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What's all this?
Well...
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I thought that we could have
a new family tradition:
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Pancake Sundays.
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I got all the fixings.
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You can pick what you want.
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We got chocolate
chips, blueberries.
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I wish I'd known, honey.
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I made an early tee time
with Wayne.
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What? Well, wouldn't you rather
spend the day with your family?
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Of course.
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He's going through
a divorce, you know.
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He needs this.
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I guess, sure.
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How about this? I'll take
some bacon for the road.
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Why don't you bring some
for Wayne, too?
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Good idea.
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Can I take the plate?
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Go ahead.
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Hey, Missy, you awake?
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It's Pancake Sunday.
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What's that?
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Well, it's a fun new thing
I thought we could--
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Where are you going?
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I told you. Six Flags
with Jamie's family.
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Oh. Well, I could
make you pancakes first.
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Pancakes and roller coasters?
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Do you want me to barf?
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Well, no.
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What's all this
about pancakes?
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Oh, it's Pancake Sunday.
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I got to go.
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Since when is it
Pancake Sunday?
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Since today.
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No, it's not.
It's Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday,
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like it's been
for the past three years.
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Well, I thought it would be fun.
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I'll-I'll make you
any kind of pancake you want.
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On Bran Buds Sunday?
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Fine. I'll put Bran Buds
in the pancakes.
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That could work.
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It doesn't work.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Excuse me.
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Do you have a recommendation?
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Well, you can never go wrong
with John Candy.
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But, and this is
just one man's opinion,
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Pauly Shore is a comedy god.
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Really?
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You may pee your pants.
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And if you do,
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there's a Laundromat
right next door.
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Well,
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I will watch this
and let you know.
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Sounds good.
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Did you find everything okay?
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Oh, yeah. He's really helpful.
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Yes, he is.
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Okay, thank you. Come again.
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I will.
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Thank you.
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See ya.
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Wow.
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Wow, what?
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She was totally hitting on you.
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All she did was rent a movie.
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And then she laughed
and she touched your arm.
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That's textbook flirting.
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I'm sorry, I-I wasn't trying to.
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Georgie, it's fine.
You can flirt with other girls.
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It doesn't feel like I should.
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Well, we're not a couple.
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I know, but we're having a baby
together. That ain't nothing.
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All I'm saying is,
you're not tied down.
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Don't I get a vote in that?
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Yeah, you get a vote.
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But we get two votes.
You're not tied down.
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Oh. I didn't realize
my mom had company.
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Yeah.
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Uh, do I have to pretend
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I didn't spend the night here,
or...?
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I don't know how this works.
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It's fine, uh...
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you could've said nothing,
but now I know.
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Yeah.
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What's with the pancakes?
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Oh, I made extra,
so I was just bringing 'em by.
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Who's at the door?
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It's Mary!
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She knows I slept with you.
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Come on in.
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I brought pancakes.
Why?
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Well, I made 'em for the
fam-- thank you--
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made 'em for the family,
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and everyone
was busy this morning,
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so here I am.
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So what are y'all up to today?
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I was trying to convince
your mom to go fishing with me.
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Oh, fishing, that could be fun.
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I ain't going fishing.
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I'd go to a flea market.
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Oh, I do love a flea market.
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I don't want to buy
some dead guy's pants.
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Oh, the outlet malls are still
having their holiday sales.
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I'd rather die and have you sell
my pants at the flea market.
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Well, I'm sure we can come up
with something else.
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Well, hang on.
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When did we become a threesome?
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You don't want to hang out
with me?
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Well, I do,
but he's not crazy about you.
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Well, that's not true.
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Well, then, it looks like
you got a fishing buddy.
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I don't really
want to go fishing.
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Boy, that was a close one.
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You okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you mad at me?
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Why would I be mad at you?
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Is this about that girl?
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Why do you want me to date
someone else so bad?
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I didn't say I wanted you to.
I said it was okay.
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Well, it seems like
you want me to.
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I just want you
to live your life.
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Then why'd you sleep
with me again?
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It was one time.
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It was more than one time.
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It was one night,
and it was a mistake.
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Oh, really?
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Then maybe I should
go out with that girl.
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Maybe you should.
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Fine. And maybe you should
go out with someone, too.
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Right, because there's nothing
men want more
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than a girl with a baby
pushing against her bladder.
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You want me to pull
over at that Wendy's?
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Their restroom's
pretty nice.
Yes, I do.
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Hello.
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Hey, you're home.
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How was golf?
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Fun. Wayne hit a duck.
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Yeah, maybe you had to be there.
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Kids home?
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Nope. Just me. All by myself.
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Hey, sounds nice.
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I guess.
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Actually...
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without church,
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Sundays are feeling
kind of empty.
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Aw. Hey, next Sunday
we'll do something.
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It's not just Sundays.
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I had Bible study, prayer group.
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I had a whole community.
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So, find a new one.
You just got to get involved.
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You know,
make some friends.
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You make it sound so easy.
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Oh, come on. Sheldon has
got school friends.
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How hard could it be?
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Hey.
Oh, hi.
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You were right. Hilarious.
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I wouldn't steer you wrong.
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You got any other
recommendations?
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Well, there-there is
a Mexican restaurant
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down the street
that's pretty good.
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I do like Mexican food.
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Hmm, we should go there sometime.
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I'm free tomorrow.
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Cool. It's a date!
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Sorry. That was a little loud.
I'm just excited.
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For our date!
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Hi, honey.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, they needed volunteers
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for the book fair, so here I am.
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Hey, Missy. Hi.
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Who is that? He's a cutie.
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All right, come with me.
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You need to leave.
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Why?
'Cause you're embarrassing me.
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Everyone knows
you have a mother. Please.
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Fine, if you don't want
me here, I'll go.
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I promise I'll do anything
you want this weekend.
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Okay.
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Just not here
or near anyone I know.
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Can't wait.
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Love you, bye.
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Hey.
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You said if I ever
had a problem,
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I could come
to you, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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Not to mention,
you got all bent out of shape
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when I asked Dale for advice
instead of you.
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I didn't get all bent
out of shape.
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That ain't what Dale said.
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You want my advice or what?
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So here's the deal.
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There was a cute girl flirting
with me at the video store,
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and Mandy saw us.
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Got it.
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And now Mandy's mad at you.
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Actually I'm kind of mad at her.
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Why?
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She told me I should
ask her out.
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The cute girl?
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I mean, I know
Mandy and I ain't together,
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but I thought
I was wearing her down.
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You do have
that effect on people.
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But now I'm supposed
to go to dinner with Amber,
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that's the new girl,
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and Mandy says
she's okay with it,
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but I'm worried it's a trap.
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Right.
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So what do I do?
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Well...
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All right,
well, let's break it down.
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If you don't go
on the date,
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Mandy might be upset with you.
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Right.
But if you do go,
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you might feel guilty.
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Right, but if I don't go,
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the new girl's gonna
get stood up, and she'll be mad.
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Georgie,
you can't live your life
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afraid that women
are gonna get mad at you.
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It's just what
they're born to do.
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Makes sense.
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I'm not a woman.
I'm mad at you right now.
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You watching your
Star Trek show?
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I am.
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Mind if I join?
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Not at all. But I must warn you,
it's addictive.
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...taking you
into this wormhole.
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We have no idea what
we're dealing with in there.
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It could be hostile...
Major!
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I was found
in the Denorios Belt.
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Is that one Mr. Spock?
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No, there's no Mr. Spock.
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This is Deep Space Nine,
not TOS.
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Sorry, I thought
this was Star Trek.
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It is Star Trek. It's
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
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And this is the first episode,
so I'm trying to pay attention.
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Sorry.
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Well, the answers to a lot
of my questions may be somewhere
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on the other side
of that wormhole.
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Is that it? Is it over?
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Well, that's just part one.
There's a whole nother hour.
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Oh.
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So, is this your mom's car?
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Nah. It's mine.
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Well, it's very... practical.
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What car do you drive?
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Toyota.
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But my dream car is a Mustang.
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Oh, really? I used to have one.
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And you traded
it in for this?
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Why?
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Well-well...
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...I had my reasons.
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Oh, you wanted to look
like a soccer mom?
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No.
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It's-it's good
for hauling stuff.
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Ah, and they were all
sold out of trucks?
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No, I just needed...
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Something big
to carry your purse?
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00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,850
Will you let me finish?
266
00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:12,060
Ooh, sorry.
267
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,360
You know that girl
at the video store?
268
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,900
The giant, pregnant one?
269
00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,150
Yeah.
270
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,570
No.
271
00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:24,530
Yeah.
272
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,740
So, you two are...
273
00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:29,910
No. We're having a baby,
but we're not together.
274
00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:32,370
In fact, she's the one who
told me I should ask you out.
275
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,960
Well, that's not weird.
Really?
276
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,090
No, it's weird.
277
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,970
Hey.
Hi.
278
00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:43,800
I thought Georgie said
you were going to dinner.
279
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,640
No, uh, he's having dinner.
280
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,050
Y'all fighting again?
281
00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:49,140
What'd he do?
Nothing.
282
00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,890
So why aren't you
at dinner with him?
283
00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:52,140
He's on a date.
284
00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:54,230
Why, that little...
285
00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:56,610
No, it's okay. I told him to.
286
00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:57,940
Why the hell would you do that?
287
00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,150
Why are you yelling at me?
288
00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:00,400
Because you got me all riled up,
289
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,900
and I got to point it somewhere.
290
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,650
Look...
291
00:11:03,650 --> 00:11:05,740
I have enough going on here
292
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,780
without worrying about being
in some relationship.
293
00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:12,450
Plus, Georgie deserves
to have a life.
294
00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:15,420
So y'all are good, and I don't
have to be mad at anybody?
295
00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:16,670
Right.
296
00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:18,340
Huh.
297
00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:21,130
I'm gonna go call Dale
and pick a fight.
298
00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:30,760
Oh, hey. I didn't know
you were working tonight.
299
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,270
I'm not.
300
00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:33,770
Just meeting some friends.
301
00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:34,770
Oh, that's nice.
302
00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:36,400
Yep.
Oh, so,
303
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,650
I was just getting
off work myself.
304
00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:39,270
Oh. Have a good one.
305
00:11:39,270 --> 00:11:42,110
Well, uh, so, friends
from high school, or...?
306
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,700
More like a bunch of gals
that used to be married,
307
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,030
used to be in Weight Watchers,
308
00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:48,450
and now just come here to drink
309
00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,200
and bitch about their lives.
310
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,790
That sounds fun.
311
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,830
Does it?
312
00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:56,870
Would you...
want to join us?
313
00:11:56,870 --> 00:12:00,290
Oh, well... so long as
I'm not butting in.
314
00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,130
Well, I have to warn you,
315
00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:03,880
it's kind of a salty group.
316
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,670
I don't want you to be shocked.
317
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,130
You've met my mother.
318
00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:09,680
That's true. Come on.
319
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,930
Ladies?
320
00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:14,810
Mary here
is gonna be joining us.
321
00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:16,480
All right. Fresh meat.
322
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,070
Since we're being so honest,
323
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,530
I should tell you...
324
00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:27,400
I didn't really think
Pauly Shore was funny.
325
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,410
What?
326
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:30,240
Yeah. I just said it
327
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,910
'cause I wanted
to talk to you again.
328
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,160
So, I didn't scare you off?
329
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:39,210
Look, it's strange,
330
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:42,210
but I've got stuff, too.
331
00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,340
Like what?
332
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,720
Well, I can't believe I'm saying
this on a first date,
333
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,050
but I'm going through a divorce.
334
00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:52,510
Huh.
335
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:55,020
I'm sorry.
How long were you married?
336
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,100
A year.
337
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,850
Ooh, a whole year.
338
00:12:57,850 --> 00:13:00,190
Sounds like you
really gave it a try.
339
00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:05,900
Do you still have
feelings for him?
340
00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,700
Do you still have
feelings for her?
341
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,530
Mm, I asked you first.
342
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,870
It's complicated.
343
00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,540
Boy, is it.
344
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:17,790
I went to
two full-grown men for advice.
345
00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:18,960
Neither of 'em had a clue.
346
00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:21,750
So my friend said,
347
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,250
"You have so much in common,
348
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,420
you should meet him."
349
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:26,880
I show up at the restaurant.
350
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,760
He's my frigging cousin.
351
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,760
No.
352
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,760
Did you?
353
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,970
No!
354
00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:34,890
All right, Mary, you're up.
355
00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:38,270
Oh, no.
I don't have any good stories.
356
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:39,690
Oh, come on, you're married.
357
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:40,890
You're the only one of us
getting any.
358
00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:42,060
Really?
359
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,650
That's what we're talking about?
360
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:44,900
Married people sex?
361
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,530
Well, George and I have been...
362
00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:49,070
connecting more lately.
363
00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:51,070
Ooh!
364
00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:52,070
Details. Now.
365
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,320
No, no, no, I can't.
366
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,030
Oh, come on.
367
00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:57,700
It's bad enough this one's
got her secret boyfriend
368
00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:58,750
she won't tell us about.
369
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,040
Brenda Sparks.
370
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,670
How do I not know this?
371
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:05,130
First of all, I'm not
Brenda Sparks anymore.
372
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,300
Oh, don't go changing
the subject.
373
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,800
And... there's no one.
374
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,880
She's lying. There's some guy
375
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,090
that she was sweet on,
376
00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:13,510
but she won't
give us any info.
377
00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:14,640
I think he's married.
378
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,930
Mm-hmm.
379
00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:17,260
He's not.
380
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:18,850
Oh, interesting.
381
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,140
I thought there was no one.
382
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:23,020
Ooh...!
383
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,310
If you like friendly cats,
this next item...
384
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:26,900
What are you watching?
385
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,820
The crap-I-don't-
need channel.
386
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:35,280
What are you looking at?
387
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,490
Nothing.
388
00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:39,120
He come back yet?
389
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,210
No.
390
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:44,790
But you don't care
'cause you're good with this.
391
00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:46,750
I am.
392
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,000
I think.
393
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,800
Second thoughts?
394
00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:54,470
I mean,
if it wasn't for the baby,
395
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:55,970
I never would've seen him again.
396
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:58,220
But there is a baby.
397
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,140
Yeah.
398
00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:02,810
And he's been so great.
399
00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,980
And I keep pushing him away
400
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,060
and pushing him away, and...
401
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:10,230
he's still there
every time I need him.
402
00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:13,110
What the hell am I doing,
sending him off
403
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,700
with another woman?
404
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,700
Yeah.
405
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,660
No, I'm asking you.
406
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:20,950
Oh, um, all right.
407
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000
Well?!
408
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,710
Give me a minute.
409
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,250
Hey.
410
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,880
You stayed out late.
411
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,590
I did what you said and
I made some new friends.
412
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,930
Well, good for you. Who?
413
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:39,600
Brenda, Jill, and, ooh,
either Helen or Ellen,
414
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,430
but I missed my window
to make sure.
415
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:43,930
Sounds fun.
416
00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,190
It was. Oh...
417
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:47,850
and get this, I got dirt.
418
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,190
Ooh, what kind of dirt?
419
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:51,900
Brenda has a secret man
420
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,240
that she is hiding
from everybody.
421
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,360
Really?
422
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,070
And he might be married.
423
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,410
Really?
424
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,580
Well, who do you think it is?
425
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,120
Oh, I don't know,
426
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,910
but me and the gals
are gonna find out.
427
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,380
What the hell, Brenda?
428
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,710
What the hell, what?
429
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:10,920
Your friends all know
430
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,380
about your "secret boyfriend"?
431
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,710
You think that's you?
432
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:15,470
Well...
433
00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:16,510
it's not?
434
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,640
No, George.
435
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:21,390
Well, who is it?
436
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:22,930
I didn't tell them.
437
00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:23,930
I'm not gonna tell you.
438
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:24,930
Okay.
439
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:26,890
Oh, God.
440
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,230
Are you upset that there might
be another guy in the picture?
441
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,400
No.
442
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,900
Good.
443
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,280
Go home to your wife.
444
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,740
I will.
445
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:35,780
Okay.
446
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,120
Shut up.
447
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,330
Mom.
448
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,460
What is it, Sheldon?
449
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,000
I know you had some questions
about Star Trek,
450
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,750
so I've compiled
a detailed guide
451
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,510
outlining all
the shows, characters,
452
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:56,970
and how they fit in a timeline.
453
00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,430
Can we do this later?
454
00:16:58,430 --> 00:16:59,970
I've got a headache.
455
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:01,930
Unfortunately not.
If we don't do it now,
456
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,470
you'll be completely lost
when we watch
457
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:05,140
The Animated Series
this afternoon.
458
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,100
Just 20 more minutes.
459
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:10,100
Mom, this is almost a hundred
pages. We have to get started.
460
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,060
In the 23rd century,
461
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,690
alien races from around
the galaxy have come together
462
00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:16,490
to form the
United Federation of Planets,
463
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:17,860
which is-- open your eyes--
464
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,780
headquartered
in San Francisco.
465
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:28,290
Morning.
466
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,580
Good morning.
467
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,040
I think I owe you an apology.
468
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,710
Yeah?
469
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,500
You were totally right.
470
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,380
I had a good time
with Amber last night.
471
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,340
Oh. Good.
472
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,720
I'm glad. Yeah.
473
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,010
We ended up talking for hours.
474
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,640
Turns out we have
a lot in common.
475
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,970
So, thank you for pushing me
to ask her out.
476
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,890
You're welcome.
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