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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:10,733 "Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart goes on..." 2 00:00:10,763 --> 00:00:12,988 Wait, what is this, Naman? 3 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:16,820 These aren't even my lines. Okay, here they are. 4 00:00:18,092 --> 00:00:21,778 "Everything finds its own place Eventually 5 00:00:21,803 --> 00:00:26,425 "Like the rising sun Announcing its time of arrival 6 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:28,611 "Like the birds That toe the invisible lines 7 00:00:28,636 --> 00:00:31,388 "That demarcate Their own little piece of sky 8 00:00:31,413 --> 00:00:33,408 "Still they make their nests In the same trees 9 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:37,756 "To which they will eventually return 10 00:00:37,999 --> 00:00:40,162 "Like the sunshine 11 00:00:40,196 --> 00:00:43,014 "Aware of the courtyards On which it casts its light 12 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:45,311 "On the crop that needs it to ripen 13 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:48,790 "On the playground Waiting for its daily rendezvous 14 00:00:49,543 --> 00:00:52,598 "Like the dream homes 15 00:00:52,623 --> 00:00:54,835 "That are the same, but different 16 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:56,961 "For some, it is merely a roof Over one's head 17 00:00:56,986 --> 00:01:01,166 "For others, it is a lush farmhouse Complete with a mango orchard 18 00:01:02,193 --> 00:01:05,910 "Everyone finds something To their liking, and so will we 19 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:08,556 "Maybe in a leafy neighbourhood Flanked by mountains 20 00:01:08,603 --> 00:01:11,346 "Even we, Sujan Will find our own place" 21 00:01:12,853 --> 00:01:15,358 These are a few verses published today 22 00:01:15,383 --> 00:01:17,846 from my poem titled "Home." 23 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:20,258 And, coincidentally, today is the day 24 00:01:20,283 --> 00:01:22,778 we perform the inaugural rites for our new home. 25 00:01:22,803 --> 00:01:24,160 Within the next ten months, 26 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:26,351 we have to move out of these government-assigned quarters 27 00:01:26,376 --> 00:01:28,720 and into our new home. 28 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:34,263 This dream home will be home to four wide-eyed dreamers. 29 00:01:36,707 --> 00:01:41,205 The first child is always the parents' favourite. 30 00:01:41,230 --> 00:01:44,650 Which is why Jigyasa is the happiest here. 31 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,888 Come on, you guys! 32 00:01:47,913 --> 00:01:50,530 But she is not happy right now 33 00:01:50,555 --> 00:01:53,338 because, as usual, even on such an auspicious day, 34 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:55,950 the Joshi family is running late. 35 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:03,239 This here is Naman. 36 00:02:03,529 --> 00:02:07,113 He overshot his dad's height by the time he was in seventh grade. 37 00:02:07,946 --> 00:02:10,540 Just like his sister, he's punctual, devoted to his studies 38 00:02:10,727 --> 00:02:12,913 the apple of his parents' eye... 39 00:02:13,012 --> 00:02:14,716 NOT. 40 00:02:15,737 --> 00:02:17,530 You're only allowed to drink water. 41 00:02:17,543 --> 00:02:19,173 Till the holy rites are done. 42 00:02:19,567 --> 00:02:23,173 Why would God get salty over me eating something sweet? 43 00:02:23,187 --> 00:02:25,940 It's just a matter of two hours, child. 44 00:02:25,947 --> 00:02:28,413 Eat whatever you want after it's done. 45 00:02:28,453 --> 00:02:30,756 But only vegetarian. 46 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:35,039 And tell Jigyasa, if she breaks the car horn, 47 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:37,438 the money to repair it will come out of her allowance. 48 00:02:37,463 --> 00:02:39,550 Of course. I'll tell her. 49 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:45,330 Discipline is Sarla Joshi's middle name. 50 00:02:45,993 --> 00:02:48,448 -And this is done... -She teaches English. 51 00:02:48,473 --> 00:02:51,021 Student's grades are verified twice, 52 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,603 and the inventory at home four times. 53 00:02:54,723 --> 00:02:57,898 Vice-Principal of Sunrise Government School, 54 00:02:57,923 --> 00:03:01,082 and the Principal of this house. 55 00:03:01,107 --> 00:03:02,793 India versus Pakistan. 56 00:03:03,005 --> 00:03:05,990 Here we go, boys! I think that's an out! 57 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:07,056 Yep, that's out. 58 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,786 -Are you done bathing? -Yes. 59 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:13,926 I finished a while ago. Give me five minutes. 60 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:20,320 But you left the hot water outside. 61 00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:23,519 And this is me. 62 00:03:23,784 --> 00:03:25,337 Umesh! 63 00:03:31,356 --> 00:03:33,229 Whether Sarla's in a bad mood 64 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,240 or the kids are agitated, 65 00:03:35,311 --> 00:03:37,918 turning anger into amusement 66 00:03:37,943 --> 00:03:41,583 is a special talent of yours truly, Sujan. 67 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:48,346 Aha! Keep at it, Jigyasa. 68 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,126 Otherwise, Mom will never come down. 69 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:53,526 Why don't you scram? 70 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,026 Yes, Akshara. You're up, right? 71 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:09,528 Not just me, the whole colony is. Thanks to your horn. 72 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:12,880 By the way, nice pair of kicks you have on. 73 00:04:13,473 --> 00:04:16,006 Right? Trekking shoes for the trip. 74 00:04:16,193 --> 00:04:19,193 And I managed to stuff my tent into a bag. It's in the boot. 75 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,492 Nice one, girl. 76 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:24,395 Rishikesh might not be Spain, but this road trip will be epic. 77 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:27,513 Anyway, what about JLo, Makkhi and Neha? What's their status? 78 00:04:27,538 --> 00:04:29,131 Definitely single. 79 00:04:31,487 --> 00:04:34,559 Anyway, your boy Kartik's coming, right? 80 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:38,419 Hey, listen, pick me up last, directly from the plot. 81 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,980 We're running super late for the rites. 82 00:04:41,013 --> 00:04:44,710 No kidding, sis. Those three have gone to your house. 83 00:04:45,693 --> 00:04:47,560 Mummy! 84 00:04:50,073 --> 00:04:51,533 -Let's go, let's go. -There she is. 85 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,462 Here are the holy basil leaves. Whole ones. 86 00:04:53,487 --> 00:04:55,653 -Okay. -Seems like yesterday 87 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,386 that Sarla showed us the plot. 88 00:04:57,420 --> 00:04:59,373 And it's time for the inaugural rites already. 89 00:04:59,393 --> 00:05:01,860 Hey, my husband, Mr. Chamoli, had helped with the plot. 90 00:05:02,027 --> 00:05:04,753 It kicked off his career in property dealership. 91 00:05:04,807 --> 00:05:06,926 He brokered four room rentals. 92 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,660 I wouldn't exactly call it "property dealership." 93 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,473 Quit your yapping, all of you. 94 00:05:10,533 --> 00:05:12,213 Where's the copper pot? 95 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,820 Here it is! 96 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:15,380 Hey, Mummy! 97 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:16,760 -Mummy! -Yes? 98 00:05:16,773 --> 00:05:18,386 Can we get a move on? How much longer? 99 00:05:18,407 --> 00:05:19,953 My goodness! 100 00:05:19,967 --> 00:05:22,633 How can you breathe in jeans that tight? 101 00:05:22,647 --> 00:05:25,913 Oh, yeah? Aren't you cold wearing sleeveless? 102 00:05:27,079 --> 00:05:29,380 -Jigyasa. -Mummy, please hurry up. 103 00:05:29,407 --> 00:05:31,726 -I can't miss the seminar in Shimla. -Okay, okay. 104 00:05:31,733 --> 00:05:33,566 Get your papa. He's inside. 105 00:05:33,573 --> 00:05:35,886 What is he up to? Papa! 106 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:39,220 Hold on. I'll just count the betel leaves. 107 00:05:39,247 --> 00:05:40,600 There should be exactly 11. 108 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,846 Prithvi, Pujara, 109 00:05:42,893 --> 00:05:44,986 Pant, Pandya, Pandey... 110 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,113 All five Pandavas are in form. 111 00:05:47,153 --> 00:05:48,493 Why choose to field first then? 112 00:05:48,513 --> 00:05:52,173 Joshi, brother, you're a poet. You're thinking from the heart. 113 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:54,140 Cricket is a cerebral sport. 114 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,380 Did you analyse the pitch report? 115 00:05:55,413 --> 00:05:57,093 What's going on, Papa? 116 00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:01,800 Nothing, child. I was just getting an update on Mr. Chamoli's health. 117 00:06:01,827 --> 00:06:04,980 He has a major constipation problem. 118 00:06:05,507 --> 00:06:08,646 Yes, yes, that's why I'm drinking this guava juice. 119 00:06:08,773 --> 00:06:10,646 Papa, can we leave? We're already late. 120 00:06:10,673 --> 00:06:12,240 Of course, I'm ready. 121 00:06:12,253 --> 00:06:13,146 And your clothes? 122 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,726 Right, almost ready... Here we go. 123 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,227 Two minutes and-- 124 00:06:18,293 --> 00:06:20,519 There's one betel leaf missing! 125 00:06:21,847 --> 00:06:23,566 Hurry up, come on! 126 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:25,920 Naman must have already reached the plot with the priest. 127 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:27,333 -All right, let's go. -Today! 128 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,953 Oh, no, take your time! 129 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,226 I'm the one wearing a yellow T-shirt, eating white momos at Rawat Momos. 130 00:06:33,287 --> 00:06:36,833 You might be reminded of a certain Tiger Shroff from Baaghi 3. 131 00:06:37,007 --> 00:06:39,273 Mmm... okay! 132 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,953 Hey, chump. This is your plate. 133 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:42,967 Oh... 134 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:45,886 I like your headlight sticker. 135 00:06:46,067 --> 00:06:47,946 Hello, uncle. 136 00:06:47,993 --> 00:06:51,093 Gulati... I mean is Rishabh here too? 137 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,208 His Highness doesn't wake up this early. 138 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:55,486 Uncle, better keep an eye on your plate. 139 00:06:55,647 --> 00:06:59,436 If someone swipes a piece again, I won't give an extra piece. 140 00:06:59,993 --> 00:07:03,453 Sorry, uncle. I had a momo from your plate by mistake. 141 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,840 Why don't you take one from mine? 142 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:07,420 It's chicken, right? 143 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,448 I wish, uncle. But today on this auspicious day, only paneer... 144 00:07:11,447 --> 00:07:12,620 Wait... 145 00:07:13,093 --> 00:07:15,833 Did you get the chicken momos? 146 00:07:15,847 --> 00:07:18,913 -Chicken momo. -Chicken momo! 147 00:07:18,987 --> 00:07:21,916 It's written right here. Rs. 80 per plate! 148 00:07:21,943 --> 00:07:24,310 Going on and on about chicken momos. 149 00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:44,260 The contractor is king. 150 00:07:44,713 --> 00:07:46,670 You want house maked? 151 00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:48,470 Give respect. 152 00:07:48,557 --> 00:07:50,223 Owner or labourer, 153 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:54,070 everyone sits at the contractor's feet. 154 00:07:54,097 --> 00:07:55,806 -Repeat? -The contractor's feet. 155 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:56,960 Yeah! 156 00:07:56,987 --> 00:07:58,433 Mister! 157 00:07:58,453 --> 00:08:00,750 No, I can't help you with directions! 158 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:03,636 Huh? Pappu Pathak? 159 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:08,690 Hey! It's the owners. Come on. 160 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:12,996 Time to get to work. 161 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,445 Hey! Namaste, madam! 162 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:18,036 I couldn't recognise you from afar. 163 00:08:19,143 --> 00:08:20,890 Is that sir? 164 00:08:21,423 --> 00:08:23,676 Namaste, sir! 165 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,410 I'm Pappu Pathak. 166 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:28,743 I'm the contractor. I'll make house. 167 00:08:29,863 --> 00:08:33,070 Looks like he's busy... By the way, what does he do? 168 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:35,410 -He's a poet. -Oh, I see! 169 00:08:35,457 --> 00:08:37,623 Public sector or private? 170 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:41,476 He writes poems. 171 00:08:41,483 --> 00:08:42,983 Oh, sorry. 172 00:08:42,997 --> 00:08:46,290 Run out! Damn, saved again... 173 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:48,496 Oh, God, we're going to be so late! 174 00:08:48,503 --> 00:08:52,130 Not if I can help it! Meet Shankar. 175 00:08:52,523 --> 00:08:54,990 He's going to dig the hole for the rites. 176 00:08:55,037 --> 00:08:57,036 You need anything, you let him know. 177 00:08:57,057 --> 00:09:00,712 He's an all-rounder labourer. Excuse me, okay? 178 00:09:00,737 --> 00:09:02,456 All right, over to you. 179 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:06,323 -Good morning, teacher madam. -Good morning. 180 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:07,836 Get in the car. 181 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:12,590 I will, but where should I stow my darling duo? 182 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:14,276 I'll need some space... 183 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,650 Okay. 184 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:23,183 Such a heavy bag of clothes for a three-day seminar? 185 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:25,861 -They're not clothes. -Huh? 186 00:09:26,039 --> 00:09:27,892 -Books! It's books! -Hey... 187 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:30,143 Hey, Mummy, can you call Naman? 188 00:09:30,157 --> 00:09:32,776 -He'll definitely make us late. -He'll be there. 189 00:09:32,803 --> 00:09:36,576 I told him to not to speed. Come on. 190 00:09:39,523 --> 00:09:42,290 Damn you to hell! 191 00:09:42,363 --> 00:09:44,110 Look what you did! 192 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:47,478 If you love speeding so much, why don't you go fly a plane? 193 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:49,796 Leave the roads for us mere mortals! 194 00:09:49,817 --> 00:09:52,296 I was speeding to avoid missing the auspicious time window. 195 00:09:52,323 --> 00:09:54,983 -Ask the priest. -He's telling the truth, sir. 196 00:09:55,057 --> 00:09:57,450 -Telling the truth, are you? -Sir, sir! 197 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:59,783 Hold on, one minute. 198 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,270 Let's do this. 199 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:03,823 He'll say sorry, then you say sorry, 200 00:10:03,843 --> 00:10:05,276 and it's done! A mutual settlement. 201 00:10:05,303 --> 00:10:07,950 Only the police can settle this. Don't move, both of you. 202 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:10,743 The police? Sir! 203 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:14,276 He'll say sorry to you, and you can cuss at him. 204 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,323 Isn't that a fair deal? 205 00:10:16,489 --> 00:10:18,676 Go on. Say you're sorry. 206 00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:21,530 Okay. I'm sorry. Hmm? 207 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:30,596 -Hop on. -Sir! 208 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:34,656 You didn't cuss at him? We're still waiting! 209 00:10:42,356 --> 00:10:45,876 I'm also sorry. Off you go. Scram! 210 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,640 THIS 40x60 FEET PLOT BELONGS TO SARLA JOSHI. IT'S NOT FOR SALE. 211 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:00,910 It's so dirty. 212 00:11:03,201 --> 00:11:05,281 There's so much garbage. 213 00:11:06,657 --> 00:11:09,936 Full toss, and it shoots out of the stadium... 214 00:11:11,263 --> 00:11:12,976 Planning on getting out of the car anytime soon, Papa? 215 00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:15,336 Not while its moving, child. 216 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,783 They're averaging over 10 runs per over. 217 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,516 Looks like India's going to lose today. 218 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:23,990 No, it won't. 219 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,116 Dhoni would never let such a thing happen. 220 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:28,778 Dhoni's long retired, my friend. 221 00:11:28,803 --> 00:11:30,803 -He is? -Yeah. 222 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:33,450 Never mind then. 223 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:36,270 Never mind? You seriously didn't even know about... 224 00:11:36,456 --> 00:11:38,196 Wait. Who are you, mister? 225 00:11:38,736 --> 00:11:41,789 -They call me Shankar Dhoni. -Dhoni? 226 00:11:42,145 --> 00:11:44,818 Whenever someone's chicken ran wild in the village, 227 00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:46,443 I was the one they'd call. 228 00:11:46,477 --> 00:11:48,417 I'd invoke Dhoni and just dive, 229 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,670 landing with the chicken in my outstretched hands. 230 00:11:49,695 --> 00:11:51,272 -Really? -My track record is 231 00:11:51,297 --> 00:11:53,210 an even 10 chickens, two pythons and five rabbits. 232 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:55,495 That's incredible! 233 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,580 And that's why the entire village calls me Shankar Dhoni! 234 00:11:57,605 --> 00:11:58,801 Oh, I see. 235 00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:00,336 -Mr. Dhoni? -Yes? 236 00:12:00,343 --> 00:12:02,630 Would you like me to move the car to the plot? 237 00:12:02,637 --> 00:12:04,050 You don't have to walk there to dig a hole. 238 00:12:04,077 --> 00:12:05,883 -Yes, madam. -Like hell! Get out! 239 00:12:05,923 --> 00:12:08,056 Oh, sorry, madam... 240 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,163 You too! I need help prepping the space for the rites. 241 00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:13,376 Yes, of course. Sorry, madam. 242 00:12:13,410 --> 00:12:15,210 Umesh, enough with the jokes! 243 00:12:15,223 --> 00:12:16,183 -Mummy! -Yes? 244 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,761 If Naman doesn't get here soon, I'll have to leave the rites halfway. 245 00:12:18,786 --> 00:12:20,939 -I'm calling him. -All right. 246 00:12:22,357 --> 00:12:24,303 -Anytime today. -Right away! 247 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,630 Your phone's ringing! 248 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:31,370 Your phone! It's ringing! 249 00:12:40,097 --> 00:12:43,110 This is the plot? What a ruckus. 250 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,983 Stay seated; I want to talk about something important. 251 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,363 Okay, go on? 252 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:52,043 May I talk to you as a friend? 253 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,803 You may. 254 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,443 But I will still expect full payment for my services. 255 00:12:58,877 --> 00:13:02,290 I don't really believe in these things, but... 256 00:13:02,727 --> 00:13:05,266 you don't think the accident had anything to do with me eating chicken? 257 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:06,789 I absolutely do. 258 00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:09,678 You ate chicken on an auspicious day. What did you expect? 259 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:13,270 Can't you chant a prayer to nullify its effects? 260 00:13:13,317 --> 00:13:16,283 According to sacred texts, that is not possible. 261 00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:17,876 It isn't? 262 00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:22,356 So... this thing about the chicken and the accident 263 00:13:22,437 --> 00:13:26,063 can stay between us? That's possible, right? 264 00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:29,260 Impossible, my friend! 265 00:13:29,285 --> 00:13:32,756 Some outstanding striking from this batsman today. 266 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:34,443 There is no doubt-- 267 00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:36,890 Honestly, that's just shameless behaviour! 268 00:13:36,923 --> 00:13:38,156 Who are you calling shameless? 269 00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:40,196 Er... our team! 270 00:13:40,217 --> 00:13:42,236 That's the third catch they've dropped this match. 271 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,090 I don't even feel like watching anymore. 272 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,510 -Good. You don't have a choice. -Huh? 273 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:48,892 -Swear on me. -Absolutely not. 274 00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:51,370 You explicitly forbade me not to swear on this auspicious day. 275 00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:53,356 Can you stop, Umesh-- 276 00:13:54,637 --> 00:13:56,890 -What happened? -What the... 277 00:13:57,697 --> 00:14:01,737 What happened to the scooter? Huh? How did it happen? 278 00:14:02,678 --> 00:14:04,892 It's nothing, Mummy. I just... 279 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,256 had a bit of a headache. Ow... 280 00:14:06,277 --> 00:14:08,603 And what does your headache have to do with the broken headlight? 281 00:14:08,643 --> 00:14:11,716 My head was spinning, so I lost control of the scooter. Right? 282 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:14,523 -Are you hurt? -Just a few scratches-- 283 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,096 Oh, you're hurt too. 284 00:14:16,143 --> 00:14:19,476 I forbade this poor child from eating anything in the morning. 285 00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:27,643 I'm fine, Mummy! Now, how I can help... Ow... 286 00:14:27,663 --> 00:14:30,530 No, my son. You just rest up. 287 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,770 Jigyasa will handle all of it. 288 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,258 -Sister, is everything ready? -Yes, it is. 289 00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:37,917 I have all the items you asked for. 290 00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:40,670 You won't find anything missing. 291 00:14:43,523 --> 00:14:45,450 Where's the coconut? 292 00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,810 I forgot about that, Sarla. 293 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:52,150 You had one job! 294 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,296 Now, what will I smash for the consecration ritual? My head? 295 00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:58,350 Nothing does the job better than a coconut, though. 296 00:14:58,363 --> 00:15:00,456 Without that, the rites will be incomplete. 297 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,856 -I'll get one in a jiffy-- -No, you won't! 298 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,883 If you go, you won't come back till the cricket match is over. 299 00:15:05,997 --> 00:15:08,850 It's okay. Naman can get it. Off you go! 300 00:15:08,997 --> 00:15:11,763 He can't; he's not feeling well! 301 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:13,110 Oh... 302 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,630 Jigyasa, you go. And get some juice for your poor little brother, okay? 303 00:15:16,757 --> 00:15:20,376 Naman, my child, go rest in the car till she comes back. 304 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:21,430 It hurts... 305 00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:23,949 Jigyasa, where are you, man? 306 00:15:23,983 --> 00:15:27,269 Listen, I'm so sorry. I'm running later than expected. 307 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:29,730 Oh, Kartik had brought some pudding for you. 308 00:15:29,757 --> 00:15:31,950 What do you mean "had brought"? 309 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,092 Did you think Makkhi would be able to resist dessert? Anyway, hurry up-- 310 00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:37,836 -At least listen to me-- -I have to go. Bye. 311 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:39,556 Whatever. 312 00:15:43,357 --> 00:15:45,570 Uncle, one juice, please. 313 00:15:45,977 --> 00:15:47,337 Fourteen... 314 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,263 Is the coconut shop far from here? 315 00:15:57,277 --> 00:16:01,096 It's nearby; you'll get your coconut. Are you new around here? 316 00:16:01,337 --> 00:16:04,769 Yes, actually. I've been here since I launched my start-up 2 months ago. 317 00:16:04,817 --> 00:16:06,356 Start-up? 318 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:10,323 A start-up means a few individuals get together 319 00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,490 to explore a unique business idea-- 320 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:14,843 I know what a start-up is. 321 00:16:14,897 --> 00:16:19,363 One of my ex-students has just acquired funding of 20 million. 322 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,476 What is your start-up about? 323 00:16:23,543 --> 00:16:26,270 All religious rites available for hire, online or offline. 324 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:30,016 From baby-naming ceremonies to funeral rites, an end-to-end solution. 325 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,456 -I see. -For more details, 326 00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:33,276 you can log on to our website. 327 00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:35,103 -I see. -Oh, a website? 328 00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:39,003 www.WeWillStartTheFire.com. 329 00:16:39,363 --> 00:16:42,256 And next month, 330 00:16:42,797 --> 00:16:44,409 we're launching our very own app. 331 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,403 That's great. 332 00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:50,249 I'm just waiting for our inaugural rites to launch. 333 00:16:50,337 --> 00:16:52,036 If you had booked an online ritual, 334 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,496 I would've smashed a digital coconut hours ago. 335 00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:55,723 Exactly. 336 00:17:00,703 --> 00:17:02,803 Could you hurry up? 337 00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:09,290 Here you go. 338 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:12,023 -Jigyasa? -Oh, namaste, uncle. 339 00:17:12,037 --> 00:17:14,510 Namaste. What's wrong? 340 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:17,203 Today's generation, I tell you. 341 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:19,223 They eat halwa and then hashtag it as "pudding." 342 00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:22,603 I'm referring to the scooter. How did the headlight break? 343 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:25,196 It was perfectly fine when I saw it at Rawat Momos. 344 00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:27,410 Don't ask. This Naman, on the way, he... 345 00:17:29,197 --> 00:17:30,456 One second. 346 00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:33,736 What was Naman doing at Rawat Momos? 347 00:17:37,736 --> 00:17:40,289 -Is that deep enough, madam? -Yes, good. 348 00:17:41,623 --> 00:17:43,110 But you'll need to fill it back afterwards. 349 00:17:43,135 --> 00:17:45,730 -Okay. -What will you do in the meantime? 350 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,203 No problem, I'll just spend some time with Roli. 351 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,343 Oh, great! Does your wife work around here? 352 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,236 No, no. Not my wife. 353 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,430 My life. 354 00:17:57,403 --> 00:17:59,003 Rolled tobacco. 355 00:17:59,028 --> 00:18:01,487 -Oh. -Made in Ranchi. 356 00:18:01,572 --> 00:18:03,378 -I see. -Yes. 357 00:18:03,403 --> 00:18:05,116 -And-- -Sarla! 358 00:18:05,443 --> 00:18:08,230 -The coconut's here. -The coconut's here! 359 00:18:18,903 --> 00:18:23,183 Hurry up, Jigyasa! Give me the coconut. 360 00:18:24,343 --> 00:18:26,072 -Here. -All right. 361 00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:29,103 We also need five bricks for the consecration. 362 00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:31,310 Aren't there some on the plot? There they are! 363 00:18:31,337 --> 00:18:34,256 Yes, but we need them near the hole, child! 364 00:18:34,277 --> 00:18:37,456 And you need to draw swastikas on them. Paint and brushes over there. 365 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,832 -Get to it! Quick! -Here... 366 00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:41,943 Now I need you to throw these mustard seeds in all directions. 367 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,290 Okay. 368 00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:45,330 This will rid your plot of all negative energies, 369 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:49,330 such as ghosts and vampires. 370 00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:52,492 This vampire hunter is ruining my vacation. 371 00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,823 -When will I get to Rishikesh-- -Hey, Jigyasa! 372 00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:57,083 Where's my juice? 373 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:11,230 Hey, that's my juice! I'll tell Mummy. 374 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:15,578 If you want her to find out about the chicken momos, 375 00:19:15,777 --> 00:19:17,116 then go ahead. 376 00:19:20,657 --> 00:19:24,756 My sweet sister, the whole bottle is yours! You want more? 377 00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:30,316 -Okay. Now calm your mind. -Yes. 378 00:19:30,317 --> 00:19:32,423 -Focus your attention. -Hey! 379 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,616 Naman! Son, you aren't well! 380 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,663 Go rest. 381 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,650 Yes, Mummy. Sis said the same thing. 382 00:19:40,783 --> 00:19:42,743 But since she got me that juice, 383 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,970 I'm feeling really fresh. 384 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,596 "Sis"? 385 00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:50,010 -Talk about sibling love. -Yes, yes. 386 00:19:50,157 --> 00:19:51,976 Let's move on. 387 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:55,016 Repeat the mantras after me. 388 00:19:55,412 --> 00:19:57,692 [chanting Sanskrit mantras] 389 00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:13,021 You know, it doesn't look like he learnt that shot from his coach. 390 00:20:13,436 --> 00:20:18,312 Slam! Like a clap of lighting he was off-- 391 00:20:18,337 --> 00:20:19,976 Where are you? 392 00:20:20,717 --> 00:20:21,823 I... 393 00:20:21,857 --> 00:20:23,857 I got carried away 394 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,016 by the transcendental energy of the mantras. 395 00:20:26,043 --> 00:20:28,645 -Don't lie to me. -But... 396 00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:33,436 Whenever you hear rhyming words, you start to think of poetry. 397 00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:34,630 -Yes! -All the time-- 398 00:20:34,637 --> 00:20:37,370 Look, I don't know what's going on with you two. 399 00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:40,283 I have reading and naming ceremonies scheduled after this. 400 00:20:40,317 --> 00:20:42,036 Sorry, sorry. Let's continue. 401 00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:45,383 We'll start from the top. Focus your attention. 402 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,477 [chanting Sanskrit mantras] 403 00:20:52,973 --> 00:20:54,719 Hurry up. 404 00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:02,103 I'm sorry! You can pick me up in 45 minutes, I promise! 405 00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:04,103 We left, Jiggy. 406 00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:07,370 You left? What do you mean? 407 00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:09,503 I've been planning this trip for three years! 408 00:21:09,523 --> 00:21:11,783 I've been lugging around this heavy tent in the car. 409 00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:14,116 I'm lying non-stop to my folks, and you just left-- 410 00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:17,805 Look, JLo wanted a holy dip in the Ganga before sunset. 411 00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:19,990 I'll call you back. 412 00:21:20,443 --> 00:21:24,830 Naman, Jigyasa, time for the consecration! 413 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,663 Listen! 414 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:39,570 Wow... 415 00:21:40,190 --> 00:21:41,756 Prepare the pot for consecration. 416 00:21:41,777 --> 00:21:44,710 Naman and I will place the bricks. 417 00:21:48,863 --> 00:21:52,323 What... Only one side has a swastika, and it's in reverse? 418 00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:55,130 Yes, I read about that one in a chapter on Hitler. 419 00:21:55,223 --> 00:21:56,810 That's how they do it in Germany, so I thought-- 420 00:21:56,856 --> 00:21:59,470 Are we in Germany right now? 421 00:22:00,147 --> 00:22:04,256 First, you eat chicken, and then you make this international swastika. 422 00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:07,070 You're not taking this seriously. 423 00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:08,550 Hey, let's just calm-- 424 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:11,376 [speaking in Sanskrit] 425 00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:14,316 Forget about Germany, and think about your motherland. 426 00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:17,810 Never mind; you can't do it... 427 00:22:20,347 --> 00:22:22,060 What's wrong! 428 00:22:22,837 --> 00:22:24,276 Sir! 429 00:22:24,723 --> 00:22:26,270 What happened? 430 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,443 The bricks... 431 00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:31,203 Should we just throw a rug over it? 432 00:22:31,223 --> 00:22:33,390 Then how will we perform the rites? 433 00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:36,930 -But if it crawls out-- -No! 434 00:22:36,963 --> 00:22:39,936 It's a banded racer. Non-venomous. 435 00:22:40,057 --> 00:22:42,216 Then why would the priest run? 436 00:22:42,343 --> 00:22:45,230 He ran then, but he's really running now. 437 00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:46,530 Running? 438 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:50,603 Hey! Where are you going? 439 00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:54,857 What is the point of placing snakes of silver on the bricks? 440 00:22:54,882 --> 00:22:57,968 The Snake God himself has manifested at the site of consecration. 441 00:22:57,997 --> 00:23:00,603 This is a sign from the King of all serpents. 442 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:02,543 You need to make good on this morning's mistake. 443 00:23:02,557 --> 00:23:04,043 Only then can the rites continue. 444 00:23:04,057 --> 00:23:06,025 This morning's mistake? 445 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,990 What mistake? 446 00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:13,196 Naman, what happened this morning? 447 00:23:14,537 --> 00:23:18,056 The thing is... all morning... 448 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:20,083 All morning Jigyasa has been lying to you! 449 00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:22,523 She's not going to any seminar. She's going camping. 450 00:23:22,548 --> 00:23:25,307 Her tent's in the boot. Check it yourself. 451 00:23:25,709 --> 00:23:27,583 You snitch! 452 00:23:27,617 --> 00:23:29,976 You're the actual snake, dripping with venom! 453 00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:32,570 Mummy, he ate chicken momos in the morning! 454 00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:35,223 Isn't that right, sir? Tell her! 455 00:23:36,363 --> 00:23:38,436 Aren't you two ashamed of yourselves? 456 00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:40,636 Y'all are so grown up, but-- 457 00:23:40,677 --> 00:23:43,103 Damn, he dropped a catch! 458 00:23:43,128 --> 00:23:47,550 How could such an experienced player drop a catch like that? 459 00:23:50,177 --> 00:23:54,196 Madam, let's cancel the rites today. 460 00:23:54,457 --> 00:23:56,543 Please make my payment online. 461 00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:59,705 I will get you 2% cashback on the blessings. 462 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,043 I'm off. Goodbye. 463 00:24:13,197 --> 00:24:14,576 Sarla, listen... 464 00:24:15,277 --> 00:24:16,277 Listen... 465 00:24:28,883 --> 00:24:31,596 Who knew that eating a single chicken momo 466 00:24:31,616 --> 00:24:34,062 would disrespect God this much! 467 00:24:34,197 --> 00:24:38,196 You didn't disrespect God; you disrespected Mummy. 468 00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:41,029 In fact, we all have. 469 00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:45,423 She's been getting everything ready for the rites for the last four days. 470 00:24:45,470 --> 00:24:48,390 Not for herself, but for her entire family. 471 00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:53,003 Today, all we needed to do was come and stand by her for four hours. 472 00:24:53,036 --> 00:24:55,083 And we couldn't even do that. 473 00:25:05,363 --> 00:25:07,410 -Yes, Akshara? -We'll be there in two minutes. 474 00:25:07,437 --> 00:25:09,110 No, I won't be coming camping. 475 00:25:09,137 --> 00:25:12,963 -What? Why? -Because today... 476 00:25:13,203 --> 00:25:15,010 Today the Joshis have their home inaugural rites. 477 00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:16,530 Huh? 478 00:25:17,575 --> 00:25:19,683 And it will happen. 479 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:38,997 Well done! 480 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:41,616 I told you it will happen today. 481 00:26:41,723 --> 00:26:43,845 Naman, start the prayers. 482 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,672 Sarla will come once she sees the offering. 483 00:26:45,716 --> 00:26:47,382 But how will we conduct the rites without a priest? 484 00:26:47,443 --> 00:26:50,856 Boy, watch your father weave some magic. 485 00:26:50,916 --> 00:26:53,162 WeWillStartTheFire.com! 486 00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:55,016 Wow, Papa! 487 00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:02,580 What? 488 00:27:02,737 --> 00:27:04,560 -Rain? -Papa? 489 00:27:04,930 --> 00:27:07,210 Save the items! 490 00:27:08,537 --> 00:27:11,863 Pick this up! Cover it with the rug! 491 00:27:15,309 --> 00:27:16,962 Oh, God! 492 00:27:17,217 --> 00:27:19,670 What are we to do with this unseasonal rain? 493 00:27:20,003 --> 00:27:22,643 Everything's going wrong today! 494 00:27:22,690 --> 00:27:24,878 Now how will we do the rites? 495 00:27:24,903 --> 00:27:30,143 What do you mean how? Time to put your "books" to good use! 496 00:27:39,703 --> 00:27:42,843 A house isn't simply a structure Made of walls and a roof 497 00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:46,665 For the ones who live in it A house is a home 498 00:27:46,690 --> 00:27:50,397 For the loved ones we upset With our callousness 499 00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:54,713 We must win them back With affection and sincerity 500 00:27:58,390 --> 00:28:02,272 Sometimes our prayers Will lead to success 501 00:28:02,297 --> 00:28:06,028 The other times Our efforts will lead the way 502 00:28:06,053 --> 00:28:09,215 For photographs to capture The memories of a lifetime 503 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,089 We must first make them Memorable together 504 00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:17,927 A house isn't simply a structure Made of walls and a roof 505 00:28:17,952 --> 00:28:22,590 For the ones who live in it A house is a home 506 00:28:22,663 --> 00:28:24,776 And with that, the home inaugural rites are complete. 507 00:28:24,808 --> 00:28:27,303 Now quickly get the layout designed, Sarla. 508 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,383 What do you mean "get it designed"? 509 00:28:28,418 --> 00:28:31,345 I told you to have Mr. Shastri do it. 510 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:35,650 Oh, I... Yes, I forgot about that... 511 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,683 Oh, God! Umesh! You... 512 00:29:05,837 --> 00:29:08,683 Mrs. Chamoli, could he read my palm? 513 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:10,054 Mine too. 514 00:29:10,075 --> 00:29:12,563 Let's not disturb Uncle's focus. Later. 515 00:29:12,588 --> 00:29:14,654 Okay, so, 516 00:29:14,761 --> 00:29:17,674 for bringing peace and prosperity to the house, 517 00:29:17,795 --> 00:29:22,981 the shrine must face the east. 518 00:29:23,648 --> 00:29:29,203 Imagine this: it's 6:10 a.m. and the birds start to chirp. 519 00:29:29,228 --> 00:29:32,294 Sunrise follows at 6:11 a.m., 520 00:29:32,321 --> 00:29:35,694 and, exactly at 6:12 a.m., the first rays of sunlight 521 00:29:35,701 --> 00:29:40,370 will light up the main door of your house. Boom! 522 00:29:40,628 --> 00:29:42,734 This is the floor plan of your house. 523 00:29:42,761 --> 00:29:46,001 -All hail the Goddess! -All hail the Goddess. 524 00:29:46,048 --> 00:29:48,992 Didn't I tell you? Uncle doesn't design a house; 525 00:29:49,133 --> 00:29:51,301 -he weaves it. -Yes. 526 00:29:52,268 --> 00:29:55,328 He's been "weaving" the same house for the last 48 years. 527 00:29:55,341 --> 00:29:56,828 One second. 528 00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:59,374 I don't see my separate bathroom in this floor plan? 529 00:30:02,588 --> 00:30:08,881 Look, the thing is, if you want a separate bathroom for the girl, 530 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:11,227 then the study needs to go. 531 00:30:11,284 --> 00:30:15,743 No, the study is crucial for the both of us. 532 00:30:15,768 --> 00:30:18,508 And then where would we put the other table anyway? 533 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,200 No, that won't do at all. 534 00:30:20,224 --> 00:30:23,161 She needs to read, and I need to write. 535 00:30:23,181 --> 00:30:25,581 If there's only one table, all we'll do is fight. 536 00:30:25,601 --> 00:30:27,474 Bravo, Mr. Poet! 537 00:30:27,915 --> 00:30:30,114 No, you need a study. 538 00:30:30,148 --> 00:30:32,461 T.G.T. Mudita, that primary teacher, 539 00:30:32,468 --> 00:30:36,311 always holds prayer meetings in her huge study and lords it over us. 540 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:39,096 If the vice-principal's new study doesn't come with bragging rights, 541 00:30:39,121 --> 00:30:40,874 what is the point of building a new house? 542 00:30:40,901 --> 00:30:42,181 That's right. 543 00:30:42,201 --> 00:30:44,188 No, the study's not going anywhere. 544 00:30:44,201 --> 00:30:47,748 But, Mummy, you promised me a separate bathroom. 545 00:30:47,781 --> 00:30:50,254 Child, why do you have a problem with a common bathroom? 546 00:30:50,368 --> 00:30:53,114 My problem isn't with a common bathroom. It's with Naman. 547 00:30:53,135 --> 00:30:55,814 Hey! If you have a problem with me, go find another brother. 548 00:30:55,828 --> 00:30:57,248 What does the bathroom have to do with it? 549 00:30:57,258 --> 00:31:00,561 A lot. I use the iron rod to heat up the water in the morning. 550 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:01,941 But you use it all up. 551 00:31:01,981 --> 00:31:04,541 And you leave the bathroom as filthy as a railway station toilet. 552 00:31:04,575 --> 00:31:06,594 So, clean it and then use it. 553 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,363 Sorry that my pee doesn't smell like roses. 554 00:31:09,388 --> 00:31:11,181 -Good point. -Oh, please. 555 00:31:11,214 --> 00:31:12,094 You can't afford to speak. 556 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,541 Didn't you have an upset tummy at 2:00 a.m. last night? 557 00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,688 Do you realise how thin the bathroom walls are? 558 00:31:16,713 --> 00:31:19,654 I could note down the entire proceedings step-by-step if you want. 559 00:31:19,668 --> 00:31:20,134 Jigyasa! 560 00:31:20,155 --> 00:31:22,154 That's why I want a separate bathroom. 561 00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:23,734 And I want a gym. 562 00:31:23,888 --> 00:31:26,056 -A gym? -Yes. 563 00:31:26,081 --> 00:31:29,294 There's no place in the floor plan for useless things. 564 00:31:29,315 --> 00:31:31,888 If Tiger Shroff's mom had said that, 565 00:31:31,901 --> 00:31:33,501 then every other gym wouldn't have his posters 566 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,920 plastered across its walls. 567 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:38,427 How about I plaster my hand to your cheek? 568 00:31:38,455 --> 00:31:42,161 Naman, my boy. Gyms are only for bodies 569 00:31:42,188 --> 00:31:45,480 that show some potential. 570 00:31:48,361 --> 00:31:51,514 Oh, and you show great potential for architecture, is it? 571 00:31:51,588 --> 00:31:54,128 Joshi, tell your son to shut up. 572 00:31:54,161 --> 00:31:56,827 Mummy, did you even check his college degree? 573 00:31:56,868 --> 00:31:59,274 Are you sure he's an architect and not an astrologer? 574 00:31:59,341 --> 00:32:01,348 This 16-year-old boy 575 00:32:01,408 --> 00:32:02,861 is asking me, Shastri Prajapati Pant, 576 00:32:02,886 --> 00:32:05,863 someone with 48 years of experience, for his degree? 577 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:06,444 Mr. Shastri-- 578 00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:08,890 This is why I don't work with government employees! 579 00:32:08,950 --> 00:32:09,864 Uncle... 580 00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:12,355 He wants a gym. She wants a bathroom. 581 00:32:12,381 --> 00:32:13,988 How about a swimming pool too! 582 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:16,961 Do you expect me to build a palace on your tiny little plot? 583 00:32:17,028 --> 00:32:19,895 Thing is this floor plan is the best I can do. 584 00:32:19,988 --> 00:32:22,448 Use it if you like, or else tear it up and throw it away. 585 00:32:22,494 --> 00:32:24,874 But please hand over the pending payment to my nephew. 586 00:32:24,888 --> 00:32:28,041 -I'm off. -Uncle, please! 587 00:32:28,055 --> 00:32:30,134 Uncle, wait! 588 00:32:30,164 --> 00:32:31,763 Look at the mess you made. 589 00:32:31,788 --> 00:32:32,988 Uncle! 590 00:32:34,115 --> 00:32:35,888 "Architect." 591 00:32:41,641 --> 00:32:43,943 Mr. Poet. 592 00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:46,095 If you want to make the foundation in time, 593 00:32:46,115 --> 00:32:48,641 we'll need the floor plan in three days. 594 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:51,728 Or Rs. 8,000 will go down the drain every day. 595 00:33:13,103 --> 00:33:16,776 Papa, who's this new architect of yours, by the way, 596 00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:20,144 because of whom I had to miss my class? 597 00:33:20,463 --> 00:33:22,977 The great poet Shashi-Sun Dehradunvi... 598 00:33:23,011 --> 00:33:25,057 -Huh? -His son. 599 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,346 And who is this Mr. Dehradunvi? 600 00:33:27,371 --> 00:33:32,250 You know, Shashi! He was the one who got me my first poetry break. 601 00:33:32,337 --> 00:33:35,817 I have always wondered how I'd be able to repay him. 602 00:33:35,864 --> 00:33:37,837 So, today I will give his son a break. 603 00:33:37,884 --> 00:33:41,544 And now he will wonder how he can repay me. 604 00:33:41,637 --> 00:33:45,610 Papa, I hope he's a modern architect. A contemporary. 605 00:33:45,644 --> 00:33:47,784 He's carrying Shashi's DNA. 606 00:33:47,831 --> 00:33:50,290 He'll be timeless, just like his father. 607 00:33:51,706 --> 00:33:53,446 A fusion of 14th-century Mughal architecture 608 00:33:53,471 --> 00:33:56,850 and 18th-century European motifs. 609 00:33:58,831 --> 00:34:00,384 Your house will look like the Taj Mahal from afar 610 00:34:00,404 --> 00:34:03,477 and like the White House up close. 611 00:34:03,537 --> 00:34:07,466 And the interior will resemble the luxurious Ambani abode, Antilla. 612 00:34:07,491 --> 00:34:08,491 Whoa! 613 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:11,597 I used to dream of being born in the Ambani family. 614 00:34:11,651 --> 00:34:12,651 And today... 615 00:34:13,776 --> 00:34:19,543 These yellow walls and blue curtains complement each other so well. 616 00:34:19,584 --> 00:34:23,110 Prithviraj Chauhan's palace had the same colour scheme. 617 00:34:23,137 --> 00:34:24,604 No, I'm serious. 618 00:34:24,637 --> 00:34:27,484 -But, Mister... -Sonu Suman. 619 00:34:27,757 --> 00:34:30,277 -Dehradunvi. -Okay, whatever. 620 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:34,330 You're sure that the study, bathroom and gym will fit? 621 00:34:34,355 --> 00:34:35,890 Of course. 622 00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:38,710 But the previous architect said it was simply not possible. 623 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:41,636 Maybe it isn't possible for an architect. 624 00:34:41,717 --> 00:34:45,250 But artist Sonu got his degree at MIT. 625 00:34:45,457 --> 00:34:46,737 MIT! 626 00:34:46,777 --> 00:34:49,319 Motihaari Institute of Technology. 627 00:34:49,344 --> 00:34:54,346 In fact, our college doesn't produce architects but artists. 628 00:34:54,371 --> 00:34:59,177 An artist's only limitation is his imagination. 629 00:34:59,211 --> 00:35:00,510 Wow! 630 00:35:00,537 --> 00:35:02,617 It seems Shashi has the Midas touch. 631 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:05,549 First, he gave the country an excellent poet, 632 00:35:05,574 --> 00:35:07,497 and now an excellent architect! 633 00:35:07,531 --> 00:35:10,177 Sorry, I meant an artist. 634 00:35:10,631 --> 00:35:14,430 Okay, his art may not have limitations, but our plot does. 635 00:35:14,444 --> 00:35:16,117 How will all three things fit? 636 00:35:16,171 --> 00:35:18,504 They will absolutely fit, Miss... 637 00:35:18,544 --> 00:35:19,864 Jigyasa. 638 00:35:19,930 --> 00:35:22,744 They will absolutely fit, Ms. Jigyasa. 639 00:35:23,317 --> 00:35:25,230 Just that there will be differences in size. 640 00:35:27,844 --> 00:35:30,617 -It is said... -Of course! 641 00:35:31,017 --> 00:35:33,764 You can't always get What you want 642 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:36,970 You might get A fancy five-star commode 643 00:35:36,997 --> 00:35:40,293 But not the bidet you can afford 644 00:35:41,711 --> 00:35:44,990 -Three... -Come on, give me two more! 645 00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:46,924 Two! 646 00:35:47,151 --> 00:35:49,775 Come on, last one! 647 00:35:49,797 --> 00:35:51,176 One.. 648 00:35:52,064 --> 00:35:55,484 Okay, three. Done for today. Your turn. 649 00:35:55,850 --> 00:35:58,616 In a few days, we'll work out in an actual gym. 650 00:36:00,904 --> 00:36:04,524 But, if the gym is small, how will we do group workouts? 651 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:05,930 Group workouts? 652 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:07,850 But it's just the two of us, Gulati. 653 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:15,077 But with a bigger gym, Latika, Esha and Divya will join us too. 654 00:36:15,351 --> 00:36:16,944 Divya? 655 00:36:18,517 --> 00:36:20,937 But she doesn't even know my name. 656 00:36:21,457 --> 00:36:24,717 She will, and she might take on your last name too. 657 00:36:24,836 --> 00:36:27,250 Just figure out how to make the gym bigger. 658 00:36:27,275 --> 00:36:28,909 Three... 659 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,289 A bathroom is a basic human right. 660 00:36:32,314 --> 00:36:34,384 If we can't design the house according to our specifications, 661 00:36:34,411 --> 00:36:35,530 then why are we building it? 662 00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:38,624 I mean we could've just bought an apartment! 663 00:36:39,411 --> 00:36:42,543 -What's wrong? -Let's take a drinks break. 664 00:36:51,146 --> 00:36:54,319 Whoever this Sonu is, he's from MIT, right? 665 00:36:54,344 --> 00:36:55,584 Yeah, maybe. 666 00:36:55,617 --> 00:36:58,977 I know some MIT boys pretty well. You remember Chetan? 667 00:36:59,077 --> 00:37:01,997 The guy who got your name tattooed after the second date? 668 00:37:02,017 --> 00:37:03,250 The same one. 669 00:37:03,844 --> 00:37:06,037 I have a brilliant solution. 670 00:37:06,604 --> 00:37:08,877 -But you won't do it. -You're wrong, sister. 671 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,777 I'll do anything for my bathroom. Tell me what you're thinking. 672 00:37:12,050 --> 00:37:13,403 Wear your hair down. 673 00:37:31,337 --> 00:37:33,637 This is your work, isn't it? 674 00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:34,944 Oh, yes. 675 00:37:35,011 --> 00:37:37,357 They're a few verses from my next epic. 676 00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:38,901 Hand it over. 677 00:37:38,931 --> 00:37:41,437 Hey, these are my students' answer sheets! 678 00:37:41,464 --> 00:37:46,137 When the Goddess of inspiration whispers in my ear, 679 00:37:46,171 --> 00:37:49,344 I have to commit it to paper right at that moment, Sarla. 680 00:37:49,637 --> 00:37:52,964 I mean, the dining table is but an extension of your staff room. 681 00:37:52,991 --> 00:37:55,464 We've never had a single dinner on it. 682 00:37:55,477 --> 00:37:58,537 Always covered in notebooks, report cards, answer sheets... 683 00:37:58,564 --> 00:38:01,157 Where am I supposed to find a blank page? 684 00:38:04,530 --> 00:38:10,430 This is why the new house needs a really big study. 685 00:38:10,470 --> 00:38:12,930 Preach, Sarla, preach. 686 00:38:12,964 --> 00:38:17,484 We'll need to convince the kids somehow. 687 00:38:19,151 --> 00:38:24,037 Some convincing has to happen, but not to the kids. 688 00:38:25,217 --> 00:38:28,187 -Oh! -Yes! 689 00:38:32,884 --> 00:38:34,544 12 inches. 690 00:38:35,857 --> 00:38:37,750 Got it! 691 00:38:43,577 --> 00:38:45,004 Hi. 692 00:38:47,011 --> 00:38:50,277 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 693 00:38:51,031 --> 00:38:54,437 First, she kills me and then asks me how I am. 694 00:39:03,497 --> 00:39:06,610 -Hey, isn't this-- -The Yamuna Expressway. 695 00:39:07,084 --> 00:39:09,504 -Coffee. -Thank you. 696 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:14,150 What's the Eiffel Tower doing in the middle of the expressway? 697 00:39:14,171 --> 00:39:15,997 Surrealism. 698 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:18,643 I like creating difficult designs. 699 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:22,897 Wow! Very impressive. 700 00:39:23,157 --> 00:39:27,710 Sonu, since you have so much experience with difficult designs, 701 00:39:27,843 --> 00:39:31,503 building a big bathroom for me will be easy-peasy, right? 702 00:39:36,844 --> 00:39:38,510 Shouldn't be a problem, 703 00:39:38,557 --> 00:39:41,324 but a small gym will give you the same results. 704 00:39:43,243 --> 00:39:47,297 When all the world sleeps at night, Tiger sweats it out in the gym. 705 00:39:47,457 --> 00:39:49,756 The gym is a man's second home. 706 00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:53,191 And how can a home be small, my dear Sonu? 707 00:39:53,384 --> 00:39:57,084 If his mother's delicious cooking doesn't nourish him, 708 00:39:57,097 --> 00:40:00,470 then I highly doubt a gym would help him get big like Tiger Shroff. 709 00:40:00,504 --> 00:40:05,150 Sarla, put some more. Don't hold back on the buttering. 710 00:40:06,124 --> 00:40:09,064 Of course. Here you go, son. 711 00:40:09,452 --> 00:40:11,606 Anyway, Sonu... 712 00:40:11,657 --> 00:40:19,297 Once I retire, I want to read Tagore and Tolstoy at my leisure. 713 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,337 And I want to write revolutionary poetry like Dinkar and Nirala. 714 00:40:23,384 --> 00:40:25,870 But, so far, I've never had a place to sit and write. 715 00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:27,450 Yes! 716 00:40:27,851 --> 00:40:30,464 No self-respecting poet would ever "sit and write." 717 00:40:30,489 --> 00:40:34,850 They all write standing. Look at any of Kumar Vishwas' videos. 718 00:40:37,297 --> 00:40:40,617 -A bathtub? -Yes, a bathtub. 719 00:40:42,017 --> 00:40:44,170 Every girl has a dream, 720 00:40:44,197 --> 00:40:48,424 that she may lie in a foamy bathtub, with froth flying everywhere. 721 00:40:48,911 --> 00:40:51,424 From Pooja Bhatt to Alia Bhatt, 722 00:40:51,464 --> 00:40:54,670 they've all luxuriated in bathtubs. 723 00:40:54,824 --> 00:40:56,924 When will my time come? 724 00:40:58,477 --> 00:41:01,224 Do you think he's always written as badly as he does? 725 00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:06,337 I mean... the poet inside him has no place to come out. 726 00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:09,770 Sarla, if only there was a good study in the house, 727 00:41:09,784 --> 00:41:13,850 I'd have won a Jnanpith Award by now. 728 00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:17,564 Look, I'm on the cusp of adulthood. 729 00:41:17,617 --> 00:41:20,577 I'm a young woman; I need to start wearing make-up. 730 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,163 You tell me. 731 00:41:22,181 --> 00:41:23,880 On the dining table, in the common room, 732 00:41:23,887 --> 00:41:25,600 next to a bottle of coconut oil... 733 00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:28,570 is that any place for my Bobbi Brown concealer? 734 00:41:28,651 --> 00:41:29,757 Hmm? 735 00:41:31,577 --> 00:41:34,976 These parathas taste just like Mummy's. 736 00:41:36,504 --> 00:41:38,204 Where was I? 737 00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:40,363 On the cusp of adulthood... 738 00:41:40,717 --> 00:41:44,057 Yes! And that's why I need a separate bathroom. 739 00:41:44,111 --> 00:41:46,950 A school of 2,000 students runs on four toilets, 740 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,490 three urinals and one water hydrant. 741 00:41:49,511 --> 00:41:50,290 Yeah. 742 00:41:50,297 --> 00:41:53,930 Why does Jigyasa need a big bathroom to cavort around in? 743 00:41:53,991 --> 00:41:55,777 No, Sarla, you're absolutely right. 744 00:41:55,811 --> 00:41:57,630 One bathroom is more than enough for four people. 745 00:41:57,671 --> 00:41:58,197 Yes. 746 00:41:58,217 --> 00:42:00,177 Read the Clean India Mission report and see for yourself. 747 00:42:00,223 --> 00:42:02,216 I have read the whole thing myself. 748 00:42:02,234 --> 00:42:04,587 How much Tagore and Tolstoy will they read? 749 00:42:04,627 --> 00:42:05,813 Is there anything left? 750 00:42:05,837 --> 00:42:08,564 Everyone knows nobody really reads after college. 751 00:42:08,591 --> 00:42:09,590 If she didn't finish her college reading, 752 00:42:09,617 --> 00:42:10,930 why are we being punished? 753 00:42:10,937 --> 00:42:14,817 I don't have two children anymore. I have three. 754 00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:21,164 You won't disappoint your mummy from Dehradun, will you, son? 755 00:42:22,297 --> 00:42:24,984 And your new dad as well. 756 00:42:26,397 --> 00:42:27,934 Come on then. 757 00:42:28,007 --> 00:42:29,520 Wow! 758 00:42:30,007 --> 00:42:32,684 You hold that pencil so well. 759 00:42:32,697 --> 00:42:36,604 The next time I want to apply the eyeliner, I'm coming to you. 760 00:42:40,444 --> 00:42:43,457 If you have any doubts regarding the bathroom, 761 00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:49,377 call me. 762 00:43:02,283 --> 00:43:05,137 -Sarla, could you pass the pickle? -Yes. 763 00:43:10,077 --> 00:43:14,864 Sarla, look, I have decided. 764 00:43:14,957 --> 00:43:17,817 "Satisfaction with what is given." 765 00:43:17,864 --> 00:43:21,817 Whatever floor plan Sonu designs, I'm going to approve it. 766 00:43:22,324 --> 00:43:24,057 Sonu who? 767 00:43:24,617 --> 00:43:28,744 The person who's designing the floor plan of our house. 768 00:43:28,757 --> 00:43:30,124 Oh... 769 00:43:30,177 --> 00:43:31,917 The same person we met yesterday? 770 00:43:31,931 --> 00:43:34,150 Yes. 771 00:43:34,204 --> 00:43:36,877 He seemed like a clever one. 772 00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:42,050 I think we should go with whatever he recommends. 773 00:43:42,057 --> 00:43:43,437 -Exactly. -Yes. 774 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:46,290 You absolutely should. My brother Sonu is so clever. 775 00:43:46,337 --> 00:43:47,957 "Brother"? 776 00:43:48,464 --> 00:43:50,690 Since when is he your brother? 777 00:43:51,366 --> 00:43:54,466 He is older, so he's like an older brother. 778 00:43:54,491 --> 00:43:57,917 Out of respect, Papa. Our values, you see. 779 00:43:59,711 --> 00:44:02,824 One minute. Why do you have eyeliner on? 780 00:44:02,891 --> 00:44:06,504 Eyeliner? Where? I don't. 781 00:44:09,151 --> 00:44:11,977 Okay, so what if I have? 782 00:44:12,224 --> 00:44:15,337 Modern women dress for themselves. Not to impress anyone, okay? 783 00:44:15,370 --> 00:44:18,698 And I'm going to sleep with it on. What will you do? 784 00:44:19,097 --> 00:44:21,630 I'm going to get this morning's leftover parathas. 785 00:44:21,644 --> 00:44:23,950 -He finished them. -Who? 786 00:44:24,571 --> 00:44:25,977 All 12 parathas? 787 00:44:26,037 --> 00:44:29,264 Yes, that's why he isn't very hungry. 788 00:44:29,289 --> 00:44:33,008 Yes, I was simply overeating. 789 00:44:33,311 --> 00:44:35,070 Great. That means we will have to listen to 790 00:44:35,078 --> 00:44:36,998 the potty podcast again tonight. 791 00:44:40,004 --> 00:44:42,384 -Here you go, son. -Thank you, Mummy. 792 00:44:43,804 --> 00:44:47,350 That's enough, Mummy. The samosa's fully green now. 793 00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:50,935 My son, you have made the floor plan so quickly 794 00:44:51,631 --> 00:44:55,017 that you green-lit our whole house. 795 00:44:56,877 --> 00:44:59,064 Have you... seen the floor plan? 796 00:44:59,077 --> 00:45:03,630 Nope. As soon as Sonu called, I went out for snacks. 797 00:45:05,631 --> 00:45:10,637 Jigyasa's bathroom found a place in the floor plan, right? 798 00:45:11,933 --> 00:45:13,404 Yep! 799 00:45:15,690 --> 00:45:19,630 -And Naman's gym? -Yep! 800 00:45:20,131 --> 00:45:22,344 It's there! 801 00:45:27,777 --> 00:45:29,710 And our study? 802 00:45:30,244 --> 00:45:31,884 It's in there too. 803 00:45:31,997 --> 00:45:33,790 Thank God! 804 00:45:33,870 --> 00:45:35,843 -There are many other things. -Really? 805 00:45:35,864 --> 00:45:38,550 -There's parking in the living room. -Wow. 806 00:45:38,577 --> 00:45:41,143 The sewer line empties into the bedroom. 807 00:45:41,177 --> 00:45:42,177 Sewer line? 808 00:45:42,191 --> 00:45:46,264 And the cherry on top, no stairs to go to the first floor. 809 00:45:46,304 --> 00:45:48,957 What is this maze you've created? 810 00:45:49,091 --> 00:45:50,677 What? 811 00:45:51,724 --> 00:45:53,430 Instead of a flight, we'll use portable stairs. 812 00:45:53,457 --> 00:45:55,197 We'll do what? 813 00:45:55,557 --> 00:45:57,470 Portable stairs. 814 00:45:57,510 --> 00:46:00,224 It will save on both, space and cement. 815 00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:01,630 Son, if space was an issue, 816 00:46:01,655 --> 00:46:03,841 why are there six fountains placed at the entrance? 817 00:46:03,867 --> 00:46:08,124 Daddy, the entry is inspired by the House of Parliament. 818 00:46:08,611 --> 00:46:11,770 And why is my gym beneath the ground? 819 00:46:11,795 --> 00:46:13,712 It's an underground gym, bro. 820 00:46:13,737 --> 00:46:16,766 And why does my bathroom have two doors? 821 00:46:16,791 --> 00:46:20,138 Because one of them opens to a tunnel that leads to the gym. 822 00:46:20,163 --> 00:46:23,030 And what is this giant "H" in the backyard supposed to be? 823 00:46:23,117 --> 00:46:24,944 That's for the helipad, Mummy. 824 00:46:24,964 --> 00:46:26,437 Now whether you want to go to Bali for a vacation 825 00:46:26,457 --> 00:46:28,390 or to Badrinath for devotion, 826 00:46:28,431 --> 00:46:31,090 you can take off from your backyard itself. 827 00:46:37,722 --> 00:46:41,548 Buddy, Shashi's progeny turned out to be a dud. 828 00:46:41,802 --> 00:46:44,375 Now who will make your floor plan, Joshi? 829 00:46:46,031 --> 00:46:48,697 We'll need to find another architect. 830 00:46:49,044 --> 00:46:51,317 It's not as easy as you think. 831 00:46:51,431 --> 00:46:53,744 You hired the previous ones thanks to your network. 832 00:46:53,751 --> 00:46:56,324 You'll need at least a week to find a good one. 833 00:46:56,337 --> 00:46:58,810 The labourers will sit idle. 834 00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:01,284 We'll bleed Rs. 8,000 a day. 835 00:47:01,424 --> 00:47:04,972 Why don't you take this money back? I'll speak to Uncle. 836 00:47:04,997 --> 00:47:06,810 -No, no. -Please! 837 00:47:06,837 --> 00:47:11,250 Not at all. Mr. Shastri asked for his money. 838 00:47:11,264 --> 00:47:12,910 -Yes. -So, it's okay. 839 00:47:12,944 --> 00:47:14,990 Don't take these old farts so seriously. 840 00:47:14,997 --> 00:47:18,069 Don't call him that. He's an elderly gentleman. 841 00:47:18,124 --> 00:47:20,897 If you expend that much respect on the elderly, 842 00:47:20,911 --> 00:47:23,684 you'll spend your whole life chewing on guavas, like me. 843 00:47:23,714 --> 00:47:25,417 But you like guavas, right? 844 00:47:25,457 --> 00:47:28,250 Far from true. It's mangoes I love. 845 00:47:28,264 --> 00:47:30,550 -Really? -It was my mother's demand 846 00:47:30,564 --> 00:47:33,490 to plant only guava trees in the garden. 847 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:37,143 Barely two harvests in and she was gone. 848 00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:40,324 And I've been stuck eating guavas for 25 years since. 849 00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:43,320 And every time a seed gets stuck in my teeth, 850 00:47:43,357 --> 00:47:46,274 -I curse her. -Damn. 851 00:47:46,617 --> 00:47:49,130 I saw in a WhatsApp forward recently 852 00:47:49,151 --> 00:47:52,330 that they have seedless guavas in France now. 853 00:47:52,351 --> 00:47:53,397 -What? -Yep. 854 00:47:53,417 --> 00:47:55,984 If guavas don't have seeds, how will they pollinate? 855 00:47:56,044 --> 00:47:58,137 Yep! That's what. Huh... 856 00:48:00,037 --> 00:48:01,297 Naman! 857 00:48:02,017 --> 00:48:05,025 Get out! You've been playing games for an hour! 858 00:48:06,111 --> 00:48:07,770 What is it? 859 00:48:08,437 --> 00:48:10,496 Gulati, he's trapped! Aim at him! 860 00:48:10,551 --> 00:48:12,604 Hold on, I'll do it myself. 861 00:48:15,204 --> 00:48:18,104 Could you learn how to aim in real life too? 862 00:48:18,684 --> 00:48:19,984 Useless. 863 00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:26,684 I completely forgot that 864 00:48:26,734 --> 00:48:32,257 I won't have to deal with report cards and answer sheets anymore. 865 00:48:32,297 --> 00:48:33,710 Hmm? 866 00:48:33,824 --> 00:48:39,470 After retirement, answer sheets, homework, report cards... 867 00:48:39,571 --> 00:48:42,150 I won't have to deal with any of it. 868 00:48:43,264 --> 00:48:47,344 Even if I end up taking four-five private tuition classes, 869 00:48:47,464 --> 00:48:50,244 I can manage all that on the dining table. 870 00:48:50,257 --> 00:48:51,430 Hmm. 871 00:48:51,684 --> 00:48:54,544 And students can eat snacks too. 872 00:48:57,459 --> 00:49:00,986 And, as far as books go, just look here. 873 00:49:01,011 --> 00:49:03,154 I only read when it's bedtime. 874 00:49:03,330 --> 00:49:05,085 That's true. 875 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:10,043 So, did this Mr. Tolstoy only write bedtime stories? 876 00:49:10,064 --> 00:49:11,864 Oh, Umesh! 877 00:49:13,937 --> 00:49:15,164 No... 878 00:49:15,184 --> 00:49:18,304 I don't think a study is of that much use. 879 00:49:18,771 --> 00:49:21,417 We can manage without it, right? 880 00:49:21,631 --> 00:49:24,897 Actually, I have no problem. My kind of talent 881 00:49:25,010 --> 00:49:28,630 can manage just fine writing on the toilet even. 882 00:49:29,057 --> 00:49:30,650 But... 883 00:49:32,324 --> 00:49:36,284 having a small library inside a small study 884 00:49:36,924 --> 00:49:40,944 has been a dream of yours since before you became vice-principal. 885 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:44,177 Now tell me what's really going on in your head. 886 00:49:47,324 --> 00:49:51,604 How many more years do we have in us, you think? 887 00:49:51,744 --> 00:49:54,590 I can't give you an exact number, 888 00:49:54,624 --> 00:49:57,864 but I know I'll live five-six years longer than you. 889 00:49:59,117 --> 00:50:03,164 Don't glare at me! It's just that you stress a lot. 890 00:50:05,451 --> 00:50:11,590 I don't want our kids to remember us the way Chamoli remembers his mother. 891 00:50:11,677 --> 00:50:18,217 My goddess, just say what it is that you want. 892 00:50:19,151 --> 00:50:22,557 For the sake of our guavas, 893 00:50:22,941 --> 00:50:26,204 I don't want our kids to miss out on mangoes. 894 00:50:44,743 --> 00:50:48,616 Mr. Shastri made you bend over backwards, 895 00:50:48,641 --> 00:50:51,394 but at least he gave us the floor plan in a jiffy. 896 00:50:51,419 --> 00:50:57,086 A jiffy? All he had to do was replace the study with a gym and a bathroom. 897 00:50:57,858 --> 00:51:00,291 Poor Mr. Chamoli. 898 00:51:00,316 --> 00:51:04,423 All his life he has had to contend with curmudgeonly family members. 899 00:51:05,483 --> 00:51:07,683 Wait, who told them to start digging? 900 00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:10,256 -Hold on, pull over. -One minute. 901 00:51:13,543 --> 00:51:14,690 What the... 902 00:51:15,909 --> 00:51:19,690 -Mr. Pappu! -Hey there! 903 00:51:19,878 --> 00:51:23,464 Didn't you say they couldn't start digging till the floor plan was ready? 904 00:51:23,489 --> 00:51:25,962 They started digging only after we got the floor plan, Mr. Poet. 905 00:51:25,987 --> 00:51:28,420 But we have the floor plan with us! 906 00:51:28,445 --> 00:51:30,654 The god of justice is generous beyond compare. 907 00:51:30,679 --> 00:51:34,632 Yesterday we didn't even have one plan, and today we have a pair. 908 00:51:34,657 --> 00:51:36,284 Hold on! Did I just make a poem? 909 00:51:36,309 --> 00:51:38,176 But who gave you the floor plan? 910 00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:40,110 We did. 911 00:51:41,596 --> 00:51:44,433 The same one that the ancient Mr. Shastri made in the first place. 912 00:51:44,723 --> 00:51:48,043 But what about your gym and bathroom? 913 00:51:48,137 --> 00:51:52,497 Sis explained to me that girls don't like bulky; they like lean. 914 00:51:52,673 --> 00:51:54,363 So, I've decided to join group yoga. 915 00:51:54,388 --> 00:51:58,994 And Naman has vowed to clean our bathroom every other day. 916 00:51:59,019 --> 00:52:01,519 -Huh? -Yeah. 917 00:52:02,070 --> 00:52:03,730 Yeah. 918 00:52:03,897 --> 00:52:06,764 Such a drastic change overnight? 919 00:52:06,811 --> 00:52:10,830 I told you the bathroom walls are really thin. 920 00:52:12,057 --> 00:52:15,997 In the new house, the dining table will be used only for dinner. 921 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:26,343 Come here. 922 00:52:26,738 --> 00:52:28,364 What is it? 923 00:52:28,389 --> 00:52:29,835 What is it, she asks. 924 00:52:29,860 --> 00:52:34,427 You couldn't have done this earlier? Could've saved me a lot of bending. 925 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:38,656 -Mr. Pappu? -Yes? 926 00:52:38,681 --> 00:52:40,801 Make sure the foundation is deep. 927 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:43,709 If the kids want to add an extra floor someday, 928 00:52:43,734 --> 00:52:45,954 the base should be strong enough to take the extra weight. 929 00:52:45,979 --> 00:52:47,619 Okay, Mr. Poet. 930 00:52:47,666 --> 00:52:51,179 Boys, go deeper! 931 00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:05,730 What do you do When you reach a crossroads 932 00:53:05,869 --> 00:53:10,822 And you want to go one way But your people want to go the other? 933 00:53:20,457 --> 00:53:24,936 What do you do When, for breakfast, 934 00:53:24,967 --> 00:53:30,059 You want to eat mangoes But your family wants guavas? 935 00:53:41,002 --> 00:53:44,740 What do you do When you need to go to work 936 00:53:44,753 --> 00:53:49,650 But a loved one used up All the hot water? 937 00:53:52,817 --> 00:53:55,530 In this entanglement of dilemmas 938 00:53:55,555 --> 00:53:58,143 Just keep one thing mind 939 00:53:58,237 --> 00:54:00,789 If you cannot understand The ones you call your own 940 00:54:00,814 --> 00:54:02,750 The heart can grow distant 941 00:54:04,050 --> 00:54:08,210 Whether you are building a house Or carrying on a relationship 942 00:54:08,235 --> 00:54:12,656 A deep foundation is important 943 00:54:24,170 --> 00:54:27,430 Jigyasa, your phone! 944 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:31,870 Jigyasa... Oh, dear. It won't stop ringing. 945 00:54:37,823 --> 00:54:41,530 ♪ Some call me crazy ♪ 946 00:54:41,555 --> 00:54:45,694 ♪ Some think I'm a maniac ♪ 947 00:54:46,610 --> 00:54:48,130 Sonu? 948 00:54:49,937 --> 00:54:51,197 Mummy? 949 00:58:40,102 --> 00:58:41,782 Marvellous! 950 00:58:42,490 --> 00:58:46,677 Sarla, these walls are solid, just like our family. 951 00:58:46,702 --> 00:58:50,331 Always ready to support one another. 952 00:58:50,997 --> 00:58:53,583 Papa, why do you always resort to such histrionics? 953 00:58:53,608 --> 00:58:55,231 Resort to what? 954 00:58:58,395 --> 00:59:01,541 Oh, looks like that family support might come in handy. 955 00:59:01,582 --> 00:59:03,475 -What's wrong? -Mummy's calling. 956 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:07,624 Oh! Mr. Pappu, you called? Be right there! 957 00:59:07,685 --> 00:59:08,685 Hey! 958 00:59:09,695 --> 00:59:12,201 Er... Mummy, I just remembered. 959 00:59:12,241 --> 00:59:15,141 I wanted to show Akshara my room. Yes, Akshara, go on? 960 00:59:15,175 --> 00:59:17,108 Can you hear me? 961 00:59:21,262 --> 00:59:23,628 There he is, my darling son! 962 00:59:23,695 --> 00:59:26,168 Your grandma's calling. Let's talk to her, okay? 963 00:59:26,202 --> 00:59:27,751 -Yes... -Look-- 964 00:59:27,765 --> 00:59:29,321 Right away, Papa! 965 00:59:29,346 --> 00:59:32,806 Hey! Naman! 966 00:59:38,361 --> 00:59:40,661 God be with you, Mummy. 967 00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:43,961 It's Monday. You should be saying, "Praise be." 968 00:59:44,028 --> 00:59:45,861 Praise be, Mummy. 969 00:59:45,975 --> 00:59:48,148 Praise be. 970 00:59:48,222 --> 00:59:50,774 And why are you doing a headstand? 971 00:59:50,822 --> 00:59:52,548 You're holding the phone upside down. 972 00:59:52,555 --> 00:59:55,301 I see. I'm holding it wrong. 973 00:59:55,362 --> 00:59:57,748 Your teacherly ways only work in school. 974 00:59:57,788 --> 00:59:59,548 Come on. Turn your phone around. 975 00:59:59,575 --> 01:00:01,095 Of course. Here you are. 976 01:00:01,128 --> 01:00:03,461 Atta girl. 977 01:00:04,081 --> 01:00:06,721 All right. Now give me a tour of your house. 978 01:00:06,742 --> 01:00:08,935 Let me see if it's up to the mark. 979 01:00:08,968 --> 01:00:10,628 Uh, sure... 980 01:00:10,653 --> 01:00:14,146 This room here is our living room, 981 01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:16,848 -and this is the bathroom. -And look at this. 982 01:00:16,875 --> 01:00:20,761 Finally, next to my medals, a 55-inch smart TV, 983 01:00:20,792 --> 01:00:24,171 on which I will secretly watch, in 4K, 984 01:00:24,185 --> 01:00:27,161 -the news. -Wow, Jigyasa. 985 01:00:27,193 --> 01:00:30,562 You'll have a room of your own and a private life too. 986 01:00:30,595 --> 01:00:32,458 Privacy from Naman mainly, 987 01:00:32,471 --> 01:00:34,858 which is the reason behind this thick wall. 988 01:00:34,882 --> 01:00:39,148 My younger brother takes my phone and swipes right on all the creeps. 989 01:00:39,195 --> 01:00:40,918 And then I have to chat with them. 990 01:00:40,951 --> 01:00:42,210 So annoying. 991 01:00:42,235 --> 01:00:45,483 All these unplanned second children are like that. 992 01:00:45,508 --> 01:00:46,921 Take Naman, for example. 993 01:00:46,942 --> 01:00:49,430 He puts his ears to the wall to eavesdrop on my conversations. 994 01:00:49,455 --> 01:00:51,934 That's why I go up to the roof to talk to Kartik. 995 01:00:51,955 --> 01:00:55,235 The other day, he sent me a heart emoji with a thank you. 996 01:00:55,271 --> 01:00:56,443 Shh! 997 01:00:56,468 --> 01:00:59,121 -What's wrong? -Look behind you. 998 01:01:00,608 --> 01:01:02,977 You jerk! Do you think you're some hotshot detective? 999 01:01:03,004 --> 01:01:04,125 Hey, are you crazy! 1000 01:01:04,138 --> 01:01:05,645 Haven't you started curing the walls yet? 1001 01:01:05,672 --> 01:01:08,198 -Oh, Ma... -They will all crumble! 1002 01:01:09,334 --> 01:01:11,788 There. They're already crumbling. 1003 01:01:12,562 --> 01:01:14,375 Book my ticket. I'm coming. 1004 01:01:14,395 --> 01:01:17,568 No, Mummy! The walls aren't crumbling. 1005 01:01:17,582 --> 01:01:19,681 I'll make sure the curing is done. 1006 01:01:19,702 --> 01:01:22,235 Now, look, this is the bathroom, 1007 01:01:22,322 --> 01:01:24,628 this is the entrance to the living room, 1008 01:01:24,653 --> 01:01:25,946 -and this is the kitchen. -Hold on. 1009 01:01:25,975 --> 01:01:28,335 What is that show of vulgarity all about? 1010 01:01:29,408 --> 01:01:32,035 That's not vulgarity; that's Umesh. 1011 01:01:32,048 --> 01:01:35,361 I know it's Umesh. I was asking about the bromance. 1012 01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:38,205 Mr. Pappu and Umesh are eating buns. 1013 01:01:38,255 --> 01:01:42,408 "Mr. Pappu?" Call him what he is, the contractor. 1014 01:01:42,442 --> 01:01:44,813 If you get too friendly and start to trust him, 1015 01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:46,041 next thing you know he's ripping you off 1016 01:01:46,055 --> 01:01:48,088 and selling the material to someone else. 1017 01:01:48,522 --> 01:01:52,721 You think everyone from the maid to the milkman is out to get you. 1018 01:01:52,735 --> 01:01:54,684 -That's not how it works. -That's the excuse you gave me 1019 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,791 when you refused to eat the herbal mix during your pregnancy. 1020 01:01:56,815 --> 01:02:00,001 Look what happened. Compare your sisters' kids to yours. 1021 01:02:00,022 --> 01:02:01,755 What's wrong with my kids? 1022 01:02:02,215 --> 01:02:05,158 -You jerk! Die! -Mummy! 1023 01:02:07,342 --> 01:02:09,381 Hey, Sarla, listen... 1024 01:02:09,795 --> 01:02:12,581 Mr. Pappu needs some more money for the cement. 1025 01:02:12,602 --> 01:02:15,002 What's it going to be, cash or wire? 1026 01:02:16,302 --> 01:02:17,655 Cash, probably. 1027 01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:21,508 If there's any change, get a popsicle for your little one. 1028 01:02:23,902 --> 01:02:25,288 All right then. 1029 01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:27,178 Why stop at "a popsicle for the little one"? 1030 01:02:27,198 --> 01:02:29,525 We could've sprung for a silk saree for his wife too. 1031 01:02:29,538 --> 01:02:31,268 Oh, yes, I completely forgot Rekha. 1032 01:02:31,288 --> 01:02:32,455 Hey! 1033 01:02:33,301 --> 01:02:34,901 Do you have to get so familiar with everyone? 1034 01:02:34,933 --> 01:02:37,806 And then I have to deal with the consequences. 1035 01:02:37,888 --> 01:02:39,334 Here, shove yourself inside my phone! 1036 01:02:39,355 --> 01:02:41,041 Move over, fatso! 1037 01:02:41,048 --> 01:02:44,468 Shut up! Pin-drop silence! 1038 01:02:44,975 --> 01:02:48,431 You both will do the water curing tomorrow onwards. Every day. 1039 01:02:48,715 --> 01:02:51,175 I'm not crawling anywhere with her. 1040 01:02:51,228 --> 01:02:52,721 Not crawling, curing! 1041 01:02:52,787 --> 01:02:55,577 Hosing the walls down with water. Useless. 1042 01:02:55,602 --> 01:02:58,175 Curing? Why would we do that? 1043 01:02:58,223 --> 01:02:59,790 What have we hired them for? 1044 01:02:59,815 --> 01:03:01,608 The chances of your wedding this year are pretty good. 1045 01:03:01,628 --> 01:03:03,941 -Are you serious? -Put it there! 1046 01:03:07,008 --> 01:03:10,762 Leave your walls to outsiders, and they can shrink. 1047 01:03:10,768 --> 01:03:12,808 They don't last. 1048 01:03:14,755 --> 01:03:16,101 Close the door. 1049 01:03:34,704 --> 01:03:37,257 You messed it up again! 1050 01:03:37,411 --> 01:03:41,093 I could've compiled two sets of code by now. 1051 01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:42,705 I was fine with chatting. 1052 01:03:42,712 --> 01:03:45,038 Why did you have to set up this damn date? 1053 01:03:45,298 --> 01:03:47,305 If you can run all my codes, 1054 01:03:47,312 --> 01:03:50,798 then I can run your love life, yes? 1055 01:03:50,838 --> 01:03:53,665 Fine, but is this make-up necessary? 1056 01:03:53,785 --> 01:03:55,691 Do you like Kartik? 1057 01:03:56,505 --> 01:03:59,211 A code runs with the right syntax, correct? 1058 01:03:59,278 --> 01:04:01,258 Why do you feel the need to format it neatly? 1059 01:04:01,278 --> 01:04:03,398 As in? It's basic hygiene. 1060 01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:06,796 Exactly! Make-up is the basic hygiene of dating. 1061 01:04:06,838 --> 01:04:08,558 Oh! 1062 01:04:08,878 --> 01:04:10,991 I see. Go on? 1063 01:04:11,718 --> 01:04:13,145 One second. 1064 01:04:13,185 --> 01:04:16,091 Why did you use this analogy for Kartik? 1065 01:04:17,012 --> 01:04:20,805 Because I love watching you blush. 1066 01:04:21,278 --> 01:04:24,345 Had your fun? Can we focus now? 1067 01:04:24,378 --> 01:04:26,598 Why don't you wear the dress I wore at the farewell party-- 1068 01:04:26,605 --> 01:04:28,391 One minute, shh... 1069 01:04:34,052 --> 01:04:36,105 You snaggle-toothed jerk! 1070 01:04:36,112 --> 01:04:38,305 You were spying on me again! 1071 01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:40,325 Spying for what? 1072 01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:43,105 I was waiting to bathe. Come on, move! 1073 01:04:43,132 --> 01:04:45,398 You need to learn your lesson. One second. 1074 01:04:45,418 --> 01:04:47,298 Mummy! 1075 01:04:47,365 --> 01:04:50,105 "Educational content." So? 1076 01:04:50,165 --> 01:04:52,198 Why are you showing this to me? 1077 01:04:52,285 --> 01:04:55,811 You're right, Mummy. Why would you need to look at my notes? 1078 01:04:55,818 --> 01:04:58,791 Mummy, keep clicking. You'll find something eventually. 1079 01:04:59,052 --> 01:05:00,052 Okay... 1080 01:05:01,757 --> 01:05:04,211 "Biology notes." So? 1081 01:05:04,932 --> 01:05:07,011 Correct! So? 1082 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:09,736 Should I not be studying or compiling notes? 1083 01:05:09,745 --> 01:05:11,685 How would it look if Vice-Principal Sarla's Joshi's son failed in class? 1084 01:05:11,692 --> 01:05:13,698 No, my darling son! 1085 01:05:13,705 --> 01:05:15,365 Mummy, you don't know what your darling son is up to. 1086 01:05:15,405 --> 01:05:16,971 But you're about to. 1087 01:05:17,058 --> 01:05:18,545 Keep going. 1088 01:05:18,565 --> 01:05:21,378 Mummy, the milk is boiling over! 1089 01:05:21,432 --> 01:05:23,505 "Ma'am Mia." 1090 01:05:24,318 --> 01:05:26,645 -A new teacher? -Yes, Mummy, an award-winning one. 1091 01:05:26,665 --> 01:05:28,658 You haven't heard of her? Keep going. 1092 01:05:28,672 --> 01:05:30,771 Don't open that folder, Mummy! Don't! 1093 01:05:30,796 --> 01:05:35,051 It... has Gulati's naked pictures! Don't open the folder! 1094 01:05:39,758 --> 01:05:41,445 Prawn? 1095 01:05:43,085 --> 01:05:44,578 -Jigyasa. -Mummy? 1096 01:05:44,585 --> 01:05:46,625 Change the password immediately. 1097 01:05:46,655 --> 01:05:48,878 -Okay. -And then tell me 1098 01:05:48,892 --> 01:05:52,285 who has the largest shoe size in this house! 1099 01:05:53,005 --> 01:05:55,078 -Who? -It wasn't me! It was Gulati! 1100 01:05:57,544 --> 01:05:59,744 Did you think a house simply builds itself? 1101 01:05:59,775 --> 01:06:02,278 You have to watch it like a hawk! 1102 01:06:02,312 --> 01:06:03,312 Yes, Mummy. 1103 01:06:03,338 --> 01:06:06,531 Dearest mom-in-law, if we sit around the plot like hawks, 1104 01:06:06,538 --> 01:06:08,565 how would we get any work done? 1105 01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:10,551 Point the camera towards him, please. 1106 01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:14,118 Watching videos on your phone while laying on the couch all day 1107 01:06:14,145 --> 01:06:15,978 is not "work." 1108 01:06:18,512 --> 01:06:20,485 Regardless of what you both say, 1109 01:06:20,492 --> 01:06:22,845 Mr. Pappu's heart is pure. 1110 01:06:22,872 --> 01:06:26,498 Aww. They seem to have gotten awfully close. 1111 01:06:26,512 --> 01:06:29,758 But you should beware, Sarla. Keep him on a short leash. 1112 01:06:29,838 --> 01:06:32,105 Every brick must be accounted for. 1113 01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:33,818 148... 1114 01:06:34,345 --> 01:06:35,638 150... 1115 01:06:36,078 --> 01:06:38,111 -Madam! -152... 1116 01:06:38,152 --> 01:06:39,485 Are you going to count them all? 1117 01:06:39,512 --> 01:06:45,165 Indeed. 154, 156, 158... 1118 01:06:45,504 --> 01:06:47,448 -Try JIGYASAROCKS. -Why? 1119 01:06:47,992 --> 01:06:50,898 That's probably how she felt after she got you beaten up. 1120 01:06:50,905 --> 01:06:52,451 Try it. 1121 01:06:52,825 --> 01:06:55,825 Naman, Jigyasa, curing time. 1122 01:06:57,478 --> 01:06:59,971 "Management, e-banking services, standard booking..." 1123 01:06:59,996 --> 01:07:01,722 Naman. 1124 01:07:01,772 --> 01:07:03,825 You stay; I'll go do it. 1125 01:07:10,091 --> 01:07:11,305 Damn it. 1126 01:07:11,818 --> 01:07:13,238 How many more left? 1127 01:07:13,272 --> 01:07:15,425 That's it. Didn't we say four? 1128 01:07:15,450 --> 01:07:17,330 Here's your bill. 1129 01:07:18,057 --> 01:07:19,931 -Thank you. -One minute. 1130 01:07:20,098 --> 01:07:22,445 What is this here? 1131 01:07:28,938 --> 01:07:31,238 -Try GODISGREAT. -What? 1132 01:07:31,252 --> 01:07:33,058 She has exams coming up. 1133 01:07:33,065 --> 01:07:36,885 Maybe she's praying for luck. Try it. 1134 01:07:38,658 --> 01:07:41,218 Naman, Jigyasa, curing time! 1135 01:07:43,568 --> 01:07:44,968 "Mode of transport: rail transport, water transport, 1136 01:07:45,048 --> 01:07:46,661 "air transport. Transport in--" 1137 01:07:46,685 --> 01:07:50,405 Hey, Naman. I'll take care of it today as well. Okay? 1138 01:07:50,951 --> 01:07:54,978 You can go next week. Okay, bro? You're welcome. 1139 01:08:02,117 --> 01:08:03,558 Oh, no, I'm so late-- 1140 01:08:05,091 --> 01:08:08,311 Oh! You're leaving at 4 o'clock? 1141 01:08:08,458 --> 01:08:11,264 I'm going to take a piss. In the public bathroom. 1142 01:08:11,271 --> 01:08:13,484 Can I go to the toilet, ma'am? 1143 01:08:13,498 --> 01:08:15,944 "May I go to the toilet?" 1144 01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:18,311 -Hey, Naman-- -You're going this week too, 1145 01:08:18,338 --> 01:08:20,424 and I can go next week onwards. Correct? 1146 01:08:20,778 --> 01:08:23,318 Y-yes... Useless. 1147 01:08:24,711 --> 01:08:26,811 -I got it! -What? 1148 01:08:26,825 --> 01:08:27,688 USELESSNAMAN! 1149 01:08:33,411 --> 01:08:36,951 Take it easy, guys. Ma'am's in school today. 1150 01:08:37,965 --> 01:08:40,104 I can't see properly, Shankar! 1151 01:08:40,145 --> 01:08:45,024 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 1152 01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:46,691 This is too much! 1153 01:08:47,345 --> 01:08:50,064 I'm still standing here because we are friends. 1154 01:08:50,091 --> 01:08:51,884 Else, I would not have endured such humiliation-- 1155 01:08:51,905 --> 01:08:54,031 Mr. Pappu! 1156 01:08:54,051 --> 01:08:57,084 She inherited her distrustful nature from her mother. 1157 01:08:57,125 --> 01:08:58,631 What can I do? 1158 01:08:58,645 --> 01:09:00,097 When I leave the room to go pee at night, 1159 01:09:00,122 --> 01:09:02,744 she thinks I've gone to raid the fridge for ice cream. 1160 01:09:02,771 --> 01:09:03,971 I swear! 1161 01:09:04,278 --> 01:09:07,926 For the sake of our friendship, please don't take it personally. 1162 01:09:08,198 --> 01:09:09,704 I will talk to Sarla. 1163 01:09:09,738 --> 01:09:12,224 This is… This is too much. 1164 01:09:15,311 --> 01:09:17,158 We don't even have a back-up, man. 1165 01:09:17,191 --> 01:09:19,751 Now, how will I reunite with my poor Mia? 1166 01:09:19,765 --> 01:09:22,064 Naman, Jigyasa, curing time! 1167 01:09:22,078 --> 01:09:23,518 Pick up that book. 1168 01:09:27,084 --> 01:09:29,271 Hello, sister. You look nice. 1169 01:09:29,296 --> 01:09:31,391 Ha-ha. Your book's upside down. 1170 01:09:31,411 --> 01:09:32,951 Loser. 1171 01:09:36,045 --> 01:09:38,651 LOSERNAMAN. 1172 01:09:39,724 --> 01:09:42,498 Who puts on perfume, make-up 1173 01:09:43,151 --> 01:09:44,824 and a summer dress 1174 01:09:45,491 --> 01:09:47,057 to hose down walls with water? 1175 01:09:47,098 --> 01:09:48,124 What's it to us! 1176 01:09:48,149 --> 01:09:50,771 At least I am rid of shitty curing chores. 1177 01:09:50,965 --> 01:09:52,304 Got it. 1178 01:09:52,531 --> 01:09:54,758 I know how to get Ma'am Mia out of jail. 1179 01:09:54,905 --> 01:09:56,331 Come with me. 1180 01:09:56,338 --> 01:09:58,731 What a pair these two make! 1181 01:09:58,761 --> 01:10:00,208 Brilliant batting. 1182 01:10:00,228 --> 01:10:02,908 Kohli's shot marks the 50-run partnership... 1183 01:10:04,258 --> 01:10:07,131 No one can break up Chiku and the Hitman! 1184 01:10:07,165 --> 01:10:08,104 Absolutely right. 1185 01:10:08,129 --> 01:10:09,794 -Some more green chutney, please. -Yes. 1186 01:10:14,725 --> 01:10:16,471 Showing a keen presence of mind... 1187 01:10:16,498 --> 01:10:17,951 Mr. Pappu! 1188 01:10:20,237 --> 01:10:21,337 -Mr. Pappu is here. -Yes. 1189 01:10:21,358 --> 01:10:22,978 -Make one for him too. -Of course. 1190 01:10:23,038 --> 01:10:24,931 With extra filling and extra butter. 1191 01:10:24,951 --> 01:10:26,091 Sure. 1192 01:10:27,311 --> 01:10:29,378 -With extra betel nut, yes? -Yes, sir. 1193 01:10:31,505 --> 01:10:32,505 Yes. 1194 01:10:32,598 --> 01:10:35,751 I could only pick up four sacks of cement from the Joshi plot. 1195 01:10:36,578 --> 01:10:38,698 I'll pick up the rest later. 1196 01:10:38,998 --> 01:10:41,731 You will get your material, don't worry. 1197 01:10:41,951 --> 01:10:44,751 Just keep my share ready. 1198 01:10:59,537 --> 01:11:04,524 So, my dear son-in-law? Has your relationship gone sour? 1199 01:11:04,851 --> 01:11:09,578 Just think, the man who commits such daylight robbery, 1200 01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:12,144 what could he be up to in the dark of the night? 1201 01:11:12,165 --> 01:11:13,165 Hmm. 1202 01:11:13,778 --> 01:11:16,204 I'm going to teach this Pappu a lesson. 1203 01:11:16,225 --> 01:11:17,371 Wait. 1204 01:11:17,451 --> 01:11:20,191 If you want to catch him red-handed, 1205 01:11:20,205 --> 01:11:23,064 why give him a chance to wash his hands? 1206 01:11:23,611 --> 01:11:26,291 When he comes to the plot to steal cement at night, 1207 01:11:26,325 --> 01:11:28,251 you can catch him in the act then. 1208 01:11:28,345 --> 01:11:29,804 Yes. 1209 01:11:30,618 --> 01:11:33,198 Like Caesar, I was betrayed by my own. 1210 01:11:33,257 --> 01:11:35,537 A stranger could never inflict such pain. 1211 01:11:35,665 --> 01:11:38,111 A few sacks of cement was all it took 1212 01:11:38,718 --> 01:11:41,044 for the love I freely give to be flushed down the drain. 1213 01:11:41,311 --> 01:11:44,491 Mr. Pappu, goodbye. 1214 01:11:52,824 --> 01:11:54,651 Why is she over here, 1215 01:11:54,731 --> 01:11:56,781 cramming instead of curing? 1216 01:11:57,368 --> 01:12:00,814 That's a menu. People don't come to this cafe to study. 1217 01:12:04,098 --> 01:12:06,420 Who would date that fatso? 1218 01:12:06,445 --> 01:12:07,804 Another fatso. 1219 01:12:08,798 --> 01:12:10,178 Look. 1220 01:12:17,821 --> 01:12:19,174 Oh, boy! 1221 01:12:19,615 --> 01:12:21,801 Instead of spraying water on walls, 1222 01:12:21,848 --> 01:12:23,971 she's painting the town red! 1223 01:12:24,117 --> 01:12:25,938 -I have to tell Mummy. -Hey! 1224 01:12:26,018 --> 01:12:28,251 If you tell your mother, how will we get away with blackmail? 1225 01:12:30,145 --> 01:12:32,378 And what about my family's honour? 1226 01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:33,704 You pick. 1227 01:12:33,898 --> 01:12:35,578 Either your family's honour... 1228 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:37,478 or Ma'am Mia. 1229 01:12:47,211 --> 01:12:49,004 I told you we'd get the password. 1230 01:12:49,018 --> 01:12:50,604 Not just the password. 1231 01:12:50,611 --> 01:12:52,391 Guess who's going to do my Math homework too? 1232 01:12:52,411 --> 01:12:54,998 Just yours? Mine too. Yes. 1233 01:12:55,351 --> 01:12:56,671 Well, it's my computer, 1234 01:12:56,698 --> 01:12:57,571 my sister, 1235 01:12:57,605 --> 01:13:00,138 I was the one that took a beating. What did you do? 1236 01:13:00,211 --> 01:13:01,971 I brought the binoculars. 1237 01:13:11,378 --> 01:13:13,598 It was such an expensive pair of binoculars. 1238 01:13:13,611 --> 01:13:14,817 I used to sit in the staff room 1239 01:13:14,845 --> 01:13:17,744 and keep an eye on the students of 8B. 1240 01:13:17,778 --> 01:13:19,218 And you lost them. 1241 01:13:19,225 --> 01:13:22,944 We don't need them though. We can see everything in full HD. 1242 01:13:22,978 --> 01:13:25,224 Anyway, it's Wednesday. 1243 01:13:25,465 --> 01:13:27,724 Mr. Pappu will go to the cinema with Rekha. 1244 01:13:27,745 --> 01:13:29,345 He won't come today. 1245 01:13:29,618 --> 01:13:31,298 He will definitely come. 1246 01:13:31,491 --> 01:13:34,411 We received 30 sacks of cement today. 1247 01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:39,904 The smell of new cement will pull him towards us. 1248 01:13:39,977 --> 01:13:42,670 What... is your plan, exactly? 1249 01:13:42,805 --> 01:13:45,151 Did you think I'd let us starve? 1250 01:13:45,258 --> 01:13:48,650 I packed some dinner for us too. It's in the backseat. 1251 01:13:51,824 --> 01:13:55,617 Naman doesn't have any desire to shed blood. 1252 01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:59,064 Give me the password to the computer and this secret... 1253 01:13:59,125 --> 01:14:01,198 shall remain a secret. 1254 01:14:02,441 --> 01:14:06,234 Naman doesn't have any desire to shed blood. Nah! 1255 01:14:08,468 --> 01:14:12,374 Naman doesn't have any desire to shed blood... 1256 01:14:17,212 --> 01:14:19,518 Naman doesn't have any desire... 1257 01:14:33,525 --> 01:14:35,604 The food, the apples, 1258 01:14:35,745 --> 01:14:38,904 the mosquitoes, the match... it's all finished. 1259 01:14:38,965 --> 01:14:41,284 You don't want to play Ludo. 1260 01:14:41,305 --> 01:14:43,018 Then can I go to sleep? 1261 01:14:43,138 --> 01:14:45,578 We need to stay alert! 1262 01:14:47,538 --> 01:14:49,338 We wouldn't be in this situation 1263 01:14:49,365 --> 01:14:52,629 if you hadn't gotten overly friendly with "Mr. Pappu." 1264 01:14:52,731 --> 01:14:54,665 I knew it from the beginning 1265 01:14:54,685 --> 01:14:58,978 that this man would lead us down the garden path he was building. 1266 01:14:59,105 --> 01:15:03,538 I caught 40 students cheating in the last exam. 1267 01:15:04,885 --> 01:15:08,524 I can identify the cheating types on sight. 1268 01:15:15,705 --> 01:15:17,731 You fell asleep? 1269 01:15:17,951 --> 01:15:19,918 We have to stay alert! 1270 01:15:22,771 --> 01:15:24,211 But why was she crying? 1271 01:15:24,511 --> 01:15:27,504 I don't know, dude. She never cries. 1272 01:15:27,951 --> 01:15:29,958 She's locked herself in the bathroom since she arrived. 1273 01:15:29,978 --> 01:15:31,231 Well, why don't you put your ear to the wall 1274 01:15:31,245 --> 01:15:33,111 and get to the bottom of it? 1275 01:15:35,778 --> 01:15:38,151 No, man. It doesn't feel right. 1276 01:15:38,176 --> 01:15:41,482 Hey, there are no secrets between siblings. 1277 01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:44,631 Go listen in. Go on. 1278 01:16:03,925 --> 01:16:11,291 ♪ This evening Is stunned into submission ♪ 1279 01:16:12,578 --> 01:16:18,017 ♪ Why is there so much hurt here? ♪ 1280 01:16:21,345 --> 01:16:28,664 ♪ Happiness seems Like it is far, far away ♪ 1281 01:16:30,051 --> 01:16:37,611 ♪ How could you explain this To a stranger? ♪ 1282 01:16:58,191 --> 01:17:00,211 Hey! Get up! Wake up! 1283 01:17:00,238 --> 01:17:02,637 No, I won't go on stage. 1284 01:17:03,231 --> 01:17:04,931 -Huh? -What's wrong? 1285 01:17:04,945 --> 01:17:09,198 Wake up. I told you he would come. Look. 1286 01:17:10,065 --> 01:17:11,371 -Let's go. -Come on. 1287 01:17:14,371 --> 01:17:16,738 Good morning, Pappu. 1288 01:17:17,331 --> 01:17:18,878 Good morning! 1289 01:17:18,905 --> 01:17:22,181 Mr. Poet, ma'am, what are you both doing here at the crack of dawn? 1290 01:17:22,248 --> 01:17:24,504 We could ask you the same question, 1291 01:17:24,565 --> 01:17:25,765 Pappu the contractor. 1292 01:17:26,558 --> 01:17:28,011 Meaning? 1293 01:17:28,238 --> 01:17:30,271 -I don't get? -You will. 1294 01:17:31,118 --> 01:17:34,864 First, tell us where you were last evening. 1295 01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:36,898 At the plot? 1296 01:17:36,932 --> 01:17:37,932 Really? 1297 01:17:38,278 --> 01:17:43,271 So, you didn't go to Prince paan shop to get your fix at exactly 5:30 p.m.? 1298 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:45,591 It's possible. 1299 01:17:46,178 --> 01:17:48,478 I go for paan five times a day, 1300 01:17:48,503 --> 01:17:50,063 but I don't really keep track of the time. 1301 01:17:50,085 --> 01:17:53,271 And did you come straight to the plot right after? 1302 01:17:53,758 --> 01:17:55,684 Oh. 1303 01:17:55,905 --> 01:17:57,265 I understand now. 1304 01:17:57,290 --> 01:18:00,111 So, I shouldn't be taking breaks? Is that what you want? 1305 01:18:00,165 --> 01:18:02,378 I get that you are an English teacher, 1306 01:18:02,398 --> 01:18:05,804 but you can't subjugate me like the English did us! 1307 01:18:06,305 --> 01:18:08,231 Stop beating around the bush, Pappu. 1308 01:18:09,658 --> 01:18:11,398 Do you want to say anything? 1309 01:18:11,431 --> 01:18:13,724 Hmm. Mr. Papp... 1310 01:18:14,478 --> 01:18:17,724 Pappu, I'm really disappointed in you. 1311 01:18:18,245 --> 01:18:20,058 For some money, 1312 01:18:20,085 --> 01:18:22,118 you betrayed your Mr. Poet? 1313 01:18:22,497 --> 01:18:23,831 Mr. Poet? 1314 01:18:24,905 --> 01:18:26,251 You too? 1315 01:18:27,145 --> 01:18:32,251 Umesh saw you taking four sacks of cement from the plot yesterday. 1316 01:18:33,545 --> 01:18:36,011 What else have you smuggled from here? 1317 01:18:37,185 --> 01:18:40,204 Look, Mr. Pappu, just be honest with us. 1318 01:18:40,731 --> 01:18:43,724 I promise you that we will not escalate this to the police. 1319 01:18:43,785 --> 01:18:45,044 Why not? 1320 01:18:46,071 --> 01:18:47,298 Okay. 1321 01:18:47,311 --> 01:18:50,564 Come inside with me. Come on. 1322 01:18:55,798 --> 01:18:57,398 Count them yourself. 1323 01:18:58,051 --> 01:19:00,071 I took four sacks of cement away 1324 01:19:00,091 --> 01:19:02,724 and replaced them in under two hours myself. 1325 01:19:02,851 --> 01:19:04,631 And I do this every week. 1326 01:19:04,658 --> 01:19:06,377 Taking the low-quality cement back, 1327 01:19:06,398 --> 01:19:09,844 and bringing the high-quality replacements back to the plot. 1328 01:19:09,878 --> 01:19:13,644 As your contractor, it is my job to protect you from fraud. 1329 01:19:13,678 --> 01:19:14,824 Oh! 1330 01:19:14,965 --> 01:19:18,738 Your dialogue delivery would make even Shakespeare feel shy. 1331 01:19:20,031 --> 01:19:21,891 Who is this Shakespeare Shy? 1332 01:19:22,358 --> 01:19:23,871 If he is as innocent as he claims to be, 1333 01:19:23,918 --> 01:19:27,744 did he come to the plot at dawn to meditate? 1334 01:19:37,151 --> 01:19:38,151 Yes, Mummy? 1335 01:19:38,158 --> 01:19:40,184 Both of you come to the plot right now. 1336 01:19:40,231 --> 01:19:42,231 This early in the morning? Why? 1337 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,198 It's a surprise, my darling son. 1338 01:19:44,225 --> 01:19:46,064 -Get over here. -Huh? 1339 01:19:49,628 --> 01:19:52,188 There they are, the devil and the demon. 1340 01:19:56,265 --> 01:19:59,031 I hope I didn't ruin your sleep, 1341 01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:00,911 my dear angels? 1342 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:02,884 You did, Mummy, a little bit. 1343 01:20:03,391 --> 01:20:07,271 Tired from all the curing you do every day, right, my son? 1344 01:20:07,305 --> 01:20:09,311 How is that going, by the way? 1345 01:20:09,785 --> 01:20:11,111 The curing... 1346 01:20:11,178 --> 01:20:12,538 is going well, Mummy. 1347 01:20:12,591 --> 01:20:14,598 Very much on track. Right, Naman? 1348 01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:16,671 Absolutely, it's going great! 1349 01:20:16,705 --> 01:20:18,738 Sometimes I take a shower under the hose myself. 1350 01:20:18,751 --> 01:20:20,951 Just like living in the rustic outdoors! 1351 01:20:21,518 --> 01:20:22,778 Tell me the truth! 1352 01:20:22,798 --> 01:20:24,958 Mummy, I haven't showered in four days! 1353 01:20:26,144 --> 01:20:29,171 Every morning at dawn, Mr. Pappu comes to the plot. 1354 01:20:29,231 --> 01:20:31,751 Ruining his own sleep. Why? 1355 01:20:32,758 --> 01:20:33,698 Why? 1356 01:20:33,738 --> 01:20:37,998 To do the curing, because no one else comes to do it at all! 1357 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,918 Mummy, it's not Naman's fault. 1358 01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:45,038 -Only I'm to blame. -What do you mean? 1359 01:20:45,605 --> 01:20:48,638 Meaning, instead of doing the curing, I was going every day 1360 01:20:48,705 --> 01:20:50,218 to a cafe to... 1361 01:20:50,471 --> 01:20:51,944 To what? 1362 01:20:52,305 --> 01:20:53,305 To a cafe, Mummy-- 1363 01:20:53,331 --> 01:20:55,498 She does research work with Akshara. 1364 01:20:55,511 --> 01:20:57,238 Huh? What? 1365 01:20:58,071 --> 01:20:59,104 Jigyasa... 1366 01:20:59,125 --> 01:21:01,271 is teaching Akshara how to code, 1367 01:21:01,285 --> 01:21:04,678 so I was the one who volunteered to do the curing. 1368 01:21:04,705 --> 01:21:08,851 And then... I got bored one day, so... 1369 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:11,171 Give me one of your slippers, Umesh! 1370 01:21:11,185 --> 01:21:13,044 They are brand new, Sarla, please. 1371 01:21:13,084 --> 01:21:14,224 Okay, get me a spade then! 1372 01:21:14,257 --> 01:21:15,977 Papa, give her the slipper, please! 1373 01:21:15,991 --> 01:21:18,784 -Slippe-- -Let it go, please; he's a kid. 1374 01:21:19,785 --> 01:21:23,244 Don't you dare set foot in the house unless you've done any curing today! 1375 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:26,151 Okay? Get out of here! 1376 01:21:27,798 --> 01:21:29,144 Let's go. 1377 01:21:33,118 --> 01:21:35,531 Papa, you guys carry on. I... 1378 01:21:47,925 --> 01:21:49,858 Your ear's busted now. 1379 01:21:49,918 --> 01:21:51,831 The thick wall is up too. 1380 01:21:52,918 --> 01:21:57,064 Now how will you get all your clues, Mr. Sherlock Holmes? 1381 01:21:58,885 --> 01:22:00,764 Sorry, man. 1382 01:22:01,331 --> 01:22:03,278 I won't do it again. 1383 01:22:04,185 --> 01:22:05,664 And don't worry. 1384 01:22:05,705 --> 01:22:08,538 Your cafe secret will stay one. 1385 01:22:13,365 --> 01:22:16,331 We were only dating for two weeks. I took it a little too seriously. 1386 01:22:17,465 --> 01:22:20,384 He was more interested in his bike over me. 1387 01:22:22,191 --> 01:22:23,964 This was going to happen eventually. 1388 01:22:25,251 --> 01:22:26,858 Just tell me his name, sis. 1389 01:22:26,878 --> 01:22:28,711 Gulati and I will go rough him up! 1390 01:22:28,745 --> 01:22:31,378 Are you mad? Let it go. 1391 01:22:32,045 --> 01:22:34,989 Anyway, whatever happened, it was for the best. 1392 01:22:36,231 --> 01:22:37,858 And thank you. 1393 01:22:38,825 --> 01:22:40,398 For last night. 1394 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,451 I really needed that alone time. 1395 01:22:59,965 --> 01:23:01,424 "Prawn masala"? 1396 01:23:01,438 --> 01:23:02,604 Password. 1397 01:23:05,771 --> 01:23:07,451 Why are you laughing? 1398 01:23:07,471 --> 01:23:09,658 I'm just wondering where Mummy... 1399 01:23:09,671 --> 01:23:12,104 orders seafood from. 1400 01:23:12,665 --> 01:23:14,244 Prawn Hub? 1401 01:23:17,891 --> 01:23:19,351 Hey, watch it. 1402 01:23:19,385 --> 01:23:20,918 Sorry, did you fall? 1403 01:23:20,971 --> 01:23:22,651 What if I had fallen? 1404 01:23:22,725 --> 01:23:24,384 Anyway, you're going to do the curing from now on, right? 1405 01:23:24,418 --> 01:23:25,618 Says who? 1406 01:23:26,865 --> 01:23:30,111 You can't take your eyes off a wall 1407 01:23:30,665 --> 01:23:33,891 There is certainly something About it 1408 01:23:36,404 --> 01:23:39,509 It signals the beginning Of this journey 1409 01:23:39,543 --> 01:23:42,491 Of building a home From the ground up 1410 01:23:58,565 --> 01:24:01,584 A wall knows all your secrets 1411 01:24:01,731 --> 01:24:05,124 It hears all But doesn't say a word 1412 01:24:05,538 --> 01:24:08,564 It divides the house Into many parts 1413 01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:12,737 But it turns invisible In a home that's filled with love 1414 01:24:16,811 --> 01:24:18,408 It gives you full permission... 1415 01:24:18,488 --> 01:24:20,528 GO STUDY 1416 01:24:20,608 --> 01:24:22,968 ...To live your life as you see fit 1417 01:24:25,538 --> 01:24:28,631 In exchange for a few days Of toiling and curing 1418 01:24:28,678 --> 01:24:33,478 It protects you every day Come sun or rain 1419 01:24:41,646 --> 01:24:44,413 Sometimes the wall is a friend Or a grandfatherly figure 1420 01:24:44,438 --> 01:24:47,331 But always someone you can count on 1421 01:24:47,371 --> 01:24:49,991 It captures cherished memories 1422 01:24:50,031 --> 01:24:54,838 And some secrets it keeps to itself 1423 01:24:58,091 --> 01:25:01,444 Joyous moments, hilarious pranks Benign protestations 1424 01:25:01,491 --> 01:25:04,611 It can accommodate every scenario 1425 01:25:05,702 --> 01:25:08,831 You can't take your eyes off a wall 1426 01:25:08,856 --> 01:25:12,082 There is certainly something About it 1427 01:25:14,418 --> 01:25:16,311 -This area is shaping up nicely. -Yes. 1428 01:25:16,351 --> 01:25:17,278 Agreed. 1429 01:25:17,303 --> 01:25:18,450 Obviously, thanks to my curing. 1430 01:25:18,478 --> 01:25:19,478 Oh! 1431 01:25:22,071 --> 01:25:24,746 It's Mummy! She's calling! 1432 01:25:24,837 --> 01:25:26,173 Here, your grandmother's calling! 1433 01:25:26,198 --> 01:25:27,371 Yes... 1434 01:25:27,624 --> 01:25:28,763 What just happened? 1435 01:25:28,788 --> 01:25:30,641 My mother's calling. Mummy... 1436 01:25:30,811 --> 01:25:33,244 Hand it over. I'll handle Grandma. 1437 01:25:33,365 --> 01:25:35,291 -Huh? -I'll take care of it. Here. 1438 01:25:37,231 --> 01:25:39,384 I seek your blessings, Grandma! 1439 01:25:40,591 --> 01:25:42,821 1034, 1440 01:25:43,195 --> 01:25:45,667 1035, 1441 01:25:46,544 --> 01:25:50,190 1... 0... 36... 1442 01:25:50,671 --> 01:25:51,671 And... 1443 01:25:53,591 --> 01:25:56,658 Son, can we do the rest tomorrow? 1444 01:25:56,698 --> 01:25:57,931 Absolutely not! 1445 01:25:58,804 --> 01:26:02,310 The elders have said, "A home does not simply build itself." 1446 01:26:02,361 --> 01:26:05,387 For it to happen, you need to be as sharp as a hawk! 1447 01:26:05,491 --> 01:26:07,838 Keep counting. Let them come. 1448 01:26:08,245 --> 01:26:10,838 -1037, -Hmm. 1449 01:26:11,638 --> 01:26:14,804 1038... 1450 01:26:17,768 --> 01:26:19,088 37... 1451 01:26:19,528 --> 01:26:20,528 Ugh! 1452 01:29:47,672 --> 01:29:50,539 All right. Turn your face towards the mouth. 1453 01:29:50,946 --> 01:29:52,459 Where is the mouth? 1454 01:29:52,479 --> 01:29:54,866 -Wherever you like. -Oh. 1455 01:29:57,352 --> 01:29:59,052 Here you go. 1456 01:30:00,159 --> 01:30:02,146 Mr. Priest, could you make haste? 1457 01:30:02,172 --> 01:30:04,679 Making haste is the devil's hobby. 1458 01:30:05,486 --> 01:30:06,745 -Naman, son... -Yes, sir? 1459 01:30:06,766 --> 01:30:09,585 Sacrifice the pumpkin at the feet of the Mixer God. 1460 01:30:09,613 --> 01:30:12,899 -Where are the feet? -Wherever you like. 1461 01:30:13,506 --> 01:30:15,416 -Whoa! -All... 1462 01:30:15,455 --> 01:30:17,148 hail... 1463 01:30:17,176 --> 01:30:18,789 the great God... 1464 01:30:18,829 --> 01:30:20,099 Vishwakarma-- 1465 01:30:20,119 --> 01:30:21,766 All hail! All done! 1466 01:30:21,779 --> 01:30:24,186 -Let's go, come on-- -Pappu, have some patience. 1467 01:30:24,186 --> 01:30:26,599 Child, why don't you give our labourer friends some offerings? 1468 01:30:27,466 --> 01:30:28,579 Hey! 1469 01:30:28,593 --> 01:30:30,926 These slackers get nothing! 1470 01:30:30,939 --> 01:30:32,572 Sure, give them the offering. 1471 01:30:32,573 --> 01:30:34,452 But only after the roofing is done. 1472 01:30:34,499 --> 01:30:36,512 -I don't want it. -Hey... 1473 01:30:36,579 --> 01:30:38,292 What's the rush? Let them eat. 1474 01:30:38,319 --> 01:30:40,852 Eat? Then labourers take a back seat. 1475 01:30:40,866 --> 01:30:43,946 Anyway, his coddling has spoiled my labourers. 1476 01:30:43,979 --> 01:30:46,166 You feed them buns for breakfast, 1477 01:30:46,199 --> 01:30:49,052 which makes them burp with every swing of the spade. 1478 01:30:49,073 --> 01:30:50,059 Not today, not today. 1479 01:30:50,084 --> 01:30:52,576 Pappu, I can't even lift a pen on an empty stomach. 1480 01:30:52,601 --> 01:30:54,454 How can you expect them to lift a spade? 1481 01:30:54,479 --> 01:30:56,492 See this machine here? 1482 01:30:56,833 --> 01:30:58,959 It's busier than Ryan Reynolds. 1483 01:30:58,973 --> 01:31:01,866 Yes! It was quite the struggle to get its dates. 1484 01:31:01,879 --> 01:31:03,132 If we don't use it well today, 1485 01:31:03,157 --> 01:31:04,972 then work will get stalled for two weeks. 1486 01:31:04,997 --> 01:31:06,852 -Two weeks? -Correct! 1487 01:31:06,859 --> 01:31:08,328 And these very labourers 1488 01:31:08,353 --> 01:31:12,014 will not work five extra minutes beyond their 8-hour shift. 1489 01:31:12,039 --> 01:31:13,885 And anyway, 1490 01:31:13,906 --> 01:31:16,719 his chanting has wasted half an hour. 1491 01:31:16,733 --> 01:31:19,866 Blasphemer! You dare disrespect the chants! 1492 01:31:19,886 --> 01:31:21,745 The demon Rahu shall curse your new home. 1493 01:31:21,773 --> 01:31:23,745 Sir, please don't take it personally. 1494 01:31:35,339 --> 01:31:39,226 Rahu dare cast his evil eye on my project? 1495 01:31:40,253 --> 01:31:42,912 I will cast an eclipse on Rahu himself. 1496 01:31:42,946 --> 01:31:44,766 Hey! Two people wait here. 1497 01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:48,508 The rest of you, to the roof! Off you go. 1498 01:31:48,533 --> 01:31:50,746 Hey, Shankar! Move it! 1499 01:31:50,786 --> 01:31:54,932 Now the labourers won't stop, and neither will the machine. 1500 01:31:54,953 --> 01:31:57,439 All hail the Goddess! 1501 01:31:57,466 --> 01:32:01,032 Let's rock! 1502 01:32:03,799 --> 01:32:07,272 Who the hell switched off the machine? 1503 01:32:13,546 --> 01:32:15,086 CP. 1504 01:32:16,986 --> 01:32:18,952 DCP. 1505 01:32:20,599 --> 01:32:22,819 Dehradun... 1506 01:32:22,886 --> 01:32:25,152 City Planning. 1507 01:32:25,193 --> 01:32:28,206 Here you go. Time to bring on your eclipse. 1508 01:32:28,253 --> 01:32:29,839 "Rock." 1509 01:32:34,266 --> 01:32:36,459 -Happy Teachers' Day, ma'am! -Oh! 1510 01:32:36,499 --> 01:32:38,832 Thank you, thank you so much, children. 1511 01:32:38,846 --> 01:32:40,579 -Welcome, ma'am. -Welcome, ma'am. 1512 01:32:41,059 --> 01:32:43,232 So, the bribes have started coming in, huh? 1513 01:32:43,965 --> 01:32:45,292 Bribes? 1514 01:32:45,532 --> 01:32:49,179 Yep. "You give me flowers; I give you marks." 1515 01:32:49,479 --> 01:32:53,832 This greeting card and Rosa carolina look like bribes to you? 1516 01:32:54,053 --> 01:32:55,792 Ma'am, these plants and shrubs are excuses. 1517 01:32:55,853 --> 01:32:58,966 Once these kids are out of school, we're out of their memory. 1518 01:32:59,066 --> 01:33:00,799 My kids are different. 1519 01:33:01,379 --> 01:33:02,639 Is that so? 1520 01:33:03,326 --> 01:33:06,545 Then you must be inundated with calls from the alumni today? 1521 01:33:07,179 --> 01:33:09,132 WhatsApp messages at least? 1522 01:33:10,646 --> 01:33:12,572 Missed calls? 1523 01:33:18,213 --> 01:33:20,819 There! I have one now. 1524 01:33:20,893 --> 01:33:22,214 Hello? 1525 01:33:22,239 --> 01:33:25,332 Harish! 2003? 1526 01:33:25,353 --> 01:33:26,679 Commerce? 1527 01:33:26,699 --> 01:33:29,939 I knew it. I recognised your voice. 1528 01:33:33,553 --> 01:33:36,632 Huh? What are you on about, Mummy? 1529 01:33:37,979 --> 01:33:39,705 Speak. Why did you call? 1530 01:33:39,762 --> 01:33:42,306 Mummy, some guy... calls himself CP or DCP... 1531 01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:44,059 Hold on, hear it for yourself. 1532 01:33:44,084 --> 01:33:47,192 -Sir, we have a permit. -Absolutely, we do. 1533 01:33:47,219 --> 01:33:48,812 And we have a copy at home too, most probably. 1534 01:33:48,841 --> 01:33:51,154 We're telling you we have a permit! 1535 01:33:51,179 --> 01:33:53,252 Pappu, go and switch on the machine. 1536 01:33:53,255 --> 01:33:55,915 For operating the machine without a permit, 1537 01:33:55,959 --> 01:33:58,034 you will be fined three times. 1538 01:34:18,206 --> 01:34:19,659 -I can't get through-- -Hold it properly! 1539 01:34:19,692 --> 01:34:22,152 Oh, I forgot. 1540 01:34:22,319 --> 01:34:24,399 Umesh! Are you there yet? 1541 01:34:24,406 --> 01:34:25,248 Yes, yes, Sarla. 1542 01:34:25,272 --> 01:34:27,066 I'm standing in the drawing room. Don't worry. 1543 01:34:27,106 --> 01:34:29,306 You did get the permit, right? 1544 01:34:29,419 --> 01:34:32,205 Of course! I kept it safely in the locker too. 1545 01:34:32,219 --> 01:34:34,199 Come on, man. Yes. 1546 01:34:34,293 --> 01:34:36,932 Yes! The locker, here it is. 1547 01:34:36,973 --> 01:34:38,672 Okay, hurry back with the document, please. 1548 01:34:38,697 --> 01:34:40,310 I will be there in 15 minutes. 1549 01:34:40,353 --> 01:34:43,132 Naman, kick-start the scooter. Yes. 1550 01:34:49,979 --> 01:34:51,694 Sarla, it might take some time. 1551 01:34:51,714 --> 01:34:53,286 Why? 1552 01:34:53,619 --> 01:34:54,472 Puncture! 1553 01:34:54,493 --> 01:34:56,906 -Oh, Naman is punctured. -Huh? 1554 01:34:58,466 --> 01:35:00,759 Can't you be clearer? 1555 01:35:00,859 --> 01:35:03,299 -Naman is punctured? -Huh? 1556 01:35:03,299 --> 01:35:05,506 Mummy, he's definitely forgotten to get the permit. 1557 01:35:05,526 --> 01:35:07,906 How could he forget to take a permit for the home? 1558 01:35:07,953 --> 01:35:09,479 What doesn't he forget, Mummy? 1559 01:35:09,513 --> 01:35:11,252 Socks, shoes, towel, flushing. 1560 01:35:11,279 --> 01:35:12,366 He scours an entire room looking for glasses 1561 01:35:12,391 --> 01:35:14,152 that are perched on his head. 1562 01:35:14,226 --> 01:35:15,886 Who's the King of Ludo! 1563 01:35:15,899 --> 01:35:16,992 Who? 1564 01:35:19,653 --> 01:35:20,899 Me. Tell them. 1565 01:35:20,913 --> 01:35:22,886 -This son of a... -Don't! 1566 01:35:24,079 --> 01:35:25,645 If he really wanted to check the construction permit, 1567 01:35:25,679 --> 01:35:26,906 he could've come when we were laying in the foundation. 1568 01:35:26,926 --> 01:35:28,392 Why did he land up today of all days? 1569 01:35:28,434 --> 01:35:32,994 Exactly. He knows he can cause the most damage today. 1570 01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:34,759 Should I write an application for him? 1571 01:35:34,779 --> 01:35:36,319 "I beg to state that..." 1572 01:35:36,346 --> 01:35:38,486 No one could refute such an application. 1573 01:35:38,493 --> 01:35:39,659 No, Mummy. 1574 01:35:39,693 --> 01:35:42,052 I think you should scare him with your thesaurus-level English. 1575 01:35:42,077 --> 01:35:44,457 Nope, even that won't work. 1576 01:35:44,499 --> 01:35:48,766 Handling government officials is an art. 1577 01:35:48,993 --> 01:35:50,845 Watch and learn. 1578 01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:56,539 King of Ludo! 1579 01:35:58,566 --> 01:36:00,839 I was wondering if you'd be willing to adjust-- 1580 01:36:00,873 --> 01:36:02,506 What do you mean? 1581 01:36:03,966 --> 01:36:07,106 -You thought I would take a bribe? -No... 1582 01:36:09,279 --> 01:36:11,859 I only take a convenience fee. 1583 01:36:12,979 --> 01:36:14,806 A what fee? 1584 01:36:14,833 --> 01:36:18,099 You know, so that laypeople like these folks 1585 01:36:18,176 --> 01:36:19,761 don't have to face an inconvenience. 1586 01:36:19,794 --> 01:36:22,301 -For that, a convenience fee. -Yes! 1587 01:36:22,573 --> 01:36:24,799 Problem solved! Yes! 1588 01:36:25,159 --> 01:36:27,541 -I will not bribe. -Please talk to her! 1589 01:36:27,566 --> 01:36:30,672 No, Mummy. Not a bribe. A convenience fee. 1590 01:36:30,688 --> 01:36:32,312 Let's give it to him. 1591 01:36:32,439 --> 01:36:34,452 Calling cow faeces a "dung-cake" 1592 01:36:34,466 --> 01:36:37,132 doesn't make it fit for birthday parties. 1593 01:36:37,732 --> 01:36:40,266 If we don't have the permit, then we will get it now. 1594 01:36:40,299 --> 01:36:41,845 But only the Sub-Divisional Magistrate. 1595 01:36:41,866 --> 01:36:43,988 can grant us the permit at such short notice. 1596 01:36:44,012 --> 01:36:46,652 But will the SDM even grant you a meeting? 1597 01:36:49,326 --> 01:36:51,659 Jigyasa, get the car out. 1598 01:37:01,242 --> 01:37:02,841 I can hear the file rattling inside. 1599 01:37:02,866 --> 01:37:05,079 Please open. 1600 01:37:05,619 --> 01:37:07,786 Why are you trying random passwords? 1601 01:37:07,893 --> 01:37:09,106 Let me try. 1602 01:37:09,153 --> 01:37:10,433 How would you know his password? 1603 01:37:10,459 --> 01:37:12,354 Because he uses the same password for everything! 1604 01:37:12,379 --> 01:37:13,614 He's just punching it in the wrong order. 1605 01:37:13,641 --> 01:37:15,039 He doesn't even know it is possible to use 1606 01:37:15,095 --> 01:37:16,641 different passwords for different things. 1607 01:37:16,666 --> 01:37:17,712 What's this I hear, Uncle! 1608 01:37:17,753 --> 01:37:19,786 No, Gulati, son. His information is outdated. 1609 01:37:19,872 --> 01:37:22,092 I used to think that, 1610 01:37:22,142 --> 01:37:25,201 since my social security number, phone number, etc. 1611 01:37:25,226 --> 01:37:26,349 is the same across systems, 1612 01:37:26,373 --> 01:37:28,359 that my password would also need to be the same everywhere. 1613 01:37:28,399 --> 01:37:29,826 Please stay away from my dad. 1614 01:37:29,851 --> 01:37:31,539 Why don't you say that to your dad? 1615 01:37:31,559 --> 01:37:33,112 -Put the password. -Yes. 1616 01:37:33,165 --> 01:37:35,192 12th September, so 1-2-9, 1617 01:37:35,239 --> 01:37:36,439 his date of birth. 1618 01:37:38,679 --> 01:37:40,672 So you used a different password for this one? 1619 01:37:40,679 --> 01:37:43,552 The day I found out that passwords needed to be different, 1620 01:37:43,586 --> 01:37:46,053 I changed every one of them. 1621 01:37:46,112 --> 01:37:47,798 But... 1622 01:37:47,839 --> 01:37:50,173 Now I can't recollect a single one. 1623 01:37:53,856 --> 01:37:56,776 DEHRADUN CITY PLANNING 1624 01:38:01,905 --> 01:38:04,744 Hey, wait. Where do you think you're going in full throttle? 1625 01:38:04,779 --> 01:38:06,861 -We want to meet the SDM. -Glad to hear it. 1626 01:38:06,886 --> 01:38:08,686 Here's your token. Please wait over there. 1627 01:38:08,719 --> 01:38:10,899 32? It's a bit... 1628 01:38:10,939 --> 01:38:12,852 -Urgent? -Yes. 1629 01:38:13,046 --> 01:38:15,646 So is everyone else's case. Please sit. 1630 01:38:15,766 --> 01:38:19,019 Look, buddy, we're building a home. 1631 01:38:19,046 --> 01:38:21,272 And the SDM's personal assistant? 1632 01:38:21,279 --> 01:38:23,886 -Yes? -Is my friend on Facebook. 1633 01:38:23,899 --> 01:38:25,366 Wow! 1634 01:38:25,406 --> 01:38:28,432 When you meet her, you can FaceTime with her as well. Sit now. 1635 01:38:28,479 --> 01:38:30,259 How long will it be? 1636 01:38:30,273 --> 01:38:32,799 When Captain Russell takes the catch. 1637 01:38:32,820 --> 01:38:34,328 Huh, what? 1638 01:38:34,353 --> 01:38:35,766 Lagaan, Mummy. 1639 01:38:35,791 --> 01:38:40,561 The movie is over three hours long. And it's just started. 1640 01:38:40,586 --> 01:38:41,739 A three-hour wait? 1641 01:38:41,793 --> 01:38:44,046 Those slacking labourers will run away! 1642 01:38:44,073 --> 01:38:45,439 So, why don't you go and stop them? 1643 01:38:45,453 --> 01:38:46,759 What are you doing here? 1644 01:38:46,766 --> 01:38:48,259 Hey! 1645 01:38:48,685 --> 01:38:50,264 So you want me to leave the women of the house 1646 01:38:50,285 --> 01:38:52,479 fending for themselves here in a government office? 1647 01:38:52,493 --> 01:38:55,772 Wow. Those are just not the values I was brought up on. 1648 01:38:55,797 --> 01:38:58,099 Token number 11. 1649 01:39:00,526 --> 01:39:02,452 -Do you have the token? -Here it is. 1650 01:39:02,493 --> 01:39:05,292 You can trash it. Let me figure this out. 1651 01:39:07,353 --> 01:39:10,848 -Token no. 11. -Did you walk here? Go inside. 1652 01:39:12,007 --> 01:39:13,479 ♪ You're beautiful! ♪ 1653 01:39:13,719 --> 01:39:14,852 ♪ You're beautiful, it's true-- ♪ 1654 01:39:14,866 --> 01:39:15,866 Hmm? 1655 01:39:16,933 --> 01:39:18,746 Greetings, Ms. Fatima. 1656 01:39:18,753 --> 01:39:22,899 I thought I would say hello before I meet the SDM, as usual. 1657 01:39:22,933 --> 01:39:25,199 I'm not Fatima. 1658 01:39:27,779 --> 01:39:29,812 Par-vat-hy... 1659 01:39:31,683 --> 01:39:33,502 Sorry, the thing is... 1660 01:39:33,523 --> 01:39:37,009 Ms. Fatima used to wear a full hijab, so I was a little confused. 1661 01:39:37,034 --> 01:39:40,041 Hey! Out! Wait outside. Go! 1662 01:39:42,536 --> 01:39:43,816 Crazy fellow. 1663 01:39:46,513 --> 01:39:47,699 What happened? 1664 01:39:47,713 --> 01:39:50,387 Oh, Bhuvan is caught by the soldiers! 1665 01:39:50,412 --> 01:39:52,272 Listen, you didn't throw the token away, right? 1666 01:39:52,299 --> 01:39:54,072 Nope. Here it is. 1667 01:39:54,133 --> 01:39:57,825 This is an Oscar-level film! Increase the volume. 1668 01:39:57,846 --> 01:40:01,866 The same movie plays over here every day. On mute. 1669 01:40:02,059 --> 01:40:03,732 I'm watching it for the 15th time. 1670 01:40:03,753 --> 01:40:06,299 What was it? What was it... 1671 01:40:06,579 --> 01:40:09,634 Uncle, you had one password for so many years. 1672 01:40:09,659 --> 01:40:12,266 Which means, when you choose a new password, 1673 01:40:12,314 --> 01:40:14,228 -you commit to it. -Hmm. 1674 01:40:14,253 --> 01:40:15,779 You are definitely not a passwordiser. 1675 01:40:15,786 --> 01:40:18,012 No, no, I'm not that kinda guy. 1676 01:40:18,037 --> 01:40:20,966 So, the password you picked that day 1677 01:40:20,979 --> 01:40:23,712 -must have come after deliberation. -Yes! 1678 01:40:23,773 --> 01:40:26,279 And maybe I even wrote it down somewhere. 1679 01:40:26,286 --> 01:40:28,112 Jog your memory, Uncle! 1680 01:40:28,133 --> 01:40:30,746 What was on your mind that day? 1681 01:40:31,706 --> 01:40:36,006 That day I came straight home with the freshly signed permission letter. 1682 01:40:36,406 --> 01:40:39,252 Mr. Chamoli was drinking guava shake on his balcony. 1683 01:40:39,259 --> 01:40:41,965 He yelled out to me, "Did you get the permission letter?" 1684 01:40:41,986 --> 01:40:43,639 I had the permit in my right hand. 1685 01:40:43,673 --> 01:40:46,452 I waved it and said, "I got it, I got it!" 1686 01:40:46,479 --> 01:40:47,565 -I got it! -What? 1687 01:40:47,593 --> 01:40:49,839 The password is Chamoli Uncle's flat number! 1688 01:40:49,859 --> 01:40:51,319 Try it! 1689 01:40:53,079 --> 01:40:54,079 No? 1690 01:40:55,266 --> 01:40:56,939 What happened next? 1691 01:40:56,973 --> 01:41:00,219 Umm... may I call you madam or Charulata, 1692 01:41:00,239 --> 01:41:01,632 or just Charu? 1693 01:41:01,653 --> 01:41:03,946 Sir, I would like to remind you that this call is being recorded 1694 01:41:03,979 --> 01:41:07,006 for training and quality purposes. 1695 01:41:07,053 --> 01:41:08,552 It's being recorded? 1696 01:41:08,577 --> 01:41:10,131 You talk to her. 1697 01:41:12,006 --> 01:41:14,686 Hello, madam, this is the problem. 1698 01:41:14,733 --> 01:41:17,439 We have a locker made by your company. 1699 01:41:17,573 --> 01:41:19,479 And we've forgotten the password. 1700 01:41:19,526 --> 01:41:21,586 How can I help you? 1701 01:41:21,606 --> 01:41:27,346 Just tell us where the "forgot password" button is. 1702 01:41:29,426 --> 01:41:31,786 Hello? Hello, madam? 1703 01:41:31,886 --> 01:41:33,152 Charu! 1704 01:41:33,179 --> 01:41:34,772 Where did you go? 1705 01:41:34,826 --> 01:41:37,632 I'm here. Not like I could go anywhere. 1706 01:41:37,693 --> 01:41:39,412 I'm looking at your details 1707 01:41:39,433 --> 01:41:41,879 and it seems that you do not have a smart locker. 1708 01:41:42,039 --> 01:41:44,072 Not a smart locker? 1709 01:41:44,293 --> 01:41:46,479 Since when are lockers smart? Do they take nootropics? 1710 01:41:46,513 --> 01:41:48,379 Nonsense! You're not smart! 1711 01:41:48,419 --> 01:41:51,492 I want to talk to your commanding officer. Now! 1712 01:41:53,519 --> 01:41:55,246 Hello? Hello? 1713 01:41:55,306 --> 01:41:56,739 She put a song on for us. 1714 01:41:56,759 --> 01:41:58,899 Yes! Yes! 1715 01:41:59,766 --> 01:42:00,766 Yes. 1716 01:42:01,595 --> 01:42:03,714 Bhuvan to the rescue again. 1717 01:42:03,739 --> 01:42:07,132 Saved them from paying the tripled tax amount. 1718 01:42:08,813 --> 01:42:12,152 Brother, do you need some water or... 1719 01:42:16,493 --> 01:42:19,786 Madam, why did it skip from 31 to 33? 1720 01:42:19,826 --> 01:42:22,086 A most intriguing mystery! 1721 01:42:22,093 --> 01:42:25,419 Whatever token number Bhola hands me, I yell it out. 1722 01:42:25,446 --> 01:42:27,299 Okay? You can ask him. 1723 01:42:27,336 --> 01:42:29,366 Where did they go? 33! 1724 01:42:29,386 --> 01:42:30,899 Token 33! 1725 01:42:30,939 --> 01:42:35,172 Hello, madam! This is wrong. I will tweet about it! 1726 01:42:36,272 --> 01:42:38,052 These bloody servants. 1727 01:42:38,086 --> 01:42:39,446 What? 1728 01:42:39,466 --> 01:42:43,959 That's the Wi-Fi password. THESEBLOODYSERVANTS. All caps. 1729 01:42:44,206 --> 01:42:46,426 ♪ Hey, friend, my friend... ♪ 1730 01:42:46,499 --> 01:42:48,899 -Hey, Mr. Bhola! -Yes? 1731 01:42:48,919 --> 01:42:50,992 Why didn't you hand over our token? 1732 01:42:51,259 --> 01:42:54,999 I didn't? Oh, no. I missed it. 1733 01:42:55,079 --> 01:42:58,832 No worries. If it doesn't happen today, it will tomorrow. 1734 01:43:00,799 --> 01:43:02,472 Another demon! 1735 01:43:02,526 --> 01:43:04,212 We should file a complaint against him! 1736 01:43:04,233 --> 01:43:05,892 That you can do today. 1737 01:43:05,906 --> 01:43:08,619 For the senior officer, go straight and then left. Last table. 1738 01:43:08,893 --> 01:43:11,819 ♪ I'm not scared of anything... ♪ 1739 01:43:12,219 --> 01:43:16,439 So, I was climbing the stairs, 1740 01:43:16,526 --> 01:43:18,712 and the file is in my right hand. 1741 01:43:19,006 --> 01:43:22,432 Hey! I'm climbing the stairs and you're asleep? 1742 01:43:22,573 --> 01:43:24,246 Could you climb faster, Uncle? 1743 01:43:24,273 --> 01:43:25,499 Or cut straight to the house. 1744 01:43:25,524 --> 01:43:30,024 Okay, so I'm in my room, and the file is in my left hand. 1745 01:43:30,093 --> 01:43:31,292 Why did you switch hands? 1746 01:43:31,326 --> 01:43:34,919 You moron, I probably used my right hand to open the door. 1747 01:43:35,126 --> 01:43:39,752 And then I called out two times, "Sarla, Sarla!" 1748 01:43:39,853 --> 01:43:43,152 And then, "What are you wearing?" 1749 01:43:43,559 --> 01:43:45,232 What was Aunty wearing? 1750 01:43:45,257 --> 01:43:47,450 No, not Aunty, Jigyasa. 1751 01:43:47,459 --> 01:43:49,772 She was going to give her GMAT exam in flip-flops. 1752 01:43:49,839 --> 01:43:51,186 -GMAT? -Yes. 1753 01:43:51,213 --> 01:43:53,092 Then your password must be 690. 1754 01:43:53,113 --> 01:43:54,866 Jigyasa's score. 1755 01:43:56,059 --> 01:43:57,126 That's wrong too. 1756 01:43:57,146 --> 01:44:00,592 Obviously. We didn't know the score then. 1757 01:44:00,919 --> 01:44:02,586 "690." 1758 01:44:08,886 --> 01:44:10,346 Excuse me, sir. 1759 01:44:10,406 --> 01:44:13,726 I beg to say that this peon of yours is extremely... 1760 01:44:19,419 --> 01:44:23,009 Ah, the prodigal son returns at last. 1761 01:44:23,202 --> 01:44:28,505 Or should I say the prodigal daughter, Sarla? 1762 01:44:31,199 --> 01:44:33,506 Bhola! Some sherbet, please. 1763 01:44:34,499 --> 01:44:36,312 Just for me. 1764 01:44:36,337 --> 01:44:38,823 So... did madam SDM meet you? 1765 01:44:40,213 --> 01:44:42,099 She didn't? 1766 01:44:43,366 --> 01:44:46,101 If you do end up meeting her and getting your construction permit, 1767 01:44:46,126 --> 01:44:49,512 do obtain the land, water and electricity permits as well. 1768 01:44:49,906 --> 01:44:50,932 The thing is 1769 01:44:50,973 --> 01:44:54,119 the lack of small permits like that could lead to 1770 01:44:54,173 --> 01:44:55,939 you entire plot 1771 01:44:55,973 --> 01:44:58,719 being declared illegal. 1772 01:44:59,866 --> 01:45:02,052 Wow, that was fast service! 1773 01:45:02,313 --> 01:45:03,719 You earned your convenience fee! 1774 01:45:03,733 --> 01:45:04,939 -No, no... -No, please! 1775 01:45:04,953 --> 01:45:05,953 -Here. -No... 1776 01:45:07,526 --> 01:45:09,679 Convenience fee. 1777 01:45:11,033 --> 01:45:12,419 So, what have you decided? 1778 01:45:12,473 --> 01:45:16,579 He threatened to declare the construction site illegal? 1779 01:45:17,753 --> 01:45:21,401 If that happens, we can't run the machine on our plot. 1780 01:45:21,486 --> 01:45:24,499 Dogs, goats, cows, buffaloes will be the only things running on it. 1781 01:45:24,786 --> 01:45:26,172 Please talk to your mother. 1782 01:45:26,206 --> 01:45:27,599 She can make this go away by simply giving him Rs. 30,000. 1783 01:45:27,619 --> 01:45:29,106 I would try. 1784 01:45:29,139 --> 01:45:31,086 But what started with Mom's integrity 1785 01:45:31,126 --> 01:45:32,906 has now also become about her ego. 1786 01:45:32,946 --> 01:45:33,619 Correct. 1787 01:45:33,633 --> 01:45:36,072 Mummy will not even give that fatso Rs. 3,000, let alone Rs. 30,000. 1788 01:45:36,146 --> 01:45:38,539 Will she give that three grand to Parvathy, then? 1789 01:45:38,606 --> 01:45:40,065 Will Parvathy accept it? 1790 01:45:40,126 --> 01:45:41,379 She seems pretty cantankerous. 1791 01:45:41,386 --> 01:45:44,472 Yes, she might've seemed that way because you were talking business 1792 01:45:44,493 --> 01:45:46,261 and not charity. 1793 01:45:46,286 --> 01:45:47,506 Mummy, what do you say? 1794 01:45:47,532 --> 01:45:48,686 Rs. 3,000 is all it could take 1795 01:45:48,699 --> 01:45:50,014 to prevent our land from turning into the city zoo. 1796 01:45:50,039 --> 01:45:51,819 What will be the point of bemoaning bribery then? 1797 01:45:52,533 --> 01:45:53,533 No. 1798 01:45:54,213 --> 01:45:56,572 Mummy, your teacherly ethics serve you well in school. 1799 01:45:56,579 --> 01:45:58,719 -This is the real world! -Yes. 1800 01:45:58,779 --> 01:46:00,859 And Bhuvan himself has said, 1801 01:46:00,866 --> 01:46:05,786 "To take the bread off the flame, the tongs must burn their mouth." 1802 01:46:06,766 --> 01:46:08,186 Look at this. 1803 01:46:08,859 --> 01:46:12,879 These government office employees are just like our labourers. 1804 01:46:13,059 --> 01:46:16,559 They start getting ready to leave even before the shift is over. 1805 01:46:17,259 --> 01:46:18,259 Hey... 1806 01:46:18,626 --> 01:46:20,999 Ma'am, we're running out of time. 1807 01:46:22,013 --> 01:46:24,919 I won't commit such a sin on Teachers' Day. 1808 01:46:25,893 --> 01:46:27,339 You do it. 1809 01:46:33,833 --> 01:46:37,906 Parvathy Venugopal. 1810 01:46:40,900 --> 01:46:42,740 Number 32. 1811 01:46:44,333 --> 01:46:45,492 Let's go! 1812 01:46:46,673 --> 01:46:47,906 But if there are no curse words that demean men, 1813 01:46:47,926 --> 01:46:49,742 what choice do I have but to use the ones targeting women? 1814 01:46:49,767 --> 01:46:51,502 Your customer is in distress, 1815 01:46:51,539 --> 01:46:54,692 and you're threatening to blacklist me forever? 1816 01:46:54,706 --> 01:46:58,526 To cancel all my reward points and discount coupons? Nonsense! 1817 01:46:58,546 --> 01:47:01,879 That lady kept saying, "Press 9 to speak to the operator." 1818 01:47:01,925 --> 01:47:04,439 After pressing 9 for 15 minutes straight, 1819 01:47:04,453 --> 01:47:05,801 I am told it is not the locker I need to press 9 on, 1820 01:47:05,826 --> 01:47:06,839 but the phone! 1821 01:47:06,892 --> 01:47:08,678 Nonsense! Okay? 1822 01:47:08,819 --> 01:47:11,312 So, go on and do it. Blacklist me. 1823 01:47:11,333 --> 01:47:13,419 The name is Umesh Joshi Sujan. 1824 01:47:13,444 --> 01:47:14,610 -Hey! -Oh... 1825 01:47:14,646 --> 01:47:16,485 He's not going to remember the password. 1826 01:47:16,506 --> 01:47:20,577 Damn it, Papa! Which idiot told you you had to have different passwords! 1827 01:47:20,626 --> 01:47:24,245 No, son. Don't malign Ms. Parvathy that way. 1828 01:47:24,939 --> 01:47:26,459 Who's Parvathy? 1829 01:47:26,646 --> 01:47:29,246 She's the SDM's PA. A decent woman. 1830 01:47:29,319 --> 01:47:31,114 And why was this decent woman 1831 01:47:31,148 --> 01:47:33,226 so interested in your password security? 1832 01:47:33,286 --> 01:47:36,792 She wasn't. I was the one who went to her. 1833 01:47:36,866 --> 01:47:39,246 I tried to connect to the SDM Office Wi-Fi using my password, 1834 01:47:39,266 --> 01:47:41,352 and it didn't work, and that's when she explained to me, 1835 01:47:41,385 --> 01:47:45,819 "Umesh, different things require different passwords." 1836 01:47:45,886 --> 01:47:47,739 One minute... 1837 01:47:49,053 --> 01:47:50,832 Meaning, you got to know this fact 1838 01:47:50,873 --> 01:47:53,494 while trying to use the SDM Office Wi-Fi password? 1839 01:47:53,521 --> 01:47:54,172 Yes. 1840 01:47:54,193 --> 01:47:56,859 But that's the same day you brought the permit letter home... 1841 01:47:57,806 --> 01:47:59,346 Ye-yes... 1842 01:47:59,393 --> 01:48:02,119 So maybe you used the same password... 1843 01:48:02,813 --> 01:48:04,312 Correct! 1844 01:48:05,478 --> 01:48:07,632 That's the password! Tell us. 1845 01:48:07,686 --> 01:48:10,419 Tell us the SDM office Wi-Fi password. 1846 01:48:12,026 --> 01:48:13,106 Umm... 1847 01:48:17,353 --> 01:48:18,694 What is this I hear? 1848 01:48:18,719 --> 01:48:21,032 Using school property for weddings? 1849 01:48:21,319 --> 01:48:23,919 Come and see me on Monday. 10 a.m. 1850 01:48:34,026 --> 01:48:35,612 Respected madam, 1851 01:48:35,925 --> 01:48:38,892 we figured, since we made the trip to the temple, 1852 01:48:38,913 --> 01:48:41,106 we should pay the goddess a visit too. 1853 01:48:41,188 --> 01:48:43,139 We just have a small request if you'd just listen-- 1854 01:48:43,171 --> 01:48:45,839 Raise your arms up straight, and go stand in the corner. 1855 01:48:47,119 --> 01:48:48,092 Sorry? 1856 01:48:48,119 --> 01:48:49,752 Right away. Pronto! 1857 01:48:56,899 --> 01:49:00,552 Were you the one trying to bribe my PA? 1858 01:49:01,576 --> 01:49:03,555 A convenience fee, ma'am. 1859 01:49:03,909 --> 01:49:05,349 "Convenience fee." 1860 01:49:07,409 --> 01:49:09,422 Calling cow faeces a "dung-cake" 1861 01:49:09,436 --> 01:49:11,166 doesn't make it fit for birthday parties. 1862 01:49:12,073 --> 01:49:13,939 And you're a teacher, right? 1863 01:49:15,393 --> 01:49:17,073 Write in this notebook. 1864 01:49:17,353 --> 01:49:20,246 "I will never give bribe." 108 times. 1865 01:49:23,833 --> 01:49:25,285 Go on? 1866 01:49:34,993 --> 01:49:36,639 Seriously, ma'am? 1867 01:49:37,599 --> 01:49:39,439 You didn't recognise me? 1868 01:49:40,153 --> 01:49:42,959 Ma'am, it's me, Aruna. Aruna Tripathi? 1869 01:49:43,099 --> 01:49:46,146 Roll number 8, 2006 batch. 1870 01:49:47,266 --> 01:49:49,852 You caught me cheating in the 8th grade 1871 01:49:49,906 --> 01:49:54,285 and made me write "I will never cheat again" 108 times. 1872 01:49:55,513 --> 01:49:57,346 -You don't remember me? -Hey! 1873 01:49:57,739 --> 01:50:00,739 How could you not remember? Of course you do! 1874 01:50:00,839 --> 01:50:03,232 She's a bit tongue-tied; she will speak. 1875 01:50:03,319 --> 01:50:04,986 Go back over there. 1876 01:50:08,399 --> 01:50:09,819 No? 1877 01:50:10,606 --> 01:50:12,259 I'm not surprised. 1878 01:50:12,526 --> 01:50:14,754 You must have had so many students. 1879 01:50:14,779 --> 01:50:17,751 But we all had just the one and only, Sarla ma'am. 1880 01:50:20,486 --> 01:50:23,799 Are you the same Aruna 1881 01:50:23,966 --> 01:50:27,879 who would write "return back" instead of simply "return"? 1882 01:50:28,079 --> 01:50:30,806 And what was it... 1883 01:50:31,159 --> 01:50:35,072 "Free gift" instead of just "gift." 1884 01:50:35,165 --> 01:50:38,865 And would come to school "by walking," 1885 01:50:39,413 --> 01:50:41,866 and not "on foot." Right? 1886 01:50:42,106 --> 01:50:45,519 Everyone makes silly mistakes in their childhood. 1887 01:50:45,533 --> 01:50:47,432 -Right! -In childhood? 1888 01:50:47,459 --> 01:50:49,192 Then what is this? Hmm? 1889 01:50:49,779 --> 01:50:51,019 What is written here? 1890 01:50:51,059 --> 01:50:53,899 "I will never give bribe." 1891 01:50:54,033 --> 01:50:55,512 And what should it be instead? 1892 01:50:55,539 --> 01:50:57,592 "I will never bribe!" 1893 01:50:59,794 --> 01:51:01,694 This is what happens when English classes 1894 01:51:01,719 --> 01:51:03,679 are substituted with extra Math classes. What do you expect? 1895 01:51:03,753 --> 01:51:05,692 Very bad English. 1896 01:51:08,106 --> 01:51:08,912 What? 1897 01:51:08,953 --> 01:51:11,712 What... What a coincidence! 1898 01:51:11,761 --> 01:51:14,701 The day the roof of our home was to be made, 1899 01:51:14,726 --> 01:51:17,272 the day we hired a big machine for the job, 1900 01:51:17,319 --> 01:51:20,186 is the same day we came to the SDM office for the permit! 1901 01:51:20,246 --> 01:51:23,185 And the SDM happened to be your ex-student, right? 1902 01:51:23,206 --> 01:51:26,308 Yes. A coincidence indeed. 1903 01:51:26,321 --> 01:51:27,829 You know, I was posted here a month ago, 1904 01:51:27,836 --> 01:51:29,669 but it is only today that I got to meet with ma'am. 1905 01:51:29,683 --> 01:51:31,686 On Teachers' Day. 1906 01:51:34,886 --> 01:51:38,626 Useless! Umm, excuse me. 1907 01:51:39,546 --> 01:51:40,919 So tell me, ma'am. 1908 01:51:41,313 --> 01:51:43,112 What do you need permission for? 1909 01:51:43,148 --> 01:51:45,501 The thing is the roof of our new home-- 1910 01:51:45,526 --> 01:51:49,861 Ma'am! Could you ask for permission for me to lower my hands first? 1911 01:51:49,886 --> 01:51:51,259 Naman, I'm busy. Hang up. 1912 01:51:51,279 --> 01:51:52,499 Busy, my foot! 1913 01:51:52,526 --> 01:51:53,525 We're the busy ones! 1914 01:51:53,533 --> 01:51:55,765 Quickly tell me what the SDM's Wi-Fi password is. 1915 01:51:55,806 --> 01:51:56,939 Why are you here? 1916 01:51:56,959 --> 01:51:59,732 I'm not. I'm at home, and the permit is in the locker. 1917 01:51:59,766 --> 01:52:01,806 The SDM's Wi-Fi password is the locker password too. 1918 01:52:01,819 --> 01:52:03,652 These bloody servants. 1919 01:52:03,873 --> 01:52:05,459 Who are you calling a servant? 1920 01:52:05,606 --> 01:52:08,799 THESEBLOODYSERVANTS, all caps. Wi-Fi password. 1921 01:52:09,439 --> 01:52:10,759 Useless. 1922 01:52:11,406 --> 01:52:12,672 I got it! 1923 01:52:12,733 --> 01:52:13,739 The hell you have. 1924 01:52:13,766 --> 01:52:15,519 We need a numeric password, not a spelling. 1925 01:52:15,553 --> 01:52:17,719 Not the servants thing, try 323. 1926 01:52:17,739 --> 01:52:19,666 -323? -Bhuvan's score! 1927 01:52:19,739 --> 01:52:21,839 I spent so much time waiting for the permit in the SDM's office, 1928 01:52:21,873 --> 01:52:23,739 I watched Lagaan twice. 1929 01:52:23,746 --> 01:52:25,432 323, punch it! 1930 01:52:25,453 --> 01:52:27,366 3-2-3. 1931 01:52:28,332 --> 01:52:30,138 Yes, it worked! 1932 01:52:30,173 --> 01:52:31,599 We have the permit! 1933 01:52:31,673 --> 01:52:33,072 Well done. 1934 01:52:34,804 --> 01:52:36,136 Good job! 1935 01:52:39,604 --> 01:52:41,510 "Dear Future Umesh, 1936 01:52:41,837 --> 01:52:45,164 "I'm very sure we are going to forget the password. 1937 01:52:45,189 --> 01:52:48,036 "Which is why I'm writing it here: 323. 1938 01:52:48,046 --> 01:52:51,586 "Yours truly, Present Umesh." 1939 01:52:51,646 --> 01:52:53,206 I... 1940 01:52:54,133 --> 01:52:56,533 We have the permit though! Let's go! 1941 01:52:56,546 --> 01:52:57,528 Come on! 1942 01:52:57,560 --> 01:53:02,079 ♪ She might be the SDM to you But she'll always be my student ♪ 1943 01:53:02,119 --> 01:53:05,392 ♪ No bribes were made The permit freely given ♪ 1944 01:53:05,439 --> 01:53:07,925 Okay, okay, Mummy, I will hand it to you. 1945 01:53:07,973 --> 01:53:10,781 We just have to keep this permit from getting into Papa's hands. 1946 01:53:10,806 --> 01:53:13,092 The men of our house are completely useless. 1947 01:53:13,159 --> 01:53:16,952 I'm going to make him write it down 108 times, you watch. 1948 01:53:16,973 --> 01:53:18,986 Sarla! 1949 01:53:21,459 --> 01:53:23,536 Here it is! I found the permit! 1950 01:53:23,561 --> 01:53:26,092 I told you I had gotten it! 1951 01:53:26,119 --> 01:53:29,552 Hmm. Now you can use it to write poetry. 1952 01:53:29,659 --> 01:53:30,773 Poetry? Why? 1953 01:53:30,946 --> 01:53:32,099 Because we also have one. 1954 01:53:32,113 --> 01:53:33,646 Wow! Well played! 1955 01:53:33,699 --> 01:53:35,393 What a happy occasion! 1956 01:53:35,413 --> 01:53:38,772 Today every player gave it their all. 1957 01:53:38,972 --> 01:53:42,892 But don't feel bad about the fact that we still lost the match. 1958 01:53:43,073 --> 01:53:44,772 -We lost? -Why? 1959 01:53:44,799 --> 01:53:46,019 How did we lose? 1960 01:53:46,065 --> 01:53:47,999 The sun is going to set soon. 1961 01:53:48,233 --> 01:53:50,899 Those slacking labourers won't finish the roofing now. 1962 01:53:52,713 --> 01:53:54,826 Why wouldn't we? 1963 01:53:55,019 --> 01:53:56,366 Gullu! 1964 01:53:57,486 --> 01:53:58,486 Hey... 1965 01:54:02,479 --> 01:54:03,746 What? 1966 01:54:03,985 --> 01:54:07,586 What happened to your slacking ways? What changed today? 1967 01:54:07,666 --> 01:54:10,619 Mr. Poet has treated us all with so much love. 1968 01:54:10,686 --> 01:54:13,239 We will repay him by finishing his roof tonight! 1969 01:54:13,299 --> 01:54:15,392 Tonight it is! 1970 01:54:16,192 --> 01:54:17,712 Let's kill it, boys! 1971 01:54:20,439 --> 01:54:23,239 See? Your papa isn't that useless after all. 1972 01:54:43,499 --> 01:54:47,319 The roof of a house Also serves as its own bulletin 1973 01:54:48,146 --> 01:54:51,639 If anyone asks It is ready to broadcast 1974 01:54:52,193 --> 01:54:57,512 How many days of toil it took For it to come into being 1975 01:54:57,646 --> 01:55:01,619 Owner and labourer alike Both had a part to play 1976 01:55:02,646 --> 01:55:06,412 How, with sacks Full of sand and cement 1977 01:55:06,799 --> 01:55:11,166 These artists moulded it As if was their own home 1978 01:55:20,853 --> 01:55:24,772 How its stories are now linked To the larger story of the home 1979 01:55:24,859 --> 01:55:29,226 Starring characters that We sometimes tend to forget 1980 01:55:31,633 --> 01:55:35,005 The walls stand safe in its shadow 1981 01:55:35,162 --> 01:55:39,445 As does everyone else Under its all-knowing gaze 1982 01:55:39,596 --> 01:55:43,632 The roof of a house Also serves as its own bulletin 1983 01:55:55,226 --> 01:55:56,852 We won the match. 1984 01:55:57,526 --> 01:55:59,686 Elizabeth had her heart broken. 1985 01:55:59,959 --> 01:56:02,032 Captain Russell was demoted, 1986 01:56:02,066 --> 01:56:04,372 and the tax was repealed. 1987 01:56:04,599 --> 01:56:07,046 When will SDM madam forgive us? 1988 01:56:08,666 --> 01:56:10,519 I don't know, buddy. 1989 01:56:11,853 --> 01:56:14,219 This is pretty inconvenient. 1990 01:59:57,479 --> 01:59:59,645 Just look at the texture, 1991 01:59:59,719 --> 02:00:02,039 the mood, the vibe... 1992 02:00:02,053 --> 02:00:05,559 I mean, Mrs. Sarla, you really have chosen the best. 1993 02:00:06,232 --> 02:00:08,466 Exquisite Italian marble, 1994 02:00:08,506 --> 02:00:10,312 regal deluxe plumbing 1995 02:00:10,353 --> 02:00:14,242 and the most bewitching maple hardwood work! 1996 02:00:14,267 --> 02:00:16,859 Hmm! All of this looks very bitching! 1997 02:00:17,793 --> 02:00:19,106 "Bewitching"! 1998 02:00:19,539 --> 02:00:21,239 Yes, yes. Hey, 1999 02:00:21,326 --> 02:00:24,399 with all these things in place, the house will look splendid. 2000 02:00:24,653 --> 02:00:26,066 Can I be honest? 2001 02:00:26,119 --> 02:00:29,192 At first, I did not believe Vimla. 2002 02:00:29,345 --> 02:00:31,099 But I stand corrected. I can totally believe 2003 02:00:31,113 --> 02:00:32,392 that you designed the house in which 2004 02:00:32,417 --> 02:00:34,132 India's biggest Bollywood star lives. 2005 02:00:34,219 --> 02:00:36,379 Actually, I designed just the parking lot. 2006 02:00:36,413 --> 02:00:38,272 Parking lot? 2007 02:00:39,319 --> 02:00:44,659 Even the parking lot is around six times larger than your house. 2008 02:00:44,765 --> 02:00:47,832 Wow. What a sweet thing to say. 2009 02:00:50,253 --> 02:00:52,459 Are you just going to sit there and keep saying "wow" sporadically, 2010 02:00:52,486 --> 02:00:54,126 or can you come here and offer your opinions? 2011 02:00:54,146 --> 02:00:55,826 Sarla, my ears are connected to the phone, 2012 02:00:55,846 --> 02:00:57,892 but my eyes are on the design. 2013 02:00:58,513 --> 02:00:59,985 Beautiful. Superb. 2014 02:01:00,019 --> 02:01:00,925 Mummy... 2015 02:01:04,992 --> 02:01:07,312 Ms. Sayema, I have a request. 2016 02:01:07,986 --> 02:01:09,566 See, since childhood, I have always-- 2017 02:01:09,597 --> 02:01:13,278 Your sister Vimla explained everything. 2018 02:01:13,873 --> 02:01:15,832 And here it is. 2019 02:01:17,106 --> 02:01:18,439 Whoa! 2020 02:01:18,619 --> 02:01:20,932 Mummy, exactly like the one on your wish list! 2021 02:01:21,113 --> 02:01:23,552 With this chandelier our house will not just look splendid, 2022 02:01:23,573 --> 02:01:25,112 it'll look marvellous too! 2023 02:01:25,972 --> 02:01:29,852 You know, Mrs. Sarla, you really do have the most sophisticated taste, 2024 02:01:29,886 --> 02:01:31,186 I must say. 2025 02:01:31,326 --> 02:01:37,299 But won't this chandelier be too big for your new drawing room? 2026 02:01:37,319 --> 02:01:40,239 Man, there are poets, 2027 02:01:40,266 --> 02:01:43,085 and then there is Kumud Muradabadi. 2028 02:01:43,123 --> 02:01:44,123 Uh... 2029 02:01:44,596 --> 02:01:47,179 And then there is this chandelier. 2030 02:01:47,199 --> 02:01:49,786 The definition of sophisticated is revealing-- 2031 02:01:49,811 --> 02:01:53,359 Hey, phones off. Please concentrate on the matter at hand. 2032 02:01:53,419 --> 02:01:55,052 Beg your pardon. 2033 02:01:57,086 --> 02:02:00,606 Sayema, you can arrange for the delivery of these items. 2034 02:02:00,619 --> 02:02:03,279 Oh, absolutely, Mrs. Sarla. 2035 02:02:03,345 --> 02:02:05,578 Just as soon as you approve this invoice. 2036 02:02:05,646 --> 02:02:07,752 Ah, yes, of course! 2037 02:02:19,199 --> 02:02:20,712 Rs. 21 lakh? 2038 02:02:21,566 --> 02:02:26,246 Looks like you gave me the bill for that parking lot, Ms. Sayema. 2039 02:02:33,386 --> 02:02:34,572 Okay. 2040 02:02:50,013 --> 02:02:52,679 If I'd known we were this poor, 2041 02:02:52,779 --> 02:02:55,851 I would've never stolen money from Mummy's purse. 2042 02:02:56,148 --> 02:02:57,961 I have a simple solution. 2043 02:02:57,986 --> 02:03:00,559 Looting a bank is not that simple, Jigyasa. 2044 02:03:00,596 --> 02:03:03,649 Shut up, grumbling grandson of mine. 2045 02:03:03,673 --> 02:03:06,179 Why does everyone look so miserable? 2046 02:03:06,246 --> 02:03:11,539 Vimla's interior designer's budget was four times that of ours, Mummy. 2047 02:03:11,559 --> 02:03:15,666 Not ours, just your budget, Sarla. Just yours. 2048 02:03:16,226 --> 02:03:18,146 I don't expect that poet of yours is going to contribute. 2049 02:03:18,159 --> 02:03:19,879 Mother-in-law, I'm right here. 2050 02:03:19,899 --> 02:03:22,892 That's the problem. That you're still here. 2051 02:03:22,932 --> 02:03:24,312 Go out and do some actual work. 2052 02:03:24,346 --> 02:03:25,833 Mummy, please! 2053 02:03:25,866 --> 02:03:27,732 You, call your sister. Come on. 2054 02:03:27,759 --> 02:03:31,239 No. I am not going to beg Vimla for money. 2055 02:03:31,753 --> 02:03:33,999 I'll talk to you later. Please. 2056 02:03:34,026 --> 02:03:36,919 At least listen to my solution. 2057 02:03:37,066 --> 02:03:38,812 Let's get a home loan. Best. 2058 02:03:38,891 --> 02:03:40,503 Yes, we could. 2059 02:03:40,717 --> 02:03:42,954 And when we default on payment, we'll escape to London. 2060 02:03:42,988 --> 02:03:44,861 I know the Queen personally. 2061 02:03:44,875 --> 02:03:45,448 What? 2062 02:03:45,473 --> 02:03:47,628 Do you know what getting a loan entails, child? 2063 02:03:47,641 --> 02:03:50,661 We'll have to pay it back in monthly instalments. 2064 02:03:50,699 --> 02:03:51,699 Yep. 2065 02:03:51,724 --> 02:03:54,770 Your mummy will retire next month. 2066 02:03:54,806 --> 02:03:56,312 Who will make the payments? 2067 02:03:56,339 --> 02:03:58,886 Who will take responsibility? 2068 02:03:58,899 --> 02:04:01,006 I'm asking the two of you. 2069 02:04:01,086 --> 02:04:02,619 No! 2070 02:04:02,766 --> 02:04:04,906 I am an artist. 2071 02:04:04,946 --> 02:04:06,919 I live outside the confines of capitalism. 2072 02:04:06,959 --> 02:04:08,326 As if you could live inside it. 2073 02:04:08,346 --> 02:04:10,165 What? You're still here, Mummy? 2074 02:04:10,173 --> 02:04:11,853 Yep, she needs to go. 2075 02:04:11,886 --> 02:04:13,039 Why-- 2076 02:04:13,066 --> 02:04:15,532 It's not like we're buying a cricket team. 2077 02:04:15,546 --> 02:04:17,072 If we take a small loan, we can pay it back. 2078 02:04:17,099 --> 02:04:20,499 Mr. Pandey from 403 thought the same thing when he took a loan. 2079 02:04:20,526 --> 02:04:21,859 "A small one." 2080 02:04:21,879 --> 02:04:24,419 He couldn't pay it back. The bank seized his car 2081 02:04:24,472 --> 02:04:27,085 and his scooter too. Now he uses a cycle. 2082 02:04:27,239 --> 02:04:31,179 If taking a loan was that simple, the house would've been made ages ago. 2083 02:04:31,486 --> 02:04:33,859 For the last 20 years, 2084 02:04:33,926 --> 02:04:36,906 I have been saving half my salary every month. 2085 02:04:37,146 --> 02:04:40,826 Only then I had the courage to start building this house. 2086 02:04:41,459 --> 02:04:43,359 A house is a necessity. 2087 02:04:43,839 --> 02:04:47,252 But turning it into a palace is frivolous indulgence. 2088 02:04:47,277 --> 02:04:49,384 Us middle-class folks 2089 02:04:49,416 --> 02:04:53,832 cannot afford the luxury of fancy interior design. 2090 02:04:56,546 --> 02:04:58,259 We will go to the market, 2091 02:04:58,332 --> 02:05:00,450 hunt or fight for bargains 2092 02:05:00,464 --> 02:05:03,037 and buy every single thing we need to design this house ourselves. 2093 02:05:03,913 --> 02:05:05,746 "Interior designer." 2094 02:05:12,388 --> 02:05:14,208 Learn from her. 2095 02:05:16,375 --> 02:05:19,343 -Your phone's ringing. -I know. 2096 02:05:23,259 --> 02:05:24,699 Did you hear that? 2097 02:05:24,726 --> 02:05:25,773 For 20 years, Mummy's been telling us 2098 02:05:25,807 --> 02:05:27,032 her salary's half of what it actually is 2099 02:05:27,059 --> 02:05:29,259 and giving us half the allowance. 2100 02:05:29,799 --> 02:05:31,719 You're only 17. 2101 02:05:32,014 --> 02:05:35,568 Mr. Shashi, to what do I owe this rare pleasure? 2102 02:05:35,593 --> 02:05:37,953 Yes, Umesh Joshi Sujan, tell me 2103 02:05:38,176 --> 02:05:40,863 what part of your body is swollen today? 2104 02:05:40,888 --> 02:05:42,603 Where does it hurt today? 2105 02:05:42,616 --> 02:05:44,886 Pain? What pain, Mr. Shashi? 2106 02:05:44,896 --> 02:05:49,526 Every time I invite you to do a reading at a poetry festival, 2107 02:05:49,612 --> 02:05:51,752 one of your body parts suddenly starts to give you problems. 2108 02:05:52,356 --> 02:05:56,412 Why are you so terrified of reading your poems to an audience? 2109 02:05:56,546 --> 02:05:59,859 I... Not at all! I'm not scared. 2110 02:06:00,026 --> 02:06:02,186 Really? Then come to the university tomorrow. 2111 02:06:02,506 --> 02:06:05,499 To celebrate the occasion of Robust Spice's 50th anniversary, 2112 02:06:05,513 --> 02:06:08,166 we have organised a massive poetry festival. 2113 02:06:08,193 --> 02:06:09,193 Uh... 2114 02:06:09,226 --> 02:06:10,226 I would love to come, 2115 02:06:10,249 --> 02:06:13,897 but I have to get some things for the house, Mr. Shashi. 2116 02:06:14,039 --> 02:06:15,752 My dear Umesh, 2117 02:06:15,779 --> 02:06:19,179 masculine endeavours such as getting things for the house 2118 02:06:19,313 --> 02:06:21,552 don't suit poets like us. 2119 02:06:22,599 --> 02:06:24,072 Let Sarla take care of it! 2120 02:06:24,086 --> 02:06:27,299 Oh, no, the poor thing does it all, but... 2121 02:06:27,306 --> 02:06:29,226 I should be considerate as well, Mr. Shashi. 2122 02:06:29,256 --> 02:06:30,256 Fine, don't come. 2123 02:06:30,613 --> 02:06:33,632 I felt obliged to invite you. Otherwise you'd say to me, 2124 02:06:33,639 --> 02:06:36,066 "Superstar Muradabadi was here, 2125 02:06:36,086 --> 02:06:38,919 "and you didn't even invite me to meet hi--" 2126 02:06:38,939 --> 02:06:41,086 Sorry, hold on, one minute. 2127 02:06:42,434 --> 02:06:44,374 Mr. Kumud Muradabadi is attending? 2128 02:06:44,399 --> 02:06:46,686 Yep. Will you come? 2129 02:06:46,859 --> 02:06:49,406 Next time, along with my allowance, 2130 02:06:49,426 --> 02:06:51,006 I'm also going to ask for a driver's salary. 2131 02:06:52,019 --> 02:06:53,412 Hey, move! 2132 02:06:54,353 --> 02:06:56,861 It's a car, child. Don't drive it like a bullock cart. 2133 02:06:56,886 --> 02:06:59,554 Why don't you drive it then? Why are you so scared? 2134 02:06:59,632 --> 02:07:00,959 I'm not scared. 2135 02:07:00,966 --> 02:07:03,519 But how can I drive in these clothes? 2136 02:07:04,113 --> 02:07:05,312 Of course. 2137 02:07:06,366 --> 02:07:08,579 Okay, listen, I need your opinion. 2138 02:07:08,606 --> 02:07:11,432 Should I wear the green one or the red one? 2139 02:07:11,473 --> 02:07:13,872 I think maybe this one. 2140 02:07:14,799 --> 02:07:15,912 Yes. 2141 02:07:15,926 --> 02:07:17,626 This looks good. It's fine. 2142 02:07:17,666 --> 02:07:19,452 It looks great, Papa. 2143 02:07:19,499 --> 02:07:21,559 Mr. Kumud will definitely accept your marriage proposal. 2144 02:07:25,579 --> 02:07:27,652 -Hold on, turn the car around! -What's wrong! 2145 02:07:27,673 --> 02:07:30,192 We left the gift at home! 2146 02:07:30,217 --> 02:07:33,399 Goodness, calm down, Papa. It's in the backseat. 2147 02:07:33,746 --> 02:07:34,986 Oh. 2148 02:07:35,233 --> 02:07:36,412 Thank God. 2149 02:07:36,419 --> 02:07:39,159 I thought... Phew. 2150 02:07:42,146 --> 02:07:43,812 -Jigyasa... -Hmm? 2151 02:07:44,033 --> 02:07:46,799 What if Mr. Kumud doesn't like this gift? 2152 02:07:48,179 --> 02:07:49,859 I mean, we're giving a poet a pen. 2153 02:07:49,905 --> 02:07:51,598 He must have thousands of them! 2154 02:07:51,626 --> 02:07:55,052 I think I should take my name off it. 2155 02:07:55,359 --> 02:07:57,552 But it's not like he'd know who Sujan is anyway... 2156 02:07:57,566 --> 02:07:58,832 Never mind. 2157 02:07:59,219 --> 02:08:00,139 I look fine, right? Once-- 2158 02:08:00,166 --> 02:08:01,779 Papa, can I drive the car? 2159 02:08:01,806 --> 02:08:02,419 Yes, okay, sorry. 2160 02:08:02,433 --> 02:08:04,466 Yes, this must be it. 2161 02:08:04,479 --> 02:08:08,432 You get Dehradun's cheapest and best stuff here. 2162 02:08:08,473 --> 02:08:09,919 Tip Top Lights. 2163 02:08:09,946 --> 02:08:12,112 It all looks China-made. 2164 02:08:12,126 --> 02:08:14,179 They have made tremendous strides. 2165 02:08:14,193 --> 02:08:16,619 Both China and the Chinese. 2166 02:08:16,686 --> 02:08:19,239 Ma'am. these cheap ones don't come with a warranty. 2167 02:08:19,256 --> 02:08:21,492 If they break down, I'll have to face your wrath. 2168 02:08:21,506 --> 02:08:23,639 So, to save you from my wrath, 2169 02:08:23,666 --> 02:08:25,912 I should double my budget? 2170 02:08:25,939 --> 02:08:27,472 You can take some insults, it's okay-- 2171 02:08:27,479 --> 02:08:30,706 Mummy! Look at this. It's exactly the same! 2172 02:08:32,713 --> 02:08:35,259 I saw it. And then pretended I didn't. 2173 02:08:35,399 --> 02:08:36,899 You should do the same. 2174 02:08:37,926 --> 02:08:39,119 Mummy... 2175 02:08:39,219 --> 02:08:41,199 We won't lose money by just asking how much it costs. 2176 02:08:41,219 --> 02:08:43,026 You have a keen eye. 2177 02:08:43,506 --> 02:08:46,332 They say it was made for Shah Jahan's royal court, 2178 02:08:46,406 --> 02:08:48,032 but it was never used. 2179 02:08:48,053 --> 02:08:48,906 Why not? 2180 02:08:48,926 --> 02:08:51,259 Well, they had no electricity then. 2181 02:08:51,513 --> 02:08:54,172 Ma'am, the price is Rs. 1 lakh only. 2182 02:08:54,673 --> 02:08:56,239 Plus GST. 2183 02:08:57,773 --> 02:08:59,406 Are you happy now? 2184 02:08:59,972 --> 02:09:01,906 Show me the tube lights, come on. 2185 02:09:01,986 --> 02:09:04,906 Madam, I urge you to have some foresight. 2186 02:09:04,926 --> 02:09:07,319 LEDs are more expensive, 2187 02:09:07,346 --> 02:09:10,539 but they will save you money on your electricity bills in the future. 2188 02:09:10,613 --> 02:09:12,379 MRP! 2189 02:09:13,826 --> 02:09:15,306 Meaning? 2190 02:09:15,766 --> 02:09:18,386 Maximum... Right Price! 2191 02:09:19,753 --> 02:09:22,799 Selling items for more than the MRP is a punishable offence. 2192 02:09:22,813 --> 02:09:24,529 That could lead to up to five years in prison 2193 02:09:24,543 --> 02:09:26,916 or a fine of up to Rs. 10 lakh. 2194 02:09:27,106 --> 02:09:29,879 Awaken, customer, awaken! 2195 02:09:31,259 --> 02:09:32,699 Rs. 30,000. 2196 02:09:33,086 --> 02:09:34,452 Or Rs. 10 lakh? 2197 02:09:35,219 --> 02:09:36,266 Think about it. 2198 02:09:38,426 --> 02:09:39,686 Sorry, ma'am. 2199 02:09:39,713 --> 02:09:41,779 Should we close the deal at 30? 2200 02:09:46,819 --> 02:09:48,999 You're always going on and on about films. 2201 02:09:49,013 --> 02:09:50,532 Have you ever attended a poetry festival? 2202 02:09:50,559 --> 02:09:51,986 Have you ever taken me to one? 2203 02:09:52,006 --> 02:09:55,459 Look how handsome Mr. Muradabadi looks in the poster. 2204 02:09:56,486 --> 02:09:59,406 Hurry up, or all the good seats will be taken. Come on. 2205 02:09:59,506 --> 02:10:01,372 -Sir, will you listen to my poem? -No, friend. 2206 02:10:01,393 --> 02:10:03,126 It's just two lines! 2207 02:10:03,653 --> 02:10:07,466 I have lost everything There is nothing more to lose 2208 02:10:07,486 --> 02:10:10,525 My eyes have dried up Like a bottle without booze 2209 02:10:11,299 --> 02:10:12,419 Sorry. 2210 02:10:12,805 --> 02:10:13,972 -Namaste. -Yes. 2211 02:10:13,979 --> 02:10:15,112 What's wrong with him? 2212 02:10:15,133 --> 02:10:17,819 He's heavily into elegies. Don't pay him any attention. 2213 02:10:17,873 --> 02:10:19,106 -Look for a seat-- -Mr. Sujan! 2214 02:10:19,119 --> 02:10:21,066 Oh, Ms. Anamika! 2215 02:10:21,446 --> 02:10:23,979 You may ask God For anything that you desire 2216 02:10:24,006 --> 02:10:26,072 Such as a meeting With someone you admire 2217 02:10:27,019 --> 02:10:29,966 You avoid poetry festivals the way 2218 02:10:30,006 --> 02:10:32,466 sad poets avoid humour in their poems. 2219 02:10:32,491 --> 02:10:33,491 I... 2220 02:10:34,026 --> 02:10:36,066 Oh, my, my... 2221 02:10:37,073 --> 02:10:40,379 What is this human personification of slam poetry doing here? 2222 02:10:41,166 --> 02:10:43,639 These jeans may be fine for YouTube videos. 2223 02:10:43,793 --> 02:10:46,566 This is a poetry festival. We wear sarees here, understand? 2224 02:10:46,606 --> 02:10:49,719 Ms. Anamika, this is my daughter. 2225 02:10:49,986 --> 02:10:51,286 Jigyasa. 2226 02:10:52,019 --> 02:10:54,412 Jigyasa! Oh... 2227 02:10:54,533 --> 02:10:57,199 I barely recognised her! She's grown now! 2228 02:10:57,406 --> 02:10:58,259 Namaste. 2229 02:10:58,306 --> 02:11:00,032 -Hey, Mr. Shashi! Excuse me. -Ask the sound guy 2230 02:11:00,059 --> 02:11:01,419 -to attach the mic properly. -Sure, sure. 2231 02:11:01,472 --> 02:11:05,192 Or we'll have poets reading poetry to the sound of it ringing. 2232 02:11:05,253 --> 02:11:06,119 Got it? 2233 02:11:06,145 --> 02:11:08,866 -Mr. Shashi, I seek your blessings. -Hey, Umesh! 2234 02:11:09,415 --> 02:11:10,774 Why did you come through there? 2235 02:11:10,801 --> 02:11:12,681 The poets are meant to come via backstage. 2236 02:11:12,706 --> 02:11:16,312 Mr. Shashi, I am only here in the capacity of a spectator. 2237 02:11:16,339 --> 02:11:19,559 As a spectator or as a pilgrim? 2238 02:11:19,579 --> 02:11:21,012 Here to see Muradabadi, right? 2239 02:11:21,046 --> 02:11:22,246 Namaste, Uncle. 2240 02:11:22,659 --> 02:11:24,772 Hey, Jigyasa, how are you? 2241 02:11:24,846 --> 02:11:26,206 He's in the green room if you want to meet him. 2242 02:11:26,213 --> 02:11:27,213 Yes... 2243 02:11:27,233 --> 02:11:29,066 Mr. Pandey, the flower vase should be on the right! 2244 02:11:29,096 --> 02:11:31,139 I have to do all the work myself. 2245 02:11:31,666 --> 02:11:33,346 Where should we sit? 2246 02:11:33,506 --> 02:11:36,166 Here... there are two empty seats. 2247 02:11:37,346 --> 02:11:39,606 Hey, where are you going? 2248 02:11:39,631 --> 02:11:41,644 To meet Mr. Kumud? Don't you want to present him with your gift? 2249 02:11:41,659 --> 02:11:44,099 Have you never been to the temple? 2250 02:11:44,139 --> 02:11:45,750 When His Holiness comes on stage, 2251 02:11:45,784 --> 02:11:46,957 we will leave it at his feet as offering. 2252 02:11:47,011 --> 02:11:48,799 What the hell are you talking about? 2253 02:11:48,826 --> 02:11:50,506 You made me drive for three hours, 2254 02:11:50,526 --> 02:11:51,526 dressed in your Sunday best, bought a gift, 2255 02:11:51,562 --> 02:11:53,121 and now you don't want to even meet him? 2256 02:11:53,146 --> 02:11:55,459 We're not here to meet him; we're here to see him. 2257 02:11:55,506 --> 02:11:57,045 Don't you know what happened to Icarus? 2258 02:11:57,073 --> 02:11:59,692 If you fly too close to the sun, your wings could catch fire. 2259 02:11:59,799 --> 02:12:02,292 Papa, you are such a... 2260 02:12:02,359 --> 02:12:04,066 -coward! -A coward? 2261 02:12:04,091 --> 02:12:05,639 You're scared of reading your poems; 2262 02:12:05,653 --> 02:12:06,666 you're scared of driving the car; 2263 02:12:06,679 --> 02:12:08,239 you're scared of taking a loan. 2264 02:12:08,285 --> 02:12:10,738 And now you're scared of meeting your biggest hero! 2265 02:12:10,766 --> 02:12:12,726 Stop calling me a coward. 2266 02:12:13,219 --> 02:12:15,172 Well, I can't call you a wuss in front of all these people. 2267 02:12:15,197 --> 02:12:17,252 -Hey! -Come on! 2268 02:12:17,988 --> 02:12:19,872 We've been riding around for 2 hours in this maze of lanes 2269 02:12:19,879 --> 02:12:21,452 to find this shop? 2270 02:12:21,479 --> 02:12:23,032 What's so special about it? 2271 02:12:23,059 --> 02:12:24,752 Just come in. 2272 02:12:25,306 --> 02:12:26,466 Oh! 2273 02:12:26,699 --> 02:12:29,212 My Bunty is a student of yours? 2274 02:12:29,246 --> 02:12:31,012 Madam, can I tell you something? 2275 02:12:31,037 --> 02:12:33,319 He even dreams in English these days! 2276 02:12:33,406 --> 02:12:36,739 Have no worries. Your house meaning my house. 2277 02:12:37,113 --> 02:12:38,699 Chhotu, begin. 2278 02:12:38,853 --> 02:12:39,932 What can I get you, madam? 2279 02:12:39,959 --> 02:12:41,752 Flooring tiles, royal flooring tiles, kitchen faucets, bathroom faucets, 2280 02:12:41,777 --> 02:12:43,866 half pipe, full pipe, Asian paint, American paint, Chinese paint, 2281 02:12:43,913 --> 02:12:45,126 apple wood, maple wood, ply wood... 2282 02:12:45,146 --> 02:12:47,059 Or would you like to start with 2283 02:12:47,172 --> 02:12:48,392 a glass of water? 2284 02:12:49,693 --> 02:12:52,686 Italian marble tiles for Rs. 500 only. 2285 02:12:52,926 --> 02:12:56,672 What? The Maurya guy was selling me the same thing for Rs. 400. 2286 02:12:56,699 --> 02:12:57,806 I think I'll just go buy it from-- 2287 02:12:57,831 --> 02:12:59,224 Ma'am, ma'am! 2288 02:12:59,233 --> 02:13:01,552 He'll give you Chinese Italian marble tiles! 2289 02:13:01,566 --> 02:13:04,412 And I'm offering you Thai Italian marble tiles for just... 2290 02:13:04,492 --> 02:13:06,252 Rs. 350. 2291 02:13:06,731 --> 02:13:08,878 So, should I pack them up? 2292 02:13:09,119 --> 02:13:09,966 Hmm. 2293 02:13:09,999 --> 02:13:12,226 Madam, this is the best waterproof paint. 2294 02:13:12,272 --> 02:13:15,946 My house has no plans of going swimming, Mr. Cheema. 2295 02:13:16,166 --> 02:13:19,112 Chhotu, get the cheap stuff for madam. 2296 02:13:23,819 --> 02:13:25,946 Yep, that's the one. Bring it here. 2297 02:13:33,793 --> 02:13:35,226 Hey, Chhotu! Chhotu! 2298 02:13:37,653 --> 02:13:39,332 This is the best one. 2299 02:13:40,488 --> 02:13:41,734 -With copper fittings. -No. 2300 02:13:41,759 --> 02:13:43,492 This is an automatic system. 2301 02:13:43,899 --> 02:13:45,692 This one. Pack it. 2302 02:13:49,659 --> 02:13:50,912 Mummy, should we get this? 2303 02:13:51,379 --> 02:13:52,686 No! 2304 02:13:58,373 --> 02:13:59,839 Ma'am, please. 2305 02:14:01,759 --> 02:14:02,952 Please. 2306 02:14:04,348 --> 02:14:06,108 Papa, there's really no need to be so nervous. 2307 02:14:06,133 --> 02:14:07,792 You have filled more books with poetry 2308 02:14:07,799 --> 02:14:08,846 than the number of years he has walked the Earth! 2309 02:14:08,859 --> 02:14:11,979 Difference is I have only written those poems, never recited them. 2310 02:14:12,113 --> 02:14:14,279 Mr. Kumud ascended to greatness five years ago. 2311 02:14:14,306 --> 02:14:15,972 Where I am on my path is not even close! 2312 02:14:15,986 --> 02:14:18,399 -Papa, please! -Hey, listen... 2313 02:14:18,679 --> 02:14:20,032 You're acting crazy. 2314 02:14:20,046 --> 02:14:23,752 Please listen to me. He must be offering prayer right now. 2315 02:14:23,946 --> 02:14:25,179 Jiggy! 2316 02:14:25,346 --> 02:14:26,752 Jig-gy! 2317 02:14:28,406 --> 02:14:29,579 -Kum-- -If you want an autograph, 2318 02:14:29,604 --> 02:14:31,679 please buy my book from the counter first. 2319 02:14:32,219 --> 02:14:34,086 Uh, no... 2320 02:14:34,119 --> 02:14:36,626 Actually, Mr. Kumud, my father... 2321 02:14:36,693 --> 02:14:38,406 is a huge fan of yours. 2322 02:14:38,426 --> 02:14:41,546 Like Gen Z fans are about K-Pop? 2323 02:14:41,553 --> 02:14:43,452 Just like that. Right, Papa... 2324 02:14:43,973 --> 02:14:45,145 One second. 2325 02:14:46,039 --> 02:14:47,399 -Where-- -Come on! 2326 02:14:49,019 --> 02:14:50,546 This is Papa... 2327 02:14:51,573 --> 02:14:53,619 Mr. Sujan, is that you? 2328 02:14:55,139 --> 02:14:58,952 No, I think you have me confused with another Sujan. 2329 02:14:59,033 --> 02:15:00,806 This is how I look. 2330 02:15:01,099 --> 02:15:02,099 I know. 2331 02:15:02,152 --> 02:15:04,099 The photo that accompanies your poems 2332 02:15:04,124 --> 02:15:06,886 in the Dehradun Daily is even worse. 2333 02:15:08,539 --> 02:15:10,206 Umesh Joshi Sujan! 2334 02:15:11,479 --> 02:15:14,019 You... know about me? 2335 02:15:14,199 --> 02:15:16,159 I've known your poems 2336 02:15:16,279 --> 02:15:17,939 since I was an unknown poet. 2337 02:15:17,959 --> 02:15:19,912 -Would you like some juice? -No-- 2338 02:15:19,953 --> 02:15:21,199 I... 2339 02:15:21,206 --> 02:15:22,699 will go purchase your book so you can sign it. 2340 02:15:22,733 --> 02:15:23,733 All right. 2341 02:15:25,339 --> 02:15:28,145 Umm, actually, I got this small thing... for you... 2342 02:15:29,039 --> 02:15:30,566 Uh, sorry, here it is. 2343 02:15:31,059 --> 02:15:32,579 You shouldn't have! 2344 02:15:35,719 --> 02:15:37,412 What is this extra Rs. 30,000 for? 2345 02:15:37,433 --> 02:15:39,052 Tax, madam. 2346 02:15:39,319 --> 02:15:40,319 Huh? 2347 02:15:40,453 --> 02:15:41,832 But-- 2348 02:15:41,839 --> 02:15:46,246 Madam, I made a higher profit selling my sister's dowry. 2349 02:15:46,519 --> 02:15:49,099 I'm sorry, I cannot go any lower. 2350 02:15:49,286 --> 02:15:51,792 So much GST? We could buy another chandelier in this amount! 2351 02:15:51,839 --> 02:15:53,972 I just don't understand this Grand Service Tax! 2352 02:15:55,366 --> 02:15:57,932 I mean... Gandhi Service Tax. 2353 02:15:58,679 --> 02:16:02,179 Get the items packed up. We'll be right back. Come on. 2354 02:16:02,219 --> 02:16:05,019 Sure. Chhotu, get over here! 2355 02:16:05,033 --> 02:16:07,542 You flatter me by giving me such a lovely present. 2356 02:16:07,567 --> 02:16:08,607 Not at all. 2357 02:16:08,613 --> 02:16:10,352 I don't have anything I could possibly present to you. 2358 02:16:10,377 --> 02:16:11,377 What? 2359 02:16:12,066 --> 02:16:15,986 I got to meet you, which is the greatest gift of all. 2360 02:16:16,799 --> 02:16:18,626 If only you performed at festivals, 2361 02:16:18,666 --> 02:16:20,186 we would've met ages ago. 2362 02:16:20,193 --> 02:16:21,193 Yes... 2363 02:16:21,959 --> 02:16:23,512 Sir, the stage is set. 2364 02:16:23,539 --> 02:16:26,126 All right, I should get ready then. 2365 02:16:28,593 --> 02:16:29,873 -Mr. Kumud? -Hmm? 2366 02:16:30,113 --> 02:16:35,026 How do you deal with the butterflies in your stomach before a performance? 2367 02:16:35,779 --> 02:16:38,526 I just have to think about it to feel them in mine. 2368 02:16:39,166 --> 02:16:42,132 A great poet once said, 2369 02:16:43,235 --> 02:16:44,626 "Only if you take a leap 2370 02:16:44,660 --> 02:16:46,272 "Will you rid yourself Of the fear of falling" 2371 02:16:46,505 --> 02:16:50,779 "If you don't jump into the water You will never learn how to swim" 2372 02:16:51,313 --> 02:16:54,072 What's the big deal in writing; that's what we poets do best. 2373 02:16:54,299 --> 02:16:58,512 But why would you jump into the water if you don't know how to swim? 2374 02:17:02,239 --> 02:17:03,586 Please show them to the VIP seats. 2375 02:17:03,593 --> 02:17:04,593 Yes, sir. 2376 02:17:04,899 --> 02:17:06,645 -See you on stage. -Thank you. 2377 02:17:10,333 --> 02:17:12,226 But what's the problem, madam? 2378 02:17:12,253 --> 02:17:14,519 Is the chandelier's rate too high? 2379 02:17:14,593 --> 02:17:16,686 I can take two bulbs out and make it 20, if you like. 2380 02:17:17,099 --> 02:17:19,532 Another time. Right now, please... 2381 02:17:21,153 --> 02:17:22,399 1, 2... 2382 02:17:22,493 --> 02:17:24,612 28, 29, 30. 2383 02:17:24,939 --> 02:17:25,939 Done. 2384 02:17:25,973 --> 02:17:28,666 The items will be delivered to your house before you reach it. 2385 02:17:28,786 --> 02:17:31,525 Please pay the transport guys. 2386 02:17:31,599 --> 02:17:33,439 -Yes. -Okay then. 2387 02:17:37,019 --> 02:17:38,019 What is it? 2388 02:17:38,033 --> 02:17:40,752 You bought just one thing that you liked, the chandelier. 2389 02:17:40,793 --> 02:17:42,452 And you returned that too. 2390 02:17:42,493 --> 02:17:45,539 Son, chandeliers only look good in palaces. 2391 02:17:45,566 --> 02:17:46,959 Hmm? Let's go. 2392 02:17:47,999 --> 02:17:50,352 Amazing, Mr. Muradabadi! 2393 02:17:50,913 --> 02:17:53,339 -Thank you all. -One more! 2394 02:17:54,933 --> 02:17:58,368 Who told you You must remain quiet in a crowd? 2395 02:17:58,393 --> 02:18:00,673 -Wow! -Amazing! 2396 02:18:00,698 --> 02:18:02,412 Pay attention, this one is specially for you. 2397 02:18:02,437 --> 02:18:04,046 Whoa! 2398 02:18:04,370 --> 02:18:08,311 Who told you You must remain quiet in a crowd? 2399 02:18:08,336 --> 02:18:10,596 Here is your chance The perfect opportunity 2400 02:18:10,653 --> 02:18:13,142 To say what you want to say Out loud 2401 02:18:13,169 --> 02:18:15,972 Wow! Incredible. 2402 02:18:20,506 --> 02:18:22,848 The world is not ready To hear my voice 2403 02:18:22,873 --> 02:18:25,226 Let it be remain silent That is best 2404 02:18:25,239 --> 02:18:27,086 -Wow! -Amazing! 2405 02:18:27,099 --> 02:18:29,066 The world is not ready To hear my voice 2406 02:18:29,079 --> 02:18:31,694 Let it be remain silent That is best 2407 02:18:31,719 --> 02:18:33,712 A gesture is more than enough 2408 02:18:33,726 --> 02:18:35,699 For I keep my secrets Close to my chest 2409 02:18:35,724 --> 02:18:37,312 Wow! 2410 02:18:40,686 --> 02:18:43,299 To that I say, 2411 02:18:43,373 --> 02:18:46,752 Youth is fleeting 2412 02:18:47,366 --> 02:18:49,039 Youth... 2413 02:18:49,093 --> 02:18:50,652 is fleeting 2414 02:18:50,739 --> 02:18:53,385 Don't hold back 2415 02:18:53,473 --> 02:18:55,392 Mr. Muradabadi... 2416 02:18:55,413 --> 02:18:58,145 And we shall brace for attack! 2417 02:18:58,199 --> 02:19:00,205 Wow! 2418 02:19:01,973 --> 02:19:05,636 To these sore eyes You present such a sight 2419 02:19:06,499 --> 02:19:09,986 To these sore eyes You present such a sight 2420 02:19:10,079 --> 02:19:12,019 Mr. Dehradunvi, calm down 2421 02:19:12,053 --> 02:19:14,732 You seem to be getting A lot of pleasure from my plight! 2422 02:19:24,035 --> 02:19:27,498 I usually close every recital with a new poem. 2423 02:19:27,813 --> 02:19:29,292 But today... 2424 02:19:29,299 --> 02:19:31,312 I will present to you a new poet. 2425 02:19:32,536 --> 02:19:34,446 Please put your hands together for 2426 02:19:34,453 --> 02:19:36,006 your very own poet, 2427 02:19:36,033 --> 02:19:38,406 Umesh Joshi Sujan! 2428 02:19:40,366 --> 02:19:41,366 No, no, no. 2429 02:19:41,406 --> 02:19:43,806 -Get up! -Please get up. 2430 02:19:44,299 --> 02:19:46,525 -Mr. Sujan, come on up. -Papa, please go! 2431 02:19:46,553 --> 02:19:48,712 -Go on, Papa! -Please put your hands together. 2432 02:19:48,799 --> 02:19:50,086 Go! 2433 02:19:52,246 --> 02:19:54,426 Keep the applause going. 2434 02:20:00,319 --> 02:20:02,253 -Mr. Kumud... -You were right. 2435 02:20:03,039 --> 02:20:06,054 Why would someone jump if they don't know how to swim? 2436 02:20:06,361 --> 02:20:08,094 And that is why, 2437 02:20:08,581 --> 02:20:09,716 you need someone to give you a push. 2438 02:20:11,159 --> 02:20:13,066 My gift to you. 2439 02:20:15,539 --> 02:20:17,332 All right, Umesh. 2440 02:20:17,393 --> 02:20:20,892 Which poem are we going to hear today? 2441 02:20:22,573 --> 02:20:25,832 Hello? Hello? Testing... 2442 02:20:36,253 --> 02:20:37,253 Wow. 2443 02:20:37,506 --> 02:20:40,001 You are truly one in a million, ma'am. 2444 02:20:40,032 --> 02:20:43,251 So many things in such a small budget? 2445 02:20:43,279 --> 02:20:46,002 So many years of experience in roaming the streets of Paltan Bazaar 2446 02:20:46,029 --> 02:20:47,422 had to amount to something! 2447 02:20:47,436 --> 02:20:49,866 Yes... But tell me one thing. 2448 02:20:49,906 --> 02:20:51,979 Why are you treating this beautiful abode of ours 2449 02:20:52,019 --> 02:20:55,142 like it is a junkyard? Why? 2450 02:20:55,169 --> 02:20:56,729 Why? 2451 02:20:56,756 --> 02:20:58,169 What? 2452 02:20:58,433 --> 02:20:59,579 Is this supposed to be a faucet? 2453 02:20:59,606 --> 02:21:01,266 Don't expect any water to flow through it. 2454 02:21:01,273 --> 02:21:04,193 It's likelier that the faucet itself will flow away. 2455 02:21:04,352 --> 02:21:05,963 And this wire? 2456 02:21:06,024 --> 02:21:09,323 Did you see that commercial in which the man gets electrocuted? 2457 02:21:09,337 --> 02:21:11,592 Expect the same fate if you use this one. 2458 02:21:11,606 --> 02:21:12,912 And this paint? 2459 02:21:12,939 --> 02:21:15,726 It won't even be able to handle its first monsoon in Dehradun. 2460 02:21:15,751 --> 02:21:16,846 And these tiles. 2461 02:21:16,866 --> 02:21:18,839 You know how those kids in a karate class 2462 02:21:18,899 --> 02:21:20,272 demonstrate their chops by breaking stacks of tiles? 2463 02:21:20,319 --> 02:21:22,579 These are the same kind. Buddy, show them. 2464 02:21:28,173 --> 02:21:31,292 I got all these things according to the budget. 2465 02:21:31,513 --> 02:21:33,105 You will have to use these! 2466 02:21:34,279 --> 02:21:35,339 Ma'am. 2467 02:21:35,379 --> 02:21:38,666 If a student in your class aces all tests through the year, 2468 02:21:38,706 --> 02:21:40,706 but fails his final exam, 2469 02:21:40,739 --> 02:21:43,226 won't his report card say that he failed? 2470 02:21:43,275 --> 02:21:44,368 What do you mean? 2471 02:21:44,393 --> 02:21:47,452 I mean, we've done top-class work on the house since the beginning, 2472 02:21:47,519 --> 02:21:50,612 Why settle for less than the best and compromise at the last stage? 2473 02:21:52,733 --> 02:21:53,886 Look... 2474 02:21:54,379 --> 02:21:55,719 if we use these things that you hold so dear, 2475 02:21:55,752 --> 02:21:58,912 then the house will look like a ruin within the year. 2476 02:21:58,933 --> 02:22:00,272 -Wow! -Amazing! 2477 02:22:00,299 --> 02:22:03,006 I made a poem, didn't I? 2478 02:22:03,286 --> 02:22:04,486 Think about it. 2479 02:22:04,546 --> 02:22:06,845 Boys! Paan break! 2480 02:22:21,926 --> 02:22:25,586 Papa, what was that third poem? 2481 02:22:26,306 --> 02:22:28,299 "Rivers without Water." 2482 02:22:28,313 --> 02:22:29,872 Yes! 2483 02:22:29,913 --> 02:22:31,312 People were not just cheering for that one; 2484 02:22:31,339 --> 02:22:32,846 they were whistling! 2485 02:22:32,859 --> 02:22:35,099 It's like they forgot it was a poetry festival. 2486 02:22:36,746 --> 02:22:38,813 I want to come again next time. 2487 02:22:38,846 --> 02:22:40,966 Only if you wear a saree. 2488 02:22:43,166 --> 02:22:44,699 So, Papa... 2489 02:22:44,906 --> 02:22:48,266 Why did Mr. Kumud want to see you again before we left? 2490 02:22:48,699 --> 02:22:50,379 To give me something. 2491 02:22:51,646 --> 02:22:52,799 What? 2492 02:22:53,273 --> 02:22:54,879 Suspense! 2493 02:22:55,359 --> 02:22:57,099 What? Just tell me! 2494 02:22:58,176 --> 02:23:00,056 What to do, what to do... 2495 02:23:01,646 --> 02:23:04,046 I think a loan is the only option. 2496 02:23:04,239 --> 02:23:05,199 From the bank? 2497 02:23:05,248 --> 02:23:06,494 If we can't pay it back, 2498 02:23:06,519 --> 02:23:09,463 we'll be humiliated by the whole neighbourhood. 2499 02:23:09,919 --> 02:23:12,552 I will not ask Vimla for money! 2500 02:23:13,926 --> 02:23:16,159 I will not, right, Naman? 2501 02:23:16,786 --> 02:23:18,246 You could. 2502 02:23:18,999 --> 02:23:21,292 But if we can't pay Aunty back, 2503 02:23:21,332 --> 02:23:22,572 then Grandma will humiliate us. 2504 02:23:22,579 --> 02:23:25,546 Ugh, you're confusing me, Naman! 2505 02:23:25,953 --> 02:23:30,905 Honouring us with his presence 2506 02:23:30,930 --> 02:23:34,659 is the Great Poet Sujan 2507 02:23:34,882 --> 02:23:36,982 to meet his Queen, Sarla. 2508 02:23:37,009 --> 02:23:38,579 Wow! 2509 02:23:38,826 --> 02:23:39,579 Have you been drinking? 2510 02:23:39,586 --> 02:23:42,279 Nope, but I have been swimming. Wait. 2511 02:23:49,659 --> 02:23:52,011 Sarla Umesh Joshi. 2512 02:23:52,046 --> 02:23:57,535 Your orders are to turn the new house into a magnificent, opulent mansion 2513 02:23:57,560 --> 02:23:59,873 so that great poets may grace it with their presence 2514 02:23:59,886 --> 02:24:02,579 and meet with Sujan. 2515 02:24:02,999 --> 02:24:03,966 Did you win the lottery or something? 2516 02:24:03,991 --> 02:24:06,146 Not the lottery, 2517 02:24:06,206 --> 02:24:07,366 but a loan. 2518 02:24:07,386 --> 02:24:11,386 I will take the loan, and I will pay it back as well. 2519 02:24:12,026 --> 02:24:12,866 What is this? 2520 02:24:12,879 --> 02:24:14,392 A winner's check, Mummy! 2521 02:24:14,413 --> 02:24:15,552 Like in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 2522 02:24:15,577 --> 02:24:17,057 It's a party favour, moron! 2523 02:24:17,066 --> 02:24:18,286 From the mentor to his disciple. 2524 02:24:18,325 --> 02:24:21,945 Hmm! For the Great Poet Sujan's first poetry festival, 2525 02:24:21,986 --> 02:24:23,479 a payment! 2526 02:24:25,419 --> 02:24:26,612 -You! -Yes! 2527 02:24:26,653 --> 02:24:28,092 -On stage! -Yeah! 2528 02:24:28,113 --> 02:24:29,552 Yay! 2529 02:24:33,393 --> 02:24:35,459 How did this happen? 2530 02:24:35,526 --> 02:24:36,619 Sarla, 2531 02:24:36,653 --> 02:24:39,106 sometimes us middle-class cowards 2532 02:24:39,199 --> 02:24:41,598 just need a firm push. 2533 02:24:41,626 --> 02:24:43,239 I'll be right back. 2534 02:24:44,599 --> 02:24:45,692 Wow! 2535 02:24:47,706 --> 02:24:48,706 Mummy. 2536 02:24:49,119 --> 02:24:50,919 Call the interior designer. 2537 02:24:51,299 --> 02:24:53,259 Now there will be a mansion. 2538 02:24:58,253 --> 02:25:01,259 Hello, hello? Testing... 2539 02:25:01,419 --> 02:25:02,699 Umm... 2540 02:25:03,706 --> 02:25:07,259 Those people who go to the beach 2541 02:25:07,552 --> 02:25:11,352 But, at the last minute, Step back from the water 2542 02:25:13,606 --> 02:25:18,192 Those who turn around midway Before reaching their destination 2543 02:25:19,266 --> 02:25:23,246 Those people who give in Without putting up a fight 2544 02:25:24,593 --> 02:25:28,419 They fasten chains Around their own feet 2545 02:25:30,199 --> 02:25:32,432 To them I have to say 2546 02:25:32,579 --> 02:25:35,185 Just keep walking 2547 02:25:36,073 --> 02:25:38,752 Don't look back in apprehension 2548 02:25:39,486 --> 02:25:42,372 Even the sky knows your potential 2549 02:25:42,399 --> 02:25:45,343 Why don't you fly And test it out for yourself? 2550 02:25:45,473 --> 02:25:49,632 The falcon does not fear the weather 2551 02:25:49,919 --> 02:25:53,029 It does not let that affect its flight 2552 02:25:53,856 --> 02:25:57,066 There is no victor If there is no fighting 2553 02:25:57,486 --> 02:26:01,539 You cannot cross a river By simply thinking about it 2554 02:26:02,239 --> 02:26:05,512 When the boat breaks A wave's momentum 2555 02:26:06,405 --> 02:26:09,692 The fear of drowning recedes with it 2556 02:26:12,373 --> 02:26:16,086 A traveller shall soon grow weary Of his travels 2557 02:26:16,319 --> 02:26:20,186 If he does not know How to traverse difficult roads 2558 02:26:24,111 --> 02:26:25,696 Only if you take a leap 2559 02:26:25,736 --> 02:26:27,496 Will you rid yourself Of the fear of falling 2560 02:26:29,339 --> 02:26:34,426 If you don't jump into the water You will never learn how to swim 2561 02:26:43,946 --> 02:26:46,890 What is that tiny handwriting? I can't read it. 2562 02:26:47,479 --> 02:26:50,399 A winner's check for Rs. 1 lakh 2563 02:26:50,446 --> 02:26:54,559 only to Umesh Joshi Sujan! 2564 02:26:55,133 --> 02:26:56,379 Is that so? 2565 02:26:56,386 --> 02:26:59,119 So, you think you're Ambani now? 2566 02:30:42,112 --> 02:30:44,672 MR PRAKASH CHAMOLI 301 2567 02:30:47,929 --> 02:30:49,342 So... 2568 02:30:49,355 --> 02:30:53,148 Sarla cannot know about this. 2569 02:30:53,282 --> 02:30:54,548 Okay? Jigyasa? 2570 02:30:54,562 --> 02:30:56,375 -Yes. -Decoration is your department. 2571 02:30:56,734 --> 02:30:59,622 Mrs. Gulati, cake is your department, okay? 2572 02:30:59,649 --> 02:31:01,635 And, Chamoli, samosas are your department. 2573 02:31:01,649 --> 02:31:03,215 Hey, can I make cake instead? 2574 02:31:03,249 --> 02:31:04,682 Mrs. Gulati can make the samosas. 2575 02:31:04,702 --> 02:31:05,595 Why? 2576 02:31:05,615 --> 02:31:07,662 We don't want to eat guava cake, okay? 2577 02:31:07,675 --> 02:31:09,568 You make the samosas. 2578 02:31:10,215 --> 02:31:12,882 Isn't he romantic, this brother of ours? 2579 02:31:13,072 --> 02:31:15,178 Don't you bother planning a party for me, okay? 2580 02:31:16,472 --> 02:31:17,817 He's a poet. 2581 02:31:17,842 --> 02:31:19,555 He literally makes a living being romantic. 2582 02:31:19,589 --> 02:31:21,022 One minute. 2583 02:31:21,121 --> 02:31:23,848 Wearing a dress is allowed at your surprise party, right? 2584 02:31:23,895 --> 02:31:25,308 Oh, dear... 2585 02:31:25,322 --> 02:31:28,255 This is our last anniversary with you folks. 2586 02:31:28,262 --> 02:31:30,102 Wear whatever you like. 2587 02:31:30,115 --> 02:31:32,422 I mean, I wasn't asking, simply informing. 2588 02:31:32,529 --> 02:31:33,975 She did ask though, didn't she? 2589 02:31:33,982 --> 02:31:35,488 Anyway, I got it, Mrs. Gulati. 2590 02:31:35,513 --> 02:31:39,282 Just make sure that you don't wish Sarla on the day. 2591 02:31:39,969 --> 02:31:42,102 Like every year, tomorrow morning I will start the day 2592 02:31:42,129 --> 02:31:44,154 with her favourite songs. 2593 02:31:44,188 --> 02:31:47,566 I will bring her ginger tea, and give her a single red rose. 2594 02:31:47,609 --> 02:31:50,682 She will think everyone forgot. 2595 02:31:50,695 --> 02:31:52,472 It's going to be so much fun! 2596 02:31:57,965 --> 02:31:59,505 Got it, Jigyasa. 2597 02:31:59,565 --> 02:32:02,638 I shouldn't wish Gulati because we plan to surprise Mr. Chamoli. 2598 02:32:03,109 --> 02:32:05,002 And Mr. Pappu will wear a dress. 2599 02:32:05,862 --> 02:32:09,848 Papa is going to surprise Mummy on their anniversary. Don't wish Mummy! 2600 02:32:09,909 --> 02:32:10,988 Useless. 2601 02:32:11,002 --> 02:32:12,662 Oh! 2602 02:32:14,615 --> 02:32:16,502 Today is their anniversary? 2603 02:32:16,522 --> 02:32:18,562 So, we're getting them a gift too? 2604 02:32:18,575 --> 02:32:21,668 Yes. It's been ordered. It should be here by evening. 2605 02:32:21,829 --> 02:32:22,895 Good job. 2606 02:32:22,909 --> 02:32:25,396 Make sure you put my name first this time. Last year, it was yours. 2607 02:32:25,421 --> 02:32:27,215 The only name to go on the gift 2608 02:32:27,235 --> 02:32:29,901 will be of the person who put in the effort of finding it. 2609 02:32:29,922 --> 02:32:31,821 And I won't share credit this time. 2610 02:32:31,915 --> 02:32:33,322 You won't share credit? 2611 02:32:33,384 --> 02:32:35,644 Then they will think that I didn't get them anything! 2612 02:32:35,669 --> 02:32:38,108 -They'll think I'm such a bastard! -Aww. 2613 02:32:38,135 --> 02:32:39,865 Then why don't you get a gift of your own? 2614 02:32:39,909 --> 02:32:42,522 A gift of my own? Jigyasa... 2615 02:32:42,729 --> 02:32:44,408 Okay, you can write my name second. 2616 02:32:44,433 --> 02:32:45,953 Write it somewhere? 2617 02:32:46,235 --> 02:32:48,455 Just my initials, maybe? Hmm? 2618 02:32:49,149 --> 02:32:50,149 Sis? 2619 02:32:51,029 --> 02:32:53,108 Dear Sarla, good morning. 2620 02:32:53,162 --> 02:32:54,842 Congrats on another year 2621 02:32:54,869 --> 02:32:57,268 of landing a husband with all 36 astrological marker... 2622 02:32:58,592 --> 02:33:00,671 Dear Sarla, good morning. 2623 02:33:00,695 --> 02:33:02,375 Congrats on another year of landing a husband 2624 02:33:02,399 --> 02:33:05,595 with 36 perfectly compatible astrological markers. 2625 02:33:05,655 --> 02:33:06,988 Yes. 2626 02:33:09,602 --> 02:33:12,315 -Good morning! -Shh! 2627 02:33:12,340 --> 02:33:15,240 You could think up 36 excuses if you wanted, Mr. Pappu. 2628 02:33:15,269 --> 02:33:17,981 Anything to get out of completing the work on time. 2629 02:33:19,172 --> 02:33:20,172 What? 2630 02:33:20,202 --> 02:33:22,535 I gave you enough notice for today. 2631 02:33:22,701 --> 02:33:24,880 Could you reduce the volume, please? 2632 02:33:24,909 --> 02:33:26,262 Yes... 2633 02:33:26,655 --> 02:33:28,399 That's not my problem. 2634 02:33:28,409 --> 02:33:31,713 Just finish the work ASAP. 2635 02:33:32,241 --> 02:33:34,602 Something must be done about this music of yours. 2636 02:33:34,649 --> 02:33:36,169 I don't understa... 2637 02:33:39,589 --> 02:33:42,068 Did you pluck this off my rose plant? 2638 02:33:42,122 --> 02:33:43,782 Not like I do it every day! 2639 02:33:43,789 --> 02:33:45,852 But today is a special day. 2640 02:33:45,873 --> 02:33:46,676 Why? 2641 02:33:46,701 --> 02:33:48,033 Is it Rose Day? 2642 02:33:48,069 --> 02:33:50,368 Rose Day? Have we ever celebrated Rose Day? 2643 02:33:50,395 --> 02:33:52,215 Today it is... 2644 02:33:52,235 --> 02:33:53,928 The tea is quite bland. 2645 02:33:53,935 --> 02:33:56,041 Did you eat up all the sugar in the house? 2646 02:33:56,148 --> 02:34:00,724 Maybe. After all, today is a day filled with sweetness! 2647 02:34:00,797 --> 02:34:02,332 "A day filled with sweetness"? 2648 02:34:02,383 --> 02:34:04,356 What's so special about today? 2649 02:34:04,403 --> 02:34:06,427 You really don't remember? 2650 02:34:06,882 --> 02:34:08,766 -Oh, yes! -Yes! 2651 02:34:08,799 --> 02:34:11,745 Today is the day the nameplate for our new house arrives! 2652 02:34:11,767 --> 02:34:14,713 Yes! I should inform Pappu. 2653 02:34:34,275 --> 02:34:38,215 I told you to get "Joshis' Orchard" on the nameplate. 2654 02:34:38,253 --> 02:34:39,908 And what did you do? 2655 02:34:39,920 --> 02:34:42,152 "Good Folks' Home" 2656 02:34:42,645 --> 02:34:45,098 Sounds like a retirement facility. 2657 02:34:45,129 --> 02:34:47,862 I mean... That's what people may think... 2658 02:34:47,895 --> 02:34:49,815 You made me do all that curing. 2659 02:34:49,822 --> 02:34:51,522 I thought it was my house too. 2660 02:34:51,547 --> 02:34:54,504 Forget about us kids, you could've at least thought about Mummy. 2661 02:34:54,529 --> 02:34:55,306 Look, child-- 2662 02:34:55,331 --> 02:34:57,557 Now that he's contributed a few bucks, 2663 02:34:57,585 --> 02:35:00,137 he has proclaimed himself owner of the house. 2664 02:35:00,329 --> 02:35:02,748 And, Papa, why is Sujan even your name? 2665 02:35:02,782 --> 02:35:04,808 "Sujan" literally means "good people." 2666 02:35:04,842 --> 02:35:07,412 But you're just one person. It doesn't make any sense. 2667 02:35:07,439 --> 02:35:09,432 Child, Sujan means-- 2668 02:35:09,458 --> 02:35:11,683 Hold on! In whose name do all the deliveries come? 2669 02:35:11,711 --> 02:35:13,684 Naman's. So the nameplate should say 2670 02:35:13,709 --> 02:35:15,072 "Planet Naman." 2671 02:35:15,097 --> 02:35:17,682 The nameplate will say "Joshis' Orchard." 2672 02:35:17,689 --> 02:35:18,782 It has been decided. 2673 02:35:18,807 --> 02:35:21,348 When? It's too western, Mummy. 2674 02:35:21,355 --> 02:35:22,355 I see. 2675 02:35:22,389 --> 02:35:24,715 So, shall I change your toilet to an Indian-style one, child? 2676 02:35:24,735 --> 02:35:26,848 Madam, please listen to me. 2677 02:35:26,869 --> 02:35:28,715 We have to finish all the work today. 2678 02:35:28,755 --> 02:35:30,708 But you have the wrong nameplate. 2679 02:35:30,715 --> 02:35:33,635 With your permission, should I just paint the name on the wall? 2680 02:35:33,655 --> 02:35:35,850 -With paint? On the wall? -Indeed. 2681 02:35:35,875 --> 02:35:36,802 So people wonder if this is a house 2682 02:35:36,835 --> 02:35:38,575 or the office of the National Literacy Mission? 2683 02:35:39,715 --> 02:35:42,882 Why should I deface my home because of this man's mistake? 2684 02:35:42,955 --> 02:35:44,915 Okay, fine. 2685 02:35:44,982 --> 02:35:46,982 I make a huge mistake. There. 2686 02:35:47,542 --> 02:35:49,695 I will fix it right away. 2687 02:35:49,722 --> 02:35:51,942 -Come on, Mr. Pappu. -Okay, Mr. Poet. 2688 02:35:51,955 --> 02:35:54,395 Hey, Papa. Why don't you take Mummy too? 2689 02:35:54,415 --> 02:35:57,368 Yes. Absolutely, I'd like to come. Let's go. 2690 02:35:57,669 --> 02:35:59,608 All right then. We can stop for onion fritters on the way. 2691 02:35:59,635 --> 02:36:00,375 No chance. 2692 02:36:00,402 --> 02:36:02,248 -Paneer fritters? -No! 2693 02:36:02,342 --> 02:36:03,815 Orchard... 2694 02:36:03,862 --> 02:36:06,828 Orchard, orchard... Nice. 2695 02:36:06,842 --> 02:36:09,335 -It's a nice name. -It means "garden." 2696 02:36:09,495 --> 02:36:10,655 Of course. 2697 02:36:10,669 --> 02:36:13,028 Found a gift yet? Useless. 2698 02:36:13,402 --> 02:36:16,082 What makes you think I haven't found it already? 2699 02:36:20,395 --> 02:36:21,355 Gulati? 2700 02:36:22,352 --> 02:36:24,318 Her gift... 2701 02:36:24,332 --> 02:36:26,192 Let's not sabotage it. 2702 02:36:26,245 --> 02:36:27,748 Why? What is it? 2703 02:36:27,762 --> 02:36:30,535 -A PlayStation! -A PlayStation? 2704 02:36:33,471 --> 02:36:35,388 It's a VCR, you idiot. 2705 02:36:35,402 --> 02:36:38,615 Jigyasa is giving them the most overdone, 2706 02:36:38,669 --> 02:36:40,322 cliched gift in history. 2707 02:36:40,349 --> 02:36:42,722 She will play Mummy-Papa's wedding video 2708 02:36:42,735 --> 02:36:44,128 and then they will cry. 2709 02:36:44,155 --> 02:36:45,515 She will? 2710 02:36:45,695 --> 02:36:48,102 And Mummy will write away all my inheritance to her! 2711 02:36:48,142 --> 02:36:51,221 I will not let that happen while I am alive. 2712 02:36:51,489 --> 02:36:53,522 You just need to swipe the wedding video cassette 2713 02:36:53,562 --> 02:36:55,682 and meet me at the momo corner. 2714 02:36:55,755 --> 02:36:57,782 It ain't over till the fat lady sings 2715 02:36:57,807 --> 02:36:59,808 through the woofer, so to speak. 2716 02:37:07,912 --> 02:37:09,232 WEDDING 2717 02:37:15,675 --> 02:37:20,408 "Half day on Friday. See you on Monday." 2718 02:37:21,989 --> 02:37:23,982 Come on, Mr. Pappu. Let's go to another store. 2719 02:37:24,015 --> 02:37:25,595 Hey, Sarla! 2720 02:37:25,629 --> 02:37:27,562 That will take too much time. 2721 02:37:27,755 --> 02:37:28,962 Let's go back home. 2722 02:37:28,982 --> 02:37:31,488 The nameplate will be made today. That is final. 2723 02:37:31,682 --> 02:37:33,202 It is thanks to an attitude like this 2724 02:37:33,235 --> 02:37:35,348 that no work gets done. 2725 02:37:35,628 --> 02:37:38,022 Sorry, Sarla. I forgot that the marble shopkeepers 2726 02:37:38,029 --> 02:37:39,855 take a long weekend off. 2727 02:37:40,722 --> 02:37:42,568 You forget everything. 2728 02:37:43,146 --> 02:37:45,499 On the day of the inaugural rites, you forgot the coconut. 2729 02:37:45,524 --> 02:37:48,110 On the day we needed it, you forgot the password to the safe. 2730 02:37:48,135 --> 02:37:50,788 But when it came to ordering the nameplate, 2731 02:37:50,835 --> 02:37:53,588 you didn't forget to give your exact specifications. 2732 02:37:53,709 --> 02:37:55,162 Is this fair, Mr. Pappu? 2733 02:37:55,187 --> 02:37:56,222 I see what you mean. 2734 02:37:56,235 --> 02:37:59,022 Okay, so I forget about trivial things once in a while, 2735 02:37:59,029 --> 02:38:01,668 but I remember the big things! Or you'd like me to forget them too? 2736 02:38:01,675 --> 02:38:03,135 I see what you mean. 2737 02:38:03,155 --> 02:38:04,742 What job has he done well? Tell me. 2738 02:38:04,767 --> 02:38:07,720 On Saturday, I sent him to tally the cement inventory. 2739 02:38:07,749 --> 02:38:09,288 No tallying was done, 2740 02:38:09,313 --> 02:38:12,493 but we did get a poem on cement by the end of the day. 2741 02:38:12,509 --> 02:38:13,428 I see what you mean. 2742 02:38:13,442 --> 02:38:15,715 You married a poet, so you'll get poems. 2743 02:38:15,902 --> 02:38:17,368 If you wanted someone who could tally, 2744 02:38:17,375 --> 02:38:18,508 you should've married an accountant. 2745 02:38:18,535 --> 02:38:19,775 I see what you mean. 2746 02:38:19,795 --> 02:38:22,902 What do you mean? Is he right or am I? 2747 02:38:22,982 --> 02:38:25,275 Are you a man or a pendulum? 2748 02:38:27,249 --> 02:38:28,929 I... see what you mean. 2749 02:38:31,149 --> 02:38:33,262 Doggie! Want a momo? 2750 02:38:33,755 --> 02:38:35,555 Come here, come here! 2751 02:38:36,795 --> 02:38:39,128 You think I'd give you my food? Scram! 2752 02:38:41,082 --> 02:38:42,722 There you are, Gulati! 2753 02:38:42,755 --> 02:38:45,428 I have stolen the cassette! Where should we bury it? 2754 02:38:45,482 --> 02:38:46,528 Bury? 2755 02:38:46,549 --> 02:38:48,495 We're going to upload it online. 2756 02:38:48,575 --> 02:38:49,995 This is your gift. 2757 02:38:50,042 --> 02:38:52,122 Whenever Aunty and Uncle feel like watching the video, 2758 02:38:52,129 --> 02:38:54,962 they can watch it from their phones, laptop, TV, anywhere! 2759 02:38:55,275 --> 02:38:56,548 In the era of the smartphone, 2760 02:38:56,573 --> 02:38:59,206 Jigyasa's VCR will be reduced to a relic, like the pager. 2761 02:38:59,229 --> 02:39:01,829 And all the inheritance shall be yours! 2762 02:39:02,335 --> 02:39:03,228 You're right! 2763 02:39:03,235 --> 02:39:05,502 Who even uses VCRs when you have the Internet? 2764 02:39:05,509 --> 02:39:07,008 Jigyasa is so 90s, 2765 02:39:07,029 --> 02:39:09,215 she still uses a mug of water instead of a bidet shower! 2766 02:39:09,229 --> 02:39:10,122 Hey, you! 2767 02:39:10,135 --> 02:39:13,382 Jigyasa is so 90s, she looks for vintage shows on Hotstar! 2768 02:39:14,175 --> 02:39:17,008 Jigyasa is so 90s, she doesn't think freedom is a feeling 2769 02:39:16,992 --> 02:39:18,435 but a George Michael song! 2770 02:39:18,469 --> 02:39:20,669 Hey, look behind you! Behind you! 2771 02:39:20,755 --> 02:39:22,395 Yo, Jigyasa is so 90s, she thinks that-- 2772 02:39:22,420 --> 02:39:23,775 Gulati! 2773 02:39:23,789 --> 02:39:25,108 Look at that! 2774 02:39:27,415 --> 02:39:31,375 Buddy, your parents' wedding is splashed across the street. 2775 02:39:36,675 --> 02:39:38,468 Please ask her 2776 02:39:38,689 --> 02:39:42,235 who solved the interior designer problem? 2777 02:39:45,542 --> 02:39:49,168 Who solved the interior designer problem? 2778 02:39:49,622 --> 02:39:53,450 Tell him lording his money over me may not be the best approach. 2779 02:39:53,475 --> 02:39:56,255 If I start to list my contributions over the last 23 years, 2780 02:39:56,275 --> 02:39:57,942 it could be embarrassing for him. 2781 02:40:00,495 --> 02:40:02,348 Don't lord your money over her... 2782 02:40:02,362 --> 02:40:05,815 As if it hasn't been smooth sailing for the last 23 years of marriage. 2783 02:40:06,149 --> 02:40:10,108 And that happened only because I, just like an obedient student, 2784 02:40:10,149 --> 02:40:13,182 agreed with everything she said. 2785 02:40:13,269 --> 02:40:14,828 "Should we move into government-assigned quarters?" 2786 02:40:14,849 --> 02:40:16,588 "Yes, ma'am." 2787 02:40:16,842 --> 02:40:18,942 "One child is too little. Shall we have one more?" 2788 02:40:18,969 --> 02:40:20,482 "Yes, ma'am." 2789 02:40:20,502 --> 02:40:22,182 "These government-assigned quarters are too small." 2790 02:40:22,207 --> 02:40:24,674 "Should we build a house of our own?" "Yes, ma'am." 2791 02:40:24,689 --> 02:40:26,895 "Should we have the nameplate read 'orchard'?" 2792 02:40:26,928 --> 02:40:28,928 which I don't even know the spelling of, by the way. 2793 02:40:28,935 --> 02:40:30,888 Still, "Yes, ma'am." 2794 02:40:30,935 --> 02:40:32,948 Forget naming the house, 2795 02:40:32,962 --> 02:40:36,295 I didn't even have a say in naming my own children! 2796 02:40:37,249 --> 02:40:39,702 That's... too long, Mr. Poet. 2797 02:40:39,742 --> 02:40:41,688 I've been the one to adjust always. 2798 02:40:41,715 --> 02:40:43,655 But his obduracy knows no bounds! 2799 02:40:43,682 --> 02:40:45,244 He has voiced his desire to go home 2800 02:40:45,269 --> 02:40:47,735 around 17 times in the last two hours! 2801 02:40:47,809 --> 02:40:51,008 I had to name the children because he wanted to name them 2802 02:40:51,075 --> 02:40:54,595 Sophocles and Aphrodite! 2803 02:40:55,102 --> 02:40:57,628 Kids would've been walking around like characters from a Greek play. 2804 02:40:58,309 --> 02:41:00,572 And the first person to forget the spellings 2805 02:41:00,579 --> 02:41:01,832 of those very names would have been him! 2806 02:41:01,845 --> 02:41:04,632 What is this fixation with my forgetfulness? 2807 02:41:05,595 --> 02:41:08,462 I still remember that, the first time I met you, 2808 02:41:08,649 --> 02:41:10,892 you were wearing an orange top. 2809 02:41:11,148 --> 02:41:13,008 With hands bedecked in green glass bangles, 2810 02:41:13,035 --> 02:41:14,902 you served me onion fritters! 2811 02:41:14,942 --> 02:41:17,142 Hmm? And I'm the one who forgets? 2812 02:41:17,435 --> 02:41:20,142 You've let this structure of bricks and stone 2813 02:41:20,168 --> 02:41:21,522 take over your whole life. 2814 02:41:21,542 --> 02:41:22,848 To the extent that you forgot 2815 02:41:22,895 --> 02:41:27,268 that the real beginning of our story took place on this very day. 2816 02:41:27,269 --> 02:42:19,003 WWW.THEGOPISAHI.TK 2817 02:41:29,028 --> 02:41:31,848 Happy anniversary, Sarla Joshi. 2818 02:41:33,675 --> 02:41:35,468 I planned a surprise party for you at home, 2819 02:41:35,508 --> 02:41:37,628 which is why I kept pushing to go back home. 2820 02:41:37,642 --> 02:41:41,402 But, of course, you want the nameplate today. 2821 02:41:41,422 --> 02:41:42,908 So, go ahead! 2822 02:41:54,462 --> 02:41:56,582 It's not looking good. 2823 02:41:56,609 --> 02:41:59,182 The parts that have been damaged 2824 02:41:59,289 --> 02:42:00,969 will need to be cut out. 2825 02:42:04,535 --> 02:42:06,435 But you can save it, right? 2826 02:42:06,495 --> 02:42:08,248 I can. 2827 02:42:09,002 --> 02:42:12,509 But I don't know if it will ever work how it used to. 2828 02:42:17,949 --> 02:42:20,482 Now all we can do is pray to the Goddess. 2829 02:42:25,022 --> 02:42:26,542 Hey, Jiggy... 2830 02:42:26,552 --> 02:42:28,900 Your idea of playing the wedding video 2831 02:42:28,925 --> 02:42:30,820 as a gift is so unique. 2832 02:42:30,920 --> 02:42:32,009 Right? 2833 02:42:32,839 --> 02:42:36,518 Just make sure Naman doesn't take all the credit. 2834 02:42:37,142 --> 02:42:39,942 He makes those puppy eyes, and you forget 2835 02:42:40,262 --> 02:42:42,862 that you're his sister, and not his grandma! 2836 02:42:43,035 --> 02:42:45,895 Yes, girlfriend. You're right. 2837 02:42:46,122 --> 02:42:48,122 On the day of Krishna's birth, 2838 02:42:48,149 --> 02:42:49,975 I decorated the entire house with peacock feathers. 2839 02:42:50,000 --> 02:42:53,135 And that demon came to the ritual without a tee shirt on. 2840 02:42:53,295 --> 02:42:55,155 He tucked one feather in his hair to imitate Krishna, 2841 02:42:55,182 --> 02:42:57,321 and guess who Mom praised? 2842 02:42:58,309 --> 02:43:00,321 If that doesn't make your blood boil, 2843 02:43:00,362 --> 02:43:02,862 then it isn't blood, it's water. 2844 02:43:03,135 --> 02:43:05,048 Don't be fooled by those puppy eyes; 2845 02:43:05,062 --> 02:43:07,122 that isn't your brother, it's a defrauder! 2846 02:43:07,135 --> 02:43:08,135 Correct. 2847 02:43:12,009 --> 02:43:13,321 Where did the "ver" go? 2848 02:43:13,349 --> 02:43:15,845 What's wrong with it? "Happy Annisary"! 2849 02:43:16,352 --> 02:43:18,552 Ver-y late, your parents are. 2850 02:43:18,565 --> 02:43:21,668 Where is the golden pair? The samosas are getting cold. 2851 02:43:21,695 --> 02:43:23,048 They'll be here any minute, Uncle. 2852 02:43:23,069 --> 02:43:24,842 They've gone to get the new nameplate. 2853 02:43:24,867 --> 02:43:27,232 Nameplate! Wow. 2854 02:43:27,579 --> 02:43:30,098 When will you build a house like Mrs. Sarla? 2855 02:43:30,135 --> 02:43:33,435 When you become the vice-principal like Mrs. Sarla. 2856 02:43:35,309 --> 02:43:38,168 Where's the party tonight? 2857 02:43:38,949 --> 02:43:40,949 What the hell are you wearing? 2858 02:43:41,242 --> 02:43:43,865 Winter collection, Brada. 2859 02:43:45,409 --> 02:43:47,695 More like Vulgari, am I right? 2860 02:43:50,635 --> 02:43:51,482 Ah! 2861 02:43:51,509 --> 02:43:53,175 What are you doing, dumbass? 2862 02:43:53,202 --> 02:43:54,802 You've been on your feet for so long. 2863 02:43:54,829 --> 02:43:57,375 They must be hurting. I thought I would massage them. 2864 02:43:57,422 --> 02:44:00,168 As they say, a sister is equal to a mother, right, sis? 2865 02:44:00,202 --> 02:44:02,128 -But not like a grandma! -Shoo! 2866 02:44:02,862 --> 02:44:05,395 Oh, let me do that, sis. 2867 02:44:05,609 --> 02:44:08,335 Listen, it doesn't matter if you fall at my feet or massage them, 2868 02:44:08,402 --> 02:44:10,722 the gift will have just my name, okay? 2869 02:44:11,062 --> 02:44:12,388 Exactly right. 2870 02:44:12,449 --> 02:44:13,988 In fact, I think even our new nameplate 2871 02:44:14,013 --> 02:44:15,819 should have your name on it. Right? 2872 02:44:15,844 --> 02:44:17,401 Jigyasa Junction. 2873 02:44:19,762 --> 02:44:21,502 Reverse psychology. 2874 02:44:23,382 --> 02:44:25,308 They're here. Let's go, everyone. 2875 02:44:25,342 --> 02:44:26,628 They're here? 2876 02:44:32,422 --> 02:44:36,275 Aunty, we're at full capacity here. Find another spot! 2877 02:44:38,615 --> 02:44:39,815 Please save me. 2878 02:44:44,142 --> 02:44:48,768 -Happy anniversary! -Surprise! 2879 02:44:58,062 --> 02:44:59,662 Sorry. 2880 02:45:07,001 --> 02:45:08,775 What's wrong, Mummy? 2881 02:45:17,389 --> 02:45:18,955 Looks like there's been some turbulence. 2882 02:45:18,969 --> 02:45:19,969 Hmm. 2883 02:45:20,009 --> 02:45:21,795 Something has gone terribly wrong. 2884 02:45:22,029 --> 02:45:24,075 Seems to be the theme of the day. 2885 02:45:24,109 --> 02:45:25,742 Why did they have to fight today? 2886 02:45:25,767 --> 02:45:26,767 So... 2887 02:45:26,769 --> 02:45:29,175 Is the surprise party cancelled? 2888 02:45:29,195 --> 02:45:31,152 Yes! Cancelled! 2889 02:45:31,166 --> 02:45:32,419 Hey! 2890 02:45:32,433 --> 02:45:34,206 You can't cancel it just like that! 2891 02:45:34,242 --> 02:45:35,555 I didn't spent Rs. 5,000 on this dress, 2892 02:45:35,580 --> 02:45:38,848 Rs. 1,500 on these heels and Rs. 700 on waxing for nothing! 2893 02:45:39,422 --> 02:45:40,835 Okay, please calm down. 2894 02:45:40,842 --> 02:45:42,582 Give me two minutes. Let me try some cajoling. 2895 02:45:42,602 --> 02:45:45,648 Aunty! Why are you meddling in their business? 2896 02:45:45,724 --> 02:45:47,404 It's their house; let them fight, 2897 02:45:47,429 --> 02:45:50,302 or even break each other's heads. What is it to us? 2898 02:45:50,362 --> 02:45:51,875 Worthless boy! 2899 02:46:22,329 --> 02:46:23,329 Sis... 2900 02:46:23,342 --> 02:46:24,855 If you end the fight so soon, 2901 02:46:24,869 --> 02:46:26,875 then the emotions will simply be repressed. 2902 02:46:26,902 --> 02:46:29,362 The best way to get a fighting couple make up 2903 02:46:29,369 --> 02:46:31,468 is to let them fight and get it out of their system. 2904 02:46:31,502 --> 02:46:32,708 Reverse-reverse psychology! 2905 02:46:32,742 --> 02:46:34,735 Shut up, Sigmund Fraud. 2906 02:46:34,760 --> 02:46:35,862 He doesn't have a gift, 2907 02:46:35,895 --> 02:46:38,895 which is why he doesn't want the party to happen. Useless. 2908 02:46:39,809 --> 02:46:41,042 Let's go. 2909 02:46:43,355 --> 02:46:45,575 Not like you have a gift either. 2910 02:47:03,749 --> 02:47:05,228 Mummy, do you want water? 2911 02:47:05,482 --> 02:47:08,475 No. Don't annoy me. Leave me alone. 2912 02:47:09,269 --> 02:47:10,562 Okay. 2913 02:47:11,429 --> 02:47:13,262 Papa, do you want some water? 2914 02:47:15,135 --> 02:47:16,615 Sure? 2915 02:47:18,822 --> 02:47:19,822 Hmm? 2916 02:47:20,909 --> 02:47:22,868 Okay, I'll get some anyway. 2917 02:47:33,089 --> 02:47:35,422 They tore up the notes and threw them away. 2918 02:47:40,675 --> 02:47:42,008 Mrs. Chamoli. 2919 02:47:45,495 --> 02:47:47,388 I told Mr. Umesh so many times not to put so much ginger. 2920 02:47:47,409 --> 02:47:49,222 It gives my husband acidity. 2921 02:47:49,262 --> 02:47:53,395 But, no. "Sarla likes it. She likes it." 2922 02:47:59,888 --> 02:48:03,295 She said, "Umesh likes it." What does that mean? 2923 02:48:03,742 --> 02:48:07,048 I understand you're her husband, but this is too much love. 2924 02:48:08,395 --> 02:48:11,628 Spare a thought for us guests too. 2925 02:48:11,655 --> 02:48:14,555 I mean, we aren't here to help with vegetable prep, right? 2926 02:48:26,169 --> 02:48:28,315 No sugar, again. 2927 02:48:28,344 --> 02:48:30,235 So? You can put some in. 2928 02:48:30,260 --> 02:48:32,962 Mehta Aunty doesn't know your taste very well. 2929 02:48:38,235 --> 02:48:40,388 I offered to make it so many times. 2930 02:48:40,402 --> 02:48:42,482 But Mehta Aunty? 2931 02:48:42,542 --> 02:48:44,862 She just wouldn't listen. 2932 02:48:47,622 --> 02:48:49,208 Papa, some sugar? 2933 02:48:53,489 --> 02:48:55,695 They didn’t drink the tea. 2934 02:49:00,402 --> 02:49:03,375 -Should I just drag them both out? -Sit down. 2935 02:49:03,535 --> 02:49:05,515 Okay, can we eat the samosas at least? 2936 02:49:05,549 --> 02:49:06,549 This man, really. 2937 02:49:06,574 --> 02:49:10,093 Gulati! Bro, Mummy is so upset. 2938 02:49:10,102 --> 02:49:11,375 Papa is moping too. 2939 02:49:11,400 --> 02:49:13,886 The atmosphere in the house is funereal; it's amazing! 2940 02:49:13,915 --> 02:49:16,108 So, Jigyasa's VCR gift is cancelled? 2941 02:49:16,115 --> 02:49:17,001 Not just the VCR, 2942 02:49:17,026 --> 02:49:18,728 the whole anniversary party is cancelled! 2943 02:49:18,749 --> 02:49:19,888 Saved by a whisker. 2944 02:49:19,921 --> 02:49:22,254 Why don't you come over? There's cake. 2945 02:49:22,375 --> 02:49:24,468 Let's get the cassette repaired anyway. 2946 02:49:24,475 --> 02:49:27,608 It's the only memento from Aunty-Uncle's wedding. 2947 02:49:27,929 --> 02:49:30,048 Fine, if you really want to. 2948 02:49:33,422 --> 02:49:34,515 Hey! 2949 02:49:34,542 --> 02:49:36,235 That's a great idea! 2950 02:49:36,275 --> 02:49:37,546 -Right? -Yes. 2951 02:49:38,129 --> 02:49:41,121 Yes, but you should probably return it, Jigyasa. 2952 02:49:41,169 --> 02:49:43,202 -You'll get a refund. -Shut up. 2953 02:49:43,227 --> 02:49:45,074 This is what will lure Uncle and Aunty out. 2954 02:49:45,435 --> 02:49:46,848 Hey, why don't you go home? 2955 02:49:46,873 --> 02:49:49,128 Sis, why is she meddling in our private affairs? 2956 02:49:51,729 --> 02:49:53,582 No matter how expensive a car is, 2957 02:49:53,622 --> 02:49:55,802 it won't run without fuel. 2958 02:49:55,815 --> 02:49:57,602 Why do you want to go down the road 2959 02:49:57,622 --> 02:49:59,761 that leads to you committing fratricide at such a young age? 2960 02:50:00,042 --> 02:50:01,042 "Fratricide"? 2961 02:50:01,175 --> 02:50:03,724 Yes, when a person kills their brother. 2962 02:50:05,042 --> 02:50:07,915 As if it would be easy to kill you. 2963 02:50:08,728 --> 02:50:11,588 You'd be surprised at how easy it will seem. 2964 02:50:12,649 --> 02:50:14,329 When you find out that... 2965 02:50:14,495 --> 02:50:15,675 Momo... 2966 02:50:16,155 --> 02:50:19,618 The dog... everything splayed across the street... Gulati... 2967 02:50:20,755 --> 02:50:23,488 I just wanted to gift Papa-Mummy with... 2968 02:50:24,209 --> 02:50:27,202 Parental conflict causes childhood trauma. 2969 02:50:28,902 --> 02:50:31,728 It's all the dog and that dog Gulati's fault. 2970 02:50:31,755 --> 02:50:33,668 You were right, sister. 2971 02:50:34,182 --> 02:50:36,068 I keep bad company. 2972 02:50:41,409 --> 02:50:42,742 Hey! 2973 02:50:45,229 --> 02:50:47,348 Did they get married twice? 2974 02:50:51,442 --> 02:50:53,021 It's working! 2975 02:50:55,202 --> 02:50:57,768 Wow, Aunty looks like a movie star! 2976 02:50:58,929 --> 02:51:00,888 This is a movie star. 2977 02:51:11,589 --> 02:51:13,875 Very nice idea, sis. Very nice. 2978 02:51:14,715 --> 02:51:17,659 Jigyasa Joshi always has the most unique ideas. 2979 02:51:30,542 --> 02:51:32,402 [Sanskrit chants playing] 2980 02:51:36,215 --> 02:51:40,602 Make an oath that you will always protect her. 2981 02:51:40,635 --> 02:51:42,888 I'm afraid she will have to protect me. 2982 02:51:43,562 --> 02:51:47,048 Hold your horses. We know our vows. 2983 02:51:48,055 --> 02:51:49,708 I swear 2984 02:51:49,935 --> 02:51:52,735 that every time you want to recite a poem, 2985 02:51:52,915 --> 02:51:55,001 I will make space for it. 2986 02:51:55,642 --> 02:51:58,242 Well, I would like to recite one now. May I? 2987 02:51:58,415 --> 02:51:59,842 You may. 2988 02:52:00,789 --> 02:52:03,811 I cannot promise that Promises won't be broken 2989 02:52:04,352 --> 02:52:06,125 But I swear that 2990 02:52:06,185 --> 02:52:08,242 Every day, my love for you Will not go unspoken 2991 02:52:10,235 --> 02:52:11,588 Mmm... 2992 02:52:11,922 --> 02:52:14,168 -4/10. -That's it? 2993 02:52:15,415 --> 02:52:17,028 I swear that, 2994 02:52:17,055 --> 02:52:20,875 even if you put salt instead of sugar in the tea, 2995 02:52:20,909 --> 02:52:22,855 I will drink it with joy. 2996 02:52:23,462 --> 02:52:25,688 So, that means making the tea is my job. 2997 02:52:27,729 --> 02:52:31,302 Fine. If you displace your anger with the school kids towards me, 2998 02:52:31,362 --> 02:52:32,862 I won't take it personally. 2999 02:52:32,869 --> 02:52:35,528 But no corporal punishment, please. 3000 02:52:38,355 --> 02:52:39,995 I swear 3001 02:52:40,002 --> 02:52:43,468 I will not get too pedantic about your terrible English. 3002 02:52:44,509 --> 02:52:46,935 My English, terrible? 3003 02:52:46,949 --> 02:52:48,415 Unpossible! 3004 02:52:50,202 --> 02:52:51,855 I swear, 3005 02:52:51,862 --> 02:52:54,668 if a rift appears between us, 3006 02:52:54,775 --> 02:52:57,755 I will be the one to cross it and say sorry. 3007 02:52:57,955 --> 02:52:59,702 That concludes the marriage ceremony. 3008 02:52:59,709 --> 02:53:02,575 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 3009 02:53:12,022 --> 02:53:13,962 I'm sorry. 3010 02:53:18,442 --> 02:53:19,835 It's all right. 3011 02:53:24,402 --> 02:53:27,668 -Happy anniversary! -Happy anniversary! 3012 02:53:31,702 --> 02:53:35,202 -Who's idea was this, uh, Jigyasa-- -Papa, actually... 3013 02:53:38,989 --> 02:53:42,562 Like every year, this gift is from Naman and myself. 3014 02:53:44,242 --> 02:53:45,315 Yes, Mummy. 3015 02:53:45,322 --> 02:53:47,728 It was my idea, and Jigyasa ordered the VCR. 3016 02:53:48,255 --> 02:53:53,508 I see... But those who forgot wouldn't have any gifts, right? 3017 02:53:57,542 --> 02:54:00,028 -Yes, the top was orange. -Hmm. 3018 02:54:00,209 --> 02:54:02,462 -The bangles were green. -Yes. 3019 02:54:02,682 --> 02:54:05,548 But I made eggplant fritters, not onion. 3020 02:54:06,089 --> 02:54:08,012 -Is that so? -Hmm. 3021 02:54:08,185 --> 02:54:10,938 Sarla Joshi doesn't forget a thing. 3022 02:54:12,348 --> 02:54:15,695 All right. I will get ready for the other party, okay? 3023 02:54:17,828 --> 02:54:19,168 The other party? 3024 02:54:25,269 --> 02:54:28,155 Riding out of here on that second-hand scooter... 3025 02:54:28,189 --> 02:54:29,895 man, you'll look like such a dumbass. 3026 02:54:29,941 --> 02:54:32,007 Jiggy, you didn't just pass your college exams, 3027 02:54:32,032 --> 02:54:34,215 you passed your middle class too! 3028 02:54:36,935 --> 02:54:38,422 What do you think? 3029 02:54:38,562 --> 02:54:39,602 It's amazing. 3030 02:54:48,755 --> 02:54:50,935 I wanted the nameplate installed today 3031 02:54:50,949 --> 02:54:53,335 so that all the work would be officially over 3032 02:54:53,553 --> 02:54:56,842 and I could present you with the house keys. 3033 02:54:59,235 --> 02:55:01,315 Happy marriage anniversary. 3034 02:55:05,189 --> 02:55:07,228 Happy anniversary! 3035 02:55:09,841 --> 02:55:11,754 Can you all believe this? 3036 02:55:11,775 --> 02:55:16,488 Husband and wife both spending all day trying to surprise the other! 3037 02:55:16,522 --> 02:55:18,828 But we already knew! 3038 02:55:18,849 --> 02:55:20,461 -You did? -Of course. 3039 02:55:20,509 --> 02:55:22,808 Sarla planned everything a week ago. 3040 02:55:22,829 --> 02:55:24,655 It was you who put a spanner in the works 3041 02:55:24,680 --> 02:55:26,635 by making your plan last minute. 3042 02:55:26,669 --> 02:55:27,568 Yep. 3043 02:55:27,595 --> 02:55:31,428 Did you think I'd wear this dress for your little surprise? 3044 02:55:32,802 --> 02:55:35,035 Hey, Mr. Poet! 3045 02:55:35,129 --> 02:55:36,865 You have yet to see 3046 02:55:36,885 --> 02:55:40,198 the real surprise! 3047 02:55:40,249 --> 02:55:42,542 -"Soojan House"? -"Sujan House"? 3048 02:55:42,589 --> 02:55:43,862 Sujan House? 3049 02:55:44,374 --> 02:55:46,820 While I was sitting in that room, I thought 3050 02:55:46,969 --> 02:55:49,048 it's not such a bad name. 3051 02:55:50,122 --> 02:55:52,602 Why should we pay for your mistakes, Papa? 3052 02:55:52,655 --> 02:55:54,182 "Soojan House?" 3053 02:55:54,232 --> 02:55:54,987 Seriously, Papa! 3054 02:55:55,014 --> 02:55:56,372 What were you thinking when you picked this name 3055 02:55:56,397 --> 02:55:57,425 as your nom-de-plume anyway? 3056 02:55:57,439 --> 02:55:59,485 I'll tell you what I was thinking, okay? 3057 02:55:59,532 --> 02:56:02,538 And I wasn't the only one who chose it, we all did. 3058 02:56:05,522 --> 02:56:06,882 Listen carefully. 3059 02:56:07,702 --> 02:56:10,202 S for Sarla. 3060 02:56:11,322 --> 02:56:12,875 Umesh. 3061 02:56:12,889 --> 02:56:15,288 Jigyasa And Naman. 3062 02:56:17,215 --> 02:56:19,282 Sujan House. 3063 02:56:19,382 --> 02:56:20,942 Our house. 3064 02:56:21,448 --> 02:56:24,175 And by the way, it's "Sujan." 3065 02:56:24,195 --> 02:56:25,562 Not "Soojan." 3066 02:56:26,995 --> 02:56:29,102 Whoa, Mr. Poet! 3067 02:56:29,162 --> 02:56:32,028 This is the most meaningful house we've ever made! 3068 02:56:32,082 --> 02:56:33,808 Put it there, Mr. Pappu! 3069 02:56:33,849 --> 02:56:36,242 Okay, that's enough. Can we go inside now? 3070 02:56:36,282 --> 02:56:39,968 Of course, let me open the gate. What's the big deal? 3071 02:56:45,535 --> 02:56:48,322 Why is it that We build homes anyway? 3072 02:56:49,169 --> 02:56:51,768 Why do we feel this need For an abode? 3073 02:56:52,309 --> 02:56:54,508 You can find the answers To these questions 3074 02:56:54,529 --> 02:56:56,788 Only once you fulfil The dream itself 3075 02:56:58,335 --> 02:57:01,675 Every brick adds up To make that home 3076 02:57:02,792 --> 02:57:04,778 Which, in every way 3077 02:57:04,819 --> 02:57:07,231 We can call our own 3078 02:57:08,242 --> 02:57:11,315 Where every corner Has a story to tell 3079 02:57:13,508 --> 02:57:15,275 When you come home, tired 3080 02:57:15,315 --> 02:57:17,495 Here is a place you can dwell 3081 02:57:20,429 --> 02:57:24,415 Where every problem in the world Seems small 3082 02:57:24,955 --> 02:57:26,949 Memories are made here 3083 02:57:26,982 --> 02:57:30,048 With family, friends And neighbours all 3084 02:57:31,129 --> 02:57:34,255 Where the stairs Lead up to happiness 3085 02:57:36,442 --> 02:57:40,262 And lay bare everything That is unspoken 3086 02:57:41,835 --> 02:57:44,975 Where everyone has a favourite spot 3087 02:57:45,115 --> 02:57:47,015 Every moment peaceful 3088 02:57:47,029 --> 02:57:50,282 From deep introspection To a passing thought 3089 02:57:50,742 --> 02:57:53,335 Where every day Is a reason to celebrate 3090 02:57:53,789 --> 02:57:56,855 And on every face a smile 3091 02:58:00,669 --> 02:58:03,808 Where there are tears too 3092 02:58:03,915 --> 02:58:07,028 Of joy, more than once in a while 3093 02:58:18,055 --> 02:58:23,388 Where every day is an excuse To eat, drink and be merry 3094 02:58:26,495 --> 02:58:31,748 Where relationships Are fostered every day 3095 02:58:41,708 --> 02:58:45,014 Maybe this is why we build houses 3096 02:58:45,168 --> 02:58:49,978 Maybe this is why We need a home to call our own 3097 02:59:14,755 --> 02:59:16,622 What are you listening to? 3098 02:59:17,335 --> 02:59:18,628 Silence. 3099 02:59:19,109 --> 02:59:20,695 It's so peaceful here. 3100 02:59:21,117 --> 02:59:23,884 Whose decision was it to call it "Soojan House"? 3101 02:59:23,909 --> 02:59:25,142 -You idiots. -Grandma? 3102 02:59:25,169 --> 02:59:27,769 Why not call it an orchard or something? 3103 02:59:28,362 --> 02:59:30,695 What are you gawking at? Help me up! 3104 02:59:30,969 --> 02:59:32,548 You know my knees are weak. 3105 02:59:32,582 --> 02:59:33,795 Mummy! 3106 02:59:33,809 --> 02:59:36,048 Why am I seeing you outside a video call? 3107 02:59:36,262 --> 02:59:39,048 Oh, your sister didn't kick me out. 3108 02:59:39,073 --> 02:59:40,622 It was I who decided 3109 02:59:40,648 --> 02:59:42,848 that I will spend the last few years of my life 3110 02:59:42,869 --> 02:59:45,175 with my favourite daughter! 3111 02:59:46,695 --> 02:59:48,888 Does this room have an AC? 3112 02:59:49,349 --> 02:59:52,042 Okay. I'll need a hot cup of tea, right away. 3113 02:59:53,609 --> 02:59:55,262 Also, could someone bring my bags inside 3114 02:59:55,289 --> 02:59:58,368 so that I can unpack and finally settle in? 231204