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(waves crash)
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(bats flutter)
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(riders cheer)
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(magical music)
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(suspenseful orchestral music)
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(wolf howls)
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(suspenseful orchestral music)
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[Voiceover] Name?
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[Voiceover] Clarissa Darling.
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Sign here.
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I'm gonna need that scarf girl.
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And you're gonna have
to lose those hoops.
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Any other piercings
or body jewelry
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they can get a hold of?
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(suspenseful orchestral music)
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Mm hm.
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(buzzer buzzes)
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(bell dings)
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(door creaks)
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(siren buzzes)
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(door creaks)
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(inaudible chatter)
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Stay behind the yellow line.
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(inaudible cackles)
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(door creaks)
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(inaudible cackles)
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Hello baby, do you
like it long and hard?
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(laughs maniacally)
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I am hot and fresh for you.
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(laughs maniacally)
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Don't make eye contact.
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Get me out of here,
I'm not a whore,
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I just needed the dough.
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(chuckles)
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This way.
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Hey man, you want
to get baked man?
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(laughs boisterously)
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Hey Mary, how would you
like to get yourself sticky
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with a little cream puff?
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(laughs deviously)
(Clarissa gasps)
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Damn.
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(laughs deviously)
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I can smell your muffin!
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(Clarissa groans)
(laughs deviously)
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(electric buzzes)
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Good evening.
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I'm ok.
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(suspenseful music)
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Good evening.
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Mr. Gingerdead Man sir,
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my name is Clarissa Darling.
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May I have a word with you, sir?
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May I see your
credentials please?
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Certainly.
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(suspenseful music)
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Closer please.
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Closer.
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Still not close enough.
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That's a library card.
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Mr. Gingerded Man sir,
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I've been sent here by the FBI.
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Tell me Clarissa,
when you were running
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down the hall just now,
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that little cream puff, he
shouted something at you.
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Tell me, what did he say?
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He said,
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"I can smell your muffin."
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(Gingerdead Man inhales sharply)
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I, however, can not.
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I do however, smell
the faint undertone
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of vanilla scented skin cream,
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and that pimento loaf sandwich
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that you had for
lunch, but not today.
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I am putting
together a case study
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on just what it is that
drives you to kill sir,
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if you are willing to
cooperate in my investigation,
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the DA is willing
to cut you a deal.
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Candy Land Island.
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Just off the coast
of Lolipop Bay.
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Everyday, for three hours,
you will be permitted
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to go outside into
the fresh air.
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You will walk on the
brown sugar beach,
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you will swim in
the lemonade ocean
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under (sighs) SWAT team
surveillance of course.
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Will I now?
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Come, come Clarissa,
let's not play games.
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Do you honestly
think they can send
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some rookie in here
to try and unlock
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the complicated secrets of my
brilliant sophisticated mind?
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(farts loudly)
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(laughs gleefully)
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What are the ingredients
that drive you to kill?
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(buzzer buzzes)
Huh?
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[Voiceover] Attention
all side chief personnel,
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there's been a security breach.
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We have been infiltrated by
misguided animal activists.
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All personnel are to evacuate
the premises immediately.
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(Gingerdead Man gulps)
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(door clanks)
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Oh my God, the horror!
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What the fuck?
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(background clatters)
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(laughs evilly)
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(chuckles gleefully)
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You hippy mother fuckers
can't be up in here.
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Yo Ezekiel, release these
imprisoned creations of God.
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(club bangs)
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Yea, run chipmunk.
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Run muskrats!
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Sugar gliders be free once again
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from the horrors
of intersection.
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(glass crashes)
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Sweets for the sweet,
hey Gingerdead Man,
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there is no FBI case.
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You posses the soul
of my homeless brother
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and drove him to kill himself.
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Now I'm here to even the score
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you little half
baked piece of shit.
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No!
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[Clarissa] No!
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(gun fires)
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(giggles)
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Go be free!
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(groans vigorously)
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Oh my God!
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Look what they've done to you,
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they've shaved your body
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and your little
jelly bean buttons.
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Oh they've cut off
your noble (mumbles).
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Don't you worry, I'm
gonna get you out of here.
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(Gingerdead Man groans)
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Be free, be free little
capuchin monkey, be free.
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Run, run as fast as you can.
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No, you don't understand!
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(nose pops)
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Fuck you!
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I'll kill you...
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[Gingerdead Man]
And fuck you too!
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Do you understand
me Mr. Gingerdead Man?
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(screams painfully)
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I'll kill you if it's
the last thing I do,
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I will track you
until the end of time!
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Oh, shit!
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(screams horrified)
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(tiresome gasps)
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Gotta haul ass.
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Where am I?
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Well fuck me to tears,
looks like I'm toast.
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There he is!
(gun fires)
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[Gingerdead Man]
Mother fucker!
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This looks like fun.
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(door creaks)
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By Joe, I think we've got it!
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This sustenance time machine
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can actually send
simple food matter
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into time and space.
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Soon, hunger as we know it
will be eradicated, forever.
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Just think of it,
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a loaf of bread with an
expiration date of 100 years!
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(laugh gleefully)
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[Gingerdead Man] Too
bad your expiration date
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is right fucking now.
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(gun shots erupt)
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(laughs evilly)
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Woo!
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Open the door, you
little fucking fruitcake.
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I'm gonna knock that ass out.
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Hurry up open the
door, I can't wait
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'til I'll be able
to bust your ass.
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(Gingerdead Man groans)
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(door breaks)
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Freeze you little
fun sized fucker.
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Oh?
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Sorry brown sugar, I'm
gonna have to catch you
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some other time!
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(laughs evilly)
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(electronic swirls erupt)
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(Gingerdead Man screams)
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(upbeat rock music)
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* Run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* I'm not all mean,
I've devised a plan
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* I'm sick, I'm
whack, I'm a maniac
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* I'm touched, I'll
slides, I'll bust a cap
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* So run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* So run
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* Just run
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* I said run
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* I'm a deviant
outcast out for blood
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* Knowing the goal,
you're name is mud
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* You didn't meet,
you're ass is grass
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* I'm opening up
a can of whoop ass
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* So run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* So run
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* Just run
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* I said run
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* I'm a type O
negative sociopath
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* I'll tear your heart,
you'll feel my wrath
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* I'll run your bones
'til they run red
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* You won't fight back
'cause you'll be dead
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* So run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* So run
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* Just run
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* I said run
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* Run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* I'll take you out
with a frying pan
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* Well in my way
I'm ready to brawl
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* I'm a walking
talking wrecking ball
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* So run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* So run
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* Just run
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* I said run
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* So run
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* Yea
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* Huh
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(funky disco music)
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(electronic swooshes erupt)
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Huh?
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1976?
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You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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Well, oh, I gotta
get outta here.
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(Gingerdead Man
screams frustrated)
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What are you do?
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(gasps)
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Look out, look out!
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(chatters painfully)
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(inhales sharply)
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Oh yea.
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(inhales sharply)
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Oh yea!
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Snowball!
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Hey everybody, it's
time to switch it up!
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Change partners!
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(funky disco music)
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Looking good PJ!
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[Voiceover] Hey classy lady!
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Oh yea, taking shit!
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Hey, where are you going?
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Huh?
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Oh, pussy!
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(funky disco music)
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That twirls Epstien,
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he's gonna skate in
the Olympics some day.
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How do you know that?
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Shut up Pickles!
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He's waiting to ask Tammy
Pimento to marry him
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until he wins a gold medal,
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then he's gonna melt
the gold medal down
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and make two matching rings,
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so they can have a
white wedding on wheels.
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Oh God, I'm gonna puke!
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[Little Girl] Oh
shut up Pickles!
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Oh, all right,
enough, get away!
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Such a freaking fox.
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Duh!
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I mean, why else do you think
I'd be reigning roller queen
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for four years in a row?
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Are you ready to bring home
another crown tonight baby?
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[Woman] What do you think?
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I think...
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I'd like to peel off
those satin pants
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and ball you in the
back of my Trans AM.
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Ugh back off Epstein.
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[Epstein] Come on, you
know you're my best girl.
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Give me some loving.
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Whatever...
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you'll get your rocks
off after I get my title.
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Tonight, it's my night.
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And none of these
little rink rats
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are gonna take my
crown away from me.
270
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:14,895
Well then I better make sure
271
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,396
you get what's rightfully yours.
272
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,498
If I do, then...
273
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:20,868
well.
274
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,469
(giggles alluringly)
275
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,771
(upbeat disco music)
276
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,738
Cunt!
277
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,277
Attention skaters!
278
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:35,348
Welcome to the fourth annual
Roller Boogie Queen Contest
279
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,717
here at Trixie's Roller Land.
280
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,752
(crowd cheers)
281
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,289
Is everybody getting down
and having a good time?
282
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,324
(crowd cheers)
283
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,527
Get out on the rink and
show us it's done Trixie!
284
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,996
(crowd cheers)
285
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,931
Oh children, I
think it's no secret
286
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,500
that my skating days
have come and gone.
287
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,637
And sadly, so have all of yours.
288
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,908
(crowd protests confused)
289
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,642
Coincidentally, on this day
290
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,711
of great roller
boogie celebration,
291
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:08,648
I have received a telegram
from the county tax commission.
292
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,784
There is a balance of
back property taxes
293
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,254
that is going to result
in me closing the doors
294
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,056
of the roller disco.
295
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,826
Uncle Sam can't kill disco!
296
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,194
(crowd yells agreeably)
297
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,363
We're not gonna
let a few back taxes
298
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,265
shut this place down!
299
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,433
(crowd yells agreeably)
300
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,935
You're right!
301
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:31,704
It would take exactly
$85,000 for that to happen.
302
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,040
Well if we all work together,
303
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,141
maybe we could raise the dough
304
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,308
and pay for it ourselves?
305
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,444
(crowd shouts agreeably)
306
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,946
I know!
307
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,814
Maybe we can hold a roller
disco bikini car wash
308
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,483
in the parking lot tonight!
309
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,085
(crowd cheers)
310
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,087
Oh, that'll help.
311
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,388
Oh, oh, oh, I know!
312
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,623
We could have a roller
boogie bake sale!
313
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,994
(crowd cheers agreeably)
314
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,996
Surrounded by idiots!
315
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,598
Bake sale, here we go again!
316
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,133
Whoa!
317
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,570
Please, while I appreciate
your generous selflessness,
318
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,306
there's nothing I can do.
319
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,441
Let's just turn those
frowns upside down
320
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,310
and keep on trucking!
321
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:14,814
(crowd cheers)
322
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,183
Little Angel!
323
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,417
Huh?
324
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,586
Get that mirror ball
spinning white hot!
325
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,222
If this is gonna be the
final roller boogie contest,
326
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,391
let's make it the best one ever!
327
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,792
(crowd cheers)
328
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,996
Oh, and one more thing
before the festivities begin.
329
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,597
I'd like to introduce you all,
330
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,666
to my pride and joy,
331
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,003
my lovely niece Cherry.
332
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,370
She's come here
to help me pack up
333
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,306
what's left of my dream.
334
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,175
Please embrace her and
make her feel welcome,
335
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:45,012
she's all I've got
left in this world.
336
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,247
Say hi Cherry, don't be shy.
337
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,249
Hello.
338
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,385
(crowd greetings erupt)
339
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,421
Isn't she a delight?
340
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,123
Nerd!
341
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,225
(light shatters)
342
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,128
(ominous music)
343
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,233
And don't forget
to cast your votes
344
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,268
for the final
roller boogie queen
345
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,838
with our very own rink
manager, Miss Ingrid Harshman.
346
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,941
(crowd cheers)
347
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,277
Now let's roller boogie!
348
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,080
(crowd cheers)
349
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:25,085
(funky disco music)
350
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,494
(eerie violins snap)
351
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:41,501
(funky disco music)
352
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,572
(laughs boisterously)
353
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,076
(groans frustratedly)
354
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:52,612
Come on, why isn't this
stupid fucking thing working?
355
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,347
Get me the fuck outta here!
356
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,648
Oh come on!
357
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,417
(whimpers frustratedly)
358
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,785
Dynamite!
359
00:16:58,785 --> 00:16:59,586
Huh?
360
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,787
Asshole!
361
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,859
Of all the shithead
decades to get stranded in.
362
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:12,865
(funky disco music)
363
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:21,208
DJoreen, Sandy, it's
time for the big car wash!
364
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,742
Oh ok Connie!
365
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,244
We're gonna do what?
366
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,245
(girls squeal)
367
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,746
I'm gonna get you both wet!
368
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,880
(girls squeal)
369
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,815
Oh, whoa!
370
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,517
I'm gonna hose some hoes!
371
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,453
(girls squeal gleefully)
372
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,155
(groans pleasurably)
373
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,529
Nice rack!
374
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,164
Well as long as
I'm stranded here,
375
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,399
might as well roll a few heads!
376
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,600
Woo hoo!
377
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,239
Where's the cigarette machine?
378
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,910
Hey Peaches, happy last
night of Boogie Land.
379
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,646
Right back at your Peej!
380
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,349
Oh my God, Tux look!
381
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,550
What?
382
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,285
My mood ring, it says
that something epic
383
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,787
is gonna happen tonight
that I'm never gonna forget.
384
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,490
Duh!
385
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,159
What's that?
386
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,194
I call it Tux's
magical trail mix.
387
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:18,030
Shrooms, loods, acid, ecstasy,
bennies, and nose candy,
388
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,167
if we gotta say
goodbye to Boogie Land,
389
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,169
I say we cannonball
it to the max.
390
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,570
Count me in!
391
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,372
Ok, what should we
start with first?
392
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,275
How about a couple of these?
393
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,412
Let's get it on.
394
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,350
(chuckles)
395
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,653
(laughs playfully)
396
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:45,658
(upbeat disco music)
397
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,496
Randy.
398
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,265
Randy, this is my
precious niece.
399
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,667
She'll be helping us
close the place this week
400
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,637
and I thought maybe you
might show her around.
401
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,439
Sure thing.
402
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,341
Hi, I'm Randy.
403
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,212
She's Cherry, and I'd
like her to stay that way,
404
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,979
so if it's not too much trouble.
405
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,916
Yea, yea no problem.
406
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,685
I was gonna take a
break in a minute
407
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,454
and I was wanting to know
408
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,489
if you wanted to go for
a spin around the rink.
409
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:21,228
Oh no, Cherry isn't interested
in skating, are you dear?
410
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,662
Oh, she'll leave that to you.
411
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,231
Well, maybe, I think I...
412
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,765
Now, now, you're far too
clumsy for that my dear.
413
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,868
She's got a one way ticket to
becoming a dental hygienist,
414
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:29,869
don't you?
415
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,003
I don't know, I think...
416
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,239
Molars not rollers!
417
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,240
If I could just...
418
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,241
Drills not thrills.
419
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,242
But I just want...
420
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,243
Cavities not depravities.
421
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,444
Ok.
422
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,279
All right then,
that's settled.
423
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,480
I don't think it
would be a problem.
424
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,648
No skating!
425
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,317
(chuckles)
426
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,619
Oh, I will be in
my office packing
427
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,621
if you kids need anything.
428
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,692
Remember...
429
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,263
- No skating.
- [Randy] No skating.
430
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,265
Promise?
431
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,599
Yes Aunt Trixie.
432
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,272
You two have a
wonderful night.
433
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,875
(suspenseful violin notes)
434
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,649
Ah come on, how about just
a quick spin around the rink?
435
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,286
Are you crazy, I couldn't.
436
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,953
You heard her.
437
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,722
Besides, I don't even
know how to skate.
438
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,656
Yeehaw!
439
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,524
There he is!
440
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,792
What?
441
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,226
That little man, he
was right over there.
442
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,663
Little man?
443
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,098
Yes, he was
running right over...
444
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,837
There couldn't possibly
be a little man
445
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,339
running around in
here could there?
446
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,073
Maybe I'm...
447
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,675
a little more jet
lagged than I thought.
448
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,012
I know what it is.
449
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,314
You do?
450
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:48,581
Yea, you just need to
blow off a little steam.
451
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,982
Here come on, I'll
show you, it's easy.
452
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,551
I'd better not.
453
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,087
Look how crowded
the dance floor is.
454
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,191
She'll never even see you.
455
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,860
Really?
456
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:05,798
(funky disco music)
457
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,801
Come with me.
458
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:15,174
(funky disco music)
459
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,721
Oh stop Sandy, you're
getting me all wet!
460
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,392
You know you
love it foxy lady!
461
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,695
(girls squeal)
462
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,400
Washing cars is fun!
463
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,435
Oh yea!
464
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,136
Oh let's do this.
465
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,139
(girls squealing delighfully)
466
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,076
(groans satisfactorily)
467
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,684
And after that, I'm
gonna buy 10 pet rocks
468
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,386
and Shetland pony named Bear,
469
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,954
then I'm gonna marry
a Bay City Roller.
470
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,756
Those guys are fags.
471
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,494
You ever say that
again, you can forget
472
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,762
watching me compete in the
battle of the network stars
473
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,631
when I'm a famous actress.
474
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,566
Ok, I'm sorry.
475
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,638
Can I ask you a question?
476
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,106
What?
477
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,974
Do you ever think we're
gonna be able to skate
478
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,176
without this stupid railing.
479
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,545
Of course we will.
480
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,213
A digital calculator?
481
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,816
We've been coming
here all summer.
482
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,151
Seems like we would've
learned something by now.
483
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,787
Be patient Pickles,
we're not gonna become
484
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,723
championship skaters over night.
485
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,425
We'll make our mark.
486
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:41,661
Everybody gets their turn
underneath the disco ball.
487
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:45,932
(electronic pulses swoosh)
488
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:50,437
(kids scream)
489
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:58,578
(upbeat disco music)
490
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,081
(Gingerdead Man chuckles)
491
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,216
Wrong exit baby!
492
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,652
You're soaking it in.
493
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:09,789
Huh?
494
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,793
Danger, hydro...
495
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,695
hydrochloric acid?
496
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,465
You bitches look so
hot, I almost can't do
497
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,299
what I know I'm about to do.
498
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:24,236
(laughs evilly)
499
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,508
Almost!
500
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:33,480
(upbeat disco music)
501
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,285
Here come with me.
502
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:42,121
I can't, we shouldn't
be doing this.
503
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,556
Take my hand.
504
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,692
You can do this, all right,
you should be dancing.
505
00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:47,159
But my aunt!
506
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,965
Take a chance on me.
507
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:58,838
(funky disco music)
508
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:16,122
Oh my God, Tammy you
look so beautiful tonight.
509
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,525
I've never seen
anybody skate like you.
510
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,092
Fuck off lady.
511
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:25,031
(funky disco music)
512
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,927
(all cheer)
513
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:01,734
(jazzy disco music)
514
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,636
(girls squeal delightfully)
515
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,771
That's it!
516
00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:07,840
(girls giggle)
517
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,609
(ominous music)
518
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,278
(Gingerdead Man
giggles maniacally)
519
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:16,883
(girls squeal delightfully)
520
00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:20,319
How much money have we raised?
521
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:21,954
Oh let me check.
522
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,395
$2!
523
00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,362
What?
524
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,599
How many cars have we washed?
525
00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:33,432
One!
526
00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:35,067
Yea and it's Trixie's!
527
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:39,005
(girls laugh gleefully)
528
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,476
Some hose for the hoes.
529
00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:46,913
(laughs maniacally)
530
00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:52,351
That's it, let it wash over you.
531
00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:55,922
(girls squeal delightfully)
532
00:25:55,922 --> 00:26:00,026
(ominous music)
533
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:05,297
(Gingerdead Man cackles evilly)
534
00:26:09,368 --> 00:26:14,373
(girls scream painfully)
535
00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:18,811
Great job!
536
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:20,012
Did I ok?
537
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,213
Heck yea, you're
a super freak.
538
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,782
Thanks.
539
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,516
I'm gonna grab us a
couple cold Shastas.
540
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,517
Ok.
541
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:28,821
[Voiceover] Woo, woo!
542
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:31,423
Way to go!
543
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,559
Yea, talk about
your fast learners.
544
00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:34,493
Thanks.
545
00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:35,161
I'm Coco.
546
00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:36,162
And I'm Yoko.
547
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:37,196
I'm Cherry.
548
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,098
You've got the moves woman.
549
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,668
Yea, and it looks like
Randy's got his eye on you.
550
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:42,669
Me?
551
00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,037
Oh no, someone as perfect as him
552
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,239
would never go for
someone as plain as me.
553
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,474
Are you kidding?
554
00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:50,376
He's dated some real
pigs in his time.
555
00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:52,712
Um hm, you're
exactly his type.
556
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:55,481
All you need is a little
disco dust to fix you up.
557
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:56,749
What do you mean?
558
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:59,585
[Both] A roller
boogie makeover!
559
00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:01,187
Come on!
560
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,454
When we're done with
you, you'll be crowned
561
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,990
the last Roller Boogie Queen.
562
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:04,757
Really?
563
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:05,692
Uh huh.
564
00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:06,826
Maybe it's true what they say
565
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,427
about saving the best for last.
566
00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:11,097
'Bout time we got some
new blood around here.
567
00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,364
(Cherry giggles)
568
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,004
If it's new blood you want,
569
00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:20,172
well then it's new
blood you'll get.
570
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:24,410
(girls scream painfully)
571
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,846
(Gingerdead Man laughs evilly)
572
00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:30,717
(girls scream painfully)
573
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,958
(skin sizzles)
574
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:45,297
Ah, the smell of
womanhood and melting flesh.
575
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:49,135
(girls squeal gleefully)
576
00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:53,806
(upbeat disco music)
577
00:27:58,745 --> 00:27:59,746
* Uh huh
578
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:01,914
* Uh huh
579
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,016
* Uh huh
580
00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:08,387
* Uh huh
581
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,622
* Uh huh
582
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:12,925
* Uh huh
583
00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:15,094
* Uh huh
584
00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:20,332
(girls squeal joyfully)
585
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,205
You look like a
roller disco diva girl!
586
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,307
Yea, now let's go out
there and get you that crown!
587
00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,010
But my aunt...
588
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,244
We'll surprise her
with the new you.
589
00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:35,014
Now, go ahead, turn around.
590
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,685
(girls scream excitedly)
591
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:41,087
I'm a stone cold fox!
592
00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:42,621
(girls scream joyfully)
593
00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:43,622
(static buzzes)
594
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:44,791
[Yoko] What happened?
595
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,225
That was weird.
596
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,360
Hey, you guys are right,
let's get outta here
597
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,561
and go skate.
598
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,830
Ok.
599
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,031
(ominous music)
600
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:53,966
(Gingerdead Man
laughs victoriously)
601
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:55,434
Crack myself up.
602
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,806
Well better get outta here
before the fuzz gets here.
603
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:05,477
(groans with struggle)
604
00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,479
Wee!
605
00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:12,251
(trippy rock music)
606
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:16,622
Oh my God, the
colors are so colorful.
607
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,559
I'm tripping my
brains out Peaches.
608
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,294
Make love to me now.
609
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:23,329
Ok.
610
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:26,198
Maybe we shouldn't
611
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:29,836
all the melting water
color ballerinas
612
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:34,040
and flying aquatic
creatures might see us.
613
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,441
(chuckle impaired)
614
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,278
Sh, Peaches.
615
00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:41,848
I think this demon
has risen from Hell
616
00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:43,749
and it's headed
right towards us.
617
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:49,188
Let's go hide in that
magical cave over there.
618
00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:51,858
Yes, quick!
619
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,626
We gotta turn invisible first.
620
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,661
Ok.
621
00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,064
Come on.
622
00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:08,040
Oh, oh yea!
623
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,976
Coming to cop a
squat honey buns?
624
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:12,811
Who's there?
625
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,713
Oh, come on, don't be shy,
626
00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:17,416
bend over and show
me that big fat ass.
627
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,918
Where are you?
628
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,452
Take off your underpants
and strut around for me.
629
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:25,457
Oh, oh yea, pussy.
630
00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,259
I see you.
631
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:28,827
(Gingerdead Man groans)
632
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,562
you peeping Tom.
633
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,900
That's it, come
a little closer,
634
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:36,468
I got a snack cake for ya'.
635
00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:40,940
Oh, well, well, well,
what have we here.
636
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,341
Why don't you come on over here
637
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:43,442
and nibble on it for me.
638
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:44,443
(woman growls)
639
00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:46,445
(Gingerdead Man screams)
640
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,680
Let go of me you fucking cunt!
641
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,116
[Woman] Come on,
you son of a...
642
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,318
(cookie snaps)
643
00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:53,852
(screams painfully)
644
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:58,857
(celebratory orchestral music)
645
00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:21,080
(upbeat disco music)
646
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,025
You look beautiful.
647
00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:34,193
So do you.
648
00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:36,795
Skate with me?
649
00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:37,796
Uh huh.
650
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,771
Mm, I'm voting for her.
651
00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:47,974
Yea, I'm picking that cherry.
652
00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:51,410
Whoa, she cleans up real good.
653
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,979
Ow!
654
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:57,883
(slow jam music)
655
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,420
That little whore.
656
00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:40,359
(faint taps)
657
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:41,727
(mic screeches)
658
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,063
Attention everyone.
659
00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:46,632
I can't tell you how
it warms my heart
660
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:50,902
to so clearly see
you all down there
661
00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:53,472
skating and having a good time,
662
00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,809
even though some of you
made a distinct promise
663
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,279
that you would not.
664
00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:03,049
And don't forget, you still
have five more minutes
665
00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,951
to vote for the final
Roller Boogie Queen.
666
00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:10,956
(papers rustle)
667
00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:16,695
(playful music)
668
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,864
(toilet flushes)
669
00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,307
Woo, Christ!
670
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:30,876
What's that broad
living on, sawdust?
671
00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:32,478
(groans)
672
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:34,946
I'm so busted.
673
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:38,117
I wanna thank you all
from the bottom of my heart
674
00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:42,421
for giving this old
broad a wonderful life
675
00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:47,093
and I can't wait to see
what's in store for all of you
676
00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:50,896
once the music finally ends.
677
00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:55,534
Cherry Wright to the
management office please.
678
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:59,338
Cherry Wright to the
management office.
679
00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,439
She saw me!
680
00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,108
You're all right.
681
00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:06,978
(tense music)
682
00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:14,920
(trippy rock music)
683
00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:26,132
The walls are throbbing.
684
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,468
So am I butterfly.
685
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:38,610
(moans pleasurably)
686
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:42,781
(trippy rock music)
687
00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:08,039
(ominous music)
688
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,208
[Gingerdead Man] Huh?
689
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:13,312
Oh!
690
00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:16,548
(cackles ominously)
(suspenseful music)
691
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:29,628
(grunts with struggle)
692
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:30,962
Oh fuck.
693
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,537
Nice view!
694
00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:48,013
(laughs evilly)
695
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:50,115
Woo hoo!
696
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:55,120
(upbeat disco music)
697
00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:03,061
* I'm gonna disco you to death
698
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,332
* Kiss you at the moment
699
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,733
(knocks at door)
700
00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:11,370
Yes?
701
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,005
You wanted to see me?
702
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,609
My, my, my don't
we look festive.
703
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,446
The roller girls
gave me a makeover.
704
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:23,114
Well, aren't they
the lucky ones.
705
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,050
Sit.
706
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:35,261
(grunts pleasurably)
707
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:39,064
It's synergy baby, come
on hammer me, hammer me, oh!
708
00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:44,770
(grunts pleasurably)
709
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,374
What the hell are
you two doing in here?
710
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:51,009
Hi.
711
00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:54,313
Yea, real high.
712
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:59,285
(trippy rock music)
713
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,854
You're sexy.
714
00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:05,591
Yea.
715
00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:06,958
What's up stud?
716
00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:11,297
Looks like you two
could use some company.
717
00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:13,932
Yea, come join us.
718
00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:21,673
(groans pleasurably)
719
00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:24,843
Oh yea, take it!
720
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:28,647
Oh God, and I
thought I was vile.
721
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:31,783
So, you think you can defy me
722
00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:34,753
by painting yourself up
like a shameless trollop
723
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:38,189
and going out there and
making me look like a fool.
724
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,791
I'm not a trollop Aunt Trixie,
725
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,727
I was just skating.
726
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:43,762
Just skating?
727
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,464
Just skating?
728
00:37:45,464 --> 00:37:48,334
Need I remind you that
you're sitting there
729
00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:50,402
talking to a woman whose pelvis
730
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:53,339
is held together with
a screw and duct tape
731
00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:55,741
because she was just skating.
732
00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:57,409
You're a hypocrite!
733
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,744
If you hate skating so much,
734
00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:00,245
then why do you own
a roller boogie?
735
00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:03,649
Why you little bitch!
736
00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,050
(Cheery yelps)
737
00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:07,586
(women grunt)
738
00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,855
Listen to me, they're
all gonna laugh at you.
739
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,790
They're all gonna laugh at you.
740
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:13,759
(Cheery yelps)
741
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:17,663
(women grunt)
742
00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:19,365
(groans pleasurably)
743
00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:21,533
Oh boy, if I had a
cock, I'd join in on that.
744
00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:30,842
Oh yea, yea.
745
00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:32,378
Looks like everybody around here
746
00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,845
is looking to get nailed.
747
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,415
(groans pleasurably)
748
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:39,050
I think I can acomodate
them with that.
749
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,553
Yea that's it boys, hammer me!
750
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:44,055
Hammer me!
751
00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:45,957
Your wish is my command!
752
00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:47,125
Huh?
753
00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:50,996
(nail gun fire erupts)
(laughs evilly)
754
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,631
Bye bye!
755
00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:57,403
(laughs evilly)
756
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,417
If you build it, they will come!
757
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:15,787
Oh baby, I'm so high,
I can't feel my arm.
758
00:39:17,423 --> 00:39:18,690
Feels so good.
759
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,426
[Gingerdead Man] Suck on this!
760
00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:22,193
(laughs evilly)
761
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,262
(women groan with struggle)
762
00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:25,196
[Cherry] You bitch!
763
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,038
(yelps out painfully)
764
00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:39,110
Why do you hate skating so much?
765
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:40,078
What?
766
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,751
(harp music)
767
00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:47,686
It was 1941.
768
00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:51,122
FDR was in office and the
Japs were on a rampage
769
00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:53,058
through out the Pacific.
770
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,860
While our boys had
gone off to war
771
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,327
to fight the good fight,
772
00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:59,531
we girls stayed home
and did our best.
773
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:01,199
I'd been skating since I was kid
774
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:04,335
and I found myself more
comfortable on wheels
775
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,772
than I was on my own two feet.
776
00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,574
It was about that time
the circus came to town,
777
00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:12,978
and I found myself barrel
jumping to make ends meat
778
00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:14,646
I was an instant senstation.
779
00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:17,282
Before I knew it I
landed in the USO
780
00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:19,150
performing for the troops.
781
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:22,120
The boys loved me,
especially FDR himself,
782
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,557
who invited me to a
special sunrise performance
783
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:28,460
in Oahu, Hawaii.
784
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:30,028
Everything was in place.
785
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,931
It was standing room only.
786
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,533
The sun began to rise behind me
787
00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,201
as I took my position.
788
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:39,137
The crowd went berserk,
they were chanting my name
789
00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,640
over and over as I
took a running start
790
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,142
and launched myself in the air.
791
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,410
(planes buzz)
792
00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:48,714
It was about that time
the first bomb hit.
793
00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:51,149
The barrels scattered
as hurled myself
794
00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:52,684
across the marble patio.
795
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,287
And as I laid there
looking up all I could see
796
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,724
were the Japanese
zeros flying overhead.
797
00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,294
I hit the ground like
a bag of wet cement,
798
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,297
shattering my pelvis
along with the dream
799
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,600
of a mighty nation.
800
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,301
(harps play)
801
00:41:11,537 --> 00:41:13,271
What are you saying?
802
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:16,407
I'm saying that had I not
been performing that morning,
803
00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:21,412
December 7, 1941, every
last one of those sailors
804
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,115
would've been manning
their battle stations
805
00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:28,053
and Pearl Harbor never
would have happened.
806
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:33,592
So you see, that's why
you can't skate Cherry.
807
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,861
Not now.
808
00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,363
Not ever.
809
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,133
I'm sorry about
your past Aunt Trixie,
810
00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:45,704
I really am, but I
found my calling.
811
00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:48,640
Your calling?
812
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:55,380
In four hours those doors
are gonna close forever.
813
00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:57,583
I think we both know
what your calling is.
814
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:00,686
Wait!
815
00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:03,789
Don't go.
816
00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:04,990
Stay!
817
00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:07,058
We'll burn that dress
and pray together.
818
00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,394
I'm skating in that roller
boogie contest Aunt Trixie.
819
00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:11,830
I'm skating, and
you can't stop me.
820
00:42:12,731 --> 00:42:13,699
Cherry!
821
00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:18,904
And I don't wanna
talk about it anymore.
822
00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:20,606
(ominous music)
823
00:42:20,606 --> 00:42:21,840
(electricity crackles)
824
00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:26,745
No problem.
825
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,015
(crowd chants)
826
00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:32,117
Do a little dance,
make alotta love,
827
00:42:32,117 --> 00:42:34,485
commit homicide tonight.
828
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:35,386
[All] Harshman!
829
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,354
Harshman!
830
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:37,422
Harshman!
831
00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:38,624
Harshman!
832
00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:39,691
Harshman!
833
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:40,826
Harshman!
834
00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:41,960
Harshman!
835
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,028
Harshman!
836
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:44,195
Harshman!
837
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,263
Harshman!
838
00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:46,464
Harshman!
839
00:42:46,464 --> 00:42:47,799
Attention skaters.
840
00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:49,000
[All] Harshman!
841
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:52,503
It's time to
announce the nominees
842
00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:57,508
for this year's Roller
Boogie Queen Contest of 1976.
843
00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:01,012
(crowd cheers)
844
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,380
Is it you Harshman?
845
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:04,983
(crowd laughs)
846
00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:06,451
Who said that?
847
00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:11,489
I'll deal with you
later buster brown.
848
00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:15,961
Where the hell is my remote?
849
00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:17,863
(groans frustrated)
850
00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:28,674
(intriguing suspenseful music)
851
00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:42,187
What?
852
00:43:43,254 --> 00:43:48,159
(suspenseful music)
853
00:44:10,548 --> 00:44:11,717
Pop goes the weasel!
854
00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:12,583
(screams frightened)
855
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:13,584
(laughs evilly)
856
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:17,022
(tense suspenseful music)
857
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,924
(screams)
858
00:44:18,924 --> 00:44:20,191
Cherry!
859
00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:22,127
You'd better get out
on the dance floor,
860
00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:23,461
you never know.
861
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:34,505
(funky disco music)
862
00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:37,208
I'd like to ask the
lovey young nominees
863
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:40,746
to please skate to the
stage to receive the honor,
864
00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:45,083
and also to accept
the complimentary
roller boogie sash,
865
00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:47,753
courtesy of
Joerski's fine meats.
866
00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:50,421
Do I look all right?
867
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:52,423
Yea, you're one how twat babe.
868
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:55,560
Our first nominee...
869
00:44:56,762 --> 00:44:59,064
is Miss Anne Morganstern.
870
00:44:59,064 --> 00:45:01,566
(crowd whoops)
871
00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:03,034
What?
872
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,104
(crowd cheers)
873
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,176
If you could step right.
874
00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:15,446
Our next nominee, Miss
Betty Sue Richards!
875
00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,182
(crowd cheesrs)
876
00:45:17,182 --> 00:45:18,483
What?
877
00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:21,486
(crowd cheers)
878
00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:24,089
That looks beautiful on you,
879
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:26,191
it's styling, step back.
880
00:45:27,826 --> 00:45:30,128
I don't think anyone's going
to be surprised at all,
881
00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:32,197
on the nomination
of this candidate.
882
00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:35,233
She's a real classy
lady, not to mention,
883
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,535
a dazzling crowd favorite,
884
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:40,438
our own little angle inside you,
885
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:43,608
the girl who's wheeled her way
886
00:45:43,608 --> 00:45:46,812
into all of our hearts,
ladies and gentlemen,
887
00:45:46,812 --> 00:45:49,815
please put your hands together
888
00:45:49,815 --> 00:45:53,118
for the lovely Cherry Wright!
889
00:45:53,118 --> 00:45:58,123
(crowd cheers enthusiastically)
890
00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:01,827
What?
891
00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:06,832
(celebratory music)
(crowd cheers)
892
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,034
Whoa!
893
00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:13,839
(audience cheers)
894
00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:18,376
Hi!
895
00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:21,579
(audience cheers)
896
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:22,647
Hi!
897
00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:30,088
Oh shit.
898
00:46:34,692 --> 00:46:37,062
Oh and four time
winner Tammy Pimento.
899
00:46:37,062 --> 00:46:40,198
(audience grumbles)
900
00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:44,135
(giggles) Go Tammy,
go Tammy, go Tammy!
901
00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:47,438
[Voiceover] You selfish bitch!
902
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:52,310
Oh gosh, I told myself
I wasn't gonna cry.
903
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:53,544
(giggles)
904
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:56,314
First, I would like to
thank my Lord and savior
905
00:46:56,314 --> 00:47:00,018
and I wanna let you all know,
it doesn't matter if I win,
906
00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:02,553
it's an honor just
to be nominated.
907
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,955
Put a sock in it Pimento.
908
00:47:03,955 --> 00:47:05,924
I will never
forget this night.
909
00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:07,658
Beat it.
910
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,660
Oh yea, that's right.
911
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,096
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to present
912
00:47:11,096 --> 00:47:14,432
our Roller Boogie
Queen court of 1976,
913
00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,902
here they are, give
'em a big hand!
914
00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:21,907
(crowd cheers)
(funky disco music)
915
00:47:47,165 --> 00:47:48,533
Congratulations!
916
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:53,238
(playful suspenseful music)
917
00:47:53,238 --> 00:47:55,706
Go over there and see
who's gonna win that contest.
918
00:47:58,776 --> 00:48:00,211
How am I supposed to do that?
919
00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:03,281
I don't care what you
have to do, just do it!
920
00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:06,017
Congratulations!
921
00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:07,285
Thanks!
922
00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:08,719
Hey can I talk to
you for a second?
923
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:09,854
Yea, sure.
924
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,792
I know you don't
know me very well,
925
00:48:14,792 --> 00:48:16,827
do I seem weird to you?
926
00:48:17,662 --> 00:48:18,964
No, why?
927
00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:22,233
I'm right.
928
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,970
I am seeing something
running around this place.
929
00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:26,137
Like what?
930
00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:28,039
(sighs)
931
00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:29,874
This is gonna
sound really stupid.
932
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,577
It's a gingerbread man.
933
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,079
(laughs skeptically)
934
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:35,580
A gingerbread man?
935
00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:43,354
(Gingerdead Man
laughs maniacally)
936
00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:47,858
Oh! Time for more fun!
937
00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:52,330
Oh, oh!
938
00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:55,233
[Cherry] He was right there.
939
00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:57,168
He?
940
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:58,569
It was.
941
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,771
It leaped out at me from
behind those boxes right there.
942
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,373
A gingerbread man?
943
00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:04,109
I believe something
jumped out at you,
944
00:49:04,109 --> 00:49:05,743
I mean maybe it was
a rat or something.
945
00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:09,014
Or maybe somebody drugged you?
946
00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:11,816
Or not?
947
00:49:11,816 --> 00:49:13,218
Ok.
948
00:49:13,218 --> 00:49:16,021
How about we both just
keep our eyes open?
949
00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:22,860
(suspenseful music)
950
00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:27,165
(laughs maniacally)
951
00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:31,036
Well that was
certainly no surprise.
952
00:49:31,036 --> 00:49:32,070
Oh!
953
00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:37,475
It's all very exciting.
954
00:49:41,046 --> 00:49:44,715
Uhm, would you excuse
me for a moment?
955
00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,484
Well certainly my dear.
956
00:49:48,053 --> 00:49:53,058
(upbeat disco music)
957
00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:21,519
(playful mysterious music)
958
00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:27,458
She's gonna win.
959
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,793
What?
960
00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:31,662
By a landslide.
961
00:50:32,897 --> 00:50:35,366
That's not possible.
962
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,537
Oh it's possible babe.
963
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:42,573
See you only got three votes,
964
00:50:42,573 --> 00:50:46,544
so counting you,
me, that means PJ's
965
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,313
the only other one
that voted for you.
966
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,249
Son of a bitch!
967
00:50:54,952 --> 00:50:56,521
That's it.
968
00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:58,055
Go get a phone book.
969
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,691
Why?
970
00:51:00,691 --> 00:51:02,860
(giggles eagerly)
971
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,862
'Cause we need
to find ourselves
972
00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:06,664
an all night pig farm.
973
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:09,600
Huh?
974
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,438
Oh!
975
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,373
(laughs nervously)
976
00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:22,213
(suspenseful music)
977
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:23,814
(man screams painfully)
978
00:51:23,814 --> 00:51:26,151
(blood squirts)
(suspenseful music)
979
00:51:26,151 --> 00:51:28,018
(laughs maniacally)
980
00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:29,387
[Voiceover] Oh my God!
981
00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:38,696
(upbeat disco music)
982
00:51:52,177 --> 00:51:54,879
Hello world, I've arrived!
983
00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:56,414
This is amazing!
984
00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:06,324
(man screams painfully)
985
00:52:06,324 --> 00:52:09,960
Help me, somebody
help me please!
986
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,531
(screams painfully)
987
00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:21,272
(upbeat disco music)
988
00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:30,515
Girl, he is so into you.
989
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:32,917
This night has really
been a dream come true.
990
00:52:36,221 --> 00:52:38,823
Uh oh, here comes
your worst nightmare.
991
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:42,026
Hey there!
992
00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:45,630
Oh my God Yoko, work it girl!
993
00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:47,598
And Coco, you look...
994
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:50,000
Just like a Newbian princess
995
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,236
Tammy Pimento!
996
00:52:51,236 --> 00:52:52,470
I'm Cherry.
997
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,339
Of course you are!
998
00:52:54,339 --> 00:52:58,643
I love your hair, you
look fabulous tonight.
999
00:52:58,643 --> 00:53:00,278
It's amazing how
popular she's become
1000
00:53:00,278 --> 00:53:02,247
since she's changed her
looks and personality.
1001
00:53:02,247 --> 00:53:03,948
Yea, she's really arrived.
1002
00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:06,384
You're such a great skater.
1003
00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:08,319
Your aunt must be
so proud of you.
1004
00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:11,155
It's just too bad
you didn't get here
1005
00:53:11,155 --> 00:53:13,123
'til the very last night.
1006
00:53:13,123 --> 00:53:14,259
Thanks.
1007
00:53:14,259 --> 00:53:15,626
May the best girl win.
1008
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,661
Good luck.
1009
00:53:19,264 --> 00:53:22,633
Good luck, you're
gonna need it, nerd.
1010
00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:28,138
Where are you going?
1011
00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:32,410
Ah, my work is done here!
1012
00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:33,878
(laughs evilly)
1013
00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:36,347
Wouldn't want the
party to end too soon.
1014
00:53:39,584 --> 00:53:42,820
Time for a little
disco genocide!
1015
00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:46,657
(upbeat disco music)
1016
00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:47,992
Hey jive turkery!
1017
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,828
It's time to crack the whip!
1018
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:55,700
(funky disco music)
1019
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,868
Better yet, let's
crack some skulls!
1020
00:53:59,103 --> 00:54:00,638
There you are.
1021
00:54:00,638 --> 00:54:02,206
I wanted to introduce you
to a couple friends of mine,
1022
00:54:02,206 --> 00:54:05,776
Tux and Peaches but I can't
seem to find them anywhere.
1023
00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:07,578
Randy!
1024
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:10,348
Have you seen Connie,
Sandy, or Doreen?
1025
00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:12,216
No?
1026
00:54:12,216 --> 00:54:13,183
Hm?
1027
00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:15,686
This is weird.
1028
00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:17,322
Where is everybody?
1029
00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:25,830
(slow somber music)
1030
00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:27,765
What are you doing?
1031
00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:29,334
I can't do this.
1032
00:54:29,334 --> 00:54:30,868
They're all gonna laugh at me.
1033
00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:32,236
What are you talking about?
1034
00:54:32,236 --> 00:54:34,605
You're all gonna laugh at me.
1035
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,774
This is a big joke on
the new girl isn't it?
1036
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,008
Joke?
1037
00:54:38,008 --> 00:54:39,143
You're one of the best
skaters I've ever seen,
1038
00:54:39,143 --> 00:54:40,144
you're a natural.
1039
00:54:40,144 --> 00:54:41,846
I'm a freak!
1040
00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:43,581
There's magic spinning
from those wheels Cherry.
1041
00:54:43,581 --> 00:54:45,616
Randy, there's something
you need to know about me.
1042
00:54:46,684 --> 00:54:47,685
I'm different.
1043
00:54:49,354 --> 00:54:50,555
Yea, you are,
1044
00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:53,591
but you got it going on.
1045
00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:55,493
I've got nothing but an
aunt with a swollen eye
1046
00:54:55,493 --> 00:54:57,127
and a broken heart.
1047
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,095
No.
1048
00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:02,667
What you have my
dear, is a gift.
1049
00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:07,672
(inspirational music)
1050
00:55:08,406 --> 00:55:12,843
(funky disco music)
1051
00:55:13,378 --> 00:55:13,978
Oh!
1052
00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:15,946
(laughs evilly)
1053
00:55:15,946 --> 00:55:17,548
Can I get a woo woo!
1054
00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:18,949
[All] Woo woo!
1055
00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:21,886
(inhales sharply)
1056
00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:24,689
Woo woo!
1057
00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:26,056
[All] Woo woo!
1058
00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:27,525
Woo woo!
1059
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:28,659
[All] Woo woo!
1060
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,227
Yea come on jive turkey...
1061
00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:33,197
This outta clear ya' out, ah!
1062
00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,399
[All] Woo woo!
1063
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,668
Woo woo!
1064
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,470
[Gingerdead Man] Oh,
there ya' go Hoover.
1065
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:46,777
(inhales sharply)
1066
00:55:46,777 --> 00:55:51,782
(suspenseful music)
1067
00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:57,287
Wait for melt baby!
1068
00:55:57,287 --> 00:56:02,292
(suspenseful music)
1069
00:56:12,336 --> 00:56:16,240
(crowd protests)
1070
00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,842
(funky disco music)
1071
00:56:17,842 --> 00:56:20,277
Uh huh, uh huh.
1072
00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:21,345
Woo woo!
1073
00:56:21,345 --> 00:56:22,179
(laughs evilly)
1074
00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:23,313
(laughs) Woo!
1075
00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:27,051
(laughs joyfully)
1076
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:32,322
Welcome to Saturday
night clever!
1077
00:56:32,322 --> 00:56:36,827
(funky disco music)
1078
00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:39,564
Man, Little Angel's really
tearing it up tonight.
1079
00:56:39,564 --> 00:56:42,467
She's like a rabid dog when
she gets in that DJ booth.
1080
00:56:44,802 --> 00:56:45,870
Cherry no.
1081
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,641
I'm sorry I let you down
Aunt Trixie, you were right.
1082
00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:54,545
Oh no my dear, I let me down.
1083
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,481
I let us all down.
1084
00:56:57,615 --> 00:57:00,117
Oh let's face it, I'm
a bitter old lush.
1085
00:57:00,117 --> 00:57:03,721
If I hadn't spent all
those drunken nights
1086
00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:07,191
up at the Indian casino, I
would still have the money
1087
00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:11,529
to pay the back taxes and this
place wouldn't be closing.
1088
00:57:11,529 --> 00:57:14,499
More importantly,
you'd have a place
1089
00:57:14,499 --> 00:57:16,601
to roller boogie forever.
1090
00:57:16,601 --> 00:57:18,035
Roller boogie?
1091
00:57:18,035 --> 00:57:18,936
But I thought...
1092
00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:19,837
Don't speak.
1093
00:57:19,837 --> 00:57:21,405
Forget what I said.
1094
00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:25,142
I was wrong Cherry,
you were right.
1095
00:57:25,142 --> 00:57:27,778
I've been a hypocrite.
1096
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:28,613
But...
1097
00:57:28,613 --> 00:57:30,347
No buts.
1098
00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:31,849
When I saw you out there,
1099
00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:34,519
I couldn't help but see
a magical reflection
1100
00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:36,821
of my former self.
1101
00:57:36,821 --> 00:57:40,825
It was as if I was
looking into a mirror,
1102
00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:43,794
well that is before
the shattered hip
1103
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,830
and the bankruptcy issues.
1104
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:47,532
Excuse me boss,
I have something...
1105
00:57:47,532 --> 00:57:48,398
Not now Ingrid.
1106
00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:49,834
But it's really important.
1107
00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,836
I said give me a second
you horrible woman.
1108
00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:53,738
I want you to put
those skates back on
1109
00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:56,574
and get out there
and win that crown,
1110
00:57:56,574 --> 00:57:58,408
not for me...
1111
00:57:58,408 --> 00:57:59,744
not for you...
1112
00:58:02,012 --> 00:58:06,350
do it for those brave boys
at the bottom of the bay.
1113
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,820
Thank you Aunt Trixie.
1114
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,356
Now get out there
and roller boogie.
1115
00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:16,661
(inspiration orchestral music)
1116
00:58:16,661 --> 00:58:17,728
Miss Wright, I...
1117
00:58:17,728 --> 00:58:19,029
Yes Ingrid!
1118
00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:20,230
What is it?
1119
00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:21,566
What could possibly
be so important?
1120
00:58:21,566 --> 00:58:23,300
You have my undivided
attention, what is it?
1121
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:25,169
I'm sorry to interrupt chief,
1122
00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:28,205
but it appears been
a triple homicide
1123
00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:30,608
in the janitor's sanctuary.
1124
00:58:30,608 --> 00:58:35,580
(suspenseful music)
1125
00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:47,758
(chuckles evilly)
1126
00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:52,963
Huh?
1127
00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:54,932
What's that queen up to?
1128
00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:59,604
(suspenseful music)
1129
00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:01,105
A wise guy!
1130
00:59:03,073 --> 00:59:04,308
(gasps horrified)
1131
00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:05,610
Oh my God!
1132
00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:08,913
Good God Ingrid!
1133
00:59:08,913 --> 00:59:13,217
What kind of monster could
commit such a massacre?
1134
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,652
It appears they were murdered
1135
00:59:14,652 --> 00:59:15,986
while participating
in some sort of
1136
00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,923
a multi generational
menage trois.
1137
00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:20,958
Yes I can see that.
1138
00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:25,630
My God, would you look
at what's left of Buzzby?
1139
00:59:27,431 --> 00:59:31,135
Sweet Jesus, he was
hung like a Clydesdale.
1140
00:59:32,637 --> 00:59:34,972
Never mind, we must alert
the authorities immediately.
1141
00:59:34,972 --> 00:59:36,306
Yes!
1142
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:37,808
And we will!
1143
00:59:37,808 --> 00:59:40,645
Just as soon as we crown the
final Roller Boogie Queen.
1144
00:59:40,645 --> 00:59:42,980
This night means the
world to my Cherry
1145
00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:45,750
and let's face it, they're
not going anywhere.
1146
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:46,984
Yea, but boss...
1147
00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:48,485
No buts.
1148
00:59:48,485 --> 00:59:50,087
We will call for a
squad car the moment
1149
00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:51,421
the winner is announced.
1150
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,257
Yes chief.
1151
00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:54,759
In the meantime,
you lock his place up
1152
00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:56,060
as tight as a drum.
1153
00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:59,830
And whatever you
do, act natural.
1154
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,434
(sighs defeated)
1155
01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:14,779
(upbeat disco music)
1156
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,118
All done!
1157
01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:22,386
Good boy.
1158
01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:25,522
Tonight, we're gonna
paint this town red.
1159
01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:26,957
With blood!
1160
01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,793
(laugh evilly)
1161
01:00:38,168 --> 01:00:41,471
(laughs evilly)
1162
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,273
Be careful now!
1163
01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,010
Attention everyone!
1164
01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:47,277
The time has come
for the crowning
1165
01:00:47,277 --> 01:00:50,114
of our final Roller
Boogie Queen.
1166
01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:53,918
Will the nominees please step
up to the stage and join us.
1167
01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:59,757
I must say that this moment
is very bittersweet for me.
1168
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,594
I hope you get it.
1169
01:01:04,594 --> 01:01:05,796
Thanks.
1170
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:09,734
Wait (mumbles)...
1171
01:01:09,734 --> 01:01:11,635
Well, there they are skaters!
1172
01:01:11,635 --> 01:01:15,439
Please give it up for
our court of 1976!
1173
01:01:15,439 --> 01:01:19,509
(crowd cheers)
(celebratory regal music)
1174
01:01:25,215 --> 01:01:27,918
Aren't they lovely?
1175
01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:29,486
Thank you Ingrid.
1176
01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:32,957
It's such a special
night for me.
1177
01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:35,225
No matter the outcome,
to go out knowing
1178
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:37,995
that my sweet Cherry
has made her way
1179
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:41,298
into the winners circle
does my old heart good.
1180
01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:44,468
(giddily squeals)
1181
01:01:44,468 --> 01:01:46,570
And now the results!
1182
01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:48,973
(cheers erupt)
1183
01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:52,342
Not only will the winner
tonight be crowned
1184
01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:56,346
by our very own lady of the
court, Miss Ingrid Harshman,
1185
01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:59,283
but she will be
awarded with a special
1186
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:03,253
fabulous gift package
containing cash and prizes
1187
01:02:03,253 --> 01:02:07,691
including a Mr. Microphone,
Ron Co's pocket fisherman,
1188
01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:10,861
a case of Gee Your
Hair Smells Terrific,
1189
01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:14,698
and a pair of delightful
rainbow toe socks.
1190
01:02:14,698 --> 01:02:16,700
Drum roll please.
1191
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:20,971
(drums roll)
1192
01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:25,976
And the winner is...
1193
01:02:28,612 --> 01:02:29,880
Cherry Wright!
1194
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,883
(cheers erupt)
1195
01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:37,654
(uplifting inspirational music)
1196
01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:42,659
(crowd cheers eagerly)
1197
01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:57,908
(suspenseful music)
1198
01:02:57,908 --> 01:03:01,846
(uplifting inspirational music)
1199
01:03:01,846 --> 01:03:06,851
(crowd cheers)
1200
01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:09,553
(suspenseful music)
1201
01:03:09,553 --> 01:03:13,490
(crowd cheers)
1202
01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:17,027
(suspenseful music)
(crowd cheers)
1203
01:04:07,912 --> 01:04:10,948
What are you doing?
1204
01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:12,449
[Randy] Did you
see what's going on?
1205
01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:13,918
No I don't see anything
except you causing trouble,
1206
01:04:13,918 --> 01:04:15,920
now get the hell outta here.
1207
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:19,356
(suspenseful music)
1208
01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:20,357
(rope snaps)
1209
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:21,358
Whoa!
1210
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:22,126
(liquid splatters)
1211
01:04:22,126 --> 01:04:23,693
(crowd gasps)
1212
01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:28,966
Yea!
1213
01:04:28,966 --> 01:04:30,000
(laugh gleefuly)
1214
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,135
Geronimo!
1215
01:04:31,135 --> 01:04:33,337
(crowd screams)
1216
01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:35,605
(Cherry screams)
1217
01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:39,076
(laughs evilly)
1218
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:41,645
Babe!
1219
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:42,746
(knife squishes)
1220
01:04:42,746 --> 01:04:47,184
(laughs maniacally)
1221
01:04:47,184 --> 01:04:48,986
Night, night!
1222
01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:51,521
(gun shots erupt)
1223
01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:54,458
Congratulations Cherry,
it's all for you!
1224
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,593
From the bowels
of hell itself.
1225
01:04:56,593 --> 01:04:59,196
It's a homicidal
confectionery treat!
1226
01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:00,664
Everybody run!
1227
01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:02,499
(gunfire erupts)
1228
01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:04,969
Run, run, run,
as fast as you can!
1229
01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:07,304
Eat me!
1230
01:05:07,304 --> 01:05:09,239
I'm Gingerdead Man
at your service
1231
01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:10,975
my bicentennial bitch!
1232
01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:12,676
I hope all you mother
fuckers are hungry,
1233
01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:14,544
'cause it's time
for you to eat lead!
1234
01:05:14,544 --> 01:05:15,212
Oh my!
1235
01:05:15,212 --> 01:05:16,046
(gunshots erupt)
1236
01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:16,780
(screams fearfully)
1237
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:17,714
(gunshots erupt)
1238
01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:20,784
(panics fearfully)
1239
01:05:20,784 --> 01:05:21,851
[Cherry] What do we do?
1240
01:05:21,851 --> 01:05:23,153
You know what to do.
1241
01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:25,889
You've always known what to do.
1242
01:05:25,889 --> 01:05:29,893
You have gifts that
go far beyond the
roller boogie, Cherry.
1243
01:05:29,893 --> 01:05:34,331
Use them now, use them as if
your life depends upon it!
1244
01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:36,400
As if it does?
1245
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,301
(gunshot erupts)
1246
01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:39,536
Son of a bitch!
1247
01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:43,607
Now Cherry, kill that bastard!
1248
01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:45,409
(suspenseful music)
1249
01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:47,011
Sleep tight you little cunt!
1250
01:05:50,214 --> 01:05:52,016
(doors slam)
1251
01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:55,052
(suspenseful music)
1252
01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:56,120
[Voiceover] There's magic
spinning from the wheels Cherry.
1253
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,023
Bring it on crazy eyes!
1254
01:05:59,023 --> 01:06:00,490
Thank you!
1255
01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:04,361
You know, I always hated
Tammy, she was such a bitch.
1256
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:07,897
I totally voted
for you, I swear.
1257
01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:09,833
(gunshot erupts)
1258
01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:13,137
Put a cork in it you whore!
1259
01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:16,573
Step right up, who's
ready for some more sugar?
1260
01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:20,410
Do something Cherry!
1261
01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:25,415
(suspenseful music)
1262
01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:30,687
Let's boogie down!
1263
01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:32,489
(electric explodes)
1264
01:06:33,757 --> 01:06:34,958
Fuck!
1265
01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:38,795
(electric static crackles)
1266
01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:42,832
(suspenseful music)
1267
01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,401
Pretty pity!
1268
01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:46,503
(laughs evilly)
1269
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:50,074
(electric crackles)
1270
01:06:57,981 --> 01:06:59,916
Disco inferno!
1271
01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:03,287
(laughs evilly)
1272
01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:05,989
How do I look?
1273
01:07:05,989 --> 01:07:07,191
So cute.
1274
01:07:07,191 --> 01:07:09,626
Oh my God, what color
lipstick is that?
1275
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:11,628
It's shocking pink.
1276
01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:12,596
[Voiceover] Can I try it?
1277
01:07:12,596 --> 01:07:13,530
Oh yea, totally.
1278
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,533
(electric current buzzes)
1279
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,102
Don't act so shocked!
1280
01:07:18,102 --> 01:07:20,104
(laughs maniacally)
1281
01:07:20,104 --> 01:07:21,705
Don't act so shocked, get it?
1282
01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:25,175
Is this a killer
night or what?
1283
01:07:25,175 --> 01:07:26,443
TGIF.
1284
01:07:28,978 --> 01:07:32,382
(laughs evilly)
1285
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:34,017
Burn baby burn!
1286
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:40,657
Bye bye!
1287
01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:43,760
(electric current sizzles)
1288
01:07:44,661 --> 01:07:46,830
Smoke if you got 'em!
1289
01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:51,168
(electric current sizzles)
1290
01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:55,572
I crack myself up!
1291
01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:59,843
(electronic current sizzles)
1292
01:08:02,146 --> 01:08:03,480
Get down!
1293
01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:12,289
(fires sizzle)
1294
01:08:12,289 --> 01:08:13,990
Suprise!
1295
01:08:15,058 --> 01:08:16,360
Don't even think of trying any
1296
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,163
of that spooky horseshit
on me honey buns.
1297
01:08:19,163 --> 01:08:23,800
Looks like this will be a
1976 you'll never forget,
1298
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,270
well that is until
I finish you off.
1299
01:08:26,270 --> 01:08:28,004
[Voiceover] Attention
Gingerdead Man,
1300
01:08:28,004 --> 01:08:30,006
hold on to your cookies!
1301
01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:31,541
Oh shit!
1302
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,342
[Randy] Freeze!
1303
01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:33,677
(screams)
1304
01:08:33,677 --> 01:08:35,245
This can't be good!
1305
01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:37,281
(electronic swooshes)
1306
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:41,985
Tina Joerski, time traveler.
1307
01:08:41,985 --> 01:08:44,688
And trusty sidekick Pickles!
1308
01:08:44,688 --> 01:08:46,590
Shut up Pickles!
1309
01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:49,726
We're back from a little
trip through time.
1310
01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:51,728
Frontways and back.
1311
01:08:51,728 --> 01:08:55,499
Yea and uh, we've seen
all the trouble you caused.
1312
01:08:55,499 --> 01:08:59,669
Oh come on kiddies, I'm just
a friendly gingerbread man.
1313
01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:02,572
I wouldn't hurt a flea, now
give me back my water pistol.
1314
01:09:02,572 --> 01:09:04,040
Sit on it you cookie creep.
1315
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,074
Oh shit.
1316
01:09:05,074 --> 01:09:06,543
Fun time is over.
1317
01:09:06,543 --> 01:09:09,879
We brought back a few friends
to help even the score.
1318
01:09:09,879 --> 01:09:12,282
Well bring it on you
little butt biscuit.
1319
01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:14,818
When I'm done with you,
I'll give you a tummy ache
1320
01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:16,920
that'll be legendary
even in hell.
1321
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,322
We'll see about that.
1322
01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:21,225
Gingerdead Man, meet...
1323
01:09:21,225 --> 01:09:23,760
(electronic current buzzes)
1324
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,295
(uplifting inspiration music)
1325
01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:27,030
Adolf Hitler.
1326
01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:29,366
(speaks foreign language)
1327
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,001
(gulps)
1328
01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:34,338
Charles Manson.
1329
01:09:34,338 --> 01:09:35,839
(electronic swooshes)
1330
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:37,874
Let's do something witchy!
1331
01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:39,243
Uh oh!
1332
01:09:39,243 --> 01:09:40,844
Jeffrey Dahmer.
1333
01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:43,547
(electronic air swooshes)
1334
01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:46,082
What's for supper?
1335
01:09:46,082 --> 01:09:47,951
Holy...
1336
01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:50,019
And Lizzy Borden.
1337
01:09:51,455 --> 01:09:53,257
(electronic air swooshes)
1338
01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:56,125
Might I axe what year it is?
1339
01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:58,728
(electronic swooshes)
1340
01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:02,098
And you do remember me,
Mr. Gingerdead Man sir?
1341
01:10:02,098 --> 01:10:05,969
Clarissa Darling
here, and sorry,
1342
01:10:05,969 --> 01:10:09,205
but none of us saved
room for dessert.
1343
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,508
(clears throat)
How could I forget?
1344
01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:13,209
It's time for you to go home,
1345
01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:16,513
you crummy little bastard.
1346
01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:17,547
Check please!
1347
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:18,515
(tense powerful music)
1348
01:10:18,515 --> 01:10:19,749
Kill him!
1349
01:10:19,749 --> 01:10:22,018
Now slow down, I can
explain everything.
1350
01:10:22,018 --> 01:10:25,221
You see my daddy didn't
hug me when I was little.
1351
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,423
Oh no, what are you doing?
1352
01:10:26,423 --> 01:10:29,025
Oh no you assholes,
I'm warning you.
1353
01:10:29,025 --> 01:10:31,928
I'm warning you
bastards, put me down!
1354
01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:33,797
This is an outrage!
1355
01:10:33,797 --> 01:10:38,034
(protests fearfully)
1356
01:10:38,034 --> 01:10:40,036
I'm in the union,
I'm in the union!
1357
01:10:40,036 --> 01:10:43,139
Put me down, put me down!
1358
01:10:43,139 --> 01:10:46,242
No, no! Ah!
1359
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:49,746
(screams painfully)
1360
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,014
Yes.
1361
01:10:51,014 --> 01:10:55,084
(scream painfully)
1362
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,085
[Gingerdead Man] Cookie Jar?
1363
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,587
Not the cookie jar!
1364
01:10:57,587 --> 01:11:02,125
(screams panicked)
1365
01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:15,772
I'll see you all in hell!
1366
01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:19,142
[Little Girl] We did it!
1367
01:11:19,142 --> 01:11:20,076
You did!
1368
01:11:20,076 --> 01:11:21,578
You all did!
1369
01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:23,547
And I wanna thank
you all so very much
1370
01:11:23,547 --> 01:11:26,115
for saving the
day, well sort of.
1371
01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,817
I mean, it would've been
nice if you could've arrived
1372
01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:29,252
a little earlier.
1373
01:11:31,455 --> 01:11:33,357
Uhm, excuse me Miss Wright?
1374
01:11:33,357 --> 01:11:34,658
Yes dear child?
1375
01:11:34,658 --> 01:11:36,760
Don't forget, we
have a time machine.
1376
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:37,494
But...
1377
01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:38,762
No buts.
1378
01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:40,464
I just went back in time
and warned Miss Darling
1379
01:11:40,464 --> 01:11:41,731
what was about to happen,
1380
01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:43,800
so the Gingerdead
Man never escaped.
1381
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,802
And none of this
ever happened!
1382
01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:48,472
(all cheer)
1383
01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:50,607
(sparkles twinkle)
1384
01:11:50,607 --> 01:11:55,545
(uplifting inspirational
orchestral music)
1385
01:11:55,545 --> 01:11:57,881
(crowd cheers)
1386
01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:01,284
And by the way...
1387
01:12:01,284 --> 01:12:02,552
What's this?
1388
01:12:02,552 --> 01:12:03,987
A lottery ticket.
1389
01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:06,122
On the way back, we
checked tomorrow's newspaper.
1390
01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:08,825
Congratulations, you
are a millionaire!
1391
01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:10,694
And Roller Boogie
Land is safe!
1392
01:12:10,694 --> 01:12:14,898
(crowd cheers)
1393
01:12:14,898 --> 01:12:17,834
And disco will live forever!
1394
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:19,202
Sure it will!
1395
01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:23,272
(crowd cheers)
1396
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:31,948
Let's roller boogie!
1397
01:12:31,948 --> 01:12:33,650
(crowd cheers)
1398
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:38,488
(upbeat disco music)
1399
01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:19,596
(air swooshes)
1400
01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:21,931
See, I told you
everyone gets their turn
1401
01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:23,667
underneath the mirror ball.
1402
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:26,903
Mind if I hitch a ride?
1403
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:29,539
But Aunt Trixie,
we need you here.
1404
01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:32,476
This is all yours
now sweet Cherry.
1405
01:13:32,476 --> 01:13:34,578
[Randy] Where are you going?
1406
01:13:34,578 --> 01:13:39,549
I have a little unfinished
business back in 1941.
1407
01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:43,687
Goodbye Aunt Trixie,
1408
01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:45,622
I'll never forget you.
1409
01:13:47,356 --> 01:13:51,528
Take care of each other,
and stay away from sweets.
1410
01:13:51,528 --> 01:13:52,996
Aloha everyone!
1411
01:13:52,996 --> 01:13:55,565
[All] Aloha!
1412
01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:56,833
[Little Girl] All
right everybody,
1413
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:58,067
you ready to go back home?
1414
01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,402
(air swooshes)
1415
01:13:59,402 --> 01:14:00,737
And behave yourselves!
1416
01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:01,938
Wee!
1417
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:04,508
(laughs boisterously)
1418
01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:07,143
Calabunga!
1419
01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:10,113
(speaks foreign language)
1420
01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:12,215
Yea!
1421
01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:13,917
Peace out mother fucker!
1422
01:14:15,719 --> 01:14:17,053
Aloha!
1423
01:14:17,053 --> 01:14:21,190
(upbeat triumphant music)
1424
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:32,301
(funky disco music)
1425
01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:39,676
(Gingerdead Man cackles evilly)
1426
01:16:12,702 --> 01:16:17,674
(funky disco music)
1427
01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:24,714
* I'm going to
disco you to death
1428
01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:31,254
* Kiss you at the moment
of your final breath
1429
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:34,223
* You're gonna
disco 'til you die
1430
01:16:35,725 --> 01:16:39,963
* 1,000 youths in the disco
ball each one asking why
1431
01:16:50,774 --> 01:16:53,309
* This is your last dance ever
1432
01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:59,916
* Grooving in your satin pants,
you're gonna live forever
1433
01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,818
* Come on disco baby
1434
01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:04,420
* Let's cut the rug
1435
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:08,591
* Trip the light, fantastic,
'til the room is red with blood
1436
01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:12,261
* I'm gonna disco you to death
1437
01:17:13,763 --> 01:17:18,768
* It's 1970 something so
it's coke instead of meth
1438
01:17:19,903 --> 01:17:21,805
* You're gonna
disco 'til you drop
1439
01:17:23,206 --> 01:17:25,241
* You're heart's been overheated
1440
01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:27,310
* But that's finally gonna pop
1441
01:17:28,377 --> 01:17:30,313
* Listen to your heart pump
1442
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:32,215
* As we do the bump
1443
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,018
* Dig that bass guitar from
1444
01:17:35,018 --> 01:17:37,520
* Get up off your rump
1445
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:38,487
* If looks could kill
1446
01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:39,756
* You'd dance until
1447
01:17:39,756 --> 01:17:42,125
* My eyes cut like a knife
1448
01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:44,593
* And leave you on
the dance floor crying
1449
01:17:44,593 --> 01:17:47,330
* Begging for your life
1450
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:50,199
* I'm gonna disco you to death
1451
01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:56,773
* Kiss you at the moment
of your final breath
1452
01:17:57,941 --> 01:17:59,809
* You're gonna
disco 'til you die
1453
01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:06,182
* 1,000 youths in the disco
ball each on asking why
1454
01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,416
* Disco
1455
01:18:08,351 --> 01:18:09,786
* Death
89046
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