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Missed a comma there, Sam.
Thank you.
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SASAPPIS:
I think you're gonna want
an apostrophe there.
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I mean, does she not see
the squiggly red line?
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Um... (chuckles)
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Hello, Flower. It is,
uh, me, Thorfinn.
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Uh, could I talk to you
in the other room?
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Well, no, 'cause
I'm in this room. Duh.
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Thor, we're gonna
find out anything
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you have to say anyway,
so just go ahead.
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(clearing throat):
Okay, well,
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you remember the other day
when you said you would go on
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one-on-one date with me?
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I was wondering...
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if you still want to.
Wow.
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It's been a long time
since I was on
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a regular two-person date.
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I used to go on a lot of
three-person dates, some four.
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There was one date I don't have
a totally accurate number for,
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but it was however many people
could fit in a VW Bus.
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Look, Flower,
we don't have to...
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She didn't say no, Thor.
She just said she's nervous,
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and then overshared about
some sort of road orgy.
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There's no way they were all
wearing seat belts.
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No. Thor...
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I'm ready.
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It's time.
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(chuckling):
Okay, well...
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I'll pick you up
at your room tonight, uh...
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Cool.
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See you then.
(others chuckle)
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That's fantastic.
Congrats, buddy.
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Thor been dreaming
of this moment
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ever since that
magical day when
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Flower get eaten by bear.
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Oh, so what do you have planned?
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Well, truth is
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the only thing Thor know
about dating
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is from what I learned
on reality TV.
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But Thor can't
take Flower
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on hot-air balloon trip
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or to private concert
with unknown country music star
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whose label also owned
by the network.
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You don't need
any of that stuff, Thor.
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You can throw her a great date
right here at Woodstone.
Really?
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Do others who actually
have success at dating agree?
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Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, definitely.
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Yeah, I know you guys can't eat,
but I could ask Jay
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to cook a delicious meal
for you to smell.
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That would be amazing.
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And I could give you
your very own concert
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after dinner.
Yes.
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A-And I could perform some
one-man improv for you guys.
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Absolutely, if time.
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We'll play it by ear.
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Tonight is gonna be
best first date ever.
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(chuckles)
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* *
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Isaac, what are you
doing in here?
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I'm welcoming Nigel.
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He just moved in
to the library.
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Well, I've been waiting
for you by the window.
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Have you forgotten about
our weekly ponder?
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Weekly ponder?
ISAAC: Yes.
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Hetty and I meet regularly
to stare out of the window
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in the upstairs den and ponder
life's great mysteries.
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Why are we here?
What is our purpose?
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Do fish have nightmares?
You know, that type of thing.
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Well, please,
do not let me keep you.
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Are you sure?
The last thing
I would want
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is to come between you
and your best friend
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for the most special
of traditions.
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Well, then it's settled.
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Let's go, Isaac.
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Although, if I may be so bold,
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what if I were to
join the ponder?
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Oh, that's interesting.
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And yet, there really is
only room for two
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to comfortably stare
out that window.
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Well, it's lucky
I'm of slender build.
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I could insert myself
right between the two of you.
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How wonderful.
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Indeed.
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(Jay laughs)
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You want to postpone
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our Valentine's dinner date
to instead have me cook
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a four-course meal
for two ghosts to smell?
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Okay, sounds like
Jay's on board.
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Babe, you got to start learning
how to say no to the ghosts.
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I know it's a big ask, but
it's really important to Thor.
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Well, can't he just do it
another night?
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There's some concern
in the ghost community
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that Flower could
change her mind.
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And to be fair,
we weren't going out
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on the actual
Valentine's Day anyway.
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Right, because on that night,
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I was making food for humans
in exchange for money,
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which we're apparently
now using to make
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throwaway food
for invisible people.
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You can eat the stuff
afterwards.
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Why did you say "you"
can eat it afterwards?
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'Cause Thor has
a very specific menu in mind
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which isn't exactly my taste.
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Hmm.
He wants to
surprise Flower
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with his favorite foods.
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He's very proud of his culture.
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Okay. What do Vikings eat?
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Cod. (chuckles)
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Obviously,
and some other things.
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Boiled antlers,
rams' testicles, pig heart,
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horse because special occasion.
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I'll make a list.
I do love cod.
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See? (chuckles)
You're gonna love it.
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NANCY:
And who's this guy?
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Once again,
that's Lord Landingham.
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He is the main character
of Bodices & Barons.
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As I've said
several times now.
Right.
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Ah, Hetty, just the person
I've been looking for.
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I'm hosting a welcome tea
tomorrow night
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to properly greet
my new housemates,
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and I wanted to extend
an invitation.
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Tomorrow night, you say?
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Assuming I am not
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released from
this endless purgatory...
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(laughs) I shall be there.
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(chuckles) Splendid.
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I will see you then.
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Nancy.
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(grunts softly)
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Well, that was rude.
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What was?
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He invited me
right in front of you.
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Now, he has every reason
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to not want something like you
at his formal event,
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but still,
he could've waited for you
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to crawl back down to your lair
before approaching me.
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Ah, no worries.
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Captain Crumpet actually
invited me yesterday.
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I'm sorry, Nigel invited you
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before he invited me,
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the lady of the house?
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That's what it looks like.
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Well, this challenge
shall not go unanswered.
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Nigel will rue the day
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he courted Hetty Woodstone
as a rival.
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Now, who's this bald guy?
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Once again,
it is Lord Landingham.
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He took his hat off.
Oh.
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THORFINN:
Can't believe big nightfinally here.
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Are you sure silverware
properly laid out?
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What about those beard braids?
Are they okay?
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You're just nervous
'cause this is
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your first date ever,
but don't worry.
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You're gonna do great.
JAY: Yeah, big guy.
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You're amazing, and Flower
has almost no other options.
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Yeah. Just stay calm.
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You're putting
too much stress on this.
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(chuckles) No pressure.
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It's just that if date go badly,
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Flower will never
want to go out again,
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and then things awkward forever,
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and then Thor be miserable
for all of eternity
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and want to die but unable to.
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Uh, babe, I don't think that's
where the salad forks go.
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Oh, by the eye
of the All-father,
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this is a disaster!
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Okay, for your first course,
this is my take
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on sour rams' testicles,
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which I've paired with
an oaky cab, because why not?
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Okay. They are loving the
smell of your testicles.
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Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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So, what was last
two-person date you have?
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And follow-up--
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how does this compare?
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Um, it was with this guy
Michael.
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And we just...
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hung out and listened to music.
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It's not a great idea
to bring up exes.
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Right, right.
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Thor forget
rules of dating.
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Never bring up
other contestants,
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and never eat big meal
before fantasy suite.
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There you go. (chuckles)
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So, Thor,
tell me about this dish.
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Did you eat it a lot
when you were alive?
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In my family,
we would eat as last meal
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before my father
would ride off into battle.
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Mm-hmm.
But one spring,
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Father did not return.
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And we never
eat testicles again.
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Oh, Thor.
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(sighs) I-I wish
I could try them.
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What do they taste like?
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Truth is, been so long,
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Thor not remember
what they taste like.
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This is sad for Thor
that this memory is lost.
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(gasps) I have an idea.
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Sam could try them
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and describe them to us.
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(chuckles):
Yes.
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Sam, please.
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In memory of
my father,
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try the testicles.
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Uh, Jay, the
ghosts are asking
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if you could eat
some of the dish
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and describe it to them.
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Isn't that something
you could do?
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Yeah, any person okay.
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What? Women
aren't allowed?
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That's so unfair,
but also,
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out of respect to
your culture, okay.
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Fine. (sighs)
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Mm.
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Well?
Yeah, it's not great.
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Why is it so chewy?
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THORFINN:
Mm, yes, all coming
back to Thor.
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This is...
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very special moment.
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Aw, Thor.
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I love this side of you.
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Ugh! Oh, God.
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The cab just
enhances the flavor.
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Oh, this is
a disastrous pairing.
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* When life gets you down *
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* With a nasty surprise *
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* All you need to get by *
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* Are beers, trucks
and wives... *
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Is cover of
Luke McKewk song.
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Very famous unknown
country singer.
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Oh.
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All right, hello.
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I am Pete Martino,
your one-ghost improv troupe.
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All I need to get started is
a non-geographical location
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and something you wouldn't want
your boss to find out about.
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Just yell 'em out, folks.
Oh. Pirate ship,
and I'm stealing staples.
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Pirate ship
and stealing staples.
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Got it. (clears throat)
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Where arrr me staples?
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(both laugh)
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Impossible.
Had to know suggestion
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ahead of time.
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You have a gift, Pete.
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How much longer?
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Oh, Pete says he has
45 minutes in him.
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Cool.
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Well, this is where I live.
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Yes, of course.
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I had such a great time, Thor.
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All that stuff you planned,
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and you didn't mention murder
even once.
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Thor saw many openings
but held back.
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Can share on second date.
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(clears throat) I mean,
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if there is second date.
(chuckles)
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Sorry.
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Thor get ahead of Thorself.
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Oh, I think you've got
a pretty good chance.
257
00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:30,180
Thor...
258
00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:32,120
tonight was perfect.
259
00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,400
* *
260
00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:38,040
(electrical buzzing, crackling)
261
00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:41,230
Sorry.
(chuckles)
262
00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:43,000
I'm finally
ready to try
263
00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,260
that thing you've been
asking me to do.
264
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,730
Really?
Yes.
265
00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:48,600
But just this once and
just for a few minutes,
266
00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,970
we can engage in... pillow talk.
267
00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:54,470
Yes! The walls are
coming down, baby.
268
00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:55,710
Don't read into it.
269
00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,280
I still view you largely
as a replacement
270
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,880
for the washing machine.
271
00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,380
But matters are on my mind,
and I need an ear to bend.
272
00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:05,080
I'm here. You bend
any part of me you like.
273
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,490
Well, I've been slighted
by Nigel
274
00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:10,990
with a pointedly tardy
invite to his tea party,
275
00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:13,690
and I have to develop a strategy
to put him in his place.
276
00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:14,660
Got it.
277
00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:15,860
Remember the story you told
278
00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,260
about Mamie Fish
and how she didn't
279
00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:18,600
invite you to
her daughter's debut,
280
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,700
so you threw a rival party
to ruin it?
281
00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,700
(gasps) Yes.
I crushed that little girl.
282
00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:23,740
So do that.
283
00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,040
It's a pretty good idea, right?
284
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:30,140
You are one of the smartest
washing machines
285
00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:31,810
I've ever come across.
286
00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:34,180
TREVOR:
How about I show youmy spin cycle?
287
00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,480
HETTY:
Oh, my.
288
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,450
* Beers, trucks and wives. *
289
00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:40,450
Thorfinn just came in
looking chipper.
290
00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,520
Ooh. Did my man
get lucky last night?
291
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,860
(chuckles)
Thorfinn is gentleman,
292
00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:48,030
so I simply say
that date went very well
293
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,860
and I leave out part where
me and Flower make out big-time.
294
00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:54,330
(gasps) They made out.
My man.
295
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:57,170
Nothing revs up a lady
like some good improv, huh?
296
00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:58,270
Hey, guys.
297
00:10:58,470 --> 00:10:59,870
Hey. Good morning, Flower.
298
00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:03,510
So, last night was
pretty special.
299
00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:05,510
Oh, yeah?
What'd you get up to?
300
00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,910
(both laughing)
301
00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,650
Very funny.
302
00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:11,650
Why are we laughing?
What's funny?
303
00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,150
Do you not remember date?
304
00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:16,390
Ugh, I'm so bad at those.
305
00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:18,360
I want to say...
306
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,160
April 35th?
307
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,960
No, that sounds wrong.
308
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,780
Ah.
309
00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:28,200
She does not remember
perfect night together.
310
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,300
I'm so sorry, Thor.
311
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,040
We redo.
312
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,370
Tonight.
313
00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,270
Everything
exactly the same.
314
00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:36,740
Uh... (chuckles) no.
315
00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:38,980
Jay and I actually have
Valentine's Day plans
316
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:41,550
that we already moved once
for your first date.
317
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,620
Exactly. So you cancel again.
318
00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:46,420
Which is how original
perfect night began.
319
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,720
(laughs)
We're off to great start.
320
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,620
What's happening
to our plans?
321
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,260
I think you know.
322
00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:53,890
So, what do you think?
323
00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,760
Isn't tonight also
Nigel's welcome tea?
324
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,630
Girl, I don't want to step
on any toes.
325
00:11:57,830 --> 00:12:00,500
I'm sorry-- toes have
already been stepped upon.
326
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,170
By Nigel.
327
00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:03,870
He is throwing a welcome tea
328
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,600
on the one night
that happens to be
329
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,310
the half birthday of
this house's most beloved ghost?
330
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,040
(chuckling):
That's true.
331
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,580
What was he thinking?
332
00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:14,010
Plus, I heard him calling jazz
American filth.
(gasps)
333
00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:15,780
Let's take this
limey bastard down.
334
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,380
So you're throwing
a competing party
335
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:18,920
just to spite Nigel?
336
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,620
That sounds like a powder keg
that could explode,
337
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,620
causing tons of
unnecessary drama in the house.
338
00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,020
So you're in?
339
00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,290
Uh, yeah. Love it.
340
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,060
Thank you for doing this.
(giggles)
341
00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:30,030
I would very much like
342
00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:32,330
for you...
343
00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:35,470
to come to my party.
344
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:38,170
Oh! Wow.
345
00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,640
Thanks, Hetty.
346
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,640
But I'm supposed to go
to Nigel's thing.
347
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,710
Oh, it's making me beg.
348
00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,810
THORFINN:
This is not right.
349
00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,310
Where last night
sat two candles,
350
00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:48,480
now there's only one.
351
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,710
Does that really matter?
352
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,790
Yes! Everything must
be exactly the same,
353
00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:54,590
because it will lead
to perfect kiss
354
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:56,550
at the end of perfect night.
355
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,920
Were you wearing that
blouse last night?
356
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,130
Yes.
Hmm.
357
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,660
It's not great color on you,
but...
358
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:03,560
we play the hand
that we are dealt.
359
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,830
We would eat as last meal
before my father
360
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,670
would ride off into battle.
361
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,030
What do they taste like?
362
00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:10,170
(exhales sharply)
363
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:11,870
(groans)
364
00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:14,440
* All you need to get by *
365
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,540
* Are beers, trucks and wives. *
366
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,210
(laughs)
Thank you.
367
00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:21,080
I'll take a non-geographical
location and, uh,
368
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,150
something you wouldn't want
your boss to find out about.
369
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:26,380
Right. Okay.
I'm going to say pirate ship
370
00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:29,000
and, uh... Oh, boy.
371
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,190
(whispers):
Staples.
372
00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:32,490
Tables?
373
00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:34,190
Staples.
374
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:35,530
What?
375
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,500
Last night was staples.
376
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,670
I mean, um...
where am I?
377
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,000
Wait, I'm confused.
378
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,140
You actually
remember the date?
379
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:48,140
But date went so well.
380
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,640
Why did you lie?
381
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,840
Because... (sighs)
382
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,510
I didn't want it
to go well.
383
00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,280
I'm sorry.
384
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,250
I got to go.
385
00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,780
* *
386
00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:02,150
Relationships are harrrd.
387
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:05,410
Sorry, once I fire up this
engine, I can't turn it off.
388
00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:14,800
Okay, okay, I'm here.
The party can begin.
389
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,330
Oh, no.
390
00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:18,070
That was a joke
that was entirely reliant
391
00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,670
on the party
having already begun.
392
00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:20,870
Where is everyone?
393
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,140
It appears that
they're elsewhere.
394
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:26,440
Your entire house
has stood me up.
395
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,650
But why?
396
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:28,910
(Alberta exclaims)
397
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,420
Oh, another half trip
around the sun.
398
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,890
What a ride. (laughs)
399
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,020
Man, you're really dominating
Nigel's welcome tea.
400
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,150
Mm-hmm.
401
00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:37,660
And what is going on here?
402
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,290
SASAPPIS:
Hetty's throwing
an epic party
403
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:42,160
on the same night as
Nigel's party, for some reason.
404
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,430
And go.
405
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,830
Hetty, is this true?
Why would you do that?
406
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,200
Nigel said he invited you.
407
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,830
Oh, he did, he did invite me,
408
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,840
after he invited
this basement dweller.
409
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,660
Uh, please send Nigel
my regrets.
410
00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:59,950
So this is revenge
for some perceived slight?
411
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,480
No, that slight was very real.
412
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,880
You have acted most cruelly
413
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,850
toward someone
I care about very much.
414
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:07,120
And I would not have
expected that
415
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,750
from my supposed best friend.
416
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,620
(gasps)
417
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:14,240
Isaac, wait.
418
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,760
Okay, can I get a suggestion
of a children's game
419
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,200
and something you wouldn't want
to eat for lunch.
420
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,800
What are you doing?
421
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,920
Saving this party.
422
00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,170
Hey, Flower, got a sec?
423
00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:27,910
I don't want to talk
about it, Sam.
424
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,440
Well, Thor is devastated,
425
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,040
and I just canceled two
Valentine's dates in a row
426
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,280
to watch my husband choke
down some rams' balls,
427
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,180
so I think you kind of have to.
428
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,850
(sighs)
What did you mean, you didn't
want the date to go well?
429
00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:39,180
Because, if it went well,
430
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,850
then Thor and I
could end up together,
431
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,520
and it might be really amazing
and we could fall in love.
432
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,260
Those are all good things.
433
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,090
No, Sam, don't you see?
434
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,190
Good things don't last.
435
00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:51,300
And I don't want
to get hurt again.
436
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,400
Not after what happened
with Michael.
437
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,200
Michael? Is that the guy
you mentioned at dinner?
438
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,920
Uh-huh.
439
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,960
You can tell me, Flower.
440
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,080
We met in law school.
441
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,480
You were in law school?
442
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,650
Yeah. Well, not always
in law school.
443
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,650
A lot of times,
we were outdoors,
444
00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:11,780
walking from
one building to another.
445
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:13,120
Sure.
446
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,150
We were planning a wedding
for after we graduated.
447
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,970
But the universe
had other plans.
448
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,830
* Tonight you're mine *
449
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,700
* Completely *
450
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,580
(chuckles)
451
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,500
* You give your love *
452
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,850
* So sweetly... *
453
00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:37,110
That was my last
one-on-one date.
454
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,780
I'm so sorry.
455
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,850
I didn't want to feel
that kind of pain again,
456
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,820
so I never allowed myself
to get close to just one person.
457
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,280
Even Ira.
458
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,850
But last night with Thor,
459
00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:49,850
it made me feel like
I could be happy with just him,
460
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,360
and it was scary.
461
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,730
I'm really grateful you
trusted me with all this, but...
462
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,560
I think there's someone else
you might want to share it with.
463
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,200
That weird basement ghost girl.
464
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,730
No.
The mailman?
465
00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:03,490
Thor. Just tell Thor.
Right.
466
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,670
I understand if
neither of you
467
00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,210
feel like talking
to me right now,
468
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,280
but I owe you both an apology.
469
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,510
Indeed, you do.
470
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,380
The truth is,
471
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:16,550
I acted the way I did
because I was jealous.
472
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,380
At first, of course,
I was happy
473
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,150
that you and Nigel
had gotten together,
474
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:22,120
but then he moved in,
475
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,890
and I started to worry that
perhaps I might be left behind.
476
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,690
And I may have
used the slight
477
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:31,030
as an opportunity
to lash out.
478
00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:33,530
Hetty, I had no idea
you felt that way.
479
00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:36,830
If it makes you feel any better,
I must admit
480
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:39,700
I was a little threatened
by your closeness with Isaac.
481
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,970
It's hard to be
the significant other
482
00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:44,640
when there's
such a significant... other.
483
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,210
That may be why I issued
a late invitation.
484
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:50,420
Huh. So it was a snub.
485
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,280
One I deeply regret.
486
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,350
Oh.
487
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,490
Huzzah!
488
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,490
Our wounds are healing. (laughs)
489
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:58,120
And apply this knowledge
as a salve:
490
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,290
There's enough of old Higgintoot
to go around.
491
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,690
(laughing):
Oh, indeed.
492
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:05,230
I was being completely silly.
As was I.
493
00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:06,930
Such a d tente calls for tea.
494
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:09,930
I shall summon Sam
to summon Jay.
495
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,590
(laughter)
496
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:16,440
You don't regret
the late invite.
497
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,860
Half birthday, my ass.
498
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,950
Isaac shall be mine.
499
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,020
Over my dead body.
500
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,530
(both scoff)
501
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:28,420
Yeah, so that's what's
behind my hang-ups
502
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,420
with a two-person thing.
503
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,260
Very sorry that happened.
504
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:33,830
That is very hard, but...
505
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,830
also, what I'm hearing is that
506
00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:38,300
Thor so great at dating
that it is scary.
507
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,300
(both laugh)
508
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,530
The thing is, Flower,
509
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:42,670
Thor cannot die.
510
00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:45,600
Thor already dead. But...
511
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:50,340
beyond all that,
I know about pain, Flower.
512
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,540
I know about loss.
513
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,550
You recall powerful
testicle story?
514
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,320
Of course.
515
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,450
It was probably the most moving
testicle story I've ever heard.
516
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:04,690
Thor not saying that
no bad things can ever happen,
517
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:09,160
but when they do, maybe we could
be there for each other.
518
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,530
Maybe we can.
519
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:16,150
You saying that you are open
to dating Thor?
520
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:18,440
Okay. What the hell?
521
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,100
Yes!
522
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,740
Wait.
523
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:25,440
How will I know
you remember this conversation?
524
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,280
Here's a little
secret, Thor.
525
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,080
I may forget a lot of stuff,
526
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,450
but I always remember
the important things.
527
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:34,450
Like our date.
528
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,520
And that kiss in the hallway.
529
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,420
You remember?
530
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,430
I could use a refresher.
531
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:43,830
Okay, well,
we were in the hallway.
532
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:46,400
I was faced north very sto...
533
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,650
Come here,
you murderous bastard.
534
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,310
Happy Valentine's Day.
(chuckles)
535
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,480
Well, happy six days
after Valentine's Day.
536
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,250
I'm sorry that your favorite
restaurant blacklisted us
537
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,020
after we canceled
twice in a week.
538
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,250
Ah, that's okay.
539
00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:06,920
No, it's not okay.
540
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,450
You were right-- I do need to
say no to the ghosts more often.
541
00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:10,820
Especially when
it's about something
542
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:11,960
that's important to us.
543
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,230
Thank you.
544
00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:16,090
To our ghost-free dinner.
545
00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:18,060
Uh, Sam, is it
really ghost-free?
546
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,830
I swear. I called in a favor
to guarantee absolute privacy.
547
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:23,370
Look, Thor, I just need Sam
to light a candle.
548
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,170
It is time for my aromatherapy.
549
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,740
Sorry. Not on the list.
550
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,670
Come on, I just need
a quick channel change.
551
00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:30,940
And I'm just feeling
kind of lonely right now.
552
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,240
I miss Jay.
553
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,480
ALBERTA:
Sam, come on!
Let us in!
554
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,080
SASAPPIS:
Let me smell the lamb!
555
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,380
This is nice.
PETE: Sam!
556
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,620
Uh-huh.
* Tonight you're mine *
557
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:43,310
* Completely... *
558
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,630
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559
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,570
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560
00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:59,250
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