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Tyrell thought maybe you would like
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to take his place on the food truck.
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I'm interested.
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Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...
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Mr. Cutler fired me.
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He said if I couldn't control my talent,
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then he would hire someone who could.
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You were the only good thing
about this last year.
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You were for me, too.
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Hey, maybe we could do dinner
sometime with Theo,
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whenever you're ready to
introduce him to Anna.
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I don't think that's gonna be
happening anytime soon.
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You guys have a great dinner.
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Eddie, wait.
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Dr. Jessica said I have to let go
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of the things I can't control
and try to forgive myself.
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She also said that I have
to stop being the person
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that starts every sentence
with "Dr. Jessica said."
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Your dad has been having
some memory problems.
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I might have maybe forgotten
it was her birthday.
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I think you need
to get your dad checked out.
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See that curb over there?
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That's where I picked you up
after you were born.
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In my Continental Coupe.
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Worked my butt off to make sure
I brought you home in style.
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'Course we didn't have
baby seats in those days.
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Your mom just sat in the back
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and held you in her arms
the whole way home.
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It's a wonder Generation X even exists.
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January 17, 1978.
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Dad, my birthday's January 15th.
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And we took you home from the
hospital exactly two days later.
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I get it. I get it.
You remember all the details.
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Which is why I didn't need
to pass that cognitive test
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to tell me I am perfectly fine.
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You passed with a 7 out of 10.
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If I brought home 70%
on a test in high school
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you would have grounded me for a week.
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Besides, the doctor says
we won't know anything for sure
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until we get the MRI.
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I'm telling you right now,
I'm not getting an MRI.
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- But, Pop...
- Just give me the parking ticket.
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I thought I had it.
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Maybe we need to be worried
about your memory issues.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
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Back it up.
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Sorry, my son seems to have forgotten
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where he put our ticket.
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If you don't have your ticket,
you gotta pay for the full day.
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$20.
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We were only here for 45 minutes.
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That's $2, and even that's robbery.
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I'm sorry, sir, but if you
don't have your ticket...
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Call my doctor. He'll tell you.
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...it'll be $20.
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Let me speak to your supervisor.
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Okay, I'll go get him.
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20 bucks.
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Hey, I got it, Pop.
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Don't you dare give him that money.
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I'm telling you,
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if you don't open your
stupid gate right now...
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Dad.
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...I'm gonna drive right through it.
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Oh, no.
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Dad, what are you doing?!
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Hey, good thing you saved us
20 bucks, Pop.
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We can put it towards
$500 worth of tires.
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Oh.
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Here it is.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hey, beautiful. I'm home.
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Finally.
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What took you so long?
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Uh, traffic on Beacon was terrible.
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Mm. God, you were killing me
with your texts today.
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Meetra kept asking me
why I was blushing.
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Are we... Are we...
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- Are we good?
- Yeah.
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It's Wednesday. Eddie and
Theo left for dinner 10 minutes ago.
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You know how Theo loves his
all-you-can-eat breadsticks.
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What about the couch?
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We do some of our best work there.
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Yeah, we sure do.
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We're back!
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Ah, T. Hey!
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Uh...
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That... Th... Th... That was fast.
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Yeah, we decided to just get takeout
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and keep working on
our miniature skate park.
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Hey, I'll be right back.
I can't build on a full bladder.
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Greta, I got you extra spicy.
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That's your favorite, right?
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Sure is.
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Well, prepare to get messy.
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Already was.
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Oh...
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I'm interrupting.
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We just thought we had
a little more time.
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I am so sorry.
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Should we go?
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- Yes.
- No.
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No, it's... it's fine.
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I have been coming over here
a lot lately, haven't I?
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Just the last five nights.
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Oh, God.
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I'm the house guest that never leaves.
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You're going through
a tough time with Anna,
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and the breakup...
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Look, you're welcome here anytime.
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Right, Greta?
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Of course, yeah. Right.
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Just maybe not all the time.
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So are we using the instructions,
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or are we going rogue this time?
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Actually, I am gonna take
my mac 'n cheese to go.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Mov'n is going into surge
pricing, I gotta take advantage.
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- Love you, pal.
- Okay.
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Tomorrow night, then?
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Uh, actually, you know what?
Let's just play that by ear.
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Okay. Bye, Dad.
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So, how are you at Legos?
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I'll get us set up.
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Oh. Ah.
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Morning sickness is back, huh?
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I mean, um, uh, hyperemesis gravidarum,
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which is strangely
not a Harry Potter spell.
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No, but it is a curse.
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I totally duped myself into
thinking I was getting better
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over the last few weeks,
and then this morning?
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- Boom.
- I'm so sorry.
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I tell you what... I'll go to the store,
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I'll get you whatever you want
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as soon as I get some of this
gravidarum cleaned up
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off the floor here.
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Oh, boy! Never mind.
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Colin... he's gonna do the job for us,
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and that's gonna give me
some hyperemesis gravidarum.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Maybe that's something
you can discuss today
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in your therapy session with Dr. Jessica
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and not with me...
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right now.
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Know your audience. Got it. Check.
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I'm sorry.
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All I can keep down
is bubbly water and Ensure,
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and of course this is happening
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when I'm trying to bank as
many episodes as I can at work.
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How many episodes does your boss
expect you to bank?
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I don't know, but based on the fact
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that Mr. Cutler's golden boy,
"Colton Cutler,"
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hasn't even acknowledged my pregnancy,
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I'm guessing he and his dad
want me to be off the air
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for as short a time as possible.
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Aaand rather than ask him outright,
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you're just gonna wing it?
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Yep.
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I'm happy to avoid
talking to him altogether.
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And not just because his
natural musk makes me ill.
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You know I love it when you
make fun of anybody, really,
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so I hesitate to put this out there, but
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I did meet him,
and he seemed harmless enough.
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Don't fall for it.
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He acts all nice, but he has had
it in for me ever since he said
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that he thinks that "cancel
culture is ruining our country,"
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and I said, "That is
grossly oversimplifying
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a complex issue."
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If I remember correctly, you
actually called him a simpleton.
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Oh, yeah.
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I gotta go.
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- Oh, road dog.
- Oh, God, yes.
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Thank you. You're the best.
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Please tell Dr. Jessica I said that
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to make up for all the horrible
things that I've done to you.
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- Will do.
- Okay.
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Mm... Ooh.
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What?
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Did you brush your teeth today?
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Yes.
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Mnh.
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Which is bad? That's bad?
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It's just... I can smell
your toothpaste from here,
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so I'm gonna go.
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Love you, too.
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Wow. If she had smelled
the everything bagel I had
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before I brushed,
you would've gotten seconds.
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That's on me.
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Oh, what do we have here?
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Those are dog biscuits!
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Not bad.
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It comes free with any sandwich.
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Andyou get a sandwich?
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Well, Sophie and I
have been parking the truck
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down by this new dog park in Roxbury.
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Baby, business has been crazy.
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That's a rough neighborhood, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's rough, and now "ruff"!
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Never been more in love with you.
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You better be talking to your wife.
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Don't worry, Pop. She's right here.
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When's my car gonna be ready?
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It's been three days.
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You're talking about
vintage white wall tires.
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It might take a minute
to track 'em down.
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Oh. I forgot to tell you.
The... The garage called.
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His tires are in.
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What'd you say?
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No, no, no. That... That was Gina.
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She was just... Just letting me know
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that she had heard
from the garage today.
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They were saying that your tires
were on backorder.
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Could take a couple of weeks.
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A couple of weeks?!
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I don't have any food in the house.
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I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna come by in a bit,
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take you to the store.
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Fine. Don't keep me waiting.
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Okay, bye.
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You wanna tell me why
you're lying to your father?
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I don't think it's safe for him
to be driving right now.
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At least not until he's had that MRI
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and we know exactly
what's going on with him.
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You know, I-I was talking to Delilah,
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and she was saying with her
dad's dementia, she waited too long,
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until he accidentally ran a red light,
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came this close to hitting a school bus.
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God forbid that my dad
hurt himself or anybody else.
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No, I get it.
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And I think you need to have
an honest conversation with him
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- about that.
- I can't.
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You... You know how some kids
find their dad's Playboys
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hidden under his bed?
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My dad hid his own magazines, too,
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except they were called Car and Driver.
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He didn't want me and Omar
bending the pages.
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I'm gonna need some hardcore proof
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before I even think
about dropping that bomb.
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My compliments to the chef, though.
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Mm.
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Who's married to a man
who eats dog biscuits.
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♪ Regina's making pastrami sammies ♪
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♪ They're my all-time favorite kind ♪
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♪ All that salty cured meat! ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's sublime!
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♪ Regina's pastramiiii!
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♪ Don't know what rhymes
with pastrami! ♪
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♪ Gotta get some pastramiiii! ♪
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♪ It's just diviiiine!
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Ow!
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Thank you.
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All right, I hate to break up
the jam sesh,
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but these people gotta eat.
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Coming, boss!
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Thank you.
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All right.
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No, no.
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Half's yours.
260
00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:18,765
No, not...
261
00:10:18,765 --> 00:10:20,071
Just take it.
262
00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:21,333
Thank you.
263
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,205
- I'll see you again tomorrow?
- You know it.
264
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,945
Thanks, Soph.
265
00:10:38,394 --> 00:10:39,525
Good morning.
266
00:10:39,525 --> 00:10:41,179
Maggie.
267
00:10:41,179 --> 00:10:42,354
Hi.
268
00:10:42,354 --> 00:10:45,618
So, our favorite person,
"Colton Cutler,"
269
00:10:45,618 --> 00:10:48,447
wants to see you. It seems serious.
270
00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,275
He's wearing even
more cologne than usual.
271
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,277
Oh, great.
272
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,410
I guess he wanted to be extra fragrant
273
00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,934
for the maternity leave talk
we've been avoiding. Ohh.
274
00:10:56,934 --> 00:11:00,068
Right. Okay, um, keep me posted?
275
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:01,591
Yeah.
276
00:11:07,162 --> 00:11:08,815
Maggie, come on in.
277
00:11:08,815 --> 00:11:09,947
How you feeling?
278
00:11:09,947 --> 00:11:11,253
Good. Great.
279
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,777
How far along are you now,
uh, seven months?
280
00:11:15,431 --> 00:11:17,433
Uh...
281
00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:19,087
more like, um, seven and a half.
282
00:11:19,087 --> 00:11:20,784
Great.
283
00:11:20,784 --> 00:11:22,960
Great.
284
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,788
Well, I wanted to...
285
00:11:24,788 --> 00:11:29,140
Yeah, finally discuss
the baby elephant in the room.
286
00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,316
...give you this.
287
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,491
Oh.
288
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,276
W...
289
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,122
You didn't have to do that.
290
00:11:36,147 --> 00:11:38,671
This is so...
291
00:11:38,671 --> 00:11:40,108
Is this a soda machine?
292
00:11:40,108 --> 00:11:42,936
I heard you telling Claudia
you can only keep down bubbly water.
293
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,851
So, more a gift for you than baby.
294
00:11:46,201 --> 00:11:47,680
Wow.
295
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,988
That is so nice.
296
00:11:50,988 --> 00:11:52,642
Yeah, what is it you wanted to discuss?
297
00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:54,034
Uh, the baby elephant?
298
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:55,993
Oh, right. Um...
299
00:11:55,993 --> 00:11:59,170
yeah, I wanted to find out
how many episodes
300
00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:02,608
you wanted me to bank
before you-know-who arrives.
301
00:12:02,608 --> 00:12:06,786
Yeah, uh, let me think about
that and I'll get back to you.
302
00:12:06,786 --> 00:12:08,179
Soon.
303
00:12:09,224 --> 00:12:11,051
Okay. Wow.
304
00:12:11,051 --> 00:12:12,183
- You got that?
- Yeah.
305
00:12:12,183 --> 00:12:13,532
Okay.
306
00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:17,065
Oh, there's little flavor packets
307
00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:19,339
in case you want some citrus essence.
308
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,845
I-I read that that can help
with the nausea.
309
00:12:21,845 --> 00:12:24,891
Yeah, it really does.
310
00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:27,198
Thank you, Colton Cutler.
311
00:12:27,198 --> 00:12:29,200
Have a good show! Yeah.
312
00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:33,813
Hey, uh, is Sophie around?
313
00:12:33,813 --> 00:12:36,207
She went to the store.
Can I help you with something?
314
00:12:36,207 --> 00:12:39,645
I figured out what rhymes
with pastrami...
315
00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:41,734
The second best deli meat, salami.
316
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:43,997
And origami.
317
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,391
But those lyrics would be
a bit weird without context.
318
00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:52,702
Uh, yeah, I'll...
I'll be sure to tell her.
319
00:12:52,702 --> 00:12:55,095
- Okay. Thanks.
- Yeah.
320
00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:07,107
Uh, she's been there for me
in such an amazing way
321
00:13:07,107 --> 00:13:10,850
through my final rounds of chemo
and losing my dad,
322
00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,591
and I'm trying to help Maggie
323
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:13,984
through this pregnancy,
324
00:13:13,984 --> 00:13:17,205
but it just feels like
I'm stepping on booby traps.
325
00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:19,119
There's a lactation joke
in there somewhere,
326
00:13:19,119 --> 00:13:21,034
I just... I-I can't summon it.
327
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,776
Haha! 10 points for me.
328
00:13:23,776 --> 00:13:25,430
Okay, Gary, we do not keep score.
329
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,389
We don't.
330
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,607
I do.
331
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,957
Pregnancy, especially first pregnancies,
332
00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:34,653
can be a huge identity shift.
333
00:13:35,005 --> 00:13:38,269
I can't believe I don't know this.
Are you a parent?
334
00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,870
You pay me way too much per hour
to talk about myself.
335
00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:42,230
Damn.
336
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,536
- You're good.
- Mm-hmm.
337
00:13:44,536 --> 00:13:48,105
Okay, well, it sounds like
Maggie's spiraling a bit
338
00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:50,721
and maybe taking it out
on her safe person?
339
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,978
Mm-hmm.
340
00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:55,286
And supporting her might look
less like trying to make it okay
341
00:13:55,286 --> 00:13:59,159
and more like encouraging her
through the rough parts.
342
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,422
How do I do that?
343
00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:03,471
One way could be
reminding her of who she is.
344
00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:06,078
Her strength, her power.
345
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:07,496
Oh. Hm. Mm-hmm.
346
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,634
Okay, well, looks like
my next client is here.
347
00:14:12,659 --> 00:14:13,878
What do you think... Should I tell them?
348
00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:15,480
Tell them what?
349
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,003
That I'm your favorite.
350
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,823
Hey, bro.
351
00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:25,447
Hey. Greta. Come on in.
352
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,013
What are you doing here?
353
00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:30,004
Oh, I-I do house calls now.
354
00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:31,378
I heard somebody at this residence
355
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,977
would like a dolphin tattooed
on their lower back?
356
00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:36,849
I think that might clash
with my monarch butterfly,
357
00:14:36,849 --> 00:14:39,341
but, uh, since you came all this way,
358
00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:41,151
the least I can do
is offer you a lemonade.
359
00:14:41,176 --> 00:14:42,768
Sure.
360
00:14:42,768 --> 00:14:46,473
And while I drink it,
I will apologize for last night.
361
00:14:47,402 --> 00:14:49,839
Oh, it's okay.
362
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,396
You know, I'm always happy to take Theo
363
00:14:52,421 --> 00:14:54,815
for more than my allotted time
if you two ever want to be alone.
364
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,559
Thanks, but what I said,
it... it wasn't cool.
365
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,787
Did Katherine guilt-trip you
into coming over here?
366
00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:04,214
Oh, my God, she totally
guilt-tripped me.
367
00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:07,068
The key in that situation
is to avoid all eye contact.
368
00:15:07,068 --> 00:15:09,766
The second you look her
in the eye, she owns you.
369
00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:11,028
Excellent tip.
370
00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:13,248
It doesn't change the fact
that she's right.
371
00:15:13,248 --> 00:15:15,250
I think I've been hiding out
over at you guys' place
372
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,775
because, well, I'm not
very good at being alone.
373
00:15:18,775 --> 00:15:20,472
Well, who says you have to be alone?
374
00:15:20,472 --> 00:15:24,955
I mean, Bex down at Strobe Lights
is a huge Red Ferns fan.
375
00:15:24,955 --> 00:15:26,652
Mm.
376
00:15:26,652 --> 00:15:28,306
No fans.
377
00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:30,656
No, I want someone to like me
for who I am now.
378
00:15:30,656 --> 00:15:34,138
Not some guy I used to be.
379
00:15:34,138 --> 00:15:36,793
But check this out.
380
00:15:38,099 --> 00:15:39,491
Oh, I'm intrigued.
381
00:15:40,797 --> 00:15:41,798
What do you think?
382
00:15:41,798 --> 00:15:42,973
A dating profile.
383
00:15:42,973 --> 00:15:43,974
Too soon?
384
00:15:43,974 --> 00:15:46,498
Uh, I don't know.
I'm the wrong person to ask.
385
00:15:46,498 --> 00:15:48,109
I mean, Julia and I
were separated for like
386
00:15:48,109 --> 00:15:50,854
five minutes when Katherine
walked into my gin joint.
387
00:15:50,879 --> 00:15:53,679
And that got a little sticky.
388
00:15:53,679 --> 00:15:56,595
Yeah, but you guys make it
look so easy now.
389
00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:58,772
That's what I want... Something simple.
390
00:15:58,772 --> 00:16:02,401
Without all the drama
and involuntary manslaughter.
391
00:16:03,515 --> 00:16:06,257
But I just don't really know
what I'm doing here.
392
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:09,652
I mean, "Recently divorced Mov'n driver
393
00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:11,480
with a substance abuse problem."
394
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,352
Hey. "Five star recently divorced"
395
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:17,616
Mov'n driver with a substance
abuse problem."
396
00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:21,664
I just don't know if I'm really
what women are looking for.
397
00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:25,363
Well, lucky for you,
your ex-wife's girlfriend
398
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:28,018
knows exactly what
women are looking for.
399
00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:30,020
All right, give me this.
400
00:16:33,937 --> 00:16:34,938
Did you make a grocery list?
401
00:16:34,938 --> 00:16:36,722
I don't need one.
402
00:16:36,722 --> 00:16:38,376
I'm on the seafood diet.
403
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:41,989
I see food and I eat it.
404
00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:43,991
Glad you still remembered that joke.
405
00:16:43,991 --> 00:16:45,209
- Hmm?
- Hmm?
406
00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:46,863
Nothing.
407
00:16:46,863 --> 00:16:50,562
Hey, son, I'm gonna need you
to make a right at the next corner.
408
00:16:50,562 --> 00:16:51,868
I thought we were going
to the grocery store.
409
00:16:51,868 --> 00:16:56,003
We are, but first I gotta
talk to my guy, Larry.
410
00:16:56,003 --> 00:16:58,005
Larry? Who's Larry?
411
00:16:58,005 --> 00:17:01,138
He's a Lexus dealer.
He's about to sell me my new car.
412
00:17:01,138 --> 00:17:02,194
A new car?
413
00:17:02,219 --> 00:17:04,160
Wh... What are you talking about, Dad?
414
00:17:04,185 --> 00:17:07,057
I'm tired of waiting on that old
junker to come out of the shop.
415
00:17:07,057 --> 00:17:08,885
I got a credit score in the 800s,
416
00:17:08,885 --> 00:17:13,368
a pension I can barely spend,
and exactly zero grandkids.
417
00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:16,153
I'm buying a car.
418
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,653
Do you know that Joseph
once met Joni Mitchell?
419
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:26,766
Oh, yeah?
420
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:29,054
Yeah, she was at some outdoor cafe
421
00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:32,039
and he played one of her songs
for her on his harmonica.
422
00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:34,345
Wow, cool.
423
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,695
Almost too cool.
424
00:17:36,695 --> 00:17:38,262
What do you mean?
425
00:17:38,262 --> 00:17:41,613
Just, maybe take what he says
with a grain of salt.
426
00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:43,746
You've been spending a lot
of time with him,
427
00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:46,531
but we don't really
know him all that well.
428
00:17:47,881 --> 00:17:49,186
So, do you want...
429
00:17:49,186 --> 00:17:50,444
What, you want me
to stop playing with him?
430
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,733
I know I said you guys
could busk that first day,
431
00:17:52,886 --> 00:17:56,324
but now I need you to focus
on working on the truck.
432
00:17:58,456 --> 00:18:01,111
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, of course. You're right.
433
00:18:01,111 --> 00:18:02,939
Thank you.
434
00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:11,469
Who would play you
in the biopic of your life?
435
00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:13,080
Jake Gyllenhaal.
436
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,909
Wow, you had that at the ready.
437
00:18:15,909 --> 00:18:17,649
"Read the Book" or "Seen the Movie"?
438
00:18:17,649 --> 00:18:19,129
"Read the Book."
439
00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:20,478
Seriously?
440
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:21,827
I've never seen you read anything
441
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,612
besides the back of a cereal box.
442
00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:25,222
"Seen the Movie."
443
00:18:25,222 --> 00:18:26,832
All right, questions are done,
444
00:18:26,832 --> 00:18:28,660
now we just need a profile pic.
445
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:31,837
I actually got a couple of cute ones
of you and Theo the other night.
446
00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:33,535
Um.
447
00:18:35,102 --> 00:18:36,103
What about this?
448
00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:37,495
I mean, it's nice. It's handsome.
449
00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:39,845
But you can't see the chair.
450
00:18:41,151 --> 00:18:42,152
So?
451
00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:44,154
So...
452
00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:46,461
I mean, I don't want her
showing up to our first date
453
00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:47,853
seeing that I'm in a chair
454
00:18:47,853 --> 00:18:50,856
and thinking I'm, like,
catfishing her or something.
455
00:18:50,856 --> 00:18:52,336
Oh, wow.
456
00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:53,990
I-I-I never thought of that.
457
00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,774
Well, I have to.
458
00:18:57,994 --> 00:19:02,085
Anyone who shows up and has
a problem with your chair,
459
00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:04,870
they'll have canceled themselves
in the first five seconds.
460
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,482
I am pretty comfortable
with myself in this thing,
461
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:12,008
but waiting to see if she is, too...
462
00:19:12,008 --> 00:19:14,010
it sort of sounds like torture.
463
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:15,686
On the other hand, you know,
464
00:19:15,711 --> 00:19:17,684
say I do put the chair in the picture
465
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:20,190
and no one even gives me a chance.
466
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:23,405
Everyone on this app
is hiding who they really are.
467
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,564
I mean, that's why
they make padded bras.
468
00:19:28,137 --> 00:19:30,487
But you can do whatever you want here.
469
00:19:30,722 --> 00:19:34,378
I mean, it's totally your call.
470
00:19:34,378 --> 00:19:37,033
Do you have one with me in the chair?
471
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:39,296
Right here.
472
00:19:39,296 --> 00:19:40,994
Let's go with that one.
473
00:19:40,994 --> 00:19:43,735
If it's a dealbreaker,
they swipe left and move on.
474
00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:45,215
You got it.
475
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,186
I love her, but it's
starting to feel like
476
00:19:54,211 --> 00:19:56,430
maybe I'm more committed
to us than she is.
477
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:58,109
Mm-hmm.
478
00:19:58,134 --> 00:20:01,342
It's so bad, I'm too embarrassed
to talk to my friends about it,
479
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,369
but she still doesn't seem to care...
480
00:20:03,394 --> 00:20:04,570
What took you so long?
481
00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:05,770
I had to go to the pharmacy to get them.
482
00:20:05,795 --> 00:20:07,187
I thought you said
they didn't work anyway?
483
00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:08,884
They don't, but it's worse without them.
484
00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:10,650
Okay.
485
00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:14,070
Well, Roger, I think the question here
486
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:17,334
is not why your girlfriend
is bringing home...
487
00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:19,597
peanuts...
488
00:20:20,575 --> 00:20:23,186
...when...
489
00:20:23,211 --> 00:20:26,231
she knows that it could send you
490
00:20:26,256 --> 00:20:27,834
into anaphylactic shock,
491
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:32,373
but how you'll respond when
she arrives home with the...
492
00:20:34,225 --> 00:20:36,575
With the...
493
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,123
peanu...
494
00:20:38,483 --> 00:20:40,901
Well, how do you think I should respond?
495
00:20:40,926 --> 00:20:42,204
You're...
496
00:20:42,229 --> 00:20:43,578
- You're okay.
- Ugh.
497
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:48,235
Dr. Bloom?
498
00:20:48,235 --> 00:20:50,454
A-Are you there?
499
00:20:50,454 --> 00:20:51,760
Uh.
500
00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:56,272
Uh, h-hi... Uh. Hi. Sorry.
501
00:20:56,297 --> 00:21:00,186
Sorry Dr. Bloom had to, uh,
step out for just a... A moment.
502
00:21:00,211 --> 00:21:02,126
My name is... is Gary.
503
00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:04,512
Um.
504
00:21:05,503 --> 00:21:06,591
M...
505
00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:09,140
Maybe I-I can help you. Maybe.
506
00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:14,329
At this point, I'm at a total loss.
507
00:21:14,354 --> 00:21:16,747
I have so much invested.
I don't know what to do.
508
00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:21,372
Whoa. Uh, okay, Roger,
well, remember, I'm just a guy...
509
00:21:21,397 --> 00:21:23,013
I am not a therapist,
510
00:21:23,038 --> 00:21:25,141
but if she is knowingly
bringing something
511
00:21:25,141 --> 00:21:28,052
that can kill you into the home?
512
00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:30,514
Rodge. Ya gotta bounce.
513
00:21:30,514 --> 00:21:32,778
Ugh. Bounce?
514
00:21:32,778 --> 00:21:33,822
You really think so?
515
00:21:33,822 --> 00:21:35,432
Without question, my dude.
516
00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:37,803
Oh, man. Thank you, Gary.
And you're so right.
517
00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:40,352
I-I gotta break up with her,
'cause it's insane, right?
518
00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:42,918
Absolutely. Certifiably cray.
519
00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:45,529
Oh, no.
520
00:21:45,529 --> 00:21:47,314
- All right. Uh. Good luck to Roger.
- I gotta get back.
521
00:21:47,314 --> 00:21:51,187
Uh, now what do we do?
We take, like, a break?
522
00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:52,536
Oh... You know what?
523
00:21:52,536 --> 00:21:54,147
Let's take... Let's take one more call.
524
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,713
Who... Who do we got waiting?
525
00:21:55,713 --> 00:21:57,541
We have Sarah from Bayview.
526
00:21:57,541 --> 00:21:58,891
Claudia!
527
00:21:58,891 --> 00:22:01,284
Sarah from Bayview.
528
00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:02,720
Hope this isn't about peanuts.
529
00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:09,672
So much bare skin.
530
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:12,141
I'm like da Vinci looking
at a blank canvas.
531
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,532
Oh, look at this. I have a match.
532
00:22:13,557 --> 00:22:15,211
Ooh, very pretty.
533
00:22:15,211 --> 00:22:16,822
Oh, and judging by the
Nat King Cole poster,
534
00:22:16,822 --> 00:22:18,214
she's got good taste in music,
535
00:22:18,214 --> 00:22:19,563
so she's probably never heard
of the Red Ferns.
536
00:22:19,563 --> 00:22:21,565
Hey, we had a few hits, okay?
537
00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:23,045
Wow.
538
00:22:23,045 --> 00:22:25,308
She liked the photo of me
in the wheelchair.
539
00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:26,744
- There you go.
- Okay.
540
00:22:26,744 --> 00:22:27,842
So what do I do now?
541
00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:29,956
You send her a picture
of what you're packing.
542
00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:32,011
- Seriously?
- No.
543
00:22:32,011 --> 00:22:33,403
No one needs to see what you're packing,
544
00:22:33,403 --> 00:22:35,014
unless your name is Marie Kondo,
and in that case,
545
00:22:35,014 --> 00:22:37,494
like, congratulations
on sparking a movement.
546
00:22:37,494 --> 00:22:38,974
Oh, she wants to meet this afternoon.
547
00:22:38,974 --> 00:22:41,977
Ooh. Well, my work here is done.
548
00:22:45,148 --> 00:22:46,739
What's going on under the hood?
549
00:22:46,764 --> 00:22:51,623
416 horsepower,
with a twin turbo V6 engine.
550
00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:54,141
Look at the sunroof.
551
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:56,168
More like a moon-stars-and-sun-roof
552
00:22:56,193 --> 00:22:58,717
with everything you can see out of it.
553
00:22:58,776 --> 00:23:01,083
And because of the glass roof's
unique design,
554
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,520
it provides a larger opening
and more interior headroom
555
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,435
than a conventional roof.
556
00:23:05,435 --> 00:23:07,611
Well, I'm sold.
557
00:23:07,611 --> 00:23:10,919
That's great.
Let's go get started on the paperwork.
558
00:23:10,919 --> 00:23:13,186
Hey, Larry. Larry?
559
00:23:13,211 --> 00:23:14,767
You mind giving my dad and I a minute?
560
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:16,446
Of course.
561
00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,615
Dad, you are not buying a car today.
562
00:23:19,928 --> 00:23:21,234
Oh, really?
563
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,496
And why is that?
564
00:23:23,476 --> 00:23:24,788
'Cause the truth is...
565
00:23:24,813 --> 00:23:26,989
My car's been ready since 9:00 a.m.?
566
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,363
You knew?
567
00:23:28,388 --> 00:23:30,042
After I got off the phone with you,
568
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:32,765
I called the garage to complain
about why it was taking so long.
569
00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:34,400
Yeah, of course you did.
570
00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:36,640
You wanna tell me why you lied to me?
571
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,252
'Cause I don't want you driving.
572
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,644
Not until we get that MRI.
573
00:23:40,644 --> 00:23:42,820
I'm telling you, there's
nothing wrong with me.
574
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,822
Yeah, tell that to the parking lot guy
575
00:23:44,822 --> 00:23:49,044
who watched you blow not one,
not two, but all four tires.
576
00:23:49,044 --> 00:23:51,786
The only reason I forgot
my car was in reverse
577
00:23:51,786 --> 00:23:54,441
was because that guy
was being a complete ass.
578
00:23:54,441 --> 00:23:55,790
I've been driving for 60 years
579
00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:58,575
and haven't had so much
as a speeding ticket.
580
00:23:58,575 --> 00:24:00,751
I'm sorry, Pop.
581
00:24:00,751 --> 00:24:04,146
It is too risky. What if you hurt
yourself... Or someone else?
582
00:24:04,146 --> 00:24:07,758
Tell you what... Give me a road test.
583
00:24:07,758 --> 00:24:09,064
What? You mean, like...
584
00:24:09,064 --> 00:24:11,458
Let's go get my car
and we'll do a road test.
585
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,068
If I so much as roll a stop sign,
586
00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:14,940
I'll give you my keys,
587
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:18,900
but if I don't make any mistakes,
you cease and desist.
588
00:24:19,939 --> 00:24:22,202
So, do we have a deal?
589
00:24:23,383 --> 00:24:24,862
We have a deal.
590
00:24:33,423 --> 00:24:34,903
I don't know, Janet.
591
00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:37,614
I mean, maybe this is him
592
00:24:37,614 --> 00:24:38,876
taking it out on his safe person,
593
00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:40,878
which is what my therapist would say...
594
00:24:40,878 --> 00:24:44,427
Shout out Dr. Jessica Bruno! 'Sup?
595
00:24:44,452 --> 00:24:47,020
But I feel like this is something else.
596
00:24:47,045 --> 00:24:50,420
So, uh, I'm gonna say ya gotta bounce.
597
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:53,866
And I'm proud to announce that,
uh, it is my turn to bounce,
598
00:24:53,891 --> 00:24:56,155
because we are all back in the room
599
00:24:56,155 --> 00:25:00,376
with an actual professional, Dr. Bloom!
600
00:25:00,376 --> 00:25:02,161
Okay. Sorry, everyone.
601
00:25:02,161 --> 00:25:06,382
I had to step away, but I am back.
602
00:25:06,382 --> 00:25:08,341
We have Allison from Newton.
603
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,734
- Hi, Dr. Bloom. Big fan.
- Aww, thank you.
604
00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:13,389
But this is actually
more of a Gary question.
605
00:25:15,435 --> 00:25:16,958
Okay.
606
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,049
Dr. Bloom?
607
00:25:21,049 --> 00:25:22,483
Hello?
608
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:25,135
Here he comes.
609
00:25:27,577 --> 00:25:29,014
Uh.
610
00:25:29,744 --> 00:25:32,355
Uh... hi.
611
00:25:34,106 --> 00:25:36,064
It's Gare on the Air.
612
00:25:40,503 --> 00:25:41,939
The zucchinis were iffy,
613
00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:43,767
so we're just sticking with bell pepper.
614
00:25:46,727 --> 00:25:50,948
Uh, Soph, did you empty the cash
into the safe already?
615
00:25:50,948 --> 00:25:54,292
Uh, no. I didn't think I was
supposed to until after the dinner rush.
616
00:25:54,317 --> 00:25:56,972
Yeah, that's right. You're not.
617
00:25:56,997 --> 00:25:58,694
Eh...
618
00:25:58,719 --> 00:26:02,090
Oh, my God. We've been robbed.
619
00:26:08,727 --> 00:26:13,572
So, I just counted
it, so I know there's $1,236.
620
00:26:13,597 --> 00:26:15,294
And was the drawer locked?
621
00:26:15,319 --> 00:26:17,799
No, but one of us was on
the truck the entire time.
622
00:26:17,824 --> 00:26:19,695
Uh, actually, I did leave.
623
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,831
You did?
624
00:26:20,856 --> 00:26:23,127
Morgan was dropping off flyers
for our show,
625
00:26:23,152 --> 00:26:24,901
and I put them in my car.
626
00:26:24,926 --> 00:26:27,276
Unfortunately, it doesn't take long,
627
00:26:27,301 --> 00:26:28,868
especially if you have
someone casing your truck.
628
00:26:28,893 --> 00:26:30,591
Any idea who could've taken it?
629
00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:34,972
Actually, there was someone
hanging around here earlier.
630
00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:37,931
Well, yeah, but that was this morning.
631
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,194
I mean, it could've been anybody.
632
00:26:40,194 --> 00:26:43,284
Okay. Do you have security video?
633
00:26:43,284 --> 00:26:45,591
No.
634
00:26:45,591 --> 00:26:48,115
Look, the truth is, without video,
635
00:26:48,115 --> 00:26:50,448
we're probably not gonna catch
whoever took your money.
636
00:26:50,988 --> 00:26:52,381
But if I were you...
637
00:26:53,599 --> 00:26:55,862
...I'd find another neighborhood
to park your truck.
638
00:26:55,862 --> 00:26:57,542
Will do.
639
00:26:57,567 --> 00:26:59,605
I'll bring the report by later
for your insurance company.
640
00:26:59,605 --> 00:27:01,955
Thank you.
641
00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:09,876
So, how'd you get to Boston?
642
00:27:09,876 --> 00:27:12,966
Uh, my boyfriend and I had a
very mature and boring breakup.
643
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,446
Mm. I wanted a change,
644
00:27:14,446 --> 00:27:18,232
and my company has offices
in Boston and Lebanon.
645
00:27:18,232 --> 00:27:20,321
I'm allergic to pistachios,
so here I am.
646
00:27:20,321 --> 00:27:21,540
Okay.
647
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,976
First move since college.
648
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,804
Wow. And where did you go to school?
649
00:27:24,804 --> 00:27:26,676
The Bay Area.
650
00:27:28,329 --> 00:27:30,810
So, Stanford or Berkeley?
651
00:27:30,810 --> 00:27:32,812
Well, both, actually.
652
00:27:32,812 --> 00:27:35,467
I-I got my undergrad and masters
at Stanford,
653
00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:37,556
and then my PhD at Berkeley.
654
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:39,166
Wow. That is impressive.
655
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:41,473
Which is why I say "The Bay Area."
656
00:27:41,473 --> 00:27:43,475
It actually freaks a lot of guys out.
657
00:27:43,475 --> 00:27:47,479
And by guys, I obviously
mean little bitches.
658
00:27:47,479 --> 00:27:48,915
Well, in their defense,
659
00:27:48,915 --> 00:27:52,005
I can see how meeting
someone beautiful and smart
660
00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:54,007
could be a little terrifying.
661
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,487
Where did you go to school?
662
00:27:55,487 --> 00:27:58,490
Uh, I did a few semesters
at Sanborn College,
663
00:27:58,490 --> 00:28:01,101
then my band hit it kind of big.
664
00:28:01,101 --> 00:28:03,669
Oh. We went on tour,
and then for the next decade,
665
00:28:03,669 --> 00:28:07,456
I studied the effects
of alcohol on brain chemistry.
666
00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:09,370
- Mm.
- Got an honorary PhD in that.
667
00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:10,850
Impressive.
668
00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:12,330
And what do you do now?
669
00:28:13,853 --> 00:28:17,030
I'm a driver for Mov'n.
670
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:19,468
And how does that work with your chair?
671
00:28:19,468 --> 00:28:22,993
Oh, well, I have a retrofitted mini van.
672
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,838
It has room for four passengers.
673
00:28:24,863 --> 00:28:27,387
My ex-boyfriend actually had one
of those big conversion vans,
674
00:28:27,412 --> 00:28:29,191
you know, with the
chair lift on the side.
675
00:28:29,216 --> 00:28:30,315
Oh, yeah?
676
00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:32,877
Yeah, got surprisingly
great gas mileage.
677
00:28:32,902 --> 00:28:34,643
Huh.
678
00:28:34,668 --> 00:28:36,496
Yeah. I need to look into that.
679
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:41,402
Whoa.
680
00:28:41,402 --> 00:28:43,056
Two flavor cartridges?
681
00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:46,059
Now, this... this thing's got
all the bells and whistles.
682
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,887
Yeah, well, it's probably
gonna be a parting gift
683
00:28:47,887 --> 00:28:51,717
once Colton Cutler's Daddy
hears about that show.
684
00:28:51,717 --> 00:28:53,197
Maggie.
685
00:28:53,197 --> 00:28:57,027
Listen, that was, uh, awesome.
686
00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,245
Gary.
687
00:28:58,245 --> 00:29:00,160
Gare on the Air?
688
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,553
Loved it.
689
00:29:01,553 --> 00:29:04,034
Huh. Thanks.
690
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:07,254
Well, that's... that's gotta be
good, right?
691
00:29:07,254 --> 00:29:09,561
- Gare on the Air...
- No.
692
00:29:09,561 --> 00:29:13,434
That is not good. That is so annoying.
693
00:29:13,434 --> 00:29:15,001
I mean, you take over my show
694
00:29:15,001 --> 00:29:17,830
and make a total joke out of
it, and what? Now he likes it?
695
00:29:17,830 --> 00:29:19,571
That guy has never said
one complimentary thing
696
00:29:19,571 --> 00:29:21,196
about my show before, ever.
697
00:29:21,221 --> 00:29:22,574
Hey, I'm so sorry.
698
00:29:22,574 --> 00:29:23,900
I-I didn't mean to
make a joke of your show.
699
00:29:23,924 --> 00:29:25,751
- No.
- I-I just... I didn't know what to do.
700
00:29:25,751 --> 00:29:27,361
No, I know... I know you didn't,
701
00:29:27,361 --> 00:29:30,539
and I know that I am being,
as you said, "certifiably cray,"
702
00:29:30,539 --> 00:29:32,845
but...
703
00:29:32,845 --> 00:29:35,282
what if I never get back to myself?
704
00:29:35,282 --> 00:29:39,156
What if... What if I'm sick
all the way until I give birth?
705
00:29:40,636 --> 00:29:43,247
What if I can't bank enough episodes?
706
00:29:43,247 --> 00:29:46,293
I-I just feel...
I feel so out of control.
707
00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:50,123
What if I have to step away
708
00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:53,474
and I lose everything that
I've worked so hard for?
709
00:30:06,418 --> 00:30:10,118
Why don't you take a look
at that poster out there?
710
00:30:12,624 --> 00:30:17,063
Not only are you smoking hot...
711
00:30:17,063 --> 00:30:19,631
...but, uh, that's...
712
00:30:19,631 --> 00:30:23,156
That's "In the Room with Dr. Bloom."
713
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:24,984
Guess who built that.
714
00:30:24,984 --> 00:30:26,638
You did.
715
00:30:28,466 --> 00:30:31,382
Please, don't forget
how much power you have.
716
00:30:32,644 --> 00:30:33,993
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
717
00:30:33,993 --> 00:30:38,966
Or, maybe, instead of
worrying about Colton Cutler
718
00:30:38,991 --> 00:30:41,646
and his dad want you to do, you just...
719
00:30:41,827 --> 00:30:45,004
You just go tell him
exactly what youwant to do.
720
00:30:45,004 --> 00:30:47,528
Wow.
721
00:30:47,528 --> 00:30:50,183
That's not bad, Dr. Mendez.
722
00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:51,532
Really?
723
00:30:51,532 --> 00:30:53,622
Yeah.
724
00:30:53,622 --> 00:30:55,661
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
725
00:30:55,686 --> 00:30:56,730
Oh. Aww.
726
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,758
Ooh.
727
00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:02,152
Um, did you have
an everything bagel today?
728
00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:04,720
I did.
729
00:31:08,985 --> 00:31:13,755
Okay, Mario Andretti,
we can hit the road whenever you like.
730
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,384
I'm not even starting this car
until you buckle your seat belt.
731
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,257
Okay.
732
00:31:31,442 --> 00:31:33,705
No. I understand.
733
00:31:33,705 --> 00:31:35,620
Okay. Thank you.
734
00:31:37,535 --> 00:31:39,493
So, insurance can't reimburse us
735
00:31:39,493 --> 00:31:42,975
because the truck was left
unattended and unlocked.
736
00:31:42,975 --> 00:31:45,513
Oh. I am so sorry.
737
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:51,680
I'm a little frustrated
because I just told you
738
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,595
I needed you to focus
on this job while you're here.
739
00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:55,945
I know... you're right. You're right.
740
00:31:55,945 --> 00:31:58,034
Look, I promise,
no more busking, no more flyers.
741
00:31:58,034 --> 00:32:00,601
You can even dock my pay
to make up for it.
742
00:32:00,601 --> 00:32:03,604
No. That's... That's not necessary.
743
00:32:03,604 --> 00:32:06,129
We'll just do better
moving forward, okay?
744
00:32:07,478 --> 00:32:10,699
It is creepy that someone was in here.
745
00:32:10,699 --> 00:32:12,135
I know.
746
00:32:13,614 --> 00:32:16,095
Which I have to say,
Joseph wouldn't do that.
747
00:32:16,095 --> 00:32:18,184
I've been trying to give him
the tips from busking all week,
748
00:32:18,184 --> 00:32:19,707
and he won't take more than half.
749
00:32:19,732 --> 00:32:21,448
Yeah, well...
750
00:32:21,448 --> 00:32:24,451
people in desperate situations
do desperate things.
751
00:32:24,451 --> 00:32:26,627
Okay, no, you're way off base.
752
00:32:26,627 --> 00:32:29,456
Honestly, Gina, the way you and that cop
753
00:32:29,456 --> 00:32:32,285
were just automatically
assuming it was him...
754
00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,224
It's upsetting.
755
00:32:35,332 --> 00:32:38,291
Listen, my heart breaks for him,
756
00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,076
but I also need to look out for you,
757
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:45,185
and the sad truth is that many
of the unhoused are on drugs...
758
00:32:45,777 --> 00:32:47,866
including Joseph.
759
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:49,476
What?
760
00:32:49,476 --> 00:32:51,435
I saw track marks on his arm.
761
00:32:52,828 --> 00:32:54,438
No. That...
762
00:32:56,005 --> 00:32:58,050
Okay, and... and even then,
763
00:32:58,050 --> 00:33:00,313
that doesn't mean that he was
the one that stole from us.
764
00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:01,793
And you know it also doesn't
make him a bad person.
765
00:33:01,793 --> 00:33:03,795
If anything, we need to help him.
766
00:33:03,795 --> 00:33:05,666
That is exactly why
I didn't want to tell you.
767
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:08,539
I hope he gets the help that he needs,
but the last thing I want
768
00:33:08,539 --> 00:33:10,503
is for you to get more involved...
769
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,247
- Oh, my God. They're tearing it down.
- Wait, Soph.
770
00:33:30,604 --> 00:33:32,324
Uh, excuse me, why are...
Why are you doing this?
771
00:33:32,349 --> 00:33:33,694
I-I don't understand.
772
00:33:33,694 --> 00:33:35,696
There's been a lot of complaints
about this encampment.
773
00:33:35,696 --> 00:33:38,351
Some theft, drug activity.
774
00:33:38,351 --> 00:33:40,527
Okay, well, I think I was
one of those complaints,
775
00:33:40,527 --> 00:33:42,660
but I definitely
didn't want this to happen.
776
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:44,357
It's okay. It happens all the time.
777
00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:47,012
You can't just do this.
I mean, these are people's things.
778
00:33:47,012 --> 00:33:49,362
I mean, my friend isn't even
here to get what he needs.
779
00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:50,973
Look, I'm just doing my job.
780
00:33:54,585 --> 00:33:57,109
Uh, excuse me.
Do you know where Joseph is?
781
00:33:57,109 --> 00:33:59,372
He does dialysis on Fridays,
782
00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:01,113
usually gone all day.
783
00:34:01,113 --> 00:34:02,680
He's at dialysis?
784
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,812
Mm-hmm.
785
00:34:03,812 --> 00:34:06,118
Oh, my God.
786
00:34:06,118 --> 00:34:07,859
Oh, my God, those track marks
weren't from drugs.
787
00:34:07,859 --> 00:34:09,774
They're from dialysis.
788
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:13,212
Which also means that
he couldn't have been here
789
00:34:13,212 --> 00:34:14,866
when the money went missing.
790
00:34:14,866 --> 00:34:16,563
Yeah.
791
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:26,051
Yeah, I can't watch this.
792
00:34:31,635 --> 00:34:33,410
Do you think you're giving
this guy enough room?
793
00:34:33,435 --> 00:34:34,886
He's like a mile in front of you.
794
00:34:34,886 --> 00:34:37,236
His brake lights are out.
795
00:34:37,236 --> 00:34:39,238
He may get rear-ended by somebody today,
796
00:34:39,238 --> 00:34:41,414
but it's not gonna be me.
797
00:34:45,723 --> 00:34:47,856
Oh. It's Omar. Could be important.
798
00:34:47,856 --> 00:34:49,596
Your brother can wait.
799
00:34:52,308 --> 00:34:54,576
Hey, you want to take
a right turn up here, Pop?
800
00:34:54,601 --> 00:34:55,733
Ha!
801
00:34:55,733 --> 00:34:57,039
Nice try.
802
00:34:57,039 --> 00:34:59,432
It's a one-way street.
803
00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:01,260
Not gonna get me that easily.
804
00:35:07,876 --> 00:35:09,747
I mean, obviously, they're brave,
805
00:35:09,747 --> 00:35:12,576
but when you see these guys
competing in the Paralympics,
806
00:35:12,576 --> 00:35:14,447
it really blows your mind.
807
00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:16,580
Yeah, I should check that out.
808
00:35:17,886 --> 00:35:19,583
Want another coffee?
809
00:35:21,063 --> 00:35:23,761
I'm sorry. What is this?
810
00:35:23,761 --> 00:35:25,110
What is what?
811
00:35:25,110 --> 00:35:27,634
I mean, I think it's kinda weird
that your ex was in a wheelchair
812
00:35:27,634 --> 00:35:29,462
and now you're matching with me.
813
00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:31,638
You have a PhD. I drive for Mov'n.
814
00:35:31,638 --> 00:35:33,249
Is this some kind
of fetish or something?
815
00:35:33,249 --> 00:35:36,295
No. Whoa.
No. That's not what this is at all.
816
00:35:36,295 --> 00:35:37,818
I met my last boyfriend because
817
00:35:37,818 --> 00:35:40,473
he was on a basketball team
with my brother,
818
00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:43,302
who was in a chair
since he was 4 years old.
819
00:35:43,302 --> 00:35:45,957
So, I saw your photo
and I thought you were cute,
820
00:35:45,957 --> 00:35:48,960
and, you know, the chair just
isn't that big a deal to me.
821
00:35:50,657 --> 00:35:53,704
But it seems like maybe
it is a big deal to you.
822
00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,664
Can I get you guys anything else?
823
00:35:57,664 --> 00:35:59,275
I think we're good.
824
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:05,498
My God. I am so sorry.
825
00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:07,152
Listen, you seem like a really nice guy,
826
00:36:07,152 --> 00:36:08,849
but I'm just looking for someone
827
00:36:08,849 --> 00:36:11,591
who's a little more confident
in what they have to offer.
828
00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:16,292
Hit me up if you ever end up
figuring that out.
829
00:36:24,953 --> 00:36:26,171
Hi, Maggie.
830
00:36:26,171 --> 00:36:27,520
- You wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
831
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:31,960
Um, I wanted to talk
about my maternity leave.
832
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,310
I know that I asked
what you were expecting,
833
00:36:34,310 --> 00:36:37,182
but today, I realized what Iwant,
834
00:36:37,182 --> 00:36:41,621
and that is to take some time
off after my baby is born.
835
00:36:41,621 --> 00:36:44,494
Okay. Uh, how much?
836
00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:48,106
Uh, 10 weeks.
837
00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:51,457
Well, actually...
838
00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:53,285
corporate policy says you get 12,
839
00:36:53,285 --> 00:36:55,244
so I think you should take all 12.
840
00:36:56,350 --> 00:36:58,352
Uh, wow.
841
00:36:58,377 --> 00:36:59,596
Colton, that's...
842
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:04,818
I... Between the thoughtful gift
and this, that's really...
843
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:08,387
Sorry, your support means a lot.
844
00:37:08,387 --> 00:37:11,347
Well, a baby is an exciting thing.
845
00:37:11,347 --> 00:37:12,957
Yeah, it is.
846
00:37:13,961 --> 00:37:16,137
Okay. Well, yeah, great.
847
00:37:16,162 --> 00:37:17,719
All right. Then it's settled.
848
00:37:17,744 --> 00:37:19,485
- Thank you.
- Okay.
849
00:37:19,485 --> 00:37:21,139
Wow.
850
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:24,751
Uh, so, 12 weeks...
What are you gonna put in my slot?
851
00:37:24,751 --> 00:37:26,840
Oh, no, no. We're gonna get
a replacement therapist
852
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,494
to take over your show.
853
00:37:28,494 --> 00:37:30,714
You know, I wasn't so sure about it,
854
00:37:30,714 --> 00:37:33,934
but then hearing Gary today,
it just got me excited.
855
00:37:33,934 --> 00:37:37,764
I-I think the audience is gonna love
having a new voice in the mix.
856
00:37:37,764 --> 00:37:40,811
Wait, a-a replacement?
857
00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:43,596
Oh, guest host.
858
00:37:43,596 --> 00:37:46,556
No, you know, just temporarily,
while... while you're out.
859
00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:49,559
Although, you know,
a lot of women decide
860
00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:52,214
they want to stay at home
rather than come back to work,
861
00:37:52,214 --> 00:37:55,608
which is, of course,
a perfectly viable choice.
862
00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,610
- But I'm coming back.
- Oh, yeah. No.
863
00:37:57,610 --> 00:37:59,177
Of course... Of course you are.
864
00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:02,180
I'm just saying, whatever you
want is... is fine with us.
865
00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:03,747
So...
866
00:38:03,747 --> 00:38:06,054
Uh, enjoy that soda machine.
867
00:38:15,672 --> 00:38:18,196
So, did I pass?
868
00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:19,980
100%.
869
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:21,460
Great.
870
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:25,290
Then if you'll excuse me,
I'm going inside to watch golf.
871
00:38:28,032 --> 00:38:29,425
But, Dad, this isn't your house.
872
00:38:29,425 --> 00:38:31,601
This... This is the apartment
873
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:35,170
you and mom lived in
when I was first born.
874
00:38:37,781 --> 00:38:41,132
Right.
875
00:38:41,132 --> 00:38:43,743
Of course. I...
876
00:38:43,743 --> 00:38:45,517
We were just talking about
bringing you home
877
00:38:45,542 --> 00:38:48,240
from the hospital, and I think...
878
00:38:50,141 --> 00:38:52,100
I got confused.
879
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:53,449
Easy mistake.
880
00:38:53,449 --> 00:38:55,842
I mean, especially with all
the adrenaline, right?
881
00:38:55,842 --> 00:38:57,801
And me trying to trick you earlier.
882
00:38:57,801 --> 00:38:59,324
I'm... I'm sorry about that.
883
00:39:03,981 --> 00:39:07,376
It's okay, Pop.
You just... just give yourself a second.
884
00:39:09,204 --> 00:39:11,554
Maybe I've just been making excuses.
885
00:39:12,816 --> 00:39:14,644
Telling myself it's not about forgetting
886
00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:17,690
where you left your car keys...
887
00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:22,652
it's... it's about forgetting
what the car keys are for.
888
00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:26,569
I got you, Pop.
889
00:39:27,570 --> 00:39:29,224
No matter what.
890
00:39:30,573 --> 00:39:32,792
I'm gonna take care of you.
You know that, right?
891
00:40:13,746 --> 00:40:16,401
So, then, I basically accused her
892
00:40:16,401 --> 00:40:18,360
of being a "chair chaser."
893
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,927
I'm just lucky she didn't
throw her drink at me.
894
00:40:20,927 --> 00:40:23,408
I mean, it's not the strangest
fetish I've ever heard of.
895
00:40:23,408 --> 00:40:25,758
Are you familiar with Smurf Parties?
896
00:40:25,758 --> 00:40:28,196
Too familiar, sadly.
897
00:40:28,196 --> 00:40:30,198
Theo's asleep.
898
00:40:30,198 --> 00:40:32,591
I'm gonna be in the shower,
and I want you to join me there.
899
00:40:33,897 --> 00:40:35,203
- Who are you talking to?
- Uh, hang on a second.
900
00:40:35,203 --> 00:40:36,508
It's Eddie.
901
00:40:36,508 --> 00:40:37,509
My Eddie?
902
00:40:37,509 --> 00:40:38,728
I'm invested.
903
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:41,513
And why is he your Eddie?
904
00:40:41,513 --> 00:40:43,254
Look, hot water's
not gonna last forever.
905
00:40:43,254 --> 00:40:45,778
I will be there in a moment.
906
00:40:45,778 --> 00:40:47,258
Okay, then what happened?
907
00:40:47,258 --> 00:40:50,870
She said she thought that
I needed to be more confident
908
00:40:50,870 --> 00:40:52,437
in what I have to offer.
909
00:40:52,437 --> 00:40:54,352
Ugh. I officially hate anyone
910
00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:55,917
who went to college in "The Bay Area."
911
00:40:55,942 --> 00:40:57,596
No, she's right.
912
00:40:58,182 --> 00:41:00,576
The truth is,
I don't think I'm gonna find
913
00:41:00,576 --> 00:41:03,970
what I'm looking for on a dating app.
914
00:41:03,970 --> 00:41:06,480
Okay, where are you gonna find it?
915
00:41:08,975 --> 00:41:13,284
Your father did an incredible job today
916
00:41:13,284 --> 00:41:17,245
of being exactly what I needed,
when I needed it.
917
00:41:17,245 --> 00:41:19,986
I'm gonna need you to say that again.
918
00:41:19,986 --> 00:41:22,075
I just want to...
Just want to get it on record.
919
00:41:22,075 --> 00:41:24,164
And, uh, I may send it to Dr. Jessica,
920
00:41:24,164 --> 00:41:26,123
but that's... that's really
more for her than for me.
921
00:41:27,603 --> 00:41:29,648
He even came up
with his own catch phrase.
922
00:41:29,648 --> 00:41:31,955
Ooh. True story. "Ya gotta bounce."
923
00:41:31,955 --> 00:41:33,173
Whoa.
924
00:41:33,173 --> 00:41:35,263
I think someone else
liked your catch phrase.
925
00:41:37,003 --> 00:41:39,005
Ahh.
926
00:41:39,005 --> 00:41:40,180
- Try it again.
- Okay.
927
00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:41,312
Yeah.
928
00:41:41,312 --> 00:41:42,792
Yeah.
929
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:46,448
Ya gotta bounce.
930
00:41:49,842 --> 00:41:51,844
Hey, buddy.
931
00:41:51,844 --> 00:41:54,325
It's your dad here.
932
00:41:54,325 --> 00:41:56,632
Well, your
qualifications are exceptional,
933
00:41:56,632 --> 00:41:58,286
and we'll want to give you
an on-air audition,
934
00:41:58,286 --> 00:42:02,594
but I can already tell
you've got a great voice for radio.
935
00:42:02,594 --> 00:42:05,336
Well, I really appreciate
the opportunity.
936
00:42:05,336 --> 00:42:07,033
It's only for 12 weeks,
937
00:42:07,033 --> 00:42:10,298
but you never know.
938
00:42:10,298 --> 00:42:11,777
You never do.
939
00:42:13,801 --> 00:42:17,801
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