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Children:
♪ LATE LAST NIGHT ♪
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♪ AND THE NIGHT BEFORE ♪
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♪ TOMMYKNOCKERS, TOMMYKNOCKERS
KNOCKING AT THE DOOR ♪
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♪ I WANT TO GO OUT ♪
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♪ I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID
OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN ♪
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BOBBI!
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♪ AND THE NIGHT BEFORE ♪
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♪ TOMMYKNOCKERS, TOMMYKNOCKERS
KNOCKING AT THE DOOR ♪
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♪ I WANT TO GO OUT,
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID
OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN ♪
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HILLY, STOP IT!
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♪ I WANT TO GO OUT,
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID
OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN ♪
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MOM, MAKE HIM STOP!
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FRAIDY CAT!
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AM NOT!
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STOP TORTURING HIM.
GET READY FOR SCHOOL.
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MOM!
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HILLY, DON'T ARGUE
WITH YOUR MOM.
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COME STRAIGHT HOME
AFTER SCHOOL FOR CHORES.
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GRAMPS SAYS
YOU'RE ONLY A KID ONCE.
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GRAMPS DOESN'T PAY
THE BILLS AROUND HERE.
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AS LONG AS I DO,
YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY.
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YES, SIR.
OOPS!
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DAMN IT, HILLY!
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SORRY.
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WAIT UP, HILL.
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AND DON'T SLAM THE--
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[CRASH]
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HILLY WITHOUT ACCIDENTS
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IS LIKE McDONALDS
WITHOUT HAMBURGERS.
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YOU WERE
A LITTLE HARD ON HIM.
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WELL, SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO BE TOUGH ON HIM.
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YOUR DAD
SPOILS HIM ROTTEN.
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WELL, THOSE BOYS
ARE HIS WHOLE LIFE.
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"30 NEW TRICKS.
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"HOURS OF FUN
FOR THE YOUNG...
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PRESTIDIGITATOR?"
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THAT'S MAGICIAN
IN PLAIN ENGLISH.
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IS IT OK?
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IT'S COOL.
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EXCEPT...
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EXCEPT FOR WHAT?
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DAD SAYS THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC.
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DADS FORGET THINGS
BEING DADS.
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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
TO GROWNUPS.
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BUT YOU'RE A GROWNUP.
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NO, I'M AN OLD MAN.
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KIDS AND OLD PEOPLE,
WE KNOW THAT MAGIC'S REAL,
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NO MATTER WHAT
ANYBODY SAYS.
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THERE IS EVEN
A PLACE THAT'S MAGIC.
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A PLACE?
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YES, OUT BY
THE ANDERSON FARM.
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IN MY DAY, WE CALLED IT
BIG INJUN WOODS,
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BUT IT'S CALLED
BURNING WOODS NOW.
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NO MATTER WHAT IT'S CALLED,
THERE'S MAGIC THERE.
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THE INJUNS BELIEVED IT,
AND SO DO I.
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YOU MEAN
THEY'RE HAUNTED?
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YEAH. MAGIC SPIRITS.
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YOU HAVE TO KEEP
YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU
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WHEN YOU GO THERE,
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AND, HILLY, NEVER,
NEVER GO THERE ALONE.
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OK, DAVEY, LET'S USE
YOUR THUMB, SHALL WE?
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THERE YOU GO. RIGHT THERE.
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GOOD. PERFECT.
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YOU SEE?
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THAT'S HOW WE
FINGERPRINT OUR SUSPECTS.
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SEE THAT, EVERYBODY?
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OVER HERE--
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COME ON OVER HERE.
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THIS--THIS IS WHERE
WE HAVE OUR CELLS.
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WE PUT ALL THE PEOPLE
WHO BREAK THE LAW IN HERE.
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DOWN HERE,
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THIS IS
THE DISPATCHER'S STATION,
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WHERE MRS. PAULSON ANSWERS
ALL THE IMPORTANT POLICE CALLS.
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DON'T YOU, MRS. PAULSON?
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[DING DING]
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YES, I DO.
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OK.
COME ON IN HERE.
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LET'S GO SEE
THE SCHOOLROOM.
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THIS IS THE BEST PART.
COME ON.
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YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS
A LITTLE GIRL,
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MY PARENTS
USED TO TRAVEL A LOT.
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EVERY TIME THEY WENT
TO A NEW COUNTRY,
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THEY BROUGHT ME
ANOTHER DOLL,
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SO I HAVE DOLLS
FROM AFRICA, EAST ASIA,
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AND FROM ALL OVER
THE WORLD.
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ARE DOLLIES
YOUR HOBBY?
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OH, YES, THEY ARE
MY HOBBY.
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MY FRIENDS
KNOW THAT I LIKE THEM
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SO WHENEVER THEY TRAVEL,
THEY BRING ME ONE.
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NO, WE DON'T WANT
TO BREAK ANYTHING.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
JOJO'S NEVER BEEN BROKEN.
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GO AHEAD.
PULL THAT.
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Doll: MY NAME IS JOJO.
WHAT'S YOURS?
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GRRR!
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THEY'RE BAD!
I'M SCARED!
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DAVEY, IT'S OK,
SWEETHEART.
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COME ON, CHILDREN.
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TELL YOU WHAT.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK
SOME OTHER TIME,
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AND WE'LL
SEE THEM TOGETHER?
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ALL ALONE.
JUST YOU AND ME.
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ALL RIGHT?
BYE, DAVEY.
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BYE.
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NOW, ONE OF YOU
SCARED THAT LITTLE BOY.
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COME ON.
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WHICH ONE OF YOU
SCARED THAT LITTLE BOY?
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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[RING]
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[RING]
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YEAH, HAVEN POST OFFICE.
JOE PAULSON.
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HI, JOE. IT'S ME.
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HI, HON.
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BE RIGHT HOME
AT 6:00.
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I'M MAKING THAT CHICKEN
KIEV RUSSKIES EAT.
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SQUIRTS BUTTER WHEN YOU
STICK YOUR FORK IN IT.
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HONEY, I HAVE
TO WORK LATE TONIGHT.
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OH, JOE, COME ON!
NOT AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW THAT NEW
POSTMISTRESS
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IS A REAL TYRANT.
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OH, YEAH, HONEY.
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SHE'S MUCH HARDER ON ME
THAN OLD CHARLIE ESTABROOKE.
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YOU TELL HER FOR ME
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THAT BECKA PAULSON LIKES
HER HUSBAND HOME FOR DINNER.
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HONEY, I WILL.
I GOT TO GO NOW.
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Becka: BYE.
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THAT WOMAN'S GOING
TO BE THE DEATH OF HIM.
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HMM!
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ARE YOU READY?
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AM I READY?
IS THAT YOUR QUESTION?
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IT'S LIKE
THE SIGN SAYS--
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NEITHER SNOW
NOR RAIN NOR...
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SLEET...
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NOR GLOOM
OF NIGHT...
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CAN STAY
THESE COURIERS...
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FROM THE SWIFT
COMPLETION...
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AW, JEEZ!
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Both: OF THEIR
APPOINTED ROUNDS.
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TO BE BURIED
IN BUFFALO SKINS...
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[TYPEWRITER CARRIAGE
RETURNS]
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RATHER THAN
IN COTTON CLOTHES.
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UGH!
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[WHINES]
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WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
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[ARF]
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WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
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OK. LET'S GO. COME ON.
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[ARF]
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COME ON.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
ONE MORE TIME.
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READY?
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READY?
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GO GET IT.
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GO GET IT.
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[WHINING]
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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YOU CAN'T SEE
WHERE IT WENT?
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WHERE DID IT GO?
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[ARF ARF]
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OH.
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OH, WOW!
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I'M OK. I'M OK.
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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WHAT?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
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WHAT?
IT'S JUST A CAN.
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HERE IT IS.
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OW!
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WOW.
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WEIRD.
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UH...
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[HOWLING]
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[GRRR]
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, HUH?
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[ARF ARF]
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[HOWLING]
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OK, OK.
WE'LL GO HOME.
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COME ON.
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COME ON.
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I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
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A NEW FRIEND OF OURS
FROM MAINE--JAMES GARDENER.
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HI, I'M JIM,
AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.
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All: HI, JIM.
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I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK
IN ABOUT A YEAR NOW,
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NOT THAT I DON'T
WANT ONE ALL THE TIME.
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THE HELL I DON'T.
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THE THING
WITH ME AND BOOZE IS
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I HAVE A BAD
CONTAINMENT SYSTEM.
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THERE'S THIS TECHNICIAN
IN HERE
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THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN FIRED
LONG AGO.
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AND WHEN I DRINK,
I, UH...
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I TURN INTO THIS STRANGER
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WHO DOES THE STUPIDEST,
CRAZY THINGS.
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MONSTER.
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AND MY FRIEND BOBBI,
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SHE ALWAYS SAYS
"KNOWING IS ONE THING,
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"BUT DOING SOMETHING
ABOUT IT IS, UH...
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IS ANOTHER."
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WELL, ANYWAY,
THE PROBLEM IS
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I'VE GOT THIS POEM
I HAVE TO READ IN PUBLIC.
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00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:06,541
IT'S PROBABLY
THE LAST CHANCE I'LL HAVE
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TO SEE IF I CAN HACK IT
ON THE CIRCUIT AS A POET.
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OR JUST HANG UP MY JOCK.
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AND, UH...
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I'M SCARED TO DEATH
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I'M GOING TO NEED
A DRINK TO DO IT.
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I'M SCARED TO DEATH.
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I APPRECIATE
YOU BRINGING THIS, BUTCH,
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00:12:44,947 --> 00:12:48,450
BUT YOU COULD'VE CALLED
IT IN OR FAXED IT TO ME.
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ALL PART OF
THE SERVICE, RUTHIE.
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THANK YOU.
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WELL--
UM...
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ANY PLANS ON COMING
UP TO DERRY SOON?
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NO, NOT IN
THE NEAR FUTURE. WHY?
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NO REASON.
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JUST WONDERING.
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YEAH.
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LADIES.
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BYE, BUTCH.
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GOOD-BYE.
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WHAT?
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I THINK
HE'S SWEET ON YOU.
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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
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I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.
ANYTHING NEW?
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QUIET ON THIS FRONT,
CAPTAIN.
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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ASK
THAT MERRILL WOMAN OUT?
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HAVEN'T YOU GOT
SOMETHING BETTER TO DO
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THAN WORRY ABOUT
MY PRIVATE LIFE?
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00:14:02,024 --> 00:14:03,525
LIKE CHECKING
ALL THE DINERS
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IN NORTHERN MAINE
FOR HEALTH VIOLATIONS?
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BARK ALL YOU WANT.
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00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,532
BECAUSE SHE WAS
YOUR PARTNER'S WIFE
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AND A DAMN FINE
CONSTABLE BESIDES,
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IS NO REASON NOT
TO SPEAK YOUR HEART.
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LET IT BE, FELLAS.
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BEN'S RIGHT.
TIME'S GOING BY.
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NEITHER OF YOU
IS GETTING YOUNGER.
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BECKA.
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00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:22,044
HMM?
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00:14:22,044 --> 00:14:23,545
GET AWAY
FROM THAT WINDOW
247
00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:26,048
AND GO BACK TO WORK,
PLEASE.
248
00:14:26,048 --> 00:14:27,049
ALL RIGHT.
249
00:14:37,059 --> 00:14:39,061
[THUNDER]
250
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:51,707
HILLY?
251
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:56,211
GO TO SLEEP, KIDDO.
252
00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:57,712
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
253
00:14:57,713 --> 00:14:59,715
I'M READING
ABOUT HARRY HOUDINI.
254
00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:00,716
WHO'S THAT?
255
00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:02,217
THE GREATEST MAGICIAN
IN HISTORY.
256
00:15:02,217 --> 00:15:05,220
I'M GONNA BE
JUST LIKE HIM SOMEDAY.
257
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:06,721
GO TO SLEEP, KID.
258
00:15:15,097 --> 00:15:17,099
THAT HOT WATER HEATER
IS REALLY SHOT.
259
00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:19,101
I THOUGHT I'D GET A NEW ONE
WHILE YOU'RE GONE.
260
00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:21,103
SEE IF YOU CAN
KEEP IT GOING.
261
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:23,105
I'LL BUY A NEW ONE
WHEN I GET BACK.
262
00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:27,609
OK. PETE AND I FOUND
A GREAT CACHE OF FIREWOOD.
263
00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:28,611
MM-HMM.
264
00:15:29,111 --> 00:15:30,612
HAVEN'T STARTED
THE NOVEL, HUH?
265
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:34,116
JUST BECAUSE
I'M A LITTLE BLOCKED,
266
00:15:34,116 --> 00:15:36,118
THAT'S NO REASON
TO RUB IT IN.
267
00:15:36,619 --> 00:15:38,621
SO THAT SEXY
YOUNG SCHOOL MARM
268
00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:40,622
AND THE GRUFF
BUFFALO HUNTER,
269
00:15:41,123 --> 00:15:42,124
THEY HAVEN'T
GOTTEN TOGETHER YET?
270
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,126
I HATE YOU.
271
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:47,630
YOU OK?
272
00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:51,633
HEY,
NEVER BETTER, BOBBI.
273
00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:55,137
NEVER BETTER.
274
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:02,144
[THUNDER]
275
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,404
[WHINING]
276
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,910
[ARF]
277
00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:22,164
[ARF ARF]
278
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,922
[HOWLING]
279
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,425
IT'S JUST A STORM, BUDDY.
280
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,928
IT'S JUST A STORM.
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
281
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,580
MM-MM.
HERE'S SOME NICE MUSH
282
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,582
FOR THOSE OLD TEETH.
283
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,595
SO, IT'S NOT MY
IMAGINATION, RIGHT?
284
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,599
HIS RIGHT EYE VISION
DOES SEEM TO BE RETURNING.
285
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,601
LET'S TAKE
A CLOSER LOOK.
286
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,102
[SNARLS]
287
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,103
HEY.
288
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,105
HEY!
289
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,606
SORRY,
HE'S NOT LIKE THIS.
290
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,608
PETER!
291
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,109
DR. ETHERIDGE,
COME QUICK.
292
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,112
I'M AFRAID YOU'LL
HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.
293
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,616
HEY, HEY, HEY.
294
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,118
WHAT'S--HEY!
295
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:37,623
HEY.
296
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,634
[ARF ARF]
297
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,636
[ARF ARF]
298
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,261
HEY!
299
00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:10,522
LADY, WHY DON'T YOU GET
YOUR DOG OUT OF HERE?
300
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:11,523
LET'S GO.
301
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,533
OUR LAST POET
IS NO STRANGER
302
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,536
TO THOSE WHO REMEMBER
RAGING ANGEL,
303
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:28,039
THE BOOK CRITICS CLAIMED
GAVE AUTHORITATIVE VOICE
304
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,543
TO THE ANGST
OF THE LAST DECADE.
305
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,044
I TRUST HE'LL PROVIDE US
WITH A MEMORABLE FINISH,
306
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,047
READING US
HIS LATEST WORK.
307
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,548
FRIENDS
OF NEW POETRY,
308
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:41,052
I GIVE YOU
JAMES ERIC GARDENER.
309
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,554
[APPLAUSE]
310
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,558
Gardener.
311
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,075
[TAPPING]
312
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:05,577
GOOD EVENING.
313
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,079
I WAS, UH...
314
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:10,582
GOING TO TRY TO LIVE UP
TO MY REPUTATION
315
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:15,087
AND READ SOMETHING
NEW AND ANGRY TONIGHT,
316
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:16,588
BUT INSTEAD, I THINK I'LL BE
A LITTLE UNPREDICTABLE
317
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:20,092
AND READ SOMETHING
FROM MY FIRST BOOK.
318
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,595
IT'S A LOVE POEM
CALLED ONE MORE MILE.
319
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,098
IT'S FOR BOBBI ANDERSON.
320
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,602
"ONLY FOR YOU."
321
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,106
"I WAS RAISED TO BELIEVE
GOD WAS LOVE,
322
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,608
"BUT HOW LOVING
CAN GOD BE
323
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,109
"WHEN HE MAKES
MEN AND WOMEN
324
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,611
"SMART ENOUGH
TO LAND ON THE MOON
325
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,613
"BUT STUPID ENOUGH
TO HAVE TO LEARN
326
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:44,115
"THAT THERE IS
NO SUCH THING AS FOREVER,
327
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:48,120
"ONLY TO HAVE TO LEARN IT
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
328
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,621
"ONE MORE MILE.
329
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,623
"JUST ONE MORE MILE.
330
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,625
"THEN ONE DAY I DREAMED
331
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,627
"I FOUND YOU...
332
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,630
"ILLUSION MADE SUBSTANCE,
333
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,633
"IN A DREAM REALER
THAN ANY MIRAGE
334
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,635
"YOUR EYES LOOKED UP
AT ME AND SAW
335
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,637
"THE ME I WISH I WAS.
336
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,639
"AND AFTER ALL THESE DOUBTS
AND ALL THESE FEARS,
337
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,641
"AFTER ALL THESE QUESTIONS
WITHOUT ANSWERS
338
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,142
"AND DREAMS
WITHOUT SUBSTANCE,
339
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,645
I JOURNEYED HOME."
340
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,648
"ONE MORE MILE.
341
00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:19,150
JUST ONE LAST MILE."
342
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,655
"AND THERE YOU WERE."
343
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,174
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
344
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,177
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
345
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,430
ARE YOU RINGING
THE RIGHT ROOM?
346
00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:50,932
HE'S WITH THE NEW ENGLAND
POETRY CARAVAN.
347
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:52,434
I HAVE BEEN RINGING,
MA'AM.
348
00:20:52,434 --> 00:20:54,436
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?
349
00:20:54,937 --> 00:20:57,940
JUST TELL HIM--
NEVER MIND.
350
00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,942
NO, THANKS.
I'LL JUST TRY LATER.
351
00:21:04,947 --> 00:21:07,449
WELL, HE'D SEE IT
ALL RIGHT.
352
00:21:07,449 --> 00:21:10,084
HE'D SAY, "BOBBI,
CATARACTS DON'T RECEDE."
353
00:21:11,086 --> 00:21:14,089
"YOU'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHERE'S HE'S BEEN
354
00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:15,590
AND WHAT HE'S
GOTTEN INTO."
355
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:18,092
WELL, BUDDY,
I KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN.
356
00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:21,096
I'M GOING TO TAKE
A BETTER LOOK.
357
00:21:21,096 --> 00:21:23,098
[WHINES]
358
00:21:46,488 --> 00:21:47,489
[ARF ARF]
359
00:21:51,994 --> 00:21:54,496
HERE. COME HERE.
360
00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:57,248
OK. LISTEN.
361
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,634
I DON'T WANT YOU
GOING WITH ME,
362
00:21:59,634 --> 00:22:02,637
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU
FREAKING OUT.
363
00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:04,138
GO BACK TO THE HOUSE.
GO ON.
364
00:22:04,139 --> 00:22:05,140
GOOD BOY.
365
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,419
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
366
00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:02,947
MY FOLKS WILL KILL ME
367
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:05,450
IF THEY FIND OUT
WE WERE HERE.
368
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:06,951
WHO'S GOING TO TELL THEM?
369
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:09,955
GRAMPS SAYS THIS IS WHERE
THE MICKMACK INDIANS
370
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:12,457
USED TO PRAY TO THEIR GODS.
371
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,958
GIVE ME A BREAK!
372
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:14,960
REALLY.
373
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,963
THEY BELIEVED THIS
WAS A PLACE OF MAGIC,
374
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,966
IN-BETWEEN THE SPIRIT
WORLD AND THE REAL.
375
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,467
UGH!
376
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,468
GROSS!
377
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:26,471
WHOA. WHAT DO YOU
THINK KILLED IT?
378
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,473
PROBABLY ATE
SOME POISONED BAIT.
379
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:33,345
YEAH, OR MAYBE IT WAS
A SACRIFICE TO THE GODS.
380
00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:34,346
YEAH.
381
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:35,847
SHH!
382
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:37,849
[HUMMING SOUND]
383
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:38,850
WHAT?
384
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,852
DON'T YOU HEAR IT?
385
00:23:59,754 --> 00:24:00,755
GRAMPS WAS RIGHT.
386
00:24:00,755 --> 00:24:02,873
HILLY.
387
00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,375
RUN, BARNEY!
388
00:24:10,132 --> 00:24:12,134
WHAT ARE YOU KIDS
DOING HERE?
389
00:24:12,134 --> 00:24:14,136
SHOULDN'T BE ALONE
IN THE WOODS.
390
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:17,139
LET'S GO CALL YOUR DAD.
HE'LL COME PICK YOU UP.
391
00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:21,643
DRINK, SIR?
392
00:24:21,643 --> 00:24:22,644
UH...
393
00:24:22,644 --> 00:24:24,145
TONIC WATER,
PLEASE.
394
00:24:24,146 --> 00:24:25,647
I THOUGHT YOUR POEM
395
00:24:25,647 --> 00:24:27,649
WAS WONDERFUL TONIGHT,
MR. GARDENER.
396
00:24:27,649 --> 00:24:30,151
THANKS VERY MUCH, SON.
397
00:24:30,152 --> 00:24:33,155
HEY, MY FRIENDS
CALL ME JIM.
398
00:24:35,157 --> 00:24:36,158
THANKS.
399
00:24:36,158 --> 00:24:37,659
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT,
GARDENER?
400
00:24:37,659 --> 00:24:40,662
PATRICIA, I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU CARED.
401
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:44,916
TONIC WATER.
402
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:45,917
I'M DUBIOUS.
403
00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:47,419
YES, YOU ALWAYS
HAVE BEEN,
404
00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:49,921
BUT YOU'RE REALLY
TICKED OFF.
405
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,924
I GOT THE BIGGEST HAND
OF THE DAY.
406
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:56,928
I PAY YOU TO READ
NEW POETRY, NOT OLD STUFF.
407
00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:59,931
WHEN'S THE LAST POEM YOU
WROTE THAT GOT PUBLISHED
408
00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,432
OR THAT WAS ANY GOOD?
409
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:04,936
YOU MAY FOOL THEM,
BUT YOU DON'T FOOL ME.
410
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:07,438
YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A DRUNK, GARDENER.
411
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,441
ALWAYS WERE,
ALWAYS WILL BE.
412
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,453
WHY DON'T WE ADD
SOME VODKA TO THAT?
413
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:23,455
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
MR. GARDENER.
414
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:26,458
I SAY,
ON SECOND THOUGHT...
415
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:29,594
HOLD THE TONIC.
416
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:45,476
HI, PEARL.
HOW ARE YOU?
417
00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:46,478
HI, SHERIFF.
418
00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:48,479
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
419
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,481
JUST MY USUAL
WASH AND FLUFF.
420
00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,484
DON'T LISTEN TO
A WORD SHE SAYS.
421
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,987
YOU GOT TO DOLL
HER ALL UP.
422
00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,489
SHE'S GOT
A BIG DATE.
423
00:25:58,490 --> 00:25:59,991
DO YOU MIND?
424
00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:00,992
BIG.
425
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:01,993
STOP IT.
426
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,495
SHE'S GOING TO THE MOVIES
WITH BUTCH DUGAN.
427
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,498
TELL THE WORLD,
WHY DON'T YOU?
428
00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:09,501
WE'LL ZIP YOU INTO
ONE OF THOSE OUTFITS
429
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,002
LIKE MICHELLE
PFEIFFER WEARS.
430
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:12,503
JUST MY REGULAR,
PEARL, PLEASE.
431
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:14,005
CAN YOU SHOW HER
432
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:16,507
SOME OF THAT NEW
POLISH AND LIPSTICK
433
00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:18,009
THAT YOU GOT IN?
434
00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:20,011
YES, YES.
FINAL PASSION.
435
00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:21,512
NO!
436
00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,014
NO. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
437
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:25,516
THAT'S WHERE
I DRAW THE LINE, GIRLS.
438
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,519
AW!
AW!
439
00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:30,522
RUTH'S RIGHT.
WE DON'T WANT OUR SHERIFF
440
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:34,025
PARADING AROUND TOWN
LOOKING LIKE A FLOOZY.
441
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:37,529
Besides, I just sold the last
set to our postmistress.
442
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:40,532
GOOD. I'M GLAD
TO HEAR THAT.
443
00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:42,033
LADIES.
444
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,534
HI, NANCY.
HI, NANCY.
445
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,038
WELL, THEN...
446
00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:48,539
BYE-BYE, EVERYONE.
447
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,041
BYE, NANCY.
448
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,542
THAT WAS CLOSE.
449
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:52,544
YEAH, YEAH.
450
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,046
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
451
00:26:55,046 --> 00:26:56,547
BOBBI ANDERSON'S
WOODS.
452
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:57,932
Marie: NOT BURNING WOODS?
453
00:26:57,932 --> 00:27:00,434
AFTER ALL THAT
WE'VE TOLD YOU
454
00:27:00,935 --> 00:27:02,937
ABOUT NOT
GOING IN THERE?
455
00:27:02,937 --> 00:27:05,940
YOU WERE RIGHT, GRAMPS.
THE WOODS ARE MAGIC.
456
00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:07,441
UPSTAIRS, YOUNG MAN.
457
00:27:08,443 --> 00:27:09,944
BAD MAGIC.
458
00:27:09,944 --> 00:27:11,445
NOT ANOTHER WORD.
459
00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:17,952
WELL, EV HILLMAN,
460
00:27:17,952 --> 00:27:19,453
THIS LOOKS
LIKE YOUR FAULT.
461
00:27:19,454 --> 00:27:20,955
THE BOY'S ALWAYS
JUMPING AROUND.
462
00:27:20,955 --> 00:27:22,957
I WAS THE SAME.
463
00:27:22,957 --> 00:27:25,960
IF YOU'RE GONNA LIVE
UNDER MY ROOF,
464
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,461
WOULD YOU PLEASE
LIVE BY MY RULES?
465
00:27:32,967 --> 00:27:33,968
EV.
466
00:27:38,973 --> 00:27:40,474
I'M SORRY.
467
00:27:46,981 --> 00:27:48,482
[SIGHS]
468
00:27:48,483 --> 00:27:50,485
ARE YOU OK?
469
00:27:50,485 --> 00:27:52,854
I GOT A HELL
OF A HEADACHE.
470
00:27:52,854 --> 00:27:55,356
I THINK SOMETHING
BIT ME OUT THERE
471
00:27:55,357 --> 00:27:57,859
WHEN I WAS
PICKING UP HILLY.
472
00:27:57,859 --> 00:27:59,360
THAT SUMMER FLU'S
GOING AROUND.
473
00:27:59,361 --> 00:28:00,862
I'LL CALL DOC WARD.
474
00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:03,998
NO. HE'LL JUST TELL ME
TO DRINK LOTS OF WATER
475
00:28:04,499 --> 00:28:06,751
AND GET PLENTY OF REST.
476
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:18,763
PSST. WHAT'S
HIS NAME AGAIN?
477
00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:21,265
NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T TELL ME.
478
00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:24,519
IT'S THAT SOUND YOU
MAKE WHEN YOU GARGLE.
479
00:28:24,519 --> 00:28:26,521
ARGLEBARGLE.
480
00:28:26,521 --> 00:28:28,022
THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?
481
00:28:28,022 --> 00:28:29,023
ARGLEBARGLE.
482
00:28:29,023 --> 00:28:30,524
WELL, ARBERG, ACTUALLY.
483
00:28:30,525 --> 00:28:33,027
NO. ARGLEBARGLE
SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER,
484
00:28:33,528 --> 00:28:34,529
DON'T YOU THINK?
485
00:28:34,529 --> 00:28:37,281
MR. ARGLEBARGLE,
HELLO.
486
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:44,289
MAYBE YOU'D BETTER
CALL IT A NIGHT.
487
00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:45,790
YES. MAYBE
YOU'RE RIGHT.
488
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:48,292
MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST GO HOME,
489
00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:50,295
GET A GOOD
NIGHT'S SLEEP,
490
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:52,297
AND LIVE TO WRITE
ANOTHER DAY.
491
00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:54,799
TO FIGHT...
ANOTHER DAY.
492
00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:58,303
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
HAVE FINALLY GOT
493
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,305
THIS CHERNOBYL BUSINESS
INTO PERSPECTIVE
494
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,807
SO WE CAN GO AHEAD
WITH THE NEW PLANT.
495
00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:04,308
26 DEAD. IT'S HORRIBLE,
496
00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:07,312
BUT LAST MONTH A PLANE
CRASH KILLED 195,
497
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:09,814
AND YOU DON'T
SEE THE GOVERNMENT
498
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,816
SHUTTING DOWN
ALL THE AIRLINES.
499
00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:13,818
AT CHERNOBYL,
THEY KILLED KIDS.
500
00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:15,820
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
501
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,822
LITTLE 9-YEAR-OLDS,
502
00:29:17,822 --> 00:29:19,824
THE ONES IN UTERO.
503
00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:22,827
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
MR., UH...KILOWATT?
504
00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:29,333
I'M GOING TO FIX YOU.
505
00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:32,337
OH, PATRICIA. REALLY?
506
00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:35,340
I'VE BEEN WAITING TO BE
FIXED BY YOU FOR YEARS.
507
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,841
SHALL WE GO UPSTAIRS
508
00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:39,343
OR GIVE EVERYBODY A TREAT
AND DO IT RIGHT HERE?
509
00:29:40,845 --> 00:29:43,347
I'LL SEE TO IT THAT
YOU NEVER WORK AGAIN,
510
00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:45,349
YOU DRUNKEN,
CONTENTIOUS,
511
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:46,851
WORTHLESS--
512
00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:48,352
CHEERS.
513
00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:50,855
HEY, YOU.
514
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,362
Man: WHAT'S GOING ON?
515
00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:06,871
CARAMBA.
516
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:08,373
HEY!
517
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:09,874
YOU STUPID ASS.
518
00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:10,875
ANDALE. ANDALE.
519
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:11,876
STOP THIS!
520
00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:13,377
SOMEBODY HELP ME.
521
00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:14,879
HELP YOU?
HELP YOU?
522
00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:18,382
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY,
MR. POWER MAN,
523
00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:20,385
MR. KILOWATT?
524
00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:23,755
YOU NUKING S.O.B.
525
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:26,140
YOU GOT TO BUG
OUT OF HERE.
526
00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:28,142
THE LADY'S
CALLED THE COPS.
527
00:30:28,142 --> 00:30:29,643
I SHOULDN'T
HAVE DONE THAT.
528
00:30:29,644 --> 00:30:30,645
HIT HIM?
529
00:30:30,645 --> 00:30:33,147
OPEN THE UMBRELLA
IN THE HOUSE.
530
00:30:33,147 --> 00:30:34,648
IT'S BAD LUCK.
531
00:30:34,649 --> 00:30:36,150
GOOD-BYE,
MY FRIEND.
532
00:30:36,150 --> 00:30:37,651
GOOD-BYE, SIR.
533
00:30:37,652 --> 00:30:39,654
GOOD-BYE.
534
00:30:39,654 --> 00:30:42,657
IF YOU REMEMBER NOTHING
ELSE IN THIS WORLD,
535
00:30:42,657 --> 00:30:44,659
REMEMBER THIS...
536
00:30:44,659 --> 00:30:46,661
GOD HATES A COWARD.
537
00:30:48,162 --> 00:30:49,163
AAH!
538
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,296
BOBBI.
539
00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:23,447
AAH!
540
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,461
OH, HELL.
541
00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:40,464
WHAT HAVE I...
542
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:50,475
WHAT DID I DO
THIS TIME, HUH?
543
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:55,980
BOBBI.
544
00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:02,987
BOBBI!
545
00:32:12,046 --> 00:32:13,547
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
546
00:32:14,048 --> 00:32:16,550
JACK KIMBALL'S MY NAME.
547
00:32:17,051 --> 00:32:18,052
HI, JACK.
548
00:32:18,052 --> 00:32:19,553
I'M A SALESMAN.
549
00:32:19,554 --> 00:32:21,556
"MR. SUCK IT UP."
550
00:32:21,556 --> 00:32:25,059
SPARE VACUUM-CLEANER
PARTS.
551
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,564
SELLING PEOPLE THE GREAT
AMERICAN DREAM, RIGHT?
552
00:32:29,564 --> 00:32:30,565
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
553
00:32:31,065 --> 00:32:32,566
AND WHAT'S YOUR GAME,
FRIEND?
554
00:32:32,567 --> 00:32:35,069
JIM GARDENER'S THE NAME.
555
00:32:35,069 --> 00:32:37,571
POETRY IS THE GAME.
556
00:32:39,073 --> 00:32:41,575
I NEVER MET
A POET BEFORE.
557
00:32:41,576 --> 00:32:44,078
SO WHERE,
IF I MIGHT ASK,
558
00:32:44,078 --> 00:32:45,579
ARE YOU HEADED,
MR. POET?
559
00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:48,583
TO A PLACE WHERE WHEN
YOU HAVE TO GO THERE,
560
00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:51,085
THEY HAVE TO
TAKE YOU IN--
561
00:32:51,085 --> 00:32:52,586
HOME.
562
00:32:53,588 --> 00:32:57,091
OH...THAT IS NICE.
563
00:32:57,091 --> 00:32:59,593
NOW, THAT'S VERY NICE.
564
00:32:59,594 --> 00:33:01,596
THERE'S A, UH...
THERMOS OF JAVA
565
00:33:01,596 --> 00:33:04,098
AND A SACK OF DRUNKEN
DOUGHNUTS IN THE BACK
566
00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:06,100
IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.
567
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:07,601
THANKS.
568
00:33:07,602 --> 00:33:09,103
HEY.
569
00:33:09,103 --> 00:33:11,605
LET'S SEE IF I CAN GET
SOME TRAVELING MUSIC.
570
00:33:11,606 --> 00:33:12,607
[STATIC]
571
00:33:14,108 --> 00:33:16,110
OH, DAMN.
572
00:33:16,110 --> 00:33:17,611
[ECHOING]
573
00:33:17,612 --> 00:33:19,113
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT?
574
00:33:19,113 --> 00:33:21,115
OH, THAT WAS ME.
575
00:33:21,115 --> 00:33:23,117
YOU SEE THIS?
576
00:33:23,117 --> 00:33:26,120
YEAH. YOU GET THAT
IN A FIGHT?
577
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,123
YEAH...WITH A GIANT PINE.
578
00:33:29,123 --> 00:33:31,625
WOW. HOW DID IT HAPPEN?
579
00:33:31,626 --> 00:33:34,629
I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS
THIS PRETTY YOUNG THING
580
00:33:34,629 --> 00:33:37,632
ON THE SLOPES
WHEN I WAS ABOUT 17.
581
00:33:37,632 --> 00:33:40,134
WHEN I WOKE UP,
582
00:33:40,134 --> 00:33:43,137
THEY'D FILLED MY HEAD
WITH THIS STEEL PLATE.
583
00:33:43,137 --> 00:33:46,140
TOLD ME I'D GET HEADACHES
FROM TIME TO TIME.
584
00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:48,642
HEADACHES? YOU'RE
LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
585
00:33:48,643 --> 00:33:50,144
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID.
586
00:33:50,144 --> 00:33:53,147
WHAT THEY DIDN'T SAY
WAS THAT NOW AND THEN
587
00:33:53,147 --> 00:33:55,149
I'D PICK UP A MICROWAVE DISH
OR RADIO TRANSMISSION.
588
00:33:55,149 --> 00:33:57,651
MAN, THAT IS
REALLY SOMETHING.
589
00:33:57,652 --> 00:34:00,154
YOU'RE THE FIRST GUY
I EVER MET
590
00:34:00,154 --> 00:34:03,157
WHO COULD DO
A TRICK LIKE THAT.
591
00:34:03,157 --> 00:34:04,658
SOME TRICK.
592
00:34:27,548 --> 00:34:28,432
HILLY!
593
00:34:30,184 --> 00:34:31,685
HILLY, WAKE UP.
594
00:34:31,686 --> 00:34:34,188
THERE'S A MONSTER
IN MY CLOSET.
595
00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:08,973
SOME MONSTER, SQUIRT.
596
00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:20,485
CAN I SLEEP
IN YOUR BED TONIGHT?
597
00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:21,986
SURE.
598
00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,487
BACK WE GO,
599
00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:25,490
ALL WARM
AND SAFE AND TOASTY.
600
00:35:27,992 --> 00:35:29,493
I SAW IT.
601
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,496
IT WAS A TOMMYKNOCKER.
602
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,998
IT'S ONLY
A NURSERY RHYME, DAVEY.
603
00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:35,499
WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
604
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:39,003
MY FRIENDS USED TO TEASE
ME ABOUT THEM, TOO.
605
00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:40,004
GOOD NIGHT.
606
00:35:53,134 --> 00:35:54,135
THANKS.
607
00:35:54,135 --> 00:35:57,138
NO NUTS.
608
00:35:57,138 --> 00:35:58,639
YOU LOOK REAL NICE.
609
00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:00,641
THANK YOU.
SO DO YOU.
610
00:36:00,641 --> 00:36:02,142
THANKS.
611
00:36:02,143 --> 00:36:03,644
I LIKED THAT MOVIE
TONIGHT.
612
00:36:03,644 --> 00:36:05,145
YEAH. ME, TOO.
613
00:36:07,648 --> 00:36:09,650
CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING, RUTHIE?
614
00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:11,652
I'LL ANSWER IF I CAN.
615
00:36:11,652 --> 00:36:13,654
AFTER RALPH DIED,
616
00:36:13,654 --> 00:36:15,155
WHY'D YOU STAY
IN HAVEN?
617
00:36:18,659 --> 00:36:22,162
WELL, TO START WITH,
618
00:36:22,163 --> 00:36:25,666
I DON'T LIKE
CITIES SO MUCH,
619
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:28,669
AND THEN...
AFTER A WHILE,
620
00:36:28,669 --> 00:36:30,671
THE LAND
CASTS A SPELL,
621
00:36:30,671 --> 00:36:32,673
KIND OF GETS TO YOU.
622
00:36:35,676 --> 00:36:38,178
SO, LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
623
00:36:38,179 --> 00:36:40,681
NAME IT.
624
00:36:40,681 --> 00:36:42,683
HOW COME YOU
NEVER GOT MARRIED?
625
00:36:43,184 --> 00:36:44,185
ME?
626
00:36:44,185 --> 00:36:47,688
EH. WHAT WOMAN WOULD
MARRY A BIG LUG LIKE ME?
627
00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:51,191
A LOT OF WOMEN.
628
00:36:52,693 --> 00:36:54,695
YEAH. AS A MATTER
OF FA--
629
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,581
COME HERE.
630
00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,588
WHAT?
631
00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:05,590
UH...NOTHING.
632
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:08,593
I WAS THINKING I HAVE
TO GET UP EARLY.
633
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:10,094
LET'S GO, OK?
634
00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:11,095
SURE.
635
00:37:29,363 --> 00:37:30,864
Becka: JOE!
636
00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:35,869
JOSEPH R. PAULSON,
GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!
637
00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:39,623
YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED.
DIDN'T YOU FORGET SOMETHING?
638
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:40,625
WHAT?
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
639
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:42,876
YOU OUGHT TO BE.
640
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,500
THE SANDWICHES...
641
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:51,385
FOR YOU AND THE BOYS
642
00:37:51,385 --> 00:37:52,886
FOR YOUR FISHING TRIP.
643
00:37:52,887 --> 00:37:53,888
REALLY. THIS IS GREAT.
644
00:37:53,888 --> 00:37:55,389
THANKS A LOT, HONEY.
645
00:37:55,389 --> 00:37:56,890
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
646
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:03,514
[HUMMING]
647
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:10,021
[HONKING]
648
00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:26,170
SHE BOUGHT
THE FISHING STORY?
649
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,172
HOOK, LINE,
AND SINKER.
650
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:29,173
GOOD.
651
00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:30,674
THEN HOP ON IN
652
00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:33,678
AND LET'S SEE
WHAT WE CAN CATCH.
653
00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:36,180
AHH...
654
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,548
HOP ON IN
655
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:40,551
AND LET'S SEE
WHAT WE CAN CATCH.
656
00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:47,942
THE MAGIC GUILLOTINE.
657
00:38:48,442 --> 00:38:49,943
BEHOLD ITS SHARPNESS.
658
00:38:51,946 --> 00:38:52,947
OBSERVE.
659
00:38:56,450 --> 00:39:00,454
I NEED A VOLUNTEER
FROM THE AUDIENCE.
660
00:39:00,454 --> 00:39:01,705
YOU, BARNEY APPLEGATE.
661
00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:02,707
ME?
662
00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:07,711
I HOPE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
663
00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:11,715
JUST PUT
YOUR FINGER IN HERE.
664
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:19,089
[SCREAMS]
665
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,592
[APPLAUSE]
666
00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:23,093
THANK YOU.
667
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,095
THANK YOU.
668
00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:28,099
NOW I NEED A VOLUNTEER
FOR MY NEXT TRICK.
669
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,601
ME! ME!
ME!
670
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:33,104
MR. ALLISON.
671
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,605
I DON'T THINK SO.
672
00:39:34,605 --> 00:39:37,858
COME ON, MR. A,
BE A SPORT.
673
00:39:37,858 --> 00:39:39,359
OK, I'LL DO IT.
674
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,862
JUST MAKE IT FAST,
HILLY.
675
00:39:41,862 --> 00:39:44,748
THE BLACK-AND-WHITE
RABBIT TRICK.
676
00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:46,250
FIRST IT'S WHITE.
677
00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:54,758
NOW PLEASE TAKE OFF
THE TOP, SIR.
678
00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:12,893
I'M SORRY, MR. ALLISON.
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
679
00:40:12,893 --> 00:40:15,395
I CAN DO THE MULTIPLYING
COIN TRICK.
680
00:40:30,411 --> 00:40:31,912
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
681
00:40:56,437 --> 00:40:57,438
PETE.
682
00:40:57,938 --> 00:40:58,438
PETE.
683
00:41:00,441 --> 00:41:01,942
HOW YOU DOING?
684
00:41:01,942 --> 00:41:03,944
HOW ARE YOU?
685
00:41:03,944 --> 00:41:05,328
YOU LOOK GOOD.
686
00:41:05,329 --> 00:41:06,830
WHERE'S BOBBI AT?
687
00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:07,832
OK, OK.
688
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:09,833
WHERE IS SHE?
689
00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:13,204
BOBBI.
690
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:18,209
BOBBI, BABY.
691
00:41:20,711 --> 00:41:23,213
GOD, I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE BACK.
692
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,215
HI.
693
00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:26,350
HI.
694
00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:28,352
WAIT TILL
YOU SEE IT.
695
00:41:28,352 --> 00:41:30,220
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU.
696
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:33,224
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU
WHO FOUND IT.
697
00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:34,975
FOUND WHAT?
698
00:41:34,975 --> 00:41:36,476
I THINK THAT
IT WAS FOR YOU.
699
00:41:36,977 --> 00:41:37,978
WHAT WAS?
700
00:41:37,978 --> 00:41:39,479
WELL, YOU'LL
UNDERSTAND BETTER
701
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,482
ONCE YOU SEE IT...
702
00:41:41,982 --> 00:41:42,983
AND YOU FEEL IT.
703
00:41:43,484 --> 00:41:44,985
HEY, HEY. WHAT...
704
00:41:45,486 --> 00:41:46,987
WHAT ARE YOU ON?
705
00:41:48,989 --> 00:41:49,990
EUPHORIA.
706
00:41:52,493 --> 00:41:53,494
A MIRACLE.
707
00:41:54,995 --> 00:41:56,379
AT FIRST,
I THOUGHT IT WAS A CAR,
708
00:41:56,881 --> 00:42:00,384
LIKE THE TIME WE FOUND
THAT HUDSON HORNET.
709
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:03,887
I COULD HAVE WALKED
PAST THIS THING
710
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:05,890
40 TIMES A DAY AND
NEVER STUMBLED OVER IT.
711
00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:07,391
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
712
00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:10,394
JUST SLOW DOWN
A LITTLE.
713
00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:11,895
UH, OK.
I'M RAMBLING. I KNOW.
714
00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:13,397
I HAVEN'T SLEPT,
715
00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:15,899
AND I GUESS
I NEED FOOD, TOO,
716
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,402
BUT IT JUST MAKES ME
FEEL DIFFERENT.
717
00:42:18,402 --> 00:42:20,404
I GOT ALL THIS ENERGY.
718
00:42:20,404 --> 00:42:21,905
I'VE GOT IDEAS AND...
719
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:24,909
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME
THIS THING IN THE GROUND
720
00:42:24,909 --> 00:42:27,411
IS MAKING YOU
FEEL THIS WAY?
721
00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:30,414
IT'S AFFECTED PETE, TOO.
HIS EYE'S BETTER.
722
00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:32,916
THE CATARACT IS--
IS DISAPPEARING.
723
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,418
PLEASE, HONEY.
724
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:35,919
HUH?
725
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,422
TELL ME WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
726
00:42:38,422 --> 00:42:41,925
UH...WELL, NO,
I'LL JUST SHOW YOU.
727
00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:46,180
JUST WAIT TILL
YOU SEE IT, GARD.
728
00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:49,183
YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE IT.
729
00:42:53,187 --> 00:42:54,688
COME ON.
730
00:42:54,688 --> 00:42:56,189
WHOA.
731
00:42:56,190 --> 00:42:58,192
YOU OK?
732
00:42:58,192 --> 00:42:59,693
HERE IT IS.
733
00:42:59,693 --> 00:43:01,695
WHOA.
734
00:43:01,695 --> 00:43:04,698
IT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLE
THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
735
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,202
IT'S REALLY SOMETHING,
ISN'T IT?
736
00:43:08,202 --> 00:43:09,203
WOW.
737
00:43:12,706 --> 00:43:14,708
WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
738
00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:16,209
I DON'T KNOW.
739
00:43:18,212 --> 00:43:20,714
OH, I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.
740
00:43:25,219 --> 00:43:26,220
WATCH THIS.
741
00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:39,984
TOUCH IT.
742
00:43:40,985 --> 00:43:41,986
WHAT?
743
00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:43,487
TOUCH IT.
744
00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:46,490
COME ON, IT'S NOT
GOING TO BITE YOU.
745
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:09,013
BOBBI.
746
00:44:09,013 --> 00:44:10,514
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
747
00:44:10,514 --> 00:44:12,516
AAH!
748
00:44:12,516 --> 00:44:13,517
GARD.
749
00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:15,018
GARD.
750
00:44:16,887 --> 00:44:17,888
LET GO!
751
00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:24,895
OH, GOD.
752
00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:26,397
GARD.
753
00:44:38,525 --> 00:44:40,143
I'M BLEEDING.
754
00:44:40,144 --> 00:44:43,647
IT'S STOPPED,
I THINK, HUH?
755
00:44:43,647 --> 00:44:46,650
OH, GOD. YOU
SCARED ME TO DEATH.
756
00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:47,651
I'M OK.
757
00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:51,155
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT WAS IT?
758
00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:52,656
I TOUCHED THAT THING,
759
00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:55,659
AND IT FELT LIKE MY HEAD
WAS GOING TO EXPLODE.
760
00:44:55,659 --> 00:44:58,662
IT'S LIKE THE DTs.
761
00:44:58,662 --> 00:45:01,665
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THING
COULD DO THIS TO YOU.
762
00:45:01,665 --> 00:45:04,668
YEAH, WELL, MAYBE--
MAYBE IT DIDN'T.
763
00:45:07,171 --> 00:45:10,674
I HAVEN'T BEEN TOO GOOD
THE PAST COUPLE DAYS.
764
00:45:10,674 --> 00:45:12,676
NO, I DON'T KNOW.
765
00:45:12,676 --> 00:45:15,562
WELL, I WAS AWAY
OVER THERE,
766
00:45:15,562 --> 00:45:18,064
AND I GOT THIS
REALLY BAD FEELING
767
00:45:18,065 --> 00:45:20,067
THAT YOU WERE
IN TROUBLE.
768
00:45:20,067 --> 00:45:23,186
IS THAT WHY
YOU CAME BACK EARLY?
769
00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:28,191
MY HERO.
770
00:45:28,192 --> 00:45:29,193
SOME HERO.
771
00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:35,199
I FELL OFF
THE WAGON, BOBBI.
772
00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:36,200
WHAT?
773
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,702
YEAH, I WENT
ON A BINGE.
774
00:45:38,702 --> 00:45:40,203
I'M SORRY.
775
00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:43,207
YOU'RE SORRY?
JUST LIKE THAT?
776
00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:46,210
AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE
BEEN THROUGH AND WORKED FOR?
777
00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:47,711
YOU'RE SORRY?
778
00:45:47,711 --> 00:45:49,462
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
779
00:45:49,463 --> 00:45:51,965
I HAD THIS LITTLE
SUCCESS THING.
780
00:45:51,965 --> 00:45:54,467
YOU WEREN'T THERE
TO SHARE IT,
781
00:45:54,468 --> 00:45:57,721
AND I JUST
DIDN'T HAVE THE...
782
00:45:57,721 --> 00:46:00,223
COME ON,
SAY SOMETHING.
783
00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:02,226
YOU GO TO HELL.
784
00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:30,888
HERE, TWEETY.
HERE YOU ARE.
785
00:46:50,023 --> 00:46:52,658
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
786
00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:58,916
OK IF I COME IN?
787
00:47:09,927 --> 00:47:12,930
DIDN'T GO SO GOOD
AT SCHOOL TODAY, HUH?
788
00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:14,431
THEY ALL LAUGHED.
789
00:47:14,431 --> 00:47:15,932
SO?
790
00:47:15,933 --> 00:47:17,935
THEY LAUGHED
AT COLUMBUS, TOO.
791
00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:19,937
WHO CARES
WHAT THEY THINK?
792
00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:20,938
I DO.
793
00:47:21,438 --> 00:47:22,439
I PRACTICED SO HARD.
794
00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:24,941
I WANTED IT
TO BE PERFECT.
795
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:26,443
OF COURSE YOU DO.
796
00:47:26,443 --> 00:47:29,946
YOU JUST GOT
CAT WHISKERS FOR NERVES,
797
00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:32,449
BUT ALL ARTISTS
AND SMART GUYS DO.
798
00:47:32,449 --> 00:47:35,452
THE TRICK IS TO GET
BACK UP ON THE HORSE
799
00:47:35,452 --> 00:47:38,455
AND SHOW HIM
WHO'S BOSS.
800
00:47:38,455 --> 00:47:40,457
YOU MEAN LIKE...
STARTING AGAIN?
801
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:42,459
YEAH.
802
00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:44,461
THAT'S WHAT MAKES
THE DIFFERENCE
803
00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:45,962
BETWEEN WINNERS
AND LOSERS....
804
00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:50,968
TRYING AGAIN.
805
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:14,491
COULD YOU JUST LISTEN
TO ME FOR A MINUTE?
806
00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:16,993
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
807
00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:27,504
THAT'S A LIE.
808
00:48:27,504 --> 00:48:29,005
I DIDN'T EVEN TRY.
809
00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:34,511
I JUST DRANK.
810
00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:40,517
I GOT ALL THIS APPLAUSE
FOR THIS OLD, OLD POEM.
811
00:48:41,018 --> 00:48:42,019
LET'S BE REAL HERE.
812
00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:48,024
I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING
WORTH CRAP IN YEARS.
813
00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:49,026
YEARS.
814
00:48:56,033 --> 00:48:57,534
I'M A FRAUD, BOBBI.
815
00:48:58,035 --> 00:49:00,537
MAYBE I
ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
816
00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:03,540
I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE
YOUR FORGIVENESS,
817
00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:05,542
BUT I AM SORRY.
818
00:49:10,047 --> 00:49:13,550
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHOSE
LOVE STILL MATTERS TO ME.
819
00:49:17,554 --> 00:49:20,056
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
820
00:49:20,057 --> 00:49:23,560
IF YOU STOPPED
LOVING ME, BOB.
821
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,061
[THUNDER]
822
00:49:25,062 --> 00:49:28,065
DON'T YOU KNOW BY NOW
823
00:49:28,065 --> 00:49:29,066
THAT I'LL
ALWAYS LOVE YOU?
824
00:49:51,088 --> 00:49:54,341
[THUNDER]
825
00:49:57,844 --> 00:50:00,346
UH-HUH.
826
00:50:00,347 --> 00:50:02,349
UH-HUH.
827
00:50:02,349 --> 00:50:03,850
YEAH...
828
00:50:03,850 --> 00:50:06,352
I GET IT.
829
00:50:06,353 --> 00:50:07,354
HILLY.
830
00:50:09,856 --> 00:50:12,358
HILLY, WHO ARE YOU
TALKING TO?
831
00:50:12,359 --> 00:50:15,362
SO I TAKE THOSE THINGS,
AND THEY WORK?
832
00:50:26,873 --> 00:50:29,375
TV: I'M CHAZ STEWART.
WELCOME AGAIN TO HE-DEVILS,
833
00:50:29,376 --> 00:50:31,378
WHERE OUR 3 LOVELY LADIES
834
00:50:31,378 --> 00:50:34,881
WILL VIE FOR A NIGHT
OF BREATHTAKING ROMANCE
835
00:50:34,881 --> 00:50:37,383
WITH OUR ONE HUNK
OF A STUD LARRY.
836
00:50:37,884 --> 00:50:39,135
BECKA.
837
00:50:45,642 --> 00:50:48,144
HERE, HERE.
838
00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:49,646
HEY, LOOK.
839
00:50:49,646 --> 00:50:51,147
NO. WATCH OUT.
840
00:50:51,148 --> 00:50:53,650
YOU ALMOST MADE ME
HIT MY CAR.
841
00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:55,151
WHOOPS.
842
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:56,153
COME ON.
843
00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:58,155
NO, I GOT TO GO.
844
00:50:58,155 --> 00:50:59,156
BECKA IS
EXPECTING ME BACK.
845
00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:00,657
I GOT TO GO.
846
00:51:00,657 --> 00:51:03,159
COME ON,
IT'S OUR TIME TO HOWL.
847
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,661
AWOO!
848
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:06,162
I GOT TO GO.
849
00:51:06,163 --> 00:51:07,664
I GOT TO GO.
850
00:51:07,664 --> 00:51:10,667
GO ON, THEN.
RUN HOME TO WIFEY.
851
00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:15,172
GO ON!
852
00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:41,698
HEY, NANCY.
853
00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:42,699
GOTCHA!
854
00:51:42,699 --> 00:51:44,200
THERE'S SOMETHING--
855
00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:46,203
THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THE WOODS.
856
00:51:46,203 --> 00:51:48,205
MAYBE IT'S
THE BIG BAD WOLF.
857
00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:50,207
I'M NOT KIDDING.
THERE'S SOMETHING.
858
00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:52,209
IT'S JUST
AN AMINAL, JOEY.
859
00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:53,210
COME ON!
860
00:51:53,210 --> 00:51:54,711
IT'S JUST AN AMINAL.
861
00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:56,713
AMINAL.
862
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,721
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE!
863
00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:06,222
[ENGINE FALTERS]
864
00:52:06,223 --> 00:52:08,225
LET'S GO!
865
00:52:28,495 --> 00:52:30,997
I'M READY
TO GO HOME NOW, JOE.
866
00:52:48,064 --> 00:52:50,066
BECKA, HONEY, UH...
867
00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:53,069
DO I HAVE ANY CLEAN
SHIRTS THAT ARE IRONED?
868
00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:55,572
WHY DIDN'T YOU
WAKE ME UP
869
00:52:56,072 --> 00:52:58,074
WHEN YOU CAME HOME
LAST NIGHT?
870
00:52:58,074 --> 00:53:01,077
IT WAS VERY LATE
AND--OH, HI.
871
00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:03,579
IT WAS VERY LATE,
AND YOU WERE SLEEPING,
872
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:06,082
AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO WAKE YOU UP.
873
00:53:06,082 --> 00:53:08,584
YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED.
I WAS WORRIED.
874
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:10,086
I'M IN THE WOODS.
875
00:53:10,086 --> 00:53:12,588
HOW AM I GOING
TO PHONE YOU?
876
00:53:12,589 --> 00:53:15,091
I COOKED YOUR FAVORITE
MEAL LAST NIGHT.
877
00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:16,092
I'M SORRY.
878
00:53:16,092 --> 00:53:18,094
AND I GOT THAT NIGHTGOWN
879
00:53:18,094 --> 00:53:20,596
THAT YOU REALLY LIKE
A LOT, AND I...
880
00:53:20,597 --> 00:53:21,598
I'M SORRY.
881
00:53:21,598 --> 00:53:23,099
WHERE ARE THE FISH?
882
00:53:23,099 --> 00:53:24,100
WHAT FISH?
883
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:25,601
YOU KNOW, THE FISH.
884
00:53:25,602 --> 00:53:27,103
I'M A LOUSY FISHERMAN.
885
00:53:27,103 --> 00:53:29,105
DO I HAVE
ANY IRONED SHIRTS?
886
00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:32,108
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO DO THEM YESTERDAY.
887
00:53:32,108 --> 00:53:34,110
I PUT THEM
IN THE DRAWER.
888
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:36,612
THEY'RE NOT
IN THE DRAWER, OK?
889
00:53:36,613 --> 00:53:39,616
ALL I ASK IS ONE SHIRT
THAT'S IRONED.
890
00:53:50,877 --> 00:53:52,378
GRAMPS?
891
00:53:52,879 --> 00:53:53,880
GRAMPS?
892
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,883
WHAT IS IT, KIDDO?
WHAT'S WRONG?
893
00:53:56,883 --> 00:53:59,385
I NEED YOUR HELP.
I NEED SOME BATTERIES.
894
00:53:59,386 --> 00:54:00,387
BATTERIES?
895
00:54:00,387 --> 00:54:03,390
YEAH, AND OTHER STUFF.
I'VE GOT A LIST.
896
00:54:03,390 --> 00:54:04,891
WHAT'S THIS
ALL ABOUT?
897
00:54:04,891 --> 00:54:06,392
I'VE GOT A NEW TRICK
898
00:54:06,393 --> 00:54:08,395
FOR MY BIRTHDAY
PARTY ON SATURDAY.
899
00:54:08,395 --> 00:54:11,898
A NEW ONE, HUH?
IS IT A GOOD TRICK?
900
00:54:11,898 --> 00:54:13,399
NOT GOOD. GREAT.
901
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,402
THE BEST TRICK
ANYONE'S EVER SEEN.
902
00:54:15,902 --> 00:54:18,905
IT'LL MAKE THEM GASP
AND SCREAM AND YELL,
903
00:54:18,905 --> 00:54:21,407
A TRICK THAT THEY'LL
REMEMBER FOREVER.
904
00:54:21,408 --> 00:54:22,909
HA HA HA!
905
00:54:22,909 --> 00:54:25,411
HEY, PETEY.
906
00:54:25,412 --> 00:54:26,413
OH, ABOUT TIME.
907
00:54:26,413 --> 00:54:27,914
YOU BEEN UP LONG?
908
00:54:27,914 --> 00:54:28,915
HOURS.
909
00:54:28,915 --> 00:54:29,916
REALLY?
910
00:54:29,916 --> 00:54:31,918
BREAKFAST'S
ALMOST READY.
911
00:54:31,918 --> 00:54:32,418
COME HERE.
912
00:54:35,422 --> 00:54:36,923
YOU NEED A SHAVE.
913
00:54:36,923 --> 00:54:39,425
YEAH. WELL,
I'D TRADE MY SOUL IN
914
00:54:39,426 --> 00:54:42,429
FOR A LONG HOT SHOWER
IN THE PROCESS.
915
00:54:42,429 --> 00:54:44,431
YOU WOULD?
916
00:54:44,431 --> 00:54:47,434
WELL...
HAND IT OVER, THEN.
917
00:54:47,434 --> 00:54:49,936
YOU DIDN'T CALL
THE PLUMBER, DID YOU?
918
00:54:49,936 --> 00:54:51,437
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
919
00:54:51,438 --> 00:54:52,939
I DIDN'T
CALL THE PLUMBER.
920
00:54:52,939 --> 00:54:55,942
I DID IT MYSELF
WHILE YOU WERE GONE.
921
00:54:55,942 --> 00:54:58,444
HEY, PETE, MISS
HOME IMPROVEMENT, HUH?
922
00:54:58,445 --> 00:55:00,947
OH, YE OF LITTLE FAITH.
923
00:55:16,963 --> 00:55:17,964
AAH!
924
00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:24,471
BOBBI!
925
00:55:31,978 --> 00:55:32,979
WHAT?
926
00:56:07,764 --> 00:56:08,765
UHH.
927
00:56:24,781 --> 00:56:27,283
OH, MY GOD. HOW THE...
928
00:56:42,298 --> 00:56:43,799
WHAT'S THE TRICK, BOBBI?
929
00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:48,304
UH, IT--
THERE IS NO TRICK.
930
00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:49,305
MM-HMM.
931
00:56:49,305 --> 00:56:53,809
IT, UH, ALL JUST
KIND OF CAME TO ME.
932
00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:55,812
I HEARD A VOICE
933
00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:57,814
TELLING ME I
COULD DO SOMETHING
934
00:56:58,314 --> 00:57:00,316
ABOUT
THE HOT WATER HEATER.
935
00:57:00,316 --> 00:57:02,318
THE NEXT THING I KNEW,
IT WAS DONE.
936
00:57:02,318 --> 00:57:04,820
WAIT. YOU--LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
937
00:57:04,821 --> 00:57:07,323
YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT THING OUT THERE
938
00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:08,324
IS TALKING TO YOU?
939
00:57:08,825 --> 00:57:10,827
MM-HMM. YEAH.
940
00:57:10,827 --> 00:57:12,328
AS I UNCOVER IT,
941
00:57:12,328 --> 00:57:15,831
IT'S SENDING OUT
SOME KIND OF TRANSMISSION.
942
00:57:15,832 --> 00:57:18,334
THEY'VE TURNED YOU
INTO EINSTEIN, HUH?
943
00:57:18,334 --> 00:57:21,837
WELL, NO,
NOT EINSTEIN EXACTLY,
944
00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:24,340
'CAUSE EINSTEIN KNEW THINGS.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
945
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:27,343
I JUST--I MEAN,
I HAVE NO IDEA
946
00:57:27,343 --> 00:57:29,845
HOW I GOT THE HOT WATER
HEATER TO WORK.
947
00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:32,848
I JUST KNEW
AS I WAS DOING IT
948
00:57:32,849 --> 00:57:34,851
EVERYTHING SEEMED
CLEAR AS A BELL.
949
00:57:34,851 --> 00:57:37,854
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT THING IS.
950
00:57:37,854 --> 00:57:42,358
I JUST KNOW THAT WE
HAVE TO DIG IT UP.
951
00:57:42,358 --> 00:57:46,362
THERE'S SOMETHING
MIRACULOUS ABOUT IT.
952
00:57:49,866 --> 00:57:52,869
LET'S EXPERIENCE IT
TOGETHER.
953
00:57:54,871 --> 00:57:57,874
I REALLY OUGHT
TO PATENT IT.
954
00:58:01,377 --> 00:58:04,380
HEY, WHAT--
WHAT IS THIS?
955
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:07,383
MY INVENTION.
956
00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:09,885
WHAT DOES IT DO?
957
00:58:09,886 --> 00:58:12,388
IT SORTS
THE FIRST-CLASS MAIL.
958
00:58:12,388 --> 00:58:13,389
NO.
959
00:58:13,389 --> 00:58:14,390
WATCH THIS.
960
00:58:14,390 --> 00:58:15,891
COME ON. ARE YOU--
961
00:58:15,892 --> 00:58:17,894
LOOK AT THIS
LITTLE FLAG. I LOVE--
962
00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:18,895
YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING.
963
00:58:19,395 --> 00:58:20,896
RFD1, DAIRY ROAD.
964
00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:23,399
HOW DID YOU
THINK OF THIS?
965
00:58:23,399 --> 00:58:26,402
IT JUST CAME TO ME.
SMART, HUH?
966
00:58:26,402 --> 00:58:29,405
FOR A WOMAN,
IT'S NOT BAD AT ALL.
967
00:58:29,405 --> 00:58:30,906
YOU WEREN'T
COMPLAINING LAST NIGHT.
968
00:58:30,907 --> 00:58:33,409
WE WERE GOING AT EACH
OTHER LIKE BUNNIES.
969
00:58:33,409 --> 00:58:36,412
THE SKY LIT UP
LIKE NEW YEAR'S EVE.
970
00:58:36,412 --> 00:58:38,914
NO, I WASN'T
COMPLAINING AT ALL.
971
00:58:38,915 --> 00:58:40,917
JOE, WHAT
WAS THAT THING?
972
00:58:40,917 --> 00:58:44,420
OH, WHO THE HELL KNOWS?
WE WERE BOTH CROCKED.
973
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:45,921
WE SURE WERE,
WEREN'T WE?
974
00:58:45,922 --> 00:58:47,423
WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?
975
00:58:47,423 --> 00:58:48,424
DO I?
976
00:58:48,424 --> 00:58:49,425
DO YOU?
977
00:58:49,425 --> 00:58:51,927
YEAH. OH, BOY,
HOWDY, DO I!
978
00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:54,931
OH!
979
00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:57,934
MMWAAH!
980
00:58:57,934 --> 00:58:58,935
GRRR--UHH!
981
00:59:01,304 --> 00:59:04,807
HERE. THIS, TOO.
982
00:59:04,807 --> 00:59:08,811
WHAT ARE YOU DIGGING UP
ON THAT FARM OF YOURS?
983
00:59:08,811 --> 00:59:10,813
JUST SOME STUMPS
IN THE BACK
984
00:59:10,813 --> 00:59:12,314
THAT NEED CLEARING.
985
00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:14,817
IF YOU DIG UP
ANY BURIED TREASURE,
986
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,318
SAVE SOME FOR ME.
987
00:59:16,319 --> 00:59:19,322
I'D LIKE BEING
A LADY OF LEISURE.
988
00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:22,325
HEY, THERE, YOU TWO.
TOP OF THE DAY.
989
00:59:22,325 --> 00:59:23,326
HILLY NEEDS
MORE BATTERIES.
990
00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:26,578
BETTER TRY THE MALL
UP AT AUGUSTA.
991
00:59:26,579 --> 00:59:29,582
I'M CLEANED OUT.
BEEN A RUN ON THEM.
992
00:59:29,582 --> 00:59:32,084
SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY
WANTS THEM.
993
00:59:38,091 --> 00:59:40,843
NOW, BEFORE WE HEAR
FROM OUR HE-DEVIL,
994
00:59:40,843 --> 00:59:41,844
WHO IS STANDING BY,
995
00:59:41,844 --> 00:59:44,847
TELL OUR VIEWERS,
EACH ONE OF YOU,
996
00:59:44,847 --> 00:59:47,850
WHAT IT IS THAT
YOU LIKE IN A MAN?
997
00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:49,351
START HERE WITH WENDY.
998
00:59:49,352 --> 00:59:51,854
WHAT DO YOU
LIKE IN A MAN?
999
00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:53,856
Wendy: WHEN THEY
MADE CHAZ STEWART,
1000
00:59:53,856 --> 00:59:55,357
THEY BROKE THE MOLD.
1001
00:59:55,358 --> 00:59:56,859
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TONIGHT?
1002
00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:58,360
Chaz:
I'M BUSY. WELL, ANYWAY...
1003
00:59:58,361 --> 01:00:00,363
HOW WOULD OUR HE-DEVIL
ANSWER THIS QUESTION--
1004
01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:04,367
"SEX IS GOOD,
BUT BLANK IS BETTER"?
1005
01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:06,869
JOE?
1006
01:00:06,869 --> 01:00:09,371
FISHING.
FISHING IS BETTER.
1007
01:00:09,872 --> 01:00:11,874
DO YOU STILL
LOVE ME, JOE?
1008
01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:14,877
WHAT IS THIS?
DO I STILL WHAT?
1009
01:00:14,877 --> 01:00:16,879
WHAT KIND OF A DIM BULB
QUESTION IS THAT?
1010
01:00:21,134 --> 01:00:24,637
IT'S JUST LATELY YOU
DON'T SEEM TO SHOW IT.
1011
01:00:24,637 --> 01:00:27,640
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
I REALLY DON'T.
1012
01:00:31,144 --> 01:00:33,146
TELL ME THE TRUTH, JOE.
1013
01:00:35,648 --> 01:00:38,150
NO. YOU'RE CRAZY.
YOU'RE CRA--
1014
01:00:38,151 --> 01:00:41,654
I'M SORRY, HON.
NO, I'M NOT. JEEZ!
1015
01:00:43,156 --> 01:00:46,159
WHY ARE YOU
SO MEAN TO ME?
1016
01:00:46,159 --> 01:00:48,161
WHAT CHANGED YOU
LIKE THIS?
1017
01:00:48,161 --> 01:00:51,164
NOTHING. I'M THE SAME
AS I ALWAYS WAS.
1018
01:00:51,164 --> 01:00:52,665
WHERE'S MY KEYS?
1019
01:00:52,665 --> 01:00:54,667
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1020
01:00:54,667 --> 01:00:56,669
HOW DARE YOU ASK ME
THAT QUESTION.
1021
01:00:56,669 --> 01:00:58,170
I'M GOING OUT NOW
1022
01:00:58,171 --> 01:01:00,173
AND COMING BACK
WHEN I WANT TO.
1023
01:01:00,173 --> 01:01:01,174
BUT, JOE--
1024
01:01:01,174 --> 01:01:02,175
GOT IT?
1025
01:01:02,175 --> 01:01:03,426
DO YOU GOT IT?
1026
01:01:03,426 --> 01:01:04,427
BUT, JOE!
1027
01:01:04,427 --> 01:01:05,928
BUT! BUT, BUT, BUT.
1028
01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:08,931
I NEVER WANT
TO HEAR THAT WORD AGAIN.
1029
01:01:08,931 --> 01:01:11,433
"BUT" IS WHAT A GOAT
HAS FOR BRAINS.
1030
01:01:11,434 --> 01:01:13,436
IT'S FOR
SMALL-MINDED PEOPLE
1031
01:01:13,436 --> 01:01:15,438
IN THIS
SMALL-MINDED TOWN.
1032
01:01:15,438 --> 01:01:16,939
BYE.
1033
01:01:20,076 --> 01:01:23,079
AND "BUT" IS WHAT YOU SAY
1034
01:01:23,079 --> 01:01:26,582
WHEN YOU WANT TO GET AWAY
FROM YOUR STUPID WIFE.
1035
01:01:29,202 --> 01:01:32,205
Chaz: BOY, HE MUST THINK
YOU WERE BORN YESTERDAY,
1036
01:01:32,205 --> 01:01:35,208
BORN YESTERDAY
TO BELIEVE SUCH BULL.
1037
01:01:35,208 --> 01:01:36,709
LISTEN, BECKA.
1038
01:01:36,709 --> 01:01:39,211
JOE--HE'S BEEN
CHEATING ON YOU.
1039
01:01:39,212 --> 01:01:41,214
IT MUST BE HEAT STROKE.
1040
01:01:41,214 --> 01:01:43,216
I BETTER CALL
THE INFIRMARY.
1041
01:01:43,216 --> 01:01:45,718
Chaz: CALM DOWN, BECKA.
CHILL OUT.
1042
01:01:45,718 --> 01:01:47,603
LET'S NOT
HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
1043
01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:49,104
OK, CHAZ.
1044
01:01:49,105 --> 01:01:51,724
LISTEN, ONE THING YOU
GOT TO GET STRAIGHT,
1045
01:01:51,724 --> 01:01:53,225
YOU ARE
NOT GOING CRAZY.
1046
01:01:53,226 --> 01:01:54,227
TVs DON'T TALK.
1047
01:01:54,227 --> 01:01:56,729
IT APPEARS
THAT THIS ONE DOES.
1048
01:01:56,729 --> 01:01:59,732
BESIDES, WE GOT
A LOT TO TALK ABOUT,
1049
01:01:59,732 --> 01:02:02,234
ABOUT JOE, FOR ONE THING,
AND HIS INFIDELITIES.
1050
01:02:02,235 --> 01:02:03,736
HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR.
1051
01:02:04,237 --> 01:02:06,739
HE'S BEEN PUTTING IT
TO THAT HUSSY
1052
01:02:06,739 --> 01:02:09,742
DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE
EVERY LUNCH HOUR
1053
01:02:09,742 --> 01:02:11,243
AND AROUND
QUITTING TIME, TOO.
1054
01:02:11,744 --> 01:02:13,245
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
1055
01:02:13,246 --> 01:02:15,248
Chaz:
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
1056
01:02:15,248 --> 01:02:17,250
LET'S ASK OUR CONTESTANTS.
OK, LADIES...
1057
01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:19,752
I WANT YOU TO PUT YOURSELF
IN BECKA'S SHOES.
1058
01:02:19,752 --> 01:02:20,753
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
1059
01:02:21,254 --> 01:02:22,755
KILL HIM.
1060
01:02:22,755 --> 01:02:24,256
KILL HIM.
1061
01:02:24,757 --> 01:02:25,758
KILL HIM.
1062
01:02:25,758 --> 01:02:26,759
HA HA HA!
1063
01:02:26,759 --> 01:02:29,261
WELL, THERE
YOU HAVE IT, BECKA.
1064
01:02:29,262 --> 01:02:31,264
IT'S UNANIMOUS.
1065
01:02:31,264 --> 01:02:32,765
KILL HIM.
1066
01:02:40,406 --> 01:02:41,407
UHH!
1067
01:02:41,407 --> 01:02:44,410
ISN'T
THIS ASTOUNDING?
1068
01:02:44,410 --> 01:02:46,412
UHH!
1069
01:02:46,412 --> 01:02:48,414
I WONDER HOW
BIG IT IS?
1070
01:02:48,414 --> 01:02:50,416
I WONDER WHAT IT IS?
1071
01:02:51,918 --> 01:02:53,920
MAYBE IT'S
AN ANCIENT TEMPLE
1072
01:02:54,420 --> 01:02:56,038
FROM ANOTHER
CIVILIZATION.
1073
01:02:56,038 --> 01:02:59,541
OR A PIECE OF
A MAYAN TREASURE--
1074
01:02:59,542 --> 01:03:01,043
HEY, MAYBE
IT'S ATLANTIS.
1075
01:03:01,043 --> 01:03:02,544
IF PETE'S ANY INDICATION,
1076
01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:05,431
IT COULD BE THE FOUNTAIN
OF YOUTH.
1077
01:03:06,933 --> 01:03:10,436
DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD
TELL SOMEBODY ABOUT THIS?
1078
01:03:10,436 --> 01:03:11,437
SOMEBODY?
1079
01:03:11,437 --> 01:03:12,438
WHO?
1080
01:03:12,438 --> 01:03:13,439
I DON'T KNOW.
1081
01:03:13,439 --> 01:03:14,940
MAYBE WE
SHOULD JUST TELL...
1082
01:03:18,945 --> 01:03:21,447
MAYBE WE SHOULD
TELL THE AUTHORITIES.
1083
01:03:21,447 --> 01:03:22,448
OH, NO...
1084
01:03:22,448 --> 01:03:23,949
NO.
1085
01:03:23,950 --> 01:03:25,952
ALL RIGHT.
RUTH MERRILL, THEN.
1086
01:03:25,952 --> 01:03:27,820
WELL, WHY? 'CAUSE
SHE'S MY FRIEND?
1087
01:03:28,321 --> 01:03:30,323
SHE'S A COP, GARD.
SHE'D GO TO THE FEDS.
1088
01:03:30,823 --> 01:03:31,957
WOULD THAT BE SO BAD?
1089
01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:33,959
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT,
1090
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:36,462
YOU THAT THINKS
THAT OUR GOVERNMENT
1091
01:03:36,462 --> 01:03:37,963
WON'T BE
COMPLETELY SATISFIED
1092
01:03:37,964 --> 01:03:40,967
UNTIL WE ALL GLOW
IN THE DARK?
1093
01:03:40,967 --> 01:03:42,969
I FIND THIS
AMAZING THING,
1094
01:03:42,969 --> 01:03:45,972
AND YOU WANT ME TO TURN
IT OVER TO THEM?
1095
01:03:45,972 --> 01:03:47,974
GARD, THEY
WILL COME HERE
1096
01:03:47,974 --> 01:03:50,476
WITH TRUCKS FILLED
WITH BARBED WIRE
1097
01:03:50,476 --> 01:03:52,978
AND MEN WITH GUNS.
1098
01:03:52,979 --> 01:03:53,980
THEY'LL GAG US, GARD,
1099
01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:56,482
AND YOU KNOW
THAT THEY WOULD DO IT.
1100
01:03:56,983 --> 01:03:59,986
YOU REALLY DO HOLD FORT.
YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?
1101
01:04:01,988 --> 01:04:03,990
I LEARNED FROM A MASTER.
1102
01:04:07,493 --> 01:04:08,744
OK.
1103
01:04:08,744 --> 01:04:09,745
OK.
1104
01:04:11,247 --> 01:04:14,250
OK. SO, UNTIL WE
KNOW WHAT THIS IS,
1105
01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:17,253
WE JUST KEEP IT
BETWEEN US, ALL RIGHT?
1106
01:04:17,253 --> 01:04:19,755
NOT A WORD
TO ANYONE.
1107
01:04:51,904 --> 01:04:52,905
[DING]
1108
01:05:00,413 --> 01:05:02,915
AFTERNOON, BOBBI.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
1109
01:05:02,915 --> 01:05:05,417
YEAH. I'VE GOT A PIECE
OF REGISTERED MAIL.
1110
01:05:08,421 --> 01:05:11,924
JOE, YOU GOT THAT PACKAGE
FOR ANDERSON BACK THERE?
1111
01:05:13,926 --> 01:05:16,929
OH, GOD. HE'S SO HOTI CAN'T STAND IT.
1112
01:05:17,430 --> 01:05:18,431
EXCUSE ME?
1113
01:05:18,431 --> 01:05:20,433
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
1114
01:05:22,435 --> 01:05:23,436
[DOOR CLOSES]
1115
01:05:23,436 --> 01:05:24,937
HEY...
1116
01:05:24,937 --> 01:05:26,438
THERE YOU GO, BOBBI.
1117
01:05:26,439 --> 01:05:27,440
HI, JOE. THANKS.
1118
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,942
OH, JEEZ.LOOK AT HIS HAIR.
1119
01:05:30,443 --> 01:05:33,946
I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HORNYSINCE I WAS 16.
1120
01:05:35,448 --> 01:05:36,949
THE LAST THING I NEED
1121
01:05:36,949 --> 01:05:39,451
IS HIS WIFE KNOWINGWHAT WE'RE UP TO.
1122
01:05:39,452 --> 01:05:40,953
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
1123
01:05:43,956 --> 01:05:46,959
GIVE MY REGARDS TO BECKA.
1124
01:05:57,353 --> 01:06:00,356
I'M TELLING YOU.
I COULD READ THEIR MINDS.
1125
01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:02,358
SENSE THEY WERE HAVING
AN AFFAIR, MAYBE,
1126
01:06:02,358 --> 01:06:05,361
BUT COME ON,
READ THEIR MINDS?
1127
01:06:05,361 --> 01:06:06,729
YEAH.
1128
01:06:06,729 --> 01:06:08,230
WELL, YOU'RE
VERY INTUITIVE,
1129
01:06:08,230 --> 01:06:10,232
ALWAYS KNOW
WHAT I'LL SAY NEXT.
1130
01:06:10,232 --> 01:06:13,235
WELL, YOU'RE
PROBABLY RIGHT.
1131
01:06:13,235 --> 01:06:15,237
I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
1132
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,741
I KNOW I'M TIRED,
1133
01:06:19,742 --> 01:06:22,745
AND I THINK WE
SHOULD GO TO BED.
1134
01:06:22,745 --> 01:06:25,748
UH, NO.
I'M NOT REALLY TIRED.
1135
01:06:25,748 --> 01:06:29,251
I JUST WANT
TO WRITE A LITTLE BIT.
1136
01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:37,259
I HOPE YOU HAVE
BETTER LUCK THAN I DO.
1137
01:06:37,259 --> 01:06:39,761
DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE.
1138
01:06:56,712 --> 01:06:58,213
WHAT YOU DOING, HILL?
1139
01:06:58,214 --> 01:07:01,217
OUT. I'VE GOT TO
GET READY FOR THE SHOW.
1140
01:07:01,217 --> 01:07:02,718
BUT, HILLY...
1141
01:07:02,718 --> 01:07:05,721
THE MEDICI PRINCES USED
TO HAVE PEOPLE EXECUTED
1142
01:07:05,721 --> 01:07:09,224
IF THEY WERE CAUGHT LOOKING
AT TRICKS AHEAD OF TIME. OUT.
1143
01:07:13,612 --> 01:07:14,613
YAY!
1144
01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:18,367
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1145
01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:21,370
MY NAMESAKE HAS A SURPRISE
FOR ALL OF YOU,
1146
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,372
A MAGICAL TREAT
OF HIS OWN--
1147
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,875
I REPEAT--
OF HIS OWN DEVISING.
1148
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:27,876
I GIVE YOU...
1149
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,129
HILLMAN THE MAGNIFICENT.
1150
01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,130
THANK YOU.
1151
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:37,636
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
FOR MY FIRST TRICK,
1152
01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:39,504
I WANT YOU TO WATCH CLOSELY
1153
01:07:39,505 --> 01:07:42,508
AS THE MYSTERIES
OF THE ORIENT TAKE HOLD.
1154
01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:45,394
[CAMERA CLICKS]
1155
01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:50,515
PRESTO CHANGO...
THE DISAPPEARING TOMATO.
1156
01:07:50,516 --> 01:07:52,017
[AIR GUSHES]
1157
01:07:52,017 --> 01:07:54,019
TA-DA!
1158
01:07:54,019 --> 01:07:55,520
YAY! YAY!
1159
01:08:01,026 --> 01:08:03,028
PRESTO CHANGO...
1160
01:08:03,028 --> 01:08:03,912
RETURN!
1161
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:04,914
[AIR GUSHES]
1162
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,533
HOW DOES
HE DO THAT?
1163
01:08:12,288 --> 01:08:13,422
THAT'S MY RADIO.
1164
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,924
NOW, FOR
THE DISAPPEARING RADIO.
1165
01:08:20,796 --> 01:08:21,797
PRESTO.
1166
01:08:21,797 --> 01:08:22,547
[AIR GUSHES]
1167
01:08:23,048 --> 01:08:23,681
COOL!
1168
01:08:23,682 --> 01:08:25,684
OH!
1169
01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:30,939
PRESTO CHANGO...
1170
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:31,807
RETURN.
1171
01:08:31,807 --> 01:08:32,808
[AIR GUSHES]
1172
01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:42,200
IT'S TIME
FOR THE GRAND FINALE--
1173
01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:44,703
THE DISAPPEARING...HUMAN.
1174
01:08:44,703 --> 01:08:47,455
NOW, I NEED AN ASSISTANT.
1175
01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:48,824
BARNEY APPLEGATE?
1176
01:08:48,824 --> 01:08:51,326
NO WAY, MAN.
FORGET IT.
1177
01:08:53,329 --> 01:08:54,330
COME HERE, DAVEY.
1178
01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:55,831
I DON'T WANT TO.
1179
01:08:55,831 --> 01:08:56,715
DO WHAT I SAY.
1180
01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:59,218
IT'S OK, DAVID.
GO AHEAD.
1181
01:09:00,719 --> 01:09:02,220
WAY TO GO, DAVEY.
1182
01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:03,222
AW.
1183
01:09:03,222 --> 01:09:04,223
BYE.
1184
01:09:04,223 --> 01:09:05,724
BUT, HILLY,
I'M SCARED.
1185
01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:07,225
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING.
1186
01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:09,728
ALL YOUR G.I. JOES?
1187
01:09:09,728 --> 01:09:11,229
EVERY ONE. JUST
GET UP HERE NOW.
1188
01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:26,495
HILLY.
1189
01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:29,498
OFF YOU GO,
KNOW THAT YOU CAN,
1190
01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:30,999
'CAUSE I
LEARNED THIS TRICK
1191
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,501
FROM THE TOMMYKNOCKER
MAN.
1192
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:40,876
PRESTO...
1193
01:09:41,377 --> 01:09:42,878
MAJESTO...
1194
01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:44,880
DISAPPEAR.
1195
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,014
OH!
1196
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,132
THAT WAS
REAL GOOD.
1197
01:09:47,132 --> 01:09:48,633
TA-DA!
1198
01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:58,143
NOW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I'M NOT DONE.
1199
01:09:58,143 --> 01:09:59,144
ENOUGH. GET YOUR BROTHER
1200
01:09:59,144 --> 01:10:00,645
AND COME ON IN
AND OPEN THE PRESENTS.
1201
01:10:00,646 --> 01:10:02,648
HE'S NOT UNDER THERE,
DAMN IT.
1202
01:10:02,648 --> 01:10:04,149
HILLY, DON'T SWEAR.
1203
01:10:04,149 --> 01:10:06,651
GET DAVEY. COME IN.
OPEN YOUR PRESENTS.
1204
01:10:06,652 --> 01:10:10,155
PRESTO CHANGO RETURN.
1205
01:10:10,155 --> 01:10:12,407
PRESTO CHANGO RETURN.
1206
01:10:13,909 --> 01:10:15,911
PRESTO CHANGO RETURN!
1207
01:10:17,913 --> 01:10:18,914
PLEASE, GOD...
1208
01:10:18,914 --> 01:10:23,051
I'M SORRY. HE CAN HAVE
ALL MY G.I. JOES,
1209
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,054
ANYTHING. I SWEAR IT.
1210
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:26,055
JUST LET HIM COME BACK.
1211
01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:27,556
WHAT'S WRONG, SON?
1212
01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:30,425
I'LL DO ANYTHING,
JUST BRING HIM BACK NOW.
1213
01:10:30,426 --> 01:10:31,927
WHAT DOES
HE MEAN?
1214
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:33,812
WHO IS HE
TALKING TO?
1215
01:10:33,812 --> 01:10:35,313
I DON'T KNOW.
1216
01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:36,815
HILLY, STOP
FOOLING AROUND
1217
01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,817
AND GET DAVEY
BACK NOW.
1218
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:40,569
I'M TRYING,
BUT I CAN'T.
1219
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:41,570
OK.
WHERE IS HE?
1220
01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:43,071
WHERE DID HE GO?
1221
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:45,574
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THINGS GO
1222
01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,075
WHEN THEY STOP
BEING HERE.
1223
01:10:54,950 --> 01:10:56,952
COME BACK, DAVEY.
COME BACK.
1224
01:11:16,472 --> 01:11:18,974
I'M SURE THERE'S A LOGICAL
EXPLANATION, EV.
1225
01:11:20,476 --> 01:11:22,978
HE'S PROBABLY ASLEEP
SOMEWHERE IN THE GRASS.
1226
01:11:22,978 --> 01:11:25,981
WITHOUT ANY OF US
SEEING IT?
1227
01:11:25,981 --> 01:11:28,984
HE WOULD NEVER HAVE
GONE OFF BY HIMSELF.
1228
01:11:28,984 --> 01:11:30,485
YOU KNOW
LITTLE BOYS, OK?
1229
01:11:30,486 --> 01:11:32,988
I MEAN, HE'S
BEEN GONE AN HOUR.
1230
01:11:32,988 --> 01:11:33,989
HE'LL TURN UP.
1231
01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:36,624
YOU'VE GOT TO FIND HIM
BEFORE DARK. YOU'VE GOT TO.
1232
01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:44,383
HILLY...
1233
01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:46,885
HOW DID YOU
THINK UP THIS TRICK?
1234
01:11:46,885 --> 01:11:49,387
THE VOICES
TOLD ME WHAT TO DO
1235
01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:50,389
AND HOW TO DO IT.
1236
01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:51,890
WHAT VOICES?
1237
01:11:51,890 --> 01:11:53,391
I DON'T KNOW.
1238
01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:55,394
I DON'T KNOW.
1239
01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:56,395
TAKE IT EASY, SON.
1240
01:11:56,895 --> 01:11:58,396
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
1241
01:11:58,397 --> 01:12:02,401
I WISH YOU'D NEVER GIVEN
ME THAT STUPID MAGIC SET.
1242
01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:04,403
HILLY, YOU
DON'T MEAN THAT.
1243
01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:05,904
YES, I DO.
1244
01:12:05,904 --> 01:12:08,907
I HATE MAGIC,
AND I HATE HIM.
1245
01:12:12,528 --> 01:12:14,530
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
1246
01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:17,282
WE'RE GOING TO SEARCH
THIS TOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.
1247
01:12:17,282 --> 01:12:19,784
FIRST, I WANT YOU
TO DIVIDE INTO GROUPS.
1248
01:12:19,785 --> 01:12:22,287
ONE GROUP GO UP
AND DOWN MAIN STREET.
1249
01:12:22,287 --> 01:12:24,789
CHECK EVERY BUILDING,
STORE, AND HOUSE.
1250
01:12:24,790 --> 01:12:27,292
DON'T FORGET TO KNOCK
ON EVERY DOOR.
1251
01:12:27,793 --> 01:12:29,795
EV, GARD, BOBBI,
COME WITH BUTCH AND ME.
1252
01:12:29,795 --> 01:12:30,796
WE'LL SEARCH BURNING WOODS.
1253
01:12:30,796 --> 01:12:32,798
WE'VE GOT
A LITTLE BOY LOST.
1254
01:12:32,798 --> 01:12:35,801
I WANT TO FIND HIM
BEFORE NIGHTFALL.
1255
01:12:38,303 --> 01:12:40,305
WHAT ARE YOU ALL
GAWKING AT?
1256
01:12:40,806 --> 01:12:43,809
COME ON.
LET'S GO FIND HIM.
1257
01:12:43,809 --> 01:12:45,811
I'M SURE
WE'LL FIND HIM.
1258
01:12:45,811 --> 01:12:46,812
ARE YOU?
1259
01:12:46,812 --> 01:12:48,814
HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE'S LOST?
1260
01:12:49,314 --> 01:12:52,817
I GUESS I KNOW HOW
YOU MUST FEEL, BUT--
1261
01:12:52,818 --> 01:12:53,819
NO. NO.
1262
01:12:53,819 --> 01:12:57,322
NO. YOU DON'T
KNOW HOW I FEEL.
1263
01:13:08,717 --> 01:13:11,219
Man: HEAR ME, DAVEY?
1264
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:12,221
DAVEY!
1265
01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:13,722
DAVEY!
1266
01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:14,723
DAVEY!
1267
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:17,726
DAVEY BROWN!
1268
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:34,743
DAVEY BROWN!
1269
01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:36,494
AAH!
1270
01:13:37,863 --> 01:13:40,866
OH, AM I GLAD
TO SEE YOU, PETEY.
1271
01:13:40,866 --> 01:13:42,367
IT'S JUST ME.
IT'S JUST ME.
1272
01:13:42,868 --> 01:13:44,870
PETER, NO! DOWN!
1273
01:13:46,872 --> 01:13:50,375
RUTH, I'M SORRY.
1274
01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:52,377
WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH HIM?
1275
01:13:52,878 --> 01:13:54,880
HE'S BEEN ACTING
REALLY WEIRD LATELY.
1276
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:56,882
HE'S ACTING
LIKE A REGULAR CUJO.
1277
01:13:58,884 --> 01:14:00,385
WHAT DO YOU HEAR?
1278
01:14:00,385 --> 01:14:01,886
I HEARD SOMETHING
OVER THERE.
1279
01:14:01,887 --> 01:14:02,888
ALL RIGHT.
1280
01:14:06,391 --> 01:14:07,892
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
1281
01:14:11,029 --> 01:14:12,030
DAVEY!
1282
01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:18,036
DAVEY!
1283
01:14:20,155 --> 01:14:22,157
MISSING CHILD HOTLINE.
1284
01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:25,660
NO, FATHER. NO SIGN
OF THE POOR LITTLE LAMB.
1285
01:14:28,163 --> 01:14:30,165
HE'S--HE'S
ABDUCTED, RIGHT?
1286
01:14:30,165 --> 01:14:31,666
I'M AFRAID SO.
1287
01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,168
THERE'S NO
RATIONAL EXPLANATION.
1288
01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:35,670
HE COULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN
PAST THE SEARCH AREA
1289
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:37,673
WITHOUT BEING
TAKEN BY SOMEBODY.
1290
01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:40,676
WE'VE GOT AN APB OUT.
SOMEBODY WILL SPOT HIM.
1291
01:14:40,676 --> 01:14:43,679
YOUR MEN WILL KEEP
LOOKING, WON'T THEY?
1292
01:14:43,679 --> 01:14:45,180
SURE, EV.
1293
01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:47,682
WE'LL START AGAIN
AT FIRST LIGHT.
1294
01:14:47,683 --> 01:14:50,686
YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE
HIM OUT THERE ALL NIGHT?
1295
01:14:50,686 --> 01:14:52,187
WHAT'S THIS FIRST LIGHT?
1296
01:14:52,187 --> 01:14:54,689
BRYANT, WHAT
ARE WE GOING TO DO?
1297
01:14:54,690 --> 01:14:56,692
LET THEM DO THEIR JOB.
1298
01:14:56,692 --> 01:14:58,193
WE'LL FIND HIM,
MARIE.
1299
01:14:58,193 --> 01:14:59,694
EVERYTHING
WILL BE FINE.
1300
01:14:59,695 --> 01:15:01,196
I KNOW WE WILL.
1301
01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:16,211
BECKA,
YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.
1302
01:15:16,211 --> 01:15:18,213
WHY DON'T YOU GO ON HOME
AND TAKE CARE OF JOE?
1303
01:15:18,213 --> 01:15:19,214
WHAT?
1304
01:15:19,214 --> 01:15:21,716
JOE LEFT EARLY,
SAID HE'S GOT THE FLU.
1305
01:15:21,717 --> 01:15:23,218
I'LL MAN THE PHONES.
1306
01:15:23,218 --> 01:15:26,221
I'LL GO SEE HOW HE IS.
1307
01:15:26,221 --> 01:15:29,224
I'LL BE BACK FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.
1308
01:15:29,224 --> 01:15:30,725
OK.
1309
01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:32,227
THANKS, BECKA.
1310
01:15:32,227 --> 01:15:34,229
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1311
01:15:36,732 --> 01:15:38,233
[RING]
1312
01:15:39,234 --> 01:15:40,735
MISSING CHILD HOTLINE.
1313
01:15:40,736 --> 01:15:42,621
[GIGGLING]
1314
01:15:45,123 --> 01:15:48,626
I TELL YOU, THAT KID DAVEY
COULD BE THE BEST THING
1315
01:15:49,127 --> 01:15:50,128
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US.
1316
01:15:50,128 --> 01:15:53,131
WITH ANY LUCK, HE'LL
BE MISSING FOR A WEEK.
1317
01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:56,134
WE COULD BE.
1318
01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:57,635
WHAT ABOUT BECKA?
1319
01:15:57,636 --> 01:15:59,137
NO, NO. FORGET IT.
1320
01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:02,140
BECKA'S GOING TO BE MANNING
THOSE PHONES DAY AND NIGHT
1321
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:03,641
UNTIL THEY FIND HIM.
1322
01:16:03,642 --> 01:16:04,643
MMM.
1323
01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:05,644
OH.
1324
01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:07,145
DAY AND NIGHT.
1325
01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:08,646
NIGHT AND DAY.
1326
01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:14,402
JOE, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT? JOE?
1327
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:33,422
FINAL PASSION.
1328
01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:39,427
Chaz: AH, VERY GOOD, BECKA.
NOW, EASY DOES IT.
1329
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:40,929
THERE. THAT'S RIGHT.
1330
01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:42,931
NOW, SOLDER
THAT RED WIRE.
1331
01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:44,933
NO, NO. NOT THERE.
1332
01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:45,934
YEAH. THERE.
1333
01:16:45,934 --> 01:16:48,436
I'M JUST NO GOOD
AT THIS.
1334
01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:49,938
I'M TOO CLUMSY.
1335
01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:52,440
NOT TOO MUCH SOLDER.
JUST A LITTLE DAB.
1336
01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:54,443
WHAT IF THERE'S
ANOTHER EXPLANATION
1337
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:55,944
FOR THE LIPSTICK?
1338
01:16:55,944 --> 01:16:59,447
WHAT IF HE GOT IT
THROWING THAT HUSSY DOWN
1339
01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:02,451
IN A GIANT PILE
OF CIRCULARS? WHAT THEN?
1340
01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:04,453
I'D HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
1341
01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:06,955
YEAH, AND YOU ARE.
1342
01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:08,456
YOU ARE.
1343
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,961
[TV PLAYS]
1344
01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:29,978
ANY LUCK
FINDING THE BOY?
1345
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,480
UH, NO.
1346
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,982
WE LOOKED HIGH AND LOW,
1347
01:17:33,982 --> 01:17:36,985
BUT THERE WAS JUST
NO SIGN OF THAT KID.
1348
01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:39,988
THOU SHALT
NOT SUFFER A LIAR.
1349
01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:40,989
HUH?
1350
01:17:43,992 --> 01:17:45,994
I SAID, "THAT'S TOO BAD."
1351
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:46,995
Chaz: SORRY, CHUM.
1352
01:17:46,995 --> 01:17:49,497
THE GALS DIDN'T PICK YOU
AS THEIR PERFECT DATE.
1353
01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,500
WOULD YOU TURN
THIS JUNK OFF?
1354
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,002
I MEAN,
I HATE THIS SHOW.
1355
01:17:54,002 --> 01:17:56,504
TURN IT OFF YOURSELF.
1356
01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:58,874
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
1357
01:17:58,874 --> 01:18:02,878
I SAID YOU CAN DAMN WELL
TURN IT OFF YOURSELF!
1358
01:18:02,878 --> 01:18:06,882
WHAT IS WITH YOU,
TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT?
1359
01:18:15,891 --> 01:18:17,893
Chaz: THAT'S IT.
GOOD NIGHT.
1360
01:18:17,893 --> 01:18:18,894
GOOD DATING.
1361
01:18:21,396 --> 01:18:23,030
UHH!
1362
01:18:28,136 --> 01:18:29,620
Joe: OH!
1363
01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:35,627
JOE.
1364
01:18:44,503 --> 01:18:46,505
[TYPING]
1365
01:18:52,010 --> 01:18:53,011
PETEY?
1366
01:19:07,025 --> 01:19:08,026
PETER?
1367
01:19:52,070 --> 01:19:53,071
BOBBI?
1368
01:19:53,071 --> 01:19:54,072
HUH?
1369
01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:05,483
[MUMBLING]
1370
01:20:45,123 --> 01:20:46,724
[TYPING STOPS]
1371
01:20:50,328 --> 01:20:51,929
"THE BUFFALO SOLDIERS--
1372
01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:54,332
A NEW NOVEL
BY ROBERTA ANDERSON."
1373
01:20:56,334 --> 01:20:59,670
"FOR GARD,
MY PARTNER IN THE QUEST."
1374
01:21:01,039 --> 01:21:02,540
[TYPING]
1375
01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:12,534
[BZZZT]
1376
01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:14,035
PLEASE COME BACK.
1377
01:21:14,035 --> 01:21:19,040
IF YOU JUST COME BACK,
I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY G.I. JOES.
1378
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:20,541
SNAKE-EYES...
1379
01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:22,544
CRYSTAL BALL...
1380
01:21:22,544 --> 01:21:25,046
MOBAT...
EVEN THE TERRORDOME.
1381
01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:28,049
Davey:
HILLY, HELP ME.
1382
01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:29,050
DAVEY?
1383
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:31,552
IT'S COLD AND DARK,
1384
01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,054
AND I WANT TOCOME HOME, HILLY.
1385
01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:36,557
WHERE ARE YOU, DAVEY?
WHERE ARE YOU?
1386
01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:38,059
I'M WITHTHE TOMMYKNOCKERS.
1387
01:21:38,059 --> 01:21:39,060
HELP ME.
1388
01:21:39,060 --> 01:21:42,063
HOW? I DON'T KNOW HOW.
1389
01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:43,064
PLEASE, DAVEY.
1390
01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:56,578
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
1391
01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:01,582
WHERE--WHERE IS DAVEY?
1392
01:22:03,084 --> 01:22:04,085
I DON'T KNOW.
1393
01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,588
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THINGS GO
1394
01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,590
WHEN THEY
STOP BEING HERE.
1395
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:11,593
I NEVER DISAPPEARED ANYTHING
THAT WAS ALIVE BEFORE.
1396
01:22:15,096 --> 01:22:16,097
HILLY.
1397
01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:17,599
HILLY?
1398
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:20,601
HELP ME, SOMEONE!
1399
01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:25,106
HE'S DELIRIOUS.
HE'S TALKING TO DAVEY.
1400
01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:26,107
HE SAYS THE
TOMMYKNOCKERS GOT HIM.
1401
01:22:26,107 --> 01:22:28,109
I'M TAKING HIM
TO THE HOSPITAL.
1402
01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:29,611
YOU TWO STAY HERE.
1403
01:22:29,611 --> 01:22:31,613
I'LL TAKE HILLY
TO THE HOSPITAL.
1404
01:22:32,113 --> 01:22:34,482
I'LL CALL WHEN I'VE
SPOKEN WITH DOCTORS.
1405
01:22:34,482 --> 01:22:36,984
YOU'RE GOING TO BE OK.
I'LL GET THE DOOR.
1406
01:22:37,485 --> 01:22:40,488
YOU'RE GOING
TO BE OK, HILLY.
1407
01:22:40,488 --> 01:22:43,491
EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT.
1408
01:22:43,491 --> 01:22:44,992
DADDY.
1409
01:22:44,993 --> 01:22:46,744
YOU'LL BE OK, HONEY.
1410
01:22:46,745 --> 01:22:48,246
YOU'LL BE OK.
1411
01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:15,907
WELL?
1412
01:23:19,911 --> 01:23:21,913
BEST THING
YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN.
1413
01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:25,417
THANKS. I THINK
IT IS, TOO.
1414
01:23:25,417 --> 01:23:26,918
YEAH, IT IS.
1415
01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:31,423
SO WHEN WAS THIS, UH...
1416
01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,425
DONE?
1417
01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:35,427
LAST NIGHT...
1418
01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:36,928
IN MY SLEEP.
1419
01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:39,431
IMPOSSIBLE.
1420
01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:43,435
WELL, NOT WITH
MY WORD ACCORDION.
1421
01:23:46,938 --> 01:23:48,940
TELEPATHIC
TYPEWRITER, HUH?
1422
01:23:50,942 --> 01:23:52,443
GOD, BOBBI...
1423
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:58,450
WHAT'S IT LIKE,
THIS, UH...FEELING?
1424
01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:01,202
IT'S A HIGH.
1425
01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:03,204
IT'S AN INCREDIBLE HIGH.
1426
01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:05,706
HMM.
1427
01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:09,711
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
YOU DON'T FEEL ANYTHING?
1428
01:24:09,711 --> 01:24:14,465
NOT A JOT, NOT AN OUNCE
OF POETIC INSPIRATION.
1429
01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:15,467
NOTHING.
1430
01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:21,473
YOU WILL.
1431
01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:23,475
IT JUST DOESN'T
HAPPEN ALL AT ONCE.
1432
01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:24,976
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.
1433
01:24:25,977 --> 01:24:26,978
HEY, UH...
1434
01:24:26,978 --> 01:24:30,481
MAYBE IT'S THE OLD
PLATE IN MY HEAD, HUH?
1435
01:24:32,984 --> 01:24:35,987
LET'S TAKE THE DAY OFF.
1436
01:24:35,987 --> 01:24:38,489
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO GO OUT AND DIG TODAY.
1437
01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:41,493
YEAH. WELL, I--
WE'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
1438
01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:44,496
DID YOU KNOW THAT
IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY?
1439
01:24:44,496 --> 01:24:47,999
YOU WANT TO GO INTO TOWN
AND WAVE FLAGS?
1440
01:24:47,999 --> 01:24:50,501
YEAH. MAYBE.
1441
01:24:50,502 --> 01:24:55,006
UM, BUT I JUST KNOW
THAT WE HAVE TO BE THERE.
1442
01:24:57,008 --> 01:25:00,511
I WANT TO WELCOME ALL OF YOU
1443
01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:03,014
TO OUR FOURTH OF JULY
CELEBRATION.
1444
01:25:03,014 --> 01:25:06,017
AS YOU KNOW, OUR COMMUNITY
HAS SUFFERED GREATLY
1445
01:25:06,017 --> 01:25:08,519
DURING THESE PAST FEW DAYS.
1446
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:12,023
WE'VE LOST OUR BELOVED
POSTMAN JOE PAULSON.
1447
01:25:14,025 --> 01:25:17,528
PRAY FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY
FOR HIS WIFE BECKY.
1448
01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:19,531
OUR HEARTS AND OUR PRAYERS
1449
01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:24,035
GO OUT TO THE BROWN FAMILY
IN THEIR HOUR OF NEED
1450
01:25:24,035 --> 01:25:27,538
AS WE CONTINUE OUR SEARCH
FOR THEIR SON DAVEY,
1451
01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:31,042
AND YET, IN THE FACE
OF ALL THESE TRAGEDIES,
1452
01:25:31,042 --> 01:25:35,046
OUR COMMUNITY
HAS REALLY JOINED TOGETHER.
1453
01:25:35,046 --> 01:25:37,048
I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
1454
01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:40,051
WOULD YOU PLEASE RISE NOW
1455
01:25:40,051 --> 01:25:44,555
AND JOIN ME IN SINGING
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?
1456
01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:49,310
♪ O, SAY CAN YOU SEE ♪
1457
01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:54,432
♪ BY THE DAWN'S
EARLY LIGHT ♪
1458
01:25:54,432 --> 01:25:58,936
♪ WHAT SO PROUDLY
WE HAILED ♪
1459
01:25:58,937 --> 01:26:04,325
♪ AT THE TWILIGHT'S
LAST GLEAMING? ♪
1460
01:26:04,325 --> 01:26:08,579
♪ WHOSE BROAD STRIPES
AND BRIGHT STARS ♪
1461
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:12,584
♪ THROUGH
THE PERILOUS FIGHT ♪
1462
01:26:14,202 --> 01:26:16,204
ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
1463
01:26:16,204 --> 01:26:17,205
BOBBI?
1464
01:26:43,865 --> 01:26:45,366
♪ LATE LAST NIGHT ♪
1465
01:26:45,366 --> 01:26:48,369
♪ AND THE NIGHT BEFORE ♪
1466
01:26:48,369 --> 01:26:50,371
♪ TOMMYKNOCKERS,
TOMMYKNOCKERS ♪
1467
01:26:50,371 --> 01:26:51,872
♪ KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR ♪
1468
01:26:53,374 --> 01:26:55,376
I WANT TO GO OUT.
1469
01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:57,878
I--I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN.
1470
01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:00,381
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M HERE.
1471
01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:01,882
GRAMPS IS HERE.
1472
01:27:01,883 --> 01:27:04,385
'CAUSE I--
I LEARNED THIS TRICK
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FROM--FROM
THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN.
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♪ TOMMYKNOCKERS,
TOMMYKNOCKERS ♪
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♪ KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR ♪
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TOMMYKNOCKERS.
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♪ TOMMYKNOCKERS ♪
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TOMMYKNOCKERS.
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♪ KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR ♪
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