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[Adult Adam] Back in the '80s,
Beverly Goldberg
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was a certified super mom.
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Kissy monster attack!
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She raised three kids
with a parenting style that was uniquely her own.
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- [purrs]
- Mom!
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But now my sister had a baby.-[Muriel fussing]
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And it was Erica's turn
to do her mom thing.
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Man, this girl
is cranky.
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What's your deal, baby?
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I know you don't have words,
but tell me!
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Oh, that's my rock.
Always cool under pressure.
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- [Muriel crying]
- Sorry, it's just really frustrating
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not being able
to calm her.
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Let's just call
the pediatrician,
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or that Army doctor
that watches the president.
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Relax. The only healer
you need is Dr. Bev.
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Mom, go back to making
an impossibly heavy lunch.
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My 12-bean chili can wait.
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12? Isn't that
just all the beans?
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[sighs] Don't engage her.
Mom, we got this.
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Do you?
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What if she has diaper rash,
or cradle cap, or cooties,
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or Pac-Man fever?
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I'm pretty sure
some of those are made up
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and one is a song?
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Just let me use
my sure-fire method
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of soothing any baby.
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Don't say
a chicken bone.
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A chicken bone,
nature's pacifier.
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I'm not letting my baby gnaw
on a day-old drumstick.
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Why is that
in your pocket?
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You don't ask Shakespeare
why he carries a quill.
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Face it, Mom.
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Your baby tricks
are weird and outdated.
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Excuse me, but I have raised
three children
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who are all
now thriving adults.
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Hey, anyone know
what day it is?
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I have a dental appointment
on Friday.
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It's Saturday.
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Well, my intense
jaw pain
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will probably go away
on its own, right?-[door opens, closes]
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Terrible news!
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I was playing playground
basketball and lost!
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The other guys were cheating
by being taller and fitter!
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Oh, Poopie! [gasps]
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Your heart is racing.
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I punted their ball
into the woods,
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but it only settled me down
a little.
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[Muriel crying]-Well, I have the solution
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for both my Schmoos
right here.
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Barry, this ol' bone
should ease your restless mind.
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All my worries
are melted away with the power of chicken.
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Wh-- If Barry gets a bone,
I want one.
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Of course you do. Mm.
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You can't argue
with results, Erica.
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You've certainly done
a number on these two.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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[Adult Adam]
It was February 15th, 1980-something.
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Barry and I had been sharing
a bedroom as adult brothers.
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And this is pretty much
how it was going.
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Gah! The hell, Barry?
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Cross at your own risk.
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This sliver of space
is now my training dojo.
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Kee-ya!
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There's the entire outside
for you to pretend what you do matters.
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'Chuck in nature where
the elements also attack?
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Think before you speak.
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[Adult Adam]
Turns out, my childhood bedroom
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was way too cramped
for two grown men.
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Why are you blocking
my path?
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Why are you
wearing a towel
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- around your nipples
like a lady? - Wow.
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[Adult Adam]
And, of course, I had a serious girlfriend.
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Not that Barry cared.
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Carmen, I miss your face.
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I haven't seen you in...
37 excruciating minutes.
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The hell, dude?
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The thought of you
being romantic disgusts me.
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And if we're being honest,
probably her.
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[Adult Adam]
But even worse than the small space,
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we were both very stubborn.
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- Get the lights.
- Already tucked in. You get 'em.
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- I got in bed first.
- You're closer.
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And now you're closer.
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How incredibly petty.
I'm impressed.
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I will stand here all night.
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I know how much you need
your precious darkness.
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My jacked eyelids will be
my blackout curtains.
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[clicks]
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I'll kill you
and everyone you know
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and some you don't!
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You're right by
the light switch!
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Just hit it
and end this!
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I'd rather
never sleep again.
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Fine by me!
Good night!
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Good night to you, too!
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What is going on in here?
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I need to move out.
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Ideally,
to a modern penthouse
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with a 360-degree view
and a live-in butler.
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But I'll take a slightly
lower level and a sassy maid.
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You could stay here
and I'll be your sassy maid.
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Fun stuff.
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Now get on the horn
with the Realtor
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and see what's available
near the mayor's mansion.
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So, I'm paying
for you to leave me?
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I'm a medical student.
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Well, you're also an adult.
So figure it out on your own.
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Yesterday you
brushed out my hair
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as I was watching
"Scooby-Doo!"
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You're my little Shaggy,
and you're not going anywhere.
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- Mwah!
- [sighs]
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I need
to get out of here.
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I've never been
with you more.
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- Now turn out the lights!
- Never!
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[Adult Adam]
Out of funds and options,
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Barry went to the JTP,
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his best buds,
who would never refuse him.
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- No way.
- Pass.
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- Sorry, bud.
- But it's me, Barry!
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The original guy, Barry!
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We love you, Big Tasty,
but we've got no room.
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What about my old room?
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The one with all
the holes in the wall
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from your homemade
hunting bow?
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You mean the adorable
peek-a-boo holes
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I made to the kitchen?-It's my room now.
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No way!
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Andy can sleep in a drawer,
or a shoe box,
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or whatever box you use
to ship one Skittle.
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First, I would
be average height if we lived in Ecuador.
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And I think what
you just said highlights the main problem here,
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you were
a crappy roommate.
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This is news to me.
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You regularly ate our food
even though it was labeled.
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I'm a hungry
and hilarious wild card that you root for!
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You wore my only suit
to go waterskiing.
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I brought your pants back.
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But do you bring
the rent money?
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My rent will be paid
in sordid tales
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of what it was like
to live with me
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before I was famous.-[mouths word]
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Think how rich in stories
the poor losers are
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who lived with pre-"Miami Vice"
Don Johnson.
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So, we're the poor losers
in this scenario and you're Don Johnson?
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I didn't hear a no.
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- No.
- Big no from me.
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[bleep] no.
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[Adult Adam]
As Barry's tale of woe fell on deaf ears,
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my mom was hearing
a different kind of sadness.
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[Muriel crying]-I'm sorry, does anyone else
hear a crying baby?
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Sure do.-Loud and clear.
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- [crying continues]
- Okay, fine. I'll just go and...
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Bup-bup!
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Geoff and I are gonna
let her cry it out.
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Cry it out?
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According to Dr. Ferber,
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Muriel can
regulate herself.
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Your words are insane!
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I'm not gonna let my baby
regulate herself!
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My baby.
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A very important and
too often repeated distinction.
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I need to help
my granddaughter.
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Muriel, it's Bubbe.
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Let my voice
be your blanket.
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Stop it!
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- Geoff, pin my mom's arms!
- Muriel!
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Can't do it.
There are too many scenarios
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- where I end up
in a trauma center. - All right.
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- Grandma's here.
- Gah!
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I can't be here right now!
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I'm taking the baby
to the park.
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[footsteps]-[sighs lightly]
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You did the right thing
by not touching me, Geoff.
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You honor me
with your fear.
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[Adult Adam]
And so, fed up with my mom,
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Erica took Muriel
for a change of scenery.
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But she got a lot more
than that.
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[gasps]
Oh, she's adorable!
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- Oh, thanks!
- [chuckles]
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If you saw her
10 minutes ago,
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she sounded like
a tiny tornado siren.
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This one
looks unassuming,
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but she's coming
off a diaper that could knock out Ivan Drago.
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Muriel has sent me
to the canvas
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a few times.-[both chuckle]
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- I'm Erica, by the way.
- Lauren.
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And this is Hazel.
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Oh, you are
too cute, Hazel.
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Are those
baby Jordaches?
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We're matching for
our daily park walk.
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Whoa. You come here
every day?
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Between naps
three and four.
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We're pretty drilled
into our routine.
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I think I've left the house
twice in five months.
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Both times to pick up
baby wipes.
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Once for the kid and once
because my husband ate ribs.
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- [laughs]
- [chuckles]
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[Adult Adam]
While Erica made a new mom friend,
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living with my brother
was getting old.
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[toilet flushes]-What the...
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Morning, bro.
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Why am I
in the hallway?
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Your sleeping
was bothering me.
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Was I snoring
or something?
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No, I just didn't like
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that you were
smugly enjoying a dream
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and I was stuck
in the lame waking world.
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That's funny, because I was
beating you up in my dream.
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Impossible.
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In every realm
I'd dominate you.
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You were crying
and begging me to stop.
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Also, you said you loved
the Dallas Cowboys.
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No!
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Go back to sleep right now
and fix it!
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- I'll tuck you in!
- Get off me!
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Hello!
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I heard the chittering
of conversation.
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Is your mom here?
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She's out speed walking,
which is just what I call walking.
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My losing streak continues.
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My Science-a-bration
is ruined.
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Your what?
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It's my week-long
scholastic party
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honoring
the wonders of science.
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And this year, I finally landed
Slim Goodbody.
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Noice! Who's that?
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Allow me to show you.
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Make sure you eat
a rainbow of foods every day.
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[Adult Adam]
Yep, before Google,
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this guy was how
we learned the human form.
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He is a hero
of the edu-tainment world.
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And he was all mine.
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Until he bailed
for his niece's bat mitzvah in Ann Arbor.
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I guess family
is more important than $1,000.
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Dollars.
I heard dollars.
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All for prancing around
in his veiny underwear?
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Plus lodging, travel,
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and for some reason,
500 red M's.
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That's enough cash
for a down payment on an apartment!
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- We're in!
- We?
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- In what?
- Think about it.
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Who's crushing
medical school right now,
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a place where
they educate people
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about the human body?
249
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Weirdly, you.
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00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:09,227
And who famously brings
light entertainment
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00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,490
to the school stage?
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- Me.
- See?
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I'm the "edu",
you're the "tainment."
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If it'll get you out
of my room, I'm in!
255
00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:19,237
- Let's edu-tain some kids!
- Yes!
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History would tell me
to say no,
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but I need to trust
my leaky gut.
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Deal.
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00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:26,157
[Adult Adam]
As Barry concocted a plan to find his way
260
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out of the house...-[doorbell rings]
261
00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,900
...my sister's new friend
was dropping in.
262
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I brought wine
for our coffee cups!
263
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- Oh, my God, stop.
Come in! - [chuckles]
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Hi there!
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I'm the mom behind the mom,
Beverly Goldberg.
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This is Lauren.
And that's Geoff.
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[in English accent]
Grandiose gobs of greetings.
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Don't.-[normal voice]
Save the gold, got it.
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You two are famous.
[chuckles]
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Erica's my new best friend,
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which makes our babies
best friends.
272
00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,355
Oh, I'll always
be Erica and Muriel's
273
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first and only best friend,
274
00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:55,317
but that's a fun way to say
something totally untrue.
275
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Okay, we should skedaddle.
276
00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,407
Geoff, can you
feed the baby?
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00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:00,801
Already handled
by Mama Supreme.
278
00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,933
Milk and formula,
just like you said.
279
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:05,675
Then I sprinkled in some cereal
to sweeten it up.
280
00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,764
- Wazdatnow?
- Wait, you gave a little baby cereal?
281
00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,026
Just Boo Berry.
282
00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,985
I shook the bottle
to make the milk blue.
283
00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,248
She gobbled it right up.
Yum-yum!
284
00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,466
Cereal's a choking hazard.
[nervous chuckle]
285
00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,643
Please!
Yesterday I was making shrimp parm,
286
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,862
and I gave Muriel
a prawn to gnaw on.
287
00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,516
She loved it.
288
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,605
What if she has
a shellfish allergy?
289
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:25,303
Yeah, what if my daughter
has a shellfish allergy?
290
00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,305
[laughing]
Can you imagine?
291
00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,743
- Ah!
- Yikes. [sighs]
292
00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,048
You know, it's none
of my business,
293
00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,398
but I am noticing
the exposed outlets right there.
294
00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,531
You might want to consider
baby-proofing.
295
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,185
Oh, in this house
we don't baby-proof.
296
00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,316
We Bubbe-proof.
297
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,667
Which means that
Bubbe, me,
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00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:44,018
never takes her eyes off
the baby, she, ever.
299
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,672
C'mon, Erica.
It's not her fault.
300
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,108
She's just from
a different time.
301
00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:47,935
- [door opens]
- Bye!
302
00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:54,028
Well, who the [bleep]
does she think she is?
303
00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,073
Um, Erica's new friend?
304
00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,205
I'm Erica's friend.
305
00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,554
Maybe this one time,
306
00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,164
you should just
go with the flow?
307
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,775
Go with the flow.
308
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,212
[whispers] Yeah.
309
00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,997
[breathes sharply]
That's me. That's me.
310
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,696
I'm gonna choose to take
your icy and distant stare
311
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,436
as thoughtful reflection.
312
00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,569
Yay! We're all
good people here!
313
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,266
[Adult Adam]
Nobody believed that.
314
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:21,446
Barry needed money bad.
315
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:24,624
So he hoped a gig
in edu-tainment would help him close the deal.
316
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,016
Congrats!
317
00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:28,236
You have been handpicked
to be a test audience
318
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,281
for a new show
about the human body.
319
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:32,109
- Handpicked.
- I was forced here.
320
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,763
This isn't
a lasagna tasting?
321
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:37,462
And now we present to you
"Organs 'n' Friends."
322
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,725
[Barry] Ow!
323
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,858
[in deep voice]
Howdy! Hearty Marty here!
324
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,295
[high-pitched voice]
And I'm Olivia Liver!
325
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,514
As your heart,
326
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:49,474
I move blood throughout
your whooole body!
327
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:52,521
And, man, does that
get me pumped!
328
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,914
- [laughter]
- It's 'cause hearts pump.
329
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:57,091
- That's great.
- Halt the show!
330
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,833
JTP, thoughts so far?
331
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,661
- Adorable!
- I want a liver for my niece!
332
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,358
I'm invested
and crave more!
333
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,795
Exactly. You guys
all hate it, too.
334
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,928
I mean, look
at this pathetic puppet.
335
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,147
Hearts don't have eyes.
336
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,323
You were looking
for a realistic heart?
337
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,151
And the lady liver
has a nose.
338
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,763
Does she smell
or regulate chemical levels and excrete bile?
339
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,373
Is that a science
question?
340
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,810
Because I don't even know
where the sun goes at night.
341
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:21,942
You should probably
know that.
342
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,205
And where is the song
about the toe fungus,
343
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,642
or the cluster migraine,
or the monologue
344
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,166
by a charred lung
of a lifelong smoker?
345
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,211
Do kids even need
to know that stuff?
346
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,039
Do I?
347
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,910
Isn't this just about
getting your money so you can move out?
348
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,652
As an almost doctor,
I demand perfection.
349
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,654
Throw it all out.
Start all over.
350
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,264
I'm gonna do the only
reasonable thing.
351
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,701
Everything I ask?
352
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,963
I quit!
353
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,052
Me, too!
354
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,968
Fine! Good edu-tainment
doesn't need the "tainment",
355
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,099
just the "edu."
356
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,579
That's right.
357
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,103
William Penn students
are about to get educated.
358
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,888
- [door closes]
- That's just school.
359
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,976
I don't think he gets it.
360
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,630
I am so happy
he doesn't live with us.
361
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,981
[Adult Adam]
Barry was learning a hard lesson in edu-tainment.
362
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,373
My mom would soon learn
363
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,593
that going with the flow
wasn't so easy.
364
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:07,030
Thanks for helping me
carry in my groceries.
365
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,380
Oh, the pleasure is mine.
[chuckles]
366
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,817
That's a lie.
367
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,427
I have a pinched nerve
in my back,
368
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,429
and I shouldn't be carrying
these or anything else.
369
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:15,560
Well, let me give you
a tranquilizer
370
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,258
my doctor said
I didn't need,
371
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,955
but that
I demanded anyway.
372
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,872
Well, that's strange.
373
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,440
Allow me.
374
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,658
I have a sturdy core
from my days
375
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,834
of baton twirling.
[chuckles]
376
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,447
Right behind you.
377
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,579
Tricky pistachio!
How did you get that open?
378
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:38,105
Don't freak out,
but Erica hired a baby-proofing guy.
379
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,367
-[Adult Adam]
Our house had been covered... - [dramatic music plays]
380
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,804
...padded, gated, and locked.
381
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:42,979
[Beverly gasps]
382
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,851
And there was only
one person to blame.
383
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,287
[sighs]
That new mom friend.
384
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,984
I forget her name.
385
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,856
- Lauren.
- Lauren.
386
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,683
Oh, good, you're home.
387
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,947
Look, I know you said no,
but the guys at Boo Boo Busters
388
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:57,385
did an amazing job
making this a safe environment.
389
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,953
[Adult Adam]
In that moment, my mom could either go nuclear
390
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,433
or take Geoff's advice
to go with the flow.
391
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,044
Agreed. I love it.
392
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,436
Please thank Lauren
for me.
393
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,395
For real?
394
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,831
I'm just surprised
because it felt like
395
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,224
you guys
did not hit it off.
396
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,443
Well, she really
seems to know what she's talking about.
397
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,271
She's a total pro.
398
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,665
Maybe she could even
help pry you out of the baby Stone Age.
399
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,102
[bell tolls]-Maybe.
400
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,801
I'm gonna get the baby
ready for her music class at Lauren's.
401
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,019
[tongue clicks] Ta!
402
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,893
You're going to that
baby music class, aren't you?
403
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,069
It's time I showed
her little mama pal
404
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,636
who knows more
about parenting.
405
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,769
[Adult Adam]
As my mom prepared for a takedown,
406
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,076
Barry was studying the master.
407
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:39,253
I just need a fresh new idea
that visually depicts
408
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,342
the inner workings
of the human body.
409
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:44,214
- Like something where
you show the organs? - Yes.
410
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,999
- And put them
on your person? - You're getting it.
411
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,304
And then,
you dance around and sing?
412
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:48,697
All those things!
413
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,004
Isn't that just
Slim Goodbody's whole act?
414
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,484
Yes! I'll just do
what he does.
415
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,530
[Adult Adam]
But that was easier said than done.
416
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,575
This has, like, 200 bones.
417
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,839
The human body has 206!
418
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,927
Next.
419
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,016
[sighs] Too simple.
420
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,365
What was I thinking?
421
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,584
- No one reads.
- We can read that.
422
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,021
Yeah, I can read it fine,
to be honest with you.
423
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,065
I mean, I-I read--
I read all the time.
424
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,240
Yes!
425
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,459
[JTP] Ohh!
426
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,548
This is the one.
427
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,943
Uh, Bar, it's a little,
um, revealing.
428
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,423
[gasps] Oh, no!
429
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,686
[Adult Adam]
Yeah, looked like my bro had to give up.
430
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:24,341
That is, until...
431
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,126
Stop!
432
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:29,999
I just had
a very meaty idea.
433
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,827
Is it that you're gonna make
a suit outta cold cuts?
434
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:34,395
- To the local meatery!
- [JTP groan]
435
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,745
[Adult Adam]
With that, Barry had a new beat on his act.
436
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,356
Meanwhile, Erica's music class
had just begun.
437
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,707
And we're hearing
the glockenspiel.
438
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,187
Figured this would be
more of a...
439
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,363
a clap your macaroni shaker
[chuckles] type of deal.
440
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,017
Ms. Lizzy has a PhD
441
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,932
in musicology
and child development.
442
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,630
She's also a loon,
so don't make eye contact.
443
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,589
- Sorry I'm late!
- Mom?
444
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:57,331
And sorry to the white Mercedes
I love-tapped backing in.
445
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,159
Oh, that was me.
446
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,812
I'm sure it'll buff out.
447
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,598
Now, why don't we try
a collective choral experience?
448
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,382
Um, how about
"Old MacDonald"?
449
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,601
Unfortunately,
"Old MacDonald"
450
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,733
is not on our
approved song list.
451
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,648
Yeah, see, the goal is
to create an environment
452
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,520
free of negativity
and judgment.
453
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,348
And "Old MacDonald"
is a horrid tale
454
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,958
of animal imprisonment.
455
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,004
Old MacDonald treated
all of his animals
456
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:21,094
- with dignity and respect.
- Mm.
457
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:24,010
- Then, he eats them, so...
- [babies babbling]
458
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,620
Let's not forget
the number one rule
459
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,665
we laid out
in the beginning of class...
460
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:32,801
[all] ♪ If we say it,
we can sing it ♪
461
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,150
Say what now?
462
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,935
♪ You must sing
everything ♪
463
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,806
♪ Use your mouth ♪
464
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,896
♪ Fine, then,
I will sing my thoughts ♪
465
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:43,551
♪ I'd prefer
if you did not ♪
466
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,769
♪ It's okay ♪
467
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,597
♪ Let's hear
what backwards nonsense ♪
468
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,208
♪ She has to say ♪
469
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,253
♪ The only backwards
thing here is you ♪
470
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:53,039
♪ And also Ms. Lizzy's
attitude... ♪
471
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,649
...towards deodorant.
472
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,607
Okay, time out
on the scary singing.
473
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,087
Yeah, she's
ruining my class.
474
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,698
Shove your music class
and your baby-proofing.
475
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:01,786
You've been a mom
for five minutes.
476
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,179
You don't know crap.
477
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,485
Come on, Erica.
478
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,356
No.
479
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:08,054
Mom, did you ever think
that maybe you don't have
480
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,794
all the answers
about parenting?
481
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,144
I've raised
three children.
482
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,102
I think I know plenty.
483
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,974
Maybe you weren't as good
of a mom as you thought.
484
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,196
Here's your
side-view mirror.
485
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,639
[Adult Adam]
The Science-a-bration was falling flat.
486
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,816
And Mr. Glascott hoped
that Barry could pick it up.
487
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:35,690
What an inspired performance
by the dancing molar!
488
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,822
Be better, Alan.
489
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,824
I can't believe I agreed
to come to this.
490
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,609
I'm just here to see what
Barry brings to the table,
491
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,045
namely, a meat suit.
492
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,177
Meat suit?
493
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,700
That's all the context
you need.
494
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,659
Last up, we couldn't get
the real Slim Goodbody,
495
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,880
so, parents and students,
please welcome...
496
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,013
Barry Insides.
497
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,710
- Ohhhh, no.
- Whoo!
498
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,841
[audience gasps]
499
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,365
[Adult Adam] Oh, yes.
500
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,193
Instead of a perfectly good
puppet show,
501
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,629
my brother stapled
a bunch of lunch meat
502
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,065
to his body.
503
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,676
Oh, that is pungent
and horrifying.
504
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,330
And is that your
family dog behind you?
505
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,853
Lucky followed me here.
Just ignore her.
506
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,030
Hi, kids and parents!
507
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,728
It's me, Barry Insides!
508
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,773
I'm here to give you
a graphic look
509
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,211
at the insides
of all our bodies.
510
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,561
[Adult Adam]
It wasn't educational or entertaining.
511
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:24,130
He just turned the kids
off science and deli meats forever.
512
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,002
Check out my hyper-realistic
lower intestines!
513
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,221
I think this is going
really good.
514
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,483
Who wants to come up here
515
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,963
and feel how wet and squishy
my bladder is?
516
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:32,790
No, girl.-[laughter]
517
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,314
Okay.
You know what?
518
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:37,056
Uh, let's just move on
to refreshments.
519
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,667
[Adult Adam]
Yep, only Lucky was eating up Barry's performance.
520
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,495
Meanwhile,
Erica had to apologize
521
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,279
for the scene my mom made.
522
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,455
[baby crying]
523
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,153
Erica, hi.
524
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,329
Look, I feel
so bad about...
525
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,460
[crying continues]
526
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,462
- Is everything okay?
- Totally.
527
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:55,683
Just, you know, hour six
of a screaming, crying fit.
528
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,076
- [chuckles]
- Oh, I can come back.
529
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,164
No, no, it's fine.
Everything's fine.
530
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,123
Just, um,
like Dr. Ferber said,
531
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,690
baby's gotta learn
to self-soothe.
532
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,953
[chuckles]
533
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,347
Oh, my gosh, it's so hard!
[breathes deeply]
534
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:08,696
She sleeps
when she should eat.
535
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:09,914
She eats
when she should nap.
536
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,612
And if she doesn't nap,
then I don't sleep.
537
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,396
And I'm so desperate!
538
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,572
I can't believe
I'm suggesting this,
539
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,097
but... there is one thing
you could try.
540
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,970
Chicken bone.
Who knew?
541
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,145
I learned it
from my mom.
542
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,495
[sighs]
Of course you did.
543
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:26,975
I don't know
how she did it.
544
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,412
- Did what?
- Raise three kids.
545
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,414
I mean,
one's impossible.
546
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,155
I thought you had it
all figured out.
547
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,332
The truth is,
I'm completely lost.
548
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,379
Being a mother
is so hard.
549
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,339
Yeah, for all mothers,
I guess.
550
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,298
When your child is being
stubborn and difficult,
551
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,561
it is a pain
like no other.
552
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,651
Dammit. [chuckles]
553
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,348
I'm starting
to see that now.
554
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,002
Why can't our daughters
just understand
555
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,134
that we're trying
to help them
556
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,223
and make their lives easier,
you know?
557
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,747
One day,
I think they will.
558
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,403
Sucks about
the show...
559
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,361
and that we're still stuck
doing this.
560
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,798
[sighs] I don't
wanna talk about it.
561
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,800
How did an adult man
dressing in a meat costume
562
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,019
go so wrong?
563
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,022
[laughs]
564
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,851
What's so funny?
565
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,940
Glascott's face when he saw
all that disturbing meat.
566
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,595
[both laughing]
567
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,814
I put kielbasa
on my body.
568
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,425
[laughter continues]
569
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,166
Man, Lucky really
went to town on you.
570
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,645
I know.
571
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,778
[Adult Adam]
Yep, it was the kind of laugh
572
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:33,215
you could only share
with someone so close.
573
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,479
The kind that, to this day,
can still bring us to tears.
574
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,220
♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪
575
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,483
- Hey, Ad?
- Oh.
576
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,573
We got our whole lives
to live on our own.
577
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,054
Maybe sharing this room
isn't the worst thing ever.
578
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,969
Yeah. We've got it
pretty good.
579
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,711
♪ I really love you ♪
580
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,408
[clicks]-Good night, pal.
581
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,583
♪ Oh, you're
my best friend ♪
582
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,455
Same to you.
583
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,718
[Adult Adam]
Sometimes all it takes to patch things up...
584
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,850
[both laughing]
585
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,765
...is to lighten up.
586
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,856
But then again,
taking back our words
587
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,467
doesn't always come easily.
588
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,685
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
589
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,906
What was that for?
590
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:15,605
Mom [sighs]
I'm so sorry for what I said
591
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,912
and for every time
that I pushed you away
592
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,566
or called you
out of touch.
593
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,613
So all my parenting tricks
don't make you upset?
594
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,701
Oh, they do.
595
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,792
But they also make me
the luckiest daughter,
596
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,446
and mom, ever.
597
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,492
♪ Oh, you're
my best friend ♪
598
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,537
[voice breaking]
Moms need other moms.
599
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:35,843
They really do.
600
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,149
♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪
601
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,326
[Adult Adam]
When you're so close to the people you love,
602
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,719
it's hard to see
the bigger picture.
603
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,852
The one that only comes
into focus
604
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,201
when you spend
so much time together.
605
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:47,289
[door closes]
606
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,943
Yeah.
607
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,640
♪ I'm happy at home ♪
608
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,947
And we're the luckiest
when we get to do it all...
609
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,557
♪ You're my best friend ♪
610
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,647
...over and over again.
611
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,480
- Get it while it's hot!
- JTP: Whoa!
612
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,743
Big Tasty, a barbecue feast
just for us?
613
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:07,875
You know it!
614
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:08,702
These ribs fall
right off the bone.
615
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,443
Yeah, they do!
616
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:11,922
Mnh. Got something
stuck in my teeth.
617
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,185
[chuckles]
618
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,622
Is that a clothing label?
619
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,580
I-- I got
something, too. It's a button.
620
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,147
Barry, why is it
a button?
621
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,279
Oopsy-doopsy.
622
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,758
Is all this
from your meat suit?
623
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:22,890
Of course it is!
624
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:25,153
But you wore these meats
out in the sun,
625
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,372
not to mention
your filthy car!
626
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,417
- Can I move in now?
- Never!
627
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,158
Lucky had the right idea
going for the sausage.
628
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:34,758
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