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Wow. Oatmeal. Good for you.
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Yeah.
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It's a healthy delivery system
for all the sugar, butter,
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and cream I need to
start my day off right.
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That's weird.
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Robin wants to know how my
job interviews are going
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since old man Wellman
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stopped giving me bad
references last week.
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Apparently, he's too
busy being deposed
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for polluting the groundwater.
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Well, that's great.
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Should make it easier
for you to get a job.
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Yes, except I'm still getting
shot down in my interviews,
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which means it's not Wellman.
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It's got to be something else.
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And I gotta figure
this out quick
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'cause I've got a job
interview later today
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and we're running out of money.
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You never know what's
going on with interviewers.
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You could look like
the guy's ex-wife.
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You could be talking, and
he's sitting there thinking,
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"I worshipped you, but you
took a bath with the gardener."
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Also, you're older and a woman.
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It's a full-on double hit.
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Yeah, or people are just
intimidated by smart women.
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They just don't come
out and tell you that.
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Tell me about it. Try being
smart and having boobs.
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Yeah. I used to just be smart.
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Hey, Darlene.
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You free to pick up Beverly
Rose today after school?
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Yeah. Unfortunately,
I don't have
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any food deliveries lined up.
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Hey, if I drop her at your door
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still hot and properly
wrapped, can I get a tip?
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You know, if you need
cash, I could use some help
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at the store this week
while Ben's out of town.
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Wow. Really? That
would be great.
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You're hired!
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You realize, of course,
I can't pay you as much
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because you're a smart old
woman and you intimidate me.
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And you know that I could
substitute a laxative
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for any one of your pills
and you wouldn't know.
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Not right away.
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?
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Becky, refill on table three.
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Becky: Okay.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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Oh. What's up?
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Oh. Oh.
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It's Beverly Rose's teacher.
She wants to see me right away.
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Beverly Rose okay?
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Yeah, she's acting out again.
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I've been so busy
with school and work,
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I haven't been spending
any time with her.
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Well, you know,
kids are resilient.
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Isn't that what you're supposed
to say when you neglect them?
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[ Chuckles ] I
don't neglect her.
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I'd love to be around her
enough to neglect her.
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Ohh! Ow!
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Ooh! My God! Are you okay?
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I'm fine. I'm not hurt. Yeah.
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Good. Good. 'Cause
you can't sue.
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Everybody enters this
restaurant at their own risk!
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It says so right on the menu.
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You know, I almost
wish that I was hurt.
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Then I could at least
have some time off.
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Yeah. Well... Wait.
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What about workman's comp?
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What are you talking about?
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You pay for workman's
comp, but you never use it.
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This way, I could take
two paid weeks off,
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prepare for my finals,
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and spend more time
with Beverly Rose!
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Becky, I don't know.
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Oh, please, Jackie.
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I can't afford it otherwise.
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Well, I don't... I guess
I'd be a little shorthanded,
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but maybe we could make it work.
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Thank you. [ Chuckles ]
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Could you help me up?
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Yeah.
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[ Grunts ] Aaah!
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Y'all saw that, right?!
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?
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"The Conners" is filmed
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in front of a live
studio audience.
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I personally think that candy
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is the most important
meal of the day,
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and I can prove that statement
with my dental records.
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Heh. All dentures.
[ Chuckles ]
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Anyway, I think this
interview went very well,
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and I am definitely keeping you
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under consideration
for this position.
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Ahh. I look forward
to hearing from you.
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Thank you very much.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Excuse me?
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Uh, thanks for stopping by.
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Oh, okay. "Thanks
for stopping by"
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is basically code for saying,
"We're never gonna hire you."
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[ Squeakily ] Oh, no!
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That is abso...
Absolutely not true.
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I just thought it was very sweet
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that you decided to stop by.
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Now, you take care of yourself.
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Wait. "Take care of yourself"?
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That's even worse than
"Thanks for stopping by."
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They sound pleasant enough.
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Okay. Look.
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This is my fourth
rejection in two weeks,
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and, you know, I need work.
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You could really help
me by just being honest
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and telling me why
you won't hire me.
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Ooh. I never said I
wasn't gonna hire you.
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I said I was keeping
you under consideration.
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And that's very good.
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Who would like a caramel
chew for the ride home?
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I don't need a parting gift.
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I need a job.
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[ Chuckles ] I would hire you,
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but I've still got to
talk to the guys upstairs.
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It's a one-story building.
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You are like a funny Terrier.
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I meant the people above me.
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But who's above you?
It's Fudderman's Candy.
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You're Fudderman.
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You're forcing me to
be blunt here, Darlene.
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I didn't want to come out
and say this, but I will.
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You may or may not
get a job here.
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Okay. Wait. So you're saying
that there actually...
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There is a chance that
you would hire me.
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More than a chance.
A possibility.
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?
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Hey. You ready to go?
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This Red Robin Groupon is
burnin' a hole in my pocket.
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I'm still watching Beverly Rose.
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I'm just waiting for
Harris to take over.
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Oh. Okay.
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So, how was work
today? Not good.
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Becky slipped and fell, so
she's out for two weeks.
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Oh, my gosh! Is she hurt bad?
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Nah, she's just faking it
to get a couple of weeks
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out of workman's comp so she can
catch up on some personal stuff.
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But it's a pain in
the ass! [ Sighs ]
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Yeah, and it's also
insurance fraud.
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No, no, I'm just taking
advantage of an insurance policy
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that I never use.
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[ Scoffs ] Okay.
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Workman's comp isn't
a savings account
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that you can just dip into
whenever you feel like it.
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If Becky gets caught, you
both could get a huge fine
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and maybe even jail time.
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Oh, come on!
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I'm sure people do
it all the time.
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Look. I've dealt with
this at the animal clinic.
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If you're faking it,
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they can pull your
insurance, shut you down,
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and pretty soon you're
selling irregular jeans
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out of your trunk in
a stadium parking lot.
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[ Gasps ] I gotta talk to Becky
before she files that claim.
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If I get shut down, it's not
gonna be for workman's comp!
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It's gonna be by the Feds
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for serving USBA certified beef.
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O-Okay. I don't think
you should be...
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You heard nothing!
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?
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[ Bell jingles ]
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Welcome to Olinsky's.
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How'd yesterday's interviews go?
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Bad. Another man intimidated
by an intelligent woman.
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Well, that sucks.
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Candy?
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Uh, don't.
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[ Bell jingles ]
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Hi. How can we help you?
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Well, I'm turning my
basement into a she-shed
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and I need something to
hang a couple of paintings
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that I made during
Merlot-Paint night.
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More merlot than paint,
if you know what I mean.
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I don't, so I'm
gonna turn you over
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to our she-shed expert, Darlene.
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Alright. Um...
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Well, I have to admit I
have never had a she-shed,
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but I can certainly get you a
few hooks for your paintings.
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You gotta get a she-shed.
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It's like a man cave, but you
can express your inner goddess.
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Got it.
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Um, but are you really a goddess
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if you can only express it
in one room of the house?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Okay. Uh, so, how... how
heavy are these paintings?
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Oh. I don't know.
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They're about yea-by-yea.
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Okay, so, obviously you're not
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the goddess of
weights and measures.
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Oh. Um...
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So, these hold anything
up to 30 pounds.
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I'm sure they'll be fine.
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Oh, great.
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But there's three.
I only need two.
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Why would I pay for three?
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Um, because they're only $1.19
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and you can save the extra
one for the next time
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you need to drink and paint
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to rationalize why you're so
proud of having your own shed.
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Is there a problem?
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Maybe I should just
shop somewhere else.
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Oh, no! Then we'll lose
out on a whole dollar!
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I'm sorry. Could I be
of some assistance here?
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I don't think so. Thank you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, man.
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God.
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I'm gonna say something I
hope you find constructive.
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Your professional demeanor
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is somewhat combative
and condescending.
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No, I was just being honest
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and I was trying to be funny
instead of just saying,
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"You're annoying
and stupid, lady."
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Okay. Are you being "honest"
and "funny" in your interviews?
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Yes. That's my thing. Why?
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Well, maybe your "thing"
is keeping you unemployed.
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No, everything you read
about going on interviews
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says to just be yourself.
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That's assuming
"yourself" is pleasant.
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Hey, I have been
working really hard
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on being a positive person.
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You can use positive words,
but if the energy underneath
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is "put up your dukes,"
you're gonna put people off.
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You know, what you see as
me "putting up my dukes"
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is just me speaking my
mind and being forthright.
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You know what? At least my
next interviewer is a woman,
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and so she'll respect that,
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and I'm sure it will
go a lot better.
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I'm sorry I called you
condescending and combative.
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I should have said
petite and delusional.
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Men like you are the reason
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women paint, drink,
and live in sheds.
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[ Air rushes ]
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So, Darlene, here at
DriveAmerica Tire,
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we like to do things
a little different.
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How do you feel about
getting your hands dirty?
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I am not averse to getting
a little terra firma
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under these fingernails
if it helps the company
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achieve the fullest realization
of its mission statement.
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You're smart. I like that.
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Yeah, you do.
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But our customers don't.
They like plain talk.
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And I'm gonna be plain with you.
252
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I'm looking at your r�sum�,
253
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,929
and I like that you worked
in plastic for two years.
254
00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:28,059
Um, my only concern
is that before that,
255
00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:32,019
you were a writer and
you went to "art school."
256
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:34,059
Well, that's why I'm
looking for a job.
257
00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:37,019
Because I went to art school.
258
00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,609
Ha! Yeah, well, I
can assure you...
259
00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:41,449
Nobody around here
went to art school.
260
00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:44,489
Okay, yeah, but
having a creative side
261
00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:46,829
doesn't mean I wouldn't
be a good hire.
262
00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,369
I mean, I grew up working class,
263
00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:50,539
and I didn't start in
management at Wellman.
264
00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:53,619
I started on the line,
and eventually I moved up.
265
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:56,879
Well, now we're working
in the plus column!
266
00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,499
But we don't call
it moving "up."
267
00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,629
We call it moving
"over" to management.
268
00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:03,034
Because here, nobody's
better than anybody else.
269
00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:09,599
Okay. But not everybody
makes the same pay, right?
270
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,479
Because I worked my ass
off to excel in management,
271
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,059
and so I think I deserve more
than somebody who didn't.
272
00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:17,189
Yeah, well, there's no reason
to get defensive about it,
273
00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:19,519
but, I mean, if this is all
about the money for you, then...
274
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,779
No, I'm here because
I love tires.
275
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,690
Of course it's about the money!
276
00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:25,989
I-I gotta feed my kids.
277
00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:27,819
I'm not jumping
through all these hoops
278
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,699
so I can make less than I did.
279
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,699
Okay. You're getting a little
worked up here, Darlene.
280
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,749
Well, no, I'm only
responding this way
281
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,499
because of the
crazy thing you said
282
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,624
about "moving over"
instead of "moving up."
283
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,299
[ Chuckles ]
284
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,129
I think it's time
you see yourself out.
285
00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,719
Oh. Really?
286
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,509
Are you sure you don't mean
see myself "under" or "around"?
287
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:49,469
'Cause I'm not sure anybody
understands directions
288
00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:50,890
around here.
289
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:57,439
Yeah. You know what?
290
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,979
I-I can see where maybe
291
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:02,399
I got a little combative
and condescending there.
292
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,189
That's totally my bad.
293
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,859
So, um... may we start again?
294
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,632
[ Chuckles ] Thanks
for stopping by.
295
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,369
Yeah. That... That
sounds about right.
296
00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:18,250
?
297
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,919
[ British accent ]
Here comes Tiny Tim!
298
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,710
God bless us, everyone!
299
00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:28,089
Here you go. Look. I
know I said it was okay,
300
00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:31,049
but we can't go through with
this workman's comp claim.
301
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,429
I could lose my
insurance and go to jail.
302
00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:35,679
I can't go to jail.
303
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:39,599
They'd pass me around like
a cheap pack of cigarettes!
304
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,059
But you own the business.
305
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,899
You're the only person
who would complain.
306
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,319
No, the insurance companies
307
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,899
seriously check
these things out.
308
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,069
It's not worth the risk.
309
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:51,159
My kid and my future
aren't worth the risk?
310
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:57,459
Fine. Guess I better be
getting back to work, then.
311
00:12:57,460 --> 00:13:00,934
Look! I'm healed!
It's a miracle!
312
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,709
It's a crime. What
do you want me to do?
313
00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:07,759
Oh. No, no. I'm okay.
314
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:11,599
I don't need a career or
a daughter who loves me.
315
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,049
I'm content
316
00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:15,719
just giving this gentleman
a refill on his coffee.
317
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,059
He's drinking tea!
318
00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,770
Well, he's gettin' coffee!
319
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,519
Okay.
320
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:27,649
You were right. I am putting
people off with my attitude.
321
00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:30,779
God bless you for
finally telling her.
322
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:32,819
I told you. You gotta
change what you're doing.
323
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:35,079
How? I've got a job
interview tomorrow.
324
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,674
What am I supposed to
do... Not be myself?
325
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,539
You or me?
326
00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,829
Let me start.
327
00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:47,299
Mom, be as fake as possible!
328
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,009
What? I have spent
my entire life
329
00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:52,679
telling you kids, "Don't
be ashamed of who you are.
330
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,429
Don't change for anybody."
331
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,509
You don't know how many
times I had to grab a beer
332
00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:59,349
with some knucklehead just
to get a drywall contract
333
00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:02,899
and tell him his wife
looked like Farrah Fawcett
334
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,610
when she looked more
like an actual faucet.
335
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,819
Well, I don't know
how you did that.
336
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:11,609
I did it because
I needed the job
337
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,777
more than I needed to be honest.
338
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,239
Alright. Fine.
339
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,209
Who's having coffee here?
340
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:21,369
None of us.
341
00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:22,999
Well, you are now.
342
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,540
?
343
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,574
Darlene, you're a
very strong match
344
00:14:30,599 --> 00:14:33,538
for the job we're offering.
345
00:14:33,563 --> 00:14:35,143
Bless your heart.
346
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:40,389
Let me tell you a little
about The Chicago Can Company.
347
00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:44,309
We work hard here, but the key
to our success is we work fun!
348
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:47,569
For example, Fridays, we do
improv games for team building!
349
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:49,569
Yes, and...
350
00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:51,439
I love improv!
351
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,609
The only thing I love
more than improv is magic!
352
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:58,539
Oh. Well, then you are going
to love our Magic Mondays.
353
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,869
What's that behind your ear?
354
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:05,289
Oh! A 25% increase
in productivity?
355
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:07,959
[ Laughs ] Oh,
that is so clever!
356
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,549
Yeah.
357
00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:11,049
Uh, with all this fun,
358
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,759
I can't believe you
get any work done.
359
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,469
Well, if we have
to work weekends
360
00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:18,509
to ensure we have enough fun
during the week, we do it!
361
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:20,269
So, any questions for us?
362
00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:21,809
I don't think so.
363
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:25,019
I mean, the salary is amazing.
The benefits are fantastic.
364
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,649
I certainly come from a family
365
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:30,279
where cans are a big
part of our diet.
366
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,899
Darlene, you're a perfect fit.
367
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:35,069
Oh, great. So when...
When can I start?
368
00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:36,739
Well, we're working
this Saturday,
369
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,659
so you may as well
jump right in.
370
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,699
But I warn you...
We haze the newbies.
371
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,329
I hope you like
really long hugs.
372
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:45,709
[ Both laugh ]
373
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:49,789
Finally the human connection
I've been craving!
374
00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,759
Alright. I'll
see you Saturday.
375
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,880
Okay.
376
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:04,769
Um, I'm sorry.
377
00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:08,019
Can we start again? You
have not really met me.
378
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,309
What do you mean?
379
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:11,531
Uh, this is not me.
380
00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:16,739
This is me.
381
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,200
Oh.
382
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:22,541
Did something tragic happen
the day they took your picture?
383
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,209
Nope.
384
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,579
I'm, uh... I'm not a smiler.
385
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,669
Yeah, and I'm... I'm not fun.
386
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:33,419
But I could be a great
asset to this company
387
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,419
and increase productivity.
388
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:38,179
Honestly, I think your
people would be much happier
389
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,799
and work harder
sacrificing the magic shows
390
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,349
if they didn't have to
work on the weekends.
391
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:46,769
Wow. It took a lot of
courage to say that.
392
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,849
But, "Thanks for
stopping by," right?
393
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:50,979
Well, clearly, the job
we're talking about
394
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:52,899
isn't right for you.
395
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,678
Yeah. I understand.
Thank you for your time.
396
00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,279
Wait.
397
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,369
But I do have a
managerial position
398
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:03,449
that starts next month
in accounts receivable.
399
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,989
I need someone who
can be ruthless
400
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,999
and no-holds-barred
in collecting money.
401
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,499
Really?! Oh, my God!
402
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,039
I've been on the other end of
those phone calls for years!
403
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,259
I've been waiting
for my turn! Yes!
404
00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:16,759
[ Laughs ]
405
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,679
?
406
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,929
Uh, hey, Beck?
407
00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,809
I'm the one who told Jackie
408
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,979
a fraudulent insurance
claim was a bad idea.
409
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,599
She was willing to do it,
410
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,479
so if you want to be mad
at somebody, be mad at me.
411
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,359
I needed some help from
my family, Neville.
412
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,109
Is that too much to ask?
413
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:38,359
Not at all, but you seem
to ask a lot from them
414
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,029
and you do it frequently.
415
00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:42,699
Everybody in this
family does that!
416
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,659
Darlene moved back
home just like I did.
417
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:49,249
I... I get the family dynamic,
418
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,579
but you're now
living with Darlene,
419
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,749
everyone helps
with Beverly Rose,
420
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,879
your aunt gave you a
job, and now you're upset
421
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,799
because she won't help
you commit a felony?
422
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,589
I do stuff for her.
423
00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:03,509
The other day, I opened The
Lunch Box at 6:00 a. m...
424
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,009
By myself!
425
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,389
That's because you had
class at 7:00 a. m.
426
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,849
And wanted breakfast!
427
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,479
And when Jackie got here,
428
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,309
you were gone, the
door was wide open,
429
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:15,610
and there was a guy
sleeping in the kitchen!
430
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,989
Fine. I screwed up.
431
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,859
But I'm overwhelmed.
432
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:24,124
I have a kid and
I'm going to school,
433
00:18:24,149 --> 00:18:26,189
and I'm doing it all sober.
434
00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:31,159
Becky, my late brother had a
lot of substance problems, too,
435
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,919
so I learned a lot
about codependency,
436
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,709
and it's not just substances.
437
00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:36,839
You can become overly dependent
438
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,005
on just about anything,
and that includes family.
439
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:49,019
You know, when you make me
realize I'm wrong so nicely,
440
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,929
it's harder to imagine
you being eaten
441
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,004
by one of your big snakes.
442
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,649
Thank you, sweetie. Okay.
443
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:58,157
I'll see you at home. Okay.
444
00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:03,359
Hey, Jackie?
445
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:06,029
Um, I really do appreciate
446
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:07,579
everything that
you've done for me.
447
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,989
Thank you.
448
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,119
It was stupid to ask you
to do something illegal.
449
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,329
Well, I just couldn't
risk losing the business.
450
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:14,999
It's my life. I know that.
451
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,089
And I made the mistake of
telling Dudley Do-Right.
452
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:22,089
I love the guy, but he's
such a straight arrow.
453
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,929
He even took away my price gun
454
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,259
that I like to
take to T. J. Maxx.
455
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:29,719
?
456
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,100
Hey.
457
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,889
I don't know how
you got in here,
458
00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,940
but I'm not gonna
join your church.
459
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,189
I did it.
460
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:41,399
I became somebody
completely different,
461
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,689
and I got the job.
462
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,609
Congratulations!
463
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:47,369
And then I lost it
because I couldn't imagine
464
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:49,739
being that person every day
for the rest of my life.
465
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,120
That tracks.
466
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,289
However, then I got another job
467
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:58,169
because they need somebody
in accounts receivable
468
00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,669
who is combative
and condescending.
469
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:03,259
That also tracks.
470
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:07,179
So... I stopped and
bought this to celebrate.
471
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,759
Champagne.
472
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,007
Ooh! Beer's high-falutin'
French cousin!
473
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,139
So how are you feeling?
474
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,149
I feel good.
475
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,229
Yeah, like I was tested,
476
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:22,819
and I was totally ready to
throw out everything I am
477
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:25,069
to take care of my
family, and then...
478
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:27,409
I don't know. I just felt
like I was lying to somebody.
479
00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,199
And when I told the truth,
480
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,739
it paid off and I
got a job anyway.
481
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:33,949
So what you've learned is
there's room for combative
482
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:37,459
and condescending people
in this world, too.
483
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,941
Hey, at least I'm not a liar.
484
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,339
Well, no, of course I
lie all the time, but...
485
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:47,179
not to this guy and not today,
486
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,629
and that's what counts.
487
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,638
Live for the moment, right?
488
00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:52,509
Cheers.
489
00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:54,680
Zut alors. Zut alors!
490
00:20:56,961 --> 00:20:58,629
- Uh, apple pie, please.
- Slice of apple.
491
00:20:58,654 --> 00:21:01,769
Ahh! [ Chuckles ] I only
have one piece left.
492
00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:04,529
Oh. You take it.
493
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,279
Thank you, but it
is yours, I insist.
494
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,949
That is so kind,
but I can't enjoy it
495
00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:11,739
with you sitting
there wanting it.
496
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:13,449
[ Chuckles ] Aren't
you an angel.
497
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:16,079
But, nope, I have
cleared it from my mind.
498
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,039
Well, we're gonna have
more pie tomorrow,
499
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,080
so see if you two can
"polite it out" by then.
500
00:21:23,429 --> 00:21:25,059
What a bitch.
501
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:29,659
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