All language subtitles for Desperate.Housewives.S05E18.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+.5.1.x264-TrollHD_track3_[und]

PREVIOUSLY ON...

A THIEF WAS CONFRONTED.
WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL

COMFORTABLE TALKING
TO A PROFESSIONAL.
A PSYCHIATRIST?

SOMEONE LIGHT ME A CIGAR.
CARLOS HIRED
A OLD GIRLFRIEND...

AND GABY HIRED A SPY.
I TALKED TO CARLOS. YOU'RE IN!

EDIE DUG DEEPER
INTO DAVE'S PAST.

KILLED THREE YEARS AGO--
CAR CRASH.

THAT WAS HIS WIFE.
GIVE ME THAT ONE.

THEIR DAUGHTER DIED
IN THE SAME CRASH.

AND DAVE'S MASTER PLAN...
YOU REALLY THINK I MAKE

THAT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE
IN MIKE'S LIFE?
IF HE EVER LOST YOU,

IT WOULD DESTROY HIM.

ENTERED ITS FINAL PHASE.

UH, HI. IS THIS
THE RANGER STATION?

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER
TO CALL YOU OR FISH AND GAME,

BUT, UH, I THINK I SAW SOME GUYS
UP AT EMERSON WOODS

HUNTING ILLEGALLY,
AND I GOT WORRIED

BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE LIKE
TO GO CAMPING UP THERE,

AND I-I SURE WOULDN'T
WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT.

OH. NO, NO NEED TO THANK ME.

I'M JUST DOING MY PART
AS A CONCERNED CITIZEN.

BYE NOW.

(Mary Alice) DAVE WILLIAMS

HAD BEEN PLANNING THE MURDER
FOR YEARS.
(door bells jingle)

AND LIKE ALL THE BEST PLANS,
IT WAS A SIMPLE ONE.

FIRST, HE WOULD GUIDE

MIKE DELFINO
AND KATHERINE MAYFAIR

TO A REMOTE CABIN.

THE NEXT MORNING,
HE'D PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP

AS THE TWO LOVERS
LEFT TO GO HIKING.

DAVE WOULD THEN GRAB THE GUN
HE'D CAREFULLY HIDDEN...

(click)

AND START TO FOLLOW HIS QUARRY.

HE'D WAIT UNTIL THE TWO
HAD PAUSED FOR A MOMENT

TO CATCH THEIR BREATHS.

AND THEN
HE'D PULL THE TRIGGER...

(gunshot)

BREAKING THE HEART OF THE MAN
WHO HAD KILLED HIS WIFE.

WHEN THE RANGERS ARRIVED,

THEY WOULD MENTION THE REPORTS
OF ILLEGAL HUNTERS IN THE AREA.

AND DAVE WOULD DRIVE MIKE
BACK HOME,

ALL THE WHILE
ENJOYING HIS PAIN.

YES,

DAVE WILLIAMS HAD COME UP

WITH A VERY SIMPLE PLAN.

UGH!

BUT AS HE WAS ABOUT
TO DISCOVER...

HAVE YOU FAXED THIS CLIPPING
TO EDIE WILLIAMS YET?

UM, DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

THERE IS NOTHING SIMPLE...

(punches buttons)

(beep)
ABOUT MURDER.

(whirring)

LIFE IS FULL
OF NASTY SHOCKS...

(electric zap)

(gasps)

UNPLEASANT SURPRISES
THAT JOLT OUR SYSTEMS...

(electricity pops)

AND CAUSE OUR HEARTS
TO SKIP A BEAT.

(electricity crackles)

AND THESE SHOCKS
ALWAYS OCCUR...

SUSAN?
HEY, KARL.

WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT THEM.

KARL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I JUST ENROLLED EVAN.

WOW.

AND I WAS WORRIED

THAT WE'D BE OUT
OF EACH OTHER'S LIVES FOREVER.

MM, LUCKY, LUCKY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I AM AN ART TEACHER.

REALLY? DO THEY KNOW THAT?

AND NOW I'M IGNORING YOU
AND MOVING ON TO EVAN.

HELLO, EVAN.

EVAN, THIS IS SUSAN.

SHE'S YOUR SISTER JULIE'S
MOTHER.

WE USED TO BE MARRIED.
SHE WAS A LOT YOUNGER THEN.

EVAN, WHY DON'T YOU
HEAD INTO THE CLASSROOM?

I NEED TO TALK
TO YOUR DADDY,

AND I MAY NEED TO USE SOME
GROWN-UP WORDS. (chuckles)

OKAY, SUSIE Q.,
WHAT'S WRONG?

GET IT OFF THAT CHEST
YOU WOULDN'T LET ME ENHANCE.

LISTEN, IT'S BAD ENOUGH

THAT I'VE GOT ONE EX-HUSBAND
RUNNING AROUND THE HALLS.

I DON'T NEED THE FACULTY
AND THE PARENTS

KNOWING THAT I HAVE TWO.

SO NOT A WORD ABOUT
US HAVING BEEN MARRIED.

NO MORE WISECRACKS.
NO SUSIE Q's.

I AM MISS SUSAN,
ART TEACHER.

YES, MISS SUSAN.

CAN I BANG YOUR ERASERS
AFTER CLASS?

KARL, I'M SERIOUS.
DON'T MESS WITH ME.

I HAVE A YARDSTICK,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

(chuckles)

WE'RE GONNA BE
MAKING A PRESENTATION

FOR THE MORRISON CONTRACT
SOONER THAN WE PLANNED.

THERE ARE A LOT OF FIRMS
GUNNING FOR THIS,

AND--DAMN IT, LYNETTE!
DON'T--DON'T TOUCH MY FIGURINES.

THESE ARE WORTH MORE
THAN THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN.

BIG DEAL.
SO IS THIS COFFEE MUG.

ALL RIGHT, WE SHOULD
BREAK FOR LUNCH.

NO. UNTIL THIS DEAL CLOSES,
WE WORK THROUGH LUNCH.

BUT AS A CONSOLATION,
WE'LL ALSO BE WORKING NIGHTS.

NIGHTS? YOU REALLY THINK
THAT'S NECESSARY?

THIS IS A $10 MILLION DEAL,
CARLOS. HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT?

YOU HEARD THE WOMAN. (sighs)
WE'RE WORKING NIGHTS.

UM, I HAVE
A TINY SCHEDULING CONFLICT.

I COACH MY DAUGHTER'S BASKETBALL
TEAM ON FRIDAY NIGHTS.

SO IF I COULD--
FRIDAY NIGHTS
ARE NOW WORK NIGHTS.

IF WE'RE SUCCESSFUL,

THOSE OF YOU ON COMMISSION
STAND TO DO VERY WELL.

AND THOSE OF YOU WHO AREN'T?
WELL, YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR JOBS,

WHICH, IN THIS ECONOMY,
IS A BONUS ALL BY ITSELF.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S RUN DOWN
TO THE DELI, GRAB A SANDWICH

AND MEET BACK HERE IN FIVE.

YOU.

NO TOUCHING.

AND, YES, I'LL KNOW.

ISN'T SHE FUN?

(chuckles)

HEY, CARLOS.

DID I EVER TELL YOU

THAT TOM AND I SERIOUSLY
CONSIDERED YOU AND GABY

FOR PENNY'S GODPARENTS?
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
FRIDAY NIGHTS OFF.

LOOK, I'M NOT HAPPY
ABOUT THE SCHEDULE EITHER.

I'M MISSING MY KIDS, TOO.
THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT.
PUT THE BRAKES ON LUCY.
LYNETTE, I HIRED HER
TO CRACK THE WHIP,

AND THAT'S WHAT SHE'S DOING.
IT'S GOOD FOR THE COMPANY.

(lowers voice)
BUT SHE MAKES PEOPLE CRAZY.

CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER,
GET HER TO DIAL IT DOWN A BIT?
I WILL THINK ABOUT IT.

BUT DON'T BE ASKING ME
FOR FAVORS LIKE THIS.

WHEN WE'RE AT THE OFFICE,
I'M NOT YOUR NEIGHBOR,

I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND.

I'M YOUR BOSS. GOT IT?

OH, BY THE WAY,

YOU AND TOM ARE COMING OVER
FOR COCKTAILS ON SATURDAY.

OH, YEAH. I PLAN TO GET DRUNK
AND BITCH ABOUT MY BOSS.

I'M SORRY,
BUT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

DO YOU AT LEAST
KNOW WHY HE STEALS?

IF THERE WERE

SOME SORDID CHILDHOOD TRAUMA
WE COULD BLAME IT ON,

IT WOULD REALLY HELP ME OUT
WITH THE NEIGHBORS.
OH, HE KNOWS.

DR. BERNSTEIN UNCOVERED THAT
MY VERY FIRST SESSION.

REALLY? AND--AND YET
HE KEEPS CHARGING ME.

SO, DOCTOR,
WHAT'S THIS "REVELATION"

THAT YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING FROM ME
FOR $200 AN HOUR?

I STEAL TO HURT YOU.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO HURT ME?

EACH DAY FOR THE PAST YEAR,

YOU HAVE, INCH BY INCH,

SLICE BY SLICE,

BROUGHT ME CLOSER
TO BEING A EUNUCH.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE US
FOR MOMENT?

THIS JUST BECAME
A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.

IF I STAY,
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.

YOU WANNA HELP?

WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN
TO THE PHARMACY IN THE LOBBY

AND BUY SOME ASPIRIN?

I'M GONNA NEED IT.

(exhales deeply)

(door opens and closes)

(sighs)

I DON'T DESERVE THIS.

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING
BUT SUPPORTIVE OF YOU

SINCE YOU GOT OUT OF JAIL.

I EVEN GAVE YOU A JOB.

(scoffs) I WANTED TO BE
YOUR PARTNER.

YOU MADE ME AN EMPLOYEE.

SO YOU DECIDED TO PUNISH ME
BY RESORTING TO PETTY THEFT?

FOR GOD SAKES, ORSON,
I'M YOUR WIFE.

PERHAPS, BUT I'M NOT
YOUR HUSBAND.

WE MAY SHARE A BED, BUT YOU SAVE
YOUR PASSION FOR YOUR COMPANY.

THAT'S NOT TRUE!
ISN'T IT?

EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST YEAR,
I HAVE BEEN IN THE BACKGROUND,

AN AFTERTHOUGHT,

WHILE YOU SPEND DAY AND NIGHT
NURTURING YOUR BUSINESS.

ALL THE WHILE THINKING
I HAD YOUR SUPPORT.

I TRIED.

I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T MIND
BEING MR. BREE VAN DE KAMP.

BUT IT'S KILLING ME.

EVERY DAY, I GET SMALLER
AND SMALLER.

AND IF SOMETHING
DOESN'T CHANGE,

ORSON HODGE IS JUST GONNA
DISAPPEAR ALTOGETHER.

(sighs) GIRLS ARE OUT
LIKE A LIGHT. THANKS FOR DINNER.

CARLOS, DO YOU HAVE TO
GO BACK TO WORK?
GABY, I GOT A MEETING.

BUT CAN'T LUCY COVER IT?
YOU KNOW THOSE TWO EXTRAS ZEROES
AT THE END OF MY PAYCHECK

YOU LIKE SO MUCH? THEY'RE THERE
BECAUSE I'M PRESIDENT.

HOURS ARE PART OF THE GIG.

HEY. HOW ABOUT A QUICKIE?

BABE, I DON'T HAVE TIME.

RIGHT, THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T
SUGGEST A LONGIE. OH, COME ON.

I'LL HAVE YOUR EYES
ROLLING BACK IN YOUR HEAD

IN THREE MINUTES FLAT.
YOU WANNA DO IT THERE IN FRONT
OF THE KIDS' SIPPY CUPS?

(thud)

ALL GONE.

NOW LET'S DO THIS.
IT'LL BE LIKE OLD TIMES.

WE NEVER DID IT
ON THE TABLE.

YEAH, WE DID, YEARS AGO.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

I DON'T THINK THAT WAS ME.

OH. RIGHT.

WELL, WE'LL CREATE
NEW TABLE MEMORIES.

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN ME ON,
YOU JUST FAILED MISERABLY.

(scoffs) CARLOS, DO YOU
REALIZE SINCE BRADLEY DIED

AND YOU TOOK OVER,
WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX ONCE?

I MISS YOU. I WANNA
SPEND TIME WITH YOU.

NOW MOVE THE CREAMED CORN
AND DO ME!
OKAY, HOW ABOUT
TOMORROW NIGHT?

YEAH,
I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE,

AND THEN TOMORROW COMES,
AND YOU'RE TOO TIRED.

OKAY, THEN, THIS WEEKEND.
I'LL BE ALL YOURS.

AND WE CAN DEFILE ANY PIECE
OF FURNITURE YOU WANT.

HEY, KAREN, YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY FAX PAPER, DO YOU?

(loudly) FAX PAPER!

TURN DOWN THE DEAN MARTIN!

(normal voice)
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'LL GO TO THE STORE TOMORROW.
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?

EGGS... MILK...

LIGHTBULBS...

(sets down pen)
OKAY, LET'S MAKE THIS EASIER.

IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU DON'T NEED?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL CALL YOU FROM THE STORE
IN THE MORNING, OKAY?
(beep)

WHAT A LOVELY RAINBOW, JUNE.

HERE'S A GOLD STAR FOR YOU.

OH, DREW, WOW!

YOU KNOW,
ELEPHANTS DON'T HAVE WINGS,

BUT I LIKE THE WAY
YOU'RE THINKING. (chuckles)

HEY, EVAN,
WHAT DID YOU DRAW?

OH.

UM...
THAT'S A LOT OF RED.

IT'S BLOOD.

OKAY.

SO...

THAT MAN MUST BE A DOCTOR

MAKING THE BLOODY MAN
ALL BETTER?

NO, HE'S STABBING HIM
IN THE GUTS WITH A SWORD.

EVAN, THAT'S...

KIND OF A SCARY PICTURE.

NUH-UNH, IT'S FUNNY.

NO, HONEY,
IT'S INAPPROPRIATE,

ESPECIALLY WHEN
THE ASSIGNMENT WAS

TO MAKE A PICTURE
THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

THIS DOES MAKE ME HAPPY.

WHERE'S MY GOLD STAR?

I JUST CAN'T GET USED
TO EVERYONE WORKING--

FIRST BREE, THEN SUSAN,
NOW LYNETTE.

THANK GOD FOR YOU.

(chuckles)
I JUST HAD TO GET OUT
OF THAT BORING HOUSE.

SO WHAT DO YOU GALS DO
WHEN YOU GET TOGETHER?
MOSTLY GOSSIP.

MM.
YOU GOT ANY GOOD GOSSIP?

OOH. I HEARD ED SIMMONS
GOT A HARLEY.

YOU KNOW, I SHOULD GET BACK.

COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK.
(laughs) I'M STILL NEW AT THIS.
(sighs) OKAY.

WE'LL START WITH SOMETHING
A LITTLE EASIER--BITCHING.

I CAN HANDLE THAT.
BITCH AWAY.

WELL, I AM SO PISSED AT CARLOS.
HE IS NEVER HOME.

AND WHEN HE IS, HE'S TOO TIRED
TO DO ANYTHING.

AND BY "ANYTHING,"
I MEAN SEX.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?

A LITTLE. GO ON.

WELL, WE'VE NEVER HAD
A DROUGHT LIKE THIS.

IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO WEEKS.

TWO WEEKS? AND THAT'S
A DROUGHT FOR YOU?

YEAH. LATELY, CARLOS JUST
DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT.

(imitates buzzer) WRONG.
GUYS ALWAYS WANNA DO IT.

REALLY?
YEAH.

EVEN IF YOU'RE TIRED
AND GET HOME LATE?

EVEN IF WE'RE EXHAUSTED
AND LATE

AND BEEN SHOT IN THE LEG...
TWICE.

WE STILL WANT TO.

SO YOU JUST GOTTA GET PAST
THE TIRED ADULT TO FIND

THE HORNY TEENAGE BOY INSIDE.

HUH. THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

YOU'RE GOOD
AT THIS GIRL TALK THING.

WELL, THANKS. (chuckles)

SO, UM, DOES LYNETTE EVER
TALK ABOUT ME AND SEX?

YEAH, I SHOULD GET BACK.

(laughs) YOU CALLED ME
DOWN HERE FOR THIS?

IT'S A KID PLAYING
WITH A SOCCER BALL.

IT'S A HEAD, AND HE'S STABBING
SOMEONE WITH A SWORD.

WELL, MAYBE IT WAS
IN SELF-DEFENSE.

MR. MAYER, GENERALLY, WHEN KIDS
EXHIBIT THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR,

THERE'S A PROBLEM.

(cell phone rings)
EXCUSE ME.

I HAVE TO TAKE THIS. SORRY.
(ring)

(beep)
HELLO?

THANKS FOR RATTING OUT MY KID
ON HIS FIRST DAY.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I SHOWED THIS
TO THE SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST.

SHE GAVE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL.
MY HANDS WERE TIED.
SO RIGHT AWAY
IT'S EVAN'S FAULT?

DID YOU EVER CONSIDER

THAT HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
THE ASSIGNMENT?

I TOLD THE CLASS TO DRAW
SOMETHING THAT MADE THEM HAPPY.

ALL THE OTHER KIDS
DREW KITTENS AND RAINBOWS.

YOUR SON DREW SMALL INTESTINES
ON THE END OF A STICK.

LET'S CUT TO WHAT
THIS IS REALLY ABOUT.

YOU HATE ME, AND YOU DON'T
WANT MY SON IN YOUR CLASS.

THAT IS NOT TRUE!
IT IS, TOO!

YOU'RE STILL PUNISHING ME
FOR WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US.

YOU'RE STUCK IN THE PAST

AND BLAMING ME
FOR YOUR SCREWED-UP LIFE!
OKAY, WILL SOMEONE
CALL GUINNESS?

BECAUSE YOU JUST SET
THE WORLD RECORD

FOR THE BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP
IN ONE SENTENCE.
OH, BITE ME!

HOW LONG WAS I GONE?

UH...

THIS IS NOTHING, MR. HOBSON.

WE WERE JUST HAVING
A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION.

YEAH, AND MY OPINION IS

YOUR TEACHER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS
AND CREATIVITY.
(lowered voice) SHUT UP, KARL.

EXCUSE ME. DID YOU JUST
TELL HIM TO SHUT UP?

YOU KNOW, THIS IS
TYPICAL "SUSAN" BEHAVIOR.

AND YOU WONDER WHY
NO MAN CAN STAY WITH YOU.

(spits)

WOULD THIS SEEM
ANY LESS SHOCKING

IF I TOLD YOU WE WERE
ONCE MARRIED FOR 12 YEARS?

YES,
AM I SPEAKING TO MR. DINSMORE?

AH, THIS IS BREE VAN DE KAMP.

YES,
IT'S NICE TO TALK TO YOU, TOO.

WELL, AS I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE,

YOUR COMPANY HAS MADE
SEVERAL OFFERS TO PURCHASE MINE.

YES, I KNOW I SAID
I WASN'T INTERESTED,

BUT SOME THINGS HAVE HAPPENED
IN MY PERSONAL LIFE

AND I THINK I'M READY TO...

FINALLY MAKE A DEAL.

REALLY?

WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

WHY DON'T YOU, UH,

COME TO MY OFFICE TOMORROW
AND WE'LL TALK?

GOOD-BYE, MR. DINSMORE.

THERE YOU GO.
THE REST IS YOURS.

THANKS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

EVERY TIME I GO TO THE MARKET,
THERE'S STUFF I FORGET.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
YOU'RE OLD.

(chuckles)

SO WHERE'S DAVE?
CAMPING.

OOH, CAMPING. HOW FUN.

ENJOYING THE GREAT OUTDOORS,

GETTING A BUNCH OF TEENAGE KIDS
ON PROM WEEKEND.

GOOD FOR HIM.

LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU THINK
HE'S SOME CREEPY PSYCHO.

BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
HE HAS HAD A VERY HARD LIFE,

AND THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT HIM
THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE HE WAS MARRIED BEFORE,

AND HIS WIFE DIED
IN AN ACCIDENT

ALONG WITH
THEIR 3-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER.

OH, EDIE. ARE YOU SURE?

YES.

SO IF AT TIMES

HIS BEHAVIOR SEEMS
A LITTLE STRANGE,

TRY TO REMEMBER THE GRIEF
HE'S CARRYING.

YOU KNOW, I LOST A KID.

IT DOES THINGS TO YOU.

NO WONDER HE...

OH, GOD, I WISH I'D KNOWN.

WELL, YOU DO NOW.

SO NEXT TIME, TRY TO BE
A LITTLE MORE UNDERSTANDING.

OF COURSE.

YOU KNOW,
I COULD USE A DRINK.

COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL
CRANK UP DEAN MARTIN AND...

TOSS A FEW BACK.

(clicks tongue) COME ON.

(beeps)

MOM?

OH, ANDREW.
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN.

THAT DINSMORE GUY
IS WAITING FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

THANK YOU, DEAR.

I MUST SAY, BREE. I WAS
SURPRISED TO GET YOUR CALL.

YOU'VE ALWAYS SAID
YOU'D NEVER SELL YOUR COMPANY.

BREE HAS DECIDED
SHE WANTS MORE FAMILY TIME.

SHE'S A VERY TRADITIONAL WOMAN,
YOU KNOW.

IT'S ONE OF THE REASONS
I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER.

DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GOING
TO STOP WORKING ALTOGETHER?

I KNOW YOUR FANS HAVE BEEN
HOPING FOR A SECOND BOOK,

UH, MY WIFE INCLUDED.
(chuckles)

(sighs) THAT'S SWEET,
BUT I'VE DECIDED TO FOCUS

ON OTHER PURSUITS
AT THE MOMENT.

MM, YES, HER SOLE AMBITION NOW
IS TO BE MRS. ORSON HODGE.

AND AT THE RISK
OF SOUNDING SELFISH,

I'M GLAD I'LL BE THE ONLY ONE
SHE'S COOKING FOR. (chuckles)

WERE YOU ABLE TO LOOK OVER
THE CONTRACTS I SENT OVER?
OH, SHOOT.

I LEFT THEM UPSTAIRS.
OH. WELL, I'LL GET THEM.

I'LL SHOW YOU THE OFFICES
BEFORE WE START THE DEMOLITION.

YOU'RE GETTING RID
OF YOUR OFFICE?

NO, WE DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE,

AND BREE KNOWS I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED A GAME ROOM.

SO IT'S YOUR "SOLE AMBITION"
TO BE MRS. ORSON HODGE?

ANDREW.

NO, I-I HAVE TO ASK.

WHY ARE YOU LETTING ORSON
SELL YOUR COMPANY?

IT WAS MY IDEA.

MY WORK HAS BEEN
COMPROMISING MY MARRIAGE.

I DIDN'T REALIZE THE TOLL
IT'S BEEN TAKING ON ORSON.

OKAY, SO HE'S UNHAPPY.

BUY HIM SOME GOLF CLUBS,
PUT HIM ON LITHIUM,

BUT DON'T GIVE UP EVERYTHING
YOU'VE WORKED SO HARD FOR.

ANDREW, DO YOU KNOW WHY
MY BOOK SOLD SO WELL?

BECAUSE IT WAS AUTHENTIC.

I ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN

THE OLD-FASHIONED VALUES
I WROTE ABOUT.

I BELIEVE IN MEN
OPENING DOORS FOR LADIES

AND CHILDREN
RESPECTING THEIR ELDERS.

I ALSO BELIEVE THAT SOMETIMES

WOMEN NEED TO MAKE SACRIFICES
FOR THEIR HUSBANDS.

I WOULD BE
THE WORST KIND OF HYPOCRITE

IF I PREACHED THESE VALUES

AND THEN DIDN'T
FOLLOW THEM MYSELF.

OKAY, I GET IT.
YOU LOVE ORSON,

AND YOU'RE WILLING TO
SELL YOUR COMPANY TO PROVE IT.

WHAT I'M WONDERING IS,
IS IF HE LOVES YOU,

WHY WOULD HE WANT YOU TO STOP
DOING WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?

(scoffs)

(door opens and closes)

HEY. YOU BUSY?

WHAT IS IT?

(chuckles) I BROUGHT YOU
A LITTLE GIFT.

OH. CUTE.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NICE
ADDITION TO YOUR COLLECTION.

UH-HUH.

I KNEW IT WAS YOU.

PARDON?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO COMPLAINED
ABOUT ME TO CARLOS.

I'M... NOT SURE
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

OH, JEEZ. WHAT,
YOU KNIFE ME IN THE BACK,

AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA
PLAY STUPID?

CARLOS SAID SOME PEOPLE
ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH ME

AND THAT I SHOULD
WATCH MY DEMEANOR.

AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
WHO ARE "SOME PEOPLE"?

AND THEN IT HIT ME--
IT'S THE CHUMMY NEIGHBOR.

OKAY, YES, CARLOS AND I
SPOKE BRIEFLY,

BUT I THOUGHT
HE BLEW ME OFF.
SO THAT'S YOUR DEFENSE?

YOU THOUGHT YOUR BACKSTABBING
WAS UNSUCCESSFUL?

(chuckles) WELL, I'LL ADMIT
IT'S KIND OF FLIMSY,

BUT UNTIL I GOT
SOMETHING BETTER...

OKAY, NEXT TIME YOU HAVE
AN ISSUE WITH ME,

YOU KNOW WHERE MY OFFICE IS.

OH, AND, UH, AS FAR AS
FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE CONCERNED...

CONSIDER THAT
A PERMANENT WORK NIGHT.

DON'T WORRY.

IF YOU'RE AS BAD AT COACHING
AS YOU ARE AT OFFICE POLITICS,

YOUR DAUGHTER
WON'T BE MISSING MUCH.

FOUND THE CONTRACT.

EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER.

ALL WE NEED NOW
IS YOUR SIGNATURE.
MR. DINSMORE, WOULD YOU MIND

IF I SPEAK TO MY HUSBAND
FOR A MOMENT?

OH, YEAH, PLEASE, GO AHEAD.
I'LL--I'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

(sighs) THIS IS HAPPENING
SO FAST.

YES, A BIT.
BUT IT WAS YOUR IDEA.

WELL, I HAVE A NEW IDEA.

I'D LIKE TO WAIT.

WAIT? BUT I-I NEED THIS
FOR MY RECOVERY.

JUST GIVE ME ONE YEAR. THAT'S
NOT ASKING TOO MUCH, IS IT?

YOU MADE ME A PROMISE.
YOU NEED TO STICK TO IT.

ORSON, THINK ABOUT HOW I BUILT
THIS COMPANY FROM NOTHING,

HOW IT BRINGS ME JOY AND PRIDE
AND A SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT.

IS THAT REALLY SOMETHING
YOU WANT ME TO GIVE UP?

YES.

MR. DINSMORE, WOULD YOU
COME BACK IN, PLEASE?

SO ARE WE READY?

ACTUALLY, NO.

I'M NOT SELLING.

EXCUSE ME?

TELL YOUR WIFE

I WILL BE DOING
THAT SECOND BOOK AFTER ALL.

WELL, I'M--I'M SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.

(lowered voice) BREE...

WHAT ABOUT MY PROBLEM?

I MIGHT START STEALING
AGAIN.

STEAL WHAT YOU MUST,
MY LOVE.

BUT IT WON'T BE MY COMPANY.

(laughs ) LOOK AT HIM.

HE'S OUT LIKE A LIGHT
ALREADY.

THAT'S WHAT A LONG DAY
OF FISHING DOES TO YOU.

YEAH, WELL, HE'S GONNA NEED
ALL OF HIS ENERGY

FOR OUR BIG HIKE TOMORROW,
RIGHT?

ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK
I'M GONNA GO WITH YOU GUYS.

MY KNEE'S BEEN
KIND OF BOTHERING ME.

OKAY, WELL, THEN WHY DON'T WE
WAIT TILL THE NEXT DAY

AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL?

NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
I'M JUST GONNA HANG OUT HERE.

BESIDES,
IT'S SUCH A ROMANTIC HIKE.

YOU GUYS SHOULD DO IT ALONE.

YOU ALWAYS HAVE
SUCH A GOOD ATTITUDE.

DO I?
UH-HUH.

IT SEEMS LIKE YOU TAKE
EVERYTHING IN STRIDE, YOU KNOW?

LIKE YOU JUST NATURALLY FIND
THE SILVER LINING.

YEAH, I WISH
IT WERE NATURAL.

I HAD TO TEACH MYSELF
TO BE THIS WAY.

WITH SOME OF THE STUFF
THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME,

I NEVER WOULD'VE SURVIVED
IF I HADN'T.

SO WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

OH, I REALIZED THAT...

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEBODY
TO FIX THINGS.

BUT NO ONE WAS GOING TO.

IT WAS ALL UP TO ME.

I HAD TO DECIDE
WHAT WAS IMPORTANT

AND GO AFTER IT.

I HAD TO MAKE MYSELF HAPPY.

(whispers) ARE YOU?

(normal voice) HAPPY.

I'M GETTIN' THERE.

WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME SLEEP?

YOU GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW.

COME ON, LUCY. WHY WOULD YOU
AGREE TO THIS MEETING?

WELL, WE'RE OVEREXTENDED
AS IT IS.

(scoffs)

FINE.

YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU AT
THE CONFERENCE ROOM AT 7:00 A.M.

HI THERE.

HEY, BABE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?

I COULDN'T SLEEP.
I WAS A LITTLE HOT.

(whispers) THAT'S BETTER.

(normal voice) YOU LOOK
A LITTLE WARM YOURSELF.

OKAY, I KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.
OH, IF THAT WERE TRUE,

YOUR PANTS WOULD BE
AROUND YOUR ANKLES RIGHT NOW.
(sighs) GABY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M RELEASING THE HORNY TEEN
INSIDE OF YOU.
(grunts)

NOW COME ON.
TWO BOOBS, NO WAITING.
DAMN IT, GABY,

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WAIT
TILL THE WEEKEND. I'M TIRED.
(sighs) NOT MY PROBLEM.

(scoffs)

ACTUALLY, IT IS! YOU KNOW,
IF BIG CARLOS IS TIRED,

THAT PRETTY MUCH RULES OUT
LITTLE CARLOS, TOO.

NOW LISTEN UP,
THE PAIR OF YOU.

I HAVEN'T BEEN SITTING AROUND
IN BUTT FLOSS ALL NIGHT

FOR MY HEALTH.
YOU'RE PUTTING OUT.

(grunts)

(kissing)

OH! AHH!

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

WELL, I'M AWAKE NOW.

IN FACT...

MIND IF WE SPICE IT UP
A BIT?

(squeals and laughs)

I FORGOT THESE WERE
IN THE NIGHTSTAND.

THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

MM-HMM. THERE. HOW'S THAT?

TIGHT, JUST THE WAY
I LIKE IT.
(chuckles) ME, TOO.

MMM.

GOOD NIGHT.

CARLOS, WHERE YOU GOING?

TO GO GRAB A FEW HOURS SLEEP

BEFORE I HAVE TO GET BACK
TO WORK.

CARLOS, GET BACK HERE!
CARLOS!
(door opens)

(grunts)

COULD YOU AT LEAST
SCRATCH MY NOSE?!

AMY, THAT IS VERY SWEET.

I LOVE
THE COLORS YOU USED.

OH, DANIELLE,
THAT IS JUST BEAUTIFUL.

HMM.

OH.

EVAN, THAT IS VERY PRETTY.

YOU DID THE ASSIGNMENT
JUST LIKE I ASKED. GOOD JOB!

THAT'S NOT MINE.

ANNIE ASKED ME
TO BRING HERS UP FOR HER.

THIS ONE'S MINE.

(gasps)

(beeps)

(bangs table)

(whispers) SHH! SHH! SHH!
(laughs softly) OH!

DON'T WAKE HIM UP.

(whispers) I KNOW. OW!
COME ON.

(grunts)

(grunting and panting)

(whirs)

(grunts)

(speaking indistinctly)

(Mike) I KNOW.

(sighs)
(Mike speaking indistinctly)

(cell phone rings)

(bullet ricochets)
(gasps)

(grunts)
(ring, beep)

WHAT IS THAT?
LET'S JUST GO BACK.
LET'S GO BACK.

(Mike speaks indistinctly)

I HEARD A GUNSHOT. IT SOUNDED
LIKE A HUNTING RIFLE.

YEAH, IT ALMOST HIT KATHERINE.
YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, I THINK SO.
HEY, THIS IS A STATE PARK.

PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE HUNTING HERE.
WELL, I GUESS THESE GUYS
DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

I JUST WANNA
GET OUT OF HERE. PLEASE?
YEAH, OF COURSE.

WE'LL, UH, GO BACK AND PACK,
AND WE'LL LEAVE.

WELL, SORRY, MAN.

ME, TOO.

JUANITA! CELIA!
GET YOUR COATS ON!

WE'RE GOING TO SEE DADDY.

LET ME SEE IT.
OKAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW,

I SHOULD BE BRINGING THIS
TO THE PSYCHOLOGIST.

BUT I DIDN'T, BECAUSE THIS KIND
OF "SELF-EXPRESSION"

USUALLY GETS A KID EXPELLED.
JUST LET ME SEE IT.

AW, HELL.

YEAH, "AW, HELL."

YOU GOT A PROBLEM HERE,
KARL.

YOUR SON'S GOT
SOME SERIOUS ANGER ISSUES,

AND YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT'S GOING ON.

I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
THIS IS HIS MOM.

MARISA?

WELL, WHY WOULD HE DRAW
A PICTURE OF HER LIKE THIS?

SHE LEFT US...
SIX WEEKS AGO.

OH.

KARL...

I WOKE UP ONE DAY

TO FIND HER STANDING THERE
WITH HER BAGS PACKED.

SHE SAID
SHE WAS OVERWHELMED,

THAT SHE LOVED EVAN

BUT SHE WASN'T CUT OUT
TO BE A MOTHER.

SO SHE JUST LEFT?

SO HERE I AM, ALONE,

RAISING THIS BOY.

AND IT'S OBVIOUS I'M NOT
DOING A VERY GOOD JOB.

(exhales deeply)

YOU MUST BE LOVING THIS.

WHY?

'CAUSE I DID
THE EXACT SAME THING TO YOU.

OH.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU REACT THE WAY YOU DO

WHEN YOU BUMP INTO ME,

WHY IT BOTHERS YOU.

I NEVER REALLY GOT IT
UNTIL JUST NOW.

I USED TO HOPE
THAT ONE DAY,

YOU WOULD KNOW
WHAT THIS FELT LIKE,

AND NOW THAT YOU DO...

I'M SO SORRY.

OH! HEY, LYNETTE!
HI!

GREAT OFFICE. I SEE YOU'RE BUSY.
DON'T LET ME DISTURB YOU.

I JUST WANTED
TO DROP OFF THE GIRLS

SO I COULD TALK TO CARLOS
FOR A SEC.

ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
HAVE FUN WITH AUNT LYNETTE.

YOU THINK YOU CAN
BUY ME OFF WITH PRESENTS?
GABY, NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME.

WELL, I'D SAY
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT TONIGHT,

BUT WHO KNOWS IF YOU'RE
EVEN GONNA COME HOME?

(sighs) DAMN IT, GABY.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT PUSHED ME
TO TAKE THIS JOB.

AND EVER SINCE I DID,

ALL YOU'VE DONE IS COMPLAIN
ABOUT HOW HARD I'M WORKING.

YOU'RE RIGHT, AND I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST... I'M SCARED.

WE'RE TURNING INTO
WHAT WE USED TO BE.

(voice breaks)
I'M UNHAPPY AT HOME,

YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING, TRYING TO
BUY ME OFF WITH PRESENTS,

TOO TIRED
TO MAKE ME FEEL LOVED.

WE'VE MADE THESE MISTAKES
BEFORE, CARLOS.

FOR GOD SAKES,
LET'S NOT MAKE 'EM AGAIN.

(sighs) I MADE
A COMMITMENT HERE, GABY.

I DON'T THINK
I CAN JUST BAIL.

I KNOW YOU CAN'T,

AND THAT'S THE PART
THAT REALLY SCARES ME.

WE'RE BORED.

HEY, I GOT YOU SODAS,
DIDN'T I?

AND I LET YOU FEED
THE PAPER SHREDDER.

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY TOYS?
NO. I GOT A HOLE PUNCHER.

SORRY. THAT'S THE BEST
I COULD DO. COME ON.

WHAT ABOUT
THOSE GLASS THINGS?

THEY'RE PRETTY.
CAN I HOLD ONE?

OH, SWEETIE,
THOSE AREN'T TO PLAY WITH,

NOT UNLESS YOU WANNA SEE SOMEONE
GO COMPLETELY BONKERS.

ACTUALLY, THEY DO LOOK
LIKE A LOT OF FUN.

IF ONLY I HAD THE POWER
TO STOP YOU...

WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?!

WE'RE PLAYING.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

(sighs)

ARE THESE YOUR KIDS?

'CAUSE THEY WERE IN MY OFFICE
PLAYING WITH MY FIGURINES,

WHICH ARE IMPORTED.
THEY'RE WORTH A LOT OF DINERO.

(Lucy) DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?!

WHAT'S WITH THE YELLING?
I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST
AS WORRIED AS YOU ARE.

LOOK, LET ME
BOIL IT DOWN FOR YOU.

OFFICE? Sí.

DAY CARE? NO!

LUCY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

APPARENTLY, SOME PEOPLE
DON'T UNDERSTAND

THAT THIS IS
A PLACE OF BUSINESS,

AND THEY NEED
TO KEEP THEIR KIDS AT HOME!

THEN I GUESS YOU SHOULD
YELL AT ME.

THESE ARE MY KIDS.
(whispers)
COME HERE, SWEETIE.

(under breath) OH, JEEZ.

(normal voice) I, UH,
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

I-I THOUGHT THEY WERE HERS
'CAUSE THEY'RE... (sighs)

(whispers)
COULD YOU JUST GO?

(normal voice) UM...

I'M SORRY.

SO WHAT IF THEY WERE?

THAT'S THE WAY
YOU TALK TO PEOPLE?
I SAID I'M SORRY.

LOOK, I-I AM TRYING SO HARD
TO MAKE THIS DEAL HAPPEN.

I GUESS THE STRESS
IS JUST GETTING TO ME.

IT'S GETTING ALL OF US.
MAYBE IT'S A SIGN

WE SHOULD CHANGE THE WAY
WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE.

WE ARE TRYING TO PLAY
WITH THE BIG BOYS, CARLOS.

NOW IS NOT THE TIME
TO PULL BACK.

DON'T YOU WANT THIS COMPANY
TO SUCCEED?

I WANNA BUILD A COMPANY
THAT TREATS ITS PEOPLE WELL

AND LETS THEM GO HOME AT NIGHT
TO SEE THEIR FAMILIES.

LOOK, I KNOW I DON'T HAVE
THE GREATEST BESIDE MANNER.

BUT YOU HIRED ME TO
TAKE THIS COMPANY TO NUMBER ONE.

NOW IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO DO THAT,

I'M PROBABLY NOT YOUR GIRL.

I WAS JUST THINKING
THE SAME THING.

WOW.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

THE OLD CARLOS WOULD
DO ANYTHING TO BE THE BEST.

I GUESS I'M NOT
THE OLD CARLOS ANYMORE.

FINE.

(singsongy) DON'T FORGET
YOUR LITTLE ANIMALS!

(sighs)

ORSON,
PLEASE COME UPSTAIRS.

I KNOW WHAT THAT COUCH DOES
TO YOUR BACK.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'LL BE FINE.

I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED
RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW,

I REALLY DO WANT TO FIND
SOME WAY FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY.

SO DO I.

(door closes)

(chuckles)

(sighs)

HEY, DON'T YOU WANT
YOUR STUFF?

OH, CAN I GET IT TOMORROW?
I JUST REALLY WANT TO GET HOME.

EDIE?

I ALWAYS WONDERED

WHY YOU WERE SO DETERMINED
TO LIVE ON WISTERIA LANE.

YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT
WE'D BE HAPPY HERE,

AND I WANTED TO BELIEVE YOU.

BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT YOU...

JUST WANTED TO BE CLOSE
TO MIKE DELFINO.

WHO GAVE YOU THAT?

NOBODY GAVE IT TO ME.

I DID RESEARCH. YOU THINK
I'M TOO STUPID TO DO RESEARCH?

EDIE, LISTEN.
THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

IT'S ALL THERE--THE ACCIDENT,
MIKE'S ACQUITTAL,

AND EVEN A LITTLE MENTION
OF HOW...

DAVID DASH

COULDN'T MAKE IT
TO THE FUNERAL

BECAUSE HE HAD
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

HONEY, LOOK.

JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO EXPLAIN.

OH, SO NOW YOU WANT
TO EXPLAIN?

(liquid pouring)

OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU START

BY EXPLAINING
WHY YOU MARRIED ME?

I MARRIED YOU
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

NO! YOU MARRIED ME BECAUSE
YOU NEEDED A COVER STORY

SO YOU COULD GET CLOSE TO
THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

YEAH, IT'S INSANE.

BUT THAT'S WHY YOU DID IT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO NOW?

YOU GONNA HURT HIM?

I MEAN...

(sighs) YOU KNOW,
THAT'S THE ONLY...
(crumples paper)

LOGICAL EXPLANATION.

AND MY ONLY QUESTION IS...

WHAT THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR?

HONEY,
YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL.

LET'S GET YOU UPSTAIRS
INTO BED.

TELL ME THE TRUTH,
YOU FREAK.

DID YOU MOVE US HERE
TO HURT MIKE DELFINO?

HE DESTROYED...

EVERYTHING I EVER LOVED,

AND HE WAS NEVER PUNISHED.

(sighs)

I NEED TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.

(cries) WHY?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS?

(crying) WE COULD'VE BEEN
SO HAPPY.

(sniffles)

(sighs)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GONNA TELL HIM
BEFORE YOU...
(beeping)

BEFORE YOU DO
SOMETHING STUPID.
EDIE, DON'T.

(phone rings)

GIVE ME THAT.

(beep)

NO! AAH!

(grunts)
(gags)

(telephone receiver drops)

(grunting)

(gasping
and breathing deeply)

(cries)

(gasping)

(crying)

(door opens)

(rapid footsteps retreating,
Edie crying)

(creak)

GET OUT OF HERE!
JUST GET THE HELL OUT!

I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
DO YOU HEAR ME?

(beeping)

(cries)

AAH!

(tires squeal)

AAH!

(loud pop)

(electricity crackling)

YES,
LIFE IS FULL OF NASTY SHOCKS.

AND THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO OCCUR

WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT THEM.

(crackling)

(electricity popping)

AND ONCE OUR SYSTEM
HAS BEEN JOLTED,

THE QUESTION BECOMES,
WILL WE SURVIVE?