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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:03,204 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:05,706 HE'S IN YOUR BAND. THIS IS TOO DANGEROUS. 3 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:09,140 THERE WERE VICTIMS OF BOTH VIOLENCE 4 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:12,113 AND HARD TIMES. WE'RE SORT OF BROKE. 5 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,615 I THOUGHT SCAVO'S WAS DOING WELL. WHEN TIMES GET TOUGH, 6 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,687 PEOPLE DO WITHOUT THINGS LIKE PIZZA. 7 00:00:16,687 --> 00:00:18,049 AND BENEFICIARIES... 8 00:00:18,049 --> 00:00:21,192 THE DEAL CLOSED. I GOT THE BONUS. AND GOOD WORK... 9 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:22,523 AND PERSEVERANCE. 10 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,196 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOB. 11 00:00:25,196 --> 00:00:27,658 CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING ME OUT OF YOUR OFFICE. 12 00:00:32,563 --> 00:00:34,565 (Mary Alice) IT'S NOT HARD 13 00:00:34,565 --> 00:00:37,338 TO SPOT A MOTHER WHO WORKS OUTSIDE THE HOME. 14 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:41,642 JUST LOOK FOR SOMEONE WHO DRESSES IN A HURRY... 15 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:46,217 EATS HER BREAKFAST WHILE RUSHING TO HER CAR... 16 00:00:46,217 --> 00:00:50,151 AND APPLIES HER MAKEUP AS SHE DRIVES AWAY. 17 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,153 BUT THE SUREST WAY 18 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:55,526 TO SPOT A MOTHER WHO WORKS OUTSIDE THE HOME? 19 00:00:55,526 --> 00:00:59,230 JUST LOOK FOR A CHILD... M.J., WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED? 20 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:01,562 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR OUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. 21 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,265 (vomits) 22 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:08,169 WHO GETS SICK AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT. 23 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:12,543 HEY, GUYS. HOW YOU DOING? 24 00:01:12,543 --> 00:01:14,745 HE'S SICK. I'M LATE. THANKS FOR HELPING. 25 00:01:14,745 --> 00:01:17,478 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I GOTTA WORK. SO DO I, 26 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,810 AND IT'S MY FIRST DAY AT A NEW JOB. I WIN. 27 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:21,152 WHAT... (sighs) 28 00:01:21,152 --> 00:01:23,184 LOOK, I'D REALLY LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT... 29 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,256 AND SPEND SOME TIME WITH MY BEST BUD, BUT, UH, 30 00:01:25,256 --> 00:01:27,588 MS. NELSON'S SEPTIC TANK IS EXPECTING ME AT 9:00. 31 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,391 YOU'RE A PLUMBER. MS. NELSON IS NOT EXPECTING YOU ON TIME. 32 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:33,224 IN FACT, IF YOU SHOW UP BEFORE DINNER, SHE'LL TURN CARTWHEELS. 33 00:01:33,224 --> 00:01:36,367 I'M A TEACHER. IT'S DIFFERENT. 34 00:01:36,367 --> 00:01:39,300 WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A TEACHER'S ASSISTANT. 35 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,831 WELL... 36 00:01:43,874 --> 00:01:45,436 LISTEN TO ME. 37 00:01:45,436 --> 00:01:48,439 THE WHOLE REASON I WENT BACK TO WORK IS SO WE COULD BOTH AFFORD 38 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:51,312 TO GIVE M.J. THE THINGS WE FELT HE NEEDED. 39 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:54,785 NOW I'M DOING MY PART. IT'S TIME YOU DO YOURS. 40 00:01:54,785 --> 00:01:55,846 (scoffs) 41 00:01:58,749 --> 00:02:01,292 I'LL RESCHEDULE MS. NELSON. 42 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,695 (sighs) 43 00:02:04,695 --> 00:02:06,357 I GOTTA GO. 44 00:02:06,357 --> 00:02:09,360 YOU GET LOTS OF REST AND DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS, OKAY? 45 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,132 YOU NEVER LEFT ME WHEN I'M SICK BEFORE. 46 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,605 OH, I KNOW, HONEY. 47 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:16,907 BUT MOMMY HAS A JOB NOW. (chuckles) 48 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:20,711 COME ON. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT? 49 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,474 DON'T BE SAD. 50 00:02:23,474 --> 00:02:27,178 I AM GONNA PICK YOU BOTH UP AT 6:00. 51 00:02:27,178 --> 00:02:28,849 (chuckles) 52 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,851 YES, IT'S NOT HARD 53 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:33,754 TO SPOT A MOTHER WHO WORKS OUTSIDE THE HOME. 54 00:02:35,486 --> 00:02:37,488 JUST LOOK FOR A WOMAN 55 00:02:37,488 --> 00:02:39,830 WHO LEAVES HER HOUSE EVERY MORNING 56 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:54,205 FEELING INCREDIBLY GUILTY. 57 00:02:54,205 --> 00:02:56,907 IT BEGINS JUST AFTER SUNDOWN, 58 00:02:56,907 --> 00:02:58,949 AFTER A LONG DAY AT THE OFFICE, 59 00:02:58,949 --> 00:03:02,713 EXHAUSTED PEOPLE START COMING HOME. 60 00:03:04,415 --> 00:03:08,259 (barks) SOME ARE MET BY FAITHFUL PETS... 61 00:03:08,259 --> 00:03:12,763 SOME ARE WELCOMED WITH DRY MARTINIS. 62 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:17,868 OTHERS ARE GREETED WITH DINNER ON THE TABLE. 63 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,202 THEN THERE ARE THOSE 64 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,376 WHO RETURN FROM A LONG DAY AT WORK... 65 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:28,509 ONLY TO DISCOVER... 66 00:03:30,641 --> 00:03:32,983 UNPLEASANT SURPRISES. 67 00:03:36,947 --> 00:03:39,920 OH! GOOD. YOU GOT MY NOTE. COME ON IN. 68 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,253 OKAY, SURE. UH, WHERE'S M.J.? 69 00:03:42,253 --> 00:03:44,224 HERE I AM, MOMMY. 70 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,958 OH, HEY, BABY. HOW'S MY BOY? 71 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:51,231 I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. (chuckles) 72 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,903 ARE YOU FEELING BETTER? 73 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:55,936 YEAH. KATHERINE MADE ME SOUP 74 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,938 AND READ ME A STORY 75 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:01,312 AND SHOWED ME HOW TO PLAY BLACKJACK. 76 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:03,644 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA REMEMBER? 77 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,977 ALWAYS DOUBLE DOWN ON A PAIR OF ACES. 78 00:04:06,977 --> 00:04:08,949 (chuckles) THAT'S CUTE. 79 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,651 WHERE'S MIKE? 80 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,952 PLUMBING EMERGENCY. 81 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,954 MS. NELSON'S TOILET BEGAN ERUPTING, 82 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,987 AND I WASN'T BUSY, SO... 83 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:18,359 UH-HUH. 84 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:21,462 WELL, UH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HELPING US OUT. 85 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,834 COME ON, M.J. IT'S TIME TO GO. 86 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:29,039 (laughs) 87 00:04:29,039 --> 00:04:31,372 (M.J.) THANK YOU. 88 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,504 (laughs) 89 00:04:33,504 --> 00:04:36,407 WE ALREADY THANKED HER, BUDDY. 90 00:04:36,407 --> 00:04:38,609 LET'S NOT MAKE HER UNCOMFORTABLE. 91 00:04:40,851 --> 00:04:43,314 (Bree) THANK YOU FOR HAVING US OVER. 92 00:04:43,314 --> 00:04:45,316 WE ARE SO HONORED 93 00:04:45,316 --> 00:04:47,318 TO BE THE FIRST GUESTS IN YOUR NEW HOME. 94 00:04:47,318 --> 00:04:50,060 YOUR STUNNING NEW HOME. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 95 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:53,293 THE THEME OF MY FIRST PLACE WAS EARLY AMERICAN BEANBAG. (laughs) 96 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,065 (laughs) WELL, IT'S ALL ANDREW. 97 00:04:55,065 --> 00:04:57,328 HE'S THE ONE WITH THE TASTE. PLEASE. 98 00:04:57,328 --> 00:05:00,070 UH, HE'S RUNNING LATE. 99 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:02,373 UM, DO YOU KNOW WHY? 100 00:05:02,373 --> 00:05:04,905 AH, HE'S CLEANING UP A LITTLE MESS. 101 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,907 SOMEONE DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULDN'T SERVE 102 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:09,039 BACON-WRAPPED SHRIMP PUFFS AT A BAR MITZVAH. 103 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:11,642 I KNEW. I JUST THOUGHT IF THEY'D TASTED MINE, 104 00:05:11,642 --> 00:05:13,644 THEY MIGHT CHANGE THE RULES. (laughs) 105 00:05:13,644 --> 00:05:16,887 SO WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO NIBBLE ON BEFORE DINNER? 106 00:05:16,887 --> 00:05:19,019 IS THAT CUT CRYSTAL? 107 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,051 IT'S EXQUISITE. 108 00:05:21,051 --> 00:05:23,053 ANDREW AGAIN. HE'S GOT EXPENSIVE TASTE. 109 00:05:23,053 --> 00:05:24,925 THANK GOD HE BRINGS IN THE BIG BUCKS. 110 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,927 HE DOES? 111 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,561 WELL, HE DOES NOW, EVER SINCE YOU GAVE HIM THAT RAISE. 112 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:33,604 (mouths word) THIS IS A DELICIOUS SNACK. 113 00:05:33,604 --> 00:05:35,436 DID YOU MAKE THIS? 114 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,468 UH, YEAH. IT'S JUST... 115 00:05:37,468 --> 00:05:38,809 PARTY MIX. 116 00:05:38,809 --> 00:05:40,541 OH. 117 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,644 YOU GAVE ANDREW A RAISE? A TINY SALARY BUMP. 118 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,477 "TINY" IS NOT THE WORD FOR YOUR EXTRAORDINARY GENEROSITY. 119 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:48,479 (cork pops) 120 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:51,982 (gasps) OH, LOOK! THERE'S PRETZELS AND CEREAL. 121 00:05:51,982 --> 00:05:54,054 I CAN SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "PARTY MIX." 122 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,056 IT'S LIKE A PARTY IN A BOWL. 123 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,489 WHEN YOU SAY "EXTRAORDINARY"-- (lowered voice) HE'S EXAGGERATING. 124 00:05:58,489 --> 00:06:00,090 THEY'RE CHILDREN. 125 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:01,962 IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF MONEY TO THEM. 126 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:06,837 (sighs) 127 00:06:06,837 --> 00:06:09,800 MY GOD! IS THIS A... '96 LATOUR? 128 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,903 I KNOW. ANDREW BOUGHT A CASE OF IT AT A WINE AUCTION 129 00:06:12,903 --> 00:06:15,746 TO CELEBRATE THAT HUGE RAISE. 130 00:06:15,746 --> 00:06:18,048 ONCE YOU'VE HAD A FEW GLASSES OF THIS, 131 00:06:18,048 --> 00:06:20,951 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO REMEMBER THIS EVENING AT ALL. 132 00:06:22,052 --> 00:06:23,754 WE'LL SEE. 133 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:29,059 BOY, DINNER WITHOUT THE KIDS... 134 00:06:29,059 --> 00:06:32,062 IT'S NICE TO EAT WITHOUT HAVING MACARONI THROWN AT YOU. 135 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:33,764 (all laugh) YES. 136 00:06:33,764 --> 00:06:35,766 WELL, WE, UH, WE REALLY WANTED TO FIND A WAY 137 00:06:35,766 --> 00:06:37,768 TO THANK YOU BOTH. THANK US FOR WHAT? 138 00:06:37,768 --> 00:06:39,700 SAVING OUR MARRIAGE. 139 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:43,504 PLEASE. IT WAS OUR PLEASURE. HOW DID WE DO THAT AGAIN? 140 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,906 WELL, BRADLEY HAD BEEN WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK, 141 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,908 AND I WAS FEELING NEGLECTED. 142 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,910 BUT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW THAT HE HAS CARLOS. 143 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,912 WE HAVE NEVER FELT CLOSER. 144 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,815 AND, GABY, I KNOW I'VE BEEN RELYING ON CARLOS A LOT. 145 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,887 I-I HOPE IT'S NOT A PROBLEM, HIS BEING AWAY FROM HOME SO MUCH. 146 00:06:56,887 --> 00:06:58,889 OH, I'LL BE MORE WILLING TO FORGIVE 147 00:06:58,889 --> 00:07:00,951 ONCE HIS BONUS CHECK COMES IN. AND THE ONLY PERSON 148 00:07:00,951 --> 00:07:03,924 MORE EXCITED THAN GABY ABOUT THAT BONUS IS HER JEWELER. 149 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,596 (Gabrielle and Carlos laugh) 150 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:07,598 BRAD, DON'T. IT'S BEEN SUCH A NICE NIGHT. 151 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:09,730 HE'S GONNA HEAR IT TOMORROW ANYWAY. 152 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,902 HEAR WHAT? 153 00:07:11,902 --> 00:07:13,664 LOOK, I'M SORRY, 154 00:07:13,664 --> 00:07:15,666 BUT WE'RE FORGOING BONUSES THIS YEAR. 155 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:18,569 CAN I GET ANYONE DESSERT? 156 00:07:18,569 --> 00:07:21,071 BEAT IT. WHAT? 157 00:07:21,071 --> 00:07:22,573 IT'S THE ECONOMY. 158 00:07:22,573 --> 00:07:24,915 UM, OUR C.F.O. FEELS WE NEED TO DO SOME BELT TIGHTENING. 159 00:07:24,915 --> 00:07:28,118 BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OVERTIME CARLOS HAS PULLED? 160 00:07:28,118 --> 00:07:31,151 HOW MANY TRIPS HE'S TAKEN? HE'S KILLED HIMSELF. 161 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,024 FOR GOD SAKES, DON'T DO THIS TO MY JEWELER. 162 00:07:34,024 --> 00:07:37,958 BUT, GABY, NO ONE'S GETTING A BONUS, NOT EVEN BRAD. 163 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,492 SO THIS WAS HIS BONUS? A SALAD AND A STUFFED CHICKEN BREAST? 164 00:07:41,492 --> 00:07:44,134 LOOK, HOPEFULLY NEXT YEAR WILL BE BETTER. 165 00:07:44,134 --> 00:07:46,096 (sighs) 166 00:07:46,096 --> 00:07:47,968 WE'RE READY FOR DESSERT NOW. 167 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,501 WRAP UP TEN LOBSTERS TO GO. 168 00:07:53,043 --> 00:07:55,976 AHEM. 169 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,650 TOM? 170 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:01,111 COME HERE. 171 00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:04,114 WE HAVEN'T HAD A CUSTOMER IN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR, 172 00:08:04,114 --> 00:08:06,116 SO MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST... (pats hands) 173 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:07,988 CLOSE UP EARLY. 174 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,765 NO. I GOT AN IDEA. 175 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:17,067 HEY, EVERYBODY, HEY, TAKE OFF YOUR APRONS 176 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:19,830 AND COME SIT NEAR THE WINDOW. 177 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,573 WHAT IS THIS? IT'S CALLED PSYCHOLOGY. 178 00:08:22,573 --> 00:08:25,876 COME ON! HEY! GUYS... 179 00:08:25,876 --> 00:08:28,979 NOBODY WANTS TO EAT IN AN EMPTY RESTAURANT, RIGHT? 180 00:08:28,979 --> 00:08:31,682 SO, GUYS, THIS IS WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO. 181 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:33,814 AS SOON AS YOU SEE SOMEONE GO BY, 182 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,986 YOU LAUGH, ACT LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME. 183 00:08:35,986 --> 00:08:38,288 IT'LL DRAW THEM IN. 184 00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:40,290 SO NOW WE HAVE PRETEND CUSTOMERS? 185 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:42,292 GEE, LET'S THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO 186 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:43,554 WITH ALL THE PRETEND MONEY WE'RE GONNA MAKE. 187 00:08:43,554 --> 00:08:45,656 TRUST ME. THIS IS GONNA WORK. 188 00:08:45,656 --> 00:08:47,127 OKAY, HEY, YOU GUYS, 189 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,129 YOU'RE A GROUP OF OLD HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES. 190 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,231 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE THE BIG GAME. 191 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,233 AND YOU TWO-- YOU'RE ON A HOT DATE, OKAY? 192 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,065 (chuckles) ALL RIGHT. 193 00:08:55,065 --> 00:08:57,568 HEY, LOOK! THERE'S SOMEBODY! LAUGH! HAVE A GREAT TIME. 194 00:08:57,568 --> 00:08:59,770 (all laughing) 195 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:01,612 (laughter stops) 196 00:09:01,612 --> 00:09:04,274 AWESOME. JUST LIKE THAT. 197 00:09:04,274 --> 00:09:07,848 OKAY... 198 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,150 AS MUCH AS I LOVE TOMMY SCAVO'S IMPROV THEATER, 199 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,153 WE NEED TO FACE SOME FACTS HERE. IT'S A SLUMP. 200 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,626 WE--WE--WE--WE'LL RIDE IT OUT. WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE. 201 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:17,087 WE-- IT'S NOT A SLUMP. 202 00:09:17,087 --> 00:09:19,590 IN THIS ECONOMY, PEOPLE AREN'T EATING OUT AS MUCH. 203 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:22,092 BETWEEN THAT AND PORTER'S LEGAL BILLS 204 00:09:22,092 --> 00:09:23,563 AND PAYING BREE BACK, 205 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,096 WE ARE ABOUT A WEEK AWAY FROM GOING BANKRUPT. 206 00:09:26,096 --> 00:09:28,098 (laughter) 207 00:09:28,098 --> 00:09:30,140 (laughter stops) HONEY, PLEASE, HAVE A LITTLE FAITH. 208 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:32,142 I DID, FOR SEVEN YEARS. 209 00:09:32,142 --> 00:09:35,806 NOW I'M GONNA BE A REALIST, AND I NEED YOU TO BE ONE, TOO. 210 00:09:35,806 --> 00:09:38,849 OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. YOU'RE WORRIED. I AM, TOO. 211 00:09:38,849 --> 00:09:41,852 BUT WE CAN MAKE IT. WE JUST HAVE TO BE CREATIVE. 212 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,854 BUT-- IF WE SELL THIS PLACE NOW, 213 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:45,916 WE CAN ESCAPE WITH SOME DIGNITY AND MAYBE EVEN SOME MONEY. 214 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:48,218 BUT IF WE KEEP ON GOING LIKE WE ARE, 215 00:09:48,218 --> 00:09:50,090 WE'RE GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING. 216 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,093 NO! 217 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,196 NO. 218 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,368 I AM NOT GOING OUT LIKE THIS. 219 00:09:58,368 --> 00:10:00,370 I AM NOT GONNA BE A FAILURE. 220 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:04,675 (laughter) 221 00:10:04,675 --> 00:10:09,209 (laughter stops) PLEASE TELL ME THEY JUST SAW A CUSTOMER. 222 00:10:17,247 --> 00:10:19,249 SO WITH ALL THE CALORIES WE JUST BURNED, 223 00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:22,953 I SAY WE DESERVE A HUGE LUNCH AT A FANCY RESTAURANT. 224 00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:24,955 YOU DO LIKE TO LIVE WELL, HONEY. 225 00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:27,958 WELL, WHY NOT? LIFE IS BRIEF AND MOSTLY SUCKS. 226 00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:29,960 GOTTA GRAB ALL THE GOOD YOU CAN 227 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,962 WHILE YOU'RE ON THIS SIDE OF THE DIRT. 228 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:33,263 THAT WAS VERY POETIC. 229 00:10:33,263 --> 00:10:36,907 BUT SURE, WE'LL GO ANY PLACE YOU WANT. 230 00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:38,869 MMM! THAT WAS EASY. 231 00:10:38,869 --> 00:10:41,171 WELL, SINCE I'M ON A ROLL, HOW ABOUT THIS? 232 00:10:41,171 --> 00:10:43,173 LET'S GO AWAY THIS WEEKEND-- 233 00:10:43,173 --> 00:10:47,417 PICK A FIVE-STAR HOTEL WITH A GREAT SPA AND JUST LIVE IT UP. 234 00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:49,179 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 235 00:10:49,179 --> 00:10:52,182 I'VE GOT A LOT OF STUFF I NEED TO DO. 236 00:10:52,182 --> 00:10:54,054 OH, COME ON. 237 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:57,157 BIG FLUFFY ROBES, LONG MASSAGES. 238 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,229 (buzzing in distance) 239 00:10:59,229 --> 00:11:01,131 DO YOU HEAR THAT? 240 00:11:01,131 --> 00:11:03,734 (buzz) THAT BUZZING. 241 00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:05,065 (buzz) 242 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,837 UH... NO, I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. (buzz) 243 00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:08,839 OH, MAYBE IT--IT'S-- SHH! SHH! 244 00:11:08,839 --> 00:11:10,040 (buzz) 245 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,042 I HEAR IT UP HERE SOMETIMES. 246 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:14,044 (buzz) 247 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:17,307 WHAT THE HELL IS IT? 248 00:11:17,307 --> 00:11:20,310 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 249 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:22,312 I KIND OF LIKE THAT HOTEL IDEA. 250 00:11:22,312 --> 00:11:24,254 REALLY? 251 00:11:24,254 --> 00:11:27,217 YEAH. YOU WERE RIGHT. LIFE IS BRIEF. 252 00:11:27,217 --> 00:11:30,220 WHY DON'T YOU GO CALL THE TRAVEL AGENT AND SEE WHAT'S AVAILABLE? 253 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:33,964 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE KINDA SEXY WHEN YOU BUCKLE. 254 00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:36,226 I'M GONNA CALL RIGHT NOW. 255 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,143 (beep) 256 00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:56,146 (woman) Dr. Heller? Listen, I got your latest text, 257 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:58,849 but you know, it's been a few weeks now, 258 00:11:58,849 --> 00:12:01,922 and people are freaking out about you being gone so long. 259 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,894 So now there's a staff meeting on the 15th, 260 00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:06,096 and if you're not back by then, I'm just gonna 261 00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:08,398 have to tell people that I don't know where you are. 262 00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:10,400 So will you please just call me? 263 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:18,869 HEY, MIKE. HOW'S IT GOING? 264 00:12:18,869 --> 00:12:20,871 WELL, SO FAR, I'VE BROKEN OFF 265 00:12:20,871 --> 00:12:22,873 THREE OF THESE STUPID PLASTIC SPRINKLER HEADS. 266 00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:25,045 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'M GREAT. 267 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,047 WELL, GOOD. LOOK, I WAS COMING OVER TO ASK, 268 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:31,281 WHAT WOULD YOU AND KATHERINE THINK ABOUT GOING CAMPING? OH, MAN, I LOVE CAMPING. WHEN? 269 00:12:31,281 --> 00:12:33,283 WELL, MY SCHEDULE GETS BUSY ON THE 15th, 270 00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:35,285 SO IT WOULD HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEN. 271 00:12:35,285 --> 00:12:38,288 I DON'T KNOW, THIS WEEKEND? OH, I'M DEFINITELY UP FOR IT. 272 00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:40,961 UH, I'M NOT SURE IF KATHERINE WILL BE. 273 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,994 WELL, IF SHE DOESN'T GO, THEN EDIE WON'T GO, AND... 274 00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:46,496 WELL, I GUESS IF KATHERINE KNOWS ANOTHER GIRL'S COMING, 275 00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:51,001 MAYBE I CAN CONVINCE HER. GOOD. TELL HER THE MENFOLK WILL DO ALL THE HARD WORK-- 276 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:53,003 BUILD THE FIRES, DIG THE LATRINES. 277 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,005 HEY, I WOULDN'T MENTION THAT, UH, LATRINE PART 278 00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:57,207 UNTIL WE'RE ACTUALLY AT THE CAMPSITE. 279 00:12:57,207 --> 00:12:58,949 (laughs) THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 280 00:12:58,949 --> 00:13:02,182 I'LL, UH, DIG MY GEAR OUT TONIGHT. IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 281 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,154 YEAH. 282 00:13:04,154 --> 00:13:07,157 (under breath) THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. 283 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,361 MY, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL PEN. 284 00:13:11,361 --> 00:13:13,363 IS IT A MONTBLANC? 285 00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:16,366 UH, YEAH. YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE. AH. 286 00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:20,070 WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN AFFORD IT NOW WITH YOUR NEW RAISE. 287 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:23,203 OH, YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT? I SURE DID. 288 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,036 (door opens and closes) WELL, THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE JUST CALLED. 289 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:28,108 THEY'VE ADDED 40 PEOPLE TO THEIR GUEST LIST. 290 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,410 DAMN IT. I ONLY PLANNED FOR A HUNDRED. 291 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,443 W-WE'RE GONNA NEED TABLES. RELAX. THEY ALWAYS PULL THIS CRAP. 292 00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,445 SO I CALLED THE RENTAL COMPANY 293 00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:38,418 AND HAD 'EM PUT A FEW EXTRAS ON THE TRUCK. WE'LL BE FINE. 294 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,420 OH, THANK GOD. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 295 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,392 WE CAN TELL THE CHAMBER PEOPLE 296 00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:44,394 THAT BECAUSE IT WAS SO LAST-MINUTE, 297 00:13:44,394 --> 00:13:48,098 WE HAD TO BUMP OUR FEE BY 30%. I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. 298 00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:50,500 OHH. WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT HIM? 299 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:54,204 HMM, YES. HE'S WORTH EVERY PENNY YOU PAY HIM. 300 00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:57,537 BY THE WAY... HOW MANY PENNIES IS THAT? 301 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,110 (scoffs) I'M NOT DISCUSSING ANDREW'S SALARY WITH YOU. 302 00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:02,112 IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 303 00:14:02,112 --> 00:14:04,174 (chuckles) YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S NOT. 304 00:14:04,174 --> 00:14:05,845 SO... HOW MUCH? 305 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,847 ANDREW MOVED INTO A NEW HOME. 306 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,620 I SIMPLY GAVE HIM A COST OF LIVING INCREASE. 307 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,622 THE COST OF LIVING IN A HOME 308 00:14:12,622 --> 00:14:15,285 WITH SILVER PENS AND RARE FRENCH WINES? 309 00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:17,627 HONEY, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 310 00:14:17,627 --> 00:14:20,590 OH, MY GOD. IS HE MAKING MORE THAN ME? 311 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,292 ORSON, DROP IT. 312 00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:25,595 I AM NOT TELLING YOU HOW MUCH ANDREW MAKES. 313 00:14:25,595 --> 00:14:28,168 (door opens and closes) 314 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,870 I'D BE HAPPY TO GIVE YOU THAT INFORMATION, SIR. 315 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,373 AM I SPEAKING TO THE ACCOUNT HOLDER? 316 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,446 NO, I'M HER... BUSINESS PARTNER. 317 00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:38,448 Very well. Account number? 318 00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:41,411 YES. UM, 8-5-9-7-3. 319 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,584 NAME ON THE ACCOUNT? 320 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,117 VAN DE KAMP'S OLD-FASHIONED FOODS. 321 00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,289 AND THE PASSWORD? 322 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,991 PASSWORD? 323 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,123 FOR SECURITY PURPOSES. 324 00:14:53,123 --> 00:14:54,664 UM... 325 00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:58,568 OH. YES. OF COURSE. IT'S, UM... 326 00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:00,430 UH, YOU KNOW... (chuckles nervously) 327 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:02,572 UH, IT'S--IT'S COMPLETELY SLIPPED MY MIND. 328 00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:06,276 IT'S THE NAME OF HER CHILDHOOD PET. 329 00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:08,338 OH. RIGHT. 330 00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:10,240 UH... 331 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,581 FLUFFY. 332 00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:13,243 NOPE. THAT'S NOT IT. 333 00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:14,384 FIDO? 334 00:15:14,384 --> 00:15:15,685 NO. 335 00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:17,547 SPOT? ROVER? 336 00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:18,918 MITTENS? 337 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,120 SORRY, SIR. 338 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,391 UH, MARMADUKE. 339 00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:23,323 OLD YELLER. 340 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,325 I CANNOT GIVE OUT ANY INFORMATION 341 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,398 WITHOUT THE PASSWORD, WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW. 342 00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:30,400 THEN ASK ME A DIFFERENT QUESTION. 343 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,303 HOW ABOUT HER DATE OF BIRTH? HER SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER? 344 00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:34,304 GOOD-BYE, SIR. 345 00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:36,306 HOW ABOUT HER REAL HAIR COLOR? 346 00:15:36,306 --> 00:15:38,969 TRUST ME, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 347 00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:41,041 (line disconnects, dial tone) 348 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,342 (pushes button) 349 00:15:44,314 --> 00:15:47,317 IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO GET FED, IT'S GONNA BE A WHILE. 350 00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:49,319 NO, DAD CALLED A FAMILY MEETING. 351 00:15:49,319 --> 00:15:52,222 YEAH, MOM, HE SAID IT'S ABOUT THE RESTAURANT. 352 00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:56,987 OH, BOY. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 353 00:15:56,987 --> 00:15:58,588 (sighs) LISTEN, KIDS, 354 00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:02,192 THINGS HAVE BEEN TOUGH DOWN AT THE RESTAURANT, 355 00:16:02,192 --> 00:16:05,235 AND I THINK YOUR DAD HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO SELL IT. 356 00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:08,338 WOW. 357 00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:09,499 I KNOW. 358 00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:11,541 IS HE GONNA BE OKAY? 359 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:14,544 I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHY WE ALL HAVE TO BE REALLY SUPPORTIVE. 360 00:16:14,544 --> 00:16:17,647 ARE YOU WITH ME? 361 00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:19,309 HEY, GUYS. 362 00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,311 GOOD. YOU'RE ALL HERE. 363 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:23,313 I LOVE YOU, DADDY. 364 00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:25,185 (under breath) NOT YET. 365 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:29,689 SO... I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ALL ABOUT OUR PIZZERIA. 366 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,761 JUST KNOW WE'RE 100% BEHIND YOU. 367 00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,323 THAT MEANS A LOT, 368 00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:36,466 'CAUSE THIS WAS A REALLY ROUGH DAY FOR ME. 369 00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:39,269 I HAD TO LET ALL OUR EMPLOYEES GO. 370 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:42,672 SO STARTING TOMORROW... 371 00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:46,106 YOU KIDS ARE MY NEW WAITSTAFF. 372 00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:56,446 TOM, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 373 00:16:56,446 --> 00:16:59,449 I GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT. YOU AND I WILL HANDLE THE DAYS, 374 00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:03,293 AND THE KIDS WILL JOIN US AFTER SCHOOL AND ON THE WEEKENDS. 375 00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:06,256 UM, AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING SPOILED... NO. 376 00:17:06,256 --> 00:17:09,399 COME ON! IT'LL BE FANTASTIC. WE'LL LOVE WORKING TOGETHER. 377 00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:11,761 WHY? WE DON'T EVEN LIKE LIVING TOGETHER. 378 00:17:11,761 --> 00:17:14,134 LOOK, LABOR IS OUR NUMBER ONE COST. 379 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,237 IF WE CAN ELIMINATE IT, WE'LL START MAKING A PROFIT AGAIN. 380 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,239 WHAT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA PAY US? 381 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,611 I'M 9! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? 382 00:17:21,611 --> 00:17:23,273 I THINK SO. 383 00:17:23,273 --> 00:17:26,346 BUT JUST TO BE SAFE, YOU'RE NOW 15. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 384 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,219 MOM, PLEASE DO SOMETHING. 385 00:17:29,219 --> 00:17:31,681 (sighs) 386 00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:38,228 I THOUGHT MAYBE AFTER OUR CONVERSATION TODAY, 387 00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:40,230 YOU'D REALIZE IT'S TIME TO PACK IT IN. 388 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:43,233 I HAVE GOT TO DO THIS. I CAN'T WALK AWAY FROM THAT PLACE 389 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:46,236 UNTIL I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THAT I CAN POSSIBLY THINK OF. 390 00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:49,239 BUT HAVING THE KIDS WORK THERE? YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE BEHIND ME 100%. 391 00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:51,301 REALLY? THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME. 392 00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:52,642 LYNETTE... 393 00:17:52,642 --> 00:17:54,204 OKAY. FINE. 394 00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,811 KIDS, WE ARE GOING TO SUPPORT YOUR FATHER 395 00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:04,454 BY WORKING IN HIS RESTAURANT. 396 00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:07,457 (boys groan) (Penny) YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 397 00:18:07,457 --> 00:18:10,460 JUST SO YOU KNOW, 30 YEARS FROM NOW, 398 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,463 WHEN YOU AND DAD ARE OLD AND FEEBLE-- YOU'RE PUTTING US 399 00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:16,095 IN THE CHEAPEST NURSING HOME YOU CAN FIND. 400 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,397 YEAH, I GOT IT. 401 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,306 MRS. SOLIS, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE HERE. 402 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,308 I'VE GOT YOUR BRACELET ALL POLISHED 403 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,610 AND READY FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN. 404 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,343 OH, PUT IT ON AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. 405 00:18:33,343 --> 00:18:37,187 TURNS OUT I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT RIGHT NOW... 406 00:18:37,187 --> 00:18:39,189 UNLESS YOU CAN HELP ME OUT ON THE PRICE. (chuckles) 407 00:18:39,189 --> 00:18:41,621 WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 408 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,623 YOU GIVE IT TO ME, 409 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:47,257 AND THEN CALL YOUR INSURANCE AND SAY IT WAS STOLEN? 410 00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:51,261 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 411 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:54,564 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE BRACELET, MRS. SOLIS. 412 00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:57,367 PERHAPS I CAN SHOW YOU SOMETHING A BIT LESS EXPENSIVE. 413 00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:00,870 MAYBE SOME, UH, EARRINGS-- OH, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME A MINUTE? 414 00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:05,315 AH! 415 00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:15,525 (starts engine) 416 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:33,203 CARLOS, GET IN HERE! 417 00:19:33,203 --> 00:19:35,475 I GOT A REAL SHOCKEROO FOR YOU! 418 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,478 YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS! 419 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:43,553 BRAD! HI. 420 00:19:43,553 --> 00:19:45,415 UH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 421 00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:47,717 HE JUST STOPPED BY WITH GREAT NEWS. 422 00:19:47,717 --> 00:19:49,719 I'M GETTING THAT BONUS AFTER ALL. 423 00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:52,362 (Carlos laughs) REALLY? 424 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:54,364 WELL, I WENT TO OUR C.F.O., 425 00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:56,366 AND I TOLD HIM IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM FAIR 426 00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:58,598 THAT MY RIGHT-HAND MAN SHOULD GO UNREWARDED. 427 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,301 ISN'T THAT GREAT? WHAT KIND OF GUY DOES THAT? 428 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,273 (both laugh) 429 00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:06,205 OH, I THINK I KNOW THE KIND. 430 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,309 SO, BRAD... 431 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,312 WHAT SORT OF BONUS ARE WE LOOKING AT? 432 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,285 HOW DOES 20 GRAND SOUND? 433 00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:17,787 LIKE A GREAT JUMPING OFF POINT. 434 00:20:17,787 --> 00:20:19,719 GABY. 435 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,322 OH, HONEY, YOU HEARD MARIA THE OTHER NIGHT. 436 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:26,256 YOUR HARD WORK IS WHAT'S BROUGHT THEM SO MUCH CLOSER. 437 00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,501 PAY NO ATTENTION TO MY WIFE. 438 00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,264 20 GRAND IS A FANTASTIC BONUS. 439 00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:36,906 YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I HEAR THE NUMBER OUT LOUD, 440 00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:40,270 IT DOES SEEM A LITTLE LOW, AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE. 441 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:42,612 25 IS PROBABLY MORE FAIR. 442 00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:46,276 OH, BRAD. COME ON. SAVING A MARRIAGE? 443 00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:48,278 YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON THAT... 444 00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:50,350 AT LEAST NOT A SMALL ONE. 445 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,252 GABY, WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF? 446 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,624 YOU'RE BEING RUDE. 447 00:20:54,624 --> 00:20:56,756 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 448 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,589 IT'S JUST--I REALLY WANTED TO BUY THIS BRACELET I SAW TODAY 449 00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:01,831 DOWNTOWN IN THIS LITTLE JEWELRY SHOP. 450 00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:03,793 YOU KNOW THE PLACE, HONEY. 451 00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:06,336 IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE, UM... 452 00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:07,737 LEXINGTON HOTEL. 453 00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:10,940 30! 454 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,302 $30,000. 455 00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:18,978 ARE YOU SURE? 456 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,412 YES! YOU DESERVE IT. YOU BOTH DO. 457 00:21:22,412 --> 00:21:23,683 (chuckles) 458 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,885 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 459 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,389 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE GETTING A BONUS, 460 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,721 SO WHAT I THINK MIGHT BE BEST IS 461 00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:35,495 IF WE ALL AGREED NOT TO SAY ANYTHING. 462 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,367 DO WE ALL AGREE? 463 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:39,399 ABSOLUTELY. 464 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,531 (chuckles) 465 00:21:41,531 --> 00:21:44,534 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO TO BUSINESS. 466 00:21:44,534 --> 00:21:48,037 ALL THIS NEGOTIATING JUST GOES RIGHT OVER MY HEAD. (slaps thighs) 467 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:54,514 (sighs) 468 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,946 (stovetop clicks on) 469 00:21:56,946 --> 00:21:58,518 HA! 470 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:01,721 THUNDER McFADDEN. (chuckles) WHAT A HOOT. 471 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,423 WHAT'S THAT? 472 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,356 OH, IT'S MY PORN NAME. 473 00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:08,428 A FRIEND SENT ME AN E-MAIL. 474 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,430 YOU TAKE THE NAME OF YOUR CHILDHOOD PET 475 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,432 AND THE STREET YOU GREW UP ON, AND VOILà! 476 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:15,465 THAT'S THE NAME YOU'D USE IF YOU WERE A PORN STAR. 477 00:22:15,465 --> 00:22:17,106 SO I'M THUNDER McFADDEN. 478 00:22:17,106 --> 00:22:19,509 MY BUDDY HERE IS SNOOP WINDEMERE. 479 00:22:19,509 --> 00:22:21,771 MM. (chuckles) 480 00:22:21,771 --> 00:22:24,444 HEY, WHO WOULD YOU BE? 481 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,676 ORSON, I'M PREPARING A BUFFET FOR 200. 482 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:28,678 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLORE 483 00:22:28,678 --> 00:22:31,521 MY HYPOTHETICAL CAREER IN THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY. 484 00:22:31,521 --> 00:22:34,353 FINE. 485 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,356 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT'S WHY PEOPLE FIND YOU SO RIGID, 486 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:42,131 BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER JUST LET GO AND HAVE FUN. 487 00:22:42,131 --> 00:22:44,394 (sighs) 488 00:22:44,394 --> 00:22:46,996 COCO SAUGATUCK. HAPPY NOW? 489 00:22:46,996 --> 00:22:49,769 SURE AM. 490 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:52,802 THANKS, HON. 491 00:22:52,802 --> 00:22:56,476 OF COURSE IT COULD JUST AS EASILY BE MUNCHY CEDARHURST. WHAT? 492 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,377 OR TAFFY SWALLOW. 493 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,681 WE MOVED AROUND A LOT AND HAD THREE DOGS. 494 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,713 BREE, FOCUS. 495 00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:05,985 IT HAS TO BE YOUR FAVORITE PET. 496 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,588 LIKE IF I ASKED YOU, "WHAT'S YOUR CHILDHOOD PET?" 497 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:12,161 THIS IS THE ONE YOU'D SAY. WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A FAVORITE. 498 00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:15,495 I LOVED THEM ALL EQUALLY. OH, PLEASE. IF COCO, TAFFY AND MUNCHY WERE 499 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:19,769 IN A BURNING BUILDING AND YOU COULD ONLY SAVE ONE... ORSON, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MORBID? 500 00:23:19,769 --> 00:23:22,532 NO. (chuckles) I-I JUST WANT TO KNOW YOUR PORN NAME. 501 00:23:22,532 --> 00:23:24,033 OKAY, FINE. 502 00:23:24,033 --> 00:23:27,406 IF I HAD TO PICK A FAVORITE, I GUESS IT WOULD BE MUNCHY. 503 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,879 (chuckles) SHE WAS A BIT RAMBUNCTIOUS. 504 00:23:29,879 --> 00:23:32,882 FATHER SENT HER TO A FARM SO SHE'D HAVE ROOM TO RUN. 505 00:23:32,882 --> 00:23:35,485 I CRIED FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS. 506 00:23:35,485 --> 00:23:38,117 MUNCHY, HUH? THIS WAS FUN. 507 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,793 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A LARGE MUSHROOM PEPPERONI PIZZA 508 00:23:43,793 --> 00:23:45,895 AND TWO SALADS. I'LL GET THAT STARTED. 509 00:23:45,895 --> 00:23:49,499 TOM, I GOT NEED A LARGE-- LARGE PEP/MUSH AT TABLE NINE. I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 510 00:23:49,499 --> 00:23:51,731 THANKS. AND DO YOU HAVE THE CALZONES FOR TABLE THREE? 511 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:55,164 OH, CRAP. (groans) SWEETIE, I NEED TWO DINNER SALADS. 512 00:23:55,164 --> 00:23:59,709 WHAT'S THE MATTER? PARKER SAID THE ONLY REASON YOU HAD ME MAKE SALADS 513 00:23:59,709 --> 00:24:01,771 IS BECAUSE IT'S A JOB FOR BABIES. 514 00:24:01,771 --> 00:24:04,614 WELL, CLEARLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A BABY. 515 00:24:04,614 --> 00:24:08,618 YOU'RE 15, REMEMBER? ALSO, I CAN'T FIND MY BAND-AID. 516 00:24:08,618 --> 00:24:12,181 OKAY, YOU FILL WATER GLASSES. I'LL MAKE THE SALADS. 517 00:24:12,181 --> 00:24:14,223 HEY, MOM? YEAH? 518 00:24:14,223 --> 00:24:16,185 THIS IS FOR TABLE FIVE. 519 00:24:16,185 --> 00:24:17,787 OH, THANKS. 520 00:24:17,787 --> 00:24:18,958 YEAH. 521 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,632 UH... YOU DIDN'T GIVE THEM ENOUGH CHANGE. 522 00:24:22,632 --> 00:24:24,634 YEAH, I KNOW. I FIGURED THIS OUT. 523 00:24:24,634 --> 00:24:27,166 YOU CAN SHORT PEOPLE 1%, AND THEY WON'T EVEN NOTICE. 524 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:31,901 IF THEY GOT A BUZZ ON, 3%. OKAY, YOU MAKE THE SALADS. I'LL HANDLE THE REGISTER. 525 00:24:31,901 --> 00:24:34,844 (Preston) DUDE, BACK OFF. THAT'S MY TABLE. 526 00:24:34,844 --> 00:24:37,146 NOT ANYMORE. YOU CAN TAKE THE 4-TOP OF OLD FARTS. 527 00:24:37,146 --> 00:24:39,148 NO WAY. I-- WHAT'S GOING ON? 528 00:24:39,148 --> 00:24:42,612 HE TOOK MY TABLE. SO? TAKE ANOTHER ONE. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 529 00:24:46,956 --> 00:24:50,259 WELL, SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN WAIT ON THAT TABLE 530 00:24:50,259 --> 00:24:53,122 WITHOUT KNOCKING OVER A GLASS WITH MY PANTS, 531 00:24:53,122 --> 00:24:55,164 HOW ABOUT I TAKE IT? 532 00:24:55,164 --> 00:24:58,267 YOU HANDLE THE CASH REGISTER. YOU BUS TABLES. GO ON. 533 00:24:58,267 --> 00:25:00,229 WELL, LOOK AT THIS. 534 00:25:00,229 --> 00:25:02,532 EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. 535 00:25:02,532 --> 00:25:04,033 THINGS ARE RUNNING SMOOTHLY. 536 00:25:04,033 --> 00:25:07,607 DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GONNA SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO." 537 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:12,281 (knocks on door) 538 00:25:12,281 --> 00:25:14,784 HEY. KATHERINE SAID YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME. 539 00:25:14,784 --> 00:25:17,016 YEAH. COME ON IN. (door closes) 540 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,018 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE JUST CALLED. 541 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,721 YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE HER AS AN INTERMEDIARY. 542 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,723 REALLY? I THOUGHT WE WERE USING KATHERINE 543 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,825 FOR ALL SORTS OF THINGS-- SENDING MESSAGES, 544 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:27,827 RAISING OUR KID. 545 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,829 I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 546 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,301 I HAVE TO WORK, AND SHE HAS SOME FREE TIME. 547 00:25:32,301 --> 00:25:35,164 IT'S BETTER FOR EVERYBODY. WELL, IT'S NOT BETTER FOR ME, 548 00:25:35,164 --> 00:25:37,667 ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M NOT EVEN TOLD ABOUT IT. 549 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:40,009 FINE. HERE I AM TELLING YOU. 550 00:25:40,009 --> 00:25:42,041 I HAVE TO WORK FRIDAY, 551 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:45,274 SO KATHERINE WILL BE PICKING M.J. UP FROM SCHOOL. 552 00:25:45,274 --> 00:25:47,246 NO. 553 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:50,179 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"? 554 00:25:50,179 --> 00:25:52,882 LET ME REMIND YOU, I HAVE CUSTODY ON FRIDAYS. 555 00:25:52,882 --> 00:25:54,884 HEY, THANKS. LET ME REMIND YOU 556 00:25:54,884 --> 00:25:56,886 THAT THE REASON I AGREED TO CUSTODY IS 557 00:25:56,886 --> 00:25:59,188 SO OUR SON COULD SPEND TIME WITH HIS FATHER. 558 00:25:59,188 --> 00:26:01,961 YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH KATHERINE? 559 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,262 NO, SHE'S A PEACH, 560 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,965 BUT SHE'S NOT THE ONE THAT DRAGGED ME TO COURT 561 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:08,567 TO HAMMER OUT SOME CUSTODY AGREEMENT. 562 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,640 NOW IF YOU'D LIKE, WE CAN GO BACK, 563 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,642 AND THE JUDGE CAN EXPLAIN TO YOU 564 00:26:12,642 --> 00:26:16,305 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. OKAY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. 565 00:26:16,305 --> 00:26:18,347 MOMMY? 566 00:26:18,347 --> 00:26:20,179 ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING? 567 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,351 NO, SWEETIE. 568 00:26:22,351 --> 00:26:26,686 WE ARE JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU. 569 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:29,358 (chuckles) AREN'T WE? 570 00:26:32,762 --> 00:26:34,764 I'LL SEE YOU FRIDAY, BUDDY. 571 00:26:34,764 --> 00:26:38,297 LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE PICKING YOU UP FROM SCHOOL. 572 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,329 (door opens and closes) 573 00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:53,883 ANDREW MAKES TWICE AS MUCH AS ME? 574 00:26:53,883 --> 00:26:56,145 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 575 00:26:56,145 --> 00:26:57,647 A LITTLE BIRD 576 00:26:57,647 --> 00:27:01,220 OR SHOULD I SAY A LITTLE DOG NAMED MUNCHY? 577 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:04,724 THAT'S WHY YOU WANTED TO KNOW THE NAMES OF MY PETS? 578 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,896 ORSON HODGE, YOU ARE SHAMEFUL. 579 00:27:06,896 --> 00:27:09,198 WHAT'S SHAMEFUL IS HOW MUCH YOU'RE PAYING HIM. 580 00:27:09,198 --> 00:27:12,201 ANDREW HAS BEEN WITH ME SINCE I LAUNCHED THE COMPANY. 581 00:27:12,201 --> 00:27:14,163 HE RUNS EVERY ASPECT OF THE BUSINESS. 582 00:27:14,163 --> 00:27:17,266 HE DESERVES WHAT HE'S MAKING. BUT I AM YOUR HUSBAND, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 583 00:27:17,266 --> 00:27:21,270 YES, ORSON, WE'RE ALL AWARE OF HOW YOU GOT THE JOB. 584 00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:23,272 YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL TRAVESTY IS? 585 00:27:23,272 --> 00:27:26,075 I'M MORE EDUCATED THAN THE LOT OF YOU. 586 00:27:26,075 --> 00:27:29,078 I WENT TO GRAD SCHOOL. I'M A DENTIST. NO, YOU WERE A DENTIST. 587 00:27:29,078 --> 00:27:31,380 NOW YOU'RE A CATERER, AND YOU'RE PAID FAIRLY 588 00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:33,422 BASED ON YOUR EXPERTISE AND CONTRIBUTION. 589 00:27:33,422 --> 00:27:36,355 OH, THIS IS NOT ABOUT MONEY, BREE. IT'S ABOUT VALUE. 590 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:38,357 AND YOU'RE SAYING I'M WORTHLESS. 591 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:41,390 NO, I'M JUST SAYING YOU'RE WORTH... LESS. 592 00:27:41,390 --> 00:27:43,733 I'M SORRY, HONEY. 593 00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:46,035 I'M JUST BEING HONEST. 594 00:27:47,336 --> 00:27:49,238 VERY WELL. 595 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:54,844 OH, SINCE WE'RE BEING HONEST, MUNCHY DIDN'T GO TO ANY FARM. 596 00:27:54,844 --> 00:27:56,846 THAT'S WHAT PARENTS TELL THEIR KIDS 597 00:27:56,846 --> 00:27:59,078 WHEN THEY JUST HAD THEIR PETS GASSED. 598 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,786 HEY. 599 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:10,790 HI. YOU GOT A MINUTE? I HAVE A REALLY BIG FAVOR TO ASK YOU. 600 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,461 UH, SURE. 601 00:28:12,461 --> 00:28:15,825 I NEED A LITTLE DETECTIVE WORK DONE. 602 00:28:15,825 --> 00:28:17,266 IT'S ABOUT BRADLEY. 603 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,771 (sighs) SO... 604 00:28:21,771 --> 00:28:24,303 WHAT'S GOING ON? 605 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,435 I'M GONNA BUY A GOLF CLUB. 606 00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:30,339 A BASEBALL BAT WOULD BE CHEAPER. 607 00:28:30,339 --> 00:28:33,112 MAYBE I SHOULD LET YOU FINISH. 608 00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,244 SEE, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOLF CLUBS, 609 00:28:35,244 --> 00:28:37,316 BUT I KNOW CARLOS DOES, 610 00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:39,318 SO I WAS HOPING YOU GUYS COULD SNOOP AROUND 611 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,251 AND FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF DRIVER BRAD WANTS. 612 00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:44,323 OH, IT'S A GIFT. 613 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,825 SURE, YEAH. 614 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,327 WE'D LOVE TO HELP OUT. (chuckles) 615 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,860 SO WHAT'S THE OCCASION? NO OCCASION. 616 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:53,732 I JUST WANT TO THANK HIM FOR BEING A WONDERFUL HUSBAND. 617 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:58,167 WELL, DON'T SPEND TOO MUCH. (chuckles) 618 00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:00,339 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET HIM A CARD? 619 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:03,342 SO OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR SAID WE SHOULD GET EACH OTHER 620 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,845 LITTLE GIFTS NOW AND THEN TO KEEP THINGS SPONTANEOUS. 621 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:08,277 OH, YOU'RE IN COUNSELING. THAT'S GREAT. 622 00:29:08,277 --> 00:29:11,280 WE WERE, BUT WE STOPPED. WE DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE. 623 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,453 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YEAH. BRAD AND I ARE SOLID. 624 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:17,186 WELL, ICE IS SOLID, TOO, 625 00:29:17,186 --> 00:29:20,359 UNTIL IT CRACKS AND YOU'RE DROWNING IN FREEZING WATER. 626 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,892 I'D STAY IN COUNSELING IF I WERE YOU. 627 00:29:22,892 --> 00:29:25,895 GABY, I'M HOME! CAN YOU COME IN HERE FOR A MINUTE? 628 00:29:25,895 --> 00:29:29,198 (groans) 629 00:29:29,198 --> 00:29:31,500 BRAD GIVES ME A HUGE BONUS AND YOU REPAY HIM 630 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,503 BY TELLING HIS WIFE THAT THEY NEED MARRIAGE COUNSELING? 631 00:29:34,503 --> 00:29:36,806 I'M SORRY. I THINK THEY DO. 632 00:29:36,806 --> 00:29:38,808 THEIR MARRIAGE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 633 00:29:38,808 --> 00:29:41,811 BESIDES, I THINK THEY'RE A VERY HAPPY COUPLE. WHO? HIM AND MARIA 634 00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:46,555 OR HIM AND THE BLONDE I SAW HIM KISSING YESTERDAY? WHAT? NO WAY! 635 00:29:46,555 --> 00:29:48,888 YEAH. AND BRAD SAW ME. 636 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:51,120 WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR BONUS JUMPED 637 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,093 FROM A STUFFED CHICKEN BREAST TO 30 GRAND IN A DAY? 638 00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:57,366 (laughs) 639 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:03,933 OH, MY GOD. 640 00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:05,804 THIS IS ILLEGAL. 641 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,938 I'M GETTING A BONUS NO ONE ELSE IS GETTING BASED ON BLACKMAIL. 642 00:30:08,938 --> 00:30:10,209 YOU'RE WELCOME. 643 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:13,542 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 644 00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:16,345 WELL, THANK GOD YOU CAME TO YOUR SENSES. 645 00:30:16,345 --> 00:30:18,517 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET IN THERE AND TELL HER. 646 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:21,891 NO, WE CAN'T TELL HER. WE'D HAVE TO GIVE THE MONEY BACK. 647 00:30:21,891 --> 00:30:24,994 DON'T WE HAVE A MORAL RESPONSIBILITY TO TELL HER? 648 00:30:24,994 --> 00:30:26,295 IT'S LIKE YOU SAID-- 649 00:30:26,295 --> 00:30:28,427 THEIR MARRIAGE IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS. 650 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,299 HE'S THE ONE WHO'S CHEATING. 651 00:30:30,299 --> 00:30:33,963 IF WE SAY ANYTHING, IT'LL JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE. 652 00:30:33,963 --> 00:30:35,965 WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS HERE, CARLOS. 653 00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:38,908 REALLY? 'CAUSE IT SURE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT. 654 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:48,347 (Katherine) IT'S OPEN. 655 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:51,350 SUSAN, YOU GOT OUR MESSAGE. 656 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,352 YES, AND IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, 657 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,354 'CAUSE THE LAST TIME I TALKED TO MIKE, 658 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,287 HE PROMISED ME HE WAS PICKING UP M.J. FROM SCHOOL. 659 00:30:58,287 --> 00:31:00,359 OH, MRS. NELSON HAD ANOTHER PLUMBING EMERGENCY. 660 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,332 APPARENTLY THIS NEW OAT BRAN DIET SHE'S ON-- 661 00:31:03,332 --> 00:31:06,295 I DON'T NEED THE DETAILS. I HAD A LONG DAY. 662 00:31:06,295 --> 00:31:08,297 I JUST WANT TO PICK UP MY KID. 663 00:31:08,297 --> 00:31:12,301 MOMMY, WE HAD PANINIS FOR DINNER. YOU WANT ONE? 664 00:31:12,301 --> 00:31:15,004 NO, THANK YOU. LET'S GO. 665 00:31:15,004 --> 00:31:17,306 BUT WE WERE GONNA MAKE BROWNIES FOR DESSERT. 666 00:31:17,306 --> 00:31:19,308 BUT WE CAN MAKE BROWNIES AT HOME. 667 00:31:19,308 --> 00:31:23,913 THE BOX KIND? KATHERINE SAYS THOSE AREN'T REAL BROWNIES. 668 00:31:23,913 --> 00:31:28,617 EXCEPT WHEN YOUR MOMMY MAKES THEM WITH LOVE. 669 00:31:28,617 --> 00:31:30,359 (chuckles) 670 00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:32,461 GOOD SAVE. 671 00:31:32,461 --> 00:31:34,093 LET'S GO. 672 00:31:36,425 --> 00:31:37,896 SUSAN? 673 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,229 LOOK, 674 00:31:40,229 --> 00:31:43,232 I KNOW YOU WERE SURPRISED TO FIND M.J. HERE AGAIN TODAY, 675 00:31:43,232 --> 00:31:45,904 BUT I REALLY WAS TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR. 676 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,906 WELL, I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO ME ANY FAVORS. 677 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,140 WHAT I NEED IS FOR EVERYONE TO JUST STICK TO THE PLAN. 678 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:53,142 MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY-- MIKE WATCHES HIS SON. 679 00:31:53,142 --> 00:31:56,215 HE DOESN'T PAWN HIM OFF ON HIS GIRLFRIEND. 680 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:57,616 (scoffs) 681 00:31:57,616 --> 00:32:02,051 I HAD A REALLY FUN TIME. 682 00:32:04,393 --> 00:32:08,157 (indistinct conversations, laughter) 683 00:32:15,364 --> 00:32:18,237 (indistinct conversations) 684 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:19,538 (laughter) 685 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:23,272 BIG GROUP COMING IN. IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY SATURDAY NIGHT. 686 00:32:23,272 --> 00:32:25,014 FINALLY. 687 00:32:25,014 --> 00:32:27,376 (indistinct conversations) 688 00:32:27,376 --> 00:32:29,318 OH, GREAT. THEY'RE KIDS. 689 00:32:29,318 --> 00:32:32,321 1 PLATE OF SPAGHETTI AND 15 BASKETS OF FREE BREAD. STOP BEING SUCH A DOWNER. 690 00:32:32,321 --> 00:32:34,383 WE'RE FINALLY MAKING A GO OF THIS PLACE. 691 00:32:34,383 --> 00:32:37,286 ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS COMPLAIN. (scoffs) 692 00:32:37,286 --> 00:32:40,559 WE'RE TAKING A BREAK. N-NOT NOW. WE JUST GOT A BIG PARTY. 693 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:43,362 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. WE'RE OUTTA HERE. 694 00:32:46,335 --> 00:32:49,468 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 695 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:52,741 THOSE KIDS GO OUR SCHOOL. AND YOU KNOW WHO THAT BIG GUY IS? 696 00:32:52,741 --> 00:32:55,744 KEVIN McDERMOTT. THE GUY CALLED ME "JESUS" FOR A YEAR 697 00:32:55,744 --> 00:32:57,376 'CAUSE I WORE SANDALS ONE DAY. 698 00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:01,080 IF HE SEES ME WEARING THIS, I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT. 699 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,482 FINE. DON'T WEAR THAT APRON. THAT'S... NO, I'M NOT WAITING 700 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,515 ON A KID WHO'S GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME ON MONDAY MORNING. 701 00:33:06,515 --> 00:33:09,018 IT'S HUMILIATING ENOUGH HAVING TO WORK HERE. HUMILIATING? 702 00:33:09,018 --> 00:33:11,520 GUYS, EASY. NO, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE NOT HUMILIATED 703 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,522 WHEN YOU USE THE MONEY THAT WE MAKE HERE 704 00:33:13,522 --> 00:33:16,525 TO BUY YOUR CLOTHES. TOM, IT'S FINE. I'LL TAKE THE TABLE. 705 00:33:16,525 --> 00:33:18,627 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOUR MOTHER CAN'T WAIT 706 00:33:18,627 --> 00:33:21,630 ON THIS WHOLE RESTAURANT BY HERSELF. WELL, THEN YOU DO IT. 707 00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:24,203 PORTER, I'M YOUR FATHER AND YOUR BOSS, 708 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:28,437 AND I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW TO GO TAKE THAT TABLE. 709 00:33:28,437 --> 00:33:31,480 OR WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA FIRE ME? GO FOR IT. 710 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,011 (Lynette gasps) 711 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,145 YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? THIS IS MY LIFE! 712 00:33:36,145 --> 00:33:38,787 TOM! YOU WORRY ABOUT BEING EMBARRASSED? 713 00:33:38,787 --> 00:33:42,251 I HAVE PUT EVERYTHING I HAVE INTO THIS RESTAURANT! ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH! 714 00:33:42,251 --> 00:33:46,425 LET GO OF HIM! LET GO OF HIM! LET GO OF HIM! 715 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,397 GUYS? 716 00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:54,533 I JUST SAT A 12-TOP. WHO'S TAKING IT? 717 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:58,337 (sighs) 718 00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:00,209 I WILL. 719 00:34:16,425 --> 00:34:19,428 (siren wailing in distance) 720 00:34:30,139 --> 00:34:32,571 I STARTED GETTING OUR ACCOUNTS IN ORDER. 721 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,643 IF WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS PLACE, 722 00:34:34,643 --> 00:34:37,476 WE SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH. 723 00:35:05,574 --> 00:35:09,638 I THINK THIS CAN ALL WAIT UNTIL MORNING. 724 00:35:09,638 --> 00:35:11,510 DON'T YOU? 725 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:39,438 HEY. I JUST BOOKED US INTO THE BRUNSWICK INN 726 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,440 FOR THIS WEEKEND. 727 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,471 GREAT. 728 00:35:42,471 --> 00:35:44,643 (singsongy) PREPARE TO BE PAMPERED! 729 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,445 OH, SHOOT. 730 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,447 THIS WEEKEND ISN'T GONNA WORK. 731 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,749 MIKE REALLY WANTS US TO DO THAT CAMPING TRIP 732 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,751 THAT WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. 733 00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:55,554 (scoffs) CAMPING? HAVE YOU MET ME? 734 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:57,556 I FIGURED YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT. 735 00:35:57,556 --> 00:35:59,558 I JUST CAN'T BLOW HIM OFF. 736 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:02,491 THIS IS THE ONLY WEEKEND THAT WORKS FOR HIM. 737 00:36:02,491 --> 00:36:04,493 THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 738 00:36:04,493 --> 00:36:07,896 HAVE FUN WIPING WITH LEAVES. OH, EDIE? 739 00:36:07,896 --> 00:36:11,470 PLEASE DON'T TELL KATHERINE THAT YOU'RE NOT COMING. 740 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,442 ALL RIGHT? MIKE REALLY WANTS HER THERE, 741 00:36:13,442 --> 00:36:16,575 AND IF SHE HEARS THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING, SHE WON'T EITHER. 742 00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,747 WILL YOU TAKE ME 743 00:36:18,747 --> 00:36:20,749 TO THE BRUNSWICK INN NEXT WEEKEND? 744 00:36:20,749 --> 00:36:22,911 YES. 745 00:36:22,911 --> 00:36:26,655 THEN I WON'T SAY A WORD TO KATHERINE. 746 00:36:38,267 --> 00:36:40,599 (beep) 747 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:44,603 (beep) 748 00:36:48,737 --> 00:36:51,540 HEY. WHEN DID YOU TWO GET HERE? 749 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,211 JUST A MINUTE AGO. 750 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,213 THEY SAID THEY HAVE SOMETHING PERSONAL 751 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,215 THEY WANT TO TALK TO US ABOUT. 752 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,618 OH, REALLY? WHAT IS IT? 753 00:37:01,450 --> 00:37:03,252 WE'RE PREGNANT. 754 00:37:03,252 --> 00:37:04,593 (Maria laughs) 755 00:37:04,593 --> 00:37:06,255 OH, WOW. 756 00:37:06,255 --> 00:37:08,397 (flatly) YAY! 757 00:37:08,397 --> 00:37:10,559 I KNOW. WE ARE SO HAPPY. 758 00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:12,461 BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. 759 00:37:15,264 --> 00:37:17,466 SEE, EVEN THOUGH 760 00:37:17,466 --> 00:37:19,968 WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A SHORT TIME, 761 00:37:19,968 --> 00:37:21,970 YOUR FRIENDSHIP HAS MEANT A LOT TO US, 762 00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:23,972 WHICH IS WHY MARIA FEELS STRONGLY 763 00:37:23,972 --> 00:37:28,246 THAT YOU SHOULD BE THE BABY'S GODPARENTS. 764 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:31,280 DO YOU HEAR THAT, CARLOS? 765 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,482 GODPARENTS. 766 00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:35,554 YAY! 767 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:37,826 YOU ARE SUCH GOOD PEOPLE, SO KINDHEARTED AND DECENT, 768 00:37:37,826 --> 00:37:39,828 AND THAT IS THE KIND OF INFLUENCE 769 00:37:39,828 --> 00:37:43,632 THAT WE WANT IN OUR BABY'S LIFE. 770 00:37:43,632 --> 00:37:45,834 HOW COULD WE SAY NO? (chuckles nervously) 771 00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:47,466 (laughs) 772 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:49,267 OH! 773 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,640 OH! 774 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,503 OH. I SEE YOU GOT YOUR BRACELET AFTER ALL. 775 00:37:54,503 --> 00:37:55,904 OH, YEAH. 776 00:37:55,904 --> 00:38:00,409 UH, BUT I'M NOT ENJOYING IT AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT I WOULD. 777 00:38:10,058 --> 00:38:12,961 OKAY, LUNCH AND A MOVIE. YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BOY. 778 00:38:12,961 --> 00:38:14,923 I'M GONNA TAKE A QUICK SHOWER. 779 00:38:14,923 --> 00:38:18,627 TRY NOT TO GET ANY CRUMBS ON THE COUCH. 780 00:38:18,627 --> 00:38:19,928 WHAT'S WRONG? 781 00:38:19,928 --> 00:38:21,970 IT'S PEANUT BUTTER, NO CRUSTS-- 782 00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:23,902 YOUR FAVORITE. 783 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,804 I WANT A PANINI. 784 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,378 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE PANINIS. 785 00:38:29,378 --> 00:38:31,380 IT'S JUST TURKEY AND CHEESE. 786 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,442 DO WE HAVE ANY PROVOLONE? 787 00:38:33,442 --> 00:38:37,916 NO, WE DO NOT HAVE ANY PROVOLONE. 788 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,489 CAN WE BORROW SOME FROM KATHERINE? 789 00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:42,951 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 790 00:38:42,951 --> 00:38:45,724 IN THIS HOUSE, WE DO NOT EAT PRETENTIOUS CHEESES. 791 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,926 WE EAT HONEST AMERICAN PEANUT BUTTER. 792 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:50,359 NOW WATCH YOUR MOVIE, 793 00:38:50,359 --> 00:38:52,831 AND I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 794 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,471 WILL YOU MAKE ME A PANINI? 795 00:39:02,471 --> 00:39:05,514 UH, WELL, SURE, SWEETIE. 796 00:39:05,514 --> 00:39:07,616 DOES YOUR MOMMY KNOW YOU'RE HERE? 797 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:12,521 HEY, SWEETIE. HOW WAS YOUR SANDWICH? 798 00:39:14,423 --> 00:39:15,684 M.J.? 799 00:39:15,684 --> 00:39:19,528 M.J., HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU? 800 00:39:19,528 --> 00:39:23,832 M.J., WHERE ARE YOU?! 801 00:39:23,832 --> 00:39:27,466 M.J.! 802 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,039 M.J.! 803 00:39:42,911 --> 00:39:45,614 WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? 804 00:39:45,614 --> 00:39:47,756 HE WANTED A PANINI, SAID YOU KNEW. 805 00:39:47,756 --> 00:39:50,619 M.J., GO WAIT OUTSIDE ON THE PORCH. 806 00:39:50,619 --> 00:39:52,621 I NEED TO TALK TO KATHERINE. 807 00:39:56,525 --> 00:39:58,497 YOU CAN TAKE THE SANDWICH. 808 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:04,633 LOOK, HE SHOWED UP ON MY DOORSTEP. 809 00:40:04,633 --> 00:40:05,934 HE SEEMED HUNGRY. 810 00:40:05,934 --> 00:40:08,477 YOU THINK I DON'T FEED MY KID? 811 00:40:08,477 --> 00:40:11,710 OKAY, WELL, MAYBE HE JUST WANTED TO COME SEE ME. 812 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:14,613 YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU MAKE IT LIKE DISNEYLAND OVER HERE, 813 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:16,715 WITH YOUR PANINIS AND YOUR BLACKJACK. 814 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:19,488 YOU'RE TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN 815 00:40:19,488 --> 00:40:23,452 TO MAKE HIM THINK THAT YOU'RE THE OTHER MOMMY. WHAT? 816 00:40:23,452 --> 00:40:25,754 YOU'RE TRYING TO GET YOUR HOOKS DEEPER INTO MIKE 817 00:40:25,754 --> 00:40:28,757 BY SHOWING HIM HOW MUCH HIS SON LOVES YOU. SUSAN, I AM BEING NICE 818 00:40:28,757 --> 00:40:31,129 TO THE CHILD OF THE MAN I'M DATING. 819 00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:34,833 HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME EVIL? NO, NOT EVIL. DEVIOUS. 820 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,536 (scoffs) WELL, YOU KNOW, I HATE TO TELL YOU, 821 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:39,538 BUT YOUR BIG PLAN IS NOT GONNA WORK, 822 00:40:39,538 --> 00:40:43,071 'CAUSE FROM NOW ON, M.J. IS EITHER AT MY HOUSE OR MIKE'S. 823 00:40:43,071 --> 00:40:46,575 HE IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO BE HERE. YEAH, UH, THAT'S GONNA BE TRICKY. 824 00:40:46,575 --> 00:40:49,878 WELL, THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 825 00:40:49,878 --> 00:40:53,181 NO, IT'S GONNA BE TRICKY BECAUSE MIKE'S MOVING IN HERE. 826 00:40:53,181 --> 00:40:55,584 WHAT? 827 00:40:55,584 --> 00:40:57,085 FIRST OF THE MONTH, 828 00:40:57,085 --> 00:41:00,088 HE'S GIVING UP HIS PLACE AND MOVING IN WITH ME. 829 00:41:00,088 --> 00:41:04,663 SO M.J. IS GOING TO BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME HERE, 830 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,865 WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 831 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,672 (indistinct conversations) 832 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,674 ORSON, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 833 00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:17,676 I WAS DOING A RECOUNT OF THE GOBLETS 834 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,678 FOR THE HOPKINS WEDDING RECEPTION, 835 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,680 AND WE'RE SHORT BY ABOUT 30... OH. 836 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,482 SO I HAVE TO RUN OVER TO THE SUPPLIER 837 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,786 AND PICK UP THE REST. COULD YOU HOLD DOWN THE FORT FOR ME? SURE. NO PROBLEM. 838 00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:30,789 THANKS. HEY, YOU KNOW, ANDREW? IT NEVER WOULD HAVE OCCURRED TO ME 839 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:32,791 TO DO A RECOUNT OF THE GOBLETS. 840 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:34,492 BREE'S LUCKY TO HAVE 841 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,596 SOMEONE AS CONSCIENTIOUS AS YOU WORKING HERE. 842 00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:39,598 WOW. (chuckles) THANK YOU, ORSON. 843 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:43,101 THAT-- THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 844 00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:45,103 (door opens and closes) 845 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,294 IT BEGINS JUST AFTER SUNRISE. 846 00:42:06,294 --> 00:42:08,697 AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, 847 00:42:08,697 --> 00:42:12,761 PEOPLE LEAVE THEIR HOMES TO GO TO WORK. 848 00:42:12,761 --> 00:42:15,163 THEY DO THIS SO THEY CAN PROVIDE 849 00:42:15,163 --> 00:42:19,107 A BETTER LIFE FOR THEIR FAMILIES... 850 00:42:19,107 --> 00:42:24,042 AFFORD TO BUY NICE THINGS... 851 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:28,076 AND HAVE A REASON TO GET UP IN THE MORNING. 852 00:42:29,718 --> 00:42:31,580 (keys jingle) 853 00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:34,552 AND WHEN THEIR EXHAUSTING WORK IS DONE, 854 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,025 PEOPLE COME BACK HOME AGAIN... 855 00:42:39,588 --> 00:42:42,591 AND SOME BEGIN COUNTING THE DAYS... 856 00:42:42,591 --> 00:42:43,592 (opens zipper) 857 00:42:43,592 --> 00:42:48,667 TILL THEIR NEXT VACATION. 63605

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