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PREVIOUSLY ON...
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PORTER SCAVO,
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
WHAT?!
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PORTER HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THAT FIRE.
APPARENTLY THERE IS A WITNESS
THAT SAYS OTHERWISE.
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A WITNESS? WHAT ARE
THEY TALKING ABOUT?
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PORTER WAS ACCUSED
BUT NOT CONVICTED.
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KATHERINE'S LOVE AFFAIR...
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I GOT THE FLOWERS.
BECAME SERIOUS.
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MOMMY NEEDS TO LOSE
A FEW POUNDS.
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YOU WANNA HELP MOMMY
BE BEAUTIFUL AGAIN?
NO.
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AS DID GABY'S RESOLVE.
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HERE'S MY COOKBOOK.
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AND BREE'S SUCCESS
CAME AT A PRICE.
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YOU CAN BE A LITTLE TOUGH
SOMETIMES.
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IT'S ONLY TO BE EXPECTED.
I DON'T THINK I DO THAT.
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I KNOW YOU DON'T.
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(Mary Alice)
PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY
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IN THE SUBURBS...
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MOSTLY
BECAUSE THEY DON'T NEED TO.
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THE ONES WHO HAVE IT
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LET YOU KNOW
WITH THEIR BRAND-NEW CLOTHES...
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THEIR EXPENSIVE APPLIANCES...
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THOSE ARE GOOD.
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AND THEIR MANICURED LAWNS.
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THE ONES WHO DON'T HAVE IT
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LET YOU KNOW WITH BARBECUES
THAT NEED REPLACING...
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WALLS THAT NEED PAINTING...
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AND CLASSIC CARS...
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THAT NEED TO BE SOLD.
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HEY YOU GO, WALTER.
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
THIS IS SO AWESOME!
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WHERE'S TOM?
I WANNA THANK HIM
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FOR MAKING THIS
THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
HE'S INSIDE,
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BUT BETWEEN SOBS,
HE WISHED YOU HAPPY DRIVING.
(pats back)
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(starts engine)
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(chuckles)
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WHERE IS THAT MAN GOING
WITH TOM'S CAR?
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OH, THAT MAN IS WALTER BROTSKI,
AND HE JUST BOUGHT IT.
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TOM LOVES THAT CAR.
WHY WOULD YOU SELL IT?
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SADLY, WE CAN NO LONGER
AFFORD TOM'S MIDLIFE CRISIS.
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(laughs)
(chuckles)
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OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.
WE'RE...
(sighs)
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SORT OF BROKE.
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OH.
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LYNETTE.
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BETWEEN PORTER'S LEGAL FEES
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AND THAT GHOST TOWN
THAT WE CALL A RESTAURANT...
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I THOUGHT SCAVO'S
WAS DOING WELL.
WHEN TIMES GET TOUGH,
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PEOPLE DO WITHOUT THINGS
LIKE PIZZA AND SPORTS CARS.
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I AM SO SORRY.
I HAD NO IDEA.
IT'S OKAY.
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JUST KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT.
IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING.
YOU SHOULD NOT BE EMBARRASSED.
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THIS IS A HORRIBLE ECONOMY.
WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME BOAT.
MM.
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(horn honks)
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(laughs) HELLO, LADIES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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YOU BOUGHT A NEW CAR?
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MY BOOK JUST MADE
THE "TIMES'" BEST SELLER LIST.
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NOW THEY'RE TALKING 3-BOOK DEAL,
SO I GOT THE URGE TO SPLURGE.
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OH!
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AND LOOK WHAT JUST BLEW ON
MY WINDSHIELD AT THE STOP SIGN!
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AH!
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LIFE IS GOOD.
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YES, PEOPLE DON'T TALK
ABOUT MONEY IN THE SUBURBS
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BECAUSE WHEN THEY DO,
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OTHER PEOPLE GET ANGRY.
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(birds chirping)
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WHENEVER SOMEONE
ON WISTERIA LANE
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BUYS A NEW CAR,
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A SIMPLE RITUAL IS PERFORMED.
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SO HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY NEW CAR?
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IT'S GORGEOUS!
I AM SO JEALOUS.
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I WISH I HAD ONE.
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BUT ON THIS DAY,
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ONE OF THE OWNER'S FRIENDS
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REFUSED TO PARTICIPATE
IN THE RITUAL.
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AND EVEN MORE SURPRISINGLY,
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THE OWNER
OF THE CAR IN QUESTION
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DIDN'T SEEM TO NOTICE.
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LOOK, THERE'S EVEN
A REFRIGERATOR.
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THE LEXUS DEALER SAID
THERE'S JUST ENOUGH ROOM
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FOR A SPLIT OF CHAMPAGNE
AND TWO CHILLED GLASSES.
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OOH.
AHH.
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(Edie) MMM!
(shuts car door)
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AND THE BEST THING IS,
IT'S A HYBRID
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SO YOU CAN BARELY HEAR IT.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
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ACTUALLY,
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
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BUT CONGRATULATIONS, BREE.
IT'S A BEAUTY.
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WAS IT JUST ME,
OR WAS THAT A LITTLE ABRUPT?
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EH, DON'T TAKE IT
PERSONALLY.
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I THINK SHE'S GOT
OTHER THINGS ON HER MIND.
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OH, DEAR. IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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WELL...
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APPARENTLY, SHE AND TOM
ARE HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS.
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THEY JUST HAD TO SELL
TOM'S CAR.
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AND YOU KNOW, I SAW HER
AT THE RECYCLING CENTER.
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SHE WAS TURNING
HER CANS IN FOR MONEY.
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OHH.
(gasps) YIKES.
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THAT'S, LIKE,
A HALF A STEP AWAY
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FROM SELLING YOUR EGGS
ON THE INTERNET.
OH.
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AND HERE I AM, RUBBING
MY FABULOUS NEW CAR IN HER FACE.
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I FEEL AWFUL.
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OH, DON'T.
HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN?
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THANK GOD I DIDN'T SHOW HER
HOW THE CAR PARKS ITSELF.
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(sighs)
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BUT YOU'RE GONNA
SHOW US, RIGHT?
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WELL, IT IS PRETTY AMAZING!
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WELL, IT'S NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MRS. MAYER.
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THANK YOU FOR AGREEING
TO SEE US, MR. HOBSON.
(kicking continues)
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RUNNING A SCHOOL LIKE OAKRIDGE
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MUSTN'T LEAVE YOU WITH MUCH...
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FREE TIME.
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HAPPY TO OBLIGE.
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SO I HEARD
THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
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THAT THERE MIGHT BE
AN OPENING FOR ANOTHER STUDENT?
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I ASSUME YOU'RE REFERRING TO
THE HENDERSON BOY'S EXPULSION?
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YEAH.
HE BIT HIS TEACHER, HUH?
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THEY HAD THAT PROBLEM
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WITH THEIR OLDER BOY,
TOBY.
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IT'S A FAMILY OF BITERS.
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WELL, THE WHOLE SITUATION
WAS INCREDIBLY UNFORTUNATE.
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BUT...
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MM.
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WE CAN'T TOLERATE
THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR.
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WELL, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT WITH M.J.
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(chuckles)
HE'S SO WELL-BEHAVED.
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LOOK, I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU WANT YOUR SON AT OAKRIDGE.
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YOU'VE CALLED US EVERY WEEK
FOR THE PAST FIVE MONTHS.
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I'VE BEEN TOO PUSHY. OH,
PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON M.J.
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HE IS SUCH A BRIGHT KID.
SAY SOMETHING IN SPANISH.
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I'M BORED.
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BE BORED IN SPANISH.
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MRS. MAYER, YOU CAN RELAX.
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WE WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE M.J. JOIN US HERE.
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SERIOUSLY?
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YES.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, HIS NAME
WAS FIRST ON OUR WAITING LIST.
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FANTASTIC!
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OH!
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HERE'S A SCHEDULE FOR YOU.
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HERE ARE SOME INSURANCE FORMS
YOU NEED TO FILL OUT.
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AND HERE'S THE TUITION.
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AS YOU CAN SEE,
IT'S GONE UP A TAD.
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OH.
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YEAH. THAT'S QUITE A TAD.
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BUT WE'RE STARTING
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YEAR,
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SO WE'D ONLY PAY HALF,
RIGHT?
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YES. WE'VE ALREADY PRORATED IT.
THAT IS HALF.
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FANTASTIC.
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(shaking continues)
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HEY, I JUST THOUGHT OF A WAY
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FOR US TO CELEBRATE
OUR ANNIVERSARY NEXT WEEK.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT DINNER AT THE PALM?
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THE PALM?
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AS IN,
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"THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW THE PRICES
ON THE MENU" THE PALM?
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HONEY, WE'RE STILL PAYING OFF
CREDIT CARD DEBT.
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NOT ANYMORE. THE DEAL CLOSED.
I GOT THE BONUS.
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(gasps) OH, MY GOD!
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(laughs)
THAT'S GREAT!
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(gasps) OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME THIS
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WHEN YOU WERE BEGGING
FOR SEX THIS MORNING?
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YOU WOULD'VE CLOSED
THAT DEAL, TOO.
(laugh) OH!
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OH. WE'RE RICH AGAIN!
HALLELUJAH!
WELL, WE ARE NOT
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"LIGHTING CIGARS
WITH $5 BILLS" RICH,
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BUT WE ARE HEADED
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
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OH! HONEY, WE'RE GONNA
BE US AGAIN--
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THE OLD CARLOS AND GABY.
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(chuckles)
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA WEAR MY DRESS
FROM THE NIGHT YOU PROPOSED.
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(scoffs)
YOU STILL FIT IN THAT?
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(singsongy) WE'RE RICH AGAIN!
HALLELUJAH!
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HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED
ME WORKING MY BUTT OFF?
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I'M ALMOST BACK TO THE WEIGHT
I WAS WHEN WE GOT MARRIED!
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(sighs)
ALL I MEANT WAS...
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR
AN OLD DRESS.
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I WILL BUY YOU A NEW ONE.
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NO, NO. THIS'LL BE WAY MORE
ROMANTIC. (chuckles)
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I'M ONE GOOD COLONIC AWAY
FROM BEING THE OLD ME!
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I'LL CALL THE RESTAURANT.
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THEY CAN WRITE THAT ON THE CAKE.
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SORRY. I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU LOVED THAT CAR.
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THIS IS ALL I HAVE
TO REMEMBER HER BY.
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I CALLED HER "FOXY."
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
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NO.
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(Dave) TOM.
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I JUST HEARD.
YOU SOLD THE CAR?
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YEAH. (sighs)
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WELL, WE NEEDED THE MONEY.
THE RESTAURANT IS DYING.
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APPARENTLY, PEOPLE DON'T WANNA
BUY THEIR PIZZA
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FROM PARENTS
OF AN ALLEGED ARSONIST.
YEAH,
BUT PORTER DIDN'T DO IT.
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WELL, MAYBE PEOPLE STILL
THINK THAT HE'S GUILTY,
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OR MAYBE IT'S THE ECONOMY.
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OR MAYBE IT'S BOTH.
I DON'T KNOW.
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ALL I KNOW IS,
I AM DRIVING A "DAD CAR"
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WHILE SOME OTHER GUY
IS OUT ROLLING WITH FOXY.
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OH, BUDDY. I'M SO SORRY.
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I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
I COULD DO.
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WE SHOULD GET GOING.
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BUT IF WE CAN HELP IN ANY WAY,
UM, LET US KNOW.
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OKAY?
THANKS.
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OKAY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED
BACK THERE?
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NOTHING.
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(laughs) OH, YEAH.
LIKE THAT'S GONNA WORK.
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WHY CAN'T YOU EVER REMEMBER
WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?
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BOB? BOB? BOB? BOB--
I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL DAY.
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BOB? B--
FINE.
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THE DAY THE CASE AGAINST PORTER
WAS DISMISSED,
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I WAS GOING OVER THE DISCOVERY
MATERIALS THAT THE D.A. SENT ME.
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OKAY? SO?
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THE WITNESS WHO PUT PORTER
IN THE STORAGE ROOM AT THE CLUB,
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THE ONLY ONE LINKING HIM
DIRECTLY TO THE ARSON--
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TOM'S HELPFUL BUDDY THERE--
DAVE WILLIAMS.
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WHAT?
YEAH.
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PORTER WASN'T EVEN
IN THE BUILDING.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS DAVE DOING?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE HAVE
TO TELL TOM AND LYNETTE.
NO, THAT'LL JUST GET UGLY.
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I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
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LEE, THE CHARGES
HAVE BEEN DROPPED.
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IT'S NO LONGER OUR BUSINESS.
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BESIDES, THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT DAVE GUY
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THAT SCARES ME.
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(both speaking inaudibly)
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(grunts) OH!
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OH, I DON'T GET IT!
222
00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:34,965
I'M ONLY A FEW POUNDS AWAY
FROM MY RUNWAY WEIGHT.
223
00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:37,968
YOU WANT ME TO LET IT OUT?
(sighs)
THAT WOULD BE CHEATING.
224
00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:39,970
I'M GONNA TRY
TO GO PEE AGAIN.
225
00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:43,013
IT'S OKAY.
YOU'VE HAD TWO CHILDREN.
226
00:10:43,013 --> 00:10:45,846
THE WEIGHT REDISTRIBUTES.
GIVE IN TO IT! I DID.
227
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,848
JEAN, YOU DIDN'T JUST
GIVE IN TO IT.
228
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,020
YOU SLAPPED A PIECE OF CHEESE
ON IT.
229
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,322
YEAH, I SAID IT.
NOW JUST FIX THE HEM.
230
00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:55,325
AND THIS TIME, TRY NOT
TO LEAVE THE EDGES FRAYED.
231
00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:58,188
(sighs)
232
00:10:58,188 --> 00:11:00,030
OOH! OOH!
233
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,894
HEY, EDIE! WAIT UP!
234
00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:09,239
NOW DON'T FORGET,
THE CLASP IS BROKEN.
235
00:11:09,239 --> 00:11:11,071
OH, I'LL REPLACE IT.
236
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,073
IT MAY NOT MATCH EXACTLY.
237
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,405
BUT, UM, YOUR HAIR
WILL COVER IT.
238
00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:18,749
JEAN, CARLOS IS TAKING ME TO
THE PALM, NOT OUT FOR HOAGIES.
239
00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:20,280
MAKE IT PERFECT.
240
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,013
HUH. I SEE JEAN IS BACK.
241
00:11:23,013 --> 00:11:25,185
AH, YEAH. TIMES ARE GOOD.
242
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,817
NOT FOR HER.
243
00:11:26,817 --> 00:11:28,719
HER, MRS. McCLUSKEY
SAID SOMETHING
244
00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:30,721
ABOUT YOU LOSING 5 POUNDS
IN ONE DAY.
245
00:11:30,721 --> 00:11:32,222
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
246
00:11:32,222 --> 00:11:34,995
I GOT DRUNK ON BOURBON
AND THREW UP ALL OVER HER LAWN.
247
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,768
NO, NOT THAT STORY.
SOMETHING ABOUT A BOOT CAMP.
248
00:11:37,768 --> 00:11:39,429
OH, YEAH. JUST STARTED.
249
00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:41,902
VERY MILITARY, VERY INTENSE.
250
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,234
THAT'S PERFECT. I'M TRYING
TO FIT IN AN OLD DRESS.
251
00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:48,708
I NEED INTENSE.
FORGET IT. YOU CAN'T GET IN
WITHOUT A RECOMMENDATION,
252
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,211
AND I'M NOT
RECOMMENDING YOU.
WHY NOT?
253
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,184
BECAUSE YOU'D EMBARRASS ME.
THIS IS REAL EXERCISE.
254
00:11:54,184 --> 00:11:57,447
IT'S NOT THE LOTUS POSITION
FOLLOWED BY A MOCHA LATTE.
255
00:11:57,447 --> 00:12:02,052
OH, YOU'RE JUST AFRAID
I'M GONNA LOOK BETTER THAN YOU!
256
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,496
6:00 A.M., THE PARK.
PREPARE TO DIE.
257
00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:11,401
JEEZ. THIS IS THE TUITION?
258
00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:14,104
WE'RE GONNA BLOW
HIS COLLEGE FUND ON FIRST GRADE.
259
00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:17,507
I KNOW, I KNOW. WE MAY HAVE
TO GIVE UP A FEW LUXURIES.
260
00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:19,840
YEAH, LIKE FOOD AND HEAT.
261
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,412
OKAY, YOU KNOW THE PROBLEMS
THEY'RE HAVING AT HIS SCHOOL.
262
00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:24,414
AND NOW WITH ALL
THE BUDGET CUTBACKS...
263
00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:26,416
I MEAN, THIS PLACE
IS FABULOUS.
264
00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:29,149
YEAH, I'M NOT SAYING IT'S NOT.
I'D KILL TO SEND HIM THERE.
265
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,282
BUT I JUST CAN'T SWING IT.
WELL, WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
266
00:12:32,282 --> 00:12:33,984
MY EDITOR JUST QUIT,
267
00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:37,828
AND MY BOOKS ARE NOT EXACTLY
FLYING OFF THE SHELVES.
268
00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:40,490
COULD YOU PICK UP
SOME EXTRA SHIFTS?
OH, YEAH, I WILL...
269
00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:44,194
(papers hit table)
AS SOON AS THEY CREATE
A 30-HOUR DAY.
270
00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:48,198
I'M WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK.
WHAT ABOUT THAT BIG JOB YOU JUST
DID FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS?
271
00:12:48,198 --> 00:12:50,500
WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH THAT MONEY?
272
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,103
SUSAN,
WE'RE NOT MARRIED ANYMORE.
273
00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:56,106
AND WHAT I DO WITH MY MONEY
IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
274
00:12:56,106 --> 00:12:58,778
YEAH, WELL, IF WE WERE
STILL MARRIED, YOU'D...
275
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,150
(door opens and closes)
276
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:04,014
PROBABLY WOULD'VE WAITED
UNTIL I FINISHED MY SENTENCE.
277
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,217
WHAT'S THIS?
278
00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:08,488
A CHECK.
279
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,892
I UNDERSTAND YOU AND TOM ARE
GOING THROUGH SOME ROUGH TIMES.
280
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,794
NO. OH!
281
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,097
THANK YOU,
BUT I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.
282
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:23,573
HOWEVER, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
HOW MUCH I'M NOT ACCEPTING.
283
00:13:23,573 --> 00:13:26,276
$20,000?!
284
00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:29,980
HOW MANY COOKBOOKS
ARE YOU SELLING, WOMAN?
WE JUST WENT TO
A SECOND PRINTING,
285
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,542
AND NOW THEY'RE TALKING
A 3-BOOK DEAL.
(gasps)
286
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,514
SO SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT
GONNA MISS THAT MONEY.
287
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,046
WOW!
288
00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:37,417
THAT MUST BE NICE.
289
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,990
BUT... I CAN'T ACCEPT IT.
290
00:13:41,351 --> 00:13:43,353
WHY NOT?
WHAT'S THE POINT OF SUCCESS
291
00:13:43,353 --> 00:13:45,825
IF YOU CAN'T SHARE IT
WITH THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE?
292
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,959
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE
MAY NOT BE ABLE TO PAY YOU BACK,
293
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:52,302
AND THEN YOU STOP LOVING THEM.
THEN IT'S NOT A LOAN,
IT'S A GIFT.
294
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,036
DON'T YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY
COMING UP?
295
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,269
(laughs) AND SO DO YOU.
296
00:13:59,269 --> 00:14:01,341
AND I'M GONNA FEEL
REAL CRAPPY
297
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,473
WHEN YOU UNWRAP
YOUR LAVENDER BATH BEADS.
298
00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:05,175
COME ON, LYNETTE.
299
00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:08,148
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS MONEY
WON'T TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF.
300
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:11,151
IT WOULD.
301
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,955
BUT I CAN'T. I WOULDN'T WANT IT
TO AFFECT OUR FRIENDSHIP.
302
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,126
(scoffs)
303
00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:17,457
(whispers) OKAY.
304
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,989
ALTHOUGH...
305
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,292
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO OWN
306
00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:25,165
A PIECE OF
AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT?
WHAT?
307
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,167
IT WOULDN'T BE A LOAN
OR A GIFT.
308
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,139
IT WOULD BE... AN INVESTMENT
309
00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:33,303
THAT WOULD BUY YOU, SAY...
15% OF SCAVO'S.
310
00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:35,175
OH! WELL,
THAT'S AN INTRIGUING OFFER.
311
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:38,178
IF WE DO WELL,
YOU GET A CUT OF THE PROFITS.
312
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:42,552
IF WE GO BELLY-UP, WE LIQUIDATE,
AND YOU GET THE FIRST $20,000.
313
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:46,016
AND THEN, OF COURSE,
MY FAMILY MOVES IN WITH YOU.
314
00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:48,959
SO... DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
315
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,661
WE MOST CERTAINLY DO...
316
00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:53,093
PARTNER.
317
00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:57,027
SOME PEOPLE
THINK IT'S STRANGE
318
00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,029
I HAVE A CONTRACT
FOR MY EXERCISE CLASS.
319
00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:01,301
BUT I WANT PEOPLE
TO UNDERSTAND
320
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,504
THE COMMITMENT I EXPECT FROM
THEM. I FOUND IN THE PAST--
HERE YOU GO.
321
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,078
ALL SIGNED.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ IT.
322
00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:10,040
OH, NO NEED.
I'M UP FOR ANYTHING.
323
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,042
ALTHOUGH I DID
JUST GET A MANICURE,
324
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,584
SO NOTHING THAT MIGHT
CHIP A NAIL.
325
00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:16,286
MRS. SOLIS...
326
00:15:16,286 --> 00:15:19,289
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I LEARN
IN THE ISRAELI ARMY.
327
00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:22,552
A GROUP WITHOUT COMMITMENT
IS A GROUP THAT WILL FAIL.
328
00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:25,155
THE WOMEN IN MY MORNING CLASS
ARE COMMITTED.
329
00:15:25,155 --> 00:15:27,157
I AM STARTING TO THINK
330
00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:29,559
THAT YOU ARE NOT
TOUGH ENOUGH.
331
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,301
NOT TOUGH ENOUGH?
332
00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:34,965
(scoffs) LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MR. IRAQI ARMY GUY.
333
00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:36,606
ISRAELI.
WHATEVER.
334
00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:39,569
I USED TO BE A MODEL,
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WAR IS
335
00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:41,571
UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN
IN A DRESSING ROOM
336
00:15:41,571 --> 00:15:44,514
WITH A BUNCH OF SIZE ZEROES
REACHING FOR THE LAST RICE CAKE.
337
00:15:44,514 --> 00:15:47,217
I AM PLENTY TOUGH.
I'M NOT SO SURE.
338
00:15:47,217 --> 00:15:50,050
HEY, I KNOW SOME OF THOSE WOMEN
IN YOUR EXERCISE CLASS.
339
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:53,253
THE MOST EXERCISE THEY EVER GET
IS CUTTING A PIECE OF CAKE.
THAT'S A LAP!
340
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,085
EXCUSE ME?
IN THE CONTRACT.
341
00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:57,387
THERE ARE CERTAIN WORDS
I DO NOT TOLERATE--
342
00:15:57,387 --> 00:16:00,290
"CAKE," "TIRED,"
343
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:02,732
"CAN'T," "DOUGHNUT."
344
00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:06,036
IF I HEAR THEM,
YOU OWE ME A LAP.
345
00:16:06,036 --> 00:16:09,269
(scoffs) IT'S AN EXERCISE CLASS.
WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY "DOUGHNUT"?
346
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,142
THAT'S ANOTHER LAP!
347
00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:15,305
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD
GIVE THIS A LITTLE GANDER.
348
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,318
COME ON, LADIES!
349
00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:30,320
WHEN I WAS
IN THE SPECIAL FORCES,
350
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,323
WE WOULD DO SIT-UPS
IN 115-DEGREE WEATHER.
351
00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:35,695
I STILL HAVE SAND IN MY ASS.
352
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,528
YOU PEOPLE ARE WEAK!
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
353
00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:41,331
(wheezes and coughs)
354
00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:43,333
(lowered voice)
GABY, KNOCK IT OFF.
355
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,475
YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL
IN TROUBLE. (exhales)
356
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,137
IT'S HARD.
357
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:50,009
OF COURSE IT IS. THAT'S WHY
IT'S CALLED BOOT CAMP.
358
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,712
JUST HANG IN THERE, GABY.
WE ALL WENT THROUGH IT.
359
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,485
SHUT UP, MONA.
I'M PUKING AIR.
360
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:56,786
(groans)
361
00:16:56,786 --> 00:16:59,049
HE'S COMING. GET CRUNCHING.
362
00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:03,423
HEY! DID I HEAR TALKING?
363
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,226
SORRY, SIR!
SHE GOT A LITTLE NAUSEOUS.
364
00:17:08,058 --> 00:17:10,230
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.
365
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,232
YOU RETCH ON YOUR OWN TIME.
366
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,764
(panting)
OKAY. WE NEED TO TALK.
367
00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:17,036
(lowered voice) GABY, NO.
368
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,139
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
GET YOUR BUTT BACK DOWN!
369
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,541
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. TIME-OUT.
TIME-OUT?
370
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,574
LOOK, I APPRECIATE THIS
WHOLE MILITARY COMMANDO ACT,
371
00:17:24,574 --> 00:17:29,119
BUT I'M NEW AT THIS,
AND FRANKLY, THIS IS A BIT MUCH.
A BIT MUCH?
372
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,681
YEAH. ARE WE GONNA GET
A BREAK SOON?
373
00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:34,784
OH. OH, WE WANT A BREAK.
374
00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:38,628
LIKE, MAYBE SOME COFFEE,
SOME PASTRY?
375
00:17:38,628 --> 00:17:41,261
OH, THAT SOUNDS SO YUMMY.
(chuckles)
376
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:45,064
YOU GOT ANY?
NO, I DON'T GOT ANY! NOW GET
DOWN OR I'M GONNA PUT YOU DOWN!
377
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:49,199
I SAID TIME-OUT!
THERE IS NO TIME-OUT! YOU SIGNED
A CONTRACT! NOW GET DOWN!
378
00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:52,242
DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME.
I AM PAYING.
DO IT! DO IT!
379
00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:55,205
AAH!
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
DO IT! DO IT!
380
00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:57,307
WHO BROUGHT HER HERE?
381
00:17:57,307 --> 00:17:59,309
THAT WOULD BE ME!
(exhales)
382
00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:01,481
SORRY, SIR! (exhales)
383
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,283
BECAUSE OF EDIE,
384
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:07,357
OUR 2-MILE RUN IS NOW 4 MILES!
385
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:08,388
(women groan)
386
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,260
(panting)
387
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,828
(Katherine laughs)
388
00:18:18,828 --> 00:18:22,672
OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT THOSE. WOW!
HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
389
00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:25,835
OH, SUSAN,
YOU GOTTA CHECK THESE OUT.
390
00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:28,208
OH, PLEASE DON'T MAKE A FUSS.
391
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,210
THEY'RE MAGNIFICENT.
SUSAN, LOOK AT 'EM.
392
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,713
UH, WHAT AM I
LOOKING AT EXACTLY?
THE PEARLS.
393
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,387
OH, THOSE. (chuckles)
OH, THEY'RE STUNNING.
394
00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:39,149
OH.
THANK YOU.
395
00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:42,692
WELL, I HAVE A BIG BAR MITZVAH
TO PREP. SEE YA.
396
00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,254
(chuckles)
397
00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:46,326
OH. MM. SHE'S SO LUCKY.
398
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,328
MIKE IS SUCH A GREAT GUY.
399
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,531
WHAT? MIKE BOUGHT THOSE?
HE BOUGHT HER PEARLS?
400
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,534
HE'S A KEEPER.
401
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:58,308
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DIDN'T KEEP HIM, DID YOU?
402
00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:00,310
MM.
403
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,441
SU--
404
00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:05,915
(door opens)
405
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:09,249
HI.
LYNETTE, HI. OH, I WISH
I HAD TIME FOR A CHAT,
406
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,221
BUT I'M ON MY WAY
TO A MEETING.
407
00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:14,224
I MIGHT DESIGN MY OWN LINE
OF BAKEWARE. CAN YOU IMAGINE?
408
00:19:14,224 --> 00:19:16,386
THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SEC.
OKAY.
409
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,388
TOM AND I ARE SO GRATEFUL
FOR YOUR INVESTMENT
410
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:21,391
THAT WE WANT TO DO
SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU.
OH, THAT SOUNDS LOVELY.
411
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:23,393
WE'D LIKE TO SHUT SCAVO'S DOWN
FOR THE NIGHT
412
00:19:23,393 --> 00:19:26,896
AND THROW A PARTY IN YOUR HONOR.
JUST FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
413
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,869
WE'D TOAST YOUR SUCCESS
AND HAVE A NIGHT OF FUN,
414
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:34,244
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
OH, THAT SOUNDS NICE.
CAN WE WALK AND TALK?
415
00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:37,247
YEAH, YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE
EVEN BETTER?
416
00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:39,249
MY PUBLISHER
HAS BEEN BEGGING ME
417
00:19:39,249 --> 00:19:41,751
TO DO A LOCAL LAUNCH
FOR MY BOOK.
HMM.
418
00:19:41,751 --> 00:19:43,753
I COULD DO A SIGNING
AT YOUR RESTAURANT
419
00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:45,955
AND FINALLY FILL THE PLACE.
420
00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:49,659
WOULD YOU HOLD THAT
FOR A MOMENT?
OH. WELL, WE'VE FILLED THE PLACE
MANY TIMES, BUT IT'S YOUR PARTY.
421
00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:52,662
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
OH, YOU CAN JUST PUT THAT
ON A HANGER IN THE BACK.
422
00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:54,964
WHAT I WANT IS TO MAKE THIS
AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.
423
00:19:54,964 --> 00:19:58,598
WE CAN TURN ONE OF YOUR
DISMAL THURSDAY NIGHT SEATINGS
424
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,371
INTO A REAL EVENT.
425
00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:03,433
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
426
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,375
WELL, DON'T THANK ME.
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
427
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,976
(chuckles) RIGHT.
428
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:10,410
(engine starts)
429
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,342
(sighs)
430
00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:15,785
GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT.
431
00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:20,590
SUSAN MAYER KNEW SHE COULDN'T
ALWAYS GIVE HER SON
432
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:23,293
EVERYTHING
SHE WOULD'VE LIKED...
433
00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:25,425
(sighs)
434
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,697
YET WHEN SHE SAW
HER CHILD'S TUITION
435
00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:30,400
AROUND
KATHERINE MAYFAIR'S NECK,
436
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,304
SHE FELT SOMETHING
HAD BEEN STOLEN FROM HIM.
437
00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:38,768
AND IT DIDN'T TAKE HER LONG
TO DECIDE...
438
00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:43,273
HOW SHE WAS
GOING TO GET IT BACK.
439
00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:45,675
(cell phone rings)
440
00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:46,776
(ring)
441
00:20:46,776 --> 00:20:48,348
(beep)
442
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,720
SUSAN, HI.
Hi. You at home?
443
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,723
UH, YEAH. I'M JUST ABOUT TO JUMP
IN THE SHOWER. WHAT'S UP?
444
00:20:53,723 --> 00:20:56,726
I'm going crazy 'cause I think
I left my front door unlocked.
445
00:20:56,726 --> 00:21:00,360
Could you run and check?
I'll stay on the line.
446
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:05,465
NO, NO. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
447
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,467
THE ONE DAY I DON'T LOCK UP,
448
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,670
I ALWAYS THINK THAT'S THE DAY
SOMEBODY'S GONNA BREAK IN.
449
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,842
EXACTLY.
450
00:21:15,905 --> 00:21:19,979
AND SO EVEN THOUGH I WAS ALREADY
HALFWAY TO THE AIRPORT,
451
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,382
I TURNED AROUND
AND I CAME HOME,
452
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,485
AND, YEP, I HAD LEFT
THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ON.
453
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,658
SO EVER SINCE THEN,
I ALWAYS CHECK.
454
00:21:28,658 --> 00:21:31,361
Oh, I'm the same way.
Anyway, you can relax.
455
00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:34,063
The front door's
all locked up.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
456
00:21:34,063 --> 00:21:36,366
I'M ACTUALLY STILL WORRIED
ABOUT THE SIDE DOOR.
457
00:21:36,366 --> 00:21:39,369
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
CHECK THAT, TOO?
Already did. You're good.
458
00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:43,473
(front door closes)
Well, I'm gonna take that shower
now. See ya later, hon.
459
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,006
(sighs)
460
00:21:54,544 --> 00:21:57,547
(humming)
461
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,100
(faucet squeaks)
462
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:14,364
(shower running)
463
00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:16,035
(grunts)
464
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,740
(Katherine) MIKE, IS THAT YOU?
465
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,612
(whispers) OH. OH.
466
00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:24,614
(grunts)
467
00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:26,476
(faucet shuts off)
468
00:22:26,476 --> 00:22:28,347
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
469
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,649
(gasps)
470
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,920
SUSAN?
471
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,482
HI.
472
00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:34,784
(gasps)
473
00:22:34,784 --> 00:22:36,926
HEY!
474
00:22:40,990 --> 00:22:42,492
SUSAN MAYER!
475
00:22:42,492 --> 00:22:47,467
FOR GOD SAKE,
GIVE ME BACK MY PEARLS!
476
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,899
PEARLS OR TOWEL--
YOU DECIDE.
477
00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:52,902
YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
I HAVE BEEN NAKED
ON THIS STREET.
478
00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:56,776
IT WOULD BE NICE TO TAKE
THE HEAT OFF THAT STORY.
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
479
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,949
MIKE SAID HE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY
FOR M.J.'s PRIVATE SCHOOL.
480
00:22:59,949 --> 00:23:01,711
NOW I KNOW WHY.
481
00:23:01,711 --> 00:23:03,783
HE WANTS TO SEE
HIS GIRLFRIEND WEARING PEARLS
482
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,114
WHEN SHE FLASHES HIM.
483
00:23:05,114 --> 00:23:08,418
WHAT? HE WOULDN'T PAY
FOR M.J.'s SCHOOL?
484
00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:10,490
NO. SO I WAS
GOING TO TAKE THESE
485
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,492
AND SELL THEM
TO TRY TO PAY FOR IT,
486
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,465
AND, YES, NOW THAT
I'M SAYING IT OUT LOUD,
487
00:23:15,465 --> 00:23:19,469
I HEAR HOW STUPID
THAT SOUNDS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
MIKE WOULD DO THAT.
488
00:23:19,469 --> 00:23:21,431
WELL, HE DID.
(bicycle approaches, thud)
489
00:23:21,431 --> 00:23:23,933
HEY, MRS. MAYFAIR.
490
00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:26,135
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
491
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:33,182
PERHAPS WE SHOULD
DISCUSS THIS LATER.
492
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,532
(shifts gears,
removes keys from ignition)
493
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,107
THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
494
00:24:00,510 --> 00:24:03,673
SO IS THIS A "WELCOME HOME,
WE MISSED YOU" KIND OF THING
495
00:24:03,673 --> 00:24:05,475
OR...
496
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,848
OH.
497
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,120
DAMN RIGHT, "OH."
WHAT HAPPENED TO "I'M BROKE
498
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,624
AND CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND M.J.
TO PRIVATE SCHOOL"?
DON'T GET ME WRONG, MIKE.
499
00:24:14,624 --> 00:24:17,126
IT WAS
A WONDERFULLY GENEROUS PRESENT.
500
00:24:17,126 --> 00:24:20,229
BUT YOU CAN'T GO AROUND
BLOWING YOUR KID'S MONEY
501
00:24:20,229 --> 00:24:22,231
ON JEWELRY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
502
00:24:22,231 --> 00:24:25,464
WHAT DID THESE COST YOU?
$4,000, $5,000?
503
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,068
$129.
504
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,700
WHAT?
505
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,772
THEY'RE FAKE, OKAY?
506
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,974
AND I KNEW HOW BADLY
YOU WANTED PEARLS,
507
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,677
AND I COULDN'T AFFORD
REAL ONES.
508
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,479
AND THE SALESMAN SWORE
YOU'D NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE,
509
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,981
AND SHE DIDN'T.
510
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,482
WELL...
511
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:48,888
AT LEAST YOU WON'T FEEL BAD
IF YOU EVER LOSE THEM.
512
00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:51,160
(sighs)
513
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,163
I JUST WANTED TO GET YOU
A REALLY NICE GIFT,
514
00:24:54,163 --> 00:24:55,865
AND I DON'T KNOW.
515
00:24:55,865 --> 00:24:57,897
I-I GUESS I WAS EMBARRASSED
WHEN I COULDN'T.
516
00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,269
MIKE, DON'T EVER FEEL
517
00:25:00,269 --> 00:25:03,633
LIKE YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY
TO IMPRESS ME.
518
00:25:03,633 --> 00:25:05,274
OKAY?
519
00:25:05,274 --> 00:25:07,206
TRUST ME.
520
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:10,009
I'M ALREADY VERY IMPRESSED.
521
00:25:15,044 --> 00:25:18,988
UGH. OKAY, OKAY. POINT MADE.
522
00:25:18,988 --> 00:25:20,720
MOVE ALONG.
523
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,153
I'LL GO FIX US
SOME DINNER.
524
00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:27,256
HOW DARE YOU.
525
00:25:27,256 --> 00:25:29,829
(scoffs) I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY WERE FAKE.
526
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,831
I MEAN HOW DARE YOU THINK
527
00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:34,604
THAT I WOULD PUT JEWELRY
FOR MY GIRLFRIEND
528
00:25:34,604 --> 00:25:36,666
AHEAD OF MY SON'S EDUCATION.
529
00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:38,668
OKAY, MAYBE I JUMPED
TO CONCLUSIONS,
530
00:25:38,668 --> 00:25:41,240
BUT THIS SCHOOL IS IMPORTANT
FOR M.J.
531
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,243
I FEEL REALLY BAD
THAT WE'RE FALLING SHORT.
532
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,245
SUSAN, I'VE BEEN AT WORK
SINCE 6:00 THIS MORNING,
533
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:48,247
AND AFTER I INHALE
A 5-MINUTE DINNER,
534
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,249
I'M GOING BACK OUT
TILL MIDNIGHT.
535
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:53,252
I AM BUSTING MY ASS
TO GIVE OUR SON THE BEST,
536
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:57,687
SO IF WE'RE FALLING SHORT,
IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ME.
537
00:25:57,687 --> 00:26:02,291
(door opens and closes)
538
00:26:05,034 --> 00:26:08,898
(telephone rings)
539
00:26:08,898 --> 00:26:10,269
(ring)
540
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:12,101
(beep)
541
00:26:12,101 --> 00:26:13,242
WHAT?
542
00:26:13,242 --> 00:26:16,345
(man) Where are you?
You're late for training.
543
00:26:16,345 --> 00:26:18,708
OH, YEAH, I QUIT THAT.
544
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:21,711
There is no quitting.
It's in the contract.
545
00:26:21,711 --> 00:26:25,214
YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TAKE IT UP WITH MY LAWYER.
546
00:26:25,214 --> 00:26:27,717
HERE HE IS.
547
00:26:27,717 --> 00:26:31,290
(snores)
548
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,293
(whistle blows)
(man) WE ARE NOT LEAVING!
549
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,696
(whistle blows)
550
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,067
OH.
551
00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:40,229
COME ON, LADIES! KEEP GOING!
552
00:26:40,229 --> 00:26:42,301
KEEP IT MOVING!
553
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:46,035
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
554
00:26:46,035 --> 00:26:48,037
WHEN YOU DON'T COME
TO BOOT CAMP,
555
00:26:48,037 --> 00:26:50,880
BOOT CAMP COMES TO YOU.
FALL IN!
556
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:55,314
ARE YOU OUT OF MIND?
I HAVE TWO SLEEPING CHILDREN.
OH, I KNOW.
I'VE SEEN THE CELLULITE.
557
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,648
FALL IN!
DO IT, GABY.
THERE IS NO QUITTING.
558
00:26:58,648 --> 00:27:00,690
OH, DON'T GET
ALL HOLIER THAN THOU, MONA.
559
00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:04,924
I SAW YOU PULL INTO
THE DOUGHNUT SHACK YESTERDAY.
DOUGHNUT--THAT'S A LAP!
560
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,396
OH, REALLY?
WELL, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.
561
00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:10,629
I'M GOING BACK TO BED,
BECAUSE I'M TIRED.
562
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,402
AND WHEN I WAKE UP,
MAYBE I'LL HAVE SOME CAKE,
563
00:27:13,402 --> 00:27:16,305
AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
564
00:27:16,305 --> 00:27:17,967
(stomping footsteps)
565
00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:21,010
(door opens and closes)
566
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,914
(door opens)
GABY!
567
00:27:24,914 --> 00:27:26,716
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
568
00:27:26,716 --> 00:27:28,718
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT THERE,
569
00:27:28,718 --> 00:27:30,850
HE IS GONNA TAKE IT OUT
ON THE REST OF US.
570
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,852
WELL, FRANKLY,
SOME OF THEM NEED IT.
571
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:35,284
I JUST CAME
FOR A LITTLE REMODEL,
572
00:27:35,284 --> 00:27:37,286
AND THERE ARE
SOME REAL TEARDOWNS OUT THERE.
573
00:27:37,286 --> 00:27:39,358
WOW. YOU ARE ONE SPOILED,
SELFISH, LITTLE BRAT.
574
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:42,361
OH, FOR GOD SAKES, EDIE,
IT'S A STUPID EXERCISE CLASS.
575
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:45,865
I TRIED IT. IT SUCKED.
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE.
576
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,868
LIGHTEN UP.
WELL, THAT STUPID LITTLE
EXERCISE CLASS IS FILLED
577
00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:51,801
WITH WOMEN WHO BUST THEIR ASSES
THREE TIMES A WEEK
578
00:27:51,801 --> 00:27:54,303
WHILE RAISING KIDS
AND HOLDING DOWN FULL-TIME JOBS.
579
00:27:54,303 --> 00:27:56,806
WELL, THEY'RE CRAZY.
HE YELLS, AND THEY JUMP.
580
00:27:56,806 --> 00:27:59,879
HE TELLS THEM TO RUN ALL THE WAY
OVER HERE, AND THEY DO IT.
581
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:03,452
HE DIDN'T MAKE US COME HERE.
WE AGREED TO.
582
00:28:03,452 --> 00:28:06,315
WHAT THE HELL FOR?
583
00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:08,017
BECAUSE YOU TOLD US
584
00:28:08,017 --> 00:28:12,021
THAT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU
TO GET INTO THAT DRESS.
585
00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:14,163
SO WE CAME HERE
TO SUPPORT YOU.
586
00:28:16,265 --> 00:28:19,168
YOU WANTED
THE OLD GABY BACK?
587
00:28:19,168 --> 00:28:21,270
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU GOT HER--
588
00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:23,933
A SELF-CENTERED,
OBNOXIOUS JERK.
589
00:28:25,474 --> 00:28:29,308
PERSONALLY, I LIKED
POOR, PAUNCHY GABY BETTER.
590
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:32,281
AT LEAST
SHE HAD SOME HUMILITY.
591
00:28:33,883 --> 00:28:36,345
(door opens)
592
00:28:36,345 --> 00:28:37,787
(door closes)
593
00:28:55,364 --> 00:28:57,867
OKAY, TIME TO STRETCH.
594
00:28:57,867 --> 00:28:59,268
NOT YOU!
595
00:28:59,268 --> 00:29:02,441
YOU ARE 25 MINUTES LATE.
GIVE ME 50.
596
00:29:09,378 --> 00:29:11,951
(indistinct conversations)
597
00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:14,383
(jazz playing)
598
00:29:14,383 --> 00:29:16,255
(sighs)
599
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:19,428
♪♪♪
600
00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:22,261
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE HER!
601
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,934
(chuckles) WELL, TECHNICALLY,
I'M SHE, BUT YES.
602
00:29:24,934 --> 00:29:27,967
YOUR TURKEY TETRAZZINI
SAVED MY MARRIAGE.
603
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:30,439
(laughs)
WOULD YOU SIGN THIS FOR ME?
604
00:29:30,439 --> 00:29:32,271
CERTAINLY.
605
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:35,044
I AM SO EXCITED TO BE
TASTING YOUR FOOD TONIGHT.
606
00:29:35,044 --> 00:29:37,446
MY FOOD?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
607
00:29:37,446 --> 00:29:40,149
OH, WELL, IT SAYS HERE
THE CHEFS OF SCAVO'S
608
00:29:40,149 --> 00:29:43,412
ARE GOING TO BE MAKING RECIPES
FROM YOUR BOOK.
THEY ARE?
609
00:29:43,412 --> 00:29:46,515
I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY
THAT FOUR CHEESE PIZZA.
610
00:29:46,515 --> 00:29:48,517
WELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO.
611
00:29:48,517 --> 00:29:50,289
EXCUSE ME.
612
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,421
LYNETTE. (chuckles)
613
00:29:52,421 --> 00:29:54,393
I UNDERSTAND
YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CHEFS
614
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,896
WILL BE SERVING
MY FOUR CHEESE PIZZA TONIGHT.
615
00:29:56,896 --> 00:30:00,399
YEP.
JUST ADDING THE PARMESAN.
616
00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:03,833
BUT THAT'S
COMMERCIAL PARMESAN.
617
00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,104
SO?
618
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:07,236
SO THAT'S LIKE THE DUST
THEY SWEEP OFF THE FLOOR
619
00:30:07,236 --> 00:30:09,238
OF A PLACE
THAT MAKES REAL CHEESE.
620
00:30:09,238 --> 00:30:12,541
OH, NO. IT'S FINE.
WE USE IT ALL THE TIME.
621
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,284
OH, PERHAPS YOU DO, BUT MY
RECIPE SPECIFIES FRESH GRATED.
622
00:30:15,284 --> 00:30:17,286
BREE, NO ONE WILL NOTICE.
623
00:30:17,286 --> 00:30:20,289
PARMESAN IS THE FOURTH CHEESE
IN A FOUR CHEESE PIZZA.
624
00:30:20,289 --> 00:30:22,892
IT'S THE RINGO
OF THESE CHEESES.
625
00:30:22,892 --> 00:30:26,295
HEY, MR. SCAVO SAID THE GREASE
TRAP IS OVERFLOWING AGAIN.
626
00:30:26,295 --> 00:30:29,128
OH, FOR PETE SAKE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
627
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:32,331
UH, TAKE YOUR TIME.
628
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,264
I'M SORRY.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN INTRODUCED.
629
00:30:35,264 --> 00:30:37,436
I'M BREE HODGE, PART OWNER.
630
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,939
HI. I'M CINDY.
WE'LL CHAT LATER.
631
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,942
ROLL OUT SOME DOUGH
AND SHOW ME WHERE THE BASIL IS.
632
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,444
WE'LL BE SERVING
THREE CHEESE PIZZA TONIGHT.
633
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,576
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIZZAS
THAT WE JUST MADE?
634
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,151
(horn honks in distance)
635
00:30:53,422 --> 00:30:55,624
(exhales deeply)
636
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,498
TOM, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY
I AM FOR YOU.
637
00:31:09,498 --> 00:31:13,072
THIS PLACE IS PACKED.
IT'S PACKED!
YEP. YOU KNOW WHAT?
BREE REALLY CAME THROUGH FOR US.
638
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,074
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
EVEN IF SHE HADN'T,
639
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,376
YOU WOULD HAVE LANDED
ON YOUR FEET.
640
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,379
I HAD TOTAL FAITH IN YOU.
AND YOU HAVE HAD
THREE SCOTCH AND SODAS.
641
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,451
DUDE, THIS MONEY GOES
RIGHT IN YOUR POCKET.
642
00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:24,954
MM! I'M JUST SUPPORTING YOU.
643
00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:27,586
(laughs) HEY, I GOTTA GO
CHECK ON THAT GREASE TRAP.
644
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,589
YEAH, I GOTTA GET BACK TO EDIE.
SHE WANTED ME HOME BY 10:00.
645
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,291
BUT, DUDE, CONGRATULATIONS.
646
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,592
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
647
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,324
SEE YA.
YOU BET.
648
00:31:35,324 --> 00:31:36,495
HEY, TOM?
649
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:37,666
YEAH?
650
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:41,400
NOTHING. NEVER MIND.
YOU'RE BUSY. YOU KNOW, WAIT.
651
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,402
I... (sighs)
652
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,574
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT...
653
00:31:45,574 --> 00:31:48,477
THAT GUY'S NOT YOUR FRIEND.
WHO? DAVE?
654
00:31:48,477 --> 00:31:51,040
IS THERE SOMEPLACE
WE CAN TALK?
655
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,641
YEAH.
656
00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:02,151
(hums)
657
00:32:02,151 --> 00:32:03,522
SON OF A...
658
00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,394
(thud)
659
00:32:05,394 --> 00:32:08,057
♪♪♪
660
00:32:08,057 --> 00:32:10,059
IF THIS DOESN'T STOP
YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW
661
00:32:10,059 --> 00:32:13,262
FROM CRITICIZING YOUR COOKING,
I WILL GIVE YOU A FULL REFUND.
662
00:32:13,262 --> 00:32:15,264
HEY,
CAN I BORROW YOU A SEC?
663
00:32:15,264 --> 00:32:18,637
NOW? PEOPLE ARE WAITING.
YOU'LL STILL BE A CELEBRITY
IN FIVE MINUTES. COME ON.
664
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,939
EXCUSE ME.
665
00:32:25,975 --> 00:32:28,177
(siren wailing in distance)
666
00:32:28,177 --> 00:32:30,419
YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS?
667
00:32:30,419 --> 00:32:33,182
OH, DEAR. I WAS HOPING
TO SPARE YOUR FEELINGS,
668
00:32:33,182 --> 00:32:36,385
BUT SINCE YOU KNOW, I WASN'T
COMFORTABLE HAVING MY RECIPE
669
00:32:36,385 --> 00:32:38,957
MADE WITH
SUBSTANDARD INGREDIENTS.
670
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,130
WE USE THAT PARMESAN
ALL THE TIME.
671
00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:44,433
YOU CAN'T GO CHANGING THINGS
WITHOUT ASKING ME.
672
00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:46,395
HEY, YOU MADE ME PARTNER.
673
00:32:46,395 --> 00:32:49,338
I CAN CHANGE 15%,
AND I CHOSE THE PARMESAN.
674
00:32:49,338 --> 00:32:51,340
AND I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE HEARD,
675
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,372
BUT PEOPLE ARE RAVING
ABOUT MY PIZZA.
676
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:55,674
WELL, THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE
LOVED MY PIZZA, TOO,
677
00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,376
BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW,
678
00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:00,379
BECAUSE MY PARTNER THREW IT
IN THE GARBAGE. WHAT A WASTE.
679
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,482
FINE. I'LL REIMBURSE YOU,
IF THAT'LL MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
680
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,255
OH, SURE.
IT'S ONLY MONEY, RIGHT?
681
00:33:06,255 --> 00:33:09,188
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
682
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,260
WE ALL KNOW HOW WELL
YOU'RE DOING, BREE.
683
00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:13,322
YOU HAVE MADE THAT
VERY CLEAR.
684
00:33:13,322 --> 00:33:15,664
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE
LORDING IT OVER EVERYBODY
685
00:33:15,664 --> 00:33:17,696
JUST 'CAUSE YOU'VE CAUGHT
A COUPLE OF BREAKS.
686
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,398
CAUGHT A COUPLE OF BREAKS?
687
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:23,032
I'VE WORKED MY ASS OFF
TO GET WHERE I AM.
688
00:33:23,032 --> 00:33:26,035
I'VE WORKED MY ASS OFF, TOO.
I JUST WASN'T AS LUCKY AS YOU.
689
00:33:26,035 --> 00:33:29,238
WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED
THAT WE CREATE OUR OWN LUCK.
690
00:33:29,238 --> 00:33:31,380
MEANING THAT I'VE CREATED
MY OWN FAILURE?
691
00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:35,714
WELL, NOT COMPLETELY, BUT LET'S
FACE IT. YOU DO CUT CORNERS.
692
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,716
I MEAN, ONE OF THE THINGS
I CAN TEACH YOU
693
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,719
IS THE IMPORTANCE
OF THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL.
WOW. TALK ABOUT LUCK.
694
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:43,722
WHEN I OFFERED TO THROW YOU
THIS LITTLE THANK-YOU PARTY,
695
00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:46,725
I NEVER IMAGINED THAT IT WOULD
TURN INTO AN OPPORTUNITY
696
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:50,329
FOR ME TO LEARN
FROM THE GREAT BREE HODGE.
697
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:52,461
WELL, I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO NEEDED $20,000
698
00:33:52,461 --> 00:33:54,433
TO KEEP MY BUSINESS AFLOAT.
699
00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:58,067
NO, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NEVER
GONNA LET ME FORGET IT.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
700
00:33:58,067 --> 00:34:01,270
HOME. TELL ME HOW THE PARTY
I THREW FOR YOU TURNS OUT.
701
00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:05,144
LYNETTE, I-I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET.
702
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,545
I KNOW YOU DON'T,
703
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,577
BUT FIVE YEARS AGO,
YOU WOULD'VE.
704
00:34:08,577 --> 00:34:10,048
(crash)
705
00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:13,282
MY CAR!
706
00:34:15,224 --> 00:34:18,056
YOU KNOW THAT WAS
AN ACCIDENT, RIGHT?
707
00:34:19,588 --> 00:34:22,561
I DID THE BEST I COULD
ON THE CLASP, MRS. SOLIS.
708
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:26,135
I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
709
00:34:26,135 --> 00:34:27,596
OKAY, BE HONEST.
710
00:34:27,596 --> 00:34:30,139
(singsongy) HERE I COME.
711
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,773
(gasps)
712
00:34:40,149 --> 00:34:42,151
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
713
00:34:42,151 --> 00:34:45,284
YOU ARE STUNNING.
714
00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,556
RADIANT.
715
00:34:47,556 --> 00:34:49,218
REALLY?
716
00:34:49,218 --> 00:34:50,419
REALLY.
717
00:34:50,419 --> 00:34:52,221
YOU'RE BACK, MRS. SOLIS,
718
00:34:52,221 --> 00:34:54,693
EXACTLY LIKE
YOU WERE BEFORE.
719
00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:57,496
OH, I THINK I'VE CHANGED
A LITTLE BIT.
720
00:34:57,496 --> 00:34:59,798
NOT THAT I CAN SEE.
721
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:07,436
IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE,
I'LL BE GOING.
722
00:35:07,436 --> 00:35:08,677
JEAN, WAIT.
723
00:35:08,677 --> 00:35:10,679
WHAT IS IT?
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
724
00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:13,582
NO, NO. IT'S PERFECT.
(chuckles)
725
00:35:13,582 --> 00:35:15,544
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU
726
00:35:15,544 --> 00:35:17,886
HOW HELPFUL YOU'VE BEEN TO ME
OVER THE YEARS,
727
00:35:17,886 --> 00:35:20,389
AND I'M REALLY GRATEFUL.
728
00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:22,551
THANK YOU.
729
00:35:32,401 --> 00:35:35,133
HEY, BUDDY. HOW WAS
THE REST OF THE... (grunts)
730
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,535
OH!
731
00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:39,368
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
732
00:35:39,368 --> 00:35:41,410
WHAT?!
DON'T GIVE ME THAT!
733
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:46,315
I KNOW THAT YOU TOLD THE COPS
THAT PORTER SET THAT FIRE.
I DIDN'T SAY HE SET THE FIRE.
734
00:35:46,315 --> 00:35:48,917
I ONLY SAID I SAW HIM
IN THE BACK HALLWAY.
735
00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:51,250
YOU COULDN'T HAVE!
HE WASN'T THERE!
736
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:54,253
TOM, THE COPS
WERE REALLY GRILLING ME.
737
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:55,684
THEY WOULDN'T LET UP.
738
00:35:55,684 --> 00:35:58,887
I HAD TO TELL THEM
WHAT I THOUGHT I SAW.
739
00:35:58,887 --> 00:36:01,790
PORTER COULD HAVE
GONE TO JAIL.
740
00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:04,833
YOU ALMOST DESTROYED MY FAMILY,
DESTROYED OUR BUSINESS.
741
00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:07,796
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
I SWEAR.
742
00:36:07,796 --> 00:36:10,599
I NEVER MEANT
TO HURT YOU OR LYNETTE.
743
00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:13,602
OH, LYNETTE DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS. I DIDN'T TELL HER.
744
00:36:13,602 --> 00:36:15,944
IF I HAD, YOU'D BE DEAD.
745
00:36:15,944 --> 00:36:18,547
I AM SO SORRY.
746
00:36:18,547 --> 00:36:20,779
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE SAID
ANYTHING TO THE COPS.
747
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:24,313
IT WAS DARK. I'D BEEN DRINKING.
YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME.
748
00:36:24,313 --> 00:36:27,286
(grunts)
749
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,457
STOP.
750
00:36:28,457 --> 00:36:30,659
JUST STOP.
751
00:36:30,659 --> 00:36:32,361
(grunts)
752
00:36:32,361 --> 00:36:33,762
ARE YOU DONE?
753
00:36:33,762 --> 00:36:35,564
YEAH.
754
00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:40,429
(sighs) THIS IS CRAZY.
755
00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:43,432
I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOME WAY WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
756
00:36:43,432 --> 00:36:45,874
WE'RE FRIENDS.
757
00:36:45,874 --> 00:36:48,607
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO.
758
00:36:50,339 --> 00:36:52,341
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO
YOU ARE.
759
00:36:57,486 --> 00:37:01,290
TOM.
760
00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:03,952
TOM.
761
00:37:03,952 --> 00:37:07,596
(growls)
762
00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:23,472
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
763
00:37:23,472 --> 00:37:26,244
GO AHEAD. SHOOT.
764
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,347
I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT
765
00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,749
ABOUT YOUR FIRST WIFE.
766
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,451
EDIE.
767
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:35,884
I KNOW. JUST ONE QUESTION,
AND THEN I'LL SHUT IT.
768
00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:38,787
I DON'T LIKE
TALKING ABOUT HER.
769
00:37:38,787 --> 00:37:41,790
IT HAS BEEN WEEKS SINCE
I FOUND OUT SHE EVEN EXISTED,
770
00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:43,792
AND I'VE NEVER MENTIONED HER
ONCE.
771
00:37:43,792 --> 00:37:49,338
COME ON.
LOOK AT THIS AS MY REWARD.
772
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,741
OKAY.
773
00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:54,343
ONE QUESTION.
774
00:37:56,004 --> 00:37:59,478
BEING MARRIED TO HER...
MM-HMM.
775
00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:02,411
OR BEING MARRIED TO ME...
MM.
776
00:38:02,411 --> 00:38:05,554
WHAT'S
THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE?
777
00:38:05,554 --> 00:38:08,457
HONESTLY?
778
00:38:08,457 --> 00:38:11,620
OUR MARRIAGE IS MORE REAL.
779
00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:13,362
REALLY?
780
00:38:13,362 --> 00:38:14,863
MM.
781
00:38:14,863 --> 00:38:16,865
IN WHAT WAY?
782
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:23,632
WELL, WITH HER,
IT WAS LIKE...
783
00:38:23,632 --> 00:38:24,973
A FAIRY TALE.
784
00:38:24,973 --> 00:38:28,377
I THOUGHT
IT WOULD LAST FOREVER.
785
00:38:28,377 --> 00:38:30,439
IT DIDN'T.
786
00:38:30,439 --> 00:38:32,741
WHAT YOU AND I HAVE
IS MORE REAL
787
00:38:32,741 --> 00:38:35,714
BECAUSE I KNOW
IT'S NOT FOREVER.
788
00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:38,547
WHEN I HOLD YOU,
789
00:38:38,547 --> 00:38:40,549
WHEN I KISS YOU,
790
00:38:40,549 --> 00:38:43,321
I TRY TO REMIND MYSELF
TO APPRECIATE THE MOMENT,
791
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,624
BECAUSE TOMORROW
MAY NEVER COME.
792
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,996
LOVE...
793
00:38:47,996 --> 00:38:53,331
IS JUST TEMPORARY.
794
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,004
THE WAY
THE FAIRY TALE ENDS...
795
00:38:56,004 --> 00:38:57,806
IS DEATH.
796
00:39:04,072 --> 00:39:06,415
MY FIRST INSTINCT
797
00:39:06,415 --> 00:39:09,578
WAS TO ASK YOU
IF SHE WAS PRETTIER THAN ME.
798
00:39:09,578 --> 00:39:13,622
WHEN WILL I LEARN
TO GO WITH MY GUT?
799
00:39:13,622 --> 00:39:16,124
(sighs)
800
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,533
I'M SORRY.
YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE TUITION?
801
00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,634
NO.
802
00:39:25,634 --> 00:39:27,836
BUT I READ IN YOUR BROCHURE
803
00:39:27,836 --> 00:39:30,539
THAT FACULTY MEMBERS
GET A 50% DISCOUNT,
804
00:39:30,539 --> 00:39:32,771
SO FOR YOUR ART DEPARTMENT,
805
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,574
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HIRE
806
00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:38,807
AN AWARD-WINNING
CHILDREN'S BOOK ILLUSTRATOR
807
00:39:38,807 --> 00:39:42,911
WHO IS GREAT WITH KIDS AND HAS
A FACE YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO?
808
00:39:42,911 --> 00:39:44,453
UNFORTUNATELY,
809
00:39:44,453 --> 00:39:46,585
OUR ART DEPARTMENT IS
FULLY STAFFED.
810
00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:50,459
CAN'T SAY NO.
(chuckles nervously)
811
00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:52,591
MISS MAYER,
812
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,093
I APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM
813
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,825
AND THE FACE,
814
00:39:56,825 --> 00:39:59,468
BUT I'M AFRAID
IT JUST WON'T WORK OUT.
815
00:39:59,468 --> 00:40:01,029
I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK.
816
00:40:01,029 --> 00:40:03,872
YES.
817
00:40:05,634 --> 00:40:07,405
RIGHT.
818
00:40:11,039 --> 00:40:13,041
NO, WRONG.
819
00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:16,114
MISS MAYER, PLEASE,
I'M SO BUSY.
820
00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:19,618
LOOK, I KNOW I SAID
THAT M.J. WAS A STAR STUDENT,
821
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,550
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
822
00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:24,553
HE'S ONE OF THOSE KIDS
THAT NEEDS EXTRA ATTENTION.
823
00:40:24,553 --> 00:40:27,055
THE CLASSES AT HIS SCHOOL
ARE WAY TOO BIG,
824
00:40:27,055 --> 00:40:30,098
AND I SEE HIM GETTING LOST
IN THE SHUFFLE.
825
00:40:30,098 --> 00:40:33,131
AND IF HE GETS LOST NOW...
826
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,703
(sighs)
827
00:40:34,703 --> 00:40:37,566
MY EX-HUSBAND IS DOING
EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN,
828
00:40:37,566 --> 00:40:40,569
AND I NEED TO KNOW
THAT I AM, TOO.
829
00:40:42,511 --> 00:40:44,673
I WILL SERVE LUNCHES.
830
00:40:44,673 --> 00:40:47,015
I WILL BE A JANITOR.
831
00:40:47,015 --> 00:40:48,677
ANYTHING.
832
00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:54,122
BUT I AM NOT WALKING OUT
ON MY SON'S FUTURE.
833
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:01,860
WELL, ONE OF OUR ART TEACHERS
DOES NEED AN ASSISTANT,
834
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:04,092
BUT YOU'RE
COMPLETELY OVERQUALIFIED.
835
00:41:04,092 --> 00:41:06,535
I'LL TAKE IT.
836
00:41:10,499 --> 00:41:12,641
CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR NEW JOB.
837
00:41:12,641 --> 00:41:14,703
CONGRATULATIONS
838
00:41:14,703 --> 00:41:17,606
ON GETTING ME
OUT OF YOUR OFFICE.
839
00:41:21,049 --> 00:41:23,181
WHAT'S THAT?
840
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:25,584
A CHECK FOR THE DAMAGE
TO YOUR CAR.
841
00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,256
I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO THROUGH
MY INSURANCE COMPANY.
842
00:41:28,256 --> 00:41:30,759
OH, LYNETTE, DON'T BE SILLY.
IT'S JUST THE BUMPER.
843
00:41:30,759 --> 00:41:34,092
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.
844
00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,694
YES, I DO.
845
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,196
AND THE MINUTE
WE'RE BACK ON OUR FEET,
846
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,498
I AM GONNA PAY BACK
YOUR INVESTMENT--
847
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,130
EVERY PENNY,
848
00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:44,833
WITH INTEREST.
849
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:48,607
LYNETTE, STOP. WAIT. PLEASE.
DON'T BE THIS WAY.
850
00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:51,209
I DON'T WANT MONEY TO GET
IN THE WAY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.
851
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,981
YEAH...
852
00:41:52,981 --> 00:41:55,684
I THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR THAT.
853
00:42:02,591 --> 00:42:04,092
(door closes)
854
00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:12,961
THERE'S A LOT YOU CAN DO
WITH MONEY IN THE SUBURBS.
855
00:42:12,961 --> 00:42:16,134
YOU CAN PAY
FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
856
00:42:20,609 --> 00:42:23,171
YOU CAN PROVIDE
A PRIVATE SCHOOL EDUCATION.
857
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:32,020
YOU CAN PURCHASE
A TOKEN OF AFFECTION.
858
00:42:35,784 --> 00:42:38,957
BUT THE ONE THING
YOU MUST NEVER DO WITH MONEY
859
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:41,860
IS USE IT AS A WEAPON,
860
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,993
BECAUSE SOMEONE...
861
00:42:44,993 --> 00:42:48,667
ALWAYS GETS HURT.
63443
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