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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:02,173 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:04,605 PORTER SCAVO, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. WHAT?! 3 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,437 PORTER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT FIRE. APPARENTLY THERE IS A WITNESS THAT SAYS OTHERWISE. 4 00:00:06,437 --> 00:00:09,140 A WITNESS? WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 5 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:12,012 PORTER WAS ACCUSED BUT NOT CONVICTED. 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,145 KATHERINE'S LOVE AFFAIR... 7 00:00:14,145 --> 00:00:17,218 I GOT THE FLOWERS. BECAME SERIOUS. 8 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:19,019 MOMMY NEEDS TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS. 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,622 YOU WANNA HELP MOMMY BE BEAUTIFUL AGAIN? NO. 10 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,524 AS DID GABY'S RESOLVE. 11 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,456 HERE'S MY COOKBOOK. 12 00:00:25,456 --> 00:00:27,498 AND BREE'S SUCCESS CAME AT A PRICE. 13 00:00:27,498 --> 00:00:28,799 YOU CAN BE A LITTLE TOUGH SOMETIMES. 14 00:00:28,799 --> 00:00:31,762 IT'S ONLY TO BE EXPECTED. I DON'T THINK I DO THAT. 15 00:00:31,762 --> 00:00:33,304 I KNOW YOU DON'T. 16 00:00:40,811 --> 00:00:43,274 (Mary Alice) PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY 17 00:00:43,274 --> 00:00:46,046 IN THE SUBURBS... 18 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,550 MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T NEED TO. 19 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,552 THE ONES WHO HAVE IT 20 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:55,726 LET YOU KNOW WITH THEIR BRAND-NEW CLOTHES... 21 00:00:55,726 --> 00:00:59,130 THEIR EXPENSIVE APPLIANCES... 22 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:00,631 THOSE ARE GOOD. 23 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:03,134 AND THEIR MANICURED LAWNS. 24 00:01:03,134 --> 00:01:05,666 THE ONES WHO DON'T HAVE IT 25 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:09,140 LET YOU KNOW WITH BARBECUES THAT NEED REPLACING... 26 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:12,643 WALLS THAT NEED PAINTING... 27 00:01:12,643 --> 00:01:15,346 AND CLASSIC CARS... 28 00:01:15,346 --> 00:01:18,109 THAT NEED TO BE SOLD. 29 00:01:18,109 --> 00:01:22,113 HEY YOU GO, WALTER. SHE'S ALL YOURS. THIS IS SO AWESOME! 30 00:01:22,113 --> 00:01:24,115 WHERE'S TOM? I WANNA THANK HIM 31 00:01:24,115 --> 00:01:27,118 FOR MAKING THIS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE. HE'S INSIDE, 32 00:01:27,118 --> 00:01:30,090 BUT BETWEEN SOBS, HE WISHED YOU HAPPY DRIVING. (pats back) 33 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,092 (starts engine) 34 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,425 (chuckles) 35 00:01:34,425 --> 00:01:37,128 WHERE IS THAT MAN GOING WITH TOM'S CAR? 36 00:01:37,128 --> 00:01:40,131 OH, THAT MAN IS WALTER BROTSKI, AND HE JUST BOUGHT IT. 37 00:01:40,131 --> 00:01:42,433 TOM LOVES THAT CAR. WHY WOULD YOU SELL IT? 38 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:45,136 SADLY, WE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD TOM'S MIDLIFE CRISIS. 39 00:01:45,136 --> 00:01:46,437 (laughs) (chuckles) 40 00:01:46,437 --> 00:01:48,709 OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL. WE'RE... (sighs) 41 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,381 SORT OF BROKE. 42 00:01:50,381 --> 00:01:52,183 OH. 43 00:01:52,183 --> 00:01:53,184 LYNETTE. 44 00:01:53,184 --> 00:01:55,216 BETWEEN PORTER'S LEGAL FEES 45 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:57,888 AND THAT GHOST TOWN THAT WE CALL A RESTAURANT... 46 00:01:57,888 --> 00:02:01,392 I THOUGHT SCAVO'S WAS DOING WELL. WHEN TIMES GET TOUGH, 47 00:02:01,392 --> 00:02:03,894 PEOPLE DO WITHOUT THINGS LIKE PIZZA AND SPORTS CARS. 48 00:02:03,894 --> 00:02:07,228 I AM SO SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA. IT'S OKAY. 49 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:10,901 JUST KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT. IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. YOU SHOULD NOT BE EMBARRASSED. 50 00:02:10,901 --> 00:02:13,904 THIS IS A HORRIBLE ECONOMY. WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME BOAT. MM. 51 00:02:13,904 --> 00:02:15,666 (horn honks) 52 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:22,142 (laughs) HELLO, LADIES. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 53 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,175 YOU BOUGHT A NEW CAR? 54 00:02:24,175 --> 00:02:27,147 MY BOOK JUST MADE THE "TIMES'" BEST SELLER LIST. 55 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,721 NOW THEY'RE TALKING 3-BOOK DEAL, SO I GOT THE URGE TO SPLURGE. 56 00:02:32,283 --> 00:02:33,654 OH! 57 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:37,188 AND LOOK WHAT JUST BLEW ON MY WINDSHIELD AT THE STOP SIGN! 58 00:02:37,188 --> 00:02:38,529 AH! 59 00:02:38,529 --> 00:02:40,531 LIFE IS GOOD. 60 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:45,165 YES, PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY IN THE SUBURBS 61 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,167 BECAUSE WHEN THEY DO, 62 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,201 OTHER PEOPLE GET ANGRY. 63 00:03:01,252 --> 00:03:04,315 (birds chirping) 64 00:03:04,315 --> 00:03:06,587 WHENEVER SOMEONE ON WISTERIA LANE 65 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,219 BUYS A NEW CAR, 66 00:03:08,219 --> 00:03:11,722 A SIMPLE RITUAL IS PERFORMED. 67 00:03:11,722 --> 00:03:14,365 SO HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW CAR? 68 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:16,727 IT'S GORGEOUS! I AM SO JEALOUS. 69 00:03:16,727 --> 00:03:18,729 I WISH I HAD ONE. 70 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:20,701 BUT ON THIS DAY, 71 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,703 ONE OF THE OWNER'S FRIENDS 72 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,875 REFUSED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE RITUAL. 73 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,508 AND EVEN MORE SURPRISINGLY, 74 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,441 THE OWNER OF THE CAR IN QUESTION 75 00:03:30,441 --> 00:03:31,912 DIDN'T SEEM TO NOTICE. 76 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,585 LOOK, THERE'S EVEN A REFRIGERATOR. 77 00:03:34,585 --> 00:03:37,348 THE LEXUS DEALER SAID THERE'S JUST ENOUGH ROOM 78 00:03:37,348 --> 00:03:39,750 FOR A SPLIT OF CHAMPAGNE AND TWO CHILLED GLASSES. 79 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,392 OOH. AHH. 80 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:43,223 (Edie) MMM! (shuts car door) 81 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,556 AND THE BEST THING IS, IT'S A HYBRID 82 00:03:45,556 --> 00:03:48,559 SO YOU CAN BARELY HEAR IT. LET ME SHOW YOU. 83 00:03:48,559 --> 00:03:51,262 ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 84 00:03:51,262 --> 00:03:53,264 BUT CONGRATULATIONS, BREE. IT'S A BEAUTY. 85 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,612 WAS IT JUST ME, OR WAS THAT A LITTLE ABRUPT? 86 00:04:01,612 --> 00:04:03,614 EH, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 87 00:04:03,614 --> 00:04:05,646 I THINK SHE'S GOT OTHER THINGS ON HER MIND. 88 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,818 OH, DEAR. IS SOMETHING WRONG? 89 00:04:07,818 --> 00:04:10,381 WELL... 90 00:04:10,381 --> 00:04:13,624 APPARENTLY, SHE AND TOM ARE HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS. 91 00:04:13,624 --> 00:04:15,986 THEY JUST HAD TO SELL TOM'S CAR. 92 00:04:15,986 --> 00:04:18,989 AND YOU KNOW, I SAW HER AT THE RECYCLING CENTER. 93 00:04:18,989 --> 00:04:21,362 SHE WAS TURNING HER CANS IN FOR MONEY. 94 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,863 OHH. (gasps) YIKES. 95 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,865 THAT'S, LIKE, A HALF A STEP AWAY 96 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,867 FROM SELLING YOUR EGGS ON THE INTERNET. OH. 97 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:30,000 AND HERE I AM, RUBBING MY FABULOUS NEW CAR IN HER FACE. 98 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,042 I FEEL AWFUL. 99 00:04:32,042 --> 00:04:34,545 OH, DON'T. HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN? 100 00:04:34,545 --> 00:04:37,648 THANK GOD I DIDN'T SHOW HER HOW THE CAR PARKS ITSELF. 101 00:04:37,648 --> 00:04:38,979 (sighs) 102 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,312 BUT YOU'RE GONNA SHOW US, RIGHT? 103 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,956 WELL, IT IS PRETTY AMAZING! 104 00:04:52,022 --> 00:04:54,865 WELL, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MRS. MAYER. 105 00:04:54,865 --> 00:04:57,868 THANK YOU FOR AGREEING TO SEE US, MR. HOBSON. (kicking continues) 106 00:04:57,868 --> 00:05:00,431 RUNNING A SCHOOL LIKE OAKRIDGE 107 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:03,404 MUSTN'T LEAVE YOU WITH MUCH... 108 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,706 FREE TIME. 109 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,578 HAPPY TO OBLIGE. 110 00:05:07,578 --> 00:05:11,041 SO I HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE 111 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:14,885 THAT THERE MIGHT BE AN OPENING FOR ANOTHER STUDENT? 112 00:05:14,885 --> 00:05:18,719 I ASSUME YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE HENDERSON BOY'S EXPULSION? 113 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,951 YEAH. HE BIT HIS TEACHER, HUH? 114 00:05:20,951 --> 00:05:22,453 THEY HAD THAT PROBLEM 115 00:05:22,453 --> 00:05:25,325 WITH THEIR OLDER BOY, TOBY. 116 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,958 IT'S A FAMILY OF BITERS. 117 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:33,003 WELL, THE WHOLE SITUATION WAS INCREDIBLY UNFORTUNATE. 118 00:05:33,003 --> 00:05:34,535 BUT... 119 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,006 MM. 120 00:05:36,006 --> 00:05:38,939 WE CAN'T TOLERATE THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR. 121 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,942 WELL, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT WITH M.J. 122 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:45,376 (chuckles) HE'S SO WELL-BEHAVED. 123 00:05:45,376 --> 00:05:48,719 LOOK, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANT YOUR SON AT OAKRIDGE. 124 00:05:48,719 --> 00:05:51,882 YOU'VE CALLED US EVERY WEEK FOR THE PAST FIVE MONTHS. 125 00:05:51,882 --> 00:05:54,885 I'VE BEEN TOO PUSHY. OH, PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON M.J. 126 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:57,728 HE IS SUCH A BRIGHT KID. SAY SOMETHING IN SPANISH. 127 00:05:57,728 --> 00:05:59,089 I'M BORED. 128 00:05:59,089 --> 00:06:01,632 BE BORED IN SPANISH. 129 00:06:01,632 --> 00:06:04,034 MRS. MAYER, YOU CAN RELAX. 130 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:07,037 WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE M.J. JOIN US HERE. 131 00:06:07,037 --> 00:06:08,869 SERIOUSLY? 132 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,140 YES. 133 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:13,003 AS A MATTER OF FACT, HIS NAME WAS FIRST ON OUR WAITING LIST. 134 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:14,645 FANTASTIC! 135 00:06:14,645 --> 00:06:15,806 OH! 136 00:06:15,806 --> 00:06:17,808 HERE'S A SCHEDULE FOR YOU. 137 00:06:17,808 --> 00:06:20,981 HERE ARE SOME INSURANCE FORMS YOU NEED TO FILL OUT. 138 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,613 AND HERE'S THE TUITION. 139 00:06:22,613 --> 00:06:24,815 AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S GONE UP A TAD. 140 00:06:24,815 --> 00:06:26,016 OH. 141 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:28,659 YEAH. THAT'S QUITE A TAD. 142 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:30,961 BUT WE'RE STARTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YEAR, 143 00:06:30,961 --> 00:06:32,993 SO WE'D ONLY PAY HALF, RIGHT? 144 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,666 YES. WE'VE ALREADY PRORATED IT. THAT IS HALF. 145 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:42,032 FANTASTIC. 146 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:43,634 (shaking continues) 147 00:06:48,038 --> 00:06:52,012 HEY, I JUST THOUGHT OF A WAY 148 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,515 FOR US TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY NEXT WEEK. 149 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:57,548 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DINNER AT THE PALM? 150 00:06:57,548 --> 00:06:59,019 THE PALM? 151 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,621 AS IN, 152 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,594 "THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW THE PRICES ON THE MENU" THE PALM? 153 00:07:03,594 --> 00:07:06,727 HONEY, WE'RE STILL PAYING OFF CREDIT CARD DEBT. 154 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,960 NOT ANYMORE. THE DEAL CLOSED. I GOT THE BONUS. 155 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,062 (gasps) OH, MY GOD! 156 00:07:12,062 --> 00:07:14,605 (laughs) THAT'S GREAT! 157 00:07:14,605 --> 00:07:16,607 (gasps) OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS 158 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:18,669 WHEN YOU WERE BEGGING FOR SEX THIS MORNING? 159 00:07:18,669 --> 00:07:21,111 YOU WOULD'VE CLOSED THAT DEAL, TOO. (laugh) OH! 160 00:07:21,111 --> 00:07:24,114 OH. WE'RE RICH AGAIN! HALLELUJAH! WELL, WE ARE NOT 161 00:07:24,114 --> 00:07:26,116 "LIGHTING CIGARS WITH $5 BILLS" RICH, 162 00:07:26,116 --> 00:07:28,148 BUT WE ARE HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 163 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,120 OH! HONEY, WE'RE GONNA BE US AGAIN-- 164 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,583 THE OLD CARLOS AND GABY. 165 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:34,725 (chuckles) YOU KNOW WHAT? 166 00:07:34,725 --> 00:07:36,727 I'M GONNA WEAR MY DRESS FROM THE NIGHT YOU PROPOSED. 167 00:07:36,727 --> 00:07:39,730 (scoffs) YOU STILL FIT IN THAT? 168 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:42,963 (singsongy) WE'RE RICH AGAIN! HALLELUJAH! 169 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,136 HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED ME WORKING MY BUTT OFF? 170 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:49,770 I'M ALMOST BACK TO THE WEIGHT I WAS WHEN WE GOT MARRIED! 171 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,102 (sighs) ALL I MEANT WAS... 172 00:07:52,102 --> 00:07:54,104 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR AN OLD DRESS. 173 00:07:54,104 --> 00:07:56,106 I WILL BUY YOU A NEW ONE. 174 00:07:56,106 --> 00:07:59,109 NO, NO. THIS'LL BE WAY MORE ROMANTIC. (chuckles) 175 00:07:59,109 --> 00:08:04,084 I'M ONE GOOD COLONIC AWAY FROM BEING THE OLD ME! 176 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,857 I'LL CALL THE RESTAURANT. 177 00:08:06,857 --> 00:08:10,060 THEY CAN WRITE THAT ON THE CAKE. 178 00:08:14,124 --> 00:08:17,227 SORRY. I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVED THAT CAR. 179 00:08:17,227 --> 00:08:20,631 THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO REMEMBER HER BY. 180 00:08:24,074 --> 00:08:26,577 I CALLED HER "FOXY." YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? 181 00:08:26,577 --> 00:08:27,808 NO. 182 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,509 (Dave) TOM. 183 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,682 I JUST HEARD. YOU SOLD THE CAR? 184 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:33,083 YEAH. (sighs) 185 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:36,587 WELL, WE NEEDED THE MONEY. THE RESTAURANT IS DYING. 186 00:08:36,587 --> 00:08:38,589 APPARENTLY, PEOPLE DON'T WANNA BUY THEIR PIZZA 187 00:08:38,589 --> 00:08:42,653 FROM PARENTS OF AN ALLEGED ARSONIST. YEAH, BUT PORTER DIDN'T DO IT. 188 00:08:42,653 --> 00:08:46,256 WELL, MAYBE PEOPLE STILL THINK THAT HE'S GUILTY, 189 00:08:46,256 --> 00:08:48,258 OR MAYBE IT'S THE ECONOMY. 190 00:08:48,258 --> 00:08:50,530 OR MAYBE IT'S BOTH. I DON'T KNOW. 191 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,533 ALL I KNOW IS, I AM DRIVING A "DAD CAR" 192 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,737 WHILE SOME OTHER GUY IS OUT ROLLING WITH FOXY. 193 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,169 OH, BUDDY. I'M SO SORRY. 194 00:09:03,173 --> 00:09:06,116 I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO. 195 00:09:06,116 --> 00:09:07,978 WE SHOULD GET GOING. 196 00:09:07,978 --> 00:09:11,922 BUT IF WE CAN HELP IN ANY WAY, UM, LET US KNOW. 197 00:09:11,922 --> 00:09:13,924 OKAY? THANKS. 198 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,293 OKAY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED BACK THERE? 199 00:09:23,293 --> 00:09:25,095 NOTHING. 200 00:09:25,095 --> 00:09:27,598 (laughs) OH, YEAH. LIKE THAT'S GONNA WORK. 201 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:30,100 WHY CAN'T YOU EVER REMEMBER WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH? 202 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:33,103 BOB? BOB? BOB? BOB-- I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL DAY. 203 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:34,805 BOB? B-- FINE. 204 00:09:34,805 --> 00:09:37,107 THE DAY THE CASE AGAINST PORTER WAS DISMISSED, 205 00:09:37,107 --> 00:09:40,611 I WAS GOING OVER THE DISCOVERY MATERIALS THAT THE D.A. SENT ME. 206 00:09:40,611 --> 00:09:42,112 OKAY? SO? 207 00:09:42,112 --> 00:09:45,115 THE WITNESS WHO PUT PORTER IN THE STORAGE ROOM AT THE CLUB, 208 00:09:45,115 --> 00:09:48,719 THE ONLY ONE LINKING HIM DIRECTLY TO THE ARSON-- 209 00:09:48,719 --> 00:09:51,121 TOM'S HELPFUL BUDDY THERE-- DAVE WILLIAMS. 210 00:09:51,121 --> 00:09:53,293 WHAT? YEAH. 211 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,295 PORTER WASN'T EVEN IN THE BUILDING. 212 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,597 WHAT THE HELL IS DAVE DOING? 213 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,831 I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE HAVE TO TELL TOM AND LYNETTE. NO, THAT'LL JUST GET UGLY. 214 00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:02,773 I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 215 00:10:02,773 --> 00:10:04,775 LEE, THE CHARGES HAVE BEEN DROPPED. 216 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:07,207 IT'S NO LONGER OUR BUSINESS. 217 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,910 BESIDES, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT DAVE GUY 218 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,742 THAT SCARES ME. 219 00:10:14,685 --> 00:10:17,047 (both speaking inaudibly) 220 00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:29,960 (grunts) OH! 221 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,962 OH, I DON'T GET IT! 222 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:34,965 I'M ONLY A FEW POUNDS AWAY FROM MY RUNWAY WEIGHT. 223 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:37,968 YOU WANT ME TO LET IT OUT? (sighs) THAT WOULD BE CHEATING. 224 00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:39,970 I'M GONNA TRY TO GO PEE AGAIN. 225 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:43,013 IT'S OKAY. YOU'VE HAD TWO CHILDREN. 226 00:10:43,013 --> 00:10:45,846 THE WEIGHT REDISTRIBUTES. GIVE IN TO IT! I DID. 227 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,848 JEAN, YOU DIDN'T JUST GIVE IN TO IT. 228 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,020 YOU SLAPPED A PIECE OF CHEESE ON IT. 229 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,322 YEAH, I SAID IT. NOW JUST FIX THE HEM. 230 00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:55,325 AND THIS TIME, TRY NOT TO LEAVE THE EDGES FRAYED. 231 00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:58,188 (sighs) 232 00:10:58,188 --> 00:11:00,030 OOH! OOH! 233 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,894 HEY, EDIE! WAIT UP! 234 00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:09,239 NOW DON'T FORGET, THE CLASP IS BROKEN. 235 00:11:09,239 --> 00:11:11,071 OH, I'LL REPLACE IT. 236 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,073 IT MAY NOT MATCH EXACTLY. 237 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,405 BUT, UM, YOUR HAIR WILL COVER IT. 238 00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:18,749 JEAN, CARLOS IS TAKING ME TO THE PALM, NOT OUT FOR HOAGIES. 239 00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:20,280 MAKE IT PERFECT. 240 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,013 HUH. I SEE JEAN IS BACK. 241 00:11:23,013 --> 00:11:25,185 AH, YEAH. TIMES ARE GOOD. 242 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,817 NOT FOR HER. 243 00:11:26,817 --> 00:11:28,719 HER, MRS. McCLUSKEY SAID SOMETHING 244 00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:30,721 ABOUT YOU LOSING 5 POUNDS IN ONE DAY. 245 00:11:30,721 --> 00:11:32,222 HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 246 00:11:32,222 --> 00:11:34,995 I GOT DRUNK ON BOURBON AND THREW UP ALL OVER HER LAWN. 247 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,768 NO, NOT THAT STORY. SOMETHING ABOUT A BOOT CAMP. 248 00:11:37,768 --> 00:11:39,429 OH, YEAH. JUST STARTED. 249 00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:41,902 VERY MILITARY, VERY INTENSE. 250 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,234 THAT'S PERFECT. I'M TRYING TO FIT IN AN OLD DRESS. 251 00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:48,708 I NEED INTENSE. FORGET IT. YOU CAN'T GET IN WITHOUT A RECOMMENDATION, 252 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,211 AND I'M NOT RECOMMENDING YOU. WHY NOT? 253 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,184 BECAUSE YOU'D EMBARRASS ME. THIS IS REAL EXERCISE. 254 00:11:54,184 --> 00:11:57,447 IT'S NOT THE LOTUS POSITION FOLLOWED BY A MOCHA LATTE. 255 00:11:57,447 --> 00:12:02,052 OH, YOU'RE JUST AFRAID I'M GONNA LOOK BETTER THAN YOU! 256 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,496 6:00 A.M., THE PARK. PREPARE TO DIE. 257 00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:11,401 JEEZ. THIS IS THE TUITION? 258 00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:14,104 WE'RE GONNA BLOW HIS COLLEGE FUND ON FIRST GRADE. 259 00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:17,507 I KNOW, I KNOW. WE MAY HAVE TO GIVE UP A FEW LUXURIES. 260 00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:19,840 YEAH, LIKE FOOD AND HEAT. 261 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,412 OKAY, YOU KNOW THE PROBLEMS THEY'RE HAVING AT HIS SCHOOL. 262 00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:24,414 AND NOW WITH ALL THE BUDGET CUTBACKS... 263 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:26,416 I MEAN, THIS PLACE IS FABULOUS. 264 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:29,149 YEAH, I'M NOT SAYING IT'S NOT. I'D KILL TO SEND HIM THERE. 265 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,282 BUT I JUST CAN'T SWING IT. WELL, WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 266 00:12:32,282 --> 00:12:33,984 MY EDITOR JUST QUIT, 267 00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:37,828 AND MY BOOKS ARE NOT EXACTLY FLYING OFF THE SHELVES. 268 00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:40,490 COULD YOU PICK UP SOME EXTRA SHIFTS? OH, YEAH, I WILL... 269 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:44,194 (papers hit table) AS SOON AS THEY CREATE A 30-HOUR DAY. 270 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:48,198 I'M WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK. WHAT ABOUT THAT BIG JOB YOU JUST DID FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS? 271 00:12:48,198 --> 00:12:50,500 WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT MONEY? 272 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,103 SUSAN, WE'RE NOT MARRIED ANYMORE. 273 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:56,106 AND WHAT I DO WITH MY MONEY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 274 00:12:56,106 --> 00:12:58,778 YEAH, WELL, IF WE WERE STILL MARRIED, YOU'D... 275 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,150 (door opens and closes) 276 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:04,014 PROBABLY WOULD'VE WAITED UNTIL I FINISHED MY SENTENCE. 277 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,217 WHAT'S THIS? 278 00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:08,488 A CHECK. 279 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,892 I UNDERSTAND YOU AND TOM ARE GOING THROUGH SOME ROUGH TIMES. 280 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,794 NO. OH! 281 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,097 THANK YOU, BUT I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS. 282 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:23,573 HOWEVER, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW MUCH I'M NOT ACCEPTING. 283 00:13:23,573 --> 00:13:26,276 $20,000?! 284 00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:29,980 HOW MANY COOKBOOKS ARE YOU SELLING, WOMAN? WE JUST WENT TO A SECOND PRINTING, 285 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,542 AND NOW THEY'RE TALKING A 3-BOOK DEAL. (gasps) 286 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,514 SO SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT GONNA MISS THAT MONEY. 287 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,046 WOW! 288 00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:37,417 THAT MUST BE NICE. 289 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,990 BUT... I CAN'T ACCEPT IT. 290 00:13:41,351 --> 00:13:43,353 WHY NOT? WHAT'S THE POINT OF SUCCESS 291 00:13:43,353 --> 00:13:45,825 IF YOU CAN'T SHARE IT WITH THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE? 292 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,959 BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO PAY YOU BACK, 293 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:52,302 AND THEN YOU STOP LOVING THEM. THEN IT'S NOT A LOAN, IT'S A GIFT. 294 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,036 DON'T YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY COMING UP? 295 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,269 (laughs) AND SO DO YOU. 296 00:13:59,269 --> 00:14:01,341 AND I'M GONNA FEEL REAL CRAPPY 297 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,473 WHEN YOU UNWRAP YOUR LAVENDER BATH BEADS. 298 00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:05,175 COME ON, LYNETTE. 299 00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:08,148 YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS MONEY WON'T TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF. 300 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:11,151 IT WOULD. 301 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,955 BUT I CAN'T. I WOULDN'T WANT IT TO AFFECT OUR FRIENDSHIP. 302 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,126 (scoffs) 303 00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:17,457 (whispers) OKAY. 304 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,989 ALTHOUGH... 305 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,292 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO OWN 306 00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:25,165 A PIECE OF AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT? WHAT? 307 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,167 IT WOULDN'T BE A LOAN OR A GIFT. 308 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,139 IT WOULD BE... AN INVESTMENT 309 00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:33,303 THAT WOULD BUY YOU, SAY... 15% OF SCAVO'S. 310 00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:35,175 OH! WELL, THAT'S AN INTRIGUING OFFER. 311 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:38,178 IF WE DO WELL, YOU GET A CUT OF THE PROFITS. 312 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:42,552 IF WE GO BELLY-UP, WE LIQUIDATE, AND YOU GET THE FIRST $20,000. 313 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:46,016 AND THEN, OF COURSE, MY FAMILY MOVES IN WITH YOU. 314 00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:48,959 SO... DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 315 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,661 WE MOST CERTAINLY DO... 316 00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:53,093 PARTNER. 317 00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:57,027 SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S STRANGE 318 00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,029 I HAVE A CONTRACT FOR MY EXERCISE CLASS. 319 00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:01,301 BUT I WANT PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND 320 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,504 THE COMMITMENT I EXPECT FROM THEM. I FOUND IN THE PAST-- HERE YOU GO. 321 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,078 ALL SIGNED. YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ IT. 322 00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:10,040 OH, NO NEED. I'M UP FOR ANYTHING. 323 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,042 ALTHOUGH I DID JUST GET A MANICURE, 324 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,584 SO NOTHING THAT MIGHT CHIP A NAIL. 325 00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:16,286 MRS. SOLIS... 326 00:15:16,286 --> 00:15:19,289 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I LEARN IN THE ISRAELI ARMY. 327 00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:22,552 A GROUP WITHOUT COMMITMENT IS A GROUP THAT WILL FAIL. 328 00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:25,155 THE WOMEN IN MY MORNING CLASS ARE COMMITTED. 329 00:15:25,155 --> 00:15:27,157 I AM STARTING TO THINK 330 00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:29,559 THAT YOU ARE NOT TOUGH ENOUGH. 331 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,301 NOT TOUGH ENOUGH? 332 00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:34,965 (scoffs) LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MR. IRAQI ARMY GUY. 333 00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:36,606 ISRAELI. WHATEVER. 334 00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:39,569 I USED TO BE A MODEL, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WAR IS 335 00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:41,571 UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN IN A DRESSING ROOM 336 00:15:41,571 --> 00:15:44,514 WITH A BUNCH OF SIZE ZEROES REACHING FOR THE LAST RICE CAKE. 337 00:15:44,514 --> 00:15:47,217 I AM PLENTY TOUGH. I'M NOT SO SURE. 338 00:15:47,217 --> 00:15:50,050 HEY, I KNOW SOME OF THOSE WOMEN IN YOUR EXERCISE CLASS. 339 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:53,253 THE MOST EXERCISE THEY EVER GET IS CUTTING A PIECE OF CAKE. THAT'S A LAP! 340 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,085 EXCUSE ME? IN THE CONTRACT. 341 00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:57,387 THERE ARE CERTAIN WORDS I DO NOT TOLERATE-- 342 00:15:57,387 --> 00:16:00,290 "CAKE," "TIRED," 343 00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:02,732 "CAN'T," "DOUGHNUT." 344 00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:06,036 IF I HEAR THEM, YOU OWE ME A LAP. 345 00:16:06,036 --> 00:16:09,269 (scoffs) IT'S AN EXERCISE CLASS. WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY "DOUGHNUT"? 346 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,142 THAT'S ANOTHER LAP! 347 00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:15,305 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE THIS A LITTLE GANDER. 348 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,318 COME ON, LADIES! 349 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:30,320 WHEN I WAS IN THE SPECIAL FORCES, 350 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,323 WE WOULD DO SIT-UPS IN 115-DEGREE WEATHER. 351 00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:35,695 I STILL HAVE SAND IN MY ASS. 352 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,528 YOU PEOPLE ARE WEAK! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 353 00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:41,331 (wheezes and coughs) 354 00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:43,333 (lowered voice) GABY, KNOCK IT OFF. 355 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,475 YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL IN TROUBLE. (exhales) 356 00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,137 IT'S HARD. 357 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:50,009 OF COURSE IT IS. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED BOOT CAMP. 358 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,712 JUST HANG IN THERE, GABY. WE ALL WENT THROUGH IT. 359 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,485 SHUT UP, MONA. I'M PUKING AIR. 360 00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:56,786 (groans) 361 00:16:56,786 --> 00:16:59,049 HE'S COMING. GET CRUNCHING. 362 00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:03,423 HEY! DID I HEAR TALKING? 363 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,226 SORRY, SIR! SHE GOT A LITTLE NAUSEOUS. 364 00:17:08,058 --> 00:17:10,230 I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. 365 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,232 YOU RETCH ON YOUR OWN TIME. 366 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,764 (panting) OKAY. WE NEED TO TALK. 367 00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:17,036 (lowered voice) GABY, NO. 368 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,139 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? GET YOUR BUTT BACK DOWN! 369 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,541 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. TIME-OUT. TIME-OUT? 370 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,574 LOOK, I APPRECIATE THIS WHOLE MILITARY COMMANDO ACT, 371 00:17:24,574 --> 00:17:29,119 BUT I'M NEW AT THIS, AND FRANKLY, THIS IS A BIT MUCH. A BIT MUCH? 372 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,681 YEAH. ARE WE GONNA GET A BREAK SOON? 373 00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:34,784 OH. OH, WE WANT A BREAK. 374 00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:38,628 LIKE, MAYBE SOME COFFEE, SOME PASTRY? 375 00:17:38,628 --> 00:17:41,261 OH, THAT SOUNDS SO YUMMY. (chuckles) 376 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:45,064 YOU GOT ANY? NO, I DON'T GOT ANY! NOW GET DOWN OR I'M GONNA PUT YOU DOWN! 377 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:49,199 I SAID TIME-OUT! THERE IS NO TIME-OUT! YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT! NOW GET DOWN! 378 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:52,242 DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME. I AM PAYING. DO IT! DO IT! 379 00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:55,205 AAH! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! 380 00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:57,307 WHO BROUGHT HER HERE? 381 00:17:57,307 --> 00:17:59,309 THAT WOULD BE ME! (exhales) 382 00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:01,481 SORRY, SIR! (exhales) 383 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,283 BECAUSE OF EDIE, 384 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:07,357 OUR 2-MILE RUN IS NOW 4 MILES! 385 00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:08,388 (women groan) 386 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,260 (panting) 387 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,828 (Katherine laughs) 388 00:18:18,828 --> 00:18:22,672 OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THOSE. WOW! HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 389 00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:25,835 OH, SUSAN, YOU GOTTA CHECK THESE OUT. 390 00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:28,208 OH, PLEASE DON'T MAKE A FUSS. 391 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,210 THEY'RE MAGNIFICENT. SUSAN, LOOK AT 'EM. 392 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,713 UH, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT EXACTLY? THE PEARLS. 393 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,387 OH, THOSE. (chuckles) OH, THEY'RE STUNNING. 394 00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:39,149 OH. THANK YOU. 395 00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:42,692 WELL, I HAVE A BIG BAR MITZVAH TO PREP. SEE YA. 396 00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,254 (chuckles) 397 00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:46,326 OH. MM. SHE'S SO LUCKY. 398 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,328 MIKE IS SUCH A GREAT GUY. 399 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,531 WHAT? MIKE BOUGHT THOSE? HE BOUGHT HER PEARLS? 400 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,534 HE'S A KEEPER. 401 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:58,308 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DIDN'T KEEP HIM, DID YOU? 402 00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:00,310 MM. 403 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,441 SU-- 404 00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:05,915 (door opens) 405 00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:09,249 HI. LYNETTE, HI. OH, I WISH I HAD TIME FOR A CHAT, 406 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,221 BUT I'M ON MY WAY TO A MEETING. 407 00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:14,224 I MIGHT DESIGN MY OWN LINE OF BAKEWARE. CAN YOU IMAGINE? 408 00:19:14,224 --> 00:19:16,386 THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SEC. OKAY. 409 00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,388 TOM AND I ARE SO GRATEFUL FOR YOUR INVESTMENT 410 00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:21,391 THAT WE WANT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU. OH, THAT SOUNDS LOVELY. 411 00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:23,393 WE'D LIKE TO SHUT SCAVO'S DOWN FOR THE NIGHT 412 00:19:23,393 --> 00:19:26,896 AND THROW A PARTY IN YOUR HONOR. JUST FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 413 00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,869 WE'D TOAST YOUR SUCCESS AND HAVE A NIGHT OF FUN, 414 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:34,244 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. WHAT DO YOU SAY? OH, THAT SOUNDS NICE. CAN WE WALK AND TALK? 415 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:37,247 YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER? 416 00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:39,249 MY PUBLISHER HAS BEEN BEGGING ME 417 00:19:39,249 --> 00:19:41,751 TO DO A LOCAL LAUNCH FOR MY BOOK. HMM. 418 00:19:41,751 --> 00:19:43,753 I COULD DO A SIGNING AT YOUR RESTAURANT 419 00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:45,955 AND FINALLY FILL THE PLACE. 420 00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:49,659 WOULD YOU HOLD THAT FOR A MOMENT? OH. WELL, WE'VE FILLED THE PLACE MANY TIMES, BUT IT'S YOUR PARTY. 421 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:52,662 WHATEVER YOU WANT. OH, YOU CAN JUST PUT THAT ON A HANGER IN THE BACK. 422 00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:54,964 WHAT I WANT IS TO MAKE THIS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. 423 00:19:54,964 --> 00:19:58,598 WE CAN TURN ONE OF YOUR DISMAL THURSDAY NIGHT SEATINGS 424 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,371 INTO A REAL EVENT. 425 00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:03,433 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 426 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,375 WELL, DON'T THANK ME. IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 427 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,976 (chuckles) RIGHT. 428 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:10,410 (engine starts) 429 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,342 (sighs) 430 00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:15,785 GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT. 431 00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:20,590 SUSAN MAYER KNEW SHE COULDN'T ALWAYS GIVE HER SON 432 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:23,293 EVERYTHING SHE WOULD'VE LIKED... 433 00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:25,425 (sighs) 434 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,697 YET WHEN SHE SAW HER CHILD'S TUITION 435 00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:30,400 AROUND KATHERINE MAYFAIR'S NECK, 436 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,304 SHE FELT SOMETHING HAD BEEN STOLEN FROM HIM. 437 00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:38,768 AND IT DIDN'T TAKE HER LONG TO DECIDE... 438 00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:43,273 HOW SHE WAS GOING TO GET IT BACK. 439 00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:45,675 (cell phone rings) 440 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:46,776 (ring) 441 00:20:46,776 --> 00:20:48,348 (beep) 442 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,720 SUSAN, HI. Hi. You at home? 443 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,723 UH, YEAH. I'M JUST ABOUT TO JUMP IN THE SHOWER. WHAT'S UP? 444 00:20:53,723 --> 00:20:56,726 I'm going crazy 'cause I think I left my front door unlocked. 445 00:20:56,726 --> 00:21:00,360 Could you run and check? I'll stay on the line. 446 00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:05,465 NO, NO. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. 447 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,467 THE ONE DAY I DON'T LOCK UP, 448 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,670 I ALWAYS THINK THAT'S THE DAY SOMEBODY'S GONNA BREAK IN. 449 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,842 EXACTLY. 450 00:21:15,905 --> 00:21:19,979 AND SO EVEN THOUGH I WAS ALREADY HALFWAY TO THE AIRPORT, 451 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,382 I TURNED AROUND AND I CAME HOME, 452 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,485 AND, YEP, I HAD LEFT THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ON. 453 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,658 SO EVER SINCE THEN, I ALWAYS CHECK. 454 00:21:28,658 --> 00:21:31,361 Oh, I'm the same way. Anyway, you can relax. 455 00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:34,063 The front door's all locked up. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 456 00:21:34,063 --> 00:21:36,366 I'M ACTUALLY STILL WORRIED ABOUT THE SIDE DOOR. 457 00:21:36,366 --> 00:21:39,369 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CHECK THAT, TOO? Already did. You're good. 458 00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:43,473 (front door closes) Well, I'm gonna take that shower now. See ya later, hon. 459 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,006 (sighs) 460 00:21:54,544 --> 00:21:57,547 (humming) 461 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,100 (faucet squeaks) 462 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:14,364 (shower running) 463 00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:16,035 (grunts) 464 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,740 (Katherine) MIKE, IS THAT YOU? 465 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,612 (whispers) OH. OH. 466 00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:24,614 (grunts) 467 00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:26,476 (faucet shuts off) 468 00:22:26,476 --> 00:22:28,347 YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. 469 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,649 (gasps) 470 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,920 SUSAN? 471 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,482 HI. 472 00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:34,784 (gasps) 473 00:22:34,784 --> 00:22:36,926 HEY! 474 00:22:40,990 --> 00:22:42,492 SUSAN MAYER! 475 00:22:42,492 --> 00:22:47,467 FOR GOD SAKE, GIVE ME BACK MY PEARLS! 476 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,899 PEARLS OR TOWEL-- YOU DECIDE. 477 00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:52,902 YOU WOULDN'T DARE. I HAVE BEEN NAKED ON THIS STREET. 478 00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:56,776 IT WOULD BE NICE TO TAKE THE HEAT OFF THAT STORY. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? 479 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,949 MIKE SAID HE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR M.J.'s PRIVATE SCHOOL. 480 00:22:59,949 --> 00:23:01,711 NOW I KNOW WHY. 481 00:23:01,711 --> 00:23:03,783 HE WANTS TO SEE HIS GIRLFRIEND WEARING PEARLS 482 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,114 WHEN SHE FLASHES HIM. 483 00:23:05,114 --> 00:23:08,418 WHAT? HE WOULDN'T PAY FOR M.J.'s SCHOOL? 484 00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:10,490 NO. SO I WAS GOING TO TAKE THESE 485 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,492 AND SELL THEM TO TRY TO PAY FOR IT, 486 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,465 AND, YES, NOW THAT I'M SAYING IT OUT LOUD, 487 00:23:15,465 --> 00:23:19,469 I HEAR HOW STUPID THAT SOUNDS. I CAN'T BELIEVE MIKE WOULD DO THAT. 488 00:23:19,469 --> 00:23:21,431 WELL, HE DID. (bicycle approaches, thud) 489 00:23:21,431 --> 00:23:23,933 HEY, MRS. MAYFAIR. 490 00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:26,135 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 491 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:33,182 PERHAPS WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS LATER. 492 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,532 (shifts gears, removes keys from ignition) 493 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,107 THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. 494 00:24:00,510 --> 00:24:03,673 SO IS THIS A "WELCOME HOME, WE MISSED YOU" KIND OF THING 495 00:24:03,673 --> 00:24:05,475 OR... 496 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,848 OH. 497 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,120 DAMN RIGHT, "OH." WHAT HAPPENED TO "I'M BROKE 498 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,624 AND CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND M.J. TO PRIVATE SCHOOL"? DON'T GET ME WRONG, MIKE. 499 00:24:14,624 --> 00:24:17,126 IT WAS A WONDERFULLY GENEROUS PRESENT. 500 00:24:17,126 --> 00:24:20,229 BUT YOU CAN'T GO AROUND BLOWING YOUR KID'S MONEY 501 00:24:20,229 --> 00:24:22,231 ON JEWELRY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 502 00:24:22,231 --> 00:24:25,464 WHAT DID THESE COST YOU? $4,000, $5,000? 503 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,068 $129. 504 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,700 WHAT? 505 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,772 THEY'RE FAKE, OKAY? 506 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,974 AND I KNEW HOW BADLY YOU WANTED PEARLS, 507 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,677 AND I COULDN'T AFFORD REAL ONES. 508 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,479 AND THE SALESMAN SWORE YOU'D NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, 509 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,981 AND SHE DIDN'T. 510 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,482 WELL... 511 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:48,888 AT LEAST YOU WON'T FEEL BAD IF YOU EVER LOSE THEM. 512 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:51,160 (sighs) 513 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,163 I JUST WANTED TO GET YOU A REALLY NICE GIFT, 514 00:24:54,163 --> 00:24:55,865 AND I DON'T KNOW. 515 00:24:55,865 --> 00:24:57,897 I-I GUESS I WAS EMBARRASSED WHEN I COULDN'T. 516 00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,269 MIKE, DON'T EVER FEEL 517 00:25:00,269 --> 00:25:03,633 LIKE YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY TO IMPRESS ME. 518 00:25:03,633 --> 00:25:05,274 OKAY? 519 00:25:05,274 --> 00:25:07,206 TRUST ME. 520 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:10,009 I'M ALREADY VERY IMPRESSED. 521 00:25:15,044 --> 00:25:18,988 UGH. OKAY, OKAY. POINT MADE. 522 00:25:18,988 --> 00:25:20,720 MOVE ALONG. 523 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,153 I'LL GO FIX US SOME DINNER. 524 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:27,256 HOW DARE YOU. 525 00:25:27,256 --> 00:25:29,829 (scoffs) I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE FAKE. 526 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,831 I MEAN HOW DARE YOU THINK 527 00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:34,604 THAT I WOULD PUT JEWELRY FOR MY GIRLFRIEND 528 00:25:34,604 --> 00:25:36,666 AHEAD OF MY SON'S EDUCATION. 529 00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:38,668 OKAY, MAYBE I JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS, 530 00:25:38,668 --> 00:25:41,240 BUT THIS SCHOOL IS IMPORTANT FOR M.J. 531 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,243 I FEEL REALLY BAD THAT WE'RE FALLING SHORT. 532 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,245 SUSAN, I'VE BEEN AT WORK SINCE 6:00 THIS MORNING, 533 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:48,247 AND AFTER I INHALE A 5-MINUTE DINNER, 534 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,249 I'M GOING BACK OUT TILL MIDNIGHT. 535 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:53,252 I AM BUSTING MY ASS TO GIVE OUR SON THE BEST, 536 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:57,687 SO IF WE'RE FALLING SHORT, IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ME. 537 00:25:57,687 --> 00:26:02,291 (door opens and closes) 538 00:26:05,034 --> 00:26:08,898 (telephone rings) 539 00:26:08,898 --> 00:26:10,269 (ring) 540 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:12,101 (beep) 541 00:26:12,101 --> 00:26:13,242 WHAT? 542 00:26:13,242 --> 00:26:16,345 (man) Where are you? You're late for training. 543 00:26:16,345 --> 00:26:18,708 OH, YEAH, I QUIT THAT. 544 00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:21,711 There is no quitting. It's in the contract. 545 00:26:21,711 --> 00:26:25,214 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE IT UP WITH MY LAWYER. 546 00:26:25,214 --> 00:26:27,717 HERE HE IS. 547 00:26:27,717 --> 00:26:31,290 (snores) 548 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,293 (whistle blows) (man) WE ARE NOT LEAVING! 549 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,696 (whistle blows) 550 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,067 OH. 551 00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:40,229 COME ON, LADIES! KEEP GOING! 552 00:26:40,229 --> 00:26:42,301 KEEP IT MOVING! 553 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:46,035 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 554 00:26:46,035 --> 00:26:48,037 WHEN YOU DON'T COME TO BOOT CAMP, 555 00:26:48,037 --> 00:26:50,880 BOOT CAMP COMES TO YOU. FALL IN! 556 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:55,314 ARE YOU OUT OF MIND? I HAVE TWO SLEEPING CHILDREN. OH, I KNOW. I'VE SEEN THE CELLULITE. 557 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,648 FALL IN! DO IT, GABY. THERE IS NO QUITTING. 558 00:26:58,648 --> 00:27:00,690 OH, DON'T GET ALL HOLIER THAN THOU, MONA. 559 00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:04,924 I SAW YOU PULL INTO THE DOUGHNUT SHACK YESTERDAY. DOUGHNUT--THAT'S A LAP! 560 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,396 OH, REALLY? WELL, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE. 561 00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:10,629 I'M GOING BACK TO BED, BECAUSE I'M TIRED. 562 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,402 AND WHEN I WAKE UP, MAYBE I'LL HAVE SOME CAKE, 563 00:27:13,402 --> 00:27:16,305 AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME. 564 00:27:16,305 --> 00:27:17,967 (stomping footsteps) 565 00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:21,010 (door opens and closes) 566 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,914 (door opens) GABY! 567 00:27:24,914 --> 00:27:26,716 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 568 00:27:26,716 --> 00:27:28,718 IF YOU DON'T GET OUT THERE, 569 00:27:28,718 --> 00:27:30,850 HE IS GONNA TAKE IT OUT ON THE REST OF US. 570 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,852 WELL, FRANKLY, SOME OF THEM NEED IT. 571 00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:35,284 I JUST CAME FOR A LITTLE REMODEL, 572 00:27:35,284 --> 00:27:37,286 AND THERE ARE SOME REAL TEARDOWNS OUT THERE. 573 00:27:37,286 --> 00:27:39,358 WOW. YOU ARE ONE SPOILED, SELFISH, LITTLE BRAT. 574 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:42,361 OH, FOR GOD SAKES, EDIE, IT'S A STUPID EXERCISE CLASS. 575 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:45,865 I TRIED IT. IT SUCKED. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE. 576 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,868 LIGHTEN UP. WELL, THAT STUPID LITTLE EXERCISE CLASS IS FILLED 577 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:51,801 WITH WOMEN WHO BUST THEIR ASSES THREE TIMES A WEEK 578 00:27:51,801 --> 00:27:54,303 WHILE RAISING KIDS AND HOLDING DOWN FULL-TIME JOBS. 579 00:27:54,303 --> 00:27:56,806 WELL, THEY'RE CRAZY. HE YELLS, AND THEY JUMP. 580 00:27:56,806 --> 00:27:59,879 HE TELLS THEM TO RUN ALL THE WAY OVER HERE, AND THEY DO IT. 581 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:03,452 HE DIDN'T MAKE US COME HERE. WE AGREED TO. 582 00:28:03,452 --> 00:28:06,315 WHAT THE HELL FOR? 583 00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:08,017 BECAUSE YOU TOLD US 584 00:28:08,017 --> 00:28:12,021 THAT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU TO GET INTO THAT DRESS. 585 00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:14,163 SO WE CAME HERE TO SUPPORT YOU. 586 00:28:16,265 --> 00:28:19,168 YOU WANTED THE OLD GABY BACK? 587 00:28:19,168 --> 00:28:21,270 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU GOT HER-- 588 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:23,933 A SELF-CENTERED, OBNOXIOUS JERK. 589 00:28:25,474 --> 00:28:29,308 PERSONALLY, I LIKED POOR, PAUNCHY GABY BETTER. 590 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:32,281 AT LEAST SHE HAD SOME HUMILITY. 591 00:28:33,883 --> 00:28:36,345 (door opens) 592 00:28:36,345 --> 00:28:37,787 (door closes) 593 00:28:55,364 --> 00:28:57,867 OKAY, TIME TO STRETCH. 594 00:28:57,867 --> 00:28:59,268 NOT YOU! 595 00:28:59,268 --> 00:29:02,441 YOU ARE 25 MINUTES LATE. GIVE ME 50. 596 00:29:09,378 --> 00:29:11,951 (indistinct conversations) 597 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:14,383 (jazz playing) 598 00:29:14,383 --> 00:29:16,255 (sighs) 599 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:19,428 ♪♪♪ 600 00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:22,261 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE HER! 601 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,934 (chuckles) WELL, TECHNICALLY, I'M SHE, BUT YES. 602 00:29:24,934 --> 00:29:27,967 YOUR TURKEY TETRAZZINI SAVED MY MARRIAGE. 603 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:30,439 (laughs) WOULD YOU SIGN THIS FOR ME? 604 00:29:30,439 --> 00:29:32,271 CERTAINLY. 605 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:35,044 I AM SO EXCITED TO BE TASTING YOUR FOOD TONIGHT. 606 00:29:35,044 --> 00:29:37,446 MY FOOD? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 607 00:29:37,446 --> 00:29:40,149 OH, WELL, IT SAYS HERE THE CHEFS OF SCAVO'S 608 00:29:40,149 --> 00:29:43,412 ARE GOING TO BE MAKING RECIPES FROM YOUR BOOK. THEY ARE? 609 00:29:43,412 --> 00:29:46,515 I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY THAT FOUR CHEESE PIZZA. 610 00:29:46,515 --> 00:29:48,517 WELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO. 611 00:29:48,517 --> 00:29:50,289 EXCUSE ME. 612 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,421 LYNETTE. (chuckles) 613 00:29:52,421 --> 00:29:54,393 I UNDERSTAND YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CHEFS 614 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,896 WILL BE SERVING MY FOUR CHEESE PIZZA TONIGHT. 615 00:29:56,896 --> 00:30:00,399 YEP. JUST ADDING THE PARMESAN. 616 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:03,833 BUT THAT'S COMMERCIAL PARMESAN. 617 00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,104 SO? 618 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:07,236 SO THAT'S LIKE THE DUST THEY SWEEP OFF THE FLOOR 619 00:30:07,236 --> 00:30:09,238 OF A PLACE THAT MAKES REAL CHEESE. 620 00:30:09,238 --> 00:30:12,541 OH, NO. IT'S FINE. WE USE IT ALL THE TIME. 621 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,284 OH, PERHAPS YOU DO, BUT MY RECIPE SPECIFIES FRESH GRATED. 622 00:30:15,284 --> 00:30:17,286 BREE, NO ONE WILL NOTICE. 623 00:30:17,286 --> 00:30:20,289 PARMESAN IS THE FOURTH CHEESE IN A FOUR CHEESE PIZZA. 624 00:30:20,289 --> 00:30:22,892 IT'S THE RINGO OF THESE CHEESES. 625 00:30:22,892 --> 00:30:26,295 HEY, MR. SCAVO SAID THE GREASE TRAP IS OVERFLOWING AGAIN. 626 00:30:26,295 --> 00:30:29,128 OH, FOR PETE SAKE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 627 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:32,331 UH, TAKE YOUR TIME. 628 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,264 I'M SORRY. WE HAVEN'T BEEN INTRODUCED. 629 00:30:35,264 --> 00:30:37,436 I'M BREE HODGE, PART OWNER. 630 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,939 HI. I'M CINDY. WE'LL CHAT LATER. 631 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,942 ROLL OUT SOME DOUGH AND SHOW ME WHERE THE BASIL IS. 632 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,444 WE'LL BE SERVING THREE CHEESE PIZZA TONIGHT. 633 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,576 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIZZAS THAT WE JUST MADE? 634 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,151 (horn honks in distance) 635 00:30:53,422 --> 00:30:55,624 (exhales deeply) 636 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,498 TOM, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM FOR YOU. 637 00:31:09,498 --> 00:31:13,072 THIS PLACE IS PACKED. IT'S PACKED! YEP. YOU KNOW WHAT? BREE REALLY CAME THROUGH FOR US. 638 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,074 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. EVEN IF SHE HADN'T, 639 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,376 YOU WOULD HAVE LANDED ON YOUR FEET. 640 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,379 I HAD TOTAL FAITH IN YOU. AND YOU HAVE HAD THREE SCOTCH AND SODAS. 641 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,451 DUDE, THIS MONEY GOES RIGHT IN YOUR POCKET. 642 00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:24,954 MM! I'M JUST SUPPORTING YOU. 643 00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:27,586 (laughs) HEY, I GOTTA GO CHECK ON THAT GREASE TRAP. 644 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,589 YEAH, I GOTTA GET BACK TO EDIE. SHE WANTED ME HOME BY 10:00. 645 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,291 BUT, DUDE, CONGRATULATIONS. 646 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,592 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 647 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,324 SEE YA. YOU BET. 648 00:31:35,324 --> 00:31:36,495 HEY, TOM? 649 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:37,666 YEAH? 650 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:41,400 NOTHING. NEVER MIND. YOU'RE BUSY. YOU KNOW, WAIT. 651 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,402 I... (sighs) 652 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,574 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT... 653 00:31:45,574 --> 00:31:48,477 THAT GUY'S NOT YOUR FRIEND. WHO? DAVE? 654 00:31:48,477 --> 00:31:51,040 IS THERE SOMEPLACE WE CAN TALK? 655 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,641 YEAH. 656 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:02,151 (hums) 657 00:32:02,151 --> 00:32:03,522 SON OF A... 658 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,394 (thud) 659 00:32:05,394 --> 00:32:08,057 ♪♪♪ 660 00:32:08,057 --> 00:32:10,059 IF THIS DOESN'T STOP YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW 661 00:32:10,059 --> 00:32:13,262 FROM CRITICIZING YOUR COOKING, I WILL GIVE YOU A FULL REFUND. 662 00:32:13,262 --> 00:32:15,264 HEY, CAN I BORROW YOU A SEC? 663 00:32:15,264 --> 00:32:18,637 NOW? PEOPLE ARE WAITING. YOU'LL STILL BE A CELEBRITY IN FIVE MINUTES. COME ON. 664 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,939 EXCUSE ME. 665 00:32:25,975 --> 00:32:28,177 (siren wailing in distance) 666 00:32:28,177 --> 00:32:30,419 YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS? 667 00:32:30,419 --> 00:32:33,182 OH, DEAR. I WAS HOPING TO SPARE YOUR FEELINGS, 668 00:32:33,182 --> 00:32:36,385 BUT SINCE YOU KNOW, I WASN'T COMFORTABLE HAVING MY RECIPE 669 00:32:36,385 --> 00:32:38,957 MADE WITH SUBSTANDARD INGREDIENTS. 670 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,130 WE USE THAT PARMESAN ALL THE TIME. 671 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:44,433 YOU CAN'T GO CHANGING THINGS WITHOUT ASKING ME. 672 00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:46,395 HEY, YOU MADE ME PARTNER. 673 00:32:46,395 --> 00:32:49,338 I CAN CHANGE 15%, AND I CHOSE THE PARMESAN. 674 00:32:49,338 --> 00:32:51,340 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD, 675 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,372 BUT PEOPLE ARE RAVING ABOUT MY PIZZA. 676 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:55,674 WELL, THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE LOVED MY PIZZA, TOO, 677 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,376 BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW, 678 00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:00,379 BECAUSE MY PARTNER THREW IT IN THE GARBAGE. WHAT A WASTE. 679 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,482 FINE. I'LL REIMBURSE YOU, IF THAT'LL MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 680 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,255 OH, SURE. IT'S ONLY MONEY, RIGHT? 681 00:33:06,255 --> 00:33:09,188 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 682 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,260 WE ALL KNOW HOW WELL YOU'RE DOING, BREE. 683 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:13,322 YOU HAVE MADE THAT VERY CLEAR. 684 00:33:13,322 --> 00:33:15,664 BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE LORDING IT OVER EVERYBODY 685 00:33:15,664 --> 00:33:17,696 JUST 'CAUSE YOU'VE CAUGHT A COUPLE OF BREAKS. 686 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,398 CAUGHT A COUPLE OF BREAKS? 687 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:23,032 I'VE WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET WHERE I AM. 688 00:33:23,032 --> 00:33:26,035 I'VE WORKED MY ASS OFF, TOO. I JUST WASN'T AS LUCKY AS YOU. 689 00:33:26,035 --> 00:33:29,238 WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED THAT WE CREATE OUR OWN LUCK. 690 00:33:29,238 --> 00:33:31,380 MEANING THAT I'VE CREATED MY OWN FAILURE? 691 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:35,714 WELL, NOT COMPLETELY, BUT LET'S FACE IT. YOU DO CUT CORNERS. 692 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,716 I MEAN, ONE OF THE THINGS I CAN TEACH YOU 693 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,719 IS THE IMPORTANCE OF THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL. WOW. TALK ABOUT LUCK. 694 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:43,722 WHEN I OFFERED TO THROW YOU THIS LITTLE THANK-YOU PARTY, 695 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:46,725 I NEVER IMAGINED THAT IT WOULD TURN INTO AN OPPORTUNITY 696 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:50,329 FOR ME TO LEARN FROM THE GREAT BREE HODGE. 697 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:52,461 WELL, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDED $20,000 698 00:33:52,461 --> 00:33:54,433 TO KEEP MY BUSINESS AFLOAT. 699 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:58,067 NO, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NEVER GONNA LET ME FORGET IT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 700 00:33:58,067 --> 00:34:01,270 HOME. TELL ME HOW THE PARTY I THREW FOR YOU TURNS OUT. 701 00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:05,144 LYNETTE, I-I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET. 702 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,545 I KNOW YOU DON'T, 703 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,577 BUT FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WOULD'VE. 704 00:34:08,577 --> 00:34:10,048 (crash) 705 00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:13,282 MY CAR! 706 00:34:15,224 --> 00:34:18,056 YOU KNOW THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT, RIGHT? 707 00:34:19,588 --> 00:34:22,561 I DID THE BEST I COULD ON THE CLASP, MRS. SOLIS. 708 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:26,135 I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE. 709 00:34:26,135 --> 00:34:27,596 OKAY, BE HONEST. 710 00:34:27,596 --> 00:34:30,139 (singsongy) HERE I COME. 711 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,773 (gasps) 712 00:34:40,149 --> 00:34:42,151 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 713 00:34:42,151 --> 00:34:45,284 YOU ARE STUNNING. 714 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,556 RADIANT. 715 00:34:47,556 --> 00:34:49,218 REALLY? 716 00:34:49,218 --> 00:34:50,419 REALLY. 717 00:34:50,419 --> 00:34:52,221 YOU'RE BACK, MRS. SOLIS, 718 00:34:52,221 --> 00:34:54,693 EXACTLY LIKE YOU WERE BEFORE. 719 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:57,496 OH, I THINK I'VE CHANGED A LITTLE BIT. 720 00:34:57,496 --> 00:34:59,798 NOT THAT I CAN SEE. 721 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:07,436 IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE, I'LL BE GOING. 722 00:35:07,436 --> 00:35:08,677 JEAN, WAIT. 723 00:35:08,677 --> 00:35:10,679 WHAT IS IT? IS THERE A PROBLEM? 724 00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:13,582 NO, NO. IT'S PERFECT. (chuckles) 725 00:35:13,582 --> 00:35:15,544 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU 726 00:35:15,544 --> 00:35:17,886 HOW HELPFUL YOU'VE BEEN TO ME OVER THE YEARS, 727 00:35:17,886 --> 00:35:20,389 AND I'M REALLY GRATEFUL. 728 00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:22,551 THANK YOU. 729 00:35:32,401 --> 00:35:35,133 HEY, BUDDY. HOW WAS THE REST OF THE... (grunts) 730 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,535 OH! 731 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:39,368 I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 732 00:35:39,368 --> 00:35:41,410 WHAT?! DON'T GIVE ME THAT! 733 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:46,315 I KNOW THAT YOU TOLD THE COPS THAT PORTER SET THAT FIRE. I DIDN'T SAY HE SET THE FIRE. 734 00:35:46,315 --> 00:35:48,917 I ONLY SAID I SAW HIM IN THE BACK HALLWAY. 735 00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:51,250 YOU COULDN'T HAVE! HE WASN'T THERE! 736 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:54,253 TOM, THE COPS WERE REALLY GRILLING ME. 737 00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:55,684 THEY WOULDN'T LET UP. 738 00:35:55,684 --> 00:35:58,887 I HAD TO TELL THEM WHAT I THOUGHT I SAW. 739 00:35:58,887 --> 00:36:01,790 PORTER COULD HAVE GONE TO JAIL. 740 00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:04,833 YOU ALMOST DESTROYED MY FAMILY, DESTROYED OUR BUSINESS. 741 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:07,796 I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. I SWEAR. 742 00:36:07,796 --> 00:36:10,599 I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU OR LYNETTE. 743 00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:13,602 OH, LYNETTE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. I DIDN'T TELL HER. 744 00:36:13,602 --> 00:36:15,944 IF I HAD, YOU'D BE DEAD. 745 00:36:15,944 --> 00:36:18,547 I AM SO SORRY. 746 00:36:18,547 --> 00:36:20,779 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE SAID ANYTHING TO THE COPS. 747 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:24,313 IT WAS DARK. I'D BEEN DRINKING. YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME. 748 00:36:24,313 --> 00:36:27,286 (grunts) 749 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,457 STOP. 750 00:36:28,457 --> 00:36:30,659 JUST STOP. 751 00:36:30,659 --> 00:36:32,361 (grunts) 752 00:36:32,361 --> 00:36:33,762 ARE YOU DONE? 753 00:36:33,762 --> 00:36:35,564 YEAH. 754 00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:40,429 (sighs) THIS IS CRAZY. 755 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:43,432 I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY WE CAN WORK THIS OUT. 756 00:36:43,432 --> 00:36:45,874 WE'RE FRIENDS. 757 00:36:45,874 --> 00:36:48,607 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO. 758 00:36:50,339 --> 00:36:52,341 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 759 00:36:57,486 --> 00:37:01,290 TOM. 760 00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:03,952 TOM. 761 00:37:03,952 --> 00:37:07,596 (growls) 762 00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:23,472 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 763 00:37:23,472 --> 00:37:26,244 GO AHEAD. SHOOT. 764 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,347 I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT 765 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,749 ABOUT YOUR FIRST WIFE. 766 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,451 EDIE. 767 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:35,884 I KNOW. JUST ONE QUESTION, AND THEN I'LL SHUT IT. 768 00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:38,787 I DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT HER. 769 00:37:38,787 --> 00:37:41,790 IT HAS BEEN WEEKS SINCE I FOUND OUT SHE EVEN EXISTED, 770 00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:43,792 AND I'VE NEVER MENTIONED HER ONCE. 771 00:37:43,792 --> 00:37:49,338 COME ON. LOOK AT THIS AS MY REWARD. 772 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,741 OKAY. 773 00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:54,343 ONE QUESTION. 774 00:37:56,004 --> 00:37:59,478 BEING MARRIED TO HER... MM-HMM. 775 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:02,411 OR BEING MARRIED TO ME... MM. 776 00:38:02,411 --> 00:38:05,554 WHAT'S THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE? 777 00:38:05,554 --> 00:38:08,457 HONESTLY? 778 00:38:08,457 --> 00:38:11,620 OUR MARRIAGE IS MORE REAL. 779 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:13,362 REALLY? 780 00:38:13,362 --> 00:38:14,863 MM. 781 00:38:14,863 --> 00:38:16,865 IN WHAT WAY? 782 00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:23,632 WELL, WITH HER, IT WAS LIKE... 783 00:38:23,632 --> 00:38:24,973 A FAIRY TALE. 784 00:38:24,973 --> 00:38:28,377 I THOUGHT IT WOULD LAST FOREVER. 785 00:38:28,377 --> 00:38:30,439 IT DIDN'T. 786 00:38:30,439 --> 00:38:32,741 WHAT YOU AND I HAVE IS MORE REAL 787 00:38:32,741 --> 00:38:35,714 BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S NOT FOREVER. 788 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:38,547 WHEN I HOLD YOU, 789 00:38:38,547 --> 00:38:40,549 WHEN I KISS YOU, 790 00:38:40,549 --> 00:38:43,321 I TRY TO REMIND MYSELF TO APPRECIATE THE MOMENT, 791 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,624 BECAUSE TOMORROW MAY NEVER COME. 792 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,996 LOVE... 793 00:38:47,996 --> 00:38:53,331 IS JUST TEMPORARY. 794 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,004 THE WAY THE FAIRY TALE ENDS... 795 00:38:56,004 --> 00:38:57,806 IS DEATH. 796 00:39:04,072 --> 00:39:06,415 MY FIRST INSTINCT 797 00:39:06,415 --> 00:39:09,578 WAS TO ASK YOU IF SHE WAS PRETTIER THAN ME. 798 00:39:09,578 --> 00:39:13,622 WHEN WILL I LEARN TO GO WITH MY GUT? 799 00:39:13,622 --> 00:39:16,124 (sighs) 800 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,533 I'M SORRY. YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE TUITION? 801 00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,634 NO. 802 00:39:25,634 --> 00:39:27,836 BUT I READ IN YOUR BROCHURE 803 00:39:27,836 --> 00:39:30,539 THAT FACULTY MEMBERS GET A 50% DISCOUNT, 804 00:39:30,539 --> 00:39:32,771 SO FOR YOUR ART DEPARTMENT, 805 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,574 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HIRE 806 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:38,807 AN AWARD-WINNING CHILDREN'S BOOK ILLUSTRATOR 807 00:39:38,807 --> 00:39:42,911 WHO IS GREAT WITH KIDS AND HAS A FACE YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO? 808 00:39:42,911 --> 00:39:44,453 UNFORTUNATELY, 809 00:39:44,453 --> 00:39:46,585 OUR ART DEPARTMENT IS FULLY STAFFED. 810 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:50,459 CAN'T SAY NO. (chuckles nervously) 811 00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:52,591 MISS MAYER, 812 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,093 I APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM 813 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,825 AND THE FACE, 814 00:39:56,825 --> 00:39:59,468 BUT I'M AFRAID IT JUST WON'T WORK OUT. 815 00:39:59,468 --> 00:40:01,029 I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK. 816 00:40:01,029 --> 00:40:03,872 YES. 817 00:40:05,634 --> 00:40:07,405 RIGHT. 818 00:40:11,039 --> 00:40:13,041 NO, WRONG. 819 00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:16,114 MISS MAYER, PLEASE, I'M SO BUSY. 820 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:19,618 LOOK, I KNOW I SAID THAT M.J. WAS A STAR STUDENT, 821 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,550 BUT THE TRUTH IS, 822 00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:24,553 HE'S ONE OF THOSE KIDS THAT NEEDS EXTRA ATTENTION. 823 00:40:24,553 --> 00:40:27,055 THE CLASSES AT HIS SCHOOL ARE WAY TOO BIG, 824 00:40:27,055 --> 00:40:30,098 AND I SEE HIM GETTING LOST IN THE SHUFFLE. 825 00:40:30,098 --> 00:40:33,131 AND IF HE GETS LOST NOW... 826 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,703 (sighs) 827 00:40:34,703 --> 00:40:37,566 MY EX-HUSBAND IS DOING EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN, 828 00:40:37,566 --> 00:40:40,569 AND I NEED TO KNOW THAT I AM, TOO. 829 00:40:42,511 --> 00:40:44,673 I WILL SERVE LUNCHES. 830 00:40:44,673 --> 00:40:47,015 I WILL BE A JANITOR. 831 00:40:47,015 --> 00:40:48,677 ANYTHING. 832 00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:54,122 BUT I AM NOT WALKING OUT ON MY SON'S FUTURE. 833 00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:01,860 WELL, ONE OF OUR ART TEACHERS DOES NEED AN ASSISTANT, 834 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:04,092 BUT YOU'RE COMPLETELY OVERQUALIFIED. 835 00:41:04,092 --> 00:41:06,535 I'LL TAKE IT. 836 00:41:10,499 --> 00:41:12,641 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOB. 837 00:41:12,641 --> 00:41:14,703 CONGRATULATIONS 838 00:41:14,703 --> 00:41:17,606 ON GETTING ME OUT OF YOUR OFFICE. 839 00:41:21,049 --> 00:41:23,181 WHAT'S THAT? 840 00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:25,584 A CHECK FOR THE DAMAGE TO YOUR CAR. 841 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,256 I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO THROUGH MY INSURANCE COMPANY. 842 00:41:28,256 --> 00:41:30,759 OH, LYNETTE, DON'T BE SILLY. IT'S JUST THE BUMPER. 843 00:41:30,759 --> 00:41:34,092 YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. 844 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,694 YES, I DO. 845 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,196 AND THE MINUTE WE'RE BACK ON OUR FEET, 846 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,498 I AM GONNA PAY BACK YOUR INVESTMENT-- 847 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,130 EVERY PENNY, 848 00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:44,833 WITH INTEREST. 849 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:48,607 LYNETTE, STOP. WAIT. PLEASE. DON'T BE THIS WAY. 850 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:51,209 I DON'T WANT MONEY TO GET IN THE WAY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP. 851 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,981 YEAH... 852 00:41:52,981 --> 00:41:55,684 I THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. 853 00:42:02,591 --> 00:42:04,092 (door closes) 854 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:12,961 THERE'S A LOT YOU CAN DO WITH MONEY IN THE SUBURBS. 855 00:42:12,961 --> 00:42:16,134 YOU CAN PAY FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN. 856 00:42:20,609 --> 00:42:23,171 YOU CAN PROVIDE A PRIVATE SCHOOL EDUCATION. 857 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:32,020 YOU CAN PURCHASE A TOKEN OF AFFECTION. 858 00:42:35,784 --> 00:42:38,957 BUT THE ONE THING YOU MUST NEVER DO WITH MONEY 859 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:41,860 IS USE IT AS A WEAPON, 860 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,993 BECAUSE SOMEONE... 861 00:42:44,993 --> 00:42:48,667 ALWAYS GETS HURT. 63443

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