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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,002 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,705 CAN WE START OVER? 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,237 IT WAS A SURPRISING DAY FOR THE WOMEN OF WISTERIA LANE. 4 00:00:06,237 --> 00:00:09,380 (cell phone rings) WELL, I WAS WONDERING 5 00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:11,382 IF YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME. OKAY. 6 00:00:11,382 --> 00:00:15,416 HE'S GIVING HER ORGASMS?! AH! NOT DELIBERATELY. 7 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:18,349 I CAN SEE WE'RE GOING TO BE GREAT FRIENDS. 8 00:00:18,349 --> 00:00:21,021 YOU ARE A VIBRANT, ATTRACTIVE WOMAN, YOU-- 9 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,655 WHO HASN'T HAD SEX IN TWO YEARS. THAT SPELLS "GRANDMA" TO ME. 10 00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:28,159 LET ME COME STAY WITH YOU WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE. 11 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:29,700 THIS GUY THINKS I'M OUT OF COMMISSION, 12 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:32,163 AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 13 00:00:32,163 --> 00:00:34,265 YOU'VE BEEN ANTSY ALL NIGHT. I THINK I LEFT THE FREEZER DOOR AT SCAVO'S OPEN. 14 00:00:34,265 --> 00:00:36,237 BUT IT WAS AN EVEN MORE SURPRISING NIGHT... 15 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:39,170 CRAP! IT'S MY DAD! FOR THE SCAVOS. 16 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:42,513 WHERE IS SHE? DON'T. SHE ISN'T WEARING ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? 17 00:00:42,513 --> 00:00:45,045 WHO IS SHE? JUST SOME GIRL FROM ENGLISH CLASS. 18 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,178 I'M GONNA GO IN THE BATHROOM. 19 00:00:47,178 --> 00:00:50,181 YOU GOT 60 SECONDS TO GET HER OUT OF HERE. 20 00:01:04,835 --> 00:01:07,538 (Mary Alice) THERE WAS A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING 21 00:01:07,538 --> 00:01:10,070 IN THE SCAVO HOUSE THAT NIGHT. 22 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,843 YOU SEE, SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY 23 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:16,177 WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED WOMAN, 24 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:19,750 AND LYNETTE SCAVO SUSPECTED HER HUSBAND. 25 00:01:21,212 --> 00:01:23,114 HEY. (door closes) 26 00:01:23,114 --> 00:01:25,856 FALSE ALARM. THE FREEZER WAS SHUT TIGHT. 27 00:01:25,856 --> 00:01:29,260 UNFORTUNATELY FOR LYNETTE, SHE WAS WRONG. 28 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:30,661 LIAR. 29 00:01:30,661 --> 00:01:33,294 WHAT? I ALWAYS KNEW THINGS COULD CHANGE BETWEEN US, TOM, 30 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,166 BUT NO MATTER WHAT, 31 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:38,299 THE ONE THING I ALWAYS THOUGHT I'D GET IS YOUR RESPECT. 32 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,100 LYNETTE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 33 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:44,104 I FOLLOWED YOU TO THE WAREHOUSE. I KNOW EVERYTHING. 34 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,437 OH, BOY. 35 00:01:46,437 --> 00:01:48,439 (laughs) 36 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:50,110 YEAH, AT THIS POINT, 37 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,484 I THINK I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THAT. 38 00:01:53,484 --> 00:01:56,187 YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE KEPT THIS FROM YOU. 39 00:01:56,187 --> 00:01:57,488 AND... (fizzes) 40 00:01:57,488 --> 00:02:01,752 YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I WANTED TO BRING YOU IN ON IT. HUH? 41 00:02:01,752 --> 00:02:04,425 BUT I WAS AFRAID YOU'D OVERREACT. 42 00:02:06,197 --> 00:02:08,329 AHH. 43 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,861 THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE AFRAID OF? 44 00:02:10,861 --> 00:02:12,533 HEY, I'M UPSET, TOO. 45 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:15,866 BUT LET'S FACE IT. BOYS WILL BE BOYS. 46 00:02:15,866 --> 00:02:18,869 I THINK... I HAVE TO SIT DOWN NOW. 47 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:21,342 LYNETTE, ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED? 48 00:02:23,414 --> 00:02:25,916 IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED. 49 00:02:25,916 --> 00:02:28,819 (laughs) AND IT DEFINITELY WON'T BE THE LAST. 50 00:02:28,819 --> 00:02:32,383 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW. WELL, HE'S YOUR SON, TOO. 51 00:02:32,383 --> 00:02:33,854 WHO? PORTER! 52 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,357 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I FOUND OUT 53 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:39,560 PORTER'S BEEN HOOKING UP WITH SOME GIRL AT OUR WAREHOUSE. 54 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,892 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 55 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:43,894 AND JUST LIKE THAT, 56 00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:46,897 THE SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING IN THE SCAVO HOUSE HAD ENDED... 57 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:49,240 (door opens) 58 00:02:51,202 --> 00:02:53,774 HEY. WHAT'S UP? 59 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:58,779 YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND'S MOTHER?! 60 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,582 AND A HUGE FAMILY CRISIS 61 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,584 HAD BEGUN. 62 00:03:20,771 --> 00:03:24,705 DESIRE--IT'S AN EMOTION DESIGNED TO LEAD US ASTRAY, 63 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:30,241 CAUSING US TO BUY THINGS WE CAN'T AFFORD... 64 00:03:30,241 --> 00:03:33,984 ENCOURAGING US TO SAMPLE DESSERTS 65 00:03:33,984 --> 00:03:37,217 WE DON'T NEED... 66 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,720 AND PUSHING US INTO LOVE AFFAIRS 67 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,992 WE'RE CLEARLY NOT READY FOR. 68 00:03:43,754 --> 00:03:45,756 I WANT YOU TO CALL THAT WOMAN 69 00:03:45,756 --> 00:03:48,259 AND TELL HER YOU ARE NEVER SEEING HER AGAIN. 70 00:03:48,259 --> 00:03:50,661 HER NAME IS ANNE. 71 00:03:50,661 --> 00:03:52,663 HER NAME IS MRS. SCHILLING. 72 00:03:52,663 --> 00:03:54,665 SHE WAS YOUR T-BALL COACH WHEN YOU WERE 6. 73 00:03:54,665 --> 00:03:56,637 BY THE WAY, DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND KNOW 74 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:59,009 YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH HIS MOTHER? 75 00:03:59,009 --> 00:04:01,712 WE'RE KEEPING OUR RELATIONSHIP FROM KIRBY FOR NOW. 76 00:04:01,712 --> 00:04:03,374 THIS ISN'T A RELATIONSHIP. 77 00:04:03,374 --> 00:04:05,646 YOU ARE BEING USED BY THIS WOMAN. 78 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,978 NO, I'M NOT. I LOVE HER. 79 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:09,850 OKAY, THAT'S IT. I'M CALLING HER. 80 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,021 NO. (gasps) 81 00:04:11,021 --> 00:04:13,554 HEY! WHAT IF HER HUSBAND ANSWERS? 82 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:14,925 GEE, PORTER. 83 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:17,928 THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE PITFALLS OF DATING A MARRIED WOMAN. 84 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:20,431 LISTEN TO ME! MR. SCHILLING CAN'T FIND OUT. 85 00:04:20,431 --> 00:04:23,634 HE--HE'S TOTALLY VIOLENT. HE--HE WOULD KILL HER. 86 00:04:23,634 --> 00:04:26,737 WELL, THEN YOU HAVE PUT HER IN A VERY DANGEROUS POSITION, 87 00:04:26,737 --> 00:04:28,839 HAVEN'T YOU? 88 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,842 (sighs) OKAY. I'LL CALL HER. I'LL TELL HER IT'S OVER. 89 00:04:31,842 --> 00:04:34,345 I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT YOU KNOW. 90 00:04:34,345 --> 00:04:37,348 THAT'LL JUST FREAK HER OUT. BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME 91 00:04:37,348 --> 00:04:39,810 THAT YOU WON'T SAY ANYTHING TO HER PSYCHO HUSBAND. 92 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:42,813 I AM NOT PROMISING ANYTHING. SO HELP ME, IF I FIND OUT 93 00:04:42,813 --> 00:04:44,955 THAT YOU DO SOMETHING, AND SHE GETS HURT, 94 00:04:44,955 --> 00:04:48,989 I WILL LEAVE THIS HOUSE AND I WILL NEVER COME BACK! OH, PLEASE! YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 95 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,392 YEAH? WELL, I-I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS 96 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,394 YOU NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD DO. 97 00:04:55,065 --> 00:04:56,997 (gasps) 98 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,029 WAIT. 99 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,874 WE WON'T SAY ANYTHING. 100 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,941 BUT IF YOU DON'T END THIS, YOU WON'T HAVE TO LEAVE. 101 00:05:10,941 --> 00:05:12,943 WE WILL THROW YOU OUT. 102 00:05:16,787 --> 00:05:19,890 SO... YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 103 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:21,492 SIT. 104 00:05:21,492 --> 00:05:24,395 TELL US, CHARLIE... 105 00:05:24,395 --> 00:05:27,928 HAVE YOU ENJOYED WORKING HERE AT MRS. VAN DE KAMP'S? 106 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,100 YEAH. IT'S GREAT. 107 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:33,604 YOU DON'T FEEL YOU'VE BEEN UNDERPAID? NO. 108 00:05:33,604 --> 00:05:35,606 WELL, THEN PERHAPS YOU CAN EXPLAIN 109 00:05:35,606 --> 00:05:38,569 WHY YOU STOLE $200 FROM THE PETTY CASH BOX YESTERDAY. 110 00:05:38,569 --> 00:05:40,571 WHAT? I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING. 111 00:05:40,571 --> 00:05:43,544 CHARLIE, WE WOULDN'T ACCUSE YOU UNLESS WE HAD CONCRETE EVIDENCE, 112 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,116 AND THANKS TO MY DILIGENT PARTNER HERE, WE DO. 113 00:05:48,579 --> 00:05:51,852 (sighs) 114 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,555 SO AM I, LIKE... FIRED? 115 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,057 (scoffs) YOU'RE MORE THAN "LIKE" FIRED. 116 00:05:57,057 --> 00:06:00,090 YOU'RE FIRED. AND, OF COURSE, WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK. 117 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:03,634 UH, I DON'T HAVE HAVE IT. I SPENT IT. 118 00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:05,836 WELL, THEN I SUGGEST YOU RETURN YOUR PURCHASE. 119 00:06:05,836 --> 00:06:07,838 DO YOU HAVE A RECEIPT? 120 00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:10,471 YEAH. YEAH, LIKE POT DEALERS GIVE RECEIPTS. 121 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:14,044 WELL, YOU'VE JUST COVERED YOURSELF IN GLORY ON THIS ONE. 122 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:17,007 JUST... PLEASE, DON'T TELL MY PARENTS. 123 00:06:17,007 --> 00:06:19,510 I'LL GET YOU THE MONEY. I PROMISE. 124 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:26,557 (door opens and closes) CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A THIEF AND A POTHEAD! 125 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:28,559 WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW NOW 126 00:06:28,559 --> 00:06:31,892 WHERE THE 2 POUNDS OF COOKIE DOUGH WENT. 127 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,724 (sighs) 128 00:06:33,724 --> 00:06:34,895 (Jackson laughs) 129 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,867 (giggles) TOO MANY? 130 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:38,869 (laughs) YEAH. I GOTTA HAVE ONE MORE. AH! 131 00:06:38,869 --> 00:06:40,871 (chuckles) 132 00:06:40,871 --> 00:06:42,873 THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS. 133 00:06:42,873 --> 00:06:45,876 AH, WELL... WE NEEDED TO WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN, RIGHT? 134 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:47,177 MM. AND HONESTLY? 135 00:06:47,177 --> 00:06:51,041 THIS IS THE BEST SECOND FIRST DATE I'VE EVER HAD. 136 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:52,182 ISN'T IT? 137 00:06:52,182 --> 00:06:53,544 MM. 138 00:06:53,544 --> 00:06:56,046 AND KNOWING WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE SEX 139 00:06:56,046 --> 00:06:58,489 TAKES ALL THE PRESSURE OFF. 140 00:06:58,489 --> 00:07:01,091 THAT'S... SOMETHING WE KNOW? 141 00:07:01,091 --> 00:07:02,693 YES. 142 00:07:02,693 --> 00:07:04,655 WE'RE STARTING COMPLETELY OVER, 143 00:07:04,655 --> 00:07:07,758 SO THIS TIME, WE'RE GONNA DO THINGS RIGHT. 144 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:09,960 W-WHICH MEANS WHAT? 145 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,563 WELL, IT MEANS... 146 00:07:12,563 --> 00:07:15,936 NO SEX UNTIL AT LEAST DATE FOUR. 147 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,038 AH. I WANT US TO SPEND THIS TIME 148 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,971 REALLY GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 149 00:07:20,971 --> 00:07:24,114 I-I DO KNOW YOU. WHAT'S MY LEAST FAVORITE WORD? 150 00:07:24,114 --> 00:07:25,616 "PHLEGM." 151 00:07:25,616 --> 00:07:27,948 (laughs) YOU'RE JUST GUESSING. 152 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,650 IT'S "PANTIES." 153 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,653 OHH. ALTHOUGH SOME DAYS IT'S "LARVA" OR "CHUNKS." 154 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,955 WELL, I WILL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT. 155 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:38,228 MM. NOW YOU TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. 156 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:41,662 OKAY. 157 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:45,095 I'M A PAINTER. 158 00:07:45,095 --> 00:07:46,637 (laughs) 159 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:49,670 I SORT OF GUESSED THAT WHEN YOU PAINTED MY HOUSE. 160 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:54,074 I MEAN, I PAINT... ART. 161 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:57,247 LIKE... ON A CANVAS, IN A FRAME. 162 00:07:57,247 --> 00:07:59,810 SERIOUSLY? 163 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:02,182 I WENT TO ART SCHOOL IN PARIS. 164 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,916 AND MY PROFESSOR HAD A BERET, SO YOU KNOW HE WAS GOOD. 165 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:07,117 (laughs) 166 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:10,591 WOW. 167 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:14,494 SO NOW YOU'RE PAINTING... MY BATHROOM? 168 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,666 YEAH. 169 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:18,098 (chuckles) IT SUCKS. 170 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,631 BUT I'VE BEEN BLOCKED FOR THE PAST YEAR. 171 00:08:20,631 --> 00:08:22,032 BLOCKED? YEAH. 172 00:08:22,032 --> 00:08:25,275 I MEAN, I KEEP TRYING TO START NEW PIECES, BUT... 173 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:30,510 NOTHING COMES. IT'S... DRIVING ME CRAZY. 174 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,784 WELL, I'M SORRY THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL. 175 00:08:33,784 --> 00:08:36,046 BUT I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME. 176 00:08:36,046 --> 00:08:38,749 SEE? WE'RE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 177 00:08:38,749 --> 00:08:41,752 AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE IF WE'D SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT IN BED. 178 00:08:41,752 --> 00:08:43,994 YEAH. 179 00:08:43,994 --> 00:08:47,027 AND NOW I'M CREATIVELY AND SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. 180 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,099 (laughs) 181 00:08:49,099 --> 00:08:51,832 FIRST DATES ARE AWESOME. 182 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,163 (laughs) 183 00:08:56,006 --> 00:08:59,009 JEEZ, ROBERTA, I KNOW YOU HATE TO THROW ANYTHING AWAY, 184 00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:02,072 BUT DO YOU HAVE THE GARBAGEMEN BRINGING YOU STUFF NOW? 185 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:05,075 PARDON MY FRENCH, BUT WHAT'S FRENCH FOR "KISS MY ASS"? 186 00:09:05,075 --> 00:09:07,077 SO YOU SAID DAVE HAS A SECRET. 187 00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:09,219 NOW HOW YOU GETTIN' THAT FROM THIS? 188 00:09:09,219 --> 00:09:12,883 IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF PHONE NUMBERS. YEAH, IT MAY BE JUST A BUNCH OF NUMBERS TO YOU, 189 00:09:12,883 --> 00:09:15,055 BUT TO A SAVVY SLEUTH WITH A KEEN EYE 190 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:18,589 AND THE NOSE OF A BLOODHOUND-- YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE MISS MARPLE WITH A BUM LIVER. 191 00:09:18,589 --> 00:09:20,090 SO WHAT'S HE HIDING? 192 00:09:20,090 --> 00:09:23,093 LET ME WALK YOU THROUGH IT. AROUND THE 1st OF EVERY MONTH, 193 00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:25,596 DAVE GETS A STRING OF CALLS-- FIVE OR SIX-- 194 00:09:25,596 --> 00:09:27,638 FROM THIS NUMBER IN BOSTON. 195 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:30,200 THEY'RE ALL SHORT-- 10, 15 SECONDS. 196 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,173 MY GUESS IS HE'S NOT PICKING UP. 197 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:36,176 SOMEBODY'S LEAVING HIM MESSAGES. YOU KNOW, BUGGIN' HIM. ONCE A MONTH, HUH? 198 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,049 MY GUESS IS IT'S AN EX-WIFE LOOKING FOR HER ALIMONY. 199 00:09:39,049 --> 00:09:41,051 EXCEPT IT'S NOT. YOU SEE THIS? 200 00:09:41,051 --> 00:09:43,754 AFTER A FEW DAYS, HE ALWAYS CALLS BACK. 201 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:46,216 AND WHO, YOU ASK, IS HE CALLING? 202 00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:48,088 A HOSPITAL IN BOSTON. 203 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,161 IT'S THE OFFICE OF DR. SAMUEL HELLER... 204 00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:52,863 PSYCHIATRIST. 205 00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:59,129 SO... ONCE A MONTH, 206 00:09:59,129 --> 00:10:01,632 DAVE WHINES ABOUT HIS LIFE 207 00:10:01,632 --> 00:10:06,076 TO A BEANTOWN HEADSHRINKER, HUH? 208 00:10:06,076 --> 00:10:08,138 BIG WHOOP. (scoffs) 209 00:10:08,138 --> 00:10:10,310 I LOOKED UP YOUR DAVEY'S DOC ON THE WEB. 210 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,312 HE'S NOT YOUR GARDEN-VARIETY SHRINK. 211 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,285 HE'S A RENOWNED PSYCHIATRIST AND PUBLISHED AUTHOR 212 00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:19,289 WITH A VERY SPECIALIZED FIELD OF EXPERTISE. 213 00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,321 (taps keys, computer beeps) 214 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,323 AND THAT, MY DEAR WATSON, 215 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,697 IS YOUR NEIGHBOR'S LITTLE SECRET. 216 00:10:43,674 --> 00:10:45,676 (girl) YOU'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF ME! 217 00:10:45,676 --> 00:10:47,748 (girl screams and laughs) 218 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,750 OH, LAP OF LUXURY, 219 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,723 HOW I'VE MISSED SITTING IN YOU. 220 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:56,126 CELIA! JUANITA! 221 00:10:56,126 --> 00:10:59,189 CHEF IS TAKING FRESH-BAKED COOKIES OUT OF THE OVEN. 222 00:10:59,189 --> 00:11:00,390 (girls laugh) 223 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:02,793 (laughs) YOU'RE NOT GONNA CATCH ME! 224 00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:05,095 OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW NICE IT IS 225 00:11:05,095 --> 00:11:08,298 TO HEAR THE SOUND OF CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER IN THIS HOUSE. 226 00:11:08,298 --> 00:11:10,370 YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING? 227 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,402 WHY DON'T YOU ALL STAY THE WEEKEND? 228 00:11:12,402 --> 00:11:16,176 OOH, WE'D LOVE TO. JEEZ, WE CAN'T. 229 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,178 WHY NOT? CELIA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS SUNDAY. 230 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,310 WE'VE GOTTA GET READY FOR IT, REMEMBER? 231 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:23,153 WHAT'S TO GET READY? YOU BUY A $9 SHEET CAKE 232 00:11:23,153 --> 00:11:26,156 AND FLING A PIÑATA OVER A TREE AND BAM! PARTY TIME. 233 00:11:26,156 --> 00:11:28,018 BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHANGE OF CLOTHES. 234 00:11:28,018 --> 00:11:30,921 MY NEPHEW LEFT A WHOLE CLOSET FULL OF OLD CLOTHES. 235 00:11:30,921 --> 00:11:32,923 I'M SURE SOMETHING WILL FIT YOU. 236 00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:35,926 (sighs) WELL... CARLOS, JUST NOD YOUR HEAD, 237 00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:39,099 'CAUSE I AIN'T LEAVING THIS POOL. OH, GOOD. IT'S SETTLED. 238 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:42,402 OH, GABY. YOUR MARGARITA'S GETTING LOW. 239 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,135 I'LL SEND BRANDON OUT WITH A FRESH ONE. 240 00:11:45,135 --> 00:11:47,207 THANK YOU. 241 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,140 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 242 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:52,142 WHAT? YOU HEARD THE WOMAN. SHE WANTS CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER. 243 00:11:52,142 --> 00:11:54,845 AND I WANT THE LOBSTER THE CHEF IS SERVING FOR DINNER. 244 00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:57,387 IT'S A WIN-WIN. I JUST DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THIS. 245 00:11:57,387 --> 00:11:58,919 WHY NOT? 246 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,752 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. IT'S LIKE SHANGRI-LA. 247 00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:04,124 WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. THE PITCH BLACK I SEE HERE 248 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,296 IS MUCH MORE DAZZLING THAN THE ONE AT HOME. 249 00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:08,328 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 250 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,330 MY PROBLEM IS THAT IT'S A BAD IDEA 251 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,032 TO MIX BUSINESS AND PLEASURE. 252 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,765 SAYS THE MAN WHO MASSAGED HER INTO AN ORGASM. 253 00:12:14,765 --> 00:12:17,938 EVEN MORE REASON TO KEEP SOME PROFESSIONAL DISTANCE. 254 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,210 CARLOS, SHE IS JUST A LONELY OLD WOMAN 255 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,873 YEARNING FOR SOME FRIENDSHIP AND HUMAN CONTACT. 256 00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:25,876 AND I, FOR ONE, AM HAPPY TO BE THAT HUMAN. 257 00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:27,878 (footsteps approaching) 258 00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:30,150 MRS. SOLIS? YOUR MARGARITA. 259 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,384 OH, SHOOT. I CAN'T REACH IT. 260 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:46,036 MMM! 261 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,375 (Dave) HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE. 262 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,377 HEY. (Mike) YOU BRING BEER? 263 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,880 WAS I SUPPOSED TO? (Orson) NO. TOM WAS SUPPOSED TO. 264 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,953 GOSH. SORRY. I THOUGHT THE TWO CASES I BOUGHT MONDAY 265 00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,955 WOULD'VE LASTED MORE THAN ONE REHEARSAL. 266 00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:06,957 BOYS, WE'RE BETTER OFF NOT DRINKING TODAY. 267 00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:09,960 WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO AND ONLY ONE WEEK TO DO IT. 268 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,962 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 269 00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:13,423 WE ARE PLAYING 270 00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:17,567 BATTLE OF THE BANDS AT THE WHITE HORSE! (laughs) 271 00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:21,201 UH, DAVE? BATTLE OF THE BANDS ISN'T FOR AMATEURS. 272 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,373 (Tom) YOU GOTTA AUDITION. 273 00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:25,075 UH, WE DON'T. 274 00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:27,807 EDIE'S GOT A REAL ESTATE BUDDY WHOSE HUSBAND OWNS THE CLUB. 275 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,981 YOU'RE KIDDING. WE'RE PLAYING AN ACTUAL GIG? 276 00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:32,943 IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T LISTENING 277 00:13:32,943 --> 00:13:35,846 JUST BECAUSE I PAY THEIR ALLOWANCE? WELL, THIS IS FANTASTIC! 278 00:13:35,846 --> 00:13:38,148 YES! BUT THAT MEANS THE PRESSURE'S ON. 279 00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,851 WE GOTTA REALLY REHEARSE OUR COVER STUFF 280 00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:42,853 AND... WE NEED AN ORIGINAL SONG. 281 00:13:42,853 --> 00:13:45,055 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SONGWRITING. 282 00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:47,197 I-I KNOW A LITTLE BIT. NO, YOU DON'T. 283 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,931 IT'S FINE. MIKE AND I WILL WRITE SOMETHING. 284 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,864 YOU GOT A LITTLE TIME LATER? NOT TONIGHT. I GOT PLANS. 285 00:13:53,864 --> 00:13:57,207 "PLANS"? 286 00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,869 WHAT'S HER NAME? 287 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,213 CAN WE JUST REHEARSE, PLEASE? 288 00:14:03,213 --> 00:14:07,517 YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT SUSAN AND JACKSON BROKE UP. I HEARD THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER. 289 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,950 IT'S NOT SUSAN. STOP GUESSING. 290 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,521 ALSO, GET LIVES. 291 00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:13,153 WHATEVER, MIKE, 292 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,625 JUST SO LONG AS YOU'RE HAVING FUN. 293 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:23,463 (penguin) HEY! WHO SAID YOU-- TURN THE BOARD AROUND. 294 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,436 GET BACK HERE. (penguin) NO! COME OUT HERE AND SHOW ME SOME MOVES! 295 00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,438 (knock on door) SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 296 00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:31,972 JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU NEEDED ANYTHING BEFORE I GO OFF TO BED. 297 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,975 NO, WE'RE GOOD. SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO ORDER MARGARITA NUMBER 12? 298 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,277 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE? 299 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,980 (laughs) IT'S SO CUTE, HOW YOU TWO BICKER. 300 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,282 CARLOS, HOW DO THOSE PAJAMAS FIT YOU? 301 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,613 THEY'RE PERFECT. 302 00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:46,486 I-I HOPE YOUR NEPHEW DOESN'T MIND THAT I WAS WEARING 'EM. 303 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,189 HE'LL NEVER KNOW. WE'RE ESTRANGED. 304 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,392 OH. OKAY. (chuckles) 305 00:14:54,024 --> 00:14:57,627 ANYWAY, WE'RE GOOD. SO HAVE A NICE NIGHT. (chuckles) 306 00:14:57,627 --> 00:15:01,071 (gasps) OH! WHAT'S THAT? 307 00:15:01,071 --> 00:15:02,902 SOME ANIMATED THING. 308 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,204 I LOVE ANIMATED MOVIES. 309 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,206 THE GIRLS WANTED TO WATCH IT, 310 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,179 SO WE'RE KIND OF HAVING A FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT. 311 00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:11,441 OOH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN! 312 00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:13,143 (laughs) 313 00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,615 MY HEAVENS, IS THAT PENGUIN SURFING? 314 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:19,549 GEE, I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T REALLY SEE THE SCREEN ANYMORE. 315 00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:21,691 OH, DEAR. I'M BEING RUDE. 316 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:24,124 OH, THAT'S OKAY. (chuckles) 317 00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:30,400 (laughs) 318 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,233 THERE. THAT'S BETTER. 319 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,236 (speaking indistinctly) 320 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,209 DID SHE JUST CRAWL UNDER... (whispers) OH, YEAH. 321 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:43,343 (laughing) 322 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,046 AND SO THERE I WAS IN NINTH GRADE, 323 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,348 AND MY BOOBS HAD NOT MADE AN APPEARANCE. 324 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,150 I WAS DESPERATE. 325 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,152 HERE. LET ME REFILL THAT FOR YOU. 326 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,085 AND SO THAT'S WHEN I GOT CAUGHT STUFFING 327 00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:57,087 AT THE PEP RALLY. 328 00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:59,229 AND SIX MONTHS LATER... KABOOM. 329 00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:03,163 I WAS VOTED PROM QUEEN. NICE WORK, GIRLS. 330 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,166 (smooth jazz music playing) 331 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,270 STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. 332 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,141 WHAT? 333 00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:13,243 THE SEX MUSIC. TURN IT OFF. 334 00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:15,145 THAT--THAT'S NOT SEX MUSIC. 335 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:19,279 (saxophone solo playing) 336 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,281 (turns off music) 337 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,114 WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX UNTIL DATE NUMBER FOUR, 338 00:16:24,114 --> 00:16:26,116 AND THIS IS DATE NUMBER TWO. 339 00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:28,118 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 340 00:16:28,118 --> 00:16:31,191 IT--IT'S JUST THAT YOU LOOK SO HOT IN THESE PANTS, 341 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,193 AND YOUR HAIR SMELLS SO GOOD. 342 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,166 AND YOUR EYES... 343 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:39,299 (groans) LOOK, I MADE YOU DINNER. COME ON. 344 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,631 JACKSON-- I BRAISED BEEF FOR YOU. 345 00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:45,235 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS IT IS TO BRAISE MEAT? 346 00:16:45,235 --> 00:16:47,537 OKAY, DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD IT MAKES ME 347 00:16:47,537 --> 00:16:50,380 TO KNOW THAT YOU ONLY BRAISED IT TO BOINK ME? 348 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:53,213 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASKING ME QUESTIONS. 349 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,345 THE POINT OF ALL THIS WAS TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. 350 00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:57,687 HOW IS IT GONNA MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP STRONGER 351 00:16:57,687 --> 00:17:00,350 FOR ME TO KNOW THAT IN THE FIFTH GRADE, 352 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,192 THEY SENT YOU TO THE THERAPIST 353 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:04,194 'CAUSE YOU WOULDN'T STOP CHEWING YOUR HAIR? 354 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:06,356 YOU KNOW, THAT WAS HARD FOR ME TO SHARE, 355 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:09,529 AND THE FACT THAT YOU JUST MAKE LIGHT OF IT... 356 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,063 NO, I'M AM CALLING THE SECOND DATE OFFICIALLY OVER. 357 00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:14,534 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 358 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,537 I WAS GOING TO LET YOU FEEL ME UP OVER MY BLOUSE. 359 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,769 BUT NOW? NADA. 360 00:17:24,574 --> 00:17:26,576 (door closes) 361 00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:29,579 (sighs) 362 00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:48,738 (indistinct conversations) 363 00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:51,271 SO BEFORE WE WRAP UP HERE, 364 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,204 WE STILL NEED SOME CHAPERONES FOR THE JUNIOR PROM. 365 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,176 ANNE SCHILLING IS COORDINATING THE VOLUNTEERS, 366 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,178 AND SHE COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP. 367 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,782 NOBODY? (chuckles) 368 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,519 I KNOW WE'RE ALL BUSY, 369 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:11,521 BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT. 370 00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:15,325 WE WANT OUR KIDS TO HAVE FUN, BUT LET'S FACE IT. 371 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:17,527 IF WE DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM, 372 00:18:17,527 --> 00:18:20,530 GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE THEY'LL GET INTO. 373 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:21,531 (chuckles) 374 00:18:21,531 --> 00:18:22,872 (scattered laughter) 375 00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,674 HELEN? 376 00:18:24,674 --> 00:18:27,137 MARJORIE? YOU'LL HELP? 377 00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:30,780 FANTASTIC. THANKS, GUYS. 378 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,690 HEY, LYNETTE. 379 00:18:42,592 --> 00:18:44,594 DO THESE MEETINGS KEEP GETTING LONGER, 380 00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:47,297 OR DO THEY JUST SEEM THAT WAY? 381 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,400 I DON'T KNOW. 382 00:18:52,262 --> 00:18:53,563 SO... 383 00:18:53,563 --> 00:18:56,306 HOW'S THE FAMILY? 384 00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:58,608 I HAVEN'T SEEN PENNY IN SO LONG, 385 00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:01,371 AND ALL THE KIDS ARE GETTING SO BIG NOW. 386 00:19:01,371 --> 00:19:04,244 I GUESS THE BOYS WILL BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE SOON. 387 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,145 AAH! LYNETTE! 388 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,147 I KNOW EVERYTHING, OKAY? 389 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,253 LOOK... 390 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,286 I'M SORRY, BUT... 391 00:19:16,286 --> 00:19:19,829 IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND... 392 00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,891 I LOVE PORTER. 393 00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:24,434 AAH! AAH! OH! 394 00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:26,266 (thud) AAH! 395 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,238 (grunts) SO DO I. 396 00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:31,371 AND IF YOU EVER LAY A HAND ON HIM AGAIN, 397 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:36,276 YOU WILL FIND OUT JUST HOW MUCH. 398 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,848 (grunts) 399 00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:41,481 (sighs) 400 00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:51,721 (door opens) 401 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:55,565 OH, BREE. I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS. 402 00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:57,627 ME, TOO. YOU GO FIRST. 403 00:19:57,627 --> 00:20:01,471 I HIRED A GIRL TO REPLACE THAT THIEF CHARLIE. 404 00:20:01,471 --> 00:20:04,334 OH. WELL, ARE YOU SURE SHE'S TRUSTWORTHY? 405 00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:06,336 WELL, SHE COMES WITH A STRONG RECOMMENDATION 406 00:20:06,336 --> 00:20:09,339 FROM THE HEAD OF THE LOCAL F.B.I. OFFICE-- 407 00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:10,880 HER FATHER, WHO'S MORMON. 408 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,642 WELL DONE, ORSON! 409 00:20:12,642 --> 00:20:14,644 THANK YOU. YOUR TURN. 410 00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:16,316 OOH! OH. (clears throat) 411 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,318 "THE NEW CHRISTIAN READER" JUST PUBLISHED 412 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,950 AN ADVANCE REVIEW OF MY COOKBOOK. LISTEN! 413 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,723 "MRS. VAN DE KAMP'S COLORFUL STORIES OF HER UPBRINGING 414 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,725 "SHOW HER UPSTANDING VALUES, 415 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,498 BUT HER RECIPES ARE SINFULLY DELICIOUS." 416 00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:31,601 THEY GAVE ME FOUR HALOS! 417 00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:34,334 THEN I THINK THIS IS APPROPRIATE-- 418 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,635 HOLY COW! 419 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,467 (laughs) 420 00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:39,339 I HAVE TO ADMIT, 421 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,641 I HAD SOME RESERVATIONS ABOUT US WORKING TOGETHER, 422 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,614 BUT THIS HAS SUCCEEDED BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS. 423 00:20:44,614 --> 00:20:47,447 MMM. WE'RE QUITE A TEAM, AREN'T WE? 424 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,449 YEAH, AND THE BEST PART IS 425 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,951 WE GET TO SEE EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME. 426 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,454 MM-HMM, I KNOW, WHICH MAKES THE HARDEST PART 427 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:57,627 KEEPING MY HANDS OFF YOU ALL THE TIME. (glasses clatter) 428 00:20:57,627 --> 00:20:59,258 (gasps) ORSON! 429 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,331 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! HERE? 430 00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:03,293 MM-HMM. 431 00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:05,795 THIS KITCHEN IS THE BIRTHPLACE OF OUR TRIUMPHS. 432 00:21:05,795 --> 00:21:09,339 WHAT BETTER PLACE TO CELEBRATE THEM, HMM? 433 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,844 OOH! OH, THIS COUNTER'S HARD ON MY HEAD. 434 00:21:14,844 --> 00:21:16,846 DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP? 435 00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:18,848 NO. GET ME AN OVEN MITT. 436 00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:20,009 RIGHT. 437 00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:22,982 OH, MUCH BETTER. 438 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,284 RISE AND SHINE, GIRLS. 439 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,357 RISE AND SHI-- 440 00:21:27,357 --> 00:21:29,389 OH, MY GOD! 441 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,391 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 442 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,394 GABY, IT'S FINE. WE'RE JUST DOING A LITTLE ART PROJECT. 443 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,367 I TOLD THE THE GIRLS 444 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:39,699 THEY COULD DECORATE THE ROOM ANY WAY THEY WANTED. 445 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,471 I'M MAKING A CASTLE. 446 00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:42,632 IT'S STUPID. 447 00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:45,475 NO, YOU'RE STUPID! 448 00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:47,477 YOU'RE BOTH STUPID. STOP IT! 449 00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:49,879 UM, MRS. HILDEBRAND, THIS IS REALLY NICE OF YOU. 450 00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:52,882 BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RUIN YOUR BEAUTIFUL ROOM? 451 00:21:52,882 --> 00:21:56,346 OH, IT'S NOT MY ROOM ANYMORE. IT'S THEIR ROOM. 452 00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:57,717 WHAT? 453 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,390 YES. IT'S THE ROOM THEY'LL BE STAYING IN 454 00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:02,452 WHENEVER YOU COME TO VISIT. 455 00:22:02,452 --> 00:22:04,724 THEY'RE GETTING A NEW TV, BUNK BEDS. 456 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,957 I'LL HAVE IT READY BY THE TIME YOU GET HERE NEXT WEEKEND. 457 00:22:07,957 --> 00:22:11,330 UH... NEXT WEEKEND, UH, 458 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,463 CARLOS AND I HAVE PLANS. 459 00:22:13,463 --> 00:22:17,707 WELL, I BET THE GIRLS DON'T. I'LL SEND A CAR FOR THEM. 460 00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:19,439 I... DON'T THINK 461 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,441 THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 462 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:25,545 HOW ABOUT IT, GIRLS? WANNA SPEND NEXT WEEKEND HERE? (Celia) YAY! 463 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,547 YAY! THANK YOU. MRS. HILDEBRAND. 464 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,919 OH! OH! WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 465 00:22:29,919 --> 00:22:32,081 SORRY. THANK YOU, GRANDMA. 466 00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:33,783 (Virginia laughs) 467 00:22:33,783 --> 00:22:35,425 OH, COME! 468 00:22:35,425 --> 00:22:36,786 OH! OH. 469 00:22:36,786 --> 00:22:40,460 OOH! OOH! (laughing) 470 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,933 "GRANDMA"? SHE TOLD THEM TO CALL HER "GRANDMA"? 471 00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:45,935 YEAH, AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE LEAVING. 472 00:22:45,935 --> 00:22:47,937 AFTER YOU TOLD HER YOU'D STAY ALL WEEKEND? 473 00:22:47,937 --> 00:22:50,940 HOW WE GONNA DO THAT? I DON'T KNOW. MAKE AN EXCUSE. 474 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:53,943 SAY YOU HAVE SOME BLIND THING YOU HAVE TO GO TO. 475 00:22:53,943 --> 00:22:55,945 (sighs) WE HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL HERE. 476 00:22:55,945 --> 00:22:58,448 THIS WOMAN HAS A LOT OF PULL AT THE COUNTRY CLUB. 477 00:22:58,448 --> 00:23:01,451 PLUS, WE'VE GOT THAT EUROPE TRIP COMING UP. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 478 00:23:01,451 --> 00:23:05,384 WE'RE NOT GOING TO EUROPE WITH GRANDMA NUTJOB. I'M NOT WALKING AWAY FROM $100,000. 479 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,156 WE NEED THAT MONEY. CARLOS, IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 480 00:23:07,156 --> 00:23:10,560 SHE'S REALLY STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT. DAMN IT, GABY. 481 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,563 I TOLD YOU IT WAS DANGEROUS GETTING CHUMMY WITH THE CLIENTS. 482 00:23:13,563 --> 00:23:15,865 YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN. YOU HAD TO STAY FOR THE LOBSTER. 483 00:23:15,865 --> 00:23:18,868 HEY, I SEEM TO REMEMBER SOME MELTED BUTTER ON YOUR BIB, TOO. 484 00:23:18,868 --> 00:23:20,900 NOW HOW WE GETTING OUT OF HERE? 485 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,902 LOOK, SHE KNOWS WE'VE GOT CELIA'S PARTY TOMORROW. 486 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,905 I'LL TELL HER WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR THAT. 487 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,007 EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 488 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,680 (sighs deeply) 489 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,683 (children laughing) 490 00:23:33,683 --> 00:23:35,144 (sighs) SORRY. 491 00:23:35,144 --> 00:23:37,847 I HAD TO WAIT FOR MY FOLKS TO GO TO THE STORE 492 00:23:37,847 --> 00:23:40,850 BEFORE I COULD SNEAK OUT. WHAT'S WRONG? 493 00:23:43,453 --> 00:23:44,894 ARE YOU OKAY? 494 00:23:44,894 --> 00:23:48,157 (voice breaks) I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 495 00:23:48,157 --> 00:23:51,461 (chuckles nervously) ABOUT WHAT? LET ME HELP YOU. 496 00:23:51,461 --> 00:23:54,063 (scoffs) IT'S JUST ALL SUCH A MESS. 497 00:23:54,063 --> 00:23:56,566 WAIT. IS THIS ABOUT MY MOM? 498 00:23:56,566 --> 00:23:59,138 DID SHE DO SOMETHING ELSE TO YOU? 499 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:02,111 DID SHE CALL YOUR HUSBAND? NO. 500 00:24:02,111 --> 00:24:04,644 WELL, THEN WHAT? TELL ME. 501 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,482 I'M PREGNANT. 502 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,992 (laughing) 503 00:24:28,538 --> 00:24:31,671 HEY, DO YOU MIND IF I CUT OUT EARLY TODAY? 504 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,673 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 505 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:36,506 I MEAN, EVERYTHING'S, UH, PRETTY MUCH DONE HERE. 506 00:24:36,506 --> 00:24:38,808 YOU CAN GO NOW IF YOU LIKE. THANKS. 507 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,183 ANDREW. DON'T YOU LOOK HANDSOME? 508 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,085 DO I? GREAT. 509 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:50,019 SOMETHING WRONG? 510 00:24:50,019 --> 00:24:54,063 YOU REMEMBER CHARLIE, THE KID YOU GUYS FIRED FOR STEALING? 511 00:24:54,063 --> 00:24:57,166 WELL, HE CALLED AND ASKED HOW YOU COULD PROVE IT, 512 00:24:57,166 --> 00:25:00,700 AND I SAID, "WE'VE GOT A SURVEILLANCE TAPE, SCUZZBALL." 513 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,702 WELL, UH, GUESS WHO STOLE 514 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,704 THE SURVEILLANCE TAPE LAST NIGHT. 515 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,076 THAT DOES IT. WE'RE PRESSING CHARGES. 516 00:25:07,076 --> 00:25:09,739 UH, YOU--YOU MIGHT WANT TO HOLD OFF ON THAT, 517 00:25:09,739 --> 00:25:11,741 BECAUSE ACCORDING TO CHARLIE, 518 00:25:11,741 --> 00:25:14,243 THE SURVEILLANCE TAPE IS ALSO A SEX TAPE. 519 00:25:16,746 --> 00:25:19,188 WHAT? 520 00:25:19,188 --> 00:25:22,191 YEAH, HE SAID IT SHOWS A COUPLE REALLY GOING AT IT. 521 00:25:22,191 --> 00:25:23,723 SO... 522 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:26,556 ANY IDEA WHO THOSE CRAZY KIDS MIGHT BE? 523 00:25:26,556 --> 00:25:28,858 OH, DEAR GOD. 524 00:25:28,858 --> 00:25:31,530 YEP. KINDA THOUGHT SO. 525 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,733 HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING? 526 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,065 (lowered voice) BEFORE ANYTHING GOT SERIOUS, 527 00:25:36,065 --> 00:25:39,238 I MADE A POINT OF TURNING THE CAMERA OFF. 528 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:42,742 (lowered voice) WAIT, I TURNED IT OFF, TOO. I DIDN'T SEE YOU DO THAT. 529 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,214 NO, YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THE OLIVE OIL. 530 00:25:45,214 --> 00:25:47,246 OBVIOUSLY, YOU TURNED IT BACK ON. 531 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:48,247 (groans softly) 532 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,919 (chuckles nervously) 533 00:25:49,919 --> 00:25:52,922 (normal voice) WE NEED TO, UM, GET THAT TAPE BACK. 534 00:25:52,922 --> 00:25:55,284 YEAH, WELL, BREAK OUT YOUR CHECKBOOK, 535 00:25:55,284 --> 00:25:58,327 'CAUSE HE WANTS 2 GRAND FOR IT. $2,000?! 536 00:25:58,327 --> 00:26:01,130 YEAH, OR HE'S GONNA POST IT ON YouTube. 537 00:26:01,130 --> 00:26:04,063 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WELL, FIRST YOU NEED TO DECIDE 538 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,065 WHAT YOUR PORN NAMES ARE GONNA BE. 539 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:09,068 OKAY, THIS IS NOT A JOKE. MY BOOK COMES OUT NEXT MONTH-- 540 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,270 MY OLD-FASHIONED, TRADITIONAL COOKBOOK! 541 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,242 THIS COULD RUIN ME! 542 00:26:13,242 --> 00:26:16,305 ALL RIGHT, BREE. WE'LL JUST PAY HIM. 543 00:26:16,305 --> 00:26:18,808 NO! I-I REFUSE TO PAY BLACKMAIL TO SOME HOOLIGAN 544 00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:22,081 WHO'S STOLEN FROM US TWICE! 545 00:26:24,353 --> 00:26:26,015 ANDREW... (chuckles) 546 00:26:26,015 --> 00:26:29,659 ALL MY LIFE, I HAVE DONE MY BEST TO TEACH YOU 547 00:26:29,659 --> 00:26:32,021 TO RESPECT GOD AND THE LAW 548 00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:34,924 AND NEVER TO HARM ANOTHER LIVING THING. 549 00:26:36,265 --> 00:26:39,268 I WANT YOU TO FORGET EVERY ONE OF THOSE LESSONS 550 00:26:39,268 --> 00:26:42,271 IF IT'LL HELP YOU GET THAT TAPE BACK. 551 00:26:42,271 --> 00:26:43,703 WOW. 552 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,205 SO... CARTE BLANCHE? 553 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,207 UH... WITHIN REASON. 554 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:51,881 WE ARE NOT CONDONING ARSON OR VIOLENCE OR-- 555 00:26:51,881 --> 00:26:55,885 ORSON, DON'T CRAMP THE BOY'S STYLE. 556 00:27:06,956 --> 00:27:09,959 (cheering, shouting at once) 557 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,664 YAY! 558 00:27:14,664 --> 00:27:17,166 HEY, SWEETIE. NOW DON'T FORGET TO MAKE A WISH. 559 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:18,668 (blows) 560 00:27:18,668 --> 00:27:20,670 (Gabrielle) YAY! 561 00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:22,872 (child) HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 562 00:27:22,872 --> 00:27:24,844 (child) HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 563 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:28,247 (children speaking indistinctly) 564 00:27:32,321 --> 00:27:36,085 VIRGINIA! WHAT, UH, ARE YOU DOING HERE? 565 00:27:36,085 --> 00:27:38,988 I CAME TO GIVE CELIA HER BIRTHDAY GIFT. 566 00:27:38,988 --> 00:27:41,290 WELL, SHE'S A LITTLE BUSY WITH HER FRIENDS RIGHT NOW, 567 00:27:41,290 --> 00:27:44,293 SO JUST GIVE IT TO ME, AND I'LL MAKE SURE SHE GETS IT. 568 00:27:44,293 --> 00:27:46,996 (laughs) I'M AFRAID THAT WON'T BE POSSIBLE. 569 00:27:46,996 --> 00:27:49,999 YOU SEE, FOR MY PRESENT, I'M GONNA TAKE HER TO A SHOP 570 00:27:49,999 --> 00:27:52,071 THAT SELLS THE MOST EXQUISITE ANTIQUE DOLLS 571 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:54,373 AND LET HER PICK WHICHEVER ONE SHE LIKES. 572 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:57,977 WELL, SHE'S NOT GONNA LEAVE HER PARTY TO GO BUY A DOLL. 573 00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:01,050 WELL, OF COURSE NOT. I'LL WAIT ON THE PORCH TILL IT'S OVER. 574 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:02,351 UH, LOOK, I'M SORRY, 575 00:28:02,351 --> 00:28:05,684 BUT I DON'T WANT YOU DRIVING OFF WITH MY DAUGHTER. 576 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,187 WELL, YOU KNOW SHE'LL BE SAFE WITH ME. 577 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,790 BUT IF YOU'D FEEL BETTER JOINING US... 578 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,792 YOU SURE ARE MAKING THIS HARD. 579 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,795 I HAVE TRIED TO BE NICE, BUT I AM RUNNING OUT OF POLITE HERE, 580 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:18,127 SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY KNOCK IT OFF. 581 00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:21,230 (scoffs) I'M SORRY. KNOCK OFF WHAT? 582 00:28:21,230 --> 00:28:24,403 THIS WHOLE CREEPY, CLINGY "I'M YOUR GRANDMA" ROUTINE. 583 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,106 BUT I'VE COME TO FEEL LIKE A GRANDMOTHER TO THE GIRLS. 584 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:29,979 IN THREE DAYS. THAT'S THE CREEPY PART. 585 00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:32,141 WHAT A HURTFUL THING TO SAY, 586 00:28:32,141 --> 00:28:34,443 ESPECIALLY GIVEN HOW GENEROUS I'VE BEEN TO YOUR FAMILY. 587 00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:36,145 YEAH, TOO GENEROUS. 588 00:28:36,145 --> 00:28:39,348 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO BUY US OR SOMETHING. 589 00:28:39,348 --> 00:28:41,851 WELL, WE'RE NOT FOR SALE, SO JUST BACK OFF! 590 00:28:41,851 --> 00:28:44,353 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO? 591 00:28:44,353 --> 00:28:46,395 YOU WICKED, UNGRATEFUL GIRL! 592 00:28:48,097 --> 00:28:50,099 YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST GREEDY BITCH 593 00:28:50,099 --> 00:28:53,102 WHO'S TRIED TO BLEED ME DRY AND THEN WASH HER HANDS OF ME. 594 00:28:53,102 --> 00:28:55,104 OKAY, WE'RE DONE HERE. GOOD-BYE. 595 00:28:57,036 --> 00:29:00,269 AM I NOT MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? GET OFF MY PROPERTY! 596 00:29:00,269 --> 00:29:02,111 (Carlos) GABY. 597 00:29:02,111 --> 00:29:03,773 WHAT'S GOING ON? 598 00:29:05,374 --> 00:29:07,877 I CAME TO BUY CELIA A DOLL. 599 00:29:07,877 --> 00:29:11,080 I BELIEVE YOU'VE HEARD GABY'S RESPONSE. 600 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,282 VIRGINIA, PLEASE. 601 00:29:13,282 --> 00:29:15,184 ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZE. 602 00:29:15,184 --> 00:29:17,326 I THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. 603 00:29:19,388 --> 00:29:22,431 (car door opens and closes) 604 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,536 THANK YOU... 605 00:29:27,536 --> 00:29:29,068 MM-HMM. 606 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:31,140 FOR A WONDERFUL THIRD DATE. 607 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,271 OH. 608 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:35,274 AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE BACK ON BOARD WITH OUR PLAN. 609 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,146 YEAH, I REALLY THINK 610 00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:39,148 I'M STARTING TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT. 611 00:29:39,148 --> 00:29:40,810 MMM. OH, POP QUIZ! 612 00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:44,013 WHY DID KIM BEALE STOP TALKING TO ME IN EIGHTH GRADE? 613 00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:47,316 WELL, YOU TOLD ERIN CONNORS ABOUT HER NOSE JOB. RIGHT! 614 00:29:47,316 --> 00:29:49,288 WHAT TIME IS IT? 615 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,920 UH, 10:48? 616 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,391 NO. IT'S SEX TIME! 617 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:54,393 (chuckles) 618 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:57,396 (chuckles) HEY. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, SUSAN. 619 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:58,868 WHAT?! STOP. 620 00:29:58,868 --> 00:30:01,370 WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX TILL THE FOURTH DATE, REMEMBER? 621 00:30:01,370 --> 00:30:03,232 JACKSON, LOOK AT ME. 622 00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:04,874 I'M TIPSY. I'M HORNY. 623 00:30:04,874 --> 00:30:07,206 I'M EASIER THAN A 5-YEAR-OLD'S HOMEWORK. 624 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,878 HMM. 625 00:30:12,481 --> 00:30:14,583 I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 626 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:24,093 THE FOREHEAD? 627 00:30:25,094 --> 00:30:27,396 (scoffs) 628 00:30:27,396 --> 00:30:29,398 I HATE TO SAY ANYTHING, STAN, 629 00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:31,400 BUT YOU ARE PRESIDENT OF THE COUNTRY CLUB. 630 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,902 YOU NEED TO KNOW 631 00:30:32,902 --> 00:30:37,867 THAT THE WAY CARLOS TOUCHED ME DURING MY LAST MASSAGE... 632 00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:41,340 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY IT WAS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE. 633 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,342 AND THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR 634 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:46,475 IS A LIABILITY THE CLUB CAN'T AFFORD. 635 00:30:50,019 --> 00:30:51,850 GOOD. (sighs) 636 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,353 I APPRECIATE YOUR TAKING CARE OF IT. 637 00:30:56,926 --> 00:30:59,858 (sets down telephone receiver) 638 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,131 (telephone rings) 639 00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:05,134 HELLO? (woman) Uh, hello. Is this Dr. Heller? 640 00:31:05,134 --> 00:31:08,137 SPEAKING. WHO'S CALLING? I'm Maggie Carr at Hilltop Insurance. 641 00:31:08,137 --> 00:31:09,438 WE HAVE AN APPLICANT 642 00:31:09,438 --> 00:31:11,440 FOR A NEW TERM LIFE INSURANCE POLICY, 643 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,143 AND HE LISTS YOU AS A PREVIOUS CARE PROVIDER. 644 00:31:14,143 --> 00:31:16,445 I WAS HOPING TO VERIFY HIS MEDICAL HISTORY. 645 00:31:16,445 --> 00:31:18,277 THE NAME'S DAVE WILLIAMS. 646 00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,449 DAVE WILLIAMS? I DON'T KNOW A DAVE WILLIAMS. 647 00:31:20,449 --> 00:31:22,982 WELL, SURE YOU DO. YOU CALL HIM EVERY MONTH. 648 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:25,985 (whispers) HOW WOULD MAGGIE KNOW THAT?! UH, I'M GUESSING. 649 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,987 WHO IS THIS? 650 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,119 (normal voice) UH, HI, DR. HELLER. 651 00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:33,262 I'M, UH, LINDSAY THORNE. I'M MAGGIE'S SUPERVISOR. 652 00:31:33,262 --> 00:31:36,325 AND SHE'S CONFUSED AND ABOUT TO GET FIRED. 653 00:31:36,325 --> 00:31:39,328 AND, UH, WE JUST NEED YOU TO CONFIRM FOR OUR RECORDS 654 00:31:39,328 --> 00:31:41,630 THAT YOU'RE TREATING A MAN NAMED DAVID WILLIAMS. 655 00:31:41,630 --> 00:31:45,074 WHAT IS YOUR MEDICARE I.D. NUMBER? 656 00:31:45,074 --> 00:31:47,106 UM... I'M NOT SURE. 657 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:50,439 WE'RE IN THE PROCESS OF CONVERTING TO THE METRIC SYSTEM. 658 00:31:52,181 --> 00:31:54,283 I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS, 659 00:31:54,283 --> 00:31:57,286 BUT ARE YOU AWARE THAT WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS ILLEGAL? 660 00:31:57,286 --> 00:32:01,050 OKAY, LOOK. WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET SOME INFO ON THIS GUY. 661 00:32:01,050 --> 00:32:03,052 HE JUST MOVED TO FAIRVIEW, 662 00:32:03,052 --> 00:32:05,294 AND HE'S REALLY CREEPING PEOPLE OUT. 663 00:32:05,294 --> 00:32:07,296 YOU'RE IN FAIRVIEW? 664 00:32:07,296 --> 00:32:09,598 YEAH. WHY? DOES THAT MEAN SOMETHING TO YA? 665 00:32:13,662 --> 00:32:16,665 NO, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET ALL THE INFO I NEED 666 00:32:16,665 --> 00:32:18,667 WHEN I CONTACT THE FEDERAL AUTHORITIES 667 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,469 to let them know that-- (beep) 668 00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:28,117 WELL, WE REALLY SCREWED THE POOCH ON THAT ONE. 669 00:32:28,117 --> 00:32:30,119 YEAH, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD. 670 00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:32,421 CAN I IRISH THAT UP FOR YA? 671 00:32:32,421 --> 00:32:35,324 IT'S NOON SOMEWHERE. 672 00:32:35,324 --> 00:32:37,326 (door opens) 673 00:32:40,389 --> 00:32:43,462 (gasps) YOU GOT THE TAPE! HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT? 674 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,464 ORSON, WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW. 675 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,566 NO, YOU DON'T, BUT IT'S KIND OF AMAZING 676 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:50,569 WHAT YOU CAN GET A BUNCH OF BIKERS TO DO FOR A CASE OF BEER. 677 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:52,571 OH, MY. WELL, I BETTER DESTROY THIS. 678 00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:55,304 ACTUALLY, YOU MAY WANT TO WATCH IT FIRST. 679 00:32:55,304 --> 00:32:57,706 WHY? I'M EMBARRASSED ENOUGH AS IT IS. 680 00:32:57,706 --> 00:32:59,978 HUMOR ME. I'LL CUE IT UP. 681 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:03,212 YOU WATCHED IT?! WELL, I HAD TO MAKE SURE IT WAS THE RIGHT DISK. 682 00:33:03,212 --> 00:33:05,584 HERE, JUST WATCH A LITTLE BIT. (sighs) 683 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,756 (whirring) 684 00:33:07,756 --> 00:33:09,758 OH, DEAR GOD. I CAN'T LOOK. 685 00:33:09,758 --> 00:33:12,061 REALLY, ANDREW. 686 00:33:14,323 --> 00:33:16,465 WAIT. BREE, THAT'S NOT US. 687 00:33:16,465 --> 00:33:18,467 WHAT? WELL, WHO IS IT THEN? 688 00:33:18,467 --> 00:33:20,769 WAIT, WAIT. HE FLIPS HER IN JUST A SEC. 689 00:33:20,769 --> 00:33:23,402 THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOD. 690 00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:28,737 KATHERINE! 691 00:33:28,737 --> 00:33:30,279 AND MIKE. 692 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,484 JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M NEVER EATING ANYTHING 693 00:33:35,484 --> 00:33:38,187 THAT COMES OUT OF THAT KITCHEN AGAIN. 694 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,231 (knock on door) 695 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,532 (Susan) JACKSON? 696 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,739 (sighs) 697 00:34:04,213 --> 00:34:05,344 HI. HI. 698 00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:07,045 (chuckles) 699 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,049 (sighs) 700 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:16,385 I AM DECLARING THIS 701 00:34:16,385 --> 00:34:18,387 OUR OFFICIAL FOURTH DATE, OKAY? 702 00:34:18,387 --> 00:34:20,789 THE RULES HAVE BEEN FOLLOWED, 703 00:34:20,789 --> 00:34:24,363 AND YOU MAY BEGIN DISROBING... 704 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:25,694 NOW. 705 00:34:25,694 --> 00:34:28,767 UH, I'M--I'M--I'M--I'M KIND OF DOING SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 706 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,299 (laughs) 707 00:34:30,299 --> 00:34:33,402 OKAY, I JUST RAN INTO YOUR HOUSE HALF-NAKED. 708 00:34:33,402 --> 00:34:36,375 THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING IS ME. 709 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,776 UH... 710 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,279 WHAT IS ON YOUR FACE? 711 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:42,080 IS THAT PAINT? 712 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,552 ARE YOU PAINTING AGAIN? 713 00:34:43,552 --> 00:34:45,354 UH, Y-YEAH. 714 00:34:45,354 --> 00:34:48,317 I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLOCKED. 715 00:34:48,317 --> 00:34:49,788 I WAS, BUT, UH... 716 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:52,491 (chuckles) NOT HAVING SEX FOR A FEW DAYS 717 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,594 KINDA GOT MY JUICES FLOWING IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. 718 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,627 SO NOW I-I REALLY NEED TO FINISH, SO-- 719 00:34:58,627 --> 00:35:02,401 SO YOU'VE BROKEN THROUGH YOUR CREATIVE LOGJAM? 720 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,603 (giggles) CONGRATULATIONS! 721 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,475 OOH, WHY NOT CELEBRATE 722 00:35:06,475 --> 00:35:08,437 BY RIPPING OFF MY CLOTHES WITH YOUR TEETH? 723 00:35:08,437 --> 00:35:11,180 (chuckles) I... CAN'T. I'M NOT FINISHED YET. 724 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:13,612 HOW CLOSE ARE YOU? 'CAUSE I CAN WAIT. 725 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:16,415 WAIT, WAIT, NO. NO, DON'T-- DON'T LOOK AT THAT... YET. 726 00:35:24,453 --> 00:35:26,725 THAT'S ME. 727 00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:30,159 YEAH. UH, IT'S... 728 00:35:30,159 --> 00:35:32,231 SUPPOSED TO BE. 729 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:38,237 THAT LOOK ON MY FACE... 730 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,339 I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE... 731 00:35:42,371 --> 00:35:46,375 IN THE MIRROR, WHEN I'M FEELING... 732 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:52,451 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT LOOK? 733 00:35:55,424 --> 00:35:57,426 I-I KNOW A LOT ABOUT YOU. 734 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:06,695 I KNOW YOUR CHEEKS GET RED WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOU'RE PRETTY. 735 00:36:06,695 --> 00:36:09,568 I KNOW THAT YOUR EYES START TO TEAR UP 736 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:11,840 WHENEVER YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER. 737 00:36:14,703 --> 00:36:18,607 AND I KNOW THAT WHEN YOU'RE REALLY SAD, 738 00:36:18,607 --> 00:36:23,512 YOU GET THAT BEAUTIFUL, HAUNTED LOOK 739 00:36:23,512 --> 00:36:27,386 THAT YOU TRY TO SHAKE OFF BEFORE ANYBODY CAN SEE IT. 740 00:36:30,659 --> 00:36:34,263 I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW ME. 741 00:36:43,632 --> 00:36:47,406 WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD LET YOU FINISH THIS. 742 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,408 I'M SORT OF MISSING HANDS. 743 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:50,739 MM. 744 00:36:50,739 --> 00:36:54,583 ACTUALLY, THAT IS ONE DETAIL I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH. 745 00:36:54,583 --> 00:36:55,814 REALLY? 746 00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:58,747 UNLESS YOU HAVE A PROBLEM POSING NAKED. 747 00:36:58,747 --> 00:37:01,620 OH. COME ON. 748 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:04,323 I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT. 749 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:12,761 HI. 750 00:37:12,761 --> 00:37:14,303 HELLO, KATHERINE. 751 00:37:14,303 --> 00:37:17,666 UM, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT THIS VIDEOTAPE... 752 00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:20,008 FROM OUR SURVEILLANCE CAMERA. 753 00:37:20,008 --> 00:37:23,241 WE HAVE A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA? 754 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:26,275 YES, IN THE, UH, TEST KITCHEN. 755 00:37:28,577 --> 00:37:30,449 (chuckles) OH, MY GOD. 756 00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:32,721 SO THAT MEANS YOU SAW ME AND... 757 00:37:32,721 --> 00:37:35,654 MIKE. YES, INDEEDY. 758 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:38,487 (laughing) OH, I'M SO EMBARRASSED! 759 00:37:38,487 --> 00:37:40,989 OH, WHAT YOU MUST THINK OF ME! 760 00:37:40,989 --> 00:37:43,992 LET'S NOT DWELL ON IT. OH! I MEAN, HAVING SEX IN THE KITCHEN, 761 00:37:43,992 --> 00:37:45,664 WHERE FOOD'S PREPARED... 762 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:48,337 WHAT KIND OF A DEMENTED SLUT WOULD DO THAT? 763 00:37:48,337 --> 00:37:51,540 I SAID... (chuckles nervously) LET'S NOT DWELL ON IT. 764 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:54,603 (sighs) THANKS FOR BRINGING IT BY. 765 00:37:54,603 --> 00:37:57,676 KATHERINE, I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST HAVE TO ASK-- 766 00:37:57,676 --> 00:38:01,550 ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? MEANING WHAT? 767 00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:04,953 MEANING SUSAN IS YOUR OLDEST FRIEND ON THIS STREET. 768 00:38:04,953 --> 00:38:08,917 SHE DIVORCED HIM, BREE, AND SHE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE. 769 00:38:08,917 --> 00:38:10,919 WHY CAN'T MIKE DO THAT? 770 00:38:10,919 --> 00:38:13,992 BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR FRIEND, AND WE'RE WOMEN. 771 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,495 WE DON'T DO THAT TO EACH OTHER. 772 00:38:18,727 --> 00:38:21,430 LOOK... 773 00:38:21,430 --> 00:38:24,333 I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR FIVE YEARS. 774 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:26,304 I'M FINALLY IN A RELATIONSHIP, 775 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,607 AND YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY? 776 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:31,480 IS THAT WHAT I SAW ON THE TAPE-- A RELATIONSHIP? 777 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,982 (sighs) I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 778 00:38:33,982 --> 00:38:35,484 ALL I KNOW IS... 779 00:38:35,484 --> 00:38:38,887 (whispers) I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE. 780 00:38:38,887 --> 00:38:41,590 (sighs deeply) FAIR ENOUGH. BUT JUST BE CAREFUL, 781 00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:43,852 I MEAN, THIS IS VERY COMPLICATED. 782 00:38:43,852 --> 00:38:46,555 I'D HATE TO SEE IT END BADLY. 783 00:38:55,764 --> 00:38:57,606 (knock on door) 784 00:38:57,606 --> 00:39:01,039 HEY, BREAKFAST'S ON THE TABLE. 785 00:39:06,515 --> 00:39:08,677 (sighs) 786 00:39:12,381 --> 00:39:14,923 PORTER, THIS WHOLE HATING ME THING 787 00:39:14,923 --> 00:39:17,125 THAT YOU'VE GOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW-- 788 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:20,128 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I GET WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM. 789 00:39:20,128 --> 00:39:22,561 I DON'T HATE YOU. 790 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,563 BUT ONE DAY, 791 00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:26,895 YOU ARE GONNA MEET SOMEONE MORE... 792 00:39:26,895 --> 00:39:28,737 APPROPRIATE. 793 00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:34,503 SOMEONE WHO WANT THE SAME THINGS THAT YOU DO OUT OF LIFE. 794 00:39:34,503 --> 00:39:38,376 THEN YOU ARE GONNA KNOW WHAT REAL LOVE IS. 795 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:41,480 AND WHEN YOU DO, I HOPE YOU WILL FINALLY SEE 796 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,512 WHERE I AM COMING FROM. 797 00:39:43,512 --> 00:39:46,485 (cell phone rings) 798 00:39:46,485 --> 00:39:47,986 HMM. 799 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:49,488 (ring) 800 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,159 YEAH? 801 00:39:51,159 --> 00:39:53,462 IT'S ME. CAN YOU TALK? 802 00:39:53,462 --> 00:39:56,895 HEY, GARY. I'M RUNNING KIND OF LATE. CAN I CALL YOU LATER? 803 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,597 JUST LISTEN. 804 00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,569 I CAN LEAVE TOWN SATURDAY. 805 00:40:00,569 --> 00:40:02,571 YOU HAVE THE MONEY, RIGHT? 806 00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:04,573 YEAH. NO PROBLEM. 807 00:40:04,573 --> 00:40:07,175 I LOVE YOU. 808 00:40:07,175 --> 00:40:09,177 (line disconnects) 809 00:40:09,177 --> 00:40:11,179 (sighs) 810 00:40:20,689 --> 00:40:23,522 I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM, MOM. 811 00:40:25,594 --> 00:40:27,526 AND... 812 00:40:27,526 --> 00:40:30,028 I-I WANT YOU AND DAD TO KNOW 813 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:33,201 THAT I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME. 814 00:40:38,807 --> 00:40:40,709 GOOD. 815 00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:44,543 (sighs) I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS. 816 00:40:54,623 --> 00:40:57,085 DESIRE-- 817 00:40:57,085 --> 00:41:01,660 IT'S AN EMOTION DESIGNED TO LEAD US ASTRAY, 818 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:07,165 PERSUADING THOSE WHO CRAVE LOVE TO MAKE FOOLISH CHOICES... 819 00:41:09,598 --> 00:41:13,241 CAUSING THOSE WHO YEARN FOR FAMILY 820 00:41:13,241 --> 00:41:17,205 TO ACT OUT IN ANGER... 821 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:20,178 (doorbell rings) 822 00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:23,111 ALLOWING THOSE WHO ARE LONELY... 823 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:30,519 TO BEHAVE IN RECKLESS WAYS. 824 00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:34,492 AND WHEN THE PURSUIT OF OUR HEART'S DESIRE 825 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,625 BECOMES AN OBSESSION, 826 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:39,127 THE BEST WE CAN HOPE FOR 827 00:41:39,127 --> 00:41:42,831 IS A CARING FRIEND WILLING TO COME ALONG... 828 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:48,176 HI. I'D LIKE TO BOOK THE NEXT FLIGHT TO FAIRVIEW. 829 00:41:48,176 --> 00:41:50,679 AND STOP US. 60879

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