All language subtitles for Young Sheldon S06E12 A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter

Previously on Young Sheldon...

Well, I will
watch this and let you know.

She was totally hitting on you.

All she did was rent a movie.

Yeah, and then she laughed
and she touched your arm.

That's textbook flirting.
I wasn't trying to.

All I'm saying is
you're not tied down.

I'm getting parenting advice
from a woman

whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant.

Grow up, call your daughter,
and make it right.

Now.

Well, I need...
I said now.

I was gonna say

I need the phone number.

Do you have a pen?

Every culture has its own
traditions to celebrate

important life events:

bar mitzvahs,

quinceañeras,

baby's first Comic-Con.

My favorites are funeral
and baby shower.

They're the only two
thrown in your honor

you're not expected to attend.

Love it.

Oh, and after we do gifts,

we could take pictures
holding Mandy's belly.

No.

Okay.

Here's one.

We can fill baby bottles
with juice

and see who can
drink it the fastest.

Don't go drinking
out of my bottle.
Why?

'Cause it ain't
gonna be juice.

When is this thing
anyways?

Sunday.

Oh, shoot.

I got a date with Amber.
I got to cancel.

You ain't invited.

But I'm the dad.

No boys allowed.
Southern Living says so.

Who is Amber?
A girl I'm seeing.

Does Mandy know?

Know what?
Oh, nothing.

It was actually
her idea.

What, Amber?
Oh, yeah, I know.

She's divorced.
What?

Don't worry, she ain't old.

It's just she got married
too young.

Okay. Uh...

So, Mandy,

have you given any thought

to which friends or family
you want to invite?

Well, given the circumstances,

I'm thinking maybe
we keep it small.

'Cause your friends
don't know about this?

They don't know about this.
They don't know about that.

They don't know about any of it.

Can I invite your mom?

Um...

That's a no.

Well...
we would love to have her,

but it's totally up to you.

Fine.

Great.

Is it great?

♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

Oh, I thought of another
game we could play.

First, you melt chocolate
in a diaper...
Keep thinking.

We're coming up
with games to play?

Because I have a good one:
intelligent animal technology.

For example,
if rhinoceroses

were intelligent,
how would they type?

This is for Mandy's baby shower.

Oh. I don't want to go to that.

Thankfully,
it's for ladies only.

Yeah, even if
you're the father.

Why do you want to go?

Well, I'm gonna be at the birth,
but I can't go to the party?

How do you know she
wants you at the birth?

Who's gonna catch the baby?

You may not
want to be there.

It's a rough one.

George.

Oh, you're right, dear.

It's a beautiful event
which I will never forget.

Wait, you said it was beautiful

and then made a face
to imply that it wasn't.

So, which is it?

Oh, my God, Sheldon,
it's disgusting.

He could've just said that.

Pretty good game Sunday,

if you want to watch
with me instead.
All right.

You should invite Mandy's dad
and brother to join you.

It might be awkward.
Don't really know them.

That's how
you get to know them.

Yeah, yeah.

Wait, I don't have to watch
football, do I?

No.
Please don't.

Sweet.

Hi, Jim.

Hey, Mary.
Good to see you.

You looking
for some tires?

Actually, I'm looking
for your wife.

Oh.

You're not gonna yell
at her again, are you?

No, no.

Okay, you sure about that?

'Cause I wouldn't mind
seeing it.

I just wanted
to drop off an invitation

to Mandy's baby shower.

Oh. Well, that's-that's
real kind of you.

And George is hoping
that you'll come over

and watch the game
with him and Georgie.

Huh. Well, that
sounds like fun.

And your son is welcome, too.

All right, well, you know,
Connor ain't all that much

into football or baseball.

Or, shoot,
anything with a ball, really.

Well, if you do come,

I know that George
is making brisket.

Brisket and football?

Well, you drive a hard bargain.

Hello, Mary.

Hi.

All right, well,
I'm gonna go help, uh...

somebody.

I want to apologize

for getting off
on the wrong foot last time.

Oh. You mean when you called me
a terrible mother?

The important thing is
you and Mandy are talking again.

Mm-hmm.

Anyway, I just
wanted to drop off

this invitation
to her, uh, baby shower.

Thank you for including me.

Of course.

You'd think her own mother
would know

she was having a girl.

Well, Georgie wants it
to be a surprise,

so she's barely told anyone.

She told you.

Barely.

Um...

you know what'd be great is

if you could come
and help us plan it.

I'd like that.
Thank you very much.

Then it's settled.

All right, please, uh,
say goodbye to your husband.

Well, you can
tell him yourself.

He's hiding behind
that stack of tires.

Bye.

It's open.

Hello.

I was wondering

if I could have access
to the lab on Sunday.

I'm not here on Sunday.
Where will you be?

If I tell you that,
you might go there.

Well, I told you
where I'll be: the lab.

How about this?
Here's the key. Go nuts.

But I'm a minor.
I require adult supervision.

I won't tell anyone.

I will. I'm quite the tattler.

Then you'll have to wait
till Monday.

But I'm trying to get
out of the house on Sunday.

Why?
The father and
the brother of the woman

my brother impregnated
are coming over to watch sports

with my brother and my father.

So you're trying to avoid
a male bonding experience?

At all cost.

You know, son, as scientists,

we're often teamed with
people that we don't know.

The ability to bond
and build relationships,

that's-that's
an essential skill.

So you're suggesting
I use this gathering

as an opportunity
to better those skills?

Exactly.

Very well. I'll give it a go.

Great.
Would you like to join us?

I can't.
Why? Where will you be?

So, I was thinking we could do
something sweet and simple,

like a garden party.

Oh, that sounds good.

I know Mandy doesn't like
to make a big fuss.

Since when?

That girl has always wanted
to be the center of attention.

Oh, well, I guess
you would know.

And garden party sounds lovely,

but maybe we could do something
a little more fun.

Like princess

or "around the world"--
you know, all the places

she was gonna go,
but now she can't

'cause she ruined her life.

I like princess.

Oh, great.
I know this wonderful bakery

that makes a cake that looks
just like a fairy-tale castle.

I was gonna make
my German chocolate cake.

She's having a girl,
not starting World War II.

Castle cake it is.

Yay.

Hello.

Ugh, nerd movies
are over there.

No, I need to bond
with Mandy's father and brother,

so I'm looking for movies
they might've seen,

so that we can engage in
some testosterone-rich banter.

Okay, I can
help you.

A lot of dudes have
been renting this.

"Bingo.

He's every family's
best friend."

Are you tricking me?

No.

Glad I asked.
Ring me up.

That was fun.
Thanks.

That was fun. Thanks.

Are we still on
for Sunday?

Sorry, can't.
Mandy's having a baby shower.

You're going to that?

No, but I promised I'd hang out
with her dad and brother, so...

Is it weird to talk
about this stuff?

Would it be weird if
I talked about my ex-husband?

Depends.
What would you say?

I don't know.

Maybe that he's six-four,
weighs about 240 pounds,

got a short fuse.

Yeah, I don't want to hear that.

Well, I'm fine if you want
to talk about your situation.

Oh, great,
'cause I need some advice.

So, should I get Mandy
a present?

You mean, like a baby gift?

Or for her. You know, like,
"Thanks for making the effort"?

I don't think I would
engrave that on anything,

but... could be sweet.

Cool.

You were just playing about
your ex being that big, right?

But the divorce was a mutual
thing? He wanted it, too?

He ain't in there, is he?

Hey.

I hate that woman.

Your mother? Eh, she ain't
gonna live forever.

Mandy's mom.

Oh. Yeah, that one
we're stuck with for a while.

I extended an olive branch

to make her feel
part of the baby shower,

and then she just took over
the whole dang thing.

All right, I'll run her over
with my truck.

I'm not ready
to laugh yet, George.

When you are ready to laugh,

I have got the
movie for you.

Bingo. It's for men,

but I think you'll get it.

Anybody home?

Hey.

What's with all the pink?

Uh, it's 'cause...

it's my party, and I'm a girl.

Makes sense.

So, uh, what are
you doing here?

You know you're not invited
to the shower, right?

I know. It's just,
everybody's bringing presents

for the baby today, so
I wanted to bring one for you.

Georgie, thank you.

Open it.

Okay.

Sorry for the Christmas paper.
That's all we had.

It's beautiful.

Look inside.

What am I looking at here?

It's the sonogram
of our little girl.

I'm not an idiot.

That is the sweetest thing
I've ever seen.

I-I... I love it.

Good. It was actually
Amber's idea.

Oh.

Well, that's very thoughtful.
Thank you.

And thank her.

I will.

All right, well,
I'll let you get back

to your party.
Okay.

You look great, by the way.

Hey, Jim.

Good to see you again.
Hey, come on in.

Yeah. Thanks for having us.
This here is Connor.

Hey, Connor.
Good to see you.
Hey.

Good to see you again,
Mr. McAllister.

Georgie.

Oh, you got some paint on you.

Been doing some work
around the house?

No.

I'm a painter.

Yeah, yeah,
he's always in his room

painting stuff, until
you ask him to paint the garage.

You're hilarious.

All right, sorry.
Uh...

He's an artist.
Cool.

Like, the, uh... the guy on TV
that paints the clouds.

Uh, my stuff is
a little more, uh, abstract.

Oh, sure.

That means
it doesn't look like stuff.

I hope
you're a starving artist

'cause I got a brisket

on the smoker out there
with your name on it.

Connor, uh, is also, uh,

a-a vegetarian.

No problem.

We got beans.
That's a vegetable.

Right?
Come on.

This cake is amazing.

To look at, sure.

I prefer cakes for eating.

What's your problem?

What's your problem?

So, Audrey, is this
your first grandkid?

Yep.

You must be excited.

Sure.

Can't say I'm thrilled
with the circumstances, but...

Amanda's always
done things her way.

I have a lot
of grandkids.

At some point, you just
stop caring how they got here.

I'm gonna get some punch.
It's nonalcoholic.

Oh.

You coming down?

In a sec.

You're not missing much.
It's real awkward down there.

Something wrong?

No.

Is it your mom?

'Cause something's
definitely wrong with mine.

No, she's fine.

Well, she's a nightmare,
but, uh, that's not it.

Pretty.

Yeah, Georgie
got it for me.

There's a sonogram
of our baby inside.

Good for Georgie.

Yeah.

Good for Georgie.

I got to tell you,

I think the Cowboys are gonna
take it all the way this year.

Not really
into football.

Seriously?

That's cool. You like cars?

Not really.

Music?

Yeah.

Great. Who do you like?

The Smiths.

I don't know them.

Guns N' Roses?

Corporate rock sellouts.

Yeah, well,
sellouts who kick ass, so...

Hello.

Sheldon, this is
Mandy's brother, Connor.

Are you watching the game?
Because I heard the Cowboys are

going to go all
the way this year.

It's okay.
He don't watch football either.

Great. I learned who Troy Aikman
is for nothing.

So, Connor seems like
a good kid.

Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a good kid.

From another planet.

Oh, I got one of those.

Georgie's little brother.

Is he a 22-year-old
art school graduate

with no prospects of ever
holding down a real job?

Actually,
he's a science genius

who started college
when he was 11.

Let's just talk
about the brisket.
Mm.

All right, Missy, you're first.

How much do you think
the baby's gonna weigh?

Uh, I'm gonna say...

Hmm.

18 pounds.

Ooh, ouch.

Too much?
Too much.

But then again,
Georgie was a big'un.

How big?

Almost ten pounds.

Ten pounds?

She walked like a cowboy
for months.

Both my children
were normal weight.

Well, good job.

My turn.

Mm-kay, the belly button's
still got a little give.

So, I'm gonna say...

a quick and easy
six pounds, two ounces

gonna slide
right out of there.

I love you.

So, Connor, what was
your sister like as a kid?

Um... we really
didn't get along.

Mm.
Yeah, she was older

and loved
picking on me.

The same thing with
me and Georgie.

Once, she replaced my toothpaste
with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.

Remember when I used to
sit on your head

when you'd watch Star Trek?

I do.

Guess what I did
when they'd fire their phasers.

You don't need
to say it.

I farted.

Hilarious.

Okay.

Oh, a nursing bra.

"Includes removable pads
to prevent leakage."

Wow.

Thanks.
That's... really thoughtful.

Mine dripped like a faucet.

Wait, I have a question.
Please ask it later.

All right,
next present.

Okay.

That one's from me.

What leaks? The boob?
Later.

What's this?

We set up a nursery
in the guest room.

You can move
back in.

Can we not talk
about this now?

What's the problem?
You're gonna need help.

Who do you think's been
helping her this whole time?

And I appreciate it,
but you're not her family.

We're that baby's family.

Georgie's right across
the street.

Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage boy
is gonna be a lot of help.

You don't know
what you're talking about.

Georgie has been there
for me the whole time,

and you come in
at the last minute

with a store-bought
castle cake,

and-and you think that's
gonna make up for everything?

Okay, I can see you're
a little emotional.

Yeah, I am a little
emotional right now,

and you being here
isn't helping.

You do not get
to bad-mouth Georgie.

He's gonna be a better parent
than you ever were.

Damn.

Now, if someone would help me
up, I would like to storm out.

Thank you.

So, who wants cake?

Bingo, it's a subpoena.

How's a dog supposed
to read a subpoena?

Look how gritty
this is.

Frank Miller really brought
a whole new aesthetic

to comic books.

Hmm. I've never really
thought of it that way.

I was doing it. I was bonding.

Now, would you please
put it back in the bag?

Oh. Sure.

And I was great at it.

14 hours
of smoke and love.

Trying not to drool.

Jim, Connor,
we're leaving!

All right, hon,
but the brisket...
Now!

I'll make you
a doggy bag.

Jim.

Poor bastard.

Hey.

I didn't know
you were here.

Just checking out the loot.

This is amazing.
Why don't all bras do this?

Take that off.

Well, that's what's great:
you don't have to.

Look at this.

The father of my child.

Ooh, nipple cream.

Maybe I should've went
to this party.

Sounds fun.

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