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3x02 - The Avenging Spider-Man, part 1
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I'm Spider-Man. And today,
I'm doing what I do best,
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Kicking bad guys' butt
with my shield crew.
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[grunts]
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[crashes]
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White Tiger, you're on Doc Ock's left.
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Power Man and Iron Fist, frontal assault.
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- Nova, keep him pinned down.
- I'm on it!
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- The kid's a natural leader.
- He's risky and reckless. I like that.
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- He has a warrior's cunning.
- Better than that, he's got heart.
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So, we're all in agreement?
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[all agree]
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[Hawkeye] Nope.
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But I'll go along just
to say "I told you so."
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Argh! Spider-Man!
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You and those brats have
opposed me for the last time!
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Hear that, guys?
Otto's feeling cranky.
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Everyone grab an arm
and show him some love.
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Stay back!
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
[groans]
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[grunts]
[grunts]
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[breathes heavily]
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[grunts]
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[shouts]
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[groans]
[grunts]
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[groans]
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[horn honking]
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[groans]
[grunts]
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You know your trouble, Doc?
You need to get out more.
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[clanking]
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This is not ov...
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[groans]
[crashes]
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There. Isn't that better?
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[Thor] Greetings, Spider-Man.
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Perhaps when you are finished,
you'd care to join us.
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The Avengers want you?
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[Spider-Man] They said
they were interested,
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but I never expected to join so soon.
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- I'm not sure I'm ready.
- When you let go of the hero you are,
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you become the hero you might be.
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Go. We'll drop the trash on Fury's desk.
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I'm a little jealous, spider.
But happy for you.
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Oh, man. Lump in my throat...
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[clears throat] catch in voice,
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didn't think leaving my
old team would be so hard.
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How do I say good-bye to them?
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[Hulk] You gonna sit down?
Or just keep talking to yourself?
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Um...
bye, guys.
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[engine roars]
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Welcome to the Avengers, Spider-Man.
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[Spider-Man] Wa-hoo!
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This is awesome!
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[Jarvis] Welcome to your first
day in Avengers tower, Spider-Man.
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Mr. Stark has requested
you join the team
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in the second door
down the left corridor.
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Thanks, Jarvis. Gotta remember
to not act like a clueless newbie.
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Avenger's Spidey is confident,
cool, ready for anything.
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Spidey in the house, Avengers!
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Huh?
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[lasers firing]
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Oh, man!
Me and my big mouth!
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Whoa! Okay, okay.
I get the gag.
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Rough up the new guy,
see if he can take it.
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Oh, okay. I'm cool.
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Weird, nasty fork things,
no problem. I got this.
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Big robots? Come on!
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Who's next? Who's next?
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[Jarvis] Initiation test completed.
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Test? More like final exam of doom.
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Hawkeye, he beat your
time by three seconds.
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Pshh. Dumb luck.
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[grunts] You treat all
your new members this way?
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Yes. Yes, we do.
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No hard feelings. Your
official Avengers I.D.
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The superhero's all access pass.
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[harps playing]
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I made an upgrade to your shield tech.
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It works in tandem
with your web shooters,
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broadcasts over an
"Avengers only" frequency,
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and...
Whoa! Careful, kid.
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You'll set off the taser guards.
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Thanks! Any other surprises
I should know about?
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[grunts] Wow!
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White Tiger would freak to
have a gym on the ceiling.
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This is really all for me?
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All the Avengers have
living quarters in the tower.
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But I'm not ready to leave my...
other place.
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He probably still lives
in his folks' basement.
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I keep my private life private.
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- And F.Y.I., I have my own bedroom.
- Maybe so, but we're not wearing masks.
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I wonder if you trust us
as much as we trust you.
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[Captain] I trust him, Black Widow.
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That counts for something.
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You don't have to deal with
the secret identity business
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- until it feels right, Spidey.
- Thanks, Cap.
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I appreciate you guys
respecting my privacy.
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[growls]
[all yelp]
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[thumping]
Noogie welcome patrol!
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[screams] Noogie, noogie,
noogie, noogie, noogie.
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And the Hulk is one more reason
to keep bunking at Aunt May's.
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Hey, bud. [groans and crashes]
[alarm beeping]
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[all] Avengers assemble!
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Avengers assemble!
I always wanted to say that.
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The Avengers have ruined the team
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by enlisting the wall-crawling
menace known as "Spider-Man."
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Get ready to eat those
words, J. Jonah Jerkface.
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Spidey's playing a whole new game.
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[video game voice]
Round one, Fin Fang Foom!
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[grunts] Ha!
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Yah! [screams]
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[Hulk grunts]
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[crashes]
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You broke attack formation,
[Hulk grunts repeatedly]
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Left Hawkeye and Iron Man vulnerable
on the monster's left flank.
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- But I still won, right?
- You may have winged it on your old team,
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but on this one, we follow orders.
All of us. You got that?
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[rumbling]
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Hey, don't let the flag man get to you.
You did great.
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[video game voice] Round two, Attuma!
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[Black Widow grunts]
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[all grunt]
Spider-Man, on your right!
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Yes, sir. [grunts]
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[grunts]
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[splashing]
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[video game voice] Bonus stage!
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Spidey versus Batroc!
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[laughs maniacally]
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Wah!
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One French fry to go, back to jail!
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Leap! Leap!
Quel est?
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[laughs] Only ze
harmless little mosquito.
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[screams]
[electricity pulsing]
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[Spider-Man] Ha!
[groans]
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Looking for this?
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[sarcastically] Oh, wow, guys.
It's an Avenger.
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Hey, I...
I just thought I'd help out.
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It's been a while, and...
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[quietly] I... I miss you guys.
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- How's that?
- [sighs] I miss you guys.
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[Batroc groans]
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It's good to see you
too, spider, but...
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- Yee-yah!
- [groans] Leap.
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We can handle our own mission
without an Avenger showing us up.
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To be honest, it really
hasn't been the same without...
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This Avenger stopped
that evil French guy!
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Uh, listen, these guys
are the real heroes.
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[crowd] Spidey! Spidey!
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Spidey! Spidey! Spidey! Spidey!
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No, you don't understand.
Uh, guys, wait!
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[crowd] Spidey! Spidey!
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[rumbling]
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[door clanks shut]
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Dr. Otto Octavius.
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It seems Spider-Man has moved onto
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bigger and better threats
than you. [Spider-Man grunts]
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There are rules against
bothering prisoners. Get out.
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Rules are for lesser creatures.
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- Not for Loki.
- Loki?
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Now, what would the
prince of tricksters want
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with a humble scientist like me?
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I plan to humiliate my
brother, Thor, destroy the
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Avengers, and seize
control of the nine realms.
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And while I'm at it, I have a
score to settle with Spider-Man.
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What's Spider-Man to you?
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I've been looking to squash
that pest for quite a while.
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Let's talk in more private surroundings.
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[metal cranking]
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[gasps]
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Behold, your underwater lab
restored to its former glory.
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As are you, Otto Octavius.
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[sighs]
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[gasps]
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[gasps]
What have you done to me?
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Sheathed you in Asgardian
armor, the same metal
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from which was fashioned
the all powerful Destroyer.
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Even mighty Thor has
no defense against it.
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Fascinating. So what's my
role in your grand scheme?
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I don't want to attract
Thor's attention too soon,
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so my first attack on Midgard
will be through science not sorcery.
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Specifically, that intriguing
invention of yours.
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- Venom.
- Sorry, I'm fresh out.
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You created it once from Spider-Man's
blood, you can do so again.
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And I'll unleash it
upon the most fearsome
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monsters in the nine realms,
all under my mystic command.
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[thumping]
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With that much Venom, you
could destroy the world.
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I promise to leave enough for you
to rule. That is, if you help me.
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Very well. I'll need a
sample of Spider-Man's blood.
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That, my friend, is as good as done.
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[police sirens blaring]
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[crashes]
[grunts]
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Yo, bugman, there's a
new all-you-can-eat diner
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that needs to be put to
the gutbuster test. You in?
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Huh. More for me then.
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[thumping]
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Being an Avenger rocks,
but I can only take
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so many Hulk gutbusters and noogies.
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I need some Spidey "me" time.
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[sighs] Nothing like
a nice, relaxing swing.
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[screams]
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[groans]
[crashes]
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[groans]
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[rumbling]
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- You!
- Now, that's how I like to see a spider.
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Squirming, helpless,
and about to be crushed.
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[laughs maniacally]
Loki!
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[suspenseful music]
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I'm hoping this thing has
some sort of Avengers alert.
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[screams]
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[groans]
I just got that!
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Poor spider. All alone
without your teammates.
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Don't need 'em.
[grunts]
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[rumbling]
[groans]
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That should keep him busy.
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[grunts]
[screams]
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For about two seconds.
Oh, no!
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[glass shatters]
[groans]
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[glass rumbles]
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[sighs] Okay. Now,
you're in for it, pal.
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[in hypnotic tone]
You are weak, Spider-Man.
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Weary. Sleep.
[groans] Sleep.
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[thud]
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- Greetings, Octavius.
- You! [grunts]
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[grunts]
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It's me, fool.
I promised you Spider-Man's body.
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- Here it is.
- Loki?
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You put your mind in Spider-Man's
body? That's brilliant!
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I'm going to write that down.
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I plan to punish the wall crawler
for his past humiliations.
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To New York's horrified eyes,
it won't be Loki leading
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an invasion of monsters
against the Avengers,
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but their newest member,
Spider-Man.
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If you're in Spider-Man's body,
we can finally see what he looks like.
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- Very well. At last...
- There's nothing I wanted more
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- than to see his hated face.
- Nothing, Octavius?
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Then you'll see it only after
we've destroyed the Avengers.
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- But why?
- To ensure your obedience.
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Loyalty requires sacrifices.
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Argh!
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[yelps in pain]
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So does science.
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We can't recreate Venom
without Spider-Man's blood.
244
00:11:54,024 --> 00:11:57,225
- That hurt!
- Rest assured, my friend,
245
00:11:57,227 --> 00:12:01,363
you're not the only one who has
to adjust to life in a new body.
246
00:12:04,168 --> 00:12:05,867
[groans]
247
00:12:05,869 --> 00:12:07,703
No, no, no, no, no, no!
248
00:12:07,705 --> 00:12:09,905
This is worse than the time
he turned me into a pig.
249
00:12:09,907 --> 00:12:11,873
At least then, I was sort of cute.
250
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:15,010
Okay, the important
thing is not to panic.
251
00:12:18,148 --> 00:12:19,915
Gotta stay calm.
252
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:21,850
Simply explain what
happened before the others
253
00:12:21,852 --> 00:12:25,871
jump to the wrong conclusion
and... [yelps] smash me.
254
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:29,324
Smash you? Good idea.
[thumping]
255
00:12:29,326 --> 00:12:30,792
[grunts]
[screams]
256
00:12:30,794 --> 00:12:32,928
[groans]
257
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:36,431
[Captain] I have Red Skull.
Hawkeye, you're on Doom.
258
00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:41,737
Widow, you take Modok.
Nice shot, Widow.
259
00:12:41,739 --> 00:12:44,039
[grunts]
Congratulations, gentlemen.
260
00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:45,440
We're each batting a thousand.
261
00:12:45,442 --> 00:12:49,411
I'm getting sick of life model decoys.
Give me a real target any day.
262
00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:53,749
[groans]
[crashes]
263
00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,951
Hey! There you go.
264
00:12:55,953 --> 00:12:59,287
[Jarvis] Warning. Hulk reports a
breach of tower security by Loki.
265
00:12:59,289 --> 00:13:01,890
No, wait...
[groans]
266
00:13:01,892 --> 00:13:03,925
I'm not...
[yelps]
267
00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:07,663
Really! [grunts]
268
00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:09,531
[groans]
269
00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:10,999
[groans]
270
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:14,166
- [Tony] Loki?
- That's right.
271
00:13:15,506 --> 00:13:17,038
Uh-oh!
272
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,373
I mean, that's wrong!
273
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:22,077
[screams]
[groans]
274
00:13:23,947 --> 00:13:28,984
Finally, if anyone can tell I'm not the
real Loki, it'd be you, right? [gasps]
275
00:13:28,986 --> 00:13:32,854
- More trickery from the prince of lies.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!
276
00:13:32,856 --> 00:13:34,456
Be gone! [grunts]
277
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:38,191
[groans]
But I'm really Spider-Man!
278
00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:39,327
[groans]
279
00:13:39,329 --> 00:13:42,164
[groans] How come I'm still alive?
280
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:45,901
[electricity pulsing] It must be
that crazy Asgardian invulnerability.
281
00:13:45,903 --> 00:13:49,004
I told you Spider-Man was no good.
282
00:13:49,006 --> 00:13:50,472
How the heck does he know?
283
00:13:50,474 --> 00:13:53,909
Last night, New Yorkers
proclaimed Spider-Man a hero.
284
00:13:53,911 --> 00:13:59,381
Breaking news! Right now, he's attacking
the city with a legion of monsters.
285
00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:02,951
[growls]
[car alarm blaring]
286
00:14:02,953 --> 00:14:04,419
[growls]
287
00:14:04,421 --> 00:14:07,255
Those monsters look like...Venom!
288
00:14:07,257 --> 00:14:08,990
But where'd they come from?
289
00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:10,992
[monster screeching]
290
00:14:10,994 --> 00:14:14,563
Forward!
Bring this city to its knees!
291
00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:17,132
So that's what hornhead is really up to?
292
00:14:17,134 --> 00:14:20,068
Wrecking the city and setting
me up to take the fall?
293
00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:24,406
Just look how he's thanked
his trusting teammates, the Avengers.
294
00:14:24,408 --> 00:14:28,276
[grunts]
295
00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:31,112
[grunts]
296
00:14:31,114 --> 00:14:32,948
[crashes]
297
00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:35,917
[monster growls]
298
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:39,588
Don't worry, New York.
There's more where that came from.
299
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:41,590
[laughs maniacally]
300
00:14:41,592 --> 00:14:43,058
No!
301
00:14:47,564 --> 00:14:50,332
Fly me to Loki, the real one!
302
00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:53,869
[groans]
Whoa!
303
00:14:53,871 --> 00:14:57,939
[groans] Loki doesn't fly?
I thought Loki flew.
304
00:14:57,941 --> 00:15:01,042
I've got to get to him somehow.
[horn honks]
305
00:15:03,981 --> 00:15:06,381
I'm going to a comic convention.
306
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,016
[all scream]
307
00:15:08,018 --> 00:15:10,385
Looks like my stop anyway.
308
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,653
[snarls]
309
00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:13,889
[all scream]
310
00:15:16,059 --> 00:15:19,792
A Thor-sized wolf covered in
Venom. I'm starting to think
311
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:23,331
an Asgardian rat might be
working with an Earth Octopus.
312
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,666
[snarls]
313
00:15:24,668 --> 00:15:29,337
[grunts] Not sure how this thing
works, but it protects Loki.
314
00:15:29,339 --> 00:15:31,907
Maybe if I concentrate.
315
00:15:31,909 --> 00:15:33,575
[metal clanking]
316
00:15:33,577 --> 00:15:36,678
[snarls] What's your hurry, rover?
317
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,013
How about another shot?
318
00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:44,920
It's no Spidey cycle,
but it'll have to do.
319
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,454
[engine turns over]
[bus screeches]
320
00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:50,325
Let's take 'em down!
321
00:15:50,327 --> 00:15:52,060
[grunts]
322
00:15:55,232 --> 00:15:57,999
[snarls]
323
00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:00,068
[grunts]
324
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:02,270
[thuds]
325
00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:07,175
I had no idea Spider-Man had such
power or was so deliberately evil.
326
00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:10,412
He's not, Falcon.
We acted too rashly.
327
00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:12,981
If it were truly Loki
who invaded our tower,
328
00:16:12,983 --> 00:16:14,716
he would have battled us without mercy.
329
00:16:14,718 --> 00:16:18,987
Spider-Man tried to warn us.
This invasion is Loki's true plot...
330
00:16:18,989 --> 00:16:20,989
[growls]
331
00:16:20,991 --> 00:16:23,024
[grunts]
332
00:16:23,026 --> 00:16:24,659
[grunts]
333
00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:26,161
[screams]
334
00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:27,729
[groans]
335
00:16:27,731 --> 00:16:30,231
Mjolnir, to me!
336
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:32,600
[grunts]
337
00:16:32,602 --> 00:16:34,436
Away from us, troll!
338
00:16:34,438 --> 00:16:35,704
[crashes]
339
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,372
[groans]
340
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:41,643
Ulik, so you have had a
hand in this mayhem too.
341
00:16:41,645 --> 00:16:47,582
I don't remember how I came to
be here or why you attack me.
342
00:16:47,584 --> 00:16:51,753
But I do remember
I hate you, thunder god!
343
00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:56,524
It seems my brother Loki
has made you his pawn, troll.
344
00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:59,394
Let us call a truce
and fight him together.
345
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:04,599
Ulik, the savage,
allied with the hated son of Odin?
346
00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:06,468
Never!
347
00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:08,770
[both grunt]
[screams]
348
00:17:08,772 --> 00:17:12,173
[groans]
[crashes]
349
00:17:12,175 --> 00:17:15,043
[snarls]
350
00:17:15,045 --> 00:17:16,678
[growls]
351
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,079
That's enough of that.
352
00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:21,016
[missiles exploding]
353
00:17:21,018 --> 00:17:23,485
[snarls]
354
00:17:23,487 --> 00:17:26,654
[groans]
355
00:17:26,656 --> 00:17:28,189
[both scream]
356
00:17:28,191 --> 00:17:30,058
[snarls]
[groans]
357
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,393
[groans]
358
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,161
[screams]
359
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:35,697
[grunts]
360
00:17:35,699 --> 00:17:39,367
This black ice chills my soul.
361
00:17:39,369 --> 00:17:41,169
[grunts]
[ice clanks]
362
00:17:41,171 --> 00:17:44,539
It's called "Venom."
Hard to control.
363
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,374
Even harder to smash.
364
00:17:46,376 --> 00:17:48,309
[grunts]
365
00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:50,311
[snarls]
366
00:17:50,313 --> 00:17:54,716
Glorious! But I crave a
better view of Thor's defeat.
367
00:17:54,718 --> 00:17:59,054
Well, why not? When in Rome...
Let's fly, web!
368
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,393
Idiotic mortal contraption!
369
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:13,368
[grunts]
370
00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:17,205
[crash]
[groans]
371
00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:19,841
[grunts]
372
00:18:19,843 --> 00:18:22,677
Surprisingly laborious process.
373
00:18:22,679 --> 00:18:26,414
Even with this spider
power, am I sweating?
374
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:29,284
Ugh, disgusting!
Ugh!
375
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,825
[bus screeches]
376
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:40,795
That stench! Doesn't he
wash this ridiculous costume?
377
00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:42,864
[screams]
378
00:18:42,866 --> 00:18:44,699
[groans]
379
00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:47,102
I'll make you a two
for one deal, chuckles.
380
00:18:47,104 --> 00:18:50,572
[grunts] I'm going to send
both you and my costume...
381
00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:53,508
to the cleaners! [groans]
382
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,876
Get it? No?
383
00:18:54,878 --> 00:18:57,112
[groans]
384
00:18:57,114 --> 00:18:58,379
Well, you're Asgardian.
You probably have
385
00:18:58,381 --> 00:19:00,856
laundry gnomes to do your clothes.
If you were from here,
386
00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:03,384
you would have found that
mildly amusing.
387
00:19:03,386 --> 00:19:04,686
[groans]
[rumbling]
388
00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:07,522
Of course, you realize
you're only hurting your own body,
389
00:19:07,524 --> 00:19:10,592
that will ache like the
blazes when we switch back.
390
00:19:10,594 --> 00:19:13,294
[groans]
Oh, yeah? Well...
391
00:19:13,296 --> 00:19:15,797
[groans]
392
00:19:15,799 --> 00:19:19,734
- I'll bet that'll hurt in the morning.
- Oh, please.
393
00:19:19,736 --> 00:19:22,871
To an immortal, that's
not even a stubbed toe.
394
00:19:22,873 --> 00:19:24,606
[snarls]
395
00:19:24,608 --> 00:19:27,275
[people screaming]
396
00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:32,147
[roars]
397
00:19:32,149 --> 00:19:34,716
[people screaming]
398
00:19:34,718 --> 00:19:36,684
[groans]
[grunts]
399
00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:40,455
[laser blast]
400
00:19:40,457 --> 00:19:43,558
[groans]
[grunts]
401
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,426
[gasps]
402
00:19:45,428 --> 00:19:46,794
[groans]
403
00:19:46,796 --> 00:19:50,331
- There's no end to these things.
- We've got to hold them here.
404
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,734
Sooner or later, Loki's
bound to show himself.
405
00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:55,770
We take him,
we take down the creatures.
406
00:19:55,772 --> 00:19:57,772
[grunts]
You heard Iron Man.
407
00:19:57,774 --> 00:19:59,674
[grunts]
408
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,309
Let him have it, Falcon!
409
00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:02,777
[grunts]
410
00:20:02,779 --> 00:20:04,579
[all groan]
411
00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:09,717
[all grunt]
412
00:20:09,719 --> 00:20:10,818
Well done, Hawkeye.
413
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,787
[grunts] This'll quiet them down.
414
00:20:12,789 --> 00:20:14,589
[all groan]
415
00:20:14,591 --> 00:20:16,958
[rumbling]
416
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,762
In the meantime, keep them tangled up
until we know what to do with them.
417
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:23,765
I'm warning you, I know how to use this!
418
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,734
You simply triggered
a protection spell I put on my spear
419
00:20:26,736 --> 00:20:28,770
should my life be threatened.
420
00:20:28,772 --> 00:20:30,972
You can't possibly
wield it's full power.
421
00:20:30,974 --> 00:20:34,778
Uh, bibbity, bobbity, blast him!
422
00:20:35,278 --> 00:20:36,911
Magic is knowledge,
423
00:20:36,913 --> 00:20:39,280
and you haven't learned
the proper way to use it.
424
00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:41,282
There's always my way.
425
00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:43,618
[grunts]
[groans]
426
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:46,454
That was a poor choice.
427
00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:49,490
[grunts]
[rumbling]
428
00:20:49,492 --> 00:20:50,892
[all grunt]
429
00:20:50,894 --> 00:20:52,860
There!
430
00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:56,831
It's Loki.
431
00:20:56,833 --> 00:21:02,270
I'll take that.
Now, the real fun begins.
432
00:21:02,272 --> 00:21:04,405
[gasps]
433
00:21:07,844 --> 00:21:10,845
[groans]
434
00:21:10,847 --> 00:21:15,750
- [groans] Ow!
- I told you not to hurt yourself.
435
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,986
Avengers, it's me, Spider-Man!
436
00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:20,989
I have Loki!
He's escaping! Stop him!
437
00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:22,624
What?
438
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:24,759
[Captain] Avengers, take Spider-Man down.
439
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:25,939
[gasps]
440
00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:31,432
Uh, no! Wait!
It's me!
441
00:21:34,432 --> 00:21:38,432
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