Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:17,766
Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.
2
00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:25,851
Come aboard, we're
expecting you.
3
00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:34,776
And love, life's sweetest
reward, let it flow,
4
00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:42,959
it floats back to you.
5
00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:50,182
The love boat, soon will
be making another run.
6
00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:58,258
The love boat promises
something for everyone.
7
00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:03,438
Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
8
00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:14,115
And love won't hurt anymore.
9
00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:22,199
It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
10
00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:24,329
It's love.
11
00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,295
Welcome aboard, it's love.
12
00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,704
Enjoy your cruise.
13
00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,696
Try to stay sober.
14
00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,618
All right, that's just part
of the entertainment this trip.
15
00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:05,957
You.
16
00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:08,712
Hey, Patti, how
are you two doing?
17
00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,205
Oh, we couldn't
be better, Isaac.
18
00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,966
Speak for yourself.
19
00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:16,678
I got this funny
feeling inside me.
20
00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:19,721
It's my hand, dummy.
21
00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,806
[Laughing]
22
00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:22,805
Hey, where's your husband?
23
00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,232
Are you two still a team?
24
00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,900
They have separate
bedrooms... his is in New York,
25
00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,321
hers is in New Jersey.
26
00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,279
I'm sorry.
27
00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,068
We only took this
gig with him because it
28
00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:35,452
was booked a year
in advance, but it's
29
00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,200
the last time we work together.
30
00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:46,205
See?
31
00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,751
I told you not to worry.
32
00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,504
I told you they'd be here.
33
00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,796
Uh-oh.
34
00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,419
I think I'm going to have
an attack of poison oak.
35
00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,796
[Laughing]
36
00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,736
Announcement over the P.A.:
Captain stubing to the bridge,
37
00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:58,600
please.
38
00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,638
Captain stubing to the bridge.
39
00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:08,020
Very nice.
40
00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:08,774
Oh, thank you.
41
00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,055
I have this new barber, and...
42
00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,112
Hi there.
43
00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:15,994
Oh.
44
00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,990
Hi, I'm Judy Barrett.
45
00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,452
And this is my
fiance, Gary Gage.
46
00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,123
Oh.
47
00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:24,542
Welcome aboard.
48
00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:25,621
Thanks.
49
00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,165
Has my sister joanie
checked in yet?
50
00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,539
Not yet, no.
51
00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,786
Is your sister as
beautiful as you?
52
00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:32,958
Exactly.
53
00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,126
Really?
54
00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:37,883
Her fiance is almost
as cute as I am.
55
00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,927
How nice for all of you.
56
00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,261
[Chuckles]
57
00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,231
[Inaudible].
58
00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:55,565
Ah, your sister still
hasn't checked in yet.
59
00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,742
She must have.
60
00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:58,819
She left the house
an hour before I did.
61
00:03:58,905 --> 00:03:59,695
Don't worry about it.
62
00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:00,661
We'll find her.
63
00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,830
Just check me and my fiance in.
64
00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,789
But aren't you engaged to
65
00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,120
Judy: There they are.
66
00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,575
Ted: Oh, the gang's all here.
67
00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:09,535
Joanie!
68
00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,044
Judy!
69
00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:13,035
[Inaudible], sir.
70
00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,563
Captain stubing: You
must be the foursome.
71
00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,757
Well, I'm delighted to tell you
I just received confirmation.
72
00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:19,985
All arrangements
have been completed
73
00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:23,219
for your double wedding in
romantic puerto vallarta.
74
00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,894
Gopher: Ah, congratulations,
joanie, Judy.
75
00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,524
No, no, no, that's Judy.
76
00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,941
How can you be so sure?
77
00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:30,519
Well, it's easy.
78
00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,233
You're always wrong.
79
00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,523
[Laughing]
80
00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,986
Gopher, remind me to give you
a class in deductive reasoning.
81
00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,528
Joanie is with Ted.
82
00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,991
Judy is with Gary.
83
00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:41,992
Congratulations.
84
00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:42,703
Thank you.
85
00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,452
You going to join me, doctor?
86
00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,745
It isn't my fault you forgot
to bring you good jeans.
87
00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,079
It is, too.
88
00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,891
You ironed them and hung
them in the stupid closet.
89
00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,535
All right, come on now, girls.
90
00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,035
No one cares what a
12-year-old looks like anyway.
91
00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,128
Yes, they do.
92
00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,552
Girls, you're driving
your old man up the wall.
93
00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,551
Ok?
94
00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,223
I'm going to tell
dad what you did.
95
00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:02,971
You better not.
96
00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:03,932
She kissed a boy.
97
00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:04,762
I did not!
98
00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,306
You filthy snitch.
99
00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,059
Come on now, kids.
100
00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,980
For crying out loud, cut it out.
101
00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:12,059
She blames me for everything!
102
00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,975
She made me forget my good
jeans and she kissed a boy!
103
00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:16,064
Stool pigeon.
104
00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,027
Hold it.
105
00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:21,149
Now, you can't blame your
sister for something you forgot.
106
00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,197
And kissing's all
right, as long as you
107
00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,201
don't do it with just anybody.
108
00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,703
Now, shake hands and don't
let me see you fighting again
109
00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:31,905
or I'm going to feed you to
my giant man-eating guppy.
110
00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:35,418
Shake hands.
111
00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:38,671
Now, welcome aboard
the Princess, ladies.
112
00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,005
You're terrific.
113
00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:44,340
Oh, thank you.
114
00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,717
My own adolescence
lasted quite a long time,
115
00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:49,524
and I understand girls.
116
00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,769
Well, thanks a lot.
117
00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,640
You really are terrific.
118
00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,267
Well, you must be an
old adolescent yourself.
119
00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:57,194
Oh, yes, that's for sure.
120
00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,443
Well, um, [clears throat]
See you later.
121
00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,275
- Uh-huh.
- Come on.
122
00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:02,449
- Enjoy your cruise.
- Thank you.
123
00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:02,778
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
124
00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:03,862
Bye.
125
00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:13,793
Nice looking family, huh?
126
00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:14,873
Yes, isn't he?
127
00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,593
Don't worry, it's easy.
128
00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,506
The lady with the hat gets
the drink with the parasol.
129
00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:12,635
Now, I may mix my drinks, but
I never mix up my customers.
130
00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,689
Mr. Ashton, you're in luck.
131
00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,441
I just called puerto
vallarta, as you
132
00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:23,323
suggested, and booked the
mariachi band for the wedding.
133
00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:23,941
Fantastic!
134
00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,856
All right!
135
00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,256
And it isn't just
any mariachi band...
136
00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,530
Ios compadres De la play a.
137
00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:33,075
25 pieces... trumpets,
violins, the works.
138
00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,041
Arriba!
139
00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,410
Ole!
140
00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:39,377
Ted, it's my wedding, too.
141
00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,878
Well, what's wrong?
142
00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,710
I mean, couldn't you consult me?
143
00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,545
Well, I thought you'd like it.
144
00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,275
I was thinking of something a
little more quiet and romantic,
145
00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,839
too... like, say, one guitar.
146
00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:50,966
That would be perfect.
147
00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,603
Well, I'm sorry.
148
00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,060
I'll just cancel the band.
149
00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,220
Are you kidding?
150
00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,098
Los campadres?
151
00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,805
You guys are gonna love them!
152
00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,765
They're fantastic!
153
00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:06,735
La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, hey!
154
00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,159
[Applause]
155
00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,202
Oh, thank you.
156
00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:16,254
Ah, here we go...
Two gin & tonics,
157
00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:20,169
and a drink with the parasol
for the lady in a hat.
158
00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:23,089
Isaac, don't tell me
you're still confused.
159
00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:30,089
Now, this is Ted, this is Gary,
and these are joanie and Judy.
160
00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,932
[Applause]
161
00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,606
You've got the
oddest texture hair.
162
00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,478
It's a wig.
163
00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:48,395
Don't you feel dumb
talking to a piece of wood?
164
00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,486
Now that you mention it.
165
00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:54,121
Oh, it's your wife.
166
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,490
I recognize her.
167
00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,512
I thought you were supposed
to switch the tickets,
168
00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:00,406
get separate cabins.
169
00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:03,708
I guess nobody told him
that every cabin was booked.
170
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,543
And I'm not
sleeping in a lifeboat
171
00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,878
that could have been my sister.
172
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,303
Well, we'll just have to stay
here and make the best of it.
173
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:13,392
How can you make the best
of something that's the worst?
174
00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:16,389
If they can stand it,
I guess we can, too.
175
00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:17,932
Speak for yourself.
176
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,765
I'd rather have termites.
177
00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,810
Well, uh, what do you say
we get something to eat?
178
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,857
If anyone cares to join us,
we'll be in the dining room.
179
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:28,942
Right.
180
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,235
[Lounge music]
181
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:39,831
Good evening.
182
00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:40,542
Good evening.
183
00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:43,171
Good evening.
184
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,829
Who's the new girl?
185
00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,297
I don't know, but
she sure is stuck up.
186
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,458
Yeah.
187
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,587
You boys figure
she's spoken for?
188
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:55,854
Oh, no, no, no, but I
think she'd like to be.
189
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,178
Ah, that explains it.
190
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,434
Look how casually she's
looking around the room.
191
00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:05,187
Indifferent, yet conspicuous.
192
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,811
Hm, very well put.
193
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,727
Thank you.
194
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,146
[Blows raspberry]
195
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,157
- Hi, Ted.
- Hi.
196
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,371
Hi, Gary.
197
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,451
Hi, guys.
198
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,915
[Laughs]
199
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,508
Oh, excuse me. Yes?
200
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,303
Well, hi.
201
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,175
Where's your sparring partner?
202
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,812
Over there with daddy.
203
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,269
Oh.
204
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,452
He, uh, sent me over to invite
you to have dinner with us.
205
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,306
Oh, he did?
206
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:45,023
Yep.
207
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,812
Well, I think I'd love to.
208
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:47,606
Come on.
209
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:48,398
Thanks.
210
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,481
Oh, hello.
211
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,781
Hi.
212
00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,744
Hi.
213
00:10:58,824 --> 00:10:59,454
Hey, neat impression.
214
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:02,503
Dick Van dyke or Chevy chase?
215
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,908
Just klutzy me.
216
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,286
Ah.
217
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,173
Well, thank you
for the invitation.
218
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:17,893
That's his good suit,
new shirt, shaved twice,
219
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,258
shined his shoes.
220
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,135
I wonder why.
221
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,658
We're gonna get some
dessert from the buffet
222
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,432
and then go out on deck.
223
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,388
Come on, Courtney.
224
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,937
Bye, dad.
225
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:29,941
Dessert?
226
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,272
You didn't invite me to
dinner at all, did you?
227
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,688
You've already eaten.
228
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,066
Well, I certainly would
have invited you if you'd just
229
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:36,993
gotten here a little earlier.
230
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:37,991
Oh.
231
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:38,782
Have a seat.
232
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:39,454
Thank you.
233
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,452
By the way, Jack chenault.
234
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,034
Julie McCoy.
235
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,948
How do you do?
236
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:44,656
Terrific.
237
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,575
How do you do?
238
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,333
Terrific.
239
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,504
Oh.
240
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:48,683
I really would have
invited you earlier.
241
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:52,337
I wanted to, but I
didn't have the nerve.
242
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,840
I'm glad my daughters
have no shame.
243
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,301
[Laughs]
244
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,681
While I'm rolling, I've got
another confession to make.
245
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:00,508
I did shave twice
and shine my shoes
246
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,613
and put on my good
shirt and my new suit
247
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:05,557
because I hoped
I'd run into you.
248
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,061
Really?
249
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,892
Yeah.
250
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,647
Then I have
something to tell you.
251
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:13,819
The last time I wore this dress,
I thought that Robert redford
252
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,569
was going to be on board.
253
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:16,361
I put it on tonight because
254
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,324
Robert redford's on board?
255
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:22,284
I thought I'd run into you.
256
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,196
No kidding?
257
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,285
No kidding.
258
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,830
Well, that's terrific.
259
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,745
Just...
260
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:33,835
Terrific.
261
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,012
Oh, excuse me.
262
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:43,715
Could you get me
a waiter, please?
263
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,064
I, uh, I have to do a show.
264
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,350
Oh, I'm sorry.
265
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,453
I'm sure your waiter thought
you were waiting for someone.
266
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,017
Oh, I am, but I
don't think the kitchen
267
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:59,103
stays open that late.
268
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:01,905
[Applause]
269
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,330
Where have you been?
270
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:09,540
I, uh, I had a long dessert.
271
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,462
I had to introduce
the act myself.
272
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:13,541
You did?
273
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,584
Good work, gopher.
274
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,877
Carry on.
275
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,190
Female dummy: I hate to shock
you, but I didn't go to dinner.
276
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,264
I was in the cabin.
277
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,630
Is that right?
278
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,387
Yeah.
279
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,759
How come?
280
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,055
I'd rather eat with
a dummy than a dummy.
281
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,429
[Laughter]
282
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,770
Is that a knock?
283
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:36,273
Well, if it's not,
it's a very good try.
284
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,937
Listen, I ordered pickled
herring especially for you.
285
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:40,947
Pickled herring?
286
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,068
Uh-huh.
287
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:46,164
If I were there, I wouldn't
eat it with her mouth.
288
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,702
What do you mean
if you were there?
289
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,906
Didn't I kiss you at dinner?
290
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,246
I was in the cabin.
291
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,213
Don't tell me you
were in the cabin...
292
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,553
We kissed.
293
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:00,258
Well, you must have
awfully long lips to stretch
294
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,441
all the way down to the cabin.
295
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,755
[Laughter]
296
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,551
Well, if I didn't kiss
you, who did I kiss?
297
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:11,137
Maybe it was a chair.
298
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,645
You're right, it did seem
more passionate than you.
299
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,268
I hope you remember
which chair it was,
300
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:22,526
because she's your date
for the rest of the cruise.
301
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,111
[Applause]
302
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:25,822
Good night.
303
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:35,713
Great.
304
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,291
Terrific act.
305
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,536
[Sneezes]
306
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,667
Oh, captain, could you
take this Rose, please?
307
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:42,795
My fiance is allergic.
308
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:43,261
- Of course.
- Thanks.
309
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,180
Excuse me.
310
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,759
It's just part of my job.
311
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,805
It's a good thing
Judy's not allergic.
312
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:52,888
It's one of the few ways
you guys can tell us apart.
313
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,515
Well, uh, here's
to the other ways.
314
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,483
Uh, what other ways?
315
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,230
Well, that's it for me.
316
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,778
I'm gonna get some sleep.
317
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,701
Me, too.
318
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,948
You guys are kidding?
319
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:06,740
The night is young!
320
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:07,742
Let's go!
321
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,533
Sorry, honey, I'm bushed.
322
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,987
Aw, come on, you guys.
323
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,406
Don't be a party poopers.
324
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,374
Judy, you party.
325
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,124
I'm pooped.
326
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,165
Future sister-in-law, let's
show these guys some dancing.
327
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,960
All right.
328
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:34,562
You know what?
329
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,482
You and I ought to be an item.
330
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,560
We got all the moves.
331
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,903
Oh, Gary's a heavy dancer.
332
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,319
[Giggles] I should
know... he does
333
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,528
most of his dancing on my feet.
334
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,085
You sure you wouldn't
rather be dancing?
335
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,382
Uh-uh.
336
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,505
Would you?
337
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,681
No, I, I'd rather...
338
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,762
What?
339
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,216
I'd rather be kissing you.
340
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,136
Oh.
341
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,885
Now, look, I'm not
one of those guys who
342
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:20,396
thinks that just any
girl wants to be grabbed,
343
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,479
especially by me.
344
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,793
I mean, the moment
has to be right
345
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,027
and the indicators
have to be there.
346
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,072
Indicators?
347
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,065
Well, sure.
348
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,576
Oh, you can tell when a
girl wants to be kissed.
349
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,409
Is that so?
350
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,753
How do you tell?
351
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,999
[Chuckles]
352
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:43,133
Well, there's a certain
receptiveness you can sense.
353
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:48,170
Oh, I see, like when
a girl's leaning on you,
354
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,587
establishing physical
contact, putting
355
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,057
her face very close to yours?
356
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,769
Yes, right.
357
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,769
Along those lines, yes.
358
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,441
Well, what do you do when
you get these indicators?
359
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,320
When you sense
this receptiveness?
360
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:09,529
Well, you have to understand,
I was married for a long time
361
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,111
and I didn't go in a lot
for trying things out
362
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,987
with new girls, so I'm rusty.
363
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:18,164
But the instincts
are still there.
364
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,455
It's like riding a bicycle.
365
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,708
You never really forget how
to sense this receptiveness.
366
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,632
So what you have to do is...
367
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,382
Shut up and kiss her.
368
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,263
How's that?
369
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,720
Yeah, you just have to shut up.
370
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:42,734
Oh, you must have been
a hell of a bicycle rider.
371
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,811
Yeah, you better believe it.
372
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,921
Oh, boy.
373
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,177
Fantastic.
374
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,098
You know, joanie, I'm going
to get out of the city
375
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,218
and find a little shack
on a beach someplace.
376
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,966
Do you think Judy
would like that?
377
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,848
She'd be crazy if she didn't?
378
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,357
Sometimes I wish I were
more like Judy... you know,
379
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,019
the life of the party.
380
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:30,186
Oh, don't knock yourself.
381
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,185
You're a terrific person.
382
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,527
And I'm a lucky guy.
383
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,162
Not only do I get to marry the
one and only girl of my dreams,
384
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,592
but I get a great
sister-in-law as well.
385
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,236
Thanks, Gary.
386
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,866
That's a sweet thing to say.
387
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,043
If only Ted...
388
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:42,750
Ted?
389
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,370
Look, Ted's Ted.
390
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,916
He's wild, and that's
why we love him.
391
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,170
You're getting a
great guy, joanie.
392
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,383
Yeah.
393
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,382
Ah, good evening, Gary.
394
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,133
Judy.
395
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:53,835
Joanie.
396
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,634
Then you must be Ted.
397
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,097
Uh, Gary.
398
00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:58,888
Ah.
399
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,431
I'll never get them straight.
400
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,845
Good night, doc.
401
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:03,933
Gopher.
402
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,109
[Laughing]
403
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,066
What are you laughing at?
404
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,993
I didn't say anything.
405
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,702
[Inaudible] Pickled herring.
406
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,542
Can you beat that?
407
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,118
I hate pickled herring.
408
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,753
Yeah.
409
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,710
How can you remember
everything I hate
410
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,709
and nothing I love?
411
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,671
He remembers everything.
412
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:37,054
She loves watching old
tearjerker movies on TV.
413
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,264
She loves eating pizza in bed.
414
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:43,604
She loves the smell of the
city after a summer rain.
415
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:48,102
She loves buying useless gadgets
from mail order catalogs.
416
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:52,396
She loves huddling close
on cold, winter mornings.
417
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:56,072
She loves you.
418
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,613
Who said that, you or the dummy?
419
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,697
It was her.
420
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,222
Nice to have a little time
to yourself sometime, isn't it?
421
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,850
I really like your girls.
422
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,314
Well, Julie's
not really my girl.
423
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,523
As a matter of fact,
I just met her today.
424
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,646
She sure is nice though.
425
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,605
Oh, I said "girls..."
Ashley, Courtney.
426
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:41,697
[Chuckles]
427
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,662
Oh, oh, my girls.
428
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,043
Thank you.
429
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:47,790
I like them, too.
430
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,501
I mean, I love them.
431
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,381
Yeah, they're dynamite.
432
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,499
I like Julie, too.
433
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,796
I mean, I wouldn't
call Julie a girl.
434
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,301
I mean, I'd call
that a, a woman.
435
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:04,304
Oh, yeah, she certainly
is that, all right...
436
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,388
A very lovely woman, too.
437
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:13,477
I suppose you two must be
very good friends by now, huh?
438
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:17,283
Oh, yeah, about three years.
439
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,189
A girl like that
440
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,608
I mean, a woman like that...
441
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,987
There must be a lot of
guys chasing after her.
442
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:24,704
[Whistles]
443
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:25,783
A whole bunch.
444
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:35,129
But there's a big difference
between chasing and catching.
445
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,290
Oh, sure.
446
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,208
Well, a woman in her position
has to be very careful.
447
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:43,678
And with so many men
on board, on vacation,
448
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,220
looking to have a good time...
449
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:47,683
Yeah, but I wouldn't
worry about Julie.
450
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:51,274
I mean, she's very careful.
451
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,101
Good.
452
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:57,226
Besides, the
captain, doc, gopher
453
00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,985
and I, we're always there to
keep an eye on her, you know?
454
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,029
You're crazy about
her, aren't you?
455
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:10,327
Well, I only just met her.
456
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:16,042
I hardly... yeah.
457
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,376
Yes, I am.
458
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,381
That one's on me.
459
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,464
Good luck.
460
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,618
Alaska's far out.
461
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,745
In the summertime,
it never gets dark.
462
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:58,502
You can play outside till
3 o'clock in the morning.
463
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,335
And stuff we grow in
our garden gets just huge.
464
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,671
Lettuce this big.
465
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:04,967
Well, maybe.
466
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,720
It's true, all that sunshine.
467
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,303
It's fantastic.
468
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:12,927
How would you guys like one of
my super special bloody Marys?
469
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,636
Eh.
470
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:19,896
Thanks anyway, Isaac, but I
think we'll stick to our milk.
471
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:22,361
I've heard about your
bloody Marys, Isaac.
472
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,572
It's 7:30 in the morning.
473
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,532
If I have one of those,
I won't make it to 8:00.
474
00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:32,828
So, uh, how about the winters?
475
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,751
Oh, it's great.
476
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,660
Sometimes it gets to
15 above in the day.
477
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,497
Ooh.
478
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,082
And you hook your
car into a heater
479
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,337
every night so the
engine doesn't freeze.
480
00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:46,589
Are you guys on the chamber of
commerce payroll or something?
481
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,045
Let's go get another Danish.
482
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,514
Another one?
483
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:56,850
They certainly are
enthusiastic about Alaska.
484
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,015
I think it's you they're
enthusiastic about.
485
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,274
Oh, well, I'll just
have to try to make
486
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:03,647
it up there one of these days.
487
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,873
Julie, when my wife died
I never thought I'd say this
488
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:14,789
to another woman, and after
knowing somebody for one day,
489
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:15,540
it's preposterous.
490
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:19,960
But, but I love you.
491
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,791
Jack.
492
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,378
I'm not some romantic
kid who doesn't
493
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:25,523
know when he's in love or not.
494
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,297
I, I know when I'm in love.
495
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:30,343
Jack.
496
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,779
You know, you're not
being very cooperative.
497
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,197
When one dope says, I love
you, the other dope is supposed
498
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,221
to say, I love you, too.
499
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,727
I love you, too.
500
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:41,269
You do?
501
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:44,234
Really?
502
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,226
No kidding?
503
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,857
No kidding.
504
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:47,943
Oh!
505
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,657
Julie, Isaac said we
can't have a fifth Danish
506
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,124
unless you say so.
507
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:57,704
Please?
508
00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,077
We're growing kids.
509
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,424
Ok.
510
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:04,628
But if you don't finish
your Danish, no ice cream.
511
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,421
Be right back.
512
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:10,545
Now, that makes
a pleasant picture.
513
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,304
You know something, Julie,
you'd make a wonderful mother.
514
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:23,229
Michael?
515
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,813
Yeah?
516
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,278
Why can't it always
be like last night?
517
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,189
Well, I guess
because sooner or later
518
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,776
you have to get out of bed.
519
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:32,493
That's right.
520
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:35,782
In bed you don't have to talk.
521
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,117
Did you hear that?
522
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,793
Of course I heard it.
523
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,015
What do you think these
things on the side of my head
524
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,539
are, seashells?
525
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,705
I think she's insinuating
that I don't like to talk.
526
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:47,955
Is she kidding?
527
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,626
I can't get you to stop.
528
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,804
If you ask me, she's the one who
never says what's on her mind.
529
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:53,894
Me?
530
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,799
Well, he said it, I didn't.
531
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:56,967
She's hard to reach.
532
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,765
Am I hard to reach?
533
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,638
Am I?
534
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,055
[Whispering]
535
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,098
Don't whisper.
536
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:06,727
Say it out loud.
537
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:11,485
I said, why pay attention
to a log and bump on a log?
538
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,072
That's you.
539
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,616
You always fight
back with an insult.
540
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,080
I have to.
541
00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:19,909
That's all you understand.
542
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,705
Women, they're all the same.
543
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:22,868
We are not.
544
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,536
You just bring out
the worst in me.
545
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,269
Well, there's certainly
plenty to go around.
546
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,303
You're horrible.
547
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:32,419
Last night you were so loving,
and today you're hateful.
548
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:33,526
Well, you know what they say...
549
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:37,350
There's a fine line
between love and hate.
550
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,429
That's what they
say, but I don't.
551
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,345
Let's get out of here.
552
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,433
Whatever you say.
553
00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:56,157
Joanie?
554
00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:57,159
Yeah?
555
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,410
You awake?
556
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:00,162
I guess so.
557
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:03,373
I just said "yeah."
558
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,615
Happy wedding day.
559
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,707
Same to you.
560
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,375
Judy?
561
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,463
Yeah?
562
00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:15,217
I can't go through with it.
563
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,090
That's just nerves.
564
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,466
How do you know?
565
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:20,102
Because I feel
the same way you do.
566
00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:24,349
Nerves.
567
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,564
Nerves.
568
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:29,153
Either that, or we don't
want to get married.
569
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,780
I've got nothing
against getting married.
570
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:32,858
Me, neither.
571
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:40,075
So how come we've got nerves?
572
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:43,538
Probably because we're
marrying the wrong guys.
573
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,710
Ted and Gary are nice.
574
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,369
Who else are we gonna marry?
575
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,537
I mean, we've
got the wrong guys.
576
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,997
You should marry Gary.
577
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,298
I should marry Ted.
578
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,671
Yes!
579
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,587
You think so, too?
580
00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:58,085
Why didn't you say something?
581
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,836
I don't know.
582
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:00,928
It's so obvious.
583
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:02,892
I mean, you and Gary have
everything in common,
584
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,522
the same with me and Ted.
585
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,660
Maybe if we'd had
longer engagements
586
00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:09,354
we would have found
this out in time.
587
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:10,437
There's still time.
588
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,612
Let's tell the guys.
589
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,019
Are you crazy?
590
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,318
It's our wedding day.
591
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,402
You're right.
592
00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:21,509
We don't have to tell the guys.
593
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,953
All we have to do is switch
places and they'll never know.
594
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:26,076
You are crazy.
595
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:29,752
It worked all through
school, exams, senior prom,
596
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,133
the school psychologist.
597
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,039
Yeah, we almost drove him nuts.
598
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,048
It'll work.
599
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:36,299
Isn't it better than
spending your whole life
600
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,721
with the wrong guy?
601
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,011
From now on, you're me.
602
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,487
[Interposing voices]
603
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:01,655
Nervous, fellas?
604
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:02,618
Ah, sure.
605
00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,489
You don't get married
every day, you know?
606
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,576
Doc does.
607
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:09,793
Good luck, Judy.
608
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:10,873
Good luck, joanie.
609
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,875
That's the last time
I'll be calling you that.
610
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,039
Hey, there they are.
611
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,048
Ah.
612
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,009
Ah.
613
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:25,088
[Everyone hums wedding march]
614
00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,135
What are you doing?
615
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:33,515
I couldn't find any rice, so
I'm throwing pistachio nuts.
616
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,185
Joanie, darling,
you look beautiful.
617
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,773
I'm Judy.
618
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,453
Well, I'm glad we found
out now, rather than later.
619
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:45,412
[Chuckles]
620
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,832
Wait, I want to take
a wedding picture.
621
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,751
I got four sets of my
own I could let you have.
622
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,210
Aren't their wedding
dresses pretty, Julie?
623
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,131
Oh, they sure are.
624
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,960
Bet you'd make
a beautiful bride.
625
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,261
Oh!
626
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,340
I almost forgot.
627
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,390
Here you go.
628
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,391
They're beautiful, thank you.
629
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,893
Yes, they're... [sneezes]
630
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:14,654
Good, now I know who's who.
631
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,609
The one with the
allergy is joanie.
632
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:19,729
No, that's Judy.
633
00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,027
[Applause]
634
00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,321
I guess I'm just getting a cold.
635
00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,655
That's good.
636
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:26,410
For a minute there.
637
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,718
I thought we had
the wrong girls.
638
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:28,992
[Laughing]
639
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:32,331
All right, everybody,
say "cheese."
640
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:33,083
Gorgonzola.
641
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:35,464
[Laughs]
642
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:37,594
- All right.
- So long.
643
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:38,289
Good luck.
644
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:39,298
Talk to you later.
645
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:40,259
Bye!
646
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,338
Bye!
647
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,715
[Applause]
648
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,061
Very funny.
649
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,770
Very funny.
650
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:54,980
You sure know how to hurt a guy.
651
00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:56,061
Hurt you?
652
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,774
How can you hurt someone
with a heart of stone?
653
00:30:58,856 --> 00:31:01,936
I thought you were
made out of wood.
654
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,316
They're almost real.
655
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,823
Almost real?
656
00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:07,624
How many guys do you
know who have someone's
657
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,369
hand stuck through their back?
658
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:11,039
[Laughter]
659
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,959
It'd be easier to stick
their hand through your head.
660
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,958
There's nothing
between your two ears.
661
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,041
[Laughter]
662
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,255
Male dummy: Hey, how
about a little kiss?
663
00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:24,128
No.
664
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,125
How about a little hug?
665
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,046
No!
666
00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,046
How about a little, uh, love?
667
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,968
No!
668
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,976
Well then, how about
a little divorce?
669
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,389
[Laughter]
670
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,439
I, uh, I think you
hurt Patti's feelings.
671
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:45,986
You know, divorce is
nothing to joke about.
672
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,660
Right... but their marriage is.
673
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:52,410
What difference does it make
if they get divorced anyway?
674
00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:54,003
Well, it means a lot to me.
675
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:56,748
I could get into some
serious fooling around.
676
00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:58,831
[Laughter & applause]
677
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,709
Sorry about my friend.
678
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:08,507
He, uh, he doesn't think
too much before he speaks.
679
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:09,723
It's ok.
680
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:13,512
It's just a strange way to
hear that you want a divorce.
681
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,598
I mean, we never
talked about it before.
682
00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:18,273
Well, I just thought I'd
throw it in as part of the act,
683
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,233
you know?
684
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,312
Are you kidding?
685
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,435
Our whole marriage has
been part of the act.
686
00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,744
I suggest we leave
the divorce stuff in.
687
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:29,279
What do you think of that?
688
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,824
Yeah, me, too.
689
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:34,118
I'll have the button sewn
on your sweater by dinner
690
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,262
and I'll give it to you then.
691
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,406
I want to watch you sew.
692
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,617
Yeah, me, too.
693
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:39,933
I bet you stick
yourself with the needle.
694
00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:43,707
Well, if I do, I'll show you
the hole in my finger later.
695
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,705
Now, off you go.
696
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,928
Your father probably
thinks you've disowned him.
697
00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:49,258
Now, see you later.
698
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,012
Bye.
699
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:51,724
[Laughs]
700
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,223
All right.
701
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,305
Hi, mom.
702
00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:04,272
Mom?
703
00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:08,864
Julie (thinking): Mom,
the button you sewed
704
00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:11,065
on my sweater came off again.
705
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,565
Mom, it's time to take
me to girl scouts.
706
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,948
Mom, what's for dinner?
707
00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:20,956
Mom, we don't like broccoli.
708
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,540
Mom, why didn't
you iron my jeans?
709
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:33,394
Mom, why are you so
upset and miserable?
710
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:39,599
It's because your daddy is
the sexiest, most wonderful
711
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:46,944
man I ever met, and probably the
best kisser in the whole world.
712
00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:53,364
Kids are great, but it's
all happening so fast.
713
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:59,577
I'm not ready for it.
714
00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:02,372
I'm just too damn young
to have grown up children.
715
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:42,791
Hey.
716
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,558
We were just about to
send out a search party.
717
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:45,882
We missed you at dinner.
718
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,168
Did you sew on my button?
719
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,171
I sure did.
720
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,252
See?
721
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:54,014
Jack, I'm sorry about dinner,
but something came up.
722
00:34:54,091 --> 00:34:56,131
The captain needed to see
me, some sort of emergency
723
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:56,837
or something, and...
724
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:57,678
No problem.
725
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,472
Better late than never.
726
00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:03,345
Oh, well, you see, that's
why I came down to talk to you.
727
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,854
I'm not finished working yet.
728
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,016
Well, that's all right.
729
00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:07,193
We'll be around.
730
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,441
Just look for the guy with
the silly grin on his face.
731
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,734
Ok.
732
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:12,358
I'll find you.
733
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:14,493
Bye.
734
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:15,570
- Bye.
- Bye.
735
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:16,613
Bye.
736
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,037
Good evening.
737
00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:25,671
Well, a lot you know.
738
00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:27,184
Now, there my boys
is a woman in love.
739
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,838
Golly, professor,
how can you tell?
740
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,088
Well, she has all the symptoms.
741
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:36,300
She's, uh, testy, mean,
evasive, shifty-eyed,
742
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:37,820
and walks around like
she's going somewhere,
743
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:40,354
which we all know she ain't.
744
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,308
And scared to death.
745
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:48,694
Hm.
746
00:35:48,771 --> 00:35:51,401
Hey, hey.
747
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:52,668
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
748
00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:53,692
Thank you.
749
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:01,927
Be right back, joanie, darling.
750
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,741
I'll get the champagne.
751
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,828
I love you, Judy.
752
00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:07,793
Thanks a heap, Judy.
753
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:10,254
You didn't tell me
Gary wanted six kids.
754
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:11,424
I love kids.
755
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,021
You didn't tell me Ted
didn't want his wife to work.
756
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:14,545
So you'll give up your career.
757
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,420
I will not.
758
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:17,967
Oh, congratulations.
759
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:22,430
[Chuckles] Oh, I
see you're wearing
760
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,603
different wedding bands.
761
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:27,312
Well, finally I
can tell you apart.
762
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:30,563
Uh, you are, um...
763
00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:31,646
Uh, Joan... Judy.
764
00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:35,279
Judy, joanie.
765
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,899
Now I'll never forget.
766
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,526
Congratulations again.
767
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,453
Judy, joanie.
768
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:41,531
Judy, joanie.
769
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,115
What are we going to do?
770
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:46,082
We goofed.
771
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,542
We shouldn't have switched.
772
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,252
I know, but what can we do?
773
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:50,462
We're married now.
774
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:51,671
Legally bound.
775
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:54,801
Judy: Bound is right.
776
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:55,959
Wait a minute.
777
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,967
Your husband thinks he's
married to Judy, and that's me.
778
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,971
And my husband think
he's married to joanie,
779
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:02,643
and that's you.
780
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,810
We can't.
781
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,479
All we have to do is switch
back to our regular names,
782
00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,428
then we'll match the
marriage licenses
783
00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:10,647
and we'll each be
with the right guy.
784
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,808
It's illegal.
785
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:16,147
Judy: Joanie, it's like
driving 60 in a 55 mile zone.
786
00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:19,493
It's only illegal
if you get caught.
787
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:20,570
Ok, we'll do it.
788
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,919
La da da, ta da da.
789
00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:34,541
- Hey, did you miss us?
- Oh, yeah.
790
00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:36,457
Yes.
791
00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:37,564
Captain stubing: I
finally figured out
792
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,008
a way to tell your wives apart.
793
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,800
Uh, may I see the rings?
794
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,519
Joanie, Judy.
795
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:55,598
Joanie and Judy: Right!
796
00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:03,243
[Jazz music playing]
797
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,615
[Applause]
798
00:38:11,288 --> 00:38:14,418
Ladies and gentlemen, we
have a very talented twosome
799
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,790
I should say foursome...
With us tonight.
800
00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,105
I'm sure you already know them.
801
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,606
They've been entertaining
you since the cruise began.
802
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:22,550
So let's have a very warm
welcome for pat and Mike,
803
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,553
the harmons.
804
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,344
[Applause]
805
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,395
Good evening.
806
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:42,284
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
807
00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:43,031
Gentlemen?
808
00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,412
I guess that's us.
809
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:45,698
That'll be the day.
810
00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:46,781
[Laughter]
811
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,302
You're starting on me again.
812
00:38:49,326 --> 00:38:51,246
Well, uh, maybe
she's only picking
813
00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:52,788
on you because she loves you.
814
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,372
That'll be another day.
815
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,577
[Laughter]
816
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,810
Mike: What have
you got against us?
817
00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,145
Female dummy: I got
nothing against you
818
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,589
and I got nothing
for you, either.
819
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,550
[Laughter]
820
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:02,920
It doesn't matter.
821
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,257
This is the last time
we'll be seeing each other.
822
00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:07,642
Huh?
823
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,640
Michael wants to get a divorce.
824
00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:12,563
Isn't that right?
825
00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:13,891
That's what I heard.
826
00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:15,871
Male dummy: Well, that doesn't
mean we can't work together,
827
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:16,935
does it?
828
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,271
I hate to tell you this, but we
829
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:21,606
only say what they tell us to.
830
00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:23,742
No.
831
00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:27,109
If they got nothing left
to say to each other...
832
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:27,988
They've got lots
to say to each other,
833
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:30,204
but they just can't say it.
834
00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:36,334
Things like, I'm sorry
I never listened.
835
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:39,625
I'm sorry I took
you for granted.
836
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,920
I'm sorry I was more
interested in getting laughs
837
00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:43,004
than I was in us.
838
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:50,968
Things like, I don't know how
I'm going to live without you.
839
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,255
Oh, please...
840
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,478
Please can't we
give it another try?
841
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:06,073
Why, Michael, you're crying.
842
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:09,413
What's the matter, you
never seen a guy cry before?
843
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,700
You think we got ice
water in our veins?
844
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,494
Sap.
845
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:15,577
Sap is right.
846
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,503
I'm nearly sapping the crowd.
847
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:21,541
Hey, look Patti, let's
not throw away everything.
848
00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:25,257
I mean, I, I still love ya.
849
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,180
Oh, Michael.
850
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,220
[Applause]
851
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,735
Male dummy: Nice going, kid.
852
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,163
We're no dummies.
853
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,531
[Applause]
854
00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,207
[Inaudible] You.
855
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,539
If you want to be on
cameras, this is you.
856
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:15,388
Julie?
857
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:21,401
Oh, well, hi there.
858
00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:23,608
How is every little thing?
859
00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:24,939
Ok, I guess.
860
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:25,904
How's every little
thing with you?
861
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:26,983
Me?
862
00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:28,646
Terrific.
863
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,986
Couldn't be better.
864
00:41:31,071 --> 00:41:31,741
You've been avoiding us.
865
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:33,492
Nonsense.
866
00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,034
Avoiding you?
867
00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:38,117
Julie, would you like
us to tell you a story?
868
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:38,914
Sure.
869
00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:41,496
Ok.
870
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:44,842
Oh, thank you.
871
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:46,799
Well, you see, it's
about my aunt Cathy.
872
00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:49,009
Uh-huh.
873
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:51,719
She got married to uncle
frank when she was 17 years old
874
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,390
and had all these little babies.
875
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:54,009
Only four.
876
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,644
They're our cousins.
877
00:41:56,722 --> 00:42:00,232
Well, now she's old, 30 maybe,
and she lives with a rock band.
878
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:00,889
Yeah?
879
00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:02,726
Well, where are her kids?
880
00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:05,271
Courtney: They live
with uncle frank.
881
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,416
Ashley: Do you know
why she went away
882
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,480
and lives with a rock band?
883
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:09,817
Why?
884
00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:11,254
Because she never got
to be a young person.
885
00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:14,488
That what she told daddy.
886
00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:16,009
Well, anyway, I guess
that's why you're
887
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:18,873
getting cold feet about
marrying daddy and coming
888
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,793
to live with us in Alaska.
889
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,001
Being our mother.
890
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,791
Yeah, that's me...
891
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,335
Old, cold feet Julie.
892
00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:31,549
Aw, listen, you guys are
great and I'm crazy about you.
893
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:34,472
And I'm especially
mad about your father.
894
00:42:34,551 --> 00:42:37,141
I, I just wish that...
895
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,891
That he didn't have us?
896
00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,523
No, no.
897
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,690
No.
898
00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:45,018
I just don't want to
have a whole family
899
00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,114
all at the same time.
900
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:48,479
I want a gradual family.
901
00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:53,445
I want to be a young
person for a while longer.
902
00:42:57,074 --> 00:42:58,534
I love you.
903
00:42:58,617 --> 00:42:59,827
Aw!
904
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:02,870
Gee, when a girl breaks up
with a guy's kids, it's, uh...
905
00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:04,575
Oh, Jack.
906
00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:11,837
I'm so sorry.
907
00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:13,302
I am so sorry.
908
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:20,010
You know, I think I'll
be glad to go back to work.
909
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:20,847
Falling in love is exhausting.
910
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:21,851
I know.
911
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:23,522
Jack...
912
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,850
You don't have to say a word.
913
00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,645
I don't want to tie anybody
down, unless that person
914
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:29,480
wants to be tied down.
915
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:32,315
Jack, you're a
wonderful man and I
916
00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:33,781
care about you a great deal.
917
00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:36,701
Well, that's something we
have in common, because I
918
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,020
care a great deal for you, too.
919
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:47,517
You want to go inside
and have a drink?
920
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:48,541
No.
921
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:52,502
A little dancing?
922
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:53,588
Uh-uh.
923
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,007
Midnight buffet?
924
00:43:57,092 --> 00:44:00,802
Uh-uh.
925
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,598
Hey, don't tell me
you've run out of ideas.
926
00:44:03,682 --> 00:44:05,022
[Laughs]
927
00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:12,524
[Ship horn blows]
928
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,069
Gopher: Goodbye.
929
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:20,454
Boy, I'm glad you two guys
had a change of heart.
930
00:44:20,532 --> 00:44:21,082
And a change of address.
931
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:23,908
At least he is.
932
00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,334
He's moving in with us again.
933
00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:27,891
Ah, then we'll be seeing the
team of pat and Mike again,
934
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:29,535
huh?
935
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:32,285
Oh, not if it's a cold winter.
936
00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,618
We'll be too busy keeping warm.
937
00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:37,263
That looks like fun.
938
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,011
Want to try it?
939
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,093
I'm game.
940
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:45,889
Timber!
941
00:44:45,974 --> 00:44:46,974
Whee!
942
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:52,645
I bet
943
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:54,051
I bet they'd
rather have children.
944
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,032
Captain stubing: Goodbye.
945
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,032
Goodbye.
946
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:02,243
Goodbye, I hope we see
you all again soon.
947
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:04,794
But next time under
happier circumstances.
948
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:07,248
At least now I know
how to tell you apart.
949
00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:10,829
Well, that's easy.
950
00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,666
That's Gary and that's Ted.
951
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,231
Captain stubing: I
have a better idea.
952
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:18,341
Here.
953
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:19,974
Never take those off.
954
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,720
Now, that should do it.
955
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,682
Sorry, captain.
956
00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:26,433
I think you've lost it, merrill.
957
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:27,975
Stop.
958
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:31,148
Would you get out of here?
959
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:31,978
- Goodbye.
- Take care.
960
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:32,902
Bye.
961
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:33,860
Enjoy your lives.
962
00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:35,519
Have a good honeymoon.
963
00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:36,607
Bye-bye.
964
00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:01,425
It was nice meeting you.
965
00:46:01,508 --> 00:46:04,888
Oh, it was
wonderful meeting you.
966
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:05,850
Julie?
967
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:07,219
Hm?
968
00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:11,686
I, I wish you were
coming to Alaska.
969
00:46:11,768 --> 00:46:13,268
Courtney, shut up.
970
00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:14,563
She has a big mouth.
971
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:18,396
I was just going to say, if you
ever get to Alaska, look us up.
972
00:46:18,484 --> 00:46:19,404
I will.
973
00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:22,855
Oh, Julie, I wish you
were coming with us.
974
00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:26,116
Will the real big
mouth please stand up?
975
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,200
[Laughs]
976
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,038
Love you.
977
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:30,789
I love you.
978
00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:31,541
Bye.
979
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,292
Bye, Julie.
980
00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:34,372
I love you.
981
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,628
I love you.
982
00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:36,339
Bye.
983
00:46:36,418 --> 00:46:37,588
I'm gonna miss you.
984
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:38,669
Uh-huh.
985
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:53,228
Julie, maybe we...
986
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:57,150
Oh, Jack, no.
987
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:58,231
Yeah.
988
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,240
Well...
989
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:09,870
If you ever get to L.A.
again, you could look me up.
990
00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:12,412
Sure.
991
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:13,866
If you ever get up to Alaska...
992
00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,916
You know, that's not
altogether impossible.
993
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:19,499
We have cruises and I
could get on one of them
994
00:47:19,586 --> 00:47:21,336
accidentally and...
995
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:24,511
Maybe on purpose.
996
00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:27,391
Sure.
997
00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:30,719
Well, if you do, look me up.
998
00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:36,185
Oh!
999
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,270
Yeah.
1000
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:46,529
Bye.
1001
00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:28,911
[Theme music]
65728
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
