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♪
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Hey, Mom,
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has anyone told you, you're
having an excellent hair day?
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No, I guess I just
woke up like this.
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Well, it's working,
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and I have to say,
that outfit looks great,
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you look 10 years younger, girl.
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Okay, what do you want?
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[audience laughs]
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Well, why do I have to
want something [chuckles].
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[whines] I really want
the new phone!
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[mimics whine] And I really
don't want to give it to you.
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[throws tantrum]
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Hey, hey, family, guess what?
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The man of the house
has become the man at work.
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What happened?
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Well, I'm finally winning
Architect of the Year
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at my company's awards gala.
What?
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[cheers] That's amazing!
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Yep, yep, yep!
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You've always wanted
Architect of the Year for years.
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Baby, I know, I know.
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That suckup, Wesley Taylor,
always gets it,
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but not this year.
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Oh no, it's all mine.
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[audience laughs]
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Ahah!
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[audience laughs]
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Yo, Unc, we couldn't help
but overhear the good news,
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you really deserve
that award, dude.
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[audience laughs]
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CHARLIE: Yeah, you're so
great at what you do,
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and I'm glad they're finally
recognizing that.
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Uhhuh.
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Uhhuh, okay,
what do you want?
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[audience laughs]
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Money for our music video.
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Does anybody around here
give compliments
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just 'cuz they actually
really mean it?
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[audience laughs]
But check it,
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I finally figured out
the best way to get discovered.
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By hiding your face?
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[audience laughs]
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First, ignore the haters.
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[audience laughs]
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Second, shoot a dope
music video.
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Third, have your cousin
direct that dope music video,
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post it online,
then watch it go viral.
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Uhhuh!
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[laughs]
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[audience laughs]
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Oh, you're serious?
Yep.
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[audience laughs]
[laughs]
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We're not doing
the laughing thing anymore?
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[audience laughs]
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This could be
a teachable moment.
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I think the boys should
get afterschool jobs
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so they can pay for it
for themselves,
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that way they can learn how to
work hard for what they want.
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I like that,
that's why I love you.
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Wait, hold up, hold up,
hold up
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MYLES: Yes.
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Jobs?
Being a rapper is my job.
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[audience laughs]
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It's okay, Dylan,
as the video's director,
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I say we get those jobs to show
them how serious we are.
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Fine.
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[audience laughs]
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Those two should be
ashamed of themselves,
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asking for so much money
like that [chuckles].
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[audience laughs]
See, I would never
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Still not getting you
that phone.
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[audience laughs]
Worth a shot.
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♪ Ma knew I was important,
not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me,
Imma take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up, let's go,
Imma get you all hip ♪
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♪ I'm a star, came up from
a block in Chitown ♪
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♪ Livin' large ♪
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♪ I'm tryna balance school
and these bars ♪
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♪ Came far
ain't no better feelin' ♪
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Ay, Young Dylan, ay ♪
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♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Ay, Young Dylan,
Dyl, Dyl, Dyl ♪
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪♪
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♪
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I...am...so...tired.
[audience laughs]
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I don't even have the energy
to take this stupid sign off.
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[audience laughs]
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Ahoh!
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Do you think I'm allergic
to cutting grass?
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[audience laughs]
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Ugh!
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[audience laughs]
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How do adults do all this?
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Working takes a lot of...work.
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[audience laughs]
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I agree.
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Well, let's see how much
money we made.
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Count that with yours, Chuck,
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'cuz I know we made bank
after all that work.
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Let's see.
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Looks like we made...
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fifteen dollars and...
fiftyeight cents.
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Each?
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Nope, combined.
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[audience laughs]
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What?
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We're never going to have
enough to pay for this video.
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If we put in more hours
after school and on weekends,
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we'll have enough money
for the video, one...
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two more years.
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[audience laughs]
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There's gotta be a better way
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we can get our hands
on some paper,
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and I'm gonna figure out
what that is.
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♪
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Okay, let's see...
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how to get money...
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without working.
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[audience laughs]
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There.
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What's a Crush card?
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Hey you!
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[audience laughs]
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Me?
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ANNOUNCER: Yeah, you.
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Uh, yes?
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ANNOUNCER: Do you need
to buy things,
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but don't have the money?
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I do.
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ANNOUNCER: Got bad credit,
or no credit?
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What's credit?
ANNOUNCER: Yep.
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Sounds like the Crush
credit card is for you.
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Go to our website and apply now,
and you'll be crushing life!
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Okay, sounds pretty legit.
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[audience laughs]
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Yes!
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[audience laughs]
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Ah! Wow!
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I knew you were gonna
find a better way,
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but I didn't know
it was going to be stealing.
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Stealing?
I didn't steal anything,
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I rented all this
camera equipment...
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bam...on my brand new
credit card.
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What are you doing
with a credit card?
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I see adults using
these things
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to get stuff all the time,
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my mother uses them
for everything.
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Wow! It's so...plasticy,
how did you get it?
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I saw a commercial online,
and I signed up.
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I don't get why adults always
complain about having to work
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to pay for stuff.
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Right!
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I'm just waiting on all the
extra stuff
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I ordered to get here.
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Uh, something
about this feels wrong.
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Well, something about
this might feel right
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if you check a little something
something under your bed
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for you.
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Hm.
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[gasps]
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Now, what were you saying?
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[audience laughs]
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I forget.
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[audience laughs]
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Why is everyone looking at us?
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Wouldn't you stop and admire
a diamond when you saw it?
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[audience laughs]
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Uh, 13.
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Alright, I got you.
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Yes, Yessirski.
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[audience laughs]
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Ladies, ladies, y'all know
y'all too beautiful
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to pay for that.
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[audience laughs]
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Let me get that for you.
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Just gotta put the ol'
credit card in the machine,
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and...bam...
pick whatever you want.
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[audience laughs]
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Matter of fact,
everyone go 'head,
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pick whatever you want.
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It's on us, people!
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DYLAN: Uhhuh. Yeah. Whoa!
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CHARLIE: Oh, too many people.
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DYLAN:
Go, go, Charlie, go!
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[yelling]
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Dang!
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Okay, what is going on?
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[audience laughs]
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And why are you two looking
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and acting
like richies right now?
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[audience laughs]
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What are you talking about?
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Can't two brothers buy
a whole lot of bags of chips
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for their fellow students?
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[audience laughs]
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Not when those two brothers
are dressed
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for the mansion party.
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Spill it!
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Nothing's going on.
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Oh, a credit card.
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You're a kid, you're not
suppose to have this.
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Your name's on it
and everything,
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you better start talking!
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Okay, look...
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you know how me and Charlie
wanted to shoot
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that music video?
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Yes, I remember
that silly idea.
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And since the only jobs
we can get didn't pay much,
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I had to do something,
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and that something
was getting a credit card.
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I appreciate it if you didn't
I'ma tell!
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[audience laughs]
Do that.
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I'ma tell on you two so fast,
your heads will spin.
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There's nothing
that you can do or say
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to get me to not tell on you.
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[audience laughs]
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Okay, well, then,
what if I used this credit card
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to buy you that new phone?
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[audience laughs]
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Urgh!
Throw one in for Bethany,
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and you got yourself a deal.
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[audience laughs]
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Just tell me what color
you want, boo.
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[audience laughs]
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I'll take the phone,
but just know,
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I'll still be
blocking your number.
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Mmhm!
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Yes, you are a pretty
widdle thing,
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yes, you are, yes, you are!
[smooching sounds]
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Yes, I am your new mommy
[smooching sounds],
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and I will be taking
good care of you.
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[audience laughs]
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[laughing]
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[phone rings]
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I hope this about
all the props I ordered
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for my ballin' music video.
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Yeah, hello?
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Yeah, this is Dylan.
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Uhhuh, umhm.
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A'ight, wow!
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[audience laughs]
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I got it, I got it!
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Peace!
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[audience laughs]
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What was that all about?
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Slight problem,
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looks like you actually have to
pay the credit card people back.
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[audience laughs]
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How was I supposed to know
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that I had to pay back
all the money I spent
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with the credit card?
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The commercial didn't say
anything about that.
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Says here, you have to pay
something called interest.
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What is interest?
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It's when you pay back
more than you spent.
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I said my dad does taxes.
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[audience laughs]
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Well, I'm not
interested in interest,
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thank you very much.
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[audience laughs]
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Hm, it's almost like
credit cards are trying
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to make money off of us.
265
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,642
[audience laughs]
266
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,744
This credit card bills says
your account is past due
267
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,179
and over the limit.
268
00:10:45,179 --> 00:10:47,014
Why didn't you open them
when they came?
269
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,982
Because I thought they were
just thank you notes
270
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,584
from the credit card people.
271
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,219
[audience laughs]
272
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,321
And this ones from
Vinny's Video Rentals,
273
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,590
it says that your Crush card
was declined,
274
00:10:56,590 --> 00:11:00,160
so they're sending a repo man
to repossess all the equipment.
275
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,862
What does repossess mean?
276
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:06,466
Repossess means to take back
something you didn't pay for.
277
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,736
I said my dad does taxes,
didn't say he was good at it.
278
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,438
[audience laughs]
279
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:15,876
They can't take this stuff,
I need it for my music video.
280
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,178
Man, I feel crushed.
281
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,948
Oh! That's why they
call it the Crush card.
282
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,482
[audience laughs]
283
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,251
Mom and Dad sees someone
coming for the equipment,
284
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,086
they're gonna ask questions,
285
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,855
which will lead to finding out
you have a credit card,
286
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,523
so what are we going to do?
287
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,024
No, no, no, no, no!
288
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,828
We? Uh, this is
all y'all's problem,
289
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,230
Bethany and I had nothing
to do with this,
290
00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,664
so good luck and see ya
291
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,200
Hold up, hold up!
292
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,102
We are all in this together.
293
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,105
It became a 'we' the moment you
guys took those phones.
294
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,308
Fine, alright, we're in
this together, I guess.
295
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,610
Agreed.
296
00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:51,879
Well, hopefully,
we can still shoot the video
297
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,214
before they come
for the equipment.
298
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,349
We'll just have to wait
299
00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:56,884
'til Uncle Myles
and Momma Yas
300
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,318
go to the gala tomorrow night,
301
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,521
then we'll set up,
shoot the music video,
302
00:12:00,521 --> 00:12:03,390
and pack it all up
before they find out.
303
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,493
Sounds like a solid plain,
I can't see any holes in it.
304
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,696
♪
305
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,999
DYLAN: Oh, I got one!
Look, I got one, too.
306
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:17,905
[sings] Baban!
Babababababa, tada!
307
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,706
[cheers and applause]
308
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,276
Pow!
309
00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:24,478
Umhm.
310
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:27,114
Just call me Wilson,
Myles Wilson.
311
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,448
[audience laughs]
312
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,451
Oh, but you ain't
seen nothing yet.
313
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,588
KIDS: Whoa!
Huh?
314
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,290
She looks fire!
315
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:37,391
You look amazing, honey.
316
00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:38,592
Thank you.
317
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,460
Yo, hold up, hold up!
318
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,262
If somebody come out
walking to your woman,
319
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,730
like, eyeing her, like...
320
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,098
[audience laughs]
321
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,134
You better hit 'em with the...
322
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,368
I got it, I got it.
323
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,937
Do what I taught you.
I got it.
324
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,505
I raised you right.
325
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:54,174
We're off to the gala,
are you kids gonna be alright?
326
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,010
Yeah, we got this.
327
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,012
Just let yo' man
go get that award.
328
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,247
[audience laughs]
329
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,949
Oh, trust me, I will.
330
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,617
Big trust.
331
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,285
So, what are you guys planning
on doing while we're gone?
332
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,787
Hm, nothing really,
333
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,122
probably finish this puzzle,
and watch a movie.
334
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,158
As long as it's not scary.
335
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,293
Of course not,
we're good kids.
336
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,128
[audience laughs]
337
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,897
Really good kids.
338
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,632
[audience laughs]
339
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:22,870
KIDS: Byeee!
340
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:27,407
[audience laughs]
341
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,382
Striking!
342
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,086
Dylan, could you hurry up?!
343
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,687
We have to hurry up
and shoot this music video
344
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,656
before Mom and Dad get home.
345
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,592
Yeah!
346
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,461
Dude you yelling at me,
where the director?
347
00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:49,329
He probably don't even know
he directing.
348
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,599
[mimics horn blowing]
349
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,567
[audience laughs]
350
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,102
You were saying?
351
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,304
[French accent]
The director is on set, uhhuh.
352
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,805
[audience laughs]
353
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,641
Hey, look, it's Spike Little.
354
00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:02,009
[laughs]
355
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,477
Hey, watch it, little girl,
356
00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:05,846
or you're never gonna work
in this town again.
357
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,381
[audience laughs]
358
00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:10,717
Okay, places everyone,
let's take it from the top.
359
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:15,289
Young Dylan, Ballin'
scene one, take one.
360
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:20,294
Okay, and music...
361
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:24,731
and...action.
362
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,099
Ah! Skeert, skeert!
363
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,634
[audience laughs]
364
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,774
Keep on doing that dance,
it's good.
365
00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:34,975
[audience laughs]
366
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,009
[knock at door]
367
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,111
Cut!
Cut!
368
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,681
No one respects the work
anymore, gosh.
369
00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:41,715
[audience laughs]
370
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,984
[knock at door]
371
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,118
[gasps]
372
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,386
Hi, I'm from Vinny's Video,
373
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,754
I'm here to pick up
some equipment.
374
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,090
Is, uh, Dylan Wilson here?
375
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,059
Uh, uh, wrong house.
376
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,260
[audience laughs]
377
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,895
Whoa! That guy is huge!
378
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:58,365
Maybe if we're real quiet,
he'll just go away.
379
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:02,669
Dude, no! Quick, hide!
[knock at door]
380
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,405
II know you're in there,
I'm the repo guy,
381
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,307
I'm trained
to know these things.
382
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,876
Just go away.
383
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:12,446
No can do, you don't pay
a dime, it's repo time.
384
00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:14,014
[chuckles] I wrote that.
385
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,282
[audience laughs]
386
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,284
This day could not
get any worse.
387
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,119
See, when you say
stuff like that,
388
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,321
it feels like
it's gonna get worse.
389
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,525
Yep, things just got worse,
dad sent a text,
390
00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:26,727
he said the gala got cut short,
391
00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:28,629
and they're on their way
home right now!
392
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:29,863
What?!
393
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,632
Okay, okay, I can fix this.
394
00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:33,800
It's at least a 20
minute drive back,
395
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,970
so we can shoot the video
and pack this all up
396
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,038
before they get back.
397
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,541
That would be a great plan
398
00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:43,744
if Dad didn't text me
fifteen minutes ago.
399
00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:45,012
ALL: Charlie!
400
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,080
[knock at door]
401
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,715
What about the repo guy?
402
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,084
Your parents can't see him
banging on their front door.
403
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,655
Alright, okay, I got a plan.
404
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:57,791
Hide all the equipment
and the money.
405
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,427
Okay.
406
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,929
The [unintelligible]
in position.
407
00:16:01,929 --> 00:16:05,866
[audience laughs]
408
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,336
Uh...
409
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,738
Wow! Y'all are good.
410
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,640
[audience laughs]
411
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,213
Hey, there.
412
00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:20,314
Are you Dylan?
413
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:21,648
I am.
414
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,417
I'm here to collect
the equipment.
415
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,785
No problem.
416
00:16:24,785 --> 00:16:27,588
[audience laughs]
417
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,194
Right this way.
418
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,163
A little advice for next time,
419
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,165
if you pay your bills
like you say,
420
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:41,168
the repo guy would go away.
421
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,336
I wrote that, too.
422
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:43,370
[audience laughs]
423
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,938
[chuckles]
424
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:48,642
It's right out there,
and I'm sorry about all this.
425
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,454
[audience laughs]
426
00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:05,659
How many times
am I gonna fall for this?
427
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,494
Alright, let's shoot
this music video
428
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,695
MYLES:
Come on, seriously?
429
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,163
YASMINE:
You keep on talking
430
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,232
No, listen,
I'm just saying, okay,
431
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,902
that gas leak, very convenient.
432
00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:16,403
No, these things happen,
433
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,138
it's not a conspiracy
against you.
434
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,973
Whatbaby, please, okay?
Really?
435
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,409
No, that gag bag, Wesley
Taylor probably caused it.
436
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,645
You know why?
'Cuz he's jealous of me.
437
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:27,447
Why? 'Cuz I'm better
than him at work,
438
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,316
and I look better doing it.
439
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,918
[audience laughs]
440
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:33,187
Good thing they weren't
awarding you for your humility.
441
00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:36,123
That's my middle name.
Myles Humility
442
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,524
Okay, okay.
Wilson.
443
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,894
Hey! Whatwhy are
you guys dressed up?
444
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,630
Since you guys got dressed up,
we thought we could, too.
445
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,332
Oh!
Mmhm, cool.
446
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,900
So, how
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
447
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,502
[audience laughs]
448
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,904
The couch is a much more
comfortable place to sit
449
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,539
and, uh, vent.
450
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,943
Oh, okay, yeah,
well, youwhat the
451
00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:58,712
[audience laughs]
452
00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:01,415
Ah, yeah [chuckles],
yeah, this is better.
453
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,183
Whoa, my
MYLES: Thank you.
454
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,885
[audience laughs]
455
00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:09,556
Uh, got to turn that AC up,
so you cool down.
456
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,525
[audience laughs]
457
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,761
Yeah, Dylan gets me,
you, too, Rebecca, you get me.
458
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,497
Well, I'm gonna make a snack,
459
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,234
we had to evacuate
before the main course.
460
00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:23,170
[audience laughs]
461
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,073
Nooo!
462
00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:30,811
[audience laughs]
463
00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:33,247
Uh, you should let Bethany
and I make something for you
464
00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:35,282
after all you've
been through tonight.
465
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:39,319
Oh, well, I mean,
okay [chuckles].
466
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:43,624
I guess...they get me, too.
467
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,025
[audience laughs]
468
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:46,527
You know what,
469
00:18:46,527 --> 00:18:47,794
I may not have brought home
the award tonight,
470
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,396
but at least we came home
to some great kids.
471
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,098
Aww! We really are lucky.
472
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:52,533
Mmhm.
473
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,535
[audience laughs]
Oh!
474
00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:56,203
Nice try, Dylan,
475
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:59,673
but you can't get rid of me
that easy, I'm the repo guy.
476
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,608
Wait!
477
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,143
Hey, Rebecca got a new phone!
478
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:09,683
♪
479
00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:12,819
Well, that's the last of it,
480
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,191
I would say nice doing business
with you, but it wasn't.
481
00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:19,159
[audience laughs]
482
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,563
[sighs]
483
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,466
When you don't make
time to pay,
484
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,303
the repo man takes
it all away [laughs].
485
00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:30,938
[laughs]
486
00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:33,140
Eh, you gotyou got
a spider on your shoulder.
487
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:36,977
[screams]
488
00:19:36,977 --> 00:19:40,514
MYLES: Okay, let me
sum this up, shall we?
489
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,349
Instead of working
for the money,
490
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,917
Dylan signed up
491
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,153
and got a credit card
under my name, by the way.
492
00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,689
Do you know what that's gonna
you know what, give me these.
493
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,090
Hey, hey!
No, no, no, no, no.
494
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,558
Uncle Myles!
You know what that's gonna
495
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,427
do to my credit, boy?
Sit back!
496
00:19:53,427 --> 00:19:55,596
These are my shoes,
I can't even fit in 'em.
497
00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:57,898
Then all of you acted
like exfootball players,
498
00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:00,834
and ran that card to the limit.
Mmhm.
499
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,436
[chuckles] And didn't know
they had to pay it back
500
00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:05,172
because, well...kids.
501
00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:09,743
So, you decided to cover it
all up with lies and deceit
502
00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:12,079
until you got busted?
503
00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:13,647
Yeah, that sounds right.
504
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:14,781
That's all of it.
505
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,216
I feel ashamed hearing it.
506
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,484
[audience laughs]
507
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,952
Do we even have
to give you the speech
508
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,588
of what you did wrong,
and how lying made it worse,
509
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,758
and that we all hope
you learned your lessons?
510
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:27,594
Nope, lessons
are straight learned.
511
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,296
Yeah, I've learned more in
this one moment
512
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,131
than my entire life.
513
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:33,200
I learned so much,
I could teach others right now.
514
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,768
[audience laughs]
515
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:37,337
Wrong! Nope, there's one
more lesson to be learned.
516
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,406
Mmhm [giggles].
517
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,242
Oh!
518
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,411
See all this stuff
you guys bought?
519
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:48,582
[giggles] Well, you're gonna
return everything
520
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,017
to pay back the credit card.
521
00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:51,451
Mmhm.
522
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,819
And your mom and I
will cover the rest,
523
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,422
but all of you
are going to pay us back.
524
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,391
With interest.
525
00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:59,193
Oh, I just learned that word!
526
00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:00,460
[audience laughs]
527
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,795
That's not a good word.
528
00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:03,163
[audience laughs]
529
00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:04,932
How are we suppose
to pay you guys back
530
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,500
if we don't have any money?
531
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,634
[chuckles]
532
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,570
Oh, buddy.
Oh my goodness.
533
00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:12,206
So glad you asked.
[giggles]
534
00:21:12,206 --> 00:21:14,575
Oh!
Yeah.
535
00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:18,745
[audience laughs]
536
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:22,349
MYLES: Looks like
afterschool jobs for everyone!
537
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:25,719
[giggles]
Noooo!
538
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,341
[gasps from exhaustion]
539
00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:51,211
[audience laughs]
540
00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:54,414
Hey.
541
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:58,185
[audience laughs]
542
00:21:58,185 --> 00:21:59,953
Here's today's pay.
543
00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:02,823
[audience laughs]
544
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:03,924
Oh!
545
00:22:03,924 --> 00:22:05,025
I mowed three lawns.
546
00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:08,195
[audience laughs]
547
00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:10,130
Fiveyearold birthday parties
are the worst.
548
00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:11,198
[audience laughs]
549
00:22:11,198 --> 00:22:13,800
Uhuh!
550
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,935
[sighs]
551
00:22:14,935 --> 00:22:17,971
♪
552
00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:19,239
[audience laughs]
553
00:23:01,682 --> 00:23:03,750
[Nickelodeon theme]
554
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:08,350
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