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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:03,903 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:05,444 >> YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WE ALL 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:08,179 GET WHEN WWE IS TOTALLY AWESOME? 4 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,875 >> OH, YEAH. 5 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:13,208 [MUSIC] 6 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:15,223 >> THAT FEELING OF FUN, 7 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:18,585 NOSTALGIA, THE ICONIC MOMENTS 8 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:22,955 THAT MADE YOU A LIFELONG FAN 9 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,386 LIKE THE MOST AWESOME WWE 10 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,061 WEDDINGS. 11 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:27,629 >> SOMEBODY STOP THE PAIN. 12 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,658 >> FROM THE SHOCKING- 13 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:29,832 >> OH, NO, 14 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,330 IT'S ERIC BISCHOFF. 15 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:32,401 >> -TO THE SCANDALOUS- 16 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:34,739 >> I HATE YOU. 17 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,295 >> -UNHOLY- 18 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:37,143 >> DEARLY AND BELOVED. 19 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:37,837 >> NO. 20 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,738 >> -TO HOLY -- 21 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,070 - >> KANE HAS TOMBSTONED THE 22 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:42,684 PRIEST. 23 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,106 >> -THE MOST TOTAL TRAINWRECKS 24 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:46,781 TO, "DEATH DO US PART." 25 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,050 >> [SCREAMS] 26 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,718 >> THESE ARE THE WWE WEDDINGS 27 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:53,216 THAT MADE US LAUGH, CRY, AND 28 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,290 BRING US TO OUR FEET. 29 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,989 TO CHANT IN UNISON, 30 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:01,261 "THIS IS AWESOME." 31 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:02,931 [CROWD CHANTS, "THIS IS 32 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:12,270 AWESOME."] 33 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:13,842 >> DEARLY BELOVED, WELCOME TO 34 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,810 THIS IS AWESOME, THE ONLY SHOW 35 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,139 THAT DIVES INTO THE MOST AWESOME 36 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,084 EVERYTHING. 37 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,548 THEN, NOW, AND FOREVER. 38 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,217 I'M YOUR HOST GREG MILLER, 39 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,845 @GAMEOVERGREGGY ON TWITTER AND 40 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,550 INSTAGRAM, AND, AS WITH MOST HIT 41 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:28,193 SHOWS, IT IS TIME FOR OUR 42 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:30,118 OBLIGATORY WEDDING EPISODE. 43 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,493 ONLY IN THIS EDITION OF THIS IS 44 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:33,331 AWESOME, WE LOOK AT THE ENTIRE 45 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,327 GAMUT OF WEDDINGS. 46 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:38,529 THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY, AND 47 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:39,732 LET'S BE HONEST, THEY'RE PRETTY 48 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,803 MUCH ALL BAD AND UGLY. 49 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,542 WEDDINGS WITHIN THE WWE ARE AS 50 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,367 ABSURD AS IT SOUNDS. 51 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,872 YOU KNOW I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF 52 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,413 IT. 53 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,908 PUT ON YOUR BEST TUX OR DRESS 54 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:55,451 AND TO THE CHAPEL WE GO. 55 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,479 >> HOLD ON A SEC. 56 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:58,594 OKAY. 57 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:00,445 YES, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 58 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,994 [MUSIC] 59 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:03,789 >> THEY SAY THAT YOUR WEDDING 60 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,330 DAY IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR 61 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:06,755 LIFE. 62 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,060 >> BILLY, YOU'VE CAPTURED MY 63 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,801 HEART. 64 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,866 >> THERE'S THE BLUSHING BRIDE. 65 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,695 >> JR, LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL 66 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,470 THING. 67 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,970 >> OOH, WEDDINGS, WEDDINGS, 68 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,541 WEDDINGS. 69 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,679 >> OH, YEAH. 70 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,605 >> YEE-HA. 71 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,680 >> YES, [CLAPS] 72 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,219 I LOVE WWE WEDDINGS. 73 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:30,245 >> THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. 74 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,320 >> WWE WEDDINGS ARE SOME OF THE 75 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,519 MOST ENTERTAINING WEDDINGS OF 76 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,260 ALL TIME. 77 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,115 [LAUGHS] 78 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,563 >> WWE WEDDINGS. 79 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:41,957 LORD-- 80 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:42,902 >> I LOVE YOU. 81 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:43,856 >> EVERYBODY LOVES A GOOD LOVE 82 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:44,904 STORY, RIGHT? 83 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,028 THEN YOU PUT IN ACTION AND SOME 84 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:46,973 SURPRISES. 85 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:47,867 >> YOU CAN'T DO THIS AT A 86 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:48,668 WEDDING. 87 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:49,568 >> OH, NO, SHE'S PREGNANT. 88 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:53,269 >> EVERYBODY IS JUST INTRIGUED. 89 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:54,243 >> LOVE IS GRAND, BUT DIVORCE IS 90 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:57,981 100 GRAND, SO STAY MARRIED. 91 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:58,008 >> HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A WWE 92 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,652 WEDDING? 93 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:01,647 YOU JUST KNOW THAT EVERYTHING'S 94 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:04,148 GOING TO PERFECTLY. 95 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:05,191 NOTHING'S GOING TO GO WRONG. 96 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,885 >> I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED 97 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,888 TODAY. 98 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,390 >> OH NO. 99 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:14,801 >> THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY. 100 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:15,855 >> BOY, WAS IT A BIG SURPRISE. 101 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:16,932 HERE COMES PIPER OUT IN ALL OF 102 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,470 HIS GLORY. 103 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,995 >> YOU STINK, YOU STINK, AND THE 104 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,341 WHOLE DAMN WEDDING STINKS. 105 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:24,936 >> GET HIM OUT OF THERE. 106 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,538 >> A WWE RING IS A HORRENDOUS 107 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,741 WEDDING VENUE. 108 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,883 IT'S A PLACE WHERE SUPERSTARS GO 109 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,078 TO COMPETE IN FISTICUFFS. 110 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,252 WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT THAT 111 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,650 WOULD BE A GOOD WEDDING VENUE? 112 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,752 >> SHE'S GORGEOUS. 113 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:42,493 A LITTLE CLUMSY, BUT GORGEOUS. 114 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:44,289 >> OH MAN. 115 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:48,731 >> MIZ AND MARYSE DRENCHED. 116 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,258 >> IT'S JUST A MESS. 117 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,374 YOU CAN'T SAY, "OR FOREVER HOLD 118 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,595 YOUR PEACE," IN FRONT OF A ROOM 119 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,700 OF WRESTLERS. 120 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:55,601 IT'S NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR 121 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:56,502 SOMEONE. 122 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,273 >> JESUS CHRIST. 123 00:03:58,271 --> 00:03:59,341 >> IT'S TOO MUCH COMPETITION IN 124 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,069 WWE. 125 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,244 >> GET THE SMOOCH ON, BRO. 126 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,384 >> THEY ARE MESSING EVERYTHING 127 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,248 UP. 128 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,446 >> IT'S LIKE SOAP OPERAS. 129 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,377 IT'S GOING TO END UP ALWAYS 130 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,551 BEING A THROW DOWN. 131 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,779 >> SHE WINS BACK THE 24/7 TITLE. 132 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,124 [BELL RINGS] 133 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,049 >> A LOT OF TIMES, A TITLE IS 134 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,193 MORE IMPORTANT THAN LOVE, I 135 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,417 GUESS, IN WWE. 136 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:22,163 >> YOU DISGUST ME. 137 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,802 >> THAT IS WHAT IS AMAZING ABOUT 138 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:24,927 WWE. 139 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:25,871 YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT TO 140 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,696 EXPECT. 141 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:30,041 >> MR. AND MRS. HUNTER HEARST 142 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:30,896 HELMSLEY. 143 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:31,944 >> A WWE WEDDING MAY NOT ALWAYS 144 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,108 END IN A FAIRY TALE, BUT IT WILL 145 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,137 ALWAYS BE ENTERTAINING. 146 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,383 >> THAT WAS LOVELY. 147 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,478 >> THERE IS AN OLD SAYING, WHICH 148 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,009 I THINK IS APPROPRIATE HERE, 149 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,854 "LOVE HURTS." 150 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:46,349 >> I LOVE WEDDINGS. 151 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,923 >> ME TOO, LACEY. 152 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,021 WOULDN'T MODEL MY OWN AFTER ANY 153 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,162 OF THOSE, BUT IN TRUE WWE 154 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:53,288 FASHION, THEY ARE INCREDIBLY 155 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,203 ENTERTAINING IN A "CAN'T STOP 156 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,325 WATCHING THIS TRAIN WRECK" KIND 157 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,700 OF WAY, SO LET'S GET TO IT. 158 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,200 YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY, "WHAT 159 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,242 HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN 160 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,407 VEGAS," EVEN IF YOU DON'T 161 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,905 REMEMBER. 162 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,607 WELL, THE KING OF WWE WEDDING 163 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,978 CRASHERS MADE SURE THAT WAS NOT 164 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:11,476 THE CASE IN TRULY 165 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,778 UNFORGETTABLE/FORGETTABLE 166 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:17,479 FASHION. 167 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,154 >> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT 168 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,423 TO CELEBRATE ONE OF LIFE'S 169 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:24,462 GREATEST MOMENTS. 170 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:25,757 >> THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE AMAZING 171 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,599 MOMENTS JUST LIKE SEEING ALL OF 172 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:30,755 THE MCMAHONS OUT THERE. 173 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,604 >> I WAS THERE AS A CHILD IN THE 174 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:34,199 CROWD. 175 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,701 I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WOULD 176 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,772 BECOME SUCH A THING IN HISTORY. 177 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,242 >> TONIGHT, OUR HEARTS ARE 178 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,610 FILLED WITH GREAT HAPPINESS ON 179 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:43,478 ANDREW AND STEPHANIE'S WEDDING 180 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,076 NIGHT. 181 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,308 >> MY DAD SITTING DOWN WITH ME 182 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,583 ONE MONDAY NIGHT TO SEE WHAT I 183 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,222 WAS WATCHING AND IT WAS A 184 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,317 WEDDING. 185 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:52,148 "WHY ARE YOU WATCHING A 186 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,052 WEDDING?" 187 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,353 I SAID, "DAD, SHH-SHH-SHH, 188 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,494 STEPHANIE MCMAHON AND TEST WERE 189 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:57,588 GETTING MARRIED." 190 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,631 TRIPLE H COMES OUT AND 191 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,125 INTERRUPTS HIM AND WE GO, "WHAT 192 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,556 HAPPENED HERE?" 193 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:03,402 >> YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT 194 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:04,526 THIS. 195 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,931 >> I REMEMBER TRIPLE H PULLING 196 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,172 THAT CAR UP TO THAT DRIVE-THRU 197 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,567 CHAPEL, WHICH, BY THE WAY, VERY 198 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,038 ON-BRAND FOR WWE TO HAVE 199 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,736 SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND OUTSIDE 200 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:14,208 THE BOX TO SAY THE LEAST. 201 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,577 >> THE TUNNEL OF LOVE. 202 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,807 THIS IS EXACTLY THE WAY I 203 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,253 ENVISIONED IT MY WHOLE LIFE. 204 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,978 I'M A MAN, A ROMANTIC. 205 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:24,283 >> I JUST CAN REMEMBER LIKE IT 206 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,894 WAS YESTERDAY, TRIPLE H LOOKING 207 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,185 UP THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW IN LAS 208 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,187 VEGAS. 209 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,788 >> HEY, YOU'RE TRIPLE H. 210 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:30,819 >> DAMN STRAIGHT, I AM. 211 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:31,964 >> ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED? 212 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,028 >> THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 213 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,026 >> WHO ARE YOU MARRYING? 214 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,627 >> THE VIRTUOUS STEPHANIE 215 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,999 MCMAHON. 216 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:38,027 >> OH, WOW. 217 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,271 >> OH, MY GOSH. 218 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,396 IS IT EVEN LEGAL? 219 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,801 [CHUCKLES] 220 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,243 STEPHANIE WAS PASSED OUT. 221 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,238 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE COULD 222 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,509 TALK ABOUT THAT. 223 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,407 [CHUCKLES] 224 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,738 >> CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 225 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,883 OKAY. 226 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,078 >> I NEEDED TO SPEED THIS UP. 227 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,479 GET RIGHT TO THE I DO'S. 228 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,681 THE RING'S ON. 229 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:57,982 LET GET OUT OF HERE. 230 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,154 COME ON. 231 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,052 WE'RE IN LOVE AND DUH-DUH-DUH 232 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,293 AND YOU GET IT. 233 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,218 >> STEPHANIE'S BACHELORETTE 234 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:03,362 PARTY WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE 235 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,416 WEDDING AND MAYBE SHE GOT A 236 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,694 LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN. 237 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:06,862 >> THEY DO A DRIVE-THRU WEDDING 238 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:10,900 WHERE SHE DOESN'T REALLY GIVE 239 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,797 CONSENT TO THE MARRIAGE. 240 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:13,699 >> STEPHANIE, WILL YOU TAKE 241 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,140 HUNTER FOR YOUR HUSBAND? 242 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,306 >> OH, YES, I DO. 243 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:19,505 >> STEPHANIE'S OVER HERE 244 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:20,466 UNCONSCIOUS AND LIKE HE'S GOT A 245 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:21,573 PUPPET AND MOUTHING, "OH, YES, I 246 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:26,014 DO." 247 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,082 IT WAS JUST A CLASSIC PIECE OF 248 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,080 ENTERTAINMENT. 249 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,281 >> I PROMISE TO LOVE, HONOR, AND 250 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,723 DEFINITELY OBEY EVERYTHING YOU 251 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,088 SAID. 252 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,416 >> TRIPLE H WAS USING HIS BEST 253 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,961 IMPRESSION OF A WOMAN. 254 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,016 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE ALLOWED IT. 255 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,264 THAT MINISTER SHOULD BE FIRED. 256 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,129 I'M ORDAINED. 257 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,486 I WOULDN'T HAVE ALLOWED IT. 258 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:42,734 >> HEY, GET A NICE SHOT OF THE 259 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,099 BRAND NEW MR. AND MRS. HUNTER 260 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,368 HEARST HELMSLEY. 261 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,937 >> STEPHANIE CAN'T MARRY TEST 262 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,635 BECAUSE SHE'S ACCIDENTALLY 263 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,707 MARRIED TO TRIPLE H? 264 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,936 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 265 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,111 STEPHANIE AND TRIPLE H ARE 266 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,979 MARRIED? 267 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,408 >> STEPHANIE WITH THE TEARS. 268 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,984 >> OH, MY GOD. 269 00:08:03,982 --> 00:08:04,582 >> I HATE YOU. 270 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,824 >> "I HATE YOU." 271 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,390 IT JUST LIKE TO HAVE YOUR MOMENT 272 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,018 CRASHED LIKE THAT. 273 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,193 >> SHE WAS THE BRIDE THAT WAS 274 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,491 LIKE LEFT SCREAMING AT THE ALTAR 275 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,262 AND TEARS. 276 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,600 THAT ENCAPSULATES WHAT WWE 277 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,495 WEDDINGS ARE ALL ABOUT. 278 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,767 THERE'S GOING TO BE TEARS. 279 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:21,165 THERE'S GOING TO BE CHAOS. 280 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,237 >> WHETHER IT MIGHT NOT 281 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,895 NECESSARILY FLY IN TODAY'S 282 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,343 STANDARDS, THIS WAS A MOMENT 283 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,568 THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN BY 284 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:36,853 WRESTLING FANS. 285 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:43,585 >> THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST 286 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:44,560 BETWEEN THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS. 287 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:45,687 "ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR," 288 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,732 AND THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST 289 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:47,726 HIMSELF CERTAINLY LIVE BY THAT 290 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:48,927 SAYING, MAYBE NONE MORE SO THAN 291 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,228 OUR NEXT WEDDING, BUT YOU KNOW 292 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,530 WHAT ELSE THEY SAY? 293 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,472 KARMA IS A WWE 294 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,969 >> I GIVE TO YOU, THE GENERAL 295 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,342 MANAGER OF SMACKDOWN AND MY SOUL 296 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:08,951 MATE, VICKIE GUERRERO. 297 00:09:08,947 --> 00:09:09,947 >> EDGE, BEING THE ULTIMATE 298 00:09:09,948 --> 00:09:10,518 OPPORTUNIST, NEVER TURNED DOWN 299 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:11,717 AN OPPORTUNITY TO TURN 300 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,218 EVERYTHING INTO HIS FAVOR. 301 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,660 >> VICKIE GUERRERO JUST TOOK THE 302 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:19,525 BULLET FOR HER LOVER, EDGE. 303 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,156 >> NO, YOU STOP. 304 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,131 STOP THE MATCH. 305 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,229 >> SHE IS THE GM. 306 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,370 SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS. 307 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,966 >> WE WILL CROWN A NEW WORLD 308 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:31,037 CHAMPION, ME. 309 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,837 >> AT THE TIME, EDGE WOULD DO 310 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:35,039 ANYTHING TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP, 311 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,211 AND THAT INCLUDED USING VICKIE 312 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:39,549 AND HER GM STATUS. 313 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:43,646 >> VICKIE, WILL YOU BE MY WIFE? 314 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:47,550 >> YES, I WILL. 315 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:50,224 >> THE NASTIEST, MOST 316 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,493 UNPLEASANT, SPITTY KISS I'VE 317 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,603 EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. 318 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,255 >> MY GOD. 319 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,404 >> WEDDING GOES OFF WITHOUT 320 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,569 HITCH. 321 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,727 >> I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND 322 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:02,804 WIFE. 323 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,642 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. 324 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:10,377 [APPLAUSE] 325 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:11,306 >> CONGRATULATIONS. 326 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,481 >> TODAY IS THE DAY TO MAKE THE 327 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,449 LOVE OF MY LIFE, MY BRIDE, MY 328 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,447 WIFE, VICKIE GUERRERO, THE 329 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,919 HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD. 330 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:18,887 I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY 331 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,915 HEART. 332 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,320 >> THIS WOULDN'T BE A WWE 333 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,763 WEDDING WITHOUT AN UNEXPECTED 334 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:26,527 DROP-IN FROM A NOTORIOUS WWE 335 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:29,196 WEDDING CRASHER. 336 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:38,905 [TRIPLE'S H MUSIC PLAYS] 337 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:42,535 >> THE INSTIGATOR, HHH, COMING 338 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,412 OUT AND RUINING THE DREAM 339 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,550 WEDDING OF VICKIE GUERRERO AND 340 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,775 EDGE. 341 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,050 >> I'VE BROUGHT SOME GIFTS HERE 342 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,178 TONIGHT. 343 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,023 I DO FEEL THAT IT TRULY 344 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:54,548 EXPRESSES THE LOVE, EDGE, THAT 345 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,594 YOU FEEL FOR VICKIE. 346 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,589 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT TRUE LOVE. 347 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:00,862 >> BECAUSE, OF COURSE, HE IS THE 348 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,330 GUY, JUST COMES WALKING OUT, 349 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,558 "HEY, COOL WEDDING AND 350 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,733 EVERYTHING, BUT DID YOU GUYS 351 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,201 CHECK OUT THIS?" 352 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,129 >> THOSE FLOWERS FOR ME? 353 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,203 >> THEY'RE FOR VICKIE. 354 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,942 WHERE IS VICKIE? 355 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,067 >> SHE'S RUNNING AROUND ERRANDS. 356 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,812 SHE'S OFF DOING ERRANDS. 357 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:16,838 >> THIS BEGINNING PART IS A BIT 358 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,553 BORING, SO LET'S GET TO THE GOOD 359 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,745 STUFF. 360 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:20,776 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ONCE 361 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,380 AGAIN, TRUE LOVE. 362 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:31,322 [CROWD CHEERS] 363 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,664 >> EDGE CHEATING ON VICKIE WITH 364 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,859 THE WEDDING COORDINATOR, ALSO 365 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,402 KNOWN AS ALICIA FOX. 366 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,898 >> SCANDALOUS. 367 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,469 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TRUE 368 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,967 LOVE. 369 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,970 >> DAMN. 370 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,112 IT WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF JERRY 371 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,576 SPRINGER. 372 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,675 GIVE ME THE POPCORN. 373 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,606 >> YOU CHEATED. 374 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:55,181 >> NOBODY DOES A MELTDOWN BETTER 375 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,621 THAN VICKIE GUERRERO. 376 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:02,457 >> NO, NO. 377 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,015 >> UNBELIEVABLE. 378 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,394 >> VICKY, COME ON. 379 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,533 I LOVE YOU, BABE, BUT YOU HAD TO 380 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,859 KNOW THAT EDGE WAS USING YOU. 381 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:14,434 HE'S THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST. 382 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,204 HE'S NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL. 383 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,203 >> SHE DESERVES BETTER THAN 384 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,014 THAT, EDGE. 385 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,766 SHAME, SHAME, SHAME. 386 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:23,284 >> MY WEDDING. 387 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,946 HOW DARE YOU. 388 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:31,475 NO. 389 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,594 >> THE BACKSTREET BOYS ONCE 390 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,455 SAID, QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY 391 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,615 HEART. 392 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,934 WELL, WHEN YOU'RE IN THE GAME 393 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,325 YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU 394 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,956 WANT BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT DAMN 395 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,932 GOOD, BUT ALAS, WHAT'S A WWE 396 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,431 WEDDING WITHOUT A BIG SWERVE? 397 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,203 THE SURPRISES ARE WHAT KEEP US 398 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,542 COMING BACK FOR MORE. 399 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,236 HEARTBREAK BE DAMNED. 400 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,368 WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR NEXT 401 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,513 TORRID AND TUMULTUOUS LOVE 402 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,838 AFFAIR. 403 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,143 THE NUPTIALS OF DANIEL BRYAN AND 404 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,114 AJ LEE. 405 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:04,483 YES, YES, YES. 406 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,224 >> THIS IS TRUE LOVE, THAT'S 407 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,819 WHAT THIS IS? 408 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,191 >> YES. 409 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,559 YES. 410 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,757 YES. 411 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,159 >> WE HAVE AJ LEE, WE HAVE 412 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,700 DANIEL BRYAN. 413 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,895 AT THAT TIME PROBABLY THE TWO 414 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,497 HOTTEST STARS IN WRESTLING. 415 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,269 >> LOOK AT ALL THE YESES IN THE 416 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,737 WWE UNIVERSE HERE. 417 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,035 >> HOWEVER, CRACKS IN THEIR 418 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,237 RELATIONSHIP WOULD BEGIN TO SHOW 419 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,708 IN WRESTLEMANIA. 420 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,507 >> A GOOD LUCK KISS. 421 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,609 OH MAN, A BROGUE KICK BY 422 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,751 SHEAMUS. 423 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,105 A HOOK IN THE LEG. 424 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:34,913 HE DID IT. 425 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:35,924 [BELL RINGS] 426 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,015 >> OH, MY GOD, SHEAMUS IS THE 427 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,216 WORLD CHAMPION. 428 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,948 >> YOU'D SEEN DANIEL CRY, AND 429 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,023 TREAT AJ SO POORLY. 430 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:48,062 >> THIS IS YOUR FAULT. 431 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,431 >> HE WAS KIND OF BEING MEAN. 432 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,659 HE WAS BEING KIND OF AN A-HOLE. 433 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,503 >> YOUR DRESS JUST LOOKS SO MUCH 434 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,128 BETTER ON A MANNEQUIN. 435 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,303 >> WAS SHE BEING GASLIT? 436 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,841 I DON'T KNOW. 437 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,236 I WASN'T IN THE RELATIONSHIP. 438 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,167 >> DANIEL BRYAN IS A GREAT 439 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,983 LOVER. 440 00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,645 >> YES. 441 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,275 >> AS THEY SAY, LOVE IS BLIND. 442 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,221 AJ STOOD BY DANIEL'S SIDE. 443 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:14,816 >> WILL YOU MARRY ME? 444 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,291 >> YES. 445 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,561 >> IT CAME TO AHEAD ON EPISODE 446 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:23,829 1000 OF MONDAY NIGHT RAW. 447 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:27,330 THE DOCTOR OF STYLE SLICK ADDED 448 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,873 THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF FLAVOR. 449 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,399 >> LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE 450 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,814 ROAD. 451 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:39,577 DO YOU, AJ-- 452 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:43,349 >> YES, YES, YES. 453 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:46,689 >> BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY 454 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,216 THE STATE OF-- 455 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,222 >> WAIT. 456 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:58,604 I WASN'T SAYING YES TO DANIEL. 457 00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,728 I WAS SAYING YES TO SOMEONE 458 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:06,012 ELSE. 459 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,965 >> WHAT? 460 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:08,073 >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S 461 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,814 GOING ON NOW. 462 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,511 >> IT'S A BUSINESS PROPOSAL. 463 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,524 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE 464 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,476 NEW GENERAL MANAGER OF MONDAY 465 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:27,464 NIGHT RAW, AJ. 466 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,760 >> WHAT A -- 467 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,101 MOVE. 468 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,326 >> WELL, UNFORTUNATELY BRYAN GOT 469 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,870 CAUGHT IN THOSE CROSSHAIRS OF A 470 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,125 WOMAN DECIDING BETWEEN THE LOVE 471 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:38,344 OF HER LIFE, OR THE CAREER THAT 472 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,537 SHE'S BEEN BUSTING HER ASS FOR, 473 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,570 AND SHE TOOK THE GOOD BUSINESS 474 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,484 PROPOSAL. 475 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,877 >> THAT WAS SOME GOOD STUFF. 476 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,078 >> BRYAN TOOK THE NEWS VERY 477 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,079 MATURELY. 478 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,751 >> I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED 479 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:55,251 TODAY. 480 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,294 >> SHE BECAME GENERAL MANAGER 481 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,719 AND DANIEL BRYAN WAS LEFT CRYING 482 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:00,793 AT THE ALTER, WHICH I LOVE FOR 483 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:05,103 HER, AND I LOVE THAT FOR HIM. 484 00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:06,727 >> MANTRUM, AN OVER-THE-TOP 485 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,172 CHILDISH OUTBURST BY A GROWN MAN 486 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,237 FROM FRUSTRATION BY, AND/OR TO 487 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,866 DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM A 488 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,942 SITUATION HE CREATED. 489 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,242 TEXT BOOK YOUNG DANIEL. 490 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,483 NOW, LET'S PIVOT TO THE INDEX 491 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,948 AND THE DEFINITION OF THE STRONG 492 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:24,417 AND SILENT TYPE. 493 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,347 >> THE MOMENT IS FINALLY HERE. 494 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,163 THE WEDDING OF INDEX. 495 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,556 >> SO YOU GOT INDI HARTWELL, 496 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,057 DEXTER LUMIS, OUR MODERN DAY 497 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,489 WEDDING HAPPENED DOWN AT NXT. 498 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,963 WHAT A GORGEOUS OCCASION. 499 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,602 JUST A BEAUTIFUL THING. 500 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,197 >> IT ALL STARTED WITH ME BEING 501 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,728 KIDNAPPED BY DEXTER LUMIS. 502 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:45,004 INDI HARTWELL HAD A THING FOR MY 503 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,574 KIDNAPPER. 504 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,472 I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. 505 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,944 >> HERE WE HAVE THE STRONG 506 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,253 SILENT PARADOX ENIGMA THAT IS 507 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,577 DEXTER LUMIS. 508 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,221 THEN YOU HAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL, IF 509 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,776 EVER SO SLIGHTLY, LOUD MOUTH 510 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,194 AUSTRALIAN, INDI. 511 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,317 >> DEXTER LUMIS AND INDI 512 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,621 HARTWELL DIDN'T HAVE THE MOST 513 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:07,963 TRADITIONAL WEDDING. 514 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:08,989 >> YOU SURE? 515 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:09,164 YOU FINE? 516 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,101 >> SORRY, SORRY. 517 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,396 >> JUST DOUBLE CHECKING. 518 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,567 >> WHICH ONE OF YOUR GENTLEMEN 519 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,595 HAVE THE RING? 520 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,569 >> THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE I 521 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,697 ASKED AUSTIN IF HE HAD HTE RING, 522 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,671 HE REPLIED-- >> WE'RE IN A RING, 523 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:17,799 SILLY. 524 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:18,803 >> AUSTIN, FOR SOME REASON, GAVE 525 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,574 THE RINGS TO IKEMEN JIRO. 526 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,544 HE STOOD UP, HE OPENED HIS 527 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,853 JACKET AND HE HAD THE RINGS. 528 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,017 >> WHEN EVERYONE RAISED THEIR 529 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,475 HANDS TO SPEAK OR FOREVER HOLD 530 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,053 THEIR PEACE, AND DEXTER LUMIS 531 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,251 OPENED HIS JACKET WAS LIKE, 532 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,664 "SPEAK IF YOU WANT TO." 533 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,556 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 534 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,357 >> DEXTER GAYLORD LUMIS, YOU'RE 535 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:44,399 MISUNDERSTOOD BY SO MANY PEOPLE. 536 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,727 WHEN THEY CALL YOU A FREAK, I 537 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,171 SAY, "DAMN RIGHT HE'S A FREAK." 538 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,967 [CHEERS] 539 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,771 >> I LOVE YOU. 540 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:57,183 >> DEXTER, NOW FOR YOUR VOWS. 541 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,246 >> SOMETHING ABOUT DEXTER LUMIS 542 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,375 AND INIDI HARTWELL THAT, YES, IT 543 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:05,650 ATTRACTS THE BIZARRE. 544 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:06,921 >> ACTUALLY, YOUR BEAUTIFUL 545 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,189 BRIDE-TO-BE JUST POURED HER 546 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,387 HEART OUT TO YOU AND YOU DON'T 547 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,418 HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL? 548 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,693 ANOTHER SMALL HICCUP OUTSIDE THE 549 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,191 RINGS WAS DEXTER CHOKED OUT THE 550 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,433 OFFICIAL. 551 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,358 [MUSIC] 552 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,673 >> DON'T DO IT. 553 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:20,625 OH NO. 554 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,733 [CHEERS] 555 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,704 OH NO. 556 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,672 OH NO. 557 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,899 >> I WAS AFRAID SOMETHING LIKE 558 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:25,774 THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 559 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,071 >> DON'T DO IT. 560 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,973 STOP. 561 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:29,044 >> LUCKILY FOR ALL OF US, BETH 562 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:29,941 PHOENIX HAPPENED TO GET ORDAINED 563 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,082 ONLINE A FEW DAYS PRIOR. 564 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,107 >> HI. 565 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,081 [CHEERS] 566 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,149 >> INDI HARTWELL, DO YOU TAKE 567 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,376 DEXTER TO BE YOUR WEDDED 568 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,421 HUSBAND? 569 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,986 >> I DO. 570 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:41,016 [APPLAUSE] 571 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,150 [CHEERS] 572 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,864 >> DO YOU, DEXTER LOOMIS? 573 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:44,956 YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'LL TAKE IT AS 574 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,627 A YES. 575 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,726 [MUSIC] 576 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,728 >> WHEN DEXTER LEANED INTO THE 577 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:55,370 MICROPHONE, EVERYONE GOT QUIET. 578 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,168 >> I [GASPS] 579 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,368 >> THE INDEX WEDDING WAS THE 580 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,440 FIRST TIME WE EVER HEARD DEXTER 581 00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,467 LOOMIS SPEAK. 582 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,612 >> YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A GOOD 583 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:01,736 LOVE STORY AND GOOD CHARACTERS 584 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,011 AND THAT THE FANS AND 585 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,209 EVERYBODY'S REALLY INTO IT WHEN 586 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,640 YOU'RE JUST LIKE LITERALLY 587 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,014 HANGING ON EVERY WORD. 588 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,354 >> DO. 589 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:10,518 [SCREAMS] 590 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:11,616 >> THE WHOLE CROWD WENT CRAZY 591 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,687 BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD HIM 592 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,915 TALK. 593 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,019 [MUSIC] 594 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,061 TO HEAR HIM SAY HIS FIRST 595 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,085 WORDS, I DID, OH, THAT IS JUST 596 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,189 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT. 597 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,031 [MUSIC] 598 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,226 YOU ALWAYS THINK, "OH, HOW IS 599 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,357 THIS GOING TO WORK?" 600 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,461 BUT THAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING 601 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,462 ABOUT ODD COUPLES, THEIR 602 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,563 DIFFERENCES ARE WHAT MAKE THEM 603 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,034 WORK. 604 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:31,543 [MUSIC] 605 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,507 >> FINALLY, A RARE WWE WEDDING 606 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,936 WITH A FAIRYTALE ENDING NOW WAS 607 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:37,541 UNTIL WWE'S RESONANT ABDUCTION 608 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:38,943 SPECIALIST SENT INDI HARTWELL A 609 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,314 CRYPTICALLY SWEET NOTE IN A WAY 610 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:47,292 ONLY DEXTER LOOMIS COULD. 611 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,346 MOVING ALONG, FROM CREEP FACTOR 612 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,694 TO LEGIT FEAR FACTOR, THE 613 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,118 EVILEST MOST DISTURBING WEDDING 614 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,664 HONORS GO TO THE DARK WEDDING. 615 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,960 THINK OF IT AS THE GAME OF 616 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,601 THRONE'S RED WEDDING OF WWE. 617 00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:04,396 A MOST UNHOLY OF MATRIMONIES. 618 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,303 [MUSIC] 619 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,374 >> UNDERTAKER AND STEPHANIE 620 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,542 GETTING MARRIED WAS ALSO HIGHLY 621 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,280 INTERESTING. 622 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,605 [MUSIC] 623 00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,049 >> THE UNDERTAKER AND MR. 624 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,375 MCMAHON WERE IN A HEATED 625 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,081 ROBBERY. 626 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,323 >> MCMAHON, THE WORLD WRESTLING 627 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:24,017 -- WILL BE MINE. 628 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,493 >> WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET UNDER 629 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,091 VINCE MCMAHON'S SKIN THAN TO 630 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,533 START STALKING HIS DAUGHTER 631 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,158 STEPHANIE? 632 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,303 >> I KNOW WHAT TIME SHE'S 633 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,668 EXPECTING HOME, VINCE, AND I 634 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,236 WILL BE HERE TO GREET HER. 635 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,035 [MUSIC] 636 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,537 >> YOU STAY AWAY FROM 637 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:40,938 STEPHANIE, YOU EVIL BASTARD. 638 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,170 >> WE HAVE BIG MOMENTS LIKE 639 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,484 UNDERTAKER SETTING STEPHANIE'S 640 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,836 BEAR ON FIRE. 641 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,454 >> THE UNDERTAKER HAS GOT THE 642 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,675 OWNER OF THIS COMPANY TO HIS 643 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,650 KNEES. 644 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,378 >> UNDERTAKER ABDUCTED SWEET, 645 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,193 INNOCENT STEPHANIE MCMAHON. 646 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:58,455 >> WHERE TO, STEPHANIE? 647 00:20:58,457 --> 00:20:59,957 >> [SCREAMS] 648 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,489 >> SHE WAS ACTUALLY HELD 649 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,634 CAPTIVE. 650 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:03,928 AND WAS MADE TO BE THE UNHOLY 651 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,329 BRIDE OF THE UNDERTAKER. 652 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:13,074 >> DEARLY AND BELOVED. 653 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,172 >> ONE THING THAT I DID LIKE 654 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,273 ABOUT IT IS UNDERTAKER OBVIOUSLY 655 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,714 HE'S GOING TO BRING HIS OWN SWAG 656 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,879 TO THE DAY. 657 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,037 HE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT BABY 658 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,184 GIRL GET UP ON MY UNDERTAKER 659 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,279 SIGN I WANT TO LEVITATE YOU 660 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,380 DURING THIS PROCESS." 661 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,322 >> CREEPY, IT'S KIND OF SCARY 662 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,646 LIKE SCENES FROM A HORROR MOVIE. 663 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:31,862 >> WILL YOU, STEPHANIE MARIE 664 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,887 MCMAHON, TAKE THE LORD OF 665 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:37,563 DARKNESS AS YOUR MASTER AND YOUR 666 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:39,273 SPOUSE? 667 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,125 >> NO, NO, NO. 668 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,373 >> WHO HAS THE COURAGE TO COME 669 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,968 OUT HERE AND STOP THIS? 670 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,240 >> THE GOOD PART ABOUT WWE 671 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:47,608 WEDDINGS IS YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S 672 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:48,736 COMING. 673 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,011 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT. 674 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:52,209 >> I PRONOUNCE YOU AS THE UNHOLY 675 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,451 UNION OF DARKNESS. 676 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:58,946 YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR BRIDE. 677 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:06,291 [STONE COLD'S MUSIC PLAYS] 678 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:13,732 >> THEN STONE COLD, STEVE 679 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:14,802 AUSTIN COMES IN AND SAVES THE 680 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,970 DAY, THANKFULLY. 681 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,138 >> THEY DIDN'T DO IT FOR THE 682 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,766 LOVE OF VINCE MCMAHON. 683 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:19,941 THEY JUST DID IT BECAUSE IT WAS 684 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,439 RIGHT. 685 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,841 >>THE STONE COLD, STEVE AUSTIN 686 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,312 VERSUS VINCE MCMAHON, ONE OF THE 687 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,811 MOST LEGENDARY FEUDS OF WWE, SO 688 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,782 THE FACT THAT STONE COLD, STEVE 689 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,981 AUSTIN CAME IN AND SAVED VINCE 690 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,693 MCMAHON'S DAUGHTER, STEPHANIE, 691 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,345 THIS IS A SOAP OPERA WEDDING. 692 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,324 >> I REMEMBER STEVE BREAKING UP 693 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,563 THE WEDDING. 694 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:39,957 THEN THAT STUPID UNDERTAKER 695 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,359 SYMBOL THEY HAD HE STARTED 696 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,860 SURFING ON THERE WHILE DRINKING 697 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,661 BEER. 698 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:45,973 WHICH IS PRETTY AMAZING. 699 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:46,995 ANYTIME THERE'S A WEDDING 700 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,170 THOUGH, YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN FOR 701 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:59,678 SOMETHING PRETTY ENTERTAINING. 702 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,379 >> YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, KF. 703 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,580 YOU GOT TO LOVE THE TEXAS 704 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:03,681 RATTLESNAKE COMING TO THE RESCUE 705 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:04,882 THE BILLION-DOLLAR PRINCESS 706 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,993 SURF'S UP BIG KAHUNA. 707 00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:07,015 LIKE BATMAN FOREVER. 708 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:08,819 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 709 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:09,891 UNPREDICTABLE AND WWE WEDDINGS 710 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,018 GO HAND IN HAND. 711 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,933 IN 2002 THE WORLD WOULD WITNESS 712 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,785 ONE OF THE MOST WILD WEDDINGS IN 713 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:18,803 SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY. 714 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,167 >> THE WEDDING THAT STANDS OUT 715 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,765 TO ME THE MOST HAS TO DO WITH 716 00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,637 TWO OF MY FAVORITE IN-RING 717 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,796 COMPETITORS. 718 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:33,514 BILLY AND CHUCK LET'S GO. 719 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:34,782 >> YOU LOOK SO GOOD TO ME. 720 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:35,850 >> YOU WERE WONDERING, WHAT IS 721 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:36,948 THEIR RELATIONSHIP? 722 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,319 WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? 723 00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:39,587 >> HI, JESS. 724 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,715 >> HI, JESS. 725 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,219 >> WHY? 726 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:43,591 WE'RE JUST STRETCHING. 727 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,759 >> MINE SAYS "CHUCK." 728 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,457 >> HEY, LET'S WEAR THEM OUT TO 729 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:48,189 THE RING. 730 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:50,103 >> I LOVE BILLY AND CHUCK. 731 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,195 THEY WERE SO CUTE AND 732 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:54,866 PROGRESSIVE. 733 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,967 >> BILLY, I WANT YOU TO BE MY 734 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,869 PARTNER FOR LIFE. 735 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,972 >> YES. 736 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:02,513 >> YES, HE SAID YES. 737 00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:03,608 HE SAID YES. 738 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,649 >> THIS IS ALL ANYONE IS TALKING 739 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,975 ABOUT. 740 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:09,751 MARRIED TO EACH OTHER. 741 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,678 >> IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A 742 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,753 MARRIED-- >> THE BILLY AND CHUCK 743 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:12,620 WEDDING WAS A NATIONAL NEWS 744 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:13,548 STORY. 745 00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:14,692 RIGHT BEFORE THEIR WEDDING, 746 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,357 LITERALLY, BILLY AND CHUCK WENT 747 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:17,615 ON THE TODAY SHOW TO ANNOUNCE IT 748 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,023 WAS HAPPENING AND EVERYTHING. 749 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:20,234 >> CHUCK, GOOD MORNING. 750 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,485 CONGRATULATIONS. 751 00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:23,033 >> THANKS. 752 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,098 >> IT WAS A LOT OF DISCUSSION 753 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,066 ABOUT GAY RIGHTS, AND PEOPLE 754 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:27,125 SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT, AND 755 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,232 SHOULD BE OUT THERE IN THE 756 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:29,203 PUBLIC. 757 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,441 IT SHOULD BECOME A PART OF 758 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:35,136 MAINSTREAM AMERICA. 759 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,110 >> THE ENTIRE WEDDING WAS 760 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:37,278 PLANNED BY BILLY AND CHUCK'S 761 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,646 STYLIST, RICO. 762 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,005 >> WHO ORDERED THESES? 763 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:42,113 THESE ARE PANSIES. 764 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,584 I ORDERED TULIPS. 765 00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:44,652 >> HE MADE SURE THAT SMACKDOWN 766 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,620 GENERAL MANAGER STEPHANIE 767 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,548 MCMAHON WAS ON HAND TO WITNESS 768 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:51,024 THE ENTIRE CEREMONY. 769 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:56,863 >> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT 770 00:24:56,862 --> 00:25:01,232 TO WITNESS A CLASH OF 771 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:05,773 COMMITMENT. 772 00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:07,641 >> OF COURSE, LIKE EVERY WWE 773 00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:09,809 WEDDING, EVERYTHING WENT 774 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:13,308 ACCORDING TO PLAN. 775 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,682 >> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 776 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,810 THIS WAS ALL JUST SUPPOSED TO BE 777 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:17,584 A PUBLICITY STUNT. 778 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:20,093 HEY, WE'RE NOT GAY. 779 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,045 WE GOT NOTHING AGAINST GAY 780 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:25,963 PEOPLE. 781 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:26,888 >> THEY JUST DID IT FOR THE 782 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:28,992 PUBLICITY, AND THEY TOOK WHAT I 783 00:25:28,993 --> 00:25:29,063 THOUGHT WAS PURE LOVE AND THEY 784 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:33,531 SMASHED IT, WHICH IS ACTUALLY 785 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,132 PROBABLY WHY I DON'T THINK I'LL 786 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,344 EVER GET MARRIED. 787 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,495 >> ALL OF THIS PAGEANTRY, ALL 788 00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:39,103 THE PUBLICITY, ALL THE ATTENTION 789 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:40,974 WAS MY IDEA, AND YOU TWO GUYS 790 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,983 ARE SCREWING THIS UP. 791 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:43,975 >> RICO PUT THE WHOLE THING 792 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,206 TOGETHER, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO 793 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,410 MAKE A PUBLICITY STUNT OUT OF 794 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,682 BILLY AND CHUCK TO GET THEM MORE 795 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,379 NOTORIETY, MORE OPPORTUNITIES, 796 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,651 MORE EVERYTHING. 797 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:51,719 >> THAT GUY RIGHT THERE AIN'T 798 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:56,787 PRONOUNCING US NOTHING. 799 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:57,919 >> THEN THE MINISTER TRIES TO 800 00:25:57,923 --> 00:25:59,293 RESTORE ORDER, HOPEFULLY TO TRY 801 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,631 TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP. 802 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,126 >> THE BOND THAT CHUCK AND BILLY 803 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:11,197 HAVE IS SACRED. 804 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:14,173 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT WAS 50 805 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:20,413 YEARS OR THREE MINUTES. 806 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,552 >> IT WAS SO GOOD. 807 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:22,647 SO GOOD. 808 00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:25,918 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 809 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:31,858 DID I JUST HEAR MYSELF SAY THREE 810 00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:36,797 MINUTES? 811 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,125 >> EVEN WHEN HE SAID THE LINE, 812 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:39,630 "WAIT, DID I HEAR MYSELF SAY 813 00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:41,601 THREE MINUTES?" 814 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,700 YOU STILL DIDN'T KNOW. 815 00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:43,971 REALLY, YOU WERE LIKE, "WAIT A 816 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:44,939 MINUTE." 817 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:45,967 THEN THE AUDIENCE WERE PLAYING 818 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:48,041 CATCH UP. 819 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,480 >> THE MINISTER OF THE WEDDING 820 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:50,975 STARTED RIPPING HIS FACE OFF, 821 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,906 AND IT'S ERIC BISCHOFF? 822 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:54,351 >> OH MY GOD. 823 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:55,476 >> I'M SO GLAD WE DIDN'T HAVE 824 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:56,621 TWITTER THEN BECAUSE I LOST MY 825 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,475 MIND. 826 00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:58,583 I THINK I CRAPPED MYSELF. 827 00:26:58,584 --> 00:26:59,624 JUST LOSING IT. 828 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:05,288 >> "WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY." 829 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,330 I GOT TO BE THE MINISTER, MAN. 830 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:08,656 I WENT BACK AND WATCHED THAT 831 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:14,500 WEDDING AGAIN BECAUSE I WANTED 832 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,800 TO SEE, "OKAY, WHAT POINT COULD 833 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:16,901 I TELL IS THIS ERIC BISCHOFF?" 834 00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:17,902 HE NEVER TIPPED HIS HAT. 835 00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:18,943 >> WHOEVER THAT MAKEUP ARTIST 836 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:19,907 WAS, PHENOMENAL. 837 00:27:19,905 --> 00:27:21,005 HOPEFULLY, HE'S WORKING IN 838 00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:23,576 HOLLYWOOD NOW. 839 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:25,575 >> JAMAL AND ROSEY CAME OUT AS 840 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:26,647 3-MINUTE WARNING. 841 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,045 THAT WAS ERIC BISCHOFF'S CALLING 842 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:29,346 CARD. 843 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:32,248 THEY CAME OUT AND DISMANTLED 844 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,451 BILLY AND CHUCK'S WEDDING. 845 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,693 >> IT WAS JUST TO PROVE THAT ONE 846 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:37,958 BRAND COULD INVADE THE OTHER 847 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,586 INSIDE WWE. 848 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:40,961 >> RAW HAS INVADED SMACKDOWN. 849 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,529 >> NO. 850 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:45,228 >> IT WAS SO PERFECTLY EXECUTED. 851 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:46,900 EVERYTHING ABOUT IT I THOUGHT 852 00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:53,909 WAS JUST SO GOOD. 853 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:55,866 >> STEPHANIE'S REACTION DURING 854 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:57,484 ERIC BISCHOFF'S LEGENDARY REVEAL 855 00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,276 WAS PRICELESS. 856 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,908 ENCAPSULATING WHAT ALL OF US 857 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,123 FELT IN THAT MOMENT. 858 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,515 NOW, PRICELESS IS ALSO THE 859 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,416 PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE THE 860 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,348 PURE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE OFFERED 861 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,593 BY A LOVE STRUCK COUPLE OF KIDS, 862 00:28:10,589 --> 00:28:14,889 DAWN MARIE AND AL WILSON, AKA, 863 00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:19,633 TORRIE WILSON'S FATHER. 864 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,271 >> OH BROTHER. 865 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:27,966 >> I MEAN. 866 00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:28,212 >> WHO WOULD'VE WANT TO SEE THIS 867 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:33,406 TYPE OF WEDDING IN REAL LIFE? 868 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:37,982 >> IT'S LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 869 00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:38,152 >> DAWN MARIE AND TORRIE WILSON, 870 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,820 THEY HAD BEEN FIGHTING AND 871 00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:42,188 FEUDING FOR QUITE A WHILE. 872 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:44,287 >> WHOA, DON'T HIT ME. 873 00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:46,459 >> TORRIE WILSON'S DAD, AL 874 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,458 WILSON SHOWS UP AND DAWN MARIE 875 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,830 TAKES NOTICE. 876 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,928 >> THANK YOU, MR. WILSON. 877 00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:54,271 >> CALL ME AL. 878 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:55,296 >> THANK YOU, AL. 879 00:28:55,300 --> 00:29:02,110 >> THEN DAWN MARIE FALLS IN LOVE 880 00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:04,177 WITH AL, WHO'S A GOOD LOOKING 881 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:07,576 MAN, BUT IN HIS 70S. 882 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:08,879 >> POOR TORRIE WILSON. 883 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,350 THIS IS A DAUGHTER'S TRUEST 884 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:15,890 NIGHTMARE. 885 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,487 >> AL WILSON AND DAWN MARIE WERE 886 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,329 FLIRTING A LOT. 887 00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:21,725 BEFORE WE KNEW IT, THEY WERE 888 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:23,397 ENGAGED. 889 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,255 >> WILL YOU MARRY ME? 890 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,503 >> YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 891 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:30,098 >> OH HE SAID IT. 892 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,142 >> I GUESS THIS IS CALLED THE 893 00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:32,536 UNCOMFORTABLE PAUSE BECAUSE IT 894 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,107 DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 895 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,906 >> I THINK AT THIS POINT AL 896 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:38,007 PRETTY MUCH HUMILIATED-- 897 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,210 >> YES. 898 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,282 >> WHAT? 899 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,309 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 900 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:43,784 >> MARRYING DAWN MARIE HAD TO BE 901 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:44,852 THE MOST AMAZING MOMENT OF HIS 902 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:46,820 LIFE. 903 00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:48,148 I THINK AT THAT POINT ANY OF US 904 00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:49,623 WOULD'VE LOVE TO MARRY DAWN 905 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,521 MARIE, BUT ESPECIALLY AL WILSON, 906 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:52,823 MAN. 907 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:54,134 >> SHE CAME [INDISTINCT] 908 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,356 HER DRESS AND IT WAS WEIRD. 909 00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:57,461 >> IS THERE ANYONE HERE THAT 910 00:29:57,462 --> 00:30:01,002 WOULD OBJECT TO ME REMOVING MY 911 00:30:00,998 --> 00:30:05,768 WEDDING DRESS? 912 00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:06,941 >> LET'S SEE HOW FAR SHE'S GOING 913 00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:07,968 TO GO. 914 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,043 >> SHE'S DOWN TO HER UNDERWEAR. 915 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,141 >> OH MAN. 916 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,242 >> SHE ALSO STRIPPED AL WILSON 917 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:13,453 TO HIS TIGHTY WHITIES. 918 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:14,705 >> OH MY GOD. 919 00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:16,313 PLEASE STOP. 920 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,724 SOMEBODY STOP THE PAIN. 921 00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,046 >> IT WAS A MELTING POT OF 922 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,121 DISASTER. 923 00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:21,488 >> YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE. 924 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,886 >> OH, WELL NOW YOU GOT TO SEAL 925 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:23,988 THE DEAL, COLE. 926 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,589 >> FIRST EVER RIGHT IN THE NUDE. 927 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,930 >> I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING MORE 928 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:29,356 HORRIFYING THAN JUST GOING ON 929 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:32,961 CAMERA AND FULL BRA, PANTIES, 930 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:35,274 GARTER BELT, BUT MY BIGGER 931 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,637 CONCERN HERE IS THE TIGHTY 932 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:37,935 WHITIES. 933 00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:38,866 I FEEL LIKE TIGHTY WHITIES AS A 934 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,170 MAN HAVE TO BE PRETTY 935 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,912 UNTRUSTWORTHY. 936 00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:42,937 >> LOOK AT AL, I THINK AL'S A 937 00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:44,041 LITTLE EXCITED. 938 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,342 OH MY GOD. 939 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,813 >> THE WEDDING WAS ONE THING, 940 00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:48,812 BUT OBVIOUSLY THE HONEYMOON WAS 941 00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:51,254 SOMETHING ELSE. 942 00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:57,319 >> MY AL IS AN ABSOLUTE ANIMAL. 943 00:30:57,322 --> 00:31:01,962 >> AL WAS TAKEN TO HIS LIMIT. 944 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,330 >> AL, ARE YOU READY? 945 00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:07,931 COME ON, AL. 946 00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:08,933 >> AGAIN? 947 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:10,044 >> COME IN HERE. 948 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,065 >> SOMETIMES THE YOUNG BULL 949 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:12,099 BECOMES THE OLD COW, AND YOU 950 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:13,574 CAN'T DO WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN. 951 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:14,942 >> AL? 952 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:15,940 >> I'M JUST GOING TO SAY, HE WAS 953 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:17,541 OVER SEXED. 954 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,482 >> PLEASE, HE'S NOT BREATHING. 955 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:20,408 PLEASE. 956 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:21,452 PLEASE HELP HIM. 957 00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:24,216 >> SO MUCH SEX WITH HIS 958 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,486 BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG BRIDE HE 959 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:34,225 FINALLY MEATS HIS MAKER. 960 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,656 >> RIP, AL. 961 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:36,630 AT LEAST YOU HAD AN AWESOME 962 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:39,058 STORY TO TELL THE PEARLY GATES. 963 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:41,874 YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE. 964 00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:43,567 YOU'RE MY BOY. 965 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,538 OLD SCHOOL. 966 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:46,737 ANYWAY, AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE 967 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,038 THEME OF DYING FROM SHEER 968 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,639 HAPPINESS, CHECK OUT THIS NEXT 969 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:52,341 WEDDING. 970 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:53,514 A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, AN IMPRESSIVE 971 00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:55,052 GUEST LIST, LIVE MUSIC. 972 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:58,176 WHAT COULD GO WRONG? 973 00:31:58,183 --> 00:31:59,383 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT 974 00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:00,394 NOW WE ARE PREPARED FOR THE 975 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:04,155 WEDDING OF THE CENTURY. 976 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:05,356 ALL THE STARS HAVE COME OUT 977 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,527 TONIGHT FOR THE WEDDING OF 978 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,885 THEODORE LONG, OUR GENERAL 979 00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:09,093 MANAGER, AND KRISTAL MARSHALL. 980 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,504 >> TEDDY LONG AND KRISTAL HAVE 981 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,695 THE MOST UNDERRATED, AND 982 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:15,327 BEAUTIFUL WEDDING I'VE EVER 983 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,543 SEEN. 984 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,136 THEY HAD A WHOLE AUDIENCE OUT 985 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:20,267 THERE. 986 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,312 >> CHURCH STYLE WEDDING. 987 00:32:21,306 --> 00:32:22,436 THEY HAD THE ACTUAL CHAIRS SET 988 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,640 UP ON THE ENTRANCE WAY. 989 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:24,982 >> ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. 990 00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:26,876 >> A STUNNING BRIDE. 991 00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:28,308 >> NO, I MEAN THAT SHE'S 992 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:30,553 MARRYING TEDDY LONG. 993 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,279 >> SHE'S GORGEOUS. 994 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,654 A LITTLE CLUMSY, BUT GORGEOUS. 995 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:35,853 >> THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS 996 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,394 WEDDING IS THE FACT THAT JAGGED 997 00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:39,959 EDGE WAS THERE. 998 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,358 >> THIS SPEAKS TO ME IN SUCH A 999 00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:43,029 WAY. 1000 00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,028 YOU GOT BRUCE BRUCE DOING THE 1001 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,730 CEREMONY. 1002 00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:48,771 YOU GOT JEFF HARDY JIGGING TO 1003 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,597 JAGGED EDGE, WHO'S SINGING LET'S 1004 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:51,742 GET MARRIED. 1005 00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:52,936 NOT EVEN THE REMIX, NOT THE FUN 1006 00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:54,108 REMIX. 1007 00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:55,865 THE SLOW DOWN SOULFUL ACTUAL 1008 00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,814 WEDDING VERSION OF LET'S GET 1009 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,639 MARRIED BY JAGGED EDGE. 1010 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:02,684 >> TEDDY LONG AND HIS 4X SUIT 1011 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:04,351 JUST DANCING A LITTLE BIT. 1012 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,279 >> WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. 1013 00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:08,894 [MUSIC] 1014 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:11,287 >> LET'S GET MARRIED. 1015 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:12,619 >> WHAT A TIME IN WRESTLING. 1016 00:33:12,624 --> 00:33:13,934 REALLY PUTTING SOME SHINE ON THE 1017 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,155 R&B WORLD, I LOVE IT. 1018 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,260 >> THE LAST THING VISUAL-- THE 1019 00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:17,761 MOMENT THAT I REMEMBER MOST FROM 1020 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,032 THIS WEDDING IS GODFATHER SHOWS 1021 00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:20,970 UP. 1022 00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:23,336 >> OH MY. 1023 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,565 CHUGALUGA, CHUGALUGA, CHUGALUGA, 1024 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:26,810 CHOO, CHOO. 1025 00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:27,835 OH BABY, IT'S THE HO TRAIN WITH 1026 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,209 THE GODFATHER. 1027 00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:33,077 I LOVE IT, STRAIGHT FROM VEGAS. 1028 00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:35,008 >> TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY, TELL ME 1029 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,923 IT AIN'T SO, MAN. 1030 00:33:36,915 --> 00:33:38,775 YOU REMEMBER ALL THE GOOD TIMES 1031 00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:43,293 ME, YOU AND RON USED TO HAVE? 1032 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:46,118 >> DAMN. 1033 00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:47,534 >> I DON'T KNOW NOTHING THAT I 1034 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:48,685 WOULD RATHER DO THAN TO SPEND 1035 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,503 THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH THIS 1036 00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:54,265 WOMAN RIGHT HERE. 1037 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,796 >> MAYBE THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE 1038 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,070 THAT MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A 1039 00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,038 RIDE. 1040 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,096 LET'S EVERYBODY TAKE A RIDE ON 1041 00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:03,914 THE HO TRAIL. 1042 00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:06,339 >> THE WEDDING'S NOT OVER. 1043 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:07,414 >> IT SEEMS LIKE 80% OF THE 1044 00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:09,812 AUDIENCE TAKES THE GODFATHER UP 1045 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:11,984 ON HIS OFFER. 1046 00:34:11,982 --> 00:34:12,082 >> I THINK WE'RE MEANT TO JUST 1047 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,253 MOVE ALONG. 1048 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:14,321 >> THIS IS DEFINITELY THE 1049 00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:17,019 EMBODIMENT OF A WWE WEDDING. 1050 00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:18,292 >> KRISTAL, DO YOU TAKE THEODORE 1051 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:20,030 TO BE YOUR HUSBAND? 1052 00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:21,185 >> I DO. 1053 00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:22,562 >> ALL RIGHT. 1054 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,100 THEODORE, DO YOU TAKE KRISTAL TO 1055 00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:34,335 BE YOUR WIFE? 1056 00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:37,241 >> OH MY GOD. 1057 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,282 >> THEODORE? 1058 00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:39,106 >> WHEN IT CAME TIME TO SAY, "I 1059 00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,450 DO," TEDDY LONG'S HEART SAID, "I 1060 00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:41,575 CAN'T." 1061 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:42,649 >> POOR TEDDY LONG, MAN, THAT 1062 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:43,877 WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIS LITTLE 1063 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:44,852 HEART TO HANDLE. 1064 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,219 >> I ACTUALLY MODELED MY OWN 1065 00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,347 WEDDING AFTER THE TEDDY LONG 1066 00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:48,752 WEDDING, JUST MAKE SURE I DID 1067 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,493 NOT HAVE A HEART ATTACK, AND I 1068 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:53,488 DIDN'T. 1069 00:34:53,491 --> 00:34:54,931 >> POOR TEDDY. 1070 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,056 LOVE HURTS, PLAYA. 1071 00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:57,261 THE FORMER SMACKDOWN GM WOULD GO 1072 00:34:57,262 --> 00:35:00,132 ON TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY-- 1073 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:03,101 ASIDE FROM THE HEARTBREAK. 1074 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,971 NOW, FROM WEDDING BELLS TO HELLS 1075 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,510 BELLS, ONCE UPON A TIME LITA WAS 1076 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,905 LEGALLY MARRIED TO THE BIG RED 1077 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,708 MONSTER KING, BUT AN ABDUCTION, 1078 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:15,181 A PUNTED BABY, AND A RATED-R 1079 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:16,950 AFFAIR LATER, LITA WOULD FIND 1080 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,678 HERSELF READY TO SAY, "I DO," TO 1081 00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:22,723 EDGE. 1082 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,091 >> LITA WAS MARRIED TO KANE, 1083 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:25,959 LOTS OF QUESTIONS TO ANSWER 1084 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,757 THERE, BUT THEY WERE TOGETHER. 1085 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:30,099 LITA BETRAYED KANE AND THEN 1086 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:31,925 STARTED DATING EDGE. 1087 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,470 >> KANE'S BEEN SCREWED BY HIS 1088 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,965 OWN WIFE. 1089 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:36,937 >> THAT'S A MAN'S WIFE. 1090 00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:37,965 THAT'S A MAN'S WIFE. 1091 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:38,569 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE 1092 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,970 THINKING HERE? 1093 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:41,742 >> AFTER BETRAYING HER HUSBAND, 1094 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,810 KANE, LITA BECAME ONE OF THE 1095 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,308 MOST DESPISED VILLAINS IN WWE. 1096 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,910 ALONG WITH HER NEW BOW, THE 1097 00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:48,781 RATED-R SUPERSTAR, EDGE. 1098 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:50,320 >> EDGE AND LITA WERE SUCH A 1099 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,915 CRAZY COUPLE TO BE WATCHED ON 1100 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:56,088 TV. 1101 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,957 >> THIS IS JUST MAKING ME ILL. 1102 00:35:57,956 --> 00:35:59,416 >> THEY WERE INSUFFERABLE TO 1103 00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:00,494 WATCH, CLEARLY INTO EACH OTHER 1104 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,862 AND INTO OTHER PEOPLE KNOWING 1105 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:06,260 HOW INTO EACH OTHER THEY WERE. 1106 00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:08,804 >> KANE, I NEVER LOVED YOU. 1107 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,200 >> NO ONE EVER SERVED KANE WITH 1108 00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:11,901 ANY SORT OF DIVORCE PAPERS, 1109 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,073 THERE WAS NO LEGAL PROCEEDING. 1110 00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:15,272 ALL THAT HAPPENED WAS LITA THREW 1111 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:24,623 HER WEDDING RING INTO A TOILET, 1112 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:25,576 BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STAND UP 1113 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:26,583 IN A COURT OF LAW AS A DIVORCE. 1114 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:29,254 >> LIVE ON RAW, NEXT WEEK WE'RE 1115 00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:32,324 GETTING MARRIED. 1116 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:33,663 >> EDGE AND LITA MARRYING 1117 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,988 TONIGHT LIVE RIGHT HERE ON RAW? 1118 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:38,104 ALL OF US ARE INVITED. 1119 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,126 >> I THINK IT WAS A REALLY 1120 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:42,930 UNTRADITIONAL WEDDING. 1121 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,074 SHE MADE A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. 1122 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,199 >> I'VE NEVER SEEN A WEDDING 1123 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,473 GOWN LIKE THAT, JR. THIS IS 1124 00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:47,771 BEAUTIFUL. 1125 00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:49,042 >> YOU GOT THE REALLY SEXY 1126 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,580 WEDDING DRESS. 1127 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:51,935 LITA LOOKS LIKE A MILLION BUCKS, 1128 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,013 BUT CERTAINLY NOT A WEDDING 1129 00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:54,451 DRESS THAT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY 1130 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:55,906 WEAR TO A WEDDING. 1131 00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:56,884 >> IT WAS A RATED-R COUPLE 1132 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,181 WEDDING. 1133 00:36:58,183 --> 00:36:59,423 WE'VE SEEN THESE WEDDINGS ON TV 1134 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:00,687 BEFORE, SO WE KNEW TO LOOK 1135 00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:02,185 AROUND AND KEEP THE EYES ON THE 1136 00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:04,387 BACK OF OUR HEAD. 1137 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:05,719 SILLY ME, I WASN'T THINKING TO 1138 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:07,333 LOOK AT THE GROUND DURING OUR 1139 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:09,485 VOWS. 1140 00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:14,004 >> THEN BY THE POWER VESTED IN 1141 00:37:13,997 --> 00:37:18,967 ME BY GOD, OUR FATHER, AND THE 1142 00:37:18,969 --> 00:37:20,469 LORD-- JESUS CHRIST. 1143 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,512 >> JESUS CHRIST IS RIGHT. 1144 00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:24,707 >> OH NO >> IT'S KANE. 1145 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:26,909 >> KANE LITERALLY ROSE FROM THE 1146 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,281 FIRE PITS OF HELL. 1147 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,320 I'M ASSUMING THAT'S WHAT'S UNDER 1148 00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:31,745 THE RING, TO STOP THE WEDDING 1149 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:34,089 FROM HAPPENING. 1150 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,315 >> IN KANE'S MIND, HE'S JUST 1151 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,990 TRYING TO DO EVERYBODY A FAVOR. 1152 00:37:37,988 --> 00:37:38,158 >> EDGE IS RUNNING LIKE A 1153 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:39,756 SCOLDED DOG WITH LITA. 1154 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:42,227 >> EDGE WHISKED ME OFF SAFELY. 1155 00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:43,327 >> LOOK ON THE LOOK OF EDGE'S 1156 00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:46,228 FACE, A LOOK OF SHEER FRIGHT. 1157 00:37:46,231 --> 00:37:48,531 >> THE POOR MINISTER TOOK THE 1158 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:49,973 BRUNT OF KANE'S FRUSTRATING IN 1159 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:52,468 THAT. 1160 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:53,970 >> WAIT A MINUTE, NO. 1161 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,142 >> NO WAY. 1162 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:56,270 >> THAT'S A PRIEST. 1163 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,614 NOT A TOMBSTONE. 1164 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:58,709 NO. 1165 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,010 >> OH, MY GOD, KANE HAS 1166 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:03,181 TOMBSTONE-PILEDRIVEN THE PRIEST. 1167 00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:04,321 >> PRIEST ENDED UP WITH A 1168 00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:05,575 TOMBSTONE PILE DRIVER, WHICH WAS 1169 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,353 PRETTY DEFINITIVE MOMENT IN 1170 00:38:07,352 --> 00:38:11,122 KANE'S CAREER ACTUALLY. 1171 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,362 >> EVERYTHING JUST GOES AWRY. 1172 00:38:12,357 --> 00:38:15,527 CHEF'S KISS IN THE TERMS OF WWE 1173 00:38:15,527 --> 00:38:17,057 WEDDINGS. 1174 00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:18,161 ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. 1175 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:23,203 LOVED IT. 1176 00:38:23,201 --> 00:38:24,541 >> WELL THAT WEDDING CERTAINLY 1177 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:25,866 WENT UP IN FLAMES. 1178 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:28,610 I'M A DAD, I CAN MAKE THOSE 1179 00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:30,966 JOKES. 1180 00:38:30,974 --> 00:38:31,314 DON'T WORRY. 1181 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,809 NOW, WHILE THIS NEXT ENTRY MIGHT 1182 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,450 NOT TECHNICALLY BE A WEDDING, 1183 00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:36,045 PER SAY, A VOWEL RENEWAL IS 1184 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,447 STILL EXTREMELY SACRED IN A 1185 00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:39,048 CEREMONY TO CELEBRATE AND 1186 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,850 REAFFIRM ALL THINGS LOVE, OR IN 1187 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:44,193 THIS CASE, HATE, DECEPTION, 1188 00:38:44,189 --> 00:38:46,289 BETRAYAL, HYPOCRISY. 1189 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:47,491 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1190 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,092 YOU GET THE POINT. 1191 00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:51,733 >> IN 2002 TRIPLE H RETURNED TO 1192 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,359 THE WWE AFTER AN INJURY, A 1193 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:56,774 BIGGER STAR THAN EVER. 1194 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,098 >> IT HAS BEEN EIGHT LONG 1195 00:38:58,102 --> 00:38:59,642 MONTHS. 1196 00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:01,837 THE GAME HAS RETURNED. 1197 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:03,169 >> WHILE THE GAME'S RETURN TO 1198 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,084 THE RING WAS GREAT, HIS 1199 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:06,406 RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS WIFE 1200 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:07,711 STEPHANIE, NOT QUITE SO MUCH. 1201 00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:09,682 >> YOU KNOW, HUNTER, YOU REALLY 1202 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,921 CHANGED. 1203 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,916 BEFORE I MET YOU, I WASN'T A 1204 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:15,718 HELMSLEY. 1205 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,220 I'M MCMAHON >> WHEN ARE YOU 1206 00:39:17,222 --> 00:39:19,162 GOING TO REALIZE THAT THE WHOLE 1207 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:21,227 WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND 1208 00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:27,166 WHAT YOU WANT. 1209 00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:28,565 >> THERE WERE A SERIES OF 1210 00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:30,126 MISHAPS, INCLUDING STEPHANIE 1211 00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:31,374 COSTING HER HUBBY TRIPS A KEY 1212 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,039 MATCH. 1213 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,407 >> THEY COLLIDED. 1214 00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:35,665 BOOKER T'S GOT THE TIGHTS. 1215 00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:38,013 SHE MIGHT HAVE COME TO HELP HIM, 1216 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,309 BUT IT BACKFIRED. 1217 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:40,210 >> UH-OH, HE'S ABOUT TO 1218 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,251 BACKFIRE. 1219 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,306 >> I KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN A 1220 00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:43,283 REALLY BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW, BUT 1221 00:39:43,281 --> 00:39:45,581 I'VE GOT SOME NEWS THAT IS GOING 1222 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:49,493 TO CHANGE YOUR WHOLE WORLD. 1223 00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:52,157 >> SHE THOUGHT, "ALL I NEED TO 1224 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:54,686 DO IS REMIND THE GAME HOW IN 1225 00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:56,432 LOVE WE REALLY ARE." 1226 00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:57,497 [MUSIC] 1227 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:58,595 >> IT'S TIME FOR MY BIG 1228 00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:00,156 SURPRISE. 1229 00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:01,304 [CROWD CHEERING] 1230 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,299 >> SHE'S GOT SOMETHING ON HER 1231 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,300 MIND. 1232 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:05,041 THIS IS GOING TO BE BIG. 1233 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:07,066 >> ON RAW NEXT MONDAY NIGHT, WE 1234 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:10,241 RENEW OUR WEDDING VOWS. 1235 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:13,411 [CROWD BOOING] 1236 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,911 >> THAT IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA I 1237 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:15,952 HAVE EVER HEARD. 1238 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,417 [CROWD CHEERING] 1239 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,745 >> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR ME. 1240 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,350 YOU HAVE TO RENEW OUR WEDDING 1241 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:24,791 VOWS BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT. 1242 00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:25,819 >> THE GAME IS GOING TO BE A 1243 00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:26,893 DADDY. 1244 00:40:26,891 --> 00:40:27,861 THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE 1245 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,059 GAME. 1246 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,260 >> THE ONE THING THAT PUSHES THE 1247 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,161 VOW RENEWALS INTO OVERDRIVE, 1248 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,433 STEPHANIE DROPS THE BOMB ON 1249 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,331 TRIPLE H. 1250 00:40:34,332 --> 00:40:35,502 >> YOU'LL BE THE PROUD PARENTS 1251 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,040 OF A BEAUTIFUL BABY. 1252 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,336 >> THAT WAS NOT THE CASE. 1253 00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:40,407 >> THIS SHOWED UP FOR YOU AT 1254 00:40:40,405 --> 00:40:41,305 FLAIR'S OFFICE. 1255 00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:45,176 >> OF ALL PEOPLE, STEPHANIE'S 1256 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,236 OWN MOTHER CALLS TRIPLE H AND 1257 00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:49,984 TELLS HIM TO PLAY THE TAPE. 1258 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,051 [MUSIC] 1259 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,079 >> HUNTER, LOOK, ON THAT TAPE, 1260 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,423 THAT GUY'S NOT A DOCTOR. 1261 00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:54,018 STEPHANIE'S BEEN LYING TO YOU. 1262 00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,919 SHE WAS NEVER PREGNANT. 1263 00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:58,391 I AM SO SORRY. 1264 00:40:58,389 --> 00:41:00,189 >> I'M SORRY TOO. 1265 00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:05,261 I'M REAL SORRY. 1266 00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:06,333 [MUSIC] 1267 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,371 >> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT 1268 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:10,226 TO CELEBRATE ONE OF LIFE'S 1269 00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:11,774 GREATEST MOMENTS. 1270 00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:14,839 >> I LOVE YOU. 1271 00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:16,809 >> AS I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES 1272 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:20,008 TONIGHT, I SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU 1273 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,781 TRULY ARE. 1274 00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:28,289 [CROWD CHEERING] 1275 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:37,096 >> A NO-GOOD, LYING -- 1276 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,995 >> I SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU TRULY 1277 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,097 ARE. 1278 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:41,999 >> A NO-GOOD, LYING- [SLIDE 1279 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,640 WHISTLE SOUND] 1280 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:45,735 >> I DON'T THINK STEPHANIE 1281 00:41:45,737 --> 00:41:47,667 DESERVED ANY OF THIS, AND TRIPLE 1282 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,042 H IS THE ONE WHO CHANGED. 1283 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,480 >> OH. 1284 00:41:50,475 --> 00:41:51,575 >> OH MY. 1285 00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:52,806 >> THIS IS A SACRED CEREMONY. 1286 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:54,110 >> SO MUCH FOR THE SANCTITY OF 1287 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:55,482 MARRIAGE. 1288 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,050 >> THIS GAME IS OVER. 1289 00:41:57,048 --> 00:42:00,248 >> YOU DAMN RIGHT, IT'S OVER. 1290 00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:01,291 >> HELL KNOWS NO FURY LIKE THE 1291 00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:03,815 WRATH OF A WOMAN SCORNED. 1292 00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:08,861 >> [SCREAMS] 1293 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,360 >> SPOILERS: THEY WORK THINGS 1294 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,901 OUT, AND, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1295 00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:15,728 THIS EPISODE TOTALLY WORKED OUT. 1296 00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:17,643 [MUSIC] 1297 00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,335 >> THANK YOU FOR CELEBRATING 1298 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:20,367 THE CARNAGE OF THESE AWESOME 1299 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,511 WEDDINGS WITH US. 1300 00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:22,406 WE ARE SO HONORED THAT OUR 1301 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:24,077 FRIENDS AND FAMILY, ALL OF YOU 1302 00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:26,675 JOINED US ON THIS JOURNEY. 1303 00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:27,747 YOUR PRESENCE HAS MADE THIS A 1304 00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:30,275 TRULY MEMORABLE DAY. 1305 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:32,721 YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR SCREEN. 1306 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,787 I'M KIND OF FUNNY'S GREG MILLER. 1307 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:37,456 THIS HAS BEEN AWESOME, AND I'LL 1308 00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:38,815 SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 1309 00:42:38,823 --> 00:42:40,693 [CHEERING] 1310 00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:42,031 >> ON THE NEXT THIS IS AWESOME, 1311 00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:44,026 THE MOST AWESOME WWE CHAMPIONS 1312 00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:46,198 IN HISTORY. 1313 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:48,667 THE LEGENDS, THE ICONS. 1314 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,296 >> HISTORY IN THE MAKING NOW. 1315 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:52,071 >> AND, SIMPLY, THE BEST. 1316 00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:53,769 >> YOU CAN'T SEE ME. 1317 00:42:53,771 --> 00:42:54,011 >> YES, WE SEE YOU, JOHN, AND 1318 00:42:54,006 --> 00:42:56,706 THE OTHER GREATEST THAT DEFINED 1319 00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:58,077 THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS PRIZE IN 1320 00:42:58,075 --> 00:42:59,575 SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. 1321 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,407 >> THE YOUNGEST CHAMPION IN WWE 1322 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:04,622 HISTORY. 1323 00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:06,975 >> RAISE YOUR BEERS, BOW DOWN, 1324 00:43:06,983 --> 00:43:08,453 AND PAY YOUR RESPECTS. 1325 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:10,823 >> TO YOUR TRIBAL CHIEF. 1326 00:43:10,822 --> 00:43:12,562 >> ONLY ON THE NEXT THIS IS 1327 00:43:12,557 --> 00:43:14,487 AWESOME. 1328 00:43:14,537 --> 00:43:19,087 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 83600

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