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December 31st, 1979
10:45
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Man, the last day of the seventies.
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You know, thinking back it�s like
one big blur.
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You�re welcome...
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You know Donna, it kinda sucks that
you are leaving for college today.
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I mean I kinda wanted to ring in the new
year by throwing out all your curduroy boy-pants.
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Well classes start on Monday
and Eric gets back at five
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so I just wanna like get out of here
before all the drama.
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Wait a second...
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If you�re actually going,
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then who is going to be the recipient
of Fez� traditional midnight feel-up?
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Well I was thinking that Fez�ll be
feeling up Jackie.
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I mean, she�s his new victim...
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I mean... girlfriend.
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Oh. I don't know Jackie and I haven�t
even had our first official kiss yet.
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Yeah it�s been a little hard making
the transition.
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Yeah and I don�t know what
to do because...
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now that she is not pushing me away
and saying "get off" it�s just awkward.
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Wait a second...
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Why are we wasting our time
talking about this?
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Donna�s leaving town,
it�s the end of the decade,
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we should be doing something
awesome man.
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Something we have never done before...
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Or this.
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Wow...
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Wine at eleven-thirty huh?
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Did you run out of Bourbon?
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Well I am just a complete wreck.
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I�ve decided I don�t wanna
leave Wisconsin.
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D�you tell Red?
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Well I... I�ve been trying to but, he�s just,
he�s so excited about Florida.
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Oh, but I�ve been dropping hints,
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I told him that sunshine makes people whistle
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because I know how much he wants
to punch those people in the face.
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Steven!
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Here�s a cheque for you.
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It�s for all the rent you�ve paid
over the years.
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I put it into a savings account so
you�d have something to get you started.
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Wow!
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This will buy me a monster bag of�
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marshmellows...
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Yeah well, you gonna need a place
to live now that we�re moving to Florida.
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Boy...
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It�s gonna be strange selling the house.
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That�s true.
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Plenty of warm memories�
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You morons just hung vacancy-signs
on your asses! And my foot�s looking for a room!
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You know I had to vandalize
your ass with my foot...
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Sleep tight and don�t let the bedbugs
put their foot in your ass...
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How�d you like to own a little bit
of my foot in your ass?
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How about I drive my foot into
this thing called your ass?
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You know we could call in a specialist
to find my foot in your ass...
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My foot is about to drill a hole
in your ass...
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And you are about to read a book
that my foot wrote...
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It�s called �On the road to in your ass�.
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Did you ever actually do that
with your foot?
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Once...
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On Iwo Jima.
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I can't talk about it...
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I love this song.
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Yes.
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It�s perfect for our first real kiss.
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What?
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Stop it!
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You smiled first!
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Well I was thinking about tootsie rolls!
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Uh Fez, we�re forcing this.
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Our first kiss has to be romantic
and spontaneous.
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And as a guy, it�s your job
to completely plan that out.
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I hate being the guy.
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And not just because of this.
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The shoe selection is aweful.
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Oh, Mrs. Forman...
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I have here something
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that might make Red reconsider
about moving.
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Oh my God!
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Packers season tickets?
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Red had been on that waiting list
for ever!
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Yeah my grandfather was
on that list for 30 years.
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When the tickets finally came
he was 90 years old.
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He ate them.
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How did you get these?
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I used the cash that Red gave me.
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Oh I would hug you but
I know you don�t like that.
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Thank you...
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You are such a good boy!
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Alright Mrs. Forman, that�s enough.
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I�ll say when we�re done...
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Jackie wants our first kiss to happen
somewhere romantic.
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I wish I could bring her here
but this place is ruined...
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"Michael + Jackie"...
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It�s like going out after Sinatra.
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Yeah we�ve had some good times
up here man.
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My favourite thing was watching
how people got down�
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This is a dangerous spot!
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There you guys are.
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KELSO!
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Hey man, when did you get back?
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Man, c'mon! I'm not going to spend
New Year's without my friends...
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C'mon! Besides, it's, like the turn
of the century!
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It�s so good to see you..
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Did you just kiss my ear?
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A little�
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I liked it�
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I�m so psyched, man...
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I got this like four-foot bottle rocket
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and then I�m gonna like tie it to my arm
and light it and just blast into the future!
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Hey you guys...
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I just thought of the perfect way
to put the seventies to bed.
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What do you say the three of us jump
of this thing one last time together?
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You�re reading my freakin� mind!
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Alright you guys ready?
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Okay...
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One� two�
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Wait, wait.
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I know how this works...
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You�re gonna say three and
I�m gonna be the only one that jumps.
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Well if it makes you feel any better,
why don�t you do the counting?
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That way we all have to jump!
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Alright...
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Here we go...
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One�
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two�
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three!
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AAAAHHHHAAAAHH!
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I just can't wait to see my Eric!
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I wonder what he'll look like?
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I'm going to go out on a limb
and say...
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...skinny.
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- Hey.
- What the hell man!
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I thought you left for school like
three hours ago.
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I just want to see Eric
one last time, you know?
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Show him that even though
he broke up with me that I'm fine.
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Uh-huh...
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Or maybe it's cause you still
looooove him...
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You are so off.
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- Oh he's here!
- Oh my God, how's my hair?
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Where�s Eric?
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The genius missed his flight.
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I circled the airport so many times...
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...that my finger actually hurts
from flipping people off!
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This is so typical of Eric.
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I let myself get all excited and then
he even doesn�t show up.
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You know Mrs. Forman I�m sorry,
but your son...
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is an inconsiderate jerk and
I�m so glad I�m through with him!
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Yeah, things are going great in Chicago.
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I even taught my baby daughter
how to say "Burn"...
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She doesn't use it right though.
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I get her a lot more than she gets me.
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Hey, you�re still doing security
at the Playboy-club?
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Yeah. I got promoted to supervisor.
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I�m the guy who says:
"don�t touch".
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Can you believe that?!
Me?!
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Hey speaking of hot chicks, what's going
on with you and that stripper wife of yours?
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Hmmm... not good, man.
She's gone.
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Apparently she�s not the sweet innocent
little girl she pretends to be
at the start of her act.
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That�s bad news.
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I totally would�ve done it with her...
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Man, Hyde, that was right on the bone.
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My arm�s all tingly.
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Just like your wife would have been
if I would have done it with her!
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Oww!
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Ah I missed this�
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Remember that time you shot me
with a BB gun?
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I still have the BB stuck
underneath my skin.
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I like to play with it sometimes
when I get bored.
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Just like I would have done
with your wife�
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Awesome my tooth is loose!
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Okay Jackie...
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I think I figured out why we haven�t been
able to have our first kiss.
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We have too much history together.
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So... I thought that tonight...
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...would be romantic if I rewrite
some of that history.
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Look!
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Oh crap!
It was dark...
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This really shouldn�t be this hard.
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I just want everybody to know
how much I love you.
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I always have.
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That was really nice.
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Yeah... you have a really
strong tongue.
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Yeah, it's from all the talking.
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Just when I thought I can't like
Florida any more,
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they reinstate the death penalty!
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Red...
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you are not gonna believe
what just came for you...
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My Packer tickets?!
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I know! Isn't it terrific?
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Fifth row.
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You can hear the knees
blowing out from there!
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I can't believe I have to
give them away...
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What?
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I know how much you're looking
forward to Florida.
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I wouldn't do that to you.
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Red, I don't wanna move...
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What...?
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Well...
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I was gonna tell you, but ever since
we decided to move you...
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you've been so happy and smiley...
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and you're never that way except
for when you kill a deer.
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Red this is my home.
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I don't wanna leave.
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Kitty we don't have to go anywhere.
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I don't care where I live.
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As long as I'm with you...
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- Really?
- Of course.
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Red...
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- I love you.
- Ohhh I love you too...
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I was...
talking to the tickets...
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- Hey.
- Oh hey man.
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If you're looking for Forman,
he's still not here.
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I don't wanna see him.
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I just wanna get drunk and ring in
the New Year with my friends.
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Oh...
Well in that case...
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welcome on board of
"Wasted Airlines"...
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Should you experience a loss of buzz,
a beer will fall into your hand...
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Please make sure to drink that beer
before helping small children with theirs.
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Everybody...
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...we have an announcement...
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we've decided...
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not to sell the house.
We're going to stay in Point Place.
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Hey, that's so weird, man. I was just
thinkin' of movin' to Point Place!
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Well...
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I am just...
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I am just so happy we're staying
because...
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I would miss you so.
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Like Fez...
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the way you and I have tea and...
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make fun of male ice-skaters...
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And Jackie...
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you're such a doll.
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I don't even mind your bad-handed
compliments.
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Ohhh Mrs. Forman,
you're my favourite old lady!
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Oh, and you too Leo...
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You always make my day when
you wave and smile hello.
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Even when you are urinating
on my mailbox...
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Oh, and Bob...
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No matter what I cook,
you can't pass it up.
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Kinda like...
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you can't pass up a woman's rear end
without yelling "Whoohoo"!
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Just being polite.
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And Steven...
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My second son...
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I adore you...
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But you know uhm...
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now that we're staying maybe you could
shave your mustache, because, Honey...
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you look like a forty-year old
male prostitute.
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And Donna, sweetheart...
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No matter where you go...
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I will always love you like a daughter.
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I'm so sorry things didn't work out
with you and Eric.
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Uhm...
I think I need some air...
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So...
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speaking of daughters...
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has anyone seen Laurie?
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Now listen Bob, uh...
256
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I know that you were counting on me
for the bait shop and all...
257
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,100
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
I'm a big boy...
258
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I can make it on my own...
259
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,860
I'm gonna miss you so much!
260
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,780
Wow, you're getting really good
at this kissing thing...
261
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It's magical...
262
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I couldn't ask for anything else.
263
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:03,900
So...
when do we get to second base?
264
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:09,500
Oh Mr. Forman, can I light this
off in your house?
265
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,260
Sure, and then I'll light my foot
off in your ass.
266
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:17,980
And that my friends, is the last
foot-in-ass of the decade!
267
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:20,860
Cheers!
268
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,380
Michael, I just...
it's so good to see you.
269
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,460
The girls in the emergency room
were just asking about you.
270
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,860
You know, it's like
I've been gone for so long...
271
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I almost forgot you're a hot Mom!
272
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You know what else it hot?
My foot when it's in your ass.
273
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,780
Look at that.
He got one more in him!
274
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(Big Star's "Thirteen" playing)
275
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:55,147
Won't you let me walk you
home from school?
276
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And won't you let me
meet you at the pool?
277
00:16:07,171 --> 00:16:11,397
Maybe friday I can
278
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,672
get tickets
for the dance
279
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And I'll take you
280
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Ooh, hoo
281
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Happy new year.
282
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Eric.
283
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,740
Donna, I'm sorry I'm late.
284
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I caught the last flight out.
285
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,060
So, uh...
286
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,820
Awkward.
287
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,180
So... how are you?
288
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I'm good.
289
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,740
I start college next week.
290
00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:03,020
Oh...
291
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,900
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
292
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,780
So what, you just came back here
for New Year's Eve?
293
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:16,820
Look Donna...
294
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:21,700
when I left I was so...
295
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:25,860
positive that I was doing
the right thing.
296
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:33,580
- But now I've been gone so long...
- Eric, things are a lot different now...
297
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:37,220
I know.
298
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,580
It's just Donna, I thought
about you every day.
299
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,620
And you know what?
It turns out that, uhm...
300
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,780
Red was right...
301
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:57,220
I am a dumb-ass!
302
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:03,380
Donna, I'm sorry.
303
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:23,620
So uh...
304
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,540
- sounds like there is a party going on
in there? - Yeah there is...
305
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,300
You're Mom's like really drunk...
306
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:31,580
Oh okay...
307
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,020
Yeah I don't know if I'm ready
for all that.
308
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:40,460
I wish there was just some way
to take the edge off...
309
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,980
Edge, you are officially off!
310
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,620
Eric, I have the most incredible news.
311
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:51,060
I have kissed Jacqueline Burkhart!
312
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,460
Yeah Fez.
I have some incredible news too...
313
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:56,620
So has everyone else!
314
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,060
I think it makes total sense
that Fez ended up with Jackie.
315
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:03,420
She started out with me,
the Ferrari...
316
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:06,100
And then she went to Hyde,
the Mustang...
317
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,060
And now she's with Fez,
who's like a...
318
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:11,980
donkey pulling a cart full of brightly
colored Mexican blankets!
319
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,580
Oh hey Kelso, I almost forgot...
320
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,220
I got you something from Africa
for your daughter.
321
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:21,220
Check it out.
A genuine... plastic rhino-horn.
322
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:27,140
Awesome!
Look guys, I'm a rhino!
323
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,500
Guys, I think it's time we honor all
the braincells that survived the seventies.
324
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,260
Despite our best efforts
some of those bastards pulled through.
325
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,260
Tonight, they're going down...
326
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:43,820
Die braincells, die!
And you're next liver...
327
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,340
Hey... did you guys hear about
that car that runs on water?
328
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:53,100
It's got a fiberglass aircooled engine
and it runs on water, man!
329
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,780
It's like we never run out of things
to talk about down here...
330
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,060
I knew you burnouts were down here.
331
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,660
You guys, it's almost midnight.
Mrs. Forman is pouring the champagne.
332
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,300
Hey guys, last one up the stairs...
333
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,340
has to call Red a dumb-ass!
334
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,665
Oh man...
335
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:23,126
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...
336
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,206
4, 3, 2, 1.
337
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,683
"Hello It's Me" by Todd Rundgren
338
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,458
It's important to me
339
00:20:40,329 --> 00:20:44,189
that you got to have freedom
340
00:20:44,306 --> 00:20:45,860
Free
341
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:53,105
'cause I never wanna
make you change for me
342
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,540
Boy we're good!
343
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:57,380
We're really good!
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