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Wow that was great.
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I'm glad we stretched beforehand.
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And I have to say, I was terrific.
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You know, I've never said this
before Tracy, but...
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you're the best lover I ever had.
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You know I have never said this
before Nicole, but...
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you're the best lover I ever had.
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I never said this before Susan...
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you're the best lover I ever had.
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My name is Lucy.
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The one time people understand me
I get the name wrong.
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Jackie, I'd offer you a third sandwhich but
you've cleaned me out of meat and condiments.
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And cheese-whiz.
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Well now we're gonna have to use
the artificial stuff.
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I don't know what's wrong
with me okay?
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I want a guy I can't have,
I can't stop stuffing my face.
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I am a thin girl with fat girl problems.
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Alright.
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If Fez and Jackie get together,
it's official...
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She becomes Point Place
sluttiest slut.
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Well I think it's nice you wanna be
with Fez.
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He has turned into a fine young man.
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And you never know with foreigners,
they can go either way.
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Come on Jackie, I know what'll
cheer you up.
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Let's go down to the mall and make fun
of all the people coming out of the Big&Tall store.
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Donna, if you need something from
the Big&Tall, just say so...
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Well Kitty...
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...cardiologist said I don't have to take
my heart pills anymore.
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Well that is wonderful news.
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Oh and you know what this means?
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We can bring back fried cheese friday!
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It's not good news Kitty.
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I just bought a four month supply
of heart pills I don't need now.
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That's 200 bucks down the crapper.
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Why don't you just sell 'em?
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You know, there's a seedy subculture
that buys drugs for recreation...
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I saw one time on an after school special...
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Well you can't sell drugs, it's illegal.
And it should be, because people
shouldn't have easy access to...
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...addictive substances that dull
their senses.
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I will be in the bath.
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You know man, you can sell
those pills.
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No I can't.
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Yes you can, you just have to find
the right market.
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Well who the hell is gonna want
a bunch of heart pills?
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Anybody here take procardiacs?
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The doctor is in!
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It is torture knowing Fez is with all
these different women.
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All I hear from his bedroom is
"Oh Fez, you're so hot"...
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And then he comes out of his room
and goes off to his date.
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Yeah. If the walls of Fez' bedroom
could talk.
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Well, we probably wouldn't be able
to understand them either.
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You know if the walls in Fez' bedroom
could talk they'd yell...
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"quit humping your Victorica Principal
poster"!
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Oh.
Hey Fez...
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Where's your skank of the day?
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I worked a double yesterday.
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So I'm taking the day off.
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In fact, I'm taking a break from
the ladies altogether.
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I knew it, he's gay!
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I just won 20 bucks from Mrs. Forman!
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No, I'm done sewing my wild oates.
Mostly because my oates can't take it anymore.
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These tight jeans make my ass look
great, but you pay the price up front.
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So wait Fez uhm, what,
no more one night stands?
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Nope. I just didn't find those meaningless
flings satisfying.
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I think I might be a one woman guy.
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Do you hear that Jackie?
Fez is a one woman guy...
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Yeah.
Surprising, but true.
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Now if you'll excuse me, these jeans
are splitting me in half.
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Congratulations Jackie, he's all yours!
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It's like you won the lottery.
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Oh you know, a really crappy lottery.
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Pretty cool huh...
50 bucks for 15 minutes work.
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That was on a slow day.
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Imagine what we could make if we
set up shop on Betty Grable movie night.
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Steven, we're not setting up shop anywhere.
All I want to do is get my money back.
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Just like after I bought Eric
that baseball mitt.
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Dumbass used it as a hat.
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Fine. We'll just get your money back.
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Now, where is the rest of the stash?
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It's in the medicine cabinet and don't
start calling the heart medicine the stash!
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It makes it sound like we...
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What's going on?
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Oh. Just...
having a little man-to-man talk.
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About what?
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Well uh...
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Steven's getting a little older and
he just had some...
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questions...
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Oh please.
He was married to a stripper.
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If anything, he should be giving you
advice.
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See what you made me do?!
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Now I'm lying to Kitty about
selling drugs.
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That's it I'm throwing those pills away.
I can't spend my retirement as a lying...
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...dope peddler.
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No man, you're not a dope peddler.
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You are champion of the people!
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Now, where does Kitty keep
those little plastic baggies?
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So Fez, I hear you've been with
a different woman every night.
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I just hope you're doing
the gentlemanly thing.
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"Thank you" cards never go out of style.
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Actually Miss Kitty, I'm hanging out
my leather pants.
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Yes. I'm ready to be with the one woman...
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...I should've been with all along.
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Fez I told you a thousand times,
Mr. Forman and I are very happy together.
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I'm just kidding!
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So, is this woman someone I know?
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Yes!
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And I know for a fact that she likes me...
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Oh... Oooohhh...
Fez I am so happy for you!
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New love is exciting, I remember the
first time I tried Peppermint Schnapps.
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But I want to be the one to tell her
so uhm...
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...so please don't tell anyone that
we had this conversation.
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I already forgot about it!
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What?!
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We just had it, pay attention!
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No Fez, I can keep a secret.
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For instance...
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...I never told anyone that I once caught
Red wearing my nightgown to keep
his legs warm.
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Oh, oh you didn't hear that!
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Yes I did, I was right here!
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No I'm just saying, your secret's
safe with me.
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Oh hey Mrs. Forman.
What�s up?
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Fez is crazy about you!
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Wai- What? Really?!
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Yeah! Now I wasn�t supposed
to say anything...
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...but I hate when they drag things
out on soap opera�s.
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Nothing happens Monday through Thursday,
we all know Marlena�s the killer!
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Let�s just sell these things
and go home.
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I don�t wanna be known as the pill-guy!
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- Relax, you�re not the pill-guy.
- Hey! It�s the pill-guy!
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Smitty, keep it down!
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Red, can you get me any diet-pills?
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My wife�s having trouble getting
into the house.
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Through the garage!
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You think your wife is big? My wife
just took a job at the movie theatre.
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As the screen!
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Hey guys. You come here to tell jokes
or do business?
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The way I see it, you guys got
a condition, we got the product.
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So quit yankin� my crank and let�s
do this, huh?
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So is there someplace that we can
talk a little more private?
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Certainly. Step into my office�
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Okay, this is what I�ve been thinking.
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You give us the rest of the pills and
we give you two cases of beer.
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Plus a couple of passes to our Friday-night
bingo marathon and Medicare seminar.
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What kind of deal is that?!
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I come down here, sit in the sauna with
you half-naked and this is what you offer me?!
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Come on Red, let�s hit the nursing homes.
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Whow, whow, settle down kid, we�re
all friends here, let�s work something out...
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...before we say things we don�t mean.
And someone winds up dead.
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I�m just kidding, let�s order a pizza.
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I just wanna get this over with.
So Steven, shut up.
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Cal, I�m gonna sell you those pills
at cost.
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And Smitty for the last time,
close your damn legs.
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I can�t believe Fez likes me!
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I mean you guys, this is everything
I ever dreamed of.
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Having said that I�m really glad that
my racist father isn�t here to see us together.
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Oh good. You�re all here.
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I have some big news to tell you.
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Unless it�s that you�re gay,
I don�t wanna hear it.
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Shut up, Bjorn Borg!
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Well Fez, what is it?
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Well I finally figure out the one
woman for me.
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As a matter of fact�
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she is here right now.
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- Oh my Gooood�
- Hi guys!
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Caroline!
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Caroline! I haven�t seen you since
you tried to kill us�
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I just couldn�t believe it when Fez called.
It was so nice to hear a familiar voice.
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Oh you mean coming from
outside you head?
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Okayyy� the old me would�ve...
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...ripped out your eyeballs and hung
them from my rear-view mirror like dice.
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But the new me just smiles and
slaps the anger away!
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How sexy is that?!
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Uh Fez, you said you were
a one woman guy.
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Caroline�s got like eight personalities.
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You�ll go to bed with her one night
and wake up the next morning...
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with like an 82-year old Portugese
fisherman.
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Hey, Caroline accepts me for
who I am.
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So I�m gonna accept her for
who they are.
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Fez, the last time you dated Caroline
she chased you around the room
with a corkscrew.
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It�s called foreplay, jerk.
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Yeah nothing spices up the bedroom
like a crazy woman...
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...who might suffocate you when
you�re asleep with a pillow.
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Donna we were role-playing!
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She was a sexy nurse and I was
the guy she was trying to kill.
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Red, do you need anything
from the super market?
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Yeah.
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Graham Crackers that don�t taste
like cardboard.
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I fought in two wars, I deserve
name-brand cookies.
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Well those are name-brand!
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Look at the box, there is the
Kubler Dwarves.
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I can�t believe we�re out of plastic baggies
already. I swear I just bought a box.
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Well�maybe you misplaced them�
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You know, you�re always losing things.
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Like aluminum foil, remember that time
you lost the aluminum foil?
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I sure do!
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Hello? Hello?
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Is anybody there?!
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That�s the third hang-up today!
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Oh and this afternoon someone called
and asked me if I had �the stuff��.
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Wait a second�
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I saw a sixty minute piece on this
the other day.
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Missing baggies, mysterious phone calls�
I know what�s going on!
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Kitty I can explain�
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Steven is selling drugs!
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Yes he is!
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Wow. She�s really putting away
that pizza�
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The last time I saw her this upset
was when Reverend Brown...
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...told her that ugly people
go to heaven too.
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Sooo Jackie, can I get a slice of that?
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No!
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Okay. I was only asking because
it�s mine!
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- Jackie, look. Fez and Caroline are
never gonna last. - Hi guys!
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Well that was just bad timing�
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Why are you wearing a wedding dress?
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Oh my God, did Fez propose to you?!
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Not yet! But he will!
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And I wanted to show him
what I look like.
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Oh but you know, I was hoping
he�d be here cause...
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...I gotta get this back to the store before
they realize I climbed out the dressing room window.
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Don�t worry� I�m sure they�ll just
knock of ten percent..
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and put it on the rack marked �Previously
worn by psycho�s�.
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You have a sharp tongue.
It would taste great in a salad.
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I can�t believe Fez chose that
whack-job over me!
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Jackie, the only reason Fez chose
Caroline over you is because...
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...he doesn�t have any idea that
you like him.
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- Well whose fault is that Donna?!
- Yours!
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Oh, thank you for kicking me
while I�m down!
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You know, Jackie...
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if you worked as hard at getting Fez
as you are at polishing off my pizza...
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...you'd be pushing a little bilingual
baby through the park right now.
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Steven how could you?!
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Just a product of my environment.
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Wait, what are you talking about?
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We know you�ve been selling drugs out
of the house, this is the worst thing
you have ever done.
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You have turned my living room
into East St. Louis!
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So please, just admit what you�re
doing it�ll be better for everybody.
237
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,720
I'm not admitting anything.
238
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,480
Although if I were selling drugs,
it's...
239
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,600
probably because I don't have a new
19-inch TV to keep me off the streets.
240
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,960
What? Steven, we do not reward this
kind of behavior. Right, Red?
241
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,920
Right...
242
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,400
A 13-inch TV should do the trick...
243
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,080
Why are you even discussing this?
244
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:43,320
If ever there were a time for your foot to
be ankle-deep in someone's bottom, it's now!
245
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,240
Red, those pills sold like hotcakes!
246
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,440
We came by to give you your cut.
247
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,560
This is not a good time guys!
248
00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,800
Red Forman, have you been selling
your heart medication?!
249
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,800
Yeah!
250
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,560
They�ve done wonders for me
in the bedroom.
251
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,080
I�m asleep before my wife comes in.
252
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,520
I can�t believe this.
253
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,360
I can take care of your problem
here Red�
254
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,480
...no questions asked�
255
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,120
I�m kidding. We should all have
dinner sometimes.
256
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,720
Yeah well, thanks for coming by guys�
257
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,600
Red�
258
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,520
Look, I know what I did was wrong.
259
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,400
But don�t you even want to know
what I was gonna do with the money?
260
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,200
I don�t care.
261
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,240
I was gonna take you on a vacation
to the Wisconsin dells.
262
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,400
Oh my God!
I feel like a Kennedy!
263
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,520
Ohhh, and the dells are three
counties away.
264
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,720
We�re gonna have to take the interstate!
265
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,400
Well that worked out pretty good�
266
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,840
You're going to the dells...
267
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,720
I�m getting a new TV...
268
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,320
Yeah. And you�re gonna love watching
that new show called...
269
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,440
�Blow it out your ass�...
270
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,360
Hey uh Fez, we need to talk.
271
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,000
Okay fine.
272
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,200
I used your deodorant because I wanted
to see if it was strong enough for a man.
273
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,480
By the way, it wasn't.
274
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,080
Uhm Fez you see...
275
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,080
...when I heard you were ready
to be with one woman...
276
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,480
...I got really excited.
277
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,520
But that's because I thought you were
talking about someone else.
278
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,040
Who?
279
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,680
Fez?!
280
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,800
Uhm, I can explain!
281
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,640
Go ahead.
282
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,360
Uhm, her tongue was in my mouth
and then you walked in.
283
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,480
You... cheating... bastard....
284
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,240
Why do you make me do this
to you?!
285
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,960
Not in the face!
286
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,560
Owww okay the face!
The face!
287
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,200
- How are you feeling?
- Not so good.
288
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,120
My face is freezing.
289
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,960
I'm really sorry this happened, but
you're actually lucky that she's gone.
290
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,320
Jackie, what was that kiss all about?
291
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,960
Fez it's something that I wanted
to do for a really long time.
292
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,000
And I was wondering...
You know...
293
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,120
...hoping, that maybe you and I
could be together.
294
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,200
You want to be with me?!
295
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,360
Yeah. I mean Fez...
296
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:43,440
my life has been so crappy lately that
you have been the one good thing.
297
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:48,320
Well. So you want me because you're
lonely? Great, so that makes me what,
your last resort?
298
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,760
- No Fez. You're wrong, it's not...
- You know what Jackie, forget it.
299
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,440
You went to be with Kelso and Hyde.
I don't wanna be your sloppy thirds.
300
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:16,860
Hey guys. Want to cross some more
of those heart pills.
301
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,820
Well actually, we have all we need.
302
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,860
Oh. Really?
303
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,580
Sure would be a shame if you ran
out just when you needed it.
304
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:27,300
Like say you're driving your car and
all of a sudden you find that your break
lines have been cut.
305
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:29,180
Who would do that?
306
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,380
I don't know...
307
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,100
Maybe a guy who knows a guy.
308
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,180
But hey, if you guys don't need 'em,
you don't need 'em.
309
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,300
Drive safe.
310
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,300
I'll take 20 pills...
311
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,900
That's what I like to hear.
You did the right thing.
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