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Previously on
That 70's Show...
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Wow, uhm
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you're gonna take a job
and move to Chicago?
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Well, I'm willing to give it
all up and stay here with you.
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But if I do that,
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I need to know we're
gonna get married.
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Well I don't know what
to say right now...
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She took the job in Chicago
and she left this morning.
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Check check check, no one can see us
doing it from the parking loAAAAHHH!
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You're dead!
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I'm NUDE!
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Mrs. Forman, what a great idea making
a tape to send to Eric in Africa!
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Oh please, I am
full of great ideas!
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When he went to camp, I sent him
a huge card with my face on it
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that says "Mommy loves you".
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Well it made him miss me so much he
begged to come home the very next day.
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Ah yes, the summer of
a thousand wedgies...
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Eric is gonna be so excited
to hear some familiar voices.
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OH! I do Porky Pig
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Hababadahababada,
that is all people!
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Is Hyde here?!
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No Michael, you're safe.
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We still haven't heard from Steven
since he left Chicago a month ago.
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I don't know what
I'm doing here.
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Hyde could show up any
minute and kick my ass.
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I really need a soda cause I
just ate a whole bunch of salt.
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Why is it so good?
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I don't know, why don't you ask
Hyde, he is right behind you...
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!
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It's not even funny!
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Okay then,
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let's start the tape
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Hi Eric, it's your mother.
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I'm here with
Donna and Fez.
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Hi honey!
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Thank you for the
postcard with the monkeys.
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I'm still bananas
about you too!
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Okay, let's see,
where to start...
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well your father and I were furious when
we caught you boys in that smokey basement.
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The minute you left the airport we went down
there to do what the Fed's call 'a sweep'...
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How dare you boys smoke up my
house when you know how hard I work
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to keep it smelling
lemony-fresh!
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You morons just hung vacancy-signs on your
asses! And my foot is looking for a room!
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- Here it is!
- Here it is!
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TWO bags?
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I've never seen those
before in my life!
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Your son has a
real problem!
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Kitty, I want you to take this
garbage and flush it down the toilet!
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I am just glad that we caught you boys
before this became an every day thing!
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Is that all of it?
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Yes sir, that's all of it.
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Now there is nothing left for
us to do but to smoke Candyland.
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I mean, I mean
play Canysmoke...
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I mean... Aiii no!
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And so I flushed it all down the
toilet and everyone learned a lesson...
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Why don't you tell Eric
what else happened?
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- Oeh let me, let me!
- Give me that!
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I'll tell him...
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Kitty! I found
another one!
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Kitty?
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What the hell?!
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What do you have to
say for yourself?!
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I'm STARVING!
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I still can't believe Red caught you
in the bathroom with the guys stash.
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Someone is getting a tye-dyed
apron for their birthday...!
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No, I just
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I wanted to see what
all the hubbub was about.
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I mean I was skeptical about
tupperware and that was lifechanging!
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Anyway Eric,
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I suffered the consequences, your
father gave me a very stern talking to.
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Kitty when we got married,
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we took a vow. To be together
through sickness and in health.
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But nobody said anything about what to
do if your wife turns into a dope fiend!
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You're a nurse for God's sake!
You know this stuff is bad news!
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Bad news isn't
the half of it!
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Here are the facts:
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when the smoke hits the
brain, the cells start dying.
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This process causes
impaired judgement
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and hallucinations and a
lot of other wonderful things
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Is it Eric going away?
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Is that why you
used this stuff?
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Kitty,
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if you were feeling blue, you
didn't have to turn to drugs!
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I would have made
you a Martini!
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What's so damn funny?!
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Is it the big head thing?
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I hardly felt a thing.
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You ate a whole box
of uncooked spaghetti.
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I needed something crunchy.
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Anyway Eric,
the day you left,
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Steven went to
Chicago to see Jackie
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.. when he got there, he walked in on
Jackie and Kelso who were about to...
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Get busy.
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Have sex
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Doooooo
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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Kelso told us the whole story
when he got back the next day.
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No, hardly anything
happened okay.
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Jackie asked me to stay
cause she was lonely.
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The next thing you
know, I'm naked.
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And then Hyde shows up
and kicks me out the door
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and so I had to drive all the way
back here in this dress that I found.
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All the truckers were flashing
their lights and honking their horns.
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It was pretty great.
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Man Hyde is gonna
kick your ass.
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I know. I gotta get out of here
before someone kicks the crap out of me
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YOU JERK!
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HEY hey! Watch the face!
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That's the paycheck!
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Jackie,
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aren't you supposed
to be in Chicago?!
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Well I'm here to
get Steven back.
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Uhh, where is he?
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Oh he's not here.
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He took off after he caught
you two about to DOOOO IIIIIT!
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Oh my God, this is horrible.
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I quit my job, I
lost my boyfriend.
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My whole life is ruined.
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Jackie, I'm really sorry
about what happened.
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I never meant to come
between you and Hyde.
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Let me ask you one question,
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are we back
together or not?
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Oh you are just
as dumb as ever!
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Okay, you know you can insult me all
you want but just answer the question!
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NO!
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No you won't answer the
question?! Why not?
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Because we're not together!
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THAT'S the reason you
won't answer the question?!
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NOOOOOO!
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THEN WHAT'S THE REASON?
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.. and that went on for
about... half an hour.
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Oh hey Kitty.
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I need to borrow some butter or
oil. Pretty much anything greasy.
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Are you cooking?
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Nope, tanning.
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Hey, what's up with
the tape recorder?
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Oh, I'm making a tape
to send to Eric. Here,
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- say hi!
- Don't give him the microphone!
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What's new pussycat
Whooohohoooowww..
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What's new pussy..
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Ai Donna! Boo! Boo!
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Dad, just say
something normal.
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Normal doesn't put
asses in the seats Donna.
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For the last time,
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there are no seats
anywhere around here!
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Oh Red honey, here,
say something to Eric!
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I'd love to
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Son, I was out in the
garage the other day.
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I looked down and I saw
your old baseball mitt.
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And it made me think
what I always think.
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What a waste of money
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Actually Eric, you leaving
was very hard on your father.
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The next day he just
sat around, moping.
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I feel like
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dancing!
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By the way Eric, we gave some
of your toys to the church!
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Give up Eric?
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That's a deck of cards
hitting a bottle of soy sauce.
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Eric, please come home. You
have no idea how much I miss you.
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I miss you too honey.
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I don't think I'll be
happy until I see you again.
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Hey.
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STEVEN'S HOME!
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Okay Miss Kitty, he
doesn't like to be hugged!
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Don't you ever
leave me again!
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I spilled my
soda... Hiiiiiii.
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I don't know
what to say man.
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What about "Ow"?
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Why would I say ow?
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I get it!
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Eric,
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Steven just hit Michael.
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And while I'm very disappointed
in Steven for hitting Michael,
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it was very exciting!
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Come on man, get up.
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Why? So you can
deck me again?
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Actually I'm fine now.
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Everything I wanted to say
was in that one punch. Come on
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It was a good one too.
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Peed myself a little
on the way down.
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I'm gonna go change
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Hyde, where have you been?
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Uh
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I've been hanging out in Las Vegas
my man. And I've learned this:
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you don't wanna show up
late to a Don Rickles Show
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with puffy hair.
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Well, you could have let
us know where you were.
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I was worried sick about
you and I am very...
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I got you this
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A little tiny slotmachine!
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It is so cute
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Steven you're back!
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Look, we have to talk.
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About what? How
you nailed Kelso?
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No, about our relationship.
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Oh okay. I'll
start... You nailed Kelso!
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You never gave me a
chance to explain!
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BECAUSE YOU NAILED KELSO!
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Mrs. Forman, start taping! Eric
loves it when he screams at her!
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Steven I never even
slept with Michael.
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Yeah right because Kelso is always showing
up at my hotelroom naked with a bucket of ice.
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You know this is
your fault too.
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Okay you two,
just stop yelling!
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Go ahead.
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No forget it.
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Well I guess that's that.
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Well that was horrible.
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I know.
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Where the hell is my
little tiny slotmachine...
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Red
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can you please just do me a favour
and tell Eric you miss him a little?
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Oh fine. Give me the thing
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Eric,
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this is a little hard for me
cause I'm not real emotional but
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I wanted to tell you that
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you GI Joe's were killed.
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In the great
Dumpster-war of 1979
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Well your meatloaf
was lost in the great
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"Make-your-own-dinner-war"
of 19-TODAY!
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Well Eric,
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now that I have a second,
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I should catch you up on
your new friend Charlie.
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Okay.
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Who brought the beer?
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I thought you were
bringing the beer.
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No,
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you were bringing
beer, I was chips.
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YOU'RE bringing
beer, I was chips.
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Fine. Give me the chips.
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I forgot the chips.
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You know what I forgot?
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To stay home.
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You guys.
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How much do we
love this guy?
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He's a prince!
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Charlie, it is so awesome
hanging out with you.
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Ah thanks guys, it feels so good to
finally belong to something you know.
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It's like the first day
of the rest of my life!
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THE BEER!
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That was a pretty
awkward landing...
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I hope he's okay.
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Of course he's okay.
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It's not like anyone ever died
falling off the watertower.
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And so they renamed it the Charlie
Richardson Memorial Watertower.
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Jackie, Hyde just needed to blow
off some steam, you guys aren't over.
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Well if you
won't talk to me,
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then maybe you'll
talk to Mr. Fluffycakes
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Jackie!
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My magical horn senses that you're
sad and you need someone to talk to!
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Great.
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Now he can't hear you
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Hey
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Jackie.
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Oh, what do you want?
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Man,
255
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I feel really bad about
the way things turned out.
256
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,120
You and Hyde should be
together okay. Go talk to him.
257
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,160
Look there is no point okay.
258
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,960
I'm starting to think Steven never
really wanted to be with me at all.
259
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,640
This must be how ugly
people feel all the time.
260
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,160
I wouldn't know
about the ugly thing.
261
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,640
But I do know that he
does wanna be with you.
262
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,480
Why else would he drive all the
way to Chicago to propose to you?
263
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,240
Wait, what?!
264
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,080
Oh my God!
265
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,960
Steven was gonna propose?!
266
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,800
I have to find him!
267
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,320
Tell you what, that's the last time I wanna
mess around with a girl with a boyfriend.
268
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,480
Kelso, your hand
is on my butt.
269
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,360
Come on he's in Africa!
270
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,400
You know Red,
271
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,960
it really upset me this afternoon when
you wouldn't say anything nice to Eric.
272
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,720
Well I can see how that would surprise you, what
with nice things always bubbling out of my mouth.
273
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,440
Well it would just mean a lot to
me to hear you say how you feel.
274
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,120
Don't you even miss him?
275
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,720
Well let's say I did.
276
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,480
I still wouldn't feel
comfortable saying it on tape.
277
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,280
Well would it kill you just to
say it to me here in private?
278
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,400
Oh fine! I miss him!
279
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,680
Of course I miss him.
280
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,600
He's my son...
281
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,600
Why do you always
make me say things?!
282
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,720
Yeah
283
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,680
I should be in the FBI.
284
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,040
So anyway Forman, ramble on,
285
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,840
keep on keeping on,
286
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most of all my friend,
287
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rock on.
288
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,040
You know,
289
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,680
I never used to understand
that hippie-jargon,
290
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but ever since my
291
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,960
"bathroom-experiment",
292
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,480
I'm cool man!
293
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,480
Oeh, let me just give
you two some privacy
294
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Hey.
295
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,160
Hey.
296
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,280
Steven I am so sorry about
what happened in Chicago.
297
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,960
I was alone and I
thought I lost you.
298
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,640
Yeah well, I can see
why you thought that.
299
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,360
Look why didn't you tell me
sooner you wanted to get married?
300
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,240
Because I wasn't
sure I wanted to.
301
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:07,440
And now that I've thought about it, I'm
right, I'm not ready to be married yet.
302
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,480
Yet?
303
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,520
Oh, okay.
304
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,440
Well there you have it Eric,
305
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,160
Steven's not ready
to get married yet.
306
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,520
Hi I'm looking for...
307
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,080
HYDE!
308
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,040
Hey baby!
309
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,360
Hey... Sam.
310
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,320
Who the hell is that?!
311
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,240
This is Sam. She's a st...
312
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,560
exotic dancer
I met in Vegas.
313
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,880
I'm sorry, what
are you doing here?
314
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,320
You don't remember?
315
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,920
We got married.
316
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,280
- Oh my god!
- What?
317
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,920
One more thing Eric,
Steven married a stripper!
318
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,680
Being up here makes me think
of my poor friend Billy.
319
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
His name was Charlie
you cantaloup.
320
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,400
Kelso you've fallen off
this thing like ten times.
321
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,840
It's so scary to think you
could have... you know, like,
322
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,880
met the same
fate as Charlie.
323
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,680
Yeah.
324
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,800
It's like we go through our lives like thinking
we're invincible right, but the truth is
325
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,360
we're totally 'vincible
326
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,240
Did you see that?
I'm invicible!
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