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10 points. 50 points.
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Bonus points. 100 points.
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Mom, he's ripping his guts out.
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Oh, guardian angel. Crap.
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Oh, no, God's getting us.
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Mom, there's a blind man. Oh, nice.
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Yes. Cool.
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50 points.
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10 points.
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50 points.
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I'm getting so good at being helper...
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Dougie, shh, I'm on the phone.
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Can I play online,
if all my homework's done?
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Yeah, Betty.
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No, I'm in the car.
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I'm going to pick up Jenna at the ferry.
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She came home to spend
Halloween with her brother.
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Is that true love or what?
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Jenna's my girlfriend.
I'm gonna marry her.
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- He says he's gonna marry her.
- Yeah!
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I don't think they got up
to the word "incest"
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in the third grade yet.
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- You said "sex."
- I said "incest."
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And don't be so snoopy. Play your game.
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She always takes Dougie out on Halloween.
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She doesn't want to break the tradition.
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I know.
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When Jenna takes me,
we're gonna find Satan,
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and I'm gonna show him
what a good helper I am.
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There really is a Satan, right?
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That's why I was calling you.
I do have a costume.
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I'm putting together this Carmen Miranda
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and Chiquita Banana type thing.
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It came to me in a dream.
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Actually, I was stoned.
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Huh!
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- So is there?
- What? Is there what there?
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A Satan in real life?
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Um, hey, Betty,
can you hold on a sec?
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Well...
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ah, for man,
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Satan represents evil.
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And evil does occur here
and everywhere in the whole world.
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And so, in that sense, Satan does exist,
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except that he doesn't look like anything.
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He...
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He doesn't go running around
with horns and a tail.
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Unless, of course, he's wearing a costume
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like this little helper does.
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Yes!
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Hey, Betty, I see the ferry.
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Jenna!
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Jenna!
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Jenna!
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Jenna!
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Dougie!
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- Ahh, Dougie!
- Jenna!
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Oh, I missed you so much.
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Okay, we're gonna find Satan
when we go trick-or-treating.
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We are?
Let's see the costume.
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Oh, Satan's Little Helper.
That's so cool.
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- Mom made it.
- She did?
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Well, then we better find Satan.
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And I can do karate.
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Oh, I'd better watch out.
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Oh, Mom.
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- Where's Dad?
- Oh, he's at work.
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On a Saturday?
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Well, it's either that
or he's having an affair.
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Mom.
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Show me your hands. Come on, show me.
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- Oh, you're biting them again.
- Don't embarrass me.
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Mom, Dougie, this is Alex.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Dougie, I've heard so much about you.
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We met up at school,
then we discovered
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we're both from Bell Island
and both theater majors too.
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- Kind of a Kismet thing.
- I'll say.
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And since I was coming home
for Halloween
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and it's Alex's favorite holiday too,
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I figure we can all go
trick-or-treating together.
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- No!
- Dougie.
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He gets kind of possessive.
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He's had his heart set
on marrying her.
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Now, you're a competition.
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Listen, I don't have to go
trick-or-treating with you guys
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if it's gonna ruin your plans
with your brother.
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No, no, he just needs to get used to you.
I'm sure he'll be fine.
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So, how is it that you guys
never met before, I mean,
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at least in high school?
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Uh, I didn't go to Bell Island High.
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So what?
You went to boarding school?
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- Boarding schools suck.
- Dougie.
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Believe me, boarding school
was not my first choice.
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His dad forced him.
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Forced him?
That's not very nice.
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By the way, am I taking you home?
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Actually, he's coming to our house.
He might stay over. We're not sure.
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What?
Oh.
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Dougie, where are you going?
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To find Satan.
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And without you.
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Wait!
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What's with all this Satan stuff
all of a sudden?
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Oh, your Dad got him
this new video game called
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Satan's Little Helper.
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He's got it on this, on his computer.
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Whoa, ha-ha-ha-ha.
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- Mom.
- What?
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The door?
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Take this, please.
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Alex, our house. House, meet Alex.
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Nice. Very homey.
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You don't have to do that.
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Oh, I can't help it.
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When my dad divorced my mom,
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he took one of his girlfriends
with him to Japan.
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Brought back the whole
"no shoes in the house" policy.
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Beat it into my head ever since.
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Can't wait to see
what you've got for costumes this year.
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Actually, we don't have anything.
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We've been totally racking our brains
but can't come up with a thing.
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Theater majors, shame on you.
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I know. It's totally weird.
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Would you like to wear what I made
for myself last Halloween?
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A Renaissance slut?
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I still don't know what you were thinking.
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Alex, help me here, will you?
She is an actress, isn't she?
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Last I heard.
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Mother, that is so not me.
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Come on, I still have it all in the attic.
You get undressed.
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I'll go look for it.
Alex, make yourself at home.
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Hmm...
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And as soon as we're finished,
I'll see if I can help you out.
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If you get bored, play with this.
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- No, Mom.
- Come back here, you.
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Come up the stairs.
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What the heck are you supposed to be,
Whooly?
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Satan's Little Helper.
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That is so gay.
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Just wait till I find Satan
and he sends you all to hell.
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- Let's see how you laugh then.
- Yeah, right.
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Duh.
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Ah, that is great.
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That looks so real.
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Haa. Ohh.
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Oh, my God, they're like melons.
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Yep, you are a lusty wench.
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I can't let Alex see me like this.
We just met.
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I mean, you know, started dating.
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Actually, it's our first official date,
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and I can't believe my own mother's
trying to turn me into a whore.
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What is this about Alex
not wanting to go home?
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He doesn't get along with his Dad.
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He didn't even tell him he was coming.
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- Why?
- Same old.
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He doesn't want him acting.
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Wants him to take over
his toupee business.
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His toupee business.
His toupee—
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You look at... look at yourself now.
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Want some cider?
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Isn't that a bit too much makeup,
my lady?
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Nah, the more, the better.
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Not that the blokes be looking
at me face
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when they got these
tender morsels in their hands.
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Trick or treat!
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Ahh!
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Well, what do you think?
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Wow!
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- You look stunning.
- Really?
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I can't believe your mom
wore that for Halloween.
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I know.
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Well, what you gonna be
for All Hallows Eve, eh?
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You know, I was just thinking.
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Your brother's so into this game,
maybe I'll dress as Satan
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for him for Halloween.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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I figured,
I've lived with Satan all my life.
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It should be easy to draw
from him to get the character down.
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- Hey, Alex. Cider?
- Sure.
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Mom, Alex got his inspiration.
He's going to be Satan.
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Oh, that's nice.
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I bet this will make Dougie really happy.
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I'm sure he'll start warming up to you.
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I hope so.
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Ah!
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Hmm...
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Oh, there! How the hell does he do that?
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Crap, that is so cool.
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Awesome.
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Are you Satan?
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Wait.
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I'm Douglas Whooly. Can I be your helper?
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Can you talk?
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Then why don't you?
'Cause you don't need to?
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How many points for killing that old guy?
I forgot.
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20?
That's all?
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So, Master, next could we send
my sister's new boyfriend, Alex,
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down to hell?
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They go to college together,
and they're at my house.
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And I only want to go
trick-or-treating with my sister.
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And you don't have to worry,
'cause my dad's away at work.
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Afraid God might see us?
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So can you?
And can I be your helper?
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This is gonna be so fun.
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Well, let's just let this cider
cool off a bit.
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Thanks, Jim.
This Halloween marks the...
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Oh, look, Billy Flarin.
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...Billy Flarin arson incident.
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Mayor Flarin assures us
that this time around he's...
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He went to my high school.
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...adding that Billy has been born again
and poses no threat to the community.
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Nevertheless, fire officials
are advising residents of Bell Island
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to extinguish all candles
from outside their homes.
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Lisa G, WNTC News.
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Bet you didn't have
any arsonists at your school.
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No, I guess I missed out.
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I'm gonna go get us
some special cider mugs.
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She's so weird. I'm sorry.
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I need to show you something.
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If you need me to do karate, I can.
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Look.
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Hi-yah!
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Was that good?
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This could be our secret door to Hell.
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So cool.
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I hide down here all the time.
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I can make all the noise I want,
and no one hears me.
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You can have some.
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Are you wearing a costume so no one
could see what you really look like?
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Just like me?
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Can I see?
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Okay.
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Oh, that so looks like blood.
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Is Dougie back yet?
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Dougie!
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Dougie!
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I'm down here, in hell!
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Well, come on up!
Alex wants to tell you something.
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Okay, I'll get him to come downstairs,
and then you can—
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gsskk!
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Duh, what kind of helper
do you think I am?
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- Ha-ha-ha, did you find Satan?
- No.
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Come downstairs.
I have to show you something.
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- Well, what's up?
- Just something.
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Oh, no, now, don't pull on him.
You're gonna make him spill his cider.
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Now, everyone,
into the dining room, please.
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Drink your cider in the dining room.
You want some?
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No.
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Well, just go into the dining room
and sit with your sister.
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She came all the way just to see you.
Go on.
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So, Dougie, how about I dress
as Satan for Halloween?
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You could be my little helper,
like in the video game.
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00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:28,703
- We can join forces.
- No.
255
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,371
Why not?
256
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,124
You and Alex could be
the Satan team from hell
257
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,127
and scare everybody when you go
trick-or-treating.
258
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,004
I need you to come
with me to the costume store.
259
00:21:38,087 --> 00:21:40,048
As my official helper,
I'm afraid that's an order.
260
00:21:40,131 --> 00:21:41,883
That's an order.
261
00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:47,555
Okay.
262
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,432
So I'll go with Alex to the costume store,
263
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,601
and you stay here with Mom.
264
00:21:51,684 --> 00:21:53,978
But wait just one second.
265
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,730
Wha—
266
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:08,535
Psst, Master, it's your helper.
267
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,496
Okay, it's all changed.
268
00:22:11,579 --> 00:22:13,748
I'll go with Alex to the costume store.
269
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,375
You just follow us,
and when we come out,
270
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,460
you can just kill him
and send him back to hell.
271
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:18,670
Okay?
272
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,632
Yes.
273
00:22:33,726 --> 00:22:36,020
Come on, let's go.
274
00:22:40,149 --> 00:22:42,193
Well, I guess we better get going.
275
00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:43,903
Don't be too long.
276
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:50,034
I'll see you later.
277
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:09,137
Look, they're bonding. Isn't that cute?
278
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,269
- Will you stop biting...
- Hmm-mmm.
279
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,648
Wait till you see
what an incredible actor he is.
280
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,985
He is going to be so scary.
281
00:23:24,068 --> 00:23:26,112
Sounds like you really like him.
282
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,448
What makes you say that?
283
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,327
- Are you jealous, you wench?
- Oh.
284
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,996
- Ow.
- Ow.
285
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,850
Allah be praised.
286
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,102
Hmm...
287
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,520
Jerk.
288
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,152
All right, Dougie, this is the place.
289
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:13,034
You coming?
Come on.
290
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:27,048
All right, let's see what we have here.
291
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,438
- How's this?
- That's not Satan.
292
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:48,778
I'm trying to find the one
that looks most like my dad.
293
00:24:48,861 --> 00:24:50,196
Why?
294
00:24:50,279 --> 00:24:53,116
So I can draw on him for inspiration.
295
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,667
This is perfect.
296
00:25:09,465 --> 00:25:11,300
Where's my toupee?
297
00:25:13,761 --> 00:25:15,263
Here it is.
298
00:25:15,346 --> 00:25:17,140
Come on.
299
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,693
Hey, Satan.
Where's your pitchfork?
300
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,916
What, you think you're gonna be
a big movie star?
301
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,794
You're gonna be a big nothin',
that's all.
302
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:50,173
Do you hate him?
303
00:25:50,256 --> 00:25:52,341
Well, actually, no,
but he sure hates me.
304
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:54,427
Does he hit you?
305
00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:58,389
Whenever he gets a chance, yeah.
306
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:02,185
Come on, let's just pay for that,
and let's go.
307
00:26:02,268 --> 00:26:03,936
All right.
308
00:26:06,397 --> 00:26:08,566
Come on, let's go.
309
00:26:08,649 --> 00:26:10,818
- Wait, hold on. Hold on.
- Come on.
310
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,238
Come on!
311
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,491
Okay, let's go.
312
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:24,499
Come on. Come on, it's him.
Get him.
313
00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:27,543
How's he gonna get me?
I'm Satan.
314
00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:29,295
Okay, so, what did you
want to show me?
315
00:26:29,378 --> 00:26:32,590
Just something.
316
00:26:32,673 --> 00:26:36,385
- Well, where is it?
- You'll see soon enough.
317
00:26:37,845 --> 00:26:41,516
Better watch out. Satan's getting you.
318
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:43,601
I don't get it. I don't get it.
319
00:26:43,684 --> 00:26:46,354
How's he gonna get me if I'm Satan?
320
00:26:46,437 --> 00:26:48,439
I don't get it.
321
00:28:23,659 --> 00:28:25,119
Boo!
322
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,704
Pardon me.
323
00:28:28,789 --> 00:28:30,708
Can you pose for a picture?
324
00:28:39,550 --> 00:28:42,511
Thank you so much.
You made our day.
325
00:28:59,153 --> 00:29:02,031
Where's Alex?
Did he get the costume?
326
00:29:02,114 --> 00:29:04,367
- Yup.
- And?
327
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,786
Well, where is he?
328
00:29:06,869 --> 00:29:08,996
Helpers don't tell on their masters.
329
00:29:10,873 --> 00:29:13,668
So you boys
are into this game already.
330
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:15,544
I can see your boomies.
331
00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,797
You're more like Satan's little pervert.
332
00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:23,594
Ahh, that would be my laddie now.
333
00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:26,055
That's not your laddie.
334
00:29:26,138 --> 00:29:28,975
Oh, right, your master.
335
00:29:34,438 --> 00:29:37,024
That is so fantastic!
336
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,318
Oh....
337
00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:43,239
Mom, come see Alex.
You won't believe it.
338
00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:48,077
Yeah.
339
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,454
Now, he's looking at your boomies.
340
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:53,124
Feast your eyes on them,
me good lord,
341
00:29:53,207 --> 00:29:56,210
while we have this little dance.
342
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,254
This is so fun.
343
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:03,926
Jenna, I got cherries.
I got bananas. I got grapes.
344
00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:07,305
But I'm not sure about the onions.
What do you think?
345
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:12,143
Oh, my God.
346
00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:16,731
Oh, I gotta get a camera. Oh.
347
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,490
Hmm.
348
00:30:51,557 --> 00:30:53,517
Alex?
349
00:30:56,854 --> 00:30:59,106
Alex...
350
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,108
come here.
351
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,155
Listen, I love that mask.
352
00:31:06,238 --> 00:31:07,615
It looks—
353
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:15,456
Me lord, Satan,
we be feelin' a wee bit frisky, now,
354
00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:17,416
aren't ya?
355
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:38,270
Come here.
356
00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:44,610
I can't be kissing latex,
so off with your hea—
357
00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:50,616
God, you're really into this, aren't you?
358
00:31:57,331 --> 00:32:00,835
Well, then have it your way.
359
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:05,923
No more.
360
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,346
Alex.
361
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,640
Jenna, is he getting you?
362
00:32:14,723 --> 00:32:16,350
Alex.
363
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:25,860
That's really just pretend, right?
364
00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:29,071
Yeah, of course it is.
365
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,407
We're just playing a game.
366
00:32:31,490 --> 00:32:34,243
But that's not Alex.
367
00:32:34,326 --> 00:32:36,370
Oh, right.
368
00:32:37,496 --> 00:32:39,373
It's Satan.
369
00:32:43,627 --> 00:32:45,921
Me Lord of Darkness
will have to keep it in
370
00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,591
his britches for now.
371
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,181
Run!
372
00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:56,557
Whaaa!
373
00:32:58,225 --> 00:33:01,061
Don't get her, she's my sister.
374
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,481
Jenna, run.
375
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:05,357
Jenna, hide before he gets you.
376
00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:07,735
Okay, where?
Here?
377
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,531
Whoo, he's scary.
378
00:33:14,783 --> 00:33:16,827
He's locking the door.
379
00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:18,913
Hmmm.
380
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,503
Ah-ha-ha. Whoa.
381
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,095
Hey, what did you stop for?
It was an amazing picture.
382
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,680
Come on, dance.
383
00:33:39,433 --> 00:33:40,559
Ha-ha-ha.
384
00:33:42,144 --> 00:33:45,105
Alex, that's too weird. Stop.
385
00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:54,323
Would you say something?
386
00:33:54,406 --> 00:33:56,742
He doesn't talk. He doesn't have to.
387
00:34:01,121 --> 00:34:02,957
Come on and see my room.
388
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,377
It's really cool.
389
00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:07,962
Come on.
390
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,101
I can't beli—
391
00:34:26,021 --> 00:34:28,524
Isn't that the creepiest thing
you ever saw,
392
00:34:28,607 --> 00:34:30,943
the way he just stares at you
and you have to figure out
393
00:34:31,026 --> 00:34:33,737
what he's thinking?
394
00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:36,365
Ah, love, huh?
395
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,678
Ah, damn it. I forgot all about it.
396
00:34:57,761 --> 00:35:00,681
Because I was concentrating
on picking you up at the ferry,
397
00:35:00,764 --> 00:35:02,224
it completely slipped my mind.
398
00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:03,475
Money's gonna have to do.
399
00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:06,478
Hello! Hello.
400
00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:08,856
- Happy Halloween.
- Trick or treat.
401
00:35:08,939 --> 00:35:11,900
I have no candy,
but I have a dollar bill for you
402
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:13,694
and a dollar bill for you.
403
00:35:13,777 --> 00:35:16,947
- Thank you.
- Happy Halloween.
404
00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:18,657
Bye.
405
00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:20,409
Oh, yes.
406
00:35:21,827 --> 00:35:24,913
You know, maybe I have some
candy left over from last year.
407
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:27,416
Oh, you're not serious.
408
00:35:27,499 --> 00:35:29,126
That's gross.
409
00:35:29,209 --> 00:35:32,296
- Not if it's sealed. It'll be fine.
- Eww.
410
00:35:34,673 --> 00:35:37,217
It's so fun how my sister thinks
you're Alex,
411
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:39,386
and then you pretend to get her.
412
00:35:40,846 --> 00:35:45,351
I didn't think you'd come back
because Halloween is your busiest time.
413
00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:47,519
But you'd rather spend it with me?
414
00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:53,942
Let me show you.
415
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:59,073
I'm getting to be the best helper.
I'm getting so good.
416
00:36:08,582 --> 00:36:10,584
Come on. Come on.
417
00:36:12,586 --> 00:36:15,547
Recognize anyone from your family?
418
00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:22,513
I can't believe you have
absolutely no candy.
419
00:36:22,596 --> 00:36:24,223
Well, look a little harder.
420
00:36:24,306 --> 00:36:25,849
Um...
421
00:36:28,018 --> 00:36:29,645
oh, that's gross.
422
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:34,692
- So what are you doing tonight?
- Me?
423
00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:36,443
You remember the Andersons?
424
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:39,488
The rented Bell Tower Castle
for a Halloween party.
425
00:36:39,571 --> 00:36:40,823
Hmm, fun.
426
00:36:40,906 --> 00:36:43,033
Wait till you see what I'm wearing.
427
00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,036
Quiche.
428
00:36:47,329 --> 00:36:50,124
I am supposed to bring the quiche.
429
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:53,043
Okay, no candy. Just these.
430
00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:55,212
Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
431
00:36:55,295 --> 00:36:58,132
I'm out... out of dollar bills.
432
00:36:58,215 --> 00:37:00,718
The little buggers are going
to be egging the house.
433
00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:02,928
Chill, Mom. No one's egging the house.
434
00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:06,306
- They're going to be egging the house.
- Chill!
435
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:10,018
Just make your quiche.
436
00:37:19,778 --> 00:37:23,741
Don't worry, it's just
some dumb trick-or-treaters.
437
00:37:30,956 --> 00:37:33,917
Is it God?
Master.
438
00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:36,837
Could God come as a trick-or-treater?
439
00:37:38,088 --> 00:37:40,507
Oh, crap.
440
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,259
Let's go see.
441
00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:53,812
Master, if it's God,
I'll tell him you went back to hell.
442
00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:54,980
Okay?
443
00:37:55,063 --> 00:37:57,107
- Trick or treat.
- Coming.
444
00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:00,778
- Happy Halloween.
- Happy Halloween.
445
00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,863
Sorry, no candy. I got two bucks left.
446
00:38:02,946 --> 00:38:04,907
- Thank you.
- Have a good day.
447
00:38:04,990 --> 00:38:07,993
Jenna, is it God?
448
00:38:08,076 --> 00:38:10,579
No, sorry. Just a witch.
449
00:38:11,705 --> 00:38:13,832
Would me knights in hellish armor
serve this damsel
450
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:17,211
in distress and quest for some sweets
at the confectionery?
451
00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,381
Huh?
452
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:24,218
Go buy some candy at the grocers.
453
00:38:24,301 --> 00:38:26,345
The master doesn't go shopping.
454
00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:36,897
Very good.
455
00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:52,621
I cannot believe you're keeping this up.
I'm going to have nightmares.
456
00:38:52,704 --> 00:38:54,540
Come on.
457
00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:07,177
Thanks again for doing this
for my brother.
458
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:12,641
If it was up to me, you'd get an Oscar.
459
00:39:37,749 --> 00:39:41,253
So, Master,
where did you put Alex?
460
00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,715
Can I see?
461
00:39:48,510 --> 00:39:50,345
Okay.
462
00:40:51,531 --> 00:40:53,951
Candy's over that way, Master.
463
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:12,219
Is all that stuff to tape people up,
kill them, and spill their guts out?
464
00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:17,516
Awesome.
465
00:41:17,599 --> 00:41:20,352
But not my mom and sister,
466
00:41:20,435 --> 00:41:22,396
even in pretend.
467
00:41:22,479 --> 00:41:24,564
You have to promise.
468
00:41:26,441 --> 00:41:28,735
Make the Satanic Salute.
469
00:41:38,161 --> 00:41:40,998
Wait, what about the candy?
470
00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:44,543
Whatever I want?
471
00:41:44,626 --> 00:41:46,211
Yes.
472
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,279
But we didn't pay.
473
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,157
Oh-ho!
474
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,041
- Hey, wait a minute.
- He's coming!
475
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:26,585
Ha-ha-ha.
476
00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:53,278
Don't you know anything?
Satan does not have to pay.
477
00:42:53,361 --> 00:42:56,823
I'm his helper, and I say
for this, you shall die.
478
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,701
Yeah, well, that's great.
But I'm not playing any games.
479
00:43:08,293 --> 00:43:10,754
Wait till he smells
all the garbage.
480
00:43:10,837 --> 00:43:13,673
See what you get
for disobeying Satan?
481
00:43:14,716 --> 00:43:16,259
20 points.
482
00:43:24,851 --> 00:43:26,937
Yeah.
483
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:29,648
Look, a pregnant lady.
484
00:43:29,731 --> 00:43:32,359
Ahh-ahh, cool.
485
00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:36,905
Yeah!
486
00:43:36,988 --> 00:43:39,449
50 points. Yeah!
487
00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:41,868
Try to hit the baby carriage.
488
00:43:43,745 --> 00:43:45,705
Ahh!
489
00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,583
100 points. Oh, yeah.
490
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:52,754
Whoo-hoo! Yeah.
491
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:55,382
This is so fun, master.
492
00:43:55,465 --> 00:43:59,052
Over there, blind man,
blind man!
493
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:01,304
Argh!
494
00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:04,057
Bonus points.
495
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:07,769
Master, could you take me to hell?
496
00:44:07,853 --> 00:44:09,479
Ah, sweet.
497
00:44:33,086 --> 00:44:34,838
We're trick-or-treating?
498
00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:39,384
But I wanted to do it with Jenna too.
499
00:44:42,345 --> 00:44:44,973
Okay. Crap.
500
00:44:50,896 --> 00:44:52,647
Let's go.
501
00:44:55,358 --> 00:44:59,070
I should stand guard in case God comes?
502
00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:01,781
Okay.
503
00:45:02,782 --> 00:45:05,827
Satan's helper on the lookout.
504
00:45:23,637 --> 00:45:26,681
All right, all right, all right,
I'm coming.
505
00:45:28,558 --> 00:45:32,062
Aren't you a little too old
to be trick-or-treating?
506
00:45:33,605 --> 00:45:36,524
I'm coming as fast as I can.
507
00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:46,284
Oh, okay, okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
508
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:49,287
Don't worry, I'm coming.
509
00:45:53,124 --> 00:45:55,502
Where did you get that coat?
510
00:45:55,585 --> 00:45:58,964
Looks like you robbed it from a Hasid.
511
00:45:59,047 --> 00:46:03,176
All right, all right, I got your candy.
Just a minute.
512
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,303
Here's your candy.
513
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:10,433
Oh! Ah!
514
00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:13,979
Oh, I hope God doesn't see us.
515
00:46:16,189 --> 00:46:18,942
Hey, Whooly, who are you going
trick-or-treating with?
516
00:46:19,025 --> 00:46:20,318
Oh, just Satan.
517
00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:22,487
Yeah, Satan. Ha-ha.
518
00:46:22,570 --> 00:46:24,447
Ahhh!
519
00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:26,783
Oh, that looks so real!
520
00:46:28,493 --> 00:46:30,495
Holy shit!
521
00:46:33,665 --> 00:46:36,751
They thought that was real. Jerks.
522
00:46:57,272 --> 00:46:59,649
Nice job.
523
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,484
That was awesome.
524
00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:38,355
Dad, open up!
525
00:47:39,814 --> 00:47:42,025
Did you hear the door?
526
00:47:42,108 --> 00:47:44,778
Ah, come on, ignore it.
It's Halloween.
527
00:47:44,861 --> 00:47:46,654
But I love giving out the treats.
528
00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:48,156
Well, then give out a few right here
529
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,033
and then throw in a few new tricks
while you're at it.
530
00:47:50,116 --> 00:47:51,659
Dad, open up!
531
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,331
Dad, it's me! Come on, open up!
I need help!
532
00:47:57,415 --> 00:47:59,292
Dad, open up!
533
00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:01,461
Alex?
What the hell is he doing home?
534
00:48:01,544 --> 00:48:03,004
Who's Alex?
535
00:48:04,881 --> 00:48:06,424
My son.
536
00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:07,592
Excuse me?
537
00:48:07,675 --> 00:48:11,262
I have a son in college,
if you can believe it.
538
00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:14,182
That is if you can call a bunch
of acting classes college.
539
00:48:15,975 --> 00:48:17,769
Dad, I need help!
540
00:48:17,852 --> 00:48:20,271
Sounds like he's in trouble.
541
00:48:37,914 --> 00:48:40,417
I should stand guard again?
542
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,794
You got it, Master.
543
00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:11,739
Oh.
544
00:49:13,324 --> 00:49:16,411
Vernon, come see
what your son's wearing.
545
00:49:16,494 --> 00:49:18,204
Oh, I'm sure
it's very dramatic.
546
00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:20,373
It sure as hell is.
547
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:24,377
Hi, Alex.
548
00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:28,006
I'm Nicole. I work for your dad.
549
00:49:44,063 --> 00:49:45,690
Alex, what the hell's come over you?
550
00:49:45,773 --> 00:49:47,442
Take that thing off.
551
00:49:47,525 --> 00:49:50,612
And take those things off your feet
before you step foot in this house.
552
00:49:52,238 --> 00:49:54,073
Have you lost your mind?
553
00:49:58,786 --> 00:50:01,164
What the hell is that
school doing to you?
554
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,818
Can I have some candy?
I'm your helper.
555
00:50:40,703 --> 00:50:41,955
Huh?
556
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:46,709
Mrs. Sylvia Tishbaum.
557
00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:48,503
Oooh!
558
00:50:48,586 --> 00:50:51,381
I should mix this with the candy
and make people have diarrhea
559
00:50:51,464 --> 00:50:54,968
all over the place
and puke their guts out.
560
00:50:55,051 --> 00:50:56,469
Sweet.
561
00:51:05,478 --> 00:51:07,897
Hell is so fun.
562
00:51:20,618 --> 00:51:21,619
Come on.
563
00:51:21,703 --> 00:51:25,790
Sir, step away from the boy.
Take the mask off.
564
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,544
Master, don't you want to run?
565
00:51:29,627 --> 00:51:33,548
- Sir, step away from the boy.
- You don't have to?
566
00:51:42,515 --> 00:51:46,227
Place your hands on your head now.
567
00:51:50,898 --> 00:51:53,151
Where were you?
568
00:51:53,234 --> 00:51:54,319
And where's Alex?
569
00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:57,572
Okay, we went to the store
and got the candy,
570
00:51:57,655 --> 00:51:59,699
then Satan let me ride
in the shopping cart,
571
00:51:59,782 --> 00:52:01,743
and we ran all these people over.
572
00:52:01,826 --> 00:52:04,579
Then he took me to hell,
where we went trick-or-treating.
573
00:52:04,662 --> 00:52:07,040
It was so cool.
574
00:52:07,123 --> 00:52:09,459
My master hung this old lady
out the window,
575
00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:11,127
and we poisoned all the candy.
576
00:52:11,210 --> 00:52:12,920
Dougie, where is your master?
577
00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:15,465
The police got him,
but he doesn't care,
578
00:52:15,548 --> 00:52:17,550
'cause he'll just tape them up
and cut their guts out.
579
00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:19,302
Dougie, do you realize
what you're saying?
580
00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:26,142
Start giving out the candy,
fill up those little bags I found,
581
00:52:26,225 --> 00:52:30,772
and when Satan comes, tell him
I'd like to have a little talk with him.
582
00:52:38,154 --> 00:52:39,697
Coming.
583
00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:45,703
Trick or treat.
584
00:52:45,787 --> 00:52:48,039
Hey, why aren't you out trick-or-treating?
585
00:52:48,122 --> 00:52:50,708
- Yeah, with Satan.
- Ha-ha-ha-ha.
586
00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:51,793
Do you know what?
587
00:52:51,876 --> 00:52:55,046
At least I didn't think
that stupid hanged lady was real.
588
00:52:55,129 --> 00:52:57,507
- Hey, we were trying to trick you.
- Lie.
589
00:52:57,590 --> 00:52:59,008
Just give us some candy.
590
00:52:59,092 --> 00:53:01,302
Yeah, little helper.
591
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:04,597
Just one second.
592
00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:14,565
Come on, Whooly, hurry up in there.
593
00:53:20,029 --> 00:53:24,158
Okay, one for you.
Have a happy Halloween.
594
00:53:24,242 --> 00:53:26,452
- Finally.
- One for you.
595
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:28,705
- Enjoy your candy.
- Thank you.
596
00:53:28,788 --> 00:53:31,749
- One for you.
- Drive safely.
597
00:53:37,630 --> 00:53:39,215
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
598
00:53:42,677 --> 00:53:44,804
It's anarchy! Anarchy!
599
00:53:44,887 --> 00:53:47,056
You must take sanctuary
in the cathedral at once.
600
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:50,059
The police station burns
with the fire of hell.
601
00:53:50,143 --> 00:53:52,145
Soon all the constables will be dead.
602
00:53:52,228 --> 00:53:54,647
And then, God help us.
603
00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:56,816
Hey, man, cut out all the bullshit.
What are you talking about?
604
00:53:56,899 --> 00:53:58,568
Yo, man, I'm not kiddin'.
605
00:53:58,651 --> 00:53:59,986
Three cops finded dead.
606
00:54:00,069 --> 00:54:02,071
There's only two of them left
on the whole fuckin' island.
607
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:04,282
You better get your ass home fast.
608
00:54:08,035 --> 00:54:10,079
Anarchy! Anarchy!
609
00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:19,046
Will you stop shaking the floor?
You're going to ruin my quiche.
610
00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:22,550
I cannot believe he's not home yet.
611
00:54:22,633 --> 00:54:24,385
I'd really like to know what's going on.
612
00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:27,680
Maybe he just changed
his mind and visited his dad.
613
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:31,476
Yeah, and maybe he went off
to some party without me.
614
00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:34,020
Or maybe he went
to visit an ex-girlfriend.
615
00:54:38,566 --> 00:54:41,360
Do you know what he told Dougie?
616
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:44,655
He said that they're going
to use knives to cut people's guts out
617
00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:46,240
and poison kids.
618
00:54:51,370 --> 00:54:53,581
You think that's normal.
619
00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:57,418
I got it.
620
00:54:57,502 --> 00:54:59,086
That's probably him.
621
00:55:06,844 --> 00:55:10,389
What took you so long?
You could've called or something.
622
00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:13,476
I told you. You never listen.
623
00:55:13,559 --> 00:55:17,647
Come on, you have to catch me.
Then you can take me back to hell.
624
00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:19,857
And what's this telling him
about taped-up mouths
625
00:55:19,941 --> 00:55:22,109
and knives...
626
00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:28,074
and then actually buying this stuff?
627
00:55:34,121 --> 00:55:37,124
This is all pretty sick, don't you think?
628
00:56:14,453 --> 00:56:16,372
Alex, stop right now.
629
00:56:17,456 --> 00:56:19,166
It's not funny.
630
00:56:20,251 --> 00:56:21,335
Talk.
631
00:56:24,046 --> 00:56:26,299
Say something, or I'll—
632
00:56:28,759 --> 00:56:30,803
Okay, I think you're way overdoing it,
633
00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:32,638
and I really wish you would just cut it—
634
00:56:36,809 --> 00:56:38,728
Alex, I'm serious. Stop.
635
00:57:01,667 --> 00:57:04,587
Come on, you're not getting me.
636
00:57:11,802 --> 00:57:13,012
Ah.
637
00:57:29,528 --> 00:57:32,448
Oh, my God.
638
00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:38,746
I'm not waiting for your father anymore,
639
00:57:38,829 --> 00:57:40,957
so I'm going on ahead to the party.
640
00:57:41,999 --> 00:57:43,960
That's not Alex.
641
00:57:46,379 --> 00:57:49,215
That's someone else in that costume.
642
00:57:49,298 --> 00:57:52,760
Well, of course it's Alex.
Who else could it be? Oh—
643
00:57:54,095 --> 00:57:57,264
- Argh. You're in the game.
- Shh.
644
00:58:00,267 --> 00:58:01,602
Dougie?
645
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:10,361
Dougie!
646
00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:17,785
Dougie, come out.
I have to tell you something.
647
00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:21,872
Dougie.
648
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,294
Dougie, come down.
I have to tell you something.
649
00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:31,882
It's normal when you're playing
hide-and-seek not to make any noise.
650
00:58:31,966 --> 00:58:33,217
Shh.
651
00:58:43,227 --> 00:58:44,645
Dougie?
652
00:58:47,064 --> 00:58:50,026
Ah, we got customers. Douglas!
653
00:58:50,109 --> 00:58:53,571
Will you come down here
and help us with the candy?
654
00:58:53,654 --> 00:58:55,489
Please.
655
00:59:05,499 --> 00:59:08,044
I had such a good hiding spot,
656
00:59:08,127 --> 00:59:09,837
and you had to ruin it.
657
00:59:16,469 --> 00:59:18,554
Trick or treat.
658
00:59:19,597 --> 00:59:21,182
What are you supposed to be?
659
00:59:21,265 --> 00:59:24,477
I'm a serious businessman
coming home to check out
660
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,771
my son's excellent costume.
661
00:59:26,854 --> 00:59:28,481
Look how great this is.
662
00:59:28,564 --> 00:59:31,525
You look just like Satan's little helper,
just like the game.
663
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:34,070
And Jenna in Mom's old costume.
664
00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:36,989
Chiquita.
665
00:59:39,867 --> 00:59:42,203
Bell Tower Castle, here we come!
666
00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:46,916
We are gonna rock that place,
my darling.
667
00:59:46,999 --> 00:59:48,084
And the dip.
668
00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:52,254
Whoa-ah-ha, your costume's
waiting for you upstairs.
669
00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:54,924
You're an elf.
670
00:59:55,007 --> 00:59:56,967
- Ah-ha-ha-ha!
- Shut up.
671
00:59:57,051 --> 00:59:59,512
- An elf.
- Mmm-hmm.
672
00:59:59,595 --> 01:00:01,889
You said leave it to me.
673
01:00:01,972 --> 01:00:04,767
- I am gonna catch so much shit for this...
- Mm-hmm.
674
01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:08,395
By the way, what are those cops
doing parked outside?
675
01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:12,566
Let go, we're still playing.
676
01:00:12,650 --> 01:00:15,945
Dad, go tell those cops
there's a psycho in our house.
677
01:00:16,028 --> 01:00:17,363
What did I walk into here?
678
01:00:17,446 --> 01:00:20,908
Alex dressed up as Satan
to go along with Dougie's outfit—
679
01:00:20,991 --> 01:00:22,535
Whoa, who's Alex?
680
01:00:22,618 --> 01:00:24,495
Alex is Jenna's friend from school.
681
01:00:24,578 --> 01:00:26,372
He came here to spend
Halloween with us.
682
01:00:26,455 --> 01:00:29,708
Anyway, they are ensconced
in this game, which, frankly,
683
01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,837
I think is getting a little out of hand.
684
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,714
Let go, or Satan's helper will karate you.
685
01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:39,218
Come on, hell boy, let's go
check out Daddy's elf costume.
686
01:00:39,301 --> 01:00:40,970
Put me down!
687
01:00:41,053 --> 01:00:42,596
You can't go up there.
688
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,475
Are you serious?
689
01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:48,310
Satan's not even up there.
690
01:00:48,394 --> 01:00:51,147
He's down in the basement
so he can get back to hell,
691
01:00:51,230 --> 01:00:53,149
in case you were God
ringing the doorbell.
692
01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:55,359
Yeah, well,
he's in big trouble now, boy,
693
01:00:55,442 --> 01:00:58,028
'cause I just happen to be one
of the avenging angels.
694
01:00:58,112 --> 01:01:01,240
Will you guys stop horsing around?
'Cause we gotta go.
695
01:01:01,323 --> 01:01:04,201
Put me down, or I'll tell Satan
to cut your guts out.
696
01:01:04,285 --> 01:01:05,536
Oh, yeah?
697
01:01:05,619 --> 01:01:09,165
Well, go ahead, because I got
God watching my back.
698
01:01:09,248 --> 01:01:12,459
Satan, quick,
come and spill his guts out.
699
01:01:13,919 --> 01:01:15,171
Ahh!
700
01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:22,178
No! Ahhh!
701
01:01:39,069 --> 01:01:41,572
I didn't mean it.
702
01:01:50,414 --> 01:01:53,334
No! No.
703
01:01:58,297 --> 01:02:00,341
I want you to run. Run.
704
01:02:00,424 --> 01:02:01,884
Ahh.
705
01:02:05,221 --> 01:02:07,765
Come. Get up.
706
01:02:12,394 --> 01:02:15,564
No!
707
01:02:30,955 --> 01:02:32,206
Go, go, go. Go, Jenna.
708
01:02:38,295 --> 01:02:39,588
Come on!
709
01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:49,932
Come on!
710
01:03:10,202 --> 01:03:11,453
Oh!
711
01:03:13,122 --> 01:03:14,498
Jenna!
712
01:03:20,629 --> 01:03:22,047
Mom?
713
01:03:25,467 --> 01:03:27,052
Oh, God.
714
01:03:29,596 --> 01:03:30,973
Mom?
715
01:03:35,436 --> 01:03:36,770
Dougie!
716
01:03:38,022 --> 01:03:39,273
Mom.
717
01:03:45,612 --> 01:03:46,989
Mom!
718
01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:53,912
Oh, God.
719
01:03:56,832 --> 01:03:58,876
Oh, God.
720
01:03:58,959 --> 01:04:01,754
- Jenna.
- Oh.
721
01:04:01,837 --> 01:04:04,757
Master said all the dead people
were pretend, but he lied.
722
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,676
Stop calling him master!
Where's Mom?
723
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:09,595
He took her.
724
01:04:09,636 --> 01:04:11,055
I'm going after them.
725
01:04:11,138 --> 01:04:12,222
But he'll kill you!
726
01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:17,811
Look, stay here
727
01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:19,063
and lock the door.
728
01:04:19,146 --> 01:04:21,607
Don't open up for anyone,
no matter what.
729
01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:29,948
Try not to look at Daddy, okay?
730
01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:35,537
Here, hold on to this till I get back.
731
01:05:14,618 --> 01:05:15,828
Oh, my—
732
01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:18,789
- Jenna!
- Oh!
733
01:05:18,872 --> 01:05:21,041
God, Alex.
734
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:27,047
T-this ps-psycho comes home
with Dougie a-and he—
735
01:05:27,131 --> 01:05:28,632
I thought he was you.
736
01:05:28,715 --> 01:05:32,010
And he killed my dad,
and he took my mom.
737
01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:35,556
Jenna, Jenna, was this guy
wearing a black coat and a white mask?
738
01:05:35,639 --> 01:05:37,099
- Yeah.
- That's the same guy that jumped me.
739
01:05:37,182 --> 01:05:39,393
- Your brother set me up.
- No, he thought it was just a game.
740
01:05:39,476 --> 01:05:42,020
Yeah, some game. Where is he?
741
01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:43,439
He's back at the house.
742
01:05:45,357 --> 01:05:46,608
All right, where did they go?
743
01:05:50,988 --> 01:05:53,490
He knows about that party at that castle.
744
01:05:53,574 --> 01:05:55,033
I bet he took her there.
745
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:57,119
Look, you have to help me get her.
746
01:06:01,206 --> 01:06:02,624
Jesus Christ.
747
01:06:08,005 --> 01:06:10,674
There's no keys. We got this.
748
01:06:13,302 --> 01:06:14,720
Come on, let's go.
749
01:06:35,365 --> 01:06:36,450
I don't know.
750
01:06:36,533 --> 01:06:38,535
It could be the guy
from the news report.
751
01:06:38,619 --> 01:06:39,620
Billy Flarin?
752
01:06:39,703 --> 01:06:41,455
I ran into a guy who told me
that the police station
753
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,581
burned to the ground.
754
01:06:42,664 --> 01:06:45,250
Isn't that what Billy was known for?
755
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:47,169
So much for being born again.
756
01:06:47,252 --> 01:06:50,464
Yeah, well, with those last two cops dead,
there's no police left on Bell Island.
757
01:06:52,090 --> 01:06:53,509
We're in Dodge City now.
758
01:06:55,636 --> 01:06:57,012
Are you all right?
759
01:06:58,889 --> 01:07:00,516
Yeah.
760
01:07:00,599 --> 01:07:03,769
I've taken the last beating
I'm ever gonna take today. Come on.
761
01:07:03,852 --> 01:07:04,978
No, the party's this way.
762
01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:06,522
Yeah, but he already knows
what we look like.
763
01:07:06,605 --> 01:07:08,524
I need to get close enough
to use this thing.
764
01:07:12,819 --> 01:07:14,279
Greetings.
765
01:07:18,659 --> 01:07:21,787
I am Queen Frances.
766
01:08:08,875 --> 01:08:12,254
Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Are you all right?
767
01:08:13,505 --> 01:08:14,840
Let me help you up.
768
01:08:16,633 --> 01:08:18,051
Damn it.
769
01:08:18,176 --> 01:08:19,928
Can you bend your legs a little?
770
01:08:22,472 --> 01:08:26,059
I don't know what happened.
She just fell.
771
01:08:26,143 --> 01:08:29,479
You guys bustin' my chops?
772
01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:31,565
Have a good night. Enjoy the party.
773
01:08:36,445 --> 01:08:39,281
That fruit lid, it's the bomb.
774
01:08:41,116 --> 01:08:42,326
Merrill?
775
01:08:42,367 --> 01:08:45,954
What a great Chiquita!
776
01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:49,207
But what's with the tape?
777
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:50,917
Chiquita the mummy?
778
01:08:55,255 --> 01:08:56,673
You really were stoned.
779
01:08:56,757 --> 01:08:59,843
And Dean is what?
A goat man.
780
01:08:59,926 --> 01:09:03,930
He's no goat man. He's the devil.
781
01:09:04,014 --> 01:09:06,600
And I've never seen him this horny.
782
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:11,980
Greetings, dears.
783
01:09:12,064 --> 01:09:15,192
I am Queen Frances,
784
01:09:15,275 --> 01:09:19,613
but you two can call me Mumsy.
785
01:09:19,696 --> 01:09:24,660
I am delighted that you have
arrived for our festive gala.
786
01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:27,954
Where the hell's the quiche?
787
01:09:29,998 --> 01:09:33,085
Come on, Harry.
Take a picture of me with Mr. Horny.
788
01:09:36,129 --> 01:09:37,964
Oh, ah-ha.
789
01:09:38,048 --> 01:09:40,759
Oh, my, he really is horny.
790
01:09:48,975 --> 01:09:53,146
Greetings, I am Queen Frances.
791
01:10:06,118 --> 01:10:08,495
Hey, I think you broke
your cherry.
792
01:10:43,238 --> 01:10:47,826
♪ He's a great humanitarian,
he's a great philanthropist ♪
793
01:10:47,909 --> 01:10:50,370
♪ He knows just
where to touch you, honey ♪
794
01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:52,706
♪ And how you like to be kissed ♪
795
01:10:52,789 --> 01:10:54,833
♪ He'll put both his arms
around you ♪
796
01:10:54,916 --> 01:10:58,795
♪ You can feel that tender touch
of the beast ♪
797
01:11:13,477 --> 01:11:15,562
Hey, smash that sucker.
798
01:11:46,551 --> 01:11:48,553
God,
799
01:11:48,637 --> 01:11:51,181
this is Douglas Whooly.
800
01:11:51,264 --> 01:11:53,558
I'm sorry for helping Satan,
801
01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:55,060
and now I need your help to get him
802
01:11:55,143 --> 01:11:59,064
away from our house
and to make him go back to hell.
803
01:11:59,147 --> 01:12:03,276
I promise to be good
forever and ever if you do.
804
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,861
I swear to you.
805
01:12:07,572 --> 01:12:09,199
And amen.
806
01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:18,708
We have to hurry.
807
01:12:20,377 --> 01:12:22,379
I can't see in this thing.
808
01:12:24,589 --> 01:12:27,634
Jesus, smells like someone
puked in this thing.
809
01:12:27,717 --> 01:12:29,553
Oh, God.
810
01:13:47,672 --> 01:13:50,967
Whoo, how's she like
the punch, Mr. Satan?
811
01:13:51,051 --> 01:13:54,554
Hey, Dean, Betty told me
you were gonna be an elf.
812
01:13:54,638 --> 01:13:57,474
What happened, you chicken out?
813
01:14:03,146 --> 01:14:05,106
So here's to, uh—
814
01:14:05,190 --> 01:14:06,608
What the hell are you two
supposed to be?
815
01:14:06,691 --> 01:14:08,860
- We're a he/she.
- Oh.
816
01:14:13,365 --> 01:14:14,950
Not bad.
817
01:14:17,702 --> 01:14:18,995
Bad.
818
01:14:35,595 --> 01:14:37,639
Ew, gross.
819
01:14:54,322 --> 01:14:56,741
That's Billy's dad, Mayor Flarin.
820
01:14:58,034 --> 01:15:00,662
Oh, I love trolls, man.
821
01:15:00,745 --> 01:15:02,956
I saw Shrek three times.
822
01:15:03,039 --> 01:15:06,126
Mrs. Flarin, we need
to talk to your son, Billy.
823
01:15:06,209 --> 01:15:10,630
Careful talkin' to birds, Janice.
Their talk is cheep.
824
01:15:10,714 --> 01:15:12,799
Let's cut out the chitchat.
Where's your son?
825
01:15:15,677 --> 01:15:17,595
Alex.
826
01:15:42,454 --> 01:15:44,622
Oh, my God. Mom!
827
01:15:45,665 --> 01:15:48,126
Get out of my way.
828
01:15:48,209 --> 01:15:50,587
I'm coming. Mom.
829
01:15:50,670 --> 01:15:53,089
Damn it, just let me go.
830
01:15:55,675 --> 01:15:58,595
Please, get out of my way!
Let me through!
831
01:16:01,389 --> 01:16:04,059
Mom! Watch it.
832
01:16:25,872 --> 01:16:28,792
Mom! Mom, where are you?
833
01:16:31,711 --> 01:16:34,172
Move out of my way. Move.
834
01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:44,390
Let me through.
835
01:16:44,474 --> 01:16:46,101
Mom!
836
01:16:54,442 --> 01:16:56,152
Does anybody have nails?
837
01:16:59,572 --> 01:17:01,366
Does somebody have nails?
838
01:17:01,449 --> 01:17:03,118
No, I'm sorry.
839
01:17:06,037 --> 01:17:07,664
Shit!
840
01:17:16,756 --> 01:17:20,135
Get me some water.
Get me some water!
841
01:17:23,012 --> 01:17:25,140
Hey, watch it, asshole.
842
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:36,067
Alex?
843
01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:37,527
Alex?
844
01:17:38,570 --> 01:17:40,238
Are you okay?
845
01:17:42,031 --> 01:17:43,992
Take care of her.
846
01:17:44,075 --> 01:17:47,453
Listen, I'll be back.
I'm gonna go get Alex, okay?
847
01:17:47,537 --> 01:17:50,206
Betty, call for help.
Go get help.
848
01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:51,541
Look, look, look, look, look, look!
849
01:17:51,624 --> 01:17:54,919
Satan's ripping out his guts.
I just got extra points for that.
850
01:17:55,003 --> 01:17:56,671
I need the keys to the red SUV.
851
01:17:56,754 --> 01:17:58,423
You need a ticket, love.
852
01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:01,217
Hey, you!
853
01:18:02,302 --> 01:18:03,803
Fuck her.
854
01:18:21,696 --> 01:18:23,531
What's up, my nigga?
855
01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:39,005
All right, who are you?
856
01:18:41,758 --> 01:18:43,176
You better say something,
or I'm gonna blow
857
01:18:43,259 --> 01:18:45,053
your fuckin' head off.
858
01:18:49,515 --> 01:18:50,642
Dad?
859
01:19:41,025 --> 01:19:42,610
I hate you.
860
01:19:45,238 --> 01:19:46,447
Alex!
861
01:19:47,657 --> 01:19:48,866
Alex.
862
01:19:56,374 --> 01:19:58,376
- Did you find him?
- Yeah.
863
01:19:58,459 --> 01:19:59,836
And?
864
01:20:01,212 --> 01:20:03,464
It's my father.
865
01:20:03,548 --> 01:20:04,757
Get in.
866
01:20:07,885 --> 01:20:10,805
What are you talking about?
Did you see his face?
867
01:20:10,847 --> 01:20:13,182
You got the mask off.
868
01:20:13,266 --> 01:20:14,934
- No.
- Then how do you know?
869
01:20:16,936 --> 01:20:19,230
He could've killed me
when he had the chance.
870
01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:20,982
Instead he took the gun,
and he shot his own hand
871
01:20:21,065 --> 01:20:23,693
and then handed it back to me
just to humiliate me,
872
01:20:23,776 --> 01:20:25,987
to show me he can keep on
doing it forever.
873
01:20:32,285 --> 01:20:33,995
Which way did he go?
874
01:20:34,078 --> 01:20:35,747
I don't know, maybe home?
875
01:20:58,853 --> 01:21:00,188
That's our house.
876
01:21:01,314 --> 01:21:02,523
Alex.
877
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,793
Alex?
878
01:21:25,963 --> 01:21:27,215
Give me the gun.
879
01:21:34,305 --> 01:21:35,807
Put your hands up!
880
01:21:37,892 --> 01:21:39,811
Kneel down on the ground!
881
01:21:42,522 --> 01:21:45,650
Kneel down on the ground now!
882
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,287
He's in hell where he belongs.
883
01:22:42,248 --> 01:22:44,333
I'll go home. I'll get Dougie.
884
01:22:44,417 --> 01:22:47,295
We'll pick up my mom and find the police.
885
01:22:53,259 --> 01:22:57,221
And, Alex, don't blame yourself.
886
01:22:58,264 --> 01:23:00,850
The only one to blame is him.
887
01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:21,579
Go away. I'm not answering.
888
01:23:27,710 --> 01:23:31,631
Duh, God could come as a trick-or-treater.
889
01:23:42,642 --> 01:23:45,478
Yes, you came.
890
01:23:45,561 --> 01:23:47,563
Oh, thank you so much.
891
01:23:49,190 --> 01:23:50,483
Come in.
892
01:23:52,401 --> 01:23:55,196
I remember that Satan was afraid
893
01:23:55,279 --> 01:23:57,823
because you can come
as a trick-or-treater,
894
01:23:57,907 --> 01:24:01,077
and you can be wearing a costume
just like he did.
895
01:24:03,454 --> 01:24:07,458
He's not here. He took my mom.
896
01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:10,670
My sister went to get her,
but she didn't come back yet.
897
01:24:13,214 --> 01:24:15,091
You want me to come with you?
898
01:24:24,725 --> 01:24:26,852
Is that real blood?
899
01:24:29,313 --> 01:24:31,315
In real life?
900
01:24:34,110 --> 01:24:35,987
Does God talk?
901
01:24:38,114 --> 01:24:41,075
He doesn't have to, like Satan?
902
01:25:02,221 --> 01:25:03,681
Jenna!
903
01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:07,226
Okay, you go get Satan.
904
01:25:07,310 --> 01:25:09,895
I'll make sure he doesn't get my sister.
905
01:25:15,484 --> 01:25:18,863
Jenna! Jenna!
906
01:25:18,946 --> 01:25:20,281
Dougie.
907
01:25:20,364 --> 01:25:21,616
Jenna!
908
01:25:22,992 --> 01:25:24,493
Jenna.
909
01:25:26,287 --> 01:25:28,039
Didn't I tell you to stay in the house?
910
01:25:28,122 --> 01:25:30,625
Yeah, but God said.
911
01:25:32,251 --> 01:25:33,836
God?
912
01:25:33,919 --> 01:25:37,673
I prayed for him to come
and help us, and he did.
913
01:25:37,757 --> 01:25:39,967
See, here's his blood.
914
01:25:45,389 --> 01:25:47,016
Get in, quick.
915
01:25:58,986 --> 01:26:00,279
Let's see.
916
01:26:01,656 --> 01:26:04,367
Okay, Dougie, are you telling me
the truth, or did you touch Daddy?
917
01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:06,869
No, I swear I didn't touch him.
918
01:26:06,952 --> 01:26:08,454
Then whose blood is this?
919
01:26:08,537 --> 01:26:11,749
I told you, it's God's.
920
01:26:11,832 --> 01:26:14,669
Okay, who was he,
and what did he look like?
921
01:26:14,752 --> 01:26:18,506
You know, Jesus. He's wearing a costume.
922
01:26:18,589 --> 01:26:21,550
But I know he was real,
'cause he had real blood.
923
01:26:27,056 --> 01:26:29,016
Was he bleeding from his hand?
924
01:26:33,104 --> 01:26:36,273
When you were trick-or-treating,
did Satan kill Alex's father?
925
01:26:38,567 --> 01:26:42,488
When we were trick-or-treating,
he threw a guy out a window.
926
01:26:42,571 --> 01:26:44,782
Was it a big brick house?
927
01:26:50,162 --> 01:26:52,790
That man was Alex's father.
928
01:26:56,085 --> 01:26:57,586
And Jesus is Satan.
929
01:27:03,968 --> 01:27:05,469
Mom!
930
01:27:08,723 --> 01:27:11,308
It was so horrible.
931
01:27:11,392 --> 01:27:14,228
He poisoned the punch.
932
01:27:14,311 --> 01:27:16,021
It's so... it's so horrible.
933
01:27:16,105 --> 01:27:18,858
It's okay.
934
01:27:18,941 --> 01:27:20,317
It's okay.
935
01:27:23,028 --> 01:27:25,364
So he hasn't come back.
936
01:27:25,448 --> 01:27:27,283
- He's gone.
- Where is he?
937
01:27:27,366 --> 01:27:30,453
He's gone, okay?
He's gone.
938
01:27:34,665 --> 01:27:36,041
Oh, God.
939
01:27:39,545 --> 01:27:41,589
But why?
940
01:27:41,672 --> 01:27:44,550
Why? Why us?
941
01:27:44,633 --> 01:27:47,011
If it isn't Alex, then who is it?
942
01:27:49,472 --> 01:27:52,141
Oh, God. Alex.
943
01:27:52,224 --> 01:27:54,268
He thinks that maniac is dead.
944
01:27:59,732 --> 01:28:01,233
It's okay.
945
01:28:01,317 --> 01:28:02,860
Aah!
946
01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:00,501
Alex.
947
01:29:02,169 --> 01:29:03,546
Fuck!
948
01:29:06,757 --> 01:29:08,300
There's no answer. I gotta go.
949
01:29:08,384 --> 01:29:09,802
No, you are not going out there.
950
01:29:09,885 --> 01:29:12,429
- I have to.
- No.
951
01:29:12,513 --> 01:29:14,265
Fran Anderson called the
Bay Shore police.
952
01:29:14,348 --> 01:29:16,475
A helicopter will be
coming here any minute now.
953
01:29:16,559 --> 01:29:17,726
I don't care.
954
01:29:17,810 --> 01:29:20,437
No, I have just lost a husband.
955
01:29:20,521 --> 01:29:22,398
I am not going to lose you.
956
01:29:25,526 --> 01:29:28,779
Don't go out there. He'll kill you.
957
01:29:34,326 --> 01:29:36,161
Okay.
958
01:29:56,765 --> 01:29:58,058
Ahh.
959
01:30:00,561 --> 01:30:02,730
I think it's down in the basement.
960
01:30:02,813 --> 01:30:05,149
You—
961
01:30:05,232 --> 01:30:07,109
It's Satan.
962
01:30:07,192 --> 01:30:09,153
That's how he gets back to hell.
963
01:31:16,553 --> 01:31:19,014
- Just let him go back to hell!
- Shh!
964
01:31:20,432 --> 01:31:22,142
He killed Daddy.
965
01:31:24,061 --> 01:31:27,439
His ass is fucking grass.
966
01:32:05,394 --> 01:32:06,687
Pick it up.
967
01:32:41,221 --> 01:32:42,598
Shh, Shh.
968
01:33:06,997 --> 01:33:08,082
Ahhh!
969
01:33:10,501 --> 01:33:11,668
It's him!
970
01:33:11,752 --> 01:33:13,420
Ahhh!
971
01:33:19,051 --> 01:33:20,427
Ahhh!
972
01:33:26,433 --> 01:33:27,684
Ahhh!
973
01:33:45,494 --> 01:33:48,455
- Okay.
- Okay.
974
01:34:18,235 --> 01:34:21,196
Oh, God. Alex.
975
01:34:23,073 --> 01:34:27,327
Alex, no. Alex.
976
01:34:28,954 --> 01:34:31,039
Mom! The helicopter.
977
01:34:31,123 --> 01:34:32,958
I'm gonna go out and get it.
978
01:34:33,041 --> 01:34:34,960
Dougie, you stay where you are.
979
01:34:35,043 --> 01:34:36,461
Alex!
980
01:34:37,921 --> 01:34:39,047
Dougie!
981
01:34:43,177 --> 01:34:46,805
Wait, come back. He's still getting us.
982
01:34:52,895 --> 01:34:55,272
Come on! He's still getting us.
983
01:34:57,149 --> 01:34:58,483
Come back.
984
01:35:07,868 --> 01:35:10,996
Hello, helicopter, could you hear me?
985
01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:16,043
This is Douglas Whooly. Turn around.
Come and save us.
986
01:35:16,126 --> 01:35:19,504
We live at 66 Helen Street. Come fast.
987
01:35:20,672 --> 01:35:22,049
And over and out.
988
01:35:24,426 --> 01:35:25,886
You heard me?
989
01:35:28,055 --> 01:35:29,264
Great.
990
01:35:33,685 --> 01:35:34,895
Come on.
991
01:35:46,740 --> 01:35:48,617
Mom! Mom, come on up.
992
01:35:48,700 --> 01:35:50,953
The police are here. We're safe.
993
01:35:52,537 --> 01:35:55,582
Come on. Come on, snap out of it.
994
01:35:55,666 --> 01:35:57,251
Come on.
995
01:36:10,138 --> 01:36:13,392
Oh, thank God.
996
01:36:13,475 --> 01:36:15,018
Come in.
997
01:36:49,136 --> 01:36:53,223
Mom,
why doesn't he say something?
998
01:36:54,308 --> 01:36:56,643
He's afraid Satan will hear him.68594
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