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SPAB:
Some people might think
the moral of my story is,
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"In this fucked-up world,
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"even a simple thing
like buying a six-pack
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"can be harmful
to your health."
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But I don't know about that.
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What I do know is that
instead of getting our beer,
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Joe and me got some
fucked-up terrorists
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sticking a video camera in
our faces for 36 days and
36 nights.
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What we didn't know
was that everybody in
America was watching.
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[DOOR CLOSING]
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[TV TURNS ON]
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Hi there. Cliff Spab,
as seen on TV.
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I'm Wendy Pfister.
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Welcome to our humble home.
Come on in, take a seat.
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We got apple pie in the oven,
and me and Joe are playing
crazy eights.
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Hey, we can deal
you in if you want.
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I like go fish.
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SPAB: Wendy,
what's for dinner?
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Um, there's some
Casa Blanca, um,
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red-hot bean and
beef burritos and...
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[SPAB COUGHS]
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And some Pringles,
some cupcakes and
a bag of gumnuts and...
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No, you ate the
last bag of gumnuts.
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[SPAB COUGHING]
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No, I didn't.
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You ate the
last bag of gumnuts.
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No, I didn't, Joe!
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All right, you two,
cut it out!
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No, I didn't!
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You fucking bitch,
you ate the last bag
of fucking gumnuts!
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I'm not
a fucking bitch,
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I'm sick of you calling me
a fucking bitch!
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Wendy, Wendy, Wendy!
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I'm sick of it!
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Let the dog in. Joe,
you take out the trash!
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Fuck the dog!
Fuck the trash!
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No more backtalk
from you, young man,
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or you can
forget dessert!
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Jesus Christ!
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When I was a young boy,
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I wouldn't even think
of talking the way
you kids do.
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This is my house.
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Hey, since when
is this your house?
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This just isn't my house,
it's my own fucking country!
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I think
I want an exit visa.
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Yeah, well,
so fucking what, Wendy?
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I'm sorry.
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Wendy.
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Wendy.
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Spab.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Wendy.
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Spab.
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Hey, Wendy, Spab?
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How about another beer?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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That's the last one, Joe.
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Well, we'll just
have to get some more, then.
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No, I mean, really,
that's the last one.
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Fuck.
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Guess it's showtime!
How you boys doing?
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JOE: How are they
ever doing?
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WENDY: Joe.
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Get that fucking camera
off me! Get the fuck off!
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SPAB: Yeah,
get it over here,
man, right here!
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I got a treat for you boys.
This is for the folks
back home!
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You ready to see
my really photogenic side?
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Well, here it is.
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JOE: Give me the gun!
Motherfucker!
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[JESUS CHRIST POSEPLAYING]
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♪ And you stare at me
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♪ In your Jesus Christ pose
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♪ Arms held out
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♪ Like you've been
carrying a load
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♪ And you swear to me
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♪ You don't want to be
my slave
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♪ But you're staring at me
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♪ Like I
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♪ Like I need to be saved
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♪ Saved
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♪ Like I need to be saved
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♪ Saved
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♪ In your Jesus Christ pose
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♪ In your Jesus Christ pose
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MALE NEWSCASTER: The Fun Stop
hostage crisis is over.
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For 36 days,
American television
was forced to broadcast
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uncensored video tapes
of five individuals
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held by a terrorist group,
Split Image.
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If the uncensored tapes
weren't aired, all five
hostages would die.
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A threat Split Image
made good
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with the
brutal killings of
Kim Martin and Milt Morris.
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And so, every night
on prime-time television,
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we watched with agonized
fascination as the hostages,
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five ordinary Americans,
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were transformed from
convenience-store shoppers
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into national heroes.
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What the ultimate goal of
Split Image was, we may
never know.
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Any further insight
may have to await
the recovery
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of the young man we came
to know so well, Cliff Spab.
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At this moment,
young Mr. Spab
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is in a tightly guarded
hospital room,
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recovering from
the bullet wound
he suffered
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while risking his own life
to save the only other
surviving hostage,
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Wendy Pfister.
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We hope to
have Cliff as our guest
as soon as his health permits.
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How are you, Cliff?
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How the hell
does he look?
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Listen, kid,
you think you're up
to a press conference?
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Cliff, the President
wants to give you a medal.
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The President.We're talking big time.
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At the White House.
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Yes, sir, we finally
hit the jackpot!
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In the Rose Garden.
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Look, kid, all that stuff
I said about you being
a loser?
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Well, forget it.
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Cliff, your father has
something very exciting
he wants to tell you.
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Go ahead, Bob, tell him.
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Well, Son, it's just that
your mom and me, we...
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Just spit it out, Bob!
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They're making
a TV movie all about you.
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The Cliff Spab Story,
just the way it happened.
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Actually, they're making
three TV movies.
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But our version
is the authorized one.
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The real McCoy.
And check this out.
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I know how you feel.
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You don't have to talk
if you don't want to.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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Sometimes it feels
better to talk about it.
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Of course, sometimes,
it feels better not
to talk about it.
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Agent Parsley.
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FBI.
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You might have fooled
the rest of the world,
but you don't fool me.
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I'm betting you were
in on this little stunt.
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You're nothing but
a foul-mouthed, lazy,
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good-for-nothing,
little prick hoodlum.
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And the world would best be
rid of you.
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The dark side
of the Pepsi generation.
That is you, all the way.
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They're offering you
$1 million.
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We're talking seven figures.
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That is a lot of money.
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We loved the way
you handled yourself
on that TV special.
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Very smooth.
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He doesn't know
about the TV special.
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You don't know
about the TV special?
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Cliff, you had
your own TV special.
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Don't worry about it, Cliff.
You were sensational!
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The best!
Highest TVQ ever.
Better than a real star.
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The Cliff Spab Special.
It got a 30 share.
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Even better than
The Wendy Special.
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Ultimately, it's
really up to me.
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I haven't really
found anybody
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that can really help me out.
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It's hard,
because I don't think
people really understand
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what I'm all about.
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You think there'll be a time
when you will want to look
to the future,
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and you will want
to start to look,
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see if things are gonna be
brighter for you?
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I really don't know.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello.
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Hello?
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[PHONE CLICKS]
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[CLANGING]
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WENDY:
Don't touch me!
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[SCREAMING]
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What are you doing?
Leave me alone! Help!
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[YELLING]
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Just take the money!
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You don't have to hurt him!
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Fuck you,
you fucking fuckheads!
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Hey, Clifford!
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[SIGHS]
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How you doing, guy?
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Rocking!
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And there's more
where that came from, bro.
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Best news I've had.
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Let's get outta here. Yeah, let's go.
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I want you to call me
if you need to talk.
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And Cliff,
watch your language. Yeah.
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Who the hell is that?
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Beats the fuck out of me.
Hey, Scott, great shirt.
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[REPORTERS YELLING]
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REPORTER 1:
Have you spoken to Wendy?
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REPORTER 2:
How is Wendy?
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[ALL TALKING]
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She took my beer.
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REPORTER 3:
How are you feeling?
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Cliff, can you tell us
how your family feels?
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How do you feel?
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I don't know.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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James, let's motor!
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[SIGHS]
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Ah, fuck!
What's the deal, man?
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What the fuck
is going on here?
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Well, get used to it.
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These assholes
been dogging us for weeks.
You're a fucking hero now.
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What the fuck's that thing?
Does that thing open up
over there?
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Yeah, that's
a fucking bar, man.
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Oh, in-fucking-credible,
baby!
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Got your coffee.
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Ah!
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Listen, Clifford,
there's gonna be some
people back at the house.
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Some kind of reception
kinda shit.
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Ah! Limousine, Primo beer.
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Can't beat it.
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Hey, Scott. Yeah?
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Let's go to The Boy.
James?
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BOTH: To The Boy!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Hey, Spab,
we saw you on TV, man.
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You were great!
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STAN: Really fucking cool!
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Stan, hi.
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Hey, anything you guys want,
on the house, right?
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Hey, yo,
check it out!
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No shit, 36 cents?
That's kind of cheap, Stan.
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It's symbolic, okay? 36.
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36 days in the Fun Stop.
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[WHISTLING]
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Pretty fucking clever, Stan.
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Well, I just came to
pick up my paycheck.
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STAN:
Oh, sure thing, Cliff.
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I guess you were
a little busy, huh?
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Ooh! Lookie here.
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Where's Joe, Stan?
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Well, you're
Worker of the Month.
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Well, I think Joe should
be up here, too, don't you?
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Yeah, well, Joe's dead.
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All right,
we gotta go, Cliff.
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Where the fuck is Joe, Stan?
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You know he should
fucking be up there.
You know that.
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No can do.
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Hey, Stan,
you still spitting in
the burgers in this joint?
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Very funny.
You were always a joker.
Hey, welcome back, Spab!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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I'm Wendy Pfister. I'm 17.
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I live in Ozell Park
with my mom.
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And I go to Ozell Park High.
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I just want
my wife to know
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I'm fine.
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These people
don't frighten me.
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They are nothing.
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Nothing.
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My name is Kim Martin.
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I was
working in this Fun Stop
when these people rushed in.
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I live in Royal Oak.
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I have a...
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I have a husband and a son.
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If you can hear me,
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I love you so much.
252
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Just keep on praying that
this will all be over
really soon.
253
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,964
Get that
fucking camera off me.
254
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,886
GUNMAN:
Say something.
255
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,845
Get him
the fuck outta here.
256
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,720
Hi, my name
is Rick Forsythe.
257
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,374
I live in Silver Pond
with my parents,
258
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,898
George and
Edna Forsythe,
and my sister, Suzanne.
259
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,683
I'm president
of the debate team
260
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,294
and captain
of my baseball team
over at Silver Pond High.
261
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,340
I have a dog named Rusty.
262
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,907
And my hobbies
include coin collecting
and dry-fucking cheerleaders.
263
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,480
He's here!
264
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,873
[ALL CHEERING]
265
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,673
You staying there?
Come on, I'll get you up here.
Let's go, let's go!
266
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,545
[CROWD CLAMORING]
267
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,293
[YELLING]
268
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,935
[ALL CHEERING]
269
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:50,721
On behalf of the city
of Madison Heights,
I proclaim today,
270
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:53,159
Cliff Spab day!
271
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,725
[CROWD CHEERING]
272
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:01,428
And I'm pleased as punch
to present you with the key
273
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,517
to our
magnificent metropolis.
274
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,562
[CROWD CHEERING]
275
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,390
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
276
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,870
Who the fuck are you?
277
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,480
[CROWD LAUGHS]
278
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,568
I'm the mayor.
279
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,919
Right.
280
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,965
Wow, thank you.
It's a mighty big
fucking key, huh?
281
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,272
[CROWD WHOOPING]
282
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,883
Mr. Spab, Mr. Spab.
Have you seen Wendy Pfister?
283
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,711
No, I haven't.
284
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,147
Can you
describe the events
that led to your freedom?
285
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,583
No, I can't.
286
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,629
You saved her life.
Are you in love with her?
287
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,153
Ah, that's none of
your business now,
sweetheart, is it?
288
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,721
MALE REPORTER:
Any comment on the
death of Joe Dice?
289
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,336
Every one of you assholes
get the fuck out of here now!
290
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:46,081
Get these people off
my goddamn porch, huh.
291
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,430
Jesus!
292
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,040
What do we got here?
293
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,304
Mr... Whoa!
294
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:55,308
Tomorrow morning
you get your ass
down to my office.
295
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,789
We're gonna
have a little chat about
your Split Image friends.
296
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,357
They weren't my friends.
297
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,837
Would you get your
fucking hands off me?
298
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,447
Back off, guy, huh?
299
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,759
MRS. SPAB: Cliff?
Cliff, come in here.
300
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,456
One, two, three.
301
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,459
ALL:
Welcome home, Clifford!
302
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:20,246
Cliff, your aunt Jessica,
Derrick and Sylvie drove
in from upstate,
303
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:23,292
and your uncle Jerry and
cousin Dave, they took
the bus.
304
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:26,165
All right. Hey, there,
hi, how are you doing?
305
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:28,776
Wow.
306
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,212
MRS. SPAB: Cliff?
307
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,127
MR. SPAB: Cliff.
308
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,304
MRS. SPAB:
Clifford, honey,
I cleaned your room.
309
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,092
What the hell
happened here?
310
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,746
Mom.
311
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,749
Fuck this shit!
Give me a beer, Scott.
312
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,448
Oh, baby.
313
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:49,927
Oh, baby.
314
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:51,712
Mmm!
315
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,673
Mmm!
316
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,287
So what are you gonna do now?
317
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,898
Sing a song.
318
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:07,771
♪ Fucker boy, I spy
319
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:11,210
♪ Walking down the road
320
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,474
♪ Fucker boy, I spy
321
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,607
♪ Walking down the road
322
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:21,132
♪ Fucker boy, I spy
323
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,960
♪ Walking down
324
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,790
♪ Walking down the road
325
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,447
That sucks, man.
326
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,883
Yeah, you're right.
327
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,887
I've been craving this
for so fucking long, man.
328
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,891
[SHOUTING]
329
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,415
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
330
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,853
[BOTH GRUNTING]
331
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,561
[BOTH SHOUTING]
332
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,578
[SCREAMING]
333
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,889
[SCREAMING]
334
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,502
[SCREAMING]
335
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,595
[BANGING ON DOOR]
336
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,426
Turn that damn thing down!
337
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,429
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
338
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,304
You guys
out of your
fucking minds?
339
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,305
Uh...
340
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:49,873
Yeah.
341
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,614
You're a real
comedian, Cliff.
342
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,050
Well, I don't think
this is very funny.
343
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,836
I do.
344
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:59,056
Now you listen to me, Cliff.
There's a lot of money
at stake here.
345
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,015
I don't care if you
fuck up your own life,
346
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:03,670
but don't you fuck it
up for your mom and me.
347
00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:06,412
She's gonna be really pissed
when she sees what you've
done to this room.
348
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,109
Dad, I just want to
know one thing, okay?
349
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:09,719
Who invited
the fucking marching band?
350
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,895
You watch your mouth!
351
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,855
Your mom and I are embarrassed
as hell about the language
you used on TV.
352
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:17,901
Yeah, I bet you'd have
been really embarrassed
if they blew my head off, huh?
353
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,338
Yeah?
354
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,861
Well, you ain't
leaving this house
355
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,558
until you give
a press conference.
356
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:24,908
Oh, gee, Dad.
357
00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:28,129
Well, I think I know how
to stay in confined areas
for long periods of time, guy.
358
00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:30,566
Shut up, Scott!
You little twerp.
359
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,570
A press conference will not
kill you.
360
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:36,093
Well, Joe thought
running into the Fun Stop
361
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:38,313
to buy some beer wouldn't
kill him either, Dad.
362
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:41,447
Don't fuck with me, Cliff.
363
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,321
And clean up
this fucking room.
364
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,152
Home sweet home.
365
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:53,981
SPAB: Hey, Wendy.
366
00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:56,157
WENDY: Spab.
367
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:56,940
Wendy.
368
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,420
Spab.
369
00:22:58,899 --> 00:22:59,900
Wendy.
370
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,989
Spab.
371
00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:04,078
Let's sing a duet,
shall we?
372
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,037
[SPAB HUMMING]
373
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:13,696
♪ As long as
we got each other
374
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,917
[HUMMING]
375
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:21,400
♪ We got the world
spinnin' right in our hands
376
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:25,055
♪ Baby, you and me
377
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,319
♪ We gotta be
378
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:33,150
♪ The luckiest dreamers
379
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:37,198
BOTH:
♪ Who never quit dreamin'
380
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:41,115
♪ As long as
we keep on givin'
381
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:47,817
♪ We can take anything
that comes our way
382
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,255
♪ Baby, rain or shine
383
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:54,650
♪ All the time
384
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:58,741
♪ We got each other
385
00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:02,005
♪ Sharing the laughter
and love ♪
386
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:05,226
Come here.
387
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,754
[CRYING]
388
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:18,326
I want to go home.
389
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:30,425
SPAB:
What's the deal?
390
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,079
MONICA:
What do you think
the deal is, Spab?
391
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:33,297
Do you want
to take a bath?
392
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:36,170
Fuck you, Spab.
393
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:38,433
My brother's dead
and all you can say is,
"You want to take a bath?"
394
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,740
Monica, I'm coming over.
395
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:42,524
Spab, you asshole.
396
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:43,830
[PHONE CLICKING]
397
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:18,865
SPAB:
I was a year old
when Joe was born.
398
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:21,389
And for the next 19 years,
399
00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:23,826
we lived next door
to each other in
Madison Heights.
400
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,698
Went to the same schools,
401
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,221
worked at the same
goddamn Burger Boy.
402
00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:30,920
Spent countless hours
drinking Bullseye
403
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,618
and getting fucked up
on cheap pot.
404
00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:36,317
And now Joe's dead.
405
00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:39,712
What a fucking waste.
406
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,293
I've gone nuts, Monica.
407
00:25:57,991 --> 00:25:59,906
I mean, I thought
it was crazy in there.
408
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:03,126
But out here...
409
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:04,563
Out here
it's fucking insane.
410
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:07,391
Yeah, so?
411
00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:10,394
Fuck being
drunk or stoned.
412
00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,833
In that goddamn store,
we were nuts.
413
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,530
Even Wendy?
414
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,316
Yeah, even Wendy,
she was nuts.
415
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,281
So, did you fuck her?
416
00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:28,891
Who? Who, Wendy?
417
00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:30,850
[LAUGHING]
418
00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,286
Wendy Pfister?
419
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:35,594
I didn't even know
the girl, you know,
420
00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,987
before all this shit
went down.
421
00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:41,077
She was
just in the wrong place
at the wrong time, you know.
422
00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:44,777
Oh, you're good, Spab,
you're really good.
423
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:48,084
I'd say I know you,
but every now and then
you leave me guessing.
424
00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:51,784
Did Joe fuck her?
425
00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:53,350
Well, what
do you think?
426
00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:59,661
Spab, you asshole,
you like her, don't you?
427
00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:01,054
Christ, I can tell.
428
00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:02,795
What have you got
against Wendy Pfister?
429
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,535
I mean, she's
a really nice girl.
430
00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:11,151
Oh, I don't know, maybe
her little Miss Teen USA act.
431
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,719
Monica, you could do exactly
what she's doing and
get away with it,
432
00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:15,982
and never feel guilty
about it if you wanted to.
433
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,984
Maybe, but who'd want to?
434
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,291
Monica, you fucking taco,
I know you.
435
00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:26,470
Take your bath, Spab.
436
00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:38,787
You need one.
437
00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:03,246
WENDY: No!
438
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:05,771
MAN: No!
439
00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:08,382
[GUN FIRING]
440
00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:10,906
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
441
00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:26,879
What's the deal, Monica?
442
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:30,665
What do you think
the deal is?
443
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,671
All right,
come on in.
444
00:28:50,598 --> 00:28:52,295
MONICA:
It's pretty pathetic, huh?
445
00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:56,169
Yeah, you ought
to see my room.
446
00:28:57,170 --> 00:29:00,086
Fuck your room!
You ain't dead.
447
00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:03,437
[MONICA CRYING]
448
00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,746
They forgot about Joe
449
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,183
the minute
they had you to honor
and praise and interview.
450
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:14,361
Oh, yeah,
well, like they won't
forget about me, Monica.
451
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:18,887
I'm not saying
it's your fault, Spab.
452
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,719
I'm just saying they were
never all that interested
in Joe, anyway.
453
00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:30,812
Joe wasn't funny enough.
Joe wasn't interesting enough.
454
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:33,510
He never came up with
all the good lines
you did.
455
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:37,427
Don't you get it, Spab?
456
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:44,347
You were the guy
that everybody wanted
to know everything about.
457
00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:46,654
Not my brother.
458
00:29:47,742 --> 00:29:49,222
Well, fuck everybody.
459
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:50,832
Yeah, well,
tell them that,
460
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,008
and it's just another
fucking headline.
461
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,708
Oh, God, I'm drunk.
462
00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:05,673
What time is it, anyway?
463
00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,025
I don't know. 1:30?
464
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,070
Yeah.
465
00:30:12,201 --> 00:30:13,986
Oh, God, Spab, I'm sorry.
466
00:30:16,945 --> 00:30:18,381
Don't be sorry.
467
00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,821
I've been drunk since May 2nd.
It's no big deal.
468
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,387
Yeah.
469
00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:26,825
But you know me.
I'm usually in control.
470
00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:41,578
Monica?
471
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,541
What's the deal?
472
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:48,803
Oh, Jesus, Spab!
473
00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,284
You fucking asshole.
474
00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:57,638
♪ When I was a teenage whore
475
00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,249
♪ My mother asked me
476
00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:03,949
♪ She said, baby, what more?
477
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:07,822
♪ I give you plenty
What do you want more?
478
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:12,871
♪ Baby, why are you
a teenage whore?
479
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:17,745
♪ I said, I feel so all alone
480
00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:21,923
♪ And I wish I could die
481
00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:27,537
♪ See the things
you put me through
482
00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,191
♪ And I
483
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:33,413
♪ I wish I could die
484
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:37,547
♪ When I was a teenage whore
485
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:43,945
♪ The rain came down
like it never did before
486
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:47,775
♪ I pay good money
not to be ignored
487
00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:54,129
♪ Then why am I
a teenage whore?
488
00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:59,221
♪ I've seen your repulsion
and it looks
489
00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:01,397
♪ Real good on you
490
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,838
♪ Tonight I want
to put you through
491
00:32:09,188 --> 00:32:12,931
♪ What you put me through
492
00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:17,239
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
493
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:18,762
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
494
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,549
[ALL SHOUTING]
495
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,248
[TIRES SCREECHING]
496
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,214
So, how long are
you gonna be gone?
497
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,216
Well, you know me, honey.
498
00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:39,609
Rocking and rolling,
499
00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,394
taking care of business,
sweet thing.
500
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:43,004
Yup, I know
what you mean.
501
00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:45,137
Kind of running with life,
your back to the wind.
502
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,616
Yeah, yeah,
you know what I'm saying.
503
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,401
I know it, I know it. Yeah.
504
00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:50,881
And don't call me
"sweet thing,"
you fucking asshole.
505
00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:51,970
[TIRES SCREECHING]
506
00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:06,767
Thanks for the lift.
507
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,073
Is that what you call it?
508
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,472
Here, this might
help out some.
509
00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:19,562
Whoa! You didn't have to
do that.
510
00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:22,174
Ever heard of
Friends of the Hostages?
511
00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:25,873
People we don't even know have
been sending us money for
weeks now.
512
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,570
Call if you want more.
513
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:30,008
What if I don't want more,
but I want to call?
514
00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:32,575
Like I said,
call if you want more.
515
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:36,014
[ENGINE STARTS]
516
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,667
Good luck being nobody!
517
00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:40,757
[TIRES SCREECHING]
518
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:47,938
[HUMMING MELODY]
519
00:33:54,423 --> 00:33:55,903
Holy shit, man,
it's Spab!
520
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,819
Oh, shit!
521
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:02,083
Hey, Spab, I'm not a fuckup.
I just play one in real life.
522
00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:05,391
Whoa! Hey,
what's the deal, guys?
523
00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,654
Hey, you want to
puff this fatty, man?
524
00:34:07,697 --> 00:34:09,047
Um, thank you, boys.
525
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,526
JOHNNY: Oh, wow!
526
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:12,876
Fucking Spab,
fucking psychedelic!
527
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,749
Wow, man, I'm Al.
I'm Al, this is Johnny!
528
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:16,880
Cliff.
529
00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:18,099
[BOTH LAUGHING]
530
00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:19,318
You look fatter on TV, man.
531
00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:21,146
[LAUGHING]
532
00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:22,843
I can't believe
I'm standing here,
talking to Cliff Spab!
533
00:34:22,886 --> 00:34:24,018
[LAUGHING]
534
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,237
Well, ask him something!
535
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,629
Like what, man?
536
00:34:26,673 --> 00:34:28,544
I don't know,
ask him about his arm.
537
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:29,850
What happened to his arm?
538
00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:32,113
Oh, he got shot, you dufus.
539
00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:33,897
Fuck! In the arm?
540
00:34:33,941 --> 00:34:35,421
No, no,
in the shoulder, man.
541
00:34:35,464 --> 00:34:36,596
JOHNNY:
Well, did it hurt?
542
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:37,727
Yeah, it fucking hurt.
543
00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:38,902
Yeah.
544
00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:40,339
Oh, man,
that must've sucked.
545
00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:41,862
[LAUGHING]
546
00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,559
So, how's Joe, man?
547
00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,171
Oh, wow!
548
00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:47,650
Fuck, man.
549
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:48,782
I'm sorry, man.
550
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:52,133
I forgot,
Joe's dead, bro!
551
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,308
I'm sorry.
552
00:34:53,352 --> 00:34:55,005
It's all right, man.
553
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,182
[GRUNTS]
554
00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,662
[ALL LAUGHING]
555
00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:04,232
Oh, yeah.
556
00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:05,407
[HORN HONKING]
557
00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:07,148
Whoa! Well,
that's my ride.
558
00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:09,237
Where you going?
559
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,935
[LAUGHING]
560
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:14,764
Well, well, well. If it
isn't Rick fucking Forsythe.
561
00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:17,202
Hey, Morrow,
you fucking asshole.
562
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:18,420
How's the cheerleaders, Rick?
563
00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:19,552
[GRUNTING]
564
00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:21,336
Hey, Spab,
you coming back?
565
00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:22,859
Never.
566
00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:26,254
Ah, kids today,
let me tell you.
567
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,038
[WHISTLING]
568
00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:29,127
Onward!
569
00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:34,044
♪ You make me sick
570
00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:37,222
♪ You make me sick
571
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,574
[SNICKERING]
572
00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:44,229
Shit, that was Spab.
573
00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:46,709
Shit, man,
he took our joint!
574
00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:49,886
You have our joint!
575
00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:51,584
BOTH: Whoo! Whoo!
576
00:35:51,627 --> 00:35:54,848
I rolled that!
I rolled it myself!
577
00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:56,110
[SHOUTING]
578
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:05,206
Yeah!
579
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,990
Who was that,
your fan club?
580
00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:09,689
Ah, that was Joe and me
three years ago, man.
581
00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:12,735
So how does it
feel to be famous?
582
00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:15,956
Oh, it feels angry, man.
583
00:36:15,999 --> 00:36:18,741
[BOTH LAUGH]
584
00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:21,091
MALE TV HOST:
Ladies and gentlemen,
the curiosity about Cliff Spab
585
00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:22,876
throughout the country
has been overwhelming.
586
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,965
He's now bordering
on cult status.
587
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:27,010
Uh, hang on.
Yes, ma'am, right here.
588
00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:30,057
What's Cliff Spab
really like?
589
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,190
Exactly like
he was on those tapes.
590
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:36,150
God! Reality programming
gives reality a bad
fucking name.
591
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,021
HOST: ...followed this case.
What do you think?
592
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:41,503
He's a lazy, foul-mouthed,
uneducated drug addict.
593
00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:43,157
[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS]
594
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,376
[LAUGHING]
595
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:46,334
This guy's funny.
596
00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:49,163
Wendy, you met Cliff Spab
at the Fun Stop.
597
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,731
He's from working-class
Madison Heights.
598
00:36:51,774 --> 00:36:54,995
You're from the
wealthy suburb
of Ozell Park.
599
00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:58,433
Bottom line, you and Cliff
are very different people,
aren't you?
600
00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:00,566
In what ways?
601
00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,524
I really don't think
we're all that different.
602
00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:05,266
[LAUGHING]
Wendy looks good!
603
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,354
Mmm-hmm.
604
00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:08,138
I'd do her.
605
00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:10,445
But you're
perceived differently.
606
00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:13,143
Well, that's what this is
all about anyway, isn't it?
607
00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:15,929
Perceptions.
608
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:17,800
I mean, I don't think people
know Spab any more than they
know me.
609
00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:19,454
Did you fuck her?
610
00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:21,108
I mean, with the handcuffs
and everything?
611
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,153
All right, shut the fuck up,
Morrow.
612
00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:24,851
WENDY: They may think
they know the two of us,
613
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:26,679
but they don't
know us at all.
614
00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,246
HOST: Okay, Wendy,
I gotta ask you this.
615
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,204
Where is Cliff Spab?
616
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,946
I know! I know! I know! Here!
617
00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:35,862
HOST: Indeed, all of
America is wondering,
where is Cliff Spab?
618
00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:39,779
Where can he be?
Is he on the road or
has foul play befallen him?
619
00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:41,476
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
620
00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:45,437
Hang on. Hang on.
621
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,831
If I was Wendy
and I knew where Spab is,
I would never tell anybody.
622
00:37:52,705 --> 00:37:53,967
Wendy?
623
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,796
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
624
00:37:58,885 --> 00:38:02,018
Initially no network
would air the hostage tapes.
625
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:05,021
But after
the cold-blooded
executions of hostages
626
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:08,329
Kim Martin and Milt Morris,
the networks had no choice.
627
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,549
And all over the world,
every night,
628
00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:14,509
Cliff Spab and Wendy Pfister
became part of our lives.
629
00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:18,731
Thursday, June 17th.
Viewer discretion is advised.
630
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:22,343
[DISTORTED VOICE]
631
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:24,911
[BEEPING]
632
00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:27,827
KIM:
Will you cut it out?
I can't take it anymore!
633
00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,263
GUNWOMAN:
All right, listen up.
634
00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:34,355
There've been
some developments.
We're gonna let one of you go.
635
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:37,184
All right! I just want
to say, on my own behalf,
636
00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:39,360
how great
it's been hanging out
with you guys. Wonderful.
637
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:41,188
GUNWOMAN: Who wants to
let this guy go?
Sit down...
638
00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:42,711
[BEEPING]
639
00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:44,887
SPAB:
Watch the language, please!
640
00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:48,064
MAN:
Why don't you let her go?
641
00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:49,892
GUNWOMAN:
How many for her?
642
00:38:49,936 --> 00:38:51,372
SPAB:
Get her out of here, man.
643
00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:52,460
[CRYING]
644
00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:53,896
Oh, thank God!
645
00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:58,379
KIM: I'll pray for you.
646
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,468
I'll pray for
all of you guys.
647
00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:01,861
[SOBBING]
648
00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:05,473
Yeah, we're gonna
miss you, Kim!
649
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:06,344
It ain't gonna be
the same without you!
650
00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:07,693
[GUN FIRING]
651
00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:21,750
[CRYING]
652
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,125
Let's get out of here, man.
653
00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:55,654
Crestridge?
654
00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:57,482
What are you taking me
here for, man?
655
00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:58,961
I don't want
to see anybody.
656
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,051
[CREEPPLAYING]
657
00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:03,662
♪ When you were here before
658
00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:05,968
Don't worry, guy,
your 15 minutes
are almost up.
659
00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,450
♪ Couldn't look you in the eye
660
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,934
♪ You're just like an angel
661
00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:19,808
♪ Your skin makes me cry
662
00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:23,986
Morrow, what's the deal?
663
00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:25,553
♪ You float like a feather
664
00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,816
What's the deal?
665
00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:29,905
♪ In a beautiful world
666
00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:31,777
You mean,
what am I sure of?
667
00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:36,042
The one thing I'm sure of
is that everything is unsure.
668
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:38,610
Uh-huh.
669
00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:41,177
♪ You're so fuckin' special
670
00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,878
♪ But I'm a creep
671
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:52,058
♪ I'm a weirdo
672
00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:56,671
♪ What the hell
am I doing here
673
00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:02,068
♪ I don't belong here
674
00:41:04,418 --> 00:41:06,551
♪ I don't care if it hurts
675
00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:11,860
♪ I want to have control
676
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:18,432
♪ I want a perfect body
677
00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:23,219
♪ I want a perfect soul
678
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:29,051
♪ I want you to notice
679
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:33,012
♪ When I'm not around
680
00:41:35,928 --> 00:41:38,887
♪ You're so fuckin' special
681
00:41:40,846 --> 00:41:43,631
♪ I wish I was special
682
00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:48,244
♪ But I'm a creep
683
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:54,903
♪ I'm a weirdo
684
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,691
♪ What the hell
am I doing here
685
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:05,044
♪ I don't belong here
686
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:08,264
♪ Oh, oh
687
00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:11,267
♪ She's
688
00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:15,228
♪ Running out again
689
00:42:17,230 --> 00:42:18,231
MAN: Fuck you!
690
00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:25,107
[SIGHS]
691
00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:26,979
What's the point
of saying anything?
692
00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:32,898
You know how it is, man.
It's the same old
fucking shit.
693
00:42:35,248 --> 00:42:36,118
So...
694
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:41,776
I'm stuck in this,
this Fun Stop.
695
00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:50,916
So fucking what?
696
00:42:54,876 --> 00:42:56,486
So I'm bored as shit.
697
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:01,143
So fucking what?
698
00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:06,148
So I don't know
what the fuck's going on.
699
00:43:07,062 --> 00:43:08,586
So fucking what?
700
00:43:11,763 --> 00:43:13,721
So I might die in here.
701
00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:23,601
So fucking what?
702
00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:29,781
So I haven't had
a decent shower and food
703
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,218
in way too fucking...
704
00:43:33,001 --> 00:43:34,786
Yeah.
705
00:43:34,829 --> 00:43:36,396
So fucking what?
706
00:43:39,051 --> 00:43:40,574
How is this different
707
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:47,102
from anything else
that's happened in my life?
708
00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:49,801
I mean, God, when I was...
When I was in high school,
709
00:43:49,844 --> 00:43:52,194
fucking up big time,
710
00:43:52,238 --> 00:43:54,370
everybody was
always giving me shit.
711
00:43:57,547 --> 00:43:59,811
All I ever said was,
"So fucking what?"
712
00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:05,991
When I was at The Boy,
the goddamn Boy,
713
00:44:06,034 --> 00:44:09,255
making minimum,
after working there
for three years, man...
714
00:44:12,737 --> 00:44:15,304
All I ever said was,
"So fucking what?"
715
00:44:16,828 --> 00:44:18,177
Jesus Christ!
716
00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:22,747
That's all you gotta do, man.
717
00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:26,707
It's all everybody's
gotta do,
718
00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:28,709
is just say,
"So fucking what?"
719
00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:32,278
It works wonders.
720
00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:35,107
Trust me.
721
00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:37,500
I know.
722
00:44:47,597 --> 00:44:48,816
So go ahead.
723
00:44:50,426 --> 00:44:52,080
Go ahead, Mr. Cameraman.
724
00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:53,952
Everybody out there,
725
00:44:55,518 --> 00:44:57,782
say it along with me,
"So fucking what?"
726
00:44:57,825 --> 00:45:00,654
You must think you're real
fucking funny, don't you?
727
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,612
[GRUNTING] What the fuck are you doing?
728
00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:04,919
Just wait.
Just wait for me
in the fucking car!
729
00:45:04,963 --> 00:45:06,355
I don't want
to wait for you.
730
00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:08,531
Wait for me in the fuck...
Get outta here!
731
00:45:08,575 --> 00:45:11,273
Hey, guy, do me a favor?
Would you hold onto this
for me?
732
00:45:11,317 --> 00:45:13,188
What the fuck
are you doing, man?
733
00:45:13,232 --> 00:45:15,756
You think that guy
broke your fucking window?
734
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,106
So you take his fucking gun?
What are you, a fucking idiot?
735
00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:19,499
Fuck you!
736
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,675
Don't give me "fuck you"?
Fuck you, man.
737
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,459
[LAUGHING]
738
00:45:23,503 --> 00:45:25,374
Spab, Spab, Spab.
739
00:45:25,418 --> 00:45:28,203
Just because you're
a big fucking hero
740
00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:30,902
does not mean
you know jack shit
about the real world.
741
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,904
You know what? What?
742
00:45:32,947 --> 00:45:35,950
Take me to the bus depot and
don't be laughing at me,
you prick!
743
00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:38,648
MALE NEWSCASTER:
We interrupt to bring
you a special news bulletin.
744
00:45:38,692 --> 00:45:41,216
Reports are in that
Cliff Spab has been sighted
745
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:43,523
at the Crestridge Mall
in Madison Heights.
746
00:45:43,566 --> 00:45:46,308
According to FBI agent,
Gerald Parsley,
747
00:45:46,352 --> 00:45:48,441
the hunt for Spab
is being confined to
the Madison Heights area.
748
00:45:48,484 --> 00:45:50,704
Agent Parsley
had this to say.
749
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:53,446
PARSLEY:
Mr. Spab is being
sought for questioning.
750
00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:55,709
We believe he has been,
and still is,
751
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,450
involved with certain
subversive activities.
752
00:45:57,493 --> 00:45:59,408
[LAUGHING]
This fucking guy!
753
00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:02,150
We know he has not
left the immediate area
754
00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:05,545
and a search of his most
likely destinations is
now in progress.
755
00:46:05,588 --> 00:46:08,330
MRS. SPAB:
Cliff, this is your mother.
756
00:46:08,374 --> 00:46:10,115
We want you to come home.
We love you.
757
00:46:10,158 --> 00:46:11,594
[TURNS OFF RADIO]
758
00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:12,508
Fuck!
759
00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:17,949
Sandy!
760
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:19,646
Sandy!
761
00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:22,649
[SIGHS]
762
00:46:23,955 --> 00:46:25,304
Come check this out, Spab.
763
00:46:29,003 --> 00:46:31,092
Sandy's drunk again!
764
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:34,008
God damn it,
I hate that shit!
765
00:46:34,052 --> 00:46:36,315
Come here, man.
Help me, help me take
her to the bathroom, man.
766
00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:37,925
Grab her legs.
767
00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:40,623
Come on. Come on.
768
00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:42,843
Morrow, let's get the fuck
out of here, all right?
769
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:44,932
[GRUNTING]
770
00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:47,413
Come on,
just help me take
her to the bathroom.
771
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:50,329
♪ Sandy, Sandy, Sandy
772
00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:52,853
♪ How I love you, Sandy
773
00:46:54,899 --> 00:46:56,683
Ah, hey.
774
00:46:56,726 --> 00:46:58,424
Hey, rise and shine,
darling.
775
00:46:59,686 --> 00:47:01,079
Oh, God.
776
00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:02,950
No, it's Morrow, honey.
777
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:05,474
Get your fucking
hands off of me.
And who's that?
778
00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:09,261
Him? He's Fred Nietzsche.
779
00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:11,263
Get your fucking hands
off of me!
780
00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:13,091
Get up, come on,
you gotta be careful,
a woman in your condition.
781
00:47:13,134 --> 00:47:14,875
Fuck you, Morrow!
782
00:47:14,919 --> 00:47:16,181
[SIGHS]
783
00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:34,373
Mrs. Pfister,
I really need to
talk to Wendy, okay?
784
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:36,984
MRS. PFISTER: Cliff, look,
I realize you've both
been through a lot,
785
00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:39,291
but I just don't think
it's a good idea
786
00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,119
for you and Wendy to
see each other anymore.
787
00:47:41,162 --> 00:47:42,990
I've told Wendy this, too.
788
00:47:47,473 --> 00:47:48,996
Hello?
789
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,389
Mrs. Pfister?
790
00:47:51,129 --> 00:47:52,434
I'm sorry, Cliff.
791
00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:55,524
[DIAL TONE]
792
00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:02,009
MORROW:
Hey, guy,
793
00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:04,533
bring us another bottle
of that shit champagne!
794
00:48:05,230 --> 00:48:06,535
[SIGHS]
795
00:48:25,032 --> 00:48:26,599
[DOOR OPENS]
796
00:48:32,126 --> 00:48:33,998
MORROW: Hey, guy,
listen to this.
797
00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:36,217
Do I have to?
798
00:48:36,261 --> 00:48:38,785
Suppose, one night,
instead of going down
to the local Fun Stop
799
00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:41,005
with your
two best friends
to buy some beer,
800
00:48:41,048 --> 00:48:43,311
you go out with a woman
named Sandy Hooten.
801
00:48:44,704 --> 00:48:46,227
Yeah, I remember.
802
00:48:47,011 --> 00:48:49,056
Then, suppose,
803
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:51,972
while your two best friends
are being taken hostage
by some insane freaks,
804
00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:54,496
you make love to the
aforementioned Sandy Hooten,
805
00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:56,629
who tells you
she's on the pill
806
00:48:56,672 --> 00:48:59,023
so you don't have to use
a latex prophylactic device.
807
00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:00,111
Morrow, shut up.
808
00:49:00,154 --> 00:49:01,939
Yeah, please, Morrow...
809
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:04,680
And further suppose,
after a few weeks go by,
810
00:49:04,724 --> 00:49:07,379
the aforementioned
Sandy Hooten returns...
811
00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:08,815
[DISTORTED VOICE]
812
00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:19,391
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
813
00:49:19,434 --> 00:49:21,219
MORROW:
It's $300 to be exact.
814
00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:26,441
You fucking liar,
you gave me $228.
815
00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:27,834
And finally...
816
00:49:27,877 --> 00:49:30,097
Finish the fucking
story already. Jesus.
817
00:49:30,141 --> 00:49:32,882
Your two aforementioned
best friends are still
being held hostage
818
00:49:32,926 --> 00:49:34,536
by the aforementioned
insane freaks
819
00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:37,061
in the aforementioned
Fun Stop.
820
00:49:37,104 --> 00:49:40,020
You hop over to see
the aforementioned
mother of your child.
821
00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:43,154
And you happen
to discover that
she was on the pill!
822
00:49:43,197 --> 00:49:45,330
She never got pregnant.
823
00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:47,854
She only needed the
aforementioned 300 bucks
824
00:49:47,897 --> 00:49:50,552
to buy this cheap-ass,
shit-fucking wine,
825
00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:51,771
because she's
a fucking drunk!
826
00:49:51,814 --> 00:49:52,902
[SCREAMS]
827
00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:55,601
[SCREAMS]
828
00:49:55,644 --> 00:49:57,907
What the fuck are you doing?
Give me the gun.
829
00:49:57,951 --> 00:49:59,257
Back off, cowboy!
830
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:00,649
I can't believe this.
831
00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:03,130
Now you're fucking
pointing a gun at me.
832
00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:05,524
Stand up, honey.
Stand up, stand up, Sandy!
833
00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:07,047
Stand up!
834
00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:08,135
[CRYING]
835
00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:11,530
Sandy, I love you.
836
00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,279
You're Spab!
837
00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:25,848
Yeah, well...
838
00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:28,895
No, no, really, I love you.
839
00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:30,723
I've seen all your tapes.
840
00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:32,072
Uh, this is...
841
00:50:32,116 --> 00:50:33,682
No, this is an honor,
is what it is.
842
00:50:33,726 --> 00:50:35,423
No.
843
00:50:35,467 --> 00:50:37,208
I'll be honest
with you, Cliff.
844
00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:40,776
You, you know, and
your philosophy and stuff?
845
00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:43,214
You helped me through
some pretty tough times.
846
00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:45,303
I wish you could help him.
847
00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:47,783
Let's get out of here
before I puke!
848
00:50:49,959 --> 00:50:52,701
All right.
Shine on, little diamond.
849
00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:56,618
Bye, Sandy.
850
00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:58,229
Hey, Spab.
851
00:50:59,012 --> 00:50:59,752
Yeah?
852
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,669
So fucking what?
853
00:51:03,712 --> 00:51:04,887
[LAUGHING]
854
00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:10,893
So fucking what?
855
00:51:15,028 --> 00:51:16,769
Why are we still in here?
856
00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:19,946
How long have we
been in here anyway?
857
00:51:22,383 --> 00:51:23,732
You're not gonna tell me.
858
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,735
Fuck you!
859
00:51:26,779 --> 00:51:27,780
Fuck you, you pussy.
860
00:51:30,522 --> 00:51:32,785
You want to shoot somebody?
Shoot me.
861
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:39,226
Go ahead.
You got the camera,
you got the gun. Do it.
862
00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:41,489
You know you'll run out
of hostages, you're fucked!
863
00:51:41,533 --> 00:51:43,448
You know that?
864
00:51:43,491 --> 00:51:46,494
You see,
that's the difference
between you assholes and me.
865
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:48,670
You're afraid of dying.
I'm not.
866
00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:51,282
I'm not afraid to die.
867
00:51:52,631 --> 00:51:55,416
So, fucking do it!
868
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:58,767
I am fucking daring you
to shoot me in the head!
869
00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:03,424
Fucking do it!
You think I give a fuck?
870
00:52:03,468 --> 00:52:05,992
I don't give a fuck!
I could give two shits!
871
00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:07,385
Fucking kill me!
872
00:52:07,428 --> 00:52:09,517
Shoot me in the fucking head,
you fuck!
873
00:52:09,561 --> 00:52:11,998
You sorry-ass,
cock-sucking motherfucker!
874
00:52:15,741 --> 00:52:16,785
[GASPS]
875
00:52:18,091 --> 00:52:19,048
[SPITS]
876
00:52:22,704 --> 00:52:23,923
[GRUNTS]
877
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,447
[PANTING]
878
00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:29,015
Fuck you.
879
00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:40,157
[LIKE SUICIDEPLAYING]
880
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:51,342
♪ Bit down on a bullet now
881
00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:54,127
♪ I had a taste so sour
882
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:57,957
♪ I had to think
of something sweet
883
00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:04,006
♪ Love's like suicide
884
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,362
♪ Safe outside
my gilded cage
885
00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:13,973
♪ With an ounce of pain
886
00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:17,803
♪ I wield a ton of rage
887
00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:22,851
♪ Just like suicide
888
00:53:24,679 --> 00:53:26,855
Oh, shit, Morrow,
come on in.
889
00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:35,212
So, what did you do now,
little brother?
890
00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:38,650
[SIGHS] Janet,
I'd like you to meet Spab.
891
00:53:39,607 --> 00:53:41,609
Spab, this is my sister.
892
00:53:41,653 --> 00:53:42,958
SPAB: No kidding?
893
00:53:44,177 --> 00:53:45,874
Hey, I'm splitting.
894
00:53:45,918 --> 00:53:48,790
I've had it with
this two-bit town.
895
00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:51,837
Spab, I want you
to tell her everything.
And don't leave nothing out.
896
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,447
Janet here is
a goddamn lawyer.
897
00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:57,886
Janet, could you take care
of this for me, please?
898
00:53:58,452 --> 00:53:59,453
[SIGHS]
899
00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:05,503
And, guy, remember,
900
00:54:07,113 --> 00:54:10,072
the best
you can expect is
to avoid the worst.
901
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,252
Spab.
902
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,341
Present.
903
00:54:17,384 --> 00:54:19,430
As in, the Spab?
904
00:54:19,473 --> 00:54:20,996
Yeah, afraid so.
905
00:54:23,738 --> 00:54:25,305
Well, well, well.
906
00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:29,962
Morrow never told me
he had a
907
00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:31,920
sister.
908
00:54:33,487 --> 00:54:35,794
Morrow never told me
he had a Spab.
909
00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:40,929
MALE TV HOST: Wendy Pfister,
the courageous young woman
910
00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:43,018
we came to care about
so deeply,
911
00:54:43,062 --> 00:54:45,107
has been through more
in the last several months
912
00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:47,458
than most of us will
experience in a lifetime.
913
00:54:47,501 --> 00:54:50,199
But through it all she
has retained her dignity,
914
00:54:50,243 --> 00:54:53,377
refusing to be
reduced to the level
of her mysterious captors.
915
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:55,640
And when she emerged
from her terrible ordeal,
916
00:54:55,683 --> 00:54:57,381
she found herself
strengthened.
917
00:54:57,424 --> 00:54:59,513
She discovered an iron will
918
00:54:59,557 --> 00:55:02,081
and a newfound sensitivity
to the needs of others.
919
00:55:02,124 --> 00:55:04,736
In short,
Wendy Pfister
has been transformed
920
00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:06,477
from a typical
American teenager
921
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,002
into a genuine
American heroine.
922
00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:13,614
Tonight, for the first time,
we'll get to spend an hour
with Wendy,
923
00:55:13,658 --> 00:55:15,703
in the privacy
of her own home.
924
00:55:17,531 --> 00:55:19,446
What about Cliff Spab?
925
00:55:19,490 --> 00:55:21,187
What are your impressions
of him?
926
00:55:21,230 --> 00:55:23,276
Her hair is terrible.
927
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,930
I think she looks good.
928
00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:27,976
Really?
929
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,370
I've been really careful
with what I say about Spab.
930
00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:31,458
Why?
931
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:37,769
Because people
don't understand him.
932
00:55:37,812 --> 00:55:41,555
And you have to know him
to really know what he's
all about.
933
00:55:41,599 --> 00:55:45,429
Would you like
to see Spab again?
Could you be friends?
934
00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:47,474
I think we still are friends.
935
00:55:51,217 --> 00:55:54,394
Sure, I'd like to know
how he's doing.
936
00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:57,223
You don't spend
that much time
with somebody
937
00:55:57,266 --> 00:55:59,051
and not find out
practically everything
about each other's lives.
938
00:56:04,317 --> 00:56:05,884
I really miss him.
939
00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:11,890
He saved my life.
940
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:18,940
That girl
is cracking up.
941
00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:24,250
I personally don't think
she's getting very
good advice.
942
00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:26,383
Really?
943
00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:29,037
And what advice
would you give her?
944
00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:33,955
Well,
945
00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:37,568
first of all,
946
00:56:40,005 --> 00:56:42,007
I would tell her to relax.
947
00:56:44,836 --> 00:56:47,839
And then I would advise her
948
00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:49,406
to have some fun.
949
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,847
And then I would tell her
950
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,240
to laugh
951
00:56:58,284 --> 00:57:01,330
all the way to the bank.
952
00:57:11,384 --> 00:57:12,907
Well, here it is.
953
00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:15,083
Wow!
954
00:57:17,912 --> 00:57:21,350
Okay, I'm going to commit
a little felony here.
955
00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:23,396
How's your
pitching arm, Spab?
956
00:57:26,181 --> 00:57:27,444
[SNIFFLING]
957
00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:34,102
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
958
00:57:47,028 --> 00:57:49,944
Who are you,
Clifford Spab?
959
00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:53,470
Uh, just some
greasy-ass white boy
from the northeast suburbs.
960
00:58:05,177 --> 00:58:06,134
Hello!
961
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,287
Well, it's sure been
an interesting night.
962
00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:31,203
The night's still young,
and so are you.
963
00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:32,291
[LAUGHS]
964
00:58:34,423 --> 00:58:37,601
If you need
a place to lay low,
I'll protect your privacy.
965
00:58:39,428 --> 00:58:40,560
Thank you.
966
00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:45,522
But when you're ready,
I'll be ready with you.
967
00:58:45,565 --> 00:58:47,480
Oh, that's great.
968
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,308
Ready, um...
969
00:58:49,351 --> 00:58:50,527
Ready for what?
970
00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:52,398
Well, I mean,
971
00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:54,748
one of these days you're
gonna want to get your
life back
972
00:58:54,792 --> 00:58:57,490
and you may have to
sue some people to get it.
973
00:58:59,057 --> 00:59:00,972
Well, they can all
just fuck themselves.
974
00:59:01,015 --> 00:59:02,016
[LAUGHS]
975
00:59:03,496 --> 00:59:05,803
Well, we all would
like that, Spab,
976
00:59:05,846 --> 00:59:07,979
but experience has
taught me that people
977
00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:10,329
just don't up
and fuck themselves.
978
00:59:10,372 --> 00:59:12,244
They need somebody else
to fuck them.
979
00:59:12,287 --> 00:59:13,593
Mmm-hmm.
980
00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:14,899
And that's why
God created lawyers...
981
00:59:14,942 --> 00:59:16,030
Huh.
982
00:59:16,074 --> 00:59:18,293
...like me.
983
00:59:18,337 --> 00:59:20,339
And that's why Morrow
brought you here.
984
00:59:20,382 --> 00:59:22,602
This was Morrow's idea?
985
00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:25,692
I mean,
you guys are gonna
split the profits, right?
986
00:59:26,737 --> 00:59:29,435
Actually we'll only
split 50%.
987
00:59:29,478 --> 00:59:30,523
The other 50 goes to you.
988
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,959
Oh, right.
989
00:59:36,442 --> 00:59:37,704
[SIGHS]
990
00:59:37,748 --> 00:59:40,315
Where are you going?
991
00:59:40,359 --> 00:59:43,231
Come on, Spab,
it's a total spinout.
You need to take control.
992
00:59:43,275 --> 00:59:44,406
[WHISTLING]
993
00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:46,539
Spab, I'm willing
to negotiate.
994
00:59:50,499 --> 00:59:52,066
You little fucker!
995
00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:57,158
Shit.
996
01:00:02,511 --> 01:00:03,948
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
997
01:00:08,822 --> 01:00:10,258
[CAR APPROACHING]
998
01:00:12,434 --> 01:00:13,610
[TIRES SCREECHING]
999
01:00:13,653 --> 01:00:15,437
EARL: It is Spab!
1000
01:00:15,481 --> 01:00:16,525
[LAUGHING]
1001
01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:18,049
DOLLY: Is it Spab?
1002
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,007
[BOTH SHOUTING]
1003
01:00:21,487 --> 01:00:22,531
Hey...
1004
01:00:22,575 --> 01:00:23,663
[LAUGHS]
1005
01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:24,925
Fucking Spab!
1006
01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:26,535
Fucking A, man!
1007
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:30,017
I'll tell you
something, Spab.
1008
01:00:30,061 --> 01:00:34,282
You sure as hell
said some shit that
needed fucking said!
1009
01:00:34,326 --> 01:00:36,371
Well, thank you, Dolly. Heard that!
1010
01:00:36,415 --> 01:00:37,895
Thank you, Earl.
1011
01:00:37,938 --> 01:00:40,680
I'm just saying, and
this is just me saying it,
1012
01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:44,075
but I just think that
you said a whole lot
of shit
1013
01:00:44,118 --> 01:00:46,338
that a lot of people
in this country think about,
1014
01:00:46,381 --> 01:00:49,776
but don't have the
fucking guts to
say out loud.
1015
01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:51,691
I'm gonna go
even further and say
1016
01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:54,912
they don't even have the
fucking guts to think
about it.
1017
01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:56,478
[EARL WHOOPING]
1018
01:00:56,522 --> 01:00:57,697
Heard that!
1019
01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,308
Hey, give me a hit.
1020
01:01:09,187 --> 01:01:12,407
[ALL SINGING UNINTELLIGIBLY]
1021
01:01:17,064 --> 01:01:19,371
SPAB: Where'd that joint go?
Where'd that joint go?
1022
01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:21,373
Oh, thank you, honey.
Thank you.
1023
01:01:21,416 --> 01:01:23,941
I want to ask you
something, baby.
1024
01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:26,857
Did you
ever think you were
gonna bite it back there?
1025
01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:28,510
Well, let me put it
this way, sweetheart.
1026
01:01:28,554 --> 01:01:30,121
EARL:
I heard that.
Heard that.
1027
01:01:30,164 --> 01:01:32,601
What it boils down to,
is that I'm a survivor, okay?
1028
01:01:32,645 --> 01:01:34,560
Amen. That's what it is.
1029
01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:36,736
And anybody who thinks I'm
gonna live fast and
die young, Earl,
1030
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,695
well, they don't know me now,
do they?
1031
01:01:38,738 --> 01:01:39,696
[LAUGHING]
1032
01:01:40,261 --> 01:01:42,394
[ALL CHATTERING]
1033
01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:45,005
[DOLLY SCREAMING]
1034
01:01:45,049 --> 01:01:48,443
MALE ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt this program
to bring you a special report.
1035
01:01:48,487 --> 01:01:50,968
The Madison Heights Police
have issued
1036
01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:53,144
an All Points Bulletin
for the arrest of
Cliff Spab.
1037
01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:55,320
Spab is wanted for
assault and battery
1038
01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:57,975
on a local teenager
at the Crestridge Mall.
1039
01:01:58,018 --> 01:02:01,413
If you have any information
as to Cliff Spab's
whereabouts,
1040
01:02:01,456 --> 01:02:05,025
please contact
the Madison Heights
police department immediately.
1041
01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:06,679
Now back to our
regular programs.
1042
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:10,030
Fucking liars! Fuck 'em,
fucking, fucking liars!
1043
01:02:10,074 --> 01:02:11,902
Don't sweat it, Spab.
We got it covered.
1044
01:02:11,945 --> 01:02:13,991
Whoa!
1045
01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:16,689
There ain't no fucking way
they're getting you
without a fight, baby.
1046
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:19,605
Okay, Earl, Earl, let's just
put the gun down, okay, buddy?
1047
01:02:19,648 --> 01:02:22,347
Let's just put it over there.
We don't need to go this
far now, do we, guys?
1048
01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:24,175
DOLLY: Spab, man,
forget about it.
1049
01:02:24,218 --> 01:02:25,785
Forget about it,
all right?
1050
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:29,702
You showed us the way.
You opened the door. Earl?
1051
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,923
I say
the motherfucking
Madison Heights pigs
1052
01:02:32,966 --> 01:02:36,013
shouldn't be allowed to
get away with this kind
of shit, man.
1053
01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:37,579
[DOLLY LAUGHING]
1054
01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:42,193
I say there's no way
1055
01:02:42,236 --> 01:02:45,674
that our Spab
should be treated
with this kind of disrespect.
1056
01:02:45,718 --> 01:02:47,241
[LAUGHING]
1057
01:02:47,285 --> 01:02:49,330
DOLLY: Spab,
you're a fucking hero.
1058
01:02:49,374 --> 01:02:52,203
You saved
Wendy Pfister's life.
1059
01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:56,860
I say
fuck kinder-gentler,
that's what else I say.
1060
01:02:56,903 --> 01:03:01,081
♪ It's payback time in America
1061
01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:04,519
♪ God shed his grace on thee
1062
01:03:04,563 --> 01:03:05,956
Motherfucker.
1063
01:03:05,999 --> 01:03:07,914
♪ And crown thy good
1064
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:10,308
ALL: ♪ With brotherhood
1065
01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:14,094
♪ From sea to shining sea
1066
01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:15,661
[CAR BACKFIRES]
1067
01:03:16,357 --> 01:03:18,533
[ALL CONTINUE SINGING]
1068
01:03:20,753 --> 01:03:22,276
EARL:
How the hell
is it my fault?
1069
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,409
You were driving
the whole damn time.
1070
01:03:24,452 --> 01:03:26,280
Exactly.
1071
01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:30,545
So why the fuck should I be
paying attention to shit
like that?
1072
01:03:30,589 --> 01:03:32,852
You're supposed to
be the copilot, Earl.
1073
01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:37,465
EARL:
So, watching
the gas thing
1074
01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:40,338
is the copilot's
responsibility now, huh?
1075
01:03:40,381 --> 01:03:42,035
DOLLY:
Yeah, you know it. Give me a fuckin' break.
1076
01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:43,602
You know it.
I got to be dealing with...
1077
01:03:55,092 --> 01:03:56,833
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1078
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:59,574
SPAB: Everyone
wanted a piece of me.
1079
01:03:59,618 --> 01:04:02,273
The only problem was,
there wasn't enough
of me to go around.
1080
01:04:02,316 --> 01:04:05,102
I guess Janet was right.
1081
01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:08,061
I mean, this whole thing
was like a circle
spinning out of control.
1082
01:04:08,105 --> 01:04:11,151
First, you get sucked in,
then you get spun out.
1083
01:04:11,195 --> 01:04:14,459
I was somewhere between
getting sucked and
getting spun.
1084
01:04:14,502 --> 01:04:17,331
Actually, the whole
thing sucked.
1085
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,464
If Joe was alive,
he'd be laughing his ass off
1086
01:04:19,507 --> 01:04:21,945
and telling everyone
to fuck off at the same time.
1087
01:04:21,988 --> 01:04:23,990
Joe was never subtle.
1088
01:04:24,034 --> 01:04:26,906
Me, I had no idea
what I was gonna do.
1089
01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:30,257
The only thing I knew for sure
was that road trips aren't all
they're cracked up to be.
1090
01:04:32,825 --> 01:04:34,522
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1091
01:04:37,569 --> 01:04:38,787
Hi there.
1092
01:04:38,831 --> 01:04:39,963
How may I help you?
1093
01:04:41,094 --> 01:04:43,270
Well, Pamela,
I'd like a room.
1094
01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:52,192
The only thing
available tonight is a suite.
1095
01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:55,108
Fine, that'll be just fine.
1096
01:04:55,152 --> 01:04:57,067
All right.
And your name?
1097
01:04:59,069 --> 01:05:00,418
Robert Plant.
1098
01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:05,249
SPAB: Hi there.
1099
01:05:05,292 --> 01:05:07,860
Cliff Spab
for Bayer Aspirin.
1100
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,732
Wendy Pfister,
which do you think
Joe Dice will prefer?
1101
01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:13,822
Microwave stuffing or
your potatoes lyonnaise?
1102
01:05:13,866 --> 01:05:16,260
Oh, Joe would
definitely prefer
the potatoes lyonnaise.
1103
01:05:16,303 --> 01:05:17,870
They're his favorite.
1104
01:05:20,351 --> 01:05:23,615
Well, then, Joe,
which is it gonna be?
1105
01:05:23,658 --> 01:05:26,183
Wait, what are
my choices again?
1106
01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:28,054
Wendy's stuffing.
1107
01:05:28,098 --> 01:05:30,970
WENDY: Or Wendy's
potatoes lyonnaise.
1108
01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:34,060
I definitely prefer
Wendy's[BEEP] .
1109
01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:36,410
WENDY: Ooh.
1110
01:05:36,454 --> 01:05:39,761
Joe Dice, a man so mean
he shot a guy
for snoring too loud.
1111
01:05:39,805 --> 01:05:40,762
[BEEP]
1112
01:05:43,243 --> 01:05:45,289
Hi there! Hi there!
Do you know me?
1113
01:05:45,332 --> 01:05:48,292
I like shopping so much,
1114
01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:50,294
I've been in the same[BEEP]
store, for Christ knows
how long.
1115
01:05:50,337 --> 01:05:53,166
That's why I carry the
American Express card.
1116
01:05:53,210 --> 01:05:55,952
And if
you go shopping
in Madison Heights,
1117
01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:57,954
don't forget your Visa card
and don't forget your
ammunition.
1118
01:05:58,824 --> 01:05:59,868
All right.
1119
01:05:59,912 --> 01:06:01,131
[BEEP]
1120
01:06:01,174 --> 01:06:02,828
I got one more thing to say.
1121
01:06:02,871 --> 01:06:03,960
Remember this.
1122
01:06:07,441 --> 01:06:11,010
I'm not a hostage.
I just play one on TV.
1123
01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:14,622
Atta boy!
That's Remington!
1124
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,668
♪ Jesus Christ pose
1125
01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:21,020
♪ Arms held out
1126
01:06:21,064 --> 01:06:24,023
♪ Like it's
the coming of the Lord
1127
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:27,635
♪ And would it pay you more
to walk on water
1128
01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:30,725
♪ Than to wear
a crown of thorns ♪
1129
01:06:32,510 --> 01:06:33,815
WOMAN:
...coming from?
1130
01:06:33,859 --> 01:06:35,556
MAN:
What kind of signal is it?
1131
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,297
Is it music?
Don't know that yet.
1132
01:06:37,341 --> 01:06:39,952
WOMAN:
So damn what?
1133
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,694
MALE NARRATOR: Held hostage
in a convenience store for
36 days.
1134
01:06:42,737 --> 01:06:44,783
So what's the point
of talking?
1135
01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:47,351
Yeah, you said it.
So damn what?
1136
01:06:47,394 --> 01:06:49,048
MALE NARRATOR: He was black.
1137
01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:50,180
So damn what?
1138
01:06:50,223 --> 01:06:52,095
She was white.
1139
01:06:52,138 --> 01:06:54,053
It has a totally
cool sound to it, Cliff.
1140
01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:57,056
They were as different
as night and day.
1141
01:06:57,100 --> 01:07:02,235
Everybody out
there in TV Land,
say it with me, so damn what?
1142
01:07:02,279 --> 01:07:04,150
You say it, Wendy.
1143
01:07:04,194 --> 01:07:06,979
So damn what?
1144
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:10,809
Gary Coleman
and Dori Smelling
star in,So Damn What.
1145
01:07:10,852 --> 01:07:13,377
The television event
of the decade.
1146
01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:17,163
MAN:
You're at Comedy Central.
1147
01:07:29,001 --> 01:07:31,221
Okay, he's standing
way up in this building.
1148
01:07:31,264 --> 01:07:33,223
[SIREN WAILING]
1149
01:07:33,266 --> 01:07:36,487
And he shot himself
right smack in the head.
1150
01:07:36,530 --> 01:07:38,097
Pow!
1151
01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:40,099
[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]
1152
01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:42,536
And he, like,
fell right into
this parking lot
1153
01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:45,061
like, crunch!
1154
01:07:45,931 --> 01:07:46,932
And...
1155
01:07:48,107 --> 01:07:49,500
Man, I never...
1156
01:07:49,543 --> 01:07:51,458
I... You know,
his final words,
1157
01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:54,113
man, I ain't never
gonna forget them, goes,
1158
01:07:54,157 --> 01:07:57,203
"So[BEEP] what?"
1159
01:07:57,812 --> 01:08:00,119
I mean,
1160
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:04,254
the thought of that just
sends chills right down
to my spine.
1161
01:08:04,297 --> 01:08:08,258
WOMAN: Okay,
now, this is still
an unconfirmed report.
1162
01:08:08,301 --> 01:08:10,999
Authorities in
Madison Heights
have reason to believe
1163
01:08:11,043 --> 01:08:13,393
that the body recovered
earlier this evening,
1164
01:08:13,437 --> 01:08:17,658
in a motel parking lot,
is indeed that of Cliff Spab.
1165
01:08:17,702 --> 01:08:20,313
An apparent suicide
at the age of 20.
1166
01:08:21,184 --> 01:08:22,881
We'll all miss you, Cliff.
1167
01:08:22,924 --> 01:08:24,709
[REMOTE CONTROL CLICKING]
1168
01:08:26,667 --> 01:08:27,712
[LAUGHS]
1169
01:08:29,017 --> 01:08:30,410
[RINGING TONE]
1170
01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:40,377
WOMAN 1: TVM. How may I
direct your call?
1171
01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:41,769
Hi there.
1172
01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:46,818
Got a hot
news scoop for you.
Let me talk to somebody.
1173
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:48,515
One moment, please.
1174
01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,394
WOMAN 2:
TVM news desk,
can I help you?
1175
01:08:58,438 --> 01:09:02,573
Yeah. Cliff Spab ain't dead.
1176
01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:04,879
He's alive and well,
and I can prove it.
1177
01:09:04,923 --> 01:09:07,447
Are you talking
about the Cliff Spab?
1178
01:09:07,491 --> 01:09:08,535
Uh-huh.
1179
01:09:08,579 --> 01:09:10,015
Really?
1180
01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,756
Yeah, that's right.
1181
01:09:11,799 --> 01:09:13,627
Would he like
to appear on TVM?
1182
01:09:13,671 --> 01:09:14,759
Oh, yeah.
1183
01:09:17,283 --> 01:09:19,198
[THRASH METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1184
01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:28,729
♪ I'll have fucking fun
without you
1185
01:09:28,773 --> 01:09:30,557
♪ Out until I won't miss you
1186
01:09:30,601 --> 01:09:33,038
♪ But I'll govern
everything in your life
1187
01:09:33,081 --> 01:09:34,822
♪ I hate your guts
but you don't have to die
1188
01:09:41,568 --> 01:09:43,135
♪ I can get drunk
1189
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,702
♪ I can get laid
1190
01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:46,443
♪ I could get sick
1191
01:09:46,486 --> 01:09:47,922
♪ I could get dead
1192
01:09:47,966 --> 01:09:49,359
♪ I guess it sucks
1193
01:09:49,402 --> 01:09:50,925
♪ That I don't give a fuck
1194
01:09:50,969 --> 01:09:52,884
♪ I could do nothing
1195
01:09:52,927 --> 01:09:54,712
♪ So fucking what
1196
01:09:54,755 --> 01:09:56,366
♪ Now is the time
1197
01:09:56,409 --> 01:09:57,715
♪ I have got you alone
1198
01:09:57,758 --> 01:09:59,412
♪ I'll cut all the mustard
1199
01:09:59,456 --> 01:10:01,284
♪ Right close to the bone
1200
01:10:01,327 --> 01:10:02,633
♪ The fuckers will cluster
1201
01:10:02,676 --> 01:10:04,548
♪ And flood to the tomb
1202
01:10:04,591 --> 01:10:06,245
♪ The banters will banter
1203
01:10:06,289 --> 01:10:08,639
♪ The cows will come home
1204
01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:24,524
♪ So fucking what
1205
01:10:27,135 --> 01:10:29,050
Hi. Cliff Spab here.
1206
01:10:29,094 --> 01:10:31,662
I'm not a VJ.
I just play one on TVM.
1207
01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:32,837
[LAUGHS]
1208
01:10:35,274 --> 01:10:37,102
Hi there.
1209
01:10:37,145 --> 01:10:39,626
I want to take you over
to the couch.
1210
01:10:39,670 --> 01:10:41,715
These are a couple
of dear friends of mine.
1211
01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:44,762
Over here is Peggy, Grace
and Dottie over there.
1212
01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:47,852
Let's wave to the camera,
girls, huh?
1213
01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:50,376
So, anyway, really,
you get down to it,
you know,
1214
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:54,815
when they first asked me
to be a guest VJ here
on TVM
1215
01:10:54,859 --> 01:10:57,296
they said I could
talk about anything I want.
1216
01:10:57,340 --> 01:10:59,298
As long as I didn't
use words like[BEEPING] .
1217
01:10:59,342 --> 01:11:01,082
[WENDY LAUGHS]
1218
01:11:01,126 --> 01:11:03,259
And especially not words like
mother[BEEP] .
1219
01:11:03,302 --> 01:11:04,651
So I made a promise to them,
you know, not to use
words like...
1220
01:11:04,695 --> 01:11:06,697
[BEEPING]
1221
01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:08,133
And especially not any
words like mother[BEEP] .
1222
01:11:10,962 --> 01:11:13,791
So, anyway,
I decided to play my
10 most favorite videos,
1223
01:11:13,834 --> 01:11:16,228
where they either
sing about[BEEP] ,
1224
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,490
show[BEEP] or use
[BEEP] in the title.
1225
01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:22,147
"So[BEEP] what?"
1226
01:11:22,190 --> 01:11:24,802
The clip you just saw
is based,
1227
01:11:24,845 --> 01:11:27,021
I do believe,
on the personal
experiences of yours truly.
1228
01:11:27,065 --> 01:11:29,676
But before we go
to that next clip,
1229
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:33,332
see you in a minute, girls,
1230
01:11:33,376 --> 01:11:36,683
I'd like to share something
kind of special with you all.
1231
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:40,992
I'd like to
dedicate this to
a very close friend,
1232
01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:42,863
who I haven't seen in way
too long.
1233
01:11:44,256 --> 01:11:46,650
Wendy, if you're out there,
1234
01:11:48,478 --> 01:11:49,957
this Bull's for you.
1235
01:12:04,145 --> 01:12:05,495
[ALL CHEERING]
1236
01:12:11,588 --> 01:12:12,589
All right.
1237
01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:16,941
All right.
Shut the fuck up!
1238
01:12:21,598 --> 01:12:24,514
Time out, time out,
time out, guys.
1239
01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:26,472
Look, everybody keep quiet,
1240
01:12:26,516 --> 01:12:28,996
so you can hear what
Spab has to say, okay?
1241
01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:33,610
Okay, Spab is ready
for your questions.
1242
01:12:33,653 --> 01:12:37,048
REPORTERS:
Mr. Spab, Mr. Spab,
Mr. Spab, Mr. Spab.
1243
01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:40,399
Mr. Spab, how do you explain
the behavior on those tapes?
1244
01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:43,707
And why do you suppose
that Split Image made
those tapes?
1245
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:46,187
You know,
I don't know.
I never figured out
1246
01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:48,015
what the pantyhose guys
wanted.
1247
01:12:48,059 --> 01:12:50,670
I guess they were just bored
shitless, like the rest of us.
1248
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:54,065
Maybe they were just trying
to get through it, you know.
1249
01:12:54,108 --> 01:12:56,372
We didn't know the
fucking world was watching.
1250
01:12:56,415 --> 01:12:57,938
[ALL TALKING]
1251
01:12:57,982 --> 01:12:59,723
Could you describe for us,
1252
01:12:59,766 --> 01:13:03,509
the situation
that led to your
escape from the Fun Stop?
1253
01:13:03,553 --> 01:13:05,250
Yeah, we ran out of beer.
1254
01:13:05,293 --> 01:13:06,773
[ALL CHEERING]
1255
01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:09,472
Liked that one, huh?
1256
01:13:09,515 --> 01:13:14,390
Mr. Spab? Mr. Spab, do you
consider yourself
an alcoholic?
1257
01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:16,000
I don't have to
consider myself nothing
1258
01:13:16,043 --> 01:13:17,567
with all you reporters
doing it for me.
1259
01:13:19,656 --> 01:13:22,615
Mr. Spab, exactly what is it
that you're rebelling against?
1260
01:13:23,834 --> 01:13:25,705
Well, that depends,
what you got, huh?
1261
01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:27,490
[ALL CHEERING]
1262
01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,579
Mr. Spab?
1263
01:13:29,622 --> 01:13:32,190
Mr. Spab, I would like to know
why you can't be a little
more serious
1264
01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:33,626
in your answers?
1265
01:13:33,670 --> 01:13:35,323
Hey, look, this is
the way I am, okay?
1266
01:13:35,367 --> 01:13:38,414
Don't be taking me
so fucking seriously.
1267
01:13:38,457 --> 01:13:41,982
Mr. Spab,
what can you
say about Joe Dice?
1268
01:13:42,026 --> 01:13:45,333
Well, there's nothing to
say about Joe, is there?
He's gone.
1269
01:13:46,596 --> 01:13:49,076
I miss him.
1270
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,992
Do you think he will care
that I'm wearing
a Free Cliff Spab shirt?
1271
01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:54,604
He'll love it.
You look great.
He'll be glad to see you.
1272
01:13:54,647 --> 01:13:55,822
Hey!
1273
01:13:55,866 --> 01:13:57,302
Hey! Trippy legs!
1274
01:13:57,345 --> 01:13:59,086
How you doing, bro?
1275
01:13:59,130 --> 01:14:00,827
Whoa! Look at
that big bottle of
beer you got there.
1276
01:14:00,871 --> 01:14:02,829
I'm a big guy.
Kristen, this is Clifford.
1277
01:14:02,873 --> 01:14:03,961
Clifford, Kristen.
1278
01:14:04,004 --> 01:14:05,179
Hi. Hi.
1279
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,877
Let's go. Nice to meet you.
1280
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:08,008
Nice to meet you.
1281
01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:13,187
How's everybody doing?
1282
01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:16,843
I knew that dead guy
wasn't you. Didn't I say?
1283
01:14:16,887 --> 01:14:18,976
Yeah. It's too bad though.
1284
01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:21,935
Your school papers and shit
would've gone for twice the
fucking cash, bro.
1285
01:14:21,979 --> 01:14:24,329
[STUTTERS] Excuse me,
you're Cliff Spab.
1286
01:14:24,372 --> 01:14:25,548
Yeah, that's right.
1287
01:14:25,591 --> 01:14:26,810
He ain't Patty Hearst,
buddy, huh?
1288
01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:28,986
He saved
Wendy Pfister's life.
1289
01:14:29,029 --> 01:14:32,076
Oh, we know, we saw it.
That was something.
1290
01:14:32,119 --> 01:14:33,947
Who do I have the pleasure
of meeting?
1291
01:14:33,991 --> 01:14:38,212
Oh, I'm Phil Connors, oh,
and this is my wife, Rita.
1292
01:14:38,256 --> 01:14:39,518
Hi, Rita.
1293
01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:41,302
Hi, how nice to meet you.
1294
01:14:41,346 --> 01:14:43,391
What do you say
we take these guys
hostage with us, huh?
1295
01:14:43,435 --> 01:14:44,915
BOTH: Yeah!
1296
01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:47,961
Come on, come on, Phil,
Rita, come party with us!
1297
01:14:48,005 --> 01:14:50,224
No, no,
we're supposed
to meet some people.
1298
01:14:50,268 --> 01:14:51,878
ALL: Aw!
1299
01:14:51,922 --> 01:14:53,053
What do you say, Rita?
1300
01:14:58,537 --> 01:15:00,060
So fucking what!
1301
01:15:00,104 --> 01:15:02,541
[ALL CHEERING]
1302
01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:05,631
Let's party!
Come on, Phil!
1303
01:15:05,675 --> 01:15:07,372
KRISTEN:
Party down!
1304
01:15:07,415 --> 01:15:08,547
Yeah, here it is.
1305
01:15:08,591 --> 01:15:09,635
Oh, wow.
1306
01:15:09,679 --> 01:15:11,245
This is class.
1307
01:15:11,289 --> 01:15:13,030
This is great.
What'd I tell you, huh?
1308
01:15:13,073 --> 01:15:14,118
Yeah.
1309
01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:16,424
Over here.
1310
01:15:16,468 --> 01:15:17,817
Whoo-hoo.
1311
01:15:17,861 --> 01:15:19,558
Hey, Cliff, does this go
in the bathtub?
1312
01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:21,429
The beer ball goes
at the bar, right there.
1313
01:15:21,473 --> 01:15:22,779
Oh, we got a bar.
1314
01:15:22,822 --> 01:15:24,520
Hey, Scott, tell Spab
about the concert.
1315
01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:26,086
What concert is that?
1316
01:15:26,130 --> 01:15:27,566
Clifford, you want to see
Spiral Jet, Friday night?
1317
01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:28,567
They want you
to introduce them.
1318
01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:31,135
Yes, I do! Cool!
1319
01:15:31,178 --> 01:15:32,789
Rita, where are you?
1320
01:15:32,832 --> 01:15:34,834
How about a beer?
You want a Bullseye
or a Heineken?
1321
01:15:34,878 --> 01:15:36,401
Uh, Heineken.
1322
01:15:36,444 --> 01:15:37,794
Yeah, you look like
a Heinie kinda girl
to me.
1323
01:15:37,837 --> 01:15:38,708
I hope that's good.
1324
01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:40,579
Oh, that is good.
1325
01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:42,015
You want a beer?No.
1326
01:15:42,059 --> 01:15:43,974
Come on.
1327
01:15:44,017 --> 01:15:45,236
SCOTT: Hey, Clifford,
you know, Kristen there
is your biggest fan.
1328
01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:46,890
Oh, yeah?Yeah.
1329
01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:48,195
But it's not like
I want to fuck you
or anything.
1330
01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:49,936
I think we should go.
1331
01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:52,243
No, sweetheart,
let's just stay
a little longer.
1332
01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,071
You got to
live to learn, Phil.
1333
01:15:54,114 --> 01:15:55,855
You got
to live to learn.
Now, who said that?
1334
01:15:55,899 --> 01:15:58,292
Being your brother has made me
real popular with the ladies.
1335
01:15:58,336 --> 01:16:01,774
Oh, that's great, Scott.
I'm glad it's finally
working for you.
1336
01:16:01,818 --> 01:16:05,996
I just want to hang around,
you know, hear what you
gotta say.
1337
01:16:06,039 --> 01:16:09,260
Mmm, well, I don't know shit.
1338
01:16:10,957 --> 01:16:12,306
[SIGHS]
1339
01:16:12,350 --> 01:16:15,571
See, that is so Spab.
1340
01:16:15,614 --> 01:16:16,659
[LAUGHING]
1341
01:16:16,702 --> 01:16:17,921
That is Spab.
1342
01:16:17,964 --> 01:16:19,270
That is Spab,
you're right.
1343
01:16:19,313 --> 01:16:20,097
That is Spab.
1344
01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:23,666
Tsk.
1345
01:16:23,709 --> 01:16:27,844
MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Cliff Spab.
1346
01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:29,454
[CROWD CHEERING]
1347
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:32,892
[HOOTING]
1348
01:16:33,327 --> 01:16:34,241
Yeah!
1349
01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:36,504
Thank you!
1350
01:16:38,158 --> 01:16:39,899
[AUDIENCE CHANTING]
Spab. Spab.
1351
01:16:39,943 --> 01:16:42,162
Spab. Spab. Spab. Spab.
1352
01:16:42,206 --> 01:16:43,816
Spab. Spab.
1353
01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:45,775
[WHISTLING]
1354
01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:47,646
Spab. Spab. Spab.
1355
01:16:47,690 --> 01:16:50,040
Spab. Spab. Spab.
1356
01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:53,609
Spab. Spab. Spab.
Spab. Spab. Spab.
1357
01:16:55,567 --> 01:16:57,308
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
1358
01:17:16,196 --> 01:17:18,416
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1359
01:17:23,334 --> 01:17:24,204
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
1360
01:17:25,989 --> 01:17:27,294
[YELLING]
1361
01:17:49,752 --> 01:17:51,362
[CROWD CHANTING]
1362
01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:56,019
No!
1363
01:18:10,990 --> 01:18:11,991
No!
1364
01:18:18,911 --> 01:18:20,130
[SCREAMING]
1365
01:18:34,579 --> 01:18:35,580
No!
1366
01:18:38,975 --> 01:18:40,324
[SCREAMING]
1367
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,901
[ELECTRICITY SURGING]
1368
01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:36,032
CROWD: Spab! Spab! Spab!
1369
01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:43,474
[WENDY SOBBING]
1370
01:19:56,835 --> 01:19:58,315
[SCREAMING]
1371
01:20:22,165 --> 01:20:23,688
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
1372
01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:06,470
[WHISTLING]
1373
01:21:09,255 --> 01:21:10,648
[ALL CHEERING]
1374
01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:36,108
Hey, Wendy.
1375
01:21:42,810 --> 01:21:43,899
Hi, Spab.
1376
01:22:35,254 --> 01:22:36,299
This is it.
1377
01:22:38,214 --> 01:22:40,477
Where are you supposed to go
buy a beer now, huh?
1378
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:42,131
I heard they want
to tear this down
1379
01:22:42,174 --> 01:22:44,524
and then turn
the whole place
into a memorial park.
1380
01:22:47,832 --> 01:22:49,007
God damn it!
1381
01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:56,145
Is that what
it all boils down to?
A fucking memorial park?
1382
01:22:56,188 --> 01:22:58,582
That's one way
to live forever.
1383
01:22:58,625 --> 01:23:01,672
I'd like to live forever,
but only for a little while.
1384
01:23:06,111 --> 01:23:08,113
Spab, you are so full of shit.
1385
01:23:09,549 --> 01:23:12,422
You know, you try to
come off as just some guy.
1386
01:23:13,292 --> 01:23:14,902
But you're not just some guy.
1387
01:23:16,556 --> 01:23:17,775
You've got a message.
1388
01:23:17,818 --> 01:23:18,994
Yeah?
1389
01:23:20,212 --> 01:23:21,561
What's my message?
1390
01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:26,610
Your message is that
there is no message.
1391
01:23:27,828 --> 01:23:29,526
Nothing really matters.
1392
01:23:31,615 --> 01:23:33,617
The message is,
"So fucking what."
1393
01:23:35,619 --> 01:23:37,621
You keep saying it,
but nobody really
hears you.
1394
01:23:39,927 --> 01:23:40,667
Well,
1395
01:23:42,669 --> 01:23:45,063
I'm sorry to break
the bad news to you, Wendy.
1396
01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:48,936
I'm full of shit.
1397
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,510
There are plenty of things
that matter to me
in this world.
1398
01:23:58,511 --> 01:24:00,035
Yeah, like what?
1399
01:24:04,952 --> 01:24:06,041
Like you.
1400
01:24:18,749 --> 01:24:20,751
WENDY:
There's something
I keep thinking about.
1401
01:24:20,794 --> 01:24:21,795
SPAB: Hmm?
1402
01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:28,150
Maybe even
trying to explain
1403
01:24:28,193 --> 01:24:30,717
what happened in the store
is just pointless, you know.
1404
01:24:33,851 --> 01:24:36,723
I mean, how do
you explain something
like that to somebody?
1405
01:24:38,899 --> 01:24:40,075
You can't.
1406
01:24:44,383 --> 01:24:45,950
There is one way.
1407
01:24:47,865 --> 01:24:50,389
You could lock them
in a room for 36 days.
1408
01:24:51,738 --> 01:24:53,610
They might
understand then.
1409
01:25:00,356 --> 01:25:04,882
You have to let them
watch some people die.
1410
01:25:13,717 --> 01:25:14,848
Yeah.
1411
01:25:18,591 --> 01:25:19,636
Fuck it.
1412
01:25:23,770 --> 01:25:25,598
Let's face it, Spab,
1413
01:25:27,905 --> 01:25:30,212
we have this
little understanding.
1414
01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:36,305
Nobody else knows
what it's all about.
1415
01:25:39,525 --> 01:25:41,223
It's like a disease.
1416
01:25:45,444 --> 01:25:47,446
Madison Heights Syndrome.
1417
01:25:49,318 --> 01:25:51,146
Madison Heights Syndrome.
1418
01:25:54,410 --> 01:25:56,151
If you don't have it,
1419
01:25:58,414 --> 01:25:59,763
you can never understand it.
1420
01:26:03,984 --> 01:26:04,942
Spab.
1421
01:26:09,207 --> 01:26:12,558
Let's not even bother
trying to explain it
to anybody else.
1422
01:26:15,692 --> 01:26:17,259
If you weren't in
that store with us...
1423
01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:19,522
You can shut the fuck up
right now.
1424
01:26:32,665 --> 01:26:35,451
You know,
1425
01:26:35,494 --> 01:26:37,931
maybe Spab thought things
would be the same way
they always were.
1426
01:26:37,975 --> 01:26:40,238
I mean,
I know I thought
once I got out of there,
1427
01:26:40,282 --> 01:26:43,502
I'd just be going back
to Ozell Park High on
Monday morning.
1428
01:26:43,546 --> 01:26:45,243
Things have just been
really weird
1429
01:26:45,287 --> 01:26:48,028
since getting out
of that store.
1430
01:26:48,072 --> 01:26:51,206
If you think about it enough,
you can go nuts.
1431
01:26:51,249 --> 01:26:52,903
That's one of Spab's
favorite lines, by the way.
1432
01:26:58,474 --> 01:27:01,520
Anyway, anyway,
I guess I've talked enough,
1433
01:27:01,564 --> 01:27:03,914
so it's time to meet the guy
that made all this possible,
1434
01:27:03,957 --> 01:27:06,351
Mr. "So fucking what" himself,
Cliff Spab.
1435
01:27:06,395 --> 01:27:07,918
[ALL CHEERING]
1436
01:27:16,709 --> 01:27:17,884
Thank you.
1437
01:27:18,450 --> 01:27:20,322
Thank you.
1438
01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:21,845
ALL:
So fucking what!
1439
01:27:21,888 --> 01:27:23,542
So fucking what!
1440
01:27:23,586 --> 01:27:25,283
So fucking what!
1441
01:27:25,327 --> 01:27:26,980
So fucking what! Okay.
1442
01:27:27,024 --> 01:27:31,681
So fucking what!
So fucking what!
So fucking what!
1443
01:27:31,724 --> 01:27:35,162
SPAB: Standing
out there on the stage
of Madison Heights High,
1444
01:27:35,206 --> 01:27:39,297
I was suddenly
knocked on my ass with
this strange sort of feeling.
1445
01:27:39,341 --> 01:27:42,822
It wasn't just the cheering.
I wasn't really sure
what it was.
1446
01:27:42,866 --> 01:27:45,521
So I just stood there
looking stupid
1447
01:27:45,564 --> 01:27:48,132
for what
seemed like a long time
trying to figure it all out.
1448
01:27:48,175 --> 01:27:50,047
There was nothing
I could do,
1449
01:27:50,090 --> 01:27:51,918
except wait for the chanting
to die down.
1450
01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:55,487
But the noise only
grew louder and louder.
1451
01:27:56,488 --> 01:27:58,795
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
1452
01:28:44,144 --> 01:28:45,755
Everything matters!
1453
01:28:51,543 --> 01:28:54,329
FEMALE NEWSCASTER:
Wendy Pfister and Cliff Spab
1454
01:28:54,372 --> 01:28:57,549
were shot this morning at
a Madison Heights high
school assembly.
1455
01:28:57,593 --> 01:29:00,857
Witnesses say Spab had just
stepped up to the microphone,
1456
01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:02,859
when three shots rang out.
1457
01:29:02,902 --> 01:29:05,165
Pfister was standing nearby.
1458
01:29:05,209 --> 01:29:07,907
After witnessing the shooting,
1459
01:29:07,951 --> 01:29:10,867
hundreds
of grief-stricken students
refused to return to class,
1460
01:29:10,910 --> 01:29:13,522
leaving the campus
a virtual ghost town.
1461
01:29:13,565 --> 01:29:16,960
Madison Heights
high school senior,
Barbara "Babs" Wyler,
1462
01:29:17,003 --> 01:29:19,745
was arraigned
in court today
1463
01:29:19,789 --> 01:29:22,008
in connection
with the shooting of
Wendy Pfister and Cliff Spab.
1464
01:29:22,052 --> 01:29:24,054
FEMALE REPORTER:
Why did you fire
the first shot?
1465
01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:25,490
BARBARA:
Everything matters.
1466
01:29:25,534 --> 01:29:27,274
[REPORTERS CHATTERING]
1467
01:29:27,318 --> 01:29:29,973
Are you a friend of
Cliff Spab?
1468
01:29:30,016 --> 01:29:31,801
FEMALE NEWSCASTER: ...to take
total responsibility
1469
01:29:31,844 --> 01:29:34,673
for everything they say,
do and feel.
1470
01:29:34,717 --> 01:29:38,198
Babs Wyler was
a perpetrator of violence
and a dangerous reactionary.
1471
01:29:39,852 --> 01:29:42,638
The American people
can rest assured
1472
01:29:42,681 --> 01:29:44,901
that all the resources
of this office
1473
01:29:44,944 --> 01:29:48,121
will be used to make sure
that Babs Wyler...
1474
01:29:48,165 --> 01:29:49,949
...the national scholastic
merit award
1475
01:29:49,993 --> 01:29:52,952
for her essay,
"Everything Matters".
1476
01:29:52,996 --> 01:29:56,869
It's about a new generation
of young people
who take total responsibility
1477
01:29:56,913 --> 01:30:00,438
for everything they say,
do and feel.
1478
01:30:00,482 --> 01:30:02,832
This is about
the first amendment.
1479
01:30:02,875 --> 01:30:05,574
What Babs did was an act
of symbolic free speech.
1480
01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:08,403
Now the issue here is
whether we should punish
1481
01:30:08,446 --> 01:30:10,405
a brilliant,
gifted young woman
1482
01:30:10,448 --> 01:30:12,842
for bringing the message
of responsibility,
1483
01:30:12,885 --> 01:30:15,627
hope and optimism to the
world? I don't think so.
1484
01:30:15,671 --> 01:30:18,978
...outside
Madison Heights county jail,
where dozens of protesters
1485
01:30:19,022 --> 01:30:21,590
are staging
an all-night vigil...
1486
01:30:21,633 --> 01:30:23,592
MALE REPORTER: Day after day,
we have watched with
fascination,
1487
01:30:23,635 --> 01:30:26,203
a straight-A student,
Barbara "Babs" Wyler,
1488
01:30:26,246 --> 01:30:28,466
an anything but ordinary
young American
1489
01:30:28,510 --> 01:30:31,513
has been catapulted
from suburban obscurity
1490
01:30:31,556 --> 01:30:34,254
to international fame.
1491
01:30:34,298 --> 01:30:36,909
Tonight, in a live interview
from Madison Heights
county jail,
1492
01:30:36,953 --> 01:30:40,347
we will learn all about
Babs' philosophy for
a new age,
1493
01:30:40,391 --> 01:30:43,263
a philosophy in which
everything matters.
1494
01:30:43,307 --> 01:30:46,005
Those are the words
of Barbara "Babs" Wyler,
1495
01:30:46,049 --> 01:30:49,313
the courageous young woman
we have come to care about
so deeply.
1496
01:30:49,356 --> 01:30:51,446
Babs has been through more
in the past few weeks
1497
01:30:51,489 --> 01:30:53,970
than most of us will
experience in a lifetime.
1498
01:30:54,013 --> 01:30:56,189
But through it all
she has retained
her dignity,
1499
01:30:56,233 --> 01:30:59,323
refusing to be reduced to
the level of her detractors.
1500
01:30:59,366 --> 01:31:01,499
When she emerged
from her terrible ordeal,
1501
01:31:01,543 --> 01:31:03,501
she found herself
strengthened
1502
01:31:03,545 --> 01:31:05,721
and her "Everything Matters"
philosophy intact.
1503
01:31:05,764 --> 01:31:08,593
In short, Babs Wyler
has been transformed
1504
01:31:08,637 --> 01:31:10,595
from a typical
American teenager
1505
01:31:10,639 --> 01:31:13,468
into an atypical
American phenomenon.
1506
01:31:13,511 --> 01:31:16,296
Tonight, for the first time,
1507
01:31:16,340 --> 01:31:20,518
we'll get to spend an hour
with Babs in the privacy
of her own home.
1508
01:31:20,562 --> 01:31:22,999
Babs, what are your
impressions of
Cliff Spab?
1509
01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:28,874
I must be very careful
of what I say about
Cliff Spab.
1510
01:31:28,918 --> 01:31:29,962
But why?
1511
01:31:30,572 --> 01:31:32,138
Because...
1512
01:31:32,182 --> 01:31:33,705
[MONITOR BEEPING]
1513
01:31:39,668 --> 01:31:41,800
Hey, Wendy. Spab.
1514
01:31:41,844 --> 01:31:43,323
Wendy. Spab.
1515
01:31:44,150 --> 01:31:45,500
Wendy. Spab.
1516
01:31:46,892 --> 01:31:48,372
How about another beer?
1517
01:31:48,415 --> 01:31:50,113
How about a bag of gumnuts?
1518
01:31:50,156 --> 01:31:51,897
How about
a stale burrito?
1519
01:31:51,941 --> 01:31:54,421
How about
some 3-in-1 oil
for your folding chair?
1520
01:31:55,422 --> 01:31:57,337
How about a bath
in the sink?
1521
01:31:58,034 --> 01:31:59,601
How about a song?
1522
01:32:02,038 --> 01:32:03,866
Hey, Wendy. Spab.
1523
01:32:03,909 --> 01:32:04,997
Wendy. Spab.
1524
01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:07,086
Wendy. Spab.
1525
01:32:07,130 --> 01:32:08,610
We're getting married
or what?
1526
01:32:10,786 --> 01:32:12,788
Hey, guy,
you fucking know it.
1527
01:32:19,838 --> 01:32:22,232
[NO FUCKIN' PROBLEMPLAYING]
1528
01:32:35,985 --> 01:32:37,769
♪ You talk your shit
1529
01:32:37,813 --> 01:32:39,771
♪ But I ain't listenin'
1530
01:32:39,815 --> 01:32:41,599
♪ And I don't do
1531
01:32:41,643 --> 01:32:43,340
♪ No ass kissin'
1532
01:32:43,383 --> 01:32:44,994
♪ Now here's the point
1533
01:32:45,037 --> 01:32:46,822
♪ That you been missin'
1534
01:32:46,865 --> 01:32:49,651
♪ No fuckin' problem at all
1535
01:32:49,694 --> 01:32:53,350
♪ Ain't got
no fucking problem
1536
01:32:53,393 --> 01:32:56,832
♪ Ain't got
no fucking problem at all
1537
01:32:56,875 --> 01:33:00,444
♪ Ain't got
no fucking problem
1538
01:33:00,487 --> 01:33:03,578
♪ I got
no fucking problem at all
1539
01:33:10,628 --> 01:33:13,283
♪ No fucking problem at all
1540
01:33:17,853 --> 01:33:19,855
♪ No fucking problem
1541
01:33:19,898 --> 01:33:21,552
♪ You think you know
1542
01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:23,075
♪ Everything and more
1543
01:33:23,119 --> 01:33:25,338
♪ But a surprise
1544
01:33:25,382 --> 01:33:26,992
♪ You'll be in for
1545
01:33:27,036 --> 01:33:28,864
♪ Add it all up
1546
01:33:28,907 --> 01:33:30,953
♪ And you got no score
1547
01:33:30,996 --> 01:33:32,911
♪ No fucking problem at all
1548
01:34:21,612 --> 01:34:23,179
♪ You play the part
1549
01:34:23,222 --> 01:34:25,050
♪ That I got no use
1550
01:34:25,094 --> 01:34:27,009
♪ Don't mean a thing
1551
01:34:27,052 --> 01:34:28,880
♪ 'Cause you got no juice
1552
01:34:28,924 --> 01:34:30,665
♪ I live in peace
1553
01:34:30,708 --> 01:34:32,449
♪ I don't need a truce
1554
01:34:32,492 --> 01:34:34,756
♪ No fucking problem at all
1555
01:34:41,545 --> 01:34:43,982
♪ No fucking problem at all
1556
01:34:48,857 --> 01:34:51,294
♪ No fucking problem at all
1557
01:34:56,125 --> 01:34:58,649
♪ No fucking problem at all
1558
01:35:03,262 --> 01:35:05,395
♪ No fucking problem
1559
01:35:05,438 --> 01:35:06,875
♪ I got a piece
1560
01:35:06,918 --> 01:35:08,659
♪ But not to the puzzle
1561
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,574
♪ No time to think
1562
01:35:10,617 --> 01:35:12,445
♪ Staring down a muzzle
1563
01:35:12,489 --> 01:35:14,143
♪ I rise above
1564
01:35:14,186 --> 01:35:16,319
♪ And watch you fizzle
1565
01:35:16,362 --> 01:35:18,451
♪ No fucking problem at all
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