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- Two spades.
- Three hearts.
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Woman: It's all yours.
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I'm void.
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And that's five.
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And that's six. Not bad.
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On a slam contract, you normally
wanna play your winners early.
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- Sorry, daddy.
- You're learning. You're doing fine.
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Connie gilman's a good player.
And a widow.
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I should take her out
because she can play bridge.
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You're a true romantic.
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Woman: You should ask somebody out.
You think cecile's not dating yet?
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Cecile was dating before she left.
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Woman: Oh, shut up, Marv.
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Nope. I have a partner
and she's doing great.
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Amy should be out having fun.
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- I'm having fun.
- Man: Yeah.
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Look like you're having
the time of your life.
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One no trump.
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I-I'm just a little nauseous.
I think I ate too much.
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- Can we take a break?
- Of course. Excuse us.
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- What did you eat?
- Nothing weird.
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- Have you been drinking?
- No, dad, you know...
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Because I don't mind if you...
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Dad?
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Dad?
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Dad? What are you doing?
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You're scaring me! It hurts! Let go!
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What are you doing?
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Man: Henry!
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Henry, let go of her!
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The occasional drink
doesn't bother me, but...
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- What?
- Are you okay?
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What's the matter?
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You had what's called
an absence seizure.
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Anything like that happen to you before?
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No, nothing.
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He's been really healthy.
He jogs, he eats right, he...
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Well, I did have a headache last Sunday.
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And for the past two years
I've been getting acid reflux a lot,
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and I thought that antacids
were all I needed.
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Should I have come in sooner?
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For acid reflux and a headache?
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Well, I... you know, I hear
the coffee downstairs is really good.
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Could you get me a cup, honey?
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Would you mind closing the blinds?
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Foreman: His right testicle
was almost twice as big as his left.
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- Cool.
- It's probably testicular cancer.
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No. That's impossible.
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The symptoms all indicate...
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The shoes aren't right.
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Here's how testicular cancer
would manifest itself.
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First, the patient would get
the exact symptoms that he's got.
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Then foreman would examine him.
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Then he'd suspect testicular cancer
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on account of the symptoms
being so perfect.
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Then he'd stick a needle in it,
then he'd call a surgeon.
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And while that guy operates,
the rest of us would be out bowling.
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And, since we're not
wearing bowling shoes,
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the disease obviously
did not progress in that fashion.
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Lp showed some white cells.
But his mri's clean.
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Sure. If you call a microabcess
in his brain "clean."
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What, you don't trust me?
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Are you're talking
about the left temporal lobe?
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Neat, you can see through my hand.
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- It's just a shadow.
- Or it's an infection.
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When guys have brain-crotch problems
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it's usually the result of using
one too much and the other too little.
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Blood and urine were negative
for syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.
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So treat him for all three, stat.
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Negative means he doesn't have it.
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No, negative means
he probably doesn't have it,
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which means he probably has cancer.
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I thought we were wearing
the wrong shoes for cancer.
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We're wearing the wrong
shoes for testicular cancer.
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They're perfect for lymphoma.
Except chase's, they're just goofy.
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Lymphoma could cause infiltrates
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in his reproductive organs
and his brain.
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If it's this advanced,
he's dead no matter what we do.
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So give him the std meds
and hope the tests were wrong.
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Who's the lucky woman?
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My wife.
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No, I don't wanna know
who gets the chocolates,
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I wanna know
who you're having the affair with.
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He fell on his head as a child. Tragic.
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Nowvegian chocolate.
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Frankly, you buy that stuff,
the terrorists win.
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Some people bottle up their feelings,
have them come out as physical pain.
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Healthy human beings express feelings,
such as affection, by giving gifts.
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Gifts express guilt.
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The more expensive the expression,
the deeper the guilt.
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That's a $12 box.
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Either you haven't slept with her yet
or she wasn't that good.
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It's not all about sex, house.
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Really? When did that change?
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I wanna get depo-provera.
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Actually, at your age,
as long as you're careful,
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the risk of you getting pregnant
is pretty limited.
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Yeah, but it would calm me down, right?
If I get a high enough dose.
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You mean "calm" as in a peaceful lake
on a cool summer evening?
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Or in the lesser-used meaning
of nothing can ever bother you again
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because life has absolutely no meaning.
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High dose of depo-provera
will chemically castrate you.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'm gonna get up to leave now.
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I'm gonna walk to that door,
turn the handle,
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and then you're suddenly gonna decide
that you have to tell me the truth.
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I'm gonna have to turn around,
come all the way back.
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You see, the thing is, my leg hurts. Can
we cut the walking out of the equation?
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I love cows.
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Any particular variety?
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Guernseys? Holsteins?
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Which are the black and white ones?
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Oh, god.
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I pass a farm on my way to school.
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And they're so beautiful,
they're so majestic, I dream about them.
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Leather shoes, hamburgers.
How could anybody do that to a cow?
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Make love, not belts. That's beautiful.
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- I haven't actually...
- Relax.
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This is something we doctors
deal with all the time.
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I'm gonna write you the name of a drug.
You don't need a prescription.
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And it looks just like depo-provera.
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- But does it do the same thing?
- Oh, god, no.
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That stuff has all sorts of nasty
side effects. It's real medicine.
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No, this is all you need. Your frat
buddies will be completely fooled.
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You can tell them
how appalled the doctor was.
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Lots of laughs.
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We think you may have
a sexually transmitted disease.
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No. It's not possible.
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Sir, maybe we should speak in private?
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Have you tested him for this?
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The tests were negative.
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Well, then it's not that.
So, what else could it be?
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Nothing good.
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If you've been having sex
you have to tell me.
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I have not had sex since my divorce!
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I didn't ask him to take the medicine.
I asked you to give him the medicine.
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- He hasn't had sex in over a year.
- He's lying.
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He knows what's at stake.
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We should start treating him
for lymphoma right away.
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Maybe if we hit him hard and fast.
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Wilson!
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How long can you go without sex?
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How long can you go
without annoying people?
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No, seriously. A week, a month?
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I'm not having an affair!
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I didn't say you were.
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Not in this conversation.
We're talking about a patient.
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People have impulse control.
We don't need sex.
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Well, not like air. But as
a biological imperative, sure we do.
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There's two things we get stupid for:
Money and sex.
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And since money
rarely enters the bloodstream...
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Was his daughter in the room
when you asked if he'd had sex?
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I told him we could talk privately,
he didn't care if she was there.
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It's almost noon.
The little girl would go to lunch.
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As soon as she's out the door, you're
gonna get paged. Then you page me.
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Lunch is early, huh?
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Hi. I'm Dr. House.
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I hear you'd rather die
than admit you had sex.
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- Sorry. I couldn't tell my daughter.
- Right. Because she's, what, 22?
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I slept with her mom.
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She probably knows
that's happened already.
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Roll over.
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My wife had an affair. I forgave her.
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She had another affair
and I forgave her again.
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Amy thinks I was an idiot.
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So smart.
You must be very proud. Roll over.
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I assume you've been in love.
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Is that the one
that makes your pants feel funny?
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I'm starting you
on a cocktail of std meds.
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Amy is just getting over it.
She barely spoke to her mom for months
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andifshethought
that it was happening again,
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that that's why I got sick...
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We just happened to be
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at the same Italian
cheese-tasting thing.
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Cheese is the devil's plaything.
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It was just the one night.
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You're obviously completely over her.
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Amy thinks love leads you
to make stupid choices.
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You're certainly setting
a good example for her.
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Yeah. She just doesn't get it.
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If you're not prepared to look stupid,
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then nothing great
is ever gonna happen, right?
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On the other hand,
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I guess your testicles
aren't going to explode, either.
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Dad.
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Is everything okay?
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I have a sexually transmitted disease.
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How is that possible?
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He met a woman in church.
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Does she play bridge?
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Does she...
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Crash cart! Oh, god!
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- Is this another seizure?
- Shut up!
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Coming in!
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Amy: Oh, god!
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Nurse: Here you go.
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Forty milligrams furosemide.
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Knock him out.
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It's in.
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How would an std do this?
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It wouldn't.
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Chase: It was flash pulmonary edema.
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We took a liter of fluid off
but the problem wasn't with his lungs.
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It's his heart. There are vegetations
obstructing his mitral valve.
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It's not an std.
Lymphoma wouldn't erupt that suddenly.
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So what is it then?
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A disease that attacks his brain,
heart and testicles.
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- I think Byron wrote about that.
- Could be psittacosis.
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Chlamydia cultures
would've come back positive.
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Strep viridians can hit the heart.
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Wouldn't mess
with the reproductive system.
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Maybe things aren't so nicely connected.
He's 65.
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We could be looking at multiple
systems
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just starting
to break down independently.
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Way to a man's heart
is through his stomach.
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He's had acid reflux for years,
it can't be relevant.
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Seems there are other ways to kill
people besides having sex with them.
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You don't need this so much.
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Problem is not your lungs,
it's your heart.
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That Italian cheese thing at the church,
what sort of cheese?
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Why do you need to know?
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I'm having a fondue party.
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- Was it sheep cheese?
- Might have been, why?
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- Was it soft?
- Yeah.
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- Taste like crap?
- Yeah, bitter.
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Taste like this?
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Yeah, but how did you...
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That was regular low-fat American.
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I added some bacteria for flavor.
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You fed him bacteria?
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It's pretty much on everything.
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Especially the unpasteurized sheep
cheese they make in the alps.
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That stuff will give you brucellosis.
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Key to a long life:
Exotic women and boring cheese.
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I'm gonna start you
on rifampin and doxycycline.
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Doesn't make any sense.
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I mean, nobody else
at the church got sick.
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99.9% of christians
have so much acid in their stomach,
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they become churning cauldrons
of death
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for all those nasty little
brucellosis bugs.
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But you were taking antacids
for your acid reflux.
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So that turns your digestive tract
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into a pleasant scenic river
for all those bacterial tourists.
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You sure you're right?
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Absolutely. Your socks don't match.
246
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,445
Which means you got up
and got dressed in the dark,
247
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,149
which means you don't wanna
wake your wife,
248
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,390
which means you don't wanna
talk to her, which means...
249
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,933
I was referring to your patient.
250
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,101
Oh, that.
251
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,729
No. Come on, I'm basing it on cheese.
252
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,414
How long before you get the tests back?
253
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,857
Well, we'll know before that.
254
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:20,068
If I'm wrong, he'll just keep getting
worse and slowly die.
255
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,114
And if I'm right, either we caught it
in time and he gets better,
256
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,743
or we didn't, and he goes
into cardiac arrest at any moment.
257
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,165
Paddles!
258
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,089
Charging. Two-fifty. Clear!
259
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,676
Charging! Three hundred! Clear!
260
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,013
Charging! Three-sixty! Clear!
261
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,598
Epinephrine.
262
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,823
- You gonna tell her?
- That you suspect an affair?
263
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,159
Sure. Well, she already hates you,
why not?
264
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:12,370
Because you think getting it off
your chest will let you sleep better.
265
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,499
It won't. You'll end up sleeping
on my lumpy couch.
266
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,625
There's nothing to tell.
267
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,919
Why are you playing foosball here
at 8:00 at night?
268
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,755
You always wanna simplify everything.
269
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,550
Boil it down to nice, easy equations.
Nice, easy answers.
270
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,429
Go home and have sex with your wife.
271
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:36,019
His heart is back in sinus rhythm.
There's a lot of damage, though.
272
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,480
It was brucellosis,
but we got to it too late.
273
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,649
The vegetation broke off
in his main coronary artery
274
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,025
and caused an infarction.
275
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:46,196
His heart muscle's half dead.
He'll be lucky to last a week.
276
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,490
Other than that, how's he doing?
277
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,536
Seriously.
278
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:57,290
His brain, testicle, lungs, tonsils,
how's all that other stuff doing?
279
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,878
His brain is clear now
and so is the genito-urinary tract
280
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,214
and his kidney function is good.
281
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:08,176
So, all he needs is a heart
and he's out of here.
282
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:14,057
House: He's a prime candidate
for transplant.
283
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,935
Doesn't smoke, drinks moderately.
284
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,105
His tox screen was negative
for illegal drugs and legal ones.
285
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,691
Surveillance blood cultures show
absolutely no sign
286
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,526
of any lingering brucella bacteria.
287
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,611
He's 66 years old.
288
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,239
He told me he was 65.
289
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,699
Liar. I'm out of here.
290
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:35,036
There is an inverse correlation
between patient age and success rates.
291
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,371
He's in excellent health.
292
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,125
This was his first hospitalization
since breaking his leg at 23.
293
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,835
Or 22, I'm not sure anymore.
294
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,046
If this patient were to survive
the operation,
295
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,756
he'd get another, what,
296
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:50,302
five, 10, maybe 20 years
if he's very lucky?
297
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:54,055
So you're saying that old people
aren't as worth saving as young people?
298
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,808
He's saying that hearts
are a scarce resource.
299
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,519
- We have to choose criteria...
- House: No, I get it.
300
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,355
Women live longer,
so they should get preference, right?
301
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,858
And African-Americans,
they die a lot younger,
302
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,151
so to hell with them.
303
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,904
What, you think you're gonna
win me over by calling me a racist?
304
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,114
If the test is who gets
to use it the longest,
305
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,325
you can either be a racist
or a hypocrite.
306
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,745
Your patient had a life, a family.
307
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,289
We've got 18-year-old kids who...
308
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,416
How old are you, doctor?
309
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,419
When do we get to toss you
on an ice floe?
310
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,213
Cuddy: And thank you, Dr. House.
311
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,007
Unless anybody else
has any further questions,
312
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,676
we will now go into private session.
313
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:36,389
Oh, I'm on pins and needles.
I wonder how you'll decide.
314
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:45,106
The nets just won their third game
in a row, beat the Lakers.
315
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,779
I'm sorry.
316
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,739
They voted no.
317
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,079
When
318
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,332
will I die?
319
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,462
You might have a week.
320
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,327
I wrote a letter
to the board of directors
321
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,705
appealing the transplant
committee's decision.
322
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,375
I'm alleging bias against you
clouded their medical judgment.
323
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,544
- I need you to sign.
- They made the right call.
324
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,713
You don't believe that.
You told the committee...
325
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,173
I was advocating for my patient.
326
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,390
Then why are you...
327
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,559
Advocating for my patient.
328
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,769
I've got that clinic duty.
329
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,398
I need you to get me the files
on everybody who dies here today.
330
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,942
You really think this thing
will change their decision?
331
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,193
Nope.
332
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,705
I think I broke my ankle.
333
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,874
I was kicked. By a hoof.
334
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,211
I'm so in love. She was so beautiful.
335
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,589
Which one?
One of the black and white ones,
336
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,342
- I'm not sure what type...
- Not which type, which one?
337
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,885
I want a name.
338
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,513
- Why would it have a name?
- Not "it." "She." Or "he."
339
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,974
I wanna know her dreams, her hopes.
340
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,225
It's a cow.
341
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,687
Hey, I'm not the one
who said he was in love.
342
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:52,317
People who actually have
this condition rationalize it.
343
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,862
They dismiss it, they don't elevate it
to the level of poetry.
344
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,114
Plus there's a wooden splinter in there.
345
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,450
So, either you hit yourself
with a two-by-four,
346
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,202
or Elsie has a peg leg.
347
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,204
I'm off duty at 6:00.
348
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:07,165
Give yourself another whack,
come back and scam somebody else.
349
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:11,711
I'm sick! And you're a doctor,
you have a duty to help me.
350
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,464
Technically,
I don't have to treat anybody
351
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:20,053
before running a series of painful
and often humiliating tests.
352
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,518
Whatever you need.
353
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,937
90-year-old woman died of pneumonia.
354
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,815
Unless she has a bionic heart,
what's next?
355
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,943
Baby died in the icu...
356
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,863
Babies are useless. They got hearts
the size of ping-pong balls. Next.
357
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,699
A 40-year-old male.
358
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,202
- House: Yes?
- Heart attack.
359
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,665
If you really cared about me,
you'd find me a better corpse.
360
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,543
There's no other deaths. There's one
woman who was in a car accident.
361
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,877
Bad one, I hope.
362
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,171
The organ procurement people
have been notified.
363
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,297
Give me her file.
364
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,842
It's in the er,
they're still working on her.
365
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,511
Age? About 40.
366
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,221
Young, damn.
367
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,431
Young is good.
368
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,516
Smoker? Don't know.
369
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,560
- Find out.
- She's still alive.
370
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,663
Even if we get on the list,
we can't go near her...
371
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:11,855
Ovewveig ht?
372
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,857
She's on the hefty side.
373
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,401
Excellent. Our odds just went up.
374
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,319
What odds? What is this?
375
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,823
60% of potential donor hearts
get tossed in the trash
376
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,741
because there's something
wrong with them.
377
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,493
With fat people, it's closer to 80.
378
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,245
But if her heart's no good, then...
379
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:30,790
Big fat, sloppy heart beats
no heart at all.
380
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,853
- Are you Mr. Neuberger?
- Yes.
381
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,939
I'm Dr. House. I need to ask you
a few questions about your wife.
382
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,107
Is she gonna be okay?
383
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,067
I'm afraid I don't know that.
384
00:21:58,401 --> 00:21:59,903
Could you tell me about her accident?
385
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,531
They think she fell asleep, went off
the road. That's all they told me.
386
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,492
Any problems with her health
up until now?
387
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:06,659
Why?
388
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,954
Please, it's important.
389
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,458
She had a fever today,
but othewvise she was...
390
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,336
- How high?
- About 101.
391
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,715
She hasn't missed a day
of teaching in years.
392
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,593
And I should've made her stay home.
393
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,221
Any other symptoms?
394
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,641
A stomachache. Who cares?
She was in a car crash!
395
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,726
- Mr. Neuberger? Yeah?
- My name's Ellen stambler.
396
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,437
I'm the organ procurement coordinator
for southern New Jersey.
397
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:38,650
I just want to assure you that we'll
treat her organs with care and dignity.
398
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:41,986
Her organs?
399
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,866
Laura died?
400
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,911
I'm sorry, I thought...
401
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,331
She was just pronounced dead.
402
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,542
I thought he was telling you.
403
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,377
I didn't know.
404
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,880
You should never make assumptions.
405
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,468
What did you want from me?
406
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,056
I'm sorry for your loss.
407
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,767
But I need your wife's heart.
408
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,862
The organ procurement coordinator
just left the hospital.
409
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:28,366
Means we got lucky.
Either that or she's getting lunch.
410
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:31,494
Dead woman's last name
have a "u" or a "w"?
411
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,871
You're hacking into
a confidential patient file?
412
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,707
Is that a problem for you?
413
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,625
It's a "u". N-e-u.
414
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,003
House: Berger.
415
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:47,385
Three minutes ago, her organs
were officially declared "not viable."
416
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,721
Time to go dumpster diving.
417
00:23:58,813 --> 00:23:59,856
Foreman: Hey!
418
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:02,900
She's got hepatitis c.
Her alts are three times normal.
419
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,820
With Henry's immune system down,
an infected heart will kill him.
420
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,572
Fortunately, she didn't have hep c.
421
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,991
- She tested positive.
- Her history says othewvise.
422
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,596
Her husband told me she
was running a fever with stomach pains,
423
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,704
not symptomatic of hep c.
424
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:48,321
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
425
00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:50,448
Hey, what are you doing?
426
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,450
Again, sorry.
427
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,952
But we need to talk.
428
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:59,374
Mr. Neuberger has every right
to take his wife off the ventilator.
429
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,376
His wife signed an organ donor card.
430
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:04,545
Which became invalid
when her organs were turned down.
431
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:07,340
I can use them! I just need some time.
432
00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,300
Committee says
they won't take her heart.
433
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,719
Another committee says
a guy can't have a heart.
434
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,304
It's a marriage made in heaven.
435
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,229
I could find a surgical team
that can do this,
436
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:18,059
classify it as experimental.
It's not gonna screw with their numbers.
437
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,663
This is what she wanted.
She wanted her organs to help other...
438
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,647
She never wanted to be kept alive
on a ventilator!
439
00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:24,565
She's not, she's dead!
440
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,151
She's not in pain, she's not suffering,
441
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:29,529
it's just her meat
we're dealing with here.
442
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,450
- This is my wife.
- Not anymore.
443
00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:37,578
She deserves some respect, some dignity.
444
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:39,288
- I respect the living.
- Right!
445
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:41,999
That is why you made me think
that you were her doctor,
446
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,919
made me believe that maybe
there was some hope.
447
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,547
- I never said that I was her doctor.
- Fine! You didn't lie,
448
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,590
but you sure as hell
didn't give me any respect.
449
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,884
I'm taking her off the machines. Now.
450
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,179
Nicely played.
451
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,389
It's not over.
452
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,189
Excuse me. Are you Mr. Neuberger?
453
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,150
Yeah, why?
454
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,693
I'm Amy arrington.
455
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,529
I wanted to thank you.
456
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,706
This girl's father will die
by next weekend
457
00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:23,624
unless he gets your wife's heart.
458
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,377
House, don't you think
that's a little manipulative?
459
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:29,297
No. It's hugely manipulative.
460
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,215
You're an ass.
461
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,469
Hey, listen!
You take your wife off life support
462
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:37,263
and I'll have forgotten about this
in two weeks.
463
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:38,639
Gail here, on the other hand...
464
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,142
- Amy.
- Whatever.
465
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:46,647
You're mad at me. Fine, I get that.
Take it out on me, not on her.
466
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:07,543
Fine. Your dad can have her heart.
467
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:34,195
Fever, stomach pain,
raised liver enzymes.
468
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,613
She's sick.
469
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,824
Worse than that, she's dead.
470
00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:40,827
My point is, even if it's not hep c,
it's something.
471
00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:42,203
They turned her down as a donor
472
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,914
because if we put that heart
into someone, they won't survive.
473
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,707
Whatever made her sick will kill him!
474
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,835
Yeah. So what is it?
475
00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:50,545
The enzymes indicate...
476
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:53,339
You want us to do a differential
diagnosis on a dead person?
477
00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:54,549
We're going to cure her.
478
00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:56,050
We're going to cure death?
479
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,512
Doubt it.
480
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,764
Just wanna get the infection
out of her heart
481
00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:03,391
before we get the heart out of her.
482
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,184
The fever indicates an infection.
483
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,354
She probably has hep c
and a bad case of the flu.
484
00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,189
Let's assume, just for fun,
485
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:13,109
that the answer is something
that might be helpful.
486
00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:15,987
Fever and belly pain.
Could be a gall bladder infection.
487
00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,655
Like that.
488
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,407
Do an mri, stat.
489
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,458
Foreman:
You really don't need to be here.
490
00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:32,587
I assume house is a great doctor.
491
00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:34,755
Why would you assume that?
492
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:39,218
Because, when you're that big a jerk,
you're either great or unemployed.
493
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:43,946
Chase: No sign
of gall bladder infection.
494
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,017
- But there was a cyst.
- Perfectly round.
495
00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:48,728
Hep c wouldn't cause...
The question was never "is it hep c?"
496
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,814
The question was,
"given that it's not hep c, what is it?"
497
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,900
- Adenoma?
- Not solid enough.
498
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:57,737
- Cavernous hemangioma?
- Not vascular enough.
499
00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:02,074
What if she was sloppy
about washing her hands after pooping?
500
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,368
Amoeba infection?
501
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,371
If the amebiasis started in her liver,
then spread to her blood,
502
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,249
that would explain all her symptoms,
except for the crushed skull.
503
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,126
But I'm assuming
that's from the car crash.
504
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,086
I'll start her on paromomycin
and chloroquine.
505
00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:15,463
Ten grams each.
506
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,341
That's 20 times the normal dose.
507
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:21,969
Right, so we'll destroy her retinas
and damage her hearing.
508
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,972
Whoever wants those parts
is having a very bad day.
509
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:28,351
Couple hours on the meds,
she'll be feeling great.
510
00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,150
I got your labs.
511
00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,778
- Do you eat Guinea pigs?
- No.
512
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:42,615
How about hamsters or mice? Humans?
513
00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,408
What are you talking about?
514
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,993
Is something wrong with me?
515
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,536
Absolutely nothing.
516
00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:49,372
Your blood work is perfect.
517
00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:53,250
You have lots of vitamins,
minerals, all kinds of proteins,
518
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:58,089
including a little something
I like to call bovine serum albumin
519
00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:03,302
which you get from eating
the animals mentioned. Or cow.
520
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:07,390
You don't really worship cows.
521
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:10,267
So I have to wonder,
what could be more humiliating
522
00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:14,647
than someone calling your girlfriend
a cow and not being metaphorical?
523
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,831
- Nice.
- That's my mom.
524
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,712
Either that's a very old photograph
or it's your stepmom.
525
00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:40,798
She goes around the house
in a bikini. Or less.
526
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,675
I can't stop thinking about her.
527
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,177
My dad's in Europe. I'll be watching TV,
528
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,305
she'll give me a massage.
I can't walk for an hour.
529
00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:50,683
Still. Cows?
530
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:51,851
She's my mother!
531
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,060
Step.
532
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,690
Please? I just need the medicine
for three months
533
00:30:57,815 --> 00:31:00,526
until I graduate
and I move out of the house.
534
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,113
Please.
535
00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:09,535
You're not gonna have any fun
at graduation.
536
00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,664
House: Keep up the good work.
537
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,583
Your shirt is ironed.
538
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,419
That means
you haven't told your wife anything.
539
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:21,213
Let's say you're right.
540
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,091
You're saying I'm right?
541
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,927
No, "let" is saying.
542
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,139
Does it occur to you that
maybe there's some deeper guidance
543
00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:31,849
than "keep your mouth shut"?
544
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:35,936
That maybe a friend might value
concern over glibness?
545
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:37,563
That maybe...
546
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,609
Maybe I'm going through something
547
00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:44,945
that I need to have
an actual conversation about?
548
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:53,579
Does it occur to you that
if you need that kind of a friend,
549
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:56,332
you may have made some deeper errors?
550
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:08,844
Her heartbeat's irregular.
Looks like global hypokinesis.
551
00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:16,352
Stop the meds.
552
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:19,814
You're giving up?
553
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:22,691
Either we're wrong
and her heart is unusable,
554
00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:24,860
or we're right,
but the treatment we have
555
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,946
to give her will make
her heart unusable.
556
00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:31,158
I'm sorry. You can pull the plug now.
557
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:33,327
Find me another body.
558
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,454
That fat guy on ortho service
didn't look so hot.
559
00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:39,583
She's not ready.
560
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,795
You were ready this morning.
561
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,421
She's not done!
562
00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,967
She's got to save that guy.
563
00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,146
House: Alternate theories?
564
00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:02,481
Amebiasis was our best hope.
565
00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,692
The fact that her heart rate
went back to normal
566
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:06,402
when we stopped the meds confirms...
567
00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:07,820
What's our second-best hope?
568
00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:11,115
House, put down the wand,
there's no obstruction.
569
00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:13,742
Maybe we should just biopsy it.
570
00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,953
She's a fridge with the power out.
571
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:19,874
If we start poking around inside,
the vegetable goes bad.
572
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:22,960
No offense.
573
00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:24,646
I don't see that we have
a lot of choice.
574
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,297
The only way
we'll find that infection...
575
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:29,383
Cameron: What if it's not an infection?
Toxins can cause similar symptoms,
576
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,427
especially if whatever
it is did liver damage.
577
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:33,429
Her toxin screen was clean.
578
00:33:33,554 --> 00:33:36,932
Those things never cover
for any of the really cool toxins.
579
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,935
Run the screen again
for whatever you can think of.
580
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,146
You, keep the other patient alive.
581
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,814
You check out the school.
582
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:47,902
And I seem to need to hire
another doctor to go search her home.
583
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,280
Come on.
584
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:57,661
If she was taking any medications,
I'd know about it.
585
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:01,582
Does your wife dye her hair?
586
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:06,170
No. Her mom never went gray,
she didn't either.
587
00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:08,339
Guess this must be yours, then.
588
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,133
Can you think of anything else
she might've lied to you about?
589
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:14,261
Any drugs she gave up
when she married you?
590
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:27,775
How are you feeling, sir?
591
00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:29,526
Mr. Arrington?
592
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,153
Mr. Arrington?
593
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:34,949
What's going on?
594
00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:37,117
His heart's not pumping enough blood
to his brain.
595
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:40,621
We're gonna have to give it some help.
Get the balloon ready.
596
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,795
Do you use this drawer?
597
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,339
Ronald: No, that's for her vitamins.
598
00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,924
And sleeping pills.
599
00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:54,843
She never took sleeping pills.
600
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,220
Okay.
601
00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:00,099
You on a diet?
602
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:11,068
I guess you never
really know someone, do you?
603
00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:12,945
Quite the insight.
604
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:15,698
She lied to you about her hair color
605
00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:18,951
and didn't want you to know
she thought she was fat.
606
00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:22,288
Unless you never lied to her
about anything that huge,
607
00:35:22,413 --> 00:35:25,207
I think you can probably
let those slide.
608
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:29,336
Diet pills could have messed her up.
609
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,839
Raised the liver enzymes
and caused the bellyache.
610
00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:33,424
Not the fever.
611
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,342
Maybe something else set off the fever.
612
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,468
Like what?
613
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:39,263
Before I show you these, they were
in a locked drawer in her desk.
614
00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:41,890
The vice principal said that Laura
must have confiscated them.
615
00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:45,686
- They've had some problems...
- Neither interesting nor helpful.
616
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,814
This, at least, is interesting.
617
00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:51,567
No, it's not.
618
00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:54,570
Sex with teenagers isn't interesting?
Where did you grow up?
619
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:58,032
It isn't helpful.
Teenage boys aren't toxins.
620
00:35:58,574 --> 00:36:01,035
What if the cyst isn't a cyst?
621
00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,996
Then we have nothing to go on.
622
00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:06,665
I said it's not a cyst.
I didn't say it was nothing.
623
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:07,958
What if it's a scar?
624
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,835
Foreman: Fitzhugh-Curtis syndrome?
625
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,920
You're pushing gonorrhea again?
626
00:36:12,046 --> 00:36:13,797
You got anything better?
627
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,842
Test her. And start her on ceftriaxone.
628
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,899
What are you testing for now?
629
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,569
Just some more infections.
630
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:52,044
She's positive for gonorrhea.
631
00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:57,633
I think that's the first time
those words have been uttered in joy.
632
00:36:57,758 --> 00:36:58,758
The meds are started.
633
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,446
Her heart should be clear enough
to use in about four or five hours.
634
00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:03,013
I'll go tell the families.
635
00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,431
He's in a coma.
636
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,434
- Start him on dobutamine.
- Already did.
637
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:11,647
We either do the surgery now
or we find him a new brain, too.
638
00:37:12,106 --> 00:37:15,818
House, she's still got a significant
amount of gonorrhea in her system.
639
00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:18,779
Hopefully tomorrow
it'll be in his system.
640
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:23,200
I need two O.R.'s
and the transplant team.
641
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,286
Orderly: Get ready.
642
00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:29,706
- What is it?
- Excuse me.
643
00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:33,627
Insert iv.
644
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,462
Sides up.
645
00:37:35,838 --> 00:37:38,215
What's going on? Is he getting a heart?
646
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,716
Yeah.
647
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,974
Come on, come on.
648
00:37:51,145 --> 00:37:54,898
I assume this means
you found out what was wrong with Laura.
649
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,698
She had amebiasis.
650
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:06,493
We just found a different way
to get rid of it.
651
00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:10,289
Thank you.
652
00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:15,627
That was kind of you.
653
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,005
I didn't want him going postal on us.
654
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,340
As soon as his wife's heart's in
our hands
655
00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:22,509
you can tell him about the gonorrhea.
656
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:25,012
He's got to be tested.
657
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,973
Preferably before
he gets any sympathy sex.
658
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:02,716
Paddles.
659
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,598
Fifty joules.
660
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,895
Charging.
661
00:39:21,235 --> 00:39:22,528
Charging.
662
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,745
Let's take him off bypass.
663
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,084
Nurse: Okay.
664
00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:39,211
Surgeon: Switch...
665
00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:54,184
Mr. Neuberger, there's something
I need to tell you.
666
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:59,856
For the last year
667
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,900
or so,
668
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,529
Laura was kind of distant with me.
669
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:07,281
I don't know why.
670
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:10,909
I thought maybe
she was having an affair.
671
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:13,078
But, not Laura.
672
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:17,666
And I'm not excusing myself, but when
I was traveling during Christmas
673
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,126
I had a...
674
00:40:20,002 --> 00:40:22,004
I had a one-night stand.
675
00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:23,755
I got gonorrhea.
676
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,927
- Are you sure...
- Yeah.
677
00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:32,848
I should've said something to you.
678
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,601
But I didn't wanna believe
that I gave it to her.
679
00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:40,272
That's what made her sick and that was
why she got into the accident.
680
00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:04,296
Cecile?
681
00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:07,174
Am I dead?
682
00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,051
Hopefully not for a long time.
683
00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,304
Why are you here?
684
00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:13,972
Amy called me.
685
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:18,518
If you do mom again,
you gotta wear a condom.
686
00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:22,105
You're gonna have gonorrhea
in your system for a while.
687
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:05,482
Could I stay with you for a few days?
688
00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:09,111
You idiot. You told her.
689
00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:10,821
She told me.
690
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,950
Things have been crappy at home lately.
691
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:17,786
I figured I wasn't spending
enough time with her.
692
00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:19,371
I figured...
693
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:25,043
Turns out you're right.
694
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:27,170
It's always about sex.
695
00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:30,507
She's been having an affair.
696
00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:40,058
Want a beer?
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