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[Breathing deeply]
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Ah, the open sea.
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What the fuck am I supposed
to do out here?
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[Mediterranean music playing]
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Ciao, Signor Gary!
I'm so happy to see you.
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How was your morning, my man?
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Pretty dull, Giacomo.
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You know, there are many
ways to cure boredom.
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Have you tried screaming at
the football match on the T.V.
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with your peers?
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[Shouting in Italian]
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Soccer!
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Yeah, that's pretty fun,
I guess.
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Oh, I almost forget,
Signor Gary.
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There is news from your home.
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"Demon Promises Major Carnage
Unless Demands are Met."
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Oh, my God, that's Fleshler.
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I gotta go, Giacomo!
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Where?
Where you go, Gary?
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To deal with
unfinished business.
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I'm going back where I belong.
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[Screaming]
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I'm sorry, Maria, I didn't
see you there.
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Oh, my goodness!
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I'm sorry, Maria.
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Signor Gary!
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I didn't mean to scare you.
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But it's me, Maria.
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I know, I know.
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Why you do this to me,
Signor Gary?
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I'm sorry.
I don't know.
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You scared me so...
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Why you do it?
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I'm sorry, like I said...
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Why you do it?
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It was a misunderstanding.
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Why you do it?
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It was a misunder...
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Why you do it?
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Maria, I'm really...
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[Sobbing]
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Okay, don't cry.
Don't cry.
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[Sobbing]
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This is actually a bit much.
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Signor Gary, what are you doing!
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Don't worry, everyone!
Gary's back.
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What the hell?
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Excuse me, do you
have a visitor's pass?
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Uh... no.
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But I'm Gary, so I
probably don't need one.
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I was the demon hunter
here for 31 years.
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It was a record.
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Retired less than 12 months ago.
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Not ringing any bells?
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My face was up on the wall
before this whole place
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was renovated to look like
the inside of Steve Job's...
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Steve Jobs...
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A white space.
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If you don't have
a visitor's pass,
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you're going to have to leave.
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Okay, well, I don't think I...
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Hey, easy, all right?
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You know what, get your
hands off of me.
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Is there someone in charge
I could talk to?
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[Gargnel]
Intruder! Intruder!
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No, I'm not an intruder,
Gargnel, I'm Gary.
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[Gargnel]
Please stay still and await punitive measures.
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Why does nobody recognize me?
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Ow, man!
What the hell?
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You two are fucking dead.
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[Exclaiming]
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[Gargnel]
Hold still.
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Heavens!
Now, stand down, everyone.
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[Screaming]
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Gary, it's okay.
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Leslie, is that you?
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This lady wouldn't let me in
and Gargnel sprayed my eyes.
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I think I'm blind!
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Do you have a visitor's pass
for him by any chance?
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Oh, God.
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[Groaning]
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Oh, yeah, sorry about that, Gar.
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The ministry has undergone
some changes in the past year.
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Oh, but hey,
you're looking well.
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I like your hair!
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It's very... kind of an egg
wearing a grass skirt.
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Yeah, yeah, okay,
enough chitchat, Leslie.
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I saw the article
about Fleshler.
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So just tell me what you
know and I'll take care of it.
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Oh, no, that won't be necessary. Tucker...
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Tucker can't handle him, Les.
Trust me.
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This is my fight.
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This is what my whole life
has been leading up to.
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Gary, Fleshler is dead.
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Uh, ex...
Pardon me?
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Apparently after you blew
him up with your mind,
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one of his assistants...
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Darvon?
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Yeah, well, he collected
all the bits of flesh
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and sort of built
him back up together.
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So after Tucker killed him
he brought the body here.
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No more surprises.
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This was supposed
to be my big arc.
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I'm sorry, what?
Your big arc?
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My life's purpose.
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Fleshler killed Janine,
so I killed him, or did I?
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And he comes back, we
have one final battle,
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and maybe he kills me in
that battle and I die a hero?
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You know, my fucking arc!
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Right, okay.
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Well, I'm sorry Tucker
saved you from... dying.
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Is that the part that
you're upset about?
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No!
I'm...
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I don't know. Maybe.
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Right, well, sorry you
get to go back to Italy
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with a heart unburdened
by revenge.
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Sounds tough.
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[Sighing]
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Oh, speak of the devil.
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Welcome back, Tucker.
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Hey, Les.
[Gasping]
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Gary!
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I didn't know you were here.
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Oh, yeah, how's
it going, Tucker?
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Caught yourself a
goblin there, huh?
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Yeah, it's a Rumpelstiltskin,
no big deal.
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He was defrauding a
bunch of old folks
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down at the retirement home.
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It wasn't fraud!
It was fair game!
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Gold for souls, unless
they guessed my name.
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His name's not Rumpelstiltskin?
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Technically he did change
his name to "Roger Brown."
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No one would ever
guess "Roger Brown."
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It's too normal.
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[Laughing]
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Tricky.
Very tricky.
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Hey, there's my favourite guy!
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Hanley!
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Oh, hey, Gary.
You're here, too.
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Wassup, T-Man?
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[Exclaiming]
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[Laughing]
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All right.
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How's it going, H-Train.
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I dunno, still chuggin' along.
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[Imitating train whistle]
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Good stuff.
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So Gary, what brings you by?
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Oh, um... just in
the neighbourhood,
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thought I'd pop in and see
how things are going.
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Couldn't be better.
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Tuck's been slaying up a storm,
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so we've had time to
redesign the office.
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And he's been super-nice to me,
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which is something I
didn't know I wanted.
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Aw, isn't Hanley just the best?
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No, he is not.
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Anyways, I'd love to chat more,
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but I just got a call about
another demon across town.
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So I'm gonna go
give him some vitamin T.
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Better be a double dose.
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[Laughing]
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"T" is for "Tucker."
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Yeah, yeah...
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Hey, what if I came with, Tuck?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I don't think that
that's necessary, Gary.
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That feels like one of
your patented bad ideas.
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Hey, I don't mind.
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Fighting demons solo is cool,
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but there's no substitute
for good company.
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Aw!
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Well said.
Well said.
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Sweet, let's do it!
See ya, Leslie.
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Catch ya later, H-Train.
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I'll just be waiting
at the station.
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[Laughing]
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Trains again.
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Let's go.
Let's go.
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I don't want to hear
any more of that.
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[Hanley]
Choo-choo!
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[Laughing]
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So, Tucker, how's your
first year been going?
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I know when I started out it
was a lot at once, so you know,
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it might be nice to
have a mentor around?
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Oh, man, Gary, that's something
I would have taken you up on
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for sure in the beginning.
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But now I've got the hang of it
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so you don't have to
worry about me at all.
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Oh, cool, cool.
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Oh, and hey, did Leslie tell
you I killed that Fleshler guy?
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She mentioned it, yeah.
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Yeah, I thought he'd
be super-hard to beat
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but he wasn't.
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Here we are.
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Yeah.
Oh.
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[Screaming]
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Okay, Gary, looks like we're
dealing with a Drekavac,
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a demon from Slavic mythology
that's the ghost of...
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It's the ghost of an unbaptized
child's soul that runs around
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begging people to baptize it.
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I know.
I'll take the demon.
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You get the kids to safety.
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Oh, Gary, you don't have to...
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No, don't argue with me, Tucker.
It's Gary time.
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Hey, demon!
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Baptize me!
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No, I will not be doing that.
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[Grunting]
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Yikes.
Okay, kids, follow me.
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Wow, I'm a bit rusty.
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Okay, sword, make me better!
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[Singing]
Through the distant night!
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I'm the guy who goes...!
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And I can't remember
all the words!
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I'm the best!
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There I go.
Stuck the landing almost.
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Hey, demon...
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[Groaning]
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Oh, cramp.
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Holy crap, that's a bad cramp.
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You want me in there, Big G?
Come on, let me at 'em.
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No, Tucker, I got it...
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Baptize me!
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[Muffled muttering]
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[Exclaiming]
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Baptize me!
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Sais, improve me!
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[Singing]
Every day I am rising and growing!
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Becoming the best me
I can be!
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I can feel it, my
enemy's showing!
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That he's frightened
of the hero in me!
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The hero in me!
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Whoa.
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Yeah, that was awesome!
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Tell your demon friends that
this continent is off-limits!
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[Grunting]
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I can't tell them
that if you kill me!
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Oh, God!
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[kid]
Thanks, Tucker!
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[Cheering]
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Come on, Gary, get in here, bud.
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All right.
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Really good stuff.
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Cheese.
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[Tucker]
Wow! You know what?
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I have never
been up here before.
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It's like...
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It's like an inspirational
poster minus all the words.
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Yeah, it's like a stock photo.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I used to come here
sometimes after a long day,
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just take in the town.
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Hey, man, Tucker, you were
amazing out there today.
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You, like, super-punched
that guy to the moon!
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Then he came back down
and caused, like,
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a lot of property damage,
but still, wow.
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Well, you know what?
I learned from the best.
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No, you didn't.
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00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,590
You know, fighting
that demon today,
261
00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:14,162
I realized I really
am done with this.
262
00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,661
I think I'm actually ready
to move on with the
263
00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:20,233
rest of my life, so, uh...
I want you to have this.
264
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,403
Oh, my gosh, Gary, no,
I can't take...
265
00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,272
No, shh, shh, shh.
266
00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,271
Just take it.
267
00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,142
You know, use it, put it
in a box, I don't care.
268
00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,780
I just... I never want
to see it again.
269
00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:30,637
Now, drink up.
270
00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,454
It's officially my
retirement party.
271
00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,075
So let's... let's booze it up.
272
00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,521
Mmm.
273
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,645
Yeah.
274
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,850
Honestly, I think this is the
drunkest I've ever been.
275
00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:39,492
Yeah.
276
00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:40,846
That's a weird word, hey?
277
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:41,794
"Been"?
278
00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,289
Yeah, it's...
279
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,960
It's not that weird.
280
00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,028
[Laughing]
281
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,956
[Hanley on radio]
Tuck-man? Come in, Tuck-man.
282
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,531
H-Train calling from H.Q.
283
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,459
There's a demon attacking
a retirement home
284
00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,974
a few miles north of you.
285
00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,126
Over.
286
00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,644
Oh, what's the demon's name,
"Father Time"?
287
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:57,767
That's rude.
288
00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,171
You know, I'm just
gonna go tinkle
289
00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:02,042
and then I should go take
care of that demon.
290
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,712
Yeah, no, that's cool.
291
00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,481
Um, do you want to come?
292
00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,818
To fight the...?
No, I...I think I'm done.
293
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,976
I'll chauffeur you over.
294
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,123
You know, I'm pretty used
to drinking and driving.
295
00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,119
Safety first.
296
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,660
Sounds good, buddy.
297
00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:18,156
[Gary]
Well, Gar, where will you go from here?
298
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,658
Are you gonna buy a motorcycle
and Wild Hog it across America
299
00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,902
with some boomers?
300
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,156
That'd be fun.
301
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,334
Hey, Tucker, what would
you do if you were me?
302
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:30,003
Would you buy a motorcycle and
Wild Hog it across America
303
00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,213
with some boomers?
304
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,335
Is that what you'd do, Tuck?
305
00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,911
Hey, Tucker?
306
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,810
Where the hell'd you go?
Where...
307
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:45,653
Motherfucker!
308
00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:46,423
[Sobbing]
309
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,519
[Hanley]
Tuck-man.
310
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:51,590
Should have been the H-Train
going off those rails.
311
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,201
I don't understand why you would
take a teenager to a cliff
312
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,325
and feed him booze.
313
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,929
It was Italian wine, Leslie.
It was a nice gesture!
314
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,202
I was passing the torch!
315
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,870
I didn't think he'd walk off
the fucking cliff!
316
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,100
Well, he's alive, guys.
317
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:08,044
But he's in a coma and he's
paralyzed from the waist down,
318
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,011
and up.
319
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,279
What?
So all over?
320
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,207
Yeah, except his face.
321
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,282
Oh, my God.
322
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,950
Well, congratulations, Gary.
You got what you wanted.
323
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,619
You're the new chosen one
for the next 15 years.
324
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,718
What?
No.
325
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,790
Oh, God, no, Leslie.
326
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,058
That's what I thought
I wanted this morning,
327
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,755
but then I made my peace with
retiring like two hours ago.
328
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,388
That's what the
wine was all about.
329
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,563
I'm really ready to go now.
I'm ready!
330
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:29,601
Well, maybe you should
have thought of that
331
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:32,396
before you got a 16-year-old
drunk on a cliff.
332
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,399
The wine was a nice gesture,
Leslie!
333
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,042
It was a...
334
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,207
Don't sweat it, Gary.
335
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,535
Maybe there's going to be,
like, a medical breakthrough
336
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,440
and Tucker will be
able to fight again.
337
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,582
Probably not, but maybe.
338
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:48,748
Anyways, though, it's
good to see you, my dude.
339
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,919
[Sobbing]
340
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:54,548
Oh, God.
341
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,324
[Gargnel]
You are blocking the hallway.
342
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,293
This is a breach of fire code.
343
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,062
Please move.
Please move.
344
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,102
[Sobbing]
345
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,166
Please move.
346
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,065
Please.
Move.
347
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,597
[Gary]
Oh, God, this fucking sucks...
348
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,501
[Gargnel]
Attempting new tactic.
349
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,643
Do you like candy bar?
350
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,239
There is a candy bar,
over there.
351
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,282
Would you like to get it?
352
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,407
[Gary]
Oh, God.
353
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,281
[Gargnel]
354
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,580
Please, get it.
355
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,524
[Gary singing]
Gary!
356
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,089
Scoo-dabby dabby dap!
Gary!
357
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,620
Scoo-dooby dooby doop!
358
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:38,034
Ooh, ah, ah!
359
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,271
Anytime there's demons!
360
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,668
You'd better know
361
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:46,169
That Gary's coming
to get them!
362
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:50,283
And send them away!
363
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,877
And anytime
you're feeling
364
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,180
Afraid of demons!
365
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,853
Gary will be there
366
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,492
To save the day!
367
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,158
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is a production...
368
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,457
"Gary and His Demons" is a show.
369
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