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I mean, I think my favourite
type of skiing is cross-country.
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Ugh, it's eight in the morning, Hanley.
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Can we just...
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Oh, Leslie!
I've got some paperwork for you.
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Oh, crud.
I hate this stuff.
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[Laughing]
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Damn you.
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Ouch.
Ouch.
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[Laughing]
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What a horrifying
little pantomime.
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Oh, Gary, don't forget
that we've got
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those speaking
engagements today.
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Oh, no, no, Leslie.
I forgot.
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Please, can we not
do that today?
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Oh, come on!
I'll be fun.
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We're starting the day
at an elementary school
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talking to a bunch
of cute little kids,
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at the perfect age,
where they just...
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just love you
no matter what.
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Anyhoo, see you in the car.
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What the hell was that?
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You didn't hear?
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Les finally left her
husband after his...
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[Whispering]
Affairs.
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And now her kids
won't even talk to her.
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It's amazing she's
able to keep smiling.
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No, psycho is what it is.
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It's not healthy to act like
everything's fine all the time
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when it's not.
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Oh, God.
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Can you imagine
being married to Leslie?
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Imagine having sex with Leslie?
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Come on, Gar.
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Like, regularly?
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[Scoffing]
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Imagine that?
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Oh, God, she's just giving
thumbs up the whole time.
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"Oh, great stuff.
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Glad we...
Glad we scheduled this sex.
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Oh, well-done, sweetie.
With the sex."
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"Here's a report on
how good the sex is."
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Yeah, you're getting into it.
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Give you that.
Give you that.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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"I highlighted the parts
about how good it is."
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Yeah.
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Now we're into the grime.
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"Put your dick in my ass,
you little bitch."
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So we've got the
elementary school,
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then the old folks' home.
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Oh, they'll love us.
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I'm sure any company is
nice when you're... alone.
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[Laughing uncomfortably]
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And then it's off to the
Rotary Club and City Hall.
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This'll be fun.
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You don't have to do this,
you know.
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Do what?
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Pretend you're not miserable.
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Miserable?
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[Laughing]
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What on earth are
you talking about?
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Leslie, cut the crap.
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I know about your
husband and your kids.
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Life has finally
brought you to a place
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that old Gary understands.
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You're in the darkness now.
Don't run from that.
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Why don't we skip the school,
go get drunk,
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and then shit-talk the world
together for a while?
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How's that sound?
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Gary, I appreciate the concern,
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but I have my own ways
of coping with things.
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Not that I need to, even,
because I'm just fine.
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Whoops, we're here.
This is already fun.
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[School bell ringing]
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[Leslie]
Hello!
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[teacher]
Kids, this is Leslie and Gary from the Demon Ministry.
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Say hi.
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Hi!
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Hey, kids.
Who here's seen a demon before?
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Start there. Sure.
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Okay.
You've seen one?
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And what did it look like?
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It had four legs and a
policeman was riding it.
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Oh, and it was beautiful.
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Uh-huh.
You maybe thinking of a horse?
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Yeah.
You're thinking of a horse.
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So a demon is more like, if you
saw one, you'd probably be dead,
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you know?
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You like monster stories?
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So pretty much all of those
are real, but fortunately,
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I'm here to kill them.
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Sometimes.
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Obviously I can't be
everywhere at once.
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Any questions?
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What's her job?
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Oh, me?
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Oh, well, I didn't expect
to be asked any questions.
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Aren't you a charmer?
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[Laughing]
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Can I keep him?
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[Laughing]
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I'm kidding.
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So I'm the boss, which means
I tell everyone what to do,
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even Gary.
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And if he doesn't do it, I say,
"Bad, bad Gary."
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[Laughing]
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Easy crowd.
Wasn't that funny.
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I guess you could say
that I'm like the mom
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and everyone else is my kids.
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But fortunately at work
there's no dad to swoop in
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and take my kids away after
having sex with his podiatrist.
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Leslie...
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So I get to keep my kids.
And they talk to me.
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Leslie.
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They have to or I'll fire them.
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[Laughing]
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I think that's a better way
to run a family, huh?
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Right, well, so this
is my sword...
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Oh, I remember
when I was your age.
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I couldn't wait to be a mommy.
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Is that what you want?
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Well, think long and hard
about it before you dive in,
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because one day
your kids might say,
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"Oh, actually, we love
Daddy more."
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And then you'll say,
"But Daddy did a bad thing."
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Leslie... And they'll say, "Hmm, yeah.
Interesting point.
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Oh, interesting point."
Leslie...
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"We don't care!"
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And then where will you be?
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Uh... alone?
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You're a smart cookie!
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[Laughing]
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I should kidnap you and
make you my daughter.
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[Laughing]
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Oh, here we go.
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Um, you can't do...
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Oh, I'll grab another one, too.
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This'll replace the kids
that don't talk to me...
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Leslie.
Leslie!
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Give me those kids.
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Okay, okay.
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Good Lord.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Oh, I was just having fun.
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Fun?
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Leslie, you're depressed, and
it's sneaking out in all these
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horrifying little
passive-aggressive ways.
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Well, maybe being around kids
is a bit hard for me right now.
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But I'll get over it.
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I've got a new motto: "Keep
smiling till you're fine again."
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That's your motto?
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That is the mantra
of a crazy person.
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Your life sucks now!
Just own up to it.
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Oh, God, Gary.
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[Laughing]
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You know what?
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We should get to
the old folks' home.
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Screw the old folks' home.
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Are you sad?
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Well, yes, obviously.
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Are you angry?
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Sure, but if everyone went
around being negative
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like you every time
something bad happened.
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Forget everyone.
Think about you!
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Nobody else does.
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Well, that's... that's true.
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Here.
Drink this.
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Oh!
Oh, it burns.
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A little more.
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Oh, worse the second...
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Hell yeah.
Worse every time.
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Okay, take my sword.
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Oh, no, Gary...
This is silly now.
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Come on.
Access the rage.
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No, we're not accessing. No.
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Yes we are.
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No, Gary.
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Okay, you see that tree?
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I want you to chop that tree
and I want you to scream.
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Oh, Gary...
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No, this is Dr. Gary's orders.
Go chop and scream.
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Okay, okay.
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[Sighing]
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[Exclaiming mildly]
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Oh, perfect.
That's exactly what I meant.
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Like you mean it, Leslie.
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Okay, all right!
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[Grunting]
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[Gary]
Better. Scream.
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Yeah!
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Chopping, screaming.
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That's it.
Yeah!
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Now how do you feel?
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[Screaming]
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Still... still going?
Okay.
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That's okay.
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[Screaming]
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As much as you need.
Oh, all done.
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Good.
Oh, just...
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Just going for the flask, huh?
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We're just gonna be a
couple more seconds here.
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[Leslie]
Goddammit!
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[Screaming]
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Maybe a bit longer than that.
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Oh, uh-oh.
Uh-uh.
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There she is.
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How you feeling today, Les?
You feeling better?
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Yeah, I was done with that.
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Oh, hey, Leslie, look who
finally decided to show up.
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[Laughing]
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Right.
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Anyway, got some
paperwork here for you.
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Ha.
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It looks like you accidentally...
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I'll go make some more copies.
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God, where'd that come from?
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You just, like,
pranked Hanley's soul.
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You still keep that flask
in your desk?
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I mean, it's 10 A.M.,
but... hell, yeah.
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Okay.
New Leslie.
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Day drinker.
Let's rock and roll.
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You know what?
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It felt just so good to get some
of that shit out yesterday.
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Oh, yeah.
For sure.
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Yeah, you gotta get that
out of your system
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every once in a while.
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Oh, hey, check this out.
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Pretty cool, right?
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It's demon venom.
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I copped it from the armoury.
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Sometimes when
I'm feeling P.O.'d,
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I just come out here
and melt stuff.
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It's not exactly
following protocol, but...
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This is Hanley's car, right?
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Uh, yeah, I think so.
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God, it's so sad.
Exactly what you'd picture.
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Sad.
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Uh-oh.
Look what I've done.
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[Gary]
Uh...
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You know what this
would work great on?
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My ex-husband's face.
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Start with that fucking hair
he's so proud of
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and then just boil him
down till he's teeth.
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Oh, shit.
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Um... well, if it's
revenge you want,
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I've got a pettier solution
that's farm-fresh,
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and guaranteed to make...
to wet your...
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It's eggs.
Let's go egg his house!
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[Grunting]
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Take that, Gordon.
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Take that for all the years
you took from me.
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Yeah, Gordon!
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Those were the
best years of her life.
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She's old now!
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What the hell?
Leslie?
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Hey!
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Oh, is this your new
foot-licking whore, Gordon?
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She's a podiatrist.
She doesn't lick feet.
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You don't lick feet, do you?
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She doesn't lick feet.
Don't be crude.
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I'll show you fucking crude.
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00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:07,363
Oh, hey, Leslie, no!
Not the demon venom.
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00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,266
Dana, call the police!
264
00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:09,230
[Gary]
No, Leslie!
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00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,877
[Screaming]
266
00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,801
[Whimpering]
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00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:14,316
Hey, whoa.
268
00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,099
Let's go for a ride, Gordon.
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00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:20,544
[Gary]
Leslie, stop! Please don't kidnap Gordon.
270
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,810
Leslie, listen, I think
maybe you took my advice
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to access your anger
a bit too seriously.
272
00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:29,505
For the first time in my life,
Gary, I am tasting freedom,
273
00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,549
and Leslie likes the taste.
274
00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,604
You having fun
back there, Gordon?
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00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,910
[Gordon]
This isn't funny!
276
00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,385
Now, Gary, honey, take
the wheel for a second.
277
00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,995
I'm just gonna try to
melt some oncoming traffic.
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00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,166
Leslie...
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00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:40,911
[Sirens wailing]
280
00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,481
[officer]
Pull the car over!
281
00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,738
Oh, the pigs.
Hold on.
282
00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,481
Leslie, no, no, no, no, no, no.
283
00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,482
[Exclaiming]
284
00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,313
Oh, shit.
285
00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,361
[Exclaiming]
286
00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,705
[Gasping]
287
00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:04,942
[Gordon]
Oh, mercy.
288
00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:06,365
[Coughing]
289
00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:07,421
[Cocking Taser]
290
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,936
[officer]
Nice and easy, ma'am.
291
00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,249
Stand back.
292
00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,935
One drop of this will melt
my goddamn head off.
293
00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:13,773
Oh, Jesus, Leslie.
294
00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:16,160
I know you're upset,
but come on!
295
00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,174
This isn't you!
296
00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:19,075
Oh, but it's you,
isn't it, Gary?
297
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,390
This is the sort of stuff
you do all the time.
298
00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,296
Yeah, but...
Wait a minute.
299
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,481
Was that what this is?
300
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,257
Some sort of test to
teach me a lesson?
301
00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:30,182
You selfish motherfucker!
302
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,788
I'm sorry.
I was...
303
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,958
I'm having a nervous breakdown
and you think it's about you?
304
00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,274
No, you're right.
It's about you.
305
00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:39,970
Everything I worked so hard
for is crumbling.
306
00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,230
My kids hate me.
307
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,842
Gordon turned out
to be a piece of shit.
308
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:44,894
Hey.
309
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,238
Leslie, sure, Gordon sucks.
We all know that.
310
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,237
But think of
everything else you've got.
311
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:52,939
Your novelty mugs.
And you've got, uh...
312
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,420
I mean, you've got some
really top-notch mugs.
313
00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,250
Jesus Christ, Gary.
314
00:09:57,248 --> 00:10:01,638
And, and, on top of those
great mugs you've got
315
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:05,824
an entire office of people who
care about you, including me.
316
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,302
Shut up.
You... you hate me.
317
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:09,653
No, I don't.
318
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,132
I find you
annoying sometimes, sure.
319
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:14,092
The way you're always focused
on fucking mugs.
320
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:18,661
But I also honestly
find you impressive.
321
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:21,751
The way you can strangle
some ounce of hope
322
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,411
out of this otherwise
shitty world.
323
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,665
You know, if anything,
324
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,097
I should be taking a
page out of your book.
325
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:29,113
I definitely won't,
but I should.
326
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:32,716
That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
327
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,849
Come here.
Bring it in.
328
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,241
Bring it in, you old battle-axe.
329
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,384
[Laughing]
330
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,585
Aw.
331
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:42,954
Oh, that's so sweet.
Okay, Dave.
332
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,986
[Moaning]
333
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:48,392
Come on, man!
The situation was diffused.
334
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,466
[Screaming]
335
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,824
Nice work, Officers.
336
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,174
Wait, no.
I'm the victim here.
337
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,184
[Screaming]
338
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,475
Yeah, that's it.
Good stuff, Dave.
339
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,050
Keep those volts flowing.
340
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:01,838
[Moaning]
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00:11:01,888 --> 00:11:06,438
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