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Mama?
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Ew!
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Steph?
This one's hatching!
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I got it.
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[Screeching]
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[Steph]
Look, you can take off if you want, Gare.
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I can handle the clean-up.
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Nah, I'm not in a hurry.
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I have dinner at my
parents' place tonight
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and that's always the worst.
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It's like, they don't even get
me, you know what I mean?
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But they just lo-ove my
older brother Steve.
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It's all like,"Steve this,"
and"Steve that" and...
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"Steve."
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I mean, that's a bit gross,
'cause they're his parents,
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but you get the idea.
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Yeah, family's tough.
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One minute they love you, the
next minute you're dad's
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driving a boat drunk
at the lake, upturns it,
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everyone goes down.
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You're dad gets
caught in the motor,
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your mom tries to save your
sister, somehow, you live.
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You and the dog.
No one else does.
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You love that dog and
then the dog gets sick.
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You can't afford the
vet bills and it dies.
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Very hard for me to look
at a Golden Retriever now
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without bawling my
goddamn eyes out.
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[Screeching]
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Well that's a hundred
times worse than what
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I was talking about, so,
yeah, I'm gonna get going.
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Where mama?
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Mama's gone.
And she ain't comin' back.
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[Screeching]
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Hey, hey, look who it
is, little bro!
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Hi Steve.
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Hey, who invited you,
by the way?
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Okay.
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Just kidding.
It's good to see you.
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You don't look great though.
You don't look good at all.
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Okay.
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Hey, everyone, look who I
found in his underpants
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lurking in the
bushes like a perv?
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I wasn't in my underpants,
obviously!
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Like a lil' pedo!
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Okay.
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Hey, Ge-pedo!
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Jesus Christ.
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Fiddlin' with his belt!
I'm kidding, ya!
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Psycho!
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Oh, Steve.
He's so bad.
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Yep.
He's"bad."
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Hi, Michaela.
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Oh, yeah.
Don't mind her.
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She's obsessed with her new
"Virtual Bouncer" game.
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Real fun.
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You on the list?
Nice try, pal.
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Get to the back of the line.
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There he is!
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I told you he'd make it.
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Looks like I'm out 50 bucks.
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[Laughing]
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Good stuff!
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Well, let's eat.
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Though it looks like
Gary already has.
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Ow!
Mom!
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Oh, calm down, Gary.
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Calm down?!
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He just flicked me
in the eyeball!
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Put a patch on it.
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...so I look right into
Old Man Fleming's eyes,
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put my hand on his
cheek, and I say,
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"If you think offering me a
promotion and a corner office
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is gonna keep me here
for another 10 years,
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you're absolutely
frickin' right!
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[dad]
Way to go, Steve!
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[Steve]
Put my head right on his cheek, yup!
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And did I say the parts
about the company car
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and the extended vacation time?
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I said those parts, right?
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[Gary]
Yeah, you said all of that a couple times.
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And Gary, are you
still hunting demons?
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No, no, I'm working
at a bank now.
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Ya, I thought I'd try
something different for a bit--
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Obviously, I'm still
hunting demons, Mom!
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Okay, easy!
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It's a-- I'm the chosen one,
it's a sworn duty!
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How's it been going?
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Oh, so good.
Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, yeah.
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Today, we roasted some babies
next to the corpse of a woman
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whose body had been
used as a cocoon.
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And last week, I found out the
demon who killed my fiance
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20 years ago, and
who I thought I'd killed,
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might be back for revenge!
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Wow, speaking of death, Gary, I
think you just killed the mood.
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[Laughing]
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[mom]
Steve!
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[Steve]
Downer! Downer!
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I'm kidding.
Kidding, little buddy.
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Anyone else wanna drink?
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I feel like Gary might
need one after that story!
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Steve took one cocktail class
and now he thinks he's
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Tom Cruise from that film.
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What film?
Valkyrie?
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Boom!
Called ya a Nazi.
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He's actually a
Nazi in that movie,
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he kills Hitler in the
end there, so uh--
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Oh, a good Nazi?
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Yeah.
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He still enlisted.
Still a Nazi.
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He was pretty ripped
in that movie,
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so he takes his shirt
off in that scene--
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Is anyone else hearing this?
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[Steve]
Oh, my gosh, Mom! My Accountie?
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"For increasing clientele
in the corporate sector."
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Yeah, I just
nailed it that quarter.
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Wow.
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I can't believe you guys
kept this!
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Why wouldn't they?
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They kept everything else of yours.
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Gary, come on now.
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Oh, what?
It's true, isn't it?
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Look at all this bullshit!
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Childhood photos, diploma,
which I didn't get 'cause I was
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forced to drop out of high
school to fight demons.
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Oh well!
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[Gary]
Bronzed baby shoes.
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Bronzed adult shoes?!
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Those are from
his first marathon!
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Oh, I'm surprised you
didn't keep the skin
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from his circumcision!
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Did you keep it?
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No!
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We discussed it.
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Hey, it's important skin!
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Oh, my God!
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Now, Gary we've kept plenty
of your things too!
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Where, under the floorboards?
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No, they--
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How could you be this
proud of Steve?!
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He's an accountant!
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I literally hunt demons
every day!
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Oh, what?
Do you?
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I haven't heard that mentioned
in like five seconds.
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That's new.
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Is that his occupation, Mom?
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[Laughing]
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You know what?
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If you guys spent even
one second face-to-face
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with a real live demon,
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I might actually get some
appreciation around here!
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I'll be right back!
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[mom]
Gary?
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Okay, everyone, now if
you'll please join hands.
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Did you have to draw on the
floor to make your point?
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It's just chalk, Mom.
Okay?
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It's not a big deal.
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Michaela, get that--
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Hey!
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All right, this little
baby once belonged
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to an ancient demon
queen named Mahalath.
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I grabbed it at a brothel
we raided last month.
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What's a brothel?
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Mmm, it's like a whorehouse?
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[Steve]
Language, Gary.
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What?
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It's not my fault nobody
explains anything to her.
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Okay, now get ready for
the coolest moment
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of your dull, average lives.
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I'm a world renowned painter.
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Ugh.
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[Gary chanting]
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Family, this is Mahalath.
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Hi, Mahalath!
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[Roaring]
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[Screaming]
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And now for a little
demonstration of why my work
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is so important.
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Sword, make me--
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[Shrieking]
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[Steve] Aah! Gary!
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Your prostitute friend's
got my nuts!
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What happened to the
language rule, Steve?
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Help me!
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What happened to
the language rule?
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Gary!
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[mom]
Steven!
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Ugh, this is actually
quite a big problem.
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[Gary]
Steve!
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Steve?
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Mahalath?
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Oh, he's dead!
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He's not dead, Mom.
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I mean, he might be,
but I think the succubus
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tortures her prey
for a bit first.
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You think?
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Oh!
O-oh!
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Here we go!
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Get ready to watch your son slay
harder than, um, um... um...
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[mom]
Gary, let's go!
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... than Santa on Christmas!
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Slay harder than
Santa on Christmas!
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Let's go!
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See how this grass was trampled?
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The demon dragged
Steve through here.
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Don't worry, when I say
dragged, I just mean like,
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forcibly pulled.
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Gary, are you sure
this is the right way?
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Yes, Dad, I just said so!
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Told ya.
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Leave my brother alone!
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Maybe it's a shapeshifter?
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Nope, just a weirdly calm deer.
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Okay, look for more
trampled grass.
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My sweet Stevie's dead.
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No, he's not, Mom!
What'd I just say?
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I just need to have
a little seizure
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and I'll be able to find him.
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A little seizure??
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Yeah, it's like a vision.
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Alerts me to danger, people
in trouble, that kind of thing.
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Pretty cool, right?
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Okay, come on seizure!
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[Grunting]
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Might need to
shock one out of me.
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Dad, hit me in the face!
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[dad]
What? No!
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Hit me in the face dad!
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Absolutely not!
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Dad, please, hit me in the face!
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Ask your mother!
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Mom, hit me in the face!
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No!
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Okay.
Okay.
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Gary!
What are you doing?!
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My job!
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Seriously, what will it take to
make you guys believe in me?
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Should I put on one of those
little green accountant visors
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or a Steve mask?
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Jesus Christ, Gary!
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Does everything have
to be about you?
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If you'd thought of anyone
but yourself tonight,
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Steve wouldn't be missing
in the first place!
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Wow.
Umm...
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Okay.
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Well, there's definitely
some truth to that.
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But I would say--
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Aah!
Aah!
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Gary!
Are you okay?
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Yeah, I know where Steve is!
Come on!
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[Gary]
Wasn't that awesome when I was doing the seizure?
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[Howling]
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Stand back.
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Patrons in the splash zone
may get bloody...
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Hiya!
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Oh, Mahalath.
Oh, Mahalath.
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Oh, my God!
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This is the golden child?
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He has a wife and kid!
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And here he is
porking away at a demon!
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00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:23,367
Oh, this is too rich.
This is too rich by half!
263
00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,812
The demon's probably
making him do it!
264
00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,769
I mean, that is a feature of the
succubus, but also, it's Steve.
265
00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,289
Just frigging kill it, Gary!
266
00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:32,422
Okay, sorry!
Watch this.
267
00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,824
Sword, make me better!
268
00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,338
♪ Through the distant night
269
00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,001
♪ I become myself
270
00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:41,035
♪ But a better version
of myself, ♪
271
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♪ Mom and Dad!
272
00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:46,003
Get away from my brother!
273
00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:47,053
Did you guys see me morph?
274
00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:47,478
Yes!
275
00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:48,833
Pretty cool, right?
276
00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,272
[Screeching]
277
00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,488
I love you.
Come back!
278
00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:55,397
Steve, get a grip!
Jesus Christ!
279
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,494
Did you see that?
Did you see me do the flips?
280
00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:57,622
Yes!
281
00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,584
You saw it?
282
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:04,942
[Grunting]
283
00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:06,495
[Screeching]
284
00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:07,812
Hell yeah!
285
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,198
And now I typically
say something cool like,
286
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,590
"Special on wings!"
287
00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:11,733
Then I'd cut her
wings off, I'd be like--
288
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:12,285
Kill it!
289
00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,990
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
290
00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,598
Ow!
Oh!
291
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:16,638
Oh, my God!
Oh.
292
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,733
Get away from my son!
293
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,562
Thank you, Daddy.
294
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,170
[Growling]
295
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:28,572
I'm co-oming, Mom and Da-ad.
296
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:35,878
I lo-ove yo-ou--
297
00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,709
[Screaming]
298
00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:40,187
Nobody attacks my parents
on my watch!
299
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:42,058
I'm a good boy!
300
00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,579
You see that, Mom and Dad?
301
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,763
My baby!
302
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:45,888
So brave!
303
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:49,329
Oh what the hell?
He didn't save you!
304
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,197
He was trying to pork her!
305
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,849
Now, let's get you home.
306
00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,813
I'm gonna open up that
60-year-old bottle of scotch
307
00:09:54,811 --> 00:10:01,121
I was saving!
308
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,992
Hey, little buddy,
thanks for coming to get me.
309
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,043
But next time wait
a bit longer, huh?
310
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,649
Steven!
Bad!
311
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,259
Ask your friend if
she had a good time!
312
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,609
You're a pig, Steve!
313
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,389
[Chuckling]
314
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,482
That's great.
315
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,480
Well, I'm gonna
take this thing in.
316
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,222
Sorry I ruined dinner.
317
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,793
Uh, Gary, would it
be okay if we kept
318
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,101
a little piece of that demon?
319
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,446
Why?
320
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:28,145
You're not gonna give it to
Steve to jerk off to, are you?
321
00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,499
Told you we held
onto your things.
322
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,539
Yup.
323
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:34,723
I...
I don't know what to say...
324
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,681
Wait, how come everything's
in the garage though?
325
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,159
Steve's practically got a
whole wing of the house
326
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,600
and I'm stuck out
here in the garage?
327
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:41,676
Oh, here we go!
328
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,164
No, no, no, no.
I wanna know that.
329
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,123
What is it?
330
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:43,900
'Cause you're embarrassed
about guests seeing my stuff?
331
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,124
[dad]
You've got the whole garage!
332
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,393
[Gary]
Oh, you know what? I'm moving this stuff in.
333
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,466
[Mom]
I like it here!
334
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,264
[Gary]
Oh, shit! That box had a ghoul in it.
335
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,829
Okay, don't look it in the eyes!
We gotta go!
336
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:53,906
[mom]
What do we do?
337
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,004
[dad]
I just looked it in the eye!
338
00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:59,604
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