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Murderous leach, leave
this poor boy's body!
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Excuse me,
coming through, sorry.
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Hey!
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Oh, it's you.
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I have this under control, Gary.
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I know!
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I'm just gonna do it
so it actually gets done.
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Chalk me!
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Powder up, Gare.
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[Gary]
Can I just get a bit more chalk there?
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Huh, I thought that might work.
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Well, maybe I'll
try it a bit more.
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[Slapping]
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Alright, pal,
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Let's get you back to
the lab for some tests.
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Thanks, Steph!
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So listen, case of possession
like this means some demon
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got its hooks into Dylan
and made him its little bitch.
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So just look for any, I dunno,
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clues to who that
demon might be.
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Ooh!
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Maybe it's an evil
shopkeeper who sold him
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a cursed Ouija board!
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[Gary]
Yeah.
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Or, you know,
something original.
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Hello!
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Seems our friend Dylan
was going to the
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Jezebel Freak concert tonight!
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I didn't know they were in town!
They fucking rule!
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So cool, and mean, and rude.
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And Dylan's a fan,
look at this playlist.
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"Jezebel Freak,
'Murder High School.'"
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"Jezebel Freak,
'Murder Technical College.'"
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"Debbie Sax"?
Who the hell is that?
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Oh, she's great!
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Yeah, that sounds like it
might be up your alley.
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Wait a minute!
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Gare, maybe that's
how the demon got him!
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Through this music!
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Oh, my goodness.
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Uh, Tipper Gore called,
she wants her opinion on
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what music
makes people do back.
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Gary, maybe we should
go to that concert,
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see if anything
goes down tonight.
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Okay, fine.
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But only because it's gonna be
the best time of our lives!
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You guys gotta jump when I jump.
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We'll do that three-way high
five, you know what I mean?
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Whoa, Gary.
What are you wearing?
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Rock n' roll clothes.
Unlike everyone else here.
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Wait, what are you wearing?
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Oh, this is the title of a
Scottish romance novel I like.
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In this one, handsome Duncan
MacIvor falls for a young maid,
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but there's a catch,
she's from the Moor.
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How old do you think you'll be
when you lose your virginity?
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[Jezebel Freak]
Ladies and gentlemen...
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Oh, fucking yes!
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[Jezebel Freak]
...are you ready to get Fre-eaked?
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[Gary]
Yeah!
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♪ You could learn a trade
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♪ Gain some
hands-on knowledge ♪
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♪ Learn a skill,
like how to kill ♪
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♪ At the Murder
Technical College ♪
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Let's keep our
eyes peeled, Gare,
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see if any of these
kids start to turn.
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Okay, sounds good!
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Yeah!
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Somebody hit me in the face!
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Are you okay, Riley?
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♪ There's no one size
fits all curriculum ♪
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♪ at the Murder
Montessori School ♪
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Thank you, goodnight!
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Ugh, that mosh pit was shit.
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You guys are supposed
to push each other!
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Fuck you, you old creep!
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I'll kill you!
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So, anyone turn into a demon?
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No Gary, it seems
you were right.
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But I didn't mind the music.
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You know, I found the
lyrics contained a lot of
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nuanced theories on
modern pedagogy.
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Ugh, shut up you nerd.
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Come on, let's go back stage.
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Gary you're stretching my shirt!
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Come on.
Come on.
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Oh, yeah, love being VIP!
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[Gary]
Nothin' wrong with being a VIP.
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Gare, I just wanna
go home, okay?
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[Gary]
Hanley, just play it cool for once in your life.
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Come on, flip your collar.
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Gary, it's a crew neck.
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Just flip it!
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I can't.
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Flip it!
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[security guard]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. VIP only.
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Do you have passes?
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Yeah, here's my pass.
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Lemme talk to the
fucking band, innit.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Wait!
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Yeah, Jezebel Freak
knows what's up.
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Is that a Maid of the Moor
t-shirt?
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Ha, yeah.
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We love those books.
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Hey, I love Scottish
romantic fiction.
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Do you drink tea?
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Yeah, but only two kinds.
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Earl Grey or Earl Grey.
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[Laughing]
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Nice.
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What the hell?
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[Steph]
So I ran some tests on that teen but haven't found anything
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you don't already know.
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What?
Yeah, no, that's fine.
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You know what?
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I cannot believe how shitty
that concert was last night.
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Like, do concerts just suck now?
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I don't know, Gare.
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I went to see a pretty raw
concert a couple months ago.
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Three words for ya:
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Billy. Freakin'. Joel.
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Ask me how many times he played
"The Piano Man."
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I don't want to know.
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16 goddamn times.
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Oh, God.
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If I had to sit through
what you just described,
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I would kill myself.
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Concerts used to rule.
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This one time, I saw a band
where the singer brought out
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a chicken, and we were like,
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"Okay, do your Ozzie thing,
bite the head off."
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But no, this guy pulled down his
pants and fucked the chicken.
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It was crazy.
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And then he turned around
and the chicken fucked him.
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And then I read that at a
later show, someone performed
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a civil ceremony for
him and the chicken.
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That's rock n' roll.
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Sort of.
I think.
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Morning everyone.
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Oh, he-ey!
How was book club last night?
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Well, Gary, let's just say
the only thing hotter
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than the Earl Grey
was the conversation.
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They've actually got a day off,
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so I'm gonna show
'em around a bit later.
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Hit up the botanical garden,
the shoe museum,
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and then tonight, folk fest.
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God, Hanley,
they're a rock band.
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They're not gonna wanna go on
your shitty municipal tour.
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No, no, no.
I'm coming.
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I'm gonna show 'em
a real cool time.
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I mean, you're welcome
to come, Gary,
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but they were all pretty
excited about the shoe museum.
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Trust me.
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When I'm done with them,
the only shoes they're gonna
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wanna see are the ones
attached to women
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who otherwise
aren't wearing much.
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Either of you wanna
focus on helping this
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possessed teen first?
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Sorry, Steph, we got more
important stuff to cover.
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Li-ike going to a strip clu-ub!
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[Cheering and whistling]
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Oh, wow!
Look at these shoes.
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And look at these shoes!
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I can't believe how much
I didn't know about shoes.
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[Groaning]
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[Gary]
Oh, God, this sucks.
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Gotta be some booze
in here somewhere.
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Tea.
Tea.
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Oh, what's this?
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Pre-steeped tea!
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[Groaning]
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What have we here?
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Hanley, step away from the band!
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They are demons!
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That's why they've been hanging
out with you and pretending
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to be into all your
shitty interests!
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They been waiting
to get you alone,
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so they can possess you
like they did to Dylan!
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What are you
talking about, Gary?
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I found this on their tour bus.
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Look at it.
It's a demon.
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They're worshipping a demon.
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[Jezebel Freak]
That's Frank's mom.
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She passed last week.
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We were honouring her memory.
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That was his mom?
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Uh-h!
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Wait, if you're not demons, why
are you hanging out with Hanley?
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He's a nerd!
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Maybe I am, Gary!
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But you're a--
You're a jerk!
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And you're not invited
to folk fest anymore!
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Unless you apologise.
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Fuck you!
And fuck folk fest!
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And fuck shoes!
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[Gasping]
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Those were Jerry Seinfeld's
cross-trainers.
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"Hanley's nice.
He's nice."
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I'm nice!
Right, Steph?
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I'm a nice guy!
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You want me to answer that?
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Yeah!
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Gary, you insult people
all the time.
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Either someone's stupid, or
a nerd, or an asshole--
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[Gary]
What?!
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No, I'm joking
when I say that shit!
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I'm not being serious.
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People around here
don't get my dry wit.
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I gotta move to England.
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Everyone here's a
stupid nerd asshole.
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Wow, I really checked
all the boxes there, huh?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm an asshole.
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Well, I wouldn't
go that far, Gare.
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Even right now, I've got
like this crazy urge
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to insult everything about you.
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I don't even know why.
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I just get tired, and
being nice to people
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feels like too much work.
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Well, it is work.
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No, you're right.
You're right.
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And you know what?
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The work starts now!
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I'm serious.
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Gary's turning over a new leaf!
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No more mean Gary.
New Gary starts now.
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I'm going straight to folk fest.
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I'm gonna apologise
to Hanley tonight!
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Yeah, Hanley's been
yapping my ear off
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about this goddamn folk fest.
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He's all pumped up to see
someone named Debbie Sax?
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Whoa, Dylan, what's going on?
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What's goin' on, buddy?
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Wait a second!
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On Dylan's playlist, there was a
Debbie Sax album on there!
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Holy shit.
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The demon that possessed Dylan
is singer songwriter Debbie Sax?
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[Gasping]
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I gotta get to folk fest.
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Dylan, just to be
absolutely clear...
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Debbie Sax?
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Yup, okay, that's it.
See you later, Steph.
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You look great!
New Gary!
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♪ I like to walk home
in the rain ♪
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[Gary]
Oh, crap!
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Okay, sword make
me better, please!
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Okay, everyone, I've recently
decided to be nicer to people,
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so I'd appreciate it if you
didn't make me kill you.
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Even though you sort
of deserve to die
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for having such
shitty taste in music.
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No, I'm sorry.
No, that was rude.
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To each his own.
To each his own!
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Well, I tried.
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All ri-ight!
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Sorry!
Sorry about this!
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I'm not being mean,
I'm just surviving!
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I like your hat.
I like your hat.
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New Gary.
New Gary!
259
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,996
No, Jezebel Freak.
I'm not gonna kill you.
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00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,648
I'm turning over a new leaf.
261
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,572
Hey!
Hey!
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Goddammit!
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00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:32,876
Listen to me, Debbie Sax.
264
00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,746
It has recently come
to my attention
265
00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:37,008
that I'm not very nice,
so this is your lucky day.
266
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:40,321
I'll simply arrest you rather
than killing you,
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00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,838
if you release all these people
and come away peacefully.
268
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,193
Please.
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00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:46,022
Just maybe stop singing or--
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Wa-a!
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Goddammit, Hanley!
You fucking idiot!
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00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,243
A-ah!
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00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,682
Sorry!
I didn't mean that!
274
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,989
You look good, Hanley!
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♪ I like to feel
the cool breeze ♪
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Fucking hell.
277
00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:02,168
It's hard to be nice when
everyone is trying to kill you.
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[Feedback]
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00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,778
Wow, don't like feedback, eh?
280
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:11,609
Well here's some feedback:
Your music is not for me!
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[Screaming]
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[Hanley]
Huh?
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00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,397
Hanley, get up.
We're going home.
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Gary!
You came.
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00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:22,225
Oh, I knew you cared about me.
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00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,840
You are a good guy.
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Fuck you.
288
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,886
I came here to apologise and
you tried to bite my head off,
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you dumb asshole.
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I was possessed, Gary!
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I don't want your excuses.
292
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,891
I realised why I'm
mean all the time.
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00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:35,503
It's 'cause my job fucking sucks
and my life fucking sucks
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more than anyone else's.
295
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,070
And that's not naval gazing.
That is the truth.
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[Chuckling]
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Same old Gary.
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00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:42,817
Hey, did you see what
happened to Jezebel
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00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:43,946
and the rest of the band?
300
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,167
Oh, God.
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00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:45,946
What do you think happened
to them, Hanley?
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00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,469
They're dead!
303
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,472
They were demons and they
attacked me, so I killed them!
304
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,834
A thousand apologies,
your majesty!
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00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,865
I killed your nerd friends who
stopped being cool 20 years ago.
306
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,531
You're all nerds, by the way!
307
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,215
Shoulda let you die
for listening to this
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00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,702
coffee house shit!
309
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,792
[Gary]
You paid money for this?! Fuck you!
310
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,711
You're lucky someone cool felt
bad and decided to show up
311
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:05,967
and save the day!
312
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,409
[Hanley]
Hey, it's okay, Gare, calm down--
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00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,145
[Gary]
You calm down! Fuck you!
314
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,316
Eat my fucking ass out
you sack of shit nerds!
315
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:14,332
New Gary is dead!
Long live old Gary!
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00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:18,932
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