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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,990 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:01:37,850 --> 00:01:41,610 WOMAN: Collective 3879, personal log. 3 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:44,820 I have been dispatched to the Terran world known as Earth. 4 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:47,760 I've been assigned the task of retrieving data concerning 5 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:51,660 human to human interpersonal relationships, specifically, 6 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:55,590 the compelling need the species has for physical intimacy. 7 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:58,680 I've been given a form that by all indications 8 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,690 will prove to be beneficial to this mission. 9 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:08,920 Welcome to Earth, collector. 10 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,120 Greetings, Dak. 11 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,610 I trust your journey was uneventful. 12 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:13,930 Completely. 13 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:15,970 How do I begin with my collections? 14 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,340 Observation and interaction. 15 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:20,590 If you, at any time, feel overwhelmed, 16 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:24,010 please disengage the activity and return to your starship. 17 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,480 I can handle myself. 18 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,790 I've been in more compelling worlds than this. 19 00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:29,380 I shall remind you of that statement 20 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:31,870 at the end of your mission. 21 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:33,490 I'm ready to begin. 22 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:36,080 The advanced scouts team who has prepared this domicile has 23 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,050 pre-selected a sample of human environments 24 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:39,640 for you to experience. 25 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,380 You may follow their recommendations, 26 00:02:41,380 --> 00:02:43,480 or embark on your own course. 27 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,170 Do you have your transportation device? 28 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:47,740 I'm ready. 29 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:50,080 You may wish to cover your form. 30 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,020 There is wardrobe to the cubicle on your left. 31 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,760 A human couple. 32 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,880 I'll make this my first observation. 33 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:22,180 I'm out of here. 34 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:24,390 Why don't you call in sick? 35 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:26,070 I can't do that. 36 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:26,940 Yes, you can. 37 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,660 You're the boss. 38 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:31,550 And so I should set a good example. 39 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:32,940 Fine. 40 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:39,840 Then leave me here all alone with nothing to do. 41 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:40,710 I'll call you later. 42 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,560 Well, can you at least do me a favor? 43 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,130 I can't get oil on this suit. 44 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:50,860 Come on, just a little. 45 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:51,970 Nobody does it like you do. 46 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:56,960 Real quick, and no funny business. 47 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,920 This is how we always get into trouble, you know. 48 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,150 I just don't want to burn. Honest. 49 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 50 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:37,580 [BREATHING] 51 00:04:40,570 --> 00:04:43,570 Come here. 52 00:04:43,570 --> 00:04:45,560 Right here. 53 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,560 Oh. 54 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,560 Right here. 55 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:05,900 I-- I got to go. 56 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,210 That's-- I got to go. 57 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:14,940 Be good. 58 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,400 That's no fun. 59 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:22,540 That seems rather abrupt. 60 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:25,030 I was led to believe that these intimate sessions lasted 61 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:26,290 longer. 62 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:30,300 DAK: Do not be so hasty with your conclusions. 63 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,760 But it's obvious that the male was disinterested. 64 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:33,460 DAK: Observe. 65 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,760 You're nothing but trouble. 66 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,020 Come here, you. 67 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,990 [MUSIC PLAYING] 68 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,950 Does all it take is a touch between two humans 69 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:04,720 to initiate intimacy? 70 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,460 DAK: Given the right circumstances 71 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:10,170 and the right combination, apparently so. 72 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,790 I ought to be careful who I touch. 73 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:13,480 DAK: Indeed. 74 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,860 But first, you need to nourish this body with food. 75 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,440 Food? 76 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,510 Oh, yes. 77 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:23,110 I remember that in the research. 78 00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:24,970 I should like to try some of that. 79 00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:25,670 DAK: Proceed. 80 00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:28,610 Food. 81 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:50,080 Hey, I didn't hear you come in. 82 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,640 Good morning. 83 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,430 So far it is. 84 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,750 I would like some food. 85 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,370 Oh, then you've come to the right place. 86 00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,140 Just give me a minute to get things going, here. 87 00:16:59,140 --> 00:16:59,870 Grab a stool. 88 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,060 Do you find this book on aliens interesting? 89 00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,460 I've always had this fantasy that I'd 90 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,940 be the first one on the planet to meet 91 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,890 an alien from outer space. 92 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:23,900 And instead of freaking out, I'd kind of go, hey, 93 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,690 do you want something to eat? 94 00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:28,320 That would be appropriate. 95 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,190 So what's your pleasure? 96 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:32,300 Are you hungry, or thirsty, or both? 97 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,550 I believe I'm both. 98 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:40,900 How about a monster chicken sandwich or a killer cub salad? 99 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,940 I want to try everything. 100 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:46,260 I guess you are hungry. 101 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:49,560 This all looks so pleasing. 102 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,520 Well, take a good look around, because this time tomorrow, 103 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:55,070 it'll all be a memory. 104 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:57,540 Memories are good. 105 00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,380 Maybe. 106 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,000 But you can't pay the rent on a memory. 107 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:12,940 Those make inhaling so captivating. 108 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:14,680 Captivating? 109 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,230 I've heard my cookies called many things 110 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,880 before, but captivating? 111 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,890 That's a first. Here. 112 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:20,590 Try one. 113 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,180 Exquisite. 114 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,860 It's always nice to find a fan of my work. 115 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,710 You're new here, aren't you? 116 00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:35,720 Very new. 117 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,610 If you like my cookies, you're going 118 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:40,220 to go crazy over my chocolate cafe mocha. 119 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,110 Very well. 120 00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:42,390 Let me go crazy. 121 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:43,750 All right. 122 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:47,330 When you're done, master chef, you can whip her up a chicken 123 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:49,100 sandwich with a cub salad. 124 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:49,920 Huh. 125 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,510 I like a woman with a healthy appetite. 126 00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:54,840 Oh, is that what you like in your women? 127 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,660 Look, don't pay any attention to her. 128 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:06,210 Mm. 129 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:08,710 I don't think we've been properly introduced. 130 00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:09,410 I'm Drew. 131 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,960 And, uh, this is Sun. 132 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,070 I know, I know. 133 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:17,770 What can I say? 134 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,140 But both my parents were hippies. 135 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,580 I've got a sister named Star and a brother named Moon. 136 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,400 Very astral. 137 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,970 I think that is wonderful. 138 00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:31,510 My name's Kara. 139 00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:32,710 Nice to meet you, Kara. 140 00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:34,110 Enjoy yourself. 141 00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:36,730 Listen, oh, master chef, I have a feeling 142 00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:38,200 that we're going to be swamped with everyone 143 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,230 coming in for the last hurrah. 144 00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:41,830 We're going to need some more of your creations. 145 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:42,880 Yeah, you're the boss. 146 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,700 Uh, say, Kara. 147 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,220 You're not going anywhere, are you? 148 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,040 Should I? 149 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:51,900 No. 150 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,320 You kn-- I mean, you know, if-- 151 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,640 if you were going to stick around, um-- 152 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,900 What Romeo's trying to say is he doesn't want 153 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,500 to let you out of his sights. 154 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,160 Well, that is one way of putting it. 155 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:03,860 Get cooking. 156 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,020 Good morning. 157 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:11,590 Get out of here, you vulture. 158 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:14,390 Now, is that any way to greet a friendly neighbor? 159 00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:16,310 You don't take over this place until tomorrow. 160 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:17,720 And until then, we have the right 161 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,800 to refuse service to anyone. 162 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,980 I've told you, Sun, you're more than welcome to join 163 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,520 my organization. 164 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:27,140 I mean, someone of your beauty would be a definite asset. 165 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:29,750 Thanks, but you can stuff it, unless, of course, 166 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,860 you've changed your mind, decided 167 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,150 to sell me back the cafe. 168 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:34,230 No, that wouldn't be right. 169 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,380 Not after all the trouble I had buying your mortgage back 170 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:37,180 from the bank. 171 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,620 You mean stealing it. 172 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,180 Oh, you call it stealing. 173 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,410 I call it an acquisition. 174 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:46,190 The real question is, how would a row of hot tubs 175 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:48,200 look along this wall? 176 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,310 Watch closely and see what it's 177 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:52,800 like to be completely ignored. 178 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,290 I'm mortally wounded. 179 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:58,980 You know, this would be perfect for a towel counter. 180 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:02,300 You are not friendly with Sun or Drew. 181 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,730 Sun has a problem with commerce. 182 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,340 That's why she can't keep this place going. 183 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:10,290 She gives away more food than she sells. 184 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:12,590 I mean, can I help it if I'm so successful that I 185 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:16,470 have to tear down these walls to add to my operations? 186 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,590 Can you? 187 00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:20,660 The name's MJ. 188 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:23,090 I own the Rubdown. 189 00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:25,810 Total body workout next door. 190 00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:27,850 You really should visit. 191 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,470 It's a great experience. 192 00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,240 Really? 193 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,800 A great experience? 194 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,630 Ask anyone who's been there. 195 00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:38,160 Be my pleasure to give you the VIP treatment. 196 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,930 Don't let this bloodsucker rope you in. 197 00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:44,230 I'm sorry, uh, weren't you supposed to be ignoring me? 198 00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:46,880 Scram. 199 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,410 Suit yourself. 200 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:51,930 But please consider my invitation, miss-- 201 00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:53,410 Kara. 202 00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:54,310 That's a beautiful name. 203 00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,000 I'm going. 204 00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:02,970 But I'll be back. 205 00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:09,990 That bastard. 206 00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:11,340 You are upset. 207 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:12,210 Damn straight. 208 00:22:12,210 --> 00:22:13,340 Do you want another cup of coffee? 209 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:18,700 Damn, that's hot. 210 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:21,270 Kara, can you grab me that rag? 211 00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:23,510 I can't believe what a klutz I am. 212 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,410 Thanks. 213 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:28,860 Allow me. 214 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:31,860 [MUSIC PLAYING] 215 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,740 I guess it didn't burn after all. 216 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:48,100 It sure felt like it. 217 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,090 I want some exceptional experiences while I'm here. 218 00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:53,470 Oh, well, I guess that's what vacations are for. 219 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:55,410 What did you have in mind? 220 00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:57,650 Whatever's the most stimulating. 221 00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:59,450 Hm, good call. 222 00:23:59,450 --> 00:24:00,670 Let me think. 223 00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:03,410 How out of this world did you want to go? 224 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:06,690 Well, I can go pretty far out of this world. 225 00:24:06,690 --> 00:24:08,730 Well, I know this photographer, Harry. 226 00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:10,360 He's just up the block. 227 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,560 And he does some very unique things. 228 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,100 I've even modeled for him a couple times. 229 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,450 I think he's shooting this morning. 230 00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:18,220 You should go check him out. 231 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,970 - He won't mind? - Are you kidding? 232 00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,160 He loves an audience. 233 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,360 Listen, he's three doors down. 234 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,190 I'll give him a holler and tell him you're on your way. 235 00:24:24,190 --> 00:24:26,380 It'll be a great way to spend a few hours. 236 00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:28,210 And this will be a good experience? 237 00:24:28,210 --> 00:24:29,870 Oh, yeah. 238 00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:30,880 Thank you. 239 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,730 No problem. 240 00:24:31,730 --> 00:24:33,200 Just come back and tell me how it went. 241 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:33,900 I will. 242 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,870 What is it with you two today? 243 00:25:10,870 --> 00:25:12,170 I need passion. 244 00:25:12,170 --> 00:25:14,530 May I suggest something? 245 00:25:14,530 --> 00:25:17,380 Oh, please. 246 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:20,710 [MUSIC PLAYING] 247 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,080 Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 248 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,240 I have never seen anything so-- oh, intense before. 249 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,670 I can't wait to get those developed. 250 00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:08,450 I need more experience now. 251 00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:38,230 Can I help you? 252 00:33:38,230 --> 00:33:38,930 Please say yes. 253 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,880 So many choices. 254 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,100 This is fascinating. 255 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,950 So, you looking for something to spice up the old boudoir? 256 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:56,400 Or is there someone special in your life? 257 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,840 Is that important? 258 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,740 Oh, no. 259 00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:01,470 Not if you don't want it to be. 260 00:34:01,470 --> 00:34:05,160 Do you have someone special in your life? 261 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,770 Honey, I have so many special someones in my life, 262 00:34:07,770 --> 00:34:09,540 I can't keep track. 263 00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:12,330 I guess you can say I like a little variety. 264 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:14,040 Variety? 265 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,600 I feel the same way. 266 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,560 I would like to observe variety. 267 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:22,720 Ooh, then you have definitely come to the right place. 268 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,310 I didn't catch your name. 269 00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:25,420 Kara. 270 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:27,900 I'm Angel and this is Gina. 271 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:30,480 We're going to give you a very special showing. 272 00:34:37,590 --> 00:34:40,060 [MUSIC PLAYING] 273 00:40:20,030 --> 00:40:21,940 That was very enlightening. 274 00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:24,510 We'd like you to have this as a gift. 275 00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:26,290 Thank you. 276 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:28,360 If you'd really like to see something interesting, 277 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,030 a friend of mine is giving a little party tonight. 278 00:40:31,030 --> 00:40:33,220 It's a performance art piece. 279 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,660 We provided all the wardrobe. 280 00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:38,310 It's kind of weird, kind of kinky. 281 00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:39,010 Kinky? 282 00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:39,850 Real kinky. 283 00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:44,960 Kinky. 284 00:40:49,090 --> 00:40:50,410 Hey, nice outfit. 285 00:40:50,410 --> 00:40:52,650 I thought you'd vanished. - No. 286 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,150 My collections won't be complete until a total rotation 287 00:40:55,150 --> 00:40:56,860 of the planet. 288 00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:59,460 I like the way you look at things. 289 00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:00,580 Oh, and Harry called. 290 00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:03,490 He said you were a great inspiration to him. 291 00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:06,590 It was a very enlightening experience. 292 00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:08,320 Thank you for the recommendation. 293 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,860 We have got to stop meeting like this. 294 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:12,880 Why? 295 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,170 Is it bad? 296 00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:17,280 No, uh, it was just a little joke. 297 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:17,980 See, Drew? 298 00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:18,980 I told you you're not funny. 299 00:41:22,870 --> 00:41:25,300 Drew. 300 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,850 Have you ever been kinky? 301 00:41:26,850 --> 00:41:31,950 Um, given the right occasion, sure. 302 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:35,650 What exactly is kinky? 303 00:41:35,650 --> 00:41:38,710 I guess it depends on your own personal tastes. 304 00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:42,850 I mean, some people can get pretty wild in bed. 305 00:41:42,850 --> 00:41:45,160 I believe I'm ready for interaction now. 306 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:45,860 What do you mean? 307 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,740 Come here, you. 308 00:41:50,740 --> 00:41:53,180 [MUSIC PLAYING] 309 00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:04,970 Can we be intimate? 310 00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:08,560 Well, I mean-- 311 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,250 whoa. 312 00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,180 Oh, yes. 313 00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:12,860 The hesitancy. 314 00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:14,680 It's part of the interplay. 315 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,020 Go on. 316 00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:17,860 Resist some more. 317 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:20,540 I think it's pleasurable. 318 00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:23,140 W-- wait a minute. 319 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:26,330 You're trying to say you want to hook up with me? 320 00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:28,850 Right here, right now? 321 00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:31,110 Hook up? 322 00:42:31,110 --> 00:42:32,950 We are talking about the same thing, aren't we? 323 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,880 [MUSIC PLAYING] 324 00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:49,600 We are. 325 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,990 Perhaps we should do it in a more comfortable environment. 326 00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:56,280 Would you like to return to my domicile? 327 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,970 Your place? 328 00:42:57,970 --> 00:42:59,550 Uh, let me think about it. 329 00:42:59,550 --> 00:43:01,500 Uh, yeah. 330 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,310 Listen. 331 00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:03,690 I got something in the oven. 332 00:43:03,690 --> 00:43:07,290 Let me go yank that out, and then I'm all yours. 333 00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:09,070 Don't you move. 334 00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:11,060 Hey, where's the fire? 335 00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:12,280 What got into him? 336 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,190 I asked him back to my place. 337 00:43:15,190 --> 00:43:17,310 You don't waste any time, do you? 338 00:43:17,310 --> 00:43:19,530 I like that. 339 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:22,230 Have you experienced Drew? 340 00:43:22,230 --> 00:43:24,210 You mean slept with him? 341 00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:26,180 Yeah, a couple of times. 342 00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:29,720 But we found out we work out a lot better as friends. 343 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,440 Is he a typical male? 344 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,640 Typical? 345 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:33,370 No. 346 00:43:33,370 --> 00:43:34,710 But great in the sack. 347 00:43:34,710 --> 00:43:35,490 Have fun. 348 00:43:35,490 --> 00:43:38,040 Just bring him back in one piece. 349 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,280 Uh, by the way, Sun. 350 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,020 I'm going to go ahead and take my break now. 351 00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:41,720 Wait. 352 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,020 Um, first, grab me those coffee bags 353 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:44,650 off the top shelf in the store room. 354 00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:46,560 But Sun, I was just going to go get together with-- 355 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,290 Keep talking and I'll make you do the dishes. 356 00:43:48,290 --> 00:43:48,990 I'm doing it. 357 00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:04,610 Oh, this will only take a sec. 358 00:44:04,610 --> 00:44:06,560 Oh, listen. 359 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,090 My car's in the shop. 360 00:44:08,090 --> 00:44:11,560 Do you have any transportation? - Sleep. 361 00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:15,980 Domicile. 362 00:44:24,790 --> 00:44:28,170 The male form is quite different than the female. 363 00:44:28,170 --> 00:44:31,030 DAK: Did you terminate this human for collection? 364 00:44:31,030 --> 00:44:33,560 You know we haven't done that in centuries. 365 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,250 He's sleeping. 366 00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:37,200 I think I want to interact with him. 367 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,020 DAK: Seems like a worthy candidate. 368 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:45,840 Where are we? 369 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,150 My place. 370 00:44:48,150 --> 00:44:50,530 The hell? 371 00:44:50,530 --> 00:44:52,610 Did I pass out? 372 00:44:52,610 --> 00:44:53,400 What's going on? 373 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,010 If I'm dreaming, don't wake me. 374 00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:08,590 Would you prefer my garments off? 375 00:45:08,590 --> 00:45:10,020 Absolutely. 376 00:50:52,830 --> 00:50:55,780 Did I break you? 377 00:50:55,780 --> 00:50:58,340 I think you did. 378 00:50:58,340 --> 00:50:59,040 But I'll recover. 379 00:51:03,670 --> 00:51:05,120 Wow. 380 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:09,240 You are simply not human. 381 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,070 Does it show? 382 00:51:11,070 --> 00:51:15,440 Let's just say I've never met anyone like you before. 383 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,050 I'm glad I could be of service. 384 00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:28,820 I forgot about this experience. 385 00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:31,370 Would you like to go with me? 386 00:51:31,370 --> 00:51:36,760 Oh, Sun is going to kill me if I don't get back to the cafe. 387 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,630 As you wish. 388 00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:42,000 Sleep. 389 00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:56,270 You were a great experience. 390 00:52:09,950 --> 00:52:12,870 My life is about expression. 391 00:52:12,870 --> 00:52:19,200 What is the perfect medium for my message? 392 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,270 The human body. 393 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,370 So perfect. So unique. 394 00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:38,830 There's no telling where your innocence can carry you. 395 00:52:49,310 --> 00:52:52,300 [MUSIC PLAYING] 396 00:57:46,210 --> 00:57:48,710 [APPLAUSE] 397 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,680 Hello again. 398 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,050 I think I need some more food. 399 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,730 This body just can't keep up with all 400 00:58:07,730 --> 00:58:10,130 that energy I'm expelling. 401 00:58:10,130 --> 00:58:11,500 I'll get you something. 402 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,270 I can't stop thinking about you. 403 00:58:17,270 --> 00:58:19,350 Did we really leave here? 404 00:58:19,350 --> 00:58:22,780 And did we really do everything I think we did? 405 00:58:22,780 --> 00:58:25,140 I'm in such a fog. 406 00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:29,740 Of course, some would say that's my normal state of mind. 407 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:32,910 Would you like to hook up and get kinky again? 408 00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:34,750 Hold on a second. 409 00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:37,230 I need a little time to recharge. 410 00:58:37,230 --> 00:58:39,920 Oh, I completely understand. 411 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,810 Sun doesn't appear to be very happy. 412 00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:44,550 Yeah, I know. 413 00:58:44,550 --> 00:58:47,080 I caught her crying twice today already. 414 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,090 That damn MJ. 415 00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:50,190 I'd like to go next door and just 416 00:58:50,190 --> 00:58:53,090 strangle the deed to this place right out of him. 417 00:58:53,090 --> 00:58:55,530 Would that make her happy? 418 00:58:55,530 --> 00:58:57,810 Probably not. 419 00:58:57,810 --> 00:58:59,610 She hates violence. 420 00:58:59,610 --> 00:59:01,380 But the deed would put a smile on her face. 421 00:59:09,390 --> 00:59:10,670 Here we are. 422 00:59:10,670 --> 00:59:12,450 And MJ will be right with you. 423 00:59:12,450 --> 00:59:14,880 Enjoy your massage. - Thank you. 424 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,300 I was about ready to leave for the day. 425 00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:35,040 Glad you decided to take me up on my offer. 426 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,050 Usually, I don't handle the clientele, 427 00:59:37,050 --> 00:59:42,240 but, uh, in your case, I will definitely make an exception. 428 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,690 I would like to experience everything you have to offer. 429 00:59:45,690 --> 00:59:47,520 You got it. 430 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,580 Why don't you slip out of what you're wearing and, uh-- 431 00:59:58,550 --> 01:00:01,070 we'll get started. 432 01:00:01,070 --> 01:00:04,090 Very nice. 433 01:00:04,090 --> 01:00:05,800 Would you like a towel? 434 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,270 Do I need one? 435 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:10,280 Well, only if you, uh-- 436 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,320 no. 437 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,400 Not at all. 438 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:14,520 Here. 439 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,720 Hop up on the table and, uh, I'll dive right in. 440 01:00:23,150 --> 01:00:26,120 [MUSIC PLAYING] 441 01:00:46,370 --> 01:00:50,200 You have really skilled hands. 442 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,080 Years of experience. 443 01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:57,640 Do you really need to knock down the wall? 444 01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:02,070 Huh? 445 01:01:02,070 --> 01:01:04,490 Didn't you say you were going to knock 446 01:01:04,490 --> 01:01:09,640 down the wall into Sun's cafe? 447 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:10,600 Right, yes. 448 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,510 The wall. 449 01:01:13,510 --> 01:01:17,770 I do not see why you cannot give Sun the-- 450 01:01:17,770 --> 01:01:19,670 what was it? 451 01:01:19,670 --> 01:01:21,590 Oh, yeah. 452 01:01:21,590 --> 01:01:24,300 The deed. 453 01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:27,200 Yeah, the deed. 454 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,250 That is it. 455 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,580 Why can't you give her the deed? 456 01:01:34,010 --> 01:01:35,480 It's not that simple. 457 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,540 If you have this deed now, you can give it to her. 458 01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:46,970 Sounds simple to me. 459 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,360 Simple, yes. 460 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,690 Whatever you say. 461 01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:53,710 Are you happy? 462 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,530 God, yes. 463 01:01:55,530 --> 01:01:59,320 Let me do something for you. 464 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,310 [MUSIC PLAYING] 465 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:25,330 Am I doing this with sufficient skill? 466 01:02:25,330 --> 01:02:26,030 Yes. 467 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:35,240 You are a good teacher. 468 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,630 Can I show you something? 469 01:02:36,630 --> 01:02:37,330 Please. 470 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:45,200 God. 471 01:02:48,930 --> 01:02:49,630 Oh. 472 01:02:53,570 --> 01:02:56,030 [BREATHING] 473 01:03:03,410 --> 01:03:04,570 What was that? 474 01:03:04,570 --> 01:03:08,480 I have been collecting energy patterns for our archives. 475 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,960 I can access them any time I want and share them. 476 01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,550 That was incredible. 477 01:03:15,550 --> 01:03:18,410 Where did you learn that trick? 478 01:03:18,410 --> 01:03:20,230 I've been doing it for years. 479 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:23,500 Wouldn't it be great if everyone could feel that good? 480 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,190 Yes. 481 01:03:25,190 --> 01:03:27,850 Sun would if you give her the deed. 482 01:03:27,850 --> 01:03:28,550 Yes. 483 01:03:34,630 --> 01:03:36,330 Can she have it? 484 01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:37,170 Oh, of course. 485 01:03:40,790 --> 01:03:41,760 That is very nice of you. 486 01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,100 Where is it? 487 01:03:44,100 --> 01:03:45,560 It's the briefcase. 488 01:03:49,030 --> 01:03:50,020 Thank you. 489 01:03:56,390 --> 01:03:58,000 Hey, you're back. 490 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,110 Where's Sun? 491 01:03:59,110 --> 01:04:00,680 She's meditating. 492 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,530 I have something for her. 493 01:04:02,530 --> 01:04:06,610 Well, she's just up the block at the astral projections. 494 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:08,060 Wait. 495 01:04:08,060 --> 01:04:09,110 Will you be back? 496 01:04:09,110 --> 01:04:09,810 Perhaps. 497 01:04:14,180 --> 01:04:15,250 She's driving me crazy. 498 01:04:18,110 --> 01:04:20,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 499 01:04:24,490 --> 01:04:28,090 Welcome to astral projections. 500 01:04:28,090 --> 01:04:32,770 How may I assist you? 501 01:04:32,770 --> 01:04:35,890 I'm looking for Sun. 502 01:04:35,890 --> 01:04:37,380 She's in the meditation chamber. 503 01:05:12,850 --> 01:05:14,550 Am I disturbing you? 504 01:05:14,550 --> 01:05:16,220 Kara. No. 505 01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:18,050 What are you doing here? 506 01:05:18,050 --> 01:05:20,220 I've come to make you happy. 507 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:22,000 What's this? 508 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,340 Your deed. 509 01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:24,960 Where did you get this? 510 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,790 From MJ. 511 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:29,010 He wants you to be happy. 512 01:05:29,010 --> 01:05:30,150 We all do. 513 01:05:30,150 --> 01:05:31,080 I don't get this. 514 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,170 Did you pay him? 515 01:05:33,170 --> 01:05:35,580 I gave him something more valuable than money. 516 01:05:35,580 --> 01:05:39,450 There's nothing more valuable than money to MJ. 517 01:05:39,450 --> 01:05:40,290 I think there is. 518 01:05:43,060 --> 01:05:43,760 Look. 519 01:05:49,710 --> 01:05:53,190 [MUSIC PLAYING] 520 01:06:25,430 --> 01:06:27,020 I knew this stuff was relaxing, 521 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:29,850 but this is ridiculous. 522 01:06:29,850 --> 01:06:31,410 Shh. Observe. 523 01:16:39,990 --> 01:16:42,420 There's the woman who stole the deed. 524 01:16:42,420 --> 01:16:43,270 Arrest her. 525 01:16:53,180 --> 01:16:55,040 What the hell are you doing? God. 526 01:17:09,890 --> 01:17:12,860 Shit. 527 01:17:12,860 --> 01:17:15,020 Did you see what they were doing to that policeman? 528 01:17:15,020 --> 01:17:16,500 I think he was enjoying himself. 529 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:19,880 Yeah, you could say that again. 530 01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:21,920 Are you happy with your deed? 531 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,350 You know I can't keep this. 532 01:17:24,350 --> 01:17:26,050 Why not? 533 01:17:26,050 --> 01:17:27,650 You saw the look on MJ's face. 534 01:17:27,650 --> 01:17:29,110 Soon as those guys get their act together, 535 01:17:29,110 --> 01:17:31,040 they're going to be right over here. 536 01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:32,780 You know, maybe it's better that I 537 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:34,780 just walk away from this place. 538 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:38,900 If MJ wants it so bad, let him have it. 539 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:41,240 Are you sure? 540 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,650 I've been thinking. 541 01:17:42,650 --> 01:17:44,890 Maybe it's good to give your life a major shakeup 542 01:17:44,890 --> 01:17:45,830 every now and then. 543 01:17:45,830 --> 01:17:48,440 Keeps things interesting. 544 01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,560 There's something I would like to share with you. 545 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:51,260 OK. 546 01:17:54,220 --> 01:17:55,070 Domicile. 547 01:18:00,430 --> 01:18:02,170 What the hell was that? 548 01:18:02,170 --> 01:18:03,880 Simple transportation. 549 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:07,050 No, a cab ride is simple transportation. 550 01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:10,170 That was something alien. 551 01:18:10,170 --> 01:18:14,560 You said you wanted to meet an alien from outer space. 552 01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,930 You mean to tell me that you're from-- 553 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:25,070 this is all too weird. 554 01:18:25,070 --> 01:18:28,720 All my life I've dreamed of this moment. 555 01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:31,780 But I never thought the first alien I would meet 556 01:18:31,780 --> 01:18:33,530 would be so-- 557 01:18:33,530 --> 01:18:35,570 so beautiful. 558 01:18:35,570 --> 01:18:37,080 You're not what I imagined. 559 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:41,060 I was waiting for little green men. 560 01:18:41,060 --> 01:18:43,020 Different star system. 561 01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,980 So what are you doing here? 562 01:18:45,980 --> 01:18:48,770 We've been visiting your earth for centuries. 563 01:18:48,770 --> 01:18:54,030 Collecting data, cataloging human sensory experiences. 564 01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:57,700 Our species have evolved beyond a solid physical state 565 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,850 to a level of nearly pure energy. 566 01:19:00,850 --> 01:19:04,920 So this isn't your real body? 567 01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:08,840 On my planet, we're all linked telepathically. 568 01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:12,020 It can be comforting, but something similar 569 01:19:12,020 --> 01:19:16,550 to human intimacy, it's not possible for us. 570 01:19:16,550 --> 01:19:19,490 You don't know what you're missing. 571 01:19:19,490 --> 01:19:21,580 The point is now I do. 572 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:34,130 Wow. 573 01:19:34,130 --> 01:19:38,770 An alien from outer space wants to make love to me? 574 01:19:38,770 --> 01:19:39,580 Fuck it. 575 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:42,540 Let's go for it. 576 01:19:42,540 --> 01:19:46,030 [MUSIC PLAYING] 577 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:10,240 Mm, I've never felt like this. 578 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:12,210 Neither have I. 579 01:26:12,210 --> 01:26:13,530 WOMAN: I can handle myself. 580 01:26:13,530 --> 01:26:17,240 I've been in more compelling worlds than this. 581 01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:18,100 DAK: Mm-hm. 582 01:26:18,100 --> 01:26:18,970 Dak. 583 01:26:18,970 --> 01:26:21,240 DAK: It's merely a reminder. 584 01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:24,490 Do you have to go back to your world? 585 01:26:24,490 --> 01:26:25,650 I'm a collector. 586 01:26:25,650 --> 01:26:28,400 It's all I know. 587 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,910 Well, I'm starting a new life. 588 01:26:30,910 --> 01:26:31,670 Why can't you? 589 01:26:31,670 --> 01:26:34,330 DAK: Yes, why can't you? 590 01:26:34,330 --> 01:26:36,680 Even Dak thinks so. 591 01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:38,150 DAK: There is no reason why you can't 592 01:26:38,150 --> 01:26:43,160 continue to collect data and stay here to experience Sun. 593 01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:45,490 Sounds like a plan to me. 594 01:26:45,490 --> 01:26:47,040 Oh, but what about Drew? 595 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:51,340 Drew. 596 01:26:54,690 --> 01:26:56,610 Drew. 597 01:26:56,610 --> 01:26:59,040 I know I'm not dreaming now. 598 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:00,360 Just go with the flow, baby. 599 01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:10,610 [MUSIC PLAYING] 40193

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