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Good morning, mr. Forman.
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Charlie !
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Didn't recognize you without
your schoolgirl skirt.
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Why don't you go drink another
warehouse full of beer ?
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And then you can get out of
those uncomfortable boy things.
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Wow. He came in here,
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just attacked you and
completely ignored me.
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You must be the one
the prophets spoke of.
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Man, I really got off on
the wrong foot with your dad.
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Ah, it'll blow over. How long
could he stay mad at a kid, right ?
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You know what ? Later on, I'm gonna find
him and apologize. I'm sure he'll understand.
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Yeah. Hey, if you're lookin'
for a good conversation starter,
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just say we were probably
wrong to go into vietnam.
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Here's your
breakfast, charlie.
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Oh, eric,
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I didn't realize you still lived
here. I thought you left for africa.
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No, I've been sitting here
for, like, ten minutes.
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Then you'd better get going, or
you're gonna be late for africa.
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Okay, I get it, mom. You're trying
to make me feel bad about leaving.
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Oh, are you still here ? I
thought you were in africa.
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So, my mom do the whole pass of agressive
guilt-think about me going to Africa.
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Basicly, just consist of her
saying a word "Africa" a lot.
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Well I believe that if you want how do you
feel is better to use a directive brunch.
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Like this.
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Don't go to Africa, dillhole!
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So, Hyde...
Speaking of a annoying women who hit.
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Have you heard
anything from Jackie?
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Nope. That's
fine by me, man.
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Who does she think she is,
giving me an ultimatum...
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"marry me or I'm
moving to chicago" ?
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Then she takes off before
I even give her an answer.
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Well, what's the big deal,
man ? She let you off the hook.
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Yeah. You were gonna
say no anyway, unless...
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oh, my god ! You
were gonna say yes !
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No.
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What ?
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No.
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Oh, my god. You
were gonna marry her.
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You were gonna marry
her because you love her.
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hey,
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jackie,
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you're everything this poor
little orphan boy ever needed.
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- oh, my god ! I really am.
- Oh, my god !
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Hey,
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I don't love her.
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You know what love is ? Love is for
losers who are too afraid to be alone.
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Uh, no, you're
thinking of kittens.
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So I gotta go. I'm gonna go
wrap your going-away present.
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Eric, you're the one going away.
You didn't have to get me anything.
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Yeah, well, I knew you
were gonna get me something.
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I didn't want this to
be awkward again like,
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you know, christmas.
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Well, I did get
you something.
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Oh, crap, I didn't
get him anything !
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He leaves in three days.
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Oh, well, why don't you
just get him an ultimatum ?
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It's free. You don't
have to wrap it.
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It'll totally make
him wish he was dead.
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Yeah.
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Well, it's between that or one of those
shirts that makes him look all muscley.
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Look at the blanket I
got for our new apartment.
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I found it in a dumpster.
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It's got lots of stains,
so it goes with everything.
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That is so awesome.
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I'm not even gonna ask what
you were doing in the dumpster.
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Is steven here ?
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No, he went to work.
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Oh, but before he left, he was chucking everything
you ever gave him all around the basement.
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It was like a hailstorm of
stuffed animals and abba records.
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Wait,
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what are you doing here anyway?
I thought you left for chicago.
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I would have, but my mom
took the car to tijuana
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and won't be back till cinco
de mayo, whenever that is.
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So until then, I need you guys
to help me avoid the horrors
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of seeing steven till I can figure
out a way to get out of here.
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Well, that's too bad, 'cause I think
I hear him coming down the stairs now.
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Oh, my god. What do I do ?
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Okay, um... Quick, get
down under the blanket !
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He's not coming down. I made the whole thing
up, and now you're under a stinky blanket !
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The stinky blanket burn !
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That is awesome !
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Oh, that is disgusting.
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Oh, this blanket
smells like dog.
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That's because when I found it,
it was wrapped around a dead dog.
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Uh-oh, jackie. He's coming
for real this time. Get down !
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Oh, my god !
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- I got her !
- I got her !
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I am gonna kick you
both in the nads.
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You're gonna have to do it
later, because here he comes now.
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Oh, well, now I
don't believe you.
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Okay, then.
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Hey, come on in. Good to see you,
hyde. What's going on, buddy ?
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She did it again!
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I hate you!
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Oh, man.
We can do this all day.
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Yeah.
I've got nowhere to be, man.
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I got the best going-away
present for eric.
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Okay...
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a pen and pencil set.
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That way he can
write me every day.
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Well, isn't that just...
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d onna,
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a going-away gift should
be something special,
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meaningful, personal.
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Okay, like what...
clock radio ?
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Underwear ? Some
spoons ? Help me.
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No, honey, like...
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okay. Before red
went to korea,
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I had my sister take a sexy
boudoir photograph of me.
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I was wearing nothing
but a fur coat.
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Mrs. Forman, you
bad, bad girl.
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It was racy.
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You could see my knees.
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Hi, Eric.
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We need something to drink.
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Our throats are all dried from laughing
over Jackie and the stinky blanket.
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Jackie and the stinky blanket. It sounds
like a delightful hardy boys mystery
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I'll tell you what the mystery is.
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Why aren't those boys nailing
Nancy Drew?
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'Cause she's got glasses.
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Ah, mystery solved.
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So I gotta go over to Donna's,
get my going-away present.
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Man, she is, like, the
world's worst gift giver.
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Remember that ugly sweater
vest and that huge man ring ?
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Now I gotta go get excited
about some other lame thing.
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"Oh, wow, donna, clown
shoes. Thank you so much."
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I wish I had a beautiful
girl give me clown shoes.
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Hell, I'd settle for a beautiful
clown giving me girl shoes.
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I dated a clown once.
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But soon as I learned how to make
those balloon animals, I dumped her.
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Excuse me, mr.
Forman... oh !
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Ohh !
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What the hell ?
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Well, that was exciting.
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Mr. Forman, I was looking for you to
apologize about the dress thing, okay ?
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But then I opened
the door, and wow !
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No, I don't mean "wow."
I mean, "oh, no !"
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No, no, I don't
mean, "oh, no."
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Well, what were you doing
just standing there ?
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I was like a deer caught in the
headlights. Oh ! I said, "headlights."
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Red, it was a very
awkward situation.
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No one knew what to do.
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Well, I know what I would do if I saw
you naked. I'd turn and run the other way.
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I mean, there is no reason on earth
for a 19-year-old boy
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to be staring at a woman your age.
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Oh, I...
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look, damn it, he's the
one in trouble here, not me.
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Hey, kitty, could I have some peanut
oil ? I'm gonna fry up some jumbo shrimp,
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which is a funny name. It's like
calling someone a giant midget.
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I'd like to see
one of those.
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Get this,
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Charlie here walked into our
bedroom and saw kitty naked.
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Whoo-hoo ! How was that ?
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Well, how do you think it
was ? It was horrifying.
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Excuse me.
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So, mr. Forman,
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how wrong was it for us
to get into vietnam, huh ?
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uh-oh, jackie. Hyde's
coming for real this time.
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Quick, drink this
old root beer.
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You know what ? I am so tired of you two lying
about steven just so you can humiliate me.
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Okay, you're right. Let
me make it up to you...
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by offering you this
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different,
not-old root beer.
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Jackie, hyde is
coming right now.
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You know what, michael ? I'm sorry, but
I'm not playing your little game anymore.
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Jackie.
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Why aren't you in chicago ?
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Why do you smell
like a dead dog ?
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Okay, donna,
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I'm ready for my
going-away present.
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Yahoo.
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All right, here I come.
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Holy mother of skywalker.
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You can do whatever you
want to princess leia.
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Her force field is down.
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Donna, this is the best... wait a
second. Leia doesn't have a force field.
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You know what ? I'm too
excited to quibble. Come here.
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I thought you left town.
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Why ?
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Because you're so
amazing and incredible
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that I simply couldn't exist in the same town
as you knowing you couldn't make a commitment ?
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No, because you wrote me a
note saying that you left town.
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Oh.
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Well, that, steven, was a metaphor.
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A metaphor for the fact
that my heart and mind are gone.
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But, my body is still here.
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In this very awkward situation.
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Want me to cover you up
with the stinky blanket ?
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Would you guys get lost ?
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Oh, you want your
privacy. I understand.
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We're just gonna go upstairs
and listen through the vent.
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So what are you doing here, jackie ?
You got something you wanna say to me?
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Yes,
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I want to say that I'm
leaving for real this time.
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So you came back to tell me
that you're leaving again.
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Yes, but this is good-bye.
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All right, I'll see
you tomorrow then.
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Steven, I'm serious.
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So want to hang
out next week ?
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I'm going.
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Unless...
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unless, steven, there's
something you'd like to say,
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in which case,
I'm listening.
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Yeah.
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Have a good trip.
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I will.
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can you guys stand closer
to the vent and talk louder ?
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Wow, so, uh,
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it's like, I can
do anything I want ?
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Can I touch your buns ?
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What, you want
to touch my butt ?
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No, not...
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not those buns. You know...
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the buns.
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Eric, that seems
kind of weird.
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Yeah. You know what ? That
is, like, a little weird.
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Maybe I'll just rub my
face up against one of 'em.
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Okay.
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Leia...
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oh, leia...
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donna, meet me downstairs for
fried shrimp in t-minus 20 seconds.
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Wear an old shirt.
These things are greasy.
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Wow, that's almost enough to take
you right out of the moment, huh ?
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Um, okay, donna. From now on, the
only thing I'd like you to say is,
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"use the force, eric."
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- Okay, that seems kind of...
- donna.
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Use the force, eric.
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Man, and now mr. Forman is even madder
at me since I saw mrs. Forman naked.
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Doesn't he know I went to catholic school ?
I don't even know what any of that stuff is.
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Now what exactly
did you see ?
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And I'm only asking because
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I find miss kitty
attractive in a sexual way.
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I know how you can get
back on red's good side...
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walk in on him naked.
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No way, man. I do know what that
stuff is, and I don't want to see it.
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Seriously, look,
it's perfect.
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Look, red assumes that everyone
is either a pervert or an idiot.
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- He thinks I'm both.
- He thinks I'm both.
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See, and if you walk in on red naked, he's gonna
assume that you're the biggest idiot in the world.
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00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,500
That kind of makes sense.
241
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:20,860
You know, you probably hear this all
the time, but you're really smart.
242
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,087
I do hear that all the time.
243
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:29,300
Hey, jackie,
244
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,460
how'd it go with hyde ?
Did he ask you to stay ?
245
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:32,860
No.
246
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:37,380
But even if he did, I can't stay, because
I've got a career waiting for me in chicago.
247
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:41,100
But I am stuck here in this
stupid place with no way out.
248
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,860
Jackie, you know
what would help ?
249
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,380
If you eat this
dirty milk dud.
250
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,060
Shut up, fez.
251
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,420
Jackie,
252
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,340
I'm here for you, okay ? So
253
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,980
I'll even give you a ride.
254
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,500
Really ?
255
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,420
Oh, michael, that
would be great.
256
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,180
And I won't do anything,
257
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:06,100
because frankly, I
don't have much to offer.
258
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,220
You guys smell smoke ?
259
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,340
Everyone out of the house !
260
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:14,460
I used too much
oil in the fry baby.
261
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,060
The whole kitchen's
filled with smoke.
262
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,660
Bob ? Bob, are you okay ?
263
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:23,620
Yeah, I'm fine, but my shrimp are ruined.
So I'm gonna have to eat with you guys.
264
00:16:24,481 --> 00:16:26,010
I hope you're making
something good, Kitty.
265
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,820
Fire! Fire!
266
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,540
What the hell
is on your head ?
267
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:42,100
I'm still wearing
the helmet, aren't I ?
268
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,660
What did you do
to my daughter ?
269
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,340
Nothing.
270
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,260
I was a perfect gentleman.
271
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,940
I just squeezed her buns.
272
00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,451
I suggested a photograph,
273
00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:04,295
not a go-go dance from outer space.
274
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,100
I smell like smoke
from bob's damn fire.
275
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,060
If kitty's looking for me, I
went upstairs to take a shower.
276
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,460
Now's your chance
to catch red naked.
277
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:21,820
- He's gonna think I'm such an idiot!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
278
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,620
Give him enough time
to take everything off.
279
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:27,180
You don't want to walk in on
him wearing nothing but socks.
280
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,780
That would just make
this whole thing weird.
281
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,900
Oh, boy.
282
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,660
Get back here, you pervert !
283
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,900
That boy just can't
get enough of me.
284
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,140
Sorry my present
didn't work out.
285
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:54,700
Well...
286
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:58,780
I mean, we are alone now.
287
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:04,300
And, uh, I think I know exactly what
might get you back in the mood...
288
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,940
a little romantic music.
289
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,220
where were we ?
290
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:21,500
Oh, yes, you were a prisoner
aboard the death star.
291
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,660
And I
292
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:25,100
am the only
stormtrooper
293
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,140
with the keys to your
laser chastity belt.
294
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,540
That's in the movie ?
295
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,700
Donna, it's implicit.
296
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,180
God, I'm gonna
miss you, eric.
297
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,580
I'm sorry.
298
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,940
What was that ?
299
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,860
use the force, eric.
300
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,100
All right,
301
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,380
here we are.
302
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,780
Good luck in chicago.
303
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,860
Uh, michael, this
is the bus station.
304
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,260
Yeah.
305
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:12,780
I said I'd give you a ride, and then under
my breath I whispered, "to the bus station."
306
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,180
No, no, no.
307
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:16,740
No.
308
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,460
I can't ride the bus.
309
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,980
Other people's butts
have been on those seats.
310
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:25,460
Well, I'm not driving you all the way
there. That's, like, two hours away.
311
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:28,980
Michael, you put this car in gear
and take me to chicago right now.
312
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,100
You know what ?
313
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:34,300
You haven't changed at all. You're
still just a spoiled little princess
314
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:39,740
who gets by on her good looks and bitchy
demands and mean and painful pinches.
315
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,620
Yeah, well, you still
don't have any manners.
316
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,620
A real man wouldn't let
the princess ride the bus.
317
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,660
Well, you know what ?
318
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:52,580
You're not even a princess.
You're just a little bossy boss !
319
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,220
That's right, michael.
320
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:59,060
I'm the boss, and you're taking
the boss to chicago right now.
321
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,620
Ow ! Fine !
322
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,340
You're always
telling me what to do.
323
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,420
I've missed this.
324
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,160
please, mr. Stormtrooper,
325
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:21,040
I'll do anything you want if you
only spare the planet alderaan.
326
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,800
Eric, you have a line.
We rehearsed this.
327
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,320
Wait a minute.
328
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,320
Fez !
329
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,960
But I just want to touch the
buns. Let me touch the buns.
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