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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,682 ( Rock music playing ) 4 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:21,622 ♪ I'm the kind of guy who likes to kick off his shoes ♪ 5 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,291 ♪ and I'm the kind of guy 6 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,459 ♪ that likes to have nothing to do ♪ 7 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,895 ♪ so I have the kind of life they say... ♪ 8 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,664 man: And everybody says the same exact thing, 9 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:35,002 "don't worry, Max, there's someone special out there for you." 10 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,004 What do they think, I'm not trying? 11 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,039 - Mate, it's not you-- - you know what, Henry? 12 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:41,342 I don't think she exists. And the truth is, 13 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,212 if I did find her, I don't think I'd know what to do anyway. 14 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:47,081 - Max, stop beating yourself up. - I don't know how to date. 15 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:50,384 What is dating? I mean, look at those two. 16 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,753 Even that guy has a girlfriend. 17 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,823 - I am such a schmuck. - Dude! 18 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,893 Look, the last thing you need right now is a girlfriend. 19 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:02,596 Some chick messing with your head. Going psycho on you. 20 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:05,533 Pretty soon she'd start pulling the same crap all women do. 21 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,935 They think it's their mission to change us. 22 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:10,404 Even though they're the ones that are screwed up. 23 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,873 Like they'll dress all sexy to get your attention, 24 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,775 but then you follow one home from a bar 25 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,278 and she slaps a restraining order on you. 26 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,447 You kidnapped her dog. 27 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,382 That's not the point. 28 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,517 The point is, that before you know it, 29 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,587 she'd have been nagging you into submission, 30 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,790 keeping you on a leash, away from your friends. 31 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:33,127 You know what the best part of a blow job is? 32 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:35,363 10 minutes of silence. 33 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,407 No man understands women. 34 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,576 It's like we're genetically programmed 35 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,110 to think differently. 36 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,914 Never mind, we have bigger problems. 37 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,083 Jonas has invited president chumly 38 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,085 to watch us test the replicator today. 39 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,821 Aw, what's he want to do something stupid like that for? 40 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:03,224 The genetics conference is less than a week away, 41 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:07,161 we don't know how well the replicator works, so Jonas is losing his mind. 42 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:10,431 - Hey, Felix. - Oh, Jesus. 43 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,501 - What crawled up your ass? - Just look at yourselves. 44 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:16,904 We're presenting our work to the president of the university, 45 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:19,072 and you look like you just got out of bed. 46 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:21,642 I did just get out of bed. I'm very tired. 47 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:24,845 I've been spending 100 hours a week in the lab for the last six months 48 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,680 to make sure my work is ready. 49 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,917 - What have you been up to? - He has been busy kissing Jonas' ass. 50 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,420 Ha, ha, ha. You're gonna be late. 51 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:35,423 Why is he like that? 52 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,291 Oh. 53 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,094 Man: Take a good look, sir, 54 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,765 - because you won't believe your eyes otherwise. - It's true. 55 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,468 What Dr. Fromer has done here is absolutely amazing. 56 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,537 - Felix. - Mm-hmm? 57 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,940 If you feel comfortable removing your nose, 58 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,108 face, and head from Jonas' ass, 59 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:56,977 Henry could use some help over there. 60 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,780 At least one of us is giving Dr. Fromer the respect he deserves. 61 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,149 - Is that what that is? Yes, that's-- - yes, that's-- 62 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,517 - don't make fun-- - I don't-- 63 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,986 oh, that is so obnoxious! 64 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,188 A single drop of her blood contains 65 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,190 all the genetic information we need. 66 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,360 We simply put it in the replicator, 67 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,562 where it will combine with a special 68 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:18,699 hormone growth solution that I have developed. 69 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:22,370 - Okay, let's get to it. - Yes. 70 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,504 Okay. 71 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:28,041 This better work. 72 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:32,646 Now president chumly, a single drop of blood, 73 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:37,017 or strand of hair, contains all the genetic information we need. 74 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,819 Then with the hyper-replicator, 75 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:42,189 we can circumvent the normal stages of development 76 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,259 and instantly create a full grown adult clone. 77 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,053 - Here's the original. - And here's fluffy-- 78 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,688 I'll take this. 79 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:19,126 President chumly, meet fluffy ii. 80 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:22,062 Um, fluffy ii. 81 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,566 Chumly: Fantastic work, Jonas. 82 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,268 I was getting a little worried when I fought so hard 83 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,638 to get the international genetics conference here 84 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,406 that you were going to let me down. 85 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:36,076 But now the world will be stunned when we present this. 86 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:39,380 - You'll make springdale university famous. - He'll do better than that! 87 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,415 He'll make it super-famous. 88 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,554 I couldn't have done it without your support, sir. 89 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,756 He couldn't have done it at all. 90 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,758 Say, I'm going to lunch with the trustees. 91 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,761 - Why don't you join me? - I'd be delighted, sir. Thank you. 92 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:57,264 I'll be right there. Just give me a minute with my staff. 93 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,799 "Super." ( Chuckles ) 94 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:09,443 I want a full biological review done on that rodent. 95 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,078 Cellular morphology, 96 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,647 growth rate, brainwave functions, 97 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,616 sexual viability, everything. 98 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,985 A full biological? But look, she's fine. 99 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:21,522 As you may recall, we thought that about the last fluffy ii. 100 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:25,258 Until she mysteriously imploded. 101 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,529 ( Squishes ) 102 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,698 We need to present a perfect clone 103 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,299 at the conference next week, 104 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,301 and if we don't... 105 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,337 You can forget about that associate professorship. 106 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,510 That dick! I've been here for years. 107 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,978 I practically developed the hyper-replicator. 108 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,847 - You know that. - I know, yeah. 109 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,183 Jonas said he would make me associate professor if I stuck by him. 110 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:52,319 Henry, I have stuck-- oh, I've stuck. 111 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,688 - I know you stuck. - He can't do this. 112 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:57,057 - I deserve the promotion. - And you will get it. 113 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,893 There's no way he could deny you after this presentation. 114 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,328 If everything goes all right. 115 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,330 Were you even paying attention in there? 116 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,832 We can make enough hamsters 117 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,867 to feed every starving kid in Thailand. 118 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,336 You can't feed hamsters to the children. 119 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,505 Henry, any number of things could go wrong. 120 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,240 He's rushed us into this conference 121 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:16,176 with not enough time for a proper biological examination. 122 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,011 You are too focused on that lab. 123 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,980 You need to chill out. Just go out 124 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,082 and find some hot chick to Jack your beanstalk. 125 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,217 - That's brilliant. That's what I need. - Yes! 126 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:26,353 - That is not what I need! - Of course it is! 127 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,221 What I need is... Is... 128 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,929 You have chosen wisely, my son. 129 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:38,432 Max: No, no, no. No, Henry. 130 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:40,701 It'll end badly. It always ends badly. 131 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,537 - Oh god, she's just stunning! - Yes. 132 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:46,373 What could I possibly have in common with that woman? 133 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,713 ( Laughs ) 134 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,915 God. 135 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,688 You might as well just hand over your balls right now. 136 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,223 - You're not a man anymore. - She's out of my league. 137 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,393 Girls like that date pro athletes or rock stars. 138 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,862 Henry: What are you talking about, rock stars? 139 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,535 I'm just being realistic. I'm a lab assistant. 140 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:18,038 It's not really the kind of thing women find exciting, ever. 141 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,240 Woman: Excuse me. Hi. 142 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,743 Didn't I see you in Dr. Fromer's lab this afternoon? 143 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,979 - Yes. - Yeah-- yes. 144 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:28,215 Listen, I am a huge fan of genetics. 145 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,284 Oh, I'm sorry. You guys probably get that all the time. 146 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:34,888 - Ummm... - Not as much as you'd think. 147 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,925 Well, I'm Kate Carson. And I'm doing a piece on genetics 148 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,293 for "modern science" magazine. 149 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,463 I interviewed Dr. Fromer this morning about the hyper-replicator. 150 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,232 Well, then today is your lucky day. 151 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,335 Because Max here, he knows everything about the replicator. 152 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,504 I'm sure he could... Fill you in. 153 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,906 That would be wonderful. 154 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,579 - And this is a clone? - No, this is just a beta test. 155 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,313 There've been a few kinks. 156 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,783 Well, she looks healthy to me. 157 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,986 - You... - How long have you been doing this? 158 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,487 Since I was five. 159 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,857 Did you watch Scooby-doo when you were little? 160 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,158 Of course I did. 161 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,993 Remember the one where the rich, 162 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,495 handsome oil tycoon asked velma out on a date, 163 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,631 and she curiously and ambiguously declines? 164 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:21,434 - Vaguely. - Same episode shaggy gets cloned. 165 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,804 Ever since I saw that, I have been hooked. 166 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:27,140 I had to be the guy that made cloning a reality. 167 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,843 With this technology, Kate, the possibilities are endless. 168 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:33,346 We can save endangered species from becoming extinct. 169 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,683 We can grow human organs for transplants. 170 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,851 We might even be able to cure cancer. 171 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,788 I'm going off. But the point is... 172 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,624 I love genetics. I always have. 173 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,026 And I think I can make the world a better place. 174 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,861 I know exactly what you mean. 175 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:50,698 I have wanted to be a journalist since I was a kid. 176 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,200 I always thought I could help-- ( Screams ) 177 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,668 She bit me! 178 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,536 - Fluffy! - Is she okay? 179 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,471 She's a little dizzy, but she's fine. 180 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,874 - How's your finger? - It's fine, it's just a little blood. 181 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,643 - Oh, boy. - I think I need a band-aid. 182 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,878 I've got some in the first work station, 183 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,079 in the second drawer. 184 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,816 - Are you going to be okay? - I'll be fine. 185 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:12,185 I just have a little problem with blood. 186 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:16,223 But, I'm sorry. I should have warned you about fluffy-- 187 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,492 that fluffy's still sort of adjusting to being alive. 188 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,929 Please, don't even worry about it. 189 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:25,432 - It's fine. - Are you sure you're going to be okay? 190 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,500 Yeah, I'll be fine. 191 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,239 Oh, god, is that clock right? 192 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,075 I'm late. 193 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,745 I should have been on my way to the airport 10 minutes ago. 194 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,547 - Derek's going to kill me. - Derek? 195 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,684 - Your brother Derek? - No, he's my boyfriend. 196 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,352 Oh, there he is. 197 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:51,725 - He's a professional athlete? - No, don't be ridiculous. 198 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:54,294 He's a rock star. Hi. 199 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,033 That's Derek waters from green snake. 200 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,935 You're dating... 201 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,404 Derek waters? 202 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:08,241 He's touring Europe next month and I'm tagging along. 203 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,778 - Honey, I am so sorry I'm late. - That's cool, baby. 204 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,546 They're not going to leave without their lead guitarist. 205 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,248 Max, thanks for everything. 206 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,752 Meeting you was inspirational. 207 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,796 - Inspirational? That guy's a tool. - Derek! 208 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,315 Damn. 209 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,651 Felix... 210 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,285 ( Humming ) 211 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,054 ( Beeping ) 212 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,690 ( Electrical static ) 213 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,361 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 214 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,196 It's not responding. What is this? 215 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,718 ( Groans ) 216 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,400 It was a dream. 217 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,736 It was all a dream. 218 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,710 A dream I had on the floor of the lab. 219 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,445 ( Glass clinks ) 220 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,592 Don't be scared. It's okay. 221 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,930 I am not going to hurt you. 222 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,431 Here... 223 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,769 You can put this on. 224 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,438 It'll keep you warm. 225 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,245 Woman: Warm. 226 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,213 You can talk. 227 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,085 Okay, I'm coming down. 228 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,090 Hey. 229 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,460 I am your friend. 230 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,395 Okay? 231 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,598 ( Sniffs ) 232 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,734 See that? 233 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,504 Yeah, it's okay. 234 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,607 It's okay. 235 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,443 Yeah. 236 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,413 Ow! 237 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,615 ( Laughs ) 238 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,420 That's funny. 239 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,122 It's funny. 240 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,626 Come on. 241 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,130 That's right. 242 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,300 It's okay. 243 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,504 Up you go. 244 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,710 - Oh my... - Da-da? 245 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,480 No, no da-da. 246 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,017 I'm Max. 247 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,685 I Max. 248 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,187 No. 249 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:18,225 I'm Max and you're Kate. 250 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,029 - No, that's a mistake. - Kate. 251 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,197 You can't be Kate, because Kate is Kate. 252 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,300 How about Jill? Jill is pretty trendy. 253 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,702 Kate! Kate, Kate, Kate! 254 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,572 - Don't touch that! - Kate, Kate, Kate... 255 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,042 ( Stuttering ) 256 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,210 - Don't touch that. - ( Glass shattering ) 257 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,379 Definitely don't-- okay, that's breakable. 258 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,915 Kate! 259 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,683 Kate it is. 260 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,820 Oh, Jonas... shit. 261 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,157 Aaah! 262 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,559 Always on time, you son of a bitch! 263 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,527 No! 264 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,896 Do not eat the hamsters! 265 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,066 Do not eat the hamsters! 266 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,903 Okay. Stop it! Stop it! 267 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,006 Let's go! We have to go! 268 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,907 And then we can get you some food. 269 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,713 Just go out the window. 270 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,548 Okay? Hey, hey! Go out the window. 271 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,418 Just go right out the window. 272 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,354 Whoa, whoa. Not this one. 273 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,856 It's bad. See? Look, look, look. 274 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:29,129 Pick yourself up, and just... 275 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,303 Watch out for the thorns! 276 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:42,409 - Morning, sir. - Well, well, well. 277 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,612 I see you are finally showing the kind of dedication I expect. 278 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,715 You'll be glad to hear the replicator's working perfectly. 279 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,251 I'm just dog-tired. So I'm going to get some sleep. 280 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,619 I'll see you. 281 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,490 Oh, god. No, no, no. 282 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,326 No, no, no. 283 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,960 Oh, oh, oh. 284 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,233 Oh, dear. Kate! Kate! 285 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,236 Do not eat the hamsters! 286 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,074 Yup. I love college. 287 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,009 - What's up? - Oh, thank god! 288 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,611 - Thank god you're here! - This better be important. 289 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,081 It's 7:00 A.M. my morning wood ain't even up yet. 290 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,250 I had a little accident at the lab last night. 291 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,352 - Did you break the replicator? - Not exactly. 292 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,587 - Did you sit on fluffy? - Do you remember Kate, 293 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,423 - the "modern science" goddess from yesterday? - Yes, yes! 294 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,031 - I cloned her. - Oh, yeah. Ha ha. 295 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,967 Very funny, mate. Are you even a reporter? 296 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,669 Or are you just some old friend 297 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,637 he roped into pulling this lame gag? 298 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,673 When it comes to jokes, you are crap. 299 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,975 - Henry! - ( Snorting ) 300 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,681 Oh, shit. 301 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,719 I still don't believe it. 302 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,854 A human clone! 303 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,958 You made a fully grown, 304 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,027 biologically correct... 305 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,564 Extremely sexy, human clone, Max! 306 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,500 Completely illegal, Henry. 307 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,403 I could go to jail! We're so screwed! 308 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,638 We're screwed?! Fuck that. 309 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,174 Henry, I'm talking about the clone and I. 310 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,676 Look, I could use some help here. Please. 311 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,849 Yeah, sure. You only have to ask. 312 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,818 Okay. Right. 313 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,220 First of all, 314 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,322 we got to make sure no one finds out about her. 315 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,524 She can't be a clone unless there's an original. 316 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,260 And the original's in Europe, right? 317 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,829 ( Sneezes ) 318 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,399 All we got to do is teach her to behave like a normal person. 319 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,237 - Unless of course she's a total moron. - No, no, no. 320 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,105 - She's not a total moron. - ( Scoffs ) 321 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:55,742 She just hasn't had time to assimilate. Her brain is perfect. 322 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,177 It's like a sponge. 323 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,212 It's conceivable she could learn in a day 324 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,880 what would normally take years. 325 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,715 She's a blank slate right now. 326 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,720 So we could program her. 327 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,391 She's not a VCR. What are you talking about? 328 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,126 We could make a woman 329 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,963 who likes sports and action movies, 330 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,199 and hanging out in the bars. 331 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,701 And not cats, 332 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,404 or wine coolers, or foreplay. 333 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,373 Max: You mean, make a woman 334 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,775 who acts exactly like a man. 335 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,212 Exactly. The perfect woman. 336 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,484 A woman that men can actually understand. 337 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,420 What did you do that for? 338 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,723 I don't know. 339 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,892 I mean, yes, we have to assimilate her. 340 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,827 Stop it! 341 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,397 I suppose to a certain extent it is our duty 342 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,732 to try and make a better human being. 343 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,100 Exactly! 344 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,169 Now, she shouldn't have tantrums, 345 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,438 or be obsessed about her weight. 346 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,807 - She has to learn to drive. - Both: Stick! 347 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,975 Football on Sunday does not end until... 348 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,512 - Both: Monday night. - Henry: This is perfect. 349 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,780 - There's so much stuff. - There's a ton of stuff. 350 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,649 Max: I don't even know where to begin. 351 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,318 ( Urinating ) 352 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,653 My vote is for housebreaking. 353 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,255 That's nasty. 354 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,858 Oh, come on! 355 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,629 These are books. 356 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,464 We learn things by reading these. 357 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,466 Henry: Television, however, 358 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,469 is much easier to use and much more fun. 359 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,038 Television. 360 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,674 - This is a home arcade system. - Very cool. 361 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:38,278 I've got 49 games that you can play on this, 362 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,680 48 of which are sports games. 363 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,550 Sometimes it is fun to watch one's friends puke. 364 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,985 - Puke. - This is toilet paper. 365 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,654 This is hair. 366 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:51,157 - Never spend more than five minutes styling. - Definitely. 367 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,326 Maybe 10. 368 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,363 This, too-- toilet paper. 369 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:59,165 When you're really in a pinch... 370 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,535 - Jonas is an... - Asshole. 371 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,138 - When we see Felix, we... - Kick him. 372 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,875 - These are nipples. - Nipples. 373 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,410 Now show me yours. 374 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,313 - No, no, don't! You don't have to do that. - Come on! 375 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,681 Stop it! Would you cut it out? 376 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,148 These are flowers. 377 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,151 Flowers are not important. No, bad. 378 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:22,188 - Movies with singing. - Oh, crap! 379 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,557 - Unacceptable. - Yes, seriously. 380 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,493 Size doesn't matter. 381 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,828 Run. I run. 382 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:32,365 You run. Henry runs. 383 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,567 I run, you run, Henry runs, I get it already. 384 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:38,070 Are we gonna sit here all day? Can we go do something fun? 385 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,940 Come on! Give me your best. 386 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,575 Split finger fastball. 387 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,243 - Got it? - Got it. 388 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,579 All right. Throw it to Henry. 389 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,051 That's not Henry. 390 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,521 Sorry, mate, she's never played baseball before. 391 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,423 Look, I didn't do it! No, no, no! 392 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,459 - Don't hit me! - That's called "getting bitch slapped." 393 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,894 This is pizza. 394 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,397 We eat food to survive. 395 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,934 I'll be damned. 396 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,402 This-- 397 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,404 this is how we make pizza. 398 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,440 - ( Kate screaming ) - Henry: It's stuck. 399 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,274 - Whoa, whoa! - Steady, girl! 400 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,310 Okay, have some-- ow! 401 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,546 This is beer. 402 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,081 - Beer is good. - Mmm! 403 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,000 ( Belches ) 404 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,605 Beer is good. 405 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,774 - I like that. - That's just impressive. 406 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,976 - Give her another one. - Have another one. 407 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,580 - Kate: Split tailback, draw up the middle. - Henry: Good. 408 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,816 All right, pop quiz. What's this one? 409 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,785 Nature documentary. 410 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,654 If it's about sharks, or animals attacking people, 411 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,957 - they're good. Otherwise, boring. - Excellent. 412 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,659 High five. 413 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,028 Um... like this. 414 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,263 Yeah, this way. Like... 415 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,999 Max: Nazi zombies! Kill them! 416 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,534 That's good! Very good! 417 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,703 Very good! Very nice! 418 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,706 Kate, look at your face. I blew your head right off! 419 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:23,009 Well, it was an accident. Nasty mess. 420 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,977 Kate, it's only a game! 421 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,015 Kate, stop it! Stop it! 422 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,885 Your right foot, that's your gas. 423 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,787 That's what's going to make you go. 424 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:38,324 Now, your left foot... That's your brake! 425 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,662 Oooh! 426 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,566 Can you believe how quick she picks this stuff up? 427 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,134 - It's incredible! - Yeah. 428 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:51,203 - So long as we keep teaching her what's important. - Oh, yeah. 429 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,906 - ( Tires screeching ) - Man: Oh, my god! My leg! 430 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:56,142 I think I'm going to go start the car. 431 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,311 ( Faint music on TV ) 432 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,382 "The wedding singer" is good? 433 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,187 Oh, yeah. 434 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,256 "The wedding singer" is the best. 435 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,528 - What's that? - That's called kissing. 436 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:18,531 It's what two people who like each other do 437 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,901 to show each other that they like each other. 438 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,707 I like you, Max. 439 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,543 I like you too, Kate. 440 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,745 But I don't think we should do anything-- 441 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,953 You taste like pepperoni. I'm hungry. 442 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,394 Okay, here you go. 443 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,296 - Nice and snug. - Thank you, Max. 444 00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,465 This is the best day I've ever had. 445 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,200 I'm glad you enjoyed it. 446 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,703 - What's that? - Whoa, whoa! 447 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:58,905 Oh, man. That's my-- 448 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,875 - that's my Johnson. - It's gotten bigger since this morning. 449 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,545 That's what happens when a man finds a woman attractive. 450 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,814 - Kate... - Do these get harder, too? 451 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,882 ( Crunch, screams ) 452 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,584 ( Screams ) 453 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,888 That's okay. That's okay. 454 00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,426 Learning time is over. 455 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,762 So, good night. 456 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,597 Good night. 457 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,174 ( Woman moaning ) 458 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:42,982 - So that's what you do with a Johnson. - Uh-huh. 459 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:46,018 - Do you always have to do it in a hot tub? - Oh no, no. 460 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,955 You can do it wherever you like, and at any time. 461 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,957 And with as many girls as possible. 462 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,425 You don't even have to know their names. 463 00:24:53,459 --> 00:24:54,961 Damn it. 464 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:59,131 What is wrong with you? Why are you showing her that? 465 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,000 Well, you said show her what's important. 466 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,302 - This is very important to me. - Oh, come on! 467 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,639 Watching all this porn is making me horny! 468 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,641 ( Laughs ) This is awesome! 469 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,843 No, no sex. 470 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:14,547 - We have enough to worry about as it is. - Can we do some of this? 471 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:19,051 What do we think about when we don't want to think about sex? 472 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,022 Announcer: ...Goes around the left side! 473 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,357 He finds a hole, he's going for it! 474 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:27,359 ( Belches ) 475 00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:28,861 Look at that! 476 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:30,797 The defense is playing like shit! 477 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,532 Get to the quarterback! Don't let him scramble! 478 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,568 Get in there and put him on his ass! 479 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:38,805 Dude, we are fucking geniuses! 480 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:41,574 This game sucks! Let's go home and have sex. 481 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,976 We are ready to close out here! 482 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,544 Come on, please. Pretty please? 483 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,547 - That's not a good idea. - Oh, come on. 484 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:51,818 Listen, I learned some really cool stuff from those pornos. 485 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:55,321 And there's that one thing called a blow job? 486 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,390 - I could do it right here. - No, no, no! 487 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,392 Stop it! Stop it! 488 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:03,329 No, you're not ready for blow jobs. 489 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,097 I'm not? 490 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,366 - No. - Dude! 491 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,769 Damn, I better practice. 492 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:12,905 Excuse me! 493 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,075 Anybody want a blow job? 494 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,077 - I do. - I do! 495 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,013 Sit down! 496 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,285 On second thought, let's go. Let's go home. 497 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,120 Yes! 498 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,956 Hey, wait. 499 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,958 We should probably ask another woman to join us, 500 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:35,194 - because they always do that in the videos. - Is that what they do? 501 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,963 - Yeah. - Thank you, Henry! 502 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,866 My friend Max is going to take me home 503 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,734 and fuck me like the bitch I am. 504 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:44,737 - Do you want to come? - That's the heroin talking. 505 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,105 What's heroin? 506 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:50,109 Her face was a picture! Her jaw was just like... 507 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:55,081 - Sex. Now. - I heard that! 508 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,583 I'd really love to, Kate, but I feel like it raises 509 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,386 all sorts of complications involving, you know, 510 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,889 emotional attachment. 511 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:05,324 Less talking, more sex. 512 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,159 A valid argument. Still, though... 513 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,495 There are numerous ethical dilemmas 514 00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:11,664 inherent in the act, including... 515 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:14,233 - ( Belt unbuckling ) - Lower. 516 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:17,069 No! Technically you're only two days old. 517 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:20,406 You don't want to have sex with me? 518 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,743 No, I don't. 519 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:29,181 Yes, I do. 520 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:31,450 ( Knocking at door ) Max! 521 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,853 I think you accidentally locked the door. 522 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:35,521 ( Door rattles ) 523 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,690 It's definitely locked. 524 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:41,027 ( Moaning ) 525 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,629 If I could just get my leg back, I think maybe I... 526 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,698 - Can I... - Oh, yeah. 527 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:49,101 Could we just-- could we slow down?! 528 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:50,937 Shh! 529 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,541 ( Screams, crunch ) 530 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,609 ( Max yells ) 531 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:02,381 This kicks the shit out of kissing! 532 00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:04,483 High five! 533 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,188 Well, I'm beat. 534 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,363 Kate? 535 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,469 You want to talk? 536 00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:28,540 - Kate? - ( Snorts ) 537 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,356 Morning, babe. 538 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,692 You were great last night. 539 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,863 I feel like I just got back from the rodeo. 540 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:54,867 I hope you're hungry, because I made you an omelet, or something like an omelet. 541 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,535 I'm good, thanks. 542 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,204 Oh, okay. 543 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,540 - You know what would look good on you this morning? - What's that? 544 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,675 Me! 545 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:07,780 No, no. 546 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,182 - I have to go to work. - Can I go? 547 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,218 No, no, no, no. 548 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,087 I need you to stay here and hold down the fort. 549 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:16,789 Like a trooper. 550 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,858 And there are rules for when I'm gone. 551 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,893 Okay? Rule number one: 552 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,229 Brush your teeth several times. 553 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,531 Rule number two: And this is an important one, 554 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:28,067 no leaving the house when I'm not here. 555 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,102 If anything happens, I want you to call me 556 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,138 at this special emergency number. 557 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,473 It says lab. 558 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,308 Kate? 559 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:39,979 - Kate, did you hear me? - Yeah, whatever. 560 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:41,881 When will you be home? 561 00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:43,782 I don't know exactly. 562 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,617 I have a lot of work to do today. 563 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,319 But there's plenty of things here 564 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:49,055 you can entertain yourself with. 565 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:52,724 - ( TV volume increases ) - A globe, some dice, a book. 566 00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:55,895 You should try reading a book, or a magazine! 567 00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:59,932 And then there's albums and cds, 568 00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:03,669 and of course there's always the television as well! 569 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,076 Max! 570 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,979 - We got a problem! - I was drunk, I was weak. 571 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:15,147 You know I didn't mean to sleep with her. 572 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:17,616 - Big mistake. - Yeah, it just got bigger. 573 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,752 - It couldn't possibly get any bigger. - We meet again. 574 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,822 - ( Screams ) - See, I told you 575 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,824 he'd be excited to see you. 576 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,759 You? What happened? You were flying. 577 00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:30,429 - You were jetting. - No, "modern science" read my copy 578 00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:32,498 and thought there was a bigger story here. 579 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:34,867 So Jonas agreed to let me spend a week in the lab. 580 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,969 He's even renting me his guest room. 581 00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:40,206 I am going to be here until your presentation. 582 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:43,609 - Isn't that exciting? - More than you could possibly imagine. 583 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:45,644 What about your boyfriend? Isn't he upset? 584 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:49,015 He's not my boyfriend anymore. We broke up. 585 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,383 He seemed like such a nice guy and very talented. 586 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:54,220 Maybe you should go back and give it a second chance. 587 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:57,656 - Patch things up. - I don't think that's going to happen. 588 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,658 After talking to you the other day, 589 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,362 I realized how truly important my work is to me. 590 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:04,964 And Derek just never got that. 591 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:07,666 It was time to break it off. 592 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,069 - Is something wrong? - No... 593 00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:14,373 I just didn't think I was going to see you again-- 594 00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:16,042 for the rest of my life. 595 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:17,876 I just hope you don't get sick of me, 596 00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:20,712 because I'm going to be around you guys 24 hours a day. 597 00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:25,217 Oh, look who finally decided to join us this morning. 598 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,386 I need you to look at fluffy ii. 599 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:31,390 - Something's wrong with her. - With fluffy? What's wrong? 600 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,032 This is all she does. 601 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,201 Jonas: Well, I suppose if we were putting on 602 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,735 an all hamster production of 603 00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:45,571 "one flew over the cuckoo's nest," 604 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,706 we'd be in pretty good shape, wouldn't we? 605 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:50,076 We have a genetics conference in three days, 606 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:53,012 and we don't yet have a perfect clone! 607 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:55,281 So, nobody leaves this lab 608 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,549 until this problem is fixed. 609 00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,086 I have important business to take care of tonight. 610 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,853 Well, that's a shame. 611 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,223 And here I thought you were becoming quite... 612 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,258 Dedicated to this job. 613 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:14,566 Max, if fluffy has gone all funny, 614 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,537 - do you think there's anything wrong-- - no, she has a human brain. 615 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:21,907 It's the most advanced learning device ever known to man. 616 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,943 She's probably at home memorizing the encyclopedia. 617 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,122 - Yes! - Henry: Go. 618 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,657 Go... Go... 619 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:41,060 So much for the replicator, huh? 620 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,796 Ahh! God! 621 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,466 ( Gasps ) 622 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,444 Jonas: My hormone growth solution 623 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,346 provides the extra kick, if you will, 624 00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:01,847 to the growth medium. 625 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:04,350 And thus with the hyper-stimulated cell division-- 626 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:06,685 you can bypass the stages of normal cell growth 627 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:08,620 to create an adult clone. Impressive... 628 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,789 But how do you deal with the ketone shift 629 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:14,193 in mitochondrial variation during rapid cellular mitosis? 630 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,197 Well, I wouldn't want to bore you 631 00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:21,367 with the technical jargon, miss Carson. 632 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:24,470 Because it's very, very complicated stuff. 633 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,605 Oh my goodness, I wonder what's going on 634 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:29,441 over there at the hamster research station? 635 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:33,545 Well, it looks like fluffy ii 636 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,381 has stopped running into the wall. 637 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,616 That's because she's knocked herself unconscious. 638 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,385 Even after I put a helmet on her. 639 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,320 Felix: I figured out what's wrong. 640 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:43,989 The cloning process messes up the brain. 641 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,125 Fluffy ii's pain receptors 642 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:48,560 actually formed as pleasure receptors, 643 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:51,797 which explains why she keeps bumping her head into the wall. 644 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,366 She finds the experience joyful. 645 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,701 Felix... 646 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,470 Only you could come up with a scientific theory 647 00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:01,640 involving the phrase, "messes up the brain." 648 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,575 Now please tell me one of you 649 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:05,644 has actually learned something today? 650 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,515 Wait a second. 651 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,084 That's it, sir-- learning. 652 00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:14,586 There's nothing wrong with fluffy ii's brain. 653 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:16,722 She just hasn't had any experience yet. 654 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,257 She will learn how to behave 655 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,092 from other members of her species. 656 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,693 We isolated this clone. 657 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:24,363 I think we should put her with other hamsters. 658 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:27,566 Are you saying a clone made from this process 659 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:30,336 has the capacity to learn? 660 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,040 Yes, sir. 661 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,042 That's exactly what I'm saying. 662 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,844 ( Kate yelling ) 663 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,220 Ow. 664 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:51,056 Do you think I could get that interview now? 665 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,725 No, but Felix will be happy to sit down with you. 666 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,594 We'll speak tomorrow. 667 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,765 So... 668 00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:02,601 You seem like a really nice person. 669 00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:06,205 ( Tires screeching ) 670 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,642 ( Hammering ) 671 00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,217 Oh, hi! 672 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,386 I found this under your bed, and I need some 673 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:22,588 of these tit restraining devices. 674 00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:34,633 Stop it. 675 00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:43,074 Hi, I'm Brandy. How are you guys today? 676 00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:45,076 I'm walking on air. How are you? 677 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,445 Oh, I'm fine. Thank you. 678 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,347 Is there anything I can help you with? 679 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:51,950 - Yeah, we need a shitload of bras. - Oh. Okay. 680 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,785 What size are you? 681 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:56,622 I don't know. What's it look like? 682 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:57,789 Whoa! 683 00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,425 Whoa! 684 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,760 Sorry. 685 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,195 She's from... 686 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:06,298 - Hollywood. - Oh. 687 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:10,969 You look like a size 36c. 688 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,604 I'll go check basic support, 689 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,307 and why don't you feel free to look around? 690 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,643 - Thanks, Brandy. - Uh-huh. 691 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,678 Okay... 692 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:22,147 You can't show your boobs to everybody. 693 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,350 There are rules. We'll talk about them. 694 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:27,118 Okay, this is... 695 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,688 This is a thong. 696 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,357 Girls like them. 697 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:34,293 I don't really understand why. 698 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,198 - Hey! - Hey. 699 00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:43,469 Okay, this. Try these on. 700 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,371 If it fits, we can get out of here. 701 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,907 So, we have only known each other a day 702 00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:51,243 and you're already buying me lingerie? 703 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:55,347 Do you always move this fast? 704 00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:57,883 Yes, always. No, no, I don't. 705 00:36:57,983 --> 00:37:01,186 I just enjoy shopping for lingerie. 706 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,555 - I have a knack for it. - Oh... 707 00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:05,257 Yes, you do. 708 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:07,493 Listen, I interviewed Felix, 709 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:10,195 but I understand you're the one I need to talk to. 710 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,197 So if you have some time right now, 711 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,401 - I would love to get this interview-- - now's not so great. 712 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,522 ( Gagging ) 713 00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:49,735 - How did you know my size? - Just a lucky guess! 714 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,904 I'm a lucky guy. Well, what do you say we try it on? 715 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,607 Not together of course. 716 00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,743 Careful, there's broken glass in there. 717 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,446 Okay, I don't know if this is a shitload, but here. 718 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,648 Brandy, these are all dreadful. 719 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:04,550 All of them. Could you get more? 720 00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:08,153 ( Coughing ) 721 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:10,389 - Shopping is over. Let's go. - No, wait. 722 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:12,791 I need some bras and I don't want to come here again. 723 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,993 - Everything tastes bad. - Fine, how's this? 724 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:17,663 - Okay, let me just try-- - not out here! 725 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,665 You do that in a changing room. 726 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:22,834 Okay? Go to the changing... 727 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,903 Oh, no. 728 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,515 What are you doing back here? 729 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,417 You're not supposed to be in here! 730 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:40,352 I know. I know that. 731 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:43,121 But I found something else that I think you might like. 732 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,524 Oh, really? What? 733 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,859 Ma'am, I think you are really going to like-- 734 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:50,095 - this. I found this. - What are you doing here? 735 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,364 Wait! This is racier than the one I asked for. 736 00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:55,266 There's nothing wrong with being a little racy. 737 00:38:57,936 --> 00:39:00,171 - Go... - I'm going. 738 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:05,010 - We're leaving. - How's it look? 739 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,812 What the hell happened? 740 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:09,381 It looks great. Let's go. 741 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,852 Why are you still here? 742 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:15,887 - I told you to leave. - Yes, I heard you. 743 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,322 But I'm waiting for you. 744 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,559 I don't care where you are from, you are out of here, buddy! 745 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:22,327 - Move. - I heard you. 746 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,530 - Go, go, go. - I understand completely. 747 00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:32,838 - Speed it up. We got to go! - Fucking relax, I'm coming. 748 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,213 Max... 749 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,687 Please, please... 750 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,590 Thank you. Come on, let's go! Let's go! 751 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,825 Sorry to rush you. You just look so good. 752 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,360 I can't wait to get you home. 753 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,362 Woman: If you're in that big of a hurry, 754 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,898 why don't we do it in the dressing room? 755 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:07,038 Aaah! Ah. 756 00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:09,207 Can you help this nice woman? 757 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,876 Sir, you can't-- 758 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,078 but, I just-- but, it-- 759 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:17,115 hi, I'm Brandy, can I help you? 760 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,940 Damn, I look good. 761 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,077 We have to go now! Come on, come on. 762 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,279 - I'm not dressed. - Please! 763 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:55,253 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the capital of america? 764 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,623 - What's america? - Okay. 765 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,326 Uh, thank you. 766 00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:03,094 Sir, sir, sir... 767 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:05,731 Sir... Hey, Hollywood! 768 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:08,734 Excuse me? I had a pink dress I picked out, 769 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:11,737 and somebody swiped it. You think you could grab me another-- 770 00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:14,405 - miss, are you okay? - Get away! 771 00:41:14,439 --> 00:41:16,742 We're never coming back again, or anywhere else. 772 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:19,745 Let's do something fun. Like have sex! 773 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,947 - What are you doing?! - I saw this on "cops"! 774 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,015 ( Car alarm beeping ) 775 00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:27,586 Whoa! Hey, don't! 776 00:41:32,758 --> 00:41:34,259 No, stop it! 777 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:39,965 Jesus, god! 778 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,969 I don't want to do this right now. 779 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,771 But you wanted to last night. 780 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:48,439 I was drunk last night, and vulnerable. 781 00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:50,776 - And you took advantage of that. - I know. 782 00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:53,044 - Isn't it cool what beer does to you? - No... 783 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:55,280 Sometimes. 784 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,616 I think maybe we moved too fast. 785 00:41:57,649 --> 00:42:00,218 I just need some time, okay? 786 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:03,121 To sort things out. 787 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,522 ( Groans ) 788 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,391 Okay, whatever. 789 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,028 ( Softly ) Okay. 790 00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:14,399 I'm sorry about this. 791 00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:18,036 But you know what? 792 00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:21,707 - We can find other fun stuff to do. - You can. 793 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:25,744 - All I need is a six pack of malt liquor and a vibrator. - ( Tires screech ) 794 00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:35,553 - Nice job. - Thank you. 795 00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:37,889 So what happened to you last night? 796 00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:40,025 - You didn't even say goodbye. - I know. 797 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,727 It was so rude of me. 798 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,195 I remembered my lights in my car... 799 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:48,366 I see you at the mall and the next thing I know, I'm down to my underwear. 800 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,904 - Believe me, I don't usually do that. - Oh, me neither. 801 00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:54,773 But now that we've done that, 802 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,676 - I think you owe me an interview. - Yes, I do. 803 00:42:57,743 --> 00:42:59,444 - Are you hungry? - I sure am. 804 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:01,512 Woman on TV: He asked me to be his friend. 805 00:43:01,546 --> 00:43:04,215 After you came on to him, little miss home wrecker! 806 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:05,717 - What?! - Yeah... 807 00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:08,053 "Oh, Rick, you can have me anytime you want me." 808 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:12,090 Rick is off limits. You do not talk to him, you don't call him. 809 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,692 You don't ever see him again. 810 00:43:13,759 --> 00:43:15,727 Otherwise, I will be all over you 811 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,562 like a fly on you-know-what. 812 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:20,198 - Genetics lab. - Is Max there? 813 00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:22,400 You just caught us. We were heading out to lunch. 814 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,569 - Just you and him? - Yeah. 815 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:28,406 You sound awfully familiar. Do I know you? 816 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,109 You will, bitch. 817 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,948 ( Sniffs ) 818 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:38,583 Damn! 819 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:57,435 ( Horn honking ) 820 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:58,937 ( Tires screeching ) 821 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:09,681 ( Yelling ) 822 00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:17,088 Man: Hey, watch where you're going! 823 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:19,157 What are you looking at?! 824 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,442 Kate, have you seen Max? 825 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,178 No, apparently he went to lunch with some whore. 826 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,648 Oh, interesting. 827 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,017 Well, I have a lunch with president chumly, 828 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:48,553 could you do me a favor and watch these hamsters 829 00:44:48,619 --> 00:44:52,223 until Max returns from his lunch with the whore? 830 00:44:52,290 --> 00:44:53,825 These are Max's hamsters? 831 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:56,694 Yeah. 832 00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:01,466 Yeah, I'll take care of them. 833 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,368 ( Screeching ) 834 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,705 - Hey, Kate. - Hey. 835 00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:12,177 That's going to make her dizzy. Fun though, huh? 836 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,845 Looks like she's out of food. 837 00:45:13,879 --> 00:45:15,513 If you want to help me feed her, 838 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,482 the hamster food is just in that cabinet. 839 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,885 Sounds like a thrill a minute. 840 00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:22,320 She gets a half cup of the kibble 841 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:25,023 and a dropper of the vitamin. 842 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:27,592 Holy mother of god. 843 00:45:27,658 --> 00:45:29,828 Are you looking at my ass, Henry? 844 00:45:31,897 --> 00:45:33,531 Yeah, a little bit. 845 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:37,235 Look, I know you're just getting over a boyfriend-- 846 00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:40,371 no, he's not my boyfriend. We just screwed without emotional attachment. 847 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,841 Really? Would you be open 848 00:45:42,908 --> 00:45:45,010 to screwing additional people 849 00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:46,878 without emotional attachment? 850 00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:48,213 Oh, yeah. 851 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:51,249 I'm open to screwing as many people as possible. 852 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:55,453 Well, what say you and I get together sometime soon? 853 00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:58,389 - Two minutes soon enough? - That'll work. 854 00:45:58,423 --> 00:45:59,925 Rock and roll! 855 00:46:00,025 --> 00:46:02,127 I got to take a piss, but I'll be right back. 856 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:07,732 I am such a stud! 857 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:13,538 It'd be great to finally get in the lab with you guys. 858 00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:15,040 Yeah. 859 00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:17,375 - Wow. - What is it? 860 00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:20,711 You smell terrific. What is that? 861 00:46:20,745 --> 00:46:22,713 It's just a girly herbal shampoo 862 00:46:22,747 --> 00:46:24,715 and a little bit of Jasmine perfume. 863 00:46:24,749 --> 00:46:27,052 Jasmine, I'm going to have to go right back in. 864 00:46:27,085 --> 00:46:28,586 One more time. 865 00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:34,225 You know, we have to get blood samples from the fluffies now, 866 00:46:34,259 --> 00:46:36,561 and you know how I am with blood. 867 00:46:36,594 --> 00:46:38,396 I'm just... ah. 868 00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:40,431 So if you want to help out, 869 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,667 - that could be... - I would love to. 870 00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:44,069 Yes! 871 00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:46,404 Let me go to the restroom and I'll be right back. 872 00:46:46,437 --> 00:46:48,139 - Okay. - Okay. 873 00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:56,447 ( Toilet flushes ) 874 00:46:57,615 --> 00:47:00,685 - Excuse me. - Screw you, lady! 875 00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,520 Okay. 876 00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:06,024 Wow, that was really fast. 877 00:47:06,091 --> 00:47:08,293 Not as fast as that slut you had for lunch. 878 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:13,498 - Hi, guys! How was lunch? - Cram it in your pie hole, asswipe! 879 00:47:13,531 --> 00:47:16,034 We're busy! 880 00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:20,138 - What are you doing here?! - I came here to kick your ass for screwing around. 881 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:21,706 But now I'm going to bone Henry. 882 00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:25,110 So, there, Max! Besides, you had lunch with that whore. 883 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:27,645 Don't you call her that. Besides, that was for work. 884 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:30,648 You don't have any interest in her? 885 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,651 - No... - Then put your money where your mouth is. 886 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,653 Blow off work and let's go to happy hour! 887 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:38,656 I can't do that. I still have a test to run in the lab. 888 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,558 You pussy! I'm gonna go anyhow. 889 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,660 Maybe I can find somebody cool to join me. 890 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:44,529 No, wait, wait! Okay, we'll go. We'll go. 891 00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:46,697 You and I, to happy hour. I just need a minute. 892 00:47:46,731 --> 00:47:50,135 - Will you give me one minute? - What am I going to do now for a minute? 893 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,669 It's not that long. 894 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,206 Food. That's food. 895 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:58,043 Here, here. Take it all. Get yourself some food. 896 00:47:58,076 --> 00:48:00,711 You know you're hungry, and I know you're hungry. 897 00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:04,749 Hot dogs, okay? But don't go anywhere else. I'll be right back. 898 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:07,018 Hey, Felix. How was lunch? 899 00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:10,221 Fine. Just fine, thanks. 900 00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,058 Good. 901 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,727 - Hey. - Hi. 902 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:23,701 Are you ready to get busy? 903 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,604 Sure, do you want to do it right here? 904 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:29,007 In the lab? With Felix watching? 905 00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:30,575 Kate: Yeah, why not? 906 00:48:30,608 --> 00:48:33,344 - You're not shy now, are you? - Well, yeah, a little bit. 907 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,280 I mean, since you and I have never 908 00:48:35,346 --> 00:48:38,349 - done this together before. - It's just a little prick. 909 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,885 And then we're done, right? Hey, where's Max? 910 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,920 He said he was going to join us. 911 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,591 - You asked Max to join us?! - Yeah, it was all his idea. 912 00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:48,459 No, there must be something wrong. 913 00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:50,361 Max wouldn't-- what's that for?! 914 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,197 To take the blood samples. 915 00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:53,731 No, that's not necessary, 916 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,600 'cause I was going to wear a condom. 917 00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:02,307 Why don't you just grab the hamsters, 918 00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:04,375 and we'll get started? 919 00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:06,077 You want to use hamsters?! 920 00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:08,546 I don't know anyway to do it without them? 921 00:49:10,881 --> 00:49:13,484 - Well, the thing is-- - Henry, Henry. 922 00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:15,220 Max, thank god you're here! 923 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:21,759 Felix! 924 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:25,563 Will you give me a hand here? 925 00:49:26,731 --> 00:49:28,233 ( Screams ) 926 00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:32,570 ( Gulping ) 927 00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:40,411 ( Belches ) 928 00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:43,414 Whoa. 929 00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:47,452 The original was the clone. You were speaking to the clone. 930 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:50,355 The clone came while we were away, then the original came back. 931 00:49:50,455 --> 00:49:53,091 I got to get the clone home before the original sees her. 932 00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:54,759 What was the first bit again? 933 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:57,028 The, uh... 934 00:49:57,095 --> 00:49:59,364 - You were speaking to the clone. - Who's that? 935 00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:01,199 That's the original! 936 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:04,869 - But she wanted to... - Just keep an eye on things! 937 00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:07,105 Okay, I'll cover. 938 00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:09,140 There's something wrong with fluffy ii. 939 00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:10,541 - She sounds sick. - Sick? 940 00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:12,777 - What's wrong with fluffy ii? - What's up? 941 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,545 - I don't know. - ( Hamster belches ) 942 00:50:14,612 --> 00:50:16,947 It just seems like indigestion. Did you take samples? 943 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,284 - No, not yet. - Get me a hypo, Henry. 944 00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:21,719 - But that's blood! - There's no time. Get the needle! 945 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:23,888 Are you sure? What if there's something wrong 946 00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:26,957 - with the cloning process? - There is nothing wrong with the process. 947 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,893 Hello, everybody! 948 00:50:28,959 --> 00:50:30,895 How's our project coming along? 949 00:50:30,961 --> 00:50:34,465 Just fine, sir. This is a perfectly healthy clone. 950 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:50,047 - ( Crowd cheers ) - That is fucking awesome! 951 00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:54,585 What did you do?! 952 00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:56,587 ( Screams ) 953 00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:59,690 I just stuck in the needle. I stuck in the needle. 954 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:02,026 - I knew she was sick! - So, what does that mean? 955 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,562 Every clone we make is going to explode? 956 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,865 Oh, no. Oh, no! 957 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,270 ( Screams ) 958 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,706 Please move! Please! 959 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,742 Oh, god. Oh, god. 960 00:51:17,842 --> 00:51:20,178 - You don't look so good. - I don't feel so good. 961 00:51:20,245 --> 00:51:22,079 I feel like I'm going to burst. 962 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,249 Oh, Jesus, you are! Take cover! 963 00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:27,718 We all might die! Everyone take cover! 964 00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:35,092 We need a doctor immediately! 965 00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:37,295 Sir, there are others in front of you. 966 00:51:37,362 --> 00:51:39,464 Listen to me... Mary langner. 967 00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:41,366 This is a matter of life and death. 968 00:51:41,399 --> 00:51:43,468 That woman could explode at any minute. 969 00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:45,703 When she does, the whole building comes down with her. 970 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:47,138 I need every doctor you've got, 971 00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:49,374 - and possibly the bomb squad. - What's wrong? 972 00:51:49,407 --> 00:51:50,741 Am I going to be okay? 973 00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:56,247 I think that's the last of her. 974 00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:58,816 I think there's a little bit of intestines up here. 975 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:02,052 Actually, I believe that's her spleen. 976 00:52:02,086 --> 00:52:04,322 Jonas: I don't care what it is! 977 00:52:04,389 --> 00:52:06,791 Just clean it up. 978 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:09,627 Get it off the ceiling if you don't mind. 979 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:11,662 Where's Max? 980 00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:15,166 He had an emergency to take care of. 981 00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:18,403 Oh, he had an emergency to take care of. 982 00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:20,605 Oh, I see. That all makes sense to me. 983 00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:23,641 Do me a small favor, if anybody hears from Max, 984 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,410 would you give him a message for me?! 985 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:29,347 Would you tell him to get his ass back here?! 986 00:52:29,414 --> 00:52:31,416 - Now! - Okay. 987 00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:53,204 She's had a little bit too much soda. 988 00:52:53,271 --> 00:52:55,773 But otherwise she's fine. 989 00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,675 So, that's it? 990 00:52:57,708 --> 00:53:00,845 I mean, she's not going to explode? 991 00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:02,347 No. No. 992 00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:04,349 In fact, she's the healthiest person 993 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:06,484 - I have ever seen in my life. - Really? 994 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,686 Not an ounce of cholesterol, perfect x-rays, 995 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,621 every blood cell seems to be brand new. 996 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,557 If I leave this thing on long enough, 997 00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:14,892 my whole arm turns purple. Look! 998 00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:19,230 She's not the brightest bulb on the tree, is she? 999 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:21,899 Hey, do you know what's on tonight?! 1000 00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:24,369 Wrestling! Let's order a pizza! 1001 00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:28,706 I don't want pizza. I think I'm going on a diet. 1002 00:53:28,739 --> 00:53:30,641 You are starting to pudge up. 1003 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:33,878 Max: Just once I'd love to sit down and just... 1004 00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:37,047 I don't know, talk. 1005 00:53:37,081 --> 00:53:39,584 Hello? Can we-- will you talk to me? 1006 00:53:39,684 --> 00:53:42,887 - Can we do that? - I do not think so. 1007 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,389 Okay? 1008 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:46,924 - You know, that's not funny! - I smell the cookin'! 1009 00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:48,593 We never talk! 1010 00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:53,331 - I'm not just some thrusting, virile-- - okay, fine, fine! 1011 00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:54,599 Come here. Okay. 1012 00:53:54,665 --> 00:53:56,601 We can talk, okay? 1013 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:59,404 We can have a nice, 1014 00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:01,572 happy conversation about... 1015 00:54:01,606 --> 00:54:02,940 Ouch, that's a little rough. 1016 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,675 - ...wrestling! - ( Machine beeps ) 1017 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:07,244 Dude, it's Henry. Listen, your job is on the line. 1018 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:10,281 Jonas is so pissed at you, that that vein on his head-- 1019 00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:12,517 damn it, Kate! Would you get off of me! 1020 00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,519 - Gotcha! - Hi, Max, it's Kate. 1021 00:54:14,552 --> 00:54:17,455 You know someone else named Kate? 1022 00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:19,457 - Uh... - Who is she?! 1023 00:54:19,524 --> 00:54:21,459 Stop that! It's no one important! 1024 00:54:21,526 --> 00:54:24,362 - Ow! - Who is she?! 1025 00:54:24,395 --> 00:54:26,864 She's a reporter I went to lunch with. 1026 00:54:26,897 --> 00:54:28,733 She's covering my work. 1027 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:31,135 - Do you want to screw her? - We're just friends! 1028 00:54:31,201 --> 00:54:33,137 We just have a lot in common. 1029 00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:35,706 I just enjoy being with her. 1030 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:38,242 Sounds like a total waste of time. 1031 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:41,646 Okay, tubby, enough foreplay! 1032 00:54:41,712 --> 00:54:43,247 Time for some sex! 1033 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:47,652 Not tonight. I have a headache. 1034 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:49,253 Oww! 1035 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,891 Max, how'd it go last night? 1036 00:54:53,924 --> 00:54:56,260 - Anymore problems with repli-Kate? - Problems? 1037 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,095 All I have is problems. 1038 00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,797 We still have to move the replicator 1039 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,632 into the auditorium for the presentation. 1040 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,901 We have no idea what happened to poor fluffy ii, 1041 00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:06,804 and I have an insane clone literally destroying my apartment. 1042 00:55:06,837 --> 00:55:08,806 She's developed a real attitude problem. 1043 00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:11,075 What do you mean? 1044 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,611 What I mean is, I think we made a mistake. 1045 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:16,814 We should have exposed her to at least a few feminine influences. 1046 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:19,650 - Like what, douching? - I'm serious. 1047 00:55:19,684 --> 00:55:21,652 I'm hanging out with repli-Kate 1048 00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:23,354 and she's acting just like a guy. 1049 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:25,856 But it's not as good as we thought it was going to be. 1050 00:55:25,923 --> 00:55:29,827 - I'm beginning to wonder what women even see in us. - What is your problem? 1051 00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:31,662 She's a woman that acts like a man. 1052 00:55:31,696 --> 00:55:34,865 - It's what every man wants. - No, it's what every man says he wants. 1053 00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:37,535 Maybe all the things we don't understand about women, 1054 00:55:37,602 --> 00:55:39,670 all those little quirks that drive us crazy, 1055 00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:41,806 maybe those are more important than we realized. 1056 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:44,008 Repli-Kate listens, but she doesn't hear me. 1057 00:55:44,108 --> 00:55:45,710 She's completely self-involved. 1058 00:55:45,776 --> 00:55:48,946 I don't know, she just doesn't get it. I feel like I'm dating... 1059 00:55:48,979 --> 00:55:52,450 - ...me. - I never get that lucky. 1060 00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:56,887 What do you think would happen if the real Kate found out? 1061 00:55:56,954 --> 00:56:01,626 - Don't even say that. - Don't you think she has a right to know? 1062 00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:03,794 Oh, you idiot. 1063 00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:06,130 Two identical women, and you fall for the one 1064 00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:07,732 that won't blow you in a bar. 1065 00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:14,338 Felix: Careful with that. That is expensive! 1066 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,073 Do you understand me? Do you get it? 1067 00:56:16,173 --> 00:56:18,509 - Expensive. Costs a lot of money. - Is Kate here? 1068 00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:21,712 - Yeah, over there. - That's not going to fit through the doors. 1069 00:56:21,746 --> 00:56:23,681 Hey, what happened to you yesterday? 1070 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:25,349 I'm so sorry I didn't call you back. 1071 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:28,753 I ended up having to rush a friend of mine to the university infirmary, 1072 00:56:28,853 --> 00:56:31,489 - it ended up-- - Jonas: I hope I'm not interrupting, 1073 00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:33,858 but I just heard something very funny, 1074 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:36,326 and I thought I'd share it with you, my friends. 1075 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,896 Evidently, it was discovered that the reason 1076 00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,698 fluffy ii exploded was because 1077 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,501 someone in here fed her hydrogen sulfate. 1078 00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:46,437 Now, here is the funny part. 1079 00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:48,773 It was discovered by miss Carson 1080 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:50,841 who is not a geneticist by profession, 1081 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:52,677 and yet seems to know more 1082 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:55,379 about what's going on in this lab than you two 1083 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,916 pathetic excuses for scientists. 1084 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:01,952 I have a presentation in 24 hours, 1085 00:57:02,052 --> 00:57:04,354 and just yesterday we had to scrape 1086 00:57:04,388 --> 00:57:06,290 the guest of honor off the walls 1087 00:57:06,356 --> 00:57:08,025 with a chamois. 1088 00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:09,694 Now... 1089 00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:11,696 This replicator has to be moved, 1090 00:57:11,729 --> 00:57:15,032 a new clone made, and a whole new set of data derived! 1091 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:16,701 If this is not done, 1092 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:20,037 if this presentation is in anyway compromised, 1093 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:23,040 then you will not only be out of a job tomorrow, 1094 00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:26,076 but I will see to it you never work in this field again. 1095 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:28,378 Do you dig it?! 1096 00:57:28,412 --> 00:57:30,715 Sir, if you think that by threatening me, 1097 00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:33,450 - you can force me to be your slave, well... - Ah... 1098 00:57:35,419 --> 00:57:36,987 ...you can. Shit. 1099 00:57:40,491 --> 00:57:42,893 Oh, and miss Carson, I don't think Max needs 1100 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,495 anymore distractions from you. 1101 00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:47,565 Now, why don't we discuss tonight's interview at my home? 1102 00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:49,767 Dude, you'll be here all night. 1103 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,236 - Repli-Kate's going to freak. - No, she won't. 1104 00:57:52,269 --> 00:57:54,739 - You're going to be keeping an eye on her. - What? 1105 00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:57,107 Just give her two six packs, a burger 1106 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,610 and several hours of cartoons. 1107 00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:02,346 Okay. 1108 00:58:05,516 --> 00:58:07,652 Hi, Mary-- 1109 00:58:07,685 --> 00:58:10,154 - hey. ...Langner. - Hello. 1110 00:58:10,187 --> 00:58:13,123 Hi, I'm from the biomedical labs here on campus. 1111 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:16,861 I understand you treated a friend of mine yesterday? 1112 00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:19,129 She came in with someone named Max Fleming. 1113 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:22,967 Oh, a tall girl, good looking, no insurance. 1114 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,536 That's her. 1115 00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:27,605 Yes. 1116 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:30,675 Hey. 1117 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:33,343 The eighth grade was fascinating 1118 00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:36,346 - for a number of reasons. - This is so amazing, 1119 00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:39,183 and you have given me such wonderful information, 1120 00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:41,051 it's almost overwhelming. 1121 00:58:41,118 --> 00:58:42,953 I should probably get some rest 1122 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,989 - before the big day tomorrow. - Jonas: Oh, yes. 1123 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:48,859 - I do have a speech to prepare myself. - Yes, you do. 1124 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:50,527 And I'm going to let you get to that. 1125 00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:53,530 So, thank you so much. Well, good night. 1126 00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:02,306 - You want a beer? - I'm not in the mood. 1127 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,709 What's up? 1128 00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:06,476 It's Max. 1129 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,913 You know, at first I thought he was cool and all. 1130 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:11,148 But he's just gotten all weird on me. 1131 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,050 He doesn't want to play video games, 1132 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,885 he doesn't want to watch sports, 1133 00:59:14,919 --> 00:59:16,320 he's on a diet. 1134 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,389 Yeah, I did notice he was starting to pudge up a bit. 1135 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,826 Yeah, and he's not putting out. 1136 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:24,028 What? You mean, you two aren't... 1137 00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:25,696 ( Imitates whip cracking ) 1138 00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:29,033 We did it once. And that was two days ago. 1139 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:31,535 See, all I want is to have a lot of casual sex 1140 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,771 without getting bogged down in a relationship. 1141 00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:37,441 - Oh, yeah. - He has these issues with it. 1142 00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:39,944 I mean, what's up with that? 1143 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:41,746 I don't know. I've always said, 1144 00:59:41,779 --> 00:59:43,614 "you want to shag someone, shag 'em." 1145 00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:47,451 - Why bring emotion into it? - Dude, exactly. 1146 00:59:47,517 --> 00:59:50,187 It is not natural to want to have sex with the same person. 1147 00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,022 - Of course not. - No, and I'm young. 1148 00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:53,457 If somebody wants to have sex, 1149 00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:56,526 then I think I should have sex with them. 1150 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,729 Especially when Max is so into... 1151 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,599 - What did you say? - Nothing. 1152 01:00:03,901 --> 01:00:05,903 This is bullshit. 1153 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:09,106 So he can have sex with somebody else, and I can't? 1154 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:15,445 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1155 01:00:15,479 --> 01:00:17,147 What are you thinking? 1156 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:28,092 I'm sorry to bother you so late, but I have something 1157 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,294 - you really need to see. - Have you seen this? 1158 01:00:30,294 --> 01:00:32,062 - No. - That woman is giving Max 1159 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,832 full credit for the replicator! 1160 01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:36,566 - Full credit! - Okay, but-- 1161 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,268 after all I've done for that kid, 1162 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:39,904 and this is how he repays me?! 1163 01:00:39,937 --> 01:00:42,907 If this goes to print, I'm finished! 1164 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:44,775 I'm not so sure about that. 1165 01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:47,144 You're going to want to take a look at this. 1166 01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:59,256 Why the long face? 1167 01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:00,691 ( Sighs ) 1168 01:01:00,758 --> 01:01:03,493 I just wanted to help people. That's all I wanted to do. 1169 01:01:03,527 --> 01:01:08,332 And now it seems like every single thing I touch turns to complete sh-- 1170 01:01:08,365 --> 01:01:10,868 I can't stop screwing up. 1171 01:01:10,968 --> 01:01:12,870 Max, listen. 1172 01:01:12,937 --> 01:01:15,706 Every great inventor screwed up. 1173 01:01:15,773 --> 01:01:18,709 It took Edison over a thousand attempts to create the light bulb. 1174 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:22,279 If you don't make mistakes, you never learn. 1175 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:24,548 How much of the replicator was your idea? 1176 01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:27,284 That's hard to specify. Jonas bought all the paper, 1177 01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:30,154 Felix does a good job of bringing in bagels in the morning. 1178 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:32,056 - Ballpark figure? - 90%. 1179 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:33,791 Max, listen to me. 1180 01:01:33,858 --> 01:01:35,860 You are going to help people. 1181 01:01:35,893 --> 01:01:38,896 You know, maybe one day 1182 01:01:38,996 --> 01:01:41,365 you might even take credit for your own work. 1183 01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:47,704 - This can't be. - Felix: It is. 1184 01:01:47,738 --> 01:01:50,407 That's the chart for the woman Max took to the hospital. 1185 01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:52,509 And here's the chart for fluffy ii. 1186 01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:01,819 - Find this woman tonight! - I'll do my best, sir. 1187 01:02:04,354 --> 01:02:06,690 ...and then she left me. 1188 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,826 And for years I dreamed 1189 01:02:08,893 --> 01:02:11,896 that we'd get back together and maybe get married. 1190 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:14,331 And we never did, because of her fucking dog. 1191 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:17,401 Enough with the motor mouth. Are you ready to go again yet? 1192 01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:19,236 Again? It's been five years! 1193 01:02:19,336 --> 01:02:22,072 You know, there's a limit to how long a man can go. 1194 01:02:22,106 --> 01:02:24,041 - Really? - Yeah. 1195 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:26,543 - Well, I'm out of here. - What? 1196 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:30,047 - Besides, you're out of beer. - Kate! 1197 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,850 All I need is 10 minutes and a glass of gatorade. 1198 01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,584 I'll be fine! 1199 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:35,786 Kate! 1200 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:43,093 Oh, my goodness. 1201 01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:48,098 She's perfect. 1202 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:51,201 She sure is. 1203 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:56,073 So, the woman that called you at the lab the other day, 1204 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,108 was she an ex-girlfriend? 1205 01:03:02,746 --> 01:03:05,883 - Sort of. - Well, what was she like? 1206 01:03:07,417 --> 01:03:09,653 She was surprisingly like you 1207 01:03:09,719 --> 01:03:11,788 in a lot of ways. 1208 01:03:11,822 --> 01:03:15,725 Too much like me in all the others. 1209 01:03:18,428 --> 01:03:21,598 - To tell you the truth-- - so, you're not seeing anyone? 1210 01:03:25,269 --> 01:03:26,770 No. 1211 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,082 Excuse me! 1212 01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:40,017 Excuse me! 1213 01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:41,852 Has anyone seen a gorgeous girl 1214 01:03:41,919 --> 01:03:43,787 who just wants to have sex all the time? 1215 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:45,589 Yeah, she's in the back 1216 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:47,757 with the easter bunny and Santa claus. 1217 01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:50,327 - ( Laughter ) - She better not be shagging them. 1218 01:04:01,538 --> 01:04:04,341 Kate? Kate! 1219 01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:06,510 Hey, I was just coming to surprise you. 1220 01:04:06,543 --> 01:04:09,179 Well, you did. Who the hell are you? 1221 01:04:09,213 --> 01:04:11,181 Oh, you're still mad at me. 1222 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,184 You look amazing. Did you change your hair? 1223 01:04:14,218 --> 01:04:16,987 No, it just got messed up while I was banging Henry. 1224 01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:19,356 You slept with another guy already? 1225 01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:21,625 - That didn't take very long. - No shit. 1226 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:24,194 It lasted two minutes, tops. 1227 01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:26,196 Are you doing this to get back at me, 1228 01:04:26,230 --> 01:04:28,865 - because you're pissed I screwed around on you? - No. 1229 01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:31,535 I'm doing this to get back at Max for sleeping around on me. 1230 01:04:31,568 --> 01:04:33,703 Max? Max! 1231 01:04:33,737 --> 01:04:35,539 You slept with two guys?! 1232 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:39,343 Yep, and I am looking for more. 1233 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:42,346 All right. Look, you made your point. 1234 01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:44,881 All right, I cheated on you 1235 01:04:44,915 --> 01:04:47,084 when I was on tour, and it was wrong. 1236 01:04:47,151 --> 01:04:49,053 And I am sorry, okay? 1237 01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:50,687 But they were groupies. 1238 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,689 It's not like they were real women. 1239 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,591 Oh, I don't care who you sleep with. 1240 01:04:56,593 --> 01:04:59,363 Wait a second, you don't care if I'm having sex 1241 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:02,399 with other women while I'm having sex with you? 1242 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:05,102 Wait, do you mean like a threesome? 1243 01:05:05,169 --> 01:05:07,004 No! 1244 01:05:07,037 --> 01:05:09,106 I would be totally into that. 1245 01:05:09,173 --> 01:05:11,375 I get off at 10:00. 1246 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,679 I know where to go. 1247 01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:18,048 - Kate: That's how I feel. - Max: Me too, me too. 1248 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:29,559 Thank you, Kate. 1249 01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:31,761 Thank you for tonight. 1250 01:05:31,795 --> 01:05:33,763 And everything you said. 1251 01:05:33,797 --> 01:05:35,632 I really needed that. 1252 01:05:37,401 --> 01:05:40,104 Do you know the real reason I broke up with Derek? 1253 01:05:42,106 --> 01:05:45,475 Because he was holding you back 1254 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:48,578 from doing what you really wanted to do. 1255 01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:51,081 - No? - No. 1256 01:05:51,115 --> 01:05:53,117 Because in a million years 1257 01:05:53,150 --> 01:05:56,920 he would never do anything as sweet as this. 1258 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:28,452 Hey, beautiful. 1259 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,987 Do you remember when I asked you to join a threesome? 1260 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,857 Um... yeah. 1261 01:06:33,957 --> 01:06:36,326 You know what? I've got my ride waiting out front. 1262 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,528 He's dumb, but he is hot! 1263 01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:41,198 Could we make that a foursome? 1264 01:06:41,265 --> 01:06:43,267 Oh, absolutely. The more the merrier. 1265 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,834 Let's go. 1266 01:06:46,103 --> 01:06:47,837 Henry: Excuse me, please. 1267 01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:49,373 Excuse me. Kate! 1268 01:06:49,473 --> 01:06:51,475 Kate, wait! Kate. 1269 01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:00,617 No, wait, wait. Stop. 1270 01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:02,652 - What? - We shouldn't do this. 1271 01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,354 - If Jonas finds us-- - no, he won't. 1272 01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:06,656 He's in his office practicing his speech. 1273 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:09,193 Besides, I don't want you to go. 1274 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,398 Come. 1275 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,902 You go ahead and make yourself comfortable. 1276 01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,572 And I'm going to go freshen up. 1277 01:07:27,411 --> 01:07:29,579 ( Music playing on radio ) 1278 01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:36,720 ( Radio shuts off ) 1279 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,690 He can't get angry at me for not finding her. 1280 01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:42,359 It's a big town. I'm just one guy. 1281 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,060 She's not going to fall into my lap. 1282 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:48,064 This is where you're staying, right? 1283 01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:50,066 It's the address your editor gave me. 1284 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:52,035 Yeah, it'll do. 1285 01:08:13,723 --> 01:08:15,125 What is going on? 1286 01:08:15,192 --> 01:08:18,195 We are allowed to be here, right? 1287 01:08:18,262 --> 01:08:20,564 Oh, who gives a shit? Go find the bedroom. 1288 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:22,732 - Go. Bedroom. - All right. 1289 01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:27,237 All right. 1290 01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:30,740 Let's get the show on the road, girls. 1291 01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:32,709 - Yeah, let's go. - Come on. 1292 01:08:41,751 --> 01:08:44,087 He finally came to his senses. 1293 01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:49,626 Whoa, Kate. Whoa, whoa! 1294 01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:52,229 Wow! Mama! 1295 01:08:52,296 --> 01:08:53,930 Listen, here... 1296 01:08:55,765 --> 01:08:59,002 I could not have dreamed this whole thing any better. 1297 01:08:59,068 --> 01:09:01,971 But there is something that I absolutely have to tell you-- 1298 01:09:02,005 --> 01:09:05,074 enough talking. I have a surprise for you. 1299 01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:28,365 Oh, what the hell. 1300 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:41,511 Hello? 1301 01:09:41,545 --> 01:09:43,680 Kate? 1302 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:45,715 I'm back. 1303 01:09:51,855 --> 01:09:53,857 Felix: Jonas? Jonas! 1304 01:09:56,726 --> 01:09:58,895 Jonas, are you around? Jonas! 1305 01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:01,731 I found her, sir! She's here! 1306 01:10:02,899 --> 01:10:05,735 Sorry, sir. She's downstairs. 1307 01:10:16,913 --> 01:10:18,748 ( Gasps ) 1308 01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:24,053 I love that spot. 1309 01:10:24,087 --> 01:10:25,755 It's like you know me already. 1310 01:10:28,091 --> 01:10:30,059 Usually I wouldn't do this so fast, 1311 01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:32,228 but the last guy I was with... 1312 01:10:32,262 --> 01:10:34,264 He sucked in bed. 1313 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,735 Go find the bedroom. 1314 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:40,270 I'll be right there. 1315 01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,742 Go on ahead. 1316 01:10:45,775 --> 01:10:47,611 I'll be right there. 1317 01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:54,451 Ow! 1318 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:10,767 ( Door squeaks ) 1319 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,107 Thank you. 1320 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,982 This is ridiculous. 1321 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,586 ( Both gasp ) 1322 01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:31,921 Wow, you're as hot as I am. 1323 01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:33,757 Nice rack. 1324 01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:37,594 Oh... my... god. 1325 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,796 - Max! - Now, Felix! 1326 01:11:49,473 --> 01:11:51,475 Kate: Take that bitch! 1327 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,616 Could you be any more incompetent? 1328 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:01,250 Give me a hand. 1329 01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:09,092 Whew. 1330 01:12:10,093 --> 01:12:11,861 ( Moaning ) 1331 01:12:11,928 --> 01:12:14,197 - Max: Oh my god! - Woman: Oh, yeah. 1332 01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:17,200 - Oh, right there! - Woman #2: Oh, yes! 1333 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:21,705 - Henry: I think I'm going to explode! - Max: Henry, is that you? 1334 01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:24,207 - Who the hell is Henry? - Derek: Whoa, whoa. 1335 01:12:24,273 --> 01:12:26,776 - Is there somebody else in here? - All: Yes! 1336 01:12:28,111 --> 01:12:29,879 - Oh my god! - Oh my god! 1337 01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:32,382 Oh my god, it's Derek waters from green snake! 1338 01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:34,317 - Hey, what's up? - Where the hell is Kate? 1339 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,986 - I was with Kate! - You were with Kate! 1340 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:39,689 - I was with Kate! Who the hell are you? - Whoa! Whoa! 1341 01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:41,658 If you are all there, 1342 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,693 then who's licking my balls? 1343 01:12:44,961 --> 01:12:47,296 ( Screaming ) 1344 01:12:49,966 --> 01:12:52,201 Kate! Where are you?! 1345 01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:53,737 Kate! Shit! 1346 01:13:03,413 --> 01:13:06,082 ( Machine beeping ) 1347 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:12,689 - Oh, shit! - No shit! 1348 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,724 You cannot do this to us, Jonas. 1349 01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:18,027 I'm not responsible for your situation, 1350 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:19,863 Max is. He cloned you. 1351 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:23,332 - I'm simply looking out for your best interests. - By kidnapping us?! 1352 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:25,769 Jonas: You always wanted to be in science. 1353 01:13:25,835 --> 01:13:27,571 Well, now you are science. 1354 01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:31,107 Are you feeling lucky, punk?! 1355 01:13:31,207 --> 01:13:32,742 Kate... 1356 01:13:46,723 --> 01:13:48,224 Absolutely incredible! 1357 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:51,528 - She's a perfect clone! - Those women seem scared. 1358 01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:54,731 - Are you sure this is the best way-- - don't be so thick-headed! 1359 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:57,901 The potential of this research has always been to clone a human. 1360 01:13:57,934 --> 01:14:01,471 And now that Max has dropped one in our laps, you want to let her go. 1361 01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:03,540 Those are no longer women in there, 1362 01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,208 they're founts of information 1363 01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:06,876 that must be mined for science. 1364 01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:08,878 Now, I've got to go rehearse my speech. 1365 01:14:08,912 --> 01:14:10,379 You stay here. 1366 01:14:10,413 --> 01:14:13,382 Nobody goes in or out of that lab except me! Understand?! 1367 01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:15,251 Yeah. 1368 01:14:20,590 --> 01:14:22,291 Look alive! 1369 01:14:22,325 --> 01:14:23,827 You're a man short there. 1370 01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:25,929 If you need an extra pair of hands-- 1371 01:14:32,435 --> 01:14:34,671 You stay away from me. 1372 01:14:34,738 --> 01:14:36,239 Hey! 1373 01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:38,307 - What's up? - Jonas has the Kates. 1374 01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:39,509 Oh... 1375 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,444 And he's revised his presentation 1376 01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:44,681 - in order to frame us. - Frame us? What do you... 1377 01:14:46,115 --> 01:14:48,017 Oh, that dick! 1378 01:14:48,084 --> 01:14:50,587 The moment those two girls walk across that stage tomorrow, 1379 01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:53,022 they will become lab rats for the rest of their lives. 1380 01:14:53,089 --> 01:14:55,158 We have to call the cops. Where's his phone? 1381 01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:57,994 And say what, Henry? Help us, somebody stole our clone? 1382 01:14:58,027 --> 01:14:59,996 Yeah, we don't even know where they are. 1383 01:15:00,029 --> 01:15:02,832 We know precisely where they'll be tomorrow at 9:00 A.M. 1384 01:15:02,866 --> 01:15:05,535 - The presentation. - Right, so what do we do? 1385 01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:08,605 We use this. 1386 01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:12,375 Pubes? 1387 01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:16,980 Oh, yeah! 1388 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:18,848 Max, that bastard. 1389 01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:21,184 How could he do this to me? To us? 1390 01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:23,186 I don't know. 1391 01:15:23,219 --> 01:15:25,188 Besides all the nagging and whining, 1392 01:15:25,221 --> 01:15:27,023 he was kind of cool to me. 1393 01:15:27,056 --> 01:15:28,357 I had fun with him. 1394 01:15:28,391 --> 01:15:31,360 That doesn't make what he did any less wrong. 1395 01:15:31,394 --> 01:15:32,862 You know, he created you 1396 01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:34,898 solely to have a relationship with. 1397 01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:37,400 Then why was he so interested in being with you? 1398 01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:49,378 ( Chattering ) 1399 01:15:59,723 --> 01:16:01,557 Yeah, yeah. 1400 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,561 ( Snickering ) 1401 01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:12,235 - Get out of here. - What? I'm sorry? 1402 01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:14,537 - Get out of here, now! - But, I though-- 1403 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,339 get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! 1404 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:19,042 Okay you guys, you heard him. Let's go. 1405 01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:20,576 Get out! Get out! 1406 01:16:24,748 --> 01:16:27,050 Good clone, Jonas. Such a good clone. 1407 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,720 - That went well. - Two hours of training, he learned five words. 1408 01:16:30,754 --> 01:16:32,922 - Penis. - Six words. 1409 01:16:32,956 --> 01:16:35,725 - Wish you hadn't taught him that. - Here we go. 1410 01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:39,395 Son of a-- don't worry! 1411 01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:41,030 We're gonna get you out of here! 1412 01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:42,932 - Stay there. Stay! - Stay. 1413 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:45,034 You have a lot of explaining to do. 1414 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:46,736 I cloned you by accident. 1415 01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:48,738 It's no excuse, but it is the truth. 1416 01:16:48,772 --> 01:16:51,574 Yes, I did a terrible thing, but I am not like Jonas. 1417 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,576 I'm still the guy I was last night, 1418 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:56,612 the guy who is completely in love with you. 1419 01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,916 The guy that would do anything for you. 1420 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:02,986 Could you be any sappier? 1421 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:05,655 Do girls actually fall for this shit? 1422 01:17:05,722 --> 01:17:07,590 That's fucked up. 1423 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,660 Kate, I cloned you by accident. 1424 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,595 - It's not an excuse, but-- - I heard you. 1425 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:16,132 - You still got a thing for cloning people. - I didn't know what else to do. 1426 01:17:16,165 --> 01:17:19,502 As soon as Jonas tells the world you're a clone, and that she's a clone-- 1427 01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:21,604 - get me out of here! - Oh, right. Sorry. 1428 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,639 You're going to be research projects 1429 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:25,141 for the rest of your life. 1430 01:17:25,174 --> 01:17:27,677 I know you hate me right now, and I don't blame you. 1431 01:17:27,744 --> 01:17:30,814 But if we're gonna get out of here, we've got to work together. 1432 01:17:34,918 --> 01:17:36,585 Okay. What do we do? 1433 01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:39,856 We just have to get you out of here before Jonas makes his speech. 1434 01:17:39,923 --> 01:17:41,424 Where's repli-Jonas?! 1435 01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:45,028 - Oh, bugger me. - Find the real Jonas. Stall him. 1436 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,030 Do not let him get to the stage. 1437 01:17:47,096 --> 01:17:48,932 Ah! 1438 01:17:55,939 --> 01:17:57,774 Here he is. Excuse me. 1439 01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:00,977 There you are. 1440 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:03,646 I've got a room full of people waiting to see you. 1441 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:05,048 "Whenever the front-- 1442 01:18:05,148 --> 01:18:08,484 whenever the frontiers of genetics are explored, 1443 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,186 the questions..." 1444 01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,858 Felix! Felix! 1445 01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:20,864 If memory serves me correct, I thought I'd asked you 1446 01:18:20,964 --> 01:18:23,166 to stay back at the lab and guard the Kates. 1447 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:24,868 And so a question comes to mind, 1448 01:18:24,968 --> 01:18:27,403 - and do you know what that question is? - Uh, no. 1449 01:18:27,470 --> 01:18:30,006 - Why are you here? - Okay. 1450 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,175 - I wouldn't have guessed-- - zip it! 1451 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,844 Why don't you go back to the lab 1452 01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:37,013 and stay there until I tell you to leave? 1453 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:39,015 You can do that for me, can't you? 1454 01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:41,017 - Yeah, sure. - You can do that. Do it! 1455 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,186 Okay. Guys, guys, guys. 1456 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:46,890 She sells seashells-- she sells seashells... 1457 01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:49,492 This is Giovanni bellini, president of the largest 1458 01:18:49,525 --> 01:18:51,861 genetic research company in Rome-- genitalia. 1459 01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:54,931 I am a big fan of your work. I'm excited to see this today. 1460 01:18:54,998 --> 01:18:58,267 - Get out of here! - No seriously, I'm excited. 1461 01:18:58,334 --> 01:19:01,504 - Ow! - Ooh, I wonder what his problem is? 1462 01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:06,776 Chumly: This is Max, Dr. Fromer's chief research assistant. 1463 01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:09,846 You must be thrilled working with a genius. 1464 01:19:09,879 --> 01:19:11,680 I'm here because of Dr. Fromer. 1465 01:19:11,714 --> 01:19:13,682 He made me what I am today. 1466 01:19:13,716 --> 01:19:16,552 Yes, I'm here because of Dr. Fromer. 1467 01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,721 He made me what I am today. 1468 01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:23,459 I have a very important question to ask the doctor. If you could excuse us? 1469 01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:26,863 Such fun at the staff barbecue. 1470 01:19:26,930 --> 01:19:28,597 First he tells me to watch the Kates, 1471 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:30,466 then he tells me not to watch the Kates. 1472 01:19:30,566 --> 01:19:33,903 Then he says watch them again, and I'm the one who gets in trouble. 1473 01:19:35,905 --> 01:19:38,241 They're out! Get 'em! Go! 1474 01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:42,211 Go that way! 1475 01:19:49,418 --> 01:19:51,554 - You guys go that way. - Okay. 1476 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:00,629 Here, Katie, Katie. 1477 01:20:00,663 --> 01:20:02,631 Where are you, Kate? 1478 01:20:02,665 --> 01:20:04,834 It's just me, Felix. 1479 01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:06,769 Hey, hey, hey. Go that way. 1480 01:20:18,114 --> 01:20:20,283 Who's your mama now? 1481 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:22,818 It's okay. 1482 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,321 Nothing to be afraid of. Come on out. 1483 01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:34,630 Kate? 1484 01:20:35,965 --> 01:20:38,767 Jonas, guess what? You're clone's escaped. 1485 01:20:38,801 --> 01:20:40,536 Felix: I wouldn't be so sure about that! 1486 01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:46,142 Get her! 1487 01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:55,218 ( Applause ) 1488 01:21:00,957 --> 01:21:03,392 How's everything in Beirut? Good. 1489 01:21:04,393 --> 01:21:08,497 Whenever the frontiersmen of genetics go exploring, 1490 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,700 they can encounter questionable morality. 1491 01:21:11,734 --> 01:21:14,737 Why are you going this? You know that you don't have to. 1492 01:21:14,803 --> 01:21:18,074 I'm just a squirrel in the world trying to get a nut here. 1493 01:21:18,141 --> 01:21:21,044 Holy shit! Another clone! 1494 01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:23,546 - Jonas! - Grab him! 1495 01:21:23,579 --> 01:21:25,581 Another clone! 1496 01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:33,256 Ohhh... 1497 01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:35,391 And Felix is down at the 10! 1498 01:21:35,424 --> 01:21:37,093 - Yeah. - Oh. 1499 01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:39,228 Repli-Jonas! 1500 01:21:41,097 --> 01:21:43,399 With his hamster I will demonstrate to you 1501 01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:46,769 the hyper-replicator! 1502 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:07,090 And your world, ladies and gentlemen, 1503 01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:09,058 - will never-- - wait! Stop! 1504 01:22:09,092 --> 01:22:11,094 ( Muffled cries ) 1505 01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:17,933 - Your world will never be the same. - Felix: Jonas! 1506 01:22:21,770 --> 01:22:25,574 Would you excuse me for one moment? 1507 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:27,576 No, he has to... 1508 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:46,329 - Max... - Ah! 1509 01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:48,897 - Psst. Psst. - Here, boy. 1510 01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:50,966 - Penis! - ( Crowd gasps ) 1511 01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:54,303 ( Chuckling ) 1512 01:22:54,337 --> 01:22:57,340 Penis, penis, penis... 1513 01:22:57,406 --> 01:22:58,474 Penis. 1514 01:22:58,507 --> 01:23:01,444 What is going on back here? 1515 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:04,313 - The Kates escaped. - Well, find the other one. 1516 01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:07,150 Fast! I am in the middle of my presentation. 1517 01:23:07,183 --> 01:23:09,852 Okay, I'll get right on that, sir. 1518 01:23:09,918 --> 01:23:11,354 Anything else? 1519 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,522 Look, look, look. 1520 01:23:13,589 --> 01:23:15,524 ( Whistling, snapping fingers ) 1521 01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:17,360 Hey, look! 1522 01:23:17,426 --> 01:23:19,428 Cookie! 1523 01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:22,431 Max: Here boy. Look, cookie! 1524 01:23:22,465 --> 01:23:23,766 ( Gasping ) 1525 01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,671 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. 1526 01:23:30,973 --> 01:23:32,308 As I was saying... 1527 01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:34,677 Guys, a little problem. 1528 01:23:34,710 --> 01:23:36,879 - Chumly's coming. - For crying-- 1529 01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:39,848 - down here, quick! - Hurry. 1530 01:23:39,882 --> 01:23:41,450 Go on, get the cookie! 1531 01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:43,052 - Yeah! - Whoa! 1532 01:23:43,119 --> 01:23:45,454 - Cookie! - Yeah, cookie. 1533 01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,360 Chumly: You couldn't wear a dress? 1534 01:23:51,394 --> 01:23:53,296 What the hell is wrong with Jonas? 1535 01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:56,832 He's not really himself today, sir. 1536 01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:58,534 Why does he keep saying penis? 1537 01:23:58,567 --> 01:24:01,970 - He's saying genus. - No, it was penis. 1538 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,872 We don't know. 1539 01:24:03,906 --> 01:24:07,076 And now we take this blood here, 1540 01:24:07,176 --> 01:24:10,179 and we combine it with some genetic 1541 01:24:10,213 --> 01:24:12,515 hormone stuff. 1542 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,883 Put it right in the replicator. 1543 01:24:25,528 --> 01:24:27,530 ( Beeping ) 1544 01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:34,837 And now, ladies and gentlemen... 1545 01:24:37,873 --> 01:24:40,376 Prepare yourself... 1546 01:24:40,409 --> 01:24:42,411 For the unbelievable! 1547 01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:45,714 A fully grown... 1548 01:24:45,748 --> 01:24:48,751 Adult clone! 1549 01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,620 ( Growl ) 1550 01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:56,091 Was that bad? Was that bad?! 1551 01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:07,136 There seems to be a small technical problem, 1552 01:25:07,236 --> 01:25:10,306 ladies and gentlemen, but I can assure you 1553 01:25:10,373 --> 01:25:13,041 that this machine does indeed work. 1554 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:14,710 I swear to you, 1555 01:25:14,743 --> 01:25:17,413 because my assistant Max 1556 01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:20,949 even cloned a human being 1557 01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:23,118 on this machine! 1558 01:25:23,152 --> 01:25:24,653 And there it is! 1559 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:27,290 - Wait! Let go of her! - Stop! 1560 01:25:29,758 --> 01:25:32,795 - And there's the original! - ( Crowd gasps ) 1561 01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:34,563 One of them, I don't know which, 1562 01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:36,232 visa versa. 1563 01:25:36,265 --> 01:25:37,733 Oh, come on, he's lying. 1564 01:25:37,766 --> 01:25:39,602 - We're twins! - That's right. 1565 01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:43,439 If Max hadn't rescued us, Jonas would have turned us into the biggest fraud. 1566 01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:45,107 Don't trust them, 1567 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:47,643 because these clones are crafty. 1568 01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:49,612 Give me a couple of minutes, I can explain. 1569 01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:52,848 - It wasn't us. - I can prove they're lying! 1570 01:25:52,948 --> 01:25:54,783 By getting blood samples from them! 1571 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:56,018 Henry: Leave her alone! 1572 01:25:56,118 --> 01:25:57,653 We don't-- it's not necessary. 1573 01:25:57,686 --> 01:25:59,822 ( Chattering ) 1574 01:25:59,855 --> 01:26:02,825 Folks, I'm sure Dr. Fromer is pulling our legs here. 1575 01:26:02,858 --> 01:26:04,860 - Right? - Get out of my way. 1576 01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:07,530 I can assure you that they're-- 1577 01:26:09,031 --> 01:26:12,100 there is not a single human clone at this university. 1578 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,769 Hello! 1579 01:26:13,802 --> 01:26:15,938 - ( Screams ) - ( Imitates scream ) 1580 01:26:15,971 --> 01:26:18,173 - Oh, Jesus! - He did it again! 1581 01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:20,008 He cloned me this time! 1582 01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,677 He cloned me this time! 1583 01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:23,846 Max, I want to know what is going on here. 1584 01:26:23,879 --> 01:26:25,514 And I want to know right now! 1585 01:26:25,548 --> 01:26:29,885 - Who made this clone? - I did. 1586 01:26:29,985 --> 01:26:31,954 No, he didn't, I did! 1587 01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:33,889 No, she didn't, I did! 1588 01:26:33,956 --> 01:26:36,625 No, they didn't, someone else did. 1589 01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:39,362 I'm here because of Dr. Fromer. 1590 01:26:39,395 --> 01:26:41,530 He made me what I am today. 1591 01:26:41,564 --> 01:26:43,532 That's right! Jonas did it. 1592 01:26:43,566 --> 01:26:45,568 - He's gone clone crazy! - Dr. Fromer 1593 01:26:45,634 --> 01:26:47,870 had absolutely nothing to do with any of this. 1594 01:26:47,903 --> 01:26:51,206 - Max is just protecting him. - I'm not. That's the truth. 1595 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:53,742 - Max: I can explain everything. - He cloned me. 1596 01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:55,811 ( Arguing ) 1597 01:26:58,747 --> 01:27:00,549 It was him, it was all him! 1598 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,985 Jesus Christ! Would all of you shut the fuck up! 1599 01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:04,753 ( Silence ) 1600 01:27:04,820 --> 01:27:06,889 All right, you. You, yes. 1601 01:27:06,922 --> 01:27:08,156 I've been watching you. 1602 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:11,093 I know you're even more loyal to Dr. Fromer than Max. 1603 01:27:11,159 --> 01:27:12,995 I need the truth. 1604 01:27:13,061 --> 01:27:14,930 Jonas: Go ahead, Felix, tell them! 1605 01:27:14,997 --> 01:27:16,832 He's been kissing my ass for years. 1606 01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:18,667 He knows what I'm capable of. 1607 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:22,871 - Tell them. - You know what?! 1608 01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:26,375 Max is full of shit. These people aren't clones. 1609 01:27:26,409 --> 01:27:28,544 But Dr. Fromer told me that he planned 1610 01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:31,046 on making human clones with that replicator. 1611 01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:34,283 - He's a madman! - No, no! 1612 01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:39,388 - Guards! - Guards. 1613 01:27:39,422 --> 01:27:41,223 Jonas: Wait! Stay back. 1614 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:43,459 Stay back! I have tenure. 1615 01:27:43,526 --> 01:27:45,794 Wait! No, you idiots. 1616 01:27:45,861 --> 01:27:47,696 They're lying! And I can prove it! 1617 01:27:47,763 --> 01:27:49,932 Just let me get a blood sample. 1618 01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:58,240 Ow! You dick! 1619 01:27:59,642 --> 01:28:02,811 - You rock! - I should have done that a long time ago. 1620 01:28:13,722 --> 01:28:15,491 Listen to me. Listen to me. 1621 01:28:15,558 --> 01:28:17,326 I have a banana. You can't have it. 1622 01:28:17,393 --> 01:28:19,662 - Hey, Felix. How are you doing? - Hey, hey, hey. 1623 01:28:19,728 --> 01:28:21,497 - Fine. How are you? - Good. 1624 01:28:21,564 --> 01:28:23,666 - Good to see you! - You, too! 1625 01:28:23,732 --> 01:28:26,635 You want it, don't you? Get the banana. Come on. 1626 01:28:26,669 --> 01:28:29,338 Sure, we could use 1627 01:28:29,438 --> 01:28:32,240 the replicator to clone rhinoceroses. 1628 01:28:32,274 --> 01:28:34,276 We'd have to build a much bigger unit. 1629 01:28:36,244 --> 01:28:38,347 Can I call you back, mfuzi? 1630 01:28:38,414 --> 01:28:40,649 Yes, sir. Hakuna matata. 1631 01:28:42,418 --> 01:28:45,588 Hey, what have you got there? 1632 01:28:45,621 --> 01:28:47,623 - We got the cover. - Yeah. Look, look. 1633 01:28:48,757 --> 01:28:50,192 Do you like it? 1634 01:28:50,258 --> 01:28:52,861 You don't think I should've gone with the solid tie? 1635 01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:55,364 - Look how cute you look. - We got to celebrate. 1636 01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:57,866 - I should call Henry and ditto. - No, no, no. 1637 01:28:57,933 --> 01:29:00,803 I'd rather celebrate alone. 1638 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:02,671 I could do that. 1639 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:12,648 - Refill! - Yeah. Sorry. 1640 01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:15,317 I was finishing the dishes. 1641 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:17,386 Listen, babe, 1642 01:29:17,486 --> 01:29:19,955 don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, 1643 01:29:19,988 --> 01:29:23,358 - because this is great-- - hmm? 1644 01:29:24,527 --> 01:29:27,796 Well, I was thinking that maybe one time, 1645 01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:30,365 you and I could go out for dinner. 1646 01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:32,167 And not watch sports. 1647 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,837 You know, somewhere we could use a knife and fork. 1648 01:29:34,870 --> 01:29:37,339 Wouldn't that be romantic? 1649 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:40,208 - You know what would be romantic? - What? 1650 01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:53,889 10 minutes of silence. 1651 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:57,092 I just got word that repli-Jonas 1652 01:29:57,192 --> 01:29:59,562 has escaped from where they were studying him. 1653 01:29:59,595 --> 01:30:01,396 - No one knows where he is. - Don't worry. 1654 01:30:01,430 --> 01:30:03,398 He's a full grown idiot with no skills. 1655 01:30:03,432 --> 01:30:05,333 How far could he possibly go? 1656 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,402 ( "Hail to the chief" playing ) 1657 01:30:08,571 --> 01:30:10,573 Penis! 1658 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:15,911 ( Rock music playing ) 1659 01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:27,590 ♪ so keep on talking, what's not to say? ♪ 1660 01:30:28,924 --> 01:30:31,560 ♪ everything you know I know ♪ 1661 01:30:31,594 --> 01:30:34,563 ♪ I know you needed nothing till today ♪ 1662 01:30:34,597 --> 01:30:39,735 ♪ situations, I don't want to be me ♪ 1663 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:44,940 ♪ this time you're rising upside down and hanging in ♪ 1664 01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:49,545 ♪ and you let me in again 1665 01:30:50,579 --> 01:30:55,150 ♪ you let me in again, stop talking now ♪ 1666 01:30:55,217 --> 01:30:58,921 ♪ you let me in again 1667 01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:01,824 ♪ let me in again 1668 01:31:01,924 --> 01:31:03,559 ♪ just to hear me say 1669 01:31:03,592 --> 01:31:07,796 ♪ I'm not the one to believe in ♪ 1670 01:31:07,830 --> 01:31:13,001 ♪ don't be the one to put your money on me ♪ 1671 01:31:13,101 --> 01:31:16,404 ♪ it isn't me you should count on ♪ 1672 01:31:16,438 --> 01:31:19,908 ♪ next time I come around 1673 01:31:19,942 --> 01:31:22,811 ♪ because if you don't expect goodwill from me ♪ 1674 01:31:22,845 --> 01:31:25,748 ♪ I will not let you down. 1675 01:31:52,374 --> 01:31:54,376 ( Pop music playing ) 1676 01:32:05,888 --> 01:32:09,658 ♪ I'm the kind of guy that likes to kick off his shoes ♪ 1677 01:32:09,692 --> 01:32:11,359 ♪ and I'm the kind of guy 1678 01:32:11,393 --> 01:32:13,729 ♪ that likes to have nothing to do ♪ 1679 01:32:13,829 --> 01:32:15,864 ♪ so I have the kind of life they say ♪ 1680 01:32:15,898 --> 01:32:17,700 ♪ is simple and smooth 1681 01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:21,036 ♪ but I can feel a change coming ever since I met you ♪ 1682 01:32:21,069 --> 01:32:23,038 ♪ 'cause you know 1683 01:32:23,071 --> 01:32:25,373 ♪ that opposites attract 1684 01:32:25,407 --> 01:32:27,542 ♪ and I try to stay the same ♪ 1685 01:32:27,576 --> 01:32:31,513 ♪ but you belie the very fact and I know ♪ 1686 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:33,248 ♪ all that I don't do 1687 01:32:33,348 --> 01:32:37,552 ♪ but I see a compromise is due ♪ 1688 01:32:37,586 --> 01:32:39,655 ♪ she turned and told me to ♪ 1689 01:32:39,722 --> 01:32:41,590 ♪ get up, get up, get up 1690 01:32:41,657 --> 01:32:43,391 ♪ I asked her why she said ♪ 1691 01:32:43,425 --> 01:32:45,560 ♪ let's get out, get out, get out ♪ 1692 01:32:45,594 --> 01:32:49,564 ♪ she said they're having some fun, fun, fun ♪ 1693 01:32:49,598 --> 01:32:53,401 ♪ it's what it's all about fun, fun, fun ♪ 1694 01:32:53,435 --> 01:32:57,239 ♪ so, baby, won't you just come on, come on, come on ♪ 1695 01:32:57,272 --> 01:32:59,241 ♪ you lead the way, it's been ♪ 1696 01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:01,409 ♪ so long, so long, so long ♪ 1697 01:33:01,443 --> 01:33:03,178 ♪ but I know with you I'll have ♪ 1698 01:33:03,245 --> 01:33:05,881 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1699 01:33:05,914 --> 01:33:07,883 ♪ 'cause that's what it's all about ♪ 1700 01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:11,019 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1701 01:33:18,761 --> 01:33:22,530 ♪ she's the type of girl that likes to go out every night ♪ 1702 01:33:22,564 --> 01:33:24,232 ♪ and she has the type of style ♪ 1703 01:33:24,266 --> 01:33:26,301 ♪ that has to be out in plain sight ♪ 1704 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,637 ♪ she has the kind of life they say ♪ 1705 01:33:28,704 --> 01:33:30,205 ♪ is wild and free 1706 01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:32,074 ♪ but she's going to have to bend ♪ 1707 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:33,876 ♪ if she wants to be with me ♪ 1708 01:33:33,909 --> 01:33:35,744 ♪ 'cause you know 1709 01:33:35,778 --> 01:33:38,246 ♪ that opposites attract 1710 01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:40,248 ♪ and I try to stay the same ♪ 1711 01:33:40,282 --> 01:33:44,086 ♪ but you belie the very fact and I know ♪ 1712 01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:46,121 ♪ that there's no 'me' in 'us' ♪ 1713 01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:50,625 ♪ and finding common ground is a must ♪ 1714 01:33:50,726 --> 01:33:52,560 ♪ I asked her can we just 1715 01:33:52,627 --> 01:33:54,763 ♪ chill out, chill out, chill out ♪ 1716 01:33:54,797 --> 01:33:56,264 ♪ let's lay around and just ♪ 1717 01:33:56,298 --> 01:33:58,266 ♪ relax, relax, relax 1718 01:33:58,300 --> 01:34:00,168 ♪ I guarantee it'll be 1719 01:34:00,235 --> 01:34:02,671 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1720 01:34:02,738 --> 01:34:04,506 ♪ 'cause that's what it's all about ♪ 1721 01:34:04,572 --> 01:34:06,174 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1722 01:34:06,241 --> 01:34:08,010 ♪ so, baby, won't you just ♪ 1723 01:34:08,076 --> 01:34:10,012 ♪ come on, come on, come on? ♪ 1724 01:34:10,078 --> 01:34:11,914 ♪ I'll lead the way, 'cause it's been ♪ 1725 01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:14,349 ♪ so long, so long, so long ♪ 1726 01:34:14,416 --> 01:34:16,184 ♪ since you've stayed in and had ♪ 1727 01:34:16,251 --> 01:34:18,353 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1728 01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:20,188 ♪ but that's what it's all about ♪ 1729 01:34:20,255 --> 01:34:23,458 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1730 01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:26,328 ♪ get up, get up, get up 1731 01:34:27,595 --> 01:34:29,932 ♪ get out, get out, get out ♪ 1732 01:34:31,599 --> 01:34:35,470 ♪ fun, fun, fun, fun, fun ♪ 1733 01:34:35,503 --> 01:34:39,007 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1734 01:34:39,107 --> 01:34:41,877 ♪ get up, get up, get up 1735 01:34:41,944 --> 01:34:43,545 ♪ I asked her why, she said ♪ 1736 01:34:43,611 --> 01:34:45,613 ♪ let's get out, get out, get out ♪ 1737 01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:47,649 ♪ she said they're having some ♪ 1738 01:34:47,682 --> 01:34:49,885 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1739 01:34:49,952 --> 01:34:51,720 ♪ is what it's all about ♪ 1740 01:34:51,787 --> 01:34:53,388 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1741 01:34:53,455 --> 01:34:55,390 ♪ so, baby, won't you just ♪ 1742 01:34:55,457 --> 01:34:57,392 ♪ come on, come on, come on? ♪ 1743 01:34:57,459 --> 01:34:59,294 ♪ you lead the way, 'cause it's been ♪ 1744 01:34:59,361 --> 01:35:01,229 ♪ so long, so long, so long ♪ 1745 01:35:01,296 --> 01:35:03,131 ♪ but I know with you I'll have ♪ 1746 01:35:03,165 --> 01:35:05,667 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1747 01:35:05,700 --> 01:35:07,669 ♪ 'cause that's what it's all about ♪ 1748 01:35:07,702 --> 01:35:10,338 ♪ fun, fun, fun 1749 01:35:10,372 --> 01:35:13,541 ♪ so long, so long, so long ♪ 1750 01:35:15,143 --> 01:35:17,579 ♪ fun, fun, fun. 120709

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