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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,752 --> 00:00:48,654 ♪ ♪ 2 00:01:13,411 --> 00:01:16,879 MARIA:{\fad(250,250)} {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] Nick, this was a tragedy, but it's not why we're here. 3 00:01:16,881 --> 00:01:19,215 What, are we fighting the weather now? 4 00:01:19,217 --> 00:01:22,051 Locals say the cyclone had a face. 5 00:01:22,053 --> 00:01:24,653 People see things when they're under stress. 6 00:01:24,655 --> 00:01:26,656 That does not mean that this is the start 7 00:01:26,658 --> 00:01:28,327 to some other big world-ending... 8 00:01:32,897 --> 00:01:34,628 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTS] 9 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:35,567 Who are you? 10 00:01:39,136 --> 00:01:41,102 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 11 00:01:41,104 --> 00:01:42,606 You don't want any part of this. 12 00:01:47,811 --> 00:01:53,949 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ And I... ♪ 13 00:01:53,951 --> 00:01:59,790 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Will always love you, ooh ♪ 14 00:02:01,591 --> 00:02:08,431 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Will always love you ♪ 15 00:02:08,433 --> 00:02:11,165 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ You ♪ 16 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,935 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ My darling, you... ♪ 17 00:02:13,937 --> 00:02:17,171 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Mm-mm ♪ 18 00:02:17,173 --> 00:02:20,341 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Bittersweet ♪ 19 00:02:20,343 --> 00:02:23,843 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Memories ♪ 20 00:02:23,845 --> 00:02:26,547 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ That is all ♪ 21 00:02:26,549 --> 00:02:28,515 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ I'm taking ♪ 22 00:02:28,517 --> 00:02:31,686 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ With me ♪ 23 00:02:31,688 --> 00:02:37,123 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ And I ♪ 24 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:41,528 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Will always love you ♪ 25 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:45,533 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ I will always ♪ 26 00:02:45,535 --> 00:02:49,636 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Love you ♪ 27 00:02:49,638 --> 00:02:53,341 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ I, I will always ♪ 28 00:02:53,343 --> 00:02:58,746 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Love you ♪ 29 00:02:58,748 --> 00:03:01,081 Gone, but not forgotten. 30 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:03,217 Thanks to Kenneth Lim and Vihaan Ramamurthy 31 00:03:03,219 --> 00:03:05,586 for their help with that touching video tribute. 32 00:03:05,588 --> 00:03:07,721 This year has been nothing short of... 33 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:10,056 {\fad(250,250)}[BLEEP] is crazy. It's, like, insane. 34 00:03:10,058 --> 00:03:11,056 - Jason. - What? 35 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,393 No swearing. 36 00:03:12,395 --> 00:03:14,262 It's the last day of school. We're good. 37 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:16,395 Historic. 38 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,798 Over five years ago, 39 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,000 half of all life in the universe, 40 00:03:20,002 --> 00:03:21,835 including our own Midtown High... 41 00:03:21,837 --> 00:03:24,270 - {\fad(250,250)}[SCREAMING] - ...was wiped from existence. 42 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:26,840 Then eight months ago, a band of brave heroes 43 00:03:26,842 --> 00:03:28,074 brought us back. 44 00:03:28,076 --> 00:03:30,175 - {\fad(250,250)}[SCREAMING] - {\fad(250,250)}[TUBA BLARES] 45 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,044 They called it "the Blip." 46 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:34,747 Those of us who Blipped away came back the same age... 47 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:36,716 But our classmates that didn't Blip 48 00:03:36,718 --> 00:03:39,384 had grown five years older. 49 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,687 Yeah, my little brother is now older than me. 50 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,522 Yeah, it's math. 51 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,658 Even though we had Blipped away halfway through the school year 52 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,762 and had already taken midterms, 53 00:03:48,764 --> 00:03:50,431 the school made us start the year 54 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:51,764 over from the beginning. 55 00:03:51,766 --> 00:03:54,400 It's totally unfair. It's not right. 56 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,035 - {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] Tigers... - {\fad(250,250)}[TIGER GROWLS] 57 00:03:56,037 --> 00:03:57,870 ...it's been a long, dramatic, 58 00:03:57,872 --> 00:03:59,604 somewhat confusing road. 59 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:02,140 As we draw this year to a close, 60 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,011 it's time to move on... 61 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,079 to a new phase of our lives. 62 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,680 Pray nothing crazy happens again 63 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,782 because are the Avengers a thing anymore? 64 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,285 Does anyone even have a plan? 65 00:04:12,287 --> 00:04:13,786 I have a plan. 66 00:04:13,788 --> 00:04:16,221 First, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight. 67 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,623 Second, I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter 68 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,625 and watch movies with her the whole time. 69 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:21,927 - Okay. - Three, 70 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,795 when we go to Venice, Venice is famous 71 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,598 - for making stuff out of glass. - True. 72 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,466 I'm gonna buy her a black dahlia necklace 73 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,435 because her favorite flower is the black dahlia 74 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,935 - because of, well... - The murder. 75 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,904 The murder. Four, when we go to Paris, 76 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,341 I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower, 77 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,942 - give her the necklace. - Oh. 78 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,946 Then, five, I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 79 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,113 Then, six, hopefully she tells me 80 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,381 she feels the same way. 81 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:44,782 Oh, don't forget step seven. 82 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,787 - Step seven? - Don't do any of that. 83 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:49,287 Why? 84 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,155 We're gonna be bachelors in Europe. 85 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:52,155 - Ned. - Look, 86 00:04:52,157 --> 00:04:53,224 I may not know much, 87 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,559 but I do know this: 88 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:57,429 Europeans love Americans. 89 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,595 Really? 90 00:04:58,597 --> 00:04:59,965 More than half are women. 91 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,633 Okay. Sure. 92 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,535 But... I really like MJ, man, okay? 93 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:07,271 She's awesome, she's super funny in a kind of dark way. 94 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,006 Sometimes I catch her looking at me, 95 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:10,474 I feel like I've stood up... 96 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,309 - She's coming. - What up, dorks? 97 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:13,944 Excited about the science trip? 98 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:16,280 Hey, yeah. We're just talking about the trip. 99 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:17,415 Yeah, and Peter's plan. 100 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:18,782 You have a plan? 101 00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:21,785 I don't... I don't have a plan. 102 00:05:21,787 --> 00:05:24,422 He's... He's just gonna collect tiny spoons 103 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,491 when we're traveling to other countries. 104 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,059 Like a... Like a grandmother? 105 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,893 I'm not collecting tiny spoons. 106 00:05:29,895 --> 00:05:31,493 He's collecting tiny spoons. 107 00:05:31,495 --> 00:05:33,031 Oh, okay, well... 108 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:35,998 that was a real roller coaster. 109 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 - {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] - By the way, travel tip: 110 00:05:38,002 --> 00:05:40,236 You should download a VPN on your phone, 111 00:05:40,238 --> 00:05:42,604 so the government can't track you while abroad. 112 00:05:42,606 --> 00:05:45,043 Smart... Will do. 113 00:05:47,678 --> 00:05:50,180 - {\fad(250,250)}[BELL RINGS] - {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 114 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:53,252 Dude, I think that went really great. 115 00:05:55,519 --> 00:05:57,853 MAY:{\fad(250,250)} When I Blipped back to my apartment, 116 00:05:57,855 --> 00:06:00,757 the family that was living there was very confused. 117 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:03,493 The wife thought that I was a mistress. 118 00:06:03,495 --> 00:06:05,394 The grandma thought that I was a ghost. 119 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:07,731 - {\fad(250,250)}[CROWD CHUCKLES] - It was... It was really a mess. 120 00:06:07,733 --> 00:06:09,399 Thank you all for coming out 121 00:06:09,401 --> 00:06:12,036 to support those who have been displaced by the Blip. 122 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,337 And, of course, thanks to our very own 123 00:06:14,339 --> 00:06:15,873 Spider-Man! 124 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,876 {\fad(250,250)}[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 125 00:06:24,181 --> 00:06:26,348 - {\fad(250,250)}[CLEARS THROAT] - {\fad(250,250)}[FEEDBACK SQUEALS] 126 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:29,718 Thank you, Miss Parker, for having me. 127 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,124 And thank you, you guys, for having me. 128 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:36,091 And thank you, Spider-Man. 129 00:06:36,093 --> 00:06:39,093 He'll be right back out to take photos and videos. 130 00:06:39,095 --> 00:06:40,095 Thank you! 131 00:06:40,097 --> 00:06:41,499 {\fad(250,250)}[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 132 00:06:45,903 --> 00:06:47,769 - That was amazing. - That was great. 133 00:06:47,771 --> 00:06:49,504 That was so cool. I was so nervous. 134 00:06:49,506 --> 00:06:51,708 I was a little stiff. I wasn't in the pocket. 135 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:54,576 - No, I thought you did great. - You were a little stiff. 136 00:06:54,578 --> 00:06:57,213 Uh, yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too. 137 00:06:57,215 --> 00:06:58,448 - It's fine, fine. - Okay. 138 00:06:58,450 --> 00:07:00,049 - Did you get your passport? - Yeah. 139 00:07:00,051 --> 00:07:01,484 - Mini toothpaste? - Yeah, I did. 140 00:07:01,486 --> 00:07:02,918 {\fad(250,250)}[DOOR CREAKS] 141 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,488 Hey, sorry I'm late. 142 00:07:05,256 --> 00:07:06,820 Happy. Hey. 143 00:07:06,822 --> 00:07:07,989 Oh, you look lovely. 144 00:07:07,991 --> 00:07:10,058 - Thanks. You too. - Thank you. 145 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:12,096 - New dress? - Yeah, yes, it is. 146 00:07:13,262 --> 00:07:14,328 It's a new beard. 147 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:15,563 It's my... My Blip beard. 148 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,299 'Cause I grew it in the Blip. 149 00:07:17,301 --> 00:07:19,099 It's a Blip beard. 150 00:07:19,101 --> 00:07:20,734 I see. Yeah. 151 00:07:20,736 --> 00:07:23,804 The reason I'm late is because this was misplaced. 152 00:07:23,806 --> 00:07:25,474 Can you believe it? It's enormous. 153 00:07:25,476 --> 00:07:26,775 Not the amount, the size. 154 00:07:26,777 --> 00:07:29,577 The amount's nice too. They're generous. 155 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:32,114 Pepper Potts said, sorry she couldn't be here. 156 00:07:32,116 --> 00:07:35,082 I think I'm gonna go change the Sterno 157 00:07:35,084 --> 00:07:36,620 under the vegan lasagna. 158 00:07:37,687 --> 00:07:39,654 Spider-Man, go shake hands. 159 00:07:39,656 --> 00:07:41,325 Will do. 160 00:07:45,962 --> 00:07:47,796 What just happened? 161 00:07:47,798 --> 00:07:50,265 Heads up, Nick Fury's calling you. 162 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:52,334 - Nick Fury's gonna call me? Why? - Yeah. 163 00:07:52,336 --> 00:07:55,235 Why? He probably has hero stuff for you to do. 164 00:07:55,237 --> 00:07:57,403 You're a superhero. He calls superheroes. 165 00:07:57,405 --> 00:07:58,805 If it was that important, 166 00:07:58,807 --> 00:08:00,807 he'd probably call someone else, not me. 167 00:08:00,809 --> 00:08:03,512 - {\fad(250,250)}[PHONE BUZZING] - Apparently not. 168 00:08:06,881 --> 00:08:08,649 No caller ID. That's him. 169 00:08:08,651 --> 00:08:09,983 I don't wanna talk to Fury. 170 00:08:09,985 --> 00:08:11,050 - Answer the phone. - Why? 171 00:08:11,052 --> 00:08:12,353 If you don't talk to him, 172 00:08:12,355 --> 00:08:13,853 I have to and I don't want to. 173 00:08:13,855 --> 00:08:15,658 - Why not? - I'm scared. Answer the phone. 174 00:08:17,126 --> 00:08:18,826 - You sent Fury to voicemail? - Yeah. 175 00:08:18,828 --> 00:08:20,461 You don't send Fury to voicemail. 176 00:08:20,463 --> 00:08:21,694 They're calling me. 177 00:08:21,696 --> 00:08:23,497 - I gotta go. - You gotta talk to him. 178 00:08:23,499 --> 00:08:26,367 I'm gonna call him. I promise, I'm gonna call him. I will. 179 00:08:26,369 --> 00:08:28,334 You do not ghost Nick Fury. 180 00:08:28,336 --> 00:08:30,038 I promise you, I'll call him. 181 00:08:31,706 --> 00:08:32,973 After my trip. 182 00:08:32,975 --> 00:08:34,241 Hey! 183 00:08:34,243 --> 00:08:35,876 - {\fad(250,250)}[AUDIENCE CHEERING] - {\fad(250,250)}[PHONE RINGS] 184 00:08:35,878 --> 00:08:38,378 Yeah, hi. No, no, he's not ghosting you. 185 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:41,015 - {\fad(250,250)}[CLAMORING] - {\fad(250,250)}[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 186 00:08:41,017 --> 00:08:42,482 Okay, one question at a time. 187 00:08:42,484 --> 00:08:44,317 Are you the head Avenger? 188 00:08:44,319 --> 00:08:45,751 Are you the head Avenger now? 189 00:08:45,753 --> 00:08:47,218 Uh, no, I'm not. 190 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,356 If aliens come back, what are you gonna do? 191 00:08:49,358 --> 00:08:51,390 If aliens come back, what will you do? 192 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:53,262 Does anyone have neighborhood questions? 193 00:08:54,662 --> 00:08:56,062 Sean Winford, Queens Tribune. 194 00:08:56,064 --> 00:08:58,231 What's it like to take over from Tony Stark? 195 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,598 Those are big shoes to fill. 196 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,369 {\fad(250,250)}[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 197 00:09:03,037 --> 00:09:04,636 I'mma... 198 00:09:04,638 --> 00:09:06,738 I'm gonna go. Thanks, everyone, for coming. 199 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:08,241 {\fad(250,250)}[CLAMORING] 200 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,510 ♪ ♪ 201 00:09:10,512 --> 00:09:12,712 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 202 00:09:12,714 --> 00:09:14,282 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 203 00:09:20,488 --> 00:09:22,391 {\fad(250,250)}[PHONE BUZZING] 204 00:09:35,401 --> 00:09:37,434 {\fad(250,250)}[BUZZING] 205 00:09:37,436 --> 00:09:39,339 ♪ ♪ 206 00:09:42,943 --> 00:09:44,111 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 207 00:09:45,545 --> 00:09:46,646 {\fad(250,250)}[SNIFFS] 208 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:48,915 Okay. 209 00:09:49,749 --> 00:09:51,851 ♪ ♪ 210 00:09:54,555 --> 00:09:55,455 Hungry? 211 00:09:56,656 --> 00:09:59,490 {\fad(250,250)}[LAUGHING] So sorry. 212 00:09:59,492 --> 00:10:02,827 I thought you could sense that with your Peter-tingle. 213 00:10:02,829 --> 00:10:05,263 Please do not start calling it my Peter-tingle. 214 00:10:05,265 --> 00:10:08,399 So, what's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas? 215 00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:10,400 No, I just really need this vacation. 216 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,072 I need a break. 217 00:10:13,107 --> 00:10:14,641 You deserve it. Mm. 218 00:10:16,476 --> 00:10:17,411 Yeah. 219 00:10:18,211 --> 00:10:20,110 You know what? 220 00:10:20,112 --> 00:10:22,245 You should pack your suit, just in case. 221 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,415 I have a tingle about it. 222 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:27,286 Please stop saying "tingle," May. 223 00:10:29,322 --> 00:10:30,486 No. 224 00:10:30,488 --> 00:10:32,291 ♪ ♪ 225 00:10:36,629 --> 00:10:38,398 No. No, I'm not. 226 00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:44,802 Vacation, yeah! 227 00:10:44,804 --> 00:10:46,702 MAN:{\fad(250,250)} Can you help me get my stuff up? 228 00:10:46,704 --> 00:10:48,974 - WOMAN:{\fad(250,250)} Oh, sorry, that's mine. - MAN:{\fad(250,250)} No worries. 229 00:10:50,642 --> 00:10:52,643 CHILD:{\fad(250,250)} Give me a tablet. 230 00:10:52,645 --> 00:10:54,311 Do you want first shift or second? 231 00:10:54,313 --> 00:10:55,680 I could take either. 232 00:10:55,682 --> 00:10:57,782 Give me the third shift. I took an Ambien. 233 00:10:57,784 --> 00:10:59,215 I can't chaperone kids alone. 234 00:10:59,217 --> 00:11:00,450 Yo, Parker. 235 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,851 This is called an airplane. 236 00:11:01,853 --> 00:11:03,486 It's like buses you're used to, 237 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,388 except it flies over poor neighborhoods 238 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:06,988 instead of driving through them. 239 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:08,624 - Ma'am? - Hmm? 240 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,828 He Blipped, so technically, he's 16, not 21. 241 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:13,662 I'll take that. 242 00:11:13,664 --> 00:11:15,867 She's lying. I don't even know this girl. 243 00:11:18,437 --> 00:11:20,906 Classic MJ, right? 244 00:11:22,439 --> 00:11:24,641 Did you know Brad was coming? 245 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,642 It... It's so weird. 246 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,612 Like, one day, he's that kid who cried 247 00:11:28,614 --> 00:11:30,213 and got nosebleeds all the time, 248 00:11:30,215 --> 00:11:31,714 and suddenly, we Blip back, 249 00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:33,782 and he's totally ripped and super nice 250 00:11:33,784 --> 00:11:35,451 and all these girls are after him. 251 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:37,018 Not all the girls are after him. 252 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,854 No, man, they're all after him. 253 00:11:38,856 --> 00:11:40,589 - {\fad(250,250)}[LAUGHING] Yeah. - Here. 254 00:11:40,591 --> 00:11:43,658 Anyway, on to more important things. It's a nine-hour flight. 255 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,563 We can play Beast Slayers the whole time. 256 00:11:46,597 --> 00:11:47,632 WOMAN:{\fad(250,250)} Are you excited? 257 00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:50,536 I need help to sit next to MJ. 258 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,335 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] Seriously? 259 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,335 Yes, seriously. 260 00:11:54,337 --> 00:11:55,569 What about our plan? 261 00:11:55,571 --> 00:11:57,238 American bachelors in Europe. 262 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,074 That's your plan. That's a solo plan. 263 00:11:59,076 --> 00:12:01,144 Come on, this is my plan. 264 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:04,713 Please. 265 00:12:04,715 --> 00:12:06,681 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 266 00:12:06,683 --> 00:12:08,117 ♪ ♪ 267 00:12:08,119 --> 00:12:09,584 Uh, hey, guys. 268 00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:11,585 Uh, there's an old lady 269 00:12:11,587 --> 00:12:12,820 sitting in front of us 270 00:12:12,822 --> 00:12:14,689 wearing a crazy amount of perfume, 271 00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:17,892 and it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies. 272 00:12:17,894 --> 00:12:20,261 Um, you know, Betty, if you could just 273 00:12:20,263 --> 00:12:22,162 switch seats with him, that would be... 274 00:12:22,164 --> 00:12:23,300 He's allergic to perfume? 275 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,502 Yeah, yeah, because, um, it... 276 00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:28,103 It makes his eyes water, 277 00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:30,573 - and he can't really... - Peter has a perfume allergy? 278 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:31,739 Oh, uh... 279 00:12:31,741 --> 00:12:32,741 From experience, 280 00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:34,041 allergies are no joke. 281 00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:36,011 I can feel hives breaking out already. 282 00:12:36,013 --> 00:12:37,411 MJ, stand up. 283 00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:39,281 Ned, take MJ's spot. 284 00:12:39,283 --> 00:12:41,183 MJ, you take my spot. 285 00:12:41,185 --> 00:12:42,817 Peter, let's get you out of there. 286 00:12:42,819 --> 00:12:44,751 - MJ:{\fad(250,250)} Sorry. - HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} Zach, Sebastian, 287 00:12:44,753 --> 00:12:47,154 you take Ned and Peter's seats. 288 00:12:47,156 --> 00:12:49,656 Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention. 289 00:12:49,658 --> 00:12:51,291 Your safety is my responsibility. 290 00:12:51,293 --> 00:12:53,493 - And Mr. Dell's, but he's... - {\fad(250,250)}[SNORING] 291 00:12:53,495 --> 00:12:55,996 I got it for now. Let's go, Peter! 292 00:12:55,998 --> 00:12:57,834 Let's go! 293 00:13:04,139 --> 00:13:07,676 Yeah, I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle. 294 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:13,313 So did you wanna play Beast Slayer? 295 00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:15,482 Nope. 296 00:13:15,484 --> 00:13:17,952 Have you ever played any kind of PC game or...? 297 00:13:17,954 --> 00:13:20,387 - No. - Got it. Ahem. 298 00:13:20,389 --> 00:13:24,257 Did I tell you my wife pretended to Blip out? 299 00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:26,995 Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. 300 00:13:26,997 --> 00:13:28,562 We had a fake funeral for her... 301 00:13:28,564 --> 00:13:29,897 Well, the funeral was real 302 00:13:29,899 --> 00:13:31,596 because I thought she was dead. 303 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:32,932 Do you wanna see the video? 304 00:13:32,934 --> 00:13:34,600 Oh, I got a dual headphone adapter 305 00:13:34,602 --> 00:13:36,001 if you wanna watch a movie. 306 00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:38,505 Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious. 307 00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:40,438 Oh, you have a dual headphone adapter. 308 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,573 We can watch together. 309 00:13:41,575 --> 00:13:43,109 CAPTAIN:{\fad(250,250)} Good afternoon, 310 00:13:43,111 --> 00:13:44,845 this is your captain speaking. 311 00:13:44,847 --> 00:13:46,946 Our flight time today will be eight hours, 312 00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:49,048 49 minutes to Venice, Italy. 313 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:50,383 {\fad(250,250)}[BOTH LAUGHING] 314 00:13:50,385 --> 00:13:52,688 ♪ ♪ 315 00:13:55,824 --> 00:13:58,059 {\fad(250,250)}[WOMAN SINGING IN ITALIAN] 316 00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:03,098 Oh! Oh! 317 00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:07,869 {\fad(250,250)}[DINGS] 318 00:14:13,842 --> 00:14:14,742 {\fad(250,250)}[DINGS] 319 00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:48,275 {\fad(250,250)}[SNORING] 320 00:14:55,682 --> 00:14:58,050 Hey man, did you see Brad and MJ on the plane? 321 00:14:58,052 --> 00:15:00,752 They were watching movies and laughing the entire time. 322 00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:02,521 Dude, don't worry, okay? 323 00:15:02,523 --> 00:15:03,688 I'm sure that's nothing. 324 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:04,690 Hey, babe. 325 00:15:04,692 --> 00:15:05,955 Can you hold this for me? 326 00:15:05,957 --> 00:15:07,627 - Yeah, of course. - Thanks. 327 00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:11,262 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 328 00:15:11,264 --> 00:15:12,966 {\fad(250,250)}[BOTH CHUCKLE] 329 00:15:16,535 --> 00:15:17,602 What was that? 330 00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:19,536 Uh, well, 331 00:15:19,538 --> 00:15:22,040 we got to talking on the plane, and it turns out, 332 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:23,608 we have a lot in common. 333 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:26,243 So, uh, we're boyfriend and girlfriend now. 334 00:15:26,245 --> 00:15:29,113 Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe? 335 00:15:29,115 --> 00:15:31,882 Peter, those were the words of a boy. 336 00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:34,417 And that boy met a woman. 337 00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:37,253 A very strong and powerful woman. 338 00:15:37,255 --> 00:15:40,190 And now, that boy's a man. 339 00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:42,459 - BETTY:{\fad(250,250)} Babe? - Coming, babe. 340 00:15:42,461 --> 00:15:45,062 - {\fad(250,250)}[BEEPING] - {\fad(250,250)}[MAN SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 341 00:15:45,064 --> 00:15:46,132 {\fad(250,250)}[WHINES] 342 00:15:47,432 --> 00:15:49,566 There's nothing in there. I swear. 343 00:15:49,568 --> 00:15:51,804 ♪ ♪ 344 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,083 These, no. 345 00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:09,085 {\fad(250,250)}[WOMAN SINGING IN ITALIAN] 346 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:10,989 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 347 00:16:16,461 --> 00:16:18,661 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} Sorry. Sorry. 348 00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:20,930 - I'm here. - HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} Wait, wait, wait. 349 00:16:20,932 --> 00:16:23,099 - PETER:{\fad(250,250)} I'm here. - HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} Thank goodness. 350 00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:25,004 {\fad(250,250)}[ALL WHOOPING] 351 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:40,219 {\fad(250,250)}[CHEERING] 352 00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:58,634 HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} Looks like we're here. 353 00:16:58,636 --> 00:17:00,669 They're doing renovations to the place. 354 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,304 - Getting some upgrades. - JOSH:{\fad(250,250)} Oh, this is trash. 355 00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:04,906 - That must be the concierge. - Okay. 356 00:17:04,908 --> 00:17:06,641 BOY:{\fad(250,250)} Come on, man. 357 00:17:06,643 --> 00:17:09,178 HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} Everyone, here we are. 358 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,413 - {\fad(250,250)}[MEOWING] - Whoa! 359 00:17:11,415 --> 00:17:12,880 - BOY:{\fad(250,250)} Wow! - DELL:{\fad(250,250)} Come on in. 360 00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:14,516 This place is sinking. 361 00:17:14,518 --> 00:17:16,717 - You mean, "charming." - BETTY:{\fad(250,250)} It stinks. 362 00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:19,187 Okay, everybody, drop your bags off. 363 00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:22,056 We're gonna meet at the da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go! 364 00:17:22,058 --> 00:17:24,226 - ! Vámanos! - MJ:{\fad(250,250)} It's "andiamo." 365 00:17:24,228 --> 00:17:25,526 Andiamo! 366 00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:27,161 When in Rome, do as Romans do. 367 00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:29,230 When you're in Venice, your socks get wet. 368 00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:31,535 {\fad(250,250)}[WOMAN SINGING IN ITALIAN] 369 00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:37,237 What's up, Flash Mob? How you guys doing? 370 00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:38,872 I'm here in St. Marco Polo's... 371 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:40,042 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 372 00:17:41,077 --> 00:17:42,543 - This is so much fun. - Yeah? 373 00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:43,447 {\fad(250,250)}[BOTH CHUCKLE] 374 00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,453 {\fad(250,250)}[BEEPING] 375 00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:56,056 {\fad(250,250)}[SHUTTER CLICKS] 376 00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:57,427 Oh! 377 00:18:06,035 --> 00:18:08,369 Three, two, one... say pizza! 378 00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:10,705 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} Pizza! Pizza time! 379 00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:12,609 {\fad(250,250)}[PIGEONS COOING] 380 00:18:29,725 --> 00:18:31,891 - Buongiorno. - MAN:{\fad(250,250)} Buongiorno. 381 00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,392 Hi. Uh... 382 00:18:33,394 --> 00:18:34,961 I'm looking for a, uh... 383 00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:37,030 {\fad(250,250)}[SPEAKS ITALIAN] 384 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,935 ♪ ♪ 385 00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:47,541 It's perfect. 386 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,445 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 387 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:57,250 {\fad(250,250)}[SPEAKS ITALIAN] 388 00:18:57,252 --> 00:18:59,151 - What? - {\fad(250,250)}[MJ SPEAKS ITALIAN] 389 00:18:59,153 --> 00:19:00,454 The most perfect word. 390 00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:02,289 Italians created it, I discovered it. 391 00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,491 - What does it mean? - It means a million things. 392 00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:06,326 I don't know. Get out of my face. 393 00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:08,261 I don't know and get out of my face. 394 00:19:08,263 --> 00:19:11,030 It's the best thing Italy created, except for espresso. 395 00:19:11,032 --> 00:19:13,799 Oh, so you've been drinking espresso? 396 00:19:13,801 --> 00:19:16,668 Hey. German? American. 397 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:18,172 - A rose for you. - {\fad(250,250)}[SPEAKS ITALIAN] 398 00:19:19,774 --> 00:19:21,106 Whoa. 399 00:19:21,108 --> 00:19:22,674 "Boh" is my new superpower. 400 00:19:22,676 --> 00:19:25,379 It's like the anti- "aloha." I was born to say this word. 401 00:19:26,347 --> 00:19:27,780 So, what's in the bag? 402 00:19:27,782 --> 00:19:29,747 Oh, uh... 403 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:30,718 {\fad(250,250)}[SPEAKS ITALIAN] 404 00:19:31,652 --> 00:19:32,553 Nice. 405 00:19:34,421 --> 00:19:36,989 {\fad(250,250)}[WATER GURGLING] 406 00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:38,860 {\fad(250,250)}[GROWLING] 407 00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:41,862 MJ:{\fad(250,250)} Whoa, cool. 408 00:19:43,531 --> 00:19:45,966 {\fad(250,250)}[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 409 00:19:49,603 --> 00:19:51,837 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 410 00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:54,938 {\fad(250,250)}[GURGLING] 411 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:57,043 ♪ ♪ 412 00:19:58,712 --> 00:19:59,680 What was that? 413 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:13,526 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE SCREAMING] 414 00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:21,434 {\fad(250,250)}[BOTH SCREAMING] 415 00:20:22,903 --> 00:20:24,705 - Betty! You okay? - Yeah. 416 00:20:25,773 --> 00:20:27,338 - MAN:{\fad(250,250)} Oh, my God! - Come on. 417 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,708 BETTY:{\fad(250,250)} Guys, we gotta go! 418 00:20:30,676 --> 00:20:32,743 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 419 00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:34,078 - What is that? - I don't know. 420 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,012 - What'll you do? - My suit's in the hotel. 421 00:20:36,014 --> 00:20:37,548 - Why? - I'm on vacation, Ned! 422 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,549 Everyone will see my face. Get them out. 423 00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:40,454 Go! Just go! 424 00:20:42,654 --> 00:20:44,557 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE SCREAMING] 425 00:20:47,493 --> 00:20:49,262 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 426 00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:52,031 Get out of here. Go! 427 00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:55,902 Oh, my God. 428 00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:00,974 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CLAMORING] 429 00:21:03,975 --> 00:21:04,974 Come on. 430 00:21:04,976 --> 00:21:06,743 {\fad(250,250)}[BREATHES DEEPLY] 431 00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:07,647 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 432 00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,921 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE SCREAMING] 433 00:21:18,223 --> 00:21:19,125 Oh, no, you don't. 434 00:21:30,134 --> 00:21:32,404 You okay? Get out of here. Go! 435 00:21:34,305 --> 00:21:36,008 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 436 00:21:36,906 --> 00:21:37,975 {\fad(250,250)}[SPITS AND PANTS] 437 00:21:39,978 --> 00:21:41,144 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 438 00:21:41,146 --> 00:21:43,080 {\fad(250,250)}[RUMBLING] 439 00:21:48,985 --> 00:21:50,952 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE SCREAMING] 440 00:21:50,954 --> 00:21:52,857 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 441 00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:04,536 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 442 00:22:07,204 --> 00:22:09,471 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 443 00:22:09,473 --> 00:22:11,742 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 444 00:22:16,647 --> 00:22:18,415 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 445 00:22:23,487 --> 00:22:24,553 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} Excuse me, sir! 446 00:22:24,555 --> 00:22:26,354 I... I can help. Let me help. 447 00:22:26,356 --> 00:22:28,123 I'm really strong, and I'm sticky. 448 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,260 I need to lead it away from the canals. 449 00:22:55,719 --> 00:22:57,052 The da Vinci Museum. 450 00:22:57,054 --> 00:22:59,354 This is why we're here in Venice. 451 00:22:59,356 --> 00:23:00,954 Oh, this is it. 452 00:23:00,956 --> 00:23:02,190 It's closed. 453 00:23:02,192 --> 00:23:04,058 What do you mean? Till when? 454 00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:05,158 November. 455 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,727 You didn't check the website? 456 00:23:06,729 --> 00:23:07,931 Oh, that's a good idea. 457 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,469 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE SCREAMING] 458 00:23:20,175 --> 00:23:21,243 {\fad(250,250)}[MASK JINGLES] 459 00:23:23,246 --> 00:23:24,314 Oh, come on. 460 00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:30,616 DELL:{\fad(250,250)} Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here. 461 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:32,821 ♪ ♪ 462 00:23:39,595 --> 00:23:41,765 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 463 00:23:45,701 --> 00:23:47,604 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARING] 464 00:23:50,072 --> 00:23:50,974 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 465 00:23:59,748 --> 00:24:01,381 - {\fad(250,250)}[YELLS] - {\fad(250,250)}[BELL RINGS] 466 00:24:01,383 --> 00:24:02,948 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 467 00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:04,385 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 468 00:24:06,086 --> 00:24:07,989 - {\fad(250,250)}[BELL RINGS] - {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 469 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,491 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 470 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:15,363 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 471 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:22,304 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 472 00:24:27,441 --> 00:24:29,307 {\fad(250,250)}[YELLS] 473 00:24:29,309 --> 00:24:31,244 - Who is that guy? - I don't know, 474 00:24:31,246 --> 00:24:32,911 but he's kicking that water's ass. 475 00:24:32,913 --> 00:24:35,681 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 476 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,219 {\fad(250,250)}[YELLS] 477 00:24:43,157 --> 00:24:45,092 {\fad(250,250)}[YELLING] 478 00:24:56,769 --> 00:24:58,770 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHEERING] 479 00:24:58,772 --> 00:25:00,975 ♪ ♪ 480 00:25:04,009 --> 00:25:06,279 Yeah! Yeah! 481 00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:22,159 {\fad(250,250)}[REPORTER SPEAKING IN ITALIAN ON TV] 482 00:25:22,161 --> 00:25:23,695 It's aliens. It has to be. 483 00:25:23,697 --> 00:25:25,898 BuzzFeed says there's a sailor, Morris Bench, 484 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,565 who was exposed to an experimental 485 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,667 underwater generator and got hydro powers. 486 00:25:29,669 --> 00:25:31,235 You should definitely believe 487 00:25:31,237 --> 00:25:32,837 everything on the Internet. 488 00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:35,340 - Spider-Man could take him. - What do you think it is? 489 00:25:35,342 --> 00:25:37,174 {\fad(250,250)}[REPORTER SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 490 00:25:37,176 --> 00:25:39,379 You know, being a man of science... 491 00:25:40,679 --> 00:25:42,012 witches. 492 00:25:42,014 --> 00:25:43,981 No, no, no. We wanna stay. 493 00:25:43,983 --> 00:25:45,716 Good thing I packed your suit, huh? 494 00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:47,216 I can't believe you forgot it. 495 00:25:47,218 --> 00:25:48,651 Yeah. 496 00:25:48,653 --> 00:25:50,219 Who was that guy you were with? 497 00:25:50,221 --> 00:25:51,488 Was that Mr. Strange? 498 00:25:51,490 --> 00:25:54,390 Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange. 499 00:25:54,392 --> 00:25:56,126 And, no, I don't know who that was. 500 00:25:56,128 --> 00:25:57,494 It was a new guy. 501 00:25:57,496 --> 00:25:59,629 - I was trying to help him... - That's my lunch. 502 00:25:59,631 --> 00:26:00,864 Don't eat that one. 503 00:26:00,866 --> 00:26:01,864 Happy's there? 504 00:26:01,866 --> 00:26:04,001 Yeah, it's Happy. 505 00:26:04,003 --> 00:26:06,235 He's here. He came by to volunteer. 506 00:26:06,237 --> 00:26:08,505 And he's hanging around the office. 507 00:26:08,507 --> 00:26:11,007 - And he wants to say hi. - I don't want... Hi, Peter. 508 00:26:11,009 --> 00:26:12,444 Hey, Happy. 509 00:26:14,212 --> 00:26:18,080 Sorry, I'm working hard here. I gotta do a... A leaflet drop. 510 00:26:18,082 --> 00:26:20,416 - What are you...? - Glad you're having a good time. 511 00:26:20,418 --> 00:26:22,420 Don't worry, I'm taking care of your aunt. 512 00:26:25,355 --> 00:26:27,892 So how's the plan going? 513 00:26:30,062 --> 00:26:32,061 There's been setbacks, for sure. 514 00:26:32,063 --> 00:26:34,563 Trust your instincts, you'll be fine. 515 00:26:34,565 --> 00:26:37,400 I know. Love you. Bye. 516 00:26:37,402 --> 00:26:39,034 {\fad(250,250)}[REPORTER SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 517 00:26:39,036 --> 00:26:40,235 Who is that guy? 518 00:26:40,237 --> 00:26:42,138 He's Iron Man and Thor rolled into one. 519 00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:45,074 {\fad(250,250)}[SCOFFS] He's all right. He's no Spider-Man. 520 00:26:45,076 --> 00:26:46,911 What is it with you and Spider-Man? 521 00:26:48,111 --> 00:26:50,079 What? He's just awesome, okay? 522 00:26:50,081 --> 00:26:53,515 He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring. 523 00:26:53,517 --> 00:26:55,717 He inspires me to be a better man. 524 00:26:55,719 --> 00:26:58,120 What's up, dickwad? Thought you drowned. 525 00:26:58,122 --> 00:27:01,456 {\fad(250,250)}[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 526 00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:03,092 Sounds like his name's Mysterio. 527 00:27:03,094 --> 00:27:04,926 "L'uomo del misterio" 528 00:27:04,928 --> 00:27:07,128 is Italian for "man of mystery." 529 00:27:07,130 --> 00:27:08,696 They don't know who he is. 530 00:27:08,698 --> 00:27:10,234 Mysterio. 531 00:27:11,302 --> 00:27:12,570 BOTH:{\fad(250,250)} Cool name. 532 00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:15,137 BOTH:{\fad(250,250)} Babe. 533 00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:17,172 So how much of that did you actually see? 534 00:27:17,174 --> 00:27:19,241 Not much. I was running. 535 00:27:19,243 --> 00:27:22,144 Right. Me too. I was also running... 536 00:27:22,146 --> 00:27:23,281 away. 537 00:27:25,315 --> 00:27:27,515 So Paris tomorrow. 538 00:27:27,517 --> 00:27:30,252 Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great. 539 00:27:30,254 --> 00:27:33,187 Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna 540 00:27:33,189 --> 00:27:34,923 to create an army of the insane. 541 00:27:34,925 --> 00:27:36,323 Oh. 542 00:27:36,325 --> 00:27:37,326 It's my favorite 543 00:27:37,328 --> 00:27:38,527 destination on the trip. 544 00:27:38,529 --> 00:27:40,231 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 545 00:27:41,832 --> 00:27:44,198 What are you gonna do about the water monster? 546 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,135 Nothing. It's dead. 547 00:27:46,137 --> 00:27:48,569 Besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it. 548 00:27:48,571 --> 00:27:50,438 Look, I just wanna spend time with MJ. 549 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,440 We were talking about Paris, and I think she really likes me. 550 00:27:53,442 --> 00:27:54,776 That's nice. 551 00:27:54,778 --> 00:27:56,978 Reminds me of when Betty and I fell in love. 552 00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:59,182 I had just finished my fruit cobbler, and... 553 00:28:03,319 --> 00:28:08,191 You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man. 554 00:28:11,293 --> 00:28:13,193 You're Nick Fury. 555 00:28:13,195 --> 00:28:14,762 And you just shot Ned. 556 00:28:14,764 --> 00:28:16,263 FURY:{\fad(250,250)} It's a mild tranquilizer. 557 00:28:16,265 --> 00:28:17,263 He'll be all right. 558 00:28:17,265 --> 00:28:20,401 So good to finally meet you. 559 00:28:20,403 --> 00:28:22,068 I saw you at the funeral, 560 00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:24,838 I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers. 561 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,875 No, that would've been inappropriate. 562 00:28:26,877 --> 00:28:29,010 - That's what I just said. - Right. 563 00:28:29,012 --> 00:28:31,479 The important thing is, you're here. 564 00:28:31,481 --> 00:28:32,880 I tried to bring you here. 565 00:28:32,882 --> 00:28:35,849 You avoided me, and now you're here. 566 00:28:35,851 --> 00:28:37,652 What a coincidence. 567 00:28:37,654 --> 00:28:39,886 Wait. Was this a coincidence? 568 00:28:39,888 --> 00:28:43,256 I used to know everything. 569 00:28:43,258 --> 00:28:45,092 Then I come back five years later, 570 00:28:45,094 --> 00:28:47,026 and now I know nothing. 571 00:28:47,028 --> 00:28:49,828 No intel, no team. 572 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:52,132 And a high school kid 573 00:28:52,134 --> 00:28:55,167 is dodging my calls. 574 00:28:55,169 --> 00:28:56,738 Here's what I do know: 575 00:28:57,705 --> 00:28:59,538 {\fad(250,250)}[POWERS UP] 576 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:04,711 A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone. 577 00:29:04,713 --> 00:29:08,214 Witnesses say that cyclone had a face. 578 00:29:08,216 --> 00:29:09,918 {\fad(250,250)}[NED SNORING] 579 00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:16,556 Three days later, a similar event in Morocco. 580 00:29:16,558 --> 00:29:18,194 - A village was... - {\fad(250,250)}[KNOCKING] 581 00:29:19,427 --> 00:29:20,727 Just making the rounds. 582 00:29:20,729 --> 00:29:22,529 See if anyone needs any counseling 583 00:29:22,531 --> 00:29:24,196 after today's traumatic events. 584 00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:26,798 No, we'll be okay. We're fine. Thank you. 585 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,368 Great because I'm... I'm not qualified to actually... 586 00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:31,769 Oh, he's passed out. 587 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:34,842 I'm not qualified to do it anyway, so good night. 588 00:29:36,711 --> 00:29:38,743 That was my teacher. Sorry about that. 589 00:29:38,745 --> 00:29:39,979 You were saying? 590 00:29:39,981 --> 00:29:41,480 A village was destroyed by what 591 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:43,415 may well be another world-threatening... 592 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:44,816 BETTY:{\fad(250,250)} Babe, you still awake? 593 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:46,652 You're not answering any of my texts. 594 00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:48,420 Um, he's asleep, Betty. 595 00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:49,887 BETTY:{\fad(250,250)} Oh, already? 596 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,723 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - BETTY:{\fad(250,250)} Okay. 597 00:29:51,725 --> 00:29:53,592 That's why it's imperative... 598 00:29:53,594 --> 00:29:55,961 DELL:{\fad(250,250)} Hey, boys. So that canal water today 599 00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:58,131 was filled with dangerous bacteria... 600 00:29:58,133 --> 00:29:59,932 Another person touches that door, 601 00:29:59,934 --> 00:30:01,967 we are going to attend another funeral. 602 00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:03,602 - Suit up. - DELL:{\fad(250,250)} Let me know if 603 00:30:03,604 --> 00:30:05,104 either of you develop vomiting. 604 00:30:05,106 --> 00:30:07,008 ♪ ♪ 605 00:30:08,709 --> 00:30:10,776 Stark left these for you. 606 00:30:10,778 --> 00:30:12,447 Really? 607 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:27,825 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." 608 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:29,492 Stark said you wouldn't get that 609 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,996 because it's not a Star Wars reference. 610 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,200 {\fad(250,250)}[SCOFFS] 611 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:37,302 You can lose the mask. 612 00:30:37,304 --> 00:30:39,171 Everyone here has seen you without it. 613 00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:40,837 You'd only be feigning anonymity 614 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,910 and breathing through spandex for no good reason. 615 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,645 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 616 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,016 Come on. 617 00:30:50,717 --> 00:30:52,019 Yeah. 618 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,390 Over there, we have Maria Hill. 619 00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:01,991 - That is Dimitri. - {\fad(250,250)}[GUN COCKS] 620 00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:05,463 And this is Mr. Beck. 621 00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:08,832 Mysterio? 622 00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:10,001 What? 623 00:31:12,335 --> 00:31:13,102 Doesn't matter. It's what my friends 624 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:14,304 have been calling you. 625 00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:17,643 Well, you can call me Quentin. 626 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:22,012 You handled yourself well out there today. 627 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,680 I saw what you did with the tower. 628 00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,748 We could use someone like you on my world. 629 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,484 Thanks. 630 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:28,986 I'm sorry. Your world? 631 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:31,755 Mr. Beck is from Earth. 632 00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:33,323 Just not yours. 633 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:35,191 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} There are multiple realities. 634 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:38,394 This is Earth Dimension 616. I'm from Earth 833. 635 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,597 I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse? 636 00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:43,566 'Cause I thought that was theoretical. 637 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,567 That changes how we understand the initial singularity. 638 00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:47,938 We're talking about an eternal inflation system. 639 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,274 How does that even work with all the quantum...? 640 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:51,244 It's insane. 641 00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:56,812 S-sorry. It's really cool. 642 00:31:56,814 --> 00:32:00,483 Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room. 643 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:03,084 - {\fad(250,250)}[SCOFFS] - Anyway... 644 00:32:03,086 --> 00:32:05,187 ♪ ♪ 645 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:08,224 They were born in stable orbits within black holes. 646 00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:10,493 Creatures formed from the primary elements: 647 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:13,095 Air, water, fire, earth. 648 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,731 The Science Division had a technical name. 649 00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:17,900 We just called them Elementals. 650 00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:20,401 Versions of them exist across our mythologies. 651 00:32:20,403 --> 00:32:22,271 Turns out, the myths are real. 652 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:24,171 Like Thor. 653 00:32:24,173 --> 00:32:27,310 Thor was a myth, now I study him in my physics class. 654 00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:29,811 These myths are threats. 655 00:32:29,813 --> 00:32:32,581 They first materialized on my Earth many years ago. 656 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:34,048 We mobilized and fought them, 657 00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:36,651 but with each battle, they grew, got stronger. 658 00:32:36,653 --> 00:32:39,721 I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them. 659 00:32:39,723 --> 00:32:41,989 All we did was delay the inevitable. 660 00:32:41,991 --> 00:32:45,158 The Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates. 661 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,628 Our satellites confirm it. 662 00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:49,430 So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. 663 00:32:49,432 --> 00:32:51,264 There's only one left: fire. 664 00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:53,635 The strongest of them all. 665 00:32:53,637 --> 00:32:55,139 The one that destroyed my Earth. 666 00:32:57,307 --> 00:32:59,207 It's the one that took my family. 667 00:32:59,209 --> 00:33:01,111 ♪ ♪ 668 00:33:02,478 --> 00:33:04,111 I'm sorry. 669 00:33:04,113 --> 00:33:06,648 And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours. 670 00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:09,551 We have one mission: kill it. 671 00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:10,787 And you're coming with us. 672 00:33:12,655 --> 00:33:15,556 I'm sorry, did you say Prague? Heh. 673 00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,658 Mr. Fury, this all seems like bigtime, 674 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:20,393 you know, huge superhero kind of stuff. 675 00:33:20,395 --> 00:33:23,965 And, I mean, I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir. 676 00:33:23,967 --> 00:33:25,832 Bitch, please. You've been to space. 677 00:33:25,834 --> 00:33:27,467 I know, but that was an accident. 678 00:33:27,469 --> 00:33:29,471 There's gotta be someone else you can use. 679 00:33:30,671 --> 00:33:32,539 - What about Thor? - Off-world. 680 00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:34,340 Okay, um, Doctor Strange. 681 00:33:34,342 --> 00:33:35,975 - Unavailable. - Captain Marvel. 682 00:33:35,977 --> 00:33:37,476 Don't invoke her name. 683 00:33:37,478 --> 00:33:39,311 Sir, look, I really wanna help. I do. 684 00:33:39,313 --> 00:33:42,182 If my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she'll kill me. 685 00:33:42,184 --> 00:33:44,784 If I'm seen in Europe after the Washington Monument, 686 00:33:44,786 --> 00:33:46,986 my class will figure out who I am, and then... 687 00:33:46,988 --> 00:33:48,722 Then the whole world will figure out 688 00:33:48,724 --> 00:33:50,525 who I am, then I'm done. 689 00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,493 Okay. 690 00:33:52,495 --> 00:33:53,862 I understand. 691 00:33:54,796 --> 00:33:56,463 I'm sorry, what? 692 00:33:56,465 --> 00:33:59,232 Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you 693 00:33:59,234 --> 00:34:01,802 and become suspicious. 694 00:34:01,804 --> 00:34:03,303 Dimitri. 695 00:34:03,305 --> 00:34:05,638 Take him back to the hotel, please. 696 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,639 Yes. 697 00:34:06,641 --> 00:34:08,708 Thank you, Mr. Fury. 698 00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:10,776 And, uh, good luck. 699 00:34:10,778 --> 00:34:12,613 ♪ ♪ 700 00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:14,213 See you, kid. 701 00:34:14,215 --> 00:34:15,884 Yeah, see you. 702 00:34:17,351 --> 00:34:19,721 - Bye, ma'am. - MARIA:{\fad(250,250)} Yeah. 703 00:34:24,359 --> 00:34:25,824 Okay, drink lots of water. 704 00:34:25,826 --> 00:34:27,726 I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill. 705 00:34:27,728 --> 00:34:30,695 - You cannot get sick, okay? - Okay. Thanks, baby. 706 00:34:30,697 --> 00:34:32,565 Hey, man, are you sure you're good? 707 00:34:32,567 --> 00:34:34,099 Oh, dude, I'm fine. 708 00:34:34,101 --> 00:34:35,601 - Okay. Nice. - Don't worry. 709 00:34:35,603 --> 00:34:38,203 Seriously, getting tranq'd in the neck by Nick Fury, 710 00:34:38,205 --> 00:34:40,572 probably the coolest thing to ever happen to me. 711 00:34:40,574 --> 00:34:41,940 - It is pretty awesome. - Yeah. 712 00:34:41,942 --> 00:34:43,875 I'm happy I don't have to go to Prague. 713 00:34:43,877 --> 00:34:45,177 - Seriously. - Good news. 714 00:34:45,179 --> 00:34:47,712 We're going to Prague. Huh? 715 00:34:47,714 --> 00:34:49,281 - What? - Prague? 716 00:34:49,283 --> 00:34:51,717 Yeah. Tour company called. They upgraded us. 717 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,953 You should've heard me on the phone with them. 718 00:34:53,955 --> 00:34:55,420 I really gave them hell. 719 00:34:55,422 --> 00:34:56,889 All I heard was crying. 720 00:34:56,891 --> 00:34:58,391 Look at our upgraded ride. Huh? 721 00:34:58,393 --> 00:34:59,590 Whoa, bro, you see that? 722 00:34:59,592 --> 00:35:00,860 It's pretty sick. 723 00:35:00,862 --> 00:35:02,828 I'm impressed, Mr. Harrington. 724 00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,495 Oh, come on. 725 00:35:04,497 --> 00:35:07,999 Peter, what...? What's going on? 726 00:35:08,001 --> 00:35:11,435 I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation. 727 00:35:11,437 --> 00:35:14,872 I'm, uh, Mr. Harrington to the kids... 728 00:35:14,874 --> 00:35:16,607 - BOY:{\fad(250,250)} Oh, all right. - Okay. 729 00:35:16,609 --> 00:35:17,812 Awesome. 730 00:35:19,012 --> 00:35:21,412 Yeah. Awesome. 731 00:35:21,414 --> 00:35:23,316 ♪ ♪ 732 00:35:26,854 --> 00:35:28,756 {\fad(250,250)}[WOMAN SINGING IN SLOVAK] 733 00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:46,470 Yo, what's up, Flash Mob? It's your boy, the Big F, 734 00:35:46,472 --> 00:35:49,275 cruising through the Alps with my private driver, Dimitri. 735 00:36:03,089 --> 00:36:04,991 ♪ ♪ 736 00:36:10,730 --> 00:36:13,563 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. 737 00:36:13,565 --> 00:36:15,168 Say EDITH." 738 00:36:17,136 --> 00:36:20,471 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Stand by for retinal and biometric scan. 739 00:36:20,473 --> 00:36:22,639 Retinal and biometric scan accepted. 740 00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:24,974 - Hello? - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Hello, Peter. 741 00:36:24,976 --> 00:36:26,943 I am EDITH, Tony Stark's 742 00:36:26,945 --> 00:36:30,146 augmented-reality security and defense system. 743 00:36:30,148 --> 00:36:32,949 - So he made you for me? - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} No. But you have access 744 00:36:32,951 --> 00:36:35,152 - to all of Tony's protocols. - Cool. 745 00:36:35,154 --> 00:36:37,221 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Would you like to see what I can do? 746 00:36:37,223 --> 00:36:39,157 ♪ ♪ 747 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,629 EDITH stands for "Even dead, I'm the hero." 748 00:36:46,631 --> 00:36:48,196 Tony loved his acronyms. 749 00:36:48,198 --> 00:36:50,834 - {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] Yeah, he did. - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} I have access to 750 00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:53,069 the entire Stark Global Security network, 751 00:36:53,071 --> 00:36:55,138 including multiple defense satellites, 752 00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:56,705 as well as back doors 753 00:36:56,707 --> 00:36:58,577 to all major telecommunication networks. 754 00:36:59,544 --> 00:37:00,579 Whoa. 755 00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:06,718 Is MJ texting? 756 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:11,453 No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. 757 00:37:11,455 --> 00:37:13,522 That's wrong. That's wrong. 758 00:37:13,524 --> 00:37:15,359 {\fad(250,250)}[PHONES CHIME] 759 00:37:26,305 --> 00:37:28,204 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 760 00:37:31,141 --> 00:37:33,507 Petrol and toilets. Ten minutes! 761 00:37:33,509 --> 00:37:35,677 Flash Mob, this is what we doing out here... 762 00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:38,045 Toilet, toilet, toilet. Which way to the toilet? 763 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,746 Ten minutes, everyone. 764 00:37:39,748 --> 00:37:42,886 Dimitri, where exactly are we? 765 00:37:45,021 --> 00:37:46,253 Okay. I'll figure it out. 766 00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:47,554 Oh, my gosh, it's so sick. 767 00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:49,757 It's beautiful. 768 00:37:49,759 --> 00:37:51,061 What? 769 00:37:52,695 --> 00:37:54,598 ♪ ♪ 770 00:38:03,806 --> 00:38:05,039 Hello. 771 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:06,277 Close the door. 772 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:12,246 Um... 773 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:13,615 I'm Peter Parker. 774 00:38:13,617 --> 00:38:15,453 Take off your clothes. 775 00:38:16,886 --> 00:38:18,218 - Excuse me? - You told Fury 776 00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:20,687 Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. 777 00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:22,658 So I made you this, another suit. 778 00:38:24,058 --> 00:38:26,794 Oh, uh, thank you. 779 00:38:26,796 --> 00:38:29,029 I'm sure it fits fine. I don't need to try... 780 00:38:29,031 --> 00:38:31,468 - Take off your clothes. - Okay. 781 00:38:33,069 --> 00:38:34,471 Sure. 782 00:38:36,104 --> 00:38:38,205 - It's a little embarrassing. - Now. Hurry up. 783 00:38:38,207 --> 00:38:41,176 This is weird. Heh. 784 00:38:43,245 --> 00:38:44,777 No, no, no. Don't... 785 00:38:44,779 --> 00:38:46,015 Whoa. 786 00:38:46,982 --> 00:38:48,281 Uh... 787 00:38:48,283 --> 00:38:50,317 Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom. 788 00:38:50,319 --> 00:38:51,919 This is not what it looks like. 789 00:38:51,921 --> 00:38:53,286 - Just... - Yeah. 790 00:38:53,288 --> 00:38:55,323 - What are you doing? - I'll leave you alone. 791 00:38:55,325 --> 00:38:57,091 Oh, my God. Don't shoot anybody. 792 00:38:57,093 --> 00:38:59,192 Brad? It's not what it looks like, buddy. 793 00:38:59,194 --> 00:39:01,194 - Hey, man, look, that's... - Look, Peter, 794 00:39:01,196 --> 00:39:03,462 I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. 795 00:39:03,464 --> 00:39:06,164 If you want to hook up with some random European chick, 796 00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:08,135 - that's on you. - That's not what that was. 797 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:10,101 I can't pretend I didn't see what I saw. 798 00:39:10,103 --> 00:39:12,572 I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. 799 00:39:12,574 --> 00:39:14,740 - But I like her too. - Wait a minute. Hey, hey. 800 00:39:14,742 --> 00:39:16,776 You cannot show her that photo, dude. 801 00:39:16,778 --> 00:39:18,644 I'm sorry, man. I have to. 802 00:39:18,646 --> 00:39:20,947 She deserves the truth. 803 00:39:20,949 --> 00:39:23,517 Okay, put your one foot in front of the other, 804 00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:25,450 and, everybody, back on the bus. 805 00:39:25,452 --> 00:39:27,456 HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} It's been 10 minutes. Let's go! 806 00:39:28,923 --> 00:39:32,157 {\fad(250,250)}[STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 807 00:39:32,159 --> 00:39:34,659 FLASH:{\fad(250,250)} What's up, Flash Mob? It's your boy, Big F... 808 00:39:34,661 --> 00:39:36,429 - EDITH? - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Hello, Peter. 809 00:39:36,431 --> 00:39:38,430 - How can I help you? - Hey. There's this guy 810 00:39:38,432 --> 00:39:40,432 in my class who's gonna ruin everything... 811 00:39:40,434 --> 00:39:42,767 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Peter, I'm having difficulty hearing you. 812 00:39:42,769 --> 00:39:44,204 Can you please speak up? 813 00:39:44,206 --> 00:39:46,706 Um, Brad Davis. He has a photo of me. 814 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:48,842 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Brad Davis. Is he a target? 815 00:39:48,844 --> 00:39:50,179 Is Brad a target? Um... 816 00:39:55,381 --> 00:39:57,549 Yeah. He's a target. He's a target. 817 00:39:57,551 --> 00:39:59,150 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Copy that. 818 00:39:59,152 --> 00:40:01,853 Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike. 819 00:40:01,855 --> 00:40:03,221 Initiating what, now? 820 00:40:03,223 --> 00:40:04,922 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Intercept point determined. 821 00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:06,491 - Releasing kill vehicle. - EDITH. 822 00:40:06,493 --> 00:40:08,395 ♪ ♪ 823 00:40:30,049 --> 00:40:32,083 - Oh, my God. - Dope glasses, Parker. 824 00:40:32,085 --> 00:40:34,419 - How'd you pay for these? - Flash, give them back. 825 00:40:34,421 --> 00:40:37,589 - I'm paying you a compliment. - Please give me... 826 00:40:37,591 --> 00:40:38,793 I'm so sorry. 827 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,358 EDITH, don't kill Brad. 828 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,861 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Do you want me to cancel 829 00:40:43,863 --> 00:40:45,361 the drone strike on Brad Davis? 830 00:40:45,363 --> 00:40:46,764 - Did you just punch Flash? - No. 831 00:40:46,766 --> 00:40:47,666 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Firing. 832 00:40:50,637 --> 00:40:52,302 Oh, look out! 833 00:40:52,304 --> 00:40:54,437 {\fad(250,250)}[TIRES SCREECHING] 834 00:40:54,439 --> 00:40:55,907 {\fad(250,250)}[STUDENTS EXCLAIMING] 835 00:40:55,909 --> 00:40:57,541 Hey, this is not the autobahn! 836 00:40:57,543 --> 00:40:59,108 - EDITH. - DELL:{\fad(250,250)} Harrington! 837 00:40:59,110 --> 00:41:01,413 - Is this the autobahn? - HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} Appears to be. 838 00:41:03,048 --> 00:41:04,715 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Commencing second strike. 839 00:41:04,717 --> 00:41:06,617 Peter. Plant your fanny and buckle up. 840 00:41:06,619 --> 00:41:08,218 Look at the baby mountain goats! 841 00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:10,921 - Baby mountain goats? - DELL:{\fad(250,250)} Ooh, I see them. 842 00:41:10,923 --> 00:41:13,994 ♪ ♪ 843 00:41:24,436 --> 00:41:26,738 I don't see any mountain goats. 844 00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:28,270 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] You missed them. 845 00:41:28,272 --> 00:41:30,773 I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter... 846 00:41:30,775 --> 00:41:32,208 What? 847 00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:34,777 ...but your new look, I love it. 848 00:41:34,779 --> 00:41:36,779 - Right, babe? - Thanks. 849 00:41:36,781 --> 00:41:39,750 NED:{\fad(250,250)} Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, very European. 850 00:41:39,752 --> 00:41:40,882 Oh, man. 851 00:41:40,884 --> 00:41:42,118 {\fad(250,250)}[EXHALES HEAVILY] 852 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,087 Let's try that again. 853 00:41:44,089 --> 00:41:47,456 BRAD:{\fad(250,250)} Uh, this is so weird. It was right here on my phone. 854 00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:50,495 - I-I... - Yeah. Weird. 855 00:41:53,998 --> 00:41:55,931 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 856 00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:57,333 Ow. 857 00:41:57,335 --> 00:41:59,237 {\fad(250,250)}[MAN SINGING IN CZECH] 858 00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,507 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 859 00:42:17,019 --> 00:42:19,521 {\fad(250,250)}[PIANO PLAYING] 860 00:42:19,523 --> 00:42:22,457 - BOY:{\fad(250,250)} Whoa, freaking beautiful. - GIRL:{\fad(250,250)} This is amazing. 861 00:42:22,459 --> 00:42:24,961 Wow, this place is so classy. 862 00:42:24,963 --> 00:42:26,528 Yeah, so why are we here? 863 00:42:26,530 --> 00:42:28,330 Speak for yourself. 864 00:42:28,332 --> 00:42:29,964 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] I'm home. 865 00:42:29,966 --> 00:42:31,633 What can I say? 866 00:42:31,635 --> 00:42:33,968 The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease. 867 00:42:33,970 --> 00:42:37,673 Everyone get settled in, rest up because tonight, big surprise, 868 00:42:37,675 --> 00:42:40,274 - is Prague's annual... - {\fad(250,250)}[PHONE BUZZES] 869 00:42:40,276 --> 00:42:41,876 - ...Carnival of Lights. - BOY:{\fad(250,250)} Yeah! 870 00:42:41,878 --> 00:42:43,479 - Hello? - MARIA:{\fad(250,250)} Parker, it's Hill. 871 00:42:43,481 --> 00:42:45,180 There's an earpiece with your suit. 872 00:42:45,182 --> 00:42:47,182 Put it on and await further instructions. 873 00:42:47,184 --> 00:42:48,517 - Understood? - Uh, yes, ma'am. 874 00:42:48,519 --> 00:42:49,885 - MARIA:{\fad(250,250)} Yeah. - Hey, man. 875 00:42:49,887 --> 00:42:52,220 - Hey. - Look, I am so sorry 876 00:42:52,222 --> 00:42:54,856 if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship. 877 00:42:54,858 --> 00:42:56,425 I'm still your guy in the chair. 878 00:42:56,427 --> 00:42:58,426 No, it's all good. Don't worry about it. 879 00:42:58,428 --> 00:43:01,062 - Okay. Great, great. - It's fine. 880 00:43:01,064 --> 00:43:03,497 So, what's the status on the Elemental thing? 881 00:43:03,499 --> 00:43:06,032 - Where's it gonna happen? - Uh, here in the city. 882 00:43:06,034 --> 00:43:08,436 - Peter, we're here. - I know, I know. It's not good. 883 00:43:08,438 --> 00:43:09,837 It's... I'm figuring it out. 884 00:43:09,839 --> 00:43:11,905 You have to do something, Peter, please. 885 00:43:11,907 --> 00:43:13,273 We're all counting on you. 886 00:43:13,275 --> 00:43:15,242 - Ned. - Yeah. Yeah, babe. 887 00:43:15,244 --> 00:43:18,079 HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} The good news is, we've all got our own rooms. 888 00:43:18,081 --> 00:43:19,880 - BOY:{\fad(250,250)} It's about time. - GIRL:{\fad(250,250)} Serious? 889 00:43:19,882 --> 00:43:22,382 - FURY:{\fad(250,250)} Parker? Parker! - Yes, sir. 890 00:43:22,384 --> 00:43:24,751 That thing is going to be here in a few hours. 891 00:43:24,753 --> 00:43:26,719 - Are we boring you? - He's not bored. 892 00:43:26,721 --> 00:43:28,822 He's thinking about how you kidnapped him. 893 00:43:28,824 --> 00:43:30,424 He had obstacles. 894 00:43:30,426 --> 00:43:32,393 I removed them. 895 00:43:32,395 --> 00:43:34,328 They still won't evacuate the city. 896 00:43:34,330 --> 00:43:36,998 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] Idiots. 897 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,866 So, what's the plan, Parker? 898 00:43:38,868 --> 00:43:41,369 I will be in the cathedral tower, 899 00:43:41,371 --> 00:43:43,070 keeping watch for the fire monster. 900 00:43:43,072 --> 00:43:45,672 When that shows up, I will radio you guys, 901 00:43:45,674 --> 00:43:49,111 - and then Mr. Beck and I will... - My name is Mysterio. 902 00:43:50,547 --> 00:43:51,877 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 903 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:54,379 That's when Mysterio and I will move in. 904 00:43:54,381 --> 00:43:55,781 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} Peter, listen to me. 905 00:43:55,783 --> 00:43:58,452 The best hope you have, the only hope, 906 00:43:58,454 --> 00:44:01,988 is to stop it here now, no matter what the cost. 907 00:44:01,990 --> 00:44:04,124 Maneuver it away from civilians if you can, 908 00:44:04,126 --> 00:44:07,093 but most important, keep it away from metal. 909 00:44:07,095 --> 00:44:09,062 If it gets too big, it'll be able to 910 00:44:09,064 --> 00:44:10,731 draw power from the Earth's core. 911 00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:13,970 After that, there's no way to stop it. 912 00:44:17,772 --> 00:44:19,439 Hey, my friends are here. 913 00:44:19,441 --> 00:44:22,008 I can't help but think we're putting them in danger. 914 00:44:22,010 --> 00:44:25,211 You're worried about us hurting your friends? 915 00:44:25,213 --> 00:44:30,316 You, who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus? 916 00:44:30,318 --> 00:44:33,752 Stark gave you a multibillion-dollar 917 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:36,089 A.R. tactical intelligence system, 918 00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:37,758 and the first thing you do with it 919 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,325 is try and blow up your friends. 920 00:44:39,327 --> 00:44:44,299 It's clear to me that you were not ready for this. 921 00:44:45,498 --> 00:44:47,434 ♪ ♪ 922 00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:53,338 Fury asked me to come up here and see how you were doing. 923 00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:55,507 He just... He felt bad about snapping at you. 924 00:44:55,509 --> 00:44:56,974 Really? 925 00:44:56,976 --> 00:44:59,545 You guys do have sarcasm on this Earth, right? 926 00:44:59,547 --> 00:45:01,045 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 927 00:45:01,047 --> 00:45:02,316 How you feeling? 928 00:45:04,717 --> 00:45:07,019 Uh... 929 00:45:07,021 --> 00:45:10,389 I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer. 930 00:45:10,391 --> 00:45:12,993 I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just... 931 00:45:14,728 --> 00:45:18,230 I had this plan with this girl that I really like... 932 00:45:18,232 --> 00:45:21,069 and now it's all ruined. 933 00:45:27,874 --> 00:45:30,877 You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid. 934 00:45:32,444 --> 00:45:33,944 It's a hard path. 935 00:45:33,946 --> 00:45:36,314 You see things. You do things. 936 00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:37,584 You make choices. 937 00:45:38,952 --> 00:45:40,520 People look up to you... 938 00:45:42,221 --> 00:45:44,591 and even if you win a battle, sometimes they die. 939 00:45:45,859 --> 00:45:47,694 I like you, Peter. You're a good kid. 940 00:45:49,461 --> 00:45:53,064 There's a part of me that wants me to tell you, just... 941 00:45:53,066 --> 00:45:54,998 turn around, run away from all this. 942 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,667 Then there's another part of me 943 00:45:56,669 --> 00:45:58,870 that knows what we're about to fight, 944 00:45:58,872 --> 00:46:02,276 what's at stake, and I'm glad you're here. 945 00:46:03,544 --> 00:46:04,843 Me too. 946 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:07,210 But you're worried about your friends. 947 00:46:07,212 --> 00:46:09,080 Yeah. 948 00:46:09,082 --> 00:46:12,017 Just always feel like I'm putting them in danger. 949 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,618 Look, just get them inside 950 00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:17,119 and keep them in a safe place for just a few hours. 951 00:46:17,121 --> 00:46:18,156 They'll be all right. 952 00:46:19,925 --> 00:46:22,726 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to 953 00:46:22,728 --> 00:46:24,664 about superhero stuff, you know? 954 00:46:26,298 --> 00:46:27,731 Anytime. 955 00:46:27,733 --> 00:46:30,400 And, hey, we survive this, 956 00:46:30,402 --> 00:46:32,434 you'll have all summer to kill Brad. 957 00:46:32,436 --> 00:46:33,371 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 958 00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:37,440 See you out there. 959 00:46:37,442 --> 00:46:38,376 All right. 960 00:46:39,344 --> 00:46:41,246 ♪ ♪ 961 00:46:42,681 --> 00:46:43,713 Scusi. 962 00:46:43,715 --> 00:46:46,682 Sorry, that's Italian. 963 00:46:46,684 --> 00:46:48,517 {\fad(250,250)}[MUTTERS] 964 00:46:48,519 --> 00:46:51,854 Okay. EDITH? Oh, come on. 965 00:46:51,856 --> 00:46:53,724 - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Hello, Peter. - Hey, uh... 966 00:46:53,726 --> 00:46:56,592 I need a way to keep my friends inside the next few hours. 967 00:46:56,594 --> 00:46:58,260 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Let's see what we can do. 968 00:46:58,262 --> 00:46:59,996 Good news. 969 00:46:59,998 --> 00:47:01,664 We're going to the opera! 970 00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:03,333 - You're kidding me. - The opera? 971 00:47:03,335 --> 00:47:04,500 Don't look at me. 972 00:47:04,502 --> 00:47:06,002 What happened to the carnival? 973 00:47:06,004 --> 00:47:07,736 This is upgrade living, guys. 974 00:47:07,738 --> 00:47:11,574 Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets. 975 00:47:11,576 --> 00:47:14,609 For free! Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost? 976 00:47:14,611 --> 00:47:19,080 No, because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera, ever. 977 00:47:19,082 --> 00:47:22,116 Uh, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us. 978 00:47:22,118 --> 00:47:23,685 Thank you, Ned. 979 00:47:23,687 --> 00:47:26,788 Everyone, this is gonna be, maybe, 980 00:47:26,790 --> 00:47:29,658 the best four hours of our whole trip. 981 00:47:29,660 --> 00:47:31,160 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} Four hours? 982 00:47:31,162 --> 00:47:33,763 Guys, I think this is gonna be fun. Seriously. 983 00:47:33,765 --> 00:47:35,964 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 984 00:47:35,966 --> 00:47:39,268 I bet now you're all happy I had you pack a nice outfit. 985 00:47:39,270 --> 00:47:41,937 Yeah, because we'd much rather go to a four-hour opera 986 00:47:41,939 --> 00:47:44,006 instead of the biggest party in the world. 987 00:47:44,008 --> 00:47:46,609 Again, don't look at me. 988 00:47:46,611 --> 00:47:48,444 MARIA:{\fad(250,250)} {\fad(250,250)}[ON COMM] Parker, do you copy? 989 00:47:48,446 --> 00:47:49,714 Comm check, one, two. 990 00:47:51,847 --> 00:47:54,081 HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} Okay, here we are. 991 00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:55,784 Beat the rush. 992 00:47:55,786 --> 00:47:57,419 Yeah, the rush out. 993 00:47:57,421 --> 00:48:00,624 Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house. 994 00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:02,726 DELL:{\fad(250,250)} Let's go. 995 00:48:04,461 --> 00:48:06,229 Hey. I'll save you a seat. 996 00:48:09,132 --> 00:48:11,034 {\fad(250,250)}[ORCHESTRA TUNING] 997 00:48:13,704 --> 00:48:15,070 You look really pretty. 998 00:48:15,072 --> 00:48:16,903 And therefore, I have value? 999 00:48:16,905 --> 00:48:19,874 No. No, that's not what I meant at all. I was just... 1000 00:48:19,876 --> 00:48:21,341 I'm messing with you. 1001 00:48:21,343 --> 00:48:22,477 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 1002 00:48:22,479 --> 00:48:24,378 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1003 00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:27,414 - You look pretty too. - Thank you. 1004 00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:30,017 - Oh, my gosh! Opera glasses! - So cute. 1005 00:48:30,019 --> 00:48:31,852 - Can I...? - Yeah. 1006 00:48:31,854 --> 00:48:34,122 Want to go in on a pair? 1007 00:48:34,124 --> 00:48:35,722 You mean, sit next to each other? 1008 00:48:35,724 --> 00:48:37,057 Yeah. 1009 00:48:37,059 --> 00:48:38,894 FURY:{\fad(250,250)} {\fad(250,250)}[ON COMM] Are you in position? 1010 00:48:38,896 --> 00:48:40,460 - No. - Okay. No... 1011 00:48:40,462 --> 00:48:41,996 FURY:{\fad(250,250)} Why the hell not? Parker? 1012 00:48:41,998 --> 00:48:43,630 You don't want to sit next to me, 1013 00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:45,565 or, no, you just don't want the glasses? 1014 00:48:45,567 --> 00:48:47,301 I didn't mean that. Uh, uh... 1015 00:48:47,303 --> 00:48:49,672 If you go ahead, I'll go grab us a pair. 1016 00:48:50,973 --> 00:48:52,706 I'll save you a seat next to me. 1017 00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:53,975 Awesome. 1018 00:48:53,977 --> 00:48:56,243 A lot of seats, so I'll be up there. 1019 00:48:56,245 --> 00:48:57,444 Okay. 1020 00:48:57,446 --> 00:49:00,246 - FURY:{\fad(250,250)} Parker. - No, I'm coming. I'm... 1021 00:49:00,248 --> 00:49:02,715 Hey, I gotta go. Could you tell MJ 1022 00:49:02,717 --> 00:49:04,618 that I'm sick or something? 1023 00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:06,554 Okay. Be careful. 1024 00:49:06,556 --> 00:49:08,221 And Peter, whatever you do, 1025 00:49:08,223 --> 00:49:10,723 please steer the monster away from the opera house. 1026 00:49:10,725 --> 00:49:12,525 Yeah, Ned, I know. 1027 00:49:12,527 --> 00:49:13,560 - Okay. - Okay? 1028 00:49:13,562 --> 00:49:15,097 - Yeah. - Gotta go. 1029 00:49:16,464 --> 00:49:18,400 {\fad(250,250)}[ORCHESTRA STARTS PLAYING] 1030 00:49:21,770 --> 00:49:22,804 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 1031 00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:25,808 {\fad(250,250)}[ORCHESTRA MUSIC SWELLS] 1032 00:49:30,211 --> 00:49:33,245 FURY:{\fad(250,250)} Parker! You better be on your way. 1033 00:49:33,247 --> 00:49:34,379 Coming. 1034 00:49:34,381 --> 00:49:36,284 {\fad(250,250)}[MAN SINGING ARIA IN CZECH] 1035 00:49:40,521 --> 00:49:42,888 Where do you think she's going? To the carnival? 1036 00:49:42,890 --> 00:49:45,358 - Oh, I... I don't... - We should go. Yes, we should go. 1037 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,760 Come on, let's go. Come on. 1038 00:49:48,762 --> 00:49:50,363 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 1039 00:49:50,365 --> 00:49:52,397 {\fad(250,250)}[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 1040 00:49:52,399 --> 00:49:54,068 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHATTERING, CHEERING] 1041 00:49:58,139 --> 00:50:00,075 ♪ ♪ 1042 00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:03,642 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 1043 00:50:03,644 --> 00:50:05,778 All right. I'm in position. 1044 00:50:05,780 --> 00:50:07,579 Uh, as soon as I see something, 1045 00:50:07,581 --> 00:50:09,747 Beck, I'll, uh... I'll let you know. 1046 00:50:09,749 --> 00:50:11,917 - BECK:{\fad(250,250)} Roger that. - FURY:{\fad(250,250)} How's the suit? 1047 00:50:11,919 --> 00:50:14,153 Ah, the suit's great. It's awesome. 1048 00:50:14,155 --> 00:50:16,487 It's a little tight around the old web-shooter. 1049 00:50:16,489 --> 00:50:18,523 - FURY:{\fad(250,250)} Parker! - Okay, I'll shut up. 1050 00:50:18,525 --> 00:50:21,125 Oh, my God, babe, isn't this beautiful? 1051 00:50:21,127 --> 00:50:23,529 Yeah, it's real beautiful, babe. 1052 00:50:23,531 --> 00:50:26,864 - What's wrong? - You know, honestly, I just... 1053 00:50:26,866 --> 00:50:29,500 I don't do well with big crowds, so maybe we should... 1054 00:50:29,502 --> 00:50:32,770 I have the perfect thing. Come on. 1055 00:50:32,772 --> 00:50:34,139 Heh. 1056 00:50:34,141 --> 00:50:36,043 {\fad(250,250)}[CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYING] 1057 00:50:40,813 --> 00:50:42,447 Don't worry, babe. 1058 00:50:42,449 --> 00:50:44,949 We'll get away from the crowds, get some fresh air. 1059 00:50:44,951 --> 00:50:46,654 You'll feel a thousand times better. 1060 00:50:49,288 --> 00:50:51,755 {\fad(250,250)}[WATER BUBBLING] 1061 00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:52,991 Energy spiking. 1062 00:50:52,993 --> 00:50:54,326 We have seismic activity. 1063 00:50:54,328 --> 00:50:55,329 {\fad(250,250)}[RUMBLING] 1064 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,500 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1065 00:51:02,502 --> 00:51:04,037 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARING] 1066 00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:08,805 Okay, he's here! Beck, are you ready? You know what to do. 1067 00:51:08,807 --> 00:51:11,210 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} On your lead, Spider-Man. 1068 00:51:16,649 --> 00:51:17,714 BETTY:{\fad(250,250)} No, come back! 1069 00:51:17,716 --> 00:51:19,285 Come back and help us! 1070 00:51:26,024 --> 00:51:27,227 You're up, kid. 1071 00:51:30,530 --> 00:51:31,564 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 1072 00:51:34,901 --> 00:51:36,202 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARING] 1073 00:51:40,039 --> 00:51:41,537 - Wait, wait. Is that...? - {\fad(250,250)}[GASPS] 1074 00:51:41,539 --> 00:51:43,073 Do you think that's Spider-Man? 1075 00:51:43,075 --> 00:51:44,341 Uh-uh. No, no, no. 1076 00:51:44,343 --> 00:51:46,310 It's a European rip-off version of him. 1077 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:48,181 I actually read about him. It's not him. 1078 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:56,054 {\fad(250,250)}[CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYING] 1079 00:51:57,688 --> 00:51:59,590 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 1080 00:52:01,826 --> 00:52:03,893 No, Beck! He's got the carousel! 1081 00:52:03,895 --> 00:52:05,728 He's getting bigger! 1082 00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:07,563 What's his name? What's his name? 1083 00:52:07,565 --> 00:52:09,231 Uh, it's Night... Night Monkey. 1084 00:52:09,233 --> 00:52:10,733 - Night Monkey? - Yeah. 1085 00:52:10,735 --> 00:52:12,367 - Yeah. - Night Monkey! 1086 00:52:12,369 --> 00:52:14,436 - Yeah. Night Monkey. - Night Monkey, help! 1087 00:52:14,438 --> 00:52:15,704 - Save us! - What? 1088 00:52:15,706 --> 00:52:17,373 BETTY:{\fad(250,250)} Night Monkey, we're stuck! 1089 00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:19,143 - Oh, no, no. - BETTY:{\fad(250,250)} Help us! Help! 1090 00:52:20,145 --> 00:52:22,079 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARING] 1091 00:52:24,982 --> 00:52:25,983 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 1092 00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,621 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 1093 00:52:30,721 --> 00:52:32,023 {\fad(250,250)}[GASPING] 1094 00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:34,358 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} Are you okay? 1095 00:52:37,996 --> 00:52:39,727 On to Plan B? 1096 00:52:39,729 --> 00:52:42,397 Yeah! We gotta hit him with something he can't absorb! 1097 00:52:42,399 --> 00:52:44,866 I go left, you go right! Now! 1098 00:52:44,868 --> 00:52:46,571 ♪ ♪ 1099 00:52:47,872 --> 00:52:48,806 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 1100 00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:52,642 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 1101 00:53:00,716 --> 00:53:01,982 Okay, shoot him! 1102 00:53:01,984 --> 00:53:03,384 Yeah! 1103 00:53:03,386 --> 00:53:05,453 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 1104 00:53:05,455 --> 00:53:07,691 That hurt him. Keep it coming. 1105 00:53:10,327 --> 00:53:11,761 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 1106 00:53:14,031 --> 00:53:15,763 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 1107 00:53:15,765 --> 00:53:17,700 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} Spider-Man, keep your distance. 1108 00:53:17,702 --> 00:53:19,600 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} I'm trying! 1109 00:53:19,602 --> 00:53:21,937 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} Can't let him get near the Ferris wheel. 1110 00:53:21,939 --> 00:53:23,538 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} Okay. I'm on it! 1111 00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:25,476 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 1112 00:53:26,209 --> 00:53:27,810 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 1113 00:53:33,048 --> 00:53:34,181 {\fad(250,250)}[BOTH SCREAM] 1114 00:53:34,183 --> 00:53:35,851 - {\fad(250,250)}[SCREAMING] - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1115 00:53:46,362 --> 00:53:48,331 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} Whoa, what is that?! 1116 00:53:55,771 --> 00:53:57,173 - Betty! Betty! - {\fad(250,250)}[SCREAMING] 1117 00:54:04,179 --> 00:54:06,482 - {\fad(250,250)}[TIRES SCREECH] - {\fad(250,250)}[ENGINE REVS] 1118 00:54:13,121 --> 00:54:14,657 {\fad(250,250)}[GASPS] 1119 00:54:17,859 --> 00:54:20,729 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} That's it! Nice! Nice! You got him! 1120 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,033 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 1121 00:54:27,035 --> 00:54:29,038 No, no, no. 1122 00:54:35,444 --> 00:54:36,612 It's too late. 1123 00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:40,078 Whatever happens... 1124 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,781 I'm glad we met. 1125 00:54:41,783 --> 00:54:43,551 Beck, what are you doing? 1126 00:54:44,886 --> 00:54:47,221 What I should have done last time. 1127 00:54:48,323 --> 00:54:50,225 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANING] 1128 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,228 Beck, don't do it! 1129 00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:57,897 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 1130 00:54:57,899 --> 00:54:59,098 Beck! 1131 00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:01,036 ♪ ♪ 1132 00:55:09,842 --> 00:55:11,745 ♪ ♪ 1133 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,854 Mr. Beck? 1134 00:55:21,722 --> 00:55:23,588 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 1135 00:55:23,590 --> 00:55:24,958 Oh, thank God. 1136 00:55:28,628 --> 00:55:30,162 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 1137 00:55:30,164 --> 00:55:31,499 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 1138 00:55:33,566 --> 00:55:35,099 I would totally kiss you, 1139 00:55:35,101 --> 00:55:37,471 but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 1140 00:55:39,173 --> 00:55:41,106 {\fad(250,250)}[STAMMERS] 1141 00:55:41,108 --> 00:55:42,543 I might have a mint. 1142 00:55:44,345 --> 00:55:45,476 So it's over? 1143 00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:47,311 That was the last of them. 1144 00:55:47,313 --> 00:55:50,481 But not the last threat we'll ever face. 1145 00:55:50,483 --> 00:55:54,150 We need to stay vigilant. 1146 00:55:54,152 --> 00:55:56,754 There's a void in this world for someone like you. 1147 00:55:56,756 --> 00:56:00,725 Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow. 1148 00:56:00,727 --> 00:56:02,362 You should join us. 1149 00:56:03,962 --> 00:56:06,699 Thank you. I just might take you up on that. 1150 00:56:16,308 --> 00:56:20,344 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] You got gifts, Parker, but you didn't wanna be here. 1151 00:56:20,346 --> 00:56:21,545 Mr. Fury, I... 1152 00:56:21,547 --> 00:56:24,281 I'd love to have you in Berlin too. 1153 00:56:24,283 --> 00:56:29,353 But you got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. 1154 00:56:29,355 --> 00:56:31,054 Stark chose you. 1155 00:56:31,056 --> 00:56:33,891 He made you an Avenger. 1156 00:56:33,893 --> 00:56:35,993 I need that. 1157 00:56:35,995 --> 00:56:38,362 The world needs that. 1158 00:56:38,364 --> 00:56:41,100 Maybe Stark was wrong. 1159 00:56:43,968 --> 00:56:45,104 Was he? 1160 00:56:47,238 --> 00:56:49,305 The choice is yours. 1161 00:56:49,307 --> 00:56:51,209 ♪ ♪ 1162 00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:05,390 Let's get a drink. 1163 00:57:08,193 --> 00:57:09,825 I'm not 21. 1164 00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:12,731 - {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] - {\fad(250,250)}[MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY] 1165 00:57:16,802 --> 00:57:18,204 Hey. 1166 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:23,273 You gotta celebrate. We did something good tonight. 1167 00:57:23,275 --> 00:57:24,577 Yeah. 1168 00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:27,576 Fury was right. 1169 00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:30,112 Tony did a lot for me... 1170 00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:32,215 so I owe it to him, to everybody. 1171 00:57:32,217 --> 00:57:34,183 Do you? 1172 00:57:34,185 --> 00:57:36,121 Yeah. I mean... 1173 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,723 Mr. Stark gave me the chance to be more. 1174 00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:42,556 He wanted me to be better than him. 1175 00:57:42,558 --> 00:57:44,627 And Fury just wants me to live up to that. 1176 00:57:44,629 --> 00:57:46,194 What do you want, Peter? 1177 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,931 - What do you mean? - What do you want? 1178 00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:51,232 {\fad(250,250)}[SCOFFS] I don't know. 1179 00:57:51,234 --> 00:57:53,034 What do you want? Peter Parker. Now. 1180 00:57:53,036 --> 00:57:54,603 I know you're thinking about it. 1181 00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:56,038 I wanna go on my trip, right? 1182 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,241 I want to go back on my trip with my friends. 1183 00:57:58,243 --> 00:58:01,409 And go to the top of the Eiffel Tower 1184 00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:04,748 with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel... 1185 00:58:06,551 --> 00:58:08,717 - and give her a kiss. - Whoa. 1186 00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:10,384 - {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] Shut up, man. - {\fad(250,250)}[LAUGHS] 1187 00:58:10,386 --> 00:58:12,054 You're not gonna do that, are you? 1188 00:58:12,056 --> 00:58:13,788 - No, I can't. - Why not? 1189 00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:15,892 Because I have too much of a responsibility. 1190 00:58:16,758 --> 00:58:18,292 {\fad(250,250)}[SPEAKS IN CZECH] 1191 00:58:18,294 --> 00:58:20,629 - Oh, my God. Thank you so much. - What are those? 1192 00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:22,464 - Are those the...? - EDITH glasses, yeah. 1193 00:58:22,466 --> 00:58:24,131 They were just on the floor? 1194 00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:25,966 Try them on. Let's see how they look. 1195 00:58:25,968 --> 00:58:26,936 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1196 00:58:30,606 --> 00:58:32,606 I actually really like them. 1197 00:58:32,608 --> 00:58:34,008 Can I be completely honest? 1198 00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:35,142 Please. 1199 00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:36,977 They look really stupid. 1200 00:58:36,979 --> 00:58:38,412 Oh. 1201 00:58:38,414 --> 00:58:40,747 But maybe they have a contact-lens version. 1202 00:58:40,749 --> 00:58:42,283 You try them on. 1203 00:58:42,285 --> 00:58:44,084 - {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] No, come on. - Try them on. 1204 00:58:44,086 --> 00:58:46,189 - I don't wanna try them on. - Just put them on. 1205 00:58:47,323 --> 00:58:48,825 {\fad(250,250)}[SCOFFS] 1206 00:58:53,997 --> 00:58:55,799 What do you think, kid? 1207 00:58:56,899 --> 00:58:58,131 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 1208 00:58:58,133 --> 00:59:00,401 ♪ ♪ 1209 00:59:00,403 --> 00:59:03,402 {\fad(250,250)}[SOFTLY] "Next Tony Stark, I trust you." 1210 00:59:03,404 --> 00:59:05,804 {\fad(250,250)}[NORMALLY] "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 1211 00:59:05,806 --> 00:59:07,306 What? 1212 00:59:07,308 --> 00:59:09,442 Stark left me a message with those glasses: 1213 00:59:09,444 --> 00:59:11,344 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 1214 00:59:11,346 --> 00:59:14,181 I'm still not following. How many lemonades have you had? 1215 00:59:14,183 --> 00:59:15,949 He knew every mistake I ever made. 1216 00:59:15,951 --> 00:59:18,684 He must've known I wasn't ready for something like this. 1217 00:59:18,686 --> 00:59:20,087 Why would he give it to you? 1218 00:59:20,089 --> 00:59:21,989 Maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH, 1219 00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:23,856 he just trusted me to pick who should. 1220 00:59:23,858 --> 00:59:26,527 It makes much more sense. He knew I'd do what's right. 1221 00:59:26,529 --> 00:59:28,128 He's not gonna give them to Fury 1222 00:59:28,130 --> 00:59:29,996 because Fury would give himself EDITH. 1223 00:59:29,998 --> 00:59:31,498 You're probably right. 1224 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:34,735 Right, so the world needs the next Iron Man. 1225 00:59:34,737 --> 00:59:37,804 And it's not me. I'm a 16-year-old kid from Queens. 1226 00:59:37,806 --> 00:59:40,706 It needs to be an adult with some experience 1227 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:43,744 and that's good like Tony Stark, like you. 1228 00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:46,749 No. Peter, come on. No. 1229 00:59:49,217 --> 00:59:50,550 - EDITH? - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Hello, Peter. 1230 00:59:50,552 --> 00:59:53,084 Hi. Yeah, um... 1231 00:59:53,086 --> 00:59:56,321 I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck. 1232 00:59:56,323 --> 00:59:59,058 - Peter, what are you doing? - Doing the right thing. 1233 00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:01,292 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Any transfer will require confirmation. 1234 01:00:01,294 --> 01:00:03,196 Stark gave you the glasses. 1235 01:00:03,198 --> 01:00:04,562 Stark gave me a choice. 1236 01:00:04,564 --> 01:00:06,698 It's my choice to make. I'm gonna make it. 1237 01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:09,401 You're a soldier, a leader. You stopped the Elementals. 1238 01:00:09,403 --> 01:00:12,203 You saved my life. You saved the world, okay? 1239 01:00:12,205 --> 01:00:13,906 He'd want you to have them. 1240 01:00:13,908 --> 01:00:15,540 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Waiting for confirmation. 1241 01:00:15,542 --> 01:00:16,912 Confirm. 1242 01:00:20,515 --> 01:00:22,013 Welcome to the Avengers. 1243 01:00:22,015 --> 01:00:23,918 ♪ ♪ 1244 01:00:30,357 --> 01:00:31,426 They look good on you. 1245 01:00:33,227 --> 01:00:34,129 Thank you. 1246 01:00:34,928 --> 01:00:36,261 It's an honor. 1247 01:00:36,263 --> 01:00:38,862 Yeah. 1248 01:00:38,864 --> 01:00:41,067 Mr. Stark would've really liked you. 1249 01:00:42,469 --> 01:00:44,635 - Where you headed? - I'm gonna go find MJ. 1250 01:00:44,637 --> 01:00:47,472 Good luck, kid. I'll give you a fifty-fifty chance. 1251 01:00:47,474 --> 01:00:48,606 You're pretty awkward. 1252 01:00:48,608 --> 01:00:49,940 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 1253 01:00:49,942 --> 01:00:51,541 - {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] - Yeah. 1254 01:00:51,543 --> 01:00:53,947 - See you later, man. - See you. 1255 01:00:58,784 --> 01:01:00,687 ♪ ♪ 1256 01:01:25,646 --> 01:01:27,444 See? That wasn't so hard. 1257 01:01:27,446 --> 01:01:29,613 - Yes! - {\fad(250,250)}[ALL CHEERING] 1258 01:01:29,615 --> 01:01:32,515 Somebody get this stupid costume off me! 1259 01:01:32,517 --> 01:01:34,453 ♪ ♪ 1260 01:01:35,421 --> 01:01:36,788 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 1261 01:01:39,959 --> 01:01:42,926 Okay, we got EDITH. Get these connected to our system. 1262 01:01:42,928 --> 01:01:45,328 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} {\fad(250,250)}[CHANTING] Toast! Toast! Toast! 1263 01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:48,098 This is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do. 1264 01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,933 Toast! Toast! Toast! 1265 01:01:49,935 --> 01:01:51,701 MAN:{\fad(250,250)} Yeah! 1266 01:01:51,703 --> 01:01:54,171 Okay, toasts! 1267 01:01:54,173 --> 01:01:55,471 Give me that, Doug. 1268 01:01:55,473 --> 01:01:57,607 To the man who brought us all together, 1269 01:01:57,609 --> 01:01:59,375 our former boss, Tony Stark. 1270 01:01:59,377 --> 01:02:00,777 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} Boo! 1271 01:02:00,779 --> 01:02:02,480 The jester king. 1272 01:02:02,482 --> 01:02:07,082 Literally wrapped in wealth and technology 1273 01:02:07,084 --> 01:02:09,118 that he was unfit to wield. 1274 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,520 Like the holographic system I designed. 1275 01:02:11,522 --> 01:02:12,957 A revolutionary breakthrough 1276 01:02:12,959 --> 01:02:15,456 with limitless applications that Tony turned 1277 01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:17,526 into a self-therapy machine and renamed... 1278 01:02:17,528 --> 01:02:21,164 Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or BARF. 1279 01:02:21,166 --> 01:02:23,068 {\fad(250,250)}[AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 1280 01:02:24,335 --> 01:02:26,135 Oh, $611 million 1281 01:02:26,137 --> 01:02:28,304 for my little therapeutic experiment. 1282 01:02:28,306 --> 01:02:30,039 ♪ ♪ 1283 01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:31,874 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} He renamed my life's work... 1284 01:02:31,876 --> 01:02:32,974 "BARF." 1285 01:02:32,976 --> 01:02:34,476 I told him it was a mistake, 1286 01:02:34,478 --> 01:02:37,182 that my technology could change the world. 1287 01:02:38,215 --> 01:02:40,316 And then... 1288 01:02:40,318 --> 01:02:41,553 he fired me. 1289 01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:44,922 Said I was... 1290 01:02:45,822 --> 01:02:47,258 unstable. 1291 01:02:48,659 --> 01:02:49,724 To Tony. 1292 01:02:49,726 --> 01:02:51,427 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} To Tony! 1293 01:02:51,429 --> 01:02:53,095 Next, to William. 1294 01:02:53,097 --> 01:02:55,097 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} William! 1295 01:02:55,099 --> 01:02:58,934 Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! 1296 01:02:58,936 --> 01:03:01,604 With a box of scraps! 1297 01:03:01,606 --> 01:03:03,571 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} The integration of my illusion tech 1298 01:03:03,573 --> 01:03:05,707 with your weaponized drones was brilliant. 1299 01:03:05,709 --> 01:03:08,342 Powerful illusions, real damage, worked like a charm. 1300 01:03:08,344 --> 01:03:09,745 And it's just the beginning. 1301 01:03:09,747 --> 01:03:11,812 - Thank you, brother. - To Guterman. 1302 01:03:11,814 --> 01:03:13,147 - WOMAN:{\fad(250,250)} Guterman! - MAN:{\fad(250,250)} To Guterman! 1303 01:03:13,149 --> 01:03:14,815 The story you created of a soldier 1304 01:03:14,817 --> 01:03:16,551 from another Earth named Quentin 1305 01:03:16,553 --> 01:03:19,319 fighting space monsters in Europe is totally ridiculous 1306 01:03:19,321 --> 01:03:22,424 and apparently the kind of thing people will believe right now. 1307 01:03:22,426 --> 01:03:24,058 I mean, everybody bought it. 1308 01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:25,560 - MAN 1:{\fad(250,250)} Gutes! - MAN 2:{\fad(250,250)} Guterman! 1309 01:03:25,562 --> 01:03:27,496 - To Victoria. - ALL:{\fad(250,250)} To Victoria! 1310 01:03:27,498 --> 01:03:29,931 Staging electromagnetic pulses at each attack site 1311 01:03:29,933 --> 01:03:32,333 so Fury's own satellites would confirm our lies. 1312 01:03:32,335 --> 01:03:33,768 Inspired idea. 1313 01:03:33,770 --> 01:03:36,071 - To Janice. - ALL:{\fad(250,250)} Janice! 1314 01:03:36,073 --> 01:03:38,940 After Tony died, she was the one who discovered that EDITH 1315 01:03:38,942 --> 01:03:42,609 was being handed over not to us, not to the Defense Department, 1316 01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:43,779 but to a child. 1317 01:03:43,781 --> 01:03:45,446 - Thank you. - MAN 3:{\fad(250,250)} To Janice! 1318 01:03:45,448 --> 01:03:48,382 And to the rest of you, Tony Stark is gone. 1319 01:03:48,384 --> 01:03:51,385 There's a window of opportunity, and someone will step up. 1320 01:03:51,387 --> 01:03:54,120 But these days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, 1321 01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,457 the most qualified, and no one cares. 1322 01:03:56,459 --> 01:03:58,392 Unless you're flying around with a cape 1323 01:03:58,394 --> 01:04:00,093 or shooting lasers from your hands, 1324 01:04:00,095 --> 01:04:03,298 no one will even listen. 1325 01:04:04,733 --> 01:04:08,202 Well, I've got a cape and lasers. 1326 01:04:08,204 --> 01:04:09,637 {\fad(250,250)}[ALL CHUCKLE] 1327 01:04:09,639 --> 01:04:11,372 With our technology and with EDITH, 1328 01:04:11,374 --> 01:04:16,276 Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth! 1329 01:04:16,278 --> 01:04:17,443 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} Yeah! 1330 01:04:17,445 --> 01:04:20,949 Then everyone will listen! 1331 01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:24,785 Not to a boozy man-child. 1332 01:04:24,787 --> 01:04:26,553 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} No! 1333 01:04:26,555 --> 01:04:29,122 Not to a hormonal teenager. 1334 01:04:29,124 --> 01:04:31,325 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} No! 1335 01:04:31,327 --> 01:04:32,492 To me... 1336 01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:35,796 and to my very wealthy crew. 1337 01:04:35,798 --> 01:04:37,062 To us. 1338 01:04:37,064 --> 01:04:38,131 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} To us. 1339 01:04:38,133 --> 01:04:39,498 To Mysterio! 1340 01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,199 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} To Mysterio! 1341 01:04:41,201 --> 01:04:42,435 To Peter Parker. 1342 01:04:42,437 --> 01:04:44,139 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} To Peter Parker! 1343 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,075 Poor kid. 1344 01:04:48,208 --> 01:04:50,078 Let's get to work. 1345 01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:55,714 - Peter, oh, my God. - Hey. Hey. 1346 01:04:55,716 --> 01:04:56,848 We almost died. 1347 01:04:56,850 --> 01:04:58,049 It's fine. It's fine. 1348 01:04:58,051 --> 01:04:59,886 Hey, I'm done with the mission. 1349 01:04:59,888 --> 01:05:02,221 - Dude, the trip's over. - What? 1350 01:05:02,223 --> 01:05:04,389 There's monsters coming out of the ground. 1351 01:05:04,391 --> 01:05:06,192 Of course our parents want us home. 1352 01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:09,060 Don't put me on hold. Peter, you're not dead. 1353 01:05:09,062 --> 01:05:11,431 Oh, my God. Yes, good. Stay here. 1354 01:05:11,433 --> 01:05:13,933 Don't... Put some clothes on. We're booking flights. 1355 01:05:13,935 --> 01:05:16,601 We came for science, we're leaving because of witches. 1356 01:05:16,603 --> 01:05:18,306 Welcome to the new Dark Ages. 1357 01:05:20,174 --> 01:05:22,842 - What is going on? - We're going home in the morning. 1358 01:05:22,844 --> 01:05:25,210 No, no, no. All the Elementals are gone. 1359 01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:27,178 - Ned. - Coming, sweetie. 1360 01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:30,985 Hey, can you guys keep it down? I'm live-streaming. 1361 01:05:32,017 --> 01:05:33,687 - Yeah. - Hey. 1362 01:05:35,055 --> 01:05:37,189 - Hey. - Where were you? 1363 01:05:37,191 --> 01:05:39,189 Um, I got lost. 1364 01:05:39,191 --> 01:05:40,691 We were worried about you. 1365 01:05:40,693 --> 01:05:41,926 Oh. 1366 01:05:41,928 --> 01:05:43,595 Good thing you're back. Hm. 1367 01:05:43,597 --> 01:05:45,062 Yeah. 1368 01:05:45,064 --> 01:05:46,564 So much for Paris, right? 1369 01:05:46,566 --> 01:05:47,899 It would've been fun. 1370 01:05:47,901 --> 01:05:49,868 Yeah. Night. 1371 01:05:49,870 --> 01:05:51,138 Night. 1372 01:05:52,106 --> 01:05:53,905 You look ni... 1373 01:05:53,907 --> 01:05:55,439 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 1374 01:05:55,441 --> 01:05:57,378 ♪ ♪ 1375 01:05:59,512 --> 01:06:00,944 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 1376 01:06:00,946 --> 01:06:01,881 Okay. 1377 01:06:03,349 --> 01:06:04,381 - Oh. - Hey. 1378 01:06:04,383 --> 01:06:06,017 Hey. 1379 01:06:06,019 --> 01:06:08,252 Uh, look, um... 1380 01:06:08,254 --> 01:06:10,789 I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, 1381 01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:13,158 and I kind of want to do something fun 1382 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:15,994 that's not on the itinerary or planned 1383 01:06:15,996 --> 01:06:17,161 or with Mr. Harrington. 1384 01:06:17,163 --> 01:06:18,996 Yes. 1385 01:06:18,998 --> 01:06:21,197 "Yes," like you wanna go? 1386 01:06:21,199 --> 01:06:22,301 Yes. 1387 01:06:23,902 --> 01:06:26,337 Awesome. I'll see you outside in 10 minutes. 1388 01:06:26,339 --> 01:06:28,107 Meet me outside in five minutes. 1389 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,840 - Five is good. - Okay. 1390 01:06:30,842 --> 01:06:33,480 - Okay, bye. - Bye. Heh. 1391 01:06:34,746 --> 01:06:36,380 {\fad(250,250)}[SPEAKING IN CZECH] 1392 01:06:36,382 --> 01:06:39,886 Night Monkey, help us! Help! Night Monkey! 1393 01:06:41,353 --> 01:06:42,953 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1394 01:06:42,955 --> 01:06:44,757 {\fad(250,250)}[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 1395 01:06:48,159 --> 01:06:49,226 - Hey. - Hey. 1396 01:06:49,228 --> 01:06:50,661 So where do you wanna go? 1397 01:06:50,663 --> 01:06:52,496 - Who cares? - Awesome. 1398 01:06:52,498 --> 01:06:54,297 - Okay. - Let's go. 1399 01:06:54,299 --> 01:06:56,201 ♪ ♪ 1400 01:06:57,969 --> 01:07:00,337 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 1401 01:07:00,339 --> 01:07:02,239 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} I'm glad we're doing this. 1402 01:07:02,241 --> 01:07:04,640 - MJ:{\fad(250,250)} Yeah, me too. - PETER:{\fad(250,250)} To see the city a bit. 1403 01:07:04,642 --> 01:07:08,178 They used to execute people on this bridge. 1404 01:07:08,180 --> 01:07:10,345 - Oh. - They would put them in a basket, 1405 01:07:10,347 --> 01:07:12,450 and they would drown in the water. 1406 01:07:14,185 --> 01:07:16,120 - Sorry. - It's okay. 1407 01:07:17,588 --> 01:07:19,721 Uh... 1408 01:07:19,723 --> 01:07:22,057 There's this thing I've been wanting 1409 01:07:22,059 --> 01:07:25,029 to talk to you about for a while. 1410 01:07:26,999 --> 01:07:28,167 Yeah? 1411 01:07:29,466 --> 01:07:30,999 It's our last night in Europe, 1412 01:07:31,001 --> 01:07:34,904 and I had this plan that I wanted to tell you. 1413 01:07:34,906 --> 01:07:36,738 {\fad(250,250)}[STAMMERING] I'm just gonna tell you. 1414 01:07:36,740 --> 01:07:38,674 Uh... 1415 01:07:38,676 --> 01:07:39,908 MJ, I... 1416 01:07:39,910 --> 01:07:40,878 "I'm Spider-Man." 1417 01:07:42,613 --> 01:07:44,446 - What? - That's what you were gonna say. 1418 01:07:44,448 --> 01:07:45,950 That you're Spider-Man. 1419 01:07:46,984 --> 01:07:49,886 No. I'm not Spider-Man. 1420 01:07:49,888 --> 01:07:53,054 I mean, I've been watching you for a while now. 1421 01:07:53,056 --> 01:07:56,458 It's kind of obvious. Heh. 1422 01:07:56,460 --> 01:07:59,027 I'm not Spider-Man. What would make you think 1423 01:07:59,029 --> 01:08:00,161 that I was Spider-Man? 1424 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:02,298 - Peter, Washington? - Yeah? 1425 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:06,001 The fact that you disappear out of nowhere for no reason. 1426 01:08:06,003 --> 01:08:07,969 No, I was sick. Remember? 1427 01:08:07,971 --> 01:08:09,871 - I had my... The tummy? - Susan Yang thinks 1428 01:08:09,873 --> 01:08:11,472 - you're a male escort. - What? 1429 01:08:11,474 --> 01:08:14,208 - Of course I'm not a male escort. - Then you're Spider-Man. 1430 01:08:14,210 --> 01:08:17,344 - No, I'm not Spider-Man at all. - What about tonight? 1431 01:08:17,346 --> 01:08:19,714 You snuck off and fought that thing. I saw you. 1432 01:08:19,716 --> 01:08:22,218 You can't have seen me because I'm not Spider-Man. 1433 01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:24,818 Also, on the news, it was the Night Monkey. 1434 01:08:24,820 --> 01:08:26,355 - The Night Monkey? - Yeah. 1435 01:08:26,357 --> 01:08:28,456 That's what it said on the news, 1436 01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:30,728 and the news never lies. 1437 01:08:32,028 --> 01:08:33,528 Night Monkey. Okay. 1438 01:08:33,530 --> 01:08:34,899 What are you doing? 1439 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,731 Well, do the Night Monkey and Spider-Man 1440 01:08:38,733 --> 01:08:40,236 use the same webs? 1441 01:08:41,403 --> 01:08:42,803 I mean, maybe. 1442 01:08:42,805 --> 01:08:45,741 Maybe he's a Spider Monkey. Who knows? 1443 01:08:49,746 --> 01:08:51,111 Were you only watching me 1444 01:08:51,113 --> 01:08:53,282 because you thought I was Spider-Man? 1445 01:08:55,885 --> 01:08:58,084 Yeah. 1446 01:08:58,086 --> 01:08:59,990 Why else would I be watching you? 1447 01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:04,795 Doesn't matter. Just thought that maybe... 1448 01:09:10,966 --> 01:09:12,335 What the hell was that? 1449 01:09:14,203 --> 01:09:15,969 I don't know. 1450 01:09:15,971 --> 01:09:17,907 ♪ ♪ 1451 01:09:26,514 --> 01:09:29,115 What is it, some kind of projector or something? 1452 01:09:29,117 --> 01:09:32,519 Yeah, but it's really advanced. 1453 01:09:32,521 --> 01:09:34,886 It... It looked so real. 1454 01:09:34,888 --> 01:09:38,224 - It... - Yeah, really real. 1455 01:09:38,226 --> 01:09:41,427 - Wait, does that mean that...? - The Elementals are fake? 1456 01:09:41,429 --> 01:09:44,965 That doesn't make any sense because we were there, right? 1457 01:09:44,967 --> 01:09:47,969 There was fire and destruction, and... 1458 01:09:49,571 --> 01:09:51,841 Who would do something like that? 1459 01:10:00,915 --> 01:10:02,485 Mysterio. 1460 01:10:07,022 --> 01:10:09,322 I am Spider-Man. 1461 01:10:09,324 --> 01:10:10,657 And I've really messed up. 1462 01:10:10,659 --> 01:10:13,292 Wait. You're b-being serious right now? 1463 01:10:13,294 --> 01:10:15,260 - Mm-hm. - You're 100 percent serious? 1464 01:10:15,262 --> 01:10:17,429 - Because it's not funny. - No, I'm not joking. 1465 01:10:17,431 --> 01:10:19,697 Because I was only like 67 percent sure. 1466 01:10:19,699 --> 01:10:21,367 - MJ... - So why are you here? 1467 01:10:21,369 --> 01:10:22,967 Why are you on this school trip? 1468 01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:24,736 I know you have a lot of questions, 1469 01:10:24,738 --> 01:10:26,572 but we have to get out of here, okay? 1470 01:10:26,574 --> 01:10:29,774 Okay. Okay. I can't believe I figured it out! 1471 01:10:29,776 --> 01:10:31,943 ♪ ♪ 1472 01:10:31,945 --> 01:10:34,813 MYSTERIO:{\fad(250,250)} You took everything from me! 1473 01:10:34,815 --> 01:10:37,018 This is for my family! 1474 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:41,222 {\fad(250,250)}[MYSTERIO YELLING] 1475 01:10:43,024 --> 01:10:44,158 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} Pause. 1476 01:10:46,025 --> 01:10:47,091 Pause. 1477 01:10:47,093 --> 01:10:49,495 WILLIAM:{\fad(250,250)} Uh... Sorry. 1478 01:10:49,497 --> 01:10:52,497 Yeah, can you just fast-forward to the end? 1479 01:10:52,499 --> 01:10:54,201 Yep. Stand by. 1480 01:10:58,204 --> 01:11:01,172 All right, fly, fly, fly, zap, zap, zap. 1481 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:03,741 Pause. I'm not in love with this choreography, 1482 01:11:03,743 --> 01:11:04,742 but it'll do. 1483 01:11:04,744 --> 01:11:06,309 Kill image. 1484 01:11:06,311 --> 01:11:08,282 De-cloak drones. 1485 01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:10,581 All right, weapons. 1486 01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:12,916 - You want to weaponize? - Yep. 1487 01:11:12,918 --> 01:11:15,288 Weapons only. Stand by. 1488 01:11:23,663 --> 01:11:25,161 Nice. 1489 01:11:25,163 --> 01:11:26,897 Stop. 1490 01:11:26,899 --> 01:11:28,665 Something. I don't know what it is. 1491 01:11:28,667 --> 01:11:29,700 It's something... 1492 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:32,169 Just dou... You know what? 1493 01:11:32,171 --> 01:11:34,237 Double the damage and then run it again. 1494 01:11:34,239 --> 01:11:35,839 You want me to double it up? 1495 01:11:35,841 --> 01:11:37,308 - Yeah. - All right. 1496 01:11:37,310 --> 01:11:39,179 Cover your ears. 1497 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,215 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARS] 1498 01:11:47,186 --> 01:11:49,689 Whoo! That is good! That's good. 1499 01:11:50,889 --> 01:11:52,522 - We on schedule? - Oh, yeah. 1500 01:11:52,524 --> 01:11:55,025 Uploading software hack to EDITH network. 1501 01:11:55,027 --> 01:11:56,892 With her drones, we'll create an event 1502 01:11:56,894 --> 01:11:58,594 big enough to cover an entire city. 1503 01:11:58,596 --> 01:12:00,963 Well done. Make sure every drone is weapons-hot. 1504 01:12:00,965 --> 01:12:02,264 We need maximum damage. 1505 01:12:02,266 --> 01:12:04,801 - Gonna cause a lot of casualties. - Oh, yeah. 1506 01:12:04,803 --> 01:12:07,803 More casualties, more coverage. Gotta cut through the static. 1507 01:12:07,805 --> 01:12:09,771 London's a beautiful city, it'll suffer, 1508 01:12:09,773 --> 01:12:12,409 but they can rebuild. If I'm the next Iron Man, 1509 01:12:12,411 --> 01:12:16,612 I need to save the world from an Avengers-level threat. 1510 01:12:16,614 --> 01:12:20,049 But when its new savior descends, 1511 01:12:20,051 --> 01:12:23,253 all those casualties will be forgotten. 1512 01:12:23,255 --> 01:12:25,655 Janice, be in position with my quick-change armor 1513 01:12:25,657 --> 01:12:27,289 - for the victory lap? - Of course. 1514 01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:28,958 - You wanna try...? - No, that's... 1515 01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:31,561 What's going on with my hand? Why is that happening? 1516 01:12:31,563 --> 01:12:34,097 Oh, one of the drones that came back from the plaza 1517 01:12:34,099 --> 01:12:35,798 was missing a projector. It's fine. 1518 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:39,936 Wait, and you're...? You're telling me this now? 1519 01:12:39,938 --> 01:12:42,971 It's one drone. The image will be perfect, I promise. 1520 01:12:42,973 --> 01:12:44,373 That projector is evidence. 1521 01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:46,275 It's gonna tell people what we're doing 1522 01:12:46,277 --> 01:12:47,709 and how we're doing it. 1523 01:12:47,711 --> 01:12:50,279 I am trying to fool 7 billion people here, 1524 01:12:50,281 --> 01:12:53,047 including Nick Fury, who happens to be the most paranoid 1525 01:12:53,049 --> 01:12:54,983 and most dangerous person on the planet. 1526 01:12:54,985 --> 01:12:56,952 If he catches on before I've killed him, 1527 01:12:56,954 --> 01:12:58,520 he will put a bullet in my head. 1528 01:12:58,522 --> 01:13:01,191 And nobody wants a bullet in their head, right? 1529 01:13:02,861 --> 01:13:04,528 Right? 1530 01:13:06,363 --> 01:13:08,198 William, can you look at me? 1531 01:13:10,434 --> 01:13:11,503 Pull up EDITH. 1532 01:13:13,304 --> 01:13:14,602 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Hello, Quentin. 1533 01:13:14,604 --> 01:13:16,471 Hi, honey. I need a level-five search, 1534 01:13:16,473 --> 01:13:18,507 full-resource protocol for this device. 1535 01:13:18,509 --> 01:13:19,510 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Magnifying. 1536 01:13:20,811 --> 01:13:22,276 There. Search everything 1537 01:13:22,278 --> 01:13:24,379 going in and out of that building. 1538 01:13:24,381 --> 01:13:26,016 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Located. 1539 01:13:27,049 --> 01:13:28,384 Shit. 1540 01:13:31,288 --> 01:13:33,421 You know, William, one day, 1541 01:13:33,423 --> 01:13:36,357 after I've had to kill Peter Parker because of this, 1542 01:13:36,359 --> 01:13:40,864 I hope you remember that his blood is on your hands! 1543 01:13:43,465 --> 01:13:45,533 I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. 1544 01:13:45,535 --> 01:13:46,934 How could I be that stupid? 1545 01:13:46,936 --> 01:13:48,670 He's probably spying on me right now 1546 01:13:48,672 --> 01:13:50,604 or sending a drone to come and kill me. 1547 01:13:50,606 --> 01:13:53,308 You had access to killer drones? 1548 01:13:53,310 --> 01:13:54,876 Yeah, I didn't really want them, 1549 01:13:54,878 --> 01:13:56,778 especially after I almost killed Brad. 1550 01:13:56,780 --> 01:13:58,378 You almost killed Brad? 1551 01:13:58,380 --> 01:14:00,547 Look, I have to call Mr. Fury 1552 01:14:00,549 --> 01:14:02,384 and tell him that Beck's a fraud... 1553 01:14:02,386 --> 01:14:05,586 - but I think he tapped my phone. - So, what are you gonna do? 1554 01:14:05,588 --> 01:14:08,521 I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin 1555 01:14:08,523 --> 01:14:11,560 and talk to Mr. Fury in person. 1556 01:14:11,562 --> 01:14:13,130 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTS] 1557 01:14:14,195 --> 01:14:16,228 Uh... Just... 1558 01:14:16,230 --> 01:14:17,898 {\fad(250,250)}[CLEARS THROAT] 1559 01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:19,802 ♪ ♪ 1560 01:14:35,717 --> 01:14:37,184 Oh, Ned, perfect. 1561 01:14:37,186 --> 01:14:39,222 The costume looks great... 1562 01:14:40,689 --> 01:14:41,921 for the costume party 1563 01:14:41,923 --> 01:14:44,258 at the prince's castle. 1564 01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:45,826 She knows. I told her. 1565 01:14:45,828 --> 01:14:48,030 He didn't tell me. I figured it out. 1566 01:14:49,330 --> 01:14:50,764 Oh. 1567 01:14:50,766 --> 01:14:51,764 That's cool. 1568 01:14:51,766 --> 01:14:52,934 Like, a long time ago. 1569 01:14:53,668 --> 01:14:54,667 Oh. 1570 01:14:54,669 --> 01:14:56,435 Look, Mysterio is a fraud. 1571 01:14:56,437 --> 01:14:58,738 But he saved me and Betty's lives. 1572 01:14:58,740 --> 01:15:01,041 He's been faking the thing with illusion tech. 1573 01:15:01,043 --> 01:15:03,543 Yeah, he's using these, like, hologram projectors. 1574 01:15:03,545 --> 01:15:06,245 Whoa. That's crazy. 1575 01:15:06,247 --> 01:15:07,282 Yeah. 1576 01:15:09,317 --> 01:15:12,651 So you guys were working the case together or what? 1577 01:15:12,653 --> 01:15:14,486 It's been mostly me. 1578 01:15:14,488 --> 01:15:17,123 Ned, call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington, 1579 01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:19,558 say she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin. 1580 01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,959 Got it. Easy. 1581 01:15:20,961 --> 01:15:24,263 Wow, you guys lie with such ease. 1582 01:15:24,265 --> 01:15:25,498 I gotta go. 1583 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,299 Wait, wait, wait. The projector. 1584 01:15:27,301 --> 01:15:29,267 You're gonna need this. 1585 01:15:29,269 --> 01:15:31,637 Don't tell anyone about this, okay? 1586 01:15:31,639 --> 01:15:33,873 Anyone who knows is in danger. 1587 01:15:33,875 --> 01:15:36,411 ♪ ♪ 1588 01:15:39,046 --> 01:15:41,213 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 1589 01:15:41,215 --> 01:15:43,281 So you know too. 1590 01:15:43,283 --> 01:15:46,052 It's cool. I've known first, and I've known longer, 1591 01:15:46,054 --> 01:15:48,320 but it's not a competition. Heh. 1592 01:15:48,322 --> 01:15:49,921 ♪ ♪ 1593 01:15:49,923 --> 01:15:51,826 {\fad(250,250)}[WOMAN SPEAKING OVER PA IN CZECH] 1594 01:16:04,972 --> 01:16:06,874 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING INDISTINCTLY] 1595 01:16:09,042 --> 01:16:10,976 - Excuse me. Do you know where...? - {\fad(250,250)}[GASPS] 1596 01:16:10,978 --> 01:16:14,315 - Nacht Monkey! - No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man. 1597 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:18,018 Get in. 1598 01:16:24,323 --> 01:16:25,557 Mr. Fury... 1599 01:16:25,559 --> 01:16:27,691 You've got a lot of explaining to do. 1600 01:16:27,693 --> 01:16:29,960 - No, no, no, listen. - Wait until we're secure. 1601 01:16:29,962 --> 01:16:31,628 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] Okay. 1602 01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:32,963 {\fad(250,250)}[ALARM BEEPING] 1603 01:16:32,965 --> 01:16:33,867 {\fad(250,250)}[CLEARS THROAT] 1604 01:16:37,136 --> 01:16:38,036 Right. 1605 01:16:40,339 --> 01:16:41,975 {\fad(250,250)}[SEATBELT CLATTERS] 1606 01:16:45,343 --> 01:16:47,246 ♪ ♪ 1607 01:17:03,495 --> 01:17:06,663 So is there anything you want to tell us 1608 01:17:06,665 --> 01:17:07,765 about your girlfriend? 1609 01:17:07,767 --> 01:17:09,365 He's talking about EDITH. 1610 01:17:09,367 --> 01:17:10,868 I made a mistake, I'm sorry, 1611 01:17:10,870 --> 01:17:12,536 but he is not who you think he is. 1612 01:17:12,538 --> 01:17:14,837 Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals, 1613 01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:16,840 it's all fake. He has some illusion tech. 1614 01:17:16,842 --> 01:17:19,876 That's how he tricked you, and me into giving him EDITH. 1615 01:17:19,878 --> 01:17:23,747 It's a projector. I pulled it off the fire monster in Prague. 1616 01:17:23,749 --> 01:17:26,081 So all that death and destruction 1617 01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:28,917 we witnessed was created by this? 1618 01:17:28,919 --> 01:17:31,353 No, not just this. I think he's using drones. 1619 01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:32,921 Well, if this is true, 1620 01:17:32,923 --> 01:17:36,591 then Beck's very dangerous and we need to be smart. 1621 01:17:36,593 --> 01:17:38,230 Who else did you tell about this? 1622 01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:41,529 Parker? Parker! 1623 01:17:41,531 --> 01:17:44,634 - What's wrong? - It's Beck. He's here. 1624 01:17:44,636 --> 01:17:46,638 What? Hill? 1625 01:17:51,976 --> 01:17:53,345 No, it's just an illu... 1626 01:17:54,645 --> 01:17:55,647 Fury! 1627 01:17:57,214 --> 01:17:59,083 Unh. Aah! 1628 01:17:59,918 --> 01:18:01,317 {\fad(250,250)}[COUGHS] 1629 01:18:01,319 --> 01:18:03,452 - BECK:{\fad(250,250)} Wow, Peter, wow. - {\fad(250,250)}[COUGHING] 1630 01:18:03,454 --> 01:18:05,587 - I thought we were close. - {\fad(250,250)}[GORANING] 1631 01:18:05,589 --> 01:18:09,157 Fury always had to die, but not you. 1632 01:18:09,159 --> 01:18:10,294 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} Stop hiding, Beck! 1633 01:18:13,097 --> 01:18:15,062 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} I tried to help you walk away. 1634 01:18:15,064 --> 01:18:16,531 Now you're making me do this. 1635 01:18:16,533 --> 01:18:18,436 {\fad(250,250)}[ECHOING] 1636 01:18:21,872 --> 01:18:25,706 You told me, you were just a kid. 1637 01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:29,077 You told me, you wanted to run after that girl. 1638 01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:30,981 - MJ:{\fad(250,250)} Help me! - MJ! 1639 01:18:32,115 --> 01:18:33,149 Oh, God! 1640 01:18:35,219 --> 01:18:37,085 Peter, what's going on? 1641 01:18:37,087 --> 01:18:38,420 I know this isn't real. 1642 01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:39,754 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} Do you, though? 1643 01:18:39,756 --> 01:18:41,289 {\fad(250,250)}[GASPING] 1644 01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:43,058 MJ! 1645 01:18:43,060 --> 01:18:44,992 - {\fad(250,250)}[SCREAMING] - MJ! 1646 01:18:44,994 --> 01:18:46,827 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 1647 01:18:46,829 --> 01:18:49,296 I don't think you know what's real, Peter. 1648 01:18:49,298 --> 01:18:51,465 {\fad(250,250)}[ECHOING] 1649 01:18:51,467 --> 01:18:52,970 Whoa! Whoa! 1650 01:18:59,810 --> 01:19:01,612 {\fad(250,250)}[YELLING] 1651 01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:04,147 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} You need to wake up! 1652 01:19:05,982 --> 01:19:07,884 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANING] 1653 01:19:13,121 --> 01:19:15,024 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 1654 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:27,500 ♪ ♪ 1655 01:19:27,502 --> 01:19:30,005 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} I mean, look at yourself. 1656 01:19:34,042 --> 01:19:35,944 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 1657 01:19:39,549 --> 01:19:42,249 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} You are just a scared little kid 1658 01:19:42,251 --> 01:19:44,020 in a sweat suit. 1659 01:19:45,254 --> 01:19:46,853 I created Mysterio 1660 01:19:46,855 --> 01:19:50,023 to give the world someone to believe in. 1661 01:19:50,025 --> 01:19:51,891 I control the truth. 1662 01:19:51,893 --> 01:19:54,596 Mysterio is the truth. 1663 01:20:14,049 --> 01:20:15,551 {\fad(250,250)}[SCREAMS] 1664 01:20:18,253 --> 01:20:20,418 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} If you were good enough, 1665 01:20:20,420 --> 01:20:22,957 maybe Tony would still be alive. 1666 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,262 {\fad(250,250)}[YELLING] 1667 01:20:34,936 --> 01:20:38,873 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} Deep down, you know I'm right. 1668 01:20:41,575 --> 01:20:43,444 - {\fad(250,250)}[CLANGS] - {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 1669 01:20:49,283 --> 01:20:51,716 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} You made your choice. 1670 01:20:51,718 --> 01:20:54,920 And all you had to do was step aside. 1671 01:20:54,922 --> 01:20:57,089 And now you have... 1672 01:20:57,091 --> 01:20:58,724 {\fad(250,250)}[GUNSHOT] 1673 01:20:58,726 --> 01:21:00,628 {\fad(250,250)}[GASPING] 1674 01:21:01,527 --> 01:21:03,528 ♪ ♪ 1675 01:21:03,530 --> 01:21:05,433 {\fad(250,250)}[SIRENS WAILING] 1676 01:21:09,703 --> 01:21:11,269 Fury. Unh. 1677 01:21:11,271 --> 01:21:14,738 Beck's people are trying to find everyone 1678 01:21:14,740 --> 01:21:16,841 who could expose him. 1679 01:21:16,843 --> 01:21:18,109 Who'd you tell? 1680 01:21:18,111 --> 01:21:19,811 - Um... - I know you told someone... 1681 01:21:19,813 --> 01:21:21,012 - Um... - ...so just tell me. 1682 01:21:21,014 --> 01:21:22,814 - Okay. - Who did you tell? 1683 01:21:22,816 --> 01:21:24,315 Who else did you tell? 1684 01:21:24,317 --> 01:21:26,084 Just Ned and MJ from my class. 1685 01:21:26,086 --> 01:21:27,850 Maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty, 1686 01:21:27,852 --> 01:21:29,420 - but that's it. - {\fad(250,250)}[LAUGHING] 1687 01:21:29,422 --> 01:21:31,088 What? 1688 01:21:31,090 --> 01:21:33,823 You are so gullible. 1689 01:21:33,825 --> 01:21:35,960 - What? - You're smart as a whip. 1690 01:21:35,962 --> 01:21:38,328 Just a... 1691 01:21:38,330 --> 01:21:39,831 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} ...sucker. 1692 01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:41,665 And now all your friends have to die. 1693 01:21:41,667 --> 01:21:43,200 Oh, my God. 1694 01:21:43,202 --> 01:21:45,137 {\fad(250,250)}[GASPING] 1695 01:21:47,306 --> 01:21:48,773 It's easy to fool people 1696 01:21:48,775 --> 01:21:51,244 when they're already fooling themselves. 1697 01:21:55,713 --> 01:21:57,850 But for what it's worth, Peter, 1698 01:21:59,118 --> 01:22:00,320 I really am sorry. 1699 01:22:03,021 --> 01:22:04,757 {\fad(250,250)}[GASPS] 1700 01:22:09,895 --> 01:22:11,362 - EDITH. - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Yes, Quentin. 1701 01:22:11,364 --> 01:22:15,031 Access files to Peter Parker's class trip. 1702 01:22:15,033 --> 01:22:17,369 I need them to fly home from London. 1703 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:23,975 ♪ ♪ 1704 01:22:26,177 --> 01:22:28,079 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 1705 01:22:31,183 --> 01:22:33,085 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 1706 01:22:37,456 --> 01:22:39,358 {\fad(250,250)}[COUGHING] 1707 01:22:50,135 --> 01:22:52,037 {\fad(250,250)}[SNORING] 1708 01:22:56,475 --> 01:22:57,376 Hi. 1709 01:22:58,710 --> 01:22:59,875 Where am I? 1710 01:22:59,877 --> 01:23:02,211 Municipal holding facility. 1711 01:23:02,213 --> 01:23:04,913 They said they found you unconscious at the train yard. 1712 01:23:04,915 --> 01:23:06,147 Very dangerous. 1713 01:23:06,149 --> 01:23:07,415 And we gave you the shirt 1714 01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:09,485 because you seemed a bit cold. 1715 01:23:09,487 --> 01:23:11,289 Thanks. 1716 01:23:13,090 --> 01:23:14,256 You guys are nice. 1717 01:23:14,258 --> 01:23:15,524 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 1718 01:23:15,526 --> 01:23:17,426 You speak really good English. 1719 01:23:17,428 --> 01:23:19,727 ALL:{\fad(250,250)} Welcome to the Netherlands. 1720 01:23:19,729 --> 01:23:21,730 I'm in the Netherlands right now? 1721 01:23:21,732 --> 01:23:23,134 Yep. 1722 01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:26,200 Bye. Aah! 1723 01:23:26,202 --> 01:23:28,936 - Guard! - The guard is on a break. 1724 01:23:28,938 --> 01:23:31,440 - Probably talking to his wife. - Yeah, she's pregnant. 1725 01:23:31,442 --> 01:23:32,807 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1726 01:23:32,809 --> 01:23:34,444 {\fad(250,250)}[ALL SPEAKING IN DUTCH] 1727 01:23:40,817 --> 01:23:42,650 Yeah. 1728 01:23:42,652 --> 01:23:43,886 Yeah. 1729 01:23:43,888 --> 01:23:46,922 Night Monkey. Yeah. 1730 01:23:46,924 --> 01:23:48,826 ♪ ♪ 1731 01:23:51,061 --> 01:23:52,161 You guys okay? 1732 01:23:54,964 --> 01:23:56,867 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 1733 01:23:59,302 --> 01:24:01,301 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 1734 01:24:01,303 --> 01:24:02,938 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 1735 01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:06,240 - Excuse me, sir? - Yeah? 1736 01:24:06,242 --> 01:24:08,443 - Could I borrow your phone? - Yeah. 1737 01:24:08,445 --> 01:24:09,844 {\fad(250,250)}[SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 1738 01:24:09,846 --> 01:24:12,814 Everyone is so nice here. Uh... 1739 01:24:12,816 --> 01:24:14,951 - Okay. - {\fad(250,250)}[DIALING] 1740 01:24:18,789 --> 01:24:20,389 Okay. 1741 01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:26,094 Pick up, pick up, pick up. Hey, hey, uh... 1742 01:24:26,096 --> 01:24:29,564 I messed up. I need a... I need a ride. 1743 01:24:29,566 --> 01:24:32,065 Where am I? Where am I, sir? 1744 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,271 It's Broek op Langedijk. 1745 01:24:36,138 --> 01:24:38,270 Hang on. Could you say that into there? 1746 01:24:38,272 --> 01:24:42,108 Hi. It's Broek op Langedijk here. 1747 01:24:42,110 --> 01:24:44,277 Yeah, no problem. Heh, heh. 1748 01:24:44,279 --> 01:24:45,912 Thanks. 1749 01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:46,849 Did you get that? 1750 01:25:08,337 --> 01:25:10,937 Peter? Are you okay? 1751 01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:13,806 - Happy, is that you? - Yeah, of course it's me. 1752 01:25:13,808 --> 01:25:17,376 Stop! Tell me something only you would know. 1753 01:25:17,378 --> 01:25:20,212 Only I would know. Uh... 1754 01:25:20,214 --> 01:25:23,382 Remember we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video 1755 01:25:23,384 --> 01:25:25,384 in your room? They didn't list titles, 1756 01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:27,887 but I could tell by the price it was an adult film. 1757 01:25:27,889 --> 01:25:30,856 - And you didn't know how I knew... - Okay, fine! It's you. Stop. 1758 01:25:30,858 --> 01:25:33,526 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 1759 01:25:33,528 --> 01:25:36,762 It's so good to see you. 1760 01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:40,031 Peter, you'll have to tell me what the hell is going on here. 1761 01:25:40,033 --> 01:25:41,933 Okay, hold still. 1762 01:25:41,935 --> 01:25:43,737 There we go. 1763 01:25:49,542 --> 01:25:50,742 Ouch. 1764 01:25:50,744 --> 01:25:52,376 I thought you had super strength. 1765 01:25:52,378 --> 01:25:54,381 It still hurts. 1766 01:25:56,216 --> 01:25:58,920 - Happy, come on. - All right, relax. 1767 01:26:00,387 --> 01:26:02,420 - Just a few more. There we go. - Oh, my God. 1768 01:26:02,422 --> 01:26:04,256 - Relax. - Don't tell me to relax, Happy! 1769 01:26:04,258 --> 01:26:06,627 How can I relax when I messed up so bad? 1770 01:26:07,594 --> 01:26:09,762 I trusted Beck. Right? 1771 01:26:09,764 --> 01:26:11,263 I thought he was my friend. 1772 01:26:11,265 --> 01:26:13,630 I gave him the only thing Mr. Stark left for me, 1773 01:26:13,632 --> 01:26:16,301 and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe, 1774 01:26:16,303 --> 01:26:19,204 so please do not tell me to relax. 1775 01:26:19,206 --> 01:26:20,737 {\fad(250,250)}[INHALES SHARPLY] 1776 01:26:20,739 --> 01:26:23,807 I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout. 1777 01:26:23,809 --> 01:26:26,544 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 1778 01:26:26,546 --> 01:26:28,315 I just really miss him. 1779 01:26:29,282 --> 01:26:30,784 Yeah, I miss him too. 1780 01:26:33,586 --> 01:26:36,253 Everywhere I go... 1781 01:26:36,255 --> 01:26:37,888 I see his face. 1782 01:26:37,890 --> 01:26:40,357 {\fad(250,250)}[VOICE BREAKING] And the whole world is asking 1783 01:26:40,359 --> 01:26:43,127 who's gonna be the next Iron Man... 1784 01:26:43,129 --> 01:26:45,129 {\fad(250,250)}[SNIFFLES] 1785 01:26:45,131 --> 01:26:48,602 And I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man. 1786 01:26:50,403 --> 01:26:52,704 You're not Iron Man. 1787 01:26:52,706 --> 01:26:54,606 You're never gonna be Iron Man. 1788 01:26:54,608 --> 01:26:56,473 {\fad(250,250)}[BREATHES SHAKILY] 1789 01:26:56,475 --> 01:26:58,877 Nobody could live up to Tony. 1790 01:26:58,879 --> 01:27:00,314 Not even Tony. 1791 01:27:01,813 --> 01:27:03,745 Tony was my best friend. 1792 01:27:03,747 --> 01:27:05,081 And he was a mess. 1793 01:27:05,083 --> 01:27:06,949 He second-guessed everything he did. 1794 01:27:06,951 --> 01:27:08,651 He was all over the place. 1795 01:27:08,653 --> 01:27:11,654 The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess 1796 01:27:11,656 --> 01:27:13,258 was picking you. 1797 01:27:14,826 --> 01:27:18,127 I don't think Tony would have done what he did 1798 01:27:18,129 --> 01:27:21,633 if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone. 1799 01:27:22,934 --> 01:27:24,568 Now, your friends are in trouble, 1800 01:27:24,570 --> 01:27:28,174 you're all alone, your tech is missing. 1801 01:27:29,575 --> 01:27:31,644 What are you gonna do about it? 1802 01:27:33,211 --> 01:27:36,480 ♪ ♪ 1803 01:27:36,482 --> 01:27:38,114 I'm gonna kick his ass. 1804 01:27:38,116 --> 01:27:41,051 I mean, right now. Specifically, what are we gonna do? 1805 01:27:41,053 --> 01:27:42,953 We've been hovering over a tulip field 1806 01:27:42,955 --> 01:27:44,221 for the last 15 minutes. 1807 01:27:44,223 --> 01:27:45,956 Right. I can't call my friends 1808 01:27:45,958 --> 01:27:47,658 because he's tracking their phones. 1809 01:27:47,660 --> 01:27:48,891 Give me your phone. 1810 01:27:48,893 --> 01:27:50,225 - My cell phone? - Yeah. 1811 01:27:50,227 --> 01:27:51,827 Okay. Here. 1812 01:27:51,829 --> 01:27:53,229 What's your password? 1813 01:27:53,231 --> 01:27:54,229 "Password." 1814 01:27:54,231 --> 01:27:55,898 No, what is your password? 1815 01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:58,233 - "Password," spelled out. - Head of security, 1816 01:27:58,235 --> 01:28:01,202 - and your password is "password"? - I don't feel good about it. 1817 01:28:01,204 --> 01:28:04,340 Hello, governor. Cup of tea? I'm gonna be in London soon. 1818 01:28:04,342 --> 01:28:06,408 - They're in London. - London, okay. 1819 01:28:06,410 --> 01:28:07,475 Yeah, I need a suit. 1820 01:28:07,477 --> 01:28:09,114 Suit? 1821 01:28:13,183 --> 01:28:15,085 ♪ ♪ 1822 01:28:30,101 --> 01:28:32,167 Okay, um... 1823 01:28:32,169 --> 01:28:35,239 bring up everything you have on Spider-Man. 1824 01:28:41,810 --> 01:28:44,414 Yeah, open that. Okay, no, no, no. 1825 01:28:52,020 --> 01:28:54,688 - What? - Nothing. 1826 01:28:54,690 --> 01:28:57,560 You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music. 1827 01:28:59,095 --> 01:29:01,396 {\fad(250,250)}[AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 1828 01:29:01,398 --> 01:29:03,233 Oh, I love Led Zeppelin. 1829 01:29:08,706 --> 01:29:11,574 Okay, can you pull up my web-shooters? 1830 01:29:12,575 --> 01:29:13,942 Isolate the Taser webs, 1831 01:29:13,944 --> 01:29:16,344 and reconfigure and boost the voltage 1832 01:29:16,346 --> 01:29:19,447 to a factor of 25 percent, 1833 01:29:19,449 --> 01:29:22,349 and give me complete manual control over detonation. 1834 01:29:22,351 --> 01:29:25,451 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Forget the hearse 'Cause I never die... ♪ 1835 01:29:25,453 --> 01:29:27,454 I thought Kree having sleeper cells 1836 01:29:27,456 --> 01:29:28,888 was top secret information. 1837 01:29:28,890 --> 01:29:31,525 Nick, satellites are picking up an EM pulse. 1838 01:29:31,527 --> 01:29:34,093 - I thought that was over. - It's the biggest one yet. 1839 01:29:34,095 --> 01:29:35,929 - Where? - London. 1840 01:29:35,931 --> 01:29:38,432 Okay, the company set up a city tour, 1841 01:29:38,434 --> 01:29:41,604 and then we'll grab a bite and head to the airport. 1842 01:29:43,773 --> 01:29:46,272 Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is? 1843 01:29:46,274 --> 01:29:48,842 Oh, yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific 1844 01:29:48,844 --> 01:29:50,343 about this science tour at all. 1845 01:29:50,345 --> 01:29:52,111 No, no, I'm talking about Peter. 1846 01:29:52,113 --> 01:29:53,946 Has no one noticed how shady he is? 1847 01:29:53,948 --> 01:29:55,949 I saw him in the back room of a rest stop 1848 01:29:55,951 --> 01:29:57,817 with some woman in his underwear, 1849 01:29:57,819 --> 01:29:59,587 and he's always sneaking away, 1850 01:29:59,589 --> 01:30:01,522 like back at the opera, huh? 1851 01:30:01,524 --> 01:30:04,991 Now he's suddenly off the trip, with his family in Berlin? 1852 01:30:04,993 --> 01:30:07,397 Is no one else here interested in the truth? 1853 01:30:08,831 --> 01:30:11,098 "The very concept of objective truth 1854 01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:12,700 is fading out of the world." 1855 01:30:12,702 --> 01:30:14,601 George Orwell. Thank you, MJ. 1856 01:30:14,603 --> 01:30:17,002 Yeah. Well, since Peter's not really here 1857 01:30:17,004 --> 01:30:18,104 to tell his truth, 1858 01:30:18,106 --> 01:30:19,873 what about you, Brad? 1859 01:30:19,875 --> 01:30:22,208 Why take pictures of people in the bathroom? 1860 01:30:22,210 --> 01:30:23,976 Yeah, dude, what's that about? 1861 01:30:23,978 --> 01:30:26,678 No, no, no, it wasn't like that. It was... 1862 01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:27,980 I was trying to take a... 1863 01:30:27,982 --> 01:30:30,016 Let's put all this craziness behind us 1864 01:30:30,018 --> 01:30:32,885 and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. 1865 01:30:32,887 --> 01:30:36,955 "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington," said the class. Okay. 1866 01:30:36,957 --> 01:30:40,025 I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now. 1867 01:30:40,027 --> 01:30:42,628 You gotta stop doing that. It is weird. 1868 01:30:42,630 --> 01:30:46,365 No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls. 1869 01:30:46,367 --> 01:30:48,100 - Okay? - HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} Look at this. 1870 01:30:48,102 --> 01:30:49,869 Mr. Harrington, this is your bus. 1871 01:30:49,871 --> 01:30:53,172 - We got a bus all to ourselves. - Nice to see you all. Come along. 1872 01:30:53,174 --> 01:30:55,306 - I'll get this, yeah? Why not? - Thank you. 1873 01:30:55,308 --> 01:30:57,342 BOY:{\fad(250,250)} Yeah. Thank you, brother. 1874 01:30:57,344 --> 01:30:59,211 HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} All right. 1875 01:30:59,213 --> 01:31:00,916 I have the kids. 1876 01:31:04,785 --> 01:31:06,717 MYSTERIO:{\fad(250,250)} I got here as fast as I could. 1877 01:31:06,719 --> 01:31:09,820 I did a full perimeter sweep. Nothing. 1878 01:31:09,822 --> 01:31:10,724 Damn it. 1879 01:31:13,326 --> 01:31:14,525 Pulse is spiking. 1880 01:31:14,527 --> 01:31:15,993 I'll take another look. 1881 01:31:15,995 --> 01:31:17,828 Soon as you see something, report. 1882 01:31:17,830 --> 01:31:20,198 You're all we've got, Beck. 1883 01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:22,870 MYSTERIO:{\fad(250,250)} If this is what I fear, then God help us, Fury. 1884 01:31:24,137 --> 01:31:26,872 God help us all. 1885 01:31:26,874 --> 01:31:28,907 Okay, no Avengers coming. Good to go. 1886 01:31:28,909 --> 01:31:31,842 - William, launch the drones. - Copy that, brother. 1887 01:31:31,844 --> 01:31:35,579 Drones are entering the atmosphere weapons-hot. 1888 01:31:35,581 --> 01:31:37,517 ♪ ♪ 1889 01:31:41,053 --> 01:31:43,188 - Excellent. Janice? - Working on the cape. 1890 01:31:43,190 --> 01:31:44,422 Get those wrinkles out. 1891 01:31:44,424 --> 01:31:46,390 I could be shaking hands with the queen. 1892 01:31:46,392 --> 01:31:47,960 - Guterman? - Almost in position. 1893 01:31:47,962 --> 01:31:50,527 - Okay. Hit it, Victoria. - Increasing pulse. 1894 01:31:50,529 --> 01:31:51,929 {\fad(250,250)}[WHIRRING] 1895 01:31:51,931 --> 01:31:54,564 Whatever this is, it's 100 times bigger 1896 01:31:54,566 --> 01:31:55,732 than the previous ones. 1897 01:31:55,734 --> 01:31:57,067 EDITH? 1898 01:31:57,069 --> 01:31:58,702 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Yes, Quentin. 1899 01:31:58,704 --> 01:32:00,470 Show me my loose ends. 1900 01:32:00,472 --> 01:32:02,305 Once the show's going, 1901 01:32:02,307 --> 01:32:04,140 execute the kill order on my command. 1902 01:32:04,142 --> 01:32:05,375 - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Copy. - All right. 1903 01:32:05,377 --> 01:32:07,144 Start the show. 1904 01:32:07,146 --> 01:32:08,412 {\fad(250,250)}[THUNDER RUMBLES] 1905 01:32:08,414 --> 01:32:10,450 Let's save the world, people. 1906 01:32:12,718 --> 01:32:15,653 I don't like this. Something's definitely up. 1907 01:32:15,655 --> 01:32:18,822 You're an FOS now. "Friend of Spider-Man." 1908 01:32:18,824 --> 01:32:22,058 And you have to remember, just stay calm. 1909 01:32:22,060 --> 01:32:23,394 {\fad(250,250)}[EXHALES HEAVILY] 1910 01:32:23,396 --> 01:32:24,662 {\fad(250,250)}[CRASHING] 1911 01:32:24,664 --> 01:32:26,996 That doesn't look good. 1912 01:32:26,998 --> 01:32:29,065 But it's fake, nothing to worry about. 1913 01:32:29,067 --> 01:32:33,270 And the kids are in the kill zone. 1914 01:32:33,272 --> 01:32:35,275 BECK:{\fad(250,250)} Great work, Guterman. 1915 01:32:36,507 --> 01:32:38,174 - {\fad(250,250)}[CELL PHONE BUZZES] - What? 1916 01:32:38,176 --> 01:32:40,777 - Happy Hogan here. - I know. What do you want? 1917 01:32:40,779 --> 01:32:42,978 At Mr. Stark's, going through his belongings. 1918 01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:44,947 There was a surfboard you left behind. 1919 01:32:44,949 --> 01:32:46,782 - What? - People said they didn't think 1920 01:32:46,784 --> 01:32:50,053 Nick Fury was a surfer, I said, "Appearances can be deceiving." 1921 01:32:50,055 --> 01:32:52,789 It's not mine. And don't ever call this number again. 1922 01:32:52,791 --> 01:32:54,993 ♪ ♪ 1923 01:33:00,631 --> 01:33:03,232 HAPPY:{\fad(250,250)} Fury's got the coded message. 1924 01:33:03,234 --> 01:33:05,067 Your friends are at the Tower Bridge. 1925 01:33:05,069 --> 01:33:07,769 Your boy called it London Bridge, but I figured it out. 1926 01:33:07,771 --> 01:33:09,472 - I'll scoop them up, okay? - Yeah. 1927 01:33:09,474 --> 01:33:10,673 - We're close. - We're close. 1928 01:33:10,675 --> 01:33:12,074 - How's the suit? - Almost done. 1929 01:33:12,076 --> 01:33:13,476 - Good. - Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. 1930 01:33:13,478 --> 01:33:16,111 Before you go, if something happens to me, 1931 01:33:16,113 --> 01:33:17,847 could you please give this to MJ? 1932 01:33:17,849 --> 01:33:20,116 You'll make it back. Give it to her yourself. 1933 01:33:20,118 --> 01:33:21,584 - You got this. - I got this. 1934 01:33:21,586 --> 01:33:24,486 - Walk me through it. - I know it's illusion tech. 1935 01:33:24,488 --> 01:33:26,254 All I do is get inside the illusion, 1936 01:33:26,256 --> 01:33:27,489 then I can take it down, 1937 01:33:27,491 --> 01:33:29,091 find him, and he's just a guy. 1938 01:33:29,093 --> 01:33:30,525 I can take EDITH right back. 1939 01:33:30,527 --> 01:33:33,027 Right, but last time, you got hit by a train. 1940 01:33:33,029 --> 01:33:36,198 True, but this time... 1941 01:33:36,200 --> 01:33:39,133 How do I explain this? Uh... I have a sixth sense. 1942 01:33:39,135 --> 01:33:42,771 The Peter-tingle. That's what you're talking about, right? 1943 01:33:42,773 --> 01:33:44,039 It's not working, though. 1944 01:33:44,041 --> 01:33:46,008 I heard it wasn't working now. Is it? 1945 01:33:46,010 --> 01:33:48,310 It is working. I don't know if it's working... 1946 01:33:48,312 --> 01:33:50,378 You got the Peter-tingle. That's the plan. 1947 01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:51,847 I'm gonna go get your friends. 1948 01:33:51,849 --> 01:33:54,048 You get that Peter-tingle back online. 1949 01:33:54,050 --> 01:33:55,217 I got this. I got this. 1950 01:33:55,219 --> 01:33:57,121 ♪ ♪ 1951 01:34:00,890 --> 01:34:02,792 {\fad(250,250)}[WHIRRING] 1952 01:34:09,832 --> 01:34:10,865 Cue the lightning. 1953 01:34:10,867 --> 01:34:12,968 Cuing lightning. 1954 01:34:16,438 --> 01:34:17,704 {\fad(250,250)}[GASPS] 1955 01:34:17,706 --> 01:34:19,773 Sir, is it still safe on the top, 1956 01:34:19,775 --> 01:34:22,042 or should we all come down? 1957 01:34:22,044 --> 01:34:22,978 Oh, my. 1958 01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:26,346 What did the bus driver say? 1959 01:34:26,348 --> 01:34:27,948 Bus driver's gone. 1960 01:34:27,950 --> 01:34:29,449 - What? - GIRL:{\fad(250,250)} Where? 1961 01:34:29,451 --> 01:34:32,285 It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control! 1962 01:34:32,287 --> 01:34:33,755 No. Don't drag me into this. 1963 01:34:33,757 --> 01:34:36,591 I'm doing my best, Julius! 1964 01:34:36,593 --> 01:34:39,025 - Look... - Oh, the witches are back. 1965 01:34:39,027 --> 01:34:41,330 - Oh, my God, get off the bus! - {\fad(250,250)}[ALL CLAMORING] 1966 01:34:44,767 --> 01:34:46,132 - {\fad(250,250)}[HORN HONKING] - {\fad(250,250)}[GASPS] 1967 01:34:46,134 --> 01:34:48,101 - MAN:{\fad(250,250)} Okay. - Okay, follow me, kids. 1968 01:34:48,103 --> 01:34:49,638 {\fad(250,250)}[SCREAMS] 1969 01:34:51,241 --> 01:34:53,310 Come on, let's go! 1970 01:35:03,351 --> 01:35:05,617 {\fad(250,250)}[ROARING] 1971 01:35:05,619 --> 01:35:08,755 Now, that is an Avengers-level threat. 1972 01:35:08,757 --> 01:35:10,659 ♪ ♪ 1973 01:35:25,307 --> 01:35:27,140 HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} This way. This way! 1974 01:35:27,142 --> 01:35:28,574 - Okay. Okay. - GIRL:{\fad(250,250)} Oh, my God! 1975 01:35:28,576 --> 01:35:30,476 - MJ:{\fad(250,250)} Flash! - DELL:{\fad(250,250)} Follow that hand. 1976 01:35:30,478 --> 01:35:32,244 HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} This way. Follow me. 1977 01:35:32,246 --> 01:35:35,415 - It's not real, it's not real! - It looks real to me! 1978 01:35:35,417 --> 01:35:37,751 HARRINGTON:{\fad(250,250)} Follow me, kids! 1979 01:35:37,753 --> 01:35:39,952 DELL:{\fad(250,250)} Earth, wind, fire, water. Oh, no. 1980 01:35:39,954 --> 01:35:42,055 They joined forces like the Power Rangers. 1981 01:35:42,057 --> 01:35:43,823 - You're thinking of Voltron. - Who? 1982 01:35:43,825 --> 01:35:45,791 Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron! 1983 01:35:45,793 --> 01:35:47,661 Hey, look, it's Mysterio! 1984 01:35:47,663 --> 01:35:49,329 He's gonna save us! 1985 01:35:50,264 --> 01:35:51,996 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANING] 1986 01:35:51,998 --> 01:35:54,265 Wait, if Mysterio knows we know... 1987 01:35:54,267 --> 01:35:56,434 - Then we're in danger. - Yeah, and so are they. 1988 01:35:56,436 --> 01:35:57,637 We should go. 1989 01:35:59,105 --> 01:36:00,474 Kill that witch! Ba-bow! 1990 01:36:02,042 --> 01:36:04,978 MYSTERIO:{\fad(250,250)} This is for my family! 1991 01:36:06,381 --> 01:36:08,146 You should get somewhere safe, Fury. 1992 01:36:08,148 --> 01:36:09,814 I don't see this ending well. 1993 01:36:09,816 --> 01:36:11,817 I appreciate your concern, 1994 01:36:11,819 --> 01:36:13,821 but I never leave my men behind. 1995 01:36:15,689 --> 01:36:17,723 All right, comms check. Can you hear me? 1996 01:36:17,725 --> 01:36:19,491 I can. It's a little loud out here. 1997 01:36:19,493 --> 01:36:21,192 - I like the new suit. - Thanks. 1998 01:36:21,194 --> 01:36:23,562 Whoa, Peter, you sure that's not real? 1999 01:36:23,564 --> 01:36:26,164 Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger than I expected. 2000 01:36:26,166 --> 01:36:27,465 - Still the play? - Uh-huh. 2001 01:36:27,467 --> 01:36:29,033 We need to get high enough 2002 01:36:29,035 --> 01:36:32,739 - so Beck doesn't see me coming. - Copy. Stay sticky. 2003 01:36:35,175 --> 01:36:37,340 - Hey, Happy. - Yeah, kid. What is it? 2004 01:36:37,342 --> 01:36:40,844 We need to have a conversation about you and my aunt! 2005 01:36:40,846 --> 01:36:42,748 ♪ ♪ 2006 01:36:54,827 --> 01:36:56,959 Beck, report! 2007 01:36:56,961 --> 01:36:59,463 I need a response. Something quick and decisive. 2008 01:36:59,465 --> 01:37:00,964 "It's all the Elementals. 2009 01:37:00,966 --> 01:37:02,900 They're merged into something..." 2010 01:37:02,902 --> 01:37:05,303 ...into something else. Something more powerful. 2011 01:37:05,305 --> 01:37:07,707 It's drawing energy from the Earth's core. 2012 01:37:11,877 --> 01:37:14,312 See, now, that's some bullshit. 2013 01:37:14,314 --> 01:37:15,949 {\fad(250,250)}[SIGHS] 2014 01:37:16,916 --> 01:37:17,850 Is that...? 2015 01:37:20,519 --> 01:37:22,986 ♪ ♪ 2016 01:37:22,988 --> 01:37:24,420 Be ready for anything. 2017 01:37:24,422 --> 01:37:25,457 Yeah. 2018 01:37:31,362 --> 01:37:33,798 It's not real, it's not real, it's not real! 2019 01:37:35,701 --> 01:37:38,333 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 2020 01:37:38,335 --> 01:37:40,570 Whoa. 2021 01:37:40,572 --> 01:37:42,374 That's awesome. 2022 01:37:56,722 --> 01:37:58,624 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 2023 01:38:07,598 --> 01:38:09,766 William, I've got drones breaking formation. 2024 01:38:09,768 --> 01:38:12,101 Maybe they hit a flock of birds. You're fine. 2025 01:38:12,103 --> 01:38:15,105 I wanna see what's happening Taking manual control. 2026 01:38:20,911 --> 01:38:23,078 WILLIAM:{\fad(250,250)} Do you see anything? 2027 01:38:23,080 --> 01:38:26,050 Yeah. And I'm gonna kill him. 2028 01:38:30,754 --> 01:38:32,556 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} I hope this works. 2029 01:38:34,691 --> 01:38:36,226 {\fad(250,250)}[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 2030 01:38:48,806 --> 01:38:49,741 You got me? 2031 01:38:54,712 --> 01:38:56,345 I got you. 2032 01:38:56,347 --> 01:38:59,148 WILLIAM:{\fad(250,250)} Boss, the illusion is coming apart. 2033 01:38:59,150 --> 01:39:01,816 ♪ ♪ 2034 01:39:01,818 --> 01:39:03,184 I see you. 2035 01:39:03,186 --> 01:39:05,122 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 2036 01:39:06,989 --> 01:39:08,991 - EDITH, give me protection. - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Copy. 2037 01:39:12,162 --> 01:39:13,163 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 2038 01:39:18,333 --> 01:39:20,136 {\fad(250,250)}[COUGHING] 2039 01:39:23,672 --> 01:39:25,305 Just kill the illusion. Kill it. 2040 01:39:25,307 --> 01:39:26,675 I'm not gonna. They'll see. 2041 01:39:26,677 --> 01:39:29,210 They'll see what I want them to see! 2042 01:39:29,212 --> 01:39:32,279 - Do you still need the cape? - Yes, Janice. 2043 01:39:32,281 --> 01:39:34,318 - I still need the cape. - Done. 2044 01:39:37,119 --> 01:39:39,620 - Now render my illusion suit. - All right, hang on. 2045 01:39:39,622 --> 01:39:41,855 The monster was full of drones! It's crazy! 2046 01:39:41,857 --> 01:39:43,060 There you are. 2047 01:39:46,829 --> 01:39:47,995 Easy. 2048 01:39:47,997 --> 01:39:49,899 {\fad(250,250)}[PEOPLE SCREAMING] 2049 01:39:52,199 --> 01:39:53,633 Who the hell is that? 2050 01:39:53,635 --> 01:39:55,235 {\fad(250,250)}[ALL CLAMORING] 2051 01:39:55,237 --> 01:39:56,469 - Ned! - NED:{\fad(250,250)} Happy! 2052 01:39:56,471 --> 01:39:58,370 I gotta get you out of here! 2053 01:39:58,372 --> 01:39:59,738 - Get on the jet! - Who are you? 2054 01:39:59,740 --> 01:40:01,909 I work with Spider-Man. Get on that jet. 2055 01:40:01,911 --> 01:40:03,744 You work for Spider-Man? 2056 01:40:03,746 --> 01:40:05,948 I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man. 2057 01:40:08,583 --> 01:40:10,683 - New plan. Into the Tower. - STUDENTS:{\fad(250,250)} What? 2058 01:40:10,685 --> 01:40:12,018 Happy, are you okay? 2059 01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:13,720 HAPPY:{\fad(250,250)} We're okay. Just get Beck. 2060 01:40:13,722 --> 01:40:16,188 - EDITH, target Spider-Man. - EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Copy. 2061 01:40:16,190 --> 01:40:18,094 ♪ ♪ 2062 01:40:20,561 --> 01:40:22,731 I'll just kill the kids myself. 2063 01:40:27,636 --> 01:40:28,604 Whoa! 2064 01:40:37,411 --> 01:40:38,746 There you are. 2065 01:40:41,215 --> 01:40:42,949 Into the Crown Jewels vault! 2066 01:40:42,951 --> 01:40:44,819 - Yeah, go, go, go! - Come on. 2067 01:40:48,723 --> 01:40:50,321 - FLASH:{\fad(250,250)} Go! - HAPPY:{\fad(250,250)} Into the vault! 2068 01:40:50,323 --> 01:40:52,592 The walls are 8 feet thick. Go into the vault! 2069 01:40:52,594 --> 01:40:53,892 - What? - Into the vault. Go! 2070 01:40:53,894 --> 01:40:55,630 {\fad(250,250)}[ALL CLAMORING] 2071 01:40:56,831 --> 01:40:58,466 HAPPY:{\fad(250,250)} Take cover! 2072 01:41:00,902 --> 01:41:02,103 {\fad(250,250)}[BOTH PANTING] 2073 01:41:04,205 --> 01:41:06,107 ♪ ♪ 2074 01:41:12,479 --> 01:41:15,314 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 2075 01:41:15,316 --> 01:41:16,949 ♪ ♪ 2076 01:41:16,951 --> 01:41:17,919 {\fad(250,250)}[SOFTLY] Okay. 2077 01:41:22,489 --> 01:41:23,588 Yeah? 2078 01:41:23,590 --> 01:41:25,425 {\fad(250,250)}[MOUTHS] No. No. 2079 01:41:27,427 --> 01:41:28,329 {\fad(250,250)}[GASPS] 2080 01:41:29,728 --> 01:41:30,963 I see you. 2081 01:41:33,232 --> 01:41:34,168 Get that thing out... 2082 01:41:38,304 --> 01:41:39,770 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 2083 01:41:39,772 --> 01:41:40,940 Go! 2084 01:41:45,312 --> 01:41:46,847 {\fad(250,250)}[YELLS] 2085 01:41:47,813 --> 01:41:50,150 How does Cap do that? 2086 01:41:59,192 --> 01:42:02,493 Happy, say something, to let me know you're alive! 2087 01:42:02,495 --> 01:42:04,861 - HAPPY:{\fad(250,250)} I'm here. I'm here. - Happy, thank God. 2088 01:42:04,863 --> 01:42:09,033 I bought us some time, but not much. 2089 01:42:09,035 --> 01:42:12,337 I'm trying to get to Beck, but I can't shake these drones! 2090 01:42:20,846 --> 01:42:23,647 ♪ ♪ 2091 01:42:23,649 --> 01:42:25,218 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 2092 01:42:26,418 --> 01:42:27,920 Gotcha. 2093 01:42:31,390 --> 01:42:33,292 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 2094 01:42:42,101 --> 01:42:43,069 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 2095 01:42:46,504 --> 01:42:48,540 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 2096 01:42:49,674 --> 01:42:51,476 Going up! 2097 01:43:20,872 --> 01:43:22,004 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 2098 01:43:22,006 --> 01:43:23,141 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 2099 01:43:27,744 --> 01:43:28,744 Finally. 2100 01:43:28,746 --> 01:43:31,214 Hey, William, how we doing? 2101 01:43:31,216 --> 01:43:33,415 Illusion almost back up. 2102 01:43:33,417 --> 01:43:35,921 I don't know how you're gonna spin this. 2103 01:43:37,087 --> 01:43:38,989 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 2104 01:43:41,959 --> 01:43:43,227 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 2105 01:43:45,930 --> 01:43:47,833 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 2106 01:43:50,300 --> 01:43:51,569 Oh, great. No webs. 2107 01:44:05,282 --> 01:44:07,485 - Are we gonna die? - Nobody dies on my watch. 2108 01:44:10,086 --> 01:44:12,020 I wasted my life playing video games, 2109 01:44:12,022 --> 01:44:13,821 and we're gonna die. 2110 01:44:13,823 --> 01:44:17,758 I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it. 2111 01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:20,495 I post stupid videos daily for people to like me. 2112 01:44:20,497 --> 01:44:23,196 Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, 2113 01:44:23,198 --> 01:44:25,433 Spider-Man would've never found you. 2114 01:44:25,435 --> 01:44:29,004 Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys. 2115 01:44:29,006 --> 01:44:31,004 If you saved us, why are we about to die? 2116 01:44:31,006 --> 01:44:32,472 - MJ! - Stop it! 2117 01:44:32,474 --> 01:44:33,941 I'm sorry, okay? 2118 01:44:33,943 --> 01:44:35,643 I'm obsessed with telling the truth 2119 01:44:35,645 --> 01:44:38,278 even if it hurts other people's feelings. 2120 01:44:38,280 --> 01:44:40,316 I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. 2121 01:44:44,385 --> 01:44:45,821 We're sharing, right? 2122 01:44:54,830 --> 01:44:56,733 ♪ ♪ 2123 01:45:24,959 --> 01:45:27,694 - Your lies are over, Beck. - {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 2124 01:45:27,696 --> 01:45:31,296 This certainly isn't ideal, but I have contingencies. 2125 01:45:31,298 --> 01:45:32,667 EDITH? 2126 01:45:35,035 --> 01:45:36,938 {\fad(250,250)}[COUGHING] 2127 01:45:40,474 --> 01:45:43,042 Just give me the glasses. 2128 01:45:43,044 --> 01:45:44,780 You want these? 2129 01:45:46,213 --> 01:45:47,114 Come and get them. 2130 01:45:56,089 --> 01:45:57,422 {\fad(250,250)}[INHALES DEEPLY] 2131 01:45:57,424 --> 01:45:58,856 Come on, Peter-tingle. 2132 01:45:58,858 --> 01:46:00,592 {\fad(250,250)}[EXHALES HEAVILY] 2133 01:46:00,594 --> 01:46:02,230 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 2134 01:46:23,717 --> 01:46:25,216 Why aren't these drones firing? 2135 01:46:25,218 --> 01:46:27,085 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} You're in the strike zone. 2136 01:46:27,087 --> 01:46:31,158 - The chance of getting hit is... - No, fire all the drones now! 2137 01:46:39,732 --> 01:46:41,267 {\fad(250,250)}[GROANS] 2138 01:46:47,807 --> 01:46:49,573 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 2139 01:46:49,575 --> 01:46:51,143 Beck! 2140 01:46:51,145 --> 01:46:53,047 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 2141 01:46:54,448 --> 01:46:55,449 Beck. 2142 01:46:56,615 --> 01:46:58,148 You lied to me. 2143 01:46:58,150 --> 01:47:01,018 - And I trusted you. - I know. 2144 01:47:01,020 --> 01:47:03,486 That's the most... 2145 01:47:03,488 --> 01:47:05,625 d-disappointing part. 2146 01:47:06,859 --> 01:47:08,795 You're a good person, Peter. 2147 01:47:11,029 --> 01:47:12,831 Such a weakness. 2148 01:47:14,934 --> 01:47:17,166 Stark was right. 2149 01:47:17,168 --> 01:47:19,171 You do deserve them. 2150 01:47:21,306 --> 01:47:23,339 ♪ ♪ 2151 01:47:23,341 --> 01:47:25,277 {\fad(250,250)}[PANTING] 2152 01:47:30,315 --> 01:47:32,685 You can't trick me anymore. 2153 01:47:35,988 --> 01:47:38,489 EDITH, turn off the drones. 2154 01:47:38,491 --> 01:47:42,159 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Biometric scan complete. Welcome back, Peter. 2155 01:47:42,161 --> 01:47:44,093 Execute all cancellation protocols? 2156 01:47:44,095 --> 01:47:45,329 Just do it. 2157 01:47:45,331 --> 01:47:46,900 - Execute them all. - Confirmed. 2158 01:47:49,768 --> 01:47:51,670 ♪ ♪ 2159 01:47:56,139 --> 01:47:58,208 Give me the spear. 2160 01:47:58,210 --> 01:47:59,678 That's a halberd. Ahem. 2161 01:48:02,112 --> 01:48:03,548 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 2162 01:48:04,715 --> 01:48:06,317 Thank you. 2163 01:48:09,888 --> 01:48:13,225 - How could you do all of this? - You'll see, Peter. 2164 01:48:14,892 --> 01:48:18,630 People, they need to believe. 2165 01:48:19,697 --> 01:48:21,566 And nowadays... 2166 01:48:23,367 --> 01:48:25,737 they'll believe anything. 2167 01:48:29,840 --> 01:48:31,743 ♪ ♪ 2168 01:48:36,045 --> 01:48:37,481 Is he...? 2169 01:48:38,682 --> 01:48:40,084 Is this real? 2170 01:48:41,585 --> 01:48:43,887 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} All illusions are down, Peter. 2171 01:48:49,759 --> 01:48:50,927 {\fad(250,250)}[CELL PHONE BUZZING] 2172 01:48:58,367 --> 01:48:59,967 FLASH:{\fad(250,250)} Whoo! Yeah! 2173 01:48:59,969 --> 01:49:01,636 Hey, where you going? 2174 01:49:01,638 --> 01:49:03,574 {\fad(250,250)}[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 2175 01:49:06,143 --> 01:49:09,276 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTING] 2176 01:49:09,278 --> 01:49:10,514 - MJ. - Hey. 2177 01:49:11,380 --> 01:49:12,748 - Hey. - Hey. 2178 01:49:12,750 --> 01:49:14,582 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. Are you okay? 2179 01:49:14,584 --> 01:49:16,918 - Yeah. Yeah. - Is everybody else okay? 2180 01:49:16,920 --> 01:49:19,788 - Yeah, everyone's okay. - {\fad(250,250)}[EXHALES] 2181 01:49:19,790 --> 01:49:22,457 - What happened? - There was just the drones, 2182 01:49:22,459 --> 01:49:25,728 and they were following us, and then they just stopped. 2183 01:49:26,963 --> 01:49:28,999 - Was that you? - Yeah. 2184 01:49:29,932 --> 01:49:31,468 Did you get him? 2185 01:49:34,204 --> 01:49:35,806 - Yeah. - Well, I, um... 2186 01:49:37,307 --> 01:49:39,305 brought that. 2187 01:49:39,307 --> 01:49:41,608 In case you needed some help. 2188 01:49:41,610 --> 01:49:43,613 - Thanks. - {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 2189 01:49:44,814 --> 01:49:46,714 Anyway, uh, 2190 01:49:46,716 --> 01:49:49,382 there was this sweaty guy in the tower with us. 2191 01:49:49,384 --> 01:49:52,319 I think he works for you or something. 2192 01:49:52,321 --> 01:49:53,453 He, um... 2193 01:49:53,455 --> 01:49:54,988 He gave me this. 2194 01:49:54,990 --> 01:49:56,926 No. No. 2195 01:49:58,427 --> 01:49:59,992 Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry. 2196 01:49:59,994 --> 01:50:02,130 - I had this stupid plan. - Peter. 2197 01:50:02,132 --> 01:50:04,131 I wrote it down, I was gonna buy you this 2198 01:50:04,133 --> 01:50:06,169 and give it to you in Paris at the top... 2199 01:50:09,637 --> 01:50:11,072 And you kissed me. 2200 01:50:11,074 --> 01:50:13,740 - What? What? - Yeah. 2201 01:50:13,742 --> 01:50:15,741 I don't really have much luck 2202 01:50:15,743 --> 01:50:19,245 when it comes to getting close to people. 2203 01:50:19,247 --> 01:50:22,051 Um... So I lied. 2204 01:50:23,350 --> 01:50:24,850 I wasn't just watching you 2205 01:50:24,852 --> 01:50:27,989 because I thought you were Spider-Man. 2206 01:50:29,324 --> 01:50:31,892 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 2207 01:50:31,894 --> 01:50:33,362 That's great. 2208 01:50:34,829 --> 01:50:37,363 - Black dahlia, like the murder. - The murder. 2209 01:50:37,365 --> 01:50:39,499 - Good. - Yeah. Heh. 2210 01:50:39,501 --> 01:50:41,201 Sorry it's broken. 2211 01:50:41,203 --> 01:50:44,070 I actually like it better broken. 2212 01:50:44,072 --> 01:50:46,342 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLING] I really like you. 2213 01:50:48,042 --> 01:50:49,511 I really like you too. 2214 01:50:50,679 --> 01:50:52,178 Uh... 2215 01:50:52,180 --> 01:50:54,115 ♪ ♪ 2216 01:51:03,590 --> 01:51:05,824 - Uh. Okay. I should... - {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 2217 01:51:05,826 --> 01:51:08,861 I should probably get back to the class. 2218 01:51:08,863 --> 01:51:10,265 I'll go and... 2219 01:51:11,497 --> 01:51:13,768 - Yeah. Heh. I don't know. - Heh. Okay. 2220 01:51:15,068 --> 01:51:16,136 Just in case. 2221 01:51:21,242 --> 01:51:22,877 {\fad(250,250)}[CHUCKLES] 2222 01:51:24,211 --> 01:51:25,744 HAPPY:{\fad(250,250)} Yeah, no. 2223 01:51:25,746 --> 01:51:29,080 No, May, you're right. He did great. He was strong. 2224 01:51:29,082 --> 01:51:31,249 Yeah. I'm glad he stayed too. 2225 01:51:31,251 --> 01:51:33,086 I gotta go. 2226 01:51:34,153 --> 01:51:35,419 I'm glad you're alive. 2227 01:51:35,421 --> 01:51:37,155 I guess the coded message worked. 2228 01:51:37,157 --> 01:51:39,758 "Appearances can be deceiving." Heh. 2229 01:51:39,760 --> 01:51:42,194 I'm surprised you didn't just wink in the camera. 2230 01:51:42,196 --> 01:51:44,696 - It worked. - Because I had serious doubts 2231 01:51:44,698 --> 01:51:46,164 about Beck from the beginning. 2232 01:51:46,166 --> 01:51:47,734 Not true. He had zero doubts. 2233 01:51:51,403 --> 01:51:52,503 Where's Parker? 2234 01:51:52,505 --> 01:51:53,904 He's with a girl. 2235 01:51:53,906 --> 01:51:56,574 I need to speak with him. 2236 01:51:56,576 --> 01:51:58,376 He'll call you. 2237 01:51:58,378 --> 01:52:00,077 He'll...? 2238 01:52:00,079 --> 01:52:01,982 {\fad(250,250)}[LAUGHING] 2239 01:52:03,450 --> 01:52:05,583 Okay. Great. 2240 01:52:05,585 --> 01:52:07,452 Well, he better. 2241 01:52:07,454 --> 01:52:08,554 Or it's your ass. 2242 01:52:10,022 --> 01:52:13,391 And don't even think about ghosting me. 2243 01:52:13,393 --> 01:52:15,495 ♪ ♪ 2244 01:52:17,630 --> 01:52:20,297 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Hey, little girl ♪ 2245 01:52:20,299 --> 01:52:23,637 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ I wanna be Your boyfriend ♪ 2246 01:52:24,937 --> 01:52:27,437 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Sweet little girl... ♪ 2247 01:52:27,439 --> 01:52:30,240 {\fad(250,250)}[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 2248 01:52:30,242 --> 01:52:32,409 Are you sure no one else has figured it out? 2249 01:52:32,411 --> 01:52:36,012 Yeah, it's not like anybody really pays attention to you. 2250 01:52:36,014 --> 01:52:37,012 Ouch. 2251 01:52:37,014 --> 01:52:38,847 Except for me. 2252 01:52:38,849 --> 01:52:40,283 Aw. Thanks. 2253 01:52:40,285 --> 01:52:42,085 - Don't be late. - I won't. 2254 01:52:42,087 --> 01:52:43,286 See you later. 2255 01:52:43,288 --> 01:52:45,822 - You guys are so cute. - Thanks. 2256 01:52:45,824 --> 01:52:47,623 Uh... 2257 01:52:47,625 --> 01:52:51,161 I was thinking we should all go on a double date or something. 2258 01:52:51,163 --> 01:52:53,829 {\fad(250,250)}[IN UNISON] Oh, we broke up. 2259 01:52:53,831 --> 01:52:55,265 No. What? Why? 2260 01:52:55,267 --> 01:52:57,699 Men and women grow apart, 2261 01:52:57,701 --> 01:52:59,536 but the journey they share together 2262 01:52:59,538 --> 01:53:01,771 will always be a part of them. 2263 01:53:01,773 --> 01:53:04,410 - You are so wise. - Thank you. 2264 01:53:07,812 --> 01:53:10,146 Hello, Gerald. 2265 01:53:10,148 --> 01:53:12,351 Could Mother not make it? 2266 01:53:13,518 --> 01:53:15,021 Hmm. 2267 01:53:18,156 --> 01:53:19,722 - PETER:{\fad(250,250)} May! - I promise you... Ah! 2268 01:53:19,724 --> 01:53:22,458 Oh, he's here. Don't give me a ticket. 2269 01:53:22,460 --> 01:53:26,228 - Heh. Ah. - Ooh. I'm so glad you're okay. 2270 01:53:26,230 --> 01:53:29,298 No, for real, I'm good. I'm actually really fine. 2271 01:53:29,300 --> 01:53:31,099 Let's go. Where are your bags? 2272 01:53:31,101 --> 01:53:32,501 Oh, right. They got blown up. 2273 01:53:32,503 --> 01:53:34,303 Yeah. Heh. 2274 01:53:34,305 --> 01:53:35,772 I got you hot buttered bagels. 2275 01:53:35,774 --> 01:53:37,872 - Thank you so much. - I know my boy. 2276 01:53:37,874 --> 01:53:39,809 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} I kept my identity pretty guarded 2277 01:53:39,811 --> 01:53:41,343 this past couple years. 2278 01:53:41,345 --> 01:53:43,144 I faced a lot of deception. 2279 01:53:43,146 --> 01:53:46,115 And I'm tired of the lies. 2280 01:53:46,117 --> 01:53:48,820 So it's time for the truth to be out there. 2281 01:53:51,387 --> 01:53:52,390 Are you dating? 2282 01:53:53,391 --> 01:53:55,691 - Yes. - Not really. 2283 01:53:55,693 --> 01:53:57,526 - What? - Well... 2284 01:53:57,528 --> 01:53:59,027 - I think... - Summer fling. 2285 01:53:59,029 --> 01:54:01,697 Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. 2286 01:54:01,699 --> 01:54:03,465 I still don't know where it's going. 2287 01:54:03,467 --> 01:54:04,966 Open to wherever it might lead. 2288 01:54:04,968 --> 01:54:07,303 - Anywhere. On or off. - To share it with people... 2289 01:54:07,305 --> 01:54:09,237 We'll always be friends, no matter what. 2290 01:54:09,239 --> 01:54:11,072 I'm gonna go because I've got a date. 2291 01:54:11,074 --> 01:54:13,674 HAPPY:{\fad(250,250)} ...because we all are interconnected. 2292 01:54:13,676 --> 01:54:14,875 - Bye. - MAY:{\fad(250,250)} We are. 2293 01:54:14,877 --> 01:54:16,779 ♪ ♪ 2294 01:54:27,924 --> 01:54:29,324 Whoo! 2295 01:54:29,326 --> 01:54:30,694 {\fad(250,250)}[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 2296 01:54:32,528 --> 01:54:33,527 {\fad(250,250)}[THUDDING] 2297 01:54:33,529 --> 01:54:35,099 Sorry! 2298 01:54:39,569 --> 01:54:40,604 Whoa! 2299 01:54:41,970 --> 01:54:43,439 Whoa. 2300 01:54:46,109 --> 01:54:47,411 Whoo! 2301 01:54:54,551 --> 01:54:57,421 Whoo-hoo! 2302 01:55:11,466 --> 01:55:13,100 - Hey. - Hey. Sorry I'm late. 2303 01:55:13,102 --> 01:55:15,502 - It's fine. - You ready? 2304 01:55:15,504 --> 01:55:17,271 - Yeah. - You're gonna love this. 2305 01:55:17,273 --> 01:55:19,239 Okay! Okay! 2306 01:55:19,241 --> 01:55:21,141 - Okay. Okay. - You ready? 2307 01:55:21,143 --> 01:55:24,444 Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. 2308 01:55:24,446 --> 01:55:26,346 {\fad(250,250)}[MJ WHIMPERING] 2309 01:55:26,348 --> 01:55:29,516 I should stop looking. I'm gonna stop looking! Heh. 2310 01:55:29,518 --> 01:55:31,854 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} Whoo! 2311 01:55:32,921 --> 01:55:34,286 {\fad(250,250)}[MJ SCREAMING] 2312 01:55:34,288 --> 01:55:36,192 ♪ ♪ 2313 01:55:46,635 --> 01:55:50,972 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Can't seem to get my mind Off of you ♪ 2314 01:55:52,740 --> 01:55:57,141 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Back here at home There's nothing to do ♪ 2315 01:55:57,143 --> 01:55:58,778 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2316 01:55:58,780 --> 01:56:01,846 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Now that I'm away ♪ 2317 01:56:01,848 --> 01:56:04,917 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ I wish I'd stayed ♪ 2318 01:56:04,919 --> 01:56:11,090 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Tomorrow's a day of mine That you won't be in ♪ 2319 01:56:11,092 --> 01:56:15,664 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ When you looked at me I should've run ♪ 2320 01:56:17,298 --> 01:56:21,469 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ But I thought It was just for fun ♪ 2321 01:56:23,271 --> 01:56:26,338 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ I see I was wrong ♪ 2322 01:56:26,340 --> 01:56:29,475 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ And I'm not so strong ♪ 2323 01:56:29,477 --> 01:56:35,546 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ I should've known all along That time would tell ♪ 2324 01:56:35,548 --> 01:56:41,720 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ A week without you Thought I'd forget ♪ 2325 01:56:41,722 --> 01:56:43,889 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Two weeks without you ♪ 2326 01:56:43,891 --> 01:56:49,493 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ And I still haven't gotten Over you yet ♪ 2327 01:56:49,495 --> 01:56:52,563 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Vacation All I ever wanted ♪ 2328 01:56:52,565 --> 01:56:55,567 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Vacation Had to get away ♪ 2329 01:56:55,569 --> 01:56:59,740 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Vacation Meant to be spent alone ♪ 2330 01:57:01,775 --> 01:57:04,841 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Vacation All I ever wanted ♪ 2331 01:57:04,843 --> 01:57:07,912 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Vacation Had to get away ♪ 2332 01:57:07,914 --> 01:57:11,951 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Vacation Meant to be spent alone ♪ 2333 01:57:13,921 --> 01:57:17,188 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Vacation All I ever wanted ♪ 2334 01:57:17,190 --> 01:57:20,190 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Vacation Had to get away ♪ 2335 01:57:20,192 --> 01:57:24,430 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Vacation Meant to be spent alone ♪ 2336 01:57:45,685 --> 01:57:48,755 Okay. You can put me down now! You can put me down now! 2337 01:57:50,288 --> 01:57:51,890 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} You okay? 2338 01:57:53,425 --> 01:57:54,791 Uh... 2339 01:57:54,793 --> 01:57:57,361 Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. 2340 01:57:57,363 --> 01:57:59,963 Let's just... Never, never doing that again. 2341 01:57:59,965 --> 01:58:01,764 - I'm never doing that again. - Okay. 2342 01:58:01,766 --> 01:58:03,567 I should probably get out of here. 2343 01:58:03,569 --> 01:58:05,171 - Be safe. Heh. - See you later. 2344 01:58:08,440 --> 01:58:10,640 MAN:{\fad(250,250)} {\fad(250,250)}[OVER LED SCREEN] This is breaking news. 2345 01:58:10,642 --> 01:58:13,642 We come with revelations about last week's attack in London. 2346 01:58:13,644 --> 01:58:15,910 An anonymous source provided this video. 2347 01:58:15,912 --> 01:58:18,780 It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, 2348 01:58:18,782 --> 01:58:20,782 moments before his death. 2349 01:58:20,784 --> 01:58:23,053 A warning, you may find this video disturbing. 2350 01:58:23,055 --> 01:58:25,154 I managed to send the Elemental through the rift, 2351 01:58:25,156 --> 01:58:27,088 but I don't think I'm gonna make it. 2352 01:58:27,090 --> 01:58:28,990 Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. 2353 01:58:28,992 --> 01:58:31,660 He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology, 2354 01:58:31,662 --> 01:58:35,297 saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man. 2355 01:58:35,299 --> 01:58:38,133 EDITH:{\fad(250,250)} Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? 2356 01:58:38,135 --> 01:58:39,968 There will be significant casualties. 2357 01:58:39,970 --> 01:58:41,971 PETER:{\fad(250,250)} Do it. Execute them all. 2358 01:58:41,973 --> 01:58:43,708 {\fad(250,250)}[GUNS FIRING] 2359 01:58:45,676 --> 01:58:48,878 This shocking video was released earlier today 2360 01:58:48,880 --> 01:58:50,512 on the controversial news website 2361 01:58:50,514 --> 01:58:52,115 TheDailyBugle.net. 2362 01:58:52,117 --> 01:58:53,382 There you have it, folks, 2363 01:58:53,384 --> 01:58:55,484 conclusive proof that Spider-Man 2364 01:58:55,486 --> 01:58:58,387 was responsible for the murder of Mysterio, 2365 01:58:58,389 --> 01:58:59,988 an interdimensional warrior 2366 01:58:59,990 --> 01:59:01,888 who gave his life to protect our planet 2367 01:59:01,890 --> 01:59:04,359 and who will no doubt go down in history 2368 01:59:04,361 --> 01:59:07,462 as the greatest superhero of all time. 2369 01:59:07,464 --> 01:59:09,631 But that's not all, folks. 2370 01:59:09,633 --> 01:59:11,065 Here's the real blockbuster. 2371 01:59:11,067 --> 01:59:12,967 Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit. 2372 01:59:12,969 --> 01:59:15,939 Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is... 2373 01:59:18,408 --> 01:59:22,144 Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker. 2374 01:59:22,146 --> 01:59:23,544 What the fu...? 2375 01:59:23,546 --> 01:59:25,448 ♪ ♪ 2376 02:00:18,100 --> 02:00:20,035 ♪ ♪ 2377 02:01:09,284 --> 02:01:11,186 ♪ ♪ 2378 02:01:29,470 --> 02:01:31,372 ♪ ♪ 2379 02:01:49,422 --> 02:01:51,324 ♪ ♪ 2380 02:02:07,107 --> 02:02:09,010 ♪ ♪ 2381 02:02:47,179 --> 02:02:49,081 ♪ ♪ 2382 02:04:10,828 --> 02:04:12,763 ♪ ♪ 2383 02:04:56,639 --> 02:04:58,542 ♪ ♪ 2384 02:05:22,997 --> 02:05:24,899 ♪ ♪ 2385 02:07:03,163 --> 02:07:05,065 ♪ ♪ 2386 02:07:20,379 --> 02:07:22,315 {\fad(250,250)}[SKA SONG PLAYING OVER RADIO] 2387 02:07:25,052 --> 02:07:27,821 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Stop Your messing around ♪ 2388 02:07:29,655 --> 02:07:31,689 {\fscx83\fscy83\fad(250,250)}♪ Better think Of your future... ♪ 2389 02:07:31,691 --> 02:07:33,660 You gotta tell him. 2390 02:07:35,061 --> 02:07:37,228 It was fine. 2391 02:07:37,230 --> 02:07:39,329 The little boy handled it. 2392 02:07:39,331 --> 02:07:41,032 We helped. 2393 02:07:41,034 --> 02:07:42,166 - Talos. - Come off it. 2394 02:07:42,168 --> 02:07:43,501 How was I supposed to know 2395 02:07:43,503 --> 02:07:44,969 that the whole thing was fake? 2396 02:07:44,971 --> 02:07:47,371 I mean, that was all very, very convincing. 2397 02:07:47,373 --> 02:07:49,039 The performances, the illusion, 2398 02:07:49,041 --> 02:07:51,073 that costume, the craftsmanship in that. 2399 02:07:51,075 --> 02:07:54,247 This is just embarrassing for a shape-shifter. Fine. 2400 02:07:56,649 --> 02:07:59,349 Hey there. I hope your mission is going well. 2401 02:07:59,351 --> 02:08:03,219 We gave the glasses to Parker about a week ago, like you said. 2402 02:08:03,221 --> 02:08:06,790 And it was very touching, you know? 2403 02:08:06,792 --> 02:08:08,658 Really, really quite touching. 2404 02:08:08,660 --> 02:08:10,059 Talos. 2405 02:08:10,061 --> 02:08:14,130 Um... And, you know, shortly after that, 2406 02:08:14,132 --> 02:08:15,965 it really kind of went off the rails, 2407 02:08:15,967 --> 02:08:17,468 so we need you to come back. 2408 02:08:17,470 --> 02:08:19,636 Everyone kept asking where the Avengers are, 2409 02:08:19,638 --> 02:08:21,237 I don't know what to say to that, 2410 02:08:21,239 --> 02:08:23,573 so you're lucky that Spider-Man won... 2411 02:08:23,575 --> 02:08:25,875 {\fad(250,250)}[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 2412 02:08:25,877 --> 02:08:28,245 {\fad(250,250)}[EXHALES] 2413 02:08:28,247 --> 02:08:29,813 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 2414 02:08:29,815 --> 02:08:31,717 ♪ ♪ 2415 02:08:34,885 --> 02:08:36,353 {\fad(250,250)}[GRUNTS] 2416 02:08:39,223 --> 02:08:41,126 ♪ ♪ 2417 02:08:45,663 --> 02:08:47,799 Everybody back to work! 2418 02:08:54,671 --> 02:08:56,540 Who's got my shoes? 2419 02:08:58,678 --> 02:09:00,673 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 203698