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-Yes, Helen.
-Mr. Stephens...
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...there's a gentleman from
the district attorney's office.
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Well, send him in.
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Mr. Stephens, Chuck Hawkins.
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I'll be prosecuting Benja--
Mr. Franklin, for the city.
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-Well, won't you sit down, Mr. Hawkins?
-Thank you.
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I hope you don't think
that I had anything to do with this.
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You know, Mr. Stephens,
lots of people have the idea...
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...that the district attorney's office...
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...is only interested
in sending people to jail.
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You mean, you have
a bad public image?
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Well, the truth is,
we're dedicated public servants.
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We're concerned about people.
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Plenty of mayors
and governors have started in my job.
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And it would certainly be a shame...
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...to hurt a budding political career
by an unpopular case.
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If I thought the crime was serious,
I'd prosecute to the hilt.
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But, after all, taking a fire engine....
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So the old guy's a little eccentric?
No one was hurt.
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So instead of subjecting the people of
this city to a long and expensive trial--
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With lots of publicity.
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--my office is prepared to reduce
the charge to disturbing the peace.
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Now, if Mr. Franklin
will plead guilty...
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...I can assure you he'll get
a suspended sentence or a light fine.
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Mr. Hawkins, I take back everything
I've ever said about the DA's office.
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We don't have to wait four weeks
for a misdemeanour.
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Have him down at Division 20
day after tomorrow.
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Darrin, have you seen this
about your friend, Ben Franklin?
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It's terrific.
Oh, sorry to interrupt.
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You can't buy this kind of publicity.
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Larry, meet Mr. Hawkins
of the DA's office.
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-How do you do?
-How do you do?
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The Franklin Electronics Corporation
are going to be in seventh heaven.
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-What a send-off for the campaign.
-So it was a gimmick, huh?
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Stephens, the charge is grand theft.
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And I intend to see that Franklin,
or whoever he is...
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...is prosecuted
to the full extent of the law.
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Mr. Hawkins, is the trial back
to four weeks away?
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And lose all this publicity?
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Day after tomorrow, Stephens.
Felony court.
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Now there are TV people outside...
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...and it's attracted
the entire neighbourhood.
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Aunt Clara,
you have to remember that spell.
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We have to get Benjamin Franklin
back here.
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-Yes. Yes.
-I'll try and stall them.
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Samantha Stephens?
I'm Bill Whalen of WXIW news...
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...and I'd like to speak
to Mr. Franklin.
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I'm sorry, but he has no comment.
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Oh, but even no comment from
Mr. Franklin is news. Where is he?
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Now, that's funny.
I've got something in my eye.
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Why don't you come back
when you've gotten it out?
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She did it.
She wiggled her nose. I saw her.
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I saw the whole thing
from the beginning.
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-First...Benjamin Franklin. Next--
-Next what? Who are you?
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Franklin Pierce, sir,
14th president of the United States.
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-Aunt Clara.
-Oh, I missed it again.
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Did I see what I thought I saw?
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Must have been
that something in your eye.
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Aunt Clara,
when you got Benjamin Franklin...
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...you were trying for
an electrician to fix my lamp.
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Yes, that was the spell,
but I couldn't work it out.
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That Gladys Kravitz is telling...
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...that television reporter
everything she's seen.
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And then she raised her arms
like this...
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...and said, "Hark ye,
witches who live in lamps--"
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-Yeah, yeah, lady. Sure.
-She did.
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She said it all.
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Aunt Clara...
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...did it begin, "Hark ye,
witches who live in lamps"?
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Oh, that's it, that's it.
"Hark ye, witches who live in lamps."
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Oh, yes.
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Hark ye, witches who live in lamps
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Sam, don't let her point at me.
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Darrin, where'd you come from?
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Well, I saw the crowd outside,
so I snuck around back.
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What is going on?
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Aunt Clara's remembered the spell.
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Go ahead, Aunt Clara.
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Hark ye....
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Hark ye, witches who live in lamps
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The power of watts
And ohms and amps
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And....
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The wizards of AC/DC transmission
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Send to me an electrician
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As you were saying, Mr. Stephens....
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Mr. Franklin,
thank heaven you're back.
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I wasn't aware that I'd left.
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But if this is the reception
you give return voyagers...
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...I must go away more often.
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What has transpired
during my absence?
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For one thing,
the trial's day after tomorrow.
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Day after tomorrow?
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And the district attorney's
out for blood.
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He thinks this is some kind
of advertising stunt.
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Darrin, shouldn't we get
Mr. Franklin a lawyer?
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Honey, we can't.
What could we tell him?
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Mr. Franklin,
couldn't you defend yourself?
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No, that might be unwise.
The man who defends himself...
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...has a fool for a lawyer
and a jackass for a client.
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-Abraham Lincoln said that.
-Abraham who?
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Whoever, he stole it from me.
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Maybe Darrin's right.
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After all, Mr. Franklin,
you are innocent.
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Mrs. Stephens, it's the innocent
who need an attorney.
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The guilty can lie for themselves.
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Oh, I like that.
Remind me to remember that.
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May I also remind you
that I told you...
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...the district attorney thinks
this is a publicity stunt...
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...and he's going to use that to turn the
jury's sympathy against Mr. Franklin?
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Well, we know it isn't true.
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The only way we can get
public sympathy on our side...
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...is for the people to see
and hear Mr. Franklin.
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Sam, there isn't time.
The trial is one day away.
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Darling, you forget
you're married to a witch.
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Now, I can't change public opinion...
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...but I can help it along
a little bit.
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Boys and girls...
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...for today's
Celebrity Day assembly...
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...we are honoured to have with us...
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...a member of America's
team of astronauts.
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It is a great pleasure
to present to you...
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...someone who could be
the first American on the moon...
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...Benjamin Franklin.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yes, Samantha, dear. Yes.
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Yes, I think I can handle that.
Right. Right away.
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That, ladies and gentlemen...
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...wraps up this edition
of WXIW afternoon news.
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This is Bill Whalen signing off
until 6 this evening.
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Correction, please.
There seems to be one more item.
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In response to the sudden wave
of Benjamin Franklin fever...
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...which is sweeping the city, this
station invites all interested viewers...
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...to call us collect
to express their opinion.
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Oh, I did it. I did it.
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Oh, won't Samantha be pleased.
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This is the Real Don Steele
happening on Boss Radio, baby.
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Those were the Nebbishes
with their release...
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..."Snarl, Baby, Snarl,
If You Love Me".
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And now, gang,
what you have been waiting for.
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The number one sound on
the all-new Big Boss 30 survey...
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...Ben Franklin delivers a speech...
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...to the Pennsylvania
Constitutional Convention.
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How about that, fun devils?
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I like it, I like it.
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There's a front-page story
on Mr. Franklin in every paper.
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They've been talking all day
about it on television.
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-Shall I turn it on?
-Oh, no, please. Please, Aunt Clara.
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Enough's enough.
That was Larry on the phone.
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He can't get it through
his head that all this...
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...isn't somehow connected
with the Franklin Electronics account.
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Will it help, sir,
if I speak to the gentleman?
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Oh, no, Mr. Franklin.
The only thing that would help...
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...is for you to be acquitted
and then just to....
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Disappear.
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I understand.
But what if I'm not acquitted?
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-What would you do if convicted?
-I'd go to jail, madam.
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I wish you were more optimistic.
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Optimists, madam, believe that
all will turn out for the best.
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They are, therefore,
constantly disappointed.
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I, on the other hand,
prepare myself for the worst.
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Should it not occur,
I am delightfully surprised.
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That's cute.
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Now, if you will excuse me,
I must get back...
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...to preparing my address
to the court.
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Stop worrying.
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-Start.
-Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
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...I intend to prove that
the defendant, whoever he is...
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...used the honoured name
of Benjamin Franklin...
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...as part of
an advertising campaign...
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...the sole purpose of which
is to sell transistor radios.
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Now, unfortunately, there's no law
against tasteless advertising.
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But in the process of his activities...
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...the defendant made a mistake.
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He stole a valuable public monument,
a rare old fire engine...
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...that was on display in front
of Fire Station Number Three.
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Now, such a crime is more
serious than ordinary theft...
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...because the man who steals
public property...
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...steals not only from one man,
but from everyone.
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Oh, an excellent point,
an excellent point.
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It's your turn, Mr. Franklin.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
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...human reason
is a very uncertain thing...
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...because two people can arrive...
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...at diametrically opposed positions
from the same premise.
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Consequently,
I think that a good, sure instinct...
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...is worth a great deal more.
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Now, the district attorney, I fear,
has set himself a very difficult task.
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First, he must prove
that I stole a fire engine.
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Now, what motive could a man
have for stealing a fire engine?
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Unless, of course,
he needed to put out a fire.
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And, second,
the district attorney must prove...
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...that I am not Benjamin Franklin
but, in fact, an impostor.
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If he succeeds,
I shall have to conclude...
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...that not only have I been mistaken as
to my identity all these many years...
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...but that my honoured
father and mother...
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...were somewhat confused
at my birth.
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You're the head librarian at
the main branch of the library?
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-That's right.
-And is that the man...
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...who walked into your library
a few days ago?
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Yes, that's him, Benjamin Franklin.
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Just "yes" or "no" will do.
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What happened
when he approached you?
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Well, of course,
there was quite a disturbance.
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I mean, everyone started whispering.
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And you can't have
that sort of thing in a library.
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I mean, there are signs all over.
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Then you would say he definitely
created a disturbance?
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-Yes.
-What else did he do?
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He wanted to pay a library fine
on a book that was 200 years overdue.
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He wanted to pay a library fine...
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...on a book that was overdue
for 200 years.
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Not exactly. You see,
he didn't actually have the book.
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But he said that
he had neglected to return it...
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...and it had been
on his conscience for 200 years.
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-Your witness, sir.
-No questions, Your Honour.
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You've made my point.
I'm nothing if not an honest man.
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You mean to say
that the defendant actually...
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...walked out on stage
and made a speech...
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...to the students in the auditorium?
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-Yes, sir. He did.
-Had you planned to have him speak?
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No, we planned
a totally different speaker.
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I don't even know
why I announced him.
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So he completely disrupted
your assembly?
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Well, at first he did, but then--
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-Naturally, you were outraged.
-Well, yes, in the beginning--
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Please, just--
Just answer the question.
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He's trying to,
but you won't let him finish.
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Boy, would I love to put
a hex on him.
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-How you think he'd look as a duck?
-Sam.
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Go on, sir. But what?
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Well, I just wanted to say that he gave
the finest speech I've ever heard.
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He talked about America
as the land of opportunity...
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...an education as something
precious.
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Even more precious because
it was available to everyone.
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What was the reaction
of the students?
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00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:13,169
Well, you know modern kids
are pretty sophisticated.
237
00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:16,178
They can tell a phoney a mile off.
238
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:19,374
But you could've heard a pin drop
while he was speaking.
239
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,897
And afterwards,
they cheered him for five minutes.
240
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,497
Thank you.
241
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,214
Any more questions
for this witness, counsellor?
242
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:29,853
No more questions, Your Honour.
243
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:33,017
No questions, Your Honour.
244
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:36,930
I think if the jury went out now,
they'd convict the DA.
245
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,051
Well, I'm ready to rest my case.
246
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:41,296
I call Darrin Stephens to the stand.
247
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:45,259
If only he were ready to rest his.
248
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:51,692
And have you ever
discussed the idea...
249
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,937
...of using Benjamin Franklin
as part of an advertising approach...
250
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,131
...to the Franklin Electronics
account?
251
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,292
I never brought it up.
252
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,254
Well, did anyone in your office
bring it up?
253
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:04,939
Yes.
254
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:07,574
-Who?
-My boss.
255
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,289
Mr. Stephens,
I just have one more question.
256
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,612
Who is that man
sitting at that table?
257
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,458
Remember, you're under oath.
258
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:21,019
To the best of my knowledge,
Benjamin Franklin.
259
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:26,415
Does he really believe that?
260
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,054
You know something even crazier?
261
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,490
I'm beginning to believe it.
262
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,170
And when Mrs. Stephens
introduced me...
263
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,575
...she said they were going
to a costume party.
264
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,532
But I knew that wasn't true.
265
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:42,095
-You see, she's a--
-You didn't believe her?
266
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:46,498
Oh, of course not. I knew how
he had gotten there. They cast--
267
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,976
Did Mr. Tate, Mr. Stephens' boss,
join you then?
268
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,252
-But I wanted to tell you--
-What did he say?
269
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:57,499
He said, "Good night, Ben."
270
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,179
And then he sort of winked.
271
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,856
Thank you, Mrs. Kravitz.
That'll be all.
272
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,733
But don't I get to tell you
what I know about her?
273
00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:08,851
Only if someone asks you.
274
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:13,056
Your witness, Mr. Franklin.
275
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,490
Mr. Franklin,
you can't cross-examine her.
276
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:19,732
But I must.
Her testimony's very damaging.
277
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:23,569
It'll be a lot more damaging
if she gets a chance to go on.
278
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,933
No questions, Your Honour.
279
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:28,051
That'll be all, madam.
You may step down.
280
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,613
Well....
281
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:34,772
-The prosecution rests, Your Honour.
-This court will recess for 15 minutes.
282
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,852
Time to start worrying again, right?
283
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:40,211
Right. It was going fine
until I got on the stand.
284
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:43,412
I'm afraid, with Mr. Stephens' testimony
and that Kravitz woman...
285
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,214
...the district attorney
established a plausible motive...
286
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:48,411
...for someone taking
a vintage fire engine.
287
00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:51,369
Vintage fire engine.
288
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:54,299
Vintage. I'll be right back.
289
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,378
Mr. Franklin,
call me as your next witness.
290
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,457
Would you tell the jury,
Mrs. Stephens...
291
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,890
...where you got the plaque
you hold in your hand?
292
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,136
From the fire engine
at Station Number Three.
293
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,179
Would you read the inscription?
294
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,689
"Benjamin Franklin
Memorial Fire Engine."
295
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:23,217
Your Honour, I'd like to enter
this plaque as exhibit A.
296
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,937
-Your Honour, may I ask a question?
-If it's relevant.
297
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,173
How can the district attorney...
298
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,940
...accuse Mr. Franklin
of stealing his own property?
299
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,529
He hasn't proved
he is Benjamin Franklin.
300
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,208
And you, sir,
have not proved that I am not.
301
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,498
I will admonish this gallery
only once.
302
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,010
Another outburst like that
and I'll have this courtroom cleared.
303
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,336
Thank you, Your Honour.
No more questions.
304
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,850
Do you believe the defendant
is Benjamin Franklin?
305
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,971
-Yes.
-How can you be so sure?
306
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,136
Just look at him,
listen to him talk.
307
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:05,058
That's no answer.
How do you know?
308
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,052
Well, if he isn't...
309
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:13,014
...why would he have tried to pay
for a book that was 200 years overdue?
310
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,139
Mrs. Stephens, do you know
the penalty for perjury?
311
00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:22,976
-Oh, hush up.
-Your Hon--
312
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,817
I don't see that
it makes any difference...
313
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,817
...whether he's Benjamin Franklin
or not.
314
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:32,409
He represents Mr. Franklin,
doesn't he?
315
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,374
Now, the district attorney...
316
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,856
...accuses him of creating
a disturbance in the library.
317
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,618
But he doesn't mention the fact...
318
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:42,414
...that he was honest enough
to pay a 200-year-old fine...
319
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:47,136
...or that Benjamin Franklin
created the first public library.
320
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:53,736
He also accuses him
of taking a fire engine.
321
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:55,976
But he doesn't mention the fact...
322
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:59,968
...that Benjamin Franklin started
the first volunteer fire department.
323
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:03,938
Aren't you going to object to this,
counsellor?
324
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,729
Doesn't look that way, Your Honour.
325
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,012
Now, it seems to me
that whoever he is...
326
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,609
...all this gentleman has done
since he's been here...
327
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,130
...is to remind us of the wonderful
things Benjamin Franklin has done.
328
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:21,218
And of the heritage of wisdom
that he left us.
329
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,456
Now, if I were the district attorney...
330
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:27,778
...I'd want to thank him instead
of trying to send him to jail.
331
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,252
Objection.
332
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:35,890
I think you're a little late,
counsellor.
333
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,537
-Congratulations, Mr. Franklin.
-Thank you.
334
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,617
-I knew you could do it.
-Congratulations.
335
00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:46,890
-Thank you, sir.
-That was a great speech, Sam.
336
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,216
Oh, thank you, Larry.
337
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,171
Mr. Franklin...
338
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:55,531
...this jury has found you not guilty...
339
00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:57,890
...a judgement
in which the court concurs.
340
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,851
You are free to go, but I would
like to ask you one question.
341
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:05,332
Do you intend to continue
being Benjamin Franklin?
342
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,812
Your Honour...
343
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,856
...I believe that a man's wisdom,
if he have any...
344
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:14,937
...should be left
to future generations...
345
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,176
...to measure against
their own circumstances.
346
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,738
If a man lives beyond his time...
347
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:23,537
...and attempts to impose old notions
upon new generations...
348
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,131
...he puts himself
in very grave danger...
349
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:29,013
...of losing any claim
to wisdom at all.
350
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,733
Therefore, Your Honour...
351
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,408
...although I shall continue
to be Benjamin Franklin...
352
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:35,736
...for I can do no other...
353
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:40,331
...I shall no longer be that untimely
gentleman in your gracious company.
354
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,528
Good day, sir.
355
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,740
Well, if he isn't, he ought to be.
356
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,214
Court's adjourned.
357
00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:00,499
Aunt Clara, I don't think
this is such a good idea.
358
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,168
Mr. Franklin, you said yourself
it was time to go back.
359
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:04,859
And so I shall, sir...
360
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,493
...after this dear lady and I...
361
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,770
...have a night, as you put it,
on the town.
362
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,335
Didn't you once say,
"Early to bed, early to rise...
363
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,417
...makes a man healthy,
wealthy and wise"?
364
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,896
Yes, I did, I did.
But that was before the electric light.
365
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:21,096
Don't you think that your escort
should be more appropriately dressed?
366
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,779
I'll get one of Darrin's suits.
367
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,733
No, no, no. I can do it.
368
00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:29,455
-Is this a button loose on your coat?
-Well, I hadn't noticed.
369
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,170
Tarrel, tarrel
370
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,049
Morning glorious
371
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:39,250
Correct appel-- Apparel
372
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,092
Sartor, sartorius
373
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:50,288
Oh, I goofed again.
374
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,331
Oh, no.
375
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:55,498
No, Aunt Clara,
you look beautiful.
376
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:59,579
Madam, you are a vision
of loveliness.
377
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:05,175
Oh, I congratulate you all for living
in this marvellous 20th century...
378
00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:07,211
...where such things are possible.
379
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:09,729
Oh, let us go on, madam.
380
00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:14,013
Well, don't wait up, children.
381
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,331
Good night.
382
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:26,215
Oh, I'm sure they'll be
all right, sweetheart.
383
00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:29,378
After all, they're both over 200.
384
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:19,776
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