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Everything here is just
beautiful, Samantha.
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Thank you, Gertrude.
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If I look a little
green, it's pure envy.
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I break out whenever I
see a friend happily married.
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Your turn will come.
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I know, but when?
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As soon as you
meet the right man.
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Have any idea where he's hiding?
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I'll bet Darrin knows
plenty of nice single men.
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Ohh, I don't want to
seem too eager, Samantha,
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but I'm always available.
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I'll have him invite someone
to dinner Friday night.
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Ohh!
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
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Don't worry about it. It's
only an inexpensive replica.
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It can be replaced.
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It didn't look inexpensive.
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Looks can be deceiving.
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Now, Gertrude, are you
gonna be able to come for dinner
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Friday night?
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Sure.
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But I think you'd be better
off inviting Hurricane Hannah.
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Don't be silly.
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See you Friday night.
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Thanks.
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What time Friday?
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Eight o'clock.
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I told you it could be replaced.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Hi there, sweetheart.
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Hi, baby.
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Did you have a hard
day at the office?
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The usual.
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I bet you're glad to have a
nice home to return to after work.
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You bet I am.
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Can I fix you a drink?
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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I bet some fellows at
the office aren't that lucky.
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None of them are.
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Some of them probably
aren't even married.
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Are you driving at
something, Sam?
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Why would you say that?
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Something about your approach.
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There are probably lots
of attractive bachelors
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at the office, aren't there?
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Why?
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Darrin, does every question
have to have a "why" behind it?
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Look, Sam, nobody
asks a question like that
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without having
an ulterior motive.
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Now, you own up.
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What is it?
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Do you have some
single girlfriend
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who's looking for a husband?
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Well, there is one
lovely girl I know.
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Uh-huh. Who?
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Gertrude.
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Do I know her?
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You met her at
the hospital benefit.
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Oh.
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Was she the one with the...?
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No, that's Lola.
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Was she the one with the...?
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No, I think you're
thinking about Nancy.
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I am thinking about Nancy.
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Forget about Nancy!
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Think about Gertrude.
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I'm afraid she didn't make much
of an impression on me, Sam.
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She'll make a fine impression
on some poor lonely boy
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at your office.
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No, she won't.
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I don't know any
poor lonely boys.
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What about that
artist friend of yours?
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Kermit.
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Oh, you're kidding!
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Kermit's having a
ball being single.
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Women throw
themselves at his feet.
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What a life that Kermit lives.
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You were leading the same
kind of life when you met me.
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And you were glad to give it up.
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Weren't you?
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Sure I was, Sam.
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But a girl like you doesn't
come along every day.
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Neither does a
girl like Gertrude.
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I have an idea.
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Why don't you ask Kermit
to dinner Friday night?
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Sam, if there's one thing
Kermit is not in the market for,
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it's a wife.
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Darling, I'm just asking
you to invite him to dinner,
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not his wedding.
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For me?
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Please?
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Hi, Kermit. Hi, Darrin.
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Mmm. Boy! You like her?
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Who wouldn't? Name's Susan.
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I know. I met her with you
a few times, remember?
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Oh, that's right.
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Um...
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I guess you're going to be
busy Friday night, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah. She asked
me out to her place.
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That's that.
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That's what?
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My wife had the crazy notion
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that you might like to
come to dinner at our house.
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Is Samantha a good cook?
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Pretty good. I'll come.
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And walk away from that?
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Well, I can always
walk right back.
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I hope.
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What time?
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Dinner's at 8.
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I'll be there.
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Hey, that's mine, buddy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Candles?
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We always have candles
when we have guests for dinner.
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Tonight I'd like
the lights on. Why?
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So that Kermit can get a good
look at your friend Gertrude.
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Now, darling,
don't make it sound
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as if I'm trying to put
something over on him.
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Well, aren't you?
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When he gets to know Gertrude,
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he's going to thank you
for bringing them together.
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If she were the kind of girl
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that would make an
impression on Kermit,
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I'd remember her from
the hospital benefit.
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Don't judge everybody's
tastes by your own, sweetheart.
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One man's meat
is another man's...
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I know this particular man's
tastes, Sam, believe me.
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Now, you behave yourself.
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I'll try.
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Hi. I hope I'm not late.
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No, you're the first one
here. Come on in, Gertrude.
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Hi, Darrin. Nice
seeing you again.
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Hi, Gertrude. Nice
seeing you again.
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Married life must
agree with you.
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You've put on a little
weight, haven't you?
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Oh, have I?
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Well, you look just
about the same.
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Really?
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I'd better retreat
to the powder room
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and see whether I can
do something about that.
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I don't remember her at all.
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Darrin!
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I'll get it, honey.
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Hello, Darrin. Hi,
Kermit. Come on in.
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Thank you. Hi, Samantha.
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Hello, Kermit.
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Ah, what'll I do
with this, Darrin?
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Oh, my gosh!
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Was it valuable?
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Don't ask.
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Don't kid.
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Don't worry. It can be
replaced just like that.
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Stop trying to frighten
the poor man. I'll do that.
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Hi. I'm Gertrude.
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Oh, I'm Kermit.
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Thanks for setting me
straight about that vase.
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My old buddy here had
me worried for a minute.
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Well, that vase happened
to be an authentic relic.
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Ha. So am I.
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Were you warned about me or
do I come as a horrible surprise?
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You're a delightful surprise.
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Tell me all about yourself.
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Oh, it's a terribly
uninteresting story.
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Why don't you tell
me all about you?
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With pleasure. You just happened
to hit on my favorite subject.
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He likes her.
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Where did she get the idea
that vase could be replaced?
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Oh, don't worry
about it, darling. It can.
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Samantha. Mm-hm?
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Is Gertrude a...?
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A what?
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You know.
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Really, Darrin! Now, come on.
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They seem to have taken
to each other. Isn't that nice?
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"Nice" isn't the
word. It's strange.
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You're surrounded by
beautiful girls day and night.
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I must come as quite a shock.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I'm not exactly
the model type.
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I think you're a
very lovely type
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and I wish you'd stop
running yourself down.
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Darrin, this girl is terrific.
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Where have you been hiding her?
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You'll have to ask
my wife that question.
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Uh, what are you
people drinking?
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I'll have a Crazy Charlie.
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Uh, what's that?
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It's my own invention.
It's composed of...
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Two parts vodka, one part gin
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and one part
bicarbonate of soda.
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How in the world
did you know that?
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I don't know. I must be psychic.
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I'll have a Crazy Charlie
too. It sounds interesting.
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Two Crazy Charlies coming up.
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Make that three.
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Three Crazy Charlies.
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And one bicarb
of soda. Straight.
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I can't get over you
knowing about Crazy Charlie.
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I bet you two find you have
a lot of things in common.
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Ah, Kermit, come
here. I need your help.
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I'll go.
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I want Kermit.
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Excuse me.
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What do you think of him?
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As a rule, I don't
like handsome men,
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but he's the exception.
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Be careful. Of what?
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Gertrude.
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What's the matter with her?
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I'm not sure.
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She seems perfectly okay to me.
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Believe me, I know more
about these things than you do.
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Since when?
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Since I got married.
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Listen, chum, a marriage
license is not a Master's degree.
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I know what I'm talking about!
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So do I.
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Take my advice:
Ignore that girl.
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I've got a better idea.
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What?
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I'll ignore you.
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Oh, Kermit.
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Here.
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Thank you.
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It's, uh... different.
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So are you.
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The curlew are passing
over early this year.
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Don't tell me
you're a bird lover!
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It's my one passion.
Don't tell me you are!
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Oh, I have many hidden
passions. That's one.
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Hey, I've got a great idea.
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You want me to go birdwatching
with you tomorrow morning.
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Gertrude, that's
absolutely astonishing.
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Confess. You possess
supernatural powers.
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Samantha, can I speak to
you in the kitchen for a minute?
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When? Now!
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Excuse me.
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Is Gertrude a witch?
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Ha-ha-ha. Darrin!
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Is that why you've
been acting so funny?
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I've been acting funny?!
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I'm glad you recognize it.
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Oh, come on, Sam! I
want a straight answer.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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For Kermit's sake.
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Gertrude is no more
of a witch than...
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Than you are! I thought so.
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Oh, I forgot
myself for a minute.
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Oh, no, you didn't.
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All right, Gertrude is a witch.
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All of my friends are witches
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and we're just waiting
for the right time
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to swoop down on
Morning Glory Circle
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and claim it in the
name of Beelzebub.
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Oh, come on, Sam. Quit kidding.
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Who's kidding?
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I have to check my roast.
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Sam? Yes, dear?
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Do something for me, will you?
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Anything.
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00:12:11,114 --> 00:12:13,692
Tell me honestly.
Is she or isn't she?
263
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:15,194
Is she or isn't she what?
264
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:17,096
Oh, come on,
Sam. This is serious.
265
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,365
Kermit's stopped dating
all of his old girlfriends.
266
00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:21,589
He's going out with
Gertrude every single night.
267
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:26,238
Ohh! That does sound serious.
268
00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:28,507
What I want to know is why.
269
00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:30,709
Don't you think you
ought to ask Kermit?
270
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:33,245
I did ask Kermit. He
can't figure it out either.
271
00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:36,615
It's obvious they like
each other very much.
272
00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:38,217
It's obvious she's a witch.
273
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:40,152
Does a girl have to be a witch
274
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,321
to make a man give
up all his old girlfriends?
275
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,224
If the man's Kermit and
the girl's Gertrude, yes.
276
00:12:45,248 --> 00:12:46,993
That's ridiculous, Darrin.
277
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,727
I know your tricks, Samantha.
278
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:52,564
I didn't use one single
trick to bring them together.
279
00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,733
That proves she's a witch!
280
00:12:54,757 --> 00:12:55,901
How does that prove it?
281
00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:57,903
How did she know
about Crazy Charlie?
282
00:12:57,927 --> 00:13:00,639
Oh.
283
00:13:00,663 --> 00:13:03,175
Well, I just did it
to get them started.
284
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,843
She's very shy, you know.
285
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,944
Oh.
286
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,480
And the curlew?
287
00:13:07,504 --> 00:13:09,948
You brought them over a wee
bit early this year, didn't you?
288
00:13:09,972 --> 00:13:11,817
They were on their way anyway.
289
00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:13,552
It was only a matter
of a couple of weeks.
290
00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:16,155
Sam, do you realize
this nonsense of yours
291
00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:18,024
could end up with those
two getting married?
292
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,226
Wouldn't that be nice?
293
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,428
A joke's a joke,
but this is no joke!
294
00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:24,363
Kermit shouldn't be
married under a spell.
295
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,033
Darling, nobody gets
married under a witch's spell.
296
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,967
We haven't got
that kind of power.
297
00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:30,802
No? No.
298
00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:33,705
A man meets a
girl, they fall in love,
299
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,307
and he asks her to marry him.
300
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:36,975
Just like you asked me.
301
00:13:36,999 --> 00:13:40,834
How do I know I
wasn't under your spell?
302
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,615
Is that what you think?
303
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:45,518
I don't know what I think.
304
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,502
Except I do think
Gertrude's a witch.
305
00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:53,359
What do you have
against witches?
306
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:58,286
Well, nothing personally,
but... But what?
307
00:14:01,691 --> 00:14:03,091
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
308
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:21,387
Hi, Darrin. Kermit.
309
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:23,355
Did you okay those layouts?
310
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,491
Not yet.
311
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,460
Look, Kermit, I think
we'd better have a talk.
312
00:14:27,484 --> 00:14:28,860
About what?
313
00:14:28,884 --> 00:14:31,063
About the way you've been
treating your old friends.
314
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,064
What friends?
315
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,166
For example, Susan. Susan?
316
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,602
You know, you haven't called
her since you met Gertrude.
317
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,105
I haven't been going out
with anybody but Gertrude.
318
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,339
Is that any reason
319
00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:42,241
to turn your back on
an old friend like Susan?
320
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:45,111
Susan's not a
friend. She's a girl.
321
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,945
Susan is a person!
322
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,914
And she's interested
in you as a person.
323
00:14:48,938 --> 00:14:50,849
In your career, in your mind.
324
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,284
You've got to be kidding.
325
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,308
Come on, okay
those layouts, will you?
326
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,655
I can't now. I'm too busy.
327
00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:58,124
When will you be able to?
328
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,791
Not until tomorrow
at the earliest.
329
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,460
They have to go
to the engravers.
330
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,694
Maybe late tomorrow.
331
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:03,895
How late?
332
00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:05,231
Ten o'clock.
333
00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:06,398
At night?
334
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,799
We'll have dinner and drinks.
335
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,424
I'll meet you at the
Interlude at 10:00.
336
00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:16,942
Of course I
remember you, Darrin.
337
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,611
You work with that
treacherous Kermit
338
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:20,746
who hasn't called me
in more than a month.
339
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,115
A spell?
340
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:27,319
Well, if he's been sick I'm
sure I can make him feel better.
341
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,755
All right. The Interlude at 10.
342
00:15:29,779 --> 00:15:31,879
I'll be there.
343
00:15:40,723 --> 00:15:41,900
Hello, Kermit?
344
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:44,936
Sorry to disappoint you,
Gertrude. It's only me.
345
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,707
If I sound like a giddy
girl in love, it's your fault.
346
00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:50,176
What are you doing tonight?
347
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,110
I plan on going to sleep early.
348
00:15:52,134 --> 00:15:54,835
It's the first night in weeks
I won't be seeing Kermit.
349
00:15:55,905 --> 00:15:58,617
And I think I know why.
350
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:02,188
Kermit and Darrin are
meeting at the Interlude tonight.
351
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,989
Darrin says it's business,
352
00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:06,559
but monkey business
is more like it.
353
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,094
He doesn't know it
yet, but I'm going along
354
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:11,885
and I want you to
meet me there at 10:00.
355
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,623
Good.
356
00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:19,738
You know something?
357
00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:21,207
I miss Gertrude.
358
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,509
That's sweet. It's crazy.
359
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,577
She's the only girl I know
360
00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:26,378
I never run out of
conversation with.
361
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,247
I think I'm gonna
ask her to marry me.
362
00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:30,482
That's wonderful!
363
00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:33,051
What made you suddenly
think of a thing like that?
364
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,420
I didn't suddenly think of it.
365
00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:36,088
I've been thinking
about it for weeks.
366
00:16:36,112 --> 00:16:37,423
Hi.
367
00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:38,490
Susan!
368
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:40,125
I hope I didn't
keep you waiting.
369
00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:41,927
Oh, hi, Susan.
370
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:42,994
Waiting?
371
00:16:43,018 --> 00:16:44,196
No, no, of course not.
372
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,698
I don't believe
you've met my wife.
373
00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:46,765
Samantha, this is Susan.
374
00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:47,933
Hello.
375
00:16:47,957 --> 00:16:49,535
You two I'm sure
will like each other.
376
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:50,569
I'm sure.
377
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,104
Won't you sit down, Susan?
378
00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:54,440
Thank you. Please,
take my chair, Susan.
379
00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:55,708
You know, it's a funny thing,
380
00:16:55,732 --> 00:16:57,943
Kermit and I were
talking about you today.
381
00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,010
Weren't we, Kermit?
382
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,279
I'm glad to hear that.
383
00:17:00,303 --> 00:17:02,248
He said some very nice things.
384
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,915
Very nice.
385
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,017
Did you tell him about the
night our car broke down
386
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,286
near that funny roadhouse?
387
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,488
And we had to walk
through the rain.
388
00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:11,890
And you swept me up in
your arms and carried me.
389
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:13,825
And I slipped.
390
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:15,994
We went splashing
into that muddy water.
391
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,167
I'd almost forgotten.
392
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,469
Susan's quite a girl.
393
00:17:23,493 --> 00:17:24,936
I'll bet.
394
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,405
When Darrin called me today,
395
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:28,874
I had some misgivings as to
whether I should see you again.
396
00:17:28,898 --> 00:17:30,509
But now I don't.
397
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,401
I bet you two had
marvelous times together.
398
00:17:36,673 --> 00:17:38,806
Don't bet on that. You'd lose.
399
00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:41,287
But you said...
400
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,954
Kermit carried you
through the rain.
401
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,457
And dropped me
in the mud puddle.
402
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,182
Oh, those rippling muscles
are nothing but butterfat.
403
00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:51,096
But he was doing his best.
404
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,798
I bet you had real fun together.
405
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,489
Fun? Oh, it was terrible!
406
00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:58,170
I'm glad I finally
got the chance
407
00:17:58,194 --> 00:17:59,405
to tell you off.
408
00:17:59,429 --> 00:18:03,509
Now, if you don't
mind, I'd like to leave.
409
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:06,044
Don't hesitate on
my account. No, wait!
410
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,780
For what?
411
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:10,816
I've had it with this
musclebound Sir Galahad.
412
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,451
Don't ever call me again.
413
00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:15,042
And that goes for you too.
414
00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:22,361
Susan's never
talked like that before.
415
00:18:22,385 --> 00:18:24,396
It is strange.
416
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,365
She was so friendly at first.
417
00:18:26,389 --> 00:18:29,301
She wouldn't have if my wife
had gone and powdered her nose
418
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,570
instead of twitching it in
other people's business.
419
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:33,572
I didn't say a word.
420
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,295
You didn't have to.
421
00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:01,633
I'm looking for Mrs.
Stephens, please.
422
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,924
Oh, of course. Right this way.
423
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,940
My goodness, look who's here.
424
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:11,109
Gertrude! Kermit!
425
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,493
I don't know how you got
here but I'm sure glad you did.
426
00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:19,284
I want to ask you a question.
427
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:20,419
Would you excuse us?
428
00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:21,876
Yes, of course.
429
00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:28,159
Dirty pool.
430
00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:30,262
All's fair in love and war.
431
00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:31,730
Samantha, once and for all,
432
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,599
stop interfering
in Kermit's wife.
433
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:34,623
Life!
434
00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:37,469
Samantha, Gertrude
would like you
435
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:38,804
to join her in the powder room.
436
00:19:38,828 --> 00:19:40,472
She's crying.
437
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,140
What did you say to her?
438
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,642
I asked her to marry me.
439
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,699
Congratulations!
440
00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:51,617
Well, what are you
looking so unhappy about?
441
00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:53,118
I'm the one who's
getting married.
442
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:54,520
I'm sorry I have
to tell you this,
443
00:19:54,544 --> 00:19:56,321
but there doesn't seem
to be any other way.
444
00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:57,790
Tell me.
445
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,357
You're not gonna believe this.
446
00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:01,293
I believe whatever
anybody tells me.
447
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:02,761
Gertrude's a witch.
448
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,530
Except that. I'm not kidding!
449
00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:06,331
Listen to me, Kermit.
Now, look, Darrin.
450
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:10,836
Stop making insinuating
remarks about Gertrude.
451
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,820
Or I won't invite
you to the wedding.
452
00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:29,187
Sweetheart.
453
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,689
Mmm.
454
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:31,790
You'd better wake up
455
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,291
or by the time we
get to the wedding,
456
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,861
Gertrude will have already
flown off on her broom.
457
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:38,919
Very funny. Very funny.
458
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:46,204
Oh, dear. It's raining.
459
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:48,640
An omen of things to
come for poor Kermit.
460
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,598
Darrin!
461
00:20:59,074 --> 00:21:03,989
No witch would let herself
get married on a day like this.
462
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,390
Matter of fact,
463
00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:08,983
no witch would even attend
a wedding on a day like this.
464
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:25,666
Good.
465
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,184
A union embodying such an ideal
466
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,354
is not be entered into
lightly or unadvisedly,
467
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,624
but reverently, discreetly,
468
00:21:38,648 --> 00:21:41,259
advisedly, soberly
and in the fear of God.
469
00:21:41,283 --> 00:21:44,930
Into such a union you
come now to be joined.
470
00:21:44,954 --> 00:21:48,366
If there be any here present
who knows any just cause
471
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,969
why they may not lawfully
be joined in marriage,
472
00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:54,762
I require him now
to make it known or...
473
00:21:56,198 --> 00:21:59,800
Darrin, you wouldn't
say anything, would you?
474
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:04,315
Well, um... They're
so much in love.
475
00:22:04,339 --> 00:22:06,084
And it isn't witchcraft.
476
00:22:06,108 --> 00:22:09,076
You do believe me, don't you?
477
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,782
I believe you.
478
00:22:16,185 --> 00:22:19,920
Forever after to hold his peace.
479
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:22,868
Do you, Kermit, take this woman
480
00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:24,436
to be your lawful wedded wife,
481
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:27,773
to love and to cherish,
to have and to hold,
482
00:22:27,797 --> 00:22:28,874
and forsaking all others,
483
00:22:28,898 --> 00:22:30,308
will you cleave to her
484
00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:33,011
and to her only so long
as you both shall live?
485
00:22:33,035 --> 00:22:34,079
I will.
486
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,246
Do you, Gertrude,
487
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,649
take this man to be your
lawful wedded husband,
488
00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:39,184
to love and to cherish,
489
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,953
to have and to hold,
490
00:22:40,977 --> 00:22:43,722
and forsaking all others,
will you cleave to him
491
00:22:43,746 --> 00:22:46,524
and to him only so long
as you both shall live?
492
00:22:46,548 --> 00:22:48,026
I will.
493
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,884
I now declare you man and wife.
494
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,513
Wasn't that a marvelous party?
495
00:23:08,537 --> 00:23:11,149
It was great.
496
00:23:11,173 --> 00:23:13,585
You know, I can't get over
how much Kermit's changed.
497
00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:15,954
Changed?
498
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,356
Yes, it's just been a
few weeks and he's...
499
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:21,026
Well, I don't know,
he's acting like a...
500
00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:22,349
Married man.
501
00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:25,497
You know something, Sam? Mmm?
502
00:23:25,521 --> 00:23:28,533
Love can cast almost as
powerful a spell on a man
503
00:23:28,557 --> 00:23:29,868
as witchcraft.
504
00:23:29,892 --> 00:23:32,504
I'll let you in on a little
professional secret.
505
00:23:32,528 --> 00:23:35,707
It's a lot more potent than
anything we can conjure up.
506
00:23:35,731 --> 00:23:37,676
Yeah.
507
00:23:40,703 --> 00:23:41,980
Oh, boy.
508
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:45,150
Here we go again.
509
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,052
Honey, I'm sorry.
510
00:23:47,076 --> 00:23:49,254
Honey, couldn't you have
found a safer place for it?
511
00:23:49,278 --> 00:23:50,789
This was bound to happen again.
512
00:23:50,813 --> 00:23:52,658
Well, I thought it
would be all right.
513
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,126
Would you do me a favor?
514
00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:55,326
Mmm.
515
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,328
Would you put it
back together again?
516
00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:00,699
I thought you didn't like me
correcting mistakes that way.
517
00:24:00,723 --> 00:24:01,833
I'm making an exception.
518
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,735
Would you please put
it back together again?
519
00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:05,059
All right.
520
00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:11,531
That's fabulous.
521
00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:14,946
Would you like me
to do a little magic?
522
00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:17,749
You? Magic?
523
00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:19,084
What did you have in mind?
524
00:24:19,108 --> 00:24:21,853
Something that
you'll like, I think.
525
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,911
Be my guest.
526
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,865
Well, what do you
know? It worked.
527
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,667
That's one you can count on.
528
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:38,425
It'll work every time.
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