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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,889 --> 00:00:09,167 I think you're going to find this next activity very amusing, young man. 2 00:00:09,289 --> 00:00:12,440 It's called making Daddy's breakfast. 3 00:00:13,849 --> 00:00:14,998 Now... 4 00:00:16,849 --> 00:00:19,283 We are going to make French toast. 5 00:00:19,409 --> 00:00:23,561 French toast is... Well, it isn't French, and it isn't toast. 6 00:00:23,689 --> 00:00:28,080 And that gives you an idea of what you're gonna be up against in this world. 7 00:00:31,529 --> 00:00:33,201 What's the big idea? 8 00:00:34,529 --> 00:00:36,963 - Daddy. - Yes. Daddy. 9 00:00:37,089 --> 00:00:39,762 - Thanks for the mess. - Anytime. 10 00:00:39,889 --> 00:00:42,119 May I have my egg back? 11 00:00:46,169 --> 00:00:47,397 Thanks. 12 00:00:47,529 --> 00:00:50,043 I pop in to see how your father's enjoying his gift 13 00:00:50,169 --> 00:00:52,046 of infinite power, and what do I find? 14 00:00:52,169 --> 00:00:55,764 Daddy, Darrin agreed to accept your gift for only one day. 15 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,119 I'm sure by now he's back to normal. 16 00:00:58,249 --> 00:01:02,162 But you forget how easy it was to persuade him to use my magic gift. 17 00:01:02,289 --> 00:01:06,441 Let me refresh your memory. Shall we tune in the refrigerator? 18 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,720 Now, just a few simple instructions. 19 00:01:13,969 --> 00:01:16,529 You hold the watch, you concentrate on where you want to be, 20 00:01:16,649 --> 00:01:21,006 and you say, Zolda, Prancan, Kopek, Lum. 21 00:01:22,409 --> 00:01:26,925 Zolda, Prancan, Kopek, Lum? That was a dirty trick! 22 00:01:28,569 --> 00:01:30,480 He was beautiful, Samantha. 23 00:01:30,609 --> 00:01:33,885 You should have seen him, zapping and popping like an old pro, 24 00:01:34,009 --> 00:01:38,287 especially when he popped into the client's office to get some inside information. 25 00:01:38,409 --> 00:01:41,606 - That wasn't cricket. - No, it was eavesdropping. 26 00:01:41,729 --> 00:01:43,720 I don't believe you. 27 00:01:43,849 --> 00:01:46,568 Darrin, how did you get that inside info? 28 00:01:47,249 --> 00:01:50,241 Larry, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me. 29 00:01:51,089 --> 00:01:52,647 You son of a gun. 30 00:01:58,449 --> 00:02:02,920 Today Bliss Pharmaceutical, tomorrow the world. 31 00:02:04,889 --> 00:02:09,679 Now tell me that isn't the look of a man who sees the open door to fame and fortune. 32 00:02:11,409 --> 00:02:13,479 No. No, that is the look of a man 33 00:02:13,609 --> 00:02:17,727 who is trying to satisfy the wishes of his father-in-law for one day. 34 00:02:17,849 --> 00:02:22,001 - I'm sure by now he's back to normal. - I don't think so, Samantha. 35 00:02:22,129 --> 00:02:25,917 It's like p�t� de foie gras. Once you've tasted it, you can't stop. 36 00:02:26,049 --> 00:02:29,724 As the boys say on Carnaby Street, "He's hooked." 37 00:02:30,769 --> 00:02:34,239 - We'll see. Darrin's different. - So you keep saying. 38 00:02:34,369 --> 00:02:37,486 - Good morning, Adam. Hello, Maurice. - Good morning, my boy. 39 00:02:37,609 --> 00:02:41,124 - Sweetheart, what's for breakfast? - French toast. 40 00:02:42,889 --> 00:02:45,119 What do you mean, "Oh"? 41 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:49,003 I had my taste buds set for something a little more exotic like... 42 00:02:49,129 --> 00:02:52,166 - Eggs Florentine perhaps? - Yeah, that might be good. 43 00:02:52,289 --> 00:02:57,158 - And truffles and caf� au lait? - Now, that's what I call a proper breakfast. 44 00:02:57,289 --> 00:03:00,042 Sorry, Darrin, but this kitchen is fresh out of truffles. 45 00:03:00,169 --> 00:03:01,807 Now, I know one that's not. 46 00:03:01,929 --> 00:03:05,205 - The Cafe Chez Henri in Paris. - I don't think I have the time. 47 00:03:05,329 --> 00:03:06,921 I have an appointment at the office. 48 00:03:07,049 --> 00:03:11,964 Darrin, why don't you let me whip you up some French toast, mortal style? 49 00:03:12,089 --> 00:03:13,089 I've got it. 50 00:03:13,209 --> 00:03:17,805 If he won't go to Henri's, he merely uses his powers to bring Henri's to him. 51 00:03:17,929 --> 00:03:19,487 Say the magic words. 52 00:03:19,609 --> 00:03:22,806 Concentrate on Chez Henri. 53 00:03:22,929 --> 00:03:24,442 Of course. 54 00:03:25,529 --> 00:03:28,123 Zolda, Prancan, Kopek, Lum. 55 00:03:37,449 --> 00:03:42,284 Dolphin, you feed your face while I feast my eyes. 56 00:03:42,409 --> 00:03:46,038 You must admit, your father has a gourmet's taste in food. 57 00:03:46,169 --> 00:03:48,729 And a playboy's taste in service. 58 00:03:49,049 --> 00:03:52,246 A kindly word from my devoted daughter. 59 00:03:52,369 --> 00:03:54,724 Come on, let's all have breakfast. 60 00:03:57,169 --> 00:03:58,648 What have we here? 61 00:03:59,529 --> 00:04:01,838 - Samantha? - No, thanks. 62 00:04:02,489 --> 00:04:05,367 What about these tasty morsels? 63 00:04:05,489 --> 00:04:09,368 I'd put sweaters on them if I were you. They look a little chilly. 64 00:04:12,609 --> 00:04:14,327 Now then, let's see. 65 00:05:14,249 --> 00:05:19,004 - Maurice, that was a breakfast fit for a king. - I particularly enjoyed the service. 66 00:05:19,129 --> 00:05:23,759 Thank you, Marie, Yvonne, Gigi. My compliments to the chef. 67 00:05:23,889 --> 00:05:25,322 That'll be all. 68 00:05:30,649 --> 00:05:34,927 Well, Maurice, I'd better be getting to the office. 69 00:05:35,609 --> 00:05:37,486 If you'll excuse me. 70 00:05:41,889 --> 00:05:43,845 Work, work, work. 71 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,961 The all-consuming possessor of mortals. 72 00:05:47,569 --> 00:05:49,366 Sam, I'm leaving. 73 00:05:51,729 --> 00:05:54,084 - Are the bunnies gone? - Yes, dear. 74 00:05:54,769 --> 00:05:58,557 Well, have a nice day, and drive carefully. 75 00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:01,882 Remember how bad the traffic is this time of day. 76 00:06:02,009 --> 00:06:03,886 Who worries about traffic? 77 00:06:05,689 --> 00:06:08,487 Zolda, Prancan, Kopek, Lum. 78 00:06:08,609 --> 00:06:10,247 See you at dinner. 79 00:06:21,809 --> 00:06:25,597 You know, I'm beginning to feel a certain affection for Darrin. 80 00:06:25,729 --> 00:06:28,641 Darrin? That's the first time you've remembered his name. 81 00:06:28,769 --> 00:06:31,044 Well, I feel closer to him now. 82 00:06:31,169 --> 00:06:33,763 I felt safer when you were more distant. 83 00:06:33,889 --> 00:06:36,483 Don't you realise he's just indulging your whim? 84 00:06:36,609 --> 00:06:39,919 Did you hear me suggest that he shouldn't drive to work? 85 00:06:41,369 --> 00:06:43,360 No. I mean... 86 00:06:51,289 --> 00:06:52,722 Book, come. 87 00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:04,487 Book, return. 88 00:07:06,489 --> 00:07:08,320 Darrin... 89 00:07:15,289 --> 00:07:20,363 Don't tell me. Let me tell you. You think you saw a book going by. 90 00:07:21,209 --> 00:07:23,962 Yeah, I did think that. 91 00:07:24,089 --> 00:07:26,523 I was just experimenting with my latest diversion. 92 00:07:26,649 --> 00:07:29,846 Mind over matter. You see, by deep concentration, 93 00:07:29,969 --> 00:07:32,119 I channel my thoughts to your cerebellum 94 00:07:32,249 --> 00:07:35,605 where I create the illusion of a book moving through space. 95 00:07:35,729 --> 00:07:38,641 Darrin, will you please knock it off with all this hocus-pocus 96 00:07:38,769 --> 00:07:42,842 and channel your brain waves to the Bliss Pharmaceutical presentation? 97 00:07:42,969 --> 00:07:43,969 It's almost finished. 98 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,320 Well, here's a little incentive to help you finish it. 99 00:07:47,889 --> 00:07:49,402 $5,000? 100 00:07:49,529 --> 00:07:50,848 Why are you so surprised? 101 00:07:50,969 --> 00:07:53,688 I told you that would be your bonus if we landed the Bliss account. 102 00:07:53,809 --> 00:07:57,404 Well, frankly, Larry, I didn't think you'd really come through with it. 103 00:07:57,529 --> 00:08:00,680 Hey, this check is dated a year from today. 104 00:08:00,809 --> 00:08:02,800 Just a formality. 105 00:08:02,929 --> 00:08:04,999 We don't have the account yet. 106 00:08:07,489 --> 00:08:09,286 Mr Bliss for Mr Tate. 107 00:08:09,409 --> 00:08:11,365 - Junior or Senior? - Senior. 108 00:08:11,489 --> 00:08:13,002 Put him on. 109 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,961 Hello, Mr Bliss? 110 00:08:16,089 --> 00:08:18,683 Yes. Fine. Fine. 111 00:08:19,329 --> 00:08:21,968 I'll pick you up personally at 7:00. 112 00:08:22,689 --> 00:08:25,522 Yes, Stephens will have the material prepared. 113 00:08:26,209 --> 00:08:28,882 I'm delighted, too, Mr Bliss. 114 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,362 See you later. 115 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,288 Your info was right. 116 00:08:32,409 --> 00:08:34,969 Bliss wants to stay with the old-fashioned approach. 117 00:08:35,089 --> 00:08:36,945 And that's what we'll give him when we have dinner with him 118 00:08:36,969 --> 00:08:39,119 at your house at 7:30 tonight. 119 00:08:40,449 --> 00:08:41,518 Why my house? 120 00:08:41,649 --> 00:08:43,924 Because that whole new approach was your idea, wasn't it? 121 00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:47,598 Now we've gotta scrap it, and look at all the effort I've wasted. 122 00:08:47,729 --> 00:08:51,768 So the least you can do to make up for it is have the dinner at your house. 123 00:08:51,889 --> 00:08:54,278 Larry, that's not a very good reason. 124 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,684 How about it's gonna be there because I said so? 125 00:08:56,809 --> 00:08:59,277 That's a good reason. Hey. 126 00:08:59,409 --> 00:09:02,765 I'm gonna have this check redrawn and dated for tomorrow. 127 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,081 You son of a gun. 128 00:09:08,769 --> 00:09:10,441 Take me to Samantha. 129 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:17,047 Good grief. 130 00:09:17,169 --> 00:09:19,683 Darrin, what are you trying to do, give me whiplash? 131 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:23,927 Come on, Sam. That's old stuff for you. Remember me? I'm a convert. 132 00:09:24,049 --> 00:09:26,438 Yeah, well, what happened to that wonderful, sweet mortal 133 00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:29,163 I said love, honour and no witchcraft to? 134 00:09:29,289 --> 00:09:30,847 He's come to his senses. 135 00:09:30,969 --> 00:09:33,642 All that sacrificing, all that doing without is over. 136 00:09:33,769 --> 00:09:35,625 Where's Maurice? I'd like to tell him the good news. 137 00:09:35,649 --> 00:09:38,846 He has a skiing date in Zermatt with Jean-Claude Killy, 138 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,641 but he'll be back before dinner. 139 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:45,965 I almost forgot. Mr Bliss, Sr and Jr are coming here for dinner tonight. 140 00:09:46,089 --> 00:09:51,083 That's the new account we're about to land. And Larry has given me a $5,000 bonus. 141 00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:52,324 Larry... 142 00:09:53,849 --> 00:09:55,362 Why would he do that? 143 00:09:55,489 --> 00:09:59,243 I had a little inside info that tied the ribbon on that account. 144 00:09:59,369 --> 00:10:01,325 Inside info? 145 00:10:01,449 --> 00:10:04,043 How did you get that inside info? 146 00:10:04,969 --> 00:10:08,723 I attended a private board meeting compliments of Daddy. 147 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:12,444 Sam, from now on, you're gonna have everything you deserve and more. 148 00:10:12,569 --> 00:10:16,244 Now listen to me, Darrin. You may have given up, but I haven't. 149 00:10:16,369 --> 00:10:19,725 I enjoy taking care of my husband and my children 150 00:10:19,849 --> 00:10:21,885 in the everyday, mortal way. 151 00:10:22,009 --> 00:10:25,638 I like things the way they are. If I didn't, I wouldn't be here. 152 00:10:25,769 --> 00:10:30,001 Now, you married me for what I am, and I married you for what you are. 153 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:35,567 Sam, I've made you live like a mortal for so long you're beginning to act like one. 154 00:10:37,889 --> 00:10:41,564 Okay, Darrin, what would you like me to zap up for dinner? 155 00:10:41,689 --> 00:10:44,806 Anything you want, sweetheart. Only make it fancy. 156 00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:47,443 Don't you worry, I'll give you the witch's special. 157 00:10:47,569 --> 00:10:50,641 Okay. Well, I've gotta be getting to the office. 158 00:10:52,249 --> 00:10:54,205 Sam, no more of that, huh? 159 00:11:21,449 --> 00:11:22,677 Hi, Larry. 160 00:11:24,369 --> 00:11:27,202 - Darrin, where have you been? - No place. 161 00:11:27,329 --> 00:11:30,924 A minute ago I left the office, came right back in, and you were gone. 162 00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:32,801 Now you're back again. 163 00:11:32,929 --> 00:11:35,762 Mind over matter. I made you think I wasn't here. 164 00:11:35,889 --> 00:11:38,249 Darrin, will you cut it out with this mind over matter bunk? 165 00:11:38,329 --> 00:11:39,887 You're giving me the creeps. 166 00:11:40,009 --> 00:11:44,366 Larry, how do you think I got that inside information on the Bliss account? 167 00:11:45,969 --> 00:11:49,848 You mean by using that mind over matter bunk, stuff, 168 00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:51,800 you can tell what our clients are thinking? 169 00:11:51,929 --> 00:11:54,397 Certainly. You want me to prove it? 170 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:56,324 Yeah. 171 00:11:56,449 --> 00:12:01,398 Okay. You go out and ask Betty what she had for breakfast. 172 00:12:01,529 --> 00:12:02,985 Now, she doesn't even have to tell you. 173 00:12:03,009 --> 00:12:05,443 Just ask her to write it down on a piece of paper. 174 00:12:05,569 --> 00:12:06,569 And then what? 175 00:12:06,649 --> 00:12:10,085 Then come back in here, and I'll tell you what she had for breakfast. 176 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:13,246 Boy, this is crazy. But if it works, I love it. 177 00:12:18,649 --> 00:12:21,607 - Betty, what'd you have for breakfast? - Well, I... 178 00:12:21,729 --> 00:12:24,004 Don't tell me. Just write it down on that piece of paper. 179 00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:25,767 Mr Tate, are you all right? 180 00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:27,849 Betty, just write down what you had for breakfast. 181 00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:30,489 But why do you care what I had for breakfast? 182 00:12:30,609 --> 00:12:32,065 I don't care what you had for breakfast. 183 00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:34,169 I just want you to write it down on a piece of paper. 184 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:38,122 Mr Tate, I don't mean to be arbitrary, but isn't this a little peculiar? 185 00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:40,305 Betty, will you stop making a federal case out of this? 186 00:12:40,329 --> 00:12:42,385 I just want you to write down what you had for breakfast. 187 00:12:42,409 --> 00:12:45,242 It's not important at all, and nobody cares one way or another. 188 00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:47,837 So do as I tell you, or you're fired. 189 00:12:48,449 --> 00:12:49,643 Yes, sir. 190 00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:07,918 Orange juice, bacon, eggs straight up, sweet roll and coffee. 191 00:13:10,529 --> 00:13:15,159 Darrin, ours is a great partnership, a wonderful wedding. 192 00:13:15,289 --> 00:13:18,645 With my greed and your talent, nothing can stop us. 193 00:13:18,769 --> 00:13:22,079 - Larry, would you say that again? - Gladly. 194 00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:25,406 With my greed and your talent, nothing can stop us. 195 00:13:25,529 --> 00:13:26,848 No, before that. 196 00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:30,006 Ours is a great partnership, a wonderful wedding. 197 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,408 Wedding. Like in marriage. 198 00:13:33,969 --> 00:13:36,358 Yeah. Darrin, we've got to keep this... 199 00:13:36,489 --> 00:13:38,923 Darrin, what happened to the sweet, wonderful mortal 200 00:13:39,049 --> 00:13:42,359 that I said love, honour and no witchcraft to? 201 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:46,448 I happen to enjoy taking care of my husband and children in the everyday, mortal way. 202 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:49,720 I like things the way they are. If I didn't, I wouldn't be here. 203 00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:52,409 Suspicion. Don't you agree? 204 00:13:52,529 --> 00:13:55,646 - With what? - Haven't you been listening? 205 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,999 Sure. But not to you. 206 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,518 - What? - Nothing. 207 00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:05,677 I tell you, Darrin. We'll have more wealth and power than even I ever imagined. 208 00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:09,927 We can juggle the stock market, seize control of the national economy. 209 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:13,359 - Today the nation, tomorrow... - Don't say it, Larry. 210 00:14:14,289 --> 00:14:16,305 But you don't realise, Darrin, if we play our cards right, 211 00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:18,889 in time, we can rule the world. 212 00:14:19,809 --> 00:14:21,765 Larry, I don't want to rule the world. 213 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:24,722 Okay, so you don't wanna rule the world. I do. 214 00:14:26,369 --> 00:14:29,918 I've wanted to rule the world ever since I was a little kid. 215 00:14:33,529 --> 00:14:36,680 And I'm making that check out for $10,000. 216 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,640 See you tonight, partner. 217 00:14:51,169 --> 00:14:53,364 - Hi, Daddy. - My darling daughter. 218 00:14:55,889 --> 00:14:59,598 Samantha, tell your father what's wrong. 219 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,327 Daddy, I'm worried. 220 00:15:02,449 --> 00:15:05,168 If you're right about Darrin, that means he's changed. 221 00:15:05,289 --> 00:15:08,087 He hasn't changed. He's matured. 222 00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:09,483 Sam. 223 00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:15,848 - How did you get home? - I took a cab, thank you. 224 00:15:15,969 --> 00:15:18,164 And I enjoyed every bumper-to-bumper minute of it. 225 00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:19,438 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 226 00:15:19,569 --> 00:15:22,641 - You're behaving very strangely, Darrin. - You think so? 227 00:15:22,769 --> 00:15:24,999 Could we have a little private talk? 228 00:15:25,129 --> 00:15:27,120 Just as soon as I have a private talk with him. 229 00:15:27,249 --> 00:15:30,764 But don't go away. I don't want that much privacy. Maurice... 230 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:34,325 I have a feeling it's going to be "sir" from here on in. 231 00:15:34,449 --> 00:15:37,441 - Could be. - Well, then, I'll have a martini. 232 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:41,005 Spanish gin, Italian vermouth and a Greek olive. 233 00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:43,848 You'll have a martini the way I make one for you. 234 00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:48,724 And forget the witch's special for dinner. Take six chicken pies out of the freezer. 235 00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:53,687 - Is something disturbing you, Dustbin? - Yes, this. 236 00:15:53,809 --> 00:15:55,720 Take back your hocus-pocus. 237 00:15:55,849 --> 00:16:00,718 Your vocabulary could use a little polishing, but I think I get the idea. 238 00:16:00,849 --> 00:16:04,967 Now, Darrin, don't be ungracious. Remember, it does tell time, too. 239 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,923 - Forget it. - As a warlock named Will once said, 240 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:12,724 "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" 241 00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,805 Come to think of it, he also wrote, 242 00:16:14,929 --> 00:16:19,480 "All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. 243 00:16:19,609 --> 00:16:25,127 "They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts." 244 00:16:25,249 --> 00:16:28,127 Daddy, don't you think you're getting a little carried away? 245 00:16:28,249 --> 00:16:31,286 So sorry about that. I'm leaving the watch here. 246 00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:34,003 Do with it what you will. As for me, 247 00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:38,919 I have a previous engagement for dinner which I propose to make as soon as I leave. 248 00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:41,040 But I'll be back for the fun. 249 00:16:41,169 --> 00:16:44,684 "Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow 250 00:16:44,809 --> 00:16:47,642 - "That I shall say good night till it..." - Say good night, Daddy. 251 00:16:47,769 --> 00:16:48,804 Good night, Daddy. 252 00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:53,322 Oh, what a rogue and peasant knave is he. 253 00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:55,883 Oh, Darrin, I'm so proud of you. 254 00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:58,648 You stood up to Daddy like you had nothing to lose. 255 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:02,079 As long as I have you, I have nothing to lose. 256 00:17:06,009 --> 00:17:08,648 Marvellous, just marvellous, Mrs Stephens. 257 00:17:08,769 --> 00:17:11,158 The chicken pie and lemon sherbet really hit the spot. 258 00:17:11,289 --> 00:17:14,305 Well, I'm sorry it wasn't a bit more elegant, but I really didn't have the time... 259 00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:16,145 Nonsense, girl. I admire your lack of pretension. 260 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,637 - It's an excellent quality. - Thank you. 261 00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:23,521 - Daddy, I'm so glad you popped in. - Yes. 262 00:17:23,649 --> 00:17:27,085 - This is my father. Mr Bliss Sr Mr Bliss Jr. - Bliss. 263 00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:29,769 - And you remember Larry Tate. - Maurice. 264 00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:33,925 Please, don't let me interrupt. Please, go on. 265 00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:38,487 Well, Stephens, let's get down to business. What have you got on your mind? 266 00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:41,965 - There he goes. - I'll give you odds. 267 00:17:42,089 --> 00:17:46,640 Before we get to the business at hand, why don't we make ourselves comfortable? 268 00:17:51,129 --> 00:17:52,687 That's dirty pool. 269 00:17:53,329 --> 00:17:56,685 Gentlemen, we call this meeting to present an entirely new concept 270 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,118 before you decide where to place your account. 271 00:17:59,249 --> 00:18:01,080 Very well. I assumed that. 272 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:03,040 And, frankly, we're delighted, 273 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,400 in view of McMann & Tate's superior reputation in the business. 274 00:18:06,529 --> 00:18:08,565 Aren't we, Dad? 275 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,247 Go ahead, Darrin. 276 00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:14,397 Mr Bliss, 277 00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:18,204 I firmly believe 278 00:18:20,009 --> 00:18:22,125 that we should present our original campaign, 279 00:18:22,249 --> 00:18:24,046 which we think is more modern and up-to-date. 280 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,878 Right. Wrong! What are you talking about? 281 00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:32,449 When I went along with your conservative approach, 282 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,487 it was based on my knowledge of what you wanted. 283 00:18:35,609 --> 00:18:37,440 How did you know what I wanted? 284 00:18:37,569 --> 00:18:39,878 - Call it instinct. - Instinct? 285 00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:42,125 After careful consideration, I'm sorry to say 286 00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:46,561 that I find your advertising ideas unimaginative and pedestrian. 287 00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:51,126 - Darrin, what kind of a joke is this? - Now, now, Tate, let the boy talk. 288 00:18:51,249 --> 00:18:54,844 At least he has the courage of his convictions. You gotta give him that. 289 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:56,925 That and two weeks' notice. 290 00:18:58,329 --> 00:19:00,559 - You were saying, Stephens? - Well, Mr Bliss, 291 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:03,408 getting your account is not our main purpose. 292 00:19:03,529 --> 00:19:06,601 Our objective is to provide you with a campaign that, 293 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,685 in our opinion, will increase your sales, 294 00:19:08,809 --> 00:19:11,881 which, believe me, your present campaign will not do. 295 00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:16,366 Darrin, about that two weeks' notice, make it 24 hours, starting yesterday. 296 00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:19,688 I don't know why, Tate. He makes perfect sense to me. 297 00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:22,562 That's why I'm backing him 100%. 298 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,839 I admire Stephens' integrity. 299 00:19:24,969 --> 00:19:27,085 Integrity is our hallmark. 300 00:19:27,809 --> 00:19:30,926 Too bad I can't agree with his advertising concepts. 301 00:19:31,049 --> 00:19:34,439 Darrin, if I've told you once, I've told you 1,000 times, 302 00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:36,924 integrity doesn't feed the bulldog. 303 00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:41,846 Well, we've taken up enough of your time. 304 00:19:41,969 --> 00:19:44,483 - Silas, come along. - Wait a minute, Mr Bliss. 305 00:19:44,609 --> 00:19:47,123 Stephens doesn't have the last word at McMann & Tate, I do. 306 00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:49,888 He isn't even with the company any more. Mr Bliss, please listen. 307 00:19:52,849 --> 00:19:54,601 Okay, Maurice, 308 00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:57,289 your magic watch threw the Bliss account right in my lap. 309 00:19:57,409 --> 00:20:00,162 Okay, I've just thrown it out. 310 00:20:00,289 --> 00:20:04,885 My boy, you've completely shattered my lack of faith in mortal behaviour. 311 00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:08,365 You're supposed to be motivated almost entirely by greed. 312 00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:09,558 Don't you know that? 313 00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:12,761 Daddy, why don't you admit that Darrin's something special? 314 00:20:12,889 --> 00:20:15,562 Some divine power prevents me. 315 00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:17,247 What divine power? 316 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,043 Me. 317 00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:22,727 Modesty is not one of his faults. 318 00:20:22,849 --> 00:20:24,441 I may be ill. 319 00:20:24,889 --> 00:20:29,644 You see, Maurice, a man who has everything doesn't need witchcraft. 320 00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:31,566 You have a lot to learn about human beings. 321 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:32,689 I beg your pardon. 322 00:20:32,809 --> 00:20:36,518 Daddy, I hope you're gonna take this little setback graciously. 323 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:38,241 Don't I always? 324 00:20:44,849 --> 00:20:46,441 Now, Daddy... 325 00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:55,245 - Daddy, are you through? - I don't think so. 326 00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:06,204 I won't say another word. 327 00:21:06,969 --> 00:21:09,802 Say something. It would be a lot cheaper. 328 00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:13,968 - That's what he calls gracious? - For Daddy, that's gracious. 329 00:21:15,089 --> 00:21:18,126 Now I'll take my leave of this mundane establishment 330 00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:21,446 and be off to Mount Olympus where the gods and I will laugh 331 00:21:21,569 --> 00:21:24,037 to scorn your mortal folly. 332 00:21:38,929 --> 00:21:41,363 Daddy always was one for big exits. 333 00:21:54,289 --> 00:21:56,086 Good morning, Sam. 334 00:21:58,129 --> 00:22:01,280 - Where's Darrin? - Upstairs, dressing. 335 00:22:01,409 --> 00:22:03,365 Will you tell him I'm here? 336 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,525 - Darrin? - Yes? 337 00:22:06,209 --> 00:22:08,518 An ex-friend of yours is here. 338 00:22:08,649 --> 00:22:11,117 - Who? - Larry. 339 00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:13,809 - Tell him I've gone fishing. - He's gone fishing. 340 00:22:13,929 --> 00:22:17,968 - I just dropped by to congratulate him. - For what, being fired? 341 00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:20,159 No, for landing the Bliss account. 342 00:22:20,289 --> 00:22:24,202 Larry, it's a little early in the morning. What are you talking about? 343 00:22:24,329 --> 00:22:27,526 I got a telephone call from Bliss Jr first thing this morning, 344 00:22:27,649 --> 00:22:30,766 and he told me that his father had second thoughts. 345 00:22:30,889 --> 00:22:33,005 He said any man who could jeopardise an account 346 00:22:33,129 --> 00:22:36,678 as big as Bliss Pharmaceutical, and at the same time lose his job, 347 00:22:36,809 --> 00:22:40,040 has to have the best interests of the client at heart. 348 00:22:40,529 --> 00:22:42,724 Well, sweetheart, isn't that wonderful? 349 00:22:42,849 --> 00:22:45,488 Now, wait a minute. Larry, are you putting me on? 350 00:22:45,609 --> 00:22:48,362 No. I've got the signed contract right here. 351 00:22:49,249 --> 00:22:53,037 - There's just one thing. - What's that? 352 00:22:53,169 --> 00:22:58,084 Well, Bliss thought, as a formality, he'd like your signature on the contract. 353 00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:01,167 - Well, how about that? - Yeah, how about that? 354 00:23:01,289 --> 00:23:04,122 Even though I assured him that you would be assigned to the account. 355 00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:07,844 - Me? You fired me. - That's right. You fired him. 356 00:23:09,009 --> 00:23:13,844 Now, wait a minute. Don't be ridiculous. I knew what you were up to. 357 00:23:13,969 --> 00:23:17,166 That's why I threw in the clincher and pretended to fire you. 358 00:23:17,289 --> 00:23:19,564 I think that was the touch that swung the deal. 359 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,964 Larry, you expect me to believe that? 360 00:23:22,089 --> 00:23:24,683 No. Just sign the contract. 361 00:23:27,289 --> 00:23:31,077 Darrin, you and I are an unbeatable team. 362 00:23:31,809 --> 00:23:33,083 Thank you. 363 00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:38,801 And I'm a big enough man to admit that it was your genius that made this deal. 364 00:23:43,529 --> 00:23:45,087 That son of a gun. 30679

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