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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:07,809 That was great. 2 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:10,534 Name one other man who has cr�pe suzettes for lunch. 3 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:12,776 Oscar of the Waldorf? 4 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:16,052 And you didn't use any... to make these, did you? 5 00:00:16,260 --> 00:00:20,299 Certainly not. I just used the regular ingredients. 6 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:22,457 Plus a little love. 7 00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:27,810 Have I told you recently how happy I am you asked me to marry you? 8 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:32,377 No, but the next time I make these, I'll leave out the brandy. 9 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:37,132 No, no. This is your day of rest. 10 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:40,412 I will not have you even step into the kitchen. 11 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:42,929 - If you insist. - I do. 12 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:03,973 Sam. Guess who's getting out of a cab? 13 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:06,940 - Who? - My mother. 14 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:11,378 Oh, no. I can't let her see the kitchen like this. She'll fire me. 15 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:16,770 Darrin, this is for both of us. 16 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:43,569 You've done what? 17 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:47,693 You heard me. I've had my last quarrel with your father. I've left him. 18 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:49,208 But why? What happened? 19 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:51,297 What happened? I'll tell you what happened. 20 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,297 You won't believe what happened. 21 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,819 What? 22 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:58,569 If you don't mind, I'd rather not talk about it. Hello, Samantha. 23 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:01,089 - Mrs. Stephens. - But you'd think after 35 years... 24 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:03,416 a man would show more respect for a woman. 25 00:02:03,820 --> 00:02:06,539 - What did he do? - I'd rather not talk about it. 26 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:10,097 Mom, can't you give us some idea of what this is all about? 27 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:14,612 No. I only know I cannot live in the same house with a man who says... 28 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:17,095 I'm imagining things in my old age. 29 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:20,332 - What kind of things? - I don't want to talk about it. 30 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:23,336 My dear... 31 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:26,976 how lucky you are to be married to someone like my son. 32 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,898 You'll never have to worry about finding lipstick on his collar. 33 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:36,014 And if you do, he won't give you some idiotic story... 34 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:39,690 about a waiter dropping lingonberry pie on him. 35 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:42,050 Especially when lingonberries are out of season. 36 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,216 Mom, you don't seriously think that Dad... 37 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:49,414 Darrin, you don't seem to understand. I do not wish to talk about it. 38 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,817 No, if you don't mind, I'd like to lie down. 39 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:59,378 - I'll show you to the guest room. - No. No, I don't want to be a burden. 40 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,413 I might as well get used to doing for myself. 41 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:06,374 And, Darrin, if your father calls, I do not wish to speak to him... 42 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:09,219 under any circumstances. Is that clear? 43 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:11,251 Okay, Mom. 44 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:05,090 I'm sure she'll get over it in a day or two. 45 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:06,653 What do we do in the meantime? 46 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,612 Suppose one of your relatives drops in. 47 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:10,173 I'll have to tell them not to. 48 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:13,531 Good. Get on the phone or whatever you use and send out the warning. 49 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:15,651 Well, I'll contact Mother first. 50 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:19,136 Then Aunt Hagatha and Aunt Enchantra. And dear Uncle Arthur. 51 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:21,137 And most important of all... 52 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:22,659 Who? 53 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:24,771 Aunt Clara. 54 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,294 Did you call? 55 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,131 - Too late. - Too late. 56 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:38,698 Clara. 57 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:40,659 What was that noise? 58 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:45,369 Mother, you know Samantha's Aunt Clara. 59 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:48,014 Oh, yes. 60 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:51,133 What happened to you? 61 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:53,331 Me? Oh, nothing. Nothing. 62 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:56,338 No, I just got caught in the downdraft as I was landing. 63 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,577 No damage done. No damage done. 64 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:04,375 And the chimney needed sweeping anyway. 65 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:08,368 Oh, my, did that chimney need sweeping. 66 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,015 Grandma. 67 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:17,334 Look what Grandmother has for you, darling. 68 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:19,895 Oh, I love presents. 69 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,409 Aunt Clara, come here. Come here. 70 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:26,688 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 71 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:31,729 Oh, what a lucky little girl you are. 72 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:39,890 When I was here before, I brought her one of my doorknobs. 73 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:45,579 Sam, can't you get rid of her? 74 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,772 Oh, honey, I can't do that. You know how sensitive she is. 75 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:52,131 I'll talk to her. I'll tell her to be extra specially careful. 76 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:55,491 That's like asking a waterfall not to spill. 77 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,531 Can't we do something to keep her quiet? 78 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:02,573 Let me help you, darling. 79 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:07,372 I've got it. How about watching some movies of the baby? 80 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:11,016 Good. That should keep her quiet for hours. 81 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,690 Oh, look at that. 82 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:19,893 Oh, isn't that wonderful. Well, it really is... 83 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:23,456 - What is it? - It's a toy nurse's kit. 84 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:28,609 Of course, yes. A kit for toy nurses. 85 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,619 Aunt Clara, Darrin's tried something different this time. 86 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,812 He recorded the baby's voice at the same time he made the movies. 87 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:41,137 You mean, we can hear the baby's voice while watching the picture? 88 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:44,810 - Right, if I roll them both together. - Oh, my. Talking pictures. 89 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:47,409 Oh, that's an amazing idea. 90 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:51,408 Oh, dear. You'll make a fortune here. 91 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:54,340 Then you put the other end against the patient's heart... 92 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,292 and then you listen. 93 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,651 And if you listen carefully... 94 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:02,249 you'll hear a broken heart. 95 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:06,212 It's all set, I hope. Get the lights, honey. 96 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:17,011 - We sing a song? - Yes. 97 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:19,939 What shall we sing? "Old MacDonald"? 98 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,334 - Yes. - Okay. 99 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:22,655 You have to sing too. 100 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,088 Okay. 101 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:32,495 Now, remember, Samantha, if that's Frank, I don't wanna talk to him. 102 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:36,249 Hello. Oh, hi, Mr. Stephens. 103 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:40,533 Well, no, I don't think that's such a good idea at the moment. 104 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,134 Okay. Bye-bye. 105 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:47,173 Please don't tell me what he said because I am not interested. 106 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:49,496 - All right. - What did he say? 107 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,975 He wanted to speak to you. You heard what I said. 108 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:57,573 Yes. But after 35 years, you'd think he'd insist on talking to me. 109 00:07:57,780 --> 00:08:00,578 Okay, honey, here we go again. Get the lights. 110 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:12,058 - Hi. - Hi, can we sing a song? 111 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,774 - Yes. - What shall we sing? 112 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:17,369 - "Old MacDonald"? - Okay. 113 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,615 Oh, darn. 114 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:20,617 It was a good idea anyway, sweetheart. 115 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,253 I'll get it, honey. I'll get it. 116 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:26,055 I think I'll go in the den and lie down until you get this thing working. 117 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:27,978 Okay, Mom. 118 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:38,094 I think, if you'll let me... 119 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:42,293 I know a little incantation that might make this work. 120 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:49,656 Juncture, puncture, fiddle-de-dee 121 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:53,376 Camel, hamal, soup for three 122 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:57,574 Habble, dabble, red and green 123 00:08:57,780 --> 00:09:01,853 Stop the voice Until the picture's seen 124 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,375 Well, go ahead and try. 125 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:16,499 What shall we sing? "Old MacDonald"? 126 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:20,098 - Okay. - You have to sing too. Okay. 127 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,819 What...? 128 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:27,979 How about that. You can come in now, Mother. It's working. 129 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:31,973 That's marvelous, Aunt Clara. 130 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:36,171 Not yet, Mother, not yet. Holy mackerel! Now you're out of sync. 131 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,572 I know. 132 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,338 I'm okay now. 133 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,735 Oh, thank heaven for that. 134 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:51,615 I was afraid it was something I did. 135 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:55,536 Well, whatever it is, it's gone. 136 00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:59,010 We're ready now, Mother. 137 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:03,730 Have you got anything stronger than an aspirin? 138 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:06,534 Well, I'm sure I can find something... 139 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:13,611 - What... What was that? - What was what? 140 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:18,212 Her voice. Her lips moved, and then I heard her voice. 141 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:24,850 Mother, how long has it been since you've had your eyes examined? 142 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,299 You mean I...? 143 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,297 I just thought I...? 144 00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:33,699 This whole thing is having a terrible effect on me. 145 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:44,136 - Sam, what are we gonna do? - First of all, let's not panic. 146 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:47,571 Easy to say, but how long do you think we can fool my mother? 147 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,329 Maybe you should get your... 148 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:54,691 The way this thing comes and goes is driving me cuckoo. 149 00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:00,019 I'll try to get my mother out of the house. 150 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:15,418 A spell has been said To one who is wed 151 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,739 A spell has been said 152 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,497 I wish I was dead. 153 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,976 All I'm saying, Dad, is I'd appreciate it... 154 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:34,250 if you could get Mother to come home. 155 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,859 I realize that makes it tough. 156 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:39,655 I'll see if I can't get her to come to the phone. You hold on. 157 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,292 Mother. 158 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,778 - Yes, dear. - Phone for you. 159 00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:49,698 Who is it? 160 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,658 Search me. 161 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:53,773 Hello? 162 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,778 Didn't I tell you I didn't want to talk to him if he called? 163 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,299 Yes, but I called him. 164 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:04,732 Darrin Stephens, you do that again, and I'll box your ears. 165 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:13,259 I used to do it so well back in the days that are gone. 166 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:16,611 Nothing went wrong, and I didn't need it. 167 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:20,096 Well, Aunt Clara, you've done all you can. 168 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,491 We have to get in touch with Dr. Bombay. 169 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:31,970 It is unnerving, isn't it? 170 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,899 Yes, I... 171 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,534 Well, I'll go and fetch him. 172 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:40,129 Aunt Clara, do you think that's such a good idea? 173 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:42,808 You mean you don't trust me? 174 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,499 Well... 175 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:48,613 Now, have I ever failed you in an emergency? 176 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:53,099 Well, that's very kind of you. 177 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:55,938 I'll go fetch him. 178 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:08,618 I didn't have any luck... What's that? 179 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,411 Yes, I need these. 180 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,975 I just remembered that there's a cinder path... 181 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:22,889 in front of Dr. Bombay's house. 182 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,535 Dr. Bombay? You're sending for that quack? 183 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,856 He is a qualified doctor. 184 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:32,132 Maybe to you, but to a qualified doctor is he a qualified doctor? 185 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,932 Darrin, he's our only choice. 186 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,813 Okay. What do we do till the quack arrives? 187 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,214 Now, how about this. 188 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:41,856 Tell your mother I'm coming down with a cold and that I have to go to bed. 189 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:45,450 - Good idea. - Well, I'll fake a few sneezes. 190 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:50,290 That will keep me out of her way until Dr. Bombay arrives. 191 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,779 I feel like I'm in an Italian movie. 192 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,255 Mommy sick? 193 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,928 No, I'm just resting. 194 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,335 Mommy talks funny. 195 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:12,933 Why can't I go up? I might be able to do something for her. 196 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,778 - I have to listen. - Not necessary. 197 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,572 The doctor should be here any minute. 198 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:19,613 She's my daughter-in-law, and I insist on going up. 199 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:21,731 Mother, what good can you do? 200 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,773 You seem to forget I've had a good deal of nursing experience. 201 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:28,177 Pushing a bookmobile at the hospital is not nursing experience. 202 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:31,099 For your information, I absorbed a great deal of medicine... 203 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:34,417 while delivering those books. I'm going up there. 204 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,736 Mother, I think you ought to let her rest. 205 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,500 Mom. Mother, I don't think you ought to go in there. 206 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:43,818 Mother, I've got an idea. Why don't I take you to a nice afternoon movie? 207 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,692 How are you feeling, Samantha? 208 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,658 Better, thank you, Mrs. Stephens. 209 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,216 What's that for? 210 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:57,450 I didn't wanna contaminate anybody. 211 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,492 What's keeping that doctor? 212 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,457 He lives some distance away. 213 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,099 Say that again. 214 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,939 Mother, I really think we should leave her alone. 215 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:13,973 Darrin, will you stop nagging me? You're as bad as your father. 216 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,535 Come on. Up. Come into the bathroom. 217 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:19,095 What you need is an aspirin and salt gargle. 218 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:22,610 - But... - And you can leave. I'll mix it for you. 219 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,288 Mommy sick? 220 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,739 No. Daddy is. 221 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,338 All right, take it off. 222 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,974 You don't need the salt. The aspirin does the trick. 223 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,772 Here, go ahead. 224 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:47,372 There. There, I heard it. That time I heard it. 225 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:51,653 She gargled first, and then I heard it. How can that be? 226 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,932 Her voice is behind her. It comes out later. 227 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:58,371 I never saw anything like that in all my life. 228 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,419 - What are you doing? - I'm taking her pulse. 229 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:13,408 - That's not where you take a pulse. - That's not where you take a pulse. 230 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,656 Dear, dear me. She's burning up. 231 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:17,578 You've got a very sick witch here. 232 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,295 She's my mother, and she's not a witch. 233 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:26,376 Well, she's not too warm for a mortal. 234 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:30,290 Doctor, that isn't the patient. 235 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,817 I'm the one with the problem, Dr. Bombay. 236 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:41,170 Oh, yes. Indeed you are. 237 00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:45,173 Oh, I had the most incredible dream about... 238 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:46,688 Oh, there he is. 239 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,892 All right, all right, everybody out while I examine my patient. 240 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:55,618 Come along. Out. Out. No exceptions. Outside. Everybody out. Out, out, out! 241 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,579 Now, then. 242 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:04,134 What are you doing there? In, in, in. Sit down. 243 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:07,252 Leg up. Watch out. Take your slipper off. 244 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:12,053 Really, Clara, these spells of yours that misfire are getting quite tiresome. 245 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:14,728 Every time it happens, I have to drop what I'm doing... 246 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:17,408 and mix up another batch of Bombay's Super Cure-All. 247 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:21,533 Kindly pass me that wolfsbane bottle, please. 248 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,937 I've quite enough trouble keeping up with my own practice. 249 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,330 I'm sorry, doctor. Truly sorry. 250 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:31,338 And if I could remember my own incantation... 251 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:34,612 - I wouldn't have had to bother you. - What incantation? 252 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:40,055 It's a remover of spells. Bad spells. 253 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,168 Oh, I have it on the tip of my tongue. 254 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:49,093 I know the first two lines. 255 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,858 Clara. 256 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:56,498 A spell has been spoken And now must be broken 257 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,292 And... 258 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,138 What's the rest? 259 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,009 And... 260 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,657 There you are. 261 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,009 Cross your fingers. 262 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:16,016 - Will that help? - Well, it won't hurt. 263 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,532 Bottoms up. 264 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,451 - Oh, it's delicious. - That's the vanilla. 265 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,810 Vanilla. What else? 266 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,499 Sam, you're back in sync! 267 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:38,253 Oh, thank you, Dr. Bombay. 268 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:41,896 Well, now that I'm back to normal, I think we ought to do something... 269 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,852 about getting your parents together. 270 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:46,699 - Right. - I'll go downstairs and talk to her. 271 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:51,975 I call on the spirits With bated breath 272 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:56,252 And order you to 273 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,496 Remove it 274 00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:03,011 Oh, no. Oh, no. 275 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:06,018 And this, darling, is the eraser. 276 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:08,814 Eraser! Oh, of course. 277 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:12,615 I call on the spirits With bated breath 278 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:15,175 And order you to erase it 279 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:22,418 That's wrong. But it's getting closer. 280 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,611 Samantha, dear, are you feeling better? 281 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,572 Much, much better. 282 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,213 Your face. 283 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,897 What's the matter with my face? 284 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,855 Oh, my stars! 285 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:52,493 I want to thank you for being so gracious, doctor. 286 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,897 It just proves how foolish it is to prejudge another person. 287 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:59,251 Well, from now on, in my book... 288 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,018 you are... 289 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:05,817 One of the worst quacks I have ever met. 290 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,013 Mrs. Stephens, wouldn't you like to lie down? 291 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:12,734 No, that's the trouble. I've been lying down too much. 292 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:16,216 I think I'd better take a walk. 293 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:22,136 Oh, there's Frank. Thank heaven he's come. 294 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:28,050 That's all we need. My father. Don't just stand there, do something, quick. 295 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,330 Don't get hysterical, my good man. 296 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,338 - Oh, Frank. - Well, Phyllis. 297 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,371 You look as though you've seen a ghost. 298 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:38,732 Worse. Samantha's face is covered with green stripes. 299 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,180 What? 300 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:44,572 These side effects will be gone before you can say "Charlie Fuqua." 301 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,771 There, you see, they've gone. 302 00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:54,415 Oh, well, thank heavens. 303 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,137 Swell, now she's out of sync again. 304 00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:00,810 Evidently. Well, you have a choice. Green stripes or out of sync. 305 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,897 - What do you want? - What? 306 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,738 Oh, really. 307 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:08,013 My good man, make up your mind. I've lots of other patients. 308 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,220 But... But... 309 00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:14,209 Erase. Remove. Rub out. 310 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:17,492 My dear boy, I must go. I'll check with you later. 311 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,539 Eradicate. 312 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,732 Aunt Clara. 313 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:31,776 A spell has been spoken And must be broken 314 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:35,256 And I call on the spirit With breath bated 315 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,650 And order him to eradicate it 316 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:41,811 Well, I certainly hope that works because... 317 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:45,376 Oh, it does. 318 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,248 If you don't believe me, take a look at Samantha and... 319 00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:50,257 What happened to your stripes? 320 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:53,099 Stripes? What stripes, Mrs. Stephens? 321 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:56,258 No, there's no question about it. You're going straight to the doctor. 322 00:21:56,540 --> 00:22:00,249 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. She needs you. 323 00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:03,850 Oh, Frank, you were right. I have been imagining things. 324 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:08,451 Worse things than you can imagine. Can I come home? 325 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,414 Well, if you don't, I'm prepared to carry you off forcibly. 326 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:15,134 Oh, my dear. 327 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,335 How much longer is Darrin gonna be on that phone? 328 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:25,939 Well, it's a business call. 329 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:27,778 He's been in there for over an hour. 330 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:31,211 Oh, I know, but some of these calls go on forever. 331 00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:32,819 Perhaps you'd rather not wait. 332 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:36,729 - Oh, I want to say goodbye to him. - Well, I'd like to say hello. 333 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,368 Darrin? 334 00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:42,536 Could you stop for a minute, say goodbye... 335 00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,696 to your mother and father? 336 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:48,216 Goodbye, Mother. Goodbye, Dad. 337 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,568 Well. Goodbye, dear. And thanks for everything. 338 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:53,611 It really has been a wonderful day. 339 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:54,969 - Well... - Goodbye, dear. 340 00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:58,013 - Oh, yes, it was our pleasure. - Do let me know how the baby is. 341 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,017 - I certainly will. - Goodbye. 342 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,495 Sorry you have to rush off. 343 00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:09,256 Well, they're gone. 344 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:12,816 Now, sweetheart, I know you're upset, and I don't blame you... 345 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:16,808 but please try and have a little understanding, won't you? 346 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:21,700 Darrin, you don't know how you've hurt Aunt Clara. 347 00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:25,536 Well, she loves us, and she's crazy about Tabatha. 348 00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:30,097 Darrin, I'm surprised at you. It's not like you to hold a grudge. 349 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,011 So please... 350 00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:35,494 please forgive her. 351 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,292 No. 27353

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