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Waaaaah!
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A lone arachnid against
impossible odds, you say?
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Don't make me laugh!
[laughs]
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Your kung-fu is no match
for my spider--
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Kiyah! Hiyah!
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Foot.
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Better to pay attention
than to pay for mistakes.
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Better to have a coupon
and not pay at all!
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[grunts]
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Wise and easy on the wallet.
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[yells]
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Not for nothing, but my weekly
sparring sesh with iron fist
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Is way un-zen today.
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What is it with you?
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Patience takes practice,
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And practice makes perfect.
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The spirit of a k'un l'un
warrior beats in you.
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[grunts] yeah,
speaking of beating,
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I'm getting tired
of this one.
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Can I have my
web-shooters back?
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'cause I'd like to start,
you know, winning.
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There is no dishonor to be
found in one's abilities.
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Your web-shooters
are only a tool.
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You are more.
Now, again!
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Kiyah!
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Ki-yo! Ki-ya! Ki--
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You're not even paying
attention, are you?
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There's something in the air.
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That smell?
It's just brooklyn.
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No. Change is coming.
Look out!
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Kiyah!
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Whoa! That, that was faster
than my spidey-sense!
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A ninja?! No way! I've never
kicked ninja booty before!
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This is no game. Remember,
"arrogance comes before
the fall."
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And me without my
web-shooooooooters!
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[spiderman yelling]
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Keee-yaaah!
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That was-- wow. I've never
seen you use that much power.
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It isn't over.
Grab your web-shooters.
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What about all that
"using one's ability"
talk?
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Repetition begets skill.
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Neither lie in you
against this assassin.
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Did you just insult me?
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Hurry!
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There is no honor in you!
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Iron fist!
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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Spidey say, fists are nice,
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But tools sure do
come in handy sometimes.
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While I can stand
I will not stand for this!
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I will teach youthe honor of k'un l'un!
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What he said!
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[yells]
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Yo, dim-jitsu!
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Your kung fu is strong,
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But not as strong as
that truck. Buh-bye.
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Thank you.
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Don't thank me.
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Tell me what the heck was up
with that ninja and--
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Daniel rand.
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Is that papa fist?
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No, he's-- [sighs]
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I'm sorry, spiderman.
I don't have time to explain.
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Thank you for allowing me
to be a guest in your home.
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Keep my worldly belongings.
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I have no more need for them.
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What's going on here?
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Who was that ninja dude
who just handed us our
bottoms?
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Why are you talking crazy?
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Who's the short-stack?
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He's come to
take me home.
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You have been
a great friend.
Goodbye.
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Home? The tricarrier's
your home!
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Danny, this doesn't
make sense! Even for you!
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May our paths cross again.
Namaste.
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Uh, so yeah, we're not just
gonna let this happen, right?
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Rand industries? That's funny,
danny's last name is also rand.
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I'm spidey-sensing
a connection.
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[commercial announcer]
rand industries!
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America's leader in
aerospace technology!
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Building a better
tomorrow and beyond.
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Has anyone
seen my incense?
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Danny's loaded?! Why would danny
dollar signs sleep on my floor?
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Zen or not, a floor's a--
he said I could have all his
earthly possessions!
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[cash register dings]
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Time out. Rich would rock,
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But I'd lose danny.
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Nope. It wouldn't
be enough! Obviously!
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Roll travel map!
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I'm not one to hitch a ride,
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But as flies the iron fist,so goes the spiderman.
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Though something tells meI should've packed a parka.
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I wonder if s.H.I.E.L.D.Delivers. Brrr!
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So this is the mystical city
of k'un l'un?
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Bea-u-ti-ful!
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00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,330
Even my spidey-sense
is feeling groovy.
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Whoo! And freezing!
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00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:11,670
Note to self: Investigate
spidey-thermals.
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[yells]
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Intruder!
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Oh, no no no! No
no! Visiting!
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Not intruding.
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I'm actually here as
mr. Fist's plus one.
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Y'know? Iron fist? Surfer dude?
Bandana? Can I get some hot tea?
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No outside infidels may
trespass on the sacred
ground of k'un l'un!
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So much for hospitality!
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Whoa whoa whoa!
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How are you doing
this without sleeves?
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I mean seriously.
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Stand your ground and
fight me with honor!
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[grunts]
kiyah!
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Stop! He's my guest.
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Iron fist, glad to see
you have not grown soft
and plump
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In the outside world,
brother.
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He's your brother?
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A brother in faith,
not blood.
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You have forgotten
yourself, daniel.
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If you throw your lot in
with this fool,
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You shall suffer
the same fate!
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Gladly.
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[gasps]
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He did that
with his fingers?
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Does everyone here excel
in the tail-kicking
department?
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You have forgotten
yourself, scorpion.
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Scorpion? Oh! The tail
and the angry and I--
I get it.
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The infidel is under
iron fist's protection.
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We must honor this
right by our own law.
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Infidel is bad, right?
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Depends on your
point of view.
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You have an uncanny skill
for being in the wrong place
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At the wrong time,
my friend.
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Yeah, I'm also good
at listening to you
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Tell me what's going on,
but let's do it inside.
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[growls]
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This is the monastery,
the spiritual center
of k'un l'un.
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And warm.
Don't forget warm.
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Hello, daniel. Spiderman.
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Namaste, doctor.
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Wait. That was
doctor strange!
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We're astral plane
neighbors. He comes by
to borrow sugar.
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Anyway--
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No anyway! This may
all seem normal to you,
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But to spider-infidel
it's totally bananas!
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A ninja attacks us.
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You leave with a mystic
sensei in a limo.
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You're secretly a billionaire
that drank all my orange soda.
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I'm in a hidden realm!
And doc strange just pops in--
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To borrow sugar?
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Pretty much, yes.
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Talk.
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[sighs]
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K'un l'un is
a very special place,
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The mystical heart
of the world, and as such,
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It has been protected
from the outside for
centuries.
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I was a wayward child whoturned my back on one empire
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To embrace mydestiny with another.
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I was trained by the eldersand told that one day
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I would usher in an era of
peace as the king of k'un l'un.
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[roars]
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So I trained inthe ways of honor,
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Defeated the dragon shou laoand earned the iron fist.
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But to be king, I have toleave the outside worldforever.
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I was given one yearto say my goodbyes
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And get my affairs settled.
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Instead, I chose to learn.
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With s.H.I.E.L.D., and you.
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But the monks don't trustthe outside world.
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They believe it to be
corrupt and without honor.
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[sighs] that's ridiculous!
We have the greatest heroes!
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I mean, they're outnumbered
five to one by villains,
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But we, we have some good tv.
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And the corn dogs?
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00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,374
There's much to learn
from the outside,
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But the monks are
set in their ways,
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And I am honor-bound
to-- to--
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[grunts]
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Danny, you don't
look so hot.
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--Take the throne.
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Worse, if I don't,
scorpion is next in line.
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K'un l'un would
fall under his rule.
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He has turned greedy
and self centered. And--
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Danny! What's wrong?
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Don't know. I cannot see.
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It's all dark.
Spiderman, I'm blind!
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00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:52,951
Hmm. Daniel's blindness
is only temporary.
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However, he can not
enter the contest.
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Contest? Now
there's a contest?
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Man, you guys have
a lot of rules.
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The return of shou lao.
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It's the final test to prove
I'm worthy to be king--
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Or that you are not.
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If my brother can not
face the trial,
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Then I become king
by default--
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Masters, am I not allowed
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To choose a champion to
fight in my place?
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Of course you are,
if you can find someone
foolish enough to face me.
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Ugh, I hate that guy.
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00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,650
And it's not because
of the "scorpion" thing.
200
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,619
He could be called
the teddy bear and
I'd still hate him.
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00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:48,006
Choose your warrior
and choose wisely.
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00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:53,378
I choose spiderman
as my champion.
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00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,512
Who's talking
about what now?
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00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,748
This is an outrage!
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00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,420
Outsiders have neither
the purity, honor, nor
skill to compete!
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00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:07,125
But I have chosen,
and the law is the law.
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00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,428
Agreed. The spider
faces the scorpion
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00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,264
In the return
to shou lao!
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00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,799
[growls]
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00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:19,037
Sounds k'un l'untastic.
Heh heh.
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00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,808
[crowd cheering]
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00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,611
Don't take it
personally. You're a--
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Infidel. Yeah, got it.
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00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:34,519
First you
taint this ceremony,
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00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,120
Now you taint
our traditions?
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00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,089
Your suit is offensive!
217
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,158
So's your breath,
but do I complain?
218
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,194
No. Because I am polite.
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00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,629
[crowd cheering]
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00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:52,170
Warriors, remember
that the return of shou lao
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Exposes the heart
of any man
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Through both physical
and mystical trials.
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00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:02,647
May you face them all
with honor and courage.
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[crowd cheering]
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One side, one side,
let a spider through.
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00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,124
Grr!
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00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,260
Whoo hoo! Yeah!
228
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:19,330
Spider! Spider! Spider!
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00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,533
What? For me? Now this
is what I'm talking about!
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Spider! Spider! Spider!
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00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,340
Huh?
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This is no game.
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00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:34,378
Remember, arrogance
comes before the fall.
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00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,580
Ugh.
235
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:41,619
A little help here.
Guys--?
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00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,622
Oh. So the mystical challenges
are like, illusions.
237
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Could've mentioned that little
detail, sensei danny!
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[muffled]
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00:14:07,579 --> 00:14:10,548
I shall be k'un l'un's savior.
240
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,524
That looks like
a long way down.
241
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,792
Huh? Wha?
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00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,799
You're fast!
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00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,335
Not in the head or
anything, but still,
wow.
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00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:36,207
Ooh, I caught it! And
that's not grape jelly,
is it?
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00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,478
Kiyah!
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00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,656
You're the ninja
from the bridge!
247
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,457
You were trying to keep
danny from coming home!
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00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:57,261
"ninja"? Only you would dare
use so insufficient a term
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To describe a
k'un l'un warrior!
250
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:03,434
That is the longest
way of saying yes
that I have ever--
251
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:07,271
Gah! I have a snake on me!
252
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,440
A final embrace before
you leave this world
253
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,243
And I take k'un l'un!
254
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,846
[choking] starting
to hate kung fu...
255
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:23,387
[struggling]
danny... Needs... Me...
256
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,226
Patience takes practice,
and practice makes perfect.
257
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:31,429
The spirit of a k'un l'un
warrior beats in you.
258
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,831
Stay cool. Focus.
259
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:37,702
Be still. Be calm.
[breathes]
260
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:41,606
Huh?
261
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,609
Deadly snake finger trap?
Not cool.
262
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,452
What do you get for
the k'un l'unatic
that wants everything?
263
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,886
Kiyah!
264
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,755
A k'unuckle-sandwich!
265
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,724
Sorry I couldn't work
'l'un' into that one,
266
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,692
You know, nearly getting
snaked and all.
267
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,028
You may be more skilled
than I gave you credit for.
268
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,831
Why does everyone say that
with such a surprised tone?
269
00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:14,338
The crown!
270
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,706
No!
271
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,042
I lied. You are exactly
the failure I would expect
272
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,945
As I cross the finish line
first!
273
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,880
No different than the
golden-haired outsider
274
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,482
Who would dare be king.
275
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:28,753
Danny, I'm sorry.
I let you down.
276
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:33,324
Instead, a true son of
k'un l'un will rule them all!
277
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,059
Wait!
278
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,798
You can't let
your pride lead you!
279
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,339
What is happening?
280
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,975
You need to stay calm!
You need to be patient!
281
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,844
Help me! I can't breathe!
282
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,614
That's it!
The real finish line!
283
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:03,688
Help me! Please!
Help! [gasps]
284
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,491
No, I don't like him
either. But you know
I gotta save the jerk.
285
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,759
It's a good guy thing.
286
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:09,894
[grunts]
287
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,772
You have to learn to
zen out more, dude,
for reals--
288
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,375
[grunts]
how dare you touch me!
289
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,480
[yells]
290
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,883
Someone never learned
to say "thank you" in
ninja grade school!
291
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,020
I win! I am king!
292
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,356
K'un l'un is mine!
293
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,361
No! Iron fist deserves
that throne!
294
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,664
The contest is over,
my friend.
295
00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:50,401
But danny--
296
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,403
The return
of shou lao
297
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,005
Goes to the warrior
iron fist
298
00:17:55,007 --> 00:18:00,144
By proxy of his
honorable champion
the spider.
299
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:03,647
No! I crossed
the finish line.
300
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,450
I claimed the throne!
I am king!
301
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:11,422
This was not a battle of
physical nor combative skill.
302
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:15,626
Shao lao revealsthe true heart of a man.
303
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,562
With honor comes victory.
304
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,831
We misjudged you, spider.
305
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:25,569
It appears that you
could teach us a thing
or two about humility.
306
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,037
And honor.
307
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:32,877
You chose wisely,
like a king must.
308
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,445
This is not right!
309
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,481
Brother, calm yourself.
310
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,618
You are worse than
this impure outsider scum!
311
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,052
You left paradise!
312
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,922
You left us! You left me!
313
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:48,759
Hiyah!
314
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,796
[grunts]
315
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:59,770
You think you can just
come back and rule us?
You're tainted!
316
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,005
[grunts]
317
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:04,008
[grunts]
318
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:18,155
I left on a quest for
knowledge to better myself.
319
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,058
You stayed, brewingin anger and spite.
320
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,461
That's why you
attacked me in new york.
321
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,229
You knew
he was the ninja?
322
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,899
Of course I did.
We trained together
for years.
323
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,202
But I'd hoped he might
see the error of his ways
324
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,070
Before it came to this.
325
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,907
If anyone has dishonored
k'un l'un, it's you, scorpion.
326
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,843
Kiyah!
327
00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:57,127
Two iron fists?
328
00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:01,699
K'un l'un
rewards the worthy.
He truly is the one.
329
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,267
Kiyah!
330
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,644
Please. Mercy.
I am sorry. I was blind!
331
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:17,081
Yes, you were.
You have much to learn.
332
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:22,286
And I sincerely hope
you do, in exile!
333
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,855
Wait! When did you
get your eyesight back?
334
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,524
Before the race.
335
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,026
But I did not need eyes
to see
336
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,195
I had picked an
honorable champion.
337
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,031
So I'm, like,
the chosen one?
338
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:39,169
Let's not push it.
339
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,606
[spiderman] so, yeah.
Heh. Talk about a kung-fu
adventure.
340
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,842
I just call it "life."
341
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:48,913
Have fun, y'know, ruling
the kingdom and all.
342
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,150
[grunts]
[coughs]
343
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,885
Iron... Hug...
344
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,655
Okay... I got ya.
We're buds!
345
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,557
Oxygen, please!
346
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,159
Daniel,
we were thinking.
347
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:05,629
If more outsiders
are like your friend,
348
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:09,600
Perhaps all of k'un l'un
can benefit from our leader
349
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:14,572
Walking among them,
at least for one more
year.
350
00:21:17,108 --> 00:21:20,911
One year, then I will
return to take the mantle
351
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,915
I have so graciously
been given. Thank you,
master.
352
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,052
Sweet! Lay one on me,
sensei short-stuff!
353
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:32,623
Aaaagh!
354
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,725
Ugh! Ow.
355
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:40,230
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356
00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:47,230
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