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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:09,460 Why would Sports Illustrated even publish an issue that's not a swimsuit issue? 2 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:13,540 You know who should do a swimsuit issue? Playboy. 3 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:17,580 Why would you put clothes on a centerfold? 4 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:20,300 Sometimes I get tired of all the complete nakedness... 5 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:22,580 and I like to be teased a little. 6 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:26,340 Yeah, there's a lot more going on up here than you know about. 7 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:30,260 I think there's some stuff going on in there that you don't know about. 8 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,780 You guys should have come to the arboretum with us. 9 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,980 We saw plants and trees from all over the world. 10 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:40,220 There was a bush from Morocco. 11 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,140 Smelled like chocolate chip cookies. 12 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:44,980 Ah, that is the perfect bush. 13 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:49,220 Thanks for taking me to the arboretum. It was fun. 14 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:52,180 Yeah, what a great day. 15 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,580 What a horrible day! 16 00:00:57,660 --> 00:01:00,420 I don't mind looking at some trees, okay? 17 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:04,140 When they put little signs on them, with little Latin names- 18 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:06,220 It makes me want to harm myself. 19 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:09,660 - So the missus took you out for some girl fun, huh? - (Clicks On) 20 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:13,580 See, Donna is hot, but she is mean. 21 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,620 My girlfriend Nina? Just hot. 22 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:19,980 You know, Fez, you talk a lot about this Nina chick, but none of us have ever seen her. 23 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:23,740 Yeah, we're actually starting to suspect that she is some creepy alter-ego... 24 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:26,180 you visit late at night in front of the mirror. 25 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:29,820 Oh, no, I don't do that anymore. 26 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:32,420 But Nina is the real deal. Kelso saw her at the D.M.V. 27 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,500 Uh, there were a lot of girls there. 28 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:39,140 She could have been the one with the lazy eye that does the vision test. 29 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:44,380 Lazy-eye Lizzie? No way. She wouldn't even look at me. 30 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:53,780 Nina, my friends don't believe that you're my girlfriend, even though I Frenched you. 31 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,860 Girlfriend? I don't know if we're there yet. 32 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:03,540 I mean, I like you and all, it's just that all the guys at the D.M.V. seem great... 33 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:07,460 until you find them in your apartment wearing your hot curlers. 34 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:09,420 Warren. 35 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:14,260 I want to get to know you better, meet your friends... 36 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:16,420 make sure they're not puppets. 37 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:20,460 Warren. 38 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:24,980 So, if they are not puppets, then would you be my girlfriend? 39 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:27,540 Mmm, it would definitely help. 40 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:30,540 - (Chuckles) - Are these lines open or not? 41 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:35,140 - Oh, you're right, I'm sorry. - That was very unprofessional. 42 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:41,620 (Rock Group Singing) 43 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,420 (Ends) 44 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,300 Hello, Wisconsin! 45 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:17,780 So, we're finally gonna meet the mysterious and possibly fictional Nina! 46 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:20,980 Fictional? Does this hickey look fictional? 47 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:26,420 Huh, looks too small to be from the vacuum cleaner, like last time. 48 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,300 Wait, let me see. 49 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:33,500 Small, blotchy and uneven. Ah, this girl's an amateur. 50 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:37,980 Let me see. Small, blotchy and unpleasant. 51 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:40,180 Yeah, this girl's a Jackie. 52 00:03:44,340 --> 00:03:47,180 Well, Fez, I am thrilled that you found a girl... 53 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:50,420 'cause I was startin' to worry. (Chuckling) 54 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:54,540 But you've proven me and the experts from Reader's Digest wrong! 55 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:59,660 When I introduce her to everybody, I just want it to be special. 56 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:04,300 Oh! Let's have a formal dinner party tomorrow. 57 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:06,460 You know, it was at a dinner party that I first realized... 58 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:09,900 Red Forman was more than just a boy with great hair. 59 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:13,060 Sounds good, Miss Kitty. 60 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:16,900 You might be a little past your prime, but your mind is still sharp. 61 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:24,460 Oh, actually tomorrow night's not gonna work... 62 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,420 I thought we might go see Laser Floyd. 63 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:29,300 Well, you tell this fellow Floyd that you have a dinner party. 64 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:32,780 No, Mom, Laser Floyd's not a guy... 65 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:36,100 Laser Floyd is Pink Floyd music- with lasers! 66 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:40,540 Lasers, like in Star Wars! 67 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,980 Mrs. Forman, we'll be here. 68 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:45,220 Wait. You'd rather go to a formal dinner party? 69 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,460 Sure! Sounds great. 70 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:50,300 And, uh, don't forget, Mrs. Forman. You can count Steven and me in. 71 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:54,020 Yeah, I've been looking for an excuse to buy him a shirt with buttons. 72 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:59,340 Since it's a special occasion, you're all allowed one sip of wine. 73 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:04,660 Great! It'll be like Communion, but without the fun of church. 74 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:09,020 So, Steven, you know, I was thinking of getting you... 75 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:13,020 a pair of beige corduroys and maybe a blue blazer for the party. 76 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:16,580 Oh, don't forget the matching scarf and gloves. 77 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:21,420 This way, I'll be nice and toasty when hell freezes over. 78 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:28,660 Uh-oh, Jackie. Looks like Steven doesn't wanna wear his big-boy clothes. 79 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:34,220 No, I don't wanna go. You should have asked me before you said I would. 80 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:39,140 Steven! I am your girlfriend. I speak for you now! 81 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:43,980 Well, then, tell yourself I said to bite me, 'cause I'm not going. 82 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:48,820 Oh, you are so going! So just bite yourself! 83 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:54,060 - (Door Slams) - Man, do you believe that crap? 84 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:57,380 Tell me about it. Donna wants to go to a dinner party, we go to a dinner party. 85 00:05:57,460 --> 00:06:00,380 If she wants to go to the arboretum, bang, I'm in a room full of trees. 86 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:05,580 God, I hate trees. 87 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:07,620 So tall and arrogant. 88 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,740 So why don't you just not go? 89 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:13,180 - Oh, it's just one day. - Not for you, man. You're engaged. 90 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:15,820 It's Latin for "screwed for life." 91 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:19,620 Oh, my God, you're right. 92 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,580 And I have no choice. I have to do what she says... 93 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:23,780 or she won't let me touch her naughty places. 94 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,300 - Hyde, this is extortion! - You're tellin' me? 95 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:31,700 I'm bein' shaken down by a 95-pound brunette with pink toenails. 96 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:38,180 Kitty? I know this change of life has upset you... 97 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:41,220 but we just bought wine the other day. 98 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,500 What are you doing, brushin' your teeth with the stuff? 99 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,940 Red, it's not for me. 100 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:50,060 Well, this one is. 101 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,940 We're having a dinner party tomorrow night. 102 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:59,180 No, can't do it. Battle of the Network Stars is on! 103 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:05,540 See, once a year, they make TV stars compete at things they're not good at. 104 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:09,340 I look forward all season to watching Ed Asner try to paddle a canoe. 105 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:14,180 Makes me feel superior. 106 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:18,220 Well, you shouldn't feel superior, because you know what I know about Ed Asner? 107 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:22,100 Ed Asner would come to my dinner party, 'cause he knows how to treat a woman. 108 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:25,500 Did you say "dinner party"? (Chuckles) 109 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:28,380 See, I thought you- Oh, screw it, I'll be there. 110 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,260 What's this about a party? 111 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:37,900 Oh, well, we're having a party tomorrow night for Fez and Nina. 112 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:43,500 - I invited all the kids. - I'm a kid. 113 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:47,340 Well, it's for couples only. You can come if you bring a date. 114 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:50,220 Well, it's too late to find a date. I mean- 115 00:07:50,260 --> 00:07:52,820 Yeah, I'm sweet looking, but I'm no miracle worker. 116 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:59,580 Well, maybe if you stop jumping from girl to girl, you wouldn't be alone. 117 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:01,820 You're no Frank Sinatra, you know! 118 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:07,460 You know, you used to be nice, but you've changed, lady! 119 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:17,220 Guys, I really want Nina to like me... 120 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,980 so please, avoid the following topics: 121 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:26,660 my addiction to candy... 122 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,340 the fact that I have needs... 123 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:34,220 and my use of Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment. 124 00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:40,140 Wait. Fez, what does she care what you use on your hair? 125 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,180 Oh, I do not use it on my hair. 126 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:50,140 Well, heard about your secret couples party. 127 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:52,580 And I'm glad I'm not goin', 'cause I hate parties. 128 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:55,380 Hey, man, I'm only goin' 'cause Donna's makin' me. 129 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,300 At this rate, the only way I'll see Laser Floyd is... 130 00:08:57,380 --> 00:09:00,060 if they project it on a leaf canopy at the arboretum. 131 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:03,860 So, don't go to the party. Act tough, Forman. 132 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:06,580 - I'm not tough. - That's why I said "act." 133 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:10,100 No one's making me go, that's for sure. 134 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:15,380 Oh, that is it, Steven. As your girlfriend, I am ordering you to go to this party. 135 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:20,820 And as your boyfriend, I'm ordering you to take your bossy mouth and flap it elsewhere. 136 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:23,660 If you flap it at me, I'll go with you. 137 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:30,100 You hear that, Steven? Michael wants to go to the party with me. 138 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:33,500 - I'm not going to the party. - Fine. 139 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:35,580 Michael, I would love to go to the party with you. 140 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:37,900 Kick-ass! I love parties! 141 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:48,260 Okay, now. These are called... 142 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:51,540 after-dinner conversation cards. 143 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:53,820 Let's try one! (Laughs) 144 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:58,740 "If you were a bird, where would you fly?" Donna? 145 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:03,060 Um, south? 146 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:08,140 I don't know, I'm nervous. I feel like I'm on Jeopardy. 147 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:12,860 If I were a bird, I'd fly to Laser Floyd. 148 00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:16,940 I'd fly to Tahiti, 'cause the girls there don't wear tops! 149 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,900 Wait, but then I'd want to change back to myself... 150 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:23,420 because no lady wants to make it with a bird. 151 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:28,460 Wait, can I be a monkey? 152 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:35,500 Okay. Nina! 153 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:39,340 I'd fly to my favorite place, the D.M.V.! 154 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,620 I was just going to say that! 155 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:49,460 Red, we haven't heard a peep out of you. 156 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,580 If I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan. 157 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:04,020 (Gasps) Steven, you came, just like I thought you would. 158 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:06,380 - You buckled! - No, I got hungry. 159 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,820 You're in my seat. 160 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,300 Damn, Hyde, now everyone knows it's a clip-on! 161 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:22,140 Since you two work at the D.M.V.... 162 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:25,100 how about you make this parking ticket disappear? 163 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:29,220 We can't fix this. You parked in a fire lane. 164 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,020 Oh, Nina, please. (Laughing) 165 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:35,980 We're his guests. I will take care of it, little buddy. 166 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,940 - No, Fez, he broke the law. - Broke the law? 167 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:43,540 - I was just getting some milk. - What if there was a fire? 168 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:47,180 Then I'd pour my milk on it. 169 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:54,540 Okay. Okay, let's try another card. 170 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:59,020 Um, "If you could be anyone's shoe... 171 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,540 whose shoe would you be?" 172 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:05,620 I wouldn't want to be Red's shoe, 'cause I think it's about to go in someone's ass. 173 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:11,980 That's it! I'm watching Battle of the Network Stars. 174 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:15,540 I'm with you. Have fun with Mr. Clip-on. 175 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,460 Yeah, you know what? Me too. 176 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:21,100 - You're leaving? - There are lasers going off right now! 177 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:25,900 Perfectly synchronized lasers! And all of a sudden, you're, like- like, Lady Dinner Rolls... 178 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:28,340 shaking me down with her naughty places! 179 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,180 I'm going too. Apparently... 180 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,260 we can eat a man's food, but we cannot fix his ticket! 181 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:38,540 Well, what happened to my dinner party? 182 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:41,820 I'm sorry, Mrs. Forman, but Marilu Henner only gets on the trampoline once a year... 183 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,060 and I'm not gonna miss it. 184 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:53,060 Where the hell does Eric get off acting like I make him do stuff? 185 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,020 It not like I wanted us to come to this dinner party either! 186 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,300 I only did because... 187 00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:00,340 well, you're all menopause-y now, and you scare me! 188 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,740 Right, you came for me. 189 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:05,740 Just like I slaved over a pot roast for all of you. 190 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,740 You want a definition of Hell? 191 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:11,540 Try opening a 400-degree oven while you're having a hot flash. 192 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:14,660 We're all here for someone else. 193 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:17,140 And you know why? It's right there in front of us, girls. 194 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,700 - Women are giving. - I'm not giving! 195 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:23,540 I'm here for me. 196 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:25,740 Steven is the one who should think about others. 197 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:28,180 - I mean, how could he just ditch me? - Well, Jackie... 198 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,460 it might have to do with trying to boss him around... 199 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:34,100 - then showing up with Kelso. - She's right. 200 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,020 I know she's right. 201 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,420 But you're not a part of the group, and I don't like you, so zip it! 202 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,540 (Cheering On TV) 203 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:47,500 Man, look at you guys, all forced to hide in the basement because of your women. 204 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,180 (Eric) Hey. 205 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:52,660 I'm not hiding from anyone. I finally set Donna straight. 206 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,140 Alls you did was babble about lasers and naughty places. 207 00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,700 Man, I thought you were having a stroke. 208 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:03,540 Whatever, man. You caved just likeJackie wanted. 209 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,580 I didn't cave. Just wanted to make sure... 210 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:08,100 "Don Juan el Tardo" here kept his hands off her. 211 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,620 Then how do you explain the necktie? 212 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,900 I just came from a business meeting. 213 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:20,900 At least he's putting up a fight. You just gave up. Like France. 214 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:28,780 Oh, get off his back, little buddy. You were at the party too. 215 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:33,820 Hey, I fought the good fight for 30 years. 216 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:37,900 Now I just agree with what Kitty wants to do, so I can go to sleep. 217 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,980 And I'm not your "little buddy." 218 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:49,580 Yeah, you're all doomed. That's funny. 219 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:53,860 No, we're not all doomed. One man here still has a chance. 220 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:56,860 One man can take a stand for all of us. 221 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,860 And that man's name is- 222 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,700 Well, we can't pronounce his real name, so we call him Fez! 223 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:10,580 I don't want to take a stand, I just want Nina to be my girlfriend and give me nooky! 224 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:13,100 Fez, come on. Give it a try! 225 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,820 It'll be like Battle of the Network Stars. Think about it. 226 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:22,460 Welcome back to the Battle of the Gender Stars... 227 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:26,980 - where it's the gals with 50 points! - (Cheering) 228 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,380 And the guys with zero. 229 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:33,180 But the guys still have a chance... 230 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:38,500 'cause the final event is conveniently worth 51 points. 231 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:41,740 You guys are pathetic! 232 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:45,300 Wow, that's some tough talk, Jamie Farr. 233 00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:49,740 I'm switching to the gals' team. I can do that, because I wear a dress on M.A.S.H. 234 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:54,620 Okay, now let's meet our contestants. 235 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:58,980 - Representing the gals: the lovely Nina! - (Women Cheering) 236 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:02,300 - And representing the guys: the lovely Fez! - (Eric) Yes. 237 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,260 Fighters, go! (Blows Whistle) 238 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:14,300 (Red) Make that dame eat some mud! 239 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:18,100 Oh, I forgot to tell you. We're going antiquing all weekend! 240 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,780 Oh, like hell we are. 241 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,620 (Cheering) 242 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,340 I hate antiquing. Let's do this thing! 243 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:35,660 That's right. Gentlemen, let's go get our cojones back! 244 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,020 I gotta see this. 245 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,580 - Hey, man, you coming? - Nah, I still have my cojones. 246 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,340 My lonely, lonely cojones. 247 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:56,780 Oh, look who it is. You bake a brownie, and the bastards come running. 248 00:16:56,820 --> 00:17:00,580 I'm afraid your brownies are powerless now. Fez has something to say. Fez. 249 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,500 - Can I have a brownie? - Fez! 250 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:06,340 Oh. Right, right, right, right. 251 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:10,380 Nina, I insist you take care of Red's ticket, because I am in charge. 252 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:13,980 - Yeah, it's not gonna happen. - Okay. (Chuckles) 253 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:18,820 - Man, what the hell? - I have needs. 254 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,620 Nina, if I do everything you want, would you be my girlfriend? 255 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,980 Can't say no to that! (Chuckles) 256 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:31,380 I cannot believe it! I have a girlfriend! 257 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:35,100 So when do we do it? 258 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:43,140 - I am not speaking to you. - (Sets Down Dinnerware) 259 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:47,420 Well, at least it will be quiet enough to go to sleep. 260 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:55,780 Okay, Donna, when we came up here, Fez was supposed to- Donna? 261 00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:00,980 Oh, crap. 262 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,380 Hey, Steven, look. 263 00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:06,100 Remember how you said that I was bossy? 264 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,220 Well, I think you were right. 265 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,700 So, from now on, if I want you to do something, I'll ask first. 266 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,380 - Well, I just- - Shh, I'm talking! 267 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:19,220 (Gasps) I am so sorry. There I go again. 268 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:23,380 Okay, here's what I wanted to say: 269 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:27,060 Would you like to go with me to the Girl Scout Alumni Pancake Breakfast? 270 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:35,020 Jackie, I'd rather put on a dress and slow dance with Kelso on Soul Train. 271 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,620 But since you asked nicely, I'll go. 272 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,660 Yea! Oh, uh, Steven, don't forget to bring a spatula... 273 00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:45,620 because I signed you up as a flipper. 274 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:52,220 Hey, the flipper better be the guy who judges the Alumni Bikini Contest! 275 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:56,060 It's not. 276 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,420 - Donna- - Wait, let me guess. 277 00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:00,940 - (Door Closes) - Laser Floyd, Laser Floyd... 278 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:03,700 arboretum, dinner roll, Laser Floyd. 279 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:06,620 - Okay, listen. - No, you listen. 280 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,540 I don't know what's wrong with you- 281 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:12,620 if it's genetic, or if you took a pill from your mother's cabinet- 282 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:16,700 But I'm through doing stuff for you, because you don't appreciate it. 283 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,780 Whoa, whoa, wait. You're doing stuff for me? 284 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,140 Yeah! 285 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,460 I went to that dinner party to make your mother happy... 286 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,660 and I went to the arboretum because you wanted to. 287 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:35,180 I wanted to? All I said was, "Look, the arboretum." 288 00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:40,140 W- It sounded like you wanted to go. I hate trees! 289 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:44,180 I mean, "Ooh, show me trees!" Does that sound like me? 290 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:51,740 - No. Look, I'm sorry. - (Sighs) 291 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:55,620 I just- I thought you were gonna make me do girlie crap... 292 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,780 for the rest of my life. 293 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:01,180 Eric, come on. You know me way better than that. 294 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:05,100 Yeah, you're right. 295 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:09,500 So, would you like to go see Laser Floyd next weekend? 296 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,700 Oh, we can't. I signed us up for this class: "Quilting for Couples." 297 00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,380 (Laughing) 298 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,660 - (Chuckling) I'm kidding! - (Gasps) 299 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,660 It's just for men. 300 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,360 And the canoeing champion for this year's... 301 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,360 Battle of the Network Stars is... Red Forman! 302 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,560 - My team! - Thanks, Jamie Farr. 303 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,280 And I'd like to give a special thanks to Ed Asner. 304 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,680 Ed, thanks for paddling your canoe like a girl. 305 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,160 Where's your spunk now, you big pansy? (Laughing) 26318