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[MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONOGRAPH]

JAZZMAN:
Now, you all might not
believe the tale

I'm about to tell you.

But I swear on
Tuesday's supper
that it's true.

Actually, in the end,

believing is what
the story's all about.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

'Cause sometimes,
all it takes to find
what you're looking for

is a little bit of believing.

So listen close,
and decide for yourself.

Back in the day,
New Orleans was home
to all kinds of people.

[CHUCKLES] They
loved a good time
and often had one.

Now these people,
they play a part
in this story.

It ain't really
about them.

This is about a...

Pirate.

They say

he's 10 foot tall...

MAN: Old fool.
He doesn't know
what he's talking about.

OLD MAN:
...with fire for eyes.

I saw his ship on
the Mississippi.

You people,
you never,
never listen.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

And they say

he has treasure.

[PEOPLE STOP TALKING]

MAN: Did he say treasure?

How much treasure?

Is it gold? Jewels?

Are they
dangerous pirates?

What does he
want in New Orleans?

Just your hospitality,
kind sir.

Some food, some drink.

Place for my men to rest
their heads
before we carry on.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

MAN: Careful.

And how do you propose
to pay for all of this?

I have resources.

You shall be well compensated
for your generosity.

Is it true?
Are you the
heartless pirate

that has sailed
the seven seas in search
of treasure to steal?

Fair lady,
my heart beats
just as yours.

As for the seas,
I have seen but
three or four.

Now this treasure
of which you speak,

it was my family's legacy,
stolen generations ago.

And now safely
aboard my ship,

awaiting its return home.

How much treasure?

Grandeur beyond belief.

Aboard your ship? Now?

We leave port
in the morning.

A treasure.

Get him!

[ALL YELLING]

JAZZMAN: Those people
believed that LeRouge
was a mean old pirate,

doing wrong for
stealing back what was
rightfully his anyhow.

And they was
believing that

stealing it back from him
was fair and right.

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

Funny thing, believing.

LEROUGE: We must put to sea!

Hoist the anchor!

Raise the main sail!

Our kind is not
wanted in these parts.

JAZZMAN: Everybody's
wanting the treasure.

Some for the adventure,
some for the wealth.

Some 'cause
everybody else wants it.

Sad part of this story,
no one got any.

What LeRouge didn't know,
coming up the Gulf of Mexico

was Hurricane Louise.

And most times
hurricanes and boats
don't go well together.

Even pirate ships.

[THUNDER CRACKING]

Some folks say he made it
around the bend
of the Mississippi,

never to return again.

But others saw that ship
blow clear out of the river,

landing deep in
the Louisiana bayou.

Either way, no one
ever found the treasure.

And that goes for
LeRouge himself.

He lost his grip
on that old wheel

[LEROUGE SCREAMING]

and lost his boat to boot.

Now, legend has it,
as legend always does,

that to this very day,
the ghost of Captain LeRouge

haunts that bayou,

searching for his
beloved lost treasure.

And so was born
the legend of...

Bayou Bob.
Are you serious?

Captain LeRouge's ghost
is called Bayou Bob?

What's it to you?Nothing.

I found your story
fascinating up until
that inconsistency.

GAVIN: Why not the
Louisiana LeRouge
or the Cajun Captain?

But, Bayou Bob?
Did his first name
even have a "B" in it?

That's what they call him.
The ghost of the swamps
is Bayou Bob.

Everybody knows that.

Wait, that's
an actual legend?

No, it's a true story.

I've seen the
ghost myself. Twice.

Highly improbable.

Although apparitions are
a popular part of folklore
and urban legend,

they have never been
convincingly documented.

Lack of evidence
as to whether or not
there is an afterlife aside,

the actuality
of seeing a ghost
is scientifically impossible.

What?

He means he
doesn't believe you.

I'm telling you,
I've seen him

and I know where
to find him again.

The Toddster doesn't lie.

Prove it.
We want pictures.

No, pictures can
be double exposed
or computer enhanced.

We need real proof.

Who are you anyway?

I'm Gavin Thomson.

I just moved
here from Jersey.

Hi, I'm Emily Ryan.

The Toddster will pretend
he doesn't know me.

But he used to beat up
my older brother
in kindergarten.

You two would be
too chicken
to see a ghost.

Or not. I bet Gavin wants
to see some sites anyway.

Sure, unless he is
falsifying information.

Huh?He means lying.

Fine. Last time
I saw Bayou Bob,

he was haunting
the old Solomon mansion

at the end of Oak Road.

We'll meet at
Jackson Square
in half an hour.

Unless you chicken out.

BOY: I can't believe
he just did that.

How many times
have I told you

to keep out of my
parking space, Reggie?

I carried that
thing in here.

At least let me park closer
to the door on the model.

Don't be an idiot.

We need to close this deal.

Get your game face on.
Come on, let me see it.

Dad, be serious.
Cut it out.

Give it to me, boy.

I ain't messing around.

All right, fine.

My game face.

That's my boy.

All business.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[CLEARING THROAT]

Hey.

Mr. Mayor,
thank you
for your time.

Don't thank me yet.
I can kick you out
of here any second.

This better be good.

Um, Mayor Adams,

our corporation,
Exploi-Tech, wishes to
get the city's permission

to purchase
1,200 acres of land,

due east of
the Solomon Plantation.

It is there we intend to
build the largest oil
refinery in the country.

[STEAM HISSING]

[HORN BLARING]

[LAUGHING]

Now using our
state-of-the-art
technology,

we will create a venue
that will make Louisiana

the leader in oil refining.

And create
millions of dollars

in economic
development annually.

Interesting.

But all that land
is privately owned.
I can't help you.

We wouldn't
waste your time, sir.

It's just,
most of those deeds

have been under the city's
possession since
the early 1900s.

It's just nobody
has been able to do
anything with the land.

That's because
it's haunted.

Bayou Bob may not want
you fooling around
in those swamps.

Your honor, we'd be
more likely to believe
in such urban myths

if it wasn't
standing in the way of

millions of dollars
in revenue to be made.

I see your point.
Although, if this land
were to go up for sale,

I'm sure there would be
many interested parties.

Um, we were hoping you'd
see the advantages of
a silent auction.

Very silent.

Check it out,
Mr. Mayor.

[FACTORY MODEL HOOTS]

[EXCLAIMS]

[MAYOR ADAMS COUGHING]

Is this thing
environmentally safe?

The model?The refinery...

...is 100% safe.

100%? Are you sure?

Give or take 50%.

But, what I am sure of,

there will be 250,000
newly-employed people

gonna vote Adams
for the next term.

Mr. McDowell, Reggie.

I believe we may be able
to work something out.

[BAND PLAYING
O WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN]

[HUFFING] Please.

Oh, heaven.

Hey, you're beyond punctual.

I didn't want to
get left behind.

We wouldn't
leave without you.

You wouldn't.

So he's just
a school bully.

[PLAYING FUNERAL MARCH
ON HARMONICA]

He defines a cliche.

I didn't think
you two losers
would show up.

What's with all the stuff?

My mom likes me
to be prepared.

So I grabbed
everything I thought
we need to find a ghost.

Flashlights, rope,
bubblegum, compass.

Yeah, well,
I hope you brought
clean underwear.

'Cause Bayou Bob
will make you...

Bayou Bob, you say?

You kids are
looking for trouble.

Actually,
we're looking
for a ghost.

Oh, LeRouge.
He doesn't want
nobody bothering him.

See? He knows he's real.
Tell him, mister.

Oh, he's real all right.

And it would be best
if you leave him alone.

This is the modern world.

We need physical
evidence in order to
believe LeRouge exists.

Fine, you go ahead
and find LeRouge.

And when you see him,
and you will see him,

tell all your friends
to stay out of his bayou.

Excuse me, sir, do you know
the fastest way to find him?

My mother says
I have to be
home by 9:30,

ghost, or no ghost.

The surest way
to find LeRouge

is to go searching
for that treasure.

You go snooping
for that loot,

and he will find you.

[BAND RESUMES PLAYING]

Let's hit the road, Jack.

My name is Gavin.

Whatever.

[BAND PLAYING
HIT THE ROAD JACK]

[CHILDREN COUGHING]

Maps can't be checked out.

Dust.There's only one
copy in records.

Let me know when
you're through.

Thank you.

Why is it so quiet in here?

[SHUSHING]

It's supposed to be quiet.
It's called a library.

This is...
This is a waste of time.

What do you think,
you're going to find
an X that marks the spot?

If the legend is true,

then the pirate ship
has to be out there.

Look, the "supposed"
treasure has been lost
for two centuries.

In that time, New Orleans
has become heavily populated.

And still no treasure.

Huh?

All we have to do is
eliminate where
everyone else has been.

And that should
narrow it down
to a few possibilities.

We start with roads,
houses, parks.

All of those areas
have constant traffic.

If there was
a pirate ship,

[LIBRARY DOOR OPENS]

someone would
have seen it.

So we need to
locate the one place
no one has ever looked.

Like right here.

ALL: Solomon Plantation.

I told you.

GAVIN: So if we start...

[LIBRARIAN EXCLAIMS]

Howdy, ma'am.Shh. Quiet.

We'd like to check out
a map of the local bayous
from city records.

They're treasure hunters.

They look more like cowboys.

Maps can't be
checked out.

There's only one
copy in records.

They are
awfully popular today.

You'll have to
wait your turn.

We can't let
them have our map.

These gentlemen
wish to view the maps
when you're finished.

We're finished, ma'am.

We were actually looking
for something a bit less...

...dusty.

But we're not...Let's go.

Why did you take
us out of there?

Those were
treasure hunters.

Well, they won't get very far
without this, will they?

I can't believe you did that.

We are in so much trouble.

Once we find the treasure,
I'll put it back.

Who put you in
charge of the map?

I don't trust
her for a second.

You think you
should hold the map?

Partners.

No one gets
anywhere without
the other.

[MOANING]

The librarian is
not going to be happy.

EMILY: Gavin,
want some help
with those packs?

GAVIN: Sure.

GAVIN: Thanks, guys.TODDSTER: Those packs
are your problem.

Just looking for trouble.

♪ Hit the road, Jack,
and don't you come
back no more,

♪ No more, no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack
and don't you
come back no more

♪ Listen to what I say

♪ Hit the road, Jack,
and don't you come
back no more,

♪ No more, no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack
and don't you come back ♪

There it is,
the old Solomon place.

GAVIN: Wow!

I'm pretty sure that's where
Bayou Bob lives.

"Lives"?

Are you gonna bust my chops
all day, Einstein?

This is on my
piece of the map,
let's check it out.

You guys are lucky
it's still light out.

Once it gets dark,
there's no telling
what will happen.

[EXCLAIMS] Gross.

At least we still
have a few hours
before the sun sets.

That should keep
the ghosts away
for a while. Right?

GAVIN: Em, wait up.

EMILY: Hey, Gav.

GAVIN: That's...

TODDSTER: Flat tire.EMILY: Cut it out, Todd.

[CAT SHRIEKING]

[DOOR SLAMMING]

[GAVIN AND EMILY EXCLAIM]

GAVIN: Todd!

What a mess.

Don't waste the batteries,
we need them to get home.

We're not staying
out that late, are we?

What a baby!

Fine.

[HOOTING]

Sounds like
a silly treasure hunt
is a good excuse

for you guys
to chicken out.

Admit it, Todd, we have
a better chance of finding
a million-dollar treasure

than we do of
seeing a ghost.

Whatever,
all I know is right now,
it's time for a snack.

Cool, I love Krispy Kreme.

What do I look like,
the lunch lady?

Em, I brought apples and
some beef jerky, want some?

Sure, thanks.

[MOANING]

TODDSTER: Sugar.

Sugar, sugar,
sugar, sugar. Sugar!

Are you okay?

[GROANS] That
wasn't there last time.

We shouldn't be
fooling around.

This place looks dangerous.

Two babies.

It looks like
someone's been
living here.

Probably the pirates.

Ghost pirates
don't eat soup.

Or need shelter.

Oh, yeah,
then how do you
explain that?

[GAVIN AND EMILY EXCLAIM]

A treasure chest.

It looks more like
a laundry basket.

TODDSTER: Cool.GAVIN: It's plastic.

It's a toy.

That's so weird.

Don't play dumb, Todd,

we know you put
this stuff here
just to try to scare us.

No, seriously,
it's not mine.

GAVIN: Then, whose is it?EMILY: Then, whose is it?

[MAN SCREAMS]

[CHILDREN EXCLAIM]

It'd be mine.

[CHILDREN SCREAMING]

I think it's
time to go home now.

Hate to say
I told you so.

Please,
that was so
not a ghost.

That was LeRouge.

Yeah, if LeRouge
gets his pirate costume
at a Halloween store.

That sword said
"Made in Hong Kong" on it.

Whatever.
You guys were
scared silly.

[EXCLAIMS] So were you.
You ran faster
than either of us.

I just wanted to make sure
you didn't get lost.

I am not afraid
of a pirate.
Ghost or not.

[WHOOSHING]

Is that a fact, matey?

[LAUGHING]

[CHILDREN SCREAMING]

Leaving so soon?

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

The road be that way.

[TODDSTER SCREAMS]

Pestering cockroaches.

They get more
ambitious every
century.

Pay them no mind,
they're gone.

Raise anchor, matey,

the sun sets and
the treasure awaits.

[CELL PHONE DIALING]

[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

TODDSTER:
Why don't you
just start yelling,

"Hey, LeRouge,
we're over here"?

You just did.

Whatever.
Why is that phone
so loud anyway?

My mom had it set like
this so she can hear
when I make calls.

What is she,
a warden?

Leave him alone, Todd.

It's Toddster.

Whatever.

You should probably
save your battery until
you find a signal.

It's just getting so late.

My parents are gonna freak
if I don't get home soon.

I hope they consider
tomorrow soon enough.

What?What?

[TODDSTER EXCLAIMS]

Face it,
we're lost, we're in
the middle of a swamp,

no road, no phone,
and a band of
pirates on our tail.

There were only two,
and one was a ghost.

Does it matter?Right.

They're still out there.

And worse, alligators.

So just like that,
we're gonna crash here?

Right out in the open?

No, there.

GAVIN: I've never
been camping before,

'cause Mom says I'm
allergic to vegetation.

[GAVIN AND EMILY LAUGH]

Todd, is something wrong?

Nothing, just
hungry I guess.

Where's your
Krispy Kreme?

In my backpack,
at LeRouge's house.

Too bad the lunch
lady isn't around.

Whatever, we wouldn't
be in this situation

if you guys
weren't such pansies.

When I say I saw a ghost,
you better believe it.

The Toddster
doesn't lie.

[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

I wonder if I can
get a signal here.

[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

TODDSTER:
Could you please
stop doing that?

What? No one can hear it.I can hear it.

[CELL PHONE DIALING]

And it's annoying.
At least turn the volume
down or something.

I can't. The controls
are childproof.

You're such a baby.

Here, give it to me,
I'll do it.

[BEEPING]

Stop, stop it.GAVIN: Give it,
you'll break it.

Both of you,
Todd, leave it alone.

[WHISTLING TUNE]

I'll take it.

You'll break it.

Guys, listen.TODDSTER: Give me the phone.

[WHISTLING CONTINUES]

It's LeRouge.

EMILY: Whistling?
I don't think so.

TODDSTER: Then what is it?

EMILY: I don't know.

Let me see the phone.

[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

[WHISTLING TUNE RESPONDS]

Do it again.

[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

[WHISTLING TUNE RESPONDS]

Let me try. Oh, no,
my battery is dead.

[TODDSTER LAUGHS]

That's not funny.

Kind of.

[WHISTLING]

[CHILDREN EXCLAIM]

EMILY: I wonder what it is.

Alligator.GAVIN: Alligators
don't whistle.

Then, what does?

Hang on, I've got an idea.

[PLAYS HARMONICA]

[WHISTLING RESPONDS]

[TODDSTER PLAYS HARMONICA]

[WHISTLING RESPONDS]

[CHILDREN EXCLAIM]

What?

[PURRING]

[CHILDREN EXCLAIM]

[PURRS]

Whoa!

EMILY: What is it?

Alligator.

Enough with the alligator,
it looks like a...

Maybe it's a mudpuppy.

GAVIN: We had a tadpole at
my old school in Jersey.

What?

The teacher kept
telling us it would
grow into a mudpuppy.

But I moved before
I saw what one looked like.

If I were to guess,
I would say it
would look like that.

[PURRING]

More like a mud monkey.

EMILY: Don't scare him.

I just wanna
check him out.

Todd, I think he
wants your harmonica.

[HUMMING A TUNE]

He totally wants
you to keep playing.

What do I look like,
a street performer?

We are lost in the swamp
having a close encounter

of the bizzaro kind.

I say play the harp
for the mud monkey.

He's not a monkey.

[PLAYING A NOTE]

[REPEATING NOTE]

[REPEATING NOTES]

[PLAYING BLUES MELODY]

[ANSWERING WITH
BLUES MELODY]

GAVIN: Check this out.

[GAVIN TAPPING RHYTHM]

[HUMMING ALONG]

[ALL PLAYING BLUES MUSIC]

The treasure is near.
I can feel it in my bones.

You don't have
no bones.

[GRUNTS]

I know, I know,
keep rowing.

[TODDSTER PLAYING HARMONICA]

[PURRING]

[SIGHS] I'm done.

[SIGHS] I'm tired.

[EMILY YAWNS]

GAVIN: Let's keep
the packs off the door.

EMILY: Good idea.

That was fun.

Yeah. We should do
it again sometime.

GAVIN: Yeah, right.
As if I won't be
grounded for life.

Don't worry about it.
At least not till morning.

Night, guys.GAVIN: Night.

Night, monkey.

He's not a monkey.

Whatever.

[PURRING]

[HOWLING]

[CREAKING]

TODDSTER: Ooh, beef jerky.

Where is the map?

[MUMBLING] Got it.

They'll never
find them there.

X marks the spot.

Perfect.

[EMILY YAWNS]

All right, 6:00 a.m.
The sun is due east.

Good time to start.EMILY: I wonder
where our friend is.

Probably got sick
of your snoring.

I know it kept
me up all night.

Breakfast anyone?

That's weird.

I hope we find him
on our way to the treasure.

We're not going
for the treasure,

we need to focus
on getting home.

Yeah, I mean,
along the way
to the treasure.

You know what I mean.TODDSTER:
She's right, you know.

If you're gonna be
grounded for life,

well, you might as well be
a grounded millionaire.

No, no way.

Our parents
have probably been
looking for us all night.

We have to get home.

You know what,
you guys are total babies.

Fine, go home.

Don't come crying to me
after I find LeRouge's loot.

You'll never find
it without our maps.

We're in this together.

Like I need a map. Take it.

It's not here.
It's gone, my map is gone.

Did you leave
it in your pack?

No.Mine's gone, too.

So is mine.
This is weird.

I bet it was LeRouge,
or the monkey.

He probably eats maps.

[PURRS]

EMILY: Hey, you're back.

Well, what are
we gonna do now?

You do whatever you want,
I've got gold doubloons
calling my name.

Later.

I'm sick of
you guys, anyway.

What a jerk.

I bet he has the maps.

Yeah, but we have this.

I know the Mississippi
is west of here.

So if we head that way,
we're bound to find a road,
eventually.

Sounds like a plan.

Sort of.

Sorry about the treasure.

No big deal. At least
we made a new friend.

[LAUGHING]

Son, in 48 hours
we'll own this town.

That land belongs to us.

[GROANING]

That's great, Daddy.
Didn't the mayor say

we had to pay him
in full by then?

Son, don't be so negative.

Positive thoughts
equals positive results.

Didn't I teach you anything?
Besides, I have some
outside investors

ripe for the picking.

As soon as I give
them the exact location
of the drilling sweet spot,

they'll wire
the money to our account.

We'll have oil flowing
by the end of the week.

But we couldn't
find the map.

How are we going to locate
the sweet spot?

Make yourself
useful and start
sinking some holes.

We have two days,
how hard can it be

to find your way
through these swamps?

There it is.

LeRouge's gold is
as good as mine.
What losers.

Those losers.

[SCREAMING] Losers!

Oh, where is it? Oh!

[GRUNTS]

[EXCLAIMS]

Yeah. Brussel sprout
and noodle soup.
Me favorite.

[SNIFFING]

[MOANING]

Shiver me timbers.

[WHOOSHING]

What are you doing
below deck, sailor?

My sea legs were
a bit weakened,

and I was in
need of a hot meal.

Quit your fooling, mate.

It seems our unwanted guests
have decided to stay.

I want you to
get rid of them.

But I...

Now!

Aye, aye, Captain.

No one steals my
treasure from me.

No one.

GAVIN: So, what's his name?

EMILY: Who?Him, your turtle...monkey?

Oh, I don't know.
I haven't really
thought about it,

you know,
too many ghosts
and stuff.

GAVIN: [CHUCKLES] Yeah.

Hey, what if we
made up a name?

Sometimes it's cool
to take half of two words

and put them together.

Like the first half of turtle
and the last half of monkey.

EMILY: That would be turkey.

He's not a turkey.

[BOTH GIGGLING]

[EMILY SCREAMS]

GAVIN: Ghost!

Todd!What is it? LeRouge?

I wasn't... They weren't...

I thought you might
have found the map.

We don't have the map.We don't have the map.

Well, somebody does.

I thought you said
you didn't need it anyway.

Well, you know,
I don't, just...

You guys were never gonna get
out of here without my help.

If you're so smart,
then where's
the nearest road?

[CAR DRIVING BY]

There.

Last one, son,
make it count.

RONALD: These roads
are ruining my truck.

EMILY: Wait, guys.

[GRUNTING]

I think those are the cowboys
from the library.

GAVIN: So they are looking
for the treasure.

I bet they have the map.

Be quiet.
They could be
looking for us

because we took the maps.

Let's check them out.

That's my boy.

Hey, let me help you out.

[REGGIE GRUNTING]

[COUNTRY MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO]

A little work music,
so you can put
your back into it.

Much appreciated.

Come on, boy,
a little elbow
grease will do you good.

Yeah, it builds character.
Separates the men
from the boys.

By the time you
get to be my age,

you don't have to
do anything you
don't wanna.

Yeah, you're lucky that way.

Look at me, I'm my age

and I'm out here
digging holes with you.

[RONALD CHUCKLES]

REGGIE: I know, Pop.

Besides, it's good to get out
and enjoy a little nature.

Hmm. In a few weeks,
none of this will be here.

Did he just say
what I think he said?

They're gonna tear
the whole swamp down.

So they're not
looking for the treasure.

[SHUSHING] Down.

What could they
possibly be doing
way out here?

RONALD:
A little lower on the left.

No, my... All right.
Never mind, a little higher,

higher, higher. No, lower.

No, no, down, down, lower.

Up a little more.

There, right there.

This is
a glorious day, Reggie.

[CHUCKLES]

Somewhere in this swamp,
there's a billion
dollars worth of oil

with our names on it.

We find the sweet spot,
investors wire the funds
into our account,

the mayor'll sign the deed
of this land over to us.

We'll be
the richest men
in the world.

[BOTH WHOOPING]

[REGGIE AND RONALD LAUGHING]

Come on.

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ I tried to clean
my T-shirts ♪

[BOTH CHATTERING]

[HUMMING]

[EMILY SHUSHING]

Hey, hey,
did y'all hear
something?

It's just Colonel Fryer
and the Chicken Boys.

Hot dang.
It's a good one.

I think it came
from over here.

Are you sure?

Probably just some fishermen
passing by or something.

Well, we better
check it out,

we don't want anybody
sneaking around on our land.

This isn't good, guys.

No kidding.
My mom would
double ground me

if I get arrested
for trespassing, too.

What a wuss.

No, I'm talking
about the refinery.

If these guys pull that off,
everything is gone.

No swamp, no treasure.

This little guy
will have no home.

Who cares? It looks like
he'd rather live in your
terrarium anyway.

That's not the point.
We can't let them do that.

What are we gonna do,
call your mom?

She would know
exactly what to do.

And the first
thing she'd say is,

"Get rid of
that hideous sign."

Oh, I see,
you don't believe in ghosts,
but you can do magic,

'cause that's the only
way we're getting that
sign to disappear.

Not magic,
simple physics.
For every action,

there is an equal
and opposite reaction.

RONALD:
We have wasted enough time.

We got to find that
prime drilling location,

e-mail the GPS
info to the investors

and tear this
mosquito farm down.

Sounds like a plan.

I'm just glad
that's the last sign
I have to put up.

Don't worry, son,
you'll never have to worry
about those signs again.

[CAR ENGINE STARTING]

It worked!

Don't look at me.

Reginald, what are you doing?

[LAUGHS]

It's those kids
from the library.

And I bet they
have that missing map.

Uh-oh.What the...

Wait, don't go.

Come on,
let's get out of here.

Don't have to ask me twice.

Reggie, get me out of here.

[WHISTLING]

It's gonna take
more than just some

chemistry class rope gag
to stop those guys.

It's physics.Whatever.

Todd's right.

And I know just
the man for the job.

LeRouge.LeRouge.

Insane, party of two.

Think about it.
We know the ghost is real.

If these guys found out
the swamp is really haunted,

there's no way they'd
put their thing here.

The question is,
how do we get
them to LeRouge?

We don't,
we bring LeRouge
to them.

It's like the Jazzman said,

"If the ghost thinks you're
after his treasure,
he'll find you."

EMILY: How far is it, Gav?

On this trajectory,
given our current
rate of travel,

we should be at
the Solomon Plantation
in 18 minutes and 24 seconds.

Whatever. It's a waste of
time to try and find
the ghost during the day.

You weren't worried
about that yesterday.

I wasn't trying to
have a dinner party
with LeRouge yesterday.

Besides, there's no guarantee
he's even there.

There's got to be
a way to lure him out.

Krispy Kreme.

LeRouge is attracted to
Krispy Kreme donuts?

No, I am.
I can smell them.

Yes, my donuts.

Sugar.

What is it with
you and sharing?

Yeah, some friend.
I gave you my last apple.

Who said we were friends?

And who said you could
be eating me treat?

[TODDSTER SCREAMING]

Guys, wait.

Wait, wait, Gavin,
we can't leave
him back there.

He wouldn't
help if it were us.

But we're not him.

[SIGHS]

Hey, you, stop.

You need to let
our friend go.

We're not
the one you're after.
We're here to help.

Help with what, lass?

With saving
LeRouge's swamp.

From the oil cowboys.

Oil cowboys?

They're here now and
they mean business.
We need to find LeRouge.

No one finds LeRouge.

And no one sets foot
on these here
swamps neither.

I see to that personally.

Who are you, anyway?

You're definitely
not a pirate.

"Not a pirate"?
Why I'll...

I'll string you up
by your bootstraps.

I'll feed you
to the sharks.

I'll make you
walk the plank.

[CLAYTON GRUNTS]

[CHILDREN LAUGH]

Oh. It's no use.

[PANTS]

I'll never make
a good pirate.

I can't even
scare kids away.

Grandpa LeRouge is gonna
kick me out for sure.

LeRouge is your grandfather?

Well, more like my
great-great-great-grandfather.

But, family is family.

Wow, your Thanksgiving
must be really weird.

Not really,
just lonely.
Yeah.

I'm the last LeRouge left.

Thought it was my duty,
you know, for family honor

to find the LeRouge treasure.

Been in these
bayous for ten years,

never seen so much
as a single doubloon.

But what's with
the fake getup?

You look ridiculous.

What? He does.

[SIGHS]

I know, I know.

It's the best
I could come up with.

Not like roaming the swamps
is a well-paying job.

But, it was the only way
I could convince
Grandpa LeRouge

to let me stick around.

I scare people every day
and then I help him

hunt for
treasure every night.

That would keep
these swamps safe.

Well, they won't
be for long.

This place is a week
away from becoming
a concrete jungle.

What do I look
like to you, an idiot?

Kind of.

Listen, everyone knows
that this is private land.

That's why no
one's touched it
for some 200 years.

Well, it sounds like
these guys are going
to buy it tomorrow.

You'll never find your
treasure if it ends up
under a parking lot.

She's telling the truth.
We just want to help
you get rid of them.

Yeah?
What's in it
for you, huh?

Are you after
the treasure?

No, no, no.

We have a friend that
lives in these swamps.

We're just trying to
help him keep his home.

Now I know you're lying.

No one lives in
these here swamps
but me and Granddad.

And he's dead.

He's not really a he,
as much as an it, I think.

What does it look like?Alligator.

Monkey.Turtle.

He's not a monkey
or an alligator.

He's the Labou.

CHILDREN: Labou?

Yeah, the Labou. You know,
the secret of the swamp,

the songbird of the South,
the lifeblood of Louisiana.

Ten years in this bayou,

I've only ever
caught a glimpse
of the sneaky little guy.

You say you've seen him?

Seen him?
I had him in my backpack
till about ten minutes ago.

What, you actually
held one of them?

There's more than one?

The swamps
are full of them.

But they don't
like to be seen

and they're pretty crafty,
so no one ever gets to.

But at night,
if you sit real still,

you can hear them sing.

The legend has it that
their song was the original
inspiration for jazz.

I don't believe it.

Todd, at this point,
stranger things have
happened to us.

It's Toddster.

Oh, yeah,
my name is Clayton.
Clayton LeRouge.

Pleasure to meet you all.
Any friend of Labou
is a friend of mine.

I'm Gavin.
And this is Emily.

[GIGGLES] Hi.

CLAYTON:
So, where's the Labou?

Those cowboys
scared him off.

I think he knows
he's in danger.

Ah, don't you worry, lass,

we pirates have a few
tricks up our sleeve.

This land
hasn't been marauded
for 200 years for a reason.

[CLAYTON AND
LEROUGE EXCLAIMING]

[RONALD EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST]

REGGIE: Are we looking
for the kids or the oil?

[INSECTS BUZZING]

RONALD: I don't know,
I thought you had a plan.

How come I have
to have a plan?

Why can't you have a plan?

Calm down, you moron.
If I depended on
you to have a plan,

you think I'd be
walking around these
swamps in Versace boots?

We're looking for both.

If we find the kids,
and they have the map,

the problem's solved.
If we find the prime
drilling location,

we get the money
in the bank,

the kids are a mere mosquito
at the picnic of our lives.

There better be
a dead bug on my face

or you're
walking back
to Texas.

Hey. Don't break that.
Those things cost,
like, 14 bucks.

Once those guys get
a look at this getup,

they will be running
with their tails
between their legs.

Are you sure this
is going to work?

Absolutely.
Works every time.

I call this
"Long John Silver."

Uh. Can you help me up?

[ALL GRUNTING]

[CLAYTON EXCLAIMS]

[CHUCKLES]

[EXCLAIMING]

Unbelievable.

This is not
what I had in mind.

We best find that
oil quite quick.

'Cause I need to
buy me a new suit.

Think of the money,
we'll be rich,
think of the money.

[RONALD EXCLAIMING]

"The Internet
is the future,
Ronald."

"Put your money
in the Web,
Ronald."

Where are those
guys now, Reggie?

[LABOU CROAKING]

I'd like to feed them
to a pack of wild coyotes.

But they'll all
come crawling back

when we get
the refinery built.

[SHUSHING]

Daddy, listen.

There's something
out here.

[CROAKING]

It's just an animal.

Yeah, but what kind?

This ain't
the Discovery Channel.

The only animal we would be
looking for is one
that's covered in oil.

Well, that's just it.

When I saw them kids earlier,
they had an animal with them.

Like a monkey.

The kids had a monkey in
the Louisiana bayou?

I think so.

Except it was green,
like a frog.

A green monkey.
Reginald, when we
get back to Texas,

I want you to
see a doctor.

I think it was an alien.

Tan my hide.
I can't believe it.

I know.
How cool would it
be to find an alien?

Not an alien,
you space cadet, oil.
We found oil.

[WHOOPING]

Did we?

See all of this growth?

This is the result of
heavy mineral deposits.

And where there's
minerals there's...

Aliens?

I blame your mother.
Oil, you idiot.

Where there's
minerals there's oil.
We're golden.

[LEAVES RUSTLING]

Something's out there.

This is the
home stretch, son.

Nothing's gonna
come between us
and our money.

It's like I
always taught you,
stand your ground there.

[BELLOWING]

Run!

That's right,
the ghost of
LeRouge says get out.

It's Bayou Bob.

Do something.

Why do I have
to do something,
why can't you do something?

Don't let me see
your pasty faces

around these
here parts again.

Man overboard.

I think he's gone.

He can't just disappear.

Well, he could
if he's a ghost.

Reggie, there's no
such thing as ghosts.

That was some
freak on stilts.

He sure scared you.

Don't talk back to me, son,
or I will kick
you off the Board.

Now, let's get to the truck,
get the equipment

and get the ball rolling
so no more freaky
geeky stuff happens.

GAVIN: He fell over here.EMILY: Hurry.

We have to find him.

TODDSTER:
Oh, I found him.
I found him.

[SPURTING]

Come on.

Are they gone?

Yeah, but not
because you
scared them.

You took that
right between
the eyes.

Would you please be quiet
for five seconds?

Those guys are coming back.

Yeah. And they're tough.

We're gonna have to go
hardcore scare tactics
to get rid of them.

I don't think
that's the plan anymore.

You heard them,
they found what
they were after.

We just have to make
sure they can't tell anyone

until the deadline passes.

Gav, I think we're
in over our heads.

Guys, we can do this
as a team, as friends.

Now, who's in?

EMILY: Todd.

Come on, please.

Great, so the first thing
we need to find is a phone.

Oh, well,
I have one.

Well, you know,
not on me, but back in
the Solomon mansion.

Who could you
possibly talk to
on the phone? Captain Hook?

No. It's for
emergencies. Stuff.

Pizza deliveries.

Hey, a phone's a phone.
Now here's our plan.

We split into
two groups...

What's wrong
with this thing?

Would you stop?

I swear I never
met a softer cowboy
than you.

Do you hear me complaining
about having to hold

my arm up all this time?

But, Pa...

"But, Pa" nothing.

And stop getting
mud on my suit.

I should make you pay
the dry cleaning bill
as it is.

Come on.

What's wrong
with this thing?

[BLEEPING]

We got something.

It says,
39 degrees
longitude,

90 degrees latitude.

We're rich.We're rich.

[EXCLAIMING]

GAVIN: Hey.

It's one of them kids.Get him.

Get back here.

Oh, my suit.

Hey, it's the pirate.

Who was you
expecting, matey?
Santa Claus?

Wait a minute.
You're no pirate.
What are you?

I'm leaving.

GAVIN: Incoming.

Clayton, catch me.I got you.

[BEEPING]

GAVIN: Uh-oh, cowboy!

CLAYTON: Run.

Get off of me.

It's locked.

We have to figure out
a way to keep this
car from driving.

Too bad your
brainiac boyfriend

isn't here to
think of something.

That kid is so
full of hot air.

That's it, we'll let
the air out of the tires.
Come on.

But they can still drive it.

But not very far
on these roads.

At least it's a start.

Stop being such a wuss.

I am not a wuss.

Well, he can give it,
but he sure can't take it.

Now, that's the spirit.

[CROAKING]

Labou,
I knew you'd come back.
Hey there, buddy.

Oh, real cute.

Look, we'd better get
these other tires
before Buffalo Blob

and Billy
the Skid Mark
shows up.

CLAYTON:
What is that
chirpy thing?

GAVIN:
It's global positioning
satellite device.

CLAYTON: A what?

GAVIN:
It relays to a satellite
in orbit to tell you

your exact
location on the planet.

They've been
around for years.

Well, I don't get out much.

Well, that's not
gonna do us much good.

We just need to
figure out how to
get back to

the Solomon Plantation.

Don't you worry about that.

Well,
I know these
swamps like...

GAVIN: Let me guess.

Like the back
of your hand.

Well,
actually, I was gonna say
like the bark of that tree.

See that knobbly
one over there?

That tree means
we are three miles
from the house.

Bark faces the Mississippi,
moss faces the plantation.

Pretty cool.
We should get going.

If Emily and
Todd took the road,
they should be there by now.

[MUMBLING]

What?

RONALD: Huh?

Not all of them.

Those no-good brats.

What business do they have
in my businesses?

Our businesses.Shut up.

Let me get the spare out.

What's wrong with you,
we got four flat tires.

Well, at least I'm
trying to do something.

Wanna do something?
Figure out a way to
get the co-ordinates

to the investors
before the banks close.

Well, the tires are flat,
but the phone's
not broken, is it?

That's my boy,
always thinking,
always in the game.

[MUSICAL HORN CHIMING]

[CHUCKLING]

[RINGING TONE]

We have a signal.

OTHENFELL: Hello?Hello, Mr. Othenfell?

Yes, what is it?

Yeah, this is
Ronald McDowell.

Ronnie.

I just wanted to call
and tell you that I...

We found the oil.

Good, good.I wanna make sure

that you have
the co-ordinates

so you can wire
the money as discussed.

Be glad to.

Now, do you have a pen?

Yes, sir.

Good, they are...

What? Ronald?

What "what"?
Give me the co-ordinates.

You never said I had
to remember the co-ordinates.

You had the GPS.

But I don't have it now.

That's why I said
the numbers out loud,

so that you
could remember them,

in the off-chance some kid
comes swinging through a tree

and steal my equipment.

You're making that up.

No, sir, it's just
this new technology,

it kind of acts up.

Could you hold
just one second?

Think, we need
those co-ordinates.

I got it.

11-27-81.

That's your birthday,
you idiot.

I know there
was a four in it.

44-17-39.

OTHENFELL: 44?Wait, wait that was

my high school
locker combination.

There's only two numbers,
a latitude and a longitude.

That makes it
a little easier.

Is there a one?

No.

How about a two?

No.

Any threes?

Are we still connected,
Ronnie?

Yes, sir, seems like
we have a bad signal.

[MIMICKING BAD SIGNAL]

Can't hear you.

If you could...

You know,
I'll call you back.

If you could
just wire the money.

[MIMICKING BAD SIGNAL]

Now what are
we gonna do?

Would you just
rise to the occasion
for once?

We need to find those kids
and get that GPS.

They got to be hiding
in these swamps somewhere.

Not for long.

[DIALING]

BARNEY:
This is Barney's
demolition.

Hello, Barney? Yes, sir.

It's Ronald.
Round up all
the heavy equipment

and meet me at
the Solomon house.

I got it, sir.We're tearing
these swamps down.

So you really
know those swamps
that well?

Ten years,
I've seen every inch

from Crazy Jake's Lazy Oak
to Split Grass Reservoir.

All the way around to
Dead Man's Knoll here.

It's creepy.

That's why they call
it Dead Man's Knoll.

And you never
found the treasure?

Do you think it
even exists?

I was doubtful
first myself.

But after meeting Granddad,
I was pretty hopeful.

Once you start having
heart-to-heart
conversations with a ghost,

you tend to be a little
more open-minded about things.

Come on.

[CROAKING]

You like that?
Here, watch this one.

[PURRING]

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Oh, yeah, that was nice.

I think he likes you.

Yeah, right.

Hey, Toddster.

It's...

What?

I just wanna say
I'm sorry for
not believing you.

I'm really glad
we got to hang out.

This has really been
the greatest adventure

of my whole entire life.

Yeah, well, enjoy it.

'Cause there
won't be a next time.

And you and that geek
better make it clear

to everyone at
school on Monday

that the Toddster
is not a liar.

Why do you always go and...

[LABOU EXCLAIMING]

EMILY:
What is it, little guy?

Oh, no, not again.

Why even bother?
The house is
just down the road.

Hello?

Huh?

[GROWLING]

Hey, Clayton.

Have you seen Labou?

Could have at least
pretended to be scared.

And I told you,
nobody sees the Labou.

[PURRING]

CLAYTON: Is that...

I can't believe...
That's an actual...

Labou.

[STUTTERING]

I think he wants
to hang with us
for a while.

Wow.

Hey, cutie.

Where's Todd?

"Now that's the spirit."

"You can give it but
you sure can't take it."

Hey, kid.

I believe you have something
that belongs to me.

Hey, Todd!

We should just
stick to the plan.

He's probably waiting
at the Solomon house.

And so are we.

[PURRING]

[MUSICAL HORN CHIMING]

GAVIN: The cowboys.Oh, no, look.

[HONKING]

Who are they?We've got to get
inside this house.

Go for it.

You're gonna tell me
where your friends
went with our stuff,

or I'm gonna make you sorry.

[MUFFLED]
What are you going
to do if I don't tell?

What?

I said, what are
you going to do to me
if I don't tell?

I'm gonna write
your parents a letter

about how you trespassed
and stole personal property.

Whatever.

Is that the best
you can come up with?

You need to be
more ruthless.

Feed him to
the alligators
or something.

That's a good one.

How about this:
I'm gonna tell
everybody at school

you took ballet.

What?

You're an idiot.You're an idiot.

All right, let's go.

[ALL CHATTERING]

RONALD: Boys.

Boss.

Somewhere in these swamps
are a couple of
snot-nosed kids

and a fake
pirate with my GPS.

I want it now.

MEN: Yeah,
we'll get it for you.

Cut down every tree.

But, boss,
these swamps
are haunted.

Why would we want to
mess around in there?

There's a $100,000 reward
for the man that
brings me my GPS.

EMILY: Todd!GAVIN: Todd.

Clayton,
we need to find
your phone.

All right.

There they are.

He has the GPS.

Uh-oh.

I saw him first,
so the reward is
technically mine.

The phone.
I know, the phone.

Come on.

You better stay with me.

RONALD: What are you
standing around for?

You better be
the one to nab that kid,
or I'll make you pay

the 100 grand
out of your pocket
to the guy that does.

And then I'm gonna make
that guy my partner.

Maybe even my new son.

Too late.

[LABOU PURRING]

EMILY: Good idea.

[MEN GRUNTING]

[THUMPING ON DOOR]

Clayton, get down here.

They're in here.

Could use some help here.

Come on now.

RONALD: Crawl in
through the window!

Losers.

MAN 1: Over here now.MAN 2: Oh,
I got a splinter now.

[ALL CHATTERING]

If I don't get
the money from the investors
in the bank by 6:00,

I'm gonna lose this land.

That don't make me happy.

[SOBBING]

[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] ♪ If I had a heart,
it'd be broken

♪ If I had money,
it'd be spent

♪ If I had a clue
to the value of you

♪ I would have bought...

GAVIN: Almost got it.

We have to hurry.

EMILY: Guys.

Em, grab the
other side of this.

EMILY: Sit tight and
stay out of trouble.

Gavin, are you sure
that's gonna work?

GAVIN: Of course,
we want them in
a disoriented state,

and adjust ocular
assists to our advantage,

enabling us to
misdirect their attention

from the obvious
detriment they are
about to fall prey to.

[CHIRPS INQUISITIVELY]

Huh?

He means we're
gonna kick some butt.

Oh.

Good.

Oh no. Hurry.

MAN: Let's go, we're in.

Look out.

Come on, fellas, get in there.
It's just a bunch of kids.

EMILY: Hide, guys.

Hey, looking for us?

MAN: Hoover Dam.

CLAYTON: It worked.

Why you little rat!
How'd you get out of that?

Come back here! Get out!

You little Texas tick,
I will get you, boy!

[LAUGHING]

Guys, where are you?

GAVIN: Here.

CLAYTON: Here.EMILY: Here.

Where did he go?

I don't know.

TODDSTER: Guys, up here.

Hey, looking for this?

The GPS!

Oh, great,
well, now what?

It's cool,
we'll make
a mousetrap.

That's a mighty big mouse.

Right.Em, get out of there.

Todd, where are you?

REGGIE: I'm gonna get you.

GAVIN: Now.

[BANGING]

[REGGIE GROANING]

Hey.CLAYTON: My phone!

[RINGING TONE]

MAN: Pizza Paradise.
Can I take your...

[DISCONNECTS CALL]

[DIALING]

WOMAN ON PHONE: Signal lost.

What in the name
of Davy Jones' Locker

are you doing
cowering in the loo,
matey?

Granddad. I mean...

[STUTTERING]
I mean,
Captain, sir.

We've been boarded.
It's the colonists,
they are everywhere.

Well, then this is no time
for scrubs and bubbles.

We have
a treasure to protect.

[WHISPERING]
Check out that
room over there.

[WHISPERING]
Let's go in there.

Yeah, let's go.

Well, didn't your mums
teach you to respect
a man's privacy?

That's my boy.

It's a ghost, run!

It's just another trick.

Aye, but it's
a pretty good one.

Where's my GPS?

Find it yourself.

There's the keys
to the back hoe.
I'll send you a bill later.

Not the keys, too.

[GPS BEEPING]

Daddy, I got it,
it says 39 lat, 90 long.

I lost the damn phone.

We need to call
those numbers in.

How are we gonna do that?

Figure it out.

A phone.

[HUMMING THEME FROM
THE GOOD, THE BAD
AND THE UGLY]

Are you an alien?

Wow.

What the...

REGGIE: Amazing! Dad!

An alien took the cell phone.
How cool is that?

Did what you just say to me
make any sense to you?

Duh, you ever
hear of "phone home."

[YELLING] Get that phone.

[WHINING]

My hat.

Oh, no.

Stay, Labou,
we need to
climb over.

Oh, no, you don't.
He's mine.

He's not an alien.

Don't hurt him.

Oh, I ain't gonna hurt him.

I'm gonna sell him.

Then I don't need
no cell phone, investors
or oil or anything.

You're gonna make me rich,
little fella.

Put him down. Now.

Who's gonna make me?

I am.

Labou.

Are you all right?

Let's get out of here.

Yeah.

Reggie, where are you?

I'm through playing games.

Really? I was hoping to have
a wee game of peek-a-boo.

It's not like
the old days.

[STUTTERING] Ghost.

It's not a ghost,
Pa, it's an alien.

We catch that alien,
we're gazillionaires,
come on.

This is out of control.

Now those tyrants
are after Labou.

They weren't even scared of
Grandpa LeRouge.

There's no way
we can stop them.
The swamp is lost,

this whole
thing is a disaster.

Calm down, Captain Cry Baby,
we're not done yet.

If we can't get those guys to
leave this place alone,

we need to beat
them at their own game.

Sure.

All we need to do
is get to the mayor

in the next two hours
and buy the land
out from under them.

News flash!
That would cost, like,
millions of dollars.

That's why we need to find
LeRouge's treasure, now.

Do you really think that
we could find a pirate ship

that's been
missing for 200 years?

Not without the maps.

I knew it was you.

But, Labou wouldn't have
gone through our stuff.

GAVIN: Yeah.

But he had them.

Fine, I took them
from your packs.

But he stole them from me.

Why did you
take the maps?

We were in
this together.

I don't know.

I guess I thought
you guys were
gonna bail on me

if you got the chance.

So, I was gonna
bail on you first.

We would never do
that to you, Todd.

I know that...now.

I'm sorry, guys.

40 degrees, 50 paces,
10 degrees, south...

If my calculations
are correct,

LeRouge's ship
sank right here.

No, that's
Dead Man's Knoll.

I told you,
I've been all
around there.

Exactly. Let's go.

Wait up.

Nothing.

Me neither. Dang it!

You sure you wasn't just
seeing things again?

I'm telling you
there was an alien.

He looked exactly like...

Like that.

CLAYTON: Hurry.

[GROWLING]

Well,
I'll be a swayed back pony
at a blue-ribbon show.

You were right,
it is an alien.

We're gonna be rich.

Let's get him.

EMILY: Guys, split up.

Four flat tires.

Clayton, where wouldn't
you go if you were driving
a car in the swamp?

This way.

That-a-way, Pop.
The alien took off
with that crazy pirate!

The things I do to be rich.

[MUSICAL HORN TRAILING OFF]

You and your bright ideas.

Well, now we're gonna sink,
so what's your idea?

Open up the window,
you fool.

Oh, no,
close the window,
you fool. Close it.

Now what?
We're trapped.

[BANGING]

What does that
little thing want?

Wow, he wants to save us.
He's a good guy.

We've been saved
by an alien.

Well, then hurry
up and squeeze that

fat head of yours
through that hole

before we become
an alligator snack pack.

EMILY: Labou, over here.

We lost them.

We're getting close,
aren't we?

That's Dead Man's Knoll
up ahead.

But, there's
no treasure on it.

That's because
the treasure is in it.

What are you talking about?

Clayton,
how many hills like that
are there in these swamps?

Well, there's...

Oh, there's over... No.

There. We could...

Well, I guess none.

Precisely.

We're in the marshland. Flat.

Water-soaked territory
as far as the eye can see.

This hill is an anomaly.

Something needed to cause
all of this dirt and foliage
to wanna stay here

when it doesn't
stay anywhere else.

If a ship crashed down here
with enough force to
anchor into the mud,

everything else
caught in the storm
would get slammed into it,

burying it in a hill.

That would
explain why even LeRouge
couldn't find his ship.

It was buried before
the storm was even over.

[GAVIN EXCLAIMING]

Has to be here.

I don't know, guys.

Seems kind of obvious,
just out here in the open.

It's probably best
if we all just...

Wow.

Who is that?

You mean, what is that?

It's a wooden carving.
A masthead.

Used on the bows of
ships in the 1800s.

Unbelievable.
So it's been
here all along.

Look.

GAVIN: Awesome.

EMILY: Wow.
This is so amazing.

TODDSTER: Check this out.

Broken.

GAVIN: I knew it.

CLAYTON:
It's real,
it's all real.

EMILY: It's beautiful.

TODDSTER: The nerd was right.

Cool.

CLAYTON: Two hundred years.

Two hundred years, Granddad,
but we finally did it.

That's right, 200 years
I have searched
for this treasure

and it is finally
mine again.

So don't any of you think

you'll be getting away
with any of it alive.

But, we were gonna
use the money to
save the swamps.

The only thing
that needs a saving
are your necks.

Granddad, how could you?
They are just kids.

Don't go
wishy-washy on me now,
you spineless liver lily.

All right, that's it,
I've had enough.

What is it with
all this "Arr"

and "Walk the plank"
stuff anyway?

You're starting to
believe the hype.

The game's over.

We found the treasure,
so no more creepy pirate

and no more
bossing me around.

My granddad
was a good man.

Doing what he had to do
for the honor of his family.

Not scaring kids.

This is our treasure.

So why don't you go
rest in peace or something?

Clayton, me boy,
are you declaring mutiny?

No, sir, I'm just doing
what you would have done

when you were alive.

I've spent my life
helping you find all this

because it was
important to you.

Now that we've found it,

I'm gonna use it
to save something
that's important to me.

And I didn't even know
what that was until...

Until right now.

I know this is
the right thing.

It's been so long.

I had forgotten.

All I ever wanted was

for my family
treasure to be safe.

And what better hands
to leave it in than yours?

Do the family
name a great honor,
Clayton LeRouge.

Au revoir,
Great-Grandson,

and your worthy crew.

The treasure is yours.

GAVIN: Yeah.

EMILY: We did it.

Wait...
Wait, how are we gonna
get all this to the mayor?

We are seriously
out of time.

Do pirates have licenses?

I understand your concerns
and my heart is
with you on this.

We have every
available officer
on the case.

We have photos everywhere.
We'll find them.

The whole city is looking.

I recommend that
the state troopers
do a lateral search plan.

We need to get these
kids on television.

Parents, please.

Sir, there's a man here
who claims to have
information on the children.

Send him in.

Mayor Adams,
it's a pleasure.

Do you know where
the children are?

Easy now,
I saw the paper today
and I felt it was my duty.

I came to tell you
that I know where they are

and I know
where they've been.

I came to tell you,
but you all are about
to find out for yourselves.

Take a look.

Well, I'll be.

[PARENTS CHATTERING]

[CLEARING THROAT]

Mr. Mayor...

Stand back, please.

Let these parents
see their kids.

And let me find out
what's really going on.

Honey, I was so worried.

I'm sorry, Mom,
I wanted to come home

but we had to stop this huge
environmental disaster.

It's true.
The mayor here was planning
on selling the swamps

around the Solomon Plantation
to this terrible oil company.

Now, hold on,
there were offers

but nothing firm
was put on the table.

As a matter of fact,
I am prepared to present
a proposal to the public.

He gave them 48 hours
to come up with the money,
but we stopped them.

Otherwise,
he was going to disrupt
an ecosystem and eliminate

an entire species
indigenous only to
the Louisiana territory.

Plus, they're gonna
tear down the swamps
and endanger the Labou.

That's what Gavin meant.

Oh, well, that's not all.

We found LeRouge's treasure
and want to do
the right thing.

That's all very fascinating,
but just what, pray tell,
is the right thing?

Your honor,

my name is Clayton LeRouge.

I'm the last in
the great pirate's
bloodline.

With the help of these kids
I have reclaimed my
family's heirlooms

and I wish to
levy them as my bid

to purchase
the Solomon swamps.

[CROWD CHATTERING]

Just how much are
we talking about?

Well, I'd say

this much.

[GASPING]

Wow.

Hold everything.

[PANTING]

Mr. Mayor,
we had a deal.

You'd have
your money right now
if it wasn't for these brats.

You know, on top of that,
I found the treasure.

They stole it from me.

Wait a minute, kids,
is that true?

ALL: No.

Of course, it's true.

I'm not talking to you.

Why are you asking them,
a bunch of kids
and a lunatic?

He's dressed in
a pirate costume,
he looks ridiculous.

Who you gonna believe?

Not you.

You've been
lying to everybody
this whole time.

There are more
important things
in the universe...

...than oil.

I vote the pirate
keeps the land.

Now hold on, everyone,
this is a legal matter.

Does anyone have any proof?

Sure, matey,
the treasure was mine

and now I'm saying it belongs
to these here kids

to do with as they please.

Are you in the mood
to argue with that?

Uh-uh.

MAN: Bayou Bob.

Mr. LeRouge,
you have yourself a deal.

No, that's mine.

You can't have it!

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

I'll be back for the rest.

Are you really a pirate?

Well, it runs in the family.

Tell us more about the Labou.

They're really cute.

How can we see them?

[PURRING]

MAYOR ADAMS:
Look at this guy.
He is so cute, man.

Maybe we can name
today "Labou Day."

Or maybe he can
run for city council.

[HUMMING]

I think I know
what we can do
with the land.

REPORTER: Can we get
a picture right here?

Well, I'm sure glad
you guys helped me
figure all this out.

I was in over my head.

It really wasn't
a big deal.

Em's right.
Once we secured
the property rights,

got the title signed over,
negotiated a rate with
the state tax board,

ironed out the federal taxes
and got an insurance partner,

it was a cinch.

Whatever.

I'm just glad
I handled promotion.

Everybody heard
my loud mouth.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Yeah, that boy's
from New Zealand.

Don't be looking at me,
you little scallywags.

There be Labou
to spy in that there bayou.

So keep a keen eye.

They like it
when you whistle.
Can anyone here whistle?

Go ahead.

[WHISTLING]

[LABOU HUMMING]

Quick as a cat
for morning milk,
there's a little fella.

[KIDS EXCLAIMING]

[ALL HUMMING]

Aren't we
bothering them
being here?

Quite on the contrary,
little lady.

The Labou loves company.

You kids make them happy.

When they're happy,
they sing.

When they sing,
everybody's happy.

And for every Labou doll
you guys purchase,

full proceeds go
to the conservation

of exotic animal
life around the world.

Every penny?

Every penny.

You know, this will actually
make a difference.

You actually
made the difference.

We all did.

None of this
would have happened
if we didn't work together.

Hey, that's what friends do.

Yeah, who would
have believed it?

JAZZMAN: Oh, believe it.
You see, the greatest
treasures are found

in the most
unlikely places.
Even friends.

So keep an open mind
and remember,
everything you see

isn't always
everything there is.

Do that,
you all might be surprised
what life has to offer.

After all, that's what
believing's all about.

[HUMMING]

[SO MUCH TO GAINPLAYING]

♪ And when we're done
We'll know all or nothin'

♪ So why wait for
night to say yes?
Beautiful day

♪ Been alone, been in love

♪ And the circle's nice

♪ And you ignore the signs
Your eyes off the prize

♪ It's not what you find

♪ There's so much to gain

♪ I been walking around
in the wind and the rain

♪ You've broken everything

♪ The way that you wanted

♪ There's no one to blame

♪ Made a mistake
and I'll do it again

♪ If you take my hand
maybe we'll make it

♪ So you be the sun
and I'll be the stars

♪ Looking for something
and it's wherever you are

♪ I've been known to
get lost sometimes

♪ It makes no difference

♪ Now that I'm here
And you're very near

♪ All that I fear
is when I come to
ring your bell

♪ Baby, will you
open the door?

♪ There's so much to gain

♪ I been walking around
in the wind and the rain

♪ You'll get everything
the way that you wanted

♪ There's no one to blame

♪ I made a mistake
and I'll do it again

♪ If you'll take my
hand maybe we'll make it ♪

[HIT THE ROAD JACKPLAYING]

♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ And don't you come back
no more, no more,
no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack
and don't you
come back no more

♪ What'd you say?

♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ And don't you come back
no more, no more,
no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack
and don't you
come back no more

♪ Whoa, woman, oh, woman
Don't treat me so mean

♪ You're the meanest old woman
that I've ever seen

♪ I guess if you say so

♪ Yeah

♪ I'd have to
pack my bags and go

♪ That's right

♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ And don't you come back
no more, no more,
no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack
and don't you
come back no more

♪ What'd you say?

♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ And don't you come back
no more, no more,
no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack
and don't you
come back no more

♪ Now, baby, now, baby
don't treat me this way

♪ 'Cause I'll be back
on my feet some day

♪ I don't care if you do
'cause it's understood

♪ You ain't got no money
and you just ain't no good

♪ Well, I guess if you say so

♪ I'd have to pack
my things and go

♪ That's right

♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ And don't you come back
no more, no more,
no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack
and don't you
come back no more

♪ What'd you say?

♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ And don't you come back
no more, no more,
no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack
and don't you
come back no more

♪ Don't you come back no more

♪ I said don't you,
don't you, don't you
come back no more

♪ I couldn't hear you, baby

♪ I said don't you
come back I don't wanna
see you no more ♪