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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:19,579 - It won't be long before the cool waters 2 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:22,272 of tivoli spout from the fountains in Caesar's gardens 3 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,816 - another glorious achievement for our divine ceasar 4 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,610 hero of the battlefields. 5 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,111 - Watch your tongue baronius. 6 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,923 Caligula has eyes and ears everywhere. 7 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,407 So be careful, you could lose your head. 8 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:38,288 - Only the other day, he exclaimed in the circus, 9 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,582 "I only wish that people had one head." 10 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,352 - And he made the unfortunate one telus, 11 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,127 maintain his promise to exchange his life 12 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,712 for the health of his emperor. 13 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,440 - And don't forget, he had his cousin, gemellus, 14 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,384 tortured to death because his breath smelled of medicine. 15 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,262 Ceasar was offended thinking he had taken it to protect 16 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,222 himself against his emperor. 17 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,849 And the poor man had only taken a cure for his cough. 18 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,935 He had no chance to prove his innocence. 19 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,605 - They say he practices incest with his own sisters. 20 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,817 - And I've also heard it said that he wanted his favorite 21 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,319 horse lncitatus made a senator for life. 22 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,964 - We'd better get back to guard duty. 23 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,365 Don't forget there's a banquet tonight at the palace. 24 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,519 - No one else makes me feel like you do. 25 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,978 - Why must you lie? 26 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,147 You say the same thing to drusilla I know. 27 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,941 She told me. 28 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,776 - Your sister's not to be trusted. 29 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:19,986 She told livilla too. 30 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:25,992 - That's the reason our little sister's jealous. 31 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,619 - She's still very young. 32 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,374 - Perhaps, but she's developing fast. 33 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,752 The other day I saw her masturbating your horse, 34 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,172 -after I nominated him senator 35 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:43,802 all the patrician women in Rome want to become mares. 36 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,349 Wouldn't you like to be one? 37 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,153 - I don't want you to go with the others anymore. 38 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,533 I'm your mare and you're my stallion. 39 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:10,453 Love me my brother, my emperor. 40 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,181 - I drink to your health divine Caesar 41 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,017 and your lovely sisters. 42 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,222 - What causes you such mirth divine one? 43 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,367 - The mere thought that I could have all these people 44 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,184 put to death in an instant 45 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,020 strikes me as extremely amusing. 46 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,230 Don't you find it a hilarious idea? 47 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,651 Let me smell your breath macronious. 48 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,570 - I took some medicine for my throat. 49 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,159 - You smell like a skunk. 50 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,173 You dare to use an antidote against Caesar? 51 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,966 Not very respectful of you. 52 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,013 Take him away. 53 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,393 - I meant no offense have mercy on me. 54 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,064 - I want for macronious punished. 55 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,734 For offending his emperor and his emperor's sisters. 56 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,320 An unpardonable crime, have him executed. 57 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,907 - No, I beg you, I have done nothing. 58 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,003 - You drive me insane with desire 59 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,255 I'll come to you tonight drusilla. 60 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:53,635 - Come now, tonight we have other business to attend to. 61 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,513 -Ohmwmw. 62 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,478 - Do you need any help dearest sister? 63 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,940 - Is calisto's weapon not enough to satisfy you livilla? 64 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,626 Agrippina tells me he has more to offer 65 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,818 than any man in the empire. 66 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,280 - Our dear brother's stallion beats him by hand. 67 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,325 - Only the senator can beat me. 68 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:27,794 - Claudius tiberius drusus germanicus, why do you sleep? 69 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:36,010 - Was only resting caligula, but call me uncle claudius. 70 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,889 All those other, other names don't mean anything. 71 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:48,273 - Aren't you ashamed roveling like that at your age? 72 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,610 - I'm very, very tired. 73 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,322 The destruction of carthage has worn me out. 74 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,199 - The destruction of carthage indeed. 75 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,869 Wear yourself out down there. 76 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,377 - Are you enjoying yourself, sister? 77 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,560 Halt 78 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,813 - let me pass I have an urgent message for Caesar. 79 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,833 Ave, where do you come from messenger? 80 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,026 -Ave I bring news to the emperor from Germany. 81 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,318 Let him pass. 82 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,203 - Make way I bring news to Caesar from distant lands! 83 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,727 It's a message for the emperor. 84 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,003 I wonder what it could be. 85 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,148 Make way for the imperial messenger 86 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,737 Greetings divine emperor of all Rome. 87 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,367 - I trust you are the bringer of good news. 88 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,827 - Ah, with that I were, the tidings are sad. 89 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,248 Lentulus has betrayed you during his struggle with the huns. 90 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,659 - Go on, I would hear of it. 91 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,832 Oh Caesar, 92 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,752 there seems to be a plot against you. 93 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,044 Who plots against 94 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,682 - your sister, drusilla and - bring him wine 95 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,632 - I'll see to it at once. 96 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,970 Now you shall drink to my health. 97 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,984 Curius? 98 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,904 - At your command. 99 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,943 - Go with the praetorian guard and arrest every member 100 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,880 of the families of the Lentulus and lepidus 101 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,954 together with their slaves. 102 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,873 - Your orders will be carried out within the hour ceasar. 103 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,277 Murder them all! 104 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,621 Speak 105 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,832 No. 106 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,916 Provolonus will loosen 107 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,751 your tongue for you. 108 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,585 No no 109 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,400 - you've got to turn that faster than that 110 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,675 or I'll get angry. 111 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,856 Now, I want the names of all those involved 112 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,193 in the plot against our emperor or you'll be dead. 113 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,652 - I don't care. 114 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,571 I'll never tell you. 115 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,199 You have no right to talk to me like this. 116 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,284 You know who I am, I'm lepidus. 117 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,535 First console of Rome. 118 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,831 - Why should I care about the first console of Rome? 119 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,626 As far as I'm concerned, you're just a filthy traitor. 120 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,424 Faster! 121 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,982 - He won't speak. 122 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:47,280 Well it's better, his loss is our gain. 123 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,365 After you have tortured him to death. 124 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:54,328 Macaronious, curius, come. 125 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,885 How does your emperor look from that position? 126 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,597 - Is this the way you repay those who helped you 127 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,140 build your empire? 128 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,659 - I almost forgot you were the one 129 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,769 who suffocated the divine tiberius with a cushion. 130 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,357 Killing your old uncle in such a barbarous fashion 131 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,318 was a reprehensible thing to do. 132 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,861 Curius? 133 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,862 - At your service ceasar. 134 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,784 - I want you to slit this murderer's throat. 135 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,537 And remember when you do it, it must be done slowly. 136 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,664 I want him to suffer. 137 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,956 -Hmm 138 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,729 - I don't wish you to suffer lepidus, drink this. 139 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,502 - You think I'm a fool? 140 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:10,673 I knew that the messenger was eluding to you. 141 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,300 - Alluding to me? 142 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,053 Could you think anything like that? 143 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,598 What reason would I possibly have? 144 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,850 Perhaps drusilla has a reason. 145 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,478 She wants her new husband to be emperor. 146 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,692 She is more than a little ambitious, but why me? 147 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:33,821 I'm already first lady of the empire. 148 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,658 - Because you want the empire for your son, 149 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,495 - a child who still sucks from a slaves nipples, 150 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,664 leave little nero out of it. 151 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,834 You see conspirators hiding in every corner of the palace 152 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,461 and have anybody you suspect 153 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,088 put to death on some feeble excuse. 154 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,507 - The more you kill, the fewer enemies you have. 155 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,303 - With lepidus and macronious out of the way, 156 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:58,763 who is there left to fear? 157 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,849 - No one at all. 158 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:09,398 But I should have drusilla killed and you. 159 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,986 However, I will send you into exile in caprine 160 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,404 for the time being. 161 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,332 You must understand if only for appearances sake, 162 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,918 I have to send you away, I have to. 163 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,755 - I'm grateful for your leniency, it's most generous. 164 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,548 Try to be the same with the populace. 165 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,842 They love you and respect you. 166 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,928 - No, don't ask me that. 167 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,460 As long as there are enemies of Caesar hidden everywhere. 168 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,681 I want them. 169 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,643 If it means putting the city to the torch, every inch of it. 170 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,272 - But why? 171 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,191 He's so inhuman. 172 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,445 - He is Caesar, it's all predestined. 173 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,737 You can't change it. 174 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,864 So stop worrying about it. 175 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,575 You are soon to follow the will of the gods 176 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,285 and fulfill the prophecy. 177 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,955 Once his sisters are on caprine in exile, 178 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,917 your way will be free to become empress. 179 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,509 - How can I come to caligula's notice? 180 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,971 - Leave the arrangements to me dear, trust in your mother. 181 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,723 I know one way. 182 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,695 He'll want everyone in Rome to forgive him 183 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,518 for this massacre. 184 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,103 So he'll give them a spectacle. 185 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,191 It's the patrician way to placate the fury of the mob. 186 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,723 And you will be the first woman 187 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,069 to fight a gladiator and win. 188 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,573 Why else do you suppose I taught you how to do battle? 189 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,201 And when you were only a baby I gave you 190 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,286 your first lessons in love making. 191 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:41,026 - By order of Caesar, glorious ruler of the Roman empire 192 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,318 and the population 193 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,738 - after the punitive measures taken 194 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,033 for the plot against his divine person. 195 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:52,371 - There is going to be a free distribution of grain 196 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:55,332 at the end of the combat in the circus. 197 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,976 - Come on 198 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,164 - Oh they adore me, just for my amusement, 199 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,458 they'll sacrifice their lives. 200 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,238 - Will be thumbs down this time, what do you say? 201 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,656 -10 202 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,948 - make it 20. 203 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,865 -All right. 204 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,371 - I hate violence. 205 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,959 Unless those who perform it, are put to death instantly. 206 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,802 - Enjoying yourself little sister? 207 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:16,140 - More than I can say, I love the way you use your thumb. 208 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:20,019 - I'm afraid your boyfriend does not enjoy it. 209 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,229 Each gladiator to die takes with him 210 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,983 a handful of sestertius which he has bet on him. 211 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,609 - You speak the truth, Caesar. 212 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,654 It pains the pocket as well as the heart, 213 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,868 - try to think of a new game, I get tired. 214 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,203 All this blood is so boring. 215 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,289 I want to be excited. 216 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:41,999 Leave it to me divine one. 217 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:46,420 I prepared a surprise for you. 218 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,741 - Ave Caesar, mighty emperor I salute you. 219 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:20,245 - Why send such a splendid creature to die in the arena? 220 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:25,250 - I did my best to dissuade her from entering the contest. 221 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,836 Only she's a determined girl and I couldn't. 222 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,923 She wanted to put her life in your hands. 223 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:37,471 Her destiny depends on her emperor's thumb up or down. 224 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:39,176 - I Grant you two acres of land and 400 gold pieces. 225 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:40,761 - My thanks Caesar. 226 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,180 - I granted you double 'cause you're a woman. 227 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,058 But I want something in exchange. 228 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,518 I want you to be emasculate him. 229 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,151 Do not disobey me. 230 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,529 You are ordered by your divine emperor. 231 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,117 - You have no choice messalina, 232 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,912 obey him or you will be killed as well as me. 233 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,589 - You didn't obey me. 234 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,971 Made a fool of me in front of the crowd. 235 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:27,891 I want to know why you did it. 236 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,854 Your pride could get you into trouble. 237 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:37,818 - I see no reason to turn a gladiator into a eunuch. 238 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,230 You have courage and your reply is sharp, 239 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,240 but is that the real reason you assert your will? 240 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,801 With due respect Caesar, 241 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,617 I am strong because I'm still a virgin 242 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,537 and will remain so until I decide to change my condition. 243 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,829 Are you telling me 244 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:50,974 that if I order you to bed with me, 245 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,166 you'll deny me my desire in that too? 246 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,502 - Yes and I'll ask the judgment of Aphrodite. 247 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:14,146 - Do not call upon the goddess of love to intervene. 248 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:18,650 She could not be fair to one whom she could only envy. 249 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,197 - My dedication to vesta is second only to my loyalty 250 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:27,993 to my divine emperor, it is for him to decide my fate. 251 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,500 - Please let me go now. 252 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:34,054 - It is I, who is your slave messalina, 253 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:35,472 do with me as you wish. 254 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:37,641 Caress me with your warm lips. 255 00:34:57,721 --> 00:34:59,097 - Do not fear him my lady. 256 00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:01,474 He was made a eunuch before Caesar permitted him 257 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,976 to attend you at the baths. 258 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,388 - He could have been spared. 259 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,684 I did not need assistance. 260 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:06,855 I swim very well. 261 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,563 The temperature's to my liking. 262 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,817 Would you say there's enough milk in it? 263 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:55,987 - She never gives enough milk 264 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,989 unless she's excited by her lover. 265 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,867 Bring in phallonious 266 00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:26,304 - I would appreciate a swimming lesson. 267 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:30,558 Didn't you hear? I gave you an order! 268 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,850 - Yes mistress. 269 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,231 - Aren't you going to remove that? 270 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,649 - Oh no, I cannot. 271 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,945 - I would have thought a eunuch had nothing there to hide. 272 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:48,910 The gods were indeed kind to you. 273 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:50,328 It's big as a fir tree. 274 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,998 It must be as been as told as long ago 275 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,793 that if you prune a tree it's branches grows stronger. 276 00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,253 Come in. 277 00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:14,037 - Whoa, whoa, whoa 278 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:19,500 Ave Caesar. 279 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:25,780 - Every mare in the stable lives 280 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,712 only to be mounted by that stallion. 281 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,173 - Oh curius he is undoubtedly the greatest stallion 282 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,216 in the empire my lncitatus, 283 00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:37,346 organize a gala evening to honor my remarkable horse. 284 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,638 Now go. 285 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,727 I will make you a gift my dear. 286 00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:47,356 As soon as it is born, you shall have the son of lncitatus. 287 00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:50,151 Today at the request of Caesar 288 00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:53,196 to confer the honorary right of the stallion lncitatus 289 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:54,530 to sit here among us. 290 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,182 As a basis for this demand he would remind us, 291 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,327 how when Alexander was in macedon, 292 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,370 he deified his horse bacephalus. 293 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,126 - The points Caesar makes is just. 294 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:08,896 But I would ask you fathers of the senate 295 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,297 to imagine what the divine Augustus would have said. 296 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,175 - Well, did you hear that? 297 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:15,718 Oh, noble lncitatus. 298 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:18,179 The wise words of your fellow senators. 299 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:21,224 Listen. 300 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,643 - Your pretension's divine Caesar are an insult 301 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,603 to the senate and to the people overall. 302 00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:27,895 - I envy your tongues, 303 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:29,482 that they can twist such thoughts into words. 304 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:32,652 Have you forgotten who named this noble creature 305 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,362 and covered him with glory? 306 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,155 Surely you can't have forgotten. 307 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,032 It was the romans. 308 00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:40,952 If your opinion is that his breathing doesn't quite reach 309 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:44,038 the standard of your own well he has a pedigree to prove it. 310 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,267 It's an insult to the senate 311 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,291 an affront to Rome. 312 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,670 I never heard of anything so ridiculous. 313 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,672 - Do I have to remind you as well? 314 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:54,257 That if it were not for my 315 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:59,053 wise and just form of ruling. 316 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,555 You would not be here at all. 317 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:03,307 - In that case I prefer to retiring into voluntary exile. 318 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:04,743 - I will follow you - I agree with you 319 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:07,728 Absolutely agree. 320 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,982 - As you would have it, exile can be very lonely, 321 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:12,567 a horrid experience, 322 00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:15,153 especially when you are out of favor with your emperor. 323 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:17,196 And there's no need to go. 324 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,949 You can remain in the senate and be at Liberty to say 325 00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:21,659 anything you like there. 326 00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:24,495 I only want you to admit this horse is your equal. 327 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,800 - Our return will disturb the peace and tranquility of 328 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,218 caligula. 329 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,721 - That's the understatement of the year 50. 330 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,640 I'm going to keep well out of his way for the moment. 331 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:47,602 He'll go mad when he finds we've left the island. 332 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,604 - It seems his craze he already found. 333 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:52,980 Messalina. 334 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,318 I think I can deal with her. 335 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:57,653 She's a cheap little trollop. 336 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:29,268 - Permit me, divine Caesar, to present my friend 337 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,354 piso and his young bride. 338 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,775 - A couple of such celebrated virtue 339 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,402 and they do great honor to Rome and her empire. 340 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:40,529 - My life and my property are yours to command 341 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:42,365 divine Caesar. 342 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:43,824 - Of that we are certain. 343 00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:45,201 Go now and join my guests. 344 00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:47,493 - Thank you. 345 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:48,661 - Come 346 00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:49,495 - follow me. 347 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,758 - A particularly revolting couple. 348 00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:05,429 - I would bet a gold earring they're both virgins 349 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:06,764 - you think? 350 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:08,599 - One look tells you. 351 00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:16,939 - Curius 352 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,030 - What may I do for you Caesar? 353 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:24,962 - Contrive a way of getting our newlyweds 354 00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:28,869 to consummate their love in the imperial bedchamber. 355 00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:30,538 - It shall be done. 356 00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:49,784 - The marriage will now be consummated. 357 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,871 According to ancient custom 358 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:56,665 as laid down 359 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:03,464 by romulus and the venerable Caesar octavian Augustus. 360 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:09,468 Leave us now. 361 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,118 - Take our hands off the bride. 362 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,410 She's mine. 363 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:31,574 Turn over, the consecration ceremony 364 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,555 is not complete without the husband. 365 00:50:41,664 --> 00:50:43,664 - Drink. 366 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,832 It will give you strength, 367 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,836 make you love living and live for loving. 368 00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:49,588 There's crushed lotus blossom in it 369 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,341 a potion prepared, especially by my mother. 370 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,301 - Your mother knows more than bacchus 371 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:56,637 crushing lotus blossom, indeed. 372 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:59,223 It's a drink fitting only for an emperor. 373 00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:01,350 - Your health means much to her, 374 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:03,811 - despite which I do not feel at all well today. 375 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,607 - Does the return of your sisters upset you? 376 00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:15,322 - Ah, I'm cursed with sisters, since they came out of exile, 377 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:17,616 they've avoided me as hard as they can. 378 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:21,078 I know they're waiting for me to call on them. 379 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:23,247 Only I do not intend to forgive them. 380 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,708 - Look 381 00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:31,712 - I love you callisto 382 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:32,631 I'm consumed with desire for you. 383 00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:35,175 - More than for your brother? 384 00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:38,137 - Oh, caligula holds no fascination for me now. 385 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:41,056 And has no objection to my loving you. 386 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:43,183 He promised to let me do what I want. 387 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,520 If you'll divorce your wife for me. 388 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,772 - Divorce is no problem. 389 00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:51,900 My wife shares the bed of caligula, 390 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:15,758 - No one thought it could be done. 391 00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:17,843 When he reached that craggy range, 392 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:22,014 he took all the elephants up those passes. 393 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:26,935 But what do you know merope of all these ancient things? 394 00:52:27,227 --> 00:52:29,521 It's a history lesson, nothing more. 395 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:33,108 - Your exploits interest me far more than those of the 396 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,112 legendary Hannibal. He's long dead, and buried.. 397 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:41,200 While we have much life left before us. 398 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:48,123 - Oh yes, we should truly enjoy it. 399 00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:50,415 Live for today. 400 00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:51,293 Tomorrow is too late. 401 00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:37,691 - I've called you to a meeting here 402 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,526 so as to avoid suspicion, 403 00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:42,613 if news of this plot leaks out, 404 00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:45,115 all of us here will fall victim 405 00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:46,927 to the source of the praetorian guard. 406 00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:48,887 Luckily even curius has realized 407 00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:50,391 at last that caligula must be removed 408 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,873 from power for the good of the empire. 409 00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:55,250 - Well at least that's positive, 410 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:57,461 but don't have many illusions. 411 00:54:57,753 --> 00:54:59,129 It's going to be dangerous. 412 00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:02,925 It's my duty to warn all of you that if any of my brothers' 413 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:06,678 legions remain faithful to him, the outcome is in doubt. 414 00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:10,307 - I know, it's a difficult task, 415 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:13,227 but a great deal of preparation has gone into it. 416 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:15,938 Under pressure I feel the key man 417 00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:18,857 should fall under our command 418 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,149 -and curius? 419 00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:21,999 - He's a problem we'll have to deal with. 420 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:23,946 He will have outlived his purpose. 421 00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:27,658 - We need someone to lead the revolt, nominal head, 422 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:29,910 a man who has public approval 423 00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:32,704 - still claudius has to agree if he must rule. 424 00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:36,750 - You'll find he will if he believes he's destined to. 425 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,586 Be careful about it though, 426 00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:42,965 claudius must not realize who is in this. 427 00:55:43,257 --> 00:55:44,383 It could mean the end. 428 00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:46,802 I'm sure he'd find a plot unpardonable. 429 00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:48,846 - Caligula must be warned at once. 430 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:51,137 - No. 431 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:52,891 His destiny is ordained, you cannot link it with yours. 432 00:55:56,228 --> 00:55:58,939 - There's no other solution except to flee. 433 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,441 - Leave it to me. 434 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,735 I've always foreseen what is right to do. 435 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,239 My advice has always served you well. 436 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:42,774 - You here, to what do I owe this honor? 437 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,985 - I had trouble sleeping. 438 00:56:45,277 --> 00:56:46,597 I saw it was illuminated in here. 439 00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:48,238 So I wandered right in. 440 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,450 I'd probably find no one else awake at this hour, 441 00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:52,326 except you sage claudius. 442 00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:53,994 - I study history all night. 443 00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:57,456 You call that sage, then sage is claudius. 444 00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:00,167 - You should be a part of history, it's only right. 445 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:02,711 Not simply sitting there studying it. 446 00:57:03,003 --> 00:57:05,213 - I leave that to my glorious nephew. 447 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:09,259 Your youth prevents you appreciating the past. 448 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:15,182 - Humility is not one of the best requisites of greatness. 449 00:57:15,474 --> 00:57:17,225 You should not underestimate yourself. 450 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,603 - Your kindness is ovennhelming. 451 00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:23,023 I don't know why I should merit such appraisal from you. 452 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,776 Tell me the real reason that you are here. 453 00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:28,236 - I'm bored with life here in the palace. 454 00:57:29,571 --> 00:57:32,950 I need some new distractions, a new experience. 455 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,412 I'm tired of doing what a woman is supposed to do. 456 00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:42,125 - It's not easy for a woman like you to satisfy 457 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,171 your ambitions in the world we live in now. 458 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,714 She must conform. 459 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,552 But with me, you've no need to play that role. 460 00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:56,223 My impotence prevents me from treating you as others do. 461 00:57:57,432 --> 00:57:59,112 - Don't resign yourself to so sad of fate, 462 00:57:59,267 --> 00:58:01,311 I'll soon restore your former vigor 463 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,648 and make you feel a man once more. 464 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:10,821 If you desire me, I'll be yours and yours alone. 465 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:12,948 I'll be true to you always. 466 00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:58,952 Death to caligula! 467 00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:00,537 Death to caligula! 468 00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:36,364 - Where is curius, my faithful preacher to the god 469 00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:38,656 and messalina? 470 00:59:37,699 --> 00:59:38,825 Calisto? Aginus? 471 00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:45,373 Where are my sisters now? 472 00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:47,209 They've all betrayed me. 473 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:48,627 Avenge myself upon them. 474 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:55,425 I swear before all mighty jove, 475 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:57,552 I am emperor and my origins are divine. 476 01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:20,367 - You have always been my friend 477 01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:24,746 and I know what you are here for. 478 01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:42,055 Curius you, you are my witness. 479 01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:44,850 You must be sure that those who follow us know, 480 01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:46,935 that I died with dignity and with poise. 481 01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:01,072 - Long live claudius. 482 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,909 Long live the emperor! 483 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:09,202 - Do you think I'm beautiful fortescue? 484 01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:11,204 - More beautiful than Helen of Troy, 485 01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,415 a whore worthy of the gods. 486 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,583 - You wicked little thing. 487 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:19,587 - But my lady did not jove choose a whore for his Venus. 488 01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:23,258 - I want to be a vessel virgin for claudius. 489 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:24,590 - Don't be too hard on one 490 01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:27,178 who already has difficulty getting it up. 491 01:03:28,555 --> 01:03:29,723 - You're just envious of him 492 01:03:30,015 --> 01:03:32,142 because at least his doesn't drag on the floor. 493 01:03:32,434 --> 01:03:35,186 - As an emperor I envy him, but certainly not as a man, 494 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,563 feast your eyes on this. 495 01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:40,650 - None of us knew or even suspected what claudius 496 01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:41,985 intended to do. 497 01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:47,198 Thanks to Amelia she caught us red handed. 498 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:48,551 - What you tell him is bad. 499 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:49,677 - You'll have to believe me. 500 01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:50,952 I'm telling the truth. 501 01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:53,913 Never doubt my sincerity, affection and loyalty agrippina. 502 01:03:56,499 --> 01:04:00,420 I even managed to convince the emperor claudius to let you 503 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:03,882 keep the rooms you occupied during the reign of caligula. 504 01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:06,259 - And what was his reaction? 505 01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:09,471 - So far no objection. 506 01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:12,223 On the contrary, she appeared to go along 507 01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:13,725 with the decision about you. 508 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:18,480 - Surprisingly generous offer. 509 01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:21,232 Her generosity I hope spreads to my uncle claudius. 510 01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:38,583 Wonderful. 511 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:41,836 You can rise the ardor of the emperor. 512 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:29,342 I give you all the strength I had in my youth. 513 01:05:33,972 --> 01:05:38,393 This is the greatest gift you could give your emperor. 514 01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:57,305 - So said the great Titus livius of his fair land. 515 01:06:57,597 --> 01:07:00,183 And I agree with him. 516 01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:20,397 Ave, claudius agusta. 517 01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:22,453 Ave. 518 01:07:24,832 --> 01:07:26,501 May Mars be with you. 519 01:07:26,793 --> 01:07:29,796 - And with you too, good and valorous thespasian. 520 01:07:30,088 --> 01:07:31,214 You bring news? 521 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:32,840 - Good news, claudius. 522 01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:35,802 King caratacus is under siege in the aulus plautius 523 01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:39,389 and will soon have to surrender for lack of food and water. 524 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:41,182 The rest of his tribe is in flight, 525 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:43,309 the cavalry in hot pursuit. 526 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,687 - Thanks must be made to the gods. 527 01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:48,690 Soon we shall return to Rome in triumphant glory 528 01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:53,278 to enjoy once more, the comfort of our homes and families. 529 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:21,973 - How dare you come in here without my permission. 530 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:24,225 - You told me I could enter whenever I wanted to. 531 01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:26,477 - Only if you have something important for me, 532 01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:27,937 if I remember correctly 533 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,229 - and I do. 534 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:34,984 - Go. 535 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:38,948 Well, what is it? 536 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,408 - Is not I who have it. 537 01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:43,139 - I do not like riddles, speak clear. 538 01:08:43,286 --> 01:08:44,454 - I was speaking of this. 539 01:08:44,746 --> 01:08:46,039 - Oh. 540 01:08:46,331 --> 01:08:47,451 It looks the same as before. 541 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,708 Why say you do not have it? 542 01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:51,878 - It's not like that of the other, 543 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:53,355 his is surely double the size. 544 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:55,089 - No I don't believe it. 545 01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,381 - It's true. 546 01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:57,425 Absolutely true. 547 01:08:57,717 --> 01:08:59,552 A satyr beside him is a child. 548 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,347 - Where did you find him? 549 01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:05,016 - He's a regular client of the house of pleasure. 550 01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:07,308 - Very interesting. 551 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:12,065 - I already arranged everything. 552 01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,068 - Good morning to all my precaus. 553 01:09:18,112 --> 01:09:19,405 - I appreciate the thought. 554 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:20,897 You came into my mind just now 555 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,950 when I realized today's the day of Venus. 556 01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:25,995 I just had a feeling you'd get turn up today arcadian. 557 01:09:26,287 --> 01:09:27,887 - I'll bet you say that to all the lads. 558 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:30,458 We know each other well enough to tell the truth. 559 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:32,585 - It's impossible to hide anything from you. 560 01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:34,379 You see right into my heart. 561 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:51,354 - Oh you're not serious, no, a girl from anatolia? 562 01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:53,731 - Out of this world - but is her body any good? 563 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:57,110 - You'll be delirious - but will she do everything? 564 01:09:57,402 --> 01:09:58,444 - Anything you want. 565 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:00,363 She likes to please the customers. 566 01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:02,655 Have a look. 567 01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:11,999 - I do what you like. 568 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:14,836 - I never saw anybody as pretty as you. 569 01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:19,048 - Don't let it put you off. 570 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:20,633 I'm not made of glass. 571 01:10:20,925 --> 01:10:23,761 - But you're as delicate as a Rose. 572 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,013 - Roses are grown for only one reason, 573 01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,932 they have to be plucked. 574 01:10:35,273 --> 01:10:37,942 Oh, when does the pruning begin? 575 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:42,029 You've got such a wild reputation that everybody's talking. 576 01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:44,741 It's time that you gave me a chance. 577 01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,325 Fantastic. 578 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:48,327 Oh, I can wait no longer. 579 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:03,593 Quickly, I'm anxious to hoist your mast 580 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:05,428 and sail to paradise. 581 01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:15,730 Climb aboard. 582 01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:27,531 Yes. 583 01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:17,643 - You see how I repay those who are loyal to me, callisto. 584 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:20,730 - I wish I were the only one loyal to you 585 01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:23,107 and thus the only one to receive your favors. 586 01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:27,403 -All the others mean nothing. 587 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,531 They are few and get little from me. 588 01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:35,036 - Loyalty and love is not easy for you. 589 01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:36,913 - You're wrong callisto. 590 01:13:37,204 --> 01:13:38,623 I'm faithful to you. 591 01:13:38,915 --> 01:13:41,584 You're the only one I give myself freely to. 592 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:44,712 The others are merely diplomatic relations. 593 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:47,214 - I nominate you secretary of sex. 594 01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:50,343 - It's about the only real way of attaining anything. 595 01:13:51,969 --> 01:13:55,806 If you think about it, you can't fail to notice 596 01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:59,560 that I don't go with anybody like messalina. 597 01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:02,980 The ones I choose can help me. 598 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:06,400 I'm ambitious but the empress just goes with anyone. 599 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:08,653 - She's really shrewd. 600 01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:14,158 When she feels like having an adventure, she goes outside. 601 01:14:15,409 --> 01:14:17,078 Not within the palace. 602 01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:21,874 We can talk about her as much as we like. 603 01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:23,709 But no one ever caught her. 604 01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,044 - I wish I were like her. 605 01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:28,214 - One of these days she'll make a fatal error 606 01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:30,506 and that'll be her downfall. 607 01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:30,591 - And we must be ready for it. 608 01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:34,051 That poor old fool. 609 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:36,514 My uncle, the emperor, would die if he knew 610 01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:39,058 his wife betrayed him with the lowest of slaves. 611 01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:42,935 - Agrippina 612 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:44,981 - but let's talk no more of them now. 613 01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:16,260 - It's all clear. 614 01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:26,147 Come on seven. 615 01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:28,439 Two I win. 616 01:15:27,273 --> 01:15:29,025 Yeah roll them again. 617 01:15:29,316 --> 01:15:30,901 Hey, look at that. 618 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:34,194 Come on. 619 01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:37,283 Hey, look at the whore with the dwarf. 620 01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:39,415 Let's have some fun with them. 621 01:15:43,789 --> 01:15:45,583 Oh! 622 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,875 Let me go! 623 01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:50,337 - Let me down! 624 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,803 What do you want from me? 625 01:15:58,095 --> 01:15:59,388 Ow, oh 626 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,680 stop 627 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:04,852 let go. 628 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:12,193 Leave her alone! 629 01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:13,611 Did you hear me? 630 01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:53,984 I've had enough! 631 01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:03,119 - Oh thank you sir, thank you. 632 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:05,246 -Are you all right my lady? 633 01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:07,790 - Pray to whom do we owe our lives? 634 01:17:08,082 --> 01:17:10,709 - Veroni, I'm an instructor at the school of gladiators. 635 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:13,587 Oh my empress. 636 01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:18,175 - You deserve a reward, and you shall have it. 637 01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:20,511 - You go ahead to the palace and tell my slaves 638 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:22,930 to prepare a bath of perfumes and oils. 639 01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:24,598 Hurry. 640 01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:26,183 This young man will escort me. 641 01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:29,309 - Yes divine one. 642 01:17:29,603 --> 01:17:31,272 - No, veroni wait. 643 01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:34,817 You shall have your reward here where you saved my life. 644 01:17:55,212 --> 01:17:58,048 - Gaius silio wishes to have audience with you. 645 01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:00,134 - Well, I will see him. 646 01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:16,275 - I bring your news of the divine emperor, your highness. 647 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:21,238 - So claudius is on his way home. 648 01:18:22,406 --> 01:18:25,492 - He is leaving the island of britain in a few days. 649 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:28,537 He wanted me to proceed him with the good news. 650 01:18:28,829 --> 01:18:30,414 - The empress, does she know yet? 651 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,625 - No, she is not in the palace. 652 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:45,179 - I will see that she receives this news. 653 01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:47,723 She may find it too much for her. 654 01:18:48,015 --> 01:18:49,850 You see, she just gave birth. 655 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:51,894 - Birth to an heir? 656 01:18:52,186 --> 01:18:53,395 - A boy, handsome. 657 01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:56,355 - But 658 01:18:57,775 --> 01:18:59,401 - I know what you're thinking. 659 01:18:59,693 --> 01:19:01,820 The emperor's been away for a year, 660 01:19:02,112 --> 01:19:03,447 so he cannot be the father, 661 01:19:05,282 --> 01:19:08,160 but the emperor is divine and what's impossible for us. 662 01:19:08,452 --> 01:19:09,578 Is possible for gods. 663 01:19:11,705 --> 01:19:13,065 Immortals can make their thoughts, 664 01:19:13,290 --> 01:19:14,500 perform deeds for them. 665 01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:18,504 On second thought, you can tell messalina, 666 01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:24,885 but allow me to prepare her as I think fit. 667 01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:30,516 Don't forget in her condition, she wouldn't like a surprise. 668 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,076 - This is getting late. 669 01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:51,388 My absence will already have been noticed at the palace. 670 01:19:51,412 --> 01:19:52,830 - Will we see each other again? 671 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:57,918 - Never, you must forget this encounter forever. 672 01:19:58,335 --> 01:20:00,335 Do you hear? 673 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,295 - Never in a million years. 674 01:20:00,170 --> 01:20:02,923 - You're sounding like a bore. 675 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:22,336 - You look well, messalina, let me look at you. 676 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,048 Motherhood has made you stronger 677 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:28,092 and more beautiful than you ever were. 678 01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:31,051 - Yes. 679 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:32,846 Everything predicted by the oracle has come true for me. 680 01:21:33,138 --> 01:21:34,765 I have been so very fortunate. 681 01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:38,352 The gods indeed smile on me and give me their protection. 682 01:21:41,522 --> 01:21:43,732 My divine son enjoys good health too. 683 01:21:47,361 --> 01:21:49,655 - Claudius will be overjoyed to see. 684 01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,227 - You mean, he's soon to return? 685 01:21:51,365 --> 01:21:53,365 - He's on his way. 686 01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:57,121 - I'm not sure how to explain to him what happened. 687 01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:58,664 He'll never accept the child. 688 01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:01,458 - I think maybe there's an answer. 689 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,378 Virgin motherhood among the gods is not uncommon. 690 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:06,463 People will believe anything of deities. 691 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:10,426 - I told silio claudius is only to think to have a heir. 692 01:22:10,717 --> 01:22:12,010 - Did you say silio? 693 01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:14,054 But he's the emperor's companion. 694 01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:16,146 - He's the one who brought news of his return. 695 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,432 - I knew silio well, 696 01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,893 when he went to conquer gall, I was only a child. 697 01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:24,565 I was in love with him. 698 01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,442 I'll enjoy seeing him again. 699 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:29,903 - You shall very soon and I'm sure you'll get news 700 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:31,363 that is only for you. 701 01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:37,494 - The centurian Gaius silio requests to see you divine one. 702 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:39,413 - Very well, I'll see him. 703 01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:46,668 Leave us. 704 01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:09,193 Oh silio I think I'm going to faint. 705 01:23:10,444 --> 01:23:11,487 - My divine empress. 706 01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:16,742 - I'll always be valaria to you 707 01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:18,994 the sweet playmate of your youth. 708 01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:21,663 - Do not remind me of days lost forever. 709 01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:23,749 Fate has decided othennise. 710 01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:26,960 - Is it not fate that brings you to me here today. 711 01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:29,252 - Fate is seldom kind 712 01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:30,339 and it brings me here in different circumstances. 713 01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:33,008 Now there is an impenetrable barrier that separates us. 714 01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:35,300 - You're wrong. 715 01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:36,512 The barrier between us will fall 716 01:23:36,803 --> 01:23:40,015 if you kiss me as you did when you said farewell. 717 01:26:13,418 --> 01:26:14,646 - Try this phallus fashioned by nature my lady 718 01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:16,129 it will give you vigor. 719 01:26:16,421 --> 01:26:18,421 You too centrulus. 720 01:26:17,297 --> 01:26:20,342 It will, it will remind you ofarcadian's. 721 01:26:20,634 --> 01:26:23,470 - You impotent little runt, you know arcadian too eh? 722 01:26:23,762 --> 01:26:26,056 - Oh I did before he was food for worms, 723 01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:28,350 our divine messalina 724 01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:31,478 sucked him drier than desecated coconut. 725 01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:35,899 - I'll thank you to keep quiet. 726 01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:37,275 - I mean no ill offense. 727 01:26:38,443 --> 01:26:39,820 I merely told drusilla 728 01:26:40,779 --> 01:26:43,949 of what a lovely couple of doves her aunt and silio are. 729 01:27:42,632 --> 01:27:45,761 - Thanks, but be careful in public silio 730 01:27:46,052 --> 01:27:47,512 it could cause talk. 731 01:27:49,765 --> 01:27:52,017 - I think those present are well occupied. 732 01:27:53,727 --> 01:27:55,937 - Yet there are those here who spy on us. 733 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:58,229 - Agrippina 734 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,492 - She can't wait to catch me out 735 01:28:09,618 --> 01:28:12,496 and she'll be the first to inform the emperor. 736 01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:15,040 She still has a lot of influence. 737 01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:17,250 - Then let us find a quieter place. 738 01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:18,668 - Not now my dear. 739 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:20,670 My absence would soon arouse suspicion. 740 01:28:29,471 --> 01:28:31,723 Long live the emperor 741 01:28:43,944 --> 01:28:45,695 Long live the emperor! 742 01:28:46,905 --> 01:28:48,657 Long live the emperor! 743 01:28:49,866 --> 01:28:51,618 Long live the emperor! 744 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:54,496 Long live the emperor! 745 01:28:54,788 --> 01:28:56,331 - Down with the sails! 746 01:28:56,623 --> 01:28:57,916 Rest your oars. 747 01:29:05,799 --> 01:29:08,385 Long live the emperor! 748 01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:10,554 Long live the emperor! 749 01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,846 - Ave divine Caesar. 750 01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:13,807 Rome is waiting to honor your triumph. 751 01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:17,143 - There's no need for us to hurry back to Rome, saranous. 752 01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:20,021 I think it wiser to wait here in austia to, to be ready. 753 01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:24,234 That we give our senators time to prepare for our arrival. 754 01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:31,616 Long live the emperor! 755 01:29:31,908 --> 01:29:33,535 Long live the emperor! 756 01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:36,538 Long live the emperor! 757 01:29:58,602 --> 01:30:00,687 - Take this to the senate. 758 01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:06,610 - Oh divine claudius. 759 01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:08,069 - Oh my dearest niece. 760 01:30:09,154 --> 01:30:12,073 As impatient and impulsive as you ever were. 761 01:30:12,365 --> 01:30:14,659 I gave orders that the women were to await my return 762 01:30:14,951 --> 01:30:16,951 at the palace. 763 01:30:16,077 --> 01:30:17,746 - But I had to see you at once and alone. 764 01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:19,331 - What is it that's so urgent? 765 01:30:20,749 --> 01:30:22,834 - I'm not sure how to start. 766 01:30:23,126 --> 01:30:24,794 I wanted to be the first to tell you, 767 01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:26,671 as you're nearest relative, 768 01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:29,049 I felt it my duty to come here and inform you 769 01:30:29,341 --> 01:30:31,176 about certain things that have occurred. 770 01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:39,559 - Is there anything wrong between you and my divine wife, 771 01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:41,851 messalina? 772 01:30:40,685 --> 01:30:42,520 - No, I do not enter into this. 773 01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:45,190 It's between you and your wife, and there is much wrong. 774 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:48,401 - She has given me a male heir. 775 01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:52,111 It's good enough. 776 01:30:52,238 --> 01:30:53,878 - That you accept it is not the question. 777 01:30:54,032 --> 01:30:57,243 I thought you should know that every man in Rome 778 01:30:57,535 --> 01:30:58,721 calls the empress his concubine. 779 01:30:58,745 --> 01:31:00,705 - I forbid you to talk like that. 780 01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:02,997 - Forbid it. 781 01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:05,460 But they all talk like that. 782 01:31:06,586 --> 01:31:08,421 If you like, you can turn a blind eye. 783 01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:13,009 You need do nothing until you have proof of her behavior. 784 01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:18,807 I just wanted to put you on your guard. 785 01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:21,142 I thought you should know. 786 01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:27,399 I'm only a woman like her and women tend to be jealous. 787 01:31:29,651 --> 01:31:33,989 But jealousy you will find can be caused by memories. 788 01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:38,159 Small girl who loved you once. 789 01:31:38,451 --> 01:31:40,704 And always hoped that you would find happiness. 790 01:31:41,663 --> 01:31:43,289 It upsets her to see you betrayed. 791 01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:13,903 - A budget for the year is carefully outlined here. 792 01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:15,196 So you can inspect it 793 01:32:16,364 --> 01:32:19,117 and have time to make your comments on it. 794 01:32:19,409 --> 01:32:21,409 I trust you approve. 795 01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:23,856 With you looking after it, I hardly to have need to see it. 796 01:32:24,122 --> 01:32:25,707 Our coffers have never been so full, 797 01:32:25,999 --> 01:32:28,877 despite the expense of the new port at austia. 798 01:32:29,169 --> 01:32:31,004 You've always handled it with amazing ability. 799 01:32:31,296 --> 01:32:32,297 And for this reason, 800 01:32:32,589 --> 01:32:35,341 the acceptance of your resignation is out of the question. 801 01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:37,552 How can I persuade you to remain 802 01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:39,512 in the post of governor general? 803 01:32:40,764 --> 01:32:44,601 - It is my duty to thank you, but 804 01:32:47,812 --> 01:32:49,939 - I think I deserve an explanation 805 01:32:50,231 --> 01:32:51,417 that goes a little further than that. 806 01:32:51,441 --> 01:32:54,027 Do not fear to give me your reasons, speak. 807 01:32:54,319 --> 01:32:55,528 - Very well. 808 01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:58,073 The reason I handed in my resignation 809 01:32:59,282 --> 01:33:01,659 is the behavior of the empress, divine Caesar. 810 01:33:03,495 --> 01:33:04,913 - Go on don't hesitate. 811 01:33:05,205 --> 01:33:07,445 I'm prepared to listen to whatever it is that you have to 812 01:33:07,707 --> 01:33:10,835 tell me no matter how painful it may be for me to hear. 813 01:33:11,127 --> 01:33:15,924 - Her conduct is altogether unworthy of her position. 814 01:33:20,095 --> 01:33:22,639 I was hoping to spare you the details. 815 01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:25,016 There's unrest among the population. 816 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:29,270 Even the patricians are starting to talk, the senate too. 817 01:33:29,562 --> 01:33:31,439 And they say she is planning to put Gaius silio 818 01:33:31,731 --> 01:33:32,982 on the throne in your place. 819 01:33:34,317 --> 01:33:35,836 - It's not important to protect anything 820 01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:37,403 other than the empire. 821 01:33:38,530 --> 01:33:41,241 Remember what comes first is the state. 822 01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,494 I must ignore my pride, so forget yours. 823 01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:46,472 You are right divine Caesar. 824 01:33:46,496 --> 01:33:48,496 I will stay. 825 01:33:47,747 --> 01:33:49,874 - For the security of the state. 826 01:33:50,166 --> 01:33:52,961 I will carry out the duty that I am forced to 827 01:33:53,253 --> 01:33:56,798 humiliated beyond words, I swear 828 01:33:57,090 --> 01:34:00,093 messalina shall be tried. 829 01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:02,385 And if found guilty, 830 01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:02,512 I shall condemn her. 831 01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:10,145 She dies but, you have orders to spare britannicus. 832 01:34:10,436 --> 01:34:11,771 I want no harm to befall her son. 833 01:34:12,063 --> 01:34:14,399 The child is innocent. 834 01:34:14,691 --> 01:34:16,691 Leave us now. 835 01:34:21,364 --> 01:34:23,575 Stop where you are! 836 01:34:28,830 --> 01:34:31,166 - You still need to submerge yourself in memories 837 01:34:31,457 --> 01:34:33,457 divine one? 838 01:34:33,501 --> 01:34:35,628 - The past is what I live for. 839 01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:37,672 Oh, agrippina what else is there? 840 01:34:37,964 --> 01:34:39,340 - I don't value the past. 841 01:34:41,092 --> 01:34:43,386 Today is more valuable. 842 01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:44,762 More than the old world. 843 01:34:47,724 --> 01:34:49,309 You must live for today. 844 01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:50,768 Prepare for the future. 845 01:34:53,104 --> 01:34:57,525 I know you learn and you have a duty to the populace, 846 01:34:57,817 --> 01:34:59,152 but first learn to live a little, 847 01:34:59,444 --> 01:35:01,988 -and learn to be more human? 848 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,280 Perhaps. 849 01:35:03,198 --> 01:35:04,407 - You think I'd rule better? 850 01:35:17,587 --> 01:35:20,089 - One day the historians will write books about you. 851 01:35:21,674 --> 01:35:22,759 And I hope they be fair, 852 01:35:24,385 --> 01:35:25,887 but I want those who follow us 853 01:35:27,305 --> 01:35:31,142 to read about you and know you were a great emperor. 854 01:36:58,271 --> 01:37:00,106 - Why are you so nervous my darling? 855 01:37:00,398 --> 01:37:02,025 There's nothing to fear. 856 01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:03,443 - I fear not for myself. 857 01:37:03,735 --> 01:37:06,404 I live only to love you messalina. 858 01:37:06,696 --> 01:37:09,324 Though I live, I will be dead if you were not with me. 859 01:37:09,615 --> 01:37:10,867 So I fear not death. 860 01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:14,037 - No one will disturb us now. 861 01:37:14,329 --> 01:37:16,789 The emperor is too occupied with the fears of his own. 862 01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:18,666 He won't come to me until tonight. 863 01:37:22,003 --> 01:37:24,003 Kiss me my love. 864 01:37:23,171 --> 01:37:26,257 Time is running out and I need the warmth of your love. 865 01:39:12,655 --> 01:39:17,577 - I, tiberius claudius nero rusus romanicus 866 01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:24,125 emperor of Rome by the will of the gods, 867 01:39:24,417 --> 01:39:29,213 and by the people elected make for my legitimate wife 868 01:39:32,633 --> 01:39:36,762 Claudia Julia agrippina who from this moment on 869 01:39:37,054 --> 01:39:40,933 will obtain the title empress of Rome. 61150

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