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Love,
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exciting and new.
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Come aboard,
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we're expecting you.
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Love,
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life's sweetest reward.
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Let if flow,
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it floats back to you.
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The love boat,
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soon we'll be making another run
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the love boat,
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promises something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
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your mind on a new romance.
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And love,
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won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile,
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on a friendly shore.
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It's love,
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welcome aboard it's love.
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Gopher:
Hi.
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Welcome aboard.
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Hello.
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I'm gopher.
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Or as my mother prefers to call
me yeoman purser burl Smith.
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Welcome aboard, Mr.
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And...
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Alfred:
Newberry.
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Gopher:
Newberry.
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You have a cablegram.
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It's from Mr. Littlejohn.
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He'll be here.
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Sandra:
Mark littlejohn is seeing us
off?
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Gopher:
Mark littlejohn.
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The author?
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Sandra: And maniac.
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Why did you ask him to see us
off?
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Alfred:
I didn't.
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Sandra:
Well then why...Al, you didn't
ask him to sail with us?
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Gopher:
He's sailing with us?
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The Mark littlejohn?
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Alfred:
Sandra, he still owes me the
final chapter of his book.
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I thought I'd kill two birds
with one stone.
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Sandra:
Give me the stone.
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I'll kill the two birds.
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You and littlejohn.
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Mark:
Hello!
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Sandra, you're more lovely and
more beautiful than ever.
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But unfortunately, I see you're
still married to that stiff of a
publisher.
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And who is this fair nymph of
the sea?
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Julie:
Ah, Julie McCoy, your cruise
director and this is gopher
Smith, your purser.
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Gopher:
An honor, Mr. Littlejohn
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I've read every one of your
books.
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Mark:
Oh, yes, well here's the
autograph.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Let the festivities begin.
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Sandra, what say you, Julie and
I pop some bubbly while the old
man takes away the bags.
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Sandra:
Too early for me.
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Mark:
All right.
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Then Julie, my darlin', I guess
it's you and me.
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Julie:
Oh, sir, I have a work to do.
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Mark:
Well, you work to take care of
the passengers, and I'm gonna
need a lot of taking care of.
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Julie:
Oh...
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Sandra:
There he goes...Chasing girls
again.
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Do you really think you can get
him to finish his book on this
cruise?
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Alfred:
Either that, or he'll swim home.
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Martin:
He hasn't checked in yet.
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He...he must be stuck in
traffic.
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Allison:
Oh, I think it's terrific.
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Martin:
What?
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That he's stuck in traffic?
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Allison:
No.
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The cruise, daddy.
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I mean what a great way to close
a business deal.
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Martin:
Honey, the merger between the
Collins machinery and my company
is not exactly in the bag.
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Allison:
Well, you just stop worrying...
Mr. Collins is gonna love you.
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I'll bet he'll even want to keep
you on as a consultant.
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Martin:
I don't care what he does.
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I'm gonna keep you on as
president of my fan club.
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Allison:
Jim...?
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Jimmy?
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Jim:
Oh, I don't believe it.
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Allison:
What's it been?
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Six years?
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Jim:
Oh, at least.
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Allison:
I'm surprised you remember me.
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Jim:
Are you kidding?
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Forget the girl I took to the
senior prom?
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You look terrific, Wanda.
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Allison:
Oh...allison, you smarty .
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Dad, I'm sorry...
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Martin:
Jim...jim Lawrence.
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You used to play sax and drive a
thirty-two Ford with a broken
muffler.
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Jim:
Hey, that's quite a memory.
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Martin:
How could I forget?
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With that muffler and sax, I
didn't get much sleep.
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Jim:
Well, I still have the sax.
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Martin:
Well, I hope our cabins aren't
too close.
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Jim:
Ah, well, actually, my band's
playing this cruise.
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Allison:
Oh, that's wonderful.
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Martin:
Oh, good...Oh, there's the man
I'm supposed to meet.
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Will you excuse me?
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Allison:
Well...
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Jim:
Yeah.
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My thoughts exactly...I've
really.
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Allison:
It's been so...
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Jim:
Hey, let's have a drink later.
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Allison:
I'd like that.
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Jim:
All right.
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About three o'clock...After my
rehearsal.
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The pirate's cove.
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Allison:
I'll be there.
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Jim:
Okay.
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Martin:
Allison...this is Brad Collins
of Collins machinery.
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Brad, this is my
daughter...Allison.
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Allison:
It's nice to meet you.
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Brad:
Well, Martin, I can see it's
gonna be a great pleasure doing
business with you.
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As soon as I check in I'll drop
by your cabin.
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Martin:
We'll see you then.
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Brad:
You bet you will.
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Martin:
Well, what do you think of him?
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Allison:
Well...uh...i like him.
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And I know he likes you.
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Julie:
Hi.
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Welcome aboard...Hello.
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Cyrus:
Afternoon, ma'am.
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Foster's the name...Well, good
to see the ship is ship shape
and the girls are girl-shaped.
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Julie:
Well, Mr. Foster
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we're very happy to see you.
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We've been expecting you.
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It's not every day we get to
entertain the captain's favorite
uncle....I'm Julie McCoy, your
cruise director.
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Cyrus:
My cruise director?
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Julie:
Yes.
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Cyrus:
Oooh...i hope the other
passengers get one just as nice
as you...
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Merrill, or should I say captain
merrill.
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Captain:
Oh, I've been looking forward to
this for a long time.
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With my father in the Navy,
uncle Cyrus practically raised
me.
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He's responsible for what I am
today.
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Cyrus:
Well, you can't win 'em all.
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Captain:
Julie, I want you and the crew
to out do yourselves.
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He gets the red carpet
treatment.
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Cyrus:
Will there be enough room on the
carpet for both of us?
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Julie:
Mr. Foster...
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Cyrus:
It's uncle Cyrus.
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Welcome to the family.
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And it's a very loving family.
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Julie:
Well, thank you.
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Sandra:
"I'm in the mood for love..."
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Alfred:
Littlejohn may be a nut, but he
sure can write.
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I hope I can get him to finish
it.
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This autobiography has got to be
a best-seller.
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His love scenes are incredible.
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Sandra:
Oh...anything would be compared
to ours.
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Alfred, you promised me this was
gonna be a vacation.
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Alfred:
Hang on, will ya?
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Just a minute, honey, while I
finish this chapter.
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Okay?
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Sandra:
Whoopee...
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Isaac:
Ah, Mr. Littlejohn...How's the
book coming?
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Mark:
Well...i could use a shot of
inspiration.
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Make it a double.
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Isaac:
Oh, you're writing two books,
huh?
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Mark:
Ha...ha...
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Isaac:
What'll you have?
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Mark:
Irish whiskey.
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The drink of my forefathers.
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Isaac:
Yeah, that's why I like to drink
black Russians.
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There you go.
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Mark:
Ah, don't...Don't put that
bottle away.
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There's at least four chapters
in left in there...
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Hello, hello...Hello...A little
Irish.
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Sandra:
Mark, why didn't you go back to
your writing?
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The sooner you finish your book,
the sooner al can relax and
enjoy the cruise.
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Mark:
Forget...forget Alfred.
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Forget him.
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I'm relaxed.
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You're relaxed.
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We'll enjoy the cruise.
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Let's go forward and get us some
little winds in our faces.
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Sandra:
It'll be cold.
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Mark: Not with a drink inside
you...Come on, one drink.
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Sandra:
Okay.
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One drink but then you promise
you'll go back to your cabin and
write?
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Mark:
I promise.
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One drink.
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Isaac:
That is gonna be one long drink.
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Cyrus:
Come in.
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Julie:
Hi.
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Cyrus:
Hi.
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Julie:
Oh.
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Compliments of the captain.
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Oh, I sure hope you're hungry.
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Cyrus:
Oh, I am.
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I am.
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Julie:
Good.
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Cyrus:
But it's no fun stuffing myself
alone.
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Will...will you help me?
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Julie:
No, I really shouldn't.
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Cyrus:
Oh...
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Julie:
Well, all right.
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For a minute.
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Sure.
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Cyrus:
Well, make yourself at home.
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Julie:
Okay.
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Cyrus:
Oh, would...Would you like to
see some pictures of my
grandchildren?
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Julie:
I'd love to.
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Cyrus:
So would I, but I don't have
any.
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Julie:
Well, you're so gallant...Mr.
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Foster, please!
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Cyrus:
You don't have to beg.
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It's my pleasure.
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Julie:
Mr. Foster, what are you doing?
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Cyrus:
In my day, dear this was known
as bussing.
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Julie:
In my day, it's called forced
bus.
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Cyrus:
Ahhhh!!!
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Cute.
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I love a woman who combines
humor with passion.
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Julie:
Passion?
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Here, eat an apple.
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Cyrus:
Forget the apple, Eve.
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I'm already tempted.
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Julie:
Mr. Foster!!!
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Cyrus:
Darling, come to me.
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Doc:
Hi, kid.
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Julie:
Oh, hi, yourself.
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Doc:
What's up?
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Julie:
Ahh...the captain's uncle just
made a pass at me.
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Can you believe that?
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Doc:
Well, sure.
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Hey, don't put yourself down,
Julie.
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You're not a bad lookin' girl.
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Allison:
Jimmy, we had such great times
together.
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What happened to us?
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Jim:
Well, you know...I got busy with
my music...
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Started travelling around with
the band.
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Allison:
Yeah.
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Well, I guess that's the same
thing that happened to me.
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After mom died...Dad was all
alone.
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He got to depend on me.
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Jim:
Yeah, you two were always close.
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Allison:
He's had some rough times.
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You know?
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If he could just clinch this
merger...I've got to make it
happen.
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Jim:
Hey...take it easy.
248
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,388
If it's not this deal, there'll
be another.
249
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,430
Allison:
I don't think so, Jimmy.
250
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,934
He's down to his last card.
251
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,267
Martin:
Hi, Allison.
252
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,902
Allison:
Hi, dad...Mr. Collins.
253
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,939
Brad:
Ah...brad, please.
254
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:31,943
Allison:
All right.
255
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,864
This is Jim Lawrence, an old
friend of mine.
256
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:39,323
Brad:
Hi, Lawrence...Well, what do you
say the three of us play a
little Blackjack before dinner?
257
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,117
Allison:
I don't know how to play.
258
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:46,790
Brad:
You stick with me, honey and
I'll teach you everything you
ever need to know.
259
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,292
Allison:
Well...i think I'll change for
dinner first.
260
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,375
Brad:
Don't be too long.
261
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:51,169
I'm gonna need you to help me
count my winnings.
262
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,632
Martin:
So you hurry along, honey.
263
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,172
Allison:
Jimmy, you want to come with us?
264
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,297
Jim:
No, you go ahead.
265
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,183
I'd just be in the way ...
266
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,761
Business before pleasure....
267
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,767
But I'd like to see you later
tonight after my set.
268
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,191
Allison:
Okay.
269
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,149
That's what I call a pleasure.
270
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,164
Sandra:
How much whiskey can you drink?
271
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,537
Mark:
How much whiskey is there?
272
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,665
Sandra:
Al says your autobiography's
gonna be a smash.
273
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,633
And you only have one chapter
yet to go?
274
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:42,554
Mark:
Hm-hm...the truth is...I haven't
a clue how to finish it.
275
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:46,556
Sandra:
How can you write a whole book
and not know how it ends?
276
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,850
Mark:
It is an autobiography, you
know.
277
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:53,484
I'm not quite dead yet...Like
your husband.
278
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,694
Sandra:
What do you mean?
279
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,074
Mark:
Well, if I were on a cruise with
a beautiful woman
280
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,702
I wouldn't spend my time reading
how another man makes love.
281
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:02,530
Sandra:
Oh?
282
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,525
Well, what would you do?
283
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,747
Mark:
Oh...oh...oh...is that a dare?
284
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,041
Sandra:
Oh, no, no, no.
285
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,087
You promised me that after your
drink you'd go back to your
cabin.
286
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,052
Mark:
Well, i'd...I'd like to, but not
alone.
287
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,763
Sandra:
Uh-uh.
288
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:26,473
I don't intend to be another
chapter in your book.
289
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,892
Mark:
Well, think about it, Sandra.
290
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,437
Oh...oh...I'd love to
immortalize you.
291
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:41,072
Doc:
You know, I've never read any of
Mark littlejohn's books, but I
hear they're kind of sexy.
292
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,783
Gopher:
Well, let me put it this
way...The last one I bought, I
read under a cold shower.
293
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,115
Captain:
Ah, there you are, Julie.
294
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,001
I just want to thank you for
spending so much time with uncle
Cyrus.
295
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,079
He's having a ball.
296
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,754
Doc:
Real son-of-a-gun, isn't he?
297
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,092
Julie:
Hm, you can say that again.
298
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,628
Gopher:
Boy, I've never seen an old guy
with so much pep.
299
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,262
He sure is in great shape.
300
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,799
Captain:
Well, he always took good care
of his body.
301
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,973
Doc:
Now he's trying to take care of
yours.
302
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:10,393
Cyrus:
Oh, there you are, nephew...No
wonder we're going around in
circles.
303
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,894
Nobody's running the ship.
304
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:21,106
Captain:
Oh, uncle Cyrus, you haven't
changed.
305
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,613
Captain:
I didn't know it was your
birthday.
306
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,445
Cyrus:
It's not.
307
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,989
But it's always somebody's
birthday.
308
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:25,912
Nine o'clock.
309
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:26,780
Okay?
310
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,275
Oh, no presents please.
311
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,787
Ah, maybe a little watch.
312
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:31,829
Captain:
How 'bout you, Julie?
313
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,082
You coming to the party?
314
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,123
Julie:
Ah...no, sir.
315
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,746
I've got a big day tomorrow.
316
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:40,133
Captain:
Well, so do I, but I wouldn't
miss one of cy's party for the
world.
317
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,592
See you at nine.
318
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,763
Doc:
Oh, come on, Julie.
319
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,801
So the old man got a little
impulsive this afternoon.
320
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,755
He's probably starved for
affection.
321
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,676
Julie:
Well, I'm not gonna be part of
his diet.
322
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,314
Gopher:
Don't worry.
323
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,890
We're all gonna be there.
324
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,975
If Cyrus foster so much as
puckers his lips, we'll form a
circle around you.
325
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,692
Doc:
Besides, why hurt an old man's
feelings?
326
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,192
Gopher:
Yeah.
327
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:00,984
Julie:
Okay.
328
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,316
I'll go.
329
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,491
Doc:
Thatta girl.
330
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,649
But go easy on the lip gloss.
331
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,657
You don't want to turn the old
man on.
332
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,680
Martin:
Well, you certainly taught them
how to play Blackjack, Brad.
333
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,688
What a gambler.
334
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,359
You...you have nerves like
steel.
335
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,018
Brad:
Well, I'm just a natural winner.
336
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,186
Isaac:
There you go.
337
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:47,034
Three scotch rocks...And, of
course you make the third.
338
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:47,662
Okay?
339
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:48,698
Brad:
Hold it, buddy.
340
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,201
This is bar scotch.
341
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,032
Isaac:
Oh, no, sir.
342
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,866
That's the brand that you
ordered.
343
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,161
Brad:
Just take it back and bring us
three more.
344
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,044
Okay?
345
00:15:56,121 --> 00:16:02,341
Isaac:
Of course...Thank you.
346
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:09,717
Brad:
Well, Marty, this little merger
of ours has side benefits I've
never even imagined.
347
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,102
Martin:
Brad...about our two companies.
348
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,559
Brad:
Plenty of time to talk about
business, Marty.
349
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,890
Right now I feel like dancing.
350
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,234
How 'bout it, Allison?
351
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,809
Allison:
Yes of course.
352
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,411
Jim:
Thank you.
353
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,118
Thank you very much.
354
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:36,698
Ladies and gentlemen, right now
I'd like to do a song for a very
dear friend of mine....
355
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,827
Someone I wish were more than
just a friend...
356
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:44,214
And the lady's name is...Miss
Julie McCoy.
357
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:09,032
Sandra:
Al, do you love me?
358
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,911
Alfred:
Sure.
359
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,069
Sandra:
You say sure, but how do I know?
360
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:14,778
Alfred:
Well, you asked me.
361
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,787
And I tell you.
362
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,659
Sandra:
Well, that's the point.
363
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,786
I mean why should I have to ask
you?
364
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,292
Couldn't you just sometimes tell
me?
365
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,963
Alfred:
It never comes up.
366
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,341
Sandra:
Never comes up?
367
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,459
If I don't bring it up in a
conversation, you don't think
about it.
368
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,087
Alfred:
Sandra, I know our love is
there.
369
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:35,635
It's like...It's like my neck.
370
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,811
Sandra:
Your love for me is like your
neck?
371
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,140
Alfred:
Sure.
372
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,774
I know it's there, but I don't
think about it...Unless it
rains.
373
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,443
Sandra:
Oh, terrific.
374
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,151
Every time it rains you love me.
375
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:46,981
Alfred:
No.
376
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:51,486
Every time it rains my neck
hurts.
377
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,490
Sandra:
So what it comes down to, is
your love for me is like a pain
in the neck.
378
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:59,124
Alfred:
Wrong...this conversation is a
pain in the neck.
379
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:08,342
Sandra:
I'll bet when it rains Mark
littlejohn doesn't think about
his neck.
380
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:13,300
Alfred:
Mark littlejohn can only think
about his next drink.
381
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,143
Sandra:
I bet he likes to lie in bed and
listen to the rain.
382
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,140
He's a romantic.
383
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,102
Alfred:
A romantic?
384
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,681
Sandy, Mark littlejohn is a
crazy person.
385
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:29,648
Oh, he's a great writer, but
he's like a child...He acts out
every one of his fantasies.
386
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,693
Sandra:
Maybe other people ought to.
387
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:35,277
Alfred:
Other people know that life is
more than just fun and games.
388
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,034
Sandra:
Our life could stand a little
more fun and games.
389
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:40,036
Alfred:
Ah, Sandra, grow up.
390
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:43,868
Sandra:
Oh, Alfred, get with it.
391
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,915
Alfred:
It must be raining somewhere.
392
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,850
Cyrus:
Welcome to the club Cyrus.
393
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:01,848
Julie:
Hello everybody...Oh, where is
everybody?
394
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,602
Cyrus:
Oh...they'll be here in a
minute.
395
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,345
Why don't you have a drink,
Julie.
396
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,396
Something to get the ball
rolling.
397
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,070
Julie:
Oh, I was hoping the ball would
already be rolling.
398
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,360
You sure the others are coming?
399
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,613
Cyrus:
Ah, they'd better.
400
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,695
I just opened up a fresh can of
peanuts there on the nightstand.
401
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,450
Julie:
Oh!!!
402
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,373
Mr. Foster.
403
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,240
What on earth.
404
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,196
You're old enough to be my
grandfather!
405
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,037
Cyrus:
Forget sun city.
406
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,251
This is fun city.
407
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,540
Julie:
Mr. Foster
408
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:31,423
stop it...Mr. Foster
409
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,963
Cyrus:
You can call me Cyrus.
410
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,296
Julie:
What are you doing?
411
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,761
Cyrus:
I'm proposing.
412
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,762
Julie:
Well, behave yourself and let go
of me!
413
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,095
Cyrus:
I like your spunk, girl.
414
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,769
You and I could make beautiful
music together.
415
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,889
Julie:
Get yourself a tape deck.
416
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:46,886
Cyrus:
Aw, come on, Julie.
417
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,227
Don't play so hard to get.
418
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,942
I'm really a nice guy once you
get to know me.
419
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,442
I grow on people.
420
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,613
Julie:
Plant yourself on somebody
else!...Oh, look.
421
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,653
Mr. Foster...Look!
422
00:19:55,736 --> 00:20:00,486
What on earth is that couple
doing out there?!!!
423
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,794
Cyrus:
What couple?
424
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,329
...is it something I said?
425
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,336
Allison:
Ah, you're gonna hate me.
426
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,303
Jim:
You can't keep our date tonight.
427
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,303
Allison:
I really should be with my
father and Brad.
428
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:25,966
Hey, you do understand, don't
you?
429
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:26,808
Jim:
Oh, I'm not sure.
430
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,942
Convince me again....I have an
idea...
431
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,691
Tomorrow we're gonna be in
Puerta vallarta for the day.
432
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,574
Why don't I give you a guided
tour?
433
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,612
Allison:
Gee, I don't know about that.
434
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:43,115
I need some convincing.
435
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:50,000
Jim:
Pick you up at nine...Anymore
convincing and I'm not gonna let
you go.
436
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,542
Allison:
See you in the morning.
437
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,972
Gopher:
Hm-hm...check that out
438
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:04,681
Julie:
Hey, guys...How could you not
show up?
439
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,983
How could you leave me there all
alone with that old lecher!
440
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,728
Doc:
Julie, he called all of us up
and cancelled.
441
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,691
Isaac:
Yeah, he said he wanted to catch
up on his sleep.
442
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:17,362
Julie:
Well, that's not all he wanted
to catch up on....
443
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,652
Of all the sneaky, devious,
deceitful tricks.
444
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,697
Gopher:
Yeah.
445
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,080
Sounds like your technique, doc.
446
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,538
Julie:
You guys, that is not funny.
447
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:33,579
This man is nothing but a wolf
in...In...In senior citizen's
clothing.
448
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,587
Isaac:
Well, maybe you should speak to
the captain.
449
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,009
Julie:
Oh...yeah...and say what?
450
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,628
Gopher:
And tell him the truth.
451
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:44,545
Say, captain, your uncle is a
dirty old man who can't keep his
hands to himself.
452
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,216
Isaac:
Yeah, that...That sounds like a
good idea to me.
453
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:52,265
Julie:
Oh, yeah, that's terrific...You
guys, the captain happens to
idolize his uncle Cyrus.
454
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,732
I can't do that.
455
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:59,693
I'm just gonna have to stay out
of the old goat's way...Yeah,
sure.
456
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:00,606
Why not?
457
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,074
It's a big ship.
458
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,065
Doc:
You want to raise the ante?
459
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,276
Isaac/gopher:
Yeah.
460
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,831
Cyrus:
Julie, want to go skinny-dipping
in the pool?
461
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,428
Mark:
Ahh...marvelous.
462
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,934
Sandra:
I'm not here to make love.
463
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,426
Mark:
Oh, I didn't ask you to.
464
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,137
Sandra:
Well, don't ask.
465
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,766
Mark:
I don't have to ask.
466
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,603
Sandra:
Mark, please.
467
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,477
I...i really don't know why i'm
here.
468
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:37,944
Mark:
Why?
469
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:38,323
Who cares why?
470
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,608
You're here.
471
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:41,902
Would you like to have a drink?
472
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,275
Sandra:
No, thanks.
473
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:46,572
Mark:
Would you like to have a talk?
474
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:50,616
Sandra:
If you promise not to try to
talk me into...I don't know
what.
475
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:59,132
Mark:
I promise...So, I suppose Alfred
will be showing you the sights
in puerto vallarta tomorrow?
476
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,751
Sandra:
No, he'll be working.
477
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:01,837
Mark:
Ahh...
478
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:05,012
Sandra:
I was planning on seeing the
town alone.
479
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,472
Mark:
That's impossible.
480
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,641
You need a guided tour.
481
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,140
Sandra:
I suppose you're the guide?
482
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,483
Mark:
Manana, senora.
483
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,228
Sandra:
Manana, senor.
484
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,368
Julie:
Excuse me, sir.
485
00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:22,836
Captain:
You know, puerto vallarta's one
of my favorite places.
486
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:28,509
Maybe I'll settle down here when
I retire and hang up my ship on
the old locker room wall.
487
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,392
Julie:
Yes, sir...Um, sir...
488
00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:33,679
Captain:
What's on your mind, Julie?
489
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,063
Julie:
Well, sir, it's about your
uncle.
490
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,020
Mr. Foster
491
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:39,479
captain:
Uncle Cyrus...Oh, I almost
forgot.
492
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,771
He wants to have cocktails and
dinner with you tonight.
493
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,815
You know, I think he's taking
quite a shine to you.
494
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:44,819
Julie:
Yes, sir.
495
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,440
Well, you see, it's more than
just a shine.
496
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:47,566
Captain:
Then I take it it's a yes.
497
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,322
Uncle will be delighted.
498
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:54,905
Cyrus:
Yoo-hoo, nephew.
499
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:58,373
Captain:
Uncle, looks like you and Julie
have a date.
500
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:03,535
Cyrus:
Isn't that
nice...Mmmm...Mm...Let's say at
five.
501
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,247
I'll pick you up at your cabin.
502
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,547
Captain:
That's my uncle.
503
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,260
Always the gentleman.
504
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,720
Julie:
Yes, isn't he?
505
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,511
Excuse me
506
00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:20,725
Captain:
Ah, splendid scenery, isn't it?
507
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,480
Cyrus:
Splendid scenery.
508
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,614
Martin:
Oh...jim.
509
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:32,816
Jim:
Hello, Mr. Scott
510
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,156
is Allison ready?
511
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,411
Martin:
Well, you just missed her.
512
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:40,122
She...went into puerto vallarta
with Brad.
513
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:40,995
Jim:
Oh, I see.
514
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:41,871
Okay.
515
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,457
Martin:
She said to say she was sorry.
516
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:46,291
She said you'd understand.
517
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,088
Jim:
Yeah, I understand.
518
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,432
You are really an expert on
Mexico.
519
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:57,563
Are you kidding me?
520
00:25:57,639 --> 00:26:00,019
I happened to owned every record
from mazola mazola made.
521
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,770
What?
522
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,362
Sandra:
How much did you pay for this?
523
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:11,362
Mark:
Who knows.
524
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:15,824
Whenever I'm in a foreign
country I take whatever money I
have in my pocket, hold it out
and pray.
525
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,657
Sandra:
And you call yourself a guide?
526
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:27,672
Mark:
Si, senora...Now this...This is
the most romantic hotel in all
of puerto vallarta.
527
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:28,462
Sandra:
Oh, really?
528
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,955
Mark:
Oh yes.
529
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:34,626
It has an enchanting little bar
that serves the best margaritas
in town...
530
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:41,348
And in every room they have
beautiful hand-carved
four-poster beds...
531
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,523
Something no tourist should
miss.
532
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:46,983
Sandra:
That would be crazy.
533
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,403
Mark:
Of course it would be crazy.
534
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:52,861
But I've never known a moment
that mattered that wasn't
crazy....
535
00:26:52,944 --> 00:27:04,714
All right, all right...At least
we can have the best Margarita
in town.
536
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,209
Julie:
I still can't believe it.
537
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,881
Not only did I not tell the
captain about his uncle,
538
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,090
i somehow got roped into
cocktails and dinner with the
old buzzard.
539
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:17,053
Gopher:
The captain?...Oh, the other old
buzzard.
540
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,595
Julie:
The worst part is, he's coming
to my cabin to pick me up.
541
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,389
What am I gonna do?
542
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:28,363
Isaac:
I suggest you wear a beautiful
gown...Some attractive
jewelry...And track shoes.
543
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,858
Doc:
Hey, wait guys...Guys, this is
no laughing matter.
544
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,530
Now somebody should teach him a
lesson.
545
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,859
Isaac:
Sounds like he's doing all right
without lessons.
546
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,244
Julie:
I wish my aunt Phoebe were here.
547
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,531
She'd teach him a lesson.
548
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:38,574
Gopher:
Who's that?
549
00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:39,566
Julie:
My aunt Phoebe.
550
00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:42,157
She's a vice cop in Milwaukee.
551
00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:47,583
Sort of like Angie Dickinson
without the blonde hair or the
great body or the beautiful
face.
552
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:51,285
Doc:
Oh, a female Kojak.
553
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:54,418
Julie:
Phoebe busts guys like uncle
Cyrus for breakfast.
554
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,086
But that's just wishful
thinking.
555
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,934
She's in Milwaukee.
556
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:04,389
Doc:
Ah, Julie...If you like...I
could slip on a dress and I
could be your aunt Phoebe.
557
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:08,444
Julie:
You know, doc...I think that
could work.
558
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:08,940
Doc:
No, no.
559
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:09,350
I...just kidding.
560
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:10,397
Gopher:
Why?
561
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,270
You've got nice legs.
562
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,687
Isaac:
Sure.
563
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,105
Shave those legs...Slip on some
pantyhose...And who's gonna
know.
564
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,735
Doc:
Ah, the ship's doctor can't do
that.
565
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:19,912
I'm on call all the time.
566
00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:21,449
Gopher: Right.
567
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:25,623
Isaac:
Guys, I'd like to do it, but
they'd never buy me as Julie's
aunt...
568
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:31,460
Moustache.
569
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:35,173
Julie:
Hey...
570
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:39,965
Gopher:
Now wait a minute...Ah...Ah...
571
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:46,271
I don't have a thing to
wear...Okay...All right, I'll do
it.
572
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:47,639
But remember this.
573
00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:51,645
Just because I'm a purser...Does
not mean I have to carry a
purse.
574
00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:52,729
Doc:
Can I have this next dance?
575
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:04,159
Allison:
Daddy, you in there?
576
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:04,952
Martin:
Hi.
577
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:05,914
Allison:
Hi.
578
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,334
Oh, dad, Brad and I had the
greatest time.
579
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,503
And have I got news for you.
580
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,832
Martin:
Oh, I hope it's about the
merger.
581
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,706
If it doesn't go through, i'm
wiped out.
582
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,003
Allison:
Well, dad, would you let me tell
you.
583
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:19,837
Now Brad said something abut
keeping you on as a consultant
after the deal is made.
584
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:20,804
Martin:
Seriously?
585
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:21,974
Allison:
Yes.
586
00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:25,471
Martin:
Ah-ha...allison...what would I
do without you?
587
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:26,005
Allison:
Me?
588
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,217
I didn't do anything.
589
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,557
Martin:
Well, you just clinched the
deal, that's all.
590
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:35,233
But tell me, honey...The
truth...Wouldn't you rather have
spent the day with Jim?
591
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,855
I mean this Brad Collins isn't
the kind of guy you...
592
00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:42,072
Allison:
Look, dad...I really like Brad.
593
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,695
Martin:
Really?
594
00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:45,031
Allison:
Really.
595
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,713
Alfred:
This doesn't make any sense,
Sandra.
596
00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:00,916
How can you leave me when we're
out in the middle of the ocean?
597
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:02,007
Sandra:
Try to understand, Alfred.
598
00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:04,681
I'm not abandoning ship, i'm
just abandoning you.
599
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,801
Alfred:
You're abandoning your senses.
600
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,768
Sandra:
Maybe I am a little crazy.
601
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:10,558
Maybe it's time I got a little
crazy.
602
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,602
That's your trouble, al.
603
00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:12,604
You're...you're never crazy.
604
00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,805
And your never being crazy has
driven me crazy.
605
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,396
Alfred:
Oh no, that's not your thinking.
606
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,401
That's Mark littlejohn.
607
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,073
Sandra:
Mark loves me.
608
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:26,371
Alfred:
Mark littlejohn doesn't love
anybody but himself....Give me
another chance.
609
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,279
Sandra:
It's too late.
610
00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:31,158
You wasted all your chances.
611
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:46,643
Allison:
Hi.
612
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:47,929
Jim:
Hello.
613
00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,562
Allison:
Gee listen, Jim, I'm sorry.
614
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,099
Can we talk?
615
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,482
Jim:
I've got a rehearsal.
616
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:56,439
Allison:
Hey, my father means more to me
than anything in the world.
617
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,271
He needs this deal.
618
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:01,396
That's why I went ashore with
Brad.
619
00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:03,824
Jim:
Well, why didn't you come to my
cabin and tell me that yourself?
620
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:06,453
Allison:
I didn't have a chance.
621
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,201
Please don't be mad at me.
622
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,293
I wanted to go with you.
623
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:14,458
Honest.
624
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:19,249
I promise I'll never do anything
like that to you again.
625
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:25,835
Jim:
You can do that to me anytime
you want to.
626
00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,335
Allison:
Am I forgiven?
627
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:31,967
Jim:
Um...you don't get away that
easy...
628
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:33,676
Now you're forgiven.
629
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,096
I don't want to rush you into
anything...
630
00:31:38,187 --> 00:31:41,437
Allison:
Jimmy, you're not rushing me.
631
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,284
Jim:
What about this guy, Brad?
632
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:45,489
Allison:
That's business and business
only.
633
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,780
Okay?
634
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:56,544
Jim:
Okay...want me to take off?
635
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,373
Allison:
Would you mind?
636
00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:59,167
Jim:
No.
637
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:03,210
We'll take up where we left off
later.
638
00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:08,176
Brad:
Who is that guy?
639
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,219
Allison:
Oh, he's just an old friend.
640
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:11,143
Brad:
Well, let's just keep it that
way.
641
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,350
Okay?
642
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:16,811
Now how 'bout a nice kiss for a
new friend?
643
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,712
Mark:
How much whiskey can you drink?
644
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:43,171
Sandra:
How much whiskey is there?
645
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:48,222
Alfred:
I hope you two will be very
happy together.
646
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,179
Mark:
Well, thank you, Alfred.
647
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,218
We're...we're gonna try to be.
648
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,512
Alfred:
She's a wonderful woman.
649
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:54,556
Mark:
Exceptional.
650
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,719
Alfred:
Smart.
651
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,888
Mark:
Sexy.
652
00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:01,226
Sandra:
You guys left out sophisticated.
653
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,862
Alfred:
I also left out loyal.
654
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:04,860
Mark:
Alfred, don't worry.
655
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,861
I'll take very good care of her.
656
00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:15,578
Alfred:
For Pete's sake, Sandra, don't
you know what your life will be
like married to this lush?
657
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,410
Mark:
Hey, I beg your pardon.
658
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,826
Who said anything about
marriage?
659
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:25,134
I'm a charter member of the
a.M.A....Against marriage
absolutely.
660
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:27,711
Alfred:
That's very funny.
661
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:28,507
I like that.
662
00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:30,629
Good.
663
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:37,056
Mark:
You should have stayed in
publishing 'cause now you're
into my specialty...
664
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,153
Down with marriage.
665
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:52,454
This is for free love!
666
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,950
Alfred:
There's nothing free about
Sandra's love.
667
00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:57,292
If you want it, it's gonna cost
you.
668
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,421
Slipper, are you alright?
669
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,091
Hold on, just a second.
670
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:11,632
Sandra:
Stop it!
671
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:12,296
Enough!
672
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:12,973
Stop it!
673
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:13,380
Stop it!
674
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:14,468
Both of you!!
675
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:15,342
Stop it!
676
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:16,718
Enough.
677
00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:17,514
Stop it!!!
678
00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:56,342
Captain:
Stop it!
679
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:57,297
Stop it!
680
00:34:57,386 --> 00:34:59,636
This is your captain and that is
an order!!
681
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:03,142
Alfred:
This is to defend a woman's
honor.
682
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:12,573
Mark:
You're more interested in the
woman's honor, than the woman
herself.
683
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,862
Alfred:
I am interested in Sandra.
684
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,367
She's my whole life.
685
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:24,290
Sandra:
Stop it, Mark.
686
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,372
You've done enough.
687
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:32,376
Alfred...alfred...
688
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:35,133
Alfred:
Was that crazy enough for you.
689
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,296
Sandra:
Al, you're not experienced
enough to be that crazy.
690
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,067
Julie:
Hi...
691
00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:53,939
Gopher:
Hi...how do you like it?
692
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,736
Left over from one of our
masquerade balls.
693
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,241
Julie:
You know Cyrus will be here any
minute.
694
00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,412
You're late.
695
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,950
Gopher:
I had a little trouble getting
into my bra.
696
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:01,783
Well, do you like it?
697
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,288
Do I look like your aunt?
698
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,369
Julie:
You look like my uncle.
699
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:07,334
Gopher:
Your uncle wore a bra?
700
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:08,575
Julie:
Come on, gopher, let's be
serious.
701
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:09,576
We don't have much time.
702
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:10,417
Now let's rehearse this.
703
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,631
Gopher:
Right.
704
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,341
Julie:
You'll be hiding outside...Cyrus
will come in here.
705
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:17,551
If he should happen to make a
pass, I will ring the
bell....And you come running.
706
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,093
Right?
707
00:36:19,176 --> 00:36:19,756
Gopher:
One question.
708
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:20,934
Julie:
What?
709
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:24,472
Gopher:
Does this lip gloss go with my
nail Polish?
710
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:27,097
Julie:
Outside!
711
00:36:27,184 --> 00:36:28,314
Gopher:
Ringy-dingy.
712
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:32,690
Gopher:
Hi, sailor.
713
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,193
Captain:
Good afternoon.
714
00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:13,114
Cyrus:
Forget the dining room, we'll
have dinner here.
715
00:37:13,189 --> 00:37:16,319
Julie:
Ah, Mr. Foster, you came here to
take me out for cocktails.
716
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,570
Cyrus:
Well, first we'll have a little
appetizer.
717
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,913
How 'bout a little kiss?
718
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:25,529
If you think I'm gonna retire to
a neutral corner, you've got
another thing coming.
719
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,038
Julie:
Hurry up!!!
720
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:30,539
Cyrus:
I'm chasing you as fast as I
can.
721
00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:41,005
Gopher:
Okay, Mac, you've mauled your
last innocent.
722
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,512
Phoebe McCoy, Milwaukee vice.
723
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:43,843
I'm takin' you in.
724
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:44,848
Cyrus:
What?!!!
725
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:45,549
Gopher:
You heard, Mac.
726
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,258
Let's go quietly.
727
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,058
Cyrus:
Go where?
728
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:48,470
We're in the middle of the
ocean.
729
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:49,727
Who is this?
730
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:50,939
Gopher:
Julie's aunt Phoebe.
731
00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:53,438
And keep your hands off my
niece, or I'll bend your bones.
732
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,521
And you can take that to the
bank.
733
00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:56,356
Cyrus:
Aunt Phoebe?
734
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,110
Julie:
Yes.
735
00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:04,412
Cyrus:
Ah, aunt Phoebe...I...I can
explain this...It's just a
casual dinner date.
736
00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:05,700
Julie:
Well, the date's off.
737
00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:07,993
I'm having dinner with my aunt.
738
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:11,037
Phoebe would you keep an eye on
this guy while I freshen up?
739
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:14,542
Gopher:
Sure, honey...How could you?
740
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:19,375
My own little niece.
741
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:22,173
Cyrus:
Oh...I'm sorry, aunt Phoebe.
742
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:26,428
I'm...I'm an uncle myself and I
know exactly the way you feel.
743
00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:28,392
I promise never to lay a hand on
her again.
744
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,352
Gopher:
I should hope not.
745
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:34,403
Cyrus:
No, I...I need a much more
mature woman...
746
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:38,728
Somebody with
experience....Who's...Who's been
around...Like yourself.
747
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:39,226
Gopher:
Back off.
748
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,357
I'm a policewoman.
749
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:41,443
Cyrus:
I can't help myself.
750
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:47,237
I'm a nut for law and order...
751
00:38:47,324 --> 00:38:53,794
You're a guy...You're the
assistant purser...I kissed an
assistant purser.
752
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:55,879
Gopher:
You're lucky.
753
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:57,788
You almost got the doctor.
754
00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:59,587
Cyrus:
This is entrapment.
755
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,260
I'm gonna report you two to the
captain.
756
00:39:01,338 --> 00:39:02,548
Gopher:
Go ahead, Mr. Foster,
757
00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:06,141
I'm sure the captain would love
to know what caused all of this.
758
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:16,103
Cyrus:
I don't know why I carry on this
way.
759
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:29,907
I was married to Edith for
thirty-two years ...Rest her
soul...I never once...
760
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:36,502
Funny...funny how lonely you can
get when you lose the most
important one.
761
00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:47,642
I...i know it isn't much,
but...I guess it's the only
excuse I have...Julie, can you
ever forgive me?
762
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:52,928
Julie:
Of course I can, mr.Foster,
but...You've got to change your
ways.
763
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:57,095
Gopher:
Have you tried bingo, Mr.
foster?
764
00:39:57,186 --> 00:40:01,106
Cyrus:
I guess this means dinner's off.
765
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,820
Julie:
Not if you promise to behave
yourself.
766
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,320
Cyrus:
Oh, I promise.
767
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:08,952
Julie:
Then dinner's on...In the dining
room.
768
00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:12,161
Cyrus:
Gopher...will you join us?
769
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:21,593
Gopher:
Oh...I'm not dressed for
dinner...See you back at the
precinct.....Toodles.
770
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:30,764
Captain:
Gopher!!!
771
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,175
Has this ship gone mad?
772
00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:44,153
Allison:
Jim...
773
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,033
Jim:
Allison, do me a favor...Just
leave me alone.
774
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,820
All right?
775
00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:49,073
Allison:
I don't understand.
776
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:52,865
Jim:
Look, it's over between us...So
let's forget about it.
777
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:54,870
Allison:
Jimmy, what are you talking
about?
778
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,662
Jim:
This little game you've been
playing...
779
00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:00,826
You and your dad are nothing but
a couple of cheap hustlers.
780
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,666
He's got you hitting on this guy
just to clinch a deal.
781
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:13,465
Martin:
Allison...jim...it was all my
fault.
782
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:19,064
I wanted this deal so badly that
I...I closed my eyes to what was
really happening.
783
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:22,403
Allison was just trying to help
me.
784
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,690
Please forgive her.
785
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:27,685
Forgive me.
786
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:35,739
Jim:
Mr. Scott, I'm in love with your
daughter.
787
00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:36,906
But she....
788
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:38,044
Martin:
Leave it to me.
789
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,870
I'll straighten this out.
790
00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:50,925
Brad:
Marty, look at here.
791
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,588
I found my dancing partner.
792
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:53,636
Martin:
Forget dancing for a minute,
Brad.
793
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:54,599
Let's talk business.
794
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,888
Brad:
Later, Marty.
795
00:41:55,971 --> 00:42:00,311
Martin:
No, now...Allison, wait for me
at the table please.
796
00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:03,102
Thank you.
797
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,437
Brad:
What's this all about?
798
00:42:04,521 --> 00:42:09,071
Martin:
Look, I came on board to discuss
a deal.
799
00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:11,611
Allison is not part of it.
800
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:15,565
Brad:
Just who do you think you are,
laying down rules to me?
801
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:19,288
You need this merger, buster,
and you need it bad.
802
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,460
Martin:
I don't need it that bad.
803
00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:24,329
The deal is off.
804
00:42:30,547 --> 00:42:32,167
Allison:
Oh, daddy, what did you do?
805
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:36,888
Martin:
Well, let's just say that...He's
not the kind of guy I want to do
business with.
806
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,511
Allison:
But dad...
807
00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:42,477
Martin:
Look, there's a guy up there
that I happen to know is nuts
about you.
808
00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:44,649
And I think the feeling's
mutual...
809
00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:53,572
Why don't the two of you go out
on the dance floor and talk this
thing over?
810
00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:07,843
Sax.
811
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:20,560
Allison:
Jim, I...
812
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,202
Martin:
Who is it?
813
00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:51,455
Brad:
It's Brad.
814
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:54,255
Brad:
Martin, I want you to sign these
papers.
815
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:57,890
Martin:
What's this all about?
816
00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:02,008
Brad:
Remember I told you I always get
what I want?
817
00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:05,387
Well, I don't.
818
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:08,976
I don't get people knocking
themselves out for me the way
your kid did for you.
819
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,899
Martin:
Well, Allison's my daughter.
820
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,822
She cares about me.
821
00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:16,401
Brad:
Other people care about you,
too, Martin.
822
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:20,067
You know how to make that
happen....And that's what i'm
buying.
823
00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:21,737
So sign right here.
824
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:23,325
Martin:
What?
825
00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:26,040
Brad:
Here's a pen...As soon as you
put your name on that dotted
line
826
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:29,211
we'll get Allison and we'll take
her out and celebrate.
827
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:30,581
Martin:
Forget Allison.
828
00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,457
Brad:
Allison and Jim.
829
00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:33,964
It is Jim, isn't it?
830
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:35,086
Martin:
Yeah.
831
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:39,182
Brad:
I want to get to know the whole
damn family.
832
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,596
Sandra:
I'm sorry for putting you
through all that.
833
00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,274
Alfred:
Well, I'm not.
834
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:52,773
I'd be a lot sorrier if I kept
on going the way it was going
and let you slip away.
835
00:44:52,856 --> 00:45:00,356
I love you....Hey, you start
that and we're liable to wind up
in bed again.......
836
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,790
Go away.
837
00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:07,450
Mark:
Hello!
838
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:14,248
Hello!
839
00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:16,086
Mark:
Here's the final chapter,
Alfred.
840
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:18,471
It is unforgettable.
841
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:19,879
Alfred:
Drop it off in my office, will
ya?
842
00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:24,137
My wife and I have other
plans...And they are going to be
unforgettable.
843
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,354
Be careful about that.
844
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:02,683
Martin:
Hey, you two...Save it for
later.
845
00:46:02,759 --> 00:46:04,009
You're holding up the ship.
846
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:05,264
Brad:
Forget about the ship.
847
00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:08,215
They're holding up the biggest
merger since sears and roebuck.
848
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:11,767
Jim:
Sorry, man...We're workin' on a
merger of our own.
849
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:17,323
Captain:
Goodbye.
850
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,649
Come see us again.
851
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:19,824
Bye bye.
852
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:22,612
Mark:
Ah, captain...It's a fine ship
you've got here.
853
00:46:22,696 --> 00:46:24,236
It was a wonderful cruise.
854
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,623
Captain:
And quite memorable.
855
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:28,700
Mark: Yes, i'm...Sorry about the
fracas.
856
00:46:28,785 --> 00:46:31,075
I'm sure my publisher will pay
for any damages.
857
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,713
Captain:
I've already spoken to Mr.
newberry.
858
00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:35,749
He said he'd pay for
everything...Out of your
royalties.
859
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:39,054
Mark:
Well, I didn't mind Alfred
giving me a clout in the head,
860
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:42,169
but hitting me in the
wallet...That's going a mite too
far, don't you think?
861
00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:51,055
Alfred:
Aren't you gonna say goodbye to
Mark?
862
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:53,391
Sandra:
I just want to say hello to you.
863
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:14,622
Cyrus:
Great ship, merrill...Wonderful
crew, especially Julie.
864
00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:16,746
You know, I've got quite a crush
on that girl.
865
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:17,583
Captain:
Oh, come on, uncle Cyrus.
866
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,548
Isn't she a little too young for
you?
867
00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:21,088
Cyrus:
Of course she is.
868
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:26,721
Merrill, what do you think I
am...A cradle-snatcher?
869
00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:31,812
Julie...gopher I want to thank
you both for a wonderful time.
870
00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,390
Julie:
Well, uncle Cyrus is was great
having you aboard.
871
00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:36,896
It was a real challenge.
872
00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,149
Gopher:
I won't forget you in a hurry.
873
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,611
Cyrus:
I won't forget you, gopher...
874
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,941
Cute knees.
875
00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:46,946
Julie:
Take care of yourself, you old
cutie.
876
00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:47,410
Cyrus: Julie?
877
00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:48,069
Julie:
Hm?
878
00:47:48,156 --> 00:47:49,236
Cyrus:
One last question?
879
00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:50,704
Julie:
Sure?
880
00:47:50,784 --> 00:47:52,044
Cyrus:
You got a younger sister?
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