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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,003 --> 00:00:05,048 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2 00:00:15,934 --> 00:00:17,936 [KYLE GRUNTING AND PANTING] 3 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:33,201 KYLE: Can you go slower? 4 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,787 MIKE: Yeah, sorry. 5 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:41,084 Can I have the water bottle? 6 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,627 Yeah. 7 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:51,010 It's called a bidon. 8 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:53,888 What's in it? 9 00:00:53,972 --> 00:00:55,598 Orangina. 10 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,937 - Thanks. - No problem. 11 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,480 No, thanks for this. 12 00:01:02,564 --> 00:01:06,234 For getting me out here. I never would have thought of doing this. 13 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:08,945 - It's beautiful. - Yeah. 14 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:13,825 And I kind of need it because I've been getting fat. 15 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:17,662 Yeah. Most people get in shape before their wedding. 16 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:18,830 Yeah. 17 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,790 I... I didn't do that. 18 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:25,628 Yeah. Hey, when we hit the hill up here, try to keep, like, a steady cadence. 19 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:26,879 What's a cadence? 20 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:30,550 Your pedal cadence, it's the rhythm of your feet as they move. 21 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:33,553 - You want to keep them consistently moving. - All right. 22 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:37,390 So you're, like, really into this. 23 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:38,516 Cycling? 24 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,811 - Yeah. - Yeah. It's like... I love it. 25 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:44,355 You know, it's beautiful, you sweat a lot. 26 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:46,733 Helps me clear my head when, you know, uh... 27 00:01:47,734 --> 00:01:52,196 Maybe when I get back home, I can get a bike and we can do it together. 28 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,074 This could be, like, our thing. 29 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:58,369 - Yeah. That'd be cool. - Cool. 30 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:02,206 Mike, I'm getting married. How awesome is that? 31 00:02:03,249 --> 00:02:04,375 Awesome. 32 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:06,711 She's the best. 33 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:09,088 She's like the best person ever. 34 00:02:10,590 --> 00:02:12,967 I don't have to change to be with her, you know? 35 00:02:13,051 --> 00:02:16,846 Remember how Marissa made me get that Rob Thomas haircut 36 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:19,682 and Tina made me be an atheist for a year? 37 00:02:19,766 --> 00:02:21,684 - Yeah, I remember that. - Yeah. 38 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:23,311 Ava isn't like that. 39 00:02:24,354 --> 00:02:26,773 She loves me for who I am. 40 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:30,068 And I love her for who she is. 41 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:32,904 And I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. 42 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,697 Kyle, I slept with Ava. 43 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:36,908 What? 44 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:39,077 What do you mean "slept"? 45 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,121 Like, we sexually slept together. 46 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,623 Shit. 47 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:46,167 All right. 48 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:49,253 Oh, my God. 49 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,422 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 50 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:55,259 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 51 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,886 Now, when? 52 00:02:57,929 --> 00:03:00,306 When did you sleep together? 53 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:03,476 - I don't know the exact dates. I didn't... - Dates?! 54 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:06,396 - Dude, slow down, you should pace yourself. - Aah! 55 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:09,357 [GROANING] 56 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,693 - How long? - Like a quarter mile. 57 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:14,821 No, how long has this been going on? 58 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:17,031 When did it start?! 59 00:03:17,115 --> 00:03:19,117 When she moved to New York. 60 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,618 Three years ago! 61 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:22,954 This whole fucking time?! 62 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:24,247 No. 63 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,999 No, not the whole time. It was... You know. 64 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:30,545 It was before you guys started dating. 65 00:03:33,715 --> 00:03:35,508 [PANTING] 66 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:47,019 [BICYCLIST SHOUTS IN FRENCH] 67 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,024 [MIKE PANTING] 68 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,257 Okay. 69 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:18,550 Okay, Mike. 70 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,387 You guys slept together. 71 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,223 It happened. 72 00:04:26,476 --> 00:04:28,269 It's in the past. 73 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:31,105 It also happened in the present. 74 00:04:31,606 --> 00:04:34,358 Oh, fuck, Mike! Aah! 75 00:04:35,193 --> 00:04:38,029 Switch gears, you need to pedal at a higher cadence. 76 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:40,114 Fuck you, Mike. 77 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:44,535 You're like... You're like a real-life Judas. 78 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:49,791 On the plus side, that makes you like Jesus, so that's like a... 79 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:51,083 Was that a joke? 80 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,835 Are you making a joke? 81 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:54,462 You're right. 82 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,547 It was in bad taste. 83 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:02,512 - Kyle, what do you want me to say? - "I'm sorry"? 84 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:08,059 I didn't plan this, it sort of just like... 85 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,120 It happened. I don't know. 86 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,064 There's something about her, like she's smart and she's interesting 87 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,316 and she does this thing with her hips that I've never... 88 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:16,651 The hip thing? 89 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:20,029 She's my fiancée. You think I don't know about the hip thing? 90 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,989 - You're right. I'm sorry. - Oh... 91 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:24,367 If I catch you, I'm gonna kill you. 92 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,577 I know, that's why I waited for the hill. 93 00:05:26,661 --> 00:05:29,205 [GRUNTING] 94 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,959 Yeah, you got this. Come on. 95 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,418 - Mike, shut up. - Dig! 96 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,670 Fuck you! 97 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:36,963 Push it. 98 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:39,590 [YELLING] 99 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:42,552 Why are you doing this? 100 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:49,642 - I just thought you'd wanna know. - Why would I wanna know? 101 00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:52,353 I don't know, man. 102 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,232 You're getting married, and... 103 00:05:57,441 --> 00:06:01,362 - I'm your best man, I had to tell you. - You're not my best man anymore. 104 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:04,574 I wrote a speech. 105 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:06,742 I don't care. 106 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:12,707 Who's gonna be your best man? 107 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,250 Anybody, Mike. 108 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,295 Anybody but you is gonna be my best man. 109 00:06:28,306 --> 00:06:31,767 - That's like a $30 bidon. - What does "bidon" even mean? 110 00:06:31,851 --> 00:06:33,436 [HORN HONKING] 111 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:37,148 It's a French word for bicycle water bottle. 112 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,858 Go around! 113 00:06:39,901 --> 00:06:41,861 Go around! 114 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:44,113 Fucking go around! 115 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,115 [DRIVER SHOUTS IN FRENCH] 116 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,617 Asshole! 117 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:48,910 Fuck you. 118 00:06:48,993 --> 00:06:50,828 Motherfucker! 119 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,748 [♪♪♪] 120 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:50,346 DRIVER [IN FRENCH]: 121 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,806 [HORN HONKS AND TIRES SCREECH] 122 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,726 MIKE: Fuck you! 123 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:58,020 What the fuck is your problem, motherfucker? 124 00:07:58,104 --> 00:07:59,897 Fucking asshole. 125 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:02,024 Get the fuck off me! 126 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:05,444 [MIKE GRUNTING] 127 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,989 GIRL [IN FRENCH]: 128 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:09,865 DRIVER: 129 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,828 MIKE: Fucking stop! 130 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:14,829 [MIKE SHOUTS IN FRENCH] 131 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,205 [MIKE GROANING] 132 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:17,790 Okay, okay, okay... 133 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,501 [BLOW LANDS THEN MIKE GASPING] 134 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,880 [ENGINE STARTS] 135 00:08:25,006 --> 00:08:26,674 [RADIO PLAYING SOFT TUNE] 136 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:28,091 Oh, fuck. 137 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,553 Oh, fuck. 138 00:08:30,636 --> 00:08:31,470 Oh, holy shit. 139 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,264 [HORSE NEIGHS] 140 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,022 Oh, horses. 141 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,608 KYLE: Thought you were a good fighter. 142 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:48,112 MIKE: These shoes have no traction. 143 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:51,532 KYLE: Swear to me it won't happen again. MIKE: I swear. 144 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,885 KYLE: Like you mean it, Mike. Swear that it's not gonna happen. 145 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,662 I swear it won't happen again. I... 146 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:58,080 Ow! Mm. 147 00:08:58,164 --> 00:09:00,082 [IN FRENCH] 148 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:05,129 - He's saying it's blue, it's blue. - I can see what color it is. 149 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:17,141 - What's he saying? - I don't know, he's speaking so fast. 150 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,853 [IN FRENCH] 151 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,230 [IN ENGLISH] Ah, okay. Uh... 152 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:25,733 [IN FRENCH] 153 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,326 - [IN ENGLISH] Come, come, come. - [IN ENGLISH] Okay. 154 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,085 Oh. 155 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,088 [GROANING SOFTLY] 156 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:58,265 Ah, cool. 157 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,191 WOMAN: Hey. 158 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,818 - Hey. - Heh. 159 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,529 What happened to your hair? 160 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,697 Oh, I had a hat on. 161 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,241 Are you okay? 162 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,742 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 163 00:10:16,826 --> 00:10:19,036 - I think I broke a rib. - Where's Kyle? 164 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,704 With the doctor. 165 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,374 - Is he okay? - Yeah, he's fine. 166 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,459 I mean, emotionally, he's not. But... 167 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:27,461 What happened? 168 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:31,966 I told him about us. 169 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,844 And he beat you up. 170 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:36,595 No. A Frenchman beat me up. 171 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,848 I think he used Krav Maga. 172 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:41,571 - I wouldn't even say he beat me up... - Mike, we talked about this. 173 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,477 - It's over. - I know. 174 00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:46,480 I know. That's what I said. I said it was over. 175 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:51,944 You know, and what we did was, like, stupid and meaningless. 176 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,405 Yeah. It was meaningless. 177 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,616 - Right. That's what I said. - And stupid. 178 00:10:58,576 --> 00:10:59,952 [AVA SIGHS] 179 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,122 And you guys love each other and you're getting married. 180 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:06,834 Yes. We're getting married. 181 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,213 I'm happy for you. 182 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,466 Me too. 183 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,765 Look, Mike, it's better like this. 184 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,977 You know, I thought a lot about our story, and it didn't start good. 185 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,520 It means something. 186 00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:28,063 - I love you. - You know you... 187 00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:31,150 Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I don't know why I said that. 188 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,447 Just, I think about it a lot. 189 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,741 - What? - And I love you. 190 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:43,495 I'm sorry. I'm not thinking clearly. I think I have a concussion. 191 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:46,582 I'm sorry. Please don't tell Kyle. Fuck. 192 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,334 [MIKE SIGHS] 193 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,587 Fuck! 194 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,839 [AVA SIGHING] 195 00:11:55,925 --> 00:11:57,927 [IN FRENCH] 196 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,679 What does that mean? 197 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:04,141 [IN ENGLISH] It means, fuck, you make me shit! 198 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:07,019 I'm sorry that... 199 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:16,737 Oh, my God. Mike, are you serious?! You just promised! 200 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,989 AVA: Kyle, wait! 201 00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:20,366 Wait! 202 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,744 - Can we talk? - About what? 203 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:27,539 - About this. - I don't wanna talk about this. I hate this. 204 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,083 Okay. 205 00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:32,962 Okay, you know what? I do wanna talk about this. 206 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:35,256 What's happening? 207 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,883 - I... - Do you love me? Look at me. 208 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,760 - Yes. - Okay. 209 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:43,264 Good. And do you still wanna get married? 210 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,730 PRIEST: For the Lord himself will descend from heaven 211 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,024 with a cry of command, 212 00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:56,485 with the voice of an archangel 213 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,488 and with the sound of the trumpet of God. 214 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,199 [BACKHOE RUMBLING AND BEEPING] 215 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:05,744 And the dead in Christ... 216 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:16,463 And the dead in Christ will rise first. 217 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,590 Then we who are left, 218 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,259 who are alive, 219 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:23,804 will be caught up together with him in the clouds, 220 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:28,267 so that we may meet the Lord in the air. 221 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:33,272 We will always be with the Lord. 222 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:40,279 Therefore, encourage one another with these words. 223 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,238 [♪♪♪] 224 00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:45,784 In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, 225 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,661 amen. 226 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:57,921 I would just like to take a moment to say thank you to all of you 227 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,925 who've been here today to support the family 228 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,219 and to support one another. 229 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,555 We who are alive, who are left, 230 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:12,895 and who right now are experiencing a moment of immense sorrow. 231 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:18,525 But our faith tells us that this very same moment... 232 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,404 is a moment of immense joy. 233 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:25,783 And she is now in the hands of the heavenly father. 234 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:31,872 And right now, her husband, Michael, would like to say a few words. 235 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,252 - Thank you, Father. - God bless. 236 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,713 - God bless, son. - Thanks. 237 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,136 Thank you, Father, for the beautiful words. 238 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:52,351 It's strange hearing them because Ava really didn't believe in heaven. 239 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,357 She was more into the idea of reincarnation. 240 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,068 This all happened so fast. 241 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:04,005 I didn't even know where to begin finding a priest who would talk about reincarnation, 242 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,950 so I just went with the basic package they sold me at the funeral. 243 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:09,785 [SIGHS] 244 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:12,913 I... I... 245 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,916 I was planning on... 246 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,293 I'm sorry, I... 247 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,547 Thank you, Father, for being here. 248 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,342 I think I'm fucking this up, my... Sorry. 249 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:33,475 I'm sorry, this is a union cemetery, I can't let you do that. 250 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,602 I was just gonna throw some dirt on and go home. 251 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:40,274 I'm sorry. Unless you're Local 365, I can't let you touch the equipment. 252 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,734 - It's a fucking shovel. - Michael, Michael, it's okay. 253 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,653 It's okay, it's all right. 254 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:48,490 I'm sorry, Father. I'm sorry, sir. Give me the fucking shovel! 255 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,659 I'm gonna put some dirt on and I'm gonna go home. 256 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,382 - Back the fuck up! - Put the shovel down! 257 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,996 - Back up! Get the... - Put it down! 258 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,205 Ava! 259 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,000 PRIEST: No, no. Hey, no, no. 260 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,002 Hey! Hey! 261 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,713 Hey! Hey! 262 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,298 Come on! 263 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,800 [MIKE YELLS THEN GRUNTING] 264 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,429 Mike. 265 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,183 Hey, Kyle. 266 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:15,684 Hey. 267 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,688 I didn't think you were gonna come. 268 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,568 Thanks for coming. 269 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,000 I miss her. 270 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,878 Yeah, I get it. 271 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,674 Yeah, you're... 272 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,843 You're the only one who gets it. 273 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,266 You know she started rescuing dogs? 274 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,812 At one point, I had like seven dogs living in my house. 275 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:06,527 It was like a kennel, but they weren't, like, normal dogs. They were street dogs. 276 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,488 This one dog, Gus, would growl at me. I would fear... 277 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,198 [CHUCKLES] 278 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,955 That's the thing. It's like... 279 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:23,418 We built this life together, but... It wasn't perfect, but it was ours. 280 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,591 She was patient and loving. 281 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,488 People would tell me that when you get married, 282 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:36,098 the sex is supposed to go downhill, but it didn't. 283 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:39,226 - It went uphill. Like, fast up hill. MAN: Ahem. 284 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,061 MIKE: Got, like, real crazy. 285 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,481 - We started getting... - Come here, come here, hey. 286 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,952 MIKE: Now I'm stuck with all these dogs. 287 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,336 You were my best friend. 288 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:12,843 And I know I lost that. You know, but... 289 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,848 [VOICE BREAKING] Now I lost my wife. 290 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:22,978 I'm sorry. 291 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,731 I'm sorry. 292 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,113 [MIKE SOBBING SOFTLY] 293 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,845 I'm not sorry for being with her, obviously, 294 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:41,622 because I loved her and I would do that again. 295 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,499 But I'm sorry for what it did to us, you know? 296 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:55,594 MAN 1: ♪ Glory, hallelujah I shall not be moved ♪ 297 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,597 ♪ Anchored in Jehovah I shall not be moved ♪ 298 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:03,393 ♪ Just like the tree Planted by the waters ♪ 299 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,730 MAN 1 & MAN 2: ♪ I shall not be moved ♪ 300 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,942 ♪ I shall not be I shall not be moved ♪ 301 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:14,071 ♪ I shall not be I shall not be moved ♪ 302 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:18,492 ALL: ♪ Just like a tree Planted by the water ♪ 303 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:22,204 ♪ I shall not be moved ♪ 304 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:25,957 ♪ I shall not be I shall not be moved ♪ 305 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,169 ♪ I shall not be I shall not be moved ♪ 306 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:33,590 ♪ Just like a tree Planted by the water ♪ 307 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:36,802 ♪ I shall not be moved ♪♪ 308 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:46,895 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 309 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:08,709 [LIP-SYNCHING] ♪ She grew up With the children of the stars ♪ 310 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:13,964 ♪ In the Hollywood Hills And the boulevard ♪ 311 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:21,221 ♪ Her parents threw big parties Everyone was there ♪ 312 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,308 ♪ They hung out with folks Like Dennis Hopper ♪ 313 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,562 ♪ And Bob Seger And Sonny and Cher ♪ 314 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:39,156 ♪ She feels safe now In this bar on Fairfax ♪ 315 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,909 ♪ And from the stage I can tell ♪ 316 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:46,288 ♪ That she can't let go And she can't relax ♪ 317 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,459 ♪ And just before She hangs her head to cry ♪ 318 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:56,298 ♪ I sing to her a lullaby ♪ 319 00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:03,346 ♪ I sing, everything Is gonna be all right ♪ 320 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,307 ♪ Rockabye... ♪♪ 321 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,350 [STEREO CLICKS AND SONG STOPS] 322 00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:12,230 - Hey. I was doing the whole seduction thing. - Yeah, I can see that. 323 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,691 I thought you thought it was funny. 324 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:19,696 It was funny when you were fat. But now it just feels too serious. 325 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,282 Are you gonna talk to them? 326 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:26,077 - It's Thanksgiving, I'll talk to everyone. - Kyle, I'm fucking serious. 327 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:29,206 Okay, I will. But if we make this into a thing, it's gonna be a thing. 328 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,415 It is a thing. 329 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:33,335 WOMAN: Kyle, turkey's ready. - You need to tell her. 330 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,129 - Okay, Mom! - You know your mom doesn't like me. 331 00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:37,690 What are you talking about? My mom loves you. 332 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,174 She didn't like me in high school. 333 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:42,385 - That's not true. - Mm-hm. 334 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,829 Also, you shouldn't smoke in here. 335 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,515 Because she can smell it and it's like a whole thing. 336 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:49,059 WOMAN: Kyle, this turkey needs to be cut! 337 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,937 - Okay, Mom, I'm coming! - Just tell her no. 338 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,231 What? 339 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,024 But I'm the turkey cutter. 340 00:21:57,025 --> 00:22:00,904 - Have you ever said no to your mother? - Yeah. 341 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,782 I honestly don't believe that you have. 342 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:07,577 - Okay. - Let's just practice. Just say it to me. 343 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,037 Just say no. 344 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,705 No. 345 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,415 I don't believe it. 346 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,835 Okay, let's try, um... 347 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,421 Kyle, can you take me to the airport? 348 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,131 Sure. 349 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,716 I mean, no. 350 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,010 Wait. Do you have to go to the airport? 351 00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:25,971 - Because... - Okay, let's just try it again. 352 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,348 Um, we're just saying no. 353 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:31,184 - Okay. - Ahem, ahem. 354 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:34,604 Kyle, can you take me to the airport? 355 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,189 No. 356 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,943 Here. Just ask me something. 357 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:43,154 - Okay. Can you take me to the airport? - No. 358 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,282 Absolutely not. 359 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,425 - Wow. - Did you believe me? 360 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,910 - Yeah. That was great. - Good. 361 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,705 Can you take me to the airport? 362 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,081 No. 363 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,083 No, you need to mean it. 364 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,294 - No. - No, say it again. 365 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,795 - No. - No. 366 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:00,130 No! 367 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:03,049 - No! - No. No! 368 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,175 No! 369 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,677 - No! - No! 370 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,264 - No! Kyle! Can you take me to the airport? - No. No! 371 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,016 Yeah. 372 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:12,851 Yeah. 373 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,188 [WHISPERS] Yeah, that was good. 374 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,948 [MOANING] 375 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:34,706 Yes. 376 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:36,124 Oh, fuck. 377 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:39,294 Fuck! Fuck, fuck. 378 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,838 [SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 379 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,466 Mom, what are you doing? 380 00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:47,594 - I think they're fighting. - You have to give them some privacy. 381 00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,971 - Well, it's my house. - Dani, we don't like her. 382 00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:52,182 Wait, why don't we like her? 383 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,516 Because. 384 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,435 [ELECTRIC KNIFE BUZZING] 385 00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:58,897 Oh, Kyle, please, your father's cutting the turkey! 386 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,316 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 387 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,193 Who wants a Manhattan? 388 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,904 Yes, yes, Grandma, you want a Manhattan? 389 00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:08,865 GRANDMA: Oh, of course! BIANCA: Oh, of course. 390 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,410 Whoa, whoa, Dad! Dad, Dad, you can't cut it like that. 391 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:16,039 - You can't cut right down the middle. - Okay, well, it was getting cold, so I... 392 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:20,377 - It's okay, I got it. I'll take it. - All right. Let me know when it's done. 393 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,003 - Mama. - Oh! 394 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,964 - Want a Manhattan? - Of course. 395 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:27,759 Of course. Oh, my God. Mom, that smells so good. 396 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:30,553 [KNIFE BUZZING] 397 00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,765 Kyle, is everything okay? 398 00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:35,016 Yeah, why? 399 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,019 - I thought I heard fighting downstairs. - No, we're fine. 400 00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:41,272 - If you're going through a rough patch... - Mom, Mom, please. Just stop. 401 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,149 I'm sorry. I know you've been through a lot. 402 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:47,904 I didn't like her when you were together in high school, then you followed her to SUNY... 403 00:24:47,988 --> 00:24:50,031 - I chose to go. - You got in to Amherst. 404 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:53,386 - Mom, we're not having this conversation. - She broke up with you, the first semester. 405 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,996 DANI: Kyle, your commercial's on. Come on! 406 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,331 Oh, my God. 407 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,000 Come on. 408 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,397 - Where's the remote? BIANCA: I don't know. 409 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,964 - I don't know. - It's over there. 410 00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:07,924 DANI: Do you have to sit down every time? 411 00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:10,528 - No. Why would I take it upstairs? DANI: Because you always do. 412 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,388 - Oh. Got it, got it. Okay. BIANCA: Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up. 413 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,825 ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Side effects of Vulvitra may include bleeding, 414 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,809 hemorrhaging, dizziness, and seizures. 415 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,287 GRANDMA: What's going on? BIANCA: Kyle's commercial, Grandma. 416 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,273 Users have reported severe mood swings and suicidal thoughts. 417 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:27,318 Those taking birth control should talk to your doctor before using Vulvitra. 418 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:32,615 WOMAN: ♪ Vulvitra, open the floodgates To your love life ♪♪ 419 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,910 DANI: It's so good! - Kyle, it's amazing! 420 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,204 I just did the jingle, so... 421 00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:40,665 What does it do? 422 00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:43,376 It's Viagra for women, Grandma. It makes you wet. 423 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:44,753 - Bianca. - What? 424 00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:48,298 GRANDMA: Oh, that's nice. SUZI: Tone it down. 425 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:52,052 MARK: Pretty good marketing. JIM: Yeah, big pharma's got their... 426 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,803 JACKIE: Hey. - Hey. 427 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:57,432 - Oh, your skirt's, um... - Oh, thank you. 428 00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:05,190 - Hey. - Hey. 429 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:06,733 - Hey. - Hey. 430 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:07,942 Hi. 431 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,944 - You want a Manhattan? - No, I'm good. 432 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:14,074 Kyle and I are doing this no-sugar diet. 433 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,325 There's sugar in this? 434 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:17,243 - I thought this was just alcohol. SUZI: Hey. 435 00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:20,246 - You just missed Kyle's commercial. - I've seen it. 436 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,956 - Isn't it great? - Yeah. 437 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,001 Doesn't it feel like it was written for men though? 438 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,920 Oh, it was written for men. 439 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:30,048 - Well, I thought it was great. MARK: Looking good, Kyle. 440 00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:31,484 - So did I. MARK: Lose some weight? 441 00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:34,469 KYLE: Yeah, Marissa's making me work out. MARK: I bet she is. 442 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:37,889 Listen, for New Year's, Jim bought all of us tickets 443 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:41,142 to the Thomas Sullivan, so I don't know what your plans were. 444 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,895 But if you wanted to join us, we could get an extra ticket. 445 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:47,232 So there's a full dinner and live music. 446 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,651 Yeah, the DJ, Tom and orchestra's playing. 447 00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:54,614 That's cool. Actually, Kyle and I planned this big ski trip for New Year's. 448 00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:57,117 I thought he might have told you guys about it. 449 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,827 - No, no. - Hey, Kyle? 450 00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:00,995 KYLE: Yeah? - Come in here for a second? 451 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:02,413 KYLE: Sure. 452 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:05,583 Are you drinking right now? 453 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:08,461 Yeah, Kyle, you know the tickets for the Thomas Sullivan, 454 00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:11,131 they're nonrefundable, so maybe you could just push 455 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:14,384 your dates back, for your trip, a couple days? 456 00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:16,970 No. 457 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:21,891 I'm sorry, Mom. No. I'll pay for the tickets. 458 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,935 Kyle, it's not about the money. 459 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:25,979 What is it about? 460 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,022 - Family. You know, family? - Guys, can we...? 461 00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:31,317 - Families spend the holidays together. - I agree. 462 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:36,364 So, what did we decide, then? Should I get another ticket? 463 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:37,447 - No. - No. 464 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,826 - Okay. - Kyle, can...? 465 00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:42,370 You need to tell her. Now. 466 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,665 Um... 467 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,710 We're getting married. 468 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,463 Well, congratulations. 469 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:55,592 - Thank you. - Congratulations. 470 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:58,136 - Congratulations. - Wow. 471 00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:00,597 DANI: What's happening? - Um, they're getting married. 472 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,933 - Oh, my God. Yay, sisters! - Yay. 473 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:06,394 - Oh, my God. - What? 474 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:07,812 We're getting married. 475 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:09,814 - No, really? - Yeah. 476 00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:12,567 - Oh, my God. Let me see the ring. - Oh, it's... I'm designing it. 477 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:14,527 JACKIE: Oh, wow. MARISSA: Yeah. 478 00:28:14,611 --> 00:28:16,905 - Wait, they're getting married? MARISSA: You did great. 479 00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,615 Oh, my God. 480 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,366 What's going on? 481 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,119 Kyle got engaged, Grandma. 482 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:25,371 Oh, my God. 483 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:28,166 - Grandma. I'm getting married. - Wow. 484 00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:29,918 - Yeah. - Nice. 485 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:32,086 - Marissa. - Hi. 486 00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:35,423 - Oh, yeah, nice to meet you. MARISSA: We've met. 487 00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:36,966 [GRANDMA CHUCKLES] 488 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,551 Mom, I'm sorry. 489 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:41,888 - I was gonna tell you sooner. - It's okay. I'm happy if you're happy. 490 00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:44,265 - Okay. Thanks. - Are you happy? 491 00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:47,060 - Yes. - Good. 492 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:50,188 I'm really sorry about all the things that I said about her before. 493 00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,273 It's just that you're my only son. 494 00:28:52,357 --> 00:28:56,611 And I want what's best for you. All right? And I love you. 495 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,655 I love you too, Mom. 496 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:05,370 I invited Mike for Christmas. 497 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,499 - What? SUZI: Yes. 498 00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:12,877 - You invited Mike? What are you doing? - I did, I know, I know. Listen to me. 499 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:16,214 There's nothing that's gonna make that okay. But he is not doing well. 500 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:19,759 He has no family. We were his only family. And now he has no one. 501 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:22,178 He should have thought about that before he fu... 502 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,889 - Wait, I taught you - Are we really having this conversation? 503 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:27,141 How to be caring, compassionate and forgiving, 504 00:29:27,225 --> 00:29:30,520 so maybe you should look at this as a test to see if you can... 505 00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:32,063 - No! BIANCA: What? 506 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:35,275 SUZI: No, no, no, Gertie! KYLE: Oh, my gosh! Gertie, really? 507 00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:37,235 BIANCA: What happened? KYLE: He ate the turkey! 508 00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:39,487 SUZI: Gertie! JIM: No! No, no. 509 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:41,531 SUZI: Outside. 510 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,783 ♪ I found a way ♪ 511 00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:48,162 ♪ To help me understand ♪ 512 00:29:49,539 --> 00:29:53,209 ♪ I've got This drinkin' thing ♪ 513 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:57,839 ♪ To keep From thinkin' things ♪ 514 00:29:59,549 --> 00:30:02,093 ♪ About where you've been ♪ 515 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:06,389 ♪ Who you've been with And what you've done ♪ 516 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:11,728 ♪ And it's a lonely thing ♪ 517 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:16,065 ♪ But it's the only thing ♪ 518 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:17,859 [ENGINE SHUTS OFF] 519 00:30:18,109 --> 00:30:20,820 ♪ To keep a foolish man ♪ 520 00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:24,449 ♪ In love hanging on ♪ 521 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,160 [SIGHING] 522 00:30:27,577 --> 00:30:30,121 ♪ If I wait up at home ♪ 523 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:34,667 ♪ I'll only ask her questions ♪ 524 00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:40,798 ♪ She'd probably Tell the truth... ♪ 525 00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:43,718 Oh, fuck. 526 00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:45,053 [BELCHES] 527 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,013 [GROANS] 528 00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:48,556 Shit. 529 00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:53,186 ♪ So I sit here On this barstool ♪ 530 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:54,937 ♪ Feelin' helpless ♪ 531 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:56,689 [SIGHS] 532 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:02,153 ♪ And wonder just how long ♪ 533 00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:04,739 ♪ A man can last... ♪ 534 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,951 [SNIFFS THEN SIGHING] 535 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,123 ♪ To keep From thinkin' things ♪ 536 00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:18,378 ♪ About where you've been ♪ 537 00:31:18,461 --> 00:31:23,216 ♪ Who you've been with And what you've done ♪♪ 538 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:24,133 [SIGHS] 539 00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:25,217 [IGNITION CLICKS] 540 00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,305 [GROANS] 541 00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:42,276 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 542 00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:47,407 MARK: Okay, here's what you do. 543 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:50,076 Keep a small bottle of vodka in your glove compartment. 544 00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:54,205 And when you get in an accident, then slam that bottle of vodka down. 545 00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:56,499 - Yeah? Wow. - Right in front of them. 546 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:57,667 That way, they can't prove 547 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:58,584 [DOORBELL RINGING] 548 00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:00,187 If you were drunk before or after the accident. 549 00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:02,630 - So this is real-world advice? - Foolproof. 550 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:05,216 SUZI: Yeah. Dani, get the door! 551 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:06,300 I'm coming. 552 00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:08,404 GRANDMA: I always wondered what it'd be like to run a train. 553 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:09,846 Oh, hey, Gertie. 554 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:14,183 - Oh, my God. Mike, hey. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Dani. 555 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:16,561 - Hey, come in. - Hey. 556 00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:18,187 - Good to see you. - You too. 557 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:20,499 There's food in the dining room and drinks in the kitchen. 558 00:32:20,523 --> 00:32:21,524 MIKE: Okay, thanks. 559 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,651 Sure. Come on, Gertie. 560 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,863 - Is that Michael? - Hey, Grandma. 561 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:29,115 - What happened? - I don't know. 562 00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:31,117 - Oh. - Whoa. 563 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,745 But listen to me, you gotta go get a haircut, okay? 564 00:32:34,829 --> 00:32:38,583 Oh, this guy doesn't need a haircut. He's a lady-killer. 565 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:41,711 He's like a hawk, he just swoops in. 566 00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:44,297 - You doing all right? - Yeah, I'm okay, Uncle Mark. 567 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:47,175 GRANDMA: You know the cheesecake you love? JIM: Kid's only a freshman. 568 00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:50,887 He doesn't have a rocket arm yet, but he's got great feet. 569 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:55,475 Suzi and I drove up to the Carrier Dome to watch him in the state game. 570 00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:58,644 - He's already got offers from Rutgers... DANI: Hey, Daddy, look who's here. 571 00:32:58,728 --> 00:33:01,397 - Oh, my God. Mike. - Hey. 572 00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:03,357 JIM: Oh, it's great to see you, kiddo. 573 00:33:03,441 --> 00:33:05,693 - Good to see you, Jim. - You too. 574 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:10,114 Just telling George about this new freshman quarterback they got at your college. 575 00:33:10,198 --> 00:33:12,492 - Have you seen this kid yet? MIKE: No, I haven't. 576 00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:13,868 - Want a drink? MIKE: Yeah. 577 00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:15,637 - Take mine. I just made it. MIKE: Thank you. 578 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:16,996 Your sweater's on backwards. 579 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:19,165 JIM: I'll never forget that game against Fox Lane. 580 00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:22,793 You faked that defensive end right out of his jockstrap. 581 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:25,713 You guys made a great team. You ought to... 582 00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:31,260 BIANCA: Hey, Mike's here. - Okay. 583 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:35,681 BIANCA: He's kind of fat, just a heads-up. - Why would I need a heads-up? 584 00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:37,975 BIANCA: Well... DANI: Kyle, Mike's in the living room. 585 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,810 - Yeah, I just told him. - He got fat. 586 00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:41,604 - Right? - Yeah. 587 00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:44,982 - You okay? KYLE: Yeah, fine. 588 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:47,211 DANI: Are you gonna talk to him? KYLE: I don't know, Dani. 589 00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:49,838 DANI: Where are you going? JACKIE: How's the jewelry website going? 590 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:52,782 - It's good. Kyle started working with me. - Wow. 591 00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:55,618 I thought he already had a job. 592 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:59,038 Yeah, I think he's gonna quit. We got so many orders this Christmas. 593 00:33:59,121 --> 00:34:00,915 And Kyle got really good at gift wrapping. 594 00:34:00,998 --> 00:34:03,543 JACKIE: You guys make a great team. MARISSA: Yeah. 595 00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:05,670 I'm gonna get some air. 596 00:34:05,962 --> 00:34:10,550 JIM: Mike had that! He was a natural athlete. Shame he didn't play in college. 597 00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:12,426 GRANDMA: Who? JIM: Mike. 598 00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:16,764 - Hey, what were you guys talking about? JACKIE: Fashion. 599 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:19,517 Fashion? Does she know more about fashion than we do? 600 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,810 [ALL LAUGH] 601 00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:23,479 - Why are you even friends with her? - She's cool. 602 00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:26,190 How is she cool? 603 00:34:48,004 --> 00:34:53,634 JIM: Jim Harrison says, "I never understood the acceptance of bad ham in America." 604 00:34:53,718 --> 00:34:59,432 And I gotta agree with him. I mean, think about it. When ham is really good, 605 00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:03,185 I mean, why do we need any more, huh? What's the point? 606 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:04,937 It's so amazing 607 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:08,899 to go to an actual ham-bake 608 00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:15,197 that, you know, dug a pit in the ground and there was like 50 hams in there... 609 00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:21,120 Pitchforks, they toss them around. Incredible. 610 00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:26,208 But most of the time, it's just that watery ham bullshit. 611 00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:51,359 SUZI: Excuse me. 612 00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:57,156 Can you bring the firewood in from the side of the house while you're out here? 613 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,616 Sure. 614 00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:02,203 Also, stop smoking. It's disgusting. 615 00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:07,416 BIANCA: Suzi, are you fucking kidding me? Why did you invite him? 616 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,502 SUZI: Because. BIANCA: That's not a reason. 617 00:36:09,585 --> 00:36:10,878 JIM: Look, he's family. 618 00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:15,466 BIANCA: He's not family. He grew up with us, now he's ruining our lives... 619 00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:18,386 [BIANCA CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 620 00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,747 [♪♪♪] 621 00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:52,128 ♪ Santa, make her ♪ 622 00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:56,549 ♪ My bride for Christmas ♪ 623 00:36:56,632 --> 00:37:03,556 ♪ Santa, it wouldn't Cost very much ♪ 624 00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:07,852 ♪ Just a sprinkle Of reindeer dust ♪ 625 00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:11,147 ♪ A sprig of mistletoe ♪ 626 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:13,899 ♪ And the sound Of your laughter... ♪♪ 627 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:16,277 - Hey. - Hey. 628 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:19,822 - Is that my football helmet? - Yeah. 629 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:23,576 I should have played in college. 630 00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:27,204 - Hey. - Hi. 631 00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:31,000 How's everything going? 632 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,168 [BELCHES] 633 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:34,044 Great. 634 00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:35,379 Yeah? 635 00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:37,840 Yeah. 636 00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:40,676 What's great? 637 00:37:41,677 --> 00:37:45,765 - Peaky Blinders. It's pretty great. - Oh, okay. 638 00:37:45,848 --> 00:37:49,226 What else? Besides Peaky Blinders. 639 00:37:50,644 --> 00:37:52,688 - That's about it. - Mm. 640 00:37:52,772 --> 00:37:55,858 - What are you doing? - What do you mean? 641 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:58,569 With your life. What are you doing? 642 00:37:59,737 --> 00:38:03,199 What is this? Is this, like, an intervention? 643 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:06,535 Are you trying to have, like, a Christmas intervention on me? 644 00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:08,788 Yes, this is a Christmas intervention. 645 00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:13,292 Okay, well, thank you very much, but I don't want one. 646 00:38:15,211 --> 00:38:17,087 What do you want? 647 00:38:17,171 --> 00:38:19,048 Nothing. 648 00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:21,717 You want me to be, like, happy? 649 00:38:21,801 --> 00:38:26,096 And you wanna know that I'm okay and everything's okay? 650 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,973 I'm not okay. 651 00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:31,018 - You ever feel sorry for yourself? - All the time. 652 00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:33,187 Yeah, stop doing that. 653 00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:37,608 Why did you invite me here? Your son hates me. 654 00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:40,778 - Yeah, he should hate you. - I know. I'm a bad friend. 655 00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:42,571 I'm like the shitty person. 656 00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:45,366 Okay, so fix it. 657 00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:46,575 How? 658 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:48,994 Stop being selfish. 659 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:53,916 What you did to him was selfish and he was destroyed by it. 660 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:59,463 So stop thinking about yourself and how sad your life is and think about somebody else. 661 00:38:59,547 --> 00:39:02,716 You know, it just might make you feel good. 662 00:39:04,552 --> 00:39:06,262 Okay. 663 00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:11,976 Kyle is selfless. He always thinks about other people first. He always has. 664 00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:14,186 And people take advantage of that. 665 00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:16,355 And now... 666 00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:20,693 he's getting married, and I don't know. 667 00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:22,528 What do you mean? 668 00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:24,780 I mean, I don't know. 669 00:39:25,823 --> 00:39:28,701 - About Marissa? - Mm. Yeah. 670 00:39:29,827 --> 00:39:31,579 I don't know. 671 00:39:33,998 --> 00:39:35,708 I'm glad you're here. 672 00:39:36,709 --> 00:39:39,253 Sometimes when you think you're doing the right thing, 673 00:39:39,336 --> 00:39:41,046 it hurts the people you love. 674 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,925 And then sometimes when you think you're doing the wrong thing, 675 00:39:45,009 --> 00:39:48,053 it's actually what's needed. 676 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:55,978 If you want to be a part of this family, then act like it. 677 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:27,217 [SIGHS] 678 00:40:30,888 --> 00:40:32,514 [CHUCKLES] 679 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,354 SUZI: Might get well tonight. 680 00:40:39,355 --> 00:40:41,815 JIM: But what'd he do? SUZI: What are you talking about? 681 00:40:41,899 --> 00:40:43,525 JIM: Like for a job? 682 00:40:43,609 --> 00:40:45,653 KYLE: Hey, Mike. MIKE: Hey, Kyle. 683 00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:48,364 - Merry Christmas. - [SLURRING] Merry Christmas. 684 00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:51,200 - Aah! Oh, my God! Mike. SUZI: What happened? 685 00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:52,785 JIM: Mike. - Oh, my God. Dad! 686 00:40:52,868 --> 00:40:54,078 JIM: Give him some room. 687 00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:55,663 DANI: Dad. JIM: Let's get him over. 688 00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:57,724 BIANCA: Holy shit. JIM: How much did he have to drink? 689 00:40:57,748 --> 00:41:00,501 BIANCA: I gave him one eggnog. JIM: How strong was it? 690 00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:03,087 BIANCA: Um... GRANDMA: Is he dead? 691 00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,339 BIANCA: Yeah, pretty strong. DANI: Give him some water. 692 00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:10,135 JIM: He'll be all right. He's gonna be fine. I've seen him take bigger hits than that. 693 00:41:10,219 --> 00:41:12,805 - Just leave him. - Is that Mike? 694 00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:13,888 Yeah. 695 00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:16,475 He got fat. 696 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:19,746 - He looks bad. GRANDMA: Maybe he just lost his balance. 697 00:41:19,770 --> 00:41:21,689 I don't know about that table. 698 00:41:21,772 --> 00:41:24,024 Gosh, I should really spend some more time with him. 699 00:41:24,108 --> 00:41:26,527 - Should we pull him up? - Yeah, I guess we should let him... 700 00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:30,656 - Put him in a bed or something, Daddy? - No, I think he's fine right here. 701 00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:31,907 No, no, no! 702 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:34,743 [♪♪♪] 703 00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:31,425 No, she quit. 704 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:46,190 Remember the blizzard of '96? 705 00:42:46,273 --> 00:42:47,357 Yeah. 706 00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:50,152 That was crazy. 707 00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:53,781 So glad you made it out. 708 00:42:53,864 --> 00:42:56,075 Yeah, man. Thanks for inviting me. 709 00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:03,040 - Are the boots supposed to hurt so much? - Yeah. 710 00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,603 You know those mountains allow skiing and snowboarding? 711 00:43:06,627 --> 00:43:10,047 Yeah, they're too crowded, and the snowboarders push off all the snow. 712 00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:13,008 Kyle's a snowboarder. 713 00:43:13,092 --> 00:43:14,760 Yeah, well, he's skiing now. 714 00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:18,931 It's fine. I learned how to ski, it's fine. 715 00:43:22,226 --> 00:43:25,270 - Hey, we should do Catapult next. - Okay. 716 00:43:25,354 --> 00:43:28,065 No, that's a black diamond. I don't think you're ready for that. 717 00:43:28,148 --> 00:43:30,234 - Okay. - It's a hill. You just go down it. 718 00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:32,027 Yeah, but he's gonna crash. 719 00:43:32,111 --> 00:43:35,614 - It's snow. If he crashes, it's snow. - I'd rather not crash. 720 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:38,325 - Kyle, no one wants to crash. - Sorry, what is your point? 721 00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:42,955 We're here on the mountain and we're going down the bunny slopes with all the children, 722 00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:46,125 and, Kyle, you're a natural athlete. 723 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:49,294 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. You can do any of these runs. 724 00:43:49,378 --> 00:43:52,422 - I mean, look at that cliff over there. - Okay, great. Kyle, listen to me. 725 00:43:52,506 --> 00:43:56,051 It's your choice, but I wouldn't do it. 726 00:44:02,015 --> 00:44:04,935 Can we just do A Cat's Meow a couple more times? 727 00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:07,187 - Yeah, cool. - Sweet. 728 00:44:09,773 --> 00:44:11,608 I'm doing Catapult. 729 00:44:11,817 --> 00:44:14,111 [♪♪♪] 730 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,619 Oh. 731 00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:24,413 MIKE: Drink. 732 00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:27,666 - Drink. KYLE: Okay. All right. 733 00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:31,670 - But you already know that. - I know. 734 00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:34,214 Okay, never have I ever had Lyme disease. 735 00:44:34,298 --> 00:44:37,759 - You have had Lyme disease though. - Yeah, but you haven't. 736 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:39,928 I know. That's not how this game works. Drink. 737 00:44:40,012 --> 00:44:42,598 KYLE: What? Again? MIKE: Yeah. 738 00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:45,100 KYLE: Can we just try playing a different game? 739 00:44:45,184 --> 00:44:46,953 MIKE: What? KYLE: Let's do Rock, Paper, Scissors. 740 00:44:46,977 --> 00:44:48,937 MIKE: Okay, so if I win, you have to drink. 741 00:44:49,021 --> 00:44:51,231 KYLE & MIKE: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 742 00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:54,818 Again. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 743 00:44:54,902 --> 00:44:56,111 MIKE: Drink! KYLE: Ha-ha-ha. 744 00:44:56,195 --> 00:44:58,947 MIKE: Ready? Rock, paper... KYLE: No, no, I'm done. I'm done. 745 00:44:59,031 --> 00:45:01,158 MIKE: Never have I ever been caught streaking. 746 00:45:01,241 --> 00:45:02,868 KYLE: What? We did that together. 747 00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:05,430 MIKE: Yeah, but I didn't get caught. KYLE: It was your idea. Okay. 748 00:45:05,454 --> 00:45:06,848 Never have I ever spent so much time 749 00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:09,374 with the school counselor doing, like, morality training. 750 00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:11,710 MIKE: Everyone was like, "Why is Kyle's butt so small?" 751 00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:14,129 - It's disproportionate with your body. KYLE: Ha-ha-ha. 752 00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:17,507 - Never have I ever been ice fishing. MIKE: I've never been ice fishing. 753 00:45:17,591 --> 00:45:18,967 KYLE: I want to. 754 00:45:19,051 --> 00:45:21,196 MIKE: Never have I ever been allergic to peanut butter. 755 00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:23,805 KYLE: Now you're just listing allergies you know I have. 756 00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:25,057 MIKE: Drink. 757 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,477 KYLE: Okay, what are you allergic to? MIKE: I'm not gonna tell you. 758 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,360 - What are you guys doing? MIKE: Jägermeister. 759 00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:33,440 - Why? MIKE: It's a ski trip and it has alcohol. 760 00:45:33,523 --> 00:45:35,525 - Wait, where's the cheese? KYLE: What cheese? 761 00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:39,112 The cheese that I... The large block of cheese that I just brought out. 762 00:45:39,196 --> 00:45:42,532 MIKE: Was I not supposed to eat it? - No, it was for the bread. 763 00:45:42,616 --> 00:45:45,619 MIKE: What bread? - The bread that I'm making. 764 00:45:48,872 --> 00:45:49,915 KYLE: Thanks, babe. 765 00:45:49,998 --> 00:45:53,710 Okay, never have I ever been questioned about how I was touching a dog. 766 00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:54,670 That never happened. 767 00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:56,797 I'm not saying you inappropriately touched a dog. 768 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,715 I'm saying, never have I ever been questioned, 769 00:45:58,799 --> 00:46:00,568 like, "Kyle, what are you doing with that dog?" 770 00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:01,927 Okay. 771 00:46:02,094 --> 00:46:03,095 [LAUGHS] 772 00:46:04,054 --> 00:46:07,724 You just keep asking me things you know the answers to already. 773 00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:10,811 - Yeah, I know. That's the point. - Okay. 774 00:46:10,894 --> 00:46:15,899 All right, well, then, never have I ever warmed up chicken cutlets to masturbate. 775 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,528 There you go. 776 00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:22,823 See? It's, like, super simple if you just understand... 777 00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:25,701 Are you guys playing Never Have I Ever with two people right now? 778 00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:28,328 - Yeah, we're catching up. - Do you wanna play? 779 00:46:28,412 --> 00:46:32,165 No. I just want to relax and have a glass of wine like an adult. 780 00:46:32,249 --> 00:46:35,335 If you do wine and Jägermeister together, it's like a whole experience. 781 00:46:35,419 --> 00:46:36,420 I won't. 782 00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:38,922 - Oh, this looks good, babe. - Thank you. 783 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:41,216 Okay, I got one. 784 00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:47,139 Never have I ever given a hand job after junior prom 785 00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:50,976 at John Nicola's party, heh-heh-heh, to, uh... 786 00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:52,728 - Kevin. - You bitch. 787 00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:54,271 ...Kevin Farrell. 788 00:46:55,314 --> 00:47:00,360 Never did I ever give a hand job to Kevin Farrell after junior prom. Drink. 789 00:47:01,737 --> 00:47:04,114 Kyle, will you help me with the kitchen? 790 00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:05,741 Hold on. 791 00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:09,953 Never have I ever been asked to help with the kitchen. 792 00:47:10,037 --> 00:47:11,955 Okay, Mike. 793 00:47:13,248 --> 00:47:16,043 Mm. All right. 794 00:47:17,127 --> 00:47:18,503 Ow! 795 00:47:20,047 --> 00:47:21,965 [DISHES CLATTERING] 796 00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:24,217 MARISSA: Really? 797 00:47:25,761 --> 00:47:27,679 I'm sorry about... 798 00:47:28,722 --> 00:47:30,349 [SIGHS] 799 00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:34,394 - Oh, my God! - I just took it out of the oven. 800 00:47:34,478 --> 00:47:36,271 - It's so hot. - Put your... 801 00:47:36,355 --> 00:47:38,482 Why would it be so hot? 802 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:42,903 Why is he still here? He was only supposed to stay for the day. 803 00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:45,072 - Yeah, well, he broke his wrist. - Yeah, I'm aware. 804 00:47:45,155 --> 00:47:47,324 We were in the hospital for four hours. 805 00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:49,951 He has a car. He'll leave. 806 00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:52,829 Yeah, but he's on painkillers and now he's drunk, so... 807 00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:55,624 - Yeah, you're drinking with him. - Yeah, so? 808 00:47:55,707 --> 00:47:58,126 I just want to be drunk with you 809 00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:01,505 - and, like, be naked - Mm. 810 00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:05,300 In every room and, like, have sex everywhere. 811 00:48:05,384 --> 00:48:06,802 Okay. 812 00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:12,724 Look, he's... He's gotta go. 813 00:48:12,808 --> 00:48:18,897 - Yeah, he's gonna go tomorrow, so... - No, no. I mean, like, he's gotta go away. 814 00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:21,733 Like, somewhere else that's... 815 00:48:21,817 --> 00:48:24,277 like, not in our lives. 816 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,364 But he's my friend. 817 00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:29,073 [MARISSA SIGHS] 818 00:48:29,116 --> 00:48:30,575 I know. 819 00:48:32,119 --> 00:48:33,954 You're the best. 820 00:48:35,288 --> 00:48:37,749 But I can't do this. 821 00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:41,169 MIKE: Hey, you guys have any more wine? 822 00:48:42,129 --> 00:48:44,047 Uh, you finished that guy? 823 00:48:44,131 --> 00:48:46,925 - I did, yeah. Thank you. MARISSA: It's impressive. 824 00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:50,887 Yeah. We do have more wine. It's in the fridge. You just help yourself. 825 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,139 That's mine. 826 00:48:53,181 --> 00:48:54,433 You have a... 827 00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:59,271 Kyle, I'm gonna go to bed. 828 00:48:59,354 --> 00:49:01,022 KYLE: Okay. MIKE: Good night! 829 00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,900 Twist top. Sweet. 830 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,029 Wow. Whole thing? 831 00:49:08,113 --> 00:49:09,573 Yeah. 832 00:49:12,659 --> 00:49:14,327 Why do you have to be like this? 833 00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:16,830 Like what? 834 00:49:17,873 --> 00:49:19,791 - A fuckup. - Oh, fuck! It's hot. 835 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,460 [GROANING] 836 00:49:24,337 --> 00:49:26,506 All right, listen, I'm going to bed. 837 00:49:26,590 --> 00:49:30,760 The pillow and blanket are behind the couch, so... 838 00:49:30,844 --> 00:49:34,014 Wait, wait, Kyle, Kyle. Where are you going? 839 00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:36,725 Going to bed. 840 00:49:38,435 --> 00:49:41,188 - But it's New Year's Eve. - Yeah, I'm aware. 841 00:49:41,271 --> 00:49:45,692 - So are you gonna have sex? - That's none of your business. 842 00:49:45,775 --> 00:49:47,319 But it's almost midnight. 843 00:49:47,402 --> 00:49:51,031 So if you're not gonna have sex, we should bang pots and pans. 844 00:49:52,365 --> 00:49:53,551 - Going to bed. - It's a tradition. 845 00:49:53,575 --> 00:49:56,786 If you're not gonna bang with her, we should bang pots and pans. 846 00:49:57,829 --> 00:50:01,333 - I'm going to bed, Mike. Happy New Year. - Happy New Year. 847 00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:07,172 Wait, wait. Wait, Kyle. Kyle? 848 00:50:08,173 --> 00:50:11,301 - Yeah? - Hey, man. 849 00:50:12,511 --> 00:50:15,847 I just wanna say, like, um... Like, thank you. 850 00:50:15,931 --> 00:50:18,141 You know, for, um, having me here. 851 00:50:18,225 --> 00:50:19,476 And, uh... 852 00:50:20,519 --> 00:50:23,313 you know, for being, like, friends again. 853 00:50:23,396 --> 00:50:25,732 - You're welcome. - Yeah. 854 00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:29,945 - I'm trying to be less selfish. You know? - Right. Yeah. 855 00:50:30,028 --> 00:50:34,824 And I think about others before myself. And I think about you a lot. 856 00:50:34,908 --> 00:50:37,369 You know, and it's like... 857 00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:41,331 I know you guys are engaged and you're gonna get married and everything. 858 00:50:41,414 --> 00:50:43,416 Um, but, you know, I don't know. 859 00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:46,211 What does that mean? 860 00:50:47,379 --> 00:50:49,172 I don't know. 861 00:50:50,507 --> 00:50:53,009 I just wanna fix things with us, you know? 862 00:50:54,052 --> 00:50:55,262 And, um... 863 00:50:56,304 --> 00:50:59,891 sometimes when you're trying to do the right thing, it's the wrong thing. 864 00:50:59,975 --> 00:51:01,518 Do you know what I mean? 865 00:51:02,561 --> 00:51:03,562 No. 866 00:51:04,604 --> 00:51:06,314 Okay. Yeah. 867 00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:09,859 - Right. Okay. - Okay. 868 00:51:12,445 --> 00:51:14,906 - Well, good night. - Good night. 869 00:51:14,990 --> 00:51:17,117 Never have I never been named Kyle. 870 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,035 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 871 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:27,043 [MIKE BELCHES] 872 00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:29,462 [♪♪♪] 873 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,385 [TOOTHBRUSH SCRUBBING] 874 00:52:21,181 --> 00:52:22,641 [MARISSA SPITS] 875 00:52:31,608 --> 00:52:33,193 [WATER RUNNING] 876 00:52:38,198 --> 00:52:39,699 [WATER SHUTS OFF] 877 00:52:48,124 --> 00:52:49,668 Kyle. 878 00:52:51,127 --> 00:52:53,505 Kyle. Kyle. 879 00:52:54,547 --> 00:52:56,174 [WHISPERING] Kyle, wake up. 880 00:52:57,342 --> 00:52:59,552 Kyle, wake up. Kyle. 881 00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,723 Kyle, wake up, you bitch. 882 00:53:04,766 --> 00:53:08,269 Wake up, I wanna do butt stuff. Kyle. 883 00:53:09,521 --> 00:53:10,897 [MARISSA SIGHING] 884 00:53:21,825 --> 00:53:23,451 Fuck. 885 00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:29,499 [POTS BANGING] 886 00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:33,420 MIKE: Happy New Year! 887 00:53:41,469 --> 00:53:43,430 MIKE: That's when I realized he's my best friend. 888 00:53:43,513 --> 00:53:45,724 - Mm. - Yeah. 889 00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:49,227 Why are you marrying him? 890 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,147 [COUGHING] 891 00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,734 Um... 892 00:53:55,817 --> 00:53:57,569 Because, um... 893 00:53:58,695 --> 00:54:03,825 he is loyal and he's a good person. 894 00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:08,037 And he's, uh... He'll always be there, and... 895 00:54:08,121 --> 00:54:12,959 I don't know. And the sex is great. I don't know, why did you marry your wife? 896 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:14,210 Because I loved her. 897 00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:16,296 [♪♪♪] 898 00:54:22,427 --> 00:54:27,182 - How's your brother Ronnie doing? Yeah? - He's good. He's better. Mm-hm. 899 00:54:28,266 --> 00:54:30,685 Is he still dealing drugs? 900 00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:35,732 No, I don't think so. They weren't drugs. It was painkillers. 901 00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:37,025 [CHUCKLES] 902 00:54:38,485 --> 00:54:42,197 - He was so much fun in high school. - Heh. Yeah. 903 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,158 Yeah. You were fun in high school too though. 904 00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:47,243 MARISSA: Was I? - Yeah. 905 00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:53,792 Yeah, I mean, there were things about you, you know, that were fun, like when you... 906 00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:57,962 weren't being yourself. 907 00:54:58,046 --> 00:54:59,422 [LAUGHING] 908 00:54:59,506 --> 00:55:01,966 - I'm just kidding. - Fuck you. 909 00:55:02,050 --> 00:55:04,469 I know. No, I just feel like... 910 00:55:05,553 --> 00:55:10,934 I feel like we had, like, a connection, you know? At one time or another. 911 00:55:11,017 --> 00:55:14,646 - You think so? Oh. - Yeah. Yeah. 912 00:55:14,729 --> 00:55:18,024 Like, we're both like these... 913 00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:20,693 very primal creatures, you know? 914 00:55:20,777 --> 00:55:22,403 [BOTH LAUGHING] 915 00:55:26,616 --> 00:55:29,077 What? What? 916 00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,624 [WHISPERING] What the fuck? 917 00:55:38,962 --> 00:55:41,130 What the fuck was that? 918 00:55:44,425 --> 00:55:48,304 [IN NORMAL VOICE] What the fuck was that? Hey. Hey. 919 00:55:49,347 --> 00:55:53,560 Hey, what the fuck was that? What did you do...? Why did you do that? 920 00:55:53,643 --> 00:55:54,519 [♪♪♪] 921 00:55:54,602 --> 00:55:57,313 Look at me. Did you want to kiss me? 922 00:55:57,397 --> 00:55:58,857 No. 923 00:56:00,066 --> 00:56:01,651 [WHISPERS] Fuck you. 924 00:56:04,529 --> 00:56:06,990 [IN NORMAL VOICE] So, what did you think was gonna happen? 925 00:56:08,074 --> 00:56:12,036 Did you...? Like, you would seduce me and we would fuck and then...? 926 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,915 And then Kyle would just call off the wedding? 927 00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:18,251 Is that what you thought? 928 00:56:18,334 --> 00:56:21,129 Yeah, like, hopefully. 929 00:56:22,130 --> 00:56:24,757 You dumb fuck. 930 00:56:27,176 --> 00:56:32,181 Because you know what? If we did have sex, he wouldn't break up with me. 931 00:56:32,265 --> 00:56:33,850 He would break up with you. 932 00:56:34,893 --> 00:56:36,644 - You wanna fuck me? Go ahead! - No. 933 00:56:36,728 --> 00:56:39,397 - No. No! - Go ahead, big guy. You fucking kissed me. 934 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,274 - Fuck me. - I don't want to. 935 00:56:41,357 --> 00:56:43,318 MARISSA: Fuck you! 936 00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:47,947 Follow through with your master plan, you sick fuck! 937 00:56:48,031 --> 00:56:51,868 - Fuck is wrong with you? Does that hurt? - Ow! Fuck! 938 00:56:51,951 --> 00:56:56,873 You're just dead weight from his childhood that he's too fucking nice to... 939 00:56:56,956 --> 00:56:59,292 Fuck off of me! 940 00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:04,047 You fat, sad, pathetic fuck! Fuck! 941 00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,673 [BOTH YELLING] 942 00:57:05,757 --> 00:57:07,634 [♪♪♪] 943 00:57:13,765 --> 00:57:15,683 ♪ Too good ♪ 944 00:57:15,767 --> 00:57:17,769 ♪ This is too good ♪ 945 00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:20,355 ♪ Too good to last ♪ 946 00:57:20,438 --> 00:57:22,523 ♪ It can't go on... ♪♪ 947 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:23,775 [ENGINE SHUTS OFF] 948 00:57:26,569 --> 00:57:28,363 What the fuck? What the fuck? 949 00:57:28,446 --> 00:57:29,697 [ALL GRUNTING] 950 00:57:32,033 --> 00:57:35,244 You fuckers. What the fuck are you doing? 951 00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:38,915 Get the fuck off me! Get the fuck off of me! You son of a... 952 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:40,291 [KYLE GASPING] 953 00:57:44,671 --> 00:57:46,506 MAN [IN RASPY VOICE]: Shit, my phone. 954 00:57:54,931 --> 00:57:56,432 Come on. 955 00:57:58,810 --> 00:58:00,478 KYLE: Come on. 956 00:58:00,561 --> 00:58:03,022 Thank you very much! All right. 957 00:58:04,607 --> 00:58:05,817 Fuck! 958 00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:07,443 MAN: Come on. 959 00:58:10,279 --> 00:58:13,074 KYLE: Fuck! Help! Help! 960 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:16,119 Somebody help! Hey! Help! 961 00:58:16,202 --> 00:58:17,453 [BANGING ON TRUNK] 962 00:58:17,578 --> 00:58:20,123 Help me! Help! 963 00:58:20,206 --> 00:58:21,206 [KYLE YELLS] 964 00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:26,546 [MEN GRUNTING AND PANTING] 965 00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:27,839 [KYLE GRUNTING LOUDLY] 966 00:58:31,718 --> 00:58:33,302 MAN 1: Right here. 967 00:58:43,104 --> 00:58:45,940 KYLE: Can we just take a break? Can we take a break? 968 00:59:00,121 --> 00:59:01,581 Guys. 969 00:59:05,251 --> 00:59:07,837 Please. Please, guys. 970 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,507 - Shut the fuck up. - Okay. But please, listen. 971 00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:13,885 - I don't know what's going on... - I said, shut up. 972 00:59:14,927 --> 00:59:16,512 MAN 2 [IN RASPY VOICE]: Shut up. 973 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,474 What are you doing? 974 00:59:19,557 --> 00:59:22,143 - What? - Why are you doing that voice? 975 00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:23,603 To disguise my voice. 976 00:59:23,686 --> 00:59:27,273 Yeah, but I'm doing that voice, so pick another voice. 977 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:30,401 - It's just the Batman voice. - Then stop doing it. 978 00:59:30,485 --> 00:59:32,653 I don't have another voice. 979 00:59:34,489 --> 00:59:36,508 [IN NASALLY VOICE] Do a voice like this. You could do this. 980 00:59:36,532 --> 00:59:38,659 That's perfect. You do that, I'll do this one. 981 00:59:38,743 --> 00:59:41,037 [IN RASPY VOICE] No. I'm doing the Bat... 982 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,664 I'm doing the one I just showed you, I practiced it. 983 00:59:43,748 --> 00:59:47,085 - You do the one that I just did. - I can't do that one. 984 00:59:47,168 --> 00:59:51,172 You're not even trying. Fine. [IN NASALLY VOICE] I'll do this voice, 985 00:59:51,255 --> 00:59:54,092 - but this was why I wanted to prac... - Mike? 986 00:59:54,175 --> 00:59:56,511 - Mike? - [IN RASPY VOICE] No. 987 00:59:57,804 --> 00:59:59,597 It's you! 988 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:02,475 - Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh. - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Goddamn it, Ronnie! 989 01:00:02,558 --> 01:00:04,703 - This is awesome. Hey, Ronnie. - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey. 990 01:00:04,727 --> 01:00:05,603 Stop laughing. 991 01:00:05,686 --> 01:00:09,273 That's why I wanted to do the guns. It's so much scarier with the guns. 992 01:00:09,357 --> 01:00:11,192 This is great, guys. 993 01:00:12,193 --> 01:00:14,153 It's fucking ruined. It's ruined. 994 01:00:14,237 --> 01:00:19,325 No, it's not. It's great. Just keep going. I'll go along with you. Keep going. 995 01:00:20,368 --> 01:00:21,410 Are you ready to die? 996 01:00:21,494 --> 01:00:24,664 No, Mike. Do it in the voice. You gotta do it in the Batman voice. 997 01:00:25,665 --> 01:00:27,583 - Okay. - Go, go, go. 998 01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:30,711 - [IN RASPY VOICE] Are you ready to die? - No. 999 01:00:30,795 --> 01:00:32,940 Then I'll say, [IN RASPY VOICE] "You ready to get fucked up?" 1000 01:00:32,964 --> 01:00:34,549 No, don't fuck me up, man. 1001 01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:36,312 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Then I was gonna be like, 1002 01:00:36,384 --> 01:00:39,145 [IN RASPY VOICE] "You ready for the best bachelor party of your life?" 1003 01:00:40,096 --> 01:00:41,806 Yes! 1004 01:00:41,889 --> 01:00:43,558 Yes! 1005 01:00:43,641 --> 01:00:45,893 This is awesome. 1006 01:00:45,977 --> 01:00:49,522 Can you untie me though? You guys did a really good job. 1007 01:00:49,605 --> 01:00:51,315 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1008 01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:55,611 [RONNIE SNORTING] 1009 01:00:58,948 --> 01:01:00,241 What is that? 1010 01:01:01,242 --> 01:01:04,453 We're ice fishing, man. I gotta make this fun somehow. 1011 01:01:04,537 --> 01:01:05,872 - No, I'm okay. - Come on. 1012 01:01:06,873 --> 01:01:07,874 [COUGHING] 1013 01:01:07,957 --> 01:01:11,502 I just wanna say thanks for setting this up. I've always wanted to go ice fishing. 1014 01:01:11,586 --> 01:01:16,048 Talk to him. He planned the whole thing. Mike. I wanted to take you to AC. 1015 01:01:16,132 --> 01:01:18,259 Still do the whole kidnapping thing, 1016 01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:22,263 but when we took the hood off, have it be at the strip club. 1017 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:24,682 It's not a bachelor party without a stripper. 1018 01:01:24,765 --> 01:01:26,205 I don't need a stripper, Uncle Mark. 1019 01:01:26,267 --> 01:01:29,312 Kyle, it's not a bachelor party without a stripper. 1020 01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:32,690 Okay, I gotta go pee. Here. 1021 01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:39,155 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 1022 01:01:43,993 --> 01:01:46,621 - He's a really good guy. - Yeah. 1023 01:01:47,622 --> 01:01:48,748 The best. 1024 01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:51,792 It's too bad he's marrying my sister. 1025 01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:55,796 I mean, don't get me wrong. I like her... You know, I love her, obviously. 1026 01:01:55,880 --> 01:02:00,051 But, yeah, it's too bad he's marrying my sister. 1027 01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:01,427 Yeah. 1028 01:02:02,470 --> 01:02:04,263 He's a good guy. 1029 01:02:08,809 --> 01:02:10,937 Oh, no, I'm okay. Yeah. 1030 01:02:11,020 --> 01:02:13,100 - Hey, can you hold this? MARK: What's my name? Skip? 1031 01:02:14,023 --> 01:02:16,651 RONNIE: Oh, yeah, man. MARK: I want some cocaine. 1032 01:02:16,734 --> 01:02:18,569 RONNIE: No, no. That's not coke. 1033 01:02:18,653 --> 01:02:19,987 STRIPPER: Hey! - Hi. 1034 01:02:20,071 --> 01:02:23,658 - Um, I'm looking for a bachelor party? - Oh, yeah. It's right in there. 1035 01:02:23,741 --> 01:02:25,701 - Oh, thanks. - Yeah. 1036 01:02:26,869 --> 01:02:28,329 Mike. 1037 01:02:35,962 --> 01:02:37,213 [KYLE CHUCKLING] 1038 01:02:40,049 --> 01:02:41,884 - Thanks for doing this. - No problem. 1039 01:02:41,968 --> 01:02:43,552 [RONNIE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1040 01:02:51,310 --> 01:02:52,895 Listen... 1041 01:02:54,063 --> 01:02:57,066 I've been thinking a lot about it, with the wedding coming up. 1042 01:02:58,401 --> 01:03:01,279 I don't have many friends who know me, you know? 1043 01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:07,243 And I gotta pick a best man. 1044 01:03:08,703 --> 01:03:11,205 - So I was thinking... - I slept with Marissa. 1045 01:03:15,293 --> 01:03:16,794 Kyle, did you hear me? 1046 01:03:16,877 --> 01:03:18,296 Yeah. 1047 01:03:21,257 --> 01:03:24,176 I know this probably means the end of the our friendship again. 1048 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:25,260 Uh-huh. 1049 01:03:26,137 --> 01:03:28,681 And you'll probably have to call off the wedding. 1050 01:03:31,892 --> 01:03:35,146 - I know it hurts right now, but maybe... - Mike, shut the fuck up! 1051 01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:37,481 Just shut up, okay? 1052 01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:41,027 She told me what happened. 1053 01:03:41,110 --> 01:03:43,110 She said you were drunk and you made a sloppy move, 1054 01:03:43,154 --> 01:03:44,780 and she called you fat and pathetic. 1055 01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:47,450 - That's not what happened. - I don't care what happened. 1056 01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:49,827 If you love someone, you should care what happened. 1057 01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:51,829 Yeah, well, I don't! 1058 01:03:52,913 --> 01:03:55,041 I'm done caring. 1059 01:03:55,124 --> 01:03:57,960 I just want someone who wants to be with me. 1060 01:03:59,003 --> 01:04:01,922 And start a family and be happy. 1061 01:04:05,176 --> 01:04:07,261 You should still break up with her. 1062 01:04:07,345 --> 01:04:09,221 You're a fucking idiot. 1063 01:04:10,306 --> 01:04:12,767 You don't think I know what you're doing? 1064 01:04:14,226 --> 01:04:16,729 I know you don't like her. I know my mom and sisters don't. 1065 01:04:16,812 --> 01:04:19,857 - Nobody likes her! - Nobody likes you, Mike! 1066 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:21,609 I am the only one who likes you. 1067 01:04:21,692 --> 01:04:24,445 And I don't know why because you're fucking toxic. 1068 01:04:25,488 --> 01:04:29,492 You're loud and obnoxious, and you're an asshole! 1069 01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:32,370 I know I'm an asshole. 1070 01:04:33,621 --> 01:04:36,707 And I know no one likes me. I don't like me! 1071 01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:38,459 Okay? 1072 01:04:39,794 --> 01:04:42,755 Man, I'm not a happy person anymore. 1073 01:04:42,838 --> 01:04:44,423 And that's okay. 1074 01:04:45,424 --> 01:04:48,135 You know, but you're Kyle. You're the best person I know. 1075 01:04:48,219 --> 01:04:52,014 You make people around you happier just by being yourself. 1076 01:04:52,098 --> 01:04:57,686 I'm sorry if what I did killed a little bit of that. But she's not right for you. 1077 01:04:59,105 --> 01:05:02,024 And I'm not saying that because I don't like her. 1078 01:05:02,108 --> 01:05:05,403 Which I don't at all. 1079 01:05:06,487 --> 01:05:09,174 She's not right for you because she doesn't want you the way you are. 1080 01:05:09,198 --> 01:05:11,742 She wants some other version of you 1081 01:05:11,826 --> 01:05:14,787 that fits what she's looking for, but fuck that! 1082 01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:16,747 That's not what love's about. 1083 01:05:17,748 --> 01:05:21,419 It's difficult and it's complicated. 1084 01:05:21,502 --> 01:05:23,712 And it's painful. 1085 01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:27,007 And it doesn't go away. 1086 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,306 Man, she's not good enough for you. 1087 01:05:36,851 --> 01:05:39,103 And I'm not good enough for you. 1088 01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:44,650 If I really cared about you, I'd just leave you alone. 1089 01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:46,944 [KYLE YELLS] 1090 01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:49,155 - Kyle? Kyle? KYLE: Help! 1091 01:05:49,238 --> 01:05:50,614 - Holy shit! Kyle! - Help me! 1092 01:05:50,698 --> 01:05:53,159 - Help! Help! - Hold on! 1093 01:05:53,242 --> 01:05:54,743 Kyle! 1094 01:05:55,578 --> 01:05:57,037 [MUFFLED YELLING] 1095 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:19,059 [MUFFLED YELL] 1096 01:06:22,354 --> 01:06:24,523 Kyle! Holy shit. 1097 01:06:25,524 --> 01:06:28,569 Kyle! Kyle! 1098 01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:32,698 Kyle! 1099 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,243 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God. 1100 01:06:36,327 --> 01:06:37,411 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1101 01:06:40,247 --> 01:06:42,082 Holy shit. Okay. 1102 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:43,834 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1103 01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:46,212 You're okay. 1104 01:06:47,213 --> 01:06:48,589 Fuck. 1105 01:06:49,882 --> 01:06:51,592 Holy shit. 1106 01:06:56,639 --> 01:06:57,640 Oh, God. 1107 01:06:57,723 --> 01:06:59,934 [MIKE SIGHING] 1108 01:07:05,064 --> 01:07:07,441 Hey, how much of that did you hear? 1109 01:07:09,443 --> 01:07:11,237 What I was saying. 1110 01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:16,659 [VIOLIN PLAYING TRADITIONAL FOLK TUNE] 1111 01:07:20,329 --> 01:07:22,706 [ACCORDION AND GUITAR START PLAYING FOLK TUNE] 1112 01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:36,428 [SINGING IN RUSSIAN] 1113 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:25,519 MIKE: Hey, Kyle. It's Michael. 1114 01:08:25,603 --> 01:08:28,606 Um, I'm not sure if you've been getting any of my messages, 1115 01:08:28,689 --> 01:08:32,901 um, but I was gonna see a movie later. 1116 01:08:32,985 --> 01:08:34,695 Maybe tonight. 1117 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:37,615 Or now, if you wanted to come. 1118 01:08:37,698 --> 01:08:39,074 Uh... 1119 01:08:39,158 --> 01:08:41,285 I could also go tomorrow if you're free, 1120 01:08:41,368 --> 01:08:44,705 but today's my birthday, so I figured I would do that. 1121 01:08:45,706 --> 01:08:48,959 So, yeah, call me back, man. All right, bye. 1122 01:08:49,043 --> 01:08:50,043 [PHONE KEYPAD BEEPS] 1123 01:08:51,003 --> 01:08:52,671 [LINE RINGING] 1124 01:08:55,674 --> 01:08:57,986 MARISSA [OVER PHONE]: Hello? MIKE: Hey, Marissa. It's Mike. 1125 01:08:58,010 --> 01:09:01,597 Are you with Kyle? Because I've been trying to get a hold of him and I... 1126 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:02,890 Hello? 1127 01:09:03,891 --> 01:09:04,725 Hello? 1128 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:05,809 [KEYPAD BEEPS] 1129 01:09:06,727 --> 01:09:08,562 [MIKE SIGHS THEN HORN HONKS] 1130 01:09:08,646 --> 01:09:10,773 DRIVER: Get out of the road! 1131 01:09:10,856 --> 01:09:12,232 Fucking asshole. 1132 01:09:12,316 --> 01:09:14,318 [♪♪♪] 1133 01:09:22,076 --> 01:09:24,620 Hey, can I get one ticket? 1134 01:09:24,703 --> 01:09:26,455 WOMAN: Sure. For which movie? 1135 01:09:26,538 --> 01:09:29,500 Uh, the one that's playing now, I guess. 1136 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:31,877 Okay. That'll be 7.50. 1137 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:35,005 Okay. Do you guys still have that thing where it's free on your birthday? 1138 01:09:35,089 --> 01:09:38,425 - Yeah. - Uh, it's my birthday. 1139 01:09:38,509 --> 01:09:40,427 - Can I see your license? - Yeah. 1140 01:09:40,511 --> 01:09:44,223 No, actually. I don't have a license at the moment. 1141 01:09:44,306 --> 01:09:46,100 It's a whole thing. Um... 1142 01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:50,062 We need some kind of ID for the birthday special. Sorry. 1143 01:09:50,145 --> 01:09:52,106 I've... I mean, I've got... 1144 01:09:52,189 --> 01:09:53,691 I got, like, that. 1145 01:09:54,692 --> 01:09:57,653 - I don't know if I can take this. - It's a social security card. 1146 01:09:57,736 --> 01:10:00,614 Yeah, but it's not a valid form of ID. 1147 01:10:00,698 --> 01:10:05,911 - It's the most valid form of ID. - It doesn't have your picture on it. 1148 01:10:05,994 --> 01:10:07,996 [♪♪♪] 1149 01:10:19,299 --> 01:10:21,051 [MAN SPEAKING IN FRENCH ON-SCREEN] 1150 01:11:06,722 --> 01:11:08,724 [ORGAN PLAYING HYMN] 1151 01:11:20,861 --> 01:11:23,113 PRIEST: Please join us in prayer. 1152 01:11:24,156 --> 01:11:26,658 Be attentive to our prayers, O Lord. 1153 01:11:26,742 --> 01:11:30,579 And in your kindness, pour out your grace on these, your servants, 1154 01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:32,372 Kyle and Marissa, 1155 01:11:32,456 --> 01:11:35,375 that coming together before your altar, 1156 01:11:35,459 --> 01:11:38,921 they may be confirmed in love for one another 1157 01:11:39,004 --> 01:11:42,508 through Christ, our Lord, amen. 1158 01:11:42,591 --> 01:11:44,176 ALL: Amen. 1159 01:11:44,259 --> 01:11:48,430 PRIEST: Thank you for joining us in this joyous celebration. 1160 01:11:48,514 --> 01:11:51,809 Now the groom's sisters, Bianca and Dana, 1161 01:11:51,892 --> 01:11:55,687 will read from the book of Ephesians. 1162 01:12:03,821 --> 01:12:06,156 I'm actually gonna read from Revelation. 1163 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,909 Uh, chapter 2, verse 10. 1164 01:12:09,910 --> 01:12:12,996 "Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer. 1165 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:18,418 Behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison that you may be tried. 1166 01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:21,338 And ye shall have tribulation 10 days. 1167 01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:25,300 Be thou faithful unto death and I will give thee a crown of life." 1168 01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:27,636 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY OVER HEADPHONES] 1169 01:12:30,055 --> 01:12:32,474 A reading from Ephesians. 1170 01:12:32,558 --> 01:12:38,897 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands as unto the Lord." 1171 01:12:39,982 --> 01:12:43,026 For the husband is head of the wife, 1172 01:12:43,110 --> 01:12:45,946 even as Christ is head of the church. 1173 01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:49,533 "And he is the savior of the body." 1174 01:12:49,616 --> 01:12:51,368 Thank you, Your Honor. 1175 01:12:51,451 --> 01:12:54,746 PRIEST: Through Christ, our Lord, amen. 1176 01:12:54,830 --> 01:12:56,123 ALL: Amen. 1177 01:12:57,124 --> 01:12:58,750 PRIEST: Please join us in prayer. 1178 01:12:58,834 --> 01:13:00,878 [ORGAN PLAYING HYMN] 1179 01:13:30,991 --> 01:13:32,618 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1180 01:13:32,701 --> 01:13:34,077 [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 1181 01:13:38,415 --> 01:13:40,125 [TIRES SCREECH THEN DULL THUD] 1182 01:13:42,794 --> 01:13:46,131 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1183 01:13:48,884 --> 01:13:50,510 Let's go. 1184 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:11,949 ...And assume the responsibilities of married life. 1185 01:14:12,032 --> 01:14:14,218 MARK: Oh, this is gonna be good. PRIEST: And in this church. 1186 01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:16,036 I object. 1187 01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:19,373 PRIEST: Excuse me, sir. There's no objection in this ceremony. 1188 01:14:19,456 --> 01:14:22,793 - I'm sorry, Father. He's my best friend. PRIEST: Sir, get out of my church! 1189 01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:25,087 SUZI: Wait a second, let him speak. JIM: Oh, boy. 1190 01:14:25,170 --> 01:14:26,964 MIKE: Don't marry her, Kyle. - No! 1191 01:14:27,047 --> 01:14:30,258 No, no, no! 1192 01:14:30,342 --> 01:14:31,760 [GUESTS GASPING] 1193 01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:33,470 - Let me go! KYLE: Hey. 1194 01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:34,822 WOMAN 1: It's okay. KYLE: Hey, hey, hey. 1195 01:14:34,846 --> 01:14:36,449 WOMAN 1: Your veil. MARISSA: This is my wedding! 1196 01:14:36,473 --> 01:14:37,766 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 1197 01:14:37,849 --> 01:14:40,769 Sometimes you get knocked down, you got to get right back in there. 1198 01:14:40,852 --> 01:14:42,705 MARISSA: Fuck is he doing wearing white? KYLE: Mike! 1199 01:14:42,729 --> 01:14:43,730 MIKE: Kyle. 1200 01:14:44,815 --> 01:14:46,775 What are you doing, man? 1201 01:14:47,901 --> 01:14:50,946 You deserve to be with someone who loves you... 1202 01:14:51,989 --> 01:14:54,408 for who you are. 1203 01:14:54,491 --> 01:14:56,618 This beautiful man. 1204 01:14:57,619 --> 01:14:59,454 You're a beautiful man. 1205 01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:01,748 And I love you. 1206 01:15:02,749 --> 01:15:04,626 And so does everyone here. 1207 01:15:04,710 --> 01:15:06,920 Or at least the people on this side. 1208 01:15:08,213 --> 01:15:10,173 I just don't think she loves you. 1209 01:15:10,257 --> 01:15:11,383 MARISSA: Kyle. 1210 01:15:11,466 --> 01:15:12,843 I love you. 1211 01:15:12,926 --> 01:15:16,638 MIKE: Maybe, but you definitely don't love... - Mike, shut up. 1212 01:15:17,639 --> 01:15:18,932 Wait. 1213 01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:23,020 - Do you love me? - Yes. 1214 01:15:23,103 --> 01:15:24,688 Why do you love me? 1215 01:15:24,771 --> 01:15:26,481 Because... 1216 01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:31,319 Because you're driven and because you always get what you want. 1217 01:15:31,403 --> 01:15:33,822 And you never listen when people say no. 1218 01:15:33,905 --> 01:15:38,785 You're always pushing me to do things that I don't wanna do and constantly change... 1219 01:15:38,869 --> 01:15:41,079 That...? That's why? 1220 01:15:41,163 --> 01:15:45,167 Do you really think that this is my master plan? 1221 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:49,337 That I wanted to get married to the guy that I broke up with after high school? 1222 01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:51,506 Because it's not. 1223 01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:55,135 But I don't know what I want and I don't know what I need, 1224 01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:59,014 but I do know that I love you. 1225 01:15:59,097 --> 01:16:03,268 And I didn't expect to, but I do. 1226 01:16:03,351 --> 01:16:05,312 You didn't let me finish. 1227 01:16:06,313 --> 01:16:08,106 I was trying to say that all those things, 1228 01:16:08,190 --> 01:16:11,026 - Mm-hm. - That's what I need. 1229 01:16:12,152 --> 01:16:13,528 I love that you push me 1230 01:16:13,612 --> 01:16:17,616 because it makes me change and otherwise I'd stay the same. 1231 01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:20,786 And I don't wanna stay the same. 1232 01:16:23,413 --> 01:16:27,167 And you're so funny and beautiful. 1233 01:16:34,341 --> 01:16:35,801 I love you. 1234 01:16:35,884 --> 01:16:37,552 I love you too. 1235 01:16:38,553 --> 01:16:39,553 Hey, can I just say...? 1236 01:16:39,596 --> 01:16:41,223 - No. - Mike. 1237 01:16:41,306 --> 01:16:43,743 - Because I had a whole... - I'm pregnant. We're getting married. 1238 01:16:43,767 --> 01:16:44,935 [GUESTS GASPING] 1239 01:16:48,563 --> 01:16:52,400 Oh, my God. A baby? 1240 01:16:54,486 --> 01:16:56,238 Just go. 1241 01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:08,416 JIM: Oh, Grandma Suzi. 1242 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:11,002 - That was awesome. - Thanks. 1243 01:17:11,086 --> 01:17:12,587 WOMAN 2: I knew she was pregnant. 1244 01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:15,966 PRIEST: I think we need to take a moment... MARISSA: No, no, no. 1245 01:17:16,049 --> 01:17:17,551 We're good. We're ready. 1246 01:17:17,634 --> 01:17:20,595 Matrimony demands full consent from both parties. 1247 01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:22,097 We consent. Kyle, do you consent? 1248 01:17:22,180 --> 01:17:23,181 - I do. - Great. 1249 01:17:23,265 --> 01:17:27,269 I'm going to insist that we hold off on this until you both have had a chance 1250 01:17:27,352 --> 01:17:31,314 to think about this incredible decision you're going to make. 1251 01:17:31,398 --> 01:17:33,775 MARISSA: Are you serious? - Oh, I am serious. 1252 01:17:33,859 --> 01:17:36,111 Fifty-one percent of marriages end in divorce, 1253 01:17:36,194 --> 01:17:39,030 and pregnancy can create undue pressure. 1254 01:17:39,114 --> 01:17:43,493 I encourage both of you to consider the magnitude of this decision 1255 01:17:43,577 --> 01:17:48,790 so you may return here without coercion, freely and wholeheartedly. 1256 01:17:48,874 --> 01:17:50,458 When? 1257 01:17:51,877 --> 01:17:54,296 After the child's born. 1258 01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:56,756 What the fuck? 1259 01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:59,509 I'm sorry, Father. 1260 01:18:00,635 --> 01:18:02,220 Shit. 1261 01:18:02,304 --> 01:18:04,973 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1262 01:18:31,166 --> 01:18:32,417 [STARTER PISTOL FIRES] 1263 01:18:50,769 --> 01:18:53,230 Hey, Mike. You know how much longer it's gonna be? 1264 01:18:53,313 --> 01:18:56,483 MIKE: I'm repairing a bike, Gary. This isn't McDonald's. 1265 01:18:56,566 --> 01:18:58,151 Word. 1266 01:19:02,447 --> 01:19:04,908 Where have you been riding this thing? It's all corroded. 1267 01:19:04,991 --> 01:19:07,035 It looks like it's been in the ocean. 1268 01:19:08,036 --> 01:19:10,789 You know, mostly I take it on the bike path. 1269 01:19:10,872 --> 01:19:14,125 But, yeah, I've been going down to the beach lately. 1270 01:19:14,209 --> 01:19:18,088 Uh, trying to meet people since my mom passed. 1271 01:19:18,171 --> 01:19:20,048 You know, it's a talk thing. 1272 01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:23,009 Like, people, you know, bring their dogs and you talk about the dog. 1273 01:19:23,093 --> 01:19:24,528 - Hey. GARY: You're like, "Look at my bike. 1274 01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:26,471 Is that a pink bike? That's good exercise... " 1275 01:19:26,554 --> 01:19:28,265 Gary, I have a customer. 1276 01:19:29,266 --> 01:19:30,976 GARY: Yeah, sure. 1277 01:19:32,769 --> 01:19:34,020 MIKE: Uh, what do you want? 1278 01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:37,190 Can I get a cappuccino? 1279 01:19:37,274 --> 01:19:38,775 MIKE: Sure. 1280 01:19:42,737 --> 01:19:44,406 [COFFEE GRINDER WHIRS] 1281 01:19:56,543 --> 01:19:57,877 Are you looking to buy a bike? 1282 01:19:57,961 --> 01:19:59,754 [ESPRESSO MACHINE WHIRRING] 1283 01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:01,339 No. 1284 01:20:11,433 --> 01:20:12,976 [STEAMER HISSING LOUDLY] 1285 01:20:13,059 --> 01:20:14,978 He misses you. 1286 01:20:16,688 --> 01:20:19,065 - I'm sorry, what? - He misses you. 1287 01:20:19,149 --> 01:20:20,525 [HISSING CONTINUES] 1288 01:20:40,962 --> 01:20:42,255 - Thank you. - Sure. 1289 01:20:42,339 --> 01:20:44,924 - How much do I owe you? - It's on me. 1290 01:20:45,008 --> 01:20:47,427 - You sure? - Yeah. 1291 01:20:48,553 --> 01:20:51,681 Hey, if you're handing out free 'puccinos, I'll take one. 1292 01:20:51,765 --> 01:20:53,683 You know if your...? Is your bathroom working? 1293 01:20:53,767 --> 01:20:55,518 Gary, please go outside. 1294 01:20:55,602 --> 01:20:58,355 - Okay. Yeah, no problem, man. - Out. 1295 01:21:02,150 --> 01:21:03,860 Why are you here? 1296 01:21:03,943 --> 01:21:06,613 - Hey. MARISSA: Just wanted to talk to you. 1297 01:21:06,696 --> 01:21:08,031 Um... 1298 01:21:09,032 --> 01:21:10,784 If I were you... 1299 01:21:10,867 --> 01:21:12,535 [MARISSA CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 1300 01:21:12,619 --> 01:21:13,995 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1301 01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:19,000 [GROWLING AND GRUNTING PLAYFULLY] 1302 01:21:19,084 --> 01:21:21,002 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1303 01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:25,924 [GIBBERING] 1304 01:21:28,385 --> 01:21:30,428 You want a cowboy? 1305 01:21:38,478 --> 01:21:40,271 You're so cute. 1306 01:21:41,272 --> 01:21:42,272 You want this? 1307 01:21:42,315 --> 01:21:43,942 [COOING] 1308 01:21:44,025 --> 01:21:46,903 I know. That's what I was saying. 1309 01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:51,783 Saying, "Goo-goo, ga-ga." 1310 01:21:52,784 --> 01:21:54,869 - Hey, trade? - Yeah. 1311 01:21:56,121 --> 01:21:57,622 [GRUNTING] 1312 01:21:58,748 --> 01:22:01,668 - Here's the cactus. - Thank you. Cactus. 1313 01:22:01,751 --> 01:22:04,462 Oh, shit. I forgot my, um, card in there. 1314 01:22:04,546 --> 01:22:06,673 - Can you grab it for me? - Sure. 1315 01:22:06,756 --> 01:22:07,966 Yeah. 1316 01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:12,679 ♪ I've got to move along... ♪♪ 1317 01:22:22,897 --> 01:22:25,442 [♪♪♪] 1318 01:22:36,286 --> 01:22:38,746 ♪ What now, my love ♪ 1319 01:22:40,081 --> 01:22:41,583 ♪ Now that you left me? ♪ 1320 01:22:43,251 --> 01:22:45,503 ♪ How can I live ♪ 1321 01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,965 ♪ Through another day? ♪ 1322 01:22:50,425 --> 01:22:53,136 ♪ Watching my dreams ♪ 1323 01:22:54,387 --> 01:22:55,638 ♪ Turning to... ♪ 1324 01:22:56,639 --> 01:23:00,768 OTIS: "People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals." 1325 01:23:00,852 --> 01:23:03,188 What does "impotent" mean? 1326 01:23:04,189 --> 01:23:08,067 MARISSA: It means that you can't, like, um... 1327 01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:10,945 That you have trouble doing something, you know? 1328 01:23:11,946 --> 01:23:16,284 "A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action 1329 01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:19,579 and if there's no action, you haven't truly decided." 1330 01:23:19,662 --> 01:23:22,457 - Hey, baby, did you finish your homework? - No, not yet. 1331 01:23:22,540 --> 01:23:26,377 Okay, well, maybe what we can do is finish your homework 1332 01:23:26,461 --> 01:23:30,048 and then we can get back to reading Tony Robbins, okay? 1333 01:23:30,131 --> 01:23:31,382 OTIS: Okay. MARISSA: Okay. 1334 01:23:31,466 --> 01:23:33,718 Do you want one pancake or two? 1335 01:23:34,761 --> 01:23:36,387 - One pancake or two? - One. 1336 01:23:36,471 --> 01:23:38,097 MARISSA: One? 1337 01:23:38,181 --> 01:23:39,349 Okay. 1338 01:23:40,350 --> 01:23:42,352 Just one for you. 1339 01:23:43,353 --> 01:23:44,562 Four for me. 1340 01:23:44,646 --> 01:23:45,522 [DISHES SHATTER] 1341 01:23:45,605 --> 01:23:46,606 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1342 01:23:46,689 --> 01:23:48,900 OTIS: Mom! MARISSA: Sorry. 1343 01:23:48,983 --> 01:23:50,026 MIKE: Sorry. KYLE: Okay. 1344 01:23:50,109 --> 01:23:52,278 MIKE: Sorry. KYLE: All right. 1345 01:23:52,362 --> 01:23:53,988 MIKE: Sorry. 1346 01:23:55,823 --> 01:23:57,158 This one didn't break. 1347 01:23:58,159 --> 01:23:59,244 Great. 1348 01:23:59,327 --> 01:24:01,663 I'll get it. I'll clean it up. 1349 01:24:05,792 --> 01:24:09,546 - I'll get some glue or something. - All right. 1350 01:24:23,768 --> 01:24:25,186 [PANCAKES SIZZLING] 1351 01:24:34,821 --> 01:24:38,116 Hey, what did we say about the glasses? 1352 01:24:39,117 --> 01:24:44,372 We said that I get the glassware and you get the plates. 1353 01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:48,376 - Is that cool? - Yeah. 1354 01:24:53,298 --> 01:24:54,382 [KYLE CLEARS THROAT] 1355 01:25:03,182 --> 01:25:04,517 [COUGHS] 1356 01:25:10,523 --> 01:25:11,399 Um... 1357 01:25:11,482 --> 01:25:12,859 [CAR HORN HONKING] 1358 01:25:12,942 --> 01:25:14,777 MAN: Hey, you gotta move your truck, man. 1359 01:25:14,861 --> 01:25:17,363 MIKE: Okay, hold on. Yeah, give me a second. 1360 01:25:20,658 --> 01:25:22,702 [HONKING CONTINUES] 1361 01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:24,329 Hey, stop beeping your fucking horn! 1362 01:25:24,412 --> 01:25:26,914 MAN: Hey, you need to move your truck. MIKE: Go around! 1363 01:25:27,915 --> 01:25:30,084 MAN: Don't you move this car. 1364 01:25:30,168 --> 01:25:32,086 [HONKING CONTINUES] 1365 01:25:32,170 --> 01:25:34,047 I said, stop beeping your fucking horn! 1366 01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:36,758 - Move your truck! - Fuck you! 1367 01:25:36,841 --> 01:25:38,092 [HONKING CONTINUES] 1368 01:25:40,011 --> 01:25:43,973 Hey, buddy! There's no chance in fucking hell I'm moving this truck now! 1369 01:25:44,057 --> 01:25:47,268 Hey! Stop beeping your fucking horn! 1370 01:25:47,352 --> 01:25:49,604 Really? Really? Come on, motherfucker. 1371 01:25:49,687 --> 01:25:51,522 - I'm sorry. - Come on! 1372 01:25:51,606 --> 01:25:53,858 - Come on! - No, no. Look, man, I'm fucking sorry. 1373 01:25:53,941 --> 01:25:55,526 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. 1374 01:25:55,610 --> 01:25:58,821 You fuck! Move the fucking truck! 1375 01:25:58,905 --> 01:26:00,740 Asshole! 1376 01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:02,533 - You got something to say? - Nothing, no. 1377 01:26:02,617 --> 01:26:05,036 - You wanna say something? - Nothing. I got nothing. 1378 01:26:06,454 --> 01:26:09,123 MAN: Fucking motherfucker. 1379 01:26:09,207 --> 01:26:10,458 [TRUCK ENGINE STARTS] 1380 01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:13,753 MIKE: Kyle, I'll be right back! 1381 01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:15,463 KYLE: Okay! 1382 01:26:24,347 --> 01:26:26,099 MARISSA: What's going on? 1383 01:26:27,141 --> 01:26:29,727 - Driving school. - Oh, Jesus. 1384 01:26:30,728 --> 01:26:33,231 Sorry. Mike broke a plate. 1385 01:26:33,314 --> 01:26:35,024 Okay. 1386 01:26:41,239 --> 01:26:43,116 It's a great house. 1387 01:26:45,326 --> 01:26:46,744 Yeah. 1388 01:26:58,965 --> 01:27:02,719 Um, listen, I'm gonna talk to Otis's teacher about the whole math thing. 1389 01:27:02,802 --> 01:27:03,886 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 1390 01:27:03,970 --> 01:27:07,473 I e-mailed her, but it will be good if you talk to her 1391 01:27:07,557 --> 01:27:09,934 because, you know, she likes you better. 1392 01:27:23,614 --> 01:27:24,449 [TRUCK HORN HONKS] 1393 01:27:24,532 --> 01:27:27,702 Sorry. The horn's like... 1394 01:27:27,785 --> 01:27:28,785 [SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1395 01:27:28,828 --> 01:27:30,246 Let's go. 1396 01:27:48,389 --> 01:27:49,891 I'll see you. 1397 01:27:55,813 --> 01:27:58,524 Hey, Mike, can you...? I got it, I got it. 1398 01:27:58,608 --> 01:28:00,526 Can you just hold on to these? 1399 01:28:00,610 --> 01:28:03,029 Mike, the car. Mike, the car! 1400 01:28:03,112 --> 01:28:04,197 MIKE: Sorry. 1401 01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:07,033 You got to put the break on, man. 1402 01:28:08,034 --> 01:28:09,035 Whoa! 1403 01:28:09,118 --> 01:28:10,119 [MIKE LAUGHS] 1404 01:28:12,413 --> 01:28:13,790 Bye. 1405 01:28:15,416 --> 01:28:17,710 MIKE: Why do you still have tapes? 1406 01:28:21,255 --> 01:28:22,799 OTIS: Dad! 1407 01:28:24,258 --> 01:28:27,595 - Careful! - Dad, wait for me! 1408 01:28:29,138 --> 01:28:31,224 Dad, wait! 1409 01:28:32,809 --> 01:28:33,893 Dad! 1410 01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:35,061 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 1411 01:28:36,103 --> 01:28:37,605 [BACK-UP SIGNAL BEEPING] 1412 01:28:46,697 --> 01:28:50,201 - Hey. - Dad, why didn't you wait for me? 1413 01:28:50,284 --> 01:28:53,746 The house is, like, three houses down. 1414 01:28:53,830 --> 01:28:57,250 You're okay. Don't worry. You got some chocolate on your face. 1415 01:28:57,333 --> 01:29:01,087 I read that 70 percent of long-term prison inmates are a product of divorce. 1416 01:29:01,170 --> 01:29:03,881 - That's not funny. - I agree. It's not funny at all. 1417 01:29:03,965 --> 01:29:05,174 It's tragic. 1418 01:29:05,258 --> 01:29:06,843 - How you doing? OTIS: Good. 1419 01:29:06,926 --> 01:29:08,344 Good. 1420 01:29:08,427 --> 01:29:10,263 You're riding great. 1421 01:29:12,431 --> 01:29:14,701 Those training wheels are slowing him down. You know that, right? 1422 01:29:14,725 --> 01:29:16,477 He needs them. 1423 01:29:16,561 --> 01:29:19,063 He wouldn't need them if you taught him how to ride a bike. 1424 01:29:19,146 --> 01:29:21,774 Mike, we talked about this. You don't get a say. 1425 01:29:21,858 --> 01:29:25,570 I'm not trying to get a say. I'm just saying that, like, he's a natural athlete, and... 1426 01:29:25,653 --> 01:29:29,490 Listen, I already made a decision. It's his choice. 1427 01:29:31,450 --> 01:29:32,451 Hey, Otis. 1428 01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:35,663 Wanna take those training wheels off and ride a bike like an actual person? 1429 01:29:35,746 --> 01:29:37,331 Yeah. 1430 01:29:38,708 --> 01:29:40,334 Okay, fine. 1431 01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:41,752 - You want to? - Yeah. 1432 01:29:41,836 --> 01:29:44,297 All right. Here we go. Let's pull over. 1433 01:29:44,380 --> 01:29:46,173 Here you go. Oh. Stop, stop, stop. 1434 01:29:46,257 --> 01:29:48,759 Yeah, there you go. Okay. 1435 01:30:03,274 --> 01:30:06,110 Fuck. Goddamn it. 1436 01:30:06,193 --> 01:30:09,196 OTIS: Dad! - Sorry. 1437 01:30:15,077 --> 01:30:17,622 - You want some help with this? - No, I got it. 1438 01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:20,458 God! 1439 01:30:24,587 --> 01:30:27,173 - Kyle, I have a tool. - No, I got it. 1440 01:30:29,508 --> 01:30:30,843 All right. 1441 01:30:33,804 --> 01:30:35,473 Okay, Otis. 1442 01:30:41,437 --> 01:30:46,901 All right, so riding a bike is just like riding a bike with training wheels, okay? 1443 01:30:46,984 --> 01:30:49,278 You just look straight ahead, don't look down. 1444 01:30:49,362 --> 01:30:52,990 And if you get freaked out, you just put your feet down and stop, okay? 1445 01:30:53,074 --> 01:30:54,492 - Okay. - All right. 1446 01:30:54,575 --> 01:30:57,453 Go ahead and get on. And don't be scared, okay? 1447 01:30:57,536 --> 01:30:59,246 - I'm not scared. - Okay. 1448 01:30:59,330 --> 01:31:01,874 I'm just saying, if you are scared, that's okay. 1449 01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:03,960 - I'm not. - Okay. 1450 01:31:04,043 --> 01:31:07,046 Hey, Otis, when you crash, just get back on the bike, you know? 1451 01:31:07,129 --> 01:31:08,422 - Really? - Yeah. 1452 01:31:08,506 --> 01:31:11,175 He's gonna crash so he should know what to do when that happens. 1453 01:31:11,258 --> 01:31:12,760 Why are you putting it in his head? 1454 01:31:12,843 --> 01:31:16,847 I'm not. I'm just telling him so he has an understanding... He's riding. 1455 01:31:16,931 --> 01:31:20,059 - Otis! Otis, keep pedaling! Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 1456 01:31:22,103 --> 01:31:24,855 - Otis, are you hurt? Are you okay? OTIS: Yeah. 1457 01:31:24,939 --> 01:31:26,482 - Which one? - I'm okay. 1458 01:31:26,565 --> 01:31:28,150 Okay. 1459 01:31:29,944 --> 01:31:31,404 Okay. 1460 01:31:31,487 --> 01:31:32,697 Now, listen, man. 1461 01:31:32,780 --> 01:31:36,701 Sometimes in life, we fall down and it hurts, okay? 1462 01:31:36,784 --> 01:31:39,584 But that's when it's important for us to get back on the bike and ride. 1463 01:31:39,620 --> 01:31:42,415 I know. Uncle Mike just said that. 1464 01:31:44,208 --> 01:31:46,794 - Hey, Otis. You want some more Orangina? - No, I'm good. 1465 01:31:46,877 --> 01:31:48,921 - Okay. - Just take it easy, okay? 1466 01:31:49,005 --> 01:31:51,382 Just take a moment. 1467 01:31:51,465 --> 01:31:53,759 God, this is so stressful. 1468 01:31:56,137 --> 01:31:57,948 He's fine, I'm telling you. Oh, he's going again. 1469 01:31:57,972 --> 01:31:59,724 Oh, shit. Okay. 1470 01:32:00,725 --> 01:32:03,644 - He's going! - You're doing great! Keep pedaling! 1471 01:32:03,728 --> 01:32:06,689 - You're doing great, Otis! - Oh, my gosh. He is doing great. 1472 01:32:06,772 --> 01:32:09,900 - Holy shit, he's going really fast. - He's going really fast. Wow. 1473 01:32:13,029 --> 01:32:15,573 - Great work, Otis. - Great work. Wow. 1474 01:32:16,574 --> 01:32:17,992 Wow. 1475 01:32:18,075 --> 01:32:18,993 [♪♪♪] 1476 01:32:19,076 --> 01:32:22,121 MIKE: He's got a great cadence, you know? - Yeah. 1477 01:32:22,204 --> 01:32:23,873 MIKE: Takes after... - Mike, stop. 1478 01:32:23,956 --> 01:32:26,333 MIKE: I'm just saying, he's a natural athlete. 1479 01:32:26,417 --> 01:32:27,752 That has to be genetic. 1480 01:32:27,835 --> 01:32:31,797 KYLE: Just keep pedaling. Stay to the side so Mom doesn't get mad at me. 1481 01:32:31,881 --> 01:32:33,591 There you go. 1482 01:32:33,674 --> 01:32:35,468 Look at you! 1483 01:32:35,551 --> 01:32:40,056 Look at you! This is amazing. Wow. 1484 01:32:40,139 --> 01:32:41,682 Oh, yeah. 1485 01:32:41,766 --> 01:32:43,017 [ALL LAUGHING] 1486 01:32:45,102 --> 01:32:47,438 OTIS: I could do a high five. KYLE: High-fiving Mike? 1487 01:32:47,521 --> 01:32:49,356 MIKE: That was a close one! No high-fiving. 1488 01:32:49,440 --> 01:32:51,710 - Let's go. Keep going. KYLE: Keep going, we gotta push it! 1489 01:32:51,734 --> 01:32:53,319 Out of the saddle! Out of the saddle! 1490 01:32:53,402 --> 01:32:55,738 - Push! Mush, mush, mush! OTIS: I got it. 1491 01:32:55,821 --> 01:32:56,655 [ALL LAUGHING] 1492 01:32:56,739 --> 01:32:59,658 ♪ With your eyes You smile hello ♪ 1493 01:32:59,742 --> 01:33:01,869 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1494 01:33:02,870 --> 01:33:05,831 ♪ I could feel My heart explode ♪ 1495 01:33:05,915 --> 01:33:07,458 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1496 01:33:09,001 --> 01:33:12,088 ♪ Then you took my hand And soon ♪ 1497 01:33:12,171 --> 01:33:15,174 ♪ Stars were shining In the afternoon ♪ 1498 01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:17,593 ♪ Gracias a dios Gracias a dios ♪ 1499 01:33:17,676 --> 01:33:19,595 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1500 01:33:22,264 --> 01:33:25,351 ♪ Now I'll never be alone ♪ 1501 01:33:25,434 --> 01:33:26,685 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1502 01:33:26,769 --> 01:33:28,229 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1503 01:33:28,312 --> 01:33:31,398 ♪ I have you To call my own ♪ 1504 01:33:31,482 --> 01:33:32,900 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1505 01:33:32,983 --> 01:33:34,527 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1506 01:33:34,610 --> 01:33:37,530 ♪ And I thank the Lord above ♪ 1507 01:33:37,613 --> 01:33:40,491 ♪ For the miracle Of your love ♪ 1508 01:33:40,574 --> 01:33:42,910 ♪ Gracias a dios Gracias a dios ♪ 1509 01:33:42,993 --> 01:33:45,830 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1510 01:33:45,913 --> 01:33:49,166 ♪ Yes, I thank the Lord above ♪ 1511 01:33:49,250 --> 01:33:52,253 ♪ For the miracle Of your love ♪ 1512 01:33:52,336 --> 01:33:53,754 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1513 01:33:53,838 --> 01:33:55,381 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪ 1514 01:33:55,464 --> 01:34:02,471 ♪ Gracias a dios ♪♪ 1515 01:34:04,765 --> 01:34:07,393 [♪♪♪] 106945