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The seven-million-year history
of mankind is about to end.
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It is not due to a nuclear war
or an invasion by an alien race,
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or even a collision with an asteroid.
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Mankind now faces
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its extinction, its end, at the hands of
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none other than the creators
of mankind themselves, the gods!
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GÖLL, YOUNGEST OF THE 13 VALKYRIE
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The time has come, my sister, Brünnhilde.
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THE COUNCIL OF VALHALLA, COUNCIL HALL
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HERMES, ONE OF THE 12 GODS OF OLYMPUS
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Now then, everyone, 1,000 years have
already passed since the last session.
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Let us commence our meeting.
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The Council on the Fate of Mankind
attended by all the gods of the world.
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The question is...
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Do we allow mankind to continue
to exist for the next 1,000 years...
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or do we bring their existence to an end?
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Gods and goddesses,
make your opinions known.
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Here's what I think.
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They should be wiped out.
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I've watched them these last 1,000 years,
but they have zero intention of reforming.
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Let's demolish the whole lot of them.
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Yes, you are quite right, Shiva.
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These past 1,000 years,
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the world has become
increasingly unpleasant.
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The oceans are filled with trash and oil,
the forests are dying out,
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and creatures continue to go extinct.
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You could even say
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mankind itself is a calamity
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that is annihilating all living things
on the face of the earth.
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Aphrodite is right!
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Mankind should be exterminated!
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Those scum are a pestilence!
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I'm weary of leading them.
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I couldn't agree more!
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Well, it seems we've come to a decision.
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By unanimous vote,
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The Council on the Fate of Mankind
has decided to end...
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Wait!
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- What?
- Who was that?
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Well, if it isn't a Valkyrie.
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It's a Valkyrie!
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What are you thinking, Brünnhilde?
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You can't stop the gods
from concluding a decision!
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With all due respect,
gods and goddesses, I have an objection.
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- Stay out of this, Brünnhilde!
- Stay out of this, Brünnhilde!
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ODIN, SUPREME NORSE GOD
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You stupid half-breed god!
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This is a matter for the gods,
so butt out!
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You want to fight? Then bring it on!
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Admittedly, mankind's tyranny
and atrocities are egregious.
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How dare you ignore me!
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However,
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simply eliminating them
would be too crude.
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I see.
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How about this?
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To determine
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whether it is worth allowing mankind
to exist for another 1,000 years,
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demonstrate the mercy and power
of the gods by testing mankind.
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Test them?
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Do you want to flood the earth again?
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Or hasten the ice age and freeze them?
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No.
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There is a more effective method.
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What?
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What is she up to?
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- Hey!
- What is she saying?
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The final battle between god and man,
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Ragnarok!
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Ragnarok?
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As stipulated in the ultra-special clause
of Article 62, Paragraph 15
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of the Constitution of Valhalla,
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it is "a one-on-one battle
between the gods and mankind."
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The Law of the Final Battle
Between God and Man,
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otherwise known as "Ragnarok."
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It is a tournament of one-on-one battles
between 13 humans and 13 gods.
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Whichever side achieves
seven victories first wins.
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The moment mankind loses seven times,
their destruction is decided.
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On the other hand, if mankind wins,
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their existence for
the next 1,000 years is guaranteed.
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But this law has never once been applied
since the birth of mankind.
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This is because humans defeating gods is
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utterly impossible!
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In other words,
the statute is a mere formality.
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It was established
purely as a joke by the gods.
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What a bunch of nonsense!
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I would've thought
a Valkyrie like you would know.
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Humans are no match for gods!
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- It's a total waste of time!
- It's a total waste of time!
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That's right!
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It will be mere child's play!
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What's the point in us
facing off against humans?
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Utterly ludicrous!
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So I take it that it is the gods' opinion
that mankind should be eliminated...
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and...
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that you want to avoid
direct competition with humans?
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- What?
- What?
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You want to eliminate mankind
without battling them?
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You don't want to fight them face-to-face?
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Could it be? Is it possible that...
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you are...
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chickening out?
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If that's true,
then please excuse me for interfering.
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Brünnhilde...
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Please ignore my remarks.
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Let's forget about Ragnarok and all that.
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Don't do that!
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You'll end up being eliminated
before mankind is!
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Please apologize to them!
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Brünnhilde!
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What?
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They're not angry?
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There's one thing
Brünnhilde was quite confident of.
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I knew it. The gods are
far more short-tempered than mankind.
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I see. Ragnarok, right?
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I find your proposal intriguing.
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Thank you for bringing it up.
Quite intriguing.
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What do you say, everyone?
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It's been a while,
so wouldn't you like to see
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the thundering of the gods
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and our overwhelming ferocity?
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How about it, everyone?
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Let us gods
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fight it out against mankind!
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Thus, the final battle
between god and man,
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Ragnarok, was unexpectedly approved!
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Brünnhilde.
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I would like you to select those
who will represent mankind.
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You want to assist mankind, don't you?
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After all,
you are one of the tragic Valkyries,
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the half-god, half-human beings
who were once reduced to being humans.
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Right?
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I shall select
the thirteen most powerful humans
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from mankind's
seven million years of history.
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RAGNAROK
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VALHALLA ARENA
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It's about to begin, Brünnhilde.
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Yes.
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Who will be the first
to fight for the gods?
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For countless eons...
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HEIMDALL, WATCHMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE
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...I have waited to blow Gjallarhorn!
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To announce the start of the final battle
between god and man, Ragnarok!
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Hey, you all. Are you ready?
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The rules are simple.
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Victory is determined
when either a human or a god dies.
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In other words, when their existence
is permanently terminated.
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In the first bout,
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representing the gods is...
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this man!
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All the gods want to see
this guy get serious in a fight.
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His Mjölnir shatters continents.
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If this dude can't do it, then who can?
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He lives and dies by war!
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The strongest Norse god,
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Thor!
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Yikes! It's Thor, god of thunder!
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There's no way we can win, Brünnhilde!
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Not to worry, Göll.
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I'm sure he will defeat him.
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Of those whom I have met
on the battlefield, he is the strongest...
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In fact, he is the biggest badass
and most maniacal warrior of them all.
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MOST MANIACAL
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And the foolish human who will
represent mankind against the gods is
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this man!
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Will the seven million years
of mankind's reign end here?
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- Nay!
- Nay!
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Will the seven million years
of mankind's glory be forgotten?
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- Nay!
- Nay!
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It's him...
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Goodness me!
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This man is here to maintain
the hopes and dreams of mankind!
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I ask you,
is there anyone other than this man
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who could defeat a god?
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- Nay!
- Nay!
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Is there any doubt that
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there is no one greater than him
in all of human history?
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- Nay!
- Nay!
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The most powerful of all Chinese heroes!
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Lü Bu!
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My lord...
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Buddha, protect us.
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Buddha, protect us.
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You there, human. Cease your prayers.
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The enemy that we must defeat is...
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the very gods you are praying to now.
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With mankind's existence on the line
in their final battle with the gods,
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Ragnarok,
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we've got one hell of an opening bout!
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For the gods,
it's the strongest of the Norse gods,
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the berserker of thunder!
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Thor!
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And the human challenger is...
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the strongest hero of the Three Kingdoms!
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Lü Bu!
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This is truly a battle
of strongest versus strongest!
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The electricity in the stands
is also at max voltage!
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Thor!
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Annihilate that lowly human
with a single blow!
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Come on, Lü Bu!
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Hurry up and grind
that bastard of a god into mincemeat!
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"Mincemeat"?
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Gods versus mankind!
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Nothing could go better
with liquor than this!
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Isn't that right, mate?
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I don't quite get this.
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Wouldn't the greatest
of the Three Kingdoms be
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the one known as Yunchang
in his mortal years?
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In other words,
you, who have become a god?
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In terms of strategy and overall ability,
probably so.
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However, if judging entirely
by raw fighting power,
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the only possible conclusion is...
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that the strongest during
the Three Kingdoms Era
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is Lü Bu!
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No doubt about it!
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Yet, those in Lü Bu's army
never change, do they?
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My lord! We're all behind you!
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Whenever you fight in battle,
we'll always be there with you!
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To think that the day would come
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when I would see
my lord's gallant figure again, I...
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I'm overwhelmed!
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Brünnhilde,
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do you really think Lü Bu can win?
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"Humans can't possibly defeat gods."
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Is that what you think, Göll?
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Well, I mean...
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I am sure that is what
all the gods here still think.
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That's exactly why we have a chance.
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This is the perfect moment
to bash their smug faces in
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as they scoff at humans.
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Bash them in?
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Bash them in.
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Their smug faces?
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Their smug faces.
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You know,
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you can sometimes say
some pretty mean things.
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You have no idea
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how weary I've grown waiting
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for the day when I can blow this thing
with all my might!
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According to Edda,
the story of Norse mythology,
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when Heimdall, watchman of the apocalypse,
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sounds the horn of the apocalypse,
Gjallarhorn,
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the final battle between god and man,
Ragnarok, will commence.
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Pulverize him.
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It's really going to start...
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The one-on-one battle
between gods and humans.
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THE FIRST BOUT IN THE FINAL BATTLE
BETWEEN GOD AND MAN
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THOR VS. LÜ BU
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THE BATTLE BEGINS!
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The battle between the strongest gods
and the strongest humans!
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The first bout
of this tournament is about...
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- What's that?
- Oh, my!
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Both combatants
have lowered their weapons!
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Their guard is down!
Neither of them is taking a stance!
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Now they're approaching one another!
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00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,268
Unbelievably, both have started off
with their guard down!
256
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:50,147
What's more, they're both casually
closing the distance between them!
257
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,735
So they couldn't care less
how the other comes at them.
258
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:58,155
Neither of them has any intention
of sizing up the other.
259
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,158
I figured this would happen.
260
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,037
That's Lü Bu for you!
261
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,039
Quite right.
262
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,458
What the heck is with that human?
263
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,085
What a cocky, disrespectful boor!
264
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,922
- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
265
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,299
- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
266
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,551
- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
267
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,179
- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
268
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,640
- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
269
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,808
That's my lord!
270
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,394
- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
271
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,813
- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
272
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,857
- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
273
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,401
- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
274
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:41,365
Brünnhilde,
is that guy really going to be all right?
275
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:46,078
Doesn't it seem like Lü Bu
is the one scoffing at the gods?
276
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,957
This must be how the greatest humans live.
277
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,597
Thor and Lü Bu.
278
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:09,601
These dissimilar men have
only a single thing in common.
279
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,605
They have vanquished
their foes with a single blow.
280
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:34,913
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey
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