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Happy Treat Tuesday.
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This is my world-famous creation...
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half brownie, half blondie
so they come out beige.
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But Beige-ies sounds horrible,
so I call them Khakis.
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- Jump in.
- Jump into your khakis?
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This is a hall of justice,
not a Connecticut key party.
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You did a lot of baking.
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Well, I had to do gluten free for Laura
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and gluten-heavy for Timo,
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and Sandy's allergic to nuts
but wouldn't say which ones,
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so I had to do six
different kinds for him.
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It's like Russian Roulette, but yummy.
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- Ugh.
- What, are they bad?
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No. They're delicious,
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which is somehow more annoying.
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Guess who's back? Vincent Graziano.
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Back after 2 days.
The over-under was 2.5.
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Yes! Ha! Ah!
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The under takes it. Ah!
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It's easy money.
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Graziano's been arrested for
possession of stolen items
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four times in three weeks.
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Yeah, who could have
guessed that a repeat offender
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would not show up to
paint the wall of a rec center?
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Oh, that's right... everyone.
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I just think, if you
show a little compassion,
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you can put people on a better path.
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Yeah, it all sounds exhausting.
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It's all that caring.
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Don't worry about me, Dan.
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I've always got my
emotional-support grouch.
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And your vest came in. I
can take you on planes now.
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So, is tonight the night
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finally you throw the book at Graziano?
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Mm. There's something
going on with that guy.
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He only started committing
crimes a few weeks ago.
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I've got one more little
move I'm gonna try on him.
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- Ha!
- Ohh.
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Feed me! Feeeeeed me.
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Okay, I like that you guys are bonding,
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but I wish it wasn't over
mocking my judicial philosophy.
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Ooh, you know what?
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That's the perfect size for my winnings.
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- ADA Moore.
- Oh.
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I got you a little something
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to help with the evening rush hour.
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Oh, thank you, Officer.
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Don't mind if I doo-oo-woo-oo.
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Oh.
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Come on, Gurgs, don't judge me.
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Pretty much the only
upside to working here
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is that the cops give
me perks to thank me
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for constantly winning all their cases.
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No judgement here.
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The coroner gave me these earrings.
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- Jane Doe.
- Ooh.
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What's next, Neil?
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It's everybody's favorite recidivist,
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our returning champion,
Vincent Graziano.
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- Someone got a haircut.
- Latest charge...
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not showing up for community service.
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Uh, Your Honor, my client does
not dispute the parole violation
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and will accept any punishment
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that the Court deems... appropriate.
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I don't accept this plea, Mr. Graziano.
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I think we're about to get to the bottom
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of what's really going on with you.
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Last time you were here,
you mentioned that you spent
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some of your childhood in a youth home.
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Did I? You were asking
a lot of questions.
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I said a lot of things.
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So I had my clerk track
down someone from your past.
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I got to do some digging.
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I was her "The Girl
with the Dragon Tattoo."
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- Were you that?
- Or were you her "Blue's Clues?"
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Since I haven't been
able to get through to you,
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I think I found someone who can.
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Permission to approach
the bench, Your Honor?
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Surprise guest? Who are you, DJ Khaled?
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Yeah, okay, fine, I have
Spotify, and sometimes
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it shuffles to things
that I don't understand.
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I just think this guy
needs a little intervention.
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Look, I appreciate you
wanting to help, all right,
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but this is a court,
not a therapist's office,
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no matter how many mental
patients march through here.
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Well, get ready to arrest my
heart for indecent exposure,
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'cause I'm about to be
flashin' some compassion.
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- Ugh.
- Don't type that, please.
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Father Manny, could you
please approach the bench?
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Uh, Your Honor, I really
don't think this is a good idea.
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Lorenzo, what are you doing here?
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Lorenzo? No, this is Vincent. Graziano?
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Um, Your Honor,
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oooobjection!
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Adjourned!
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This is Lorenzo Mullen.
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He brings troubled youth to my program.
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He's a very private person.
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Father, do not finish.
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- Oh, I get it now.
- Neil!
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- Yeah, okay, sorry.
- I almost let that slip.
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He's an undercover cop.
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So, who here can keep a secret?
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Great! And who here is lying?
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Outing an undercover cop
could have happened to anybody.
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I mean, how long has that
microphone even been there?
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Since my first week... in 1984.
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Apparently, he was trying
to get thrown in jail
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so he could earn the
trust of Giovanni Totino,
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infiltrate the family, and
entertain thousands of dads
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by inspiring the next Scorsese movie.
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Ooh, what I wouldn't give
to live that undercover life.
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Shoebox full of passports,
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meeting up with your
boss in a parking garage,
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shooting your partner
to prove you're legit,
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not knowing where Gurgs ends
and Sasha Santiago begins.
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Oh, hey, guys. Hey.
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D... Did you see that?
They just iced me.
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Hey, I'm the one who does
the icing around here!
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Right, since we do not
know what we're walking into,
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you guys go first.
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Hey, Your Honor, just wanted
to see how you were doing
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and if anyone else needs to be
worried about how they're doing.
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I'm okay.
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I mean, how was I supposed to know
he wanted to go to jail?
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I mean, how could anyone know that a guy
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who committed multiple
crimes, pled guilty,
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and then tried to get
a "Lock Him Up" chant
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going in the courtroom
secretly wanted to go to jail?
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Upstate we only had one undercover cop.
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And I think the only reason
Earl went undercover was
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so that he could win the high
school state championship at 26.
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Also, he'd never been kissed.
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Good for Earl.
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Lorenzo wasn't even in super deep yet.
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He was just 10 months
into the operation.
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10 months. 10 months? 10 months!
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Now that I say it out loud,
it sounds so much longer
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than when you read it in the file.
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You could grow a baby in 10 months.
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This is bad. No. No.
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We're doing good here.
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I mean, I can't get everything right.
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I'm just one judge trying
to make a difference.
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But what if I'm making
the difference wrong?
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If I had just sent him
to jail rather than trying
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to figure him out,
everything would be fine.
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But I didn't, so it's not. It's bad.
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This is very bad.
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I feel like I made the city
a more dangerous place today.
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Or did I make it a more
dangerous place in the future?
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Neither one sounds good.
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- Relax, Your Honor.
- As long as you didn't affect
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anything in the past, we're good.
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Oh! Where's Neil?
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- Sorry, tying my shoe.
- Oh, thank God.
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I thought you got Butterfly Effected.
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I think I'm gonna just
go think about this a bit.
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Let's call it a night.
We can panic tomorrow.
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I mean, pick it up tomorrow.
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So, what do you guys want to do now?
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Ha! Kidding.
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- Well, I was right.
- The cops are mad at me.
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They're taking all my perks away.
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Just now, when I was
walking through the building,
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I had to go through... security.
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We all do.
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Not me. I get waved through.
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Today I just had to
stand there and wait.
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There were people in
front of me, behind me.
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They were all just standing there.
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It was madness.
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That's a line. They're everywhere.
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- Oh, good. Abby's here.
- I could do with a treat.
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Wait, why are her arms empty?
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Am I hallucinating from dehydration
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after standing so long in
that... that... that thing?
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Hey, everyone, I'm glad you're all here.
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There's something I wanted
to talk to you about.
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Is it about where
you're hiding the treats?
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Because I don't see any.
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Actually, Neil, it's
about a decision I've made.
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I'm always advocating digging
into defendants' lives,
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and, well, last night I did
some soul searching on myself.
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It's time a face some hard truths.
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I don't have a head for hats,
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and I need to change the
way I approach this job.
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I mean, I didn't realize
that the way I do things
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might actually hurt people.
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So, from now on, I am just
going to be a normal judge.
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Normal judge?
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Like one who calls balls and strikes,
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one who doesn't ask deep
and probing questions?
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One who will cancel this Friday's
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"Bring Your Dog to Court Night"?
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It's already off the calendar.
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From here on out, I
am all about boundaries,
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boundaries in the court
room and all other rooms.
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Got it? Now, Officer
Gruganous, start in 10.
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- My full name?
- I feel like I'm in trouble.
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Like when my mama calls
me Officer Gruganous.
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This is good.
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Things will run a lot
smoother around here.
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We shouldn't be upset. We
should be throwing a party.
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- With what treats, Dan?
- With what treats?
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Oh. Officers, hi.
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Um, I just came from outside
where my car was getting towed.
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I... I... I chased the
truck three blocks,
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then I had to walk 10 blocks back
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because the driver didn't
stop when I jumped on the hood.
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Were you parked in a red zone?
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Because no one can park
in a red zone, ma'am.
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N... N... No, but it's... but I...
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I'm tired of living
like a regular person.
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I gotta figure out what
I can do to fix this.
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Well, I could talk to them,
get to the bottom of it.
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Oh, yes, yes, that would
be amazing, thank you.
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Don't thank me. Thank Sasha Santiago.
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Is this about you wanting to help,
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or do you just want to go undercover?
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- Well, couldn't it be both?
- Okay, fine.
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Let's call the first case.
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We're just gonna start?
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But I didn't get to do me "All rise."
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That's in the Constitution.
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Okay, The People versus Nate Crabbe.
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Mr. Crabbe is charged
with a D-and-D D-and-D.
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Drink and disorderly while
playing "Dungeons and Dragons."
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Your Honor, my client is a Class
18 Barbarian Ogre
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who got a little too into
character swinging his war-horn.
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That is not a euphemism.
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It would be a little less
embarrassing if it was.
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It says here your client was
drunk and brandishing a weapon.
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So seems pretty straightforward.
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Yes, uh, yes, there are
just maybe a few details
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that you should consider.
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They were celebrating the wedding
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of Condor the Paladin
and Mordecai the Warg.
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And you know how people get at weddings.
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The court is only interested
in facts from this realm,
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so can we wrap it up, Counselor?
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But I learned Nerd for this.
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Your Honor, I truly appreciate
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your new business approach to the job,
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00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,823
but, uh, maybe you're
overcorrected a bit.
247
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,324
Permission to approach.
248
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,159
- Denied.
- Denied?
249
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,788
That's never... happened before.
250
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:49,751
Permission to... lean?
251
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,837
I'm pretty tall.
252
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,424
I think I can...
253
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,342
Okay, if there's nothing further,
254
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,886
the Court is ready to rule.
255
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,264
In light of the defendant's
reckless behavior,
256
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,849
I have no choice but to...
257
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,101
You're making a mistake.
258
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,352
What did you say?
259
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,062
I think you're allowing your issues
260
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:13,483
to cloud your judgement in this
particular case, Your Honor.
261
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,777
- I find the defendant...
- Don't.
262
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,574
- I find the defendant...
- Nope.
263
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,453
That's one count of
contempt for Mr. Fielding.
264
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,621
- Objection!
- On what grounds?
265
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,959
I cite the precedent
of Anderson versus...
266
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,007
Make that two counts.
267
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:39,968
Officer, take him and book him.
268
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,636
Okay, now, look,
269
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,597
all the gangs are gonna want you.
270
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,807
Now, take your time deciding.
271
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:49,227
- Enjoy being courted.
- Oh...
272
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:57,027
Hey, hey, hey, it's Treat Tuesday!
273
00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,445
So I went to a bakery.
274
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,031
We gotta keep the
tradition alive, right?
275
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:04,910
Just a few random Tuesdays,
Neil, not really a tradition.
276
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,204
It's not like the fireworks
on the Fourth of July
277
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:10,165
or eating a groundhog
on the third of February.
278
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,253
Um... Uh, quick heads up...
279
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:19,466
the only place open at 1:00
a.m. was an adult bakery.
280
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,967
Neil!
281
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,387
The icing guy wouldn't put bras
on the A-cup cupcakes.
282
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,764
I asked, but he said "I
don't come to where you work
283
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,433
and tell you what to
do with your nipples."
284
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,354
Look, I just want to help,
and with Dan locked up,
285
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,898
I'm trying to be... the Dan.
286
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,525
If you want to be more like him,
287
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:40,070
you could try pointing
out my flaws in court.
288
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,239
I'm focusing on my own
defects of character.
289
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,574
Now he has time to focus on his.
290
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,244
So, I know I didn't fix anything,
291
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,037
but did I make it worse?
292
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,416
Fair enough.
293
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:56,044
If anyone asks, I'm gonna
say that this went well.
294
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,093
Check, check. Gurgs, you getting this?
295
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,678
Audio, check.
296
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,097
Now I just gotta remember the
two rules of going undercover.
297
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,891
Rule number one... earn their trust.
298
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,977
Hey, fellas, got room for one more?
299
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,938
- Gurgs!
- Gurgs! Hey, come on over.
300
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,149
Trust... check.
301
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,693
Rule number two... don't fall in love.
302
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,654
Wait, what? Why is that a rule?
303
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,615
I got a seat for you, Gurgs.
304
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,826
He's why that's a rule.
305
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,288
Don't fall in love.
306
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,540
Gurgs, remember your training.
307
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:43,925
So, uh, you guys mad at any lawyers?
308
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:48,013
Only all of them.
309
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:52,100
Hot and funny? He's a damn unicorn.
310
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,729
I'm in too deep.
311
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,692
Hey, what's this on your badge?
312
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:03,570
Oh, it's marinara.
313
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:08,325
- Oh, can I get a taste?
- Okay!
314
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,660
That's it. You're out.
You've been compromised.
315
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,496
Abort. Abort.
316
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,039
What... What's that?
317
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,833
You're breaking up. You
must be out of range.
318
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,627
I'm 12 feet away.
319
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,921
You can hear me!
320
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,548
Ah choo!
321
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:27,010
- Bless you.
- Hm! Bless me, indeed.
322
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,225
Somebody in here wearing cheap cologne?
323
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:38,355
Nope, just drinking it.
324
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,607
Ah!
325
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,776
Oh, Dan, good, you're still here.
326
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,319
Yes, you know, they
have this intricate system
327
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,906
of locks and bars to make
sure none of us leave.
328
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,659
I'm really worried about Abby.
329
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,577
Can you just pay the
fine and talk to her?
330
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,415
No. I will not go up there
and pry her back to her senses.
331
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,041
This is more than just a funk.
332
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,460
She's using Gurgs' full
name, she hasn't thanked
333
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,046
any of the drug-sniffing
dogs for their service,
334
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,465
she's talking about your
"defects of character"...
335
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,759
Defects of char...
336
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,555
All right, I'll do it.
337
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,597
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
338
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,058
- Now, just get me out of here.
- Okay.
339
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,728
- I'll take the big guard...
- No, no, no, no.
340
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,187
Do the paperwork. I'll pay the fine.
341
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,231
- Oh, thank God.
- I couldn't take the big guard.
342
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:25,652
Not with that attitude, you can't.
343
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,080
How'd you get out?
344
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,833
I'd rather not relive it.
345
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,335
You paid the 40 bucks, didn't you?
346
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,128
It was horrible.
347
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:48,508
So, listen, I know that
sharing, um, personal stories
348
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:52,387
is sort of out of vogue
around this joint right now,
349
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,015
but, um...
350
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,894
My late wife, Sarah, was in recovery
351
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,980
for a few years even before we met,
352
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,149
and she was always adamant about
353
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,486
being of service to others.
354
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,822
I... I often thought
that she went too far.
355
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,283
I was selfish. I wanted
her to be with me.
356
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:17,537
But I soon realized that
it was as much, if not more,
357
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:22,000
for her than it was
for those other folks.
358
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:26,672
And when she couldn't help
someone find their way,
359
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,423
it weighed on her.
360
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:33,136
Maybe like this
has been weighing on you.
361
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:39,101
- What was she in recovery for?
- Booze.
362
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,937
Me, too. How did yo...
363
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,272
"Defects of character."
364
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,150
Plus, now I remember you
once called a surprise party
365
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:51,363
a "birthday intervention."
366
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,492
I lost a lot of time with my dad
367
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:58,620
when I was at my worst.
368
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,580
Ashamed to be around him.
369
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,459
But he always had faith in me.
370
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,004
He said he was keeping that faith safe
371
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,047
until I had it in myself again.
372
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,969
I'm glad I got into
recovery in time for him
373
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:17,014
to see me get better, but...
374
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:20,600
I never felt like I could
make up for that lost time.
375
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,523
It's one of the reasons
I took the job here,
376
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,567
to feel connected to him.
377
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:33,905
So when it's not going
well or I mess up,
378
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,199
it's like I'm failing
him all over again.
379
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,664
The Harry I knew... pfft.
380
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,999
You failing him?
381
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,168
That thought would have never even
382
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,129
remotely entered his mind.
383
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:54,343
And just... also,
there's folks around here
384
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,512
who have a lot of faith in you.
385
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,890
- Thanks, Dan.
- And you know what?
386
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,099
Think about it... you were right.
387
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,393
Graziano wasn't a criminal.
388
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,606
So if I was right,
that means that you...
389
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,649
Don't... Don't finish that.
390
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:13,487
Now, i... if you don't mind,
391
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:17,366
my time in the clink has
made me rather hungry.
392
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:27,084
Too hungry to ask.
393
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,544
Gurgs, I'm pulling you off the case.
394
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,421
But I'm so close to
cracking this thing wide open.
395
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,256
I just need to get Grayson alone.
396
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:39,012
I'm thinking long weekend,
Poconos, heart-shaped tub.
397
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,057
And I will get everything out of him.
398
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,517
This is stupid, all right?
399
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,893
I'm just gonna go over
there and say something.
400
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,728
Oh, but you'll blow my cover.
401
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:50,440
You're playing yourself.
402
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:53,568
Okay, enough.
403
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,405
I have been prosecuting your
collars for years.
404
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,615
Then one mistake and you blackball me?
405
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,409
You... You get my car towed?
406
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,244
You withhold evidence-room goodie bags?
407
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,663
This has gone too far.
408
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,498
I deserve free stuff!
409
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,543
We don't know what you're
talking about, ma'am.
410
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:13,130
- Oh, yeah?
- This bad boy ringing any bells?
411
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,342
By the way, have you met
412
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,928
Detective Richards
from Internal Affairs?
413
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,263
Since the outing of our colleague,
414
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,516
I.A. has been in tow.
415
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:25,642
I see.
416
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,145
And that is why security
has been tighter.
417
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,105
- It's always tight.
- Always tight.
418
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:35,944
Well, I... I just wanted to show you
419
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:41,283
my... party light.
420
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:45,120
Ooh-wa-ooh-wa! Ooh-wa-ooh-wa!
421
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,789
Ooh-wa-ooh-wa! Thank you, Gurgs.
422
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,291
You're welcome.
423
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,542
Now, I know he's gorgeous,
424
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:55,714
but you touch him, I'll kill you.
425
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:04,222
It's hard to be in a bad mood
around X-rated desserts.
426
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,599
Thank God it's no one's birthday.
427
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,976
I wouldn't know where to put the candle.
428
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,812
I guess for every top
chef, there's a bottom chef.
429
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,606
I don't know why
everyone's being so polite
430
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,692
to this filthy box.
Can't we just jump in?
431
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:16,985
Get in there, Gurgs.
432
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,779
Aw, my nickname is back.
433
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,989
Thank you all for
hanging with me this week.
434
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,284
It's nice to know you're there
to support me when I need it.
435
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:26,745
To Abby.
436
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,624
To Abby.
437
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:35,625
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