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What do you say now?

I don't know.

You said your dad wouldn't be home
for an hour.

I know, but you don't know...

- Don't you love me?
- Of course. You know I do.

Come on. Let's do it.

All right.

- Where are they?
- Nightstand.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

I so want this car!

Oh, my god! You're bleeding.

Look out!

What lie are they telling you?

I'll check on it. Okay.

Yes.

Come on.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, pharmaceuticals
were delivered this morning.

But shipping accidentally sent the box
with Vicodin to research.

That's a tough one.

If only we had some way to
communicate

with another part of the building.

16-year-old m.V.A. Victim.

He's been in and out of the hospital
for three weeks with internal bleeding.

No one can find the cause.

Internal bleeding after a car accident.
Wow, that's shocking.

Let me talk to shipping.
I speak their language.

Cameron: It's been three weeks...

Your hospital doesn't have
my pain medication.

Shipping says it's going to be an hour.

This is Dr. Cuddy. What's going on?

The crash didn't cause the bleed.

Right. The bleed caused the crash.

Blood got on the road,
got all slippery.

Anyone in here got drugs?

She saw his blood, she got distracted,
she crashed his dad's Porsche.

Dad will love that.

- He was...
- Don't talk.

It's gonna be an hour.

Thank god you took control.

If you can't wait one hour to...

Kid's got hemolytic anemia.

Kid? How old?

He must have inherited it.

He's gonna die. My condolences.

Wasn't inherited.

The problem's outside
the red blood cells.

This is impossible. A 16-year-old
does not get hemolytic anemia.

Give her back the file. You have bigger
problems to tend to, like my meds.

Elevated indirect bilirubin,
low serum haptoglobin.

He's got meningitis.

Artificial heart valve.

Get everyone in my office.

House: Kid's going to be dead
in a matter of days

if we don't figure out why his red
blood cells are disintegrating.

So, differential diagnosis, people.

Well, it's not environmental.

Dad hired a company to clean the
house, maid washed all the clothes,

bought hypoallergenic sheets
and pillows.

You want us to re-check?

No. If it's environmental, he'll get
betterjust from staying here.

It could be an infection.

No fever. No white count.

Well, he's 99.2.

Barely above normal.

Foreman: But above.
His body's reacting to something.

Cameron: We could account for
the lack of fever and white count

if it's lupus.

Chase: Drugs will fitjust
as much as lupus.

Meth will cause hemolytic anemia.

Cameron: A lot of meth.

Foreman: Also,
doesn't exactly seem like the type.

Because his dad drives a Porsche?

Rich kids do drugs just like poor kids.

Didn't mean to offend you.

Okay! So it's infection,
lupus, drugs or cancer.

- Cancer?
- Why not? Great meeting.

Shouldn't we narrow it down
before we finish?

My leg gave us till 11:15.

I'll talk to Wilson about lymphoma,
Ana for lupus,

radioimmunoassay for drugs,

and you test for whatever
you thought it was.

I've got a date with a pharmacist.

Those are already done.

Come on!
Come on, come on, come on.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

You know,
there are other ways to manage pain.

Like what? Laughter? Meditation?

Got a guy that can fix my third chakra?

You're addicted.

If the pills ran my life,
I'd agree with you,

but it's my leg that's busy calendaring
what I can't do.

You're in denial.

Right.
I never had an infarction in my leg.

No dead muscle, no nerve damage.

Doesn't even hurt.
Actually, it kind of tickles.

And chicks dig this better
than a puppy.

It's not just your leg.
You want to get high.

You're doing, what,
80 milligrams a day?

No. That's way too much.

Moderation is the key.
Unless there's pain.

It's double what you were taking
when I hired you.

'Cause you're twice as annoying.

I can't always be here to protect you.

Patients talk. Doctors talk.

About how big your ass
has gotten lately?

Not me. I defend it.

You got back.

You can't go a week without the drugs.

No, I don't want to go
without the drugs. It'll hurt.

No, you can't.

If you're just getting off
pain medication, it will hurt.

But... you won't be having
a great time, but you'll make it.

If you're detoxing,
you'll have chills, nausea.

Your pain will magnify five, 10 times.
You won't make it.

Well, I guess we'll never know.

I'll give you a week off clinic duty
if you can go a week without narcotics.

No way. I love the clinic.

You love the pills. Two weeks.

The pills don't make me high,
they make me neutral.

A month.

You're on, mister.

Drugs could cause this?

Cocaine and meth are very hard
on the blood system.

Has he had any erratic behavior?

No, but...

She was in rehab in the ninth grade.

She's supposedly clean now, but...

She obviously cares for him.

Yeah, what she cared about was the car.

Anniversary present from my wife.

We drove it up north
to watch the leaves change.

She was dead a year later.

Cancer.

I'm sorry.

Mr. Foster, we're gonna test Keith
for drugs.

I don't do drugs.

You know, it's not
that we don't trust you, but...

Cameron: His hair will tell us any
drugs he's taken over the past 60 days.

It's kind of like rings on a tree.

Negative.

Cameron: Have you been sick?

No, nothing.

Have you been out of the country?

We went to China, but we got
all our shots before we left.

Cameron: It could be an infection.

We're going to give him
a gallium scan just to be safe.

We inject a radioactive isotope
into his bloodstream,

and we check to see if there's
inflammation anywhere in the body.

Has he ever complained of
any joint pain?

Sensitivity to light? Rashes?

No, no. Nothing.

Any relatives who've ever been
diagnosed with lupus?

I don't even know what that is.

In simple terms,
the body becomes allergic to itself.

The immune system
attacks healthy cells

in the circulatory system
and destroys them.

Would it be treatable?

It can be manageable.

Cameron: We can test for
the antibodies.

Ninety-five percent of patients
with lupus have positive Ana.

Not cloudy. Negative.

Cameron: What about bruising?

Never complained of tenderness
under his arms or his groin?

I'm not sure he'd tell me if he did.

I guess I don't really know
what's going on in his life.

- He's a teenager.
- Yeah.

What type of cancer did your wife have?

Pancreatic.

It's his lymph nodes
we're concerned about.

We're going to do a biopsy
to check for lymphoma.

Wilson: Can you feel this?

Good.

I have cancer, don't I?

We're just testing.

That's what they told my mom.

Definitely not cancer.

Nothing?

Nothing.

Negative for drugs. Ana was negative.
Gallium scan was clear.

Yeah, I got that from the "nothing."

- Where's his hematocrit?
- Thirteen.

Drops any lower, he's not gonna have
enough red blood cells

to bring oxygen to his body.

He'll suffocate with his lungs
working perfectly.

You okay?

Excuse me, someone? Help. Please!

Polite for a dying kid.

How long has it been?

I'm fine.

There's something in my eye,
up at the top.

Which eye?

This one. What's happening?

It's all right. Just look down for me.

It's clear. There's nothing in it.

It's getting worse.

Is it fuzzy?

No, it's dark.

I can't see.

Foreman: It's a retinal clot
in the left eye.

Coumadin would dissolve the clot,
fix his eyesight.

You can't use blood thinners.
He's got internal bleeding.

Fix the eye,
you'd kill everything else.

Surgery's out for the same reason.

We have two hours to figure this out.

Either we restore the blood flow
or he loses the eye.

Forget the eye.

Tell him to use the other one
to look on the bright side.

The clot tells us something.

It could help us figure out
what he has,

which could mean he gets to live.

Differential diagnosis, people.

How does internal bleeding
suddenly start clotting?

It makes no sense.
They're opposing processes.

It can happen in lupus.

Increased platelet count
can cause blood clots.

Ana was negative. It's not lupus.

This is true.
But why are you the one saying it?

What are you doing here?
I thought we ruled out cancer.

I was lonely.

Well, go see cuddy.
She needs a friend.

That's funny.
She said you might need one.

That's why you're here?

She wants you to keep an eye on me
to make sure I don't cheat.

No, I wanted to make sure you don't

start firing shots
from the clock tower.

I'm fine.

What's going on?

He hasn't had Vicodin in over a day.

Does your leg hurt?

You ever been shot?

There's gonna be side effects.

Insomnia, depression, tachycardia.

Withdrawal symptoms. Not applicable.

The only side effects
I'm gonna have are

some pain and 30 days of freedom.

Am I the only one who's concerned
about a dying kid?

If it's not lupus, what else?

Most likely candidate for throwing
a clot is infection or cancer.

I checked the biopsy twice.
It's not cancer.

It's not an infection.
Gallium scan didn't reveal anything.

Okay. What hides from a gallium scan?

Cardiac.

Right. Clot flicks off,
travels through the arteries

and gets backed up in the eye.

I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention.

What happened?

It's an infection in his heart.

Great.

Echocardiogram for the heart and
iv antibiotics for the infection, stat.

Is it my birthday?

I'm not lonely. My leg hurts.

She's a real masseuse.

She's $500 an hour, minimum.

She's hot, so she's a hooker?
What kind of pathetic logic is that?

The envious, jealous,

i-never-got-any-in-high-school
kind of logic. Hello.

She's a legitimate masseuse.

Come on.

God! She's beautiful.

Because she's beautiful,
I should do it?

What kind of pathetic logic is that?

The envious, jealous, I'm-married-
and-i-can't-do-anything logic.

Hello.

Hi. Listen, I'm sure you're really good

at whatever it is you do, but...

Give me your hand.

Huh?

Hey, no, no. Let go of my hand.
Come on.

She doesn't speak English.

Oh, my god.

Good.

Take off your clothes.

Not a fan of the stroganoff?

I'm not hungry.

Well, the antibiotics can cause nausea.

So can the food.

Shouldn't you be looking at my eye?

The blood clot isn't life-threatening.

We're focusing on figuring out
the cause of your problems.

So the blindness will be permanent,
won't it?

Thank you.

I had a massage.

Looks like you had a masseuse.

Help the pain?

I'm fine.

I know.

Kid's echo was normal, no sign of
any vegetations on heart valves.

Never met a diagnostic study
I couldn't refute.

And the antibiotics
aren't doing anything.

So double the dosage.
Seventy milligrams.

That'll box his kidneys for sure.

You're right. Save the kidney.

The guy we transplant it into
will be grateful.

Also, I have an idea for his eye.

Nothing we can do about his eye.

- He's got a clot in the...
- Put it in a memo.

If we remove some of the liquid

from the eye itself,
the vitreous humor,

it might make some extra room
around the retinal artery.

If the artery expands,
the clot might move on its own.

That's very creative.

Why didn't you mention this before?

I didn't think of it before.

You should have.

This is going to hurt.

Your eye is numb.
You'll only feel pressure.

Chase: Give it a minute.

I can see.

I can see you.

I heard. Congratulations.

Don't, I haven't brushed my teeth
in two days.

I'm so scared they're not gonna find
out what's wrong with you.

No biggie. I'm fine.

I feel so bad about all this.
It's all my fault.

No. No, it's not.

But your father, he hates me.

He's just pissed about his car.

Help! Help! Help!

What's wrong?

Ast is 859.
We're getting him to the icu.

Alt and ggt are in the tank.
Our antibiotics...

House: Would not have caused this.

She must have given him drugs!

I wouldn't do that!

It's not drugs!

House: His liver is shutting down.

What? What does that mean?

It means he's all better.
He's ready to go home.

- What?
- What do you think it means?

You can't live without a liver.
He's dying.

What is your problem?

Bum leg. What's yours?

Hey, we don't have time for this.
Let's go.

His son's dying,
and you're mocking him?

It was a dumb question.

No, it wasn't.

You're right. It wasn't.

Is proving cuddy wrong worth all this?

You know,
house shouldn't even be here.

Because he said something
inappropriate?

If we sent him home every time he did
that, we wouldn't need this office.

He's in pain.

What does the man have to do
to piss you off?

He's been without pain relief
for over 70 hours.

Exactly! He's detoxing.

Can't you see he's out of his mind?

That's what they said about manson.

Do you want to continue
talking about me,

or should we discuss
what the liver damage tells us?

I was born in a log cabin
in Illinois...

Hemolytic anemia doesn't cause
liver damage.

Add the fact he's coughing blood,

you've got three of the indicators of
organ-threatening lupus.

It's moving too fast.

Could be hepatitis e.

There's only been one case of hep e
originating in the U.S. since...

His history says he's been in and out
of the country

four times in the last year.

You really think he's got hep e?

I think lupus is way more likely.

All right, then let's start him
on iv cytoxan and plasmapheresis.

No, we should rule out hep e.

You just said it wasn't hep e.

I said lupus is way more likely,

but if we treat for lupus
and it is hep e...

He's toast.

House: Exactly.

But there isn't a treatment
for hepatitis e.

Either he'll get better on his own

or he'll continue to deteriorate.

Yeah. I went to medical school, too.

Start him on squ-medrol.

If he's got hep e,
that's only gonna make him worse.

Not as much.

It's goldilocks, people.

Won't hurt him so much
that it'll kill him,

and it won't hurt him so little
that we can't tell.

It'll hurt him just right.

And if it does nothing...

We'll know it's not hep e,
and can start treating for the lupus.

Now watch me do it
while drinking a glass of water.

What do we tell the dad?

"We think your kid has lupus, so we're
gonna treat him for hepatitis e.

"And, oh, yeah, if it really is hep e,

"we're not actually giving him
hep e medication.

"So it's gonna make him worse,
not better."

Do you think he'll go for that?

So you want us to lie?

No. I want you to lie.

Why me?

Because he trusts you.

This is a mistake.

This is a lawsuit.

Hep e is possible.
House always pulls these stunts,

and he's right more often than not.

He's delaying treatment because of
a one-in-a-million chance

that even he doesn't think
is the problem.

I don't want to lie to him.

Then don't.

And get fired?

Like he's gonna fire you. He loves you.

I've got to do something.

Kid needs treatment.

Treat him for lupus.

That will get you fired.

You really think house is losing it?

Yeah.

He's fine. He knows what he's doing.

Okay.

We're recommending a drug
called squ-medrol.

For hepatitis?

Did that show up on his blood tests?

The tests are never 100% accurate.

Well, then, all the other tests
could be wrong, too.

This could still be
an infection or cancer.

They don't fit any of
the most recent symptoms.

Well, what, just hepatitis does?

I know, I know,
I know you can never be sure.

When Wendy was in the hospital,

a doctor told us there was this
aggressive experimental treatment

which might extend her life
by two or three years.

Well, we figured
if there was any hope at all

that we could have her with us
a little while longer,

it'd be worth it.

Three weeks later, she was gone.

I don't think it's hepatitis.

I think your son has lupus.

I think it's broken.

What did you do?

Accidentally closed the car door on it.

No. Door would've broken the skin.

This looks like something hard
and smooth smashed it.

I want my lawyer.

The brain has
a gating mechanism for pain.

Registers the most severe injury
and blocks out the others.

Did it work?

Well, my hand hurts like hell.

Yeah. I feel much better.

Don't splint it.

I want to be able to bang it
against the wall

if I need to administer another dose.

Just tape it up.

Why did you tell Cameron
to lie to Mr. Foster?

Make it tight.

Answer me.

Nothing I can say is gonna change
how you feel,

and nothing can come out of
your reaction

that is gonna change what I plan to do,

so I prefer to say nothing.

So that was just you saying nothing.

Uh-huh.

The guy is furious.

And scared.

So what are you gonna do?

The father's insisting on
the lupus treatment.

Yeah, Cameron told me,
and I told her to tell him no.

Well, you can't just sit back
and let the kid die.

Neither can the father.

So that's your plan?

You're gonna play chicken
with the kid's life?

Well, he's the dad.
I should win easily.

Take the week off.

Why, 'cause I lied to a patient?

I take risks. Sometimes patients die.

But not taking risks
causes more patients to die,

so I guess my biggest problem is

I've been cursed with the ability
to do the math.

I told him that we wouldn't treat him
for the lupus until...

What did he say?

He said he wanted to transfer Keith
to another hospital.

He's not stable enough.
He'd never make it through the door.

That's what I told him.

And that's when he caved.

Yeah. He agreed to do it your way.

Two plus two equals four.

If it is hepatitis e,
we should see a marked decline

in liver function tests
within the hour.

Why bother explaining it to me?

It's not like I have any choice
in the matter.

If there's no hep e, we'll start
treatment for lupus immediately.

Ouch!

Keith? What's wrong?

What's happening?

No, get off.

Keith, it's Dr. Chase.
Where does it hurt?

Jules, no!

He's hallucinating.

Is this from the medicine?

We haven't started the medicine.

Keith, you're in the hospital.

Keith, there's nothing on you.

Keith! Keith! Keith!

Keith! Keith! Keith!

Hey. You okay, buddy?

I think I wet the bed.

Don't worry about it. It's fine.
Let's get you up.

Foster: Oh, god!

He's had a major bleed.

Bright red blood, per rectum.

I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.

He's going into hypovolemic shock.

Pressure's 60, heart rate's 140.

We need an angiography, stat!

Foreman: Angiography revealed
major upper and lower gi bleeding,

severe hemodynamic compromise
and liver failure.

Chase: He's also hallucinating.

Thinks he's being tortured
by someone named Jules.

Hallucinations are a symptom of
psychosis,

which is
the fourth diagnostic criteria.

It's official. This is lupus.

Who's Jules?

Any mention of her
in the medical history?

It doesn't matter what
he's hallucinating about,

it matters why! It's lupus.

There's no need to get snippy.

This kind of lupus takes years
to get to this point.

- It's been a week.
- Yeah.

And a 16-year-old kid shouldn't have
hemolytic anemia

or be bleeding out of every orifice,
but he is.

We had an opportunity to treat this.

Instead, we diddled around with
hepatitis e, and now it's too late.

He needs a new liver. We screwed up.

You're saying I screwed up.

Yes.

Then why don't you just say that?

You gonna blame this on her?

Did you agree with my recommendation
to treat for hep e?

No, I didn't.

And she made herself quite clear.

And then she went and lied to
the father. That's why you're angry.

Yeah. I trusted you.

You always trust me.
That's a big mistake.

Lupus is a bad diagnosis.

It's the best diagnosis we've got.

That doesn't make it good.

No. It just makes it this kid's
only chance to live.

Put him on the transplant list.

And make sure cuddy knows.

See if she can do anything
to get him close to the top.

Cafeteria.

Stay away from the Sushi.

And what happened to your hand?

Got stuck in a drawer.

Yeah, right.

You're going through withdrawal.

No, I am going through pain.

Pain causes nausea.

I took this job to work with you,
not cover your ass.

Your Vicodin.

And your solution is to give me drugs?

- That's interesting.
- No.

Now I'm covering my ass.

Take your pills
before you kill this kid.

Lupus is normally treated with
medication.

But in Keith's case,
the disease is too advanced.

Because you lied.

Because house wanted to play games
with my son's life.

There's no way to really tell

what progression
the disease may have taken.

You're right.

And I'm sorry.

So what do we do?

He needs a new liver.

There are over 15,000 patients
on the transplant list.

But how many are about to bleed to
death unless they get a new liver?

In Jersey? I'd say 20.

Two thousand patients die each year
because a donor liver can't be found.

That's almost five a day.

So he's screwed.

I'll see what I can do.

Could I donate part of my liver?

Sorry. You're a different blood type.

So we just wait?

I'm afraid so.

And hope for someone to die.

Who's Jules?

Dr. House, you should get back
to your office.

Jules. There's no Jules in the history.

It was a hallucination.

Of what?

Our cat. Does this matter?

Foreman: No. I'm sorry.

We'll continue the transfusions

and the treatment for the anemia
and liver failure

while we're waiting for a donor.

How long can he wait?

Not long.

I don't think this is lupus.

It's lupus. Come on, let's just...

Your fourth diagnostic criterion for
lupus is psychosis.

This is just a kid missing his cat.

He was being attacked by an animal
that wasn't in the room.

That's psychosis.

There's a difference
between psychosis and hallucination.

So if he was imagining a fake cat,
it'd be lupus,

but since it was a real cat, it's not?

Take your damn pills.

Psychosis requires...

There's no cat.

Jules is dead.

You have a dead family pet
and you never mentioned it?

Nice family history.

Family history is asking about
family members,

meaning people related to the patient.
Let's go.

How did the cat die?

Can you get him out of here?

Cameron: Dr. House, come on.

What happened to the cat?

Old age.

She was 15 years old.

When?

About a month ago.

Does this have anything to do with...

Where'd she sleep? With Keith.

This is not a cat allergy.

It's not lupus.

Where is Jules?

Four years of college,
four at med school,

two years' residency,

another four of subspecialty training,
and where do I end up?

Talking instead of digging.

Come on. The ground's frozen solid.

Foreman: What's that?

Out of the way!

Cuddy: We have the liver.
Prep or 4.

All right, Keith,
start counting backward from 10.

Ten,

nine,

eight...

Scalpel.

Stop the gases.

What the hell are you doing, house?

Saving a 16-year-old kid from a
lifetime of immunosuppressant drugs

and a very nasty scar.

This kid doesn't have iupoid hepatitis.

He has acute naphthalene toxicity.

Naphthalene?

You're talking about mothballs.

Nope. Termites.

They create naphthalene
to protect their nests,

which I'm assuming is rather large

and inside all four walls of
his bedroom at home.

And your assumption is based on what?

The autopsy I just conducted
on his pet cat.

Call cuddy, and security.

You are not removing that kid's liver.

Have you completely lost your mind?

No, but I have been feeling
a little sick lately.

There's no way we can do
this surgery now.

You think?

Foreman: You've already cost him
his liver. Don't kill him, too.

Why are you so eager
to cut into a healthy kid?

Healthy? He's in the toilet.

He just needs some chicken soup.

I'm telling hourani to re-scrub.

We're doing this transplant.

No, you're not.

You said it.

If Keith's symptoms
had an environmental cause,

they would have disappeared
as soon as he got here.

They've only gotten worse.

If the food here wasn't one step
below rikers island,

he would've gotten better.
He's lost 14 pounds.

Yeah, sure.
This is nothing but a dietary thing.

Naphthalene is a gas,
a fat-soluble gas.

Kid breathes it in,
it gets stored in his fat cells.

Outside the hospital, his body burned
protein and carbs for energy,

and the naphthalene stayed in fat.

But once the car accident
put him in the hospital

and he started losing weight,

his body had to get its energy
somewhere else.

It started to burn fat.

The floodgates opened.
The poison poured into his system.

So getting away from the poison is
what poisoned him?

Getting away from his dad's meatloaf
is what's killing him.

You want to explain to me
why you stopped the surgery?

Oh, my god! My god.

I want him locked up!

Take it easy.

Your cat did not die of old age.

It died of massive internal bleeding
and acute liver failure

caused by naphthalene poisoning.

The exact same thing your son has.

You lie to me,

you mess up my son's surgery,
and now you expect me to trust you?

Give me 24 hours.
We'll pump your son full of calories.

That liver is going to
somebody right now.

We're doing that surgery.

You do the surgery,

you'll be killing a mother of four.

Father of three.

I was guessing.

Like you are now?

Naphthalene poisoning is
the best explanation we have

for what's wrong with your son.

It explains the internal bleeding,

the hemolytic anemia,
the liver failure.

It also predicts what'll happen next.

If you do the surgery, he's gonna lay
on that table for 14 hours

while his body continues to burn fat

and release poison into his system.

Either way, I did you a favor.
He's awake now.

You've got a chance to say good-bye.

I think you should trust Dr. House.

Give the liver to the other guy.

Watch out.

Inr's down and his red count
is climbing.

Means you made the right call.

His liver's healing.
He's gonna be just fine.

You made it a week.

And won my prize.

Congratulations.

Cuddy's a sucker.

I would've done it for two weeks off.

Yeah, it was a piece of cake.

You learn anything?

Yeah.

I'm an addict.

Okay.

I'm not stopping.

There are programs.

Cuddy would give you the time.

You could get on a different
pain-management regimen.

I don't need to stop.

You just said...

I said I was an addict.
I didn't say I had a problem.

I pay my bills.
I make my meals. I function.

Is that all you want?

- You have no relationships.
- I don't want any relationships.

You alienate people.

I've been alienating people
since I was three.

Come on! Drop it.

You don't think you've changed
in the last few years?

Well, of course I have.

I've gotten older,
my hair's gotten thinner.

Sometimes I'm bored.
Sometimes I'm lonely.

Sometimes I wonder what it all means.

No, I was there.

You are not just a regular guy
who is getting older.

You've changed. You're miserable,
and you're afraid to face yourself.

Of course I've changed!

And everything's the leg?

Nothing's the pills?

They haven't done a thing to you?

They let me do my job.

And they take away my pain.

How'd it go?

He admitted
he's addicted to the narcotics.

Well, admitting
you have a problem is the...

And he says it's not a problem.

Maybe it's not.

What do I know?

What are you gonna do?

Nothing. Done enough damage.

Better hope he never finds out that
that was your idea.

He'd never believe it.