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Why are you late?
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- You're not going to like the answer.
- I already know the answer.
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I missed the bus.
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I don't doubt it.
No bus stops near Brad's.
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You spent the night,
the alarm didn't work, or maybe it did.
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I didn't sleep with him.
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- Girl, either there's something...
- I missed the bus!
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There's something either
very wrong with you
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or there's something
very wrong with him.
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There's nothing wrong with him.
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Please tell me
you know that for a fact.
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Melanie, I gotta go.
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You're lying, aren't you?
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I wouldn't lie to you.
Good morning, guys!
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Class: Good morning, Ms. Rebecca!
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Everybody's in their seats?
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Class: Yes.
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Okay.
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Sydney, why don't you tell us
what you did this weekend?
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Come on, Sydney.
We know you're not shy.
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How come we always have to tell you
what we did,
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and you never tell us what you did?
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Okay.
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I had a really great weekend.
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But you can't tell Ms. Melanie, okay?
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What did you do?
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I made a new friend.
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It's so much fun to make new friends,
isn't it?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Did you tell your mom and dad
about your new friend?
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Absolutely.
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You should never keep anything
from your parents.
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And I told mine...
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"C-a-I...
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"H-e... the."
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Girl: We know that word. "The."
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Wilson: Twenty-nine-year-old female.
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First seizure one month ago.
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Lost the ability to speak.
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Babbled like a baby.
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Progressive deterioration of
mental status.
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House: You see that?
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They all assume that I'm a patient
because of this cane.
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So put on a white coat
like the rest of us.
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I don't want them to think
I'm a doctor.
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You see where the administration
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might have a problem
with that attitude?
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People don't want a sick doctor.
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That's fair enough.
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I don't like healthy patients.
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The 29-year-old female...
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The one who can't talk?
I like that part.
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She's my cousin.
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And your cousin doesn't like
the diagnosis.
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I wouldn't either. Brain tumor.
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She's going to die. Boring.
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No wonder you're
such a renowned diagnostician.
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You don't need to actually know
anything to figure out what's wrong.
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You're the oncologist.
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I'm just a lowly
infectious disease guy.
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Yes. Just a simple country doctor.
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Brain tumors at her age
are highly unlikely.
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She's 29.
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Whatever she's got
is highly unlikely.
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The protein markers for the three most
prevalent brain cancers
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came up negative.
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That's an hmo lab.
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Might as well have sent it to a high
school kid with a chemistry set.
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No family history.
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I thought your uncle died of cancer.
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Other side. No environmental factors.
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That you know of.
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And she's not responding
to radiation treatment.
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None of which is
even close to dispositive.
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All it does is raise one question.
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Your cousin goes to an hmo?
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Come on.
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Why leave all the fun
for the coroner?
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What's the point of putting together a
team if you're not gonna use them?
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You've got three overqualified doctors
working for you,
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getting bored.
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Foreman: It's a lesion.
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And the big green thing
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in the middle of the bigger
blue thing on a map
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is an island.
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I was hoping for something
a bit more creative.
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Shouldn't we be speaking to the patient
before we start diagnosing?
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- Is she a doctor?
- No, but...
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Everybody lies.
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Dr. House doesn't like
dealing with patients.
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Isn't treating patients
why we became doctors?
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No. Treating illnesses is
why we became doctors.
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Treating patients is what makes
most doctors miserable.
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So you're trying to eliminate the
humanity from the practice of medicine?
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If we don't talk to them, they can't
lie to us, and we can't lie to them.
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Humanity's overrated.
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I don't think it's a tumor.
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First-year medical school,
if you hear hoofbeats,
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you think horses, not zebras.
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Are you in first-year medical school?
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No. First of all,
there's nothing on the cat scan.
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Second of all, if this is a horse,
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then her kindly family doctor in
Trenton makes the obvious diagnosis,
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and it never gets near this office.
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Differential diagnosis, people.
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If it's not a tumor,
what are the suspects?
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Why couldn't she talk?
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Aneurysm, stroke
or some other ischemic syndrome.
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Get her a contrast mri.
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Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?
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Mad cow?
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Mad zebra.
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Wernicke's encephalopathy.
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No. Blood thiamine level was normal.
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The lab in Trenton
could have screwed up the blood tests.
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I assume it's a corollary
if people lie that people screw up.
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Redraw the blood tests
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and get her scheduled
for that contrast mri. Asap.
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Let's find out what kind of zebra we're
treating here.
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Woman on pa: Radiology,
please call the page.
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Radiology, please call the page.
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I was expecting you in my office
20 minutes ago.
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Really? Well, that's odd,
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because I had no intention of being in
your office 20 minutes ago.
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You think we have nothing
to talk about?
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No. I just can't think of anything I'd
be interested in.
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I sign your paychecks.
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I have tenure.
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Are you gonna grab my cane now,
stop me from leaving?
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That would be juvenile.
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I can still fire you
if you're not doing your job.
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I'm here from 9:00 to 5:00.
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Your billings
are practically nonexistent.
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- Rough year.
- You ignore requests for consults.
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I call back. Sometimes I misdial.
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You're six years behind
on your obligations to the clinic.
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See? I was right.
This doesn't interest me.
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Six years times three weeks,
you owe me better than four months.
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It's 5:00. I'm going home.
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To what?
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Nice.
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Look, Dr. House,
the only reason why I don't fire you
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is because your reputation is still
worth something to this hospital.
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Excellent.
We have a point of agreement.
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You're not gonna fire me.
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Your reputation won't last
if you don't do your job.
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The clinic is part of your job.
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I want you to do your job.
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But, as the philosopher Jagger
once said,
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"you can't always get what you want."
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You're not my doctor.
Are you Dr. House?
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Thankfully, no. I'm Dr. Chase.
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Dr. House is the head of
diagnostic medicine.
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He's very busy, but he has taken
a keen interest in your case.
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Foreman: We inject gadolinium
into a vein.
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It distributes itself
throughout your brain
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and acts as a contrast material
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for the magnetic resonance imager.
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Basically, whatever's in your head
lights up like a Christmas tree.
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Foreman: It might make you feel
a little light-headed.
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Woman: Dr. Cameron.
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I'm sorry. I have to stop you.
There is a problem.
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You pulled my authorization!
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Yes. Why are you yelling?
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No mris, no imaging studies, no labs.
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You also can't make
long-distance phone calls.
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If you're going to fire me,
have the guts to face me.
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Or photocopies. You're still yelling.
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I'm angry!
You're risking a patient's life.
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I assume those are
two separate points.
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You showed me disrespect.
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You embarrassed me. And as long as
I work here, you have no legal...
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Is the yelling designed to scare me?
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Because I'm not sure what it is
I'm supposed to be scared of.
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More yelling?
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That's not scary.
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That you're going to hurt me?
That's scary.
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But I'm pretty sure I can outrun you.
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Oh, I looked into that philosopher you
quoted. Jagger.
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And you're right,
you can't always get what you want.
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But as it turns out, "if you try
sometimes, you get what you need."
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So, because you want me
to treat patients,
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you're not letting me treat patients?
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I need you to do your job.
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Do the mri. She folded.
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I've got to do four hours a week
in this clinic
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until I make up the time I've missed.
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2054. I'll be caught up in 2054.
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You better love this cousin
a whole lot.
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All right, Rebecca, I know you may feel
a little claustrophobic in there,
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but we need you to remain still.
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Chase: Okay, we're going to begin.
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I don't feel so good.
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Chase: It's all right.
Just try to relax.
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Rebecca?
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Cameron: Rebecca?
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Rebecca?
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Get her out of there.
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She probably fell asleep.
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She's exhausted. She was claustrophobic
30 seconds ago.
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She's not sleeping.
We gotta get her out of there.
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It'll just be another minute.
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If she's having an allergic reaction to
the gadolinium,
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she'll be dead in two minutes.
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- Hold her neck.
- All right.
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Oh, she's ashen.
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She's not breathing. Epi .5.
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Come on.
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I can't ventilate.
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Too much edema.
Where's the surgical aiwvay kit?
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Chase: Yeah. Coming.
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Good call.
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We'll get that tube out of
your throat later today.
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Just get some rest for now, okay?
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Told you. You can't trust people.
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She probably knew
she was allergic to gadolinium.
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Figured it was an easy way to get
someone to cut a hole in her throat.
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Can't get a picture.
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Gonna have to get a thousand words.
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You actually want me to talk to
the patient, get a history?
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We need to know if there's some genetic
or environmental cause
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that's triggering
an inflammatory response.
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I thought everybody lied.
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Truth begins in lies. Think about it.
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That doesn't mean anything, does it?
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12:52 pm. Dr. House checks in.
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Please write that down.
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Do you have cable TV here somewhere?
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General hospital
starts in eight minutes.
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No TV, but we've got patients.
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Can't you give out the aspirin
yourself? I'll do paperwork.
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I made sure your first case
was an interesting one.
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Cough just won't go away?
Runny nose looks a funny color?
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Patient admitted complaining of
back spasms.
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Oh? I think I read about
something like that
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in 'the new england
journal of medicine'.
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Patient is orange.
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The color?
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No, the fruit.
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You mean yellow. It's jaundice.
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I mean orange.
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- Well, how orange? It's probably...
- Exam room 1.
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Woman on pa: Dr. Kahn,
you're needed in pediatrics.
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I was playing golf
and my cleats got stuck.
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It hurt a little, but I kept playing.
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The next morning,
I could barely stand up.
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Well, you're smiling, so I take it that
means this isn't serious.
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What's that? What are you doing?
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Painkillers.
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Oh, for you. For your leg.
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No, 'cause they're yummy.
252
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You want one?
Make your back feel better.
253
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,332
Unfortunately,
you have a deeper problem.
254
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,335
Your wife is having an affair.
255
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,879
- What?
- You're orange, you moron.
256
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,690
It's one thing for you not to notice,
257
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,900
but if your wife hasn't picked up
on the fact
258
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that her husband has changed colors,
she's just not paying attention.
259
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,946
By the way, do you consume
just a ridiculous amount
260
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of carrots and megadose vitamins?
261
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Carrots turn you yellow,
the niacin turns you red.
262
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Find some finger paint and do the math.
263
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And get a good lawyer.
264
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House: Deep breath.
265
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It's cold.
266
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Has he been using his inhaler?
267
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,660
Not in the past few days. He's only 10.
268
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:55,747
I worry about children taking such
strong medicine so frequently.
269
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:56,957
What happened to your leg?
270
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,750
House: Your doctor probably
was concerned
271
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about the strength of
the medicine, too.
272
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,880
She probably weighed that danger
against the danger of not breathing.
273
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,508
Oxygen is so important during
those prepubescent years,
274
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,301
don't you think?
275
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,321
Okay, I'm gonna assume that
nobody has ever told you
276
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,388
what asthma is.
277
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,266
Or if they have,
you had other things on your mind.
278
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,435
A stimulant triggers cells
in your child's aiwvays
279
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:18,645
to release substances
280
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,314
that inflame the air passages
and cause them to contract.
281
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,776
Mucus production increases,
the cell lining starts to shed.
282
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,611
But the steroids...
283
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,907
The steroids stop the inflammation.
284
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,536
The more often this happens...
285
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,080
What?
The more often this happens, what?
286
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:40,959
House: Forget it. If you don't trust
steroids, you shouldn't trust doctors.
287
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,421
Rebecca: My mother passed away
four years ago.
288
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,881
She had a heart attack,
289
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,259
and my father broke his back
doing construction...
290
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,431
It's house. It's urgent. I'm sorry.
291
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,979
You couldn't have knocked?
292
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,815
Steroids. Give her steroids.
293
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,275
High doses of prednisone.
294
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,703
You're looking for support for
a diagnosis of cerebral vasculitis?
295
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,890
Inflammation of blood vessels
in the brain is awfully rare,
296
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,154
especially for someone her age.
297
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,958
So is a tumor.
Her sed rate is elevated.
298
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,083
Mildly.
299
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,253
That could mean anything. Or nothing.
300
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,757
Yeah, I know. I have no reason
to think that it's vasculitis.
301
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,342
Except that it could be.
302
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,736
If the blood vessels are inflamed,
303
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,154
that's gonna look exactly
like what we saw
304
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,429
on the mri from Trenton county,
305
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,674
and the pressure is gonna cause
neurological symptoms.
306
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,159
We can't diagnose that
without a biopsy.
307
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,184
Yes, we can.
308
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,560
We treat it.
309
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,954
If she gets better,
we know we're right.
310
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,939
And if we're wrong?
311
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,523
Then we learn something else.
312
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,571
Why steroids?
313
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,782
Just part of your treatment.
314
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,408
You haven't had many visitors.
315
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,661
- No boyfriend?
- Three dates.
316
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:01,081
I wouldn't have stood by him
if he were vomiting all day.
317
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:04,167
What about work?
You must have friends from work.
318
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,379
Pretty much everybody I like
is five years old.
319
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,008
The nurse said
you're stopping my radiation.
320
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,761
We're just trying
some alternative medication.
321
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,030
So where's your family from then?
322
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,015
Steroids aren't
an alternative to radiation.
323
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,434
The tests weren't really conclusive.
324
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,770
We're treating you for vasculitis.
325
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:27,065
It's the inflammation of
blood vessels in the brain.
326
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,025
It's not a tumor?
327
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,028
I don't have a tumor?
328
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:38,368
Hey, you should have told her
the truth. It's a long-shot guess.
329
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,013
Thank you. If house is right, no harm.
330
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,872
If he's wrong, I've given a dying woman
a couple days' hope.
331
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:43,832
False hope.
332
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:48,086
If there was any other type available,
I would have given her that.
333
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,513
Why are you smelling Billy's pants?
334
00:18:58,972 --> 00:18:59,806
I'm not.
335
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,099
Looked like you were.
336
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,642
I was smelling the floor.
337
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:05,979
Do you have any pets in this class?
338
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:10,275
No. But we used to have a gerbil,
but Carly I. Dropped a book on it.
339
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:11,860
Careless.
340
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,528
Do you need to smell it?
341
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,655
No. I'm smelling for mold.
342
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,868
- I don't need to smell it.
- You could smell our parrot.
343
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,579
You said you didn't have any pets
in this class.
344
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,080
A parrot is a bird.
345
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,485
Listen, Jax is not the father...
346
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,585
Foreman: Parrots are
the primary source of psittacosis.
347
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:29,794
It's not the parrot.
348
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,213
And psittacosis can lead to
349
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,758
nerve problems
and neurological complications.
350
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,843
- How many kids were in the class?
- 20.
351
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,053
How many are home sick?
352
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,220
None, but...
353
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,139
None. But you figured that
five-year-olds
354
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:44,851
are more serious about bird hygiene
than their teacher?
355
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,412
Have you been through her home?
356
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,687
Foreman: She lives in Trenton.
357
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,732
I can go up to her room tomorrow
morning, ask her for the key.
358
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,859
Would the police call for permission
359
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,819
before dropping by
to check out a crime scene?
360
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:55,944
It's not a crime scene.
361
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,865
As far as I know, she's running
a meth lab out of her basement.
362
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,158
She's a kindergarten teacher.
363
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:04,371
And if I were a kindergarten student
I would trust her implicitly.
364
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,625
Okay. I'll give you a "for instance."
365
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:13,338
The lady back there who made
your egg salad sandwich,
366
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,091
her eyes look glassy.
Did you notice that?
367
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,094
Now, hospital policy is to stay home
if you're sick.
368
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,762
But if you're making $8.00 an hour,
369
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,598
then you kind of need
the $8.00 an hour, right?
370
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,043
And the sign in the bathroom says
371
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,435
that employees must wash
after using the facilities,
372
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,313
but I figure that somebody
who wipes snot on a sleeve
373
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:33,525
isn't hyper-concerned
about sanitary conditions.
374
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,653
So what do you think,
should I trust her?
375
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,989
I want you to check the patient's home
for contaminants, garbage, medication.
376
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,991
I can't just break into
someone's house.
377
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:45,161
Isn't that how you got into
the felkers' home?
378
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,835
Yeah, I know.
379
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,128
Court records are sealed.
380
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,839
You were 16. It was a stupid mistake.
381
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,591
But your old gym teacher
has a big mouth.
382
00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,916
Should write a thank-you note.
383
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,302
I should thank him?
384
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,595
Well...
385
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:07,142
I needed somebody around here
with street smarts.
386
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:13,189
Okay? Who knows when they're being
conned, knows how to con.
387
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,899
I should sue you.
388
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,861
Pretty sure you can't sue somebody
for wrongful hiring.
389
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,155
But I'm pretty sure I can sue
if you fire me
390
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,866
for not breaking
into some lady's house.
391
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,840
Doing research.
People are fascinating, aren't they?
392
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,426
Why are you giving adler steroids?
393
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,844
Because she's my patient.
394
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,905
That's what you do with patients,
you give them medicine.
395
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,848
You don't prescribe medicine
based on guesses.
396
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,350
At least we don't
since tuskegee and Mengele.
397
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,312
You're comparing me to a Nazi? Nice.
398
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,564
I'm stopping the treatment.
399
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,445
She's my patient.
400
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,946
It's my hospital.
401
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,325
I did not get her sick.
She is not an experiment.
402
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,869
I have a legitimate theory about
what's wrong with her.
403
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,329
With no proof.
404
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:10,538
There's never any proof.
405
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,808
Five different doctors come up
with five different diagnoses
406
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,912
based on the same evidence.
407
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,169
You don't have any evidence.
408
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,690
And nobody knows anything, huh?
409
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,474
Then how is it you always think
you're right?
410
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:25,094
I don't. I just find it hard to operate
on the opposite assumption.
411
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,430
And why are you so afraid of
making a mistake?
412
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,349
Because I'm a doctor.
413
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,392
Because when we make mistakes,
people die.
414
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,019
Oh, come on.
415
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,318
People used to have more respect
for cripples, you know.
416
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,571
They didn't really.
417
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,826
So how you feeling?
418
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,161
Much better, thanks.
419
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,247
Are you Dr. House?
420
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,623
I thought he was a he, but...
421
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,711
Don't eat too much, too fast.
422
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,339
Thank him for me.
423
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:02,799
Right.
424
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,772
Should I discontinue the treatment,
boss?
425
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,315
You got lucky.
426
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:24,946
Cool, huh?
427
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:28,741
Okay, once again.
428
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,830
Good.
429
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,332
Am I ever gonna meet Dr. House?
430
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:41,087
Well, you might run into him
at the movies or on the bus.
431
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,047
Is he a good man?
432
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,134
He's a good doctor.
433
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,762
Can you be one without the other?
434
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,723
Don't you have to care about people?
435
00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:53,808
Caring is a good motivator.
436
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,978
He's found something else.
437
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,857
Feel this, both sides?
438
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:04,402
Okay, squeeze. Harder. All right.
439
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,780
He's your friend, huh?
440
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:09,991
Yeah.
441
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,410
Does he care about you?
442
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,120
I think so.
443
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,288
You don't know?
444
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,292
As Dr. House likes to say,
"everybody lies."
445
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:23,338
It's not what people say.
It's what they do.
446
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:28,635
Yeah. He cares about me.
447
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,098
Rebecca: I can't see.
448
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:40,063
I can't see.
449
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,573
A little help in here!
450
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:07,924
Your chest will be sore for a while.
451
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:11,386
We needed to shock you
to get your heart going.
452
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:18,184
Okay, can you arrange these
to tell a story?
453
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,659
Foreman: She couldn't put them
in order.
454
00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:37,870
Could the damage have been caused
by a lack of oxygen during her seizure?
455
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:41,999
No. I gave her the same test five
minutes later. She did just fine.
456
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,793
The altered mental status is
intermittent,
457
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,586
just like the verbal skills.
458
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:46,712
So what now?
459
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:50,425
Given the latest symptoms, it's clearly
growing deeper into the brain stem.
460
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,427
Soon, she won't be able to walk.
461
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,095
She'll go blind permanently,
462
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,681
and then the respiratory center
will fail.
463
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:57,849
How long do we have?
464
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,774
If it's a tumor,
we're talking a month or two.
465
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,394
If it's infectious, a few weeks.
466
00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:04,814
If it's vascular,
that'll probably be fastest of all.
467
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,149
Maybe a week.
468
00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:08,609
We're gonna stop all treatment.
469
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,612
Foreman: I still think it's a tumor.
470
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,132
I think we should go back
to the radiation.
471
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,836
Chase: She didn't respond to
the radiation.
472
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,744
Well, maybe we didn't see the effect
until after we started steroids.
473
00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:19,328
No, it's not a tumor.
474
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,330
Those steroids did something.
475
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,457
I just don't know what.
476
00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:25,835
So we're just gonna do nothing?
We're just gonna watch her die?
477
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,171
Yeah, we're gonna watch her die.
478
00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:30,918
Specifically, we're gonna watch
how fast she's dying.
479
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,760
You just told us, each diagnosis
has its own time frame.
480
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:37,764
When we see how fast it's killing her,
we'll know what it is.
481
00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:40,433
And by then, maybe there's nothing
we can do about it.
482
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:45,062
There's got to be something we can do.
Something better than watching her die.
483
00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:48,566
Well, I got nothing. How about you?
484
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:54,822
Bastard.
485
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,123
Oh, Cameron.
I need you for a couple of hours.
486
00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,159
What's up?
487
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,636
When you break into someone's house,
488
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,513
it's always better to have
a white chick with you.
489
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,040
Adler's house?
Why don't we just ask her for her keys?
490
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,918
For all we know, she could be running
a meth lab out of her basement.
491
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:08,961
Man: I'm tired a lot.
492
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:14,509
Any other reason why you think you
might have chronic fatigue syndrome?
493
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:15,944
It's kind of the definition, isn't it?
494
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,654
It's kind of the definition
of getting older.
495
00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:20,848
I had a couple headaches last month,
a mild fever.
496
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,227
Sometimes I can't sleep,
and I have trouble concentrating.
497
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:27,730
Apparently not while researching
this stuff on the Internet.
498
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:30,858
I was thinking
it also might be fibromyalgia.
499
00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:34,779
Excellent diagnosis.
500
00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:36,823
Is there anything for that?
501
00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:43,412
You know, I think there just might be.
502
00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:46,332
I need 36 Vicodin
and change for a dollar.
503
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,774
Exam room 2.
504
00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:15,570
House doesn't believe in pretense.
505
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,655
Figures life's too short
and too painful.
506
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,991
So he just says what he thinks.
507
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,910
Nothing interesting in the garbage.
508
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,830
"I say what I think" is just
nother way of saying "I'm an asshole".
509
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:31,586
Well, if you wanted to be judged
for your medical prowess only,
510
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,838
maybe you shouldn't have broken into
someone's home.
511
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,339
Iwas16.
512
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,303
Don't know about ticks,
but her dog's definitely got fleas.
513
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:45,808
I managed to make it to 17
without a criminal record.
514
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:53,858
Yeah? Well, you obviously
didn't grow up in my neighborhood.
515
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:58,779
That's right. You stole a loaf of bread
to feed your starving family, right?
516
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,448
You always eat during break-ins?
517
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:04,493
Am I supposed to respect their food
more than I respect their DVD players?
518
00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:06,245
- You want some?
- No.
519
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,770
You gonna go hungry until she dies?
520
00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:09,582
- No.
- You know what?
521
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,627
After centuries of slavery,
decades of civil rights marches,
522
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,379
and, more significantly,
living like a monk,
523
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:19,592
never getting less than a 4.0 gpa,
you don't think it's kind of disgusting
524
00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:23,763
I get one of the top jobs in the
country because I'm a delinquent?
525
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,849
We'll eat,
then we'll tear up the carpet.
526
00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:31,729
- You went to Hopkins, right?
- Yeah.
527
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:34,023
So you went to a better school
than I did.
528
00:29:34,148 --> 00:29:36,150
You got better grades than I did.
529
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,819
So how did you get the job?
530
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,863
You stab a guy in a bar fight?
531
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:51,123
Foreman: Nothing.
532
00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:52,667
It's not a tumor.
533
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,293
She's getting worse too fast.
534
00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:55,711
She can't stand up.
535
00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,380
No toxins? No medications?
536
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,423
Nothing that would explain
these symptoms.
537
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,133
Family history of
neurological problems?
538
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,678
Not that I could tell
from her undewvear drawer.
539
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:06,055
You said "nothing that would explain
these symptoms."
540
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:09,767
What did you find
that doesn't explain these symptoms?
541
00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:14,939
Dr. Wilson convinced you to treat
this patient under false pretenses.
542
00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:17,066
Adler's not his cousin.
543
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,777
That's ridiculous. You can ask her
yourself. Can we get back...
544
00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:22,071
- She's not Jewish.
- Rachel adler's not Jewish?
545
00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:23,614
I had ham at her apartment.
546
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,738
Dr. Foreman, a lot of Jews
have non-Jewish relatives,
547
00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:29,912
and most of us don't keep kosher.
548
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,517
I can see getting through high school
549
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:33,809
without learning a thing about Jews,
but medical school?
550
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:37,169
Okay, maybe she's Jewish,
but she's definitely not your cousin.
551
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:39,880
Really? This guy is...
552
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,486
Foreman: You don't even know
her name.
553
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,427
You called her Rachel.
Her name is Rebecca.
554
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,804
Yes. Yes, her name is Rebecca.
555
00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:49,807
I call her Rachel.
556
00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:51,767
You idiot!
557
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,728
Listen, he's...
558
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:55,855
Not you. Him.
559
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,340
You said you didn't find anything.
560
00:30:57,398 --> 00:30:58,638
Everything I found was in my...
561
00:30:58,691 --> 00:30:59,817
You found ham.
562
00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:03,904
Where there's ham, there's pork.
563
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:06,323
Where there's pork,
there's neurocysticercosis.
564
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:07,575
Tapeworm?
565
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:08,927
You think she's got a worm
in her brain?
566
00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:09,951
It fits.
567
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,305
Could have been living there for years.
Never occurred to me that...
568
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,640
Millions of people eat ham every day.
569
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,833
It's quite a leap to think
that's she's got a tapeworm.
570
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,169
Okay, Mr. Neurologist,
571
00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:21,589
what happens when you give steroids
to a person who has a tapeworm?
572
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:24,925
They get a little better,
and then they get worse.
573
00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:29,847
Just like Rebecca adler did.
574
00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:43,277
In a typical case,
if you don't cook pork well enough,
575
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,197
you digest live tapeworm larvae.
576
00:31:47,198 --> 00:31:48,866
They've got these little hooks,
577
00:31:48,991 --> 00:31:52,036
they grab onto your bowel, they live,
they grow up, they reproduce.
578
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:53,579
Reproduce?
579
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:55,944
There's only one lesion,
and it's nowhere near her bowel.
580
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,751
That's because
this is not a typical case.
581
00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:02,755
Tapeworm can produce
20,000 to 30,000 eggs a day.
582
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,714
Guess where they go?
583
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:04,924
Foreman: Out.
584
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:06,801
House: Not all of them.
585
00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:07,968
Unlike the larvae,
586
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,805
the egg can pass right through the
walls of the intestines
587
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,181
into the bloodstream.
588
00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:13,766
And where does the bloodstream go?
589
00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:15,351
Cameron: Everywhere.
590
00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:19,605
As long as it's healthy, the immune
system doesn't even know it's there.
591
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:20,773
The worm builds a wall,
592
00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:23,275
uses secretions to shut down
the body's immune response
593
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,027
and control fluid flow.
594
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,821
It's really very beautiful.
595
00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:29,824
As long as it's healthy.
So what do we do?
596
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:32,368
Call a vet, nurse the little guy back
to health?
597
00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:34,912
It's too late for that. It's dying.
598
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,873
And as it dies,
this parasite loses the ability
599
00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:40,042
to control the host's defenses.
600
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:42,711
The immune system wakes up,
attacks the worm
601
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:44,077
and everything starts to swell.
602
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:47,091
And that is very bad for the brain.
603
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:49,969
Wilson: It could still be
a hundred other things.
604
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,179
The eosinophil count was normal.
605
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,265
It's only abnormal in 30% of cases.
606
00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:55,391
Proving nothing.
607
00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,518
No, no, no, no. It...
608
00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,395
Don't you see? It fits. It's perfect.
609
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,521
It explains everything.
610
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,689
But it proves nothing.
611
00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:03,023
I can prove it by treating it.
612
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,775
No, you can't.
613
00:33:06,944 --> 00:33:09,089
I was just with her.
She doesn't want any more treatments.
614
00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:13,325
She doesn't want any more experiments.
She wants to go home and die.
615
00:33:35,848 --> 00:33:37,850
Would you excuse us, please?
616
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,065
I'm Dr. House.
617
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:47,985
It's good to meet you.
618
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:53,032
You're being an idiot.
619
00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:01,332
You have a tapeworm in your brain.
620
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:04,793
It's not pleasant,
but if we don't do anything,
621
00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:06,119
you'll be dead by the weekend.
622
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,631
Have you actually seen the worm?
623
00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:11,675
When you're all better,
I'll show you my diplomas.
624
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,511
You were sure I had vasculitis, too.
625
00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:17,890
Now I can't walk
and I'm wearing a diaper.
626
00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,767
What's this treatment gonna do for me?
627
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:23,145
I'm not talking about a treatment.
I'm talking about a cure.
628
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,273
But because I might be wrong,
you want to die.
629
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,361
What made you a cripple?
630
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:35,324
I had an infarction.
631
00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:36,617
A heart attack?
632
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:39,745
It's what happens
when blood flow is obstructed.
633
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,997
If it's in the heart,
it's a heart attack.
634
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,416
If it's in the lungs,
it's a pulmonary embolism.
635
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:45,769
If it's in the brain, it's a stroke.
636
00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:47,419
I had it in my thigh muscles.
637
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,813
Wasn't there something they could do?
638
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,673
There was plenty they could do,
639
00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:53,008
if they'd made the right diagnosis.
640
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,427
But the only symptom was pain.
641
00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:59,765
Not many people get to experience
muscle death.
642
00:35:00,099 --> 00:35:01,809
Did you think you were dying?
643
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:03,852
I hoped I was dying.
644
00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:08,774
So you hide in your office,
refuse to see patients,
645
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:11,944
because you don't like the way
people look at you.
646
00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:13,404
You feel cheated by life,
647
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:16,490
so now you're gonna get even
with the world.
648
00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:18,909
But you want me to fight this.
649
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,744
Why?
650
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:25,082
What makes you think
I'm so much better than you?
651
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,751
What?
You're scared you'll turn into me?
652
00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:30,254
I just want to die
with a little dignity.
653
00:35:30,379 --> 00:35:32,214
There's no such thing.
654
00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:34,300
Our bodies break down.
655
00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:35,426
Sometimes when we're 90.
656
00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:36,736
Sometimes before we're even born.
657
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,888
But it always happens,
and there's never any dignity in it.
658
00:35:40,014 --> 00:35:42,683
I don't care if you can walk,
see, wipe your own ass.
659
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,768
It's always ugly. Always.
660
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:51,900
We can live with dignity.
We can't die with it.
661
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,879
No treatment.
662
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,924
Maybe we can get a court order,
override her wishes,
663
00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:18,719
claim she doesn't have the capacity
to make this decision.
664
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:19,887
But she does.
665
00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:21,732
Cameron: But we could claim
that the illness
666
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,599
made her mentally incompetent, right?
667
00:36:23,724 --> 00:36:25,059
Foreman: A pretty common result.
668
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,643
That didn't happen here.
669
00:36:26,769 --> 00:36:28,103
He's not gonna do it.
670
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,356
She's not just a file to him anymore.
671
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,066
He respects her.
672
00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:35,778
So because you respect her,
you're going to let her die?
673
00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:39,782
I solved the case. My work is done.
674
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,370
House: Patients always want proof.
675
00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:45,996
We're not making cars here.
676
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,123
We don't give guarantees.
677
00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:53,170
I think we can prove it's a worm.
678
00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:56,048
It's noninvasive. It's safe.
679
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,800
I'm not completely sure, but...
680
00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,802
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the damn idea?
681
00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:02,096
Have you ever seen a worm
under an X-ray?
682
00:37:02,221 --> 00:37:05,224
A regular, old, no-contrast,
hundred-year-old-technology X-ray?
683
00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:09,019
They light up like shotgun pellets,
just like on a contrast mri.
684
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,854
Which is the same thing as a ct scan,
685
00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:12,439
which we did, which proved nothing.
686
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,275
The worrn's cyst is the same density
as the cerebrospinal fluid.
687
00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:18,237
We're not gonna see anything
in her head.
688
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:19,780
But chase is right.
689
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,132
He's right. We should X-ray her.
690
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,324
But we don't X-ray her brain.
691
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,201
We X-ray her leg.
692
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:26,245
Worms love thigh muscle.
693
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:29,248
If she's got one in her head,
I guarantee you there's one in her leg.
694
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,180
Hold still, Rebecca.
695
00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,690
Chase: This here
696
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,943
is a worm larva.
697
00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,612
So, if it's in my leg,
it's in my brain?
698
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,240
Are you looking for a guarantee?
699
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:06,493
It's there.
Probably been there 6 to 10 years.
700
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,203
Do I have more?
701
00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:09,580
Probably.
702
00:38:11,874 --> 00:38:13,167
It's good news.
703
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,710
What do we do now?
704
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:16,086
Now we get you better.
705
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,257
Albendazole.
706
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,678
- Two pills?
- Yeah.
707
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,473
Every day, for at least a month,
with a meal.
708
00:38:27,598 --> 00:38:29,183
- Two pills?
- Yeah.
709
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:32,019
Possible side effects
include abdominal pain,
710
00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:36,148
nausea, headaches, dizziness,
fever and hair loss.
711
00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,126
We'll probably make you
keep taking the pills
712
00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:41,320
even if you get every one of those.
713
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,506
Why did you hire me?
714
00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:03,175
Does it matter?
715
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,361
Kind of hard to work for a guy
who doesn't respect you.
716
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:06,762
- Why?
- Is that rhetorical?
717
00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:10,766
No. It just seems that way 'cause
you can't think of an answer.
718
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:13,644
Does it make a difference what I think?
719
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:17,523
I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters
is what you think.
720
00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:18,690
Can you do the job?
721
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,984
You hired a black guy
because he had a juvenile record.
722
00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:23,862
No. It wasn't a racial thing.
723
00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:25,697
I didn't see a black guy.
724
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:29,785
I just saw a doctor
with a juvenile record.
725
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,747
I hired chase 'cause
his dad made a phone call.
726
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:37,292
I hired you because
you are extremely pretty.
727
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,420
You hired me to get into my pants?
728
00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:42,714
I can't believe that
that would shock you.
729
00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,800
It's also not what I said.
730
00:39:44,925 --> 00:39:47,678
No, I hired you because you look good.
731
00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:49,763
It's like having a nice piece of art
in the lobby.
732
00:39:49,805 --> 00:39:50,973
I was in the top of my class.
733
00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:52,182
But not the top.
734
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:54,184
I did an internship at the Mayo clinic.
735
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:55,745
Yeah. You were a very good applicant.
736
00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:56,769
But not the best.
737
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:58,814
Would that upset you? Really?
738
00:39:58,939 --> 00:40:01,376
To think that you were hired because of
some genetic gift of beauty
739
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,160
instead of some genetic gift of
intelligence?
740
00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:05,445
I worked very hard to get where I am.
741
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:07,489
But you didn't have to.
742
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:10,867
People choose the paths
that gain them the greatest rewards
743
00:40:10,993 --> 00:40:14,621
for the least amount of effort. That's
a law of nature, and you defied it.
744
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:15,998
That's why I hired you.
745
00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:18,458
You could have married rich.
You could have been a model.
746
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:20,853
You could have just shown up
and people would have given you stuff.
747
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:22,713
Lots of stuff.
748
00:40:22,838 --> 00:40:24,464
But you didn't.
749
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,174
You worked
your stunning little ass off.
750
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,634
Am I supposed to be flattered?
751
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,596
Gorgeous women do not go
to medical school,
752
00:40:30,721 --> 00:40:34,057
unless they're as damaged as
they are beautiful.
753
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,310
Were you abused by a family member?
754
00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:38,270
- No.
- Sexually assaulted?
755
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:42,649
But you are damaged, aren't you?
756
00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,741
I have to go.
757
00:40:54,328 --> 00:40:55,746
Ifollowed her.
758
00:40:57,873 --> 00:40:59,642
I couldn't stop thinking about what
that doctor said.
759
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,436
I told you not to listen to him.
He's an idiot.
760
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:02,919
I was orange!
761
00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,797
I don't want to know
what you found out.
762
00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:06,923
You don't care?
763
00:41:07,049 --> 00:41:08,759
I'm your doctor.
764
00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:12,554
You've been good to me and good
to this hospital. Of course I care.
765
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:15,682
But I don't see how this conversation
can end well for me.
766
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,643
Either your wife is having an affair,
767
00:41:17,768 --> 00:41:19,186
or she's not having an affair,
768
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:22,105
and you have come here because
you rightly think I should fire him.
769
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:25,150
But I can't.
Even if it costs me your money.
770
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:29,404
The son of a bitch is
the best doctor we have.
771
00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,079
Feeling any better?
772
00:41:37,204 --> 00:41:39,039
I can't complain.
773
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,124
As you know,
the hospital has certain rules.
774
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:44,753
And as you also know,
we tend to ignore them.
775
00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:46,758
But I think this one's gonna be
a little obvious
776
00:41:46,797 --> 00:41:48,674
unless we get your help.
777
00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:51,635
If anyone asks,
you have 11 daughters and 5 sons.
778
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,930
Hi! Look who's here!
779
00:41:55,764 --> 00:41:58,642
It's so good to see you guys.
I missed you.
780
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,520
This is for me?
781
00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:03,230
It's beautiful.
782
00:42:06,817 --> 00:42:08,527
Oh, I love you guys.
783
00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:12,114
I wanted to thank Dr. House,
but he never visited again.
784
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,741
He cured you. You didn't cure him.
785
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,912
Okay, I want a hug and a kiss from
every single one of you!
786
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,664
Get up here right now!
787
00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:24,751
There.
788
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:25,961
Man on TV: Hold on.
789
00:42:26,628 --> 00:42:28,338
Woman on TV: She's converted.
790
00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:32,884
You said she was your cousin.
791
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:34,845
Why would you lie?
792
00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:37,639
It got you to take the case.
793
00:42:38,432 --> 00:42:40,726
You lied to a friend
to save a stranger.
794
00:42:40,851 --> 00:42:42,936
You don't think
that's kind of screwed up?
795
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,980
You've never lied to me?
796
00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:46,898
I never lie.
797
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:49,234
Oh, right.
798
00:42:50,569 --> 00:42:51,671
Man on TV: Why do we do this?
799
00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:52,922
Woman on TV: Because we 're doctors.
800
00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:55,365
If we make mistakes, people die.
801
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,289
Dr. House? You have a patient.
802
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:11,298
He says he needs a refill.
803
00:43:13,884 --> 00:43:15,635
Got change for a dollar?
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