All language subtitles for 13 - Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic

I was getting worried.

You didn't think
I'd show, did you?

I'm not afraid of you, Ray.

No reason to be.

So what's all this
about a deal?

I just wanted to talk to you,
man to man.

Without the judge
and the lawyers.

If you think we're
withdrawing that lawsuit,

you can forget it.

Hey, look, kid--
Steve...

You don't think I care
about the environment, but I do.

My heart bleeds
for the Albino whipsnakes.

Alameda whipsnakes.

Whatever.

Look, I got 85 guys
working on this crew,

and they all got families.

And I care about them too.

When you called,
I thought you were gonna

offer to sell
the land back

so you could build your stupid
strip mall someplace else.

And start all over again?
I'd lose my shirt.

I'm already hemorrhaging money,
thanks to you and your buddies.

Steve, Steve,
wait, wait, wait.

Steve, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

Come on, now.

You got expenses, right?

What will it take for you
to find another swamp

to cry over, huh?

You're trying
to bribe me, Ray?

Who do you think I am--you?

Listen, I told you,
this is not about me.

This is about
an endangered species

that doesn't live
anyplace else on the planet.

Oh, what the hell is
a whipsnake, will you tell me?

You know, I've never
seen one in my life!

Have you?

I'll see you
in court, Ray.

Okay, look, Steve, Steve.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I guess...

I guess I just
didn't appreciate

how deeply you felt
about this thing.

I get it now, I do.
I--come on.

I hate to argue

with a passionate guy,
and, well,

that is what you are.

A passionate guy, huh?
Ah...

What are you doing?

Well, I gotta find a pipe.
It's gotta be the right size.

Not too big,
not too small.

For what?

Well, it's gotta look
like you hit your head

on the steering wheel.

Uhh!

Whipsnakes.

[Randy Newman ragtime theme]

* It's a jungle out there

* Disorder and confusion
everywhere *

* No one seems to care

* Well, I do

* Hey, who's in charge here?

* It's a jungle out there

* Poison in the very air
we breathe *

* You know what's in
the water that you drink? *

* Well, I do,
and it's a-ma-zing *

* People think I'm crazy
'cause I worry all the time *

* If you paid attention,
you'd be worried too *

* You'd better pay attention,
or this world we love so much *

* Might just kill you

* I could be wrong now

* But I don't think so

* 'Cause it's
a jungle out there *

* It's a jungle
out there *

(Monk)
Seatbelts on.

Everybody,
seat belt check.

Yes, yes.
They're on, they're on.

That was the 20th time.

Wow, that was really,
you know, fun.

Who knew spending
four hours in a car

to watch a two-hour
field hockey game

could be so much fun?

Thanks for inviting me.

When's your next game?

Oh, that was Julie's
last game of the season.

Ohh, that's too bad.

Mom, I gotta go.

Sweetie, why didn't you
go at the game?

There was a Porta-John
right there.

I wanted to, but Mr. Monk
said it wasn't sanitary.

You'll thank me later.

I'm going to pee
all over the seat.

Honey, honey, there
is a rest stop up ahead.

You're okay.

Maybe when there's pee all over
the back seat,

maybe then
you'll believe me.

Whoa!
Okay, Julie, wait.

No, don't do that.
Not--not in the car.

I will give you $10

to hold it in.

What are you doing?

You can't pay a person
not to pee.

Best money I ever spent.

Oh, sure he can.

It's called
the free market.

I learned about it
in school.

So, Mr. Monk,

how much would you pay me
not to throw up?

Oh, my gosh!

Did you see that guy?

I'm gonna report him.

No! No, no, no, no.

Mr. Monk,
do not get involved.

You always regret it.

How am I gonna regret this?

[cell phone beeping]

Hello? Yes.

I'd like to report
one of your drivers.

We're heading north
on the 101.

His license plate is
CP08852.

The problem?
He's driving like a maniac.

He's all over the road.

He's gonna kill somebody.

Really?

Well, thank you very much.

Thank you.

He said that driver's
done this before.

And they're taking
disciplinary measures.

Here.

What's this?

I'm returning your money.

I can't hold it in.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Julie, okay, look,

just think about
something else.

Let's play a game.

Uh, let's play
the numbers game.

How do you play?

Oh, it's fun.
I'll say a number.

Then you, you say
a completely different number.

And then
we just keep going

until you never pee.

Ready?
72.

You know what
I used to play?

I used to try to make
the truckers honk their horns.

Watch this.

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

Whoo!

What a jerk.

Would you like me
to report him?

No, no.

Who cares if the sidelines
are perfectly straight?

It was not a rectangle.

That's not fair
to the children.

Mr. Monk, you're the only
person in North America--

[gasp]

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Is everybody okay?
Julie!

I think so.

Oh...oh, my God.
What is it,
what is it?

Oh, no!
Oh, Mr. Monk,
what is it?

[groans]

The pen in my pocket,
it broke.

Leaked all over.
See?

Look.

I think
you're gonna live.

Ohh! Oh, what do you
think happened?

Oh, the ink cartridge
got snapped by the seatbelt.

I don't know.

Mr. Monk, why don't
you go check it out?

I can't go like this!
Can I?

I picked up your laundry
this morning.

It's in the back.

Well, I hope it didn't
get wrinkled in the accident.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello.

(man)
Steven?

No, you got
the wrong number.

(man)
I don't think so.
It's on my speed dial.

I call it every day.

Damn it.

[beeping]

Pass it on--party
in our car in 10 minutes.

Okay, but you might
have to start without me.

There's going to be a party
in that turquoise

1964 Mercury Comet convertible
in 10 minutes.

Pass it on.

Do you know what happened?

No, I was gonna
take a look.

I'll come with you.
They might need some help.

You're a doctor?
Wouldn't that be great?

I should have been a doctor.
My brother's a doctor.

That's the life.
I'm a lawyer, at least for now.

This time next year,

I'll probably be
selling real estate.

If I'm lucky,
which I'm not.

That's the spirit.

Heh.
Garrett Price.

Oh. Monk.
Adrian Monk.

Nice to meet you, Adrian.
You know what?

Take the rest.
I don't need them.

Use them to pick your teeth.

Man, what a mess.

Oh, my God.

Officer, how fast
was he going?

Too fast.
About 80 miles an hour.

He never passed me.

How's that?

This car--
he never passed me.

If he was going that fast,
I would have seen him.

You probably missed him.

You can't remember
every car on the highway.

[chuckles]

Can you?

Skid marks
all up and down,

but none
near this vehicle.

He didn't
put on his brakes.

You're right, wow.
You could be a cop.

I am.
At least, I used to be.

Then we have
something in common.

Two guys who
used to be something.

Car's in neutral.

Well, maybe
the gear thing

slipped in the collision.

Maybe.

The air conditioning
is off?

Okay, what
does that mean?

Both the windows
are shut.

Must be 90 degrees
out here.

I couldn't drive like that.
Could you?

You're absolutely right.
Could I ask you something?

Why aren't you
on the force?

Uh, something happened.

Was it a wrongful
termination?

'Cause I can
help you out with that.

I used to be pretty good.
I was as good as you.

Excuse me, gentlemen,
you're not allowed back here.

It's all right.
He's a cop.

Um, I'm not technically
a cop.

Anymore, technically.
If you wanna be technical.

Yes, I do.

I want to be technical.

Now let's move it.

But, Sergeant,
there is something wrong here.

You're absolutely right, sir.
And it's you.

Excuse me, general,
but I think you need

to listen to him,
because he's brilliant,

and he happens
to be noticing things

that maybe
some people aren't.

Okay, sirs,

I will not ask you again.

I need you both

to go back
to your vehicles.

Step away
from this accident!

Where did that
come from?

This was no accident.

Adrian!

Garrett!

Garrett,
you see this blood?

Great--you can't
have too much blood.

But look at this smudge.

It's from the outside.

Maybe it just tried
very hard.

I really don't know.

Listen, can I get
my cards back from you?

I want to pass them out
to these people.

I mean, you know,
they've all been hurt.

I'm a lawyer, right?
You got a dead guy.

This is great!

We're on
the comeback trail.

You're not still here,
are you?

No--Yes.

Yes. Sergeant,
I'm telling you,

there is something wrong
with this crime scene.

It's an accident scene, sir.

He never slowed down.

Well, perhaps
he fell asleep.

Or he had a heart attack.
It happens all the time.

Sergeant, this guy, who was he?
What did he do?

He worked for a non-profit
environmental group.

He was some sort
of activist.

Of course.

Do you know
what he was working on?

You used to be a cop, right?
Right.

Then maybe you can
appreciate this.

I will tell you what
I do know about the victim.

His name
was Steve Marriot.

He died in a tragic,
single-car accident.

There is no doubt
about that.

We have an eyewitness.

The driver of that truck
saw the whole thing.

The victim's car
was spinning out of control.

It was traveling
at 80, 85 miles per hour.

There was nobody else
in the vehicle.

There was nobody else
near the vehicle.

Nobody else
ran from the vehicle.

Okay?

But, Sergeant--
Look, Detective,

or...whatever you are...

I've been very patient
with you, sir.

You have to let this go.

Mr. Monk, Mom says you'll
help me find a bathroom.

Oh, Julie,
look, look, look.

We're almost moving.
Any minute now.

Listen, can't you please--
can't you hold it in?

[rock music playing]

*

Excuse me, could you
spare some of that ice?

Sure.
You want a beer?

No, thanks.

Hey, guys, listen up!

Nobody gets near that vehicle
unless they're on the job!

Do you understand?
Let's lock this down!

This is an accident scene.
Get that barrier in here.

Get these people
behind the barrier.

Come on, folks.
Please, please.

Step this way.
Step lively.

[speaking Spanish]

Hey, there you are.

And my parents
wanted me to take French.

This is Garrett Price.
He used to be a lawyer.

I am a lawyer,
excuse me.

I'm a lawyer again
'cause I'm reborn, my friend.

'Cause you were a cop.

Look, I got
my inspiration from you.

You're a cop,
and it's in your blood.

You can't turn it off.
It's who you are.

Well, this is who I am.

Hey, don't move until
I get there

and he signs a release!

This is unbelievable here.
I mean, I hit the motherlode.

I got three cases
of whiplash.

One of them pregnant.
A pregnant woman with whiplash.

Are you kidding me?

That's a summer home
right there.

So, uh,
how's your case going?

It's--still
working on it.

Listen, I need
to borrow your cell phone.

Call my captain, maybe
he can help me out on this.

It doesn't work.
The goofy mountains here.

I can't
get a signal myself.

Ask one
of these truck drivers.

They all got
the two-way radios.

Excuse me, sir!

Whoa!
Ma'am.

Ma'am or sir.
Mamselle.

Uh, my friend here
is a big detective,

and he has a very important
phone call to make.

Is there any way--
Damn it!

Damn it to hell!

Don't be afraid.
Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay.
I just got fired.

Stay close.

The owner just told me
some cretin called in

and complained
about my driving.

Said I cut him off.

Call came in
just before the accident.

I bet he's still here.

When I find out who did it,
his ass is mine!

Ten bucks says
she's got an automatic.

Owner played back the tape
of the phone call.

Think I'd recognize
his voice.

You're a detective, huh?

Is he a detective?

The biggest.
Zzzz!

Wanna make
a little money?

A little cash
under the table?

Help me find this guy.

Uh...

[Spanish accent]
Uh, I would like to,

but I'm just
too busy now.

You need a lozenge?

It's probably
all for the best.

You don't wanna
be a party to what happens

when I find this guy.

Excuse me,
we don't know each other.

But if you find him,
don't hurt him.

Because that
would be wrong,

and violence
never solves anything.

But if you hurt him,
please give him one of these.

Excuse me,
are you Adrian Monk?

Well, if he's not,
I am.

Yes?
Your friend Natalie,

she wants
to talk to you.

I think she's hurt.

Let's go.

I'll come too,
to help.

[clang]

Excuse me...

I was on my way back
from Harleysburg when I heard.

Figured I'd swing by,
see if I could help out.

It's appreciated.
Talk to the EMS captain.

He's over there.
He'll tell you what we need.

Excuse me,
you got a minute?

It's my wife.
She got banged up pretty bad.

She's four months pregnant.
She's scared to death.

Where is she?

She's right back here.

Thanks.

She's right back here.

What's she doing
back here?

Oh, they put her back here
to check her blood pressure.

Her blood pressure?

Yeah.

Uhh!

Ugh!

Uhh!

[choking]

Hey.

Hey, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I think I just
sprained it or something.

Why didn't you
tell me you were hurt?

Ms. Teager,

my name
is Garrett Price,

and I'm a personal injury
attorney.

What a surprise.

[chuckles]

Sarcasm is a very good sign
with trauma.

And I must say
that any friend of Adrian Monk's

is a client of mine.

The man is
a magnificent detective

and one of my greatest
personal heroes.

We just met.
Modesty becomes the brave,
Mr. Monk.

You're my hero.
End of discussion.

Let's take a look
at that wrist.

Well, that doesn't
look too bad.

That is a very
serious injury.

I can tell from here.

How about a couple
of pictures.

Always helps
in front of a jury.

You see,
my thinking on this

is that someone owes you
a great deal of money.

Can you lick your lips
for this one?
Cute.

I'm kidding.
Isn't that sweet?

She doesn't know
when I'm teasing.

And the money, by the way,
has nothing to do

with medical expenses.

That's going
to be considerable.

The main body,
where you really kill them,

is with mental anguish.

You know, Mr. Price,
I wasn't aware

of any mental anguish
until I met you.

That's why I'm here,
darling.

That's the point
of the whole exercise.

She's a nice girl,
but she doesn't understand.

That's a five-star bruise,
don't you understand that?

This is going to change
your life, and yours as well.

In fact, I wish we had
one of those paramedics here

to document it.

You mean to treat it?
That's my point.

You document it,
then you treat it.

What are we, savages?
I'll be right back.

So what happened
up there?

A guy was killed.

Oh, my God.

Mr. Monk says
he was murdered.

Of course he does.

You know, Mr. Monk,

there'd be no crime
in all of San Francisco

if you never
left your house.

I can't help it.
The man was murdered.

Sweetie, did you
find a bathroom?
No.

Isn't she a trooper?

You--you!
Where are you going?

Never mind that.

I've got a lady who
broke her wrist back there.

I need you
to check it out.

Thanks, and I'm sorry
I called you general.

Come on.

You know, I would have
found a doctor for you.

Mr. Monk, you didn't even
ask how I was.

It didn't even
occur to you!

All you cared about

was a stupid ink stain
on your shirt!

I was busy.
I was talking to the patrolman.

I'm sure
you were talking,

because I know
you weren't listening.

You never listen
to anyone.

You're just lost
in your own world.

Mr. Monk, this is
a very dangerous job.

What if I'm ever
in real trouble?

Are you gonna
be there for me?

I'll be there.

See, I don't believe you.

It's a two-way street,
Mr. Monk.

We have to look out
for each other.

I'll be there.

How's our patient?

I found a medic.

He didn't wanna come,

but no one says no
to Garrett Price.

What seems to be
the problem?

So what happened here?

The wrist is broken.
No, shattered.

And there's nerve damage.

It's heartbreaking--
a young woman, a mother,

cut down
in the prime of life.

This is all great stuff.

Anyway, excuse me.

Make sure you get
a copy of his report, okay?

Look at that face.

I can't wait to get you
in front of a jury.

You'll wear
something nice, huh?

If I were
20 years younger...

and a completely
different guy...

I really appreciate this.

There must be
other people here

that need help
more than me.

Everybody's important,
ma'am, but, uh...

Oh, let's take
a quick look, huh?

[chuckles]

I must be tired.
Been working too hard.

You're...
in construction.

Hmm?

Your boots.

Oh, yeah.
It's my other job.

There we are.

Look into the light.

Huh, there's no sign
of concussion.

I heard you talking before.
You a detective or something?

Or something.

You don't think
this was an accident?

Mr. Monk doesn't believe
in accidents.

Does that hurt?
Yeah!

How about that?
Mm-hmm.

What do you think?

Well, I'm no expert.

But the driver
was alone in his car

doing 80 miles an hour,
right?

Sounds like

an accident to me.

I think you're
wasting your time.

You're not gonna
take her pulse?

I just did.
When I was holding her wrist.

She's fine.
It's not broken.

[cell phone ringing]

Your phone, you got
a call coming there.

Yeah, whoever it is,
they'll call back.

Look, I gotta go.
They're waiting for me.

So, uh, let's keep
plenty of ice on that, okay?

And no tennis
for at least two weeks.

I'm gonna leave you
in charge.

Stay here with her.

Take care of her, okay?

Nice meeting you both.

Yeah.

There's something wrong
with that guy.

What, he was empathetic?

He cared about
other people?

Hey.
I found some ice.

Hey, guess who's here?
Who?

Korn.

What's Korn?

They're a band.

They're famous.

That's their tour bus
over there.

Oh. Do you still
have to go?

I'm sure the tour bus
has a bathroom.

Maybe Mr. Monk
will take you.

I don't really think
they're gonna--

Maybe Mr. Monk
will take you now.

Now!

Right now!

I'll take her.
Right now.

[rock music playing]

[Korn song playing]

Korn--They spelled it wrong.

Shh, Julie,
don't say anything.

Sorry--sorry
to interrupt.

You have a great sound.

Very, very musical.

I wish I could understand
more of the words.

Do you--do you have
a ladies' room?

This is Julie, and, uh,
it's kind of an emergency.

Yeah, we have a bathroom.

Our bus driver Detox
is in there right now.

Okay...great.

Great, we'll just
wait for Detox.

Ruff!

Easy now.

Easy.

I play the clarinet.

I played with Willie,
you know, Nelson.

I played
with Willie Nelson.

And now, I'm just
waiting for Detox.

I love your socks.

They're not socks.

[toilet flushes]

It's all yours.

So you know what's
going on up there?

Uh, big car crash.

Driver was killed.

Oh, that sucks.

Maybe we should
find out his name

and dedicate a song
to him.

I can tell you his name.

Steven Marriot.

Wait--
you guys know him?
Yeah, man.

I think we did like
this benefit gig a while ago.

You remember?

Uh, it was the Environmental
Guerilla Group?

Environmental...

environmental group.

You got a call
coming there.

Whoever it is,
they'll call back.

E.G.G.

E.G.G.

E.G.G., yeah.

Julie!

Hey, hey, hurry up!
Come on.

W-w-we're going.

Come on, Julie.

Let's go.

Mom is right.

You don't care
about anybody else.

Julie, go back
to your mom.

Tell her I was right
about the paramedic.

She'll know what I mean.

Mr. Monk...

she never knows
what you mean.

Nobody does.

Hey, Mr. M!

Looks like the party's
almost over.

They brought in some cranes.
We'll all be going home soon.

Yeah, Garrett, where did
you find that paramedic?

At the crash site.
Why?

Not a clue.
What's going on?

I think...he might
be involved somehow

in all of this.

What did you say?

It's you.
You son of a bitch!

You cost me my job!

You cut us off.
That's not right.

You're a dead man!
Wait a second.

Look, it wasn't my fault.
I mean, it was my fault.

But I never thought
they would fire anybody.

Hold it, hold it!
Hold it!

Let her hit you.

What?
One shot,
we got witnesses.

Try and take it
in the nose, too.

It bleeds like a fountain.
You'll be fine.

I needed that job.

You understand?

Oh, look,
I'm sorry.

I am, I'm really,
really sorry.

If there's
anything I can do--

Maybe there is.
All right.

You're gonna call my supervisor
and get my job back.

Maryjane, it's Krystal.

Is Danny still there?

Yeah, there's somebody here
that wants to talk to him.

Click and talk.

All right.

What do I say?

Think of something.

This is Daniel.

Who the hell is this?

Hello.
How are you? 10-4.

This is the guy
who called earlier

to complain about Krystal.

Yeah, yeah.
I recognize your voice.

I've changed my mind.

I'd like to withdraw
that complaint.

Why?

Well...

I was trying
to get her fired

because I was mad at her

because...

[whispering]
I wouldn't marry you.

She wouldn't marry me.

Who?

Krystal?!
You can't be serious.

I love her.

Ha!

I love everything
about her.

I love how she drives,
which is exemplary.

And her smile.

And the way...

she controls her rage.

No, wait,
don't leave.

No, come on!
She still might hit him.

I still might hit him.

If you're withdrawing
the complaint,

there's nothing
I can do.

Tell Krystal
get back to work!

Are we finished?

Because there is something
I have to do.

Go ahead.

But stay off the phone.

Excuse me!

Can I see some I.D.?

You talking to me?

Yes, I am.
Do you have any identification?

Not on me, no.

I don't think
you're a paramedic.

I don't think
you're a cop.

What's your name?

Excuse me!

You killed him,
didn't you?

What the hell
is going on here?

I thought I asked you
to return to your vehicle?

Sergeant, you gotta
stop this tow truck.

I gotta what?

Listen to me,
you cannot move this car!

You would be
destroying evidence.

That would be a big mistake.

And this man
is not a paramedic.

I am not going
to ask you again--

I can't let you
move this car!

Stop him!
All right, that's it!

I warned you.
Get him down.

Get him down.
Give me those keys.

Give me those keys!

Hands behind your back.

Hold the keys.
You gotta listen to me!

This was no accident, sir.

[flies buzzing]

Hello, boss.

Natalie.

And the next time
we go someplace,

I'm thinking we should
leave a little early.

You know, to factor in
traffic problems,

homicide investigations,
you getting arrested.

That's funny.
That's very, very funny.

Listen--uh, oh,
by the way,

how is your, um--

What is it?
Your wrist, is it?

Forget about it, Mr. Monk.

It's never gonna be
a two-way street.

I just have to accept that.

So what is going on?

You see that dump truck
over there?

That's the one
that passed us on the highway.

Do you remember?

Yeah, he wouldn't
honk his horn.

He must not be
a very happy person.

The guy who was killed--

Steve Marriot.
Marriot, right.

I think
he was already dead.

There's no other explanation,

because his car
never passed us.

I think it was inside
that dump truck.

And then it got dumped out
in the middle of the highway.

By who?

By him--the paramedic
who was treating you.

What?

He's got mud on his boots
that matches the mud

on the tires
of the Volkswagen.

He's the guy.

He's looking
for something.

Remember the phone call
he got?

The caller ID read E.G.G.

E.G.G., what's that?

Environmental Guerilla Group.

That's the organization

that Marriot worked for.

I think he's got
Marriot's cell phone.

Somehow they
got mixed up.

We gotta get you
out of here.

You know what?

If that Volkswagen
was in the dump truck,

there's gotta be
some evidence in there.

Maybe some tire tracks
or something.

You're right.

I'm gonna go check it out.

No, no, no!
You can't.

You can't do that, Natalie.
It's too risky.

Mr. Monk, when they dropped
that Volkswagen on the highway,

it could have killed
a lot of people.

It could have
killed Julie.

Don't worry,
I'm gonna be okay.

Natalie...

[cell phone ringing]

[cell phone ringing]

Uh, give you a hand?

No, we're good.

We're just dropping
this guy at the morgue.

[engine starts]

Hey!

Natalie!

Somebody!

Officer, listen to me!

Sir!

Help!

Natalie!

Natalie!

(Monk)
Sir...

Sir, please!

Sergeant, listen to me!
You gotta listen to me.

There's a woman in the back
of that dump truck!

Sergeant,
she's in danger.

You gotta believe me.
Officer!

Sir!

Sir, please!

Sergeant!

Officer, hey, hey.

Officer, just listen to me
for one second.

Son of a bitch.

They're setting up a roadblock
ten miles south.

I heard him.
Is your seatbelt on?

Yes, it is.
Nice and tight?

Blinkers!
Blinkers.

You understand
this is a car chase?

Left lane ends two miles.
Left lane ends two miles.

(Natalie)
Help! Help!

Here!

Help!

I'm here! Help!

Help! I'm here!

Look! Help!

Help!

Hello! Help!

Help!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Get alongside.

Can you get alongside?

Gotcha.

[tires screech]

Aahh!

Be careful!

Get closer!

[hissing]

[tires screech]

[rifle cocks]

Show me both your hands!

Step down
out of the truck!

Easy, easy!

Sir, found this.

Thank you.

Thank you.

How's your wrist?

Better.

Thank you for asking.

You unbuckled
your seatbelt?

Two-way street.

Two-way street.

Think you got it.

Mr. Monk!
Adrian!

[laughs]

[imitating Rocky]
Adrian!

[laughs]
Just like the movie.

Listen, I wanted
to thank you.

I needed to thank you.

This has seriously been
the best day of my life.

And I don't respect
a lot of people, by the way.

And I know you don't
like to hug, so just--

I'm back, pal.

Nice meeting you.

There you are!
You feel better?

A lot better.

Good.
What took you so long?

Um, well,
I got a tattoo.

Mom, it's okay.

It's fake.

That's funny.
Let's go.

We'll laugh
in the car.

Come on, here we go.

It's not rubbing off.

Hey, there's a special rate
for buses.

Remember, you can't win
if you don't try.

Call me!

Attaboy.

All right, hey, buddy.

Did you get a card?

All right--Whoo, nice car.

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