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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:09,777 [trolley bell rings] 2 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:12,513 The longest garbage strike in the history of San Francisco 3 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:16,284 continues and there is still no end in sight. 4 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:18,419 On every street corner, 5 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:21,322 the trash continues to pile up. 6 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,324 Negotiations between the city and the sanitation workers 7 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,659 have completely broken down. 8 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,461 So, how are residents coping? 9 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:30,264 Well, so far, the people of San Francisco can be 10 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,166 very proud of themselves. 11 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,135 No one is panicking. 12 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,338 In fact, it seems everybody is rising to the occasion, 13 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:41,275 coming together, and taking this latest crisis in stride. 14 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:42,310 See? 15 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:44,378 That's better, right? 16 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,780 No! That smells worse than the garbage. 17 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,516 [muffled] Worse. [sighs] 18 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,085 Okay, fine, I'll put it out. 19 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,654 Uh, Natalie. 20 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,123 What am I gonna do? 21 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,525 The whole city reeks. 22 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,792 I'm starting to get used to it. 23 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,661 You are? Really? 24 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:04,132 [low] Then, you're gonna love hell. 25 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,566 [coughs] All right, look, listen. 26 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:06,867 I-I-I gotta get outta town. 27 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,169 Let's just get in the car. 28 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,704 And go somewhere upwind, please. 29 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,606 Mr. Monk, I can't just leave. I have Julie here. 30 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,841 It's a school week. We'll take her with us. 31 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,309 I'll teach the girl. 32 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:17,111 [desperately] I'll tutor the girl. 33 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:18,679 She's not up to fractions, yet, is she? 34 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,515 Listen. Listen. It's a truck. 35 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:24,152 That sounds like a garbage truck, right? 36 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,586 Mr. Monk, it's not a garbage truck. 37 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,421 They've settled the strike. It's all over! 38 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:30,158 T-turn on the news. 39 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,659 Uh. False alarm. 40 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,227 It's a...bus. 41 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,027 [TV clicks on] 42 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,629 (man) All we want-- 43 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:38,566 All we've ever wanted is a fair contract 44 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,569 for ourselves and for our families. 45 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,337 This union is willing to stay out 46 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,805 for as long as it takes. 47 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,841 Two weeks! Two months! 48 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:48,909 We will never back down! 49 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:52,180 We will never surrender! 50 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,714 It's all his fault. 51 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,449 [mocking] Jimmy Cusack. 52 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:57,885 Hate that guy. Wish he was dead. 53 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,420 Don't say that. 54 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,189 I do. I wish he was dead. 55 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,323 What if something happened to him? 56 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,691 You'd feel terrible. No, I wouldn't. 57 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:04,892 Yeah, you would. No. I wouldn't. 58 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:05,959 Yeah, you would. 59 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,060 (news reporter) ...is very much for real 60 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,630 and shows no signs of coming to an end. 61 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:20,908 Oh, Mr. Cusack, I didn't see you. 62 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,810 Mr. Cusack? 63 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,845 Madre de dios! 64 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,686 [Randy Newman ragtime theme] 65 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,455 * It's a jungle out there 66 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:38,492 * Disorder and confusion everywhere * 67 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,195 * No one seems to care 68 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,296 * Well, I do 69 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:45,233 * Hey, who's in charge here? 70 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:48,902 * It's a jungle out there 71 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:52,773 * Poison in the very air we breathe * 72 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,808 * You know what's in the water that you drink? * 73 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:59,480 * Well, I do, and it's a-ma-zing * 74 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,516 * People think I'm crazy 'cause I worry all the time * 75 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,853 * If you paid attention, you'd be worried too * 76 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:09,990 * You'd better pay attention or this world we love so much * 77 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,994 * Might just kill you 78 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,497 * I could be wrong now 79 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,966 * But, I don't think so 80 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,934 * 'Cause it's a jungle out there * 81 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:24,738 * It's a jungle out there * 82 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:39,487 [breathes hard] 83 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,688 Uh, you called for pick-up? 84 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,722 Yeah! Thank you. 85 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,925 Right there. Thank you. 86 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,660 Ah! 87 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,629 Watch the woodwork. 88 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,564 Uh... 89 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,865 There's no address on these. 90 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,401 I know. 91 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:54,802 Just send 'em anywhere. It doesn't matter. 92 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,337 Well, we can't just send 'em anywhere, sir. 93 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,505 We gotta have an address. 94 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,973 Don't you guys have a...depot...place? 95 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,875 So, you can just 'em in a corner? 96 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,411 "Put 'em in a corner"? 97 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,678 O-Okay, okay. 98 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,016 All right, uh-- 99 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,818 What--uh, what's your address? 100 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,520 Have a nice day, sir. 101 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,521 All right, okay! 102 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:14,522 All right. Okay, hold on. 103 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,689 Hold on. 104 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,024 Hold on. 105 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:20,561 Okay, just a second. 106 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,862 All right. 107 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,030 Okay, there it is. 108 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,732 There's--there's-- 109 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,835 There's the address. 110 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:28,702 And that's where you send it. 111 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:29,703 Right there. 112 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,874 Thank you very-- Watch the woodwork. 113 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:34,875 Mm-mm. 114 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:35,876 Watch the trim. 115 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:36,744 Mm-mm. 116 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,446 All right. 117 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:42,983 What were you doing? 118 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,518 Uh, oh, nothing. Nothing... 119 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:45,553 [door shuts] 120 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:46,954 Where's your garbage? [coughs] 121 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,823 Did you just mail your garbage to somebody? 122 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,925 These are desperate times, Natalie. 123 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,461 [whispers] Desperate times. 124 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,795 What? 125 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,029 Are you happy? 126 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,998 No. 127 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,639 Got your wish. 128 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:08,542 Wha--? No. 129 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:09,943 Y-you think I did this? 130 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,044 Yeah. I think you did. 131 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:11,879 With your karma! 132 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,947 You said you wanted the guy dead. 133 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,484 I was joking. It's a figure of speech. 134 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,818 Well, Mr. Monk, you need to be careful what you wish for. 135 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,052 Look. 136 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,822 Because of his death, the union has stopped all negotiations. 137 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:22,956 Nobody's talking. 138 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,758 The strike's gonna go on for years. 139 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:25,926 Good job. 140 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,466 (union members) Union! Union! 141 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,802 Union! Union! 142 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,904 Union! Union! I've known Jimmy Cusack-- 143 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,005 [chanting stops] 144 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:41,442 I've known Jimmy Cusack my whole life. 145 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:44,044 His old man and my old man came up together. 146 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,580 They rode the same truck. 147 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,015 Now, Jimmy had a temper. 148 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,783 And Jimmy had his problems. 149 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:52,720 But he was not suicidal. No way, no how! 150 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:53,854 Damn straight! 151 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,389 [yelling] 152 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:56,857 Now, Mayor Nicholson 153 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,092 and his lap dogs down at the police department... 154 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:02,530 They're telling us the case is closed. 155 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:05,566 [shouting] 156 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,401 Here's what we say. 157 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:08,836 Mayor Nickelson, you can go to hell! 158 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,404 [loud cheers] 159 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:11,405 Union! 160 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,040 [chanting "Union!"] 161 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,111 You... 162 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,481 [chanting stops] Hello. 163 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:21,982 Hello. 164 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,017 [blows loudly into mic] 165 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,553 My name-- 166 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,921 My name is Adrian Monk. 167 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,623 Uh... 168 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:33,026 I-I am not technically a sanitation worker. 169 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:37,531 Although, I have always felt like one. 170 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,468 [quietly] In spirit... 171 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:44,004 I recognize a lot of you. 172 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,706 Ronnie, Morris. 173 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,107 Excuse me, sir? 174 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,676 We appreciate your support. 175 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,910 But this is a closed meeting. 176 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,779 I-I won't be long. 177 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,914 I just wanted to say-- 178 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,050 You've made your point. 179 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,521 Congratulations! We get it now. 180 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:03,123 You can all go back to work. Union! 181 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,124 Now, w-w-wait a minute. 182 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,125 What about our contract? 183 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,628 (all) Yeah? Okay. 184 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,797 Okay, I know money is important. 185 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,833 Damn right. 186 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:16,870 But, that's not why you guys became garbage men, is it? 187 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:20,474 You're doing God's work out there. 188 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,043 You're keeping the streets clean for the people. 189 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,845 Right? 190 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,880 You do it-- Say it with me-- 191 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,850 For the people. 192 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,486 Oh, and let me tell you something. 193 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,256 The people are suffering. 194 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,026 The people-- 195 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:43,731 People are going a little nuts out there. 196 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:52,973 The people...can't wash the stink off their hands. 197 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:56,009 The people are having trouble sleeping. 198 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,612 People woke up this morning at 5:00. 199 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:01,749 Couldn't get back to sleep because-- 200 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:05,986 Smelled like a buffalo had died in the people's closets! 201 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,020 [scoffing] 202 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,256 Sir, excuse me. 203 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,891 Excuse me, sir? 204 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,026 Are you Adrian Monk, the detective? 205 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,929 Y-yeah, that's right. 206 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,765 We've heard a lot about you, Mr. Monk. 207 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:19,733 You're a great detective and from what we can tell, 208 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,068 you're an honest man. 209 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,536 You're on your own, right? 210 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,037 You're not working for the cops? 211 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,038 I'm a private consultant. 212 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:25,906 Well, good. 213 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,041 Then, you'll be an objective voice. 214 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,309 We wanna hire you. 215 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,443 Hire me? 216 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,780 We want you to look into what happened to Jimmy Cusack. 217 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:35,849 If you say it's a suicide, that'll be good enough for us. 218 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,085 We'll go back to the bargaining table. 219 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,923 I'm pretty sure it was a suicide. 220 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,092 How can you tell? 221 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,093 Don't you have to, you know, look around? 222 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,294 Investigate? 223 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,162 Yeah... 224 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,098 [under breath] That's right. 225 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,134 [coughs] 226 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,905 Uh. 227 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,073 [hyperventilates slightly] 228 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,013 Jimmy Cusack was sitting there. 229 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,148 Yup. 230 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,083 Okay. 231 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,856 But, there was... 232 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,959 somebody else...here. 233 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:28,669 And they--he had his feet up. 234 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:31,104 And he ate all the cashews. 235 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,740 What does that mean? 236 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:38,145 He probably liked the cashews the best. 237 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,685 [coughs] 238 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:45,953 Damn... You okay? 239 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,087 Yeah, I just-- 240 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,757 I'm just--just hard to think. 241 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,791 It's the smell. 242 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,194 [to herself] It's the smell. 243 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,729 [coughs] 244 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,331 Okay. Give me the timeline. 245 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,701 I've got it right here. 246 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,870 Now, Cusack was last seen alive 247 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,172 in here sitting at his desk at around 9:30. 248 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:09,042 Cleaning crew found him this morning at 7:00. 249 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,879 Our coroner said the body had been cold about seven hours. 250 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,014 So, midnight... 251 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:18,652 Was he upset about something or--or depressed? 252 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,954 Besides the whole city hating his guts, 253 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,690 as a matter of fact, he was. 254 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:23,691 Ron! 255 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,058 This is Ron Nealy. 256 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,127 He's the chief accountant with the union. 257 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,762 Adrian Monk. 258 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,330 I was, uh, going through the books yesterday, 259 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,033 getting ready for the next round of talks, 260 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,002 and I found a few...irregularities. 261 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,437 300 grand from the pension fund went poof. 262 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,340 304.2, actually. Yeah. 263 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,109 I called Jimmy about midnight 264 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,143 and asked him about it. 265 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,344 What--what did he say? 266 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,879 He kind of groaned. 267 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:49,349 And then he said, "What took you so long?" 268 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,184 Oh-- 269 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,419 That-- 270 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:55,288 That sounds like suicide. 271 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,890 But, you are the independent investigator 272 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,192 and you have to decide for yourself. 273 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,263 I'm gonna say suicide. 274 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,264 Suicide it is. 275 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,266 Thank you, Mr. Nealy. 276 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,170 That was easy. 277 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,772 W-w-w-w-ait. 278 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:14,074 N-n-no. You haven't even looked around. 279 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,709 I did. I looked around. N-n-n-no. 280 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,345 You didn't do the thing. You know. 281 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,081 With your hands. 282 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,817 With your hands... 283 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,018 Go on. 284 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,822 Come on. 285 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,750 He was left-handed? 286 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,220 He's holding the gun in his right hand. 287 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,256 His left hand was bandaged. 288 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,825 So, he-- 289 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,328 He probably... sprained his wrist 290 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,164 and couldn't hold the gun in his left. 291 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,247 What, what? 292 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,549 The bullet hole and the blood spatter. 293 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:34,855 He must have been sitting all the way back in this chair. 294 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:38,091 How did he... raise his arm? 295 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,827 There's no room. 296 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,173 These are the bullets from the gun. 297 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,341 That's strange. 298 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,342 What? 299 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,210 No fingerprints. 300 00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:00,313 They've been wiped clean. 301 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:07,154 So, why would anyone who's about to kill himself... 302 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:10,824 wipe the fingerprints off the bullets? 303 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,392 Whoa, whoa, wait. 304 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,327 What are you saying? It was murder? 305 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,332 Yeah. 306 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,568 [shouting] 307 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,203 Captain, Captain! 308 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,972 Captain! [coughs] Aw... 309 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,974 Man. 310 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,208 Mr. Monk, who hired you? 311 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:32,512 Well, the sanitation union asked me to look at the evidence. 312 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,414 And what do you think? Was the coroner right? 313 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,415 Well-- 314 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,917 [loud clatter] 315 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,552 Uh-- 316 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,222 Mr. Monk, was this suicide or murder? 317 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,158 No, no, no, no. 318 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,226 There was no murder. 319 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,461 This is definitely suicide. 320 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,163 Well, let's try and get everybody 321 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,999 back to the bargaining table 322 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,601 and get all this garbage off the street. 323 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,602 (reporter) Okay, well, thank you. 324 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,570 (Monk) Thank you. 325 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,549 Of course there will be a formal inquest. 326 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,518 But, as of this moment, the police department 327 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,888 is completely satisfied that union president Jimmy Cusack 328 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,623 died by his own hand. 329 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,559 Now that conclusion has just been verified by Adrian Monk, 330 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,628 a distinguished independent investigator. 331 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,529 [shouting] Captain! Captain! 332 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,564 So, you're saying the case is closed? 333 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,498 It is. 334 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,300 As far as I'm concerned, the case is closed. 335 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,069 Thank you. [reporters shouting] 336 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,513 [grunts] 337 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,429 [water runs] 338 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,100 [door hits the wall] 339 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,403 What? 340 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,005 You know what. 341 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,640 Mr. Monk, I'm so.... 342 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,042 disappointed in you. 343 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,677 What took you so long? 344 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,512 Mr. Monk, you li back there. 345 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,014 About a murder case! 346 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,015 [sighs] Oh, great. 347 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:15,882 Okay, look. 348 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,352 I'm not 100% sure it was murder. 349 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,221 It could have been suicide. 350 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,522 Detective Thurber agrees with me. 351 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,623 Mr. Monk, I was with you. 352 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,125 You showed me all the evidence-- 353 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,593 the--the blood on the chair, 354 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,494 no fingerprints on the bullets-- 355 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,697 Natalie, obviously, you don't understand. 356 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,701 Some things are bigger than the truth. 357 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,602 Like what? 358 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,671 Like that mountain of garbage out...there! 359 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,606 [water runs] 360 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:43,676 The truth is buried alive out there. 361 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,980 Look at me. Seriously. 362 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,549 I don't think that I can work for a dishonest man. 363 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,251 It was for the greater good. 364 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,519 You've heard of that, right? 365 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,721 The greater good? Turn on the news! 366 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:59,392 They resume negotiations. Everybody's talking again. 367 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,261 I am the hero here. 368 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,097 You are not a hero, Mr. Monk. 369 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,033 You are letting a killer go free 370 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,600 so you can get your garbage picked up. 371 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,602 Okay, Natalie. 372 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,739 Let me explain one more time. 373 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,574 About the greater good. 374 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,576 [flies buzz] 375 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,212 (Natalie) You think I'm joking, Mr. Monk. 376 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,613 I'm not kidding, okay? 377 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,714 Now, come on! 378 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,750 Okay, now--now not a good time. 379 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,018 Okay, you know what? This is enough! 380 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,087 I know you think that I'm kidding. I can't just go in there-- 381 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:27,887 I'm not gonna show up tomorrow. 382 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,122 Can I help you? This is it! 383 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,160 All right. Tell him. 384 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,761 Okay. All right. 385 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,438 What? 386 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,277 [mumbles] It was a murder. 387 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,778 Louder! 388 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,613 It was murder. 389 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:57,184 You're not talking about the Jimmy Cusack case, are you? 390 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,352 Yeah, Mr. Monk here saw some stuff at the crime scene 391 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,720 he's failed to mention. 392 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,289 He thinks it's a homicide. 393 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,824 It was for the G.G. 394 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,460 Th-the greater good! The G.G. 395 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,096 Captain, it was-- 396 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,697 [pitifully] The stench out there. 397 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,698 The stench! 398 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,700 I-I can't think straight. 399 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,636 A smell like that can kill! 400 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,172 People die from smells every day. 401 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,340 That's a fact. 402 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,777 That is a beautiful suit. 403 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,845 Monk! 404 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,614 20 minutes ago I went on the record 405 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,648 defending your suicide theory. 406 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,649 I was on TV! 407 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,518 My name was across the screen. 408 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,819 I'm gonna look like an idiot. 409 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,787 Call--call Larry Cutler at the mayor's office. 410 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,489 Get him on the phone right now. 411 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,624 Dial faster. I'm dialing. 412 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,558 Dial like the wind! 413 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,560 Are you happy now? Someone had to do it. 414 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,129 Larry, hey, it's Randy Disher. 415 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,596 Hey, Larry. 416 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,165 Uh, yeah, I'm here with Adrian Monk. 417 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,666 Listen, he's having second thoughts 418 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:47,634 about the Jimmy Cusack suicide. 419 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:51,771 Ah, why do I have to be so good? I know... 420 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,341 Why can't I be like a regular detective like-- 421 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,678 [phone clicks] 422 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,480 The deputy mayor wants to see you. 423 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,818 This is the main rotunda, the heart of City Hall. 424 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,322 The acoustics in this room are a little bit...quirky. 425 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,758 I need two volunteers. 426 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,759 Okay, you two. 427 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,161 Go over there. 428 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,129 Keep going. 429 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,767 Okay, now whisper something to each other. 430 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,869 Be very quiet. 431 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,637 [whispers] This is so boring. 432 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,139 [echoes] Yeah, I know. 433 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,840 [echoes] I hope they have a gift shop. 434 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,143 It's called the whisper spot. Isn't that cool? 435 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,811 All right, come with me. 436 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,446 Now, I wanna show you the mailroom. 437 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,585 Ah, I still--smell it. 438 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,752 Well, it's the same air. 439 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,888 Did you think City Hall was some kind of magical place 440 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,256 like the land of Oz 441 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,457 where nothing bad ever happens? 442 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,792 Yes, yes. I did. 443 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,160 I did too. 444 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,261 Larry. Captain Stottlemeyer. 445 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,329 How are you doing? 446 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,363 It's the worst week of my life. 447 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,364 Thanks for asking. 448 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,699 I'm 30 years old. 449 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,700 I'm eating antacids like they're M&M's. 450 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,734 Is this Monk? 451 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:55,702 Yes. Hello. 452 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,605 I didn't quite understand about the M and Ms. 453 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,872 It was a joke, Mr. Monk. 454 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,508 But, here's a real joke. 455 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,675 20 minutes ago, the union hears 456 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,677 a rumor about you changing your mind. 457 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,379 Boom, it all hit the fan. 458 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,847 The negotiations are kaput. 459 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,948 The union walked out. 460 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,884 Nobody's talking. It's over! 461 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:12,919 [knocking] 462 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:13,920 Mr. Mayor, I'm so sorry. 463 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,488 There's a man here says he's a former detective. 464 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,956 He's out there mumbling something 465 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,325 about his wife and car bomb. 466 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,792 Mr. Mayor, I'm sorry-- to interrupt. 467 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,495 I know you're very busy. My name's Adrian Monk. 468 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,763 W-wait. Detective Monk? 469 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,866 Come on in. Dennis, it's fine. 470 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,336 Karen, it's okay. Mr. Monk is on our team. 471 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,770 I hope. 472 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,805 So, Adrian Monk, we meet at last. Yeah. 473 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,374 You know, my predecessor, 474 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,943 Mayor Dunaway, said some really great things about you. 475 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,645 You have an amazing track record. 476 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,314 Well... Go ahead. Please, sit down. 477 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,383 I, uh--I'm okay. 478 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,785 I'm--I'm--I'm fine, sir. 479 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,687 Oh, yes. [laughs] 480 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,955 You know, my garbage hasn't been collected either. 481 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:49,956 We're all in this together, Mr. Monk. 482 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,291 [uninterested] Mm-hmm. 483 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,527 Did, uh, you talk to the deputy mayor? 484 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,528 Yes. Yes, yes, I did. 485 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,563 He explained the situation. 486 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,564 Right. 487 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,233 Frankly, we're stuck. 488 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,369 Nobody's talking. Nobody trusts anybody. 489 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,737 We gotta solve this Jimmy Cusack case ASAP. 490 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,539 All right. What do you think? 491 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,941 Okay, uh, here's the thing, Mr. Mayor. 492 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,844 Even if I do find the man who killed Jimmy Cusack, 493 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,847 even if the strike ends tomorrow, 494 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,385 it's not gonna solve the big problem. 495 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,852 What problem is that? 496 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,488 Your Honor, we have got to, um-- 497 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,489 [loud crunch] 498 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,557 You've got to face facts. 499 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,860 The city...is ruined forever. It's a total loss. 500 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,498 Even if we clean up all the garbage tomorrow, 501 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,401 we'll never get the stink out. 502 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,635 It's like the dining room carpet 503 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,837 when the cat makes a--a B.M. on there. 504 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,938 I mean, what do you? 505 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:39,906 You don't have any choice really. 506 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,574 You gotta replace the carpet! 507 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,575 You gotta [laughs nervously]-- 508 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,910 You gotta get rid of the cat. 509 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:47,947 And you can never eat in that dining room again, can you? 510 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,416 No, you can't. 511 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,818 But, I do have a plan. 512 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:52,952 I have a plan. [crunch] 513 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,987 Oh, good. [crunching] 514 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,689 Yes...sir. 515 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,592 It just came to me last night in a vision. 516 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,429 [grunts] One, we evacuate the city. 517 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,331 Every man, woman, and child. 518 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,632 Evacuate-- Two! 519 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:06,999 We burn it down 520 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,602 We just burn it. 521 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,637 Scorched earth. 522 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,838 Huh. 523 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,906 Then, just to be safe, 524 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,375 we collect all the ashes. 525 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,576 And what do we do? 526 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,845 We burn the ashes--Three. 527 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,781 We bring everybody back and we start over. 528 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,450 Think of it. Just think of it. 529 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:26,886 We rebuild San Francisco. 530 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,788 From scratch. 531 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,825 Start fresh. Everything clean. 532 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,461 Everything brand-new. 533 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,964 Gonna have that new city smell. Fresh off the lot. 534 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,399 We can even straighten out Lombard Street 535 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,567 while we're at it. 536 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,737 Maybe. Yeah! Yeah! 537 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,406 But, sir, if you don't write it down, 538 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,774 you'll--you'll forget it. 539 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,908 [crunch] 540 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:50,810 Sir. 541 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,612 Oh, I don't think I'm gonna forget this. 542 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,980 So--you'll think about it. Oh, yes! 543 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,448 Yes, absolutely. 544 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,083 I promise. 545 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,718 Yeah, but, Mr. Monk. 546 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,353 I'm gonna need you to promise me something. 547 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,788 Anything. 548 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,923 I want you to promise that you're gonna get some sleep 549 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,958 before you start working on this murder case. 550 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,627 [sighs and chuckles] Yeah. 551 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,331 Are you okay? 552 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:18,771 Scuff marks... 553 00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,507 Oh, yeah, yeah! 554 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,775 New shoes. Yeah, no big deal. 555 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,744 You like cashews? 556 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:27,046 Oh, yeah, my wife says I like 'em too much. 557 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,080 Here, help yourself. 558 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,883 No, no, thanks. 559 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,453 I'm gonna go--back to Jimmy Cusack's office 560 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,121 and have a look around. 561 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,556 Oh. Yeah. 562 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:37,890 Ever been there? 563 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,091 Jimmy Cusack's office? 564 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,761 No, never have. 565 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:42,962 Well, you let me know if you find something, now. 566 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,964 Keep me in the loop. Funny-- 567 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:45,832 I was talking to somebody. 568 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,435 They said they thought they saw you there 569 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,802 the night he died. 570 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,905 Well, they're mistaken. 571 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,173 What would I be doing in Jimmy Cusack's office? 572 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,142 He hated my guts. Everybody knew that. 573 00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:58,478 Right. 574 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,880 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to make some calls right now. 575 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:03,015 So, good luck to you, Mr. Monk. 576 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,083 Yeah. 577 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,919 Anything you need, be sure and let me know, okay? 578 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,721 Right. 579 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,632 There he is! 580 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:20,933 Where were you? 581 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:24,170 I...was upstairs talking to the mayor. 582 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,838 You were in his office? 583 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,907 I just broke the Cusack case wide open. 584 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,075 You have a suspect. Oh, yeah. 585 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:30,810 I have a suspect. 586 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,479 Well, who is it? Okay-- 587 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,114 But, you can't tell anybody. This is big. 588 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,784 This is going to rip the city apart. 589 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:38,951 Shh-shh-shh. 590 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:41,521 [whispers] Reporters. 591 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:42,555 Over here. 592 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,459 [whispers] Okay-- 593 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,661 Hang on, hang on. 594 00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:50,763 Just a little bit further. Just to make sure. 595 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,103 [exasperated] What is it? 596 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,606 Okay, but you have to promise me that you won't tell anyone 597 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,041 until I am 100% sure! 598 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,142 Absolutely. What-- 599 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:06,212 'Cause if I am right, this is gonna be the biggest 600 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,147 [echoes] story of the year! 601 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,182 The mayor was in Jimmy Cusack's office 602 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,785 the night he was killed. 603 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,858 Are you saying the mayor is-- 604 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,494 Mayor Nickelson's the guy? 605 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:22,995 I am saying he was involved. 606 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:25,231 He is definitely hiding something. 607 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:27,166 Wow. I mean, wow. 608 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,668 (Natalie, echoing) What do we do? 609 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,202 I don't know. But, Monk is right. 610 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:31,270 We have to be very careful. 611 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,205 Nobody says a word. Not a-- 612 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,274 [loudly] Oh, hell. 613 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,209 [reporters clamoring] Captain, Captain! 614 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:43,550 (all, chanting) Enough is enough! 615 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,017 Enough is enough! Enough is enough! 616 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,218 [over bullhorn] Mayor Nickelson! 617 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:48,154 You cannot hide in there forever. 618 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,155 [shouting] 619 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,623 We know what you did! 620 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,058 You have blood on your hands! 621 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:52,925 [shouting] 622 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,293 (Union VP) What do we want? 623 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,662 (crowd) Justice for Jimmy! 624 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:56,829 (Union VP) What do we want? 625 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:57,864 (crowd) Justice for Jimmy! 626 00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:58,865 What do we want? 627 00:24:58,898 --> 00:24:59,899 (all) Justice for Jimmy! 628 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,200 Enough is enough! 629 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,235 [chanting] Enough is enough! 630 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,140 [cheers] 631 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:10,743 Ah, I've done it again. 632 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:12,779 Made the situation worse. 633 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,183 [sighs] 634 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,853 The union wants the mayor indicted for murder. 635 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:23,623 The mayor's denying everything. 636 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:27,760 And I haven't slept in nine days. 637 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,763 [glass shattering] 638 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:40,239 [whines] It keeps piling up. 639 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,274 I always hated garbage. 640 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:44,777 Even when I was a kid. 641 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:50,950 We lived 2.2 miles from the city dump. 642 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,720 I used to lie in bed. Smelling it. 643 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:56,956 Had nightmares all the time. 644 00:25:56,989 --> 00:26:00,226 About trash bags. 645 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:06,165 Piling up outside. Higher and higher... 646 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:10,903 Until we couldn't leave the house. 647 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:13,139 [choking] We were buried alive. 648 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:17,610 crash! 649 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:23,582 And now, it's coming true. 650 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,588 Dr. Kroger? 651 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:36,963 Adrian, have you been sending me your trash? 652 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,232 [laughs in disbelief] 653 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:55,915 [scoffs] No-o. 654 00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,119 See... 655 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:04,423 I've been getting boxes of trash 656 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:08,995 sent to me in the mail. 657 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,196 Really? 658 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,832 Yeah, really. 659 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,433 Now, Adrian, don't deny it. 660 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:20,840 It's all sorted according to color and food groups. 661 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:23,910 It's your handwriting on the label. 662 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,145 It's upsetting my wife. 663 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:28,681 It's upsetting my children. 664 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:31,918 And I want it to stop. 665 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,253 crash! 666 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:40,760 Adrian, do you hear me? I want it to stop! 667 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:43,763 I want it to stop too. [cries] 668 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,234 (Monk) Uh! 669 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,402 [coughs] Oh! 670 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:52,338 Mr. Monk, maybe we missed him. 671 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,841 No, he always uses this door to avoid the press. 672 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,475 He'll be out soon. 673 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,144 He has to go home sometime. 674 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,346 Yeah, so do I. 675 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,048 Uh, it looks like rain! 676 00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:03,850 That'll help, right? It'll wash away the stench. 677 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:05,017 Yeah... 678 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:06,886 Contaminate the city's water supply. 679 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:09,121 Probably kill half a million people. 680 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,323 Yeah, that's the spirit. 681 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,191 Oh, Your Honor! 682 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:13,325 Mr. Mayor! 683 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,127 That's the guy. Get him outta here! 684 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:16,328 Sir, this will only take a minute. 685 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,830 You know, let him through. 686 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:21,167 Let him through. I wanna talk to this guy. 687 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,270 Mr. Monk, do you have idea what you've done to me? 688 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,172 I've been accused of a lot of things. 689 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,106 Matter of fact, 690 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,474 I've been accused of just about everything. 691 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,476 But, this? 692 00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:31,811 [thunder] 693 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,479 We asked you to look into a man's death. 694 00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:36,282 We never expected you to accuse the mayor of homicide! 695 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:37,349 No, no, you have to understand. 696 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,818 He's having a really tough week. 697 00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:40,052 Tougher than this? 698 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:41,053 Here's the thing. 699 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,355 It might be months before there's an indictment. 700 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:46,458 Then, there's the trial, which could take forever. 701 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:48,527 The union won't go back to work until there is a verdict. 702 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,396 What do you want me to do? 703 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:53,399 Well, if it isn't too inconvenient... 704 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:56,235 I was thinking, maybe, you could--confess 705 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:57,837 and then resign temporarily... 706 00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,205 Okay...sir! 707 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:02,241 Sir, you were in Jimmy Cusack's office that night. 708 00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:04,376 W-why are you lying about that? 709 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:05,444 Sir, don't answer that. 710 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:08,080 The mayor was at home Monday night with his wife 711 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,381 all night from 8:00 on. 712 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,217 You have any other questions, 713 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,385 submit them to the District Attorney's office. 714 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,286 Okay, let's go, sir. 715 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,354 I see you found my umbrella. Where was it? 716 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,556 It was in a drugstore downtown on Minton Street. 717 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,158 Somebody turned it in. 718 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:21,227 A drugstore? I was never in any drugstore. 719 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,328 Here, take this. 720 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:28,868 Nat--uh... 721 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,037 Natalie. 722 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:33,472 Was it raining Monday night? 723 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:37,409 I think so, Mr. Monk. Why? 724 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,978 Oh, you mean the plaid umbrella? 725 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:40,880 Yeah, I found it, uh, Tuesday morning. 726 00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:42,915 I was punching out. It was right over here. 727 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:47,353 It said "Property of City Hall," so...I dropped it off. 728 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:48,955 Is there a reward? 729 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:51,357 Yeah. You did the right thing. That's your reward. 730 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,459 Jimmy Cusack was killed right around midnight, 731 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:54,994 just up the street. 732 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:57,463 Do you have any more of these Odor Eaters? 733 00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,866 How many do you need? 734 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:01,467 Oh, about... 735 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,035 a trillion. 736 00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:05,037 All right, Mr. Decker, back to the umbrella. 737 00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:06,338 Did you notice who left it? 738 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,307 No. 739 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,842 Do you happen to have 740 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,343 the sales receipts from that night? 741 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,845 Maybe. 742 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:15,347 Is there a reward? 743 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:20,419 Here's one from 1:00 AM, sir. 744 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,388 You wanna tell me what this is all about? 745 00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:23,522 No. 746 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:25,357 Okay. Fair enough. 747 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,895 Here it is. 748 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:31,063 Here it is. 749 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:34,166 12:24 AM. He paid cash. 750 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,068 Bottled water. 751 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:38,337 A pack of Belgium Gold cigarettes. 752 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,006 And... 753 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:42,574 A wrist bandage. 754 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:43,876 Of course! 755 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,811 Here's what happened.. 756 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:49,281 The mayor snuck into Jimmy Cusack's office 757 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:50,482 shot him in the head. 758 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,384 He made it look like a suicide. 759 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,653 Then, he realized that he had just made 760 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,123 the biggest mistake of his life. 761 00:30:57,156 --> 00:31:00,026 Because Jimmy Cusack was left-handed. 762 00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:02,528 Nobody would ever believe he would shoot himself 763 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,430 with this right hand. 764 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:05,531 But, Jimmy Cusack was already dead. 765 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:06,966 What could the Mayor do? 766 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:08,935 (Stottlemeyer) Put a bandage on the other wrist. 767 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:11,570 (Monk) Exactly! 768 00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:16,642 He walked two blocks, came in here, bought the wrist bandage, 769 00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:19,145 then he went back to Jimmy Cusack's office 770 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:20,913 and made it look like Jimmy Cusack 771 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:24,350 had a sprained left hand. 772 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,652 And it would have worked too, except... 773 00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:29,388 (Natalie) He forgot his umbrella. 774 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:30,422 Well, it should be easy enough to prove. 775 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,391 He's the mayor, for God's sake. 776 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:34,126 Who rang this up? 777 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,527 Let's see. 778 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:37,496 It says, uh... 779 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,665 Cashier number one. 780 00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:41,567 Oh, that would be me. 781 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,970 Well, do you remember who you sold that to? 782 00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,071 Maybe I do. 783 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:46,272 There's no reward. I have no idea. 784 00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:47,439 There's so many people that come here. 785 00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:49,441 It could have been anybody. We get all kinds in here. 786 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,010 Okay. Was it him? 787 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,646 [amused] The mayor? 788 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,715 What would the mayor be doing in my store 789 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,150 at 12:30 in the morning? [paper snaps] 790 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,052 Buying a wrist bandage! 791 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:02,488 No. I-it wasn't him. [paper snaps] 792 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,490 It was him. 793 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,158 It wasn't him. [paper snaps] 794 00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:07,426 [paper snaps] 795 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,295 It was him! 796 00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:10,496 No, it wasn't him. 797 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:11,530 [quietly] It was him. 798 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,599 Look, I'm not an idiot. I think I would notice 799 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,501 if the mayor of San Francisco was in my store 800 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,604 at 12:30 in the morning! 801 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,706 It wasn't...him. 802 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:22,408 [paper snaps] 803 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,147 So, you were wrong? 804 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:31,150 'Cause usually when you say, "Here's what happened"... 805 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:34,153 it's pretty much what happened. 806 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,488 Yeah, but it's the stench. It's everywhere. 807 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:38,057 I-I-I can't possibly-- 808 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,558 It wasn't the mayor, Monk! 809 00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:41,994 Aw, hell. Hell. 810 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,263 I'm gonna have to go out to the press 811 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,597 and retract everything! 812 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:49,301 So? What's the big deal? 813 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:52,038 Oh, like he's never been wrong before? 814 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:54,206 No. 815 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,143 No, he hasn't. 816 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:18,197 Thank God you're here. 817 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:19,498 He's having some sort of breakdown. 818 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:20,499 He won't even talk to me. 819 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:21,767 What the hell's he doing? 820 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,702 He's cleaning up San Francisco single-handedly. 821 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,704 Hey, Captain! Lieutenant! 822 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:28,074 Where did he get the truck? 823 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,775 He told the dispatcher it was a police emergency. 824 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:30,776 He's like a vigilante. 825 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:32,811 A garbage vigilante. 826 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,047 You could say that, but don't. 827 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:36,648 Hey, Monk! 828 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,318 How ya doing? 829 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,487 So far so fabulous! 830 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,456 I've done seven... eight...nine houses. 831 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:45,457 Well, good for you. 832 00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:47,326 That looks great. Yeah. 833 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,361 You intend to clean up the entire city up by yourself? 834 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:50,496 Well... 835 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,231 that's the plan, Stan. 836 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:53,832 Street by street. 837 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,134 One bag at a time. 838 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:58,070 One...bag...at a time. 839 00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,071 One bag at a time. 840 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,739 Where you gonna put the garbage? 841 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,075 I got it all figured. 842 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:05,511 When this truck's full, gonna drive it into the bay. 843 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,447 Then come back, get another truck. 844 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,082 Keep driving 'em into the bay. 845 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:12,851 One bag at a time. One truck at a time. 846 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,320 One bag at a time. 847 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:15,854 [mutters] One truck at time. 848 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,856 Well, so long as you got a plan. 849 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:18,857 [laughs] Yeah! 850 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,127 But, Mr. Monk, the case, remember? Jimmy Cusack. 851 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,262 [laughs hysterically] 852 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:26,132 I forgot to tell you. 853 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,800 I solved that case about an hour ago. 854 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,537 W-wait. You solved the case? 855 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,839 Take a look, take a look, take a little look. 856 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,208 This was stapled to a telephone pole 857 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,810 that was right in front of us the whole time. 858 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:41,113 He's the guy! 859 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:42,681 Who's the guy? Alice Cooper? 860 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:45,817 Are you telling us that Alice Cooper, the rock star, 861 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,286 killed Jimmy Cusack? 862 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:48,787 First off, 863 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:52,158 I don't think Alice Cooper is his real name. 864 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:53,425 Take a closer look. 865 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,827 He is sitting in 866 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:56,862 an antique wingback chair. 867 00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:59,165 The same kind of chair Jimmy Cusack was sitting in 868 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,499 when he was killed. 869 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:03,169 Check this out. 870 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,836 What? Check out the date. 871 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,539 April 5th. Monday night. 872 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:11,843 Same night as the murder. Coincidence? 873 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:12,911 Yeah, coincidence. 874 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,514 Ahhhh! No. 875 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:19,918 No, we were--we were looking at this case all wrong. 876 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,253 'Cause it never was about Cusack. 877 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,222 It was never about the garbage strike. 878 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:26,258 And it was never about the Sanitation Union. 879 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,526 It was about the chair. 880 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,495 [in a sing-song] The antique chair. 881 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:32,731 The antique wingback Cusack chair! 882 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,166 Here's what happened... 883 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,936 It is no secret that rock and roll stars collect antiques. 884 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,339 Especially antique chairs. 885 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,408 (Stottlemeyer) What the hell are you talking about? 886 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,543 (Monk) Alice Cooper must have read 887 00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:47,213 about Jimmy Cusack's handcrafted wingback chair. 888 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:49,348 He was consumed with envy! 889 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:52,384 He was consumed with resentment! 890 00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:54,953 Alice had to possess 891 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:59,558 the fairest antique wingbackchair in all the land. 892 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,461 Uh! 893 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,962 Should I be writing this down? 894 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,731 Nope. 895 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:06,898 (Monk) It's true. [rock music] 896 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,434 Alice Cooper is a hippie. 897 00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:09,835 But he's the bad kind of hippie. 898 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:12,971 He's the kind of hippie that breaks into people's offices 899 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,906 and beats them up 900 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,208 and shoots them in the head. 901 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,008 Why? 902 00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:20,212 To steal their antique chairs. 903 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:21,380 Why didn't he take the chair? 904 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:22,381 Hello! 905 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:23,682 It had a bullet hole in it. 906 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,851 It had blood on it. He didn't want it anymore. 907 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,254 He could have washed it. Randy. 908 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:29,921 I don't think we need to stand here and pick apart 909 00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,458 the-Alice-Cooper-wants an-antique-chair theory. 910 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:33,959 If you will excuse me, 911 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,627 I have a city to clean. 912 00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:36,995 One bag at a time! 913 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,231 One bag at a time. 914 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:41,567 [mumbles] One bag at a time. 915 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,634 One bag at a time. 916 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:43,635 [compactor hums] 917 00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,404 Oh, oh! I got it! 918 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:46,905 I got it. Hold on. 919 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,507 It's all up to me! I got it! 920 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,309 It's all up...to me! 921 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,344 It's all up to me! Oh, God! 922 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:53,612 One bag at a time! 923 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,714 It might be time to call Dr. Kroger. 924 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,250 Ah! 925 00:36:58,284 --> 00:36:59,785 I got an idea. Stinkin' trash! 926 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:00,852 Hey, help me get him to the car. 927 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:01,920 Ah! 928 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,595 You can sit over there. 929 00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:10,829 Don't touch anything. 930 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:15,734 Thanks, Barry. Thank the old man too. 931 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,769 [door closes] 932 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:22,441 Ah... 933 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,976 Feeling better? 934 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,612 Where are we? 935 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,414 It's called a fabrication room. 936 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:32,050 This is where they assemble their new circuit boards. 937 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,652 I know the guy in charge of their security. 938 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:36,988 He owed me a favor. 939 00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:41,327 I can't smell anything. 940 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,994 That's right. 941 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,564 They have their own oxygen supply. 942 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,967 It is 100% germ free. 943 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:53,271 [incredulously] Germ...free? 944 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,843 Adrian Monk, you are sitting in 945 00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:02,414 the cleanest room in the world. 946 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:04,015 It's quiet too. 947 00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:09,555 [sighs] Yeah. 948 00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:12,758 Well. We haven't got all day. 949 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,360 They're kicking us out at 2:00. 950 00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:18,964 So, why don't we just kick back and enjoy ourselves. 951 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:29,375 [sighs] I can feel my head. 952 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:32,378 Clearing up. 953 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:33,879 That's good. 954 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:41,119 It wasn't Alice Cooper. 955 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,954 I know. 956 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,056 Leland. 957 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,626 I got it. 958 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,962 I just...got it. 959 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:54,366 Remember that receipt from the drugstore? 960 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,134 The guy that bought that wrist bandage 961 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,771 also bought some cigarettes. 962 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:02,508 That's right. Belgium Gold. 963 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,009 (Monk) The union accountant, Ron Nealy, 964 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,845 was smoking imported cigarettes. 965 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,614 The box said Belgium Gold! 966 00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:09,815 (Stottlemeyer) The accountant. 967 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,084 Well, that makes sense. He ran the pension fund. 968 00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:15,787 He could have been skimming money for years. 969 00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:17,088 And he was about to get caught. 970 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:19,024 He knew they'd be going over the books 971 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,759 as part of the negotiation. 972 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,528 Here's what happened... 973 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:23,629 I mean-- 974 00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:26,097 Here's what really happened... 975 00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:30,936 Nealy killed Cusack and made it look like a suicide. 976 00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,838 (Stottlemeyer) But he screwed up. 977 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,407 Then he had to run out and buy a wrist bandage. 978 00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:38,143 That makes sense. 979 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:39,811 But wait. 980 00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:41,179 He grabbed the mayor's umbrella. 981 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,180 (Monk) Yes, he did. 982 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,114 (Stottlemeyer) How did he get it? 983 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:46,051 (Monk) The mayor left it there. 984 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,420 The mayor was in Cusack's office 985 00:39:48,454 --> 00:39:49,788 earlier that night. 986 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:52,591 They were meeting secretly trying to settle the strike. 987 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:55,961 Officially, the two sides were not supposed to be talking. 988 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:59,531 That's why the mayor could never admit he was there. 989 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,533 It would have been political suicide. 990 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:07,105 Monk. 991 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:10,141 I have been burned twice this week already. 992 00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:11,610 Are you sure about this? 993 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,912 I mean, are you absolutely sure? 994 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,452 That's good enough for me. 995 00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:34,132 The captain looks so happy. 996 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,201 Everybody's happy. It's a great day. 997 00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:37,202 Listen. [trucks approaching] 998 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,004 Here! Here they come! 999 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,005 This is it! 1000 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,707 Here it comes. Get ready. 1001 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,208 Gentlemen! 1002 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,076 Hey, boys! 1003 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,077 Welcome back! 1004 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:49,080 You're a sight for sore eyes! 1005 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:52,651 [Monk and Natalie cheering] 1006 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:54,252 It's a great day! 1007 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,088 You're a sight for sore eyes, gentlemen! 1008 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,256 Whoo! 1009 00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,257 We missed you! 1010 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,493 Ho-ho, Mr. Monk, our hero. 1011 00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:02,594 Oh, no, you're the hero! 1012 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:03,795 No, you're the hero. 1013 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,564 No, you're the her-- We're all heroes! 1014 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:06,965 Except for Natalie. 1015 00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:10,068 One bag at a time, gentlemen, that's the way we do it. 1016 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,102 Don't forget the bag of water. 1017 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,640 Thank you, Morris. Thank you, guys. 1018 00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:15,941 No, we should be thanking you. 1019 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,609 You saved our pension fund. 1020 00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:19,745 And you got us a brand-new contract. 1021 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,847 Anything you want, Mr. Monk, you let us know. 1022 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,515 All right. 1023 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:25,517 You guys do great work. 1024 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:27,252 Great work. 1025 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,520 Whoa! Whoa-whoa. 1026 00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:29,521 Wait, wait, hold it. 1027 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:30,589 Excuse me, gentlemen. 1028 00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:33,692 What about this, the confetti? 1029 00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:36,294 You just can't... leave that there. 1030 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,295 Right? 1031 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,566 I mean, uh, you can't leave that. 1032 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:41,700 Thank you. 1033 00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:42,968 I wouldn't have thrown it 1034 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,270 if I thought it was gonna stay in the street. 1035 00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:47,939 Um, how 'bout, uh, probably start back around-- 1036 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,708 There's a little bit around the corner there. 1037 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:50,942 Yeah, this is good, right here. 1038 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:52,210 And then you might want to make sure 1039 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,813 you get under the-- under the paper. 1040 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,648 That's it--whoa, no! 1041 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:57,816 Natalie, Natalie. Don't--don't-- 1042 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:00,852 Don't you do that. Let them do that. 1043 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:01,853 It's their job. Sorry. 1044 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,021 It's their job. 1045 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,724 You work for me, remember, not for them. 1046 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:12,530 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 70530

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