All language subtitles for The Really Loud House s01e06 I Wanna Hold Your Hand.eng

[whistles]

Come on!
It's picture time!

[upbeat music]

♪ In the Loud House ♪

♪ Really Loud House ♪

[bright cheerful music]

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

Action!

[nervously] If you're
a Royal Woods' middle schooler,

today is the biggest day
of the year,

then annual Kangaroo Hop,

the Super Bowl
of middle school dances.

Cut, you're all stiff like
a baby calf in a blizzard.

Sorry, Liam.

Haven't you ever talked
to a camera before?

Liam is really excited
about getting

to shoot his first
solo Action News' piece,

a documentary about
the Kangaroo Hop.

You know what?
I'm gonna scrap the openin'

for now and get some B-roll
of the decorations committee.

[laughs] Oh,
and there's the Clyde-meister.

Hey, snap a sweet pic of us.

[both laugh]

My name is Rusty Spokes,
and I'm in sixth grade,

which is the coolest grade
in middle school.

I'm a Capricorn,
and I can bench 71 pounds.

Charlie Uggo.

I'm in sixth grade as well.

I'm really excited
for my first Kangaroo Hop.

Oh, and I guess my favorite
color is obviously pink.

My favorite color
is your eyes.

That is a Rusty original.

[both laughing]

It must be tough
to watch Rusty

with the girl of your dreams.

I'm actually happy
for those two.

And you know what?
It's nice just being friends

with Charlie.

You're a pretty evolved guy, Lincoln.

Hey, you know,
I quoted you twice

in my session
with Dr. Lopez last week.

Therapy shout-out.
I'll take it.

Did you tell her about
your seagull nightmare?

I'm working up to it.

[both laugh]

Mm, putting a fresh coat
of gold paint

on the thrones, huh?

[laughs]

Yep.

Well, they look great, but
they're not very comfortable

to sit in. [laughs]

I would know
because I've sat in them.

I won.
I was the Kangaroo Queen.

I have a girlfriend.

And who are you?

I'm Lori Loud,
former Kangaroo Queen.

Hop hop.
[laughs]

Oh, hey, Mrs. Loud.

I also attended
the Kangaroo Hop

in middle school.

I did not get a crown.

Because you were runner-up.

Yes.

There's no prize
for runner-up?

I did get a gift certificate

to the Royal Woods'
Lumber Yard.

[clears throat]

Can I try on your crown?
- I would love to.

Unfortunately, I swore an oath
to the Kangaroo Kourt

to honor and upload the bylaws
therein of crown etiquette.

A simple "no"
would have sufficed.

Boo!

More like "roo"
as in "kangaroo."

[both laugh]
- Well then, g'day, mate.

[sighs] Ooh.

Crikey!
- [laughs]

I am Lincoln Loud.

I'm going solo to the dance.

I was going to take my fellow
Action News correspondent

Stella, as a friend,
but she's at a science fair.

She's killing it
on the science fair circuit.

My name is Clyde McBride,

and I'm going
to the Kangaroo Hop

with my dad's chiropractor's
daughter.

Her name is Marnie Steppenberg,

and according to her father,
she is very well-adjusted.

That's a chiropractor joke.

So your dad set you up?

Interesting.

Would they be open
to settin' down for a spell?

Uh, they don't really like
talking about me.

- We are Clyde's dads.
- Hi.

I'm Harold. This is Howard.

Uh! Wait a minute.

I'm Howard. Oh, my gosh.

I am so nervous.

We are so proud of our Clyde
and all of his accomplishments.

- Yay!
- [laughs]

Let's see here.
First tooth. First crawl.

Oh, he could crawl
like the wind.

Aw.
- First airplane ride.

That's when he found out
that peanuts were free.

And we found out
he was allergic to peanuts.

Oh, yes,
but there is one milestone

we have yet to fill in.

First first love.

- [coos]
- Our Clyde is in middle school

but he hasn't exactly clicked
with that special someone.

Enter us.

Click.
[both laugh]

Tonight we're hoping
that Clyde

will be holding hands

with a certain
chiropractor's daughter.

Ooh, can I tell him the story
about the day we met?

Oh, boy. Okay.

Well,
let me get a tissue first.

Okay, go.
- It was November 2004.

I had just moved to town,
and there was an art exhibit

at the community center.

I saw this one
from across the room,

and I noticed we both
had the same jacket.

Guy Girrard's
double-breasted parka.

Cut to the coat check,

and we accidentally put
on each other's jackets.

When we switched back,
this one,

being the gentleman that he is,

put mine on for me.

When my hand came through
that sleeve,

his hand was right there.

It was electric.

We've been holding hands
ever since.

[both laugh]

[lively sports music]

Howdy, sports fans.

This is your old pal,
AJ Squaredaway,

and welcome
to Volcanoes baseball.

Pitching today
for the Volcanoes,

flame-throwing
rookie sensation,

Cannonball Wilson.

Hey, Lynn, I'm rolling out
some new appetizers

for Lynn's Table, and I would
love to get some feedback.

Not now, Dad.
Cannonball Wilson is pitching.

This guy could throw
a pork chop past a hungry wolf.

Oh, speaking of pork chops,

you wanna try
this pork dumpling

and maybe I can ask you
a few questions?

[tense music]

Okay, I see you twirling
a baseball bat,

so I'm going
to leave these here

with a brief questionnaire.

I'm leaving.
[clears throat]

[light playful music]

Say that again, Clyde?

Oh, okay.
So you're gonna take

the pre-dance pictures
at the Louds' house.

Uh-huh, okay, and, uh,

and Lincoln's dad is making
special appetizers.

Oh, that sounds delicious.

All right, Clyde.

Well, I want you to have fun.

This is your big day.

[laughs] All right.

Mwah.

[both scream]

[breathing heavily]

Apparently the Louds
have burgled our milestone.

What kind of people steal
the most important moment

of a child's life
and don't have the decency

to extend an invitation
to the parents of said child?

I guess 11 children
isn't enough for them.

I say this without
the slightest bit of hyperbole.

The Louds have ruined
our lives.

- Howard.
- [cries]

[chewing sounds]

Mmm.

Mmm.

This is the best bacon-wrapped
scallop I ever tasted.

"Best ever."

Hey, uh, you told your dads

about coming over tonight, right?

Uh, absolutely.

Mmm.

[cheerful music]

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

In sixth grade,
I was in the Kangaroo Kourt.

In eighth, I took the crown.

[laughter]

[high-pitched]
G'day, Charlie.

♪ Korn dogs,
you gotta get a Korn dog ♪

♪ Just past the center
of town ♪

If you're heading west.
[both laugh]

[balloon squeaking]

[gasps] Thanks, Lincoln.

I've literally never made
a balloon animal before.

This is so cool.

[lively sports music]

Ooh, a swing and a miss.

- Yes!
- Cannonball is perfect again.

[humming]

[door closes]
- Hey.

The Red Roosters have no runs, Lincoln.

Great.

They have no runs and no...
"other things."

And it's the top of the sixth.
- Cool?

Do you understand
what I'm saying, Lincoln?

I'm sorry, Lynn.
I'm kind of a casual

baseball fan.
- For the casual baseball fan,

lemme explain
what's happening here.

You see, ol' Cannonball's
throwin' a no-hitter.

Now superstition says
none of his teammates

can say "boo" about it.

See folks, when a pitcher
is on a roll,

the last thang you wanna do
is make a big thang out of it

because he'll get
in his own head,

give up a homer,
and it's bye-bye no-no.

You see, Lincoln?

Yeah, the guy's doing great,

and if people tell him
he's doing great,

it'll jinx him,
and he'll stop doing great.

Gotta go.

Hey there, Casanova.

You're doing pretty good
with Charlie.

What are you talking about?

As a former Kangaroo Queen,

I know a little something
about young love.

You're cracking her up,

you're making her
balloon animals,

and from where I'm standing,
it's working.

You're on a roll, Lincoln.

I am?

Yeah, I guess I am.

- Big mistake.
- What?

Lincoln was doing great,
and then you told him

he was doing great, and now
he's gonna stop doing great

because he's in his own head.

You jinxed him.

That's ridiculous.

Literally.
[scoffs]

Oh, hey, Lincoln.

Can you make me
another kangaroo balloon?

I named this one Charlie,

and I wanna name
the other one Lincoln.

No problemo.

[dramatic music]

I'm not jinxed.

[dramatic music crescendos]

Lynn's totally wrong
with her no-hitter theory.

Everything is fine.

I mean, sure, I wasn't aware
I was doing great with Charlie,

and now I am.

But that's not gonna change anything.

I'm still gonna be the same
confident guy I've always been.

I'm the plan with the man.

[light playful music]

I'm just gonna go downstairs
and be the same confident guy

I've always been.

It's all good.

Aah!

[groaning]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Oh, are those the skewers
I've heard so much about?

Oh, people are talkin'.

Can you see him?
Did you see him?

Are you seeing him?
Can you see him?

Did you see him?

When I see him,
I will tell you.

[gasps] Ooh, there's Clyde.

Who is he with?

How does he look?
How is he feeling?

How am I feeling?
Aah, talk to me!

He's with Marnie.

He looks contemplative.

What? Let me see.

He does look contemplative.
[sighs]

I cannot believe that Clyde's
in there having a milestone

while we're out here looking
through antique binoculars

that we got at that estate sale
in Vermont.

It was such a good trip.

Oh, Clyde learned
to tie his shoes

on that trip.
- I cannot believe

the Louds didn't invite us.

Next time I see that
Lynn Loud Sr., I'm gonna

[in a deep voice]
give him my deep voice.

[knocking]
- Hey, guys.

- Well, hi!
- Hi!

We're just out driving around.

Yeah,
doing the real estate thing.

We're looky-loos.
[both laugh]

Hey, where ya been?

Clyde told you we invited you, right?

[happy music distorts]

both: Of course he did.

Oh, get in here.
Hey, I love your ride.

[both laugh]
It's no Vanzilla.

[both laugh]

[both gasp]

Time to get this train back
on the tracks.

You two look absolutely adorable.

Apropos of nothing,
do you have a coat

that Clyde could help you
put on later?

Yeah.

[high-pitched] Showtime.

G'day, mate.
I'm a boxing kangaroo.

Boo.
[both laugh]

Whoo! Whoo!
- [grunts]

- Oh!
- Oh.

[voice deepens]
I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

My dad can fix it.

Oh, yes, he can.

- He can do it.
- He's opening a second office.

He's a miracle worker.

So, uh, Lincoln,
who's your date?

I'm actually going
solo to the dance.

Which I think is really cool.

She thinks I'm really cool.

Wait, "really cool"?

Is she being sarcastic?

Because going to the dance
by yourself really isn't cool.

Oh, my gosh.
She thinks I'm not cool!

You gotta fix this, Lincoln.

Say something cool.

I'm taking my sister
to the dance!

Okay?

Which is cool, because a lot
of guys wouldn't do that.

It takes a lot of confidence
to take your sister to a dance.

And I'm very confident.

And cool.

As you know.

Whew. Nice save, Lincoln.

Now all I need to do
is get one of my sisters

to go to the dance with me,
and I'm back in the game.

[laughing] It's a bad idea.

[laughing]
It's a terrible idea.

Picture?

I know you're busy, Luan.

But if you change your mind,
I could get matching suits

for me and Mr. Coconuts.
- Pffft!

[dramatic musical sting]
- Hello, Lincoln.

I hear you need a companion
to accompany you

to your sacred dance ritual.

Lucy, you're a lifesaver,

and you don't have to worry
about what to wear because--

I can't go.

I've made a blood promise
to Edwin

that we'd attend
our first dance together.

[sighs]

How can a guy with ten sisters
not have one that wants to go

to a middle school dance
with him?

All right, it's Lynn or bust.

- Hey, Lincoln, how's it going?
- Terrible.

Ever since you told me
I was doing great with Charlie,

I've done nothing but bomb.

Okay, it can't be that bad.

I kangaroo-punched
Clyde's date,

then bragged about taking
my sister to a dance,

which, by the way, was a lie,

because everyone except
for Lynn turned me down,

including you.

Maybe I'll take this fern.

I'll be the man with the plant.

I'm sorry, Lincoln,
but as a former Kangaroo Queen,

I can only be seen
with former Kangaroo Royalty.

I know. You explained
the Pouch Promise.

[laughs]
Oh, so you understand.

Well...

it says nothing in here
about a Pouch Promise.

I can confirm that.

- [sighs]
- Nothing.

So according
to that there book,

you should be able
to try on the crown.

[upbeat music]

It was literally added
in the bylaws in 1991.

Ah.

[lively sports music]

Three outs to go
for Cannonball.

Man, this place is buzzin'
like a beehive in July.

My goosebumps have goosebumps.
Whoo!

I'm not going to the dance
with you, Lincoln.

[sighs]

Lincoln, I figured out
what your problem is.

When you weren't trying,
Charlie liked you.

But now you're trying so hard

that you literally reek
of desperation.

So we need to get you back
to the point

where Charlie felt like
you didn't care.

You're right.

It's so obvious.

Thank you, Lori.

Now I completely understand women.

[upbeat music]

There he is. Hey, Lincoln.

Enough, Charlie.

[music fades]

I don't like you. I just don't.

[crowd applause on TV]

And here's the pitch
from Cannonball.

I hope
this clears everything up.

Jeez, Lincoln.

Sorry.
[bat clacks]

Oh, no. It's a swing
and a drive to deep left!

Oh!
That ain't coming back, folks.

[groans]

Well, you really did it
this time, Lincoln.

Things couldn't get any worse.

Pfftt.

6:15. Seems like a good enough
time to go to bed.

[door creaks open]
- Come on, Lincoln.

[soft music]

Tough night, huh, buddy?

Nothing personal, Liam.

Could you please turn
that camera off?

I'm really not in the mood.

Sure thing, Linc.

Have you ever really
wanted something...

and just messed it up?

Sure, plenty of times.

[sighs] That's the way I feel
with Charlie.

Okay, gather around, kangaroos.

[laughs]
[light dinging]

Ten minutes before we hop off
to the dance.

[cowbell ringing]

And nine minutes to turn
in your appetizer feedback

questionnaires.
- I repeat,

ten minutes until the moment
we've all been waiting for.

And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for,

this year's Kangaroo Queen
is...

Brenda Wilkinson.

Oh, thank you!

[whispering]
What is she doing?

Oh, my God, how embarrassing.
[scattered applause]

Th--thank you for voting
for Brenda.

I-I was just thinking, um...
[laughs]

how much I did not wanna win,

so thank you
for not voting for me.

[whispering continues]

Please, um, enjoy the rest
of your night.

And make smart choices.

Kangaroo Hop, people!

This is the biggest night
of the year.

We get it.
[forced laughs]

Big night.

Just keep your expectations low.

Everybody, make sure
you have your phones,

your tickets to the dance,
and your jackets.

Ten minutes until Clyde
helps Marnie put on her jacket.

9 minutes and 50 seconds.

Two hands will dangle
ever so closely.

9 minutes, 46 seconds.

And this milestone
will take its place

in the pages of destiny.

- [laughs]
- You fellars about done?

I gotta start cuttin' some
of this footage together.

Oh.

Nothing personal, Liam.

Could you please
turn that camera off?

- Plenty of times.
- [sighs]

That's the way I feel
with Charlie.

Charlie's sweet and funny
and really pretty.

[emotional music]

And I know my sister said
that I can't tell her that,

but it's the truth,
and I messed it up.

And I'm feeling it right here.

Also I may have
bruised my ribs

falling down the stairs.

Charlie probably won't ever
wanna talk to me again.

But if she did,
here's what I'd say.

I really like you, Charlie.

♪ ♪

I mean, I'd say it better
than that, but...

I really like her.

Farm boy!
Grab your accoutrements.

We have a fairy-tale ending

for whatever
it is you're doing.

Come on!

[grand music]

Lemme get that.

[gasps]

[romantic music]

♪ ♪

[music distorts, stops]

- Thanks, Clyde.
- Sure.

[groans]

Cannonball blew the game.

I can be your date
to that dance.

He already has a date.

♪ ♪

You wanna go with me?

I saw your interview.

I really like you too.

I'd be honored to take you
to the dance.

Wait, what about Rusty?

We broke up
a couple weeks ago.

He didn't tell you?

- Hey.
- You don't deserve this.

[sentimental music]

[chattering indistinctly]

Oh.
[laughs]

♪ ♪

It's chillier than I thought.

Allow me.

- Aww.
- Aww.

Aww.

You have your milestone.

Yep, somebody gave my pigs
in a blanket a perfect ten.

[laughs]

That crown would've looked
so good on me.

You know, it's funny
you should mention that

because I happen
to have found this.

It's crazy, right?
- [laughs]

You will always be my queen.

Aww.

Brenda Wilkinson doesn't hold
a candle to you.

- Oh, honey.
- [laughs]

Did this have pork dumplings
in it?

Oh, there's still some
in there.

[engine turns]
Bye!

- Whoo!
- Have fun!

- Drive safe!
- Let's go to the dance, guys.

- Yeah!
- Yes!

[Huey Lewis The News'
"The Power of Love"]

♪ ♪

♪ The power of love ♪

♪ Is a curious thing ♪

♪ Make one man weep ♪

♪ Make another man sing ♪

♪ Change a hawk ♪

♪ To a little white dove ♪

♪ More than a feelin' ♪

♪ That's the power of love ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Tougher than diamonds ♪

♪ Rich like cream ♪

♪ Stronger and harder ♪

♪ Than a bad girl's dream ♪

♪ Make a bad one good ♪

♪ Ooh, make a wrong one
right ♪

♪ The power of love
will keep you home at night ♪

♪ You don't need money ♪

♪ Don't take fame ♪

♪ Don't need no credit card ♪

♪ To ride this train ♪

♪ It's strong
and it's sudden ♪

♪ And it's cruel sometimes ♪

♪ But it might just
save your life ♪

♪ That's the power of love ♪

♪ You don't need money ♪

♪ Don't take fame ♪

♪ Don't need no credit card
to ride this train ♪

♪ It's strong
and it's sudden ♪

♪ And it's cruel sometimes ♪

♪ But it might just
save your life ♪

♪ That's the power of love ♪

♪ That's the power of love ♪

♪ ♪

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