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♪ ("ON THE GROUND" BY GRACE IVES
PLAYS) ♪
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GOSSIP GIRL: Good morning,Upper East Siders.
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Gossip Girl here.Your one and only source
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into the scandalous livesof Manhattan's elite.
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Pardon the throwback,but I'm feeling nostalgic today.
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- Hello.
- AUDREY HOPE: Hey.
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- My literal lord and savior.
- Every launch needs fuel, right?
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GOSSIP GIRL: On that note,there's nothing quite like
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having someonewho knows you better
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- than you know yourself.
- KIKI HOPE: Hi!
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This latest round of adrenaline,
courtesy of Julien.
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- KIKI HOPE: Oh, thank you.
- ELEANOR WALDORF-ROSE: Oh, thank you.
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These are beautiful.
I would literally wear
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- every single piece here.
- A sign these will get you buzz.
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Maybe just ask me
this time around?
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Yes. (CHUCKLES)
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Won't happen again.
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God, I know
I should be terrified,
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but for the first time
in my life,
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I don't have an ounce of nerves.
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Because you've done the work,
and tomorrow
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at the spring luncheon,
everyone will know it.
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Thank you. Thank you all.
Hey, breakfast on me.
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It's the least I can do.
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I'd love to,
but Audrey already--
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Claimed her for, uh, book club.
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Uh, if only you had read
Yanagihara, you know?
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Um, I'll let you two geniuses,
uh, get to it?
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GOSSIP GIRL:
Someone who knows the old you,
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the new you,and everyone in between.
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You didn't tell her?
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The last thing my mom needs to
be thinking about right now
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is my father
and his mistress/girlfriend.
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They're only in town
for a few days,
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and then they're going to Paris,
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so when they're gone
and this event is over,
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then I'll tell her.
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You're still down
to come, right?
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I really need a hand to crush
whenever Jessica speaks.
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Of course, babe.
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GOSSIP GIRL: But what aboutthe poor souls
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sans a tried and true?A ride or die?
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Especially those of youwho show up for yours,
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when they don't bothershowing up at all?
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For those,I have a little advice.
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- No matter how closeyou feel to someone... - (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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...how much trust you may have,how much you feel connected,
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in the end it doesn't matter.
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Throwback?
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Morning, sleepyhead.
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I, uh, saw you posted
to Gossip Girl without me.
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- Thought we had a deal.
- You need to speak up, sweetie.
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I'm outside of a Barry's
where someone spiked
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their alkaline waterwith bacteria from the dark web.
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You didn't. Why?
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We promised to fuck shit up,
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so I posted on GG to light
a fire under your ass.
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Gossip Girl really works better
when it's just the one voice.
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Boring, it needs more drama,
blood, pizzazz.
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We're gonna restore her
to her glory days.
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But-- but people don't want
the old Gossip Girl.
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They're fine
with the new Gossip Girl.
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GEORGINA SPARKS: You knowwhat else they're fine with?
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Fennel. Amazon. Democracy.
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You have 24 hours
to turn up the heat
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or else I'm taking
control permanently.
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How am I supposed to do that?
I only report drama,
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I don't create it.
I am not playing God.
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You don't play God, you are God.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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And I can say that because
He and I are good now.
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What you need is a rivalry.
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I tried that. It didn't work.
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It only brought
Zoya and Julien closer.
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Oh, stop going for the heart.
Go for the jugular.
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You find that rivalry, or else.
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Tick, tock.
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GOSSIP GIRL: After all,the road to hell
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is pavedwith the best intentions.
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My intentions, to be exact.
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Ew. Who gave you my address?
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- Uh, the Constance contact list.
- My parents redacted that.
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Town & Country did
a whole feature.
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It wasn't hard to deduce
through Google Maps from there.
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What exactly is it
that you want?
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I know that we haven't always
gotten along.
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We've never gotten along.
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But I wanted to say thank you
for, um, for helping me.
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I helped you? No, no.
That doesn't ring any bells.
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I made scones.
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They're lemon-lavender,
which I know you like.
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I did my homework.
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You brought me food?
No one died, Zoya.
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I was just trying to be nice.
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Okay. I'm gonna be late
for school. (SMACKS LIPS)
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So you can leave those anywhere
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and they'll be decorative,
I guess.
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(TO POODLES) Come on, let's go.
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Hello?
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Oh, Mrs. de Haan. I'm so sorry.
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Monet just asked to put these
down somewhere. Um, I, I--
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Zoya, we're quite fond
of your father.
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It seems you've inherited
his aptitude for kindness.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Might I guess my daughter
doesn't appreciate this quality?
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Um...
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- Uh, may I?
- Yeah.
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Thank you, Zoya. This will go
very well with my coffee.
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- Have a wonderful day.
- You as well.
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Well, Jessica's dying to visit
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la Fondationd'entreprise Louis-Vuitton,
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which if you ask me is, uh,
juste pour les touristes.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Ne sois pas si basique.
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Will also got us reservations
at L'Ami Louis
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and La Rigamarole.
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Plus, a private tour
of the Luxembourg Gardens.
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Sounds like a great trip.
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Well, maybe both of you
can come with us next time.
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Ah, excuse me,
the three of you.
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- (LAUGHS)
- (JESSICA BRADLEY CHUCKLES)
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I'm still getting used to it.
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- Us too.
- JESSICA: Three! (LAUGHS)
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- MAX WOLFE: Right. (CHUCKLES)
- (FORCED LAUGH) Three.
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Jules! God, I...
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I know this must have been
a rough few months for you, huh?
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I mean, that was
some pretty crazy shit
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that went down with your dad,
right? (LAUGHS)
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He called me, you know?
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We had a long, long talk. Yeah.
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I mean, he told me none
of it was true, of course.
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♪ ("HOLD ME CLOSER"
BY ELTON JOHN AND BRITNEY SPEARS PLAYING) ♪
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I'm-- I'm just glad
to see you're okay.
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Thank you. Well, I couldn't have
gotten through it
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without Audrey.
And her wonderful mother.
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So, you, uh, you're living
with your half sister
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on the Upper West?
Can't imagine you like it there.
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(CHUCKLES) I mean,
that's not your scene.
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Oh, I don't know.
A stable home with a dad
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who loves his daughter
enough to stick around.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, it's nice
to see you again, Ak-eye.
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I heard your mother
got the latest strain.
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- Is she doing better?
- Aki's mom is doing great.
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Personally, I think
Ak-eye is a great nickname.
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Don't you, Will?
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What is with the Sydney Sweeney
White Lotus impersonation?
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I thought I was here to support
you, not your dad. He's a dick.
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(SHUSHES) I think that
you're projecting right now.
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Um, the one who cheated
on your mom with her assistant?
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That guy, right there.
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And they've been together
for a year now,
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so maybe it's real love.
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I am trying to make an effort.
Please.
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You're letting him off the hook.
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No, I'm not.
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I have to use the restroom.
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Sorry. She's going
through a lot right now.
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It's okay. I was just telling,
uh, one of your boyfriends,
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it must feel weird being here
with me in this new context.
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- Babe, you don't have to.
- No, it's okay. I want to.
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It's uncomfortable
for all of us,
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but I appreciate
your generosity.
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And I know it's hard
to hear, but...
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I miss your mom.
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And maybe-- maybe
we can't be friends,
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but I just-- I hope she knows
that nothing happened
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until after the separation.
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Just a close friendship
that become more--
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It's okay. It's in the past.
Don't worry.
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Okay. Okay. Mm. Well,
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now we can see if this L'Oreal
really is waterproof.
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(CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES)
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- Excuse me.
- (WILL GRUNTS, CLEARS THROAT)
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So, uh, Will,
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what else are you getting into
while you're in town?
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If you're a fan of theater,
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you know, it has its privileges
to know a Wolfe.
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Name any show
and the best seats are yours.
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Oh, I'd never take
advantage of that.
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I mean, that should be
for people who can't afford it,
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not people who can, right?
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(LAUGHS WEAKLY)
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Don't take it personally.
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It took him a while
to warm up to me.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm not you. I'm me.
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Before she gets back,
I have to tell you something.
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Oh, I thought things were going
good between you two.
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Oh, very.
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I'm gonna propose. Tonight.
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- Congratulations.
- Oh. Uh, wow.
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Well, I didn't wanna hide it
from you.
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I'm trying to do
things differently this time.
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Yeah, no, it's-- it's great.
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I-- I'm so happy for you two,
it's just...
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Do you think
you could wait a few days?
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Mom is debuting some of her
new pieces at this big event
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at the Ukrainian Institute
tomorrow and I just...
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I really-- I would hate
for anything to derail her.
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Well, uh...
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Jessica's always dreamt
of a Central Park proposal,
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but I suppose, uh,
Paris is a level up.
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Thank you.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
this is wonderful news.
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Should we order
some champagne? Hmm?
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It's not even 8:00 a.m.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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Remember when I would take
you and Audrey
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skating on the weekends?
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Will and Katherine
would be working late
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and you felt bad
that Audrey was alone.
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Even as a kid, you were always
looking out for her.
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She's my best friend.
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It-- it's more than that.
You stand up for what's right.
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Like with the whole
"Stop the Story" thing.
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Sorry. Ugh. (SNIFFLES)
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I promised I wouldn't fangirl,
but I watch it religiously.
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Thank you. I appreciate that.
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I know this might be crazy,
but what if you had me on?
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The way things went down
has bothered me for so long.
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I never wanted to hurt Katherine
or cause Audrey pain.
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I-- I would love the opportunity
to come clean
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about the role I played
in it all.
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Admit my wrongdoing.
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Show how much I still care
about both of them.
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Maybe heal some wounds.
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I don't know, Jessica.
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I would love to see that,
228
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:21,203
but there's just too many
toes to step on here.
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Totally. You're right.
Forget I even brought it up.
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It's great seeing you again.
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Have you talked to him?
Do you know if he's okay?
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I'm officially resigning
as relationship intermediary.
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00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:42,975
I'm 0 for 2. First, McKay
and Ferrell, now you two.
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You could call him.
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00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,398
I can't lock out Georgina.
She'll just hack her way back in
236
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and who knows what
she'd post in retaliation?
237
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,652
I mean, how do you beat someone
who's practically invincible?
238
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Give her what she wants.
Georgina's a pit bull.
239
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The more you struggle,
the tighter her jaws grip.
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If you wanna get
rid of her, go limp.
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She'll get bored and find
something else to latch on to.
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00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,875
So, what, I just go back
to posting lies?
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That didn't work the first time.
244
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Give her that rivalry she wants
245
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,214
until she doesn't want it
anymore.
246
00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:15,800
But Julien's changed,
thanks to me.
247
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,676
She isn't fighting
with anyone anymore.
248
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,469
I don't understand
the point of you coming
249
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if you're not gonna
be supportive.
250
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,973
This was breakfast with my dad
who had big news to share.
251
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,643
The divorce was finalized what,
four months ago?
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Don't you think it's fast?
253
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:27,853
Not to mention
disrespectful to Kiki?
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00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,232
If they love each other so much,
why don't they just wait?
255
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,650
I don't know, Julien, but I am
so overwhelmed right now.
256
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,486
There is so much resting
on tomorrow for my mom
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and I need to focus on that.
258
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:40,324
My dad said he would delay.
I trust him, okay?
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He would never hurt me.
260
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,036
I-- I need to be done
with this conversation.
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WENDY FINEMAN-WALSH:
Julien not fighting?
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- No.
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00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,380
Right in front of you
the whole time,
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00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,673
simmering for seasons,
266
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,758
waiting for someone
to stir the pot.
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I can't do that to them.
268
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:04,390
Well, it's them
or, in 22 hours, you.
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- On a scale of one to ten...
- Less than zero.
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Yeah. I mean, he liked me
fine as her friend,
271
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but as her boyfriend?
He, uh, he loathed me.
272
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I mean, I may as well have been
a line cook or a busboy or a--
273
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:26,245
Entitled brat if you expected
to be immediately accepted
274
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,497
as the man debauching
the apple of his eye?
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00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,416
Yeah, but I am in her life now.
276
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,751
Okay? She loves him.
She's into me.
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00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:33,669
How do I make this
a transitive property?
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Stop caring.
279
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This is my first relationship.
It wasn't easy getting here,
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00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,344
and there is no way
that I'm taking a backseat now.
281
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,138
Can you at least give it time?
282
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,891
He leaves for Paris
tomorrow night,
283
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:47,933
which gives me one day
284
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,269
to show him how right
I am for his daughter.
285
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:51,937
And fucking charming.
Thanks, Luna.
286
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,526
Zoya. There you are.
287
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,821
Ms. de Haan?
I was told the, uh, head teacher wanted to see me.
288
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:05,117
Uh, she and I spoke
and have come to an arrangement.
289
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:09,663
I have a proposal for you,
one you should not pass up.
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00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,541
GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted.Constance's elite
291
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,377
finally making some movesof their own.
292
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,254
- ♪ (RAPID MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- GOSSIP GIRL: Moves to align.
293
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,173
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
294
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,885
- How'd you get in?
- Lewis owed me a favor.
295
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,305
I heard you were in town,
and I need your help.
296
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,685
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
297
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,943
{\an8}GOSSIP GIRL:
To hold others accountable.
298
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,861
Seriously? I was cold
to your dad,
299
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,238
so you lie to Gossip Girl
about me?
300
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:45,366
You knew about my dad's affair
months before I did?
301
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,743
(SCOFFS) GG's messing with us,
302
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,745
- or someone is.
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
303
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:53,249
Really? Because "someone"
just leaked an email you sent
304
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,833
to your dad two years ago,
305
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,378
asking whether
or not you should tell me.
306
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,088
GOSSIP GIRL:
And my personal favorite,
307
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,089
moves to the front line,
308
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,801
where I'll be posting upa storm just for you.
309
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,095
- That didn't happen.
- But you did know about them
310
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,597
before I did, because you saw
them at Balthazar together,
311
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,932
didn't you? Right?
312
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,810
I did, but I never thought--
313
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,353
- Oh, my God.
- Audrey.
314
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,940
GOSSIP GIRL: The best partof a duel is knowing
315
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,943
only one person survives it.
316
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,445
- Let the game begin.
- (KATE KELLER EXHALES)
317
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:24,863
Love what you've done.
318
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,199
I know you always
wanted your own place.
319
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,784
What do you want?
320
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:32,288
This isn't me being Noble O,
Heidi. It's not, okay?
321
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,957
Closing down shelters,
cheating on taxes,
322
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,458
that's one thing, okay?
But this?
323
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,294
Do you really expect me to turn
on Mom and Dad
324
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,796
over a little corporate greed?
We were raised on this shit.
325
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,339
It was practically
our baby food.
326
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,967
Mom did more than use her power
to-- to work a system.
327
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,969
Daniela killed herself
because of the situation
328
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:51,724
that Mom put her in,
and who knows what's next?
329
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,517
I'm not only here because
you're my sister, all right?
330
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,185
You are also
a good person.
331
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,856
And this is different,
and I know that you know that.
332
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,736
Let's say I did agree
333
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,822
that maybe she went
too far this time.
334
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,490
What could I possibly do
about it?
335
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,825
Prove that
it wasn't Daniela's idea
336
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,452
to bribe the engineer, okay?
It was Mom's.
337
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,995
- She could go to jail!
- Yeah, but, Heidi...
338
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,123
she's a billionaire, okay?
339
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:19,752
She gets arrested
and her money gets her off.
340
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,171
It's that simple. But at least
then she's under scrutiny
341
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,631
and maybe she changes her ways.
342
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,507
I'm sorry.
343
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,801
I can't.
344
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,054
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
345
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:30,929
You know, I really thought
that you were different.
346
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:33,849
(SCOFFS)
347
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,231
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
348
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,400
She bought
the engineer's silence
349
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,486
through the Navy Yard project.
That's how she hid the money.
350
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:46,904
Can you prove that?
351
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,034
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
352
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,083
- Welcome back, Mrs. de Haan.
- Thank you, Chef Noz.
353
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:00,918
- Enjoy.
- Please.
354
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,298
ZOYA LOTT:
Um, so, Mrs. de Haan,
355
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,425
why did you pull me
out of school
356
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,552
to bring me to lunch? (CHUCKLES)
357
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,055
PEN America's luncheon
is tomorrow.
358
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,558
Something I'd imagine
you'd have a keen interest in.
359
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,352
How would you like
my daughter's unused ticket?
360
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,937
Really?
361
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,356
There'll be a lot
of influential people there.
362
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,942
They're honoring,
uh, Brandon Taylor,
363
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,569
Terrance Hayes,
the Bergmann Foundation,
364
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,239
Gururaj Deshpande.
There will be authors,
365
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,699
playwrights, university deans.
366
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,992
I can help you shake
the right hands.
367
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,327
Maybe even get you
in line for a scholarship.
368
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,371
ZOYA: Why me?
369
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,124
I mean, you barely even
know me and...
370
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,419
to be honest, I'm not a big fan
of what you do.
371
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,337
That's fair.
372
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,882
But I'd like the chance
to get to know you
373
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,884
and for you to know me.
374
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:55,806
For us to, um,
both set aside our assumptions.
375
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,808
What do you say?
376
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,156
WILL: Well,
about time you showed up.
377
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,119
Max. Did you go to Harvard?
378
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,121
Because that's the only way
they let you in here.
379
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:23,959
(CHUCKLES) My, uh, my bio mom
has something on Matt Damon.
380
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,795
So once inside,
I traded your usual partner
381
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,880
a Macallan 30 for the privilege
382
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,382
of playing with you
this afternoon.
383
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,677
Well, sounds like you
got a raw deal.
384
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,264
Nonsense. I'm excited to spend
some quality time with you.
385
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,600
All right.
Let's see what you got.
386
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:44,062
(GROANS, BREATHES HEAVILY)
387
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,481
Nine serving two.
388
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,483
(GROANS) Well played, sir.
I see where Audrey
389
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,609
gets her competitive edge.
390
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,361
Next time I want a compliment,
perhaps I should just
391
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,405
pull your string
and save you the effort.
392
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,532
Look, I'm just calling it
as I see it.
393
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,534
Yeah. Every five minutes.
I'm so spry.
394
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,037
I'm so strategic and fast.
395
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:01,747
Since I am all those things,
396
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,999
I know that
this is just a make-good
397
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,918
for how you felt
you came across this morning.
398
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,503
Yes. I was worried that I--
399
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,505
I didn't leave
the right impression.
400
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,672
Well, that's funny.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
401
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,425
I felt like I learned everything
I needed to know about you.
402
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,387
Look, I have a lot
of respect for you.
403
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,680
Uh, you've raised
an amazing daughter.
404
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,557
And I care about her so much!
405
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,060
(GROANS) Oh, God...
406
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:27,815
As do I. (PANTS, SNIFFS)
I also love a good game.
407
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,650
I don't mind the smell of sweat.
But you...
408
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,402
You reek of desperation.
409
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,196
And that is something
I cannot abide.
410
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,532
It's always covering up
for something, you know?
411
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,116
Insecurity. Doubt.
412
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,078
The feeling
that you're not worthy.
413
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:44,206
Good game, Max.
414
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,125
Maybe try
a little less hard next time.
415
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,503
♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
416
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,631
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
417
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,141
Great.
Now I've lost my appetite.
418
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,146
- Seriously, Audge?
- You're acting like this was
419
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,399
some blind item.
It was an actual email.
420
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,318
You think I would send an email
to my dad about that? An email?
421
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,736
Gossip Girl is a lot of things,
422
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,697
but she does not lie
when she has receipts.
423
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,198
She lies all the time.
424
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,285
You would say anything
to get out of something.
425
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,579
You act as if I haven't known
you your entire life.
426
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,163
- You want me to prove it?
- Yeah.
427
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,000
All those rumors
that she started
428
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,960
at the top of the semester,
those were from me.
429
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,254
And most of them were lies.
430
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,008
What the fuck? Are you serious?
431
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:39,344
You sent in that Max
was groomed by Rafa?
432
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,014
And that most of my bags
were from Canal Street?
433
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,933
And that you both hooked up in
the same room as her and Obie?
434
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,935
Well, that was true, but still.
435
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,147
Honestly, what is wrong
with you?
436
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,065
I thought that it would
make us better.
437
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,109
Hold us accountable.
Make us be nicer to each other.
438
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,235
AUDREY: And why should that be
your decision?
439
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:59,197
We are not some broken toys
that need fixing, Julien.
440
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,242
You're right. I was wrong.
I-- I realize that now.
441
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,410
You realize that now?
442
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,204
Okay. I'm gonna go before
this gets even more offensive.
443
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,289
Let's go.
444
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,297
I understand if you're mad.
445
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,552
I'm pretty sure
that rumor's the only reason
446
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,305
no one's stolen my Bottegas
at Lovers Rock in ages.
447
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,975
I just wish Audge
could be as understanding.
448
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,019
It'll blow over.
Just give it time.
449
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,146
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
450
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,150
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
451
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,654
Jessica?
452
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,238
Oh, my God, Julien.
I'm sorry to call you like this.
453
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,700
I saw that email of yours
on Gossip Girl.
454
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,287
- Um, that was-- that wasn't--
- JESSICA: I had no idea.
455
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,333
I feel so terribly about whatI've done to Audrey, to you.
456
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,544
Please let me make it up to both
of you on "Stop the Story."
457
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,004
I won't take no for an answer.
458
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:57,756
Uh... Okay.
459
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,425
Oh, my God. Yes!
460
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,552
Hey, but-- but don't--
don't tell Audrey about it.
461
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:03,845
I don't want her dadfinding out.
462
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:04,930
I'll deal with him after.
463
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,849
Better to ask for forgiveness
than permission, right?
464
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,018
(LAUGHS, EXCLAIMS)
I am so excited.
465
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,353
I'll text you
where I'm staying.
466
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,777
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
467
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,614
What does my mother want
with you?
468
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,366
- I have ears everywhere.
- Right.
469
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:28,412
Um, she just wanted to invite me
to a fundraiser luncheon.
470
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,871
Not possible. I'm her plus-one.
471
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,790
She said you weren't interested.
472
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,876
I'm not. Neither is she, in you.
473
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,295
She's just--
she's just trying to get at me.
474
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,423
Look. I don't know your mom,
475
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,883
but I'm pretty sure
she's not like that.
476
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,886
Well, have fun learning
I'm right the hard way.
477
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,220
Everyone else does.
478
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,810
- (PHONE RINGING)
- (SIGHS)
479
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,230
Loving your work today, friend.
480
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,317
The DMs, that fake email.
481
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,278
I knew you had a little Sparks
in your blood,
482
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,447
and not just because I gave youthat transfusion
483
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,531
while you slept.
484
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,618
You were right.
I haven't been using GG
485
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,078
to its full potential.
486
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,039
Zuckerberg said
the same thing to me in 2010.
487
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,249
What can I say? I have a gift.
488
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,253
You really do.
489
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:21,339
Uh, now, what do you say
we drop the whole
490
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,926
"24 hours or you'll take
Gossip Girl from me" thing?
491
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,887
GEORGINA: Let's not getahead of ourselves.
492
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:30,307
You still have 14 hours to prove
to me that you're ready.
493
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,100
I'm ready. Really.
494
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,144
Basic Blair and Serena are going
495
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,438
to that whatever
luncheon tomorrow.
496
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:40,233
That's when we get them
to go full Chernobyl in public.
497
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,694
Um, wow.
W-- w-- what are you planning?
498
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,280
GEORGINA: And ruin the surprise?
499
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,032
I wouldn't want you to try
and stop me.
500
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,283
I wouldn't do that.
You can tell me.
501
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,827
GEORGINA: Keep upthose delicious posts
502
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,162
and maybe I will.
503
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,039
Here's a hint.
504
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,460
- (PHONE BEEPS)
- KATE KELLER: She hung up.
505
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,173
JORDAN GLASSBERG: Excuse me.
506
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,093
Sarah, right?
507
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,053
- Mm.
- Uh, Jordan.
508
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,013
We matched on Hinge
this morning.
509
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:10,931
You liked that pic
of me dancing with my niece
510
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,558
- at the wedding.
- Jordan.
511
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,185
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
512
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,853
What a crazy coincidence
running into you here.
513
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:20,107
(CHUCKLES) So crazy.
514
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,942
I-- I was just headed out
on a break,
515
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,318
but is there something
I can help you with?
516
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,656
I know it says teacher
on my profile. That's not a lie.
517
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:31,159
I am a teacher.
Well, I was until recently.
518
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,370
(LAUGHS) Now I work here.
It's a long story.
519
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:34,996
Do you like long stories?
520
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,082
I-- I-- I tell a lot
of long stories.
521
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,043
I have all the time
in the world.
522
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,670
How long is your break?
523
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,756
Oh. Um, like, uh, right now?
524
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,511
Let's see, uh,
there's a Blue Bottle,
525
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,597
or a-- a hole in the wall
around the corner,
526
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,765
- or we--
- Why don't we just go for a walk
527
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:57,018
- and take it from there?
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
528
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,937
GOSSIP GIRL:
Eve gets all the blame
529
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,355
for tempting Adamwith the forbidden fruit.
530
00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:05,527
But let's be real,it takes two to tango.
531
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:08,113
Keep your eyes on me,followers, because tomorrow
532
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:11,199
I'll be pulling back the sheets
533
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:16,079
on the most illicit affairto grace my page to date.
534
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,707
You have to admit,
she's got the voice down to a T.
535
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:19,833
What is she planning?
536
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,626
I have to find out.
I have to stop her.
537
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,379
You have to keep calm
and carry on.
538
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:26,590
Prove to Georgina that you can
be even more shocking
539
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,592
than she can,
and then she'll have to bow out.
540
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:29,509
That's not possible.
541
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:33,221
Disagree.
She was right about one thing.
542
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,016
You have an evil genius
inside of you.
543
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,685
Tap into her.
What would she make up next?
544
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:40,562
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- (GASPS)
545
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:46,776
Looks like she won't have
to make up anything.
546
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:48,570
WENDY: Fun.
547
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,450
Hey, Stoppers,
your favorite truthteller here.
548
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:57,621
You can consider today's
"Stop the Story" a sequel
549
00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:58,747
to the interview I did
550
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,832
with the designer
Katherine Hope.
551
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,251
You remember when Kiki opened up
552
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,338
about the pain of watching her
marriage fall apart
553
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:10,008
when her husband fell in love
with her assistant.
554
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,428
Well, I'm here
with that assistant.
555
00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:18,433
- Jessica Bradley.
- Hi, everyone. Glad to be here.
556
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:22,145
Jessica asked me if she could do
a "Stop the Story" to apologize
557
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,855
for her behavior.
558
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,690
Jessica, my platform
is all yours.
559
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,069
Let me start with that apology.
560
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:37,410
Kiki, if you're watching,
I never meant to fall for Will.
561
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:41,081
And the last thing I ever wanted
to do was to hurt the woman
562
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:45,126
I considered my mentor
and closest friend.
563
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,629
Yet that's exactly
what happened.
564
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:51,424
There's no excusing it,
but for what it's worth,
565
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:54,803
my affair with Will
was strictly an emotional one
566
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,513
until he and Kiki separated.
567
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,100
Looking back now,
do you think there's anything
568
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,685
that you would have wanted
to do differently?
569
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,896
(SIGHS)
570
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:09,234
It kills me to think of the toll
my choices took on her.
571
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:12,696
Bringing on her breakdown.
Her loss of creative spark.
572
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:15,156
It's no wonder
she had to resort to stealing
573
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,909
designs I created
when I was her assistant,
574
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,995
including what she's debuting
tomorrow
575
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:21,454
- at the PEN America luncheon.
- (SCOFFS)
576
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,790
I blame myself, really.
577
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,626
- (RECORDING STOPS)
- What the hell are you doing?
578
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,503
Giving you the full story.
579
00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:31,339
I-- Your whole thing
is radical honesty, right?
580
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,133
That was a lie.
581
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:35,510
I watched Kiki put those outfits
together herself.
582
00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:38,346
Is that why you wanted
to do this with me?
583
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,265
So you could sabotage her?
584
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,684
I was just giving you
my side of things.
585
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,686
When can I expect
to see it posted?
586
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:48,315
Try never. Audrey was right.
I never should have come.
587
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:51,818
♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
588
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,866
HEIDI BERGMANN: These statements
are the smoking gun
589
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,827
and we're just handing them
to Gossip Girl?
590
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,538
You're doing the right thing.
591
00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:05,123
Not looking forward
to the blowback.
592
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:05,957
She's not gonna know it's us.
593
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,709
We leave for the airport
tomorrow night.
594
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,502
So whatever she's doing,
she has to do it before then
595
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,921
because Germany will
never extradite her.
596
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:14,215
Tell Gossip Girl to post during
the fundraiser luncheon.
597
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,258
Okay, and I'll make sure
I'm there
598
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,635
to see that it happens. Okay.
599
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,724
- (CELLPHONE RINGING)
- Obie, hey.
600
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:24,726
Hey. Uh, do you think
I could be your plus-one
601
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,978
to that fundraiser
thing tomorrow?
602
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,064
Sure. Uh, why would
you wanna see your mom
603
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,899
get an award after all
she's done to you?
604
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,859
Uh, get exactly
what she deserves?
605
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:36,738
I cannot think of anything
more cathartic. (CHUCKLES)
606
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,074
And it would be a nice way
to spend some time with you.
607
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,909
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
608
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,952
Yeah. Be nice to see you, too.
609
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:45,747
Things have not been so great
for me lately.
610
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,541
Yeah, me either, honestly.
611
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,293
Just tell me what to wear
and I'll see you there.
612
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:55,548
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- GOSSIP GIRL: This just in.
613
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:59,427
Seems the Empresshas no clothes after all.
614
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,596
It appears that Audrey'smom's designs
615
00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:04,265
were stolenfrom her own assistant.
616
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,477
If any of Manhattan's socialiteswant to avoid
617
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,479
hari-Kiki tomorrow,
618
00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:12,440
I'd steer clear of wearinganything Hope-full
619
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,275
to the PEN American luncheon.
620
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,276
Don't believe me?
621
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,863
Look what storythe not-so-fair-and-balanced
622
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,615
JC tried to put the stop to.
623
00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:24,536
Seems Julien Calloway'sauthenticity
624
00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:26,413
- is just as curated...
- Fuck.
625
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:27,872
- GOSSIP GIRL: ...as she is.
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
626
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,749
Julien Elizabeth,have you gone certifiable?
627
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,876
JULIEN: Jessica
was secretly recording me!
628
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,961
Why were you there
in the first place?
629
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,671
She said that she wanted
to clear the air about things
630
00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:37,173
that happened between her
and your parents.
631
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,466
She said she was on your side.
632
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,635
And you believed her?
Now you've let her spread lies
633
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,846
about my mom's line. I mean,
you've ruined her debut.
634
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,472
Not me. Gossip Girl.
635
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,474
No. You,
for never listening to me
636
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,935
and always thinking
you know best.
637
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,770
I did it because I care
about you.
638
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:51,521
You don't care about me, Julien.
639
00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:54,065
You care about me caring
about you.
640
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,651
Is that really what you think?
641
00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:58,820
- I gotta go.
- JULIEN: Audge, wait. Please--
642
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,656
No. I need to talk to Kiki
and tell her what you did.
643
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,200
(CALL DISCONNECTS)
644
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:09,414
♪ ("PRIVATE IDAHO"
BY THE B-52'S PLAYING) ♪
645
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,087
(PHONE RINGS)
646
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,840
♪ You're living in your ownPrivate Idaho ♪
647
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,341
♪ Living in your own... ♪
648
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,634
Okay. Uh, Aki is on his way.
Do not worry.
649
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,511
- He will not be missing
your big moment. - Okay.
650
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,848
- Ah, Mrs. Rose.
- There you all are.
651
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:30,393
I have been doing laps,
warming up the right people.
652
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,438
Now, just stick to the new plan.
653
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:36,357
- They won't know what hit 'em.
- New... plan?
654
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,193
Yeah, I thought we were here
to show the world
655
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,527
that Jessica didn't get to you.
656
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,862
Yeah. Well, Eleanor was offered
some unexpected help
657
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:44,115
and it just seemed wrong
not to take the opportunity.
658
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:46,367
And I just-- I didn't tell you
'cause I didn't want you
659
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,036
to be upset or to interfere.
660
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,579
It involves Julien, doesn't it?
661
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,457
- Unbelievable.
- Hey, honey,
662
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,209
this is extremely important
to me.
663
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,419
Exactly. That's why you should
not be trusting Julien.
664
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,297
- Oh my, God.
- Audge--
665
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,633
ELEANOR: (SIGHS)
It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
666
00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:02,717
There's someone I want you
to meet right now.
667
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,975
- (GUESTS CHATTERING)
- (SIGHS) What the fuck?
668
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,732
- Excuse me. Your--
- Waiting for a friend? Yes.
669
00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:20,735
I was just gonna say
your tag is out.
670
00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:21,778
I figured you'd like to know
before you hit the photo op.
671
00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:26,407
I'm waiting for a friend, too.
672
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,159
He's not nearly
as beautiful as you.
673
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:30,995
Enjoy the luncheon, Miss La.
674
00:30:32,830 --> 00:30:34,290
MAX: Every head is turning
for you,
675
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,125
while I've become
the Invisible Max.
676
00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:38,378
(SIGHS) I told you,
the key is to not care.
677
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:43,424
I used to never care. Now I care
too much about everything.
678
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,885
I'm broken. I--
This relationship's broken me.
679
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:48,972
You're not broken.
You're growing.
680
00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:52,350
Will matters to Audrey,
so therefore he matters to you.
681
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,686
The problem is, you think
you have to be someone else
682
00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:57,939
to get you to matter to him.
You don't.
683
00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:04,362
You know what?
Giving a shit ends now.
684
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,864
Messy Max is back.
685
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:13,538
Are you sure
you don't wanna check this coat?
686
00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,832
Or I-- I could hold on to it.
687
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,251
(SCOFFS)
And waste the moment on you
688
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,044
and the other guests
who arrived on time?
689
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,421
A big reveal at a photo op.
690
00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:23,881
It's like it's 2021
all over again. (GIGGLES)
691
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,467
♪ ("JUKEBOX"
BY THE FLIRTS PLAYING) ♪
692
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,595
I can't wait to see
what's under there.
693
00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:29,846
It's very beautiful.
I can assure you.
694
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,765
Very beautiful, indeed.
695
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:37,645
♪ So I saw youIn the pizza place ♪
696
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,522
{\an8}♪ You wereWith another girl... ♪
697
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:42,025
{\an8}And now it's time
for your big reveal.
698
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:45,236
- Huh?
- To start over. Reconnect.
699
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:47,905
I plan to. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
700
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:53,202
WENDY: You spent all night
researching Georgina's heyday
701
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,663
and all you have to show
for it is mommy issues?
702
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,040
I could have told you that.
703
00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:59,208
The only people who've
ever had control over her
704
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,002
were her parents. They sent her
to a religious boot camp.
705
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,172
Hoping their daughter would
pray away the cray.
706
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:05,840
Newsflash. It didn't work.
707
00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:06,924
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- So you invited her mother?
708
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:12,472
Um, I couldn't find
any traces of her online,
709
00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:13,931
although I wanted to.
710
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,184
But she doesn't have
to actually be here.
711
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,603
Georgina just has to think
she is.
712
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:19,854
Once she sees who's sitting
next to her at her table,
713
00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:22,982
she'll leave the party.
Maybe even the country.
714
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,692
Well, if she's as afraid of her
as you said she is,
715
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:25,860
she probably had her offed.
716
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,739
KATE: Jordan? (SIGHS)
717
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,576
Z, I didn't know
you were gonna be here.
718
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,787
I didn't know you were, either.
719
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,081
Actually, Camille invited me
as her guest.
720
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:42,377
Camille de Haan?
721
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:45,004
Mm-hmm. I know.
I myself was shocked.
722
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,799
I always thought of her
as this dark, malignant evil,
723
00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:50,051
destroying everything
that's fair and good,
724
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:52,053
but, you know, she's actually
really smart and cool.
725
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,723
How do you know
if you can trust someone
726
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,058
despite their reputation?
727
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,397
I like to believe
that people act
728
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,565
with their best interest
at heart.
729
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:08,611
Look, even Obie is making up
with his mom as we speak.
730
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,405
Even I'm here trying to make
things right with someone
731
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,907
that I hurt,
whether she knows it or not.
732
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,243
People can surprise you
733
00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,537
if you just give them
a chance to.
734
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:21,082
We just usually don't.
Or Gossip Girl doesn't let us.
735
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:24,919
Very true. Well, maybe one day
Gossip Girl will be gone
736
00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:27,463
and we can figure things out
on our own.
737
00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:29,590
- I hope so.
- Yeah.
738
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,884
JULIEN:
Good luck with Camille.
739
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:34,387
(SIGHS) Yeah. Thank you.
Good luck with Audrey.
740
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,347
(CHUCKLES)
741
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:38,933
ZOYA: Hi.
742
00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:45,064
I had no idea
that Georgina Sparks was back.
743
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:46,315
Why didn't you tell me?
744
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,360
Wait. Is that why you...
745
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:51,195
Doesn't explain why you're here
in her place.
746
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:56,451
(SIGHS) She made me come.
She has some... leverage on me.
747
00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:57,869
What?
748
00:33:57,952 --> 00:34:00,121
It doesn't matter.
She threatened to leak it
749
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:03,666
if I didn't come as her proxy
and execute her plan.
750
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,001
It kind of matters.
751
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:06,627
KATE: What is her plan, exactly?
752
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,129
JORDAN: You know
that blind item she posted
753
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,630
about an illicit affair?
754
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:10,798
It's about Julien and Aki.
755
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,551
(GASPS)
They're sleeping together?
756
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:14,677
No, but she wants us
to get pics of them
757
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:18,056
in a compromising position
to post,
758
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,974
so the Audrey and Julien feud
blows up in front of everyone.
759
00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:22,769
How the hell are we supposed
to do that?
760
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,396
It's rohypnol.
761
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:30,151
Fun. Save me some for later.
762
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:37,742
- MAX: A rye dry Manhattan.
- Excuse me. I was--
763
00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:40,703
Waiting here? So?
764
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,288
Hmm.
765
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,044
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
766
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:50,087
Entschuldigung.
767
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,173
I-- I must take this.
I'll be right back.
768
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:54,300
Lucas, hello?
769
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,844
Gossip Girl hasn't posted
770
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,387
and we're wheels up
in two hours.
771
00:34:58,471 --> 00:34:59,472
Yeah, well, look,
772
00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:01,182
I'm-- I'm sure that it'll be
up shortly, all right?
773
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,309
I'm-- Sh-- she's probably
just waiting for the ceremony.
774
00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:04,101
Or she's left you on read?
775
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,061
If she doesn't post
before we go,
776
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:07,438
Mom will never step foot
in the States again
777
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,066
and completely get away with it.
I need a drink.
778
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,529
Ms. Harris, it is such an honor
to meet you. I'm Zoya Lott.
779
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:16,656
Hello, Zoya.
This is my friend, Kurt.
780
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,699
- Hi.
- ALESHEA HARRIS: Camille, great to see you.
781
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,535
- (CHUCKLES)
- I'm actually a writer myself--
782
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,870
So wonderful to see you
as well, Aleshea.
783
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:23,871
The three of us go way back.
784
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,415
We featured the de Haans'
Hamptons house
785
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:27,542
in our Spring 2020 Design issue.
786
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:31,671
Wow. Um, I've read Is God Is
at least three times.
787
00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:32,922
And I think it's so visceral
and just so beautiful
788
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,883
- at the same time.
- That is very kind.
789
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,970
- I'm so inspired.
- Greyson and I are so grateful
790
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,889
that you've joined the board
of the De Haan Art Foundation.
791
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,891
I'm grateful to have been asked.
792
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:44,642
Uh, did I hear you're
doing a piece
793
00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:47,395
on Maybeck in Berkeley?
794
00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,313
Oh, we just shot
Dorothea Lange's former house.
795
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:50,898
(GASPS) One of my favorite
photographers.
796
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,317
- Did you see the show, um--
- Uh, Zoya,
797
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,528
let them enjoy themselves, okay?
798
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,989
No one here wants to talk shop.
Excuse us.
799
00:35:58,072 --> 00:36:01,784
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
800
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,287
Did I upset you, Ms. de Haan?
I thought--
801
00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:05,788
I thought the whole point
of me coming here
802
00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,081
was to meet people like them?
803
00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:10,084
No, the whole point of you
coming here
804
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,878
was to teach my daughter
a lesson.
805
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,381
Monet was right.
806
00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:21,929
Just as I was right about her
finding a way to sneak in.
807
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,602
In order to witness this moment.
808
00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:30,771
What moment?
809
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,657
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
810
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,704
Return to sender.
811
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,462
Champagne?
812
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:55,129
- Thank you.
- That's from a case.
813
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,969
They have Krug Grande Cuvée
at the bar.
814
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,429
You seem like someone
who doesn't settle.
815
00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:06,641
And yet you think
you have a shot?
816
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:12,313
So, no fucks given
and still no progress.
817
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:15,149
Has it ever occurred to you
818
00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:17,193
that it's okay if not
everybody likes you?
819
00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:22,448
Oh, wow.
820
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:32,667
Has it ever occurred to you
that it's okay if someone does?
821
00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:45,638
Mm-hmm. Verstehe. Danke.
822
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:48,766
Otto.
823
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,437
Unfortunately,
we need to leave early.
824
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,355
There's weather
on the way and the pilot
825
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:57,775
thinks it's best to go
before it arrives.
826
00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,610
I'll speak to Michelle
and I'll tell her
827
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:02,363
that you will be accepting
the award on my behalf.
828
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:05,199
I can think of no better way
to show we're still a family.
829
00:38:05,282 --> 00:38:07,201
But you-- you can't leave.
830
00:38:07,284 --> 00:38:10,454
I'll be back.
And please come home.
831
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,289
You should be living at the loft
where you belong.
832
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:14,375
There's Michelle.
833
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,380
I knew this was gonna happen.
Nothing ever works out with you.
834
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:22,842
- All right. Hold on. I--
- You are going to get caught,
835
00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:24,719
like you always do.
You are going to get in trouble,
836
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,512
like you always do.
And when that finally happens,
837
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:28,097
you better not bring me down
with you.
838
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,185
- Ready to go?
- (CHUCKLES)
839
00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:34,937
Walk us out?
840
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,442
There has to be a way
that doesn't involve
841
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,651
drugging teenagers!
842
00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:43,696
Uh, we could trick them.
843
00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:45,448
Tell Julien that Aki wants
to help clear the air
844
00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:47,408
- between her and Audrey.
- Then what, convince them
845
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:50,536
to have that conversation
on top of each other?
846
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:53,330
- There's no other way.
- There has to be.
847
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,373
I've already lost my job.
I've lost...
848
00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,836
I can't lose any more.
849
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,213
I'm doing it.
850
00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:05,551
MAX: I found some
embarrassing old pics
851
00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:08,012
- of Audrey's dad. Check it out.
- Seriously?
852
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,057
Wait-- Go--
853
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:12,475
(LAUGHING)
854
00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:18,939
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
855
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,275
Jessica's wearing my dress.
856
00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:22,902
(GASPS)
How is she wearing my dress?
857
00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:24,278
ELEANOR: That's impossible.
858
00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:26,072
She must have stolen
the-- the design
859
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:28,783
or-- or was spying on me.
860
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:31,577
If Julien shows that dress,
they're going to think I stole it from her.
861
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,245
Go.
862
00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:37,249
- Everyone.
- (GASPS)
863
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,628
JULIEN:
Everyone, good afternoon.
864
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:41,462
Look.
865
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,340
No, no, no.
We've got to stop Julien.
866
00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:45,716
The pleasure is all mine.
867
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:51,889
Today, I will be debuting
a brand-new Kiki Hope--
868
00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:53,390
AUDREY: Julien, no, you are not.
869
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,895
- Yes. I most certainly am.
- No, you are not.
870
00:39:57,978 --> 00:40:00,231
- Your mother wants me to.
- Nobody wants you to.
871
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,108
- (GRUNTS)
- Audrey, don't.
872
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:02,817
- Stop it. Stop it!
- (FABRIC TEARS)
873
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,653
(ALL GASP)
874
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,113
- Oh!
- AUDREY: Oh, my God.
875
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:08,531
- JULIEN: What?
- (GASPS)
876
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:11,659
- (JULIEN GASPS)
- JESSICA: That's right!
877
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:15,079
Julien is wearing one
of my Jess Bradley originals.
878
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:16,497
I'm in the full-length,
879
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,166
but it's convertible,
as you just saw.
880
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,670
Thank you to my muse
and my new stepdaughter
881
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,798
- for staging this reveal.
- (CROWD APPLAUDS)
882
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,010
Audrey, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.
883
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,139
I swear to God, I had no idea.
Audrey, please.
884
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,975
How did you know Julien
was going to wear that dress?
885
00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,810
I was your assistant.
886
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:40,354
You really should change
your passwords.
887
00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:43,858
I thought you'd be proud.
Look how fast I knocked you off.
888
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,861
- (JESSICA LAUGHS)
- JULIEN: Audrey, no.
889
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,279
No, I didn't know!
890
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,031
(CROWD MUTTERING)
891
00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:57,204
- You made me miss my chance.
- (SIGHS) Don't you see?
892
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,790
This is better now.
You don't have to do it anymore.
893
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,333
And JC and Audrey
had the public explosion
894
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,836
Georgina wanted
without her plan.
895
00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:06,130
And what about the blind item?
She promised an illicit affair.
896
00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:08,841
She's not gonna let that go.
897
00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:10,926
You know what?
She won't have to.
898
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,511
I think I know how to
get rid of her.
899
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,139
You're not gonna like it.
You might.
900
00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:18,642
This was supposed to be
my debut for my line.
901
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:20,811
Is there anything
this woman won't take from me?
902
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:24,273
I'm afraid this is not the way
that you want to make a debut.
903
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,276
So we can look towards
Spring 2023, maybe.
904
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:29,403
Wait, wait, wait.
That's-- that's it?
905
00:41:29,486 --> 00:41:29,570
We're just gonna give up?
906
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:35,075
You want her to introduce
a line like this?
907
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,119
Top of Page Six?
908
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:38,662
You need to distance
yourself from this.
909
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,915
You need to let her
win this one.
910
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,375
No. She's won them all.
911
00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:45,252
No, Mom...
912
00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:48,214
Just...
913
00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:53,260
I know you probably
don't wanna hear--
914
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:56,263
Anything from you? You're right.
915
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,849
I didn't know what Jessica
was gonna do. How could I?
916
00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,894
Because anything you try to do
always fucks up, Julien.
917
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,938
- You're blaming me?
- Yeah.
918
00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,189
I tried to warn you
about your dad.
919
00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:06,232
You wouldn't listen.
920
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,275
- This isn't my fault.
- It never is.
921
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,527
It's Jessica's or Obie's
or Zoya's or Gossip Girl's,
922
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:13,489
but you're never the one
to take the blame.
923
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:15,491
Do you ever stop
for a second and think
924
00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:18,786
what the common denominator is
when something malfunctions?
925
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:21,789
It's you. Always you.
Every time.
926
00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:23,374
That's not fucking fair.
927
00:42:23,457 --> 00:42:27,461
Maybe it's not, but it's true.
You can never take a back seat.
928
00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:28,963
Sit something out for once.
929
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,798
Let a single
fucking thing happen
930
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:33,133
without making it into
your own show.
931
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:36,387
A shitshow written by,
directed by, and starring you.
932
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:38,681
But I am done. I am not buying
a ticket anymore.
933
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:39,473
I need a break.
934
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,102
And not like before.
935
00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:44,561
I need a real break from you.
936
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:47,856
I want you to stay away from me.
937
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,775
You're just--
938
00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:50,901
You're just too toxic.
939
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:55,155
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
940
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:55,698
- (CELLPHONE BUZZES)
- (GASPS)
941
00:42:57,449 --> 00:43:00,911
- Georgina.
- What the fuck happened?
942
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,664
Did you accidentally
roofie yourself?
943
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:05,749
Aki left before we could do
anything.
944
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,543
And you promised an affair,
so I had to post something.
945
00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:11,422
Literally any other two people
at that event
946
00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:12,548
would have been better.
947
00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:13,841
My bad.
948
00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:15,592
GEORGINA: Reporting on teachers?
949
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,344
You've taintedGossip Girl forever.
950
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,347
I want nothing to do
with it or you.
951
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,933
You really disappointed me,
Keller.
952
00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,102
(SIGHS)
953
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:29,148
She's gone. She's really gone.
You're a genius.
954
00:43:29,231 --> 00:43:32,609
Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
I'm just... fluent in crazy.
955
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,320
We spoke it at home growing up.
956
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:38,407
Hmm. Well, let's go find Jordan
and tell him the good news.
957
00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:45,748
(KEYBOARD CLICKING)
958
00:43:47,082 --> 00:43:48,208
Hmm.
959
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,713
♪ (VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
960
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:54,256
Hey.
961
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:56,925
Congratulations on your new line
and your new last name.
962
00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:57,843
We got married last night.
963
00:43:57,926 --> 00:44:00,471
WILL: Yeah. Sorry, honey.
I couldn't wait.
964
00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:02,681
And once you mentioned
this event...
965
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:03,557
It was too good
for us to pass up.
966
00:44:05,517 --> 00:44:07,269
Dad, this is not who you are.
967
00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,396
She's turned you
into someone else.
968
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,732
Or your mother
was the one holding me back.
969
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:14,068
Now that I'm away from her
mental health issues,
970
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,111
which conveniently arose
every time
971
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:17,613
I was unhappy with her,
972
00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:20,366
I'm finally able to be
who I'm supposed to be.
973
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,409
You wanna join us?
974
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,454
I mean, it was a rye dry
Manhattan, right?
975
00:44:25,537 --> 00:44:29,958
Wow. I can't... (CHUCKLES)
I can't believe that I spent
976
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:32,544
the last two days trying
to get you to like me.
977
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,838
Because that was never gonna
happen, was it?
978
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:35,839
Because...
979
00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:37,591
Because you
don't even like yourself.
980
00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:41,845
And you are determined to make
981
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:44,598
everyone around you
miserable as a result.
982
00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:46,475
We should go.
983
00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:50,771
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
984
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,609
He isn't in the dining room
985
00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:56,819
and he's not answering
any of my texts.
986
00:44:56,902 --> 00:45:00,906
Mine either. That kiss must
have really fucked him up.
987
00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:02,116
He's not the only one.
988
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:04,952
- Wait.
- (SIGHS)
989
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,120
Are you saying...
990
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:07,788
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- Jordan?
991
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:13,377
Georgina. "You didn't think I'd
depart without a bang, did you?"
992
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:18,674
{\an8}(CELLPHONES CHIMING)
993
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,596
GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted.
994
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:29,810
{\an8}MDH stirring a little shitlike the little shit she is.
995
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:34,815
Sex-shaming poor little Z?
996
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,025
Monet must really be over
997
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,694
if she's pullingsuch a millennial move.
998
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:44,241
She was supposed to
be on my side.
999
00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:47,536
Siding with a sex shamer?
Even Gossip Girl has standards.
1000
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,414
MONET DE HAAN: (WHISPERING)
Oh my God.
1001
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:54,084
Can you get through one party
without some childish stunt?
1002
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,461
It's bad enough you crashed,
1003
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,671
but you had to add misogyny
to the mix?
1004
00:45:57,754 --> 00:45:59,506
GOSSIP GIRL:
This semester's power grab
1005
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:02,134
has been powered down.
1006
00:46:02,217 --> 00:46:04,511
The only queenwe've ever cared about
1007
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,345
is Calloway.
1008
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:09,349
Monet de Haan, you're dismissed.
1009
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,894
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1010
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,649
You had good intentions, Jules.
1011
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,528
And when she calms down,
Audrey's gonna realize that.
1012
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:24,698
I mean...
1013
00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:27,034
Honestly, fuck it.
1014
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,869
No matter what I do,
I get nowhere.
1015
00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,205
Yeah. Tell me about it.
1016
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,876
Do you want to, uh, maybe
get out of here?
1017
00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:41,757
Like us? (CHUCKLES) Me and you?
1018
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:45,761
Yeah. Like us. Me and you.
1019
00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:47,930
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1020
00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:01,985
- So, what are you thinking?
- Oh, so many things.
1021
00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:06,448
Like, maybe Georgina
wasn't all bad?
1022
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,325
What she did to Monet
was kind of genius.
1023
00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:10,077
Speaking of,
1024
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,330
what were you gonna say
about kissing Mr. Genius Bar?
1025
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,917
That I felt something.
1026
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,837
How could I not?
He's literally put himself
1027
00:47:20,921 --> 00:47:21,922
on the line for me
a million times.
1028
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:26,426
- I don't deserve him.
- You don't. But he doesn't care.
1029
00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:29,763
Go tell how you feel.
1030
00:47:30,847 --> 00:47:30,931
Go.
1031
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:36,770
Finally.
1032
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:43,193
(EXHALES HEAVILY) All right.
Do you need anything else?
1033
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,237
Water? Comfier clothes?
1034
00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,030
Time machine?
1035
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,116
(CHUCKLES) How far back
can you take it?
1036
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:51,827
(CHUCKLES) Hmm.
1037
00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:55,372
Depends. How far back
do you need to go?
1038
00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:59,209
Too far.
1039
00:48:02,879 --> 00:48:05,424
Back to before you
and I broke up.
1040
00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:07,968
Before Gossip Girl.
1041
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:13,181
Yeah. I am... so sick
of hearing that name.
1042
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:15,017
Yeah. She gets to wreak havoc
1043
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,811
without any
of the consequences, unlike us.
1044
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,690
Do you even remember life
before her?
1045
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,192
No, I don't, actually.
(CHUCKLES)
1046
00:48:25,235 --> 00:48:27,779
No. Maybe...
1047
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:31,325
we should just pretend
to go back before she existed.
1048
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:33,452
You know, before I...
1049
00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:36,121
started this war with my family.
1050
00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:37,998
Before I tried to run away
from who I am.
1051
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:41,501
Before I hurt you.
1052
00:48:44,921 --> 00:48:46,214
Before I hurt you.
1053
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:51,094
(INHALES)
1054
00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:53,930
Okay. What do you think
we'd be doing
1055
00:48:54,723 --> 00:48:57,434
right now, back then? Like...
1056
00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:00,062
before?
1057
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,858
Probably just sitting
here like this.
1058
00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:10,364
Maybe just a little closer
though, you know?
1059
00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:15,577
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1060
00:49:16,953 --> 00:49:19,665
And just talking.
Just like this.
1061
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:25,712
Or not just talking like this.
1062
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:31,343
Obie...
1063
00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:56,076
♪ (SOFT MUSIC FADES) ♪
1064
00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:58,704
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1065
00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:01,707
GEORGINA: Kate!
Funny running into you here!
1066
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,171
(SIGHS) If you're here
to do something awful,
1067
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:10,674
just do it to me
and leave Jordan out of it.
1068
00:50:11,007 --> 00:50:12,134
Cute.
1069
00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:16,471
You think this was about you?
It's about me.
1070
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:20,183
And trust me,
Jordan did not feel left out.
1071
00:50:21,476 --> 00:50:23,812
- You and Jordan?
- We fucked.
1072
00:50:23,895 --> 00:50:27,482
Before I threatened him.
It was surprisingly satisfying.
1073
00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:31,278
It's always the quiet ones,
right?
1074
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:35,699
I told him I would tell you
if he didn't do what I said.
1075
00:50:35,782 --> 00:50:39,119
- That was the leverage?
- You tainted Gossip Girl.
1076
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:43,248
And I tainted Jordan.
1077
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:45,459
I told you I would go out
with a bang.
1078
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,502
(KISSES)
1079
00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:55,177
AUDREY:
Mom, let's just forget about it.
1080
00:50:55,260 --> 00:50:58,096
Everyone else will have
by tomorrow anyway.
1081
00:50:58,180 --> 00:51:00,849
We can-- we can take a look
at some of your other designs,
1082
00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:01,433
find-- find something new
to take to Eleanor--
1083
00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:04,144
God, stop.
1084
00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:06,521
Just stop. You need
to let this go, okay?
1085
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:08,565
It is done. All of it.
1086
00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:11,443
My career, everything.
1087
00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:15,363
- AUDREY: Mom.
- Look, honey, I'm sorry.
1088
00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:16,990
I'm sorry.
1089
00:51:17,073 --> 00:51:19,785
But I need you
to leave me be, okay?
1090
00:51:21,703 --> 00:51:22,746
Please.
1091
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,041
- Mom.
- Please!
1092
00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:35,842
♪ ("SOMEONE TO BLAME"
BY DIXIE PLAYING) ♪
1093
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:38,345
♪ Everyone needsSomeone to blame ♪
1094
00:51:38,428 --> 00:51:40,388
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1095
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:43,517
♪ And this timeThink it's gonna be me ♪
1096
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,186
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1097
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:48,313
♪ Guess you needAnother villain for your story ♪
1098
00:51:48,396 --> 00:51:51,441
♪ God knows without itThat shit would be boring... ♪
1099
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:53,443
Hey.
1100
00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,070
♪ 'Cause everyone needsSomeone to blame ♪
1101
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:58,031
(SIGHS) Well, you missed
a fun luncheon.
1102
00:51:58,114 --> 00:51:58,865
♪ Guess you can blame me... ♪
1103
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:01,409
Where once again,
I trusted someone
1104
00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,119
and once again, they hurt me.
1105
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,874
I know what you're
gonna say and--
1106
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:08,083
I don't think you do.
1107
00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:12,629
♪ Now I'm dreamin' of peace... ♪
1108
00:52:13,129 --> 00:52:14,297
Zoya, I'm sorry.
1109
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,926
I should have never accepted
that job and Davis's money.
1110
00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:19,052
I've lost myself.
1111
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,767
I've lost myself, too.
1112
00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:30,021
♪...when it's really notthat bad ♪
1113
00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:33,066
Hey, maybe we can remind
each other of who we used to be.
1114
00:52:33,149 --> 00:52:35,902
♪ And it really makes me sad ♪
1115
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,362
I've missed you.
1116
00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:40,073
♪ Everyone needsSomeone to blame ♪
1117
00:52:40,156 --> 00:52:41,950
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1118
00:52:42,033 --> 00:52:45,704
♪ And this timeThink it's gonna be me... ♪
1119
00:52:45,787 --> 00:52:49,040
- KATE: Hello?
- WENDY: How'd it go with Jordan?
1120
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,626
It didn't.
1121
00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:54,462
Sorry. Well, I guess
time to start thinking
1122
00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:56,047
about your first post back.
1123
00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:59,426
What if Georgina's right?
1124
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,261
What if I pulled too
many punches,
1125
00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:02,596
played it too safe?
1126
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,056
I mean, maybe there
is an evil genius inside of me.
1127
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,017
You like to be right,
not rotten.
1128
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,935
Can't I be both?
1129
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,395
It's time we set our sights
on bigger fish.
1130
00:53:10,478 --> 00:53:13,982
When you catch the predators,
the small fish get to thrive,
1131
00:53:14,065 --> 00:53:15,483
grow bigger themselves.
1132
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:19,154
- What do you have in mind?
- I wanna be an apex predator.
1133
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:23,450
Which is what I should have been
doing all along.
1134
00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:25,327
No more Harriet the Spy.
1135
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:27,370
It's time
for Jurassic Fucking Park.
1136
00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:28,997
(SIGHS) Are you with me?
1137
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,083
Well, I'm always down
for a good time.
1138
00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:35,503
How do we start?
1139
00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:38,340
♪ So I guess you can blame me ♪
1140
00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:41,801
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1141
00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,304
♪ I guess you can blame me... ♪
1142
00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:46,556
(CELLPHONE VIBRATES)
1143
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:53,229
♪ Everyone needsSomeone to blame ♪
1144
00:53:55,690 --> 00:54:00,195
{\an8}♪ To make upFor their fucking mistakes ♪
1145
00:54:00,278 --> 00:54:01,863
{\an8}♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1146
00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:04,699
♪ Guess you needAnother villain for your story ♪
1147
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:07,994
♪ God knows without itThat shit would be boring ♪
1148
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:12,082
♪ 'Cause everyone needsSomeone to blame ♪
1149
00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:15,335
♪ So I guess you can blame me ♪
1150
00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:18,588
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1151
00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:21,341
♪ I guess you can blame me ♪
1152
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:25,011
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1153
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,263
♪ I guess you can blame me ♪
1154
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:36,189
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1155
00:56:58,998 --> 00:57:00,208
{\an8}♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1156
00:57:00,258 --> 00:57:04,808
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