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Samson said baptism
is a test from God.
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If he doesn't accept me?
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What if nobody does?
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Aaron,
I will always defend who you are.
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I promise you'll rise
from the water a new man,
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independent and self-sufficient
like me.
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Do you want me to tie it?
Yes, please.
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OK. Last boxes. And before you ask
why I'm in black,
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I'm still in mourning
for my dignity.
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Fiona, you weren't sick
on Andrew's actual wife,
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just the symbol of their undying
love.
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That's worse.
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Actually, now I've said it
out loud, it is worse.
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TV PLAYS
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PHONE BUZZES
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You can't be here!
My family's inside.
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I'd just like to speak
to you about the air ambulance.
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What?
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I know the air ambulance
has had problems recently.
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There's been a lack of transparency
about, um... its past.
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But if you'd like to be a part
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of its rehabilitation story,
read this.
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Thanks, but I'm not sure I do want
to be a part of it.
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Your charity just really let me
down...
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..when I needed it.
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Rachel, you should talk to Julia.
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Please just go.
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Huh, charity workers.
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Imagine knocking on doors
to force your ideology on people.
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It boggles the mind.
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Have you seen my friend Julia?
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She's not answering her phone.
She's about this high.
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She wears, like, chunky trainers.
Shoplifts all the time?
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Yeah. I banned her for life.
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She tried to swipe
a whole Chupa Chups carousel.
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It was like she wanted to get
caught.
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Are you going to buy summat?
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What's that?
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Oh, the most caffeine
you can legally buy in one can.
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SHE PUTS COINS DOWN
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I feel bad enabling this.
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MAN: You've got another one to get
in.
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Are you sure you've got enough room?
Yeah, it'll all fit.
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They're taking forever.
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Ooh, my back's about to go.
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I'd like to speak to an elder.
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That's strange. I thought I heard
something there,
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but I can't be sure.
I want to come back.
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Abijah, did you just say something
then?
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Well... No, you didn't.
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I'm making an official request
under the charter to return.
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Come on, Dad.
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After three years, it's finally
just you and me, and Abijah.
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For administrative reasons,
Abijah has to be here.
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Hey, Joshua.
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I had no idea Samson had a son.
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This is a great day.
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Quiet, Abijah!
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ABIJAH WHISPERS: It's a great day.
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So, you decided to come back all on
your own?
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No order member persuaded you?
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Of course not. That'd be forbidden.
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So it was a coincidence, then,
that a female ordinand
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made 12 visits to your exact block.
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Oh, wow. How did we miss that?
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You file that report, Abijah.
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We'll be talking afterwards.
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Someone came, but they had no idea
that I'd been excluded.
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Right.
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So then why did you put a fake
name on a preaching card?
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The guilty heart always reveals
itself.
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Which order member was it?
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You already know.
I want to hear it from your mouth.
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Rachel.
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Rachel Lewis.
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Thank you, Joshua.
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Do you like gifs?
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Rachel.
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You look as good as I feel.
What are you doing here?
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The cafe around the corner does a
hangover smoothie. Charcoal, ginger
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and I think they shove
some crushed-up paracetamol
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in there as well. Does it work?
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It makes me throw up. So, yeah.
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Joel invited me to his confirmation
thing
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at your congress... thing.
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Are you going to go?
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Is heckling encouraged?
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No. I'll skip it, then.
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I thought your religion
was anti-caffeine.
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I'm a caffeine-chugging harlot.
It's just one can.
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Oh. Josh and I had a big fight.
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I don't think we're going
to recover.
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Is that why you decided
not to do the uni thing?
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What?
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You deleted your application.
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Or someone did.
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Look.
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I have to go.
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I'm going to have that.
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Have you seen Andrew?
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He said he'd guide me gently
through this.
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Don't worry, my friend.
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This is a joyful occasion.
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It's relaxed, it's loose.
It's chill. OK, everyone.
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Inside this building
are our so-called neighbours.
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But don't be deceived.
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You're about to enter
a battleground.
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Well, it's a happy meeting place
for all our different chapters...
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A hostile battleground, Abijah.
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Neckties.
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Bibles.
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Give no quarter.
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# This little light of mine
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# I'm gonna let it shine
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# This little light of mine... #
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This all seems quite amicable.
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Why was he lining us up
in formation?
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Ah, Dunstan,
God's only mistake.
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Samson, just as decadent as always.
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I'm a chaste servant of my flock.
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I count three different
colours in your outfit.
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Jesus was a carpenter.
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I'd like you to meet Joel.
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He's our convert.
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Have you got a convert this year?
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I helped bring him in.
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David, you defaced my home.
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I'm still considering pressing
charges.
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Well, I'm doing lots of other
work for our chapter today.
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The boys have given me a job.
We also have the most stalls here.
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Nothing to be proud of.
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These stalls are wanton.
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Our only stall is a protest
against stalls.
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Cheer up, Fiona.
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We're about to feed the 5,000,
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but with bags, not fish.
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And the miracle is our
profit margin.
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Yes, I'm probably overselling
this Andrew situation, right?
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I'm sure he's not even
thought about it.
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STIFLED SOB
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Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
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I might not be a good neighbour,
but at least I'm a good mother.
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I deleted Rachel's uni application
to protect her from temptation.
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Wow.
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That is cold-hearted parenting.
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I mean, even Matilda's mum lets
her get adopted at the end.
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Can't we just use a hose?
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The buckets need to be individually
blessed, Aaron.
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Hose water won't take
you to the afterlife.
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MUSIC PLAYS
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Who are those guys?
They're the Ancoats chapter.
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They're off to hell.
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The rainbow belongs to God.
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Can I go speak to them?
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Aaron, keep your voice down.
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But... Shush, Aaron. Shush.
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Joel, apologies for my lateness.
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I was, um, gardening.
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Oh. Was it that, er... tree
you were talking about?
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I tried to save her,
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but for the second time in her life,
Mary is dead.
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Well, I'm relieved you're here.
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It's felt a bit confrontational
so far.
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There's no confrontation.
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Everyone here is our brothers
and sisters.
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Oh, the Worsley chapter.
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Abijah, don't let me do anything
I'll regret.
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Why would you do something
you'd regret?
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# Samson, oh, Samson... #
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Oh, Lord, I can feel the hate
rising up.
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Samson, we sent you tickets
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for our production of Joseph
And The Dreamcoat. You never came.
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There's a place in hell
for you next to Lloyd Webber.
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Well, I loved it.
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I thought you dealt with the whole
polygamy aspect very tastefully.
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Abijah. Sorry, my hands are wet.
Abijah.
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INAUDIBLE CHAT
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Hold still. Thanks, Abijah.
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Can't wait to save the day
with my chocolate voice.
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Well, stick to the script
and all will be well.
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Attention, everyone.
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TANNOY: People will be getting
baptised from 4.30,
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including Aaron, Aaron Lewis,
and some others.
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That was an ad-lib. Yeah.
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Dad, did you delete my university
application?
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Not knowingly, but I do a lot
of things on the home computer.
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I understand at most half.
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Did you do it? Hand on heart,
Rachel, I don't remember,
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but almost certainly yes.
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You've ruined everything!
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Uni is a moral hazard, Rachel.
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God didn't need a 2:1
to create the Earth.
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Your daughter looks...
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..I want to say unhinged.
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Your daughter looks unhinged.
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I did what I had to do.
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OK, you can fuck up your kids
however you like.
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Just letting you know
it's happening.
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Andrew's coming. Fight or flight,
should I stay or should I go?
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Sell, Fiona. The answer's always
sell.
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Andrew, you look sad. Do you want
a badge? Hi, Fiona.
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I thought I'd come and clear the air
and tell you that everything's fine.
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Is your tree OK? No. It's dead.
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With the acid in your stomach,
the soil pH dropped to 7.25.
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She didn't stand a chance.
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But it's fine. I've moved on.
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Really? Joel's been reborn,
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so I'm going to put all of my effort
into him.
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Yes, as long as he converts,
it'll be fine.
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He's my new Mary.
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Julia.
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Oh, hello, sister. Blessings be.
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Why have you been ignoring me?
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Elder Dunstan called upon me
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to assist in the lemon drizzle cake
competition.
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Thought it was going to be an
easy-going role, but...
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Taste, then spit.
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You have 27 more cakes to go.
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Swallowing would be folly.
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I need to talk to you about Joshua.
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I believe in Scripture.
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Joshua led the Israelite
conquest of Canaan.
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I mean the Joshua who...
committed fornication.
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Wow!
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Who made this cake?
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My chapter.
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We consider self-raising flour
a sign of decadence.
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Elder, can I take a moment, please?
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Are these cakes a game to you?
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In earlier verses of the Bible,
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Joshua met someone at summer camp.
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Summer camp? An oasis in the Judean
desert.
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Eventually they were found out,
but he took the fall
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so that she could stay
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and her parents would never discover
what they'd done.
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That's not at all
how the Book of Joshua goes.
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Bye, Rachel.
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Bucket.
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What are you drawing?
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My Bible here is visiting the city.
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Here's Jesus enjoying
some Manchester Vimto.
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He likes it so much that he turned
the whole canal
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into a blackcurrant blast.
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It's a fruitful collaboration.
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What's this bit?
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The gay village. Wow.
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And your dad's OK with that?
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Of course. They both are.
It's where they met.
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Rachel, sometimes as a mother,
you have to make hard decisions
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for the sake of your family's
future.
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What?
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There's a path...
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..where I end up in heaven
and you don't join me.
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I will never let that happen.
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And that's why
I did what I had to do.
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You deleted my application?
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I removed temptation from you.
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You hypocrite!
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You didn't get to go to university,
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so now you're dragging me
down with you.
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You started a business.
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You created something.
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You bent the rules to do it.
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Now I have to spend the rest
of my life wondering
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what I might have achieved
if my mum hadn't got in the way.
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There's nothing to be done now.
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The application's been deleted
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and Samson would never allow
you to go anyway. What the fuck?
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My daughter doesn't usually
swear like that.
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If she even knows that word,
you've failed as a mother.
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This is for you, Joel.
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My Mary wore it on the day
that I converted her.
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I thought this was going to be
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a kind of quiet, private thing.
Yes, Joel,
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but your conversion's a big
deal for us.
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Big deal for me.
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Brothers and sisters...
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It is an honour to announce
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that we have a new convert,
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a convert who is about to make
an unbreakable commitment,
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completely unbreakable!
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FOOTSTEPS RETREAT RAPIDLY
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Joel? Joel?
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Looks like your prized catch
has slipped the net.
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Such a loss.
I'll sing a mourning song for you.
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# Oh, Joel, where did you go?
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# Where have you flown?
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# Oh... #
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Relax, Joel. You're safe.
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None of your weak furnishings
are around.
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Getting in the conversion zone?
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Er... I can't go through with it.
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OK.
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Let me just check my mic's off.
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FEEDBACK AS MIC SWITCHES ON
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OVER TANNOY: Right.
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Privacy.
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Let's talk man to man.
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You guys all know what you believe.
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I have... doubts.
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I have doubts.
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Of course I do.
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We have to take so much on faith.
I worry I've got it all wrong.
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Abijah, kill this. Kill it now.
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You seem so sure.
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I seem a lot of things -
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skilled preacher,
a master storyteller,
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a humble, modest everyman.
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But the truth is, I feel
lost sometimes, too.
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These last few days have made it
very clear how little I understand,
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how I'm making mistakes
all the time.
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And yet I am the wisest,
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for I know I know nothing.
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That's a quote from Jesus. Socrates.
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Well, there you go.
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The world will always surprise you.
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People will always surprise you.
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I can't make this choice for you,
Joel,
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because you're the one that's
going to have to live with it.
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But I love my family.
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And our faith brings us together.
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# Well, me and Jesus got our own
thing going... #
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I'm ready. Yeah.
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I was worried that you guys
were too intense,
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but I feel better now. Good.
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Come and be reborn, Mary.
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What?
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Why is everyone applauding?
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Is it the bow tie?
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Yeah, Dad. Yeah.
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ABIJAH MUTTERS: Fucking idiot.
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Well done, well done. Thank you.
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That was amazing!
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David... maybe I was too quick
to judge.
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Perhaps you could be an elder
after all.
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Aaron - finishing touches.
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We could make use
of your deft linework.
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Who is this? Gary from Ancoats.
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His dad said I can go round his
house sometime.
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Can I, Dad? You let your son
fraternise with them?
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Of course you can, Aaron. Have fun.
Come on, let's go!
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An elder wouldn't sanction that kind
of behaviour, David.
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Good thing I'm not an elder, then.
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We need to talk. Hmm.
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Yeah, Mum, I did it.
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It really feels like a...
A fresh start.
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Oh. Hang on, Mum.
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Susie.
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You missed my confirmation.
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I've never seen you in a suit.
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You look good.
352
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Well, thanks.
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I'm on a new path now,
a purer path.
354
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,560
Do you want to fuck me
in my Ford Focus?
355
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,200
Wait, are you serious?
356
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,320
Oh.
357
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,880
Hey.
358
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,520
What are you doing here?
359
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,000
Please don't be angry with me.
360
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,040
Don't be angry?
361
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,400
This is so dangerous.
362
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,880
If anyone finds out...
363
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,160
Rachel, bit of a tricky sitch.
364
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,040
Joshua's dad... Sorry,
Elder Samson wants a chat.
365
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,800
Wait, Joshua's dad?
366
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,960
ABIJAH LAUGHS
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Wow! You're way behind.
368
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,480
Sister Lewis.
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I spoke to your mother.
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She wants to appeal your university
application so you can go.
371
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:08,840
Now, if you were a model ordinand,
I might allow it.
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But you're not. Are you?
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Joshua gave you up.
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Whatever was going on between
you two
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clearly didn't matter much to him.
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So, here are your options.
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Remain in the order on penance,
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revoked privileges,
monitored preaching hours.
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Or pursue university
and be excluded.
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And if your family even
tries to speak to you again,
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I'll have them excluded too.
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Your choice.
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CHOIR SING
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David, are we good parents?
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Proverbs says whoever spares the rod
loves his children.
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Isn't it whoever spares the rod
hates his children?
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I gave it a David twist.
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# Why can't we be humble
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# Like the good Lord said?
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# He promised to exalt us... #
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Rachel, I've realised
you need to make your own decisions.
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The application's right here,
all you need to do is press send.
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# That's the way God planned it
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# That's the way God wants it
to be... #
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00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,240
It's OK, Mum.
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00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,640
I'm going to stick around.
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# That's the way God planned it
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# That's the way God wants it to be
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00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,000
# For you and me
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# Oh, that's the way... #
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00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,920
Can I have one?
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00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,440
Tough day?
403
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CAR RATTLES
404
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GASPING AND MOANING
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God forgive me...
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# That's the way God planned it
407
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,320
# That's the way God wants it to be
408
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:32,400
# Oh, and that's the way
409
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:37,280
# That's the way God planned it
410
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:42,360
# That's the way God wants it to be
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# For you and me
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# Oh, and that's the way... #
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